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Harry and the Hendersons (1987) "Harry and the Hendersons" is a heartwarming family comedy film released in 1987. Directed by

Harry and the Hendersons (1987)

"Harry and the Hendersons" is a heartwarming family comedy film released in 1987. Directed by William Dear, this endearing movie tells the story of the Henderson family, who accidentally hit a large creature with their car while on a camping trip. Little did they know that the creature was a gentle and lovable Sasquatch named Harry. Taking him back to their suburban home, the Hendersons must navigate the challenges of hiding a hundred-pound hairy creature from the world, while also trying to keep him safe from those who seek to exploit him.

The cast includes John Lithgow as George Henderson, Melinda Dillon as Nancy Henderson, and Don Ameche as Dr. Wallace Wrightwood, among others. Lithgow's captivating performance as a devoted yet bewildered father trying to protect Harry brings both humor and emotion to the story.

If you want to relive the magical moments from "Harry and the Hendersons" or get lost in its nostalgic soundtrack, you can play and download these sounds here. Immerse yourself in this heartwarming tale of family, friendship, and acceptance as the Hendersons teach us that sometimes, the most extraordinary beings can come into our lives when we least expect it.

A beanstalk?
A beanstalk?
A big footprint.
A big footprint.
A Bigfoot.
A Bigfoot.
A burglar, a prowler?
A burglar, a prowler?
A burglar, a prowler?
A burglar, a prowler?
A hamster.
A hamster.
A man named Jack.
A man named Jack.
A monster like an ape with rabies, only bigger than a regular ape with rabies.
A monster like an ape with rabies, only bigger than a regular ape with rabies.
A mouse? A mouse!
A mouse? A mouse!
A target for a bunch of blood thirsty crackpots.
A target for a bunch of blood thirsty crackpots.
A war zone?
A war zone?
After the paramedics had revived the woman she said,
After the paramedics had revived the woman she said,
All except this journal from the North American Anthropological Institute.
All except this journal from the North American Anthropological Institute.
All right, everybody out!
All right, everybody out!
All right, Mom! That sucker's history!
All right, Mom! That sucker's history!
All right. I knew you weren't dead!
All right. I knew you weren't dead!
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right. This morning's paper.
All right. This morning's paper.
All units in the vicinity of Broadway and Torrance please respond.
All units in the vicinity of Broadway and Torrance please respond.
All you can eat.
All you can eat.
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
Amazing. That was... Can you imagine?
Amazing. That was... Can you imagine?
And because of that I am going to find out where he lives. It's fantastic.
And because of that I am going to find out where he lives. It's fantastic.
And bumped your head on the curb...
And bumped your head on the curb...
And don't step on the trout.
And don't step on the trout.
And from the look in your mug, you think it's a load, don't you?
And from the look in your mug, you think it's a load, don't you?
And he picks me up, bike and all, over his head
And he picks me up, bike and all, over his head
And he's snarling with saliva dripping off his pointed teeth.
And he's snarling with saliva dripping off his pointed teeth.
And Herb? He's no help!
And Herb? He's no help!
And I killed it!
And I killed it!
And I killed it!
And I killed it!
And I know it's closing time so if you wanna talk shop, then shop!
And I know it's closing time so if you wanna talk shop, then shop!
And I know Seattle's not going anywhere.
And I know Seattle's not going anywhere.
And I know you would want to help me find it so I could care for it.
And I know you would want to help me find it so I could care for it.
And I'm convinced he wasn't dead.
And I'm convinced he wasn't dead.
And I'm gonna prune your plant.
And I'm gonna prune your plant.
And I'm investigating a possible road kill, with an animal
And I'm investigating a possible road kill, with an animal
And I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry.
And I'm talking nip it in the bud!
And I'm talking nip it in the bud!
And keep repeating, "I'm not a fool!"
And keep repeating, "I'm not a fool!"
And let's put up a map of the area,
And let's put up a map of the area,
And my lungs smoke!
And my lungs smoke!
And no force except in self defense!
And no force except in self defense!
And now, your host,
And now, your host,
And pick up some cod liver oil and Tabasco.
And pick up some cod liver oil and Tabasco.
And probably scared him half to death in the process!
And probably scared him half to death in the process!
And probably scared him half to death in the process!
And probably scared him half to death in the process!
And say there was this, this, giant...
And say there was this, this, giant...
And say, "Goodbye, hairy friend."
And say, "Goodbye, hairy friend."
And tell your sister she's gonna have to help us lift this thing up!
And tell your sister she's gonna have to help us lift this thing up!
And thanks for your consideration.
And thanks for your consideration.
And their lives to this thing?
And their lives to this thing?
And then our Passiflora coriacea and then it ate our goldfish.
And then our Passiflora coriacea and then it ate our goldfish.
And then something happened on a hunting trip darn near 50 years ago
And then something happened on a hunting trip darn near 50 years ago
And there were a lot of guns!
And there were a lot of guns!
And they just said, "We'll take him in.
And they just said, "We'll take him in.
And they only did that because they knew somebody would buy them.
And they only did that because they knew somebody would buy them.
And third, we send a whole shit load of cops in there
And third, we send a whole shit load of cops in there
And we both have to stare at ourselves in the mirror every morning
And we both have to stare at ourselves in the mirror every morning
And we get to share it with one of our oldest friends.
And we get to share it with one of our oldest friends.
And we'll mark on it all the spots where people say they've seen the thing.
And we'll mark on it all the spots where people say they've seen the thing.
And where is it now, Mr. Henderson?
And where is it now, Mr. Henderson?
And where the hell have you been? There was nothing I could do!
And where the hell have you been? There was nothing I could do!
And you ate it! Sarah!
And you ate it! Sarah!
And, of course, I cannot remember his name
And, of course, I cannot remember his name
Anybody who knows the whereabouts of the elusive Mr. Hen
Anybody who knows the whereabouts of the elusive Mr. Hen
Anything that'll go fully automatic?
Anything that'll go fully automatic?
Anything with a night scope.
Anything with a night scope.
Anyway, he's fine, and we are fine and...
Anyway, he's fine, and we are fine and...
Are we sure we don't have anything that doesn't sting?
Are we sure we don't have anything that doesn't sting?
Are you completely deaf? I said, "Get me out of here now.
Are you completely deaf? I said, "Get me out of here now.
Are you Dr. Wrightwood? I'm George Henderson.
Are you Dr. Wrightwood? I'm George Henderson.
Are you people out of your minds?
Are you people out of your minds?
Are you sitting down?
Are you sitting down?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you vegetarians?
Are you vegetarians?
As a matter of fact an eyewitness is now claiming to have been attacked
As a matter of fact an eyewitness is now claiming to have been attacked
As a matter of fact, I... Good!
As a matter of fact, I... Good!
As you probably know, your Dad paid me a visit the other day at my museum.
As you probably know, your Dad paid me a visit the other day at my museum.
At least for now it seems to be trapped.
At least for now it seems to be trapped.
At least he's safe here.
At least he's safe here.
Atta boy.
Atta boy.
Basement stacks. Take the stairs. Thank you.
Basement stacks. Take the stairs. Thank you.
Be careful. It's still loaded.
Be careful. It's still loaded.
Be real quiet.
Be real quiet.
Be very careful.
Be very careful.
Because you figure I'm the only one
Because you figure I'm the only one
Before Sasquatch got under his skin he was a Class A hunter.
Before Sasquatch got under his skin he was a Class A hunter.
Believe me, honey, whatever it is, it's definitely dead!
Believe me, honey, whatever it is, it's definitely dead!
Big fangs, a lot of drool.
Big fangs, a lot of drool.
Bigfoot can come live with us. We'll accept the responsibility.
Bigfoot can come live with us. We'll accept the responsibility.
Bigfoot eat their dead.
Bigfoot eat their dead.
Bigfoot?
Bigfoot?
Bigfoot?
Bigfoot?
Bigfoot.
Bigfoot.
Bleeding all over the streets.
Bleeding all over the streets.
Boy, is this guy strong!
Boy, is this guy strong!
Boy, Sarah. You really pissed him off! Shut up.
Boy, Sarah. You really pissed him off! Shut up.
But first, I want you to think about this just for a moment.
But first, I want you to think about this just for a moment.
But he spiked me twice!
But he spiked me twice!
But I got a hunch they exist.
But I got a hunch they exist.
But I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.
But I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.
But I sure am glad it's Tuesday.
But I sure am glad it's Tuesday.
But I'm afraid we're all out of big, big ammo! Who's next?
But I'm afraid we're all out of big, big ammo! Who's next?
But I'm sure you'll see
But I'm sure you'll see
But if I make him look peaceful, the way Harry really is...
But if I make him look peaceful, the way Harry really is...
But it did, and now we have to do the right thing!
But it did, and now we have to do the right thing!
But it must have been hungry 'cause I found it in the kitchen!
But it must have been hungry 'cause I found it in the kitchen!
But it would have been murder! He's not an animal!
But it would have been murder! He's not an animal!
But it's Bigfoot.
But it's Bigfoot.
But it's gotta be a bear.
But it's gotta be a bear.
But it's gotta be a bear.
But it's gotta be a bear.
But it's the right thing to do.
But it's the right thing to do.
But let's keep the price on the ground.
But let's keep the price on the ground.
But that means I've gotta find him first.
But that means I've gotta find him first.
But there's a big difference between your story and mine.
But there's a big difference between your story and mine.
But what really happened is when you saw him,
But what really happened is when you saw him,
But when you saw him, you were so scared...
But when you saw him, you were so scared...
But you know it might not be so easy,
But you know it might not be so easy,
By the time I turned around all I saw was a streak of fur.
By the time I turned around all I saw was a streak of fur.
Can I be sick, too? No.
Can I be sick, too? No.
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I help you? Probably not.
Can I help you? Probably not.
Can you imagine what a Bigfoot would do to your home?
Can you imagine what a Bigfoot would do to your home?
Can't you see that? He means something to me!
Can't you see that? He means something to me!
Can't you see we don't want you anymore?
Can't you see we don't want you anymore?
Catch of the day.
Catch of the day.
Come on, big guy. Rise and shine!
Come on, big guy. Rise and shine!
Come on, hurry!
Come on, hurry!
Come on, it's going in the dining room!
Come on, it's going in the dining room!
Come on, Nan, we gotta cook it. It's Ernie's first kill.
Come on, Nan, we gotta cook it. It's Ernie's first kill.
Come on, Nan. It's all in how you look at it.
Come on, Nan. It's all in how you look at it.
Come on, now.
Come on, now.
Come on, quick, everybody back into the house!
Come on, quick, everybody back into the house!
Come on, you know as well as I do there's nothing out there to shoot at.
Come on, you know as well as I do there's nothing out there to shoot at.
Come on! Nancy!
Come on! Nancy!
Come to bed. No.
Come to bed. No.
Comfortable?
Comfortable?
Company!
Company!
Cool. Look.
Cool. Look.
Cops!
Cops!
Could I leave a message for...
Could I leave a message for...
Could it be a gorilla?
Could it be a gorilla?
Could it be a gorilla?
Could it be a gorilla?
Could you point me to some books on the...
Could you point me to some books on the...
Could you see that the Doctor gets this?
Could you see that the Doctor gets this?
Covered with tartar sauce.
Covered with tartar sauce.
Crashed your precious ten speed into the stop sign,
Crashed your precious ten speed into the stop sign,
Crazy?
Crazy?
Dad, don't you think we might be encouraging a lot of unqualified people
Dad, don't you think we might be encouraging a lot of unqualified people
Dad, he doesn't understand.
Dad, he doesn't understand.
Dad, it's not an animal!
Dad, it's not an animal!
Dad.
Dad.
Dad's gonna just love that.
Dad's gonna just love that.
Damn you!
Damn you!
Damn!
Damn!
Definitely male.
Definitely male.
Did I bring my rifle this time?
Did I bring my rifle this time?
Did I catch the fact that he actually...
Did I catch the fact that he actually...
Did I? No.
Did I? No.
Did you get that, George?
Did you get that, George?
Did you see any Bigfoot? What?
Did you see any Bigfoot? What?
Did you see those big honking teeth? Ernest.
Did you see those big honking teeth? Ernest.
Did you witness it happen? What's your name, sir?
Did you witness it happen? What's your name, sir?
Discovered his wife lying unconscious on top of their car.
Discovered his wife lying unconscious on top of their car.
Do you have a cat? No!
Do you have a cat? No!
Do you have any more?
Do you have any more?
Do you hear me? Even if you are an animal!
Do you hear me? Even if you are an animal!
Do you mind? I'm trying to take a statement.
Do you mind? I'm trying to take a statement.
Do you think I can get a pair of real major league baseball cleats
Do you think I can get a pair of real major league baseball cleats
Do you think I'm going to stop now?
Do you think I'm going to stop now?
Doctor's old, tired.
Doctor's old, tired.
Does this mean we can keep him?
Does this mean we can keep him?
Don't be so sure.
Don't be so sure.
Don't bullshit!
Don't bullshit!
Don't I wish.
Don't I wish.
Don't I wish.
Don't I wish.
Don't let him kill me!
Don't let him kill me!
Don't let him kill me! Please, don't let him kill me!
Don't let him kill me! Please, don't let him kill me!
Don't let him kill me! Please, don't, don't let him kill me.
Don't let him kill me! Please, don't, don't let him kill me.
Don't sit!
Don't sit!
Don't worry, George, I spared you.
Don't worry, George, I spared you.
Don't worry. It's the safest place in the whole house!
Don't worry. It's the safest place in the whole house!
Don't you look at me like that!
Don't you look at me like that!
Don't you need some backup? No.
Don't you need some backup? No.
Double fish on a sesame bun.
Double fish on a sesame bun.
Downtown. Sergeant Mancini. Sergeant, my name is George Henderson.
Downtown. Sergeant Mancini. Sergeant, my name is George Henderson.
Dr. Wrightwood, say hello to Harry.
Dr. Wrightwood, say hello to Harry.
Dr. Wrightwood.
Dr. Wrightwood.
Easy for you to say. This is Irene. Oh, my God!
Easy for you to say. This is Irene. Oh, my God!
Eat your Pablum like a good boy...
Eat your Pablum like a good boy...
Eaten? By a vegetarian? All right, that's it. Officers!
Eaten? By a vegetarian? All right, that's it. Officers!
Either killed or maimed in a car accident.
Either killed or maimed in a car accident.
Ernie, are you all right?
Ernie, are you all right?
Ernie, don't even touch that gun.
Ernie, don't even touch that gun.
Ernie, don't give Daddy any ideas. I could not face two stuffed bunnies.
Ernie, don't give Daddy any ideas. I could not face two stuffed bunnies.
Ernie, get your mother! Quick!
Ernie, get your mother! Quick!
Ernie, give me a hand.
Ernie, give me a hand.
Ernie, give me your arms. I'll lift you up.
Ernie, give me your arms. I'll lift you up.
Ernie, no! No!
Ernie, no! No!
Ernie, what are you doing in the fish?
Ernie, what are you doing in the fish?
Ernie, you and your sister go take the stuff off the top of the car, put it in the back.
Ernie, you and your sister go take the stuff off the top of the car, put it in the back.
Ernie!
Ernie!
Ernie!
Ernie!
Ernie's experiment for his science class.
Ernie's experiment for his science class.
Everybody asks, "Has anybody ever seen one?"
Everybody asks, "Has anybody ever seen one?"
Everybody just act normal.
Everybody just act normal.
Everybody, get up here! Quick! Quick!
Everybody, get up here! Quick! Quick!
Everybody, stay in the car.
Everybody, stay in the car.
Everything is melting. Have I got something to show you.
Everything is melting. Have I got something to show you.
Exactly. No sense standing around breathing it.
Exactly. No sense standing around breathing it.
Excuse me, Jack would be willing to take this creature in,
Excuse me, Jack would be willing to take this creature in,
Excuse me, when did all this happen?
Excuse me, when did all this happen?
Exercise, Irene. That's the only diet.
Exercise, Irene. That's the only diet.
Extra larges, two orders.
Extra larges, two orders.
Face it, Dad, you want him back.
Face it, Dad, you want him back.
Fantasy, folklore, myths and legends.
Fantasy, folklore, myths and legends.
Fine. Can we get together?
Fine. Can we get together?
Fine. Wonderful time.
Fine. Wonderful time.
First things first.
First things first.
First we cordon off your neighborhood.
First we cordon off your neighborhood.
Footprints.
Footprints.
For Christ's sake, I'm talking about bagging a Sasquatch!
For Christ's sake, I'm talking about bagging a Sasquatch!
For God's sake, Jacques, open your eyes!
For God's sake, Jacques, open your eyes!
For the rest of my life!
For the rest of my life!
For wrongfully turning your neighborhood into a war zone
For wrongfully turning your neighborhood into a war zone
Forgive me, Harry?
Forgive me, Harry?
Freeze! Move out! Drop it!
Freeze! Move out! Drop it!
Fully automatic is illegal and it takes seven days to clear a handgun.
Fully automatic is illegal and it takes seven days to clear a handgun.
George Nathan Henderson, what is the matter with you?
George Nathan Henderson, what is the matter with you?
George what?
George what?
George,
George,
George, could you go a little faster?
George, could you go a little faster?
George, do you still fool with that painting stuff?
George, do you still fool with that painting stuff?
George, George what? George Hen...
George, George what? George Hen...
George, George what? George Hen...
George, George what? George Hen...
George, he doesn't fit here! He doesn't fit in our lives!
George, he doesn't fit here! He doesn't fit in our lives!
George, he's coming back!
George, he's coming back!
George, he's eating my plant. Look, he's eating my plants! No!
George, he's eating my plant. Look, he's eating my plants! No!
George, I'm so proud of you.
George, I'm so proud of you.
George, if I could have a word with you before the Carson Show calls.
George, if I could have a word with you before the Carson Show calls.
George, please, slow down.
George, please, slow down.
George, shouldn't we call a Ranger?
George, shouldn't we call a Ranger?
George, those are just empty calories.
George, those are just empty calories.
George, what happened to "home before dark. Grab a bite on the way"?
George, what happened to "home before dark. Grab a bite on the way"?
George, what is it?
George, what is it?
George, what is it?
George, what is it?
George, what...
George, what...
George, what's that for? I know what I'm doing.
George, what's that for? I know what I'm doing.
George, you are acting like a crazy person!
George, you are acting like a crazy person!
George, you were different.
George, you were different.
George, you're not going out there?
George, you're not going out there?
George!
George!
George!
George!
George! Can't we just call somebody?
George! Can't we just call somebody?
George! I'll kill you first!
George! I'll kill you first!
George?
George?
George?
George?
George? What are you doing?
George? What are you doing?
George.
George.
Get me my rifle.
Get me my rifle.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of the fridge, Ernie.
Get out of the fridge, Ernie.
Get this guy. Come on, move it! Move it!
Get this guy. Come on, move it! Move it!
Give him a Bigfoot.
Give him a Bigfoot.
Give me the biggest one you got!
Give me the biggest one you got!
Go for it, Jocko! Raise a ruckus!
Go for it, Jocko! Raise a ruckus!
Go on down there, like a couple of real men
Go on down there, like a couple of real men
Go stick a pin in Queen Anne's Hill, we just got another sighting.
Go stick a pin in Queen Anne's Hill, we just got another sighting.
Go!
Go!
Go.
Go.
God, I hate this guy.
God, I hate this guy.
Good God! Harry, no!
Good God! Harry, no!
Good morning, Seattle. Today Jerry's special...
Good morning, Seattle. Today Jerry's special...
Good morning. Hi.
Good morning. Hi.
Good, then it's just a hairball.
Good, then it's just a hairball.
Good.
Good.
Goodbye, my friend.
Goodbye, my friend.
Great!
Great!
Great. I'm gonna spike Frankie McDowell.
Great. I'm gonna spike Frankie McDowell.
Great. No brewer's yeast? No, sorry.
Great. No brewer's yeast? No, sorry.
Had him in your sights and couldn't do it?
Had him in your sights and couldn't do it?
Hands up, big claws,
Hands up, big claws,
Hang on, Harry.
Hang on, Harry.
Hard to believe, huh?
Hard to believe, huh?
Harry Henderson.
Harry Henderson.
Harry,
Harry,
Harry, are you hurt? Where are you?
Harry, are you hurt? Where are you?
Harry, you've gotta go!
Harry, you've gotta go!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry! Harry, come on down.
Harry! Harry, come on down.
Harry?
Harry?
Harry?
Harry?
Harry.
Harry.
Harry.
Harry.
Harry...
Harry...
Have you ever had a burger?
Have you ever had a burger?
Hawthorne Hills?
Hawthorne Hills?
He bought some pretty serious ammo, .458s.
He bought some pretty serious ammo, .458s.
He deserves to be free.
He deserves to be free.
He didn't care for the blue cheese.
He didn't care for the blue cheese.
He ends up giving me a BB gun.
He ends up giving me a BB gun.
He just vanished.
He just vanished.
He quickly changed his story, however...
He quickly changed his story, however...
He really wants to come in now.
He really wants to come in now.
He's a hunter who came into the store today.
He's a hunter who came into the store today.
He's almost on us, Dad!
He's almost on us, Dad!
He's eating my Passiflora coriaceas.
He's eating my Passiflora coriaceas.
He's got one of those gerbils.
He's got one of those gerbils.
He's gotta go back where he belongs.
He's gotta go back where he belongs.
He's more of a man than an animal.
He's more of a man than an animal.
He's our friend!
He's our friend!
He's right, Nan. It's no wonder people wanna kill them.
He's right, Nan. It's no wonder people wanna kill them.
He's so odd.
He's so odd.
Hell, looks like we got one of those right here.
Hell, looks like we got one of those right here.
Hello, are you still there? Sorry, bad connection.
Hello, are you still there? Sorry, bad connection.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello.
Hello? Hello.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Here. Ern.
Here. Ern.
Hey, come on! Come on, give me my things!
Hey, come on! Come on, give me my things!
Hey, Dad. Yeah.
Hey, Dad. Yeah.
Hey, George. Cool down. It's just a piece of cardboard.
Hey, George. Cool down. It's just a piece of cardboard.
Hey, hang on. I thought we were gonna sell it, and get rich.
Hey, hang on. I thought we were gonna sell it, and get rich.
Hey, hey. Be careful of my drawings back there.
Hey, hey. Be careful of my drawings back there.
Hey, look, just say I believe you have a Bigfoot in your house.
Hey, look, just say I believe you have a Bigfoot in your house.
Hey, when I'm ready, pal.
Hey, when I'm ready, pal.
Hey, you! Halt!
Hey, you! Halt!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, fella, get away from that window!
Hey! Hey, fella, get away from that window!
Him! Yes, Sasquatch!
Him! Yes, Sasquatch!
His latest theory is that a condor flew over and took a shit in it!
His latest theory is that a condor flew over and took a shit in it!
Hold it right there, mister.
Hold it right there, mister.
Holy shit! Sorry, Dad.
Holy shit! Sorry, Dad.
Honey, I can't. I gotta finish this.
Honey, I can't. I gotta finish this.
Honey, that wasn't supposed to happen!
Honey, that wasn't supposed to happen!
Honey.
Honey.
How about dinner?
How about dinner?
How about you draw a big full size Bigfoot?
How about you draw a big full size Bigfoot?
How can you tell?
How can you tell?
How did you know this?
How did you know this?
How did you know this? Did you witness it happen?
How did you know this? Did you witness it happen?
How do you know Wrightwood?
How do you know Wrightwood?
How's that for an arthritic old shooter, huh?
How's that for an arthritic old shooter, huh?
Hungry?
Hungry?
Hungry? We're gonna have a little party.
Hungry? We're gonna have a little party.
Hurry, please, please! There's no time!
Hurry, please, please! There's no time!
Hurry!
Hurry!
Hurry. Up here, George.
Hurry. Up here, George.
I almost had him. I was that close.
I almost had him. I was that close.
I almost killed him myself!
I almost killed him myself!
I always miss it.
I always miss it.
I am called Richard Smith.
I am called Richard Smith.
I appreciate what you're saying, Dr. Wrightwood,
I appreciate what you're saying, Dr. Wrightwood,
I begged him all fall for a set of paints.
I begged him all fall for a set of paints.
I believe this is yours.
I believe this is yours.
I bet a museum would want it or something.
I bet a museum would want it or something.
I brought my poor ten speed to a complete stop
I brought my poor ten speed to a complete stop
I can remember Herb's and my first fight. This is nothing.
I can remember Herb's and my first fight. This is nothing.
I chased a set of tracks for two or three miles.
I chased a set of tracks for two or three miles.
I didn't kill the poor little things. Grandma didn't kill them!
I didn't kill the poor little things. Grandma didn't kill them!
I didn't really Mace him. I was about to be eaten!
I didn't really Mace him. I was about to be eaten!
I don't believe this family! Sorry.
I don't believe this family! Sorry.
I don't believe you just said that.
I don't believe you just said that.
I don't care how big and ugly and smelly you are.
I don't care how big and ugly and smelly you are.
I don't even know when he's coming back.
I don't even know when he's coming back.
I don't feel very good.
I don't feel very good.
I don't know what else it could be.
I don't know what else it could be.
I don't know why the hell I bother with you!
I don't know why the hell I bother with you!
I don't know! Show him the pasta maker.
I don't know! Show him the pasta maker.
I don't know. He's our little pet.
I don't know. He's our little pet.
I don't know. I hardly saw it.
I don't know. I hardly saw it.
I don't know. We couldn't see it.
I don't know. We couldn't see it.
I don't think they get that big around here,
I don't think they get that big around here,
I don't think you'll ever know how much you've meant to us.
I don't think you'll ever know how much you've meant to us.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't want some prankster in a monkey suit
I don't want some prankster in a monkey suit
I feel so guilty.
I feel so guilty.
I forgot I have a sink backed up and I... And a potty.
I forgot I have a sink backed up and I... And a potty.
I found a new diet.
I found a new diet.
I got your mail.
I got your mail.
I gotta check it out anyway.
I gotta check it out anyway.
I gotta find him. I can't go to work.
I gotta find him. I can't go to work.
I guess it must be
I guess it must be
I have a friend,
I have a friend,
I have a little something to show you.
I have a little something to show you.
I have no doubt that you saw him,
I have no doubt that you saw him,
I have no doubt that you saw him,
I have no doubt that you saw him,
I heard a rustle behind me.
I heard a rustle behind me.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I just need time to figure away to...
I just need time to figure away to...
I knew it was you. I could smell you all the way upstairs.
I knew it was you. I could smell you all the way upstairs.
I know it seems bad, but just give me one more week.
I know it seems bad, but just give me one more week.
I know it's hard. It's hard for me, too.
I know it's hard. It's hard for me, too.
I know these roads like the back of my hand.
I know these roads like the back of my hand.
I know where you are if I need you.
I know where you are if I need you.
I liked him.
I liked him.
I made a mistake
I made a mistake
I mean, how do we know? Maybe it's not vicious at all.
I mean, how do we know? Maybe it's not vicious at all.
I mean, it wasn't dead anymore. It must have just walked into the kitchen.
I mean, it wasn't dead anymore. It must have just walked into the kitchen.
I mean, it's a ticket to a better life!
I mean, it's a ticket to a better life!
I mean, with all these Bigfoot sightings
I mean, with all these Bigfoot sightings
I mean, you could be looking at old Dad on the Carson Show, for heaven's sake.
I mean, you could be looking at old Dad on the Carson Show, for heaven's sake.
I might know a place, but we'd never be able to find it in the dark.
I might know a place, but we'd never be able to find it in the dark.
I need one of those Clint Eastwood magnums.
I need one of those Clint Eastwood magnums.
I never got a chance to thank you.
I never got a chance to thank you.
I remember what you told me when you came into my shop.
I remember what you told me when you came into my shop.
I said stay in the car.
I said stay in the car.
I saw you on television last night, Mr. Hen, and I think we should talk.
I saw you on television last night, Mr. Hen, and I think we should talk.
I see an old Army buddy from 40 years driving along the freeway
I see an old Army buddy from 40 years driving along the freeway
I started spending all the time I could spare searching for the beast.
I started spending all the time I could spare searching for the beast.
I suggest you drop this whole thing right now.
I suggest you drop this whole thing right now.
I think he likes it here.
I think he likes it here.
I think we got those in here somewhere.
I think we got those in here somewhere.
I think we should just get out of here, Dad.
I think we should just get out of here, Dad.
I think you and Sarah will be safer at school, Ernie.
I think you and Sarah will be safer at school, Ernie.
I think you better come take a look at this!
I think you better come take a look at this!
I think you knew exactly what you were saying.
I think you knew exactly what you were saying.
I thought I hit a man!
I thought I hit a man!
I thought it was gonna eat me, but it ate my daughter's corsage instead.
I thought it was gonna eat me, but it ate my daughter's corsage instead.
I thought you said we were leaving.
I thought you said we were leaving.
I told her you had something to drop off tonight, don't you?
I told her you had something to drop off tonight, don't you?
I told you exactly what to do. You didn't even come close.
I told you exactly what to do. You didn't even come close.
I want some .458 magnums.
I want some .458 magnums.
I want this quadrant air tight. Nothing gets out! Nothing!
I want this quadrant air tight. Nothing gets out! Nothing!
I wanted King Kong, you brought me a goddamn giant gerbil.
I wanted King Kong, you brought me a goddamn giant gerbil.
I was gonna call in the morning,
I was gonna call in the morning,
I was gonna keep that flower
I was gonna keep that flower
I was looking for the right words.
I was looking for the right words.
I went out for a walk one day in the woods.
I went out for a walk one day in the woods.
I'll be a social outcast for the rest of my life!
I'll be a social outcast for the rest of my life!
I'll have to join a convent. Nancy!
I'll have to join a convent. Nancy!
I'll meet her halfway.
I'll meet her halfway.
I'll tell you what, Mr. Henderson.
I'll tell you what, Mr. Henderson.
I'll tell you what, Mr. Henderson.
I'll tell you what, Mr. Henderson.
I'll turn it off. No. Let me hate him.
I'll turn it off. No. Let me hate him.
I'm afraid if you want a gun right now it'll have to be a rifle or a shotgun.
I'm afraid if you want a gun right now it'll have to be a rifle or a shotgun.
I'm at 437 Manning Drive.
I'm at 437 Manning Drive.
I'm gonna put my phone number down here.
I'm gonna put my phone number down here.
I'm gonna say it simple and I hope to God for your sakes you all listen.
I'm gonna say it simple and I hope to God for your sakes you all listen.
I'm gonna say this once.
I'm gonna say this once.
I'm gonna show these to Irene. She loves roses.
I'm gonna show these to Irene. She loves roses.
I'm not even George Henderson. You must have reached the wrong number.
I'm not even George Henderson. You must have reached the wrong number.
I'm not gonna stand around while some animal destroys our house!
I'm not gonna stand around while some animal destroys our house!
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm pleased to meet you. Likewise. Thank you.
I'm pleased to meet you. Likewise. Thank you.
I'm really sure!
I'm really sure!
I'm right, aren't I? That's what really happened, isn't it?
I'm right, aren't I? That's what really happened, isn't it?
I'm sorry, that's the last we got.
I'm sorry, that's the last we got.
I'm sorry. I really have to go.
I'm sorry. I really have to go.
I'm telling it so that your father won't make the same mistake.
I'm telling it so that your father won't make the same mistake.
I'm thinking about us.
I'm thinking about us.
I'm Wallace Wrightwood.
I'm Wallace Wrightwood.
I'm working with assholes.
I'm working with assholes.
I'm...
I'm...
I've got his address.
I've got his address.
I've gotta go take care of it. Thank you.
I've gotta go take care of it. Thank you.
If I call in a favor, I might be able to get you out sometime tonight.
If I call in a favor, I might be able to get you out sometime tonight.
If it's still alive, it's probably not in a very good mood.
If it's still alive, it's probably not in a very good mood.
If there really was a Bigfoot, don't you think I'd have had him as a guest on my show?
If there really was a Bigfoot, don't you think I'd have had him as a guest on my show?
If you can shoot with it, it's a gun.
If you can shoot with it, it's a gun.
If your father wants a Bigfoot,
If your father wants a Bigfoot,
In every way I possibly can.
In every way I possibly can.
In your kitchen.
In your kitchen.
Into the stop sign, bumped your head on the curb
Into the stop sign, bumped your head on the curb
Irene had us cornered out there for 15 minutes.
Irene had us cornered out there for 15 minutes.
Irene, the phone. I've gotta get the phone. Okay.
Irene, the phone. I've gotta get the phone. Okay.
Irene, would you go see if the tea kettle is just about to boil, honey?
Irene, would you go see if the tea kettle is just about to boil, honey?
Irene.
Irene.
Is everybody all right, Nancy? Okay, kids?
Is everybody all right, Nancy? Okay, kids?
Is everything all right with you kids?
Is everything all right with you kids?
Is he coming back? He might.
Is he coming back? He might.
Is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the back yard.
Is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the back yard.
Is standing right in front of me! Growling.
Is standing right in front of me! Growling.
Isn't he something?
Isn't he something?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Isn't Monday the dullest day of the week?
Isn't Monday the dullest day of the week?
It crawled, it scurried, you know, it scampered,
It crawled, it scurried, you know, it scampered,
It just came out like that. I didn't know what I was saying.
It just came out like that. I didn't know what I was saying.
It kind of wobbled, creeped, like an animal does, you know?
It kind of wobbled, creeped, like an animal does, you know?
It might even be some kind of a person.
It might even be some kind of a person.
It smells gross!
It smells gross!
It was eating out of our refrigerator.
It was eating out of our refrigerator.
It was huge. Gigantic.
It was huge. Gigantic.
It was huge. It was bigger than you are!
It was huge. It was bigger than you are!
It was just luck.
It was just luck.
It was just so different when it was dead.
It was just so different when it was dead.
It was my drawing! Why did you change it?
It was my drawing! Why did you change it?
It was wrong of me to think that we could just claim it like a stray dog.
It was wrong of me to think that we could just claim it like a stray dog.
It wasn't...
It wasn't...
It'll keep me awake until the coffee kicks in.
It'll keep me awake until the coffee kicks in.
It's a Bigfoot person.
It's a Bigfoot person.
It's a major discovery.
It's a major discovery.
It's a new energy diet. You might wanna try it, George.
It's a new energy diet. You might wanna try it, George.
It's a rifle, girls.
It's a rifle, girls.
It's alive! Dad!
It's alive! Dad!
It's amazing, you know,
It's amazing, you know,
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's big bucks, don't you see?
It's big bucks, don't you see?
It's dead!
It's dead!
It's dead. Shoot it anyway!
It's dead. Shoot it anyway!
It's eating my fifteenth birthday corsage!
It's eating my fifteenth birthday corsage!
It's for the gun. Where do you live?
It's for the gun. Where do you live?
It's hurt.
It's hurt.
It's in the bathroom.
It's in the bathroom.
It's Irene!
It's Irene!
It's just not Harry's world out there.
It's just not Harry's world out there.
It's LaFleur!
It's LaFleur!
It's like drawing a "wanted" poster of your best friend.
It's like drawing a "wanted" poster of your best friend.
It's like going to heaven with your feet still on the ground.
It's like going to heaven with your feet still on the ground.
It's like we've become an enemy to anything wondrous.
It's like we've become an enemy to anything wondrous.
It's Monday morning. What am I gonna do about work?
It's Monday morning. What am I gonna do about work?
It's no use hiding! I know you're up!
It's no use hiding! I know you're up!
It's not as if I tried to hit it, Nan.
It's not as if I tried to hit it, Nan.
It's not breathing and it's cold as a Popsicle.
It's not breathing and it's cold as a Popsicle.
It's not fair! He should be mine!
It's not fair! He should be mine!
It's okay, Mom, the stairs broke!
It's okay, Mom, the stairs broke!
It's okay!
It's okay!
It's over. Over?
It's over. Over?
It's really much nicer on the inside. Come on.
It's really much nicer on the inside. Come on.
It's so sad.
It's so sad.
It's the fish. Ernie, close the cooler.
It's the fish. Ernie, close the cooler.
Jack and the Beanstalk, George?
Jack and the Beanstalk, George?
Jacques LaFleur, meet Harry.
Jacques LaFleur, meet Harry.
Jacques LaFleur.
Jacques LaFleur.
Jeez, Dad, who the hell is that guy?
Jeez, Dad, who the hell is that guy?
Jerome,
Jerome,
Jerome, I know where he is.
Jerome, I know where he is.
Jerome, this time it is different.
Jerome, this time it is different.
Jerry Seville!
Jerry Seville!
Jocko, this old ticker hasn't thumped like this for years.
Jocko, this old ticker hasn't thumped like this for years.
John Morrow, who will talk to us all about his new squid and prune juice diet.
John Morrow, who will talk to us all about his new squid and prune juice diet.
Just put it on the fridge.
Just put it on the fridge.
Just sit back and relax.
Just sit back and relax.
Just sit... Stay.
Just sit... Stay.
Just take Little Bob and get rid of her!
Just take Little Bob and get rid of her!
Just take the I 5 right into town. We're in the Wallingford section.
Just take the I 5 right into town. We're in the Wallingford section.
Keep an eye on him! "Keep an eye on him," George?
Keep an eye on him! "Keep an eye on him," George?
Kimchee!
Kimchee!
Kimchee! Kimchee!
Kimchee! Kimchee!
Knowledge of the Bigfoot's habits, vanished before...
Knowledge of the Bigfoot's habits, vanished before...
LaFleur!
LaFleur!
LaFleur! What?
LaFleur! What?
Let me ask you,
Let me ask you,
Let me see if I can help you, Irene.
Let me see if I can help you, Irene.
Let's go! Now's our chance!
Let's go! Now's our chance!
Let's keep it and get rich. Exactly.
Let's keep it and get rich. Exactly.
Let's take a picture! I'll get the camera.
Let's take a picture! I'll get the camera.
License plates, huh? That guy's probably a convict. Here.
License plates, huh? That guy's probably a convict. Here.
Life was great.
Life was great.
Life,
Life,
Like a member of the family.
Like a member of the family.
Like I always do at stop signs.
Like I always do at stop signs.
Like you got Ernie.
Like you got Ernie.
Listen to me. You're wrong! I was like you!
Listen to me. You're wrong! I was like you!
Listen, late last night a Hawthorne Hills man
Listen, late last night a Hawthorne Hills man
Listen, you don't understand!
Listen, you don't understand!
Listening to our reporter talk about it,
Listening to our reporter talk about it,
Little Bob must be in heat or something. Every dog in the neighborhood is out here.
Little Bob must be in heat or something. Every dog in the neighborhood is out here.
Little Bob!
Little Bob!
Lock the door! Yeah.
Lock the door! Yeah.
Look at all this stuff!
Look at all this stuff!
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look what he's doing to my paint job!
Look what he's doing to my paint job!
Look who's here.
Look who's here.
Look, he had it perfect just five minutes ago.
Look, he had it perfect just five minutes ago.
Look, I hit a Bigfoot with my car. I thought it was dead.
Look, I hit a Bigfoot with my car. I thought it was dead.
Look, I'm under a lot of stress here,
Look, I'm under a lot of stress here,
Look, pal, they just spotted that thing not three blocks from my house.
Look, pal, they just spotted that thing not three blocks from my house.
Look, we can't let her see this thing.
Look, we can't let her see this thing.
Look, we have to do the right thing and think about him!
Look, we have to do the right thing and think about him!
Look, we'll stuff it. Okay?
Look, we'll stuff it. Okay?
Looking for my baseball glove.
Looking for my baseball glove.
Ls there a beanstalk involved in this, Mr. Henderson?
Ls there a beanstalk involved in this, Mr. Henderson?
Luck?
Luck?
Lunch!
Lunch!
Magazines! Cover stories.
Magazines! Cover stories.
May I come in?
May I come in?
May I help you?
May I help you?
Maybe even bigger.
Maybe even bigger.
Maybe he thinks you're getting...
Maybe he thinks you're getting...
Maybe it's gentle, even has feelings.
Maybe it's gentle, even has feelings.
Maybe there's a chance you can blast something.
Maybe there's a chance you can blast something.
Maybe we can. I don't know.
Maybe we can. I don't know.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mom, Dad, hurry, this is great!
Mom, Dad, hurry, this is great!
Mom, Ernie's playing with that gun again.
Mom, Ernie's playing with that gun again.
Mom, he came back!
Mom, he came back!
Mom, it's only 8:30. You mind your mother!
Mom, it's only 8:30. You mind your mother!
Mom, my corsage!
Mom, my corsage!
Mom, where's the roast?
Mom, where's the roast?
Mom's right.
Mom's right.
Mon dieu! They have a language?
Mon dieu! They have a language?
Mr. Henderson, do you have someone in your house?
Mr. Henderson, do you have someone in your house?
Mrs. Henderson, obviously, our main concern are for your family,
Mrs. Henderson, obviously, our main concern are for your family,
Mrs. Henderson? Yes.
Mrs. Henderson? Yes.
My dad creamed a Bigfoot.
My dad creamed a Bigfoot.
My family's in terrible danger. In danger?
My family's in terrible danger. In danger?
My God!
My God!
My God!
My God!
My God! Harry?
My God! Harry?
My God.
My God.
My name is George Hen...
My name is George Hen...
My name is George Hen...
My name is George Hen...
My name is Kim Lee not Kimchee!
My name is Kim Lee not Kimchee!
My name? My name is George Hen...
My name? My name is George Hen...
My orchid!
My orchid!
Nan, I don't know how, but we gotta figure a way to keep this thing.
Nan, I don't know how, but we gotta figure a way to keep this thing.
Nan, you don't understand these things. It's just smart baseball.
Nan, you don't understand these things. It's just smart baseball.
Nan, you wouldn't happen to have any peanut butter and brewer's yeast?
Nan, you wouldn't happen to have any peanut butter and brewer's yeast?
Nan! What?
Nan! What?
Nancy, do something!
Nancy, do something!
Nancy, honey, we've got to give him one more chance!
Nancy, honey, we've got to give him one more chance!
Nancy, I'm not a doctor, but it has no pulse,
Nancy, I'm not a doctor, but it has no pulse,
Nancy, it's Wrightwood. Dr. Wrightwood? Yes. How are you?
Nancy, it's Wrightwood. Dr. Wrightwood? Yes. How are you?
Nancy, this is a big deal.
Nancy, this is a big deal.
Nancy, this is Dr. Wrightwood.
Nancy, this is Dr. Wrightwood.
Nancy!
Nancy!
Nancy!
Nancy!
Never mind about that. No, no, no, no.
Never mind about that. No, no, no, no.
Never mind, I gotta go to the market
Never mind, I gotta go to the market
Never mind. Let's eat. Nancy?
Never mind. Let's eat. Nancy?
No one was injured. I'm so pleased.
No one was injured. I'm so pleased.
No one's going anywhere until I figure out what to do!
No one's going anywhere until I figure out what to do!
No way it's alive! You trashed him, Dad.
No way it's alive! You trashed him, Dad.
No, don't think I'm crazy, Sergeant,
No, don't think I'm crazy, Sergeant,
No, don't worry about us!
No, don't worry about us!
No, honey. This is Richard Smith,
No, honey. This is Richard Smith,
No, I missed it. I always miss everything.
No, I missed it. I always miss everything.
No, I'm fine, dear.
No, I'm fine, dear.
No, no, no Bigfoot here, Sergeant. I was just joking.
No, no, no Bigfoot here, Sergeant. I was just joking.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Stay. Please...
No, no, no. Stay. Please...
No, no, no. You're kidding yourself.
No, no, no. You're kidding yourself.
No, no, Sergeant, no Bigfoot here.
No, no, Sergeant, no Bigfoot here.
No, not yet.
No, not yet.
No, now look...
No, now look...
No, the very best thing that you can do is go to work.
No, the very best thing that you can do is go to work.
No, you're not. Listen to your Mom, Ern.
No, you're not. Listen to your Mom, Ern.
No! Don't even think about it!
No! Don't even think about it!
No.
No.
No. I mean, yes.
No. I mean, yes.
No. I read the things weigh over 400 pounds.
No. I read the things weigh over 400 pounds.
No. Just into my own back yard.
No. Just into my own back yard.
No. No.
No. No.
None of this was supposed to happen,
None of this was supposed to happen,
Not as big as you think.
Not as big as you think.
Not some zoo, or lab...
Not some zoo, or lab...
Not to me!
Not to me!
Not yet I'm not! Not you, Dad, him!
Not yet I'm not! Not you, Dad, him!
Not yet! George!
Not yet! George!
Not yet. Just a minute.
Not yet. Just a minute.
Nothing more than rats getting a lucky shake from society, if you ask me.
Nothing more than rats getting a lucky shake from society, if you ask me.
Now I know where Bonzo get his bad habits.
Now I know where Bonzo get his bad habits.
Now just calm down and tell me what happened.
Now just calm down and tell me what happened.
Now watch this.
Now watch this.
Now, get some sleep.
Now, get some sleep.
Now, it took some doing, but...
Now, it took some doing, but...
Now, Jocko, what for you? I don't know.
Now, Jocko, what for you? I don't know.
Now, leave us alone!
Now, leave us alone!
Now, we found these Bigfeet are pretty reasonable fellows.
Now, we found these Bigfeet are pretty reasonable fellows.
Now, we started with something kind of simple.
Now, we started with something kind of simple.
Now, you make him real big, you know, real scary.
Now, you make him real big, you know, real scary.
Of course, how stupid of me.
Of course, how stupid of me.
Of course, yes. They can be a nuisance,
Of course, yes. They can be a nuisance,
Of course, yes. They can be a nuisance,
Of course, yes. They can be a nuisance,
Of course. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Of course. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
Oh, and this is our son, Ernest.
Oh, and this is our son, Ernest.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, don't answer that, honey. Never mind.
Oh, don't answer that, honey. Never mind.
Oh, George!
Oh, George!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Oh, grow up!
Oh, grow up!
Oh, Lord! Lord God!
Oh, Lord! Lord God!
Oh, my God! Horrible smell!
Oh, my God! Horrible smell!
Oh, my God! Look at that deer! Did you see that, Sarah?
Oh, my God! Look at that deer! Did you see that, Sarah?
Oh, Nan, don't you love roughing it in the wild?
Oh, Nan, don't you love roughing it in the wild?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Oh, Sarah!
Oh, Sarah!
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Oh, well. At least I can tell the kids at school
Oh, well. At least I can tell the kids at school
Oh, yes, he's so smart, too. I mean, George has taught him how to sit.
Oh, yes, he's so smart, too. I mean, George has taught him how to sit.
Oh! Ernie!
Oh! Ernie!
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, Jocko, if you've got castings, I'll buy them,
Okay, Jocko, if you've got castings, I'll buy them,
Okay, that's it!
Okay, that's it!
Okay, what are you selling, buster, huh?
Okay, what are you selling, buster, huh?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I'm okay.
Okay. I'm okay.
On the corner of Maple and Ogilvy.
On the corner of Maple and Ogilvy.
On the ground there was a footprint.
On the ground there was a footprint.
Once Irene sees it, the whole world's gonna know.
Once Irene sees it, the whole world's gonna know.
One Christmas, when I was a kid,
One Christmas, when I was a kid,
One false move out of you
One false move out of you
One of a kind?
One of a kind?
Only on the outside.
Only on the outside.
Open the window, honey, a little air will do us all some good.
Open the window, honey, a little air will do us all some good.
Opened up their home
Opened up their home
Or finally opened my eyes!
Or finally opened my eyes!
Or maybe a change of heart.
Or maybe a change of heart.
Or my flowers. They're still alive. Or Mom's flowers.
Or my flowers. They're still alive. Or Mom's flowers.
Or the hairy visitor, should call this station and report Bigfoot.
Or the hairy visitor, should call this station and report Bigfoot.
Our last day with Harry.
Our last day with Harry.
Over this? You can't quit! We've never been so busy!
Over this? You can't quit! We've never been so busy!
Peanut butter I know we have. Is chunky okay?
Peanut butter I know we have. Is chunky okay?
Peanut butter's always on the second shelf.
Peanut butter's always on the second shelf.
People are gonna shoot first and then worry about the consequences.
People are gonna shoot first and then worry about the consequences.
Plan B. No problem.
Plan B. No problem.
Plenty of energy right here!
Plenty of energy right here!
Probably because it was the smallest one.
Probably because it was the smallest one.
Probably yes. I hope we can help each other.
Probably yes. I hope we can help each other.
Pull it forward! Don't worry.
Pull it forward! Don't worry.
Put the stuff in the freezer, honey.
Put the stuff in the freezer, honey.
Quick, quick!
Quick, quick!
Quite possible.
Quite possible.
Remember this? Your favorite station wagon.
Remember this? Your favorite station wagon.
Remember, you were sure before.
Remember, you were sure before.
Reverberated through newsrooms...
Reverberated through newsrooms...
Right. Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
Right. Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
Right. What's left of it.
Right. What's left of it.
Ring a bell?
Ring a bell?
Run free.
Run free.
Run, Little Bob.
Run, Little Bob.
Sarah, are you all right? Yeah.
Sarah, are you all right? Yeah.
Sarah, don't come in here!
Sarah, don't come in here!
Sarah, get off that phone. It's two hours. Come on, that's it!
Sarah, get off that phone. It's two hours. Come on, that's it!
Sarah, I want to take him back where he belongs,
Sarah, I want to take him back where he belongs,
Sarah, please take the dog out of the room.
Sarah, please take the dog out of the room.
Sarah, you, too. Come on.
Sarah, you, too. Come on.
Sasquatch is a primitive ancestor of modern man,
Sasquatch is a primitive ancestor of modern man,
Sasquatch?
Sasquatch?
Sasquatch. Sasquatch.
Sasquatch. Sasquatch.
Scatter. Anything to throw him off!
Scatter. Anything to throw him off!
Second, we evacuate your neighbors,
Second, we evacuate your neighbors,
See what we're gonna be missing?
See what we're gonna be missing?
See you tonight. Bye bye. Bye.
See you tonight. Bye bye. Bye.
See? You're not the only artist in the family.
See? You're not the only artist in the family.
Seems old Jer was wrong.
Seems old Jer was wrong.
She invited us to dinner and bowling. Bowling?
She invited us to dinner and bowling. Bowling?
She's bringing the dog back. I couldn't stop her!
She's bringing the dog back. I couldn't stop her!
She's gone. It's time to go.
She's gone. It's time to go.
Shh! Both of you!
Shh! Both of you!
Shoot it!
Shoot it!
Should have got a real artist.
Should have got a real artist.
Since when does he have a name?
Since when does he have a name?
Sit!
Sit!
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Smell real bad, too.
Smell real bad, too.
Smells good.
Smells good.
So how about you, George?
So how about you, George?
So I grab my Mace...
So I grab my Mace...
So unless you wanna be responsible
So unless you wanna be responsible
So what you're saying is you would be willing...
So what you're saying is you would be willing...
So what's your sign?
So what's your sign?
So why don't you and me
So why don't you and me
So, how are you doing?
So, how are you doing?
So, I was hooked from that moment on.
So, I was hooked from that moment on.
Some guy named Wallace Wrightwood.
Some guy named Wallace Wrightwood.
Some ranchers raised them and killed them.
Some ranchers raised them and killed them.
Some... A big... Something.
Some... A big... Something.
Somebody!
Somebody!
Something in my house.
Something in my house.
Something sure smells...
Something sure smells...
Sometime tonight? I need a damn good reason.
Sometime tonight? I need a damn good reason.
Sometimes. It depends on the guest.
Sometimes. It depends on the guest.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sorry, it's just a prank.
Sorry, it's just a prank.
Sorry, thought you were someone else.
Sorry, thought you were someone else.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Stall him! I can't! How?
Stall him! I can't! How?
Start the fire, Nan. We are leaving. Before lunch.
Start the fire, Nan. We are leaving. Before lunch.
Stay right there!
Stay right there!
Stay right there.
Stay right there.
Stop that!
Stop that!
Strange feeling, eh, Doc?
Strange feeling, eh, Doc?
Sure we will! We can just follow his footprints.
Sure we will! We can just follow his footprints.
Sure would be a dream come true if we could keep him.
Sure would be a dream come true if we could keep him.
Sure, any time. Now, this afternoon.
Sure, any time. Now, this afternoon.
Survival of the fittest, Son.
Survival of the fittest, Son.
Temporarily.
Temporarily.
Ten bucks.
Ten bucks.
Thank you for taking care of Little Bob.
Thank you for taking care of Little Bob.
Thank you, Dad. Sarah, don't let her in!
Thank you, Dad. Sarah, don't let her in!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That as soon as he gets going there is absolutely nothing to stop him!
That as soon as he gets going there is absolutely nothing to stop him!
That guy shot Claws? Yeah.
That guy shot Claws? Yeah.
That let the air out of everything.
That let the air out of everything.
That should have made it easy.
That should have made it easy.
That some people are now calling the legendary Bigfoot.
That some people are now calling the legendary Bigfoot.
That was a bad thing you did! A bad, bad thing!
That was a bad thing you did! A bad, bad thing!
That was outstanding, Dad!
That was outstanding, Dad!
That'll cut a lot of ice for the judge.
That'll cut a lot of ice for the judge.
That's a noble gesture, but impossible.
That's a noble gesture, but impossible.
That's brilliant. Come on, everybody, let's get out of here! Quick.
That's brilliant. Come on, everybody, let's get out of here! Quick.
That's different. You go right ahead then. George.
That's different. You go right ahead then. George.
That's dinner. Roast beef.
That's dinner. Roast beef.
That's great, that's just great!
That's great, that's just great!
That's great! You taught him how to sit?
That's great! You taught him how to sit?
That's him. No. That's Jacques LaFleur.
That's him. No. That's Jacques LaFleur.
That's how I lost my job and my friends.
That's how I lost my job and my friends.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's outright bribery.
That's outright bribery.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's what you're going to do about work.
That's what you're going to do about work.
That's wonderful.
That's wonderful.
The answer is "No." Now you know.
The answer is "No." Now you know.
The forestry guy I told you about
The forestry guy I told you about
The generator went out in the middle of Masterpiece Theatre.
The generator went out in the middle of Masterpiece Theatre.
The law of the forest, right? Right.
The law of the forest, right? Right.
The one I saved for over six whole months!
The one I saved for over six whole months!
The only answer is a safe place where even LaFleur can't find him.
The only answer is a safe place where even LaFleur can't find him.
The only difference between these and those
The only difference between these and those
The only thing rough about it was when
The only thing rough about it was when
The roast. I'll get it, hon. The roast,
The roast. I'll get it, hon. The roast,
The toast of the Olympic Coast,
The toast of the Olympic Coast,
Then I smelled something that made my eyes water
Then I smelled something that made my eyes water
Then I spent time I couldn't spare.
Then I spent time I couldn't spare.
Then what, gun jam?
Then what, gun jam?
Then you will help us?
Then you will help us?
There are no abominable snowmen.
There are no abominable snowmen.
There are no Bigfeet!
There are no Bigfeet!
There are no Sasquatches.
There are no Sasquatches.
There are no traces, no tracks, nothing.
There are no traces, no tracks, nothing.
There he goes, just like clockwork.
There he goes, just like clockwork.
There you are!
There you are!
There. Quick! This way!
There. Quick! This way!
There's 20 of them in there, you know?
There's 20 of them in there, you know?
There's no need to cry.
There's no need to cry.
There's probably guts and eyeballs hanging off the bumper.
There's probably guts and eyeballs hanging off the bumper.
There's someone in the house. What should we do?
There's someone in the house. What should we do?
These are beautiful.
These are beautiful.
These are real, Doc.
These are real, Doc.
These books make them out to be monsters.
These books make them out to be monsters.
These pictures don't look anything like Harry!
These pictures don't look anything like Harry!
They are usually restricted to remote areas...
They are usually restricted to remote areas...
They weren't letting anybody out until they processed those guns
They weren't letting anybody out until they processed those guns
This book sucks! Ernie.
This book sucks! Ernie.
This is exactly why I brought it. For protection.
This is exactly why I brought it. For protection.
This is for him,
This is for him,
This is it! The beginning of the end.
This is it! The beginning of the end.
This is our daughter Sarah. Hello.
This is our daughter Sarah. Hello.
This is our home! Our stuff!
This is our home! Our stuff!
This thing could really be worth something.
This thing could really be worth something.
Time.
Time.
Time's running out.
Time's running out.
To be sure no one was injured.
To be sure no one was injured.
To deal with the thing. I mean, fully armed and ready, Mr. Henderson.
To deal with the thing. I mean, fully armed and ready, Mr. Henderson.
To go running around with loaded weapons?
To go running around with loaded weapons?
To sit?
To sit?
Today's report of the legendary beast attacking...
Today's report of the legendary beast attacking...
Twice as big as you. Gigantic! Biggest thing I ever saw.
Twice as big as you. Gigantic! Biggest thing I ever saw.
Uh Oh.
Uh Oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Until he hates every man that he sees, including you and me.
Until he hates every man that he sees, including you and me.
Up yours, Jerry.
Up yours, Jerry.
Update, Bigfoot right here in the city.
Update, Bigfoot right here in the city.
Us,
Us,
Us? Oh, hey, fine.
Us? Oh, hey, fine.
Walked?
Walked?
We are talking about a living, breathing being here.
We are talking about a living, breathing being here.
We both spent our whole lives chasing after that beast,
We both spent our whole lives chasing after that beast,
We can't just leave it in the road, can we?
We can't just leave it in the road, can we?
We decided to defrost the fridge.
We decided to defrost the fridge.
We did it!
We did it!
We don't even know what it is.
We don't even know what it is.
We don't get much call for these monsters.
We don't get much call for these monsters.
We don't have enough house for two days!
We don't have enough house for two days!
We don't know if it's male or female.
We don't know if it's male or female.
We have civilians with weapons.
We have civilians with weapons.
We have to take it home.
We have to take it home.
We haven't quite perfected it yet.
We haven't quite perfected it yet.
We'll be all right.
We'll be all right.
We'll become kind of like a Bigfoot Central, a B.H.Q.
We'll become kind of like a Bigfoot Central, a B.H.Q.
We'll leave first thing in the morning.
We'll leave first thing in the morning.
We'll make a whole day of it.
We'll make a whole day of it.
We'll put it in the window right next to the gun section.
We'll put it in the window right next to the gun section.
We're all right.
We're all right.
We're on our own.
We're on our own.
Well, I didn't tell it so you could cry in your sprouts,
Well, I didn't tell it so you could cry in your sprouts,
Well, like I tell my customers,
Well, like I tell my customers,
Well, maybe it's just rotten meat or eggs or something.
Well, maybe it's just rotten meat or eggs or something.
Well, neither have I.
Well, neither have I.
Well, that's just not what my father wants.
Well, that's just not what my father wants.
Well, we've got some big guns and some big, big guns,
Well, we've got some big guns and some big, big guns,
Well, you know what they say,
Well, you know what they say,
Well?
Well?
Well.
Well.
What are we gonna do about Harry?
What are we gonna do about Harry?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What did you do to my roses?
What did you do to my roses?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What I do is just close my eyes real tight. Like this.
What I do is just close my eyes real tight. Like this.
What if it's him?
What if it's him?
What if it's still alive? What if it's in pain?
What if it's still alive? What if it's in pain?
What if it's suffering?
What if it's suffering?
What if it's the only one?
What if it's the only one?
What if Jack and his family
What if Jack and his family
What if somebody finds him before I... All right?
What if somebody finds him before I... All right?
What if we've just rendered an entire species extinct?
What if we've just rendered an entire species extinct?
What is that smell?
What is that smell?
What kind of a way is that to talk to a baby?
What kind of a way is that to talk to a baby?
What kind of something, Mr. Henderson?
What kind of something, Mr. Henderson?
What the hell are you talking about? The hell with it! I quit!
What the hell are you talking about? The hell with it! I quit!
What the hell do you think I have been doing for the last 25 years?
What the hell do you think I have been doing for the last 25 years?
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell's that got to do with it?
What the hell's that got to do with it?
What the hell's the matter with you?
What the hell's the matter with you?
What was it that you hit, Mrs. Henderson?
What was it that you hit, Mrs. Henderson?
What was that?
What was that?
What you don't need now is somebody bothering you.
What you don't need now is somebody bothering you.
What, are you crazy? Do you know how much I paid for this gun?
What, are you crazy? Do you know how much I paid for this gun?
What, are you going on safari or something?
What, are you going on safari or something?
What? No, wait!
What? No, wait!
What... What are you...
What... What are you...
What's it doing?
What's it doing?
What's the matter with him?
What's the matter with him?
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
What's the story this time? I don't know.
What's the story this time? I don't know.
What's your name, sir? My name?
What's your name, sir? My name?
What's your name, sir? My name?
What's your name, sir? My name?
What's your shoe size, Billers? Very funny.
What's your shoe size, Billers? Very funny.
When do we ever listen to silly old Jerry Seville?
When do we ever listen to silly old Jerry Seville?
When Ernie killed something and you didn't.
When Ernie killed something and you didn't.
When he's ready, pal. Jerome, do something, eh?
When he's ready, pal. Jerome, do something, eh?
When I was younger I used to have a good job working as a lab scientist.
When I was younger I used to have a good job working as a lab scientist.
When out of nowhere this humungous hairy thing
When out of nowhere this humungous hairy thing
When this mystery man known to us as, George Hen, appeared on the scene...
When this mystery man known to us as, George Hen, appeared on the scene...
When we get back? You bet.
When we get back? You bet.
Where are my precious little babies?
Where are my precious little babies?
Where do you think Claws came from?
Where do you think Claws came from?
Where is it now?
Where is it now?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Which was a little fire road off the I 90?
Which was a little fire road off the I 90?
Who came to our house today.
Who came to our house today.
Who deep down wants to believe you,
Who deep down wants to believe you,
Who is this? Do the words,
Who is this? Do the words,
Who? Bigfoot.
Who? Bigfoot.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Why can't you go back where you came from?
Why can't you go back where you came from?
Why would he part with a trophy like that?
Why would he part with a trophy like that?
Will this never end?
Will this never end?
Will this never end?
Will this never end?
Will you look at the size of this thing?
Will you look at the size of this thing?
With these enormous fangs and these giant hands, and he grabs me.
With these enormous fangs and these giant hands, and he grabs me.
Wonderful. No. Great. Really great.
Wonderful. No. Great. Really great.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Let's celebrate!
Wow! Let's celebrate!
Wrightwood ain't here.
Wrightwood ain't here.
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, it's my first blood.
Yeah, it's my first blood.
Yeah, it's my first blood.
Yeah, it's my first blood.
Yeah, only bigger, and it's always hungry.
Yeah, only bigger, and it's always hungry.
Yeah, this is going to hurt a little, okay?
Yeah, this is going to hurt a little, okay?
Yeah, this is going to hurt a little, okay?
Yeah, this is going to hurt a little, okay?
Yeah, well, I can.
Yeah, well, I can.
Yeah! It's so cute.
Yeah! It's so cute.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Here we are.
Yeah. Here we are.
Yes, I know but...
Yes, I know but...
Yes, I'm on my lunch break and I'm kind of in a hurry.
Yes, I'm on my lunch break and I'm kind of in a hurry.
Yes, of course you can.
Yes, of course you can.
Yes. We did run into something.
Yes. We did run into something.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
You are going to call in sick,
You are going to call in sick,
You being a flatlander, a city fellow,
You being a flatlander, a city fellow,
You can save your old man a few bucks.
You can save your old man a few bucks.
You can wash it down with a chocolate shake.
You can wash it down with a chocolate shake.
You could also try children's books! Right!
You could also try children's books! Right!
You did bring it.
You did bring it.
You didn't have to lie.
You didn't have to lie.
You don't know?
You don't know?
You drive a classic, you try to take good care of it, and some dumb animal...
You drive a classic, you try to take good care of it, and some dumb animal...
You got an M 16?
You got an M 16?
You hit a Bigfoot with your car... No! Yes.
You hit a Bigfoot with your car... No! Yes.
You just can't go around acting like one in this house!
You just can't go around acting like one in this house!
You just can't go around eating other people's corsages!
You just can't go around eating other people's corsages!
You killed them!
You killed them!
You know, it happened so fast.
You know, it happened so fast.
You know, it hasn't been easy with this pool and everything!
You know, it hasn't been easy with this pool and everything!
You know, like they're supposed to be, George.
You know, like they're supposed to be, George.
You know, your vacation. Bigfoot?
You know, your vacation. Bigfoot?
You know...
You know...
You let me stay here for one more hour and I'll show you me crazy.
You let me stay here for one more hour and I'll show you me crazy.
You make something happen... now.
You make something happen... now.
You might just change your mind when you've seen what I've seen.
You might just change your mind when you've seen what I've seen.
You stay right there.
You stay right there.
You take care of yourself now, okay?
You take care of yourself now, okay?
You want another? I ordered wrong.
You want another? I ordered wrong.
You were so scared shitless that you crashed your precious ten speed
You were so scared shitless that you crashed your precious ten speed
You were the first one to see that.
You were the first one to see that.
You?
You?
You'd see that they're still very much animals.
You'd see that they're still very much animals.
You'll love it. It's like a cave with a pool table.
You'll love it. It's like a cave with a pool table.
You're a butcher, Ernie.
You're a butcher, Ernie.
You're free, Little Bob. Go back to the wild.
You're free, Little Bob. Go back to the wild.
You're not gonna hurt him! I won't let you!
You're not gonna hurt him! I won't let you!
You're right, George, we'll always remember this as our first camping trip
You're right, George, we'll always remember this as our first camping trip
You're sick, too. We're all sick.
You're sick, too. We're all sick.
You're up near Index, right?
You're up near Index, right?
You've gotta go back where you belong now.
You've gotta go back where you belong now.
You've seen hundreds, thousands of pigeons, right?
You've seen hundreds, thousands of pigeons, right?
Yours was the fish. Here.
Yours was the fish. Here.
11484 Devon Drive.
11484 Devon Drive.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Pull over, Dad, she's gonna launch. Ernest.
Pull over, Dad, she's gonna launch. Ernest.
That lying bastard! Mom!
That lying bastard! Mom!
What? Mace? You idiot! Stand back.
What? Mace? You idiot! Stand back.
"...who she had earlier mistaken for a mouse!"
"...who she had earlier mistaken for a mouse!"
"and unnecessary end for the big fellow, "
"and unnecessary end for the big fellow, "
"for the big fellow?"
"for the big fellow?"
"I am not a fool!"
"I am not a fool!"
"It must have been the large hairy giant he saw running from the scene."
"It must have been the large hairy giant he saw running from the scene."
"resembling the legendary Bigfoot... Harry.
"resembling the legendary Bigfoot... Harry.
"Roughing it," George?
"Roughing it," George?
"She must have been put there by a huge, hairy, man like creature
"She must have been put there by a huge, hairy, man like creature
"The best things in life are supposed to be free."
"The best things in life are supposed to be free."
"Tomorrow is too late!"
"Tomorrow is too late!"
"Vital facts that could prevent a tragic
"Vital facts that could prevent a tragic
"We'll accept responsibility for him until a safe place can be found for him to be."
"We'll accept responsibility for him until a safe place can be found for him to be."

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