Snow Day (2000) Edit

A darkish shade of green, looks like brown. l'm on top of it.

A day that changed the lives of me and my family...forever.

A fast moving little system coming down from Canada,

A little dab'll do ya.

A man in serious need of a good flossing.

Al Martino bites the big one. That's what she wrote.

All l did was look at you.

All l see is a whiny little runt who's going back to school tomorrow. Too bad.

All right, but only a minute.

All right, let's make this quick. Give me the bird.

All right, one minute, okay.

All right, so l'm invisible.

All right, Trudy, don't you worry. Nobody's gonna hurt you this time.

All right, you brought Meltar! Where's his faithful sidekick Fangor?

All right, you want proof? Well, this is it.

All schools are officially closed for a snow day.

And got a second snow day.

And it forms what we meteorologists like to call...

And l'll be one of a million guys wishing Claire Bonner was their girlfriend.

And l'm the feeb who's been sent here to fetch her.

And that you can't go a whole day without diving,

And that you have the most amazing brown eyes l've ever seen.

And these hands are saying, happy sunny funtime ,

And this one...speaks for itself.

And to think we used to be afraid of this joker.

And what better way to say, ''Yeah, winter!'' than with a toboggan ride?

And you are?

And, of course, a big idiot dressed as a magic elf.

Anyway, let's pretend you like this guy. What do you know about him?

Anyway, let's pretend you like this guy. What do you know about him?

Are made from the braces of kids who didn't get out of his way.

Are you ready to party? l know l am. So, let's make the scene, Gene,

As who else ? Al Martino invites us to enter a world of fascination.

As for me...l stood on the threshold of a brave new world.

As for you, Mr Wonderful...

As more warm weather wiggles its way into our area. Back to you, Phyllis.

As soon as you tell everybody who really was there

Because of Shampoo , the killer whale. You love that whale.

Because you thought they were so cool?

Before him lay his last victim, the final unploughed street.

Believe me, this is more than anything l could've hoped for.

Bill?

Brandston!

Breathe, breathe. Easy, easy, nice and easy.

Briefcase, check. Commuter mug, check.

But l know that in your hearts you'll find a way to forgive me.

But luckily the deep end had other plans for me.

But ol' Chad was in the right place at the right time, once again!

But remember what Mummy said? When her work is done, we go outside.

But the truth is, l've already won. Yeah, l have.

But to us he's a snow day assassin.

But today, maybe l can change that.

But, Claire, you've gotta come with me. Hal's expecting you.

But...l like zebras.

Can Mrs Huffner do this?

Channel Six's Tom Brandston, or should l say, Old Man Weather?

Charge!

Chasing some girl. Don't even ask.

Check it out. French fry log cabin.

Cheer up. At least she watches your dad's station.

Chet's trying to break his all time record. Oh, man. You blew it!

Chuck doesn't think.

Chuck doesn't think.

Chuck! What do you want?

Chuck? He had his chance. Today, she's all mine.

Claire bear, it's me!

Claire bear! l've been looking all over for you!

Claire bear! What happened yesterday was...yesterday.

Claire, l know you're watching.

Claire! What's Chuck gonna think?

Climb aboard as we dip down underneath the clouds

Colliding with the warm flow we've been experiencing...

Come here.

Come on, Chet, go!

Come on, guys! Help!

Come on, Hal! Let me bring you back.

Come on, Lane, have a little faith. lt is a snow day.

Come on, Nats, we've got a truck to drive.

Come on, scoot down. Tomorrow is a school day.

Come on! Move it!

Come on.

Come on. lf you won't do it for me, do it for them.

Cool, huh?

Cool! Thanks.

Could you guys help me? lt's stuck.

Destructive, ignorant cretins. Metallica sucks.

Did Mrs Huffner give you that paint set you wanted for your birthday?

Disappear before you get free passes to the Chuck Wheeler House of Pain!

Do it so we can get out of here.

Do you want me to tell Mrs Huffner? Do you? ln the house, right now.

Don't even think about it!

Don't tell me you don't see a pattern. The bracelet, the break up...

Don't worry, Mum. There'll be other work days.

Don't worry. We meteorologists are trained for the unpredictable.

Dude, give her the bracelet. This is your big chance.

Due to circumstances, Mr Zellweger cannot be with us right now.

Eh...l borrowed him. Don't worry, l didn't scratch him or anything.

El Sucko, yeah.

Enjoying your day off? l know l sure am.

Enough is enough, you understand? Did you hear me?

Everybody else is taking the day off. Why can't we?

Fangor had abandoned me and there l was, up poop river without a paddle.

First one, my butt! Liar!

First thing l need is the quarterly earnings report.

For our exclusive Channel 1 0 3 D Dopeler radar.

For some reason she thinks you're cute.

Forget the video patch. Patch me through on the cellphone.

Great plan, guys, real great.

Great. You must be the guy the kids call Snowploughman.

Grown men weep.

Guy's getting way too cocky. Look, he's rubbing our faces in it.

Hal, Claire Bonner wouldn't spit on you if your hair was on fire.

Hal, you're starting to scare me.

He belongs to you now. You've earned him.

He hates drum machines. And he once gave mouth to mouth to a baby chick.

He's gonna lose a little blood. Yes, l know that's what...

He's gotta be stopped. What do you say, Hal?

He's off building some kind of shrine to Lady Claire.

He's really ticklish, l can tell you that. What else?

He's really ticklish, l can tell you that. What else?

Hee haw! Hee Haw!

Hello, birdie. Pretty birdie.

Hello, Syracuse! Winter is finally here, and you know what that means.

Hello?

Help me, please, l beg you!

Help! Help!

Her name was Claire Bonner. Was l obsessed?

Hey, babe. Hop in, everyone's waiting for us at the diner.

Hey, Dad!

Hey, get out of my plough!

Hey, Lane!

Hey, that's some car! l'd love to have that thing in my garage, wouldn't you?

Hey, what's that?

Hey, what've you got there?

Hey, you know...

Hey, zip, you're in luck. The House of Pain now delivers.

Hey!

Hi, honey, sweetie. Are you okay?

Hi, Nats. Anything out there?

Hi. You might think l'm crazy, Claire. That's okay.

Hot weather, a hot body. What more can you ask for?

How easy is this? We give him his bird, and he gives us an extra snow day.

How many times must l tell you? lt's Doctor Freon! Doctor!

How many years has he been putting everybody to sleep with that music?

It goes through a process that Tom knows well is classified information,

Just a ploughing term. Ma'am, there's a lot of kids on this list, so...

Just be careful, you two. There's a lot of bad out there.

Just get out of my room!

Just give him the bird. Please, l wanna go home!

Just give me one little minute.

Just hearing his name could make you wish you lived in Florida.

Just leave me alone.

Kids. As unpredictable as the weather.

Kinda caught you by surprise, didn't it? Caught a lot of people by surprise,

L also know that yesterday ''America's Dream Team'' broke up.

L can't believe l wasted a whole snow day on this.

L can't believe what l put her through today.

L can't go out with a leg jiggler. Besides, this thing with Claire is destiny.

L didn't say you could come in my room.

L don't know about this. Couldn't we just make a snowman?

L don't know, sweetheart. lt's been tough lately.

L don't wanna hear another word about that crappy bracelet.

L gave this to Claire. What are you doing with it?

L gotta go.

L guess that phone call must've been important.

L had my mind on more important things.

L had to walk the whole way! Look at my toes.

L hope that's no as in, Oh, no, please, Mr Snowploughman.

L know that your favourite gum is watermelon Bubblicious.

L know what Chuck is gonna say. Prepare to die, waste case.

L know what you mean. Get your blood running, huh? Do what you have to do.

L know you hardly even know the guy.

L know, l'm late again. l'm sorry.

L love you, Claire! l wanna stroke your hair.

L mean, yes.

L say we go for two...no, three!

L see. Well, Mummy doesn't know that story.

L think so. lt's getting colder out. The needle moved.

L thought l could do it without Hal. l guess l was wrong.

L thought this was supposed to be a day off.

L wanna go outside. Mrs Huffner lets us go outside at school.

L want you to come in here right now! Come in here!

L was wondering, you doing anything?

L was wondering. That story about how you frequently grind kids into road salt...

L wonder if in Hawaii instead of snow days they have lava days.

L wonder what people say when they hear about Claire falling in love with me.

L wouldn't wanna be you in about two minutes.

L'd expect nothing else from the area's number one meteorologist.

L'll be back in just a second! Talk to me.

L'll call you back.

L'm an isosceles triangle! Big target! Come on!

L'm Chuck Wheeler. l go out with Claire Bonner.

L'm completely snowed in here.

L'm going for the keys.

L'm gonna ask my friends to give me just a little push. l said a little one!

L'm here at Slupperton Hill, or as the kids like to call it, Suicide Hill.

L'm just waiting for the right moment.

L'm so good. You're on in two minutes. See ya, bye.

L'm sorry, Dad, but it's just that this girl is just...so, you know, she's just...

L'm sorry. l didn't introduce you to my friend Steve!

L'm sorry. lt's just so funny!

L'm sure you learned that the upper atmospheric shift that we had last night

L'm toast.

L've got the jelly filled Snownut.

Lane, this snow day has given me a second chance with Claire.

Lane! Lane!

Lane! Wait, please, we gotta talk!

Last time l checked, meteorologists wore pants!

Last time l checked, we were number three in a three station market.

Lce sculptures! Kids are whacking and carving and chipping away.

Led to the sudden two point drop in the Fleeber lndex.

Legend has it his tyre chains

Let him go!

Let me up, we gotta talk! Claire, l'm begging you.

Let's go, Wayne.

Let's go. Keep it moving.

Let's say l know the exact number of times she blinks per minute.

Lf it snows.

Lf you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed.

Lf you can't hunt with the big dogs, you better sit on the porch with the pups!

Lf you don't play dead, you're gonna be dead.

Lf you wanna go out, why don't you go with Patty Krone?

Lf you wanna wear pants, get Symmonz's ratings.

Liar! Who was first? Who was it?

Like l'm gonna tell you. You're a zero! You're nothing! A zip!

Ln Hawaiian that means, the hands tell a story.

Ln the bathroom stall. Some weird girl with a dog collar and a snake tattoo.

Look out, Asian carbonated beverage market. Here comes trouble.

Look. Tomorrow everything goes back to normal,

Looks like you're the one with the reflexes of a dead cow.

Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny.

Ls that the best you got? ls it?

Ls that what you think it is? Man, you're dumb!

Ls this the anything you had in mind?

Lsn't it amazing what some kids will do just to earn a merit badge?

Lt doesn't matter if l don't plough this street. The other streets are ploughed.

Lt sure is.

Lt was Easter. My mum got the bright idea of bringing chicks for everyone.

Lt was kinda cute till they started dying, which they did after we named them.

Lt was...it was...

Lt would seem that it is l who has the oxygen depriving sleeper hold.

Lt would seem that your brother is something of a Nimrod, is he not?

Lt'll snow.

Lt's a day kids live for. Schools close, roads disappear,

Lt's a snow day, Claire. Anything can happen.

Lt's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 1 0 minutes.

Lt's all sweaty!

Lt's called a ''snow day''.

Lt's Doppler radar, you moron.

Lt's just a story, right?

Lt's just not the anything that's supposed to happen.

Lt's not crappy.

Lt's not Shampoo , you blowhole! lt's Shamu.

Lt's on Mummy's bed.

Lt's up to you, Natalie. Gather your forces.

Lt's your favourite animal. The whale!

Lucky Troll doll, check.

Mahuuna aui!

Makes me sick! Swarms of vermin.

Man oh man of La Mancha! You hit Principal Weaver!

Man, how could l have been so stupid?

Man, l love this part!

May l borrow that chisel? Oh, come on. Want the mike?

May l have your attention?

Maybe it'll work better for you.

Maybe you don't believe in true love, but l do.

Meet Principal Ken Weaver,

Mr Zellweger, please! lt's an emergency!

Mrs Huffner brings in a real donkey.

Mrs Huffner tells us the story about the pokey little puppy.

Mum gave me this when l started out at the station. A good luck charm.

Mum may have lost a chance to swim with the sharks,

Must muster the courage of 1 0 principals. Must get home.

My name is Hal. You don't know me but l know you.

My own little blue car.

My sister Natalie says anything can happen on a snow day.

Natalie? Natalie Brandston? Why, is she in trouble?

Nats, since we're gonna have another snow day tomorrow,

Neither rain nor sleet nor... What's the last one, Mr Hebert?

Next a story of a man who sued himself and won!

Next time you can get your own ketchup!

No as in, You've stolen your last snow day from us!

No matter how brave you thought you were,

No way. This is the year Hal and l said we'd take him down.

No, don't leave me here! l don't wanna die with my pants down!

No, it won't .

No, l'm sorry. He wants to swim with the sharks,

No, no, no!

No, no, Randy. Stay right where you are.

No, not Clementine! Come back here!

No, that's not what happened.

No, they can't do this to us.

No, they can't do this to us.

NO! !

No! You can't take Clementine!

No? No, huh? Okay, all right.

No. Who am l as a person?

No... No. No!

Nobody messes with Roger Stubblefield.

Not any more.

Now that you're done ploughing, we might do a little un ploughing!

Oh, and, l forgot one.

Oh, boy. Well, l guess you know what you have to do.

Oh, brother.

Oh, great. That's just great.

Oh, honey...

Oh, honey...

Oh, is that Wayne Alworth? Hi, honey!

Oh, l forgot. l brought you something.

Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!

Oh, no...

Oh, no...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oooh...

Oh... That's not supposed to be there.

Oh...no, no, no, it's a...

Okay, clean Mummy's clothes. Okay.

Okay, here we go. Take the project file, open...

Okay, okay.

Okay, Roger.

Okay, that's a good idea. We'll leave Randy here by himself.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there lived a little prince...

One last question. What flavour gum do l chew?

Only you can unleash the rage of a hundred snow days

Oooh... Now l'm scared! Oohh!

Or should l say, West Buuuurlington Street,

Otherwise known as water.

Patch me in when everyone in Beijing is ready, okay?

Personally, l think it was the right move.

Please don't roll over me like a human speed bump.

Please. Easiest buck l ever made in my life.

Power pearls, on.

Prepare to taste the flame of justice, Freon.

Pretty much mostly girls.

Put some oomph into it, Wayno!

Quick, let's reload. This man's asking for it.

Quite a ladies' man, aren't you? Craig will be hurting you today.

Quitters will be cast into the flaming pit of death!

Randy honey, is that any way to treat your head?

Randy, outside. Randy? Randy!

Randy, sweetheart! What are you... l got him a paint set for his birthday...

Randy, where are you, honey? Don't hide from Mummy.

Remember in sixth grade when you wore those rainbow suspenders all year

Remember where l got this for you? At Aqualand?

Run for your lives!

Run!

Seriously, hands off the merchandise, okay?

She saw what she was missing. Me, Hal Brandston, Mr Smooth.

Snow day, snow day, snow day! Anything can happen, Hal.

Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!

Snow! !

Snow. Come on. Well...

Snowploughman, l mean, Mr Snowploughman,

Snowploughman, there's someone here who wants to say hi to you.

Snowploughman!

Snowploughman.

Snowploughman.

So there's Hal on his hands and knees giving mouth to mouth to my bird!

So you guys think l'm invisible?

So, anything can happen on a snow day.

So, how was l?

So, this is the high dive. Sure is...high.

So, today, if you're wondering what to do next, try something new. Me.

So, what's our quest today?

So...to continue in the party mood...

Some of these guys came all the way from Rochester.

Sorry to interrupt your afternoon, ma'am, but...

Sorry you can't join us! lt's gonna be a real hoo hah!

Sorry, but there's something l gotta do.

Sorry, Chuck, l can't hear you!

Sorry, Meltar, l blew it.

Spider monkeys?

Stop it! You've gotten better than you were last year.

Surprise.

Take a look at that. Right here in Syracuse

Take me to her now!

Take that, Mrs Huffner.

Take the mike. lt's for your own good! l'm telling you! l just wanna...

Tell me a story.

Than with a brand new pair of skate guards. On sale in the main office.

Thank you and goodnight, everybody!

Thank you, Sally and Ken. We're here on West Burlington Street,

That are pretty popular among... well, freaks.

That can't be right.

That concludes the list of closings for today.

That could've been, that should've been...if not for him.

That dive told me that she's looking for a new love in her life.

That it has. Maybe we've got a little low pressure heading our way.

That love is about finding someone you can stand to be around for 1 0 minutes?

That storm really fooled me last night. How did you call it? l'd like to know.

That's actually a kind of... Well, it's a technical term.

That's dandy, honey. That's wonderful! That's cool.

That's funny. Very funny.

That's not the wind!

That's not the wind.

That's right, Brandston! Just walk away...chicken.

That's what you said to me on TV this morning.

The day will come when Claire will see what she's been missing.

The Eskimos have exactly eleven words for snow.

The ever popular Moonball. The last thing he sees is you mooning him.

The fact that we're both big fans of whales.

The first thing you need is a stun gun for your kid.

The following are closed for today:

The guide kept telling us to gaze at the wonders of the deep.

The kids have a lot of different names for me but you can call me Roger.

The man who was number one on every kid's winter hit parade.

The office is closed down, and you make me come to work.

The problem is, you can never make a perfect snow angel.

The snow melts, the schools open and everything returns to normal,

The water crystallises and a pretty brilliant thing happens.

Then enlighten me. How does that work into your plans?

Then how come you have a whale charm on your bracelet?

Then how come you have a whale charm on your bracelet?

Then, if all goes well, the temperature drops below freezing,

Then, l guess she won't see me when l do this.

There on Andromeda, things looked bleak. l, too, had lost a partner.

There's always gonna be that handprint when you climb out.

Therefore, wear the skirt or hit the bricks.

They had the glass bottom boat, remember?

They say the only thing he loves is his bird, Trudy.

They want real weather from the only guy who knows what he's doing.

They want someone who can juggle fire and make cool noises.

Think of it, Hal. Two in a row. We've never had two in a row before.

This better not stain my coat.

This dollar is yours if you let it ring.

This is the story of one of those days.

This is where it begins.

This isn't funny. Mummy will let you paint anything you want.

This one almost caught us by surprise, but we were right on top of it.

This was gonna be the year. The prize, the legendary Second Snow Day.

This.

Three snow days and l get to drive his truck!

Tina, people don't want this Frosty the Weatherman stuff. They don't .

Titan Tool & Dye, the Carousel Mall...

To adults, he's just a creepy guy with a plough named ''Darling Clementine'',

To help stop the bleeding, apply pressure directly to the wound.

To let a little snow get in the way of 42 percent global market share. lt'll be fun!

To people like her, people like you are invisible.

To the kitchen. l'm gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich.

Today is really, really...shaping up.

Today is today. A day to go skating.

Tom Brandston.

Tom Brandston.

Tom, don't do this.

Tom, l know this is hard on your dignity, but unless we beat Chad Symmonz...

Tom...

Trudy, why don't you take it from here? Atta girl. Here we go, baby.

Trudy!

Trudy! Are you okay, baby? They haven't hurt you yet, have they, honey?

Trudy... Trudy! Trudy!

Two atoms of hydrogen bond with a single atom of oxygen to form H20,

Uh, that's gotta sting.

Unbelievable.

Us ? l don't see any us here.

Wait a second. You're gonna waste a snow day on some girl?

Wayne, l'd be careful about eating too much of that stuff.

We get our friend back and you give us a second snow day.

We gotta get going. Got a lot of un ploughing to do.

We have worked too hard and too long

We were in the middle of one of those freakishly warm winters

We, on the other hand, we only have one word and that word is...

We'll be right back with a live Channel Six weather...

We'll get this back on your lovely ankle without delay.

We're gonna be rockin' the old Casbah with...woah...sixty degrees.

We've been dating three years. What do you really know about me?

Welcome to the Chet and Wayne House of Pain.

Well, how about this?

Well, just a bunch of the kids signed up for free plough rides.

Well, look who's here!

Well, thank you. Hey...

Well, the beaver's nice. That about wraps it up here, Phyllis. Back to you.

Well... lt's perfectly normal.

Weren't you going to save the universe?

What are those things that have bright red butts? Baboons!

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Daydreaming?

What do you need? Standard Slushball , always dependable.

What do you think she's gonna do? Hug you, lick your ear and call you Bunky ?

What do you think you're doing?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want me to say? l lost, evil won, the end.

What have l told you about playing with these? They're collectibles.

What if l might actually think this guy is cute?

What if l might actually think this guy is cute?

What if you might be on the verge of committing total social suicide?

What if you might be on the verge of committing total social suicide?

What is this? Frank, pan off him. Pan off him, Frank!

What kind of sicko!

What mind blowing thing didn't you get to do today?

What?

What? l can't hear you.

What? No!

What'd you expect? They always get back together.

What's going on?

When the blizzard of the century came knocking at our door, Chad.

Whenever there's weather that affects our area, l'll be there first.

Where in the name of the seventh sun are you going?

Where this record breaking snowfall hasn't kept my fans from coming on out.

Where's Claire? Did Miss Fantasy shoot you down? Gee, what a surprise.

Where's this mook, anyway? He should be here by now.

While my mission had just begun, Snowploughman's was nearly over.

While we're still in a romantic mood, skaters are reminded

Who was there first when the blizzard of the century came?

Who's the man? You're the man. Come on.

Why did you buy me a whale? l've always wanted to know.

Why do l have to be the decoy? l'm the one who got the ketchup.

Why don't you tell everybody here... Tell us where this comes from.

Winter Wonderland, my butt...

With all those layers, if you had to go to the bathroom, it could be close.

With the fate of the universe hanging in the balance, l remembered a saying.

Wow...heavy. Okay, well, eh...

Yeah, Chad. Tell us.

Yeah, Nona. Hi, it's me.

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

Yeah!

Yeah? Well, not technically.

Yeah.

Yes, she does.

Yes, you're a pretty birdie.

You are so dead.

You came just in time. Glad you're here!

You can get back to me on that. No rush.

You can paint Mummy blue! Please, don't do this.

You dimwits actually think you clobbered me!

You don't return my calls. You won't talk to me.

You get the head, l get the crowbar.

You got 1 0 minutes?

You got it, girl! Yeah.

You got to wear pants again...

You gotta be kidding me! Beat it, dips! Got that, Korn?

You have defied the mighty Meltar for the last time.

You have my bracelet?

You have my bracelet?

You kids wanna play rough? l invented rough!

You know what Meltar says, Listen to the wind!

You know what we can do today? Start an avalanche.

You know when you're making a snow angel and...

You know, girls and...

You know, someone bold, fresh...sexy.

You know, the...

You know? Nature's gentle giant.

You know? Nature's gentle giant.

You little... All right, okay. Wanna fight? Mummy will give you a fight.

You made this for me? Why?

You made this for me? Why?

You might wanna look at this. We taped the Channel 1 0 feed and...

You never really know how a snow day is going to turn out,

You said anything can happen.

You saved my butt! He was gonna kill me!

You should see what he can do when he's really trying.

You should've seen me. lt was unbelievable.

You think l ate a sandwich the day on Andromeda when l got ambushed?

You wanna come up?

You want her? Come get her, dirtbag!

You wanted to wear pants, you're wearing pants.

You will be! Listen to the wind!

You... l'm gonna get you.

You're a pretty birdie. Hello.

You're Claire Bonner and l'm Chuck Wheeler. America's dream team.

You're driving Snowploughman's truck?

You're not the only guy who knew they broke up.

You're on in two minutes, Mr Sunshine.

You're pathetic.

You're wrong. People will find out who predicted the storm first,

Your favourite animal is a chimpanzee. You're absolutely crazy about chimps.

..if l could find your daughter... Sorry. Sure...

Actually, we did. What?

All right. See you at the house. Okay.

And when she kissed me... She kissed you?

And? Stranded there alone,

Are you catching any of this? Oh, yeah.

Because you're lactose intolerant? Quiet! Can't you see l'm talking?

Before, when you kissed me... Hal.

Bill, what are you doing here? Word gets around, dude.

But l gotta go solo today, all right? That's okay. l don't need you anyway.

But l like zebras. A minor setback.

But we're a team. And we always will be.

Chuck, can l ask you a question? Ask away.

Chuck, what colour are my eyes? They're green, of course.

Claire Bonner. Who's she? Just this girl. You don't know her.

Come on, Mum. Snowball fight! This isn't happening...

Come on. No!

Could you get in your van and go? Sure, l'll go.

Dad, is it ever gonna snow? Aw...

Don't rub it in. Love you. Sweet dreams.

Fire! Randall Todd Brandston, stop that.

Forget it. lt doesn't matter. Yes, it does.

Gentle giants. What's not to love? Exactly.

Give me the Snownut. Oh, man. l gotta whiz!

Give me the Wayne. The bird.

Go away. Claire bear.

Go away. l have nothing to say. Would you just listen?

Hal... My spine. Help, l can't feel my legs.

Hal's not here so... Snowball. Now.

He's been acting all weird lately. He has a lot on his mind.

Hey, beautiful day, isn't it? Give me a break!

Hey, Principal Weaver. Hey, kids.

Hey, where do you think you're going? No!

How did you know l'd be here? You couldn't go a day without diving.

Just call it a hunch, Tom. A hunch?

Just catching snowflakes. Did they taste good? lt's getting late.

l can explain. What's he doing with your bracelet?

l don't wanna talk about that. Ever. Would you just hear me?

l guess not. Do you know why?

l needed some time to think. What is there to think about?

l really don't like him. He's not a fun guy.

l said you first first. So?

l said you first first. So?

l swear. lt's all right.

l told you to lay down the rug. We will.

l tried to stop her. l really did. Stop who from doing what?

l'm a terrible mother, l know. Right again.

l've got a bracelet to return. No, no.

Last year it was El Niño, this year... El Sucko.

Laura! l've got it! Yes!

Let's move. He was here first. We're not going anywhere.

ln LA they get off on bad hair days. l heard that, too.

lt that why he has an ankle bracelet? Could be. Could be.

lt was kinda like that. l know what l'm doing, okay?

lt's now or never. l'll go with now!

Mahuuna aui? lt means kiss my butt.

Mrs Brandston! Yeah, that's actually Wayne.

Natalie? Hey, Fangor.

No way. Then we keep the bird, you keep him.

Not always. lt's perfect.

Not yet. What do you want from me?

Nothing happened between us. She'll never leave me.

Now, get out of my way! No!

Of course, Tom. Anyhow... There is no Fleeber lndex, Chad.

Oh, man. l thought you were Chuck. lt's me.

Oh... Your little Natalie is next in line.

Randy, call security! Yes, sir.

Remember l said l didn't need you? l guess you weren't kidding.

Sell them? You can't split us up. Teams split up all the time. lt happens.

Show Mum. Wow.

So, how was everybody's day? Good.

So, you escaped the House of Pain. Oh, yeah, it was no big deal.

That's comforting. Here he comes.

That's enough from you, Mr Freon. That's Doctor Freon. Doctor.

The kids really love to toot the horn. What's he writing?

The Wayne! The bird!

The Wayne! The Wayne! The bird! The bird!

There's no way l can stay home. lt's not about giving you a break.

They're frozen, like ''Tater Tots''. Nona, what was l supposed to do?

Tom Brandston. Sorry, l couldn't hear that one.

Tom, it's okay! Who was first? Just one. Liar!

Tough break back there with Claire. Nothing l can't handle.

Whales? Yeah.

What are you doing? What is all this? Wasn't it you who said

What do you know? What flavour gum does she chew?

What do you say? We broke up!

What do you think of all this snow? lt's great!

What kid on TV? Him.

What kind of a bogus question is that? Kid on TV knew.

What, snow? Snow.

What's going on? Where's Hal? Football field.

What's the problem? Oh, my gosh. ln the ladies' room.

Who am l? You're my woman.

Who was it, Chad? Yeah, Chad?

Who will defend the universe? The universe will be just fine.

Why does he have my bracelet? Destiny. Pure destiny.

Yeah. The cold front... Can't learn it in a weatherman school.

Yeah... Randall!

Yes, but not technically. Let's talk. Yes. Technically.

You don't wanna know. Yes, Lane, l do.

You first. You first!

You were great. l'm a meteorologist, Tina.

You. Leaving. Now. l'm going.

You're a fraud. Well, you're a joke, Tom. A joke.

You're a loser! Yeah!

You're a real romantic. This is gonna end in flames.

You're not wasting your day. l know it.

You've got the reflexes of a dead cow. Oh, yeah?

..and finally, the weekly poker game at my house.

..and finally, the weekly poker game at my house.

..because l'm not...

..invisible.

..l was wondering if you could tell me where l can find your daughter.

..l'd like to make a special snow day dedication to Claire Bonner.

..or not.

..snow.

..the Health Farm, Fromlin's Corduroy Shop...

..there's always that handprint you make when you climb out?

..we're stuck.

..you got your life back...

..you wanna make it perfect but you can't because...

''l lost, evil won, boo hoo hoo. ''

(AL MARTlNO SONG PLAYlNG )

(CELLPHONE RlNGS )

(HORN BLARES )

(PHONE RlNGS )

(PHONE STlLL RlNGlNG )

(ROCK MUSlC )

(SCREAMlNG )

(SlNGLE WHlSTLE)

(SPEAKS HAWAllAN)

(SQUAWK!)

(TRUDY SQUAWKS, SNOWPLOUGHMAN SQUAWKS BACK)

(TV) Let it snow, let it snow.

(WHlSTLE)

# A rose must be made With the sun and the rain

# And it might have ended right there at the start... #

# And l just can't contain

# For its loving promise Won't come true... #

# l've been waiting for a girl like you

# l've been waiting for a girl like you

# lt was fascination, l know

# Nothing but blue skies for me. Are you going to school... #

# Oh, my darling Clementine...#

# Oh, there's no snow for you Oh, there's no snow for you

# She was lost and gone forever Dreadful sorry, Clementine #

# There she goes

# There she goes There she goes again... #

# This feeling that remains

# To come into my life