The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015) Edit

A bride as radiant as this one...

A bringer of new things.

A cow on the runway. Not exactly the way I always wanted to go.

A few words of Alfred, Lord Tennyson...

A film? A shared experience. Something to talk about afterwards.

A great mystery for another time.

A happy conclusion to a slightly bumpy journey.

A let's been going on.

A little patience, please, dear lady.

A most valuable precaution to ensure

A ray of sunshine on a dark day.

A sense of emptiness, of loss. A gradual narrowing of one's...

A welcome change.

About the exponential growth of internet start ups...

Actually, I don't think she trusts anybody, really.

Actually, talking of style...

Actually, wait a minute. Which way is your house?

Ah, okay.

Ah, wonderful.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Well.

All of which is almost certainly nonsense

All the things I've told her about you are true.

All times have I enjoyed greatly...

All your guests are happy here.

Allow me to offer you a lift to the Viceroy Club.

Alright, that's enough, that's enough.

Alright? Okay.

Although one does rather miss a rose

Although you, dear lady, are nearer

Although, as the future unfolds,

Although, yes.

Always leave them wanting more, Nimish.

Am I late? Perfectly on time.

And a brave one. Far braver than me.

And a fine fellow he is. You must be very proud.

And Abhilash did the same this afternoon.

And after three months we were either going

And also because the new proprietor is quite handsome.

And another.

And apparently some of the food

And as you know, ma'am, the workforce is highly skilled.

And asked you what you thought.

And at my age... I haven't got the time.

And breakfast is served on the terrace

And did you tell them about the roll call?

And each pass involves the entire length of the table.

And Earl Grey tea with pasteurized milk.

And every day that goes by makes it harder to remember...

And fold up a road map the wrong way.

And for passing on the value of that life to others.

And for them to reply...

And for those who are less close to it, or just move slower...

And from here to the hospital it is but a short walk or a stretcher ride.

And go to her we must!

And he should have more respect for his elders.

And he's done what people do when they've been bruised.

And how beautiful did your girlfriend get while I was gone, huh'?

And I don't know why, but I rather snubbed his kind invitation...

And I have just the place.

And I have none of either.

And I promise I'll be a better husband than fiancé.

And I'm not sure I was entirely unreasonable.

And I'm sure that she was an incredibly... beautiful young woman...

And I've no idea what I'm talking about.

And ifs a privilege to be able...

And ifs your story now.

And in this family, we do not tell each other what to do.

And involves 12 separate dyes...

And is that, if so bold I might be,

And it tums out some things really are worth the wait.

And just like that, another good party dies a death.

And lam gonna write that book.

And let me say right here and now...

And little Ranjan.

And Mohan goes with the rabbit fur...

And my investor agreed that we should

And my old friend Kushal shall find himself

And my opinion of the groom is this:

And my Sunaina.

And my wife left me a couple of years ago. I don't know why.

And not to take the risk, when it's so close

And now, good sir, for our tour.

And now... they can take flight together.

And others are doing jobs they never though! They could do.

And ours to know what he's up to.

And please tell whoever it is that

And see how the hotel was doing as well.

And she can see for herself that

And she knows she's not that young anymore. Although to him...

And so say all of us.

And Sonny and Sunaina have today announced...

And Sonny and Sunaina's wonderful families have given them roots...

And taste the pleasures of our fine city.

And that's what I intend to do.

And the bike still isn't finished.

And the consequent effect on... I'll shut up now.

And the driver is completely lethal.

And the groom were found in bed together.

And the silly thing is I don't have enough hair to run my hand through. See'?

And then I thought, As many as we like. While we can.

And then, very gently...

And there's been a switch. Your first port of cell's not Delhi, it's Mumbai.

And there's more.

And thinks he can charge us double.

And thus we two return to India

And visit the old crumbling ruins.

And we are most assuredly getting our kicks!

And we become the furthest outpost of the Evergreen franchise.

And when he's right...

And when she mentioned she'd been offered

And whose mind, though failing, still contains

And you bring her, and wait?

And you mum slay on With your Rush“.

And you still can't remember a word you said?

And you, too. Thank you.

And you? How did you find America?

And you're having an affair.

And your business can wait till the morning.

And your fine company.

And, and, and tremendous...

And, no, I don't have a booking.

And, uh...

And, um, you, you, you can see...

And?

Another new guest.

Any other dreams I can help you with?

Anyone for a quick drink before bed?

Anyway, Mrs. Greenslade, the wedding is nearly upon us.

Apparently, we have three options:

Are an opportunity for travel, for further education...

Are we going to the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, madam?

Are you allowed to tell me about your dress or is...

Are you going to take Douglas?

Are you not worried about him?

Are you pimping out your own mother?

Are you really writing a book?

Are you talking to other companies about this'?

Are you walking out with us, Norman?

As I recall, you deserted me

As others will do...

As part of the company we form together, equal partners.

As welcome as he is fragrant.

Ask him if he knew.

At least they will not lie undiscovered.

At some point in the next soon, Mr. Burley...

At the local expats club.

At the Viceroy Club at 4. And I have some exciting news about that.

At the Viceroy until my plane leaves.

Babul, madam.

Be a lot of traveling.

Be a lot of traveling.

Because as I once heard someone say”.

Because he bought a building?

Because he's not the inspector.

Because I did. I closed the deal yesterday.

Because I have already got one...

Because I'm older and wiser.

Because the really frustrating thing is, we could be

Because this is showtime. So, let's run through it again.

Because we can still shake it, you know.

Become someone who she doesn't really wanna be.

Beech. Miss Beech. How delightful to see you.

Before our triumph is complete,

Beta.

Better not be. It's the club's biggest night

Better watch out for those. They could do some damage.

Between 7:00 and 10:00, Miss Beech.

Between casual and relaxed formality.

Big night, isn't it?

Bike thing planned.

Blend the yarn to give it more body.

Both here!

Both here.

Both suitors at the same party...

Break out the champagne! Let the klaxons sound!

Breathe the air, Mrs. Donnelly!

But all that counts in the end is this one had an idea.

But don't let that stop you because the highs...

But for now, to your chariots!

But had he named it the Supreme Potential Hotel...

But he hasn't proposed, I grant you that.

But I mind, good sir. I mind deeply.

But I was wondering...

But I'd have a bloody good time.

But I'm here. I came here to see your speech.

But I've got many relatives there.

But if that's the only game in town...

But it didn't work out that way.

But mostly...

But my gift on her wedding day...

But now all I see is him in front of me.

But now he's, he's come somewhere very far away and...

But now I shall bring you food guaranteed

But phase two of the development is mare or less complete.

But she wouldn't trust him if he said that, so...

But the fact that you get away with it...

But the time that I am perhaps we could...

But there's been a hard core of regulars from the beginning.

But to keep growing, you've got to have somewhere to grow into.

But We been looking forward to this.

But you've gone as far as you can without help.

But you've got another inspector right here.

But, luckily, Cyril at the bike shop

By a device called a gudgeon pin remover.

By snatching from us the Supreme Quality Hotel.

By whom were you struck?

By whom?

By your mother.

Bye. Bye.

Calling us with her siren song.

Can he help with balloon ankles?

Can't find her.

Can't you make this thing go any faster?

Carol!

Carol. Carol, where are you going?

Carrying on with any of these men?

Categorically not.

Chandrima.

Clearly whoever named this establishment had a sense of mischief.

Coincidence“ is just a word for when we cannot see the bigger plan.

Come dance with me.“

Come here.

Come, Miss Beech, your palace awaits.

Coming out here finally taught me that.

Congratulations would have been nice.

Convention dictates that I should wait

Could you always just tell me the truth?

Could you hold on a sec, Miss Beech?

Could you... Would you please tell your mother...

Couldn't find a single willing recipient. Here...

Daniel exists.

Daniel Green. He's a country solicitor. And my boyfriend.

Daniel has been saying I was looking tired and could do with a holiday.

Daniel knows my name, of course, we're a small team.

Daniel?

Daniel's proposed to me, Douglas.

Daniel's proposed to me, Douglas.

Darling!

Darling?!

Darling...

Darling...

Dear Mr. Chambers. I have your breakfast.

Death by cow.

Decision time.

Desertion, unreasonable behavior...

Deserves a more splendid setting for her wedding party...

Did she say where she was going?

Did they leave together?

Did you forget your dancing shoes?

Did you know anything?

Didn't stop me.

Do fill in, please.

Do you have a reservation?

Do you mean I didn't need to be

Do you mind if I join you?

Do you not fancy him?

Do you own this place?

Do you really have to water down the wine?

Doctors' sunburn. Mosquitoes.

Does give one rather a frisson.

Don 'I try and control it.

Don't let that happen.

Don't look at me. No, no, no. Don't look at him.

Don't make me even more like mum than I am already.

Don't mind me. I'm just standing here on my ankles.

Don't pretend you're not relieved.

Don't talk rubbish!

Don't think I'm interested or listening.

Don't worry, Aruva's a professional.

Don't you want to see my passport?

Done.

Douglas pleaded not guilty to adultery. Why would that be'?

Douglas, I was joking.

Douglas?

Douglas. Hello.

Easy access for the elderly to the higher floors before they make the...

Either that or your plastic surgeon's a genius.

Evelyn, we want to employ you. We want to go professional with you.

Evelyn. Yes. I was hoping to meet her properly.

Even when I could hardly stand the man,

Evening all. Oh, good evening, Mrs. Hardcastle.

Evening, all.

Evening, Mrs. Greenslade.

Evening, Mrs. Hardcastle. Namaste.

Evening. Had a good day?

Evergreen is a different concept.

Every day'? We have to do this every day?

Every morning I take a taxi to the roundabout and I have a decision.

Every single word ...?

Everyone, this is Lavinia Beech.

Everything else smooth? How are the new menus?

Everywhere I've been in this country...

Except your little poppy out ears.

Excuse me.

Fail to prepare, sir... prepare to fail. I'm sorry, buddy.

Fair enough.

Finding, at last, the peace my mother denied him while he lived.

Five is more than enough.

For all of us.

For all relationships, the journey.

For always roaming with a hungry heart.

For different work situations.

For home are the happy hunters and fat is the lamb that we have slaughtered!

For now he just wants an evening with her.

For now...

For our whole operation in this country.

For reasons that are utterly stupid and feeble.

For that there is no excuse and lam completely and sincerely sorry.

For the guest of honor.

For the old people to dance to.

For the party tonight is slightly on the turn.

For the purposes of business or pleasure?

For this is our moment.

For this is what the young make us remember...

For those such as...

For today and, if so, can I feature in them?

For who?

For years. Can't afford slip ups.

For your assessment of our proposal...

Forgive me.

Four times. Read this and learn it fast.

From that eternal silence, something more,

From who?

Funny guy

Get her some boiling water.

Given them roots and now they can...

Given your age, I'm impressed you came back at all.

Go and have the honeymoon you deserve.

Go on, Mummyji.

Go on.

Golden Years, right? Correct.

Good evening, Mrs. Donnelly.

Good evening, Mrs. Donnelly.

Good evening. Hi.

Good Lord. Are you alright?

Good morning, Ainslie.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning. Oh!

Good to meet you all.

Good to meet you all.

Good.

Good. And when your friends invite you to play with them?

Good. Will you give it to her?

Good... because you're a terrible fiance.

Goodbye, Nimish.

Goodbye. My driver, Babul.

Goodnight Goodnight, then.

Greatest climb of all.

Guy Chambers.

Guys, I know you're worried, but it will be okay.

Had you made an offer on it? We don't have the money yet.

Halfway across the world.

Haphazard nature of your operation.

Hard bargains with the factory owners.

Hari, I wonder, could you do me a favor from now on'?

Has promised to send an evaluator to the hotel.

Has this tool called a gudgeon pin remover...

Have dinner with me.

Have you just come for the wedding celebrations, Kushal?

Have you met Daniel?

Have you ordered? I'm told the Chilla pancakes here are not to be missed.

Have you seen my other shoe, darling? Hmm?

Have you thought about our conversation last night?

Have you?

He circles the wagons, he shuts down.

He does. Oh, if you say so.

He even followed me to the lavatory.

He knows a thing or two.

He said he'd send his guy.

He's a good man.

He's asked me to marry him.

He's my partner, not my assistant...

He's my son.

He's not an inspector.

He's the one.

Hello, beta. Mummyji.

Hello, Dad.

Hello, darling.

Hello, Evelyn.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. I don't think I ever caught your name.

Hello. Who's there, my love?

Her first question to the doctor

Her home for the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel...

Her recommendation is also based upon

Here is our planned installation of an elevator.

Here, I'm here. Yeah.

Here. Yes, thank you.

Hey, wait! Wait!

Hi. I'm Chet and I'll be happy to valet your car.

His blood is moving. He's...

His ears are too close to his head.

His guy! You see? He was sending me a message.

His mind was on other matters.

His tongue is forked and he lies like a rug!

Hmm.

Honestly. It was my fault.

Hoops, Sunaina.

Hope to see you again.

Host is looking dapper.

How comfortable he is at the hotel.

How did he cheat you?

How did you know that?

How does she feel?

How else could I come home afterwards?

How hard it must be not to choke

How I've missed your... affectionate humor, Kushal.

How impossibly free one would be.

How long are you staying?

How long have you guys been together?

How many times have you done that tour now'?

How many tuk tuks are there with bloody scorpions on them?

How much time do you have?

How was America?

How will you rate us?

How's your niece doing?

Huh.Alright, um...

I actually don't have any coffee.

I also bring banana chips. Oh.

I am a part of all that 1 have met;

I am here.

I am only out there because I thought you were.

I am Sunil Indrajit Kapoor, owner and proprietor

I barely found a bugger I could spend a week with”.

I believe they were here tonight.

I came in last night about half past ten.

I can either go left to Nimish...

I can hardly expect a man to want to go outwith me while I'm still married.

I can only apologize.

I can see you're talking now, Kushal.

I can't tell you the family holidays I'd have had to blow out...

I can't wait to meet her.

I cannot bear and that's self pity.

I could bring it to you.

I could go on forever. But there is one thing...

I could not possibly say, sir.

I couldn't find you at the party.

I couldn't resist the chance to come out

I did not know you were in Jaipur.

I did not marry, madam.

I didn't come with Vikram. I got a lift.

I didn't even realize she was playing.

I didn't mean to intrude. Of course she can come.

I didn't see him at breakfast.

I do opinions.

I don't believe there is such a thing.

I don't believe there is such a thing.

I don't care what you are. I still would.

I don't find Kush attractive.

I don't know how long I'm going to be there

I don't know if I'm excited or terrified.

I don't know what to do, Mrs. Donnelly.

I don't know what you're talking about. Why are we here?

I don't know why I tell you anything.

I don't know, I'm just really struck by her.

I don't know, just a little back and forth. A little...

I don't know.

I don't mind what room I have, really.

I don't recall.

I don't suppose you've seen Carol anywhere, have you'?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I don't think so. Why not?

I don't think you'll get a lot of sleep over there.

I don't understand.

I don't want to be that lonely again, Norman.

I don't want to see you hurt, Mummyji.

I figured.

I finished my shift early. I felt like being alone.

I fly tomorrow morning. It's a punishing itinerary, I'm afraid.

I had a fairytale wedding myself.

I hate that machine.

I hate this machine.

I have a business venture in town.

I have business to discuss with him.

I have some g****fruit oil in the car. A few drops works wonders.

I have to deliver this... then I'll check you in.

I hear you're going to dance tonight.

I honestly thought it might help.

I hoped you would find his offer of a partnership...

I just never fell in love.

I know how to dance. You still have to rehearse.

I know the membership's dropping,

I know who he is. Take Miss Beech to room 19.

I know you began this journey on your own,

I know you'll understand me missing the reception...

I know, for Laura's conference.

I know, I know, but it works.

I like this one.

I mean I was thinking that when you come for the conference...

I mean it more now.

I mean, it's a testament to the...

I mean, what if one were alone again?

I missed you, too.

I must apologize to you.

I must make them.

I must say, I admire what you've made of yourself here.

I must tell you, the reception cannot

I need my clipboard.

I need to get all this sorted for the wedding.

I need to know if I can rely on his support...

I never understood why anyone would want to get married.

I nevertheless plunged the night into darkness.

I prefer cats.

I presume it's to tell me my services are no longer required.

I promise I will properly rehearse the wedding dance.

I promise I'll wear the turban your mother chose for the ceremony.

I said at your party, I don't do advice.

I said I know you're sleeping with someone else.

I saw it, I contacted my investor. Your father.

I saw you at the airport, didn't I?

I should have stern words with your assistant.

I shouldn't even be going myself.

I spent 40 years scrubbing floors...

I spent years back in England trying to spread my gift around.

I stay here with the computer. You go in the garden and I'll dictate to you...

I still found him rather attractive.

I suppose it would make people sit up and take notice.

I suppose we could give it a go.

I take it you would agree with me, Mrs. Donnelly?

I tell you, he turned white as a sheet.

I thank you and your assistant for coming here.

I think it could be really great. Yes, I do.

I think it's important if we're going to be working together.

I think she actually went to start her new job.

I think she went back to Jaipur.

I think that she's scared.

I think that's my line, Mummyji.

I think you're just making these words up.

I thought I wouldn't. I thought...

I thought if I could see them at the same time,

I thought my mother has walked into the room.

I thought she was going to Mumbai.

I thought this was a hotel?

I thought you'd have left for the Sangeet already.

I trust everyone's ordered the Chilla pancakes.

I understand perfectly, but 30 is our limit.

I want to say to him, Just give me time and I'll get there.

I want to.

I want us to form a partnership.

I wanted to ask you about your mother.

I was actually just on my way to see Kushal.

I was here early. Cyril's helping me.

I was hoping for somewhere quite private.

I was just checking in a guest.

I was just riding past on my bike and I saw you in here.

I was thinking of celebrating by asking your mother for a dance.

I was thinking, why don't you come?

I was working early. And I did tell you, darling.

I was. It doesn't mean I was celibate.

I wasn't bad' I don't think, but I gave it up.

I went to look for a friend last night.

I went to one once where the best man

I went to talk to the inspector.

I went, now you go.

I will drink Life to the lees.

I will find another hotel into which we can expand.

I will not hear your negativity.

I wonder if I could have your attention just for a moment.

I wonder, do you fancy a cup of coffee? Uh, um...

I work in his office.

I would love to meet her.

I...

I'd know which one I preferred...

I'd like breakfast in my room at 9:00, please.

I'd miss her dreadfully, of course.

I'd quite like a walk along the bay.

I'd really rather the room that I...

I'll get you a fresh poi.

I'll give you 5,000 for four.

I'll probably just have a sandwich at my desk.

I'll see you tomorrow, Hari.

I'll tell them where to stick their ball.

I'm 79 years old.

I'm a bit nervous, actually.

I'm around to impart what little wisdom I...

I'm both delighted and unsurprised. But really, no speaking.

I'm breaking your heart. I'm sorry.

I'm Douglas, by the way. Jodi.

I'm eating dust.

I'm fine.

I'm gonna kill that boy.

I'm here writing a book, as a matter of fact. A novel.

I'm here, aren't I?

I'm hereto get a divorce.

I'm hoping you already did. Just not out loud.

I'm in room 6. You are? She is?

I'm just attending to this most significant gentleman.

I'm looking for my mother, Mr. Dharuna. And her dinner companion.

I'm not good with special occasions...

I'm not one of them.

I'm not sure you understand the work involved.

I'm only telling you because you don't know the person involved.

I'm pleased to meet you...

I'm pretty sure they're going to propose soon enough.

I'm proposing we own it together.

I'm saving him up.

I'm so sorry, Miss Beech. Are you alright?

I'm so sorry, we're full up.

I'm sorry, no.

I'm sorry, Norman. I can't do this. I'm in love with someone else.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry. I cannot go below 50,000 per crate.

I'm sure I paid that bill.

I'm sure there'll be somebody there to see you off.

I'm too embarrassed to ask Laura.

I'm very happy you came.

I'm... quite interested in your new place.

I've been trying to learn my speech for the wedding.

I've bought a present for your niece.

I've got to stay here and count up

I've just got a text from Laura. Well, five texts,

I've noticed.

If I could see where your leg is, I'd kick it.

If I hadn't have come in,

If I wasn't so useless, that's what I'd say.

If no longer correct.

If not now, when? And if not us, who?

If only for the sake of your beautiful bride.

If that's what he's saying, he's lying to you.

If there is ever a time in our life together when...

If you like it, you should put a ring on it. Mmm.

If you only go once around the room,

If you really want to try monogamy,

If you'll indulge me.

Immediately, straight afterwards, for a very long time?

In boiling water.

In his hands. So, please, take one for the team.

In his natural habitat.

In one hot minute, my darling.

In some ways rather more so than Daniel.

In the lukewarm piss...

In the running of this hotel...

In this hand, I'm nothing but putty.

In which you're held by the residents here.

Instinct is the nose of the mind. And I have a large nose.

Instinct, Sunaina.

Is everything alright?

Is she good?

Is that why she left so suddenly?

Is that why you came?

Is the width of an eyelash.

Is there no one on reception?

Is there really nothing you can do?

Is this your daughter?

Is Vikram outside with his beautiful minibus?

Isn't this great?

Isn't this somebody's engagement party'?

It almost looked as if he was aiming straight at you.

It appears she won the Mr. Chambers lottery.

It depends on whether Sonny ever gets here for the rehearsal.

It destroys everything around it. Now don't be that idiot.

It goes well with my poppy out ears.

It is genuine.

It is our pleasure to welcome our cousin and his friend to Mumbai.

It is over!

It is something to behold.

It is the most recent addition to our burgeoning empire.

It is. You should come round sometime.

It made death more tempting.

It takes teamwork to make a dream work, Mummyji.

It was a power cut, it happens.

It was actually his idea that I come and speak about this in person.

It was meant to be a story about the end of things but now...

It was the Hindi scolding that did the job.

It'll happen.

It'll have to be adultery, then.

It's a big day.

It's a pleasure to see you.

It's a shame Douglas couldn't be here to enjoy it.

It's about a man who...

It's about getting older, really. And all that entails.

It's been a while since I had one suitor, let alone two.

It's brilliant and it's working.

It's difficult.

It's funny because it's true.

It's going to mean some travel.

It's his business to know.

It's just a little outage. Soon have it sorted.

It's just an excuse to come in.

It's just been kind of a dream until now.

It's Mrs. Kapoor.

It's not enough to stand still. There's gotta be...

It's not exactly fast moving...

It's one of the sights, after all. Especially at night.

It's the place, it's the extraordinary place.

It's this person that he's met there.

It's typically him to be so considerate and caring.

Jodi's the representative of the company I've been working for.

Just a few days early, that's all.

Just a place where you leave the story.

Just about.

Just because I'm looking at you when you talk,

Just because you've caught hold

Just get in the game. I'll see you in the bar. Thank you.

Just give me a bit more time).

Just had an idea.

Just hot water and a teabag on the side would be marvelous.

Just like most things in my life.

Just listen to what he has to say.

Just not necessarily from an elephant.

Just tell me... Just tell me

Just to keep the ends meeting.

Just, please, no one tell Madge.

Kushal is machinating against me.

Kushal Kadania.

Kushal thought the lift might be

Kushal?

Kushal?

Ladies and gentle gentlemen... Oh, yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen...

Last week. And yours?

Later?

Laura's giving a speech at an international conference. Aren't you, darling?

Laura's success continues, evidently.

Lavinia Beech.

Lavinia Beech. Great pleasure.

Lavinia was curious about that new place you showed us.

Lavinia. Absolutely.

Lavinia. Except that's not your name, is it?

Leading to a chain of hotels stretching across India and beyond...

Learning my speech.

Least of all herself, which is probably a sign that she's become...

Left or right, madam?

Left or right, my lady?

Let go.

Let me get changed, hmm? We'll go together.

Let me put just one word in your mind, Sunaina.

Let me take these, they look heavy.

Let me take these, they look heavy.

Let us delay this conversation until the moment I'm proved right...

Let us find Vikram and his beautiful minibus,

Let us look around and you will see.

Let us travel to the pearl in my oyster!

Let's go back to America.

Let's try the red.

Life piled on life Were all too little,

Like being here today with you all, make everything worthwhile.

Like lemmings they come to the cliff edge

Like life and a tortoise.

Lime remains; But every hour is saved.

Listen to me.

Listen, think about it, take sometime.

Listen. I'm going to Mumbai in a couple of days.

Look at you, Sonny. All of you got bigger

Look, I could talk and talk.“

Look, I'll give you everything in my wallet.

Look, I'm not out at all. I couldn't be more in.

Look, we don't have to dance. We could just talk.

Looking back and laughing. Having taken from me my livelihood...

Lordy lord, have mercy on my ovaries.

Madam, this perfect specimen and I

Madge. I can't find Carol anywhere.

Madly happy.

Make a move before the price went up.

Mane' of one to me.

Mane' say... Yes...

Many of the secrets of the universe.

Maybe it's about the beginning of them.

Maybe we should take another look.

Me?

Mi! Seems to me, are roots and wings.

Might I ask most humbly if you have plans

Might I have some of that, please?

Miss Carol is on the phone.

Miss Madge Hardcastle. Here.

Miss Theresa Beech.

Miss...

Mmm hmm. That's all you get.

Mmm. Mmm. Oh.

Mmm. Oh.

Monastic. Which I prefer.

Money doesn't stretch as far in Reigate as in Rajasthan.

More attractive.

Morning, darling.

Morning, Miss Beech. How are you today?

Morning, you two.

Most of our guests don't just live in India, they now work there.

Move over, nice doll The mean old dog's going in.

Movin' on over.

Mr. Burley promised he would send someone to evaluate the hotel.

Mr. Burley.

Mr. Chambers.

Mr. Chambers. Forgive me for the cursory nature of my greeting.

Mr. Douglas Ainslie.

Mr. Douglas Ainslie.

Mr. Douglas Ainslie. Here.

Mr. Douglas.

Mr. Guy Chambers.

Mr. Norman Cousins and Miss Carol Parr.

Mr. Norman Cousins and Miss Carol Parr.

Mrs. Donnelly, can you please talk to this guy'?

Mrs. Donnelly, this is Kushal. The best friend of my brother Jay.

Mrs. Donnelly?

Mrs. Donnelly?

Mrs. Donnelly. Forgive me for not escorting you to the clinic, but...

Mrs. Donnelly. Oh... Now?

Mrs. Evelyn Greenslade.

Mrs. Evelyn Greenslade. Here.

Mrs. Hardcastle. Ls there a problem with the party?

Mrs. Jean and Miss Laura Ainslie.

Mrs. Madge Hardcastle.

Mrs. Madge Hardcastle. Here.

Mrs. Muriel Donnelly.

Mrs. Muriel Donnelly.

Mrs. Muriel Donnelly. Here.

Ms. Lavinia Beech.

Much have I seen and known;

Much more than alright.

Mum keeps promising.

Mum!

Mummyji. Guy Chambers has chosen you.

My auntie. Namaste.

My brother. My cousin sisters.

My clothes precisely walk the tightrope

My costs will not permit it.

My cousin brothers. And 3 of my friends.

My friend

My friend is mending his bike.

My friends...

My God, that is true.

My mother?

My niece, Aaina.

My son thinks you're not who you say you are.

Namaste, madam. Namaste, Anokhi.

Namaste.

Namaste.

Namaste. Namaste.

Neither do I.

Neither do I. It's outrageous.

Never say die and all that Until you die, obviously.

Never to give any.

No longer the Viceroy Club...

No more playing on the porch with the puppies.

No need to tell the proprietor about this.

No need. See you later.

No one tell Madge what?

No, I can walk home. I actually live very near.

No, I did swap. After dinner last night.

No, I don't care.

No, I don't suppose there will be.

No, I know what you meant.

No, I'm afraid I...

No, it seems great to me. I meant...

No, Lavinia Beech is. Except her name's

No, listen and learn, son.

No, no problem with the party, my darling.

No, no. The deal is off. Do you understand?

No, of course not. Why would you'?

No, please do.

No, she's calling me from the pool.

No, the piston's seized up.

No, well... We're not not together.

No. I mean no!

No. No, this is my first.

No. No?

Nobody... nobody panic.

Norman.

Norman... Mmm'?

Not as happy as we are that you are happy to do so, my friend.

Not back yet. Which is a surprise.

Not bad at all.

Not bad at all. Kushal and I rather painted the town red.

Not bad biscuits, though. I can't call them cookies.

Not bad enough to swap with her.

Not girlfriend. No, that would be my fiancée.

Not guilty.

Not in our eyes.

Not obviously”.

Not riding the bike, Douglas?

Not that I'm mean to animals, I'm not.

Not that it matters now, but...

Not that one needs an excuse

Not the last time I looked.

Not there, my darling. That is the special table, already reserved.

Not to me, sir. Very, very sorry.

Not to worry, boss. I take care of everything.

Not too short notice, I hope.

Now get out of the way. This is important.

Now I sleep wonderfully.

Now please admire these beautifully carved pillars...

Now whether you want my good wishes or not...

Now, have either of you seen Carol?

Now, Sunaina...

Now.

Obviously you've both been at it like rabbits for weeks now.

Of course I am, darling. Aren't you?

Of course I don't know his name but he's got one eye.

Of course I'd have told you tonight

Of course we have our most luxurious room available.

Of course you can come.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course. But I'm not sure I can make a trip like that.

Of generous proportion and exquisite grace.

Of our profound excitement at the opportunity to meet yourself...

Of some old white buffalo

Of the state of the world and humanity.

Of this great and sincerely profitable hotel.

Of what I've been talking about, have you?

Oh Jesus! God, that's hot! What the heck were you...

Oh, 63.

Oh, and the wedding tents have arrived.

Oh, bollocks to that!

Oh, call for the doctor, Sonny.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, good morning.

Oh, I will.

Oh, it's easier to say than to do.

Oh, it's fine. Fine. Who's that?

Oh, look, there's your fan club.

Oh, look.

Oh, my very generous friend!

Oh, no. No, it's no problem.

Oh, not today, darling. Busy, busy, busy.

Oh, right. So that's bollocks, then.

Oh, so it is. Wonderful.

Oh, Sonny's mother has arrived.

Oh, sorry, I thought you were.

Oh, the hearing's gone then, obviously.

Oh, there won't be any awkwardness.

Oh, we weren't away that long. Why are you here?

Oh, well, unless you need some help finding a taxi.

Oh, well, yes, of course. I mean, if you...

Oh, well... That's lovely.

Oh, yes, many times. Very many times.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

Oh.

Oh. Or tonight?

Oh... will I see you tonight?

Okay

Okay, check this out.

Okay, I'm 64. lam single...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Can you not see how romantic that would...

On one's pillow in the morning.

On the silver spoon in your mouth.

One Queen was so close to her elephant...

Only insomuch as it matters to you.

Only the bloody Archbishop of Canterbury.

Only to go away again?

Only two customers.

Ooh, doesn't that just trip off the tongue.

Opportunity.

Or adultery. A rather unholy trinity.

Or at least what I know of it so far.

Or chai for that matter.

Or chai, perhaps, would be more appropriate.

Or chai, perhaps, would be more appropriate.

Or even confused a little, I will always tell you.

Or I could book a table right here, if you want?

Or right to Abhilash. Both of whom love me.

Or, God forbid, the con rod itself.

Others will. That's what counts.

Our evaluator.

Our plans for expansion have hit a roadblock.

Ours.

Outsourcing old age. It's a brilliant idea.

Over Daniel which is that he actually exists.

Overlooking the restaurant.

Patterned our concourse with boulevards

Pause for laugh.

Perhaps tomorrow you will allow me to

Perhaps we will also take the Supreme Quality Hotel under our wing...

Period? Ah, uh... yeah. Um...

Piss off back to your wedding. I'm having a rest.

Please admire the beautifully carved...

Please excuse her, madam.

Please explain.

Please take my interruption less as rudeness than proof...

Please tell me there'll be something

Please, madam, I'll give you a better room. One that's finished.

Please, Miss Beech, say it walking...

Please, Sonny, talk to him.

Please, step into Vikram's beautiful minibus.

Please.

Please.“

Pleasure doing business with you.

Plenty of tours to fail to guide...

Potential.

Practically the same thing. Shall we go up'?

Present.

Present. Still fuming.

Professional or giving the whole thing up.

Progress. Movement towards something.

Put the bloody top back on, Sonny!

Read this.

Really?

Really.

Requires the annual growth of at least three Changra goats...

Right, well I'll be, I'll be staying

Right.

Riveted, they were. No, really.

Rockin' all over.

Rockin' on over.

Room 6 will shortly be available.

Room 19 is not finished yet.

Scattered on holy waters. Sorry.

Second or the first?

Shall we go?

She changed the lock on my back door.

She checked out. As in...

She disapproves of those things. Now she fears them.

She doesn't need to meet him.

She hasn't said yes yet.

She is a hotel inspector. Just not the one that they were worried about.

She is totally frosting him. The evening's a disaster.

She knows the story.

She must be the reason why things are going so smoothly.

She was in an accident and needs many hours of physiotherapy.

She's bored and frustrated.

She's gone.

She's my daughter, I'd like you to meet her.

She's my sister.

She's taking a diversion to see her old man.

She's thinking of coming for a longer stay. I'm the advance party.

She's wondering when you'll be back.

Sir Norman?

Six stairs without a rest is about all she can manage now.

So how's the new room?

So I turned round to see who was tapping me on the shoulder.

So kind of you to put me up.

So sorry.

So that no one discovers that your mind is empty.

So they're looking at me, awaiting my wisdom and knowledge...

So this is the big news. Kush and my brother are choreographing our dance.

So was she and her sisters. My sister. My whole family.

So we have to expand.

So we'd actually be there together.

So when do you and Sunaina do your dance?

So you can do it when I'm not.

So you've never been? Never.

So, actually, everything I said was true...

So, I would have said...

So, if the good things won't come on their own,

So, Mr. Chambers.

So, what's it about?

So... what happened last night? You left in a hurry.

Some you win, my lady, and some you learn.

Somebody else?

Sometimes it seems to me that the difference between...

Sonny and Sunaina!

Sonny and Sunaina's wonderful families

Sonny boy. Don't call me that.

Sonny boy. How's America?

Sonny told me.

Sonny, in a few days we will all be one family.

Sonny, Sonny. Let me do the talking.

Sonny, thanks for hearing me out.

Sonny, this is huge. So when do they sign the check?

Sonny, this is really cool. Watch.

Sonny, your mother needs to spend some time with my parents.

Sonny?

Sonny. A word.

Sonny. I heard you were looking for me?

Sonny. In laws.

Sonny. The place has been on the market for over a year.

Sonny... I'm going. I'm going.

Sorry to butt in, could I just...

Sorry?

Soto bring it back to life, you have to infuse it...

Sourcing fabrics and liaising between

Still, one does think...

Stood beside her tomb for three days...

Stop here!

Such is the level of my victorious magnanimity.

Suddenly he's awake.

Suddenly I realized I wasn't alone.

Suffocating. Spent every second of it together.

Sunaina, wait.

Sunaina. Sonny.

Sunaina...

Sure, if you like. I do not like, sir. I do not like one bill.

Sure? Absolutely positive.

Take place at the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

Take you on a tour of our magnificent Pink City.

Taxi!

Tea is an herb that's been dried out.

Tell me about Mumbai. Did you find your spine?

Thank you for coming.

Thank you, Mrs. Donnelly.

Thank you, that was delicious.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Bye.

Thank you. I find it awfully hard

Thank you. In my defense...

Thank you. Nothing I haven't done before.

Thank you... for your feedback.

That all it takes is to look into someone's eyes...

That are engraved with typical Rajasthani...

That baby of mine wouldn't let me in.

That characterize any entrepreneurial journey, they'll come anyway.

That constitute an English summer.

That every hour brings new things.

That flight made my ankles swell.

That in the end, it's all very simple”.

That in the end.“

That is absolutely not true.

That is boiling water.

That is for you! Come!

That is the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

That is why they cost 10,000 rupees each.

That nobody has died in the night.

That she once was passionate, willful.

That since a fine, genuine pashmina...

That was me when I was her age.

That was rubbish about the hotel.

That was the club. There's been a power cut...

That when she passed away, the elephant

That with a new and better equipped facility like the Supreme Quality“.

That would be kind of a short story if she did.

That would be me.

That you understood every word he was saying...

That you'll do it wonderfully.

That's a coincidence because I read novels. GUY: Oh.

That's a sorry state of affairs.

That's all I get?

That's disappointing. Mmm.

That's my story.

That's not fair.

That's not much to go on.

That's really the point, isn't it?

That's the entire lifespan of a wasp.

That's very important.

That's when the fun starts.

That's why I want the divorce.

That's why I'm here.

That's wonderful.

The acquisition of the Supreme Quality Hotel.

The American

The apple o! My eye!

The back of your hand since she got here.

The best that can be found in all India. Please, follow me.

The boy did well.

The engagement party is on Thursday and we have dance rehearsal...

The fun just never starts.

The great and terrible thing about life...

The great Mr. Chambers.

The great writer Mr. Chambers.

The intricate patterns require 40 passes over the cloth...

The man is so handsome he has me

The man with no plan who still gets the best room.

The man with only one bag.

The Marigold Hotel is full up.

The meager takings, I'm afraid, Susan.

The menopause than the mortuary.

The merchants and the company I work for.

The name again, please?

The nose knew.

The nose knows, Mrs. Donnelly.

The old knee's hanging in there.

The only thing you did organize.

The Palace Of The Winds.

The proof of our success is we are victims of it.

The reason I come to this stall is that

The ridiculous business of dunking it...

The sound of destiny, madam...

The speaking and rightly so for...

The Supreme Quality will just suit my mother perfectly.

The Supreme Quality, was that the name?

The thing is, you see, what one has never ever had before is...

The thing is...

The truth is that I checked out

The two things we can give our children, it seems to me...

The Viceroy Club values discretion above all else, sir.

The young...

Then go and knock them dead.

Then how did he cheat you?

Then let us go see them.

Then tell me what to do, madam.

Then we can do no business.

Then what are you waiting for?

Then why are you hiding?

Then, my friends, we would be talking.

There are 8 tables in this room and 24 in all.

There are some people into whose laps the good things in life fall.

There is huge room for improvement

There is one more through which we must jump.

There was a power out.

There was an inspector. It just wasn't him. It was that one.

There you are. Oh, my God.

There's a cup of tea and a biscuit waiting inside.

There's a problem with the party'?

There's another stop first, if you don't mind.

There's just so much bloody...

There's more than one?

There's no point in worrying if there's nothing you can do.

There's no present like the time.

There's no welcome like an Indian welcome.

There's nothing I admire more than someone planting trees...

There's only one thing puzzling me.

These are for your father, apke pita.

These are for your mother, apke ma.

These are lovely.

They look great.

They slap down a cup of tepid nonsense...

They're mutual. Actually, I've just asked

They're onto us.

Thing is, I don't know who to say yes to.

This great lady...

This is a process that takes many weeks

This is our night, Sonny.

This is terribly exciting. I was too exhausted

This is the great Guy Chambers.

This is the palace?

This is very exciting.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is what the young make us remember...

This is what the...

This man took one look at me

This was your plan all along. I had no plan!

This way.

Those things, this life together.

Thought I'd do it note free.

Times are tight, but...

To be staying at the Marigold.

To do much tourism the first time.

To ensure that if anyone has left us in the night,

To escape the six weeks of warm rain

To go with him to Mumbai.

To him she looks wonderful.

To leave this hotel and never darken its towels again.

To mitigate the amplitude of the extreme highs and lows...

To pay my respects to you.

To produce the finished product.

To say that...

To see what happens.

To send them on their way in such remarkable style.

To the bearing at either end of the con rod...

To the girl of my dreams, where I will welcome you.

To the Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel!

To the travel agency where I work.

To tickle even your most talented taste buds.

To what do we owe this... pain?

Tomorrow, Miss Evelyn. And thank you for your respect.

Tomorrow. We'll see what's come loose.

Touch it.

Tough.

Turns out I'm rather catnip to the ladies.

Turns out she's coming here.

Turns out, it wasn't a piston problem at all.

Twirling away.

Two of the guests have made themselves useful

Two return flights, first class, of course...

Typical carvings which...

Uh, I'm generally kinder to people than to animals.

Uh, when we reach the turning,

Uh, when were these built? I'm sorry?

Uh...

Um, darling...

Um, Laura's coming tomorrow, that's wonderful.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Under whose shade they may never get to sit.

Undercover. His guy, he called him, to check us out.

Urgently questioning my own sexuality.

Vegetarian, non vegetarian...

Very well. But I must warn you, Miss Evelyn...

Very well. You and I both know

Vikram's beautiful minibus awaits.

Waiting for the slightest change of color to occur.

Wand I think the absolute world of her.

Was whether she would still be able to dance.

Water doesn't flow till you tum the tap on. Pick someone tonight.

We agreed that my colleague would do

We are the guests of honor.

We believe that the...

We came to you first.

We can get four for this price anywhere else.

We can go tomorrow night. Night after that. That's...

We could...

We do have competitors.

We do? One to which I will personally escort you.

We don't mind if you don't.

We have a dance to rehearse.

We have guests that come and go.

We have monthly check ups at the local clinic...

We just popped out for some of those pancakes.

We know it was a test run, to see if there was any demand.

We met before. I'm Lavinia.

We shall ride to my new hotel!

We should all know such love,

We talk to each other, beta. We listen.

We understand there are grounds for optimism.

We would like you to be in charge of sourcing

We're going professional.

We're not messing this up.

We've been going properly for about eight months now.

We've spoken already.

Well played indeed, my friend.

Well that the leaves don't need to fall.

Well that, that was true already.

Well, congratulations.

Well, Douglas has one great advantage

Well, he does now.

Well, I say riding, damn thing broke down again, I was pushing it.

Well, I wouldn't mind but...

Well, I'm here for my mother.

Well, I'm not a hotel inspector anymore

Well, I'm resigning. My position is totally compromised here.

Well, I'm taking the job.

Well, I'm taking the job.

Well, I'm trying, yeah.

Well, in award, an opportunity for life.

Well, she doesn't know. Not immediately, of course not.

Well, she will. Of course she will.

Well, that was thorough. Find any polyps up there?

Well, why not? What's been stopping you?

Well, you look as if you're handling it.

Well, you're still in one slightly sagging piece, I see.

Well... another time.

Well... goodnight.

Well... The story's changed quite a bit.

Well.“

What a busy little pensioner bee she is.

What a lovely idea. Shall we come?

What a lovely place to have lived.

What about that twitchy little witch at the club? Susan.

What about your father? Where is he?

What about your wife?

What are you doing here?

What are you talking about?

What did I say?

What did you wanna tell me?

What do you do when you're faced with a difficult decision?

What do you really want?

What do you suppose we should do for our first date?

What do you think?

What do you want from me?

What exactly is your job here?

What if she weren't there at all?

What is more important than your engagement?

What is your problem? I have never seen such rudeness.

What kind of business?

What kind of roadblock?

What makes you think I'll say yes?

What on earth are you waiting for?

What one?

What period are we talking about? What, um...

What will the report say?

What would you like, Miss Beech?

What you do is wind her up like this.

What?

What?

What?

What? The engagement party.

What? You, Norman. Very spruce.

What?! I uncorked it myself.

What's left of our hopes for the hotel are

What's left.

What's your advice, Mrs. Donnelly'?

What's your evidence?

When have you seen me happy?

When I can die there?

When perhaps it will be your turn to apologize to me.

When you live in a hotel, you rather crave an alternative occasionally.

When's your next check up?

Whenever you want.

Where have you been? I was working late.

Where, as it turns out, I'm going anyway.

Where's our new guest?

Whereas Bharat over there uses wool...

Whereas, the best way was to stand in front of her

Which are engraved with typical Rajasthani carvings.

Which is why he's not pushing.

Which is your house? Uh...

Which is, shall we say, a little down on its uppers.

Which means I've got to go through

Which one?

Which should minimize damage

Which still went slightly better than tonight.

Which will prevent any possible awkwardness.

While her language may be... salty, it has great economy and pith.

While I am aware that...

While there are patterns we can study...

White house. I was born there.

Who dances like he does everything... better than me.

Who fails to give him back even half of what he deserves.

Who had the chance to say, when she left

Whoops.

Whose face is a map of the world...

Whose life has fallen apart...

Why are you being like this?

Why are you here, Kushal? And please explain the hat.

Why die here...

Why don't I pop by the agency today, take you out to lunch?

Why don't I walk with you?

Why don't you just do a deal with him?

Why don't you just talk to Kush. Okay?

Why would you think that?

Why, when you are here?

Why. Why do you ask?

With a spoon, they ate it up.

With great pride and joy I offer you room 6, the jewel in our crown.

With new ideas and greater enlightenment...

With nobody checking out. Until the ultimate check out.

With or without the Supreme Quality Hotel.

With roll call at 9:00 precisely.

With the new job and everything.

With which gentleman do you wish to spend your time?

Wonderful.

Wonderful. Spent every second of it together.

Working but a short distance beneath me...

Would be to understate the surreally

Would have?

Would I have bought the place if I had'?

Would you have asked my opinion?

Would you have talked it over with me before saying yes?

Would you mind waiting? I don't quite know how long I'll be.

Written from the heart to the children I never had.

Yeah, along with your backbone.

Yeah, but I can't indulge myself, or indulge them...

Yeah, I wouldn't want that.

Yeah, these aren't bad.

Yes, a bit of warning would have been nice.

Yes, and unfortunately, it's neither.

Yes, but surely, by now...

Yes, I expect so. You'll love that.

Yes, I'm very proud of her.

Yes, madam.

Yes, well, you've come to the right place for that.

Yes, what is it?

Yes, yes. Now listen. It's covered in scorpions.

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Of course. Sorry to disturb.

Yes. Yes.

You and everyone in this market

You apologized already.

You are so sweet.

You are wiser than he who remains sitting still.

You at least use a reasonable quality of silk.

You better pray I don't find you in the dark.

You call him Kush?

You called.

You can haggle the hind legs off a donkey.

You can see us!

You can take your pick.

You cannot put a price on it.

You could almost reach out and...

You could be killed by one of those things.

You deserve one. Although the power cut was not of my doing...

You didn't get my texts?

You do know that? You must know that.

You don't care, do you?

You don't like anyone. How can the one person...

You got your glad rags ready?

You have bedrooms? Yes.

You have contacts. You have taste.

You have no children yourself?

You have to work that out on your own.

You haven't lived until you do.

You just... brought her to work.

You know how it is. First the knees, then the names.

You know the names of the guests. Why do you need a clipboard?

You know with the teabag lying beside it...

You know you want to. I don't want to.

You know, there's a long list of things I don't care for.

You know...

You lied to me.

You lied, sir. He did not lie.

You look tired. Did you not sleep?

You may use either of his cousin's and together...

You missed roll call. I thought we'd lost you.

You must be hungry. Please, come, sit down.

You need me now? I have to go now.

You pretended not to be something you weren't.

You put up the notes, we buy it.

You said there was no excuse!

You said you were lonely.

You scare the guests.

You see I think the problem this time is the piston...

You see?

You should marry that girl.

You speak for me? How do you know?

You think because you're with this white woman

You think her white hair is going to fluster me?

You think I'm going to give in ...?!

You told me he'd send someone...

You want to do a deal with me? We can do deal, sir.

You were going to buy the hotel.

You weren't the first.

You would have had my endorsement.

You wouldn't understand a word.

You wouldn't want to read this, darling.

You...

You... haven't understood a word

You'd be missed.

You'll have them on your wedding day.

You're a big dog now.

You're happy?

You're happy.

You're just asking more because it's her.

You're looking very fine tonight, Norman.

You're probably thinking I'm a little young

You're screwing up, Sonny boy.

You're still standing, I see.

You've been to Mumbai before, surely?

You've come to the wrong place.

You've talked about her. All good things.

Your command is my wish.

Your cousin was brilliant today.

Your eye does not flicker and the cards

Your friend Kush has cheated us

Your Highness. Welcome.

Your lips are moving.

Your mother was one of the customers.

Your mother, yeah.

Your shoe's under the bed.

Your uncle told me how very brave you're being...

1,000 rupees.

17th century.

17th... 17th century.

19 days older.

25,000 Rupees Done.

Are you sure? Very sure, Uncle.

I have a few words

Kush is in town? You didn't tell us.

So do we have this clear? Very clear, Uncle.

. Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests...

.. . the moment you've all been waiting for.

.. . Those things, this life together.

.. speaking to something which we all know, and should never forget.

... It's what! Want, too...

...“and there's nothing to be afraid of.

“but never when ii counts.

“Elopement. “ We elope.