Christine (1983) Edit

A love that was so strong

A toast.

About the finest smell in the world, except maybe for pussy.

Actually, you're wrong.

After I cleaned up the broken glass, it wasn't so bad.

After I show you I'll be back

All I want is for you to make love to me

All it gets is those old songs.

All it gets is those old songs.

All of 'em.

All right, break it up! Right now.

All right. Fifty. Pass on go.

Almost makes you feel sorry for the little bastard.

Always and forever

And back here.

And for that I need your permission.

And I know I can fix her up.

And I would have been paralyzed trom the waist down.

And I'll never let you go

And I'm supposed to be at school in half an hour.

And since when is it against the law to fix your own car...

And they gazed in wild wonder

And when you believe right back in that someone...

And you know what else?

Are you guys having a war?

Are you kidding? You carry your lite savings between your legs.

Are you okay?

Are you playing football this year or what?

Are you serious?

Arnie Cunningham. What are you asking?

Arnie Cuntingham.

Arnie doesn't know anything anymore.

Arnie would never do that.

Arnie wouldn't have bought it if he'd known somebody died in it.

Arnie, I'm sorry.

Arnie, stay here so we can talk this over.

Arnie, what's wrong?

Arnie, your lunch!

Arnie's dead.

As if the car were jealous, Arnie.

Asshole.

Baby!

Bad taste in cars.

Bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

Be careful, Dennis.

Because I was tired, that's why.

Because obscenity's not allowed in Scrabble.

Because we found your boss, Will Darnell, dead in your front seat...

Before I am through

Before I met you

Buddy Repperton has his lunch.

But we know where it hasn't been. With you.

But you didn't.

Can I at least call you tomorrow?

Can I come over there? I need to talk to you.

Can't hurt us anymore...

Can't we even talk about this...

Christine is decent.

Christine will.

Christine's doesn't seem to work.

Christine's gonna come through the door.

Come back tomorrow night and try it again

Come on out.

Come on, Arnie.

Come on, Arnie.

Come on, baby, please.

Come on, baby, so

Come on, come on

Come on, come to me

Come on, let's go, little darlin'

Come on, pizza face.

Come on, prick! We're not finished yet.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. I can't drink to that.

Come on. We gotta get going.

Come on. You want to go for it?

Cut it out. Don't.

Dennis, can you give me a hand?

Did I tell you that I'm not gonna be playing football again? Ever.

Did Repperton here pull a knife on you?

Did you hear what I just said?

Died six weeks ago.

Do a few lubes...

Do that and you can...

Do they still make this shade?

Do you know someone who lives here?

Do you realize she's 20 years old?

Do you think it was a good idea?

Do you think you might...

Doc says I'm as good as new.

Doesn't quite kill the pain.

Don't go anywhere. You've got enough trouble.

Don't interrupt me. Don't get smart.

Don't know why I love you

Don't touch me, shitter! This is just what you wanted!

Don't you?

Drop dead, Cunningham.

Either you're dumb or you don't know your friend very well.

Empty your pockets, Buddy.

Ever since he bought that car he's been obsessed with it.

Except maybe for pussy.

Feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing...

Fine!

Flat. I'll hit you on the second shot comin' around.

For a busted windshield.

For decency, you know.

Forever, my darling

Forget it. This baby's got 93,000 miles on it.

Fuck I will. You can't make me.

Fuck you! What do you care if you get a little hair in your mouth?

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuckin' bastard killed himself in it.

Fucking shit!

Get him, man!

Get off my back!

Get your goddamn hands off her!

Give me something for my lap.

Go get Mr. Casey.

Go on, studley. Ask her out.

Go on. It's okay.

Go to the office, Buddy.

Goddamn Roland went through hell and back with Christine.

Good hands.

Good.

Good.

Good. Yes. Take it easy.

Great. Darnell's junkyard is full of official antiques.

Greetings to you too.

Guess nobody'll be trashing your car anymore.

Happy New Year.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Have a beer. Don't be shy.

He didn't care a rat's ass about her.

He doesn't know what he's doing.

He had the same look my brother always had.

He ran a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe.

He would have pissed ice cubes.

He'll tind somebody else to pick on.

He's backing up too.

He's coming. He's changing his shirt.

He's dead too.

He's done all this shit in three weeks.

He's fucking weird.

He's got tuckin' brand new windshield wipers...

He's screwing you.

Hello, Henry? This is Will.

Her name's Christine.

Hey, Charley. Have you seen Arnie?

Hey, Dennis. I'll be right there.

Hey, man, no glasses. You're lookin' good.

Hey, Trelawney.

Hey, you ain't mad, are ya?

Hey! Don't think you got the gold key to the crapper.

Hi, Dennis.

His daughter choked to death in Christine.

His five year old daughter choked to death in it. He wouldn't get rid of it.

Holy shit!

How come you're showing up just now?

How could you have let him do this?

How do you know that?

How do you like that, dickface?

How much do you want for her?

How much do you want for her?

How'd you ever get that car tixed up like that?

How's Christine coming?

How's that for rational, huh?

I bet you a hundred bucks...

I broke 1,000 hearts

I can't make it. I meant to call you, but I forgot.

I can't. Here.

I care about you.

I catch you doin' it one time, and you're out. You understand?

I could've died, and you couldn't even help.

I couldn't finance it, but buying it for cash is no problem.

I didn't mean you could build your whole fuckin' car with my stuff.

I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.

I dig it to the end

I don't allow no smoking in here neither. You go out in the junkyard.

I don't care about that. I want to ask you about your car.

I don't care how much money you paid up in front...

I don't care what people say

I don't care.

I don't have the minimum deposit to open an account.

I don't have to listen to garbage like that, Buddy!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I hardly see him anymore.

I don't take any shit trom you kids.

I don't think he's Arnie.

I doubt you tried very hard.

I got a Cadillac full of parts...

I got a girl named Bony Moronie

I have a date.

I heard she was totaled.

I hope you didn't think I could hang around here all day.

I know a creep when I see one.

I know about your brother.

I know he died choking on exhaust fumes.

I know that the guy who owned the car before Arnie...

I know what I am.

I know where he keeps it.

I know you ain't got money falling out of your asshole.

I know you love me too

I know you're jealous.

I know.

I know. Come on.

I like that.

I love her and she loves me

I love you so, dear

I mean, that makes her officially an antique.

I might even throw in a few bucks.

I need to see you.

I really like this shade of red. Didn't think they made this anymore.

I saw you guys at the football game.

I think I'm looking at one right now.

I think maybe I'll just beat off.

I think so.

I think we deserve one more try.

I think you'll like it here, Leigh.

I think you'll like it here, Leigh.

I think you're just sexually frustrated.

I thought girls are supposed to be jealous of other girls, not cars.

I thought he was attacking you! I could have done the Heimlich maneuver.

I thought he was attacking you! I could have done the Heimlich maneuver.

I thought you wanted to talk about Christine.

I told them it they didn't, I'd drop school.

I tried to talk him out ot it.

I understand...

I want to have deep, meaningful sex with her.

I want you to see this.

I wish I was an eraser.

I would like to get involved with the yearbook.

I would've thought you'd be madder than hell at that...

I wouldn't feel so bad, if I were you. You two are heroes, you know.

I... That is, we...

I'd love to bring her along.

I'Il get it.

I'll bet you a dollar she says no.

I'll break 1,000 more, baby

I'll fix you!

I'll forever love you

I'll get the pink slip.

I'll have to think about it.

I'll just be a second. I just have to get my wallet out of Christine.

I'll love just you

I'll make it 250 tor you.

I'll never be your beast of burden

I'll never part from you

I'll tell you something else.

I'll throw you out on your ass! You got it?

I'm a gonna tell you how it's gonna be

I'm afraid for Arnie.

I'm buying her. I don't care what you say.

I'm fixing up Christine.

I'm going to Arnie's tonight for New Year's...

I'm gonna get ya.

I'm gonna have this one thing!

I'm gonna tell you something else right now.

I'm here to tell you, honey

I'm hittin' the sack.

I'm just missing a study hall. I got to get to work.

I'm not going in it again.

I'm okay. They gonna let you play tootball?

I'm Rudolph Junkins, State Police, Detective.

I'm scared for you, for what's happened to you.

I'm sorry about the movie, but this is work. Gotta go.

I'm sorry, Arnie. I can't.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry. I can't.

I've been lucky with parts. I replaced the entire door on this side.

I've consulted with you about every damn thing I've ever done.

I've managed 17 years without embarrassing you or landing in jail.

I've walked for miles

If I'm gonna have to come in and get ya...

If it's something I want, I get outvoted, two to one!

If it's yours, why isn't your name on here anywhere?

If we get accepted by the same schools...

If you did, you wouldn't be here.

If you don't believe me, you can ask my mother.

If you don't empty your pockets right now, I'm gonna call the cops.

If you hadn't been so damn selfish that you wouldn't let me park my own car...

If you mean I don't have the authority, you're wrong.

If you poured boiling water down his throat...

If your brother loves this car so much, why is he selling it?

In your precious driveway, this never would have happened.

Is Dennis going with you?

Is it because

Is that you, Cunningham?

Is trying to kill your kids?

Isn't that what you're supposed to do with shit...

It happened, Arnie.

It kills me, how much it eats.

It seems like nobody likes my car these days.

It this is a good idea, let's just come back tomorrow.

It was Buddy Repperton.

It was meant to be that way

It wasn't as bad as it looked.

It will never die

It won't embarrass them when you fix their stupid Volvo for free.

It'll go down in history

It'll go down in history

It's a girl.

It's a switchblade.

It's all right. Everything is the same.

It's better. Coach wants me to practice.

It's kinda spooky in here, huh?

It's neck and neck between me and her. We blew my dad away early.

It's not for rich assed, snot nosed kids draggin' on the Orange Belt.

It's right over there...

It's that car. I swear it's the car.

It's this fucking car.

It's your fault.

It's your funeral, man.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus. Does Arnie know about that?

Just be straight with me. You've had it, right?

Just leave it. It's okay.

Just take it, and let's go eat.

Keep a knockin', but you can't come in

Keep a knockin', but you can't come in

Keep your head down.

Kiddo, if you sold him that piece of shit, you ought to be fuckin' ashamed.

Know what I think?

Lean machine.

LeBay's brother sold Arnie the car, and the guy's a jerk.

Leigh, don't move! Stay where you are!

Leigh's on your side.

Let me tell you a little something about love.

Let's get Vandenberg.

Let's give this asshole some of his own medicine.

Let's go again once more

Let's motorvate.

Let's not kid each other.

Let's try it.

Like maybe this Friday night after the game?

Like rational human beings?

Listen, do you like music?

Listen, mister, you've been disrespectful to us once too often!

Listen. Cunningham get there?

Listen. He was driving my Caddy, wasn't he?

Local police, your mom and dad, your girl. Cute girl, by the way.

Look at my car.

Look how cockeyed he works.

Look what she's doing to that pencil.

Look, I love you.

Look.

Look... You're gonna get a cold. Come on.

Looks like they cleaned out the whole place.

Lovey dovey, lovely one

Lucky. See you at lunch.

Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Man, I gotta go.

Man, there is nothin' finer than being behind the wheel of your own car...

May I please speak to Dennis?

May this fire in my soul, dear

Maybe if I get him alone, maybe he'll talk to me.

Maybe it's just that for the first time I've found something uglier than me.

Maybe we could work out some kind of a deal.

Maybe we should apply to the same colleges next year.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Mind your own business. Just read the book.

Mister, this is not a hotel you can just drop into.

Mom says it makes the yard look crowded.

Moochie Welch kind of got wiped off too.

Mr. Gilder! Are you lost?

Must be dynamite drugs. You're always asleep.

My asshole brother bought her in September, '57.

My back is broad but it's a hurtin'

My brother died 'cause he wanted to.

My car's your car.

My door was locked.

My feet are hurtin'

My heart's at your command, dear

My love is bigger than the Cadillac

My love will be true

My man, you really operate on those babies.

Name's George LeBay.

Neither do we.

No shitter ever came between him and Christine. If they did, watch out.

No, he's a douche bag.

No, ma'am.

No, seriously.

No, thanks.

No. What does happen?

Nobody takes advantage of me, understand?

Nope. A hell of a job, Arnie.

Not if we work together.

Not in a million years.

Not very fat Just skin and bone

Not you, Moochie.

Now get the hell out of here. We're closed.

Now that we're gonna be seniors, I figure it's about time...

Now, on the day I was born

Now...

Of course I went out. I got Darnell's car out front with a load of parts.

Of course, the car came back three weeks later.

Oh, bug out, Dennis. You don't need this shit.

Oh, cherry.

Oh, friendship. Right. That's real good.

Oh, God.

Oh, hey, Roseanne. How you doing?

Oh, just plain old fashioned hard work.

Oh, please.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Here she comes.

Okay, Jack. Come on out.

Okay. How about Sally Hayes? She's cute.

Okay. That's the last time...

Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down.

One of them took a shit on the dashboard of my car, Ma.

One ot the perpetrators defecated on the dashboard.

Only time I ever interfered was when Rita killed herself.

Ought to keep you busy for a while.

Oughta see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on

Pick up around the place.

Please don't do this to me.

Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his life was that car.

Probation.

Put the knife down.

Put the toilet paper on the little spools...

Queer, maybe, but not ugly.

Real cute. Three on one.

Registering a car at 17 is something else...

Repperton's got a knife.

Respect her mind.

Right.

Rock and roll is here to stay

Rock and roll is here to stay

Rock and roll will always be

Rock and roll will always be

Rock, rock, rock Oh, baby

Rockbridge hasn't won a game since you got hurt.

Said leave this one alone

Scout's honor?

Sc**** it up with a shovel?

See you around, pal.

She could tell right away

She died the same way he did.

She does.

She had the smell of a brand new car.

She just happens to be the most beautiful girl in the school.

She looks smart, but she's got a slut's body.

She lusts after my body. What can I say?

She says no to everybody.

She smiled at me.

She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni

She's much too classy for him.

She's pissed otf 'cause I'm taking shop. My dad too.

She's real sensitive.

Shit like that.

Shit wipes off.

Shitter.

Show me.

Shut your mouth!

Since never.

Slow down!

So are Don Vandenberg and Richard Trelawney.

So what do you want?

So what if you fix it up and he just comes back and does it again?

So what's this about you and Leigh Cabot?

So, all in all, it wasn't a bad first day.

So, at the end, I had this choice of ratio for five lousy points...

So, Mr. LeBay...

So, what about admitting Red China into the U. N.?

Some people too.

Some shithead's following me!

Some things can't be helped.

Somebody saw your car cruising behind Buddy Repperton last night.

Somebody's got to pick it up when you fumble.

Son of a bitch was so mean...

Sonny, you ever owned a car before?

Sorry, Christine.

Sorry?

Stall 20.

Start her up.

Stop the car! Quick! Go back!

Sure.

Take your mitts off me, motherfucker!

Tellatio for 24 points and the game.

Thanks for the milk.

That I'm bad to the bone

That makes you a hero, right?

That part of being a parent...

That we got you laid.

That's all you got to do. Come on.

That's bullshit, Mr. Casey. He's lying. I swear to God.

That's crazy, Leigh.

That's funny, Buddy, real funny.

That's funny, you know, 'cause...

That's it. I'm getting the fuck out of here.

That's noise pollution, what you're doing.

That's not fair.

That's not what Leigh said.

That's where he used to keep it. Down there.

The doctor said that one centimeter more...

The guy's weird, Arnie.

The head nurse spoke up

The kid was cut in half. They had to sc**** his legs up with a shovel.

The money's not important, and there'll be no bringing her back...

The nurses all gathered round

The order okay?

The report said they punched holes in the body.

The rest of my days

The ride is over.

Then get rid of that car.

Then I guess I'll be seeing you out there.

Then I made him get rid of it.

Then shut your pie hole.

Then watch out, world, 'cause nobody can stop you ever!

Then we destroy it.

Then we'Il have her trapped.

There are other things. That radio.

They kick Moochie out?

They let you out early?

They started it.

They told us the man who owned that car last...

Think Repperton will try to get even?

This car's a girl.

This is great alignment. You just don't see this anymore.

This is no committee meeting. I bought the car, and that's it!

This is the third time I've come by.

This place is for working stiffs, gotta keep their cars runnin'.

Those assholes.

Those men over there are smoking. Better tell them to stop.

To the shitters ot the world in 1979.

Together

Try and keep it cold. There's yogurt in there.

Try it, you bald fuck, and I'll knock you through the wall! Fuck!

Until I'm on my knees

Wait a minute. Don't you blame your choking on Christine.

Wait. They didn't really trash it.

Want me to go deep or flat?

Want to come in with me?

Want to do the honors?

Want to go dancing with me...

Watch this.

Watch this.

We could take it as a sign of fate.

We didn't do so hot.

We do it every year. His folks are going to be there.

We got the old rust bucket tonight.

We have a good band. Went to the Rose Parade. Not a bad way to meet boys.

We have a territic yearbook staff. Won a prize last year.

We'Il take care of the Caddy. I don't want you touching it.

We'll always be triends, as long as you stick with me.

We'll make it better, huh?

We'll show those shitters what we can do.

We're all happy now as we can be

Well, all I know...

Well, come on let's go

Well, don't think about it too long! I'll throw you out on your fuckin' ass.

Well, fuck you.

Well, I told her mama and her papa too

Well, it's not what you think. I really...

Well, now, swing me, swing me all the way down there

Well, T.T.F.N.

Well, thank you very much.

Well, that's what everybody wants, isn't it?

Well, the boy does have good hands.

Well, they must. I bought it, didn't I?

What about dancing?

What are you reading?

What are you talking about? Why not?

What can you drink to?

What do you care? You're not doing anything with it.

What do you know about that car?

What do you mean, came back?

What if he doesn't come?

What if he doesn't?

What if that car doesn't let him?

What is it about that car?

What is it?

What the hell are you doing?

What went wrong with our love

What were you saying?

What?

What?

What? Fuck, no! I'm talkin' about Christine, man.

What? You don't like me slapping your girl?

What's the matter? What's wrong?

When he got her, she had six miles on the odometer.

When I choked, something happened. The radio came on.

When I said you could scrounge through that shit pile out back...

When somebody else busts it up?

When someone believes in you, you can do any fucking thing in the universe...

When we signed the registration papers at Town Hall...

When you hear me start this thing up, that's when you hit the button.

Where have you been?

Where have you been? You had us worried sick!

Who are the shitters?

Who did this?

Who do you spend more time with?

Why didn't you unload the stuff last night?

Why do you keep butting into my life?

Why don't we...

Why don't you do us both a favor.

Why don't you return to your own seat and get back to work.

Why not?

Will you stop and think about this tor a moment?

With a shotgun by his side.

Would you give Arnie a break?

Would you give me a yes or no!

Yeah, I manage.

Yeah, I'm fine now.

Yeah, I'm okay.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's you, Arnie, always in demand.

Yeah, that's you, Arnie, always in demand.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? It's about time. I've been eatin' dirt with your name on it for weeks.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. A real hero could've saved Arnie.

Yeah. I'm okay.

Yeah. Ta ta for now.

Yes, it belongs to only me

Yes, we belong together

Yes.

Yes.

You apologize to your mother right now!

You are not keeping any car at this house.

You better get in the office and stay out of sight.

You better get in the office.

You better get started.

You can if you look.

You can raid my junk pile for whatever you want.

You can't buy a car. What are you talking about?

You care more about that car than me.

You could get a decent car for that much money.

You could've consulted with us.

You do nice body work. I thought this thing was totaled.

You don't just up and drive off whenever you...

You don't know half as much as you think you do...

You don't know shit, kid.

You feel this way about Leigh?

You first.

You fucking liar!

You gonna be okay?

You gonna give your love to me

You got a deal.

You got your new model year in September.

You hear about what happened to Moochie?

You kids take a walk. Get lost.

You know how we do things.

You know, Arnie, I was thinking...

You know, I've been thinking.

You know, it's funny... Cigarette?

You know, Papa, you can't polish a turd.

You might as well be dumping toxic waste on our lawn.

You need these.

You run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose.

You said you loved me and you can't come in

You scared the hell out of me.

You screw around with me...

You shitters!

You trying to help your buddy right out of here, Chuck?

You two boys go up to the office. Stay there.

You wanna watch what you call my car.

You want it? Come get it!

You wanted chess club instead of band. I'm there too.

You wanted me in college courses. I'm there.

You...

You'd have me to help you through math, and if...

You're a dead man now!

You're gonna wish you were never fucking born!

You're his best friend. What's going on?

You're mine

You're not ugly, Arnie.

You're on probation. You get it?

You've got nothing to lose but your virginity.

Your girlfriend is more convincing than you are.

Your love for me has got to be real

Your love in return

Your mother and I have decided to help you buy a new car.

Yours, and yours alone

5,000 Dirty Limericks.

250? This isn't worth 50 bucks.

Ah, sir? What?

Ah. Sure. Thanks.

And it's in the dictionary! You jerk, Arnie. Jesus.

Are you going with him? Am I?

Buddy Repperton. Hi, Dennis...

Did you see the new girl? I just got here!

Don't worry about it. Did you have plans with Dennis?

Everything got bright. So, what are you saying?

For college. You already have a car.

Go get her, Bemis. Think I should?

Having trouble with your locker? No.

He doesn't have a chance. I don't think so either.

He just came out and told me. I think I was supposed to be next.

Hey, Terry. How's your gimpy knee?

History. Oh.

Huh? Yes, sir.

Huh? Yes.

I ain't been doing nothing. You all right, Dennis?

I bet it won't even start. She'll start.

I can't... Yeah.

I don't need this. What do you need?

I don't smoke. Don't interrupt me, punk.

I need to leave. I'm late. You come back here this instant.

I think we already did that. Yeah, but...

I wouldn't. It's okay.

Is that Cunningham? It can't be.

Is that Cuntingham's car? Yep.

It's pretty boring, huh? Yeah.

Oh, yeah? She cares a lot about you.

or... Or what, Arnie?

Put down the knife. You want to make me?

Really? Yeah.

She can earn her way. Bullshit.

She's a sophomore! So what? She's a walking sperm bank.

She's outside. You're kidding, right?

So that was 300? Yeah, that's it.

That's not true. Shut up, cuntface!

They kicked him out, you know. Good.

This is a piece of shit. She could be fixed up.

What about Gail Justin? I don't like her mustache.

What are you doing to my car? You didn't go out at all?

What do you mean? I don't know.

What kind of lang... What did you say!

What, about Arnie? About Christine.

What? Last night, we're playing Scrabble.

What'd she do? She won by seven points...

What's goin' on? You tell me.

What's her name? I don't know. She's in the office.

What's the matter? I want to look at her!

What's the problem? Could you honk your horn for me?

Whatever it is, it's not enough. Jesus, Arnie.

Where are you getting the money? I've been saving all summer.

Where were you last night? Home.

Where? Baker Auto out on Route 5.

Who told you that? Why, hell, everybody.

Who's Rita? His wife!

Why? I was hoping you could answer that.

Yeah, he owns a Mustang... No. I just got my license.

Yeah, well, I'm going home. I think you should.

Yeah? See where the paint doesn't match?