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Dog Eat Dog (2016) "Dog Eat Dog" is a thrilling and darkly comedic crime film released in 2016. Directed by Paul Schrader,

Dog Eat Dog (2016)

"Dog Eat Dog" is a thrilling and darkly comedic crime film released in 2016. Directed by Paul Schrader, the film is based on the novel of the same name by Edward Bunker. Starring an incredible cast led by Nicolas Cage, Willem Dafoe, and Christopher Matthew Cook, this movie takes viewers on a wild and twisted ride through the criminal underworld.

The story revolves around three ex-convicts who are attempting to turn their lives around by taking on a high-paying job that promises to deliver them from a life of crime. Nicolas Cage portrays Troy, a wild and unpredictable criminal with a desperate desire to become a good father. Opposite him, Willem Dafoe delivers a standout performance as Mad Dog, a drug-addicted and volatile ex-convict who struggles to contain his violent tendencies. Lastly, Christopher Matthew Cook shines as Diesel, a more level-headed member of the trio who harbors a deep loyalty to his friends.

The trio's plan seems simple enough: kidnap the baby of a wealthy businessman and hold him for ransom. However, as they delve deeper into the criminal underworld, they quickly find themselves in over their heads. Their initial hopes for a clean getaway quickly spiral out of control, leading to a series of unforeseen and explosive events that threaten not only their lives but also their newfound freedom.

The film is a character-driven exploration of the thin line between freedom and captivity, loyalty and betrayal, and ultimately, the chaotic nature of the human condition. It delves into the psyche of these ex-convicts as they navigate a world governed by their own violent impulses, corrupt authorities, and dangerous criminals.

With its stylized visuals, including vibrant colors and inventive camera work, "Dog Eat Dog" creates a unique and immersive viewing experience. The infusion of dark humor adds an unexpected layer to the film, creating moments of levity amidst the intense and often gruesome narrative.

The movie's exceptional cast brings their A-game, delivering performances filled with raw emotion and a captivating blend of vulnerability and ferocity. Nicolas Cage's portrayal captures Troy's complexity, highlighting his desire for redemption while wrestling with his own demons. Willem Dafoe perfectly embodies Mad Dog's unhinged and unpredictable nature, exuding a raw intensity that is both captivating and unsettling. Christopher Matthew Cook's portrayal of Diesel brings a grounded perspective to the trio, acting as a moral compass amidst the chaos surrounding them.

The film's unique score, created by composer We are the Night, adds a haunting and visceral element to the viewing experience. The music perfectly complements the film's themes and enhances the overall atmosphere of tension and unease. The sound design further immerses the audience in the visceral world of "Dog Eat Dog," enhancing the impact of every moment and heightening the suspense.

"Dog Eat Dog" is a darkly humorous and unapologetically violent exploration of the criminal underworld. With its outstanding cast, innovative visuals, and visceral sound design, it offers a thrilling and intense viewing experience. Whether you're a fan of crime films, black comedy, or simply looking for a unique and gripping story, "Dog Eat Dog" is a must-watch. You can play and download these sounds here to further immerse yourself in the raw and unsettling world of this cinematic gem.
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A couple of bucks out of this, but Chepe's gonna be pissed.
A fucking plus.
A loan collection group is not a bad job.
A lot of people are gonna be really pissed.
A police representative now confirms the deaths
A real scumbag.
Actually, my mom and dad took me to Niagara Falls once.
Ain't nobody gonna be home.
All I know is this fuckin' chick can identify all of us.
All right, cool, cool. Just turn right here.
All right, did you get your phone charged?
All right, guys, let's meet tomorrow afternoon, two o'clock, Kosar's.
All right, hey.
All right, I mean, like...
All right, I mean, look,
All right, I'll go call Grecco.
All right, I'll see ya tomorrow at ten.
All right, I'll take that pistol.
All right, man, but y'all better not be on no bullshit.
All right, man, but y'all better not be on no bullshit.
All right, okay, okay!
All right, shut the fuck up and get in the car.
All right, this is the game plan.
All right, this is the game plan.
All right, uh, meet me in the morning.
All right, we've got the kid, we've got the nanny, it's all good.
All right, you know what? You know what?
All right, you'll be fine, baby. All right, gentlemen, let's go.
All we want... heck, all anybody wants, is justice.
All you felt was that cold concrete with boogers and jizz on it.
An ounce, not a lot, but it was packaged for sale,
And a lot of times I don't like me either.
And anything other than that, you're a piece of shit.
And as soon as he pays it, he gets the kid back, okay?
And buggin' the shit out of 'em, motherfucker!
And goin' back and forward, and do over, yeah, absolute.
And he poisons my drink with his two fat fucking ice cubes.
And he says, Well, yeah, ya do, but a stretched out version of him.
And I can tell you're a good person, too.
And I don't feel safe and I have to leave now.
And I got you... I got you a little extra...
And I just want ya to know that I really admire it.
And I promise you, the only person who's gonna go down outta this is gonna be me.
And I said it'd be a bad move for me to hit the fuckin' bartender.
And I want you to be frank 'cause I really do respect you.
And I'm the one that brought the Dog into this.
And I'm the one that vouched for him.
And I'm willin' to do that.
And if we don't call right away, don't panic, don't do anything, don't call anybody,
And it's like a real cone of silence. Just between you and me, right?
And it's like she... She wants the worst thing to happen.
And make myself a person that doesn't make me
And mine ain't any worse than yours is, and I ain't in any less in control
And my vote is that we should do this because this is no kind of life.
And now that shit's on eBay.
And really can't picture Chepe and Grecco
And she envied him 'cause he was, like,
And so, somebody like that? You owe a lifetime.
And so, with the drug beef piled up on top of the attempted violent escape,
And some methed out lunatic is trying to break into your house
And that's it, and then I'm outta here.
And the kid, the kid too, the fucking kid.
And the two reflect each other and bounce off the white of the plane.
And then I'm gonna eat your booty, baby.
And then it's too late, but don't do 'em any favors.
And then there's special people that just know,
And then what happens?
And there was Diesel.
And they didn't notice you wasn't wearing your shower flip flops in your downtime,
And they fuck up the most basic shit.
And they're gonna get very upset if they see anything weird or they hear anything weird.
And this was the time with Nirvana and Alice In Chains and whatnot.
And we aren't gonna get that by being some $10 an hour monkey
And we'll head down the road.
And we're close.
And you don't ever hear from 'em again.
And you had this fuckin' look in your eye like,
And you have absolutely no idea how to fuckin' control your emotions.
And you just erased it.
And you know what?
And, I guess what I'm sayin' is...
Are you fuckin' kidding me with this shit?
Asking about the homework assignment with the cupcakes?
Aw, shit, bro, haven't you ever done sanitation?
Baby seat. Just keep the baby down real low.
Bad Dog!
Bail is denied.
Because I'm willin' to alter those things because I believe in redemption, right?
Because the management has determined that when people drink drinks without ice,
Because they are structurally bent on their own self destruction
Because your husband had one of his thugs watchin' you, and he got shot.
Because, well, it's like an organism.
Been a long time problem.
Before the cops would pinch me again.
Before we split, I wanna have a sit down with you, okay?
Big ole gaudy thing, and it needs renovatin'.
Bitch can never be proud of me either.
Blackjack.
Bluer than your eyes blue.
Bogart was the best, the king.
Bro, he loves me.
But he does have a good point.
But he's got a lot of good ideas.
But I didn't know who Taylor Swift was.
But I just wanna say this, and I'm not tryin' to be melodramatic.
But I know a guy, my wife's cousin...
But I will try to cool him off, Troy.
But I'll make it worth your while, 'cause I know how to do it right.
But it colors shit a bit.
But my feeling is, where we stand right now,
But not in the hood.
But the more people that have them makes the world a safer place.
But the red fucking jeans that hug the Element's leg,
But this guy had the contacts and the inside info to make dreams come true.
But we've painted ourselves into a corner, and now, we have to paint ourselves out.
But what I wanted to tell ya is,
But what you gotta understand is, I know this guy in a very particular way.
But, failing that...
But, on the other hand, you didn't try to cheat him
But, this is where you come in,
But, you know, that... It's fuckin' Sheila, man.
Buys himself a big ole house in Brantlow,
Can I get ya somethin'?
Can I just ask you one thing, a logistical thing?
Can I see your driver's license, please?
Can you shut this baby up?
Can't say as I'm surprised.
Carjack some old guy like some ****** from the projects?
Carmen, I was gonna get you the face cream...
Carmen!
Carmen?
Cassette's in the console.
Charlene, don't tell no lies.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Chocolate milk, a cock to suck on?
Chris don't do shit but lay around all day,
Church music, spirituals.
Come here, gimme a big bear hug, come here.
Come on, baby. We'll have a nice night.
Come on, Deuce, man, open the fuckin' door!
Come on, man, I don't need to.
Come on.
Creamy body scrub with hand dredged organic sea salts.
Cute little place, too.
Damn sure.
Damn, dude.
Deal?
Did you guys happen to encounter a problem at that house?
Did you know your registration was a month out of date?
Did you wanna go there with me?
Didn't work out.
Diesel is just a guy, you know.
Diesel, I understand what you're saying,
Diesel, I understand what you're saying,
Dis!
Dis. No.
Do my spreadsheets for church.
Do you have any narcotics or a weapon?
Do you mind if I take a look inside your car?
Do you think I look like Humphrey Bogart?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you want my badge? Get behind this shit.
Dog killed a million dollar goose?
Dog, Dog.
Dog, would you please just keep an eye on her.
Dog, you got a place to put the body, right?
Dog!
Dog! Come on, let's grab him.
Don't be nasty.
Don't hurt me! Stop!
Don't kill anybody unless you have to.
Don't like any?
Don't move, Mister!
Don't point that thing at us.
Driver's license.
Dude stole this spare donut tire off the back of some dude's jeep...
Dude, get his wallet. Let's find out who he is.
Dude, go down, go ask the manager.
Dude, I know all of C town, better than anybody.
Eatin' fuckin' fingers, watchin' that Housewives shit.
El Grecco, the Greek.
Empty calories.
End of all of this shit.
Everybody has their own damage and malfunction and whatnot.
Everybody self medicates.
Everyone has their own fucked upness.
Everyone's down to their last nickel right now, so...
Everyone's got their own form of preparation, all right?
Evie can't do nothin' for you now, man.
Face the car, put your hands behind your head.
Felt like these huge arms, felt like your mom
Find out where and when he wants us to pick up the dough.
Five character flaws that I can do a reboot on.
For a guy who comes out with felony strikes,
For hookin' this little adventure up.
For instance, what do you do for a living, Mr. McCain?
For Mad Dog and Diesel if, you know,
For me.
Former friend, actually.
Freeze on that.
Freeze!
Fuck me!
Fuck no, 100 percent not.
Fuck you!
Fuck, man!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! What the fuck are you doin'?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuckin' crazy.
Fuckin' Dog, Jesus Christ.
Fuckin' stepped in some shit.
Fuckin' thing that you always hear about.
Get down on the floor, face down, face down.
Get his wallet, get his fuckin' wallet.
Get out!
Get the fuck in here now!
Get the fuck in here! Get the fuck in here!
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck outta here, go on! Get the fuck outta here!
Get the fuck outta here, that's right!
Get the fuck outta my business.
Get the fuck outta the car.
Get us some cop uniforms?
Gimme five minutes, just five minutes to get my groove on, and then we're outta here.
Girls up front say he showed up in that red Jag over there.
Give me my Chevron card back now!
Givin' you the biggest hug ever.
Go ahead.
Go get cleaned up, I'll cook dinner, but this is it, okay?
Go on, get the fuck out before I paint the wall with ya!
Go to work, Reg.
Goddamn right I didn't.
Good to see ya again.
Got a little puss on the side.
Got any music?
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Great question.
Guy who has a past, guy whose made mistakes.
Ha!
Hang on, I'll take the wheel, you folks sit in back.
Have 'em send it upstairs. Let's go.
Have you ever been to Nice?
Have you ever heard of a gemstone called Black Tourmaline?
Havin' somebody blow smoke in your mouth is like...
He ain't gonna believe that shit.
He ain't never gonna be able to get it back on his own.
He buys himself a house up in Rocky River.
He don't keep anything worth shit up at the Rocky River house,
He had a bunch of knife wounds to the heart.
He has, like, a Mexican mom, an Irish dad, and he's a totally Latin lookin' dude,
He just did it, like that.
He knew my parole was coming up and he took this fall for me.
He knows we're gonna call the police the minute he gets away.
He likes to drive a Beamer seven.
He needs some money the wife don't know about.
He said he wasn't gonna bust you if you open the door.
He says to my friend, the Armenian, he says, Hey, Mr. Cracker.
He talks like that, says, Mr. Cracker, if you're so smart and I'm so dumb,
He wouldn't do that.
He's a squirrely guy, but now he has a problem.
He's a stubborn fucking pig headed beaner.
He's gonna help me edit my album.
He's got a 300 pound fool he calls a bouncer.
He's got a one year old out in the Heights.
Hello?
Hello?
Help.
Here, count it.
Here.
Here's a pen so you can write down the combination.
Hey, bro, look at this.
Hey, dude, it's me. Open the door.
Hey, go right ahead.
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, call Evie, man, tell her to come bail me out this motherfucker.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, wait a minute, hold up, hold up.
Hey, I'm Madeline.
Hey, it's me.
Hey, love birds, did my friend, Hannah, call here
Hey, man, I could win a goddamn Grammy, and she would act like it ain't shit, man.
Hey, man, where the fuck we at?
Hey, man, you keep throwin' around numbers like 500,000 here,
Hey, man.
Hey, Melissa, what's going on?
Hey, old rich ****a. You done shoulda paid your tickets!
Hey, pussy, you had enough?
Hey, this ain't my trap house, man.
Hey, Vladimir Putin may come here, take off his shirt, and they have to do something.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
His jacket's all messed up.
His mom needed an eye operation, shit like that.
Hmm.
How 'bout I just send you a cellphone video of me beatin' his fuckin' ass?
How 'bout it's two o'clock in the morning
How about some extra TLC for $300?
How much you think that's worth?
How we doin' back there, Dorothy?
How's the gas?
Huh? I do three things.
I ain't even did nothin', man.
I ain't into abusin' children, you dig?
I ain't sweatin' it, don't even sweat it, man.
I ain't... I don't really supposed to have one, but...
I always wanted to be your friend.
I am looking out for you.
I am rock hard right now, sweetheart.
I am totally not able to get the cupcake experiment on.
I appreciate that, man.
I barely knew Mad Dog, but...
I been locked up in a fuckin' garbage can for years.
I been out longer than you guys and I'm still freakin' out about it.
I bought that girl a Black Tourmaline bracelet,
I can help with that, yeah.
I can't do that.
I could be your Bogart, you can be my Dietrich.
I didn't even fuckin' know where it was.
I didn't go outta my way to fuck with people, which is more than I can say for Diesel.
I didn't hear nothin' about no cupcakes!
I didn't know they still had the job of callin' people at dinner
I didn't want justice.
I do my taxes. And I answer emails.
I do my taxes. And I answer emails.
I don't bring 'em to stuff like this.
I don't hang out to have fun.
I don't have time for this shit.
I don't know him.
I don't know, man, nabbin' a kid is a dangerous business.
I don't know, she said somethin' like she's an Indian, or somethin' like that, you know.
I don't know, she said somethin' like she's an Indian, or somethin' like that, you know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like this motherfucker tellin' me what to do.
I don't see that your number don't come up forever.
I don't think so.
I don't.
I figured not, so ease up. You'll be home before ya know it.
I get it. So what are we gonna do?
I give ya my word. My hand.
I got a key.
I got a suitcase full of guns. What am I gonna fuckin' do?
I got news for ya, Dog.
I got no one to tell.
I got nowhere else to go.
I gotta call Grecco, I gotta buy a disposable phone and call him.
I gotta crash here tonight.
I gotta get some stuff, man. Stop at the store, man.
I gotta tell ya, man. I appreciate the threads.
I guess you could call it like... Like a resort spot.
I had no clue.
I had the connections to get everybody paid,
I have a number for him in Canton.
I have no fuckin' idea.
I have no idea.
I heard that.
I hope.
I just didn't know people still had that job of guttin' fish anymore.
I just gotta sleep here, and in the morning pick it up,
I just wanna get to know you somewhat.
I just wanted what I wanted, just like everyone,
I know how to make myself cum.
I know that I'm responsible for myself and stuff,
I know that.
I know you know what's what.
I know.
I learned a lot from him.
I like spirituals.
I love it when you talk like that.
I mean that, apparently, you are a gentleman of some power and influence.
I mean, 90 percent of the time, the shit be about business.
I mean, Chepe's not gonna be happy about Brennan gettin' whacked.
I mean, do you think people can change?
I mean, granted, this was different, 'cause ain't nobody gonna report this one.
I mean, he has to understand that there's a certain likelihood that...
I mean, he should cool off eventually...
I mean, I... I looked to you to be a friend.
I mean, I'm just saying, you said you don't really like Cleveland,
I mean, if it came down to it, I would literally eat a gun
I mean, like, if your behavior's one way,
I mean, she's just one of those people that knows.
I mean, to be a friend, you know, what accepts ya, 'cause...
I mean, with what we've been through, how fuckin' bad could it be, seriously?
I mean, you know, I try to be better than I've been.
I need to get dropped off. But I just wanna say one thing,
I need to get four mil from him.
I need you to snatch him.
I really like my scotch neat and this fuckin' bozo insists that I take it on the rocks.
I said, It would be a bad choice for me.
I said, where's the money?
I says, Do you think I look like Humphrey Bogart?
I see the relationship you have with Troy, and how you handle things,
I spent $300 to get us broads,
I still gotta get my head shots taken, and then there's this guy, Robert.
I think it does sometimes.
I think it made me hate all music, period.
I think they've been watchin' too much Black Entertainment Television or somethin'.
I thought maybe you did, 'cause that Brennan guy hasn't shown up for anything.
I thought we were doing homework together.
I told ya not to fall in love.
I told you, you cannot stay here.
I understand. No, I get that. I respect that, absolute, but,
I wanna go back there.
I wanna just honestly express my gratitude to you, Troy,
I wanna make a strong action and fuckin' change some things
I wanna, you know, sit down, and I want you to give me five things,
I want us all to agree, with this particular gig,
I warned you, Dog.
I was 16 when I signed up.
I was around a lot of rap music for a while.
I was explaining to the officer and she...
I was told once that there was like a four week grace period.
I work in a cannery and I got a special knife to gut fish.
I...
I... I gut fish.
I... I knew all them little rappers,
I'll arrange for the ransom myself.
I'll be back.
I'll be, uh, makin' some money in the next couple of months.
I'll check it out.
I'll get us such a good gig, take your tits off!
I'll get ya some dough and we'll see what we're gonna do about Chepe.
I'll make some fuckin' short ribs.
I'm 100 percent fucking sure about it.
I'm Charles Wilson, this is Charlene Wilson.
I'm comin' back alone.
I'm dyin' to tell ya, but...
I'm gonna get some cashews outta the meat locker in here.
I'm gonna get us some real work, gents.
I'm gonna kill this fucker right now! I'm gonna fuckin' kill him!
I'm kinda lost with the Reverend and the Missus.
I'm not a violent person.
I'm not fuckin' you around.
I'm not referring to your weight.
I'm not shittin', man, this is serious.
I'm on edge, I've been gone for long.
I'm so lost.
I'm sorry, sir, but I'm on disability and I can't give you any money.
I'm tellin' ya, I can't do it.
I'm tellin' ya, man, all these people coverin' themselves.
I'm very sure they did.
I've got a daughter in the house! You're a fuckin' loser!
ID, please.
If he opens up, cool.
If he was four or somethin', I'd never be doin' that.
If you need to, you can plug in that charger over there.
If you're afraid of that, you eat a bunch of pills or do a fat shot of heroin.
In a couple of days, they're gonna be rottin' anyway,
In a job we got from our probation officer or an outreach program
In a well regulated militia.
In a well regulated militia.
In another universe, this guy could've been a lawyer from Stanford or something.
In fact, I don't think you've ever really fucked up on a job.
In fucking France.
In the aftermath of a bloody shootout outside Apple Supermarket,
In the straight world without some serious dough
In the trunk or under the front seat.
In the United States in a long time.
Is he gonna come in the house with this gun?
Is he gonna come in the house with this gun?
Is there a problem, Officer?
Is this really far out fuckin' place that we're goin',
Is this where you dumped Sheila and the kid?
It means we're out of money.
It was a five to 15 year hit.
It was my job to take care of the crew.
It was you.
It worked.
It'll go quick, Troy.
It'll work because I guarantee you a half a million,
It's a beach town.
It's a fuckin' fact in forensic science
It's all cool, brother.
It's all right, your baby's fine. He's perfectly safe.
It's an extra 300 bucks.
It's death or victory, and it pretty goddamn well better be victory.
It's gonna be 1,500.
It's gonna be a victory.
It's gonna take 'em overnight to fix it.
It's gotta be samurai style.
It's important.
It's just if you wanna die, you're gonna sit there and hack away at your chest?
It's just water, shake it off.
It's like bird cupcake factory time.
It's like this blue sky, and then the water's so blue.
It's me, doll, I'm back.
It's no problem at all.
It's not business.
It's not gonna kill ya.
It's not, and I'm not sayin' it is.
It's personal, it's personal to me.
It's real close.
It's the most incredible thing because when you're flying in,
It's time to grate it in the grinder.
It's tough?
It's under the front seat.
It's upstairs! I said it was upstairs!
It's where we're comin' from.
It's, like, the worst thing in the world.
Jackie Chan.
Jesus Christ, are you kiddin' me, with a mother like that?
Jose Vasquez?
Jose Vasquez. Who the fuck is Jose Vasquez?
Just as long as you do as I say, which doesn't seem to be a problem.
Just don't go wastin' it on those other fools.
Just finish this, man.
Just get the fuck out of the fucking car!
Just go to the left.
Just go upstairs and call Hannah, honey.
Just humor me, tell him anyway.
Just in the world and life, what do you need a barrel that long for?
Just move with the music, man.
Just relax, let it come.
Just sweat it out, right?
Just the girlfriend, the nanny, and the baby.
Just try to be businesslike, man.
Just... Just step over it. Step over...
Kid's still a baby, he ain't ever gonna know.
Kidnapping. I don't dig the sound of this.
Lady!
Leave us by the side of the road.
Lemme get one.
Let me ask you somethin', okay?
Let me get one, Reg.
Let's do this again real soon.
Let's do this.
Let's get some jams up in here.
Let's get this done.
Let's give him a ride.
Let's just fuckin' dump him, man.
Let's kill this lyin' cocksucker!
Let's try a burgundy, man, it brings out...
Life without the possibility of parole.
Like fuck you, who gives a shit?
Like Marlene Dietrich.
Like the old fudge puncher said, a man kills the thing he loves.
Like they saw in a gangster rap video or some shit.
Like you are with Troy, a real friend, where there's mutual respect.
Like, stuck under, like, six or seven things.
Like, you know, I mean, just sit down
Like... soft, shaved pussy.
Listen to all the bitch comin' out of him at once.
Listen, can I call you back in a minute?
Listen, Dog, you are a fuckin' pain in the ass.
Listen, I wanna tell ya somethin'.
Listen, my car's at the Chevron, the alternator's fucked,
Listen, please.
Little Romeo and little this and that, right?
Look, Grecco, I'm not... I'm not sure about this, okay?
Look, I'm just sayin', this guy's a problem.
Look, I'm just upset.
Look, look, look, I don't wanna seem crazy.
Look, look, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Look, look, look, man, I understand.
Look, man, I don't know what... Oh, fuck!
Look, we need money, and I said as much to him,
Look, what if I give you 500,000 plus a $250,000 bump?
Look, you'll have to kill this ****a
Lower your voice, you know it is. Keep walkin'.
Make sure you keep your hands up, all right?
Man, it was thick but it was like Beyoncé thick, where there's a shape to it.
Man, when we first started out she had a gorgeous body.
Man, would you stop bustin' my balls about this shit?
Maybe get away from all this for a little while?
Maybe get away with a bit of it, then eventually get caught or clipped.
Me?
Me? Nah, I ain't got no ID.
Mind if I smoke?
Mm, maybe.
Mom's had a double mastectomy and was on her way out when...
Moon Man!
Motherfucker, I didn't bring 'em here, they already knew where we was at.
Motherfucker, you got blood on my Versace!
Motherfucker!
Nah, I'll get us a real good gig.
Never understood why people called him that,
Nine, uh, make it ten...
No, because on his ID, it said Joe Vasquez.
No, but there's some very messy shit up there.
No, fuck that, I see you got a good thing goin'.
No, I didn't say you were crazy.
No, I didn't, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
No, I do not.
No, I understand that, I know. I just... I don't feel safe right now.
No, I... I understand that, I get that.
No, it's okay, I know you don't like me,
No, meet up there, it's much more boring.
No, Mike Brennan.
No, no, I'm goin' back to my house.
No, no, it's like two hours, two and a half tops.
No, no, no, sir.
No, no, no!
No, no, please, don't hurt me! Stop, don't hurt me!
No, no, really? Shit!
No, no, trust me, we gotta go up there and place him in.
No, no!
No, please, get away! Stop!
No, seriously, that just sounds disgusting.
No, seriously, the smoke.
No, sir, we can't do that. I just am surprised is all.
No, they didn't.
No, we didn't deal with Brennan.
No, what he's sayin' is, if we get in a spot where we're gonna get pinched,
No, you know how.
No, you're gonna take a gun.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Here it is. Here we go.
Nobody's heard from him, he's disappeared.
Not a great job, but Diesel dug it.
Not a thing.
Not much of a tough guy now, are ya?
Not my problem! Give me my Chevron card back.
Not to be rude, but can you give the old man a break?
Not... Not... Not Mad Dog.
Now I need ya to call him, tell him his kid's collateral
Now listen to me.
Now listen!
Now she just got this big ol' fat ass.
Now the wife didn't show up, so if you can get me a contact on Brennan,
Now they be scared, but they be dangerous.
Now we can do this,
Now we're gonna call you.
Now when we get outta here, and we meet up with Troy and we split up our shit,
Now, do you know how to get in touch with Mike, the father?
Now, get home.
Of Troy Cameron and Dieson Carson after an armed pursuit...
Officer down, officer down!
Oh, boy, the butterin' up's underway
Oh, come on, Sheila.
Oh, Dis, don't be such a fuckin' pussy.
Oh, five, ten million?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, that's sounds horrible.
Oh, God.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, man, the way I slept that night.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, fuck.
Oh, shit! You scared me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that guy with the fucking donut tire thing?
Oh, that's okay, sir. We're not looking for any donations.
Oh, yeah, they took care of that.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yes, of course.
Oh, you just make fun of him because he's a Hindu,
Oh, you know, it doesn't really make any difference
Oh, you like that, huh? All right.
Oh, you're a cute little animal.
Okay, as far as I'm concerned, we are never going to collaborate
Okay, good. Canton is good, that's a start.
Okay, help me put him in here.
Okay, I love you, sweetheart.
Okay, Mamita, you like that?
Okay, scout's honor.
Okay, scout's honor.
Okay, shoot.
Okay, so how would this work?
Okay, so if you want me to go downtown,
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
On making a really cool, really original cupcakes ever again.
On money he owes an old friend from prison,
On the TV, the shootout.
Once you were in, stayin' out is all but impossible.
Once you've had money,
One last night.
One thing to put your mind at ease when we go, all right?
Option one is total victory, and that is what I am planning on.
Or a half a mile or a mile with a para...
Or Grecco has a big job for us, as in $750,000.
Or, actually, maybe even six weeks.
People always ask me, Do you know this, do you know that?
People at the job, they go off the deep end.
Pervert! You drug addict fuckin' pervert!
Please, just take our money.
Please, step outta the car.
Plus half of whatever Brennan pays, if he pays at all.
Plus, there hasn't been an unsolved kidnapping for ransom
Pretty long.
Probably all hopped up on blow, the way he's actin'.
Push those ice cubes in his face.
Reg, you think he's had enough?
Relax!
Rhythmic hydrobath plus neck massage.
Right, okay. No problem.
Right. What's good?
Run the plates.
Run these through R and I.
Same shit, man. Couple of pigs wanna roust a ****a.
Say cheese.
See, people pretty much can't stand Mad Dog, and I get it, I do.
See, that's all I ever wanted,
Semper paratus, always ready.
Set him down.
Set this fucker down.
Shall we order a bottle of wine?
She always bustin' my balls whenever I'm out with the bitch.
She did, and you heard her, didn't you?
She panicked, she thought I was resisting.
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
Should I take care of this guy for you?
Show's over.
Shut the fuck up, man! What don't you understand?
Shut up.
Shut your old ass up.
Sir, can I see your ID?
Sir, do you have some ID?
So can I just ask you,
So Dog is gone?
So don't think you can fake me out on this because I will kill you.
So he got sick of watching himself go poor
So he needs some incentivizing to go out, to get up.
So he'll get over it, I hope. I hope.
So he's got four, five little junker cars.
So I asked for $10,000, we settled at nine.
So I could be the person that I know I could be.
So I could put a period on that part of my life, man.
So I guess we just stake out his house, right?
So I kind of laugh at this.
So I rejoined reality by going to meet an old buddy from Marion.
So I think we are agreed that that cannot happen.
So if you reach out to me and you say that you genuinely want my help,
So lemme ask you something.
So that was Brennan.
So that's $250,000 for each of us.
So that's a heck of a long barrel.
So the bottom line is, Chepe has been patient.
So these chaps decided to throw me a welcome home party.
So this guy, Mike Brennan, this creep,
So this seems to be the play.
So we all gotta work overtime all the time.
So what kind of music you like?
So you don't know Elliott Smith?
So you gotta find where he keeps his stash.
So you know this place?
So, get this, he's setting up his former clients for rip offs.
So, Grecco tells me you're a heavy guy.
So, I just wanna...
So, like, where do you like to go hang out where you, like, have fun?
So, like...
So, sorry, baby, but...
So, what are you folk's name?
So, you been out of town for a long time?
So?
So... So what's what? I mean, what are we gonna do here?
Some asshole's got a gun out there.
Somethin' about me not keepin' my foot locker locked.
Stay where you are.
Step outta the car, face the car, put your hands behind your head.
Still don't.
Stop that!
Strap his ass up.
Supreme Court say I don't need to carry none around.
Sure, have it right here.
Take the baby downstairs, he annoys me.
Take the baby, take the fucking baby.
Take the wheel, Jack. Reggie wants to ride.
Technically, it isn't any.
Tell him we won't bust him if he opens up.
That French whore I was tellin' ya about, just got off the chain.
That kid, I can't stand it.
That makes it easy.
That now they just call him Guard.
That shit never, ever works out. Does it?
That there's no way we're gonna get a foot
That things begin to rot, they're at their least toxic for you
That was a long time ago.
That was that. We all had our stints.
That wouldn't be a good choice.
That you can, like, alter it?
That you won't get mad at me before I say it.
That you're ready to glue your fuckin' life back together,
That'd be a monkey out of East Cleveland, calls himself Moon Man.
That's a fantastic story. So where are your boys?
That's a fuckin' house there.
That's all ya can do, 'cause what are ya gonna do?
That's fucked up, man.
That's him!
That's him.
That's nice.
That's pretty fuckin' far, man.
That's the spa menu.
The 20 fuckin' questions.
The dude that got clipped in the nursery was Brennan.
The fuck?
The man know that's what we're gonna do.
The motherfuck you don't!
The ******s in there would go off about 'em, right?
The only acoustic guy who penetrated the Seattle scene.
The reason why police officers have guns...
The small job thing isn't gonna cut it.
The truth of the fuckin' matter is I don't know fuckin' anything.
The way I see it, we can keep doin' this nickel and dime shit,
Then I started thinking.
There are only two options.
There goes the suspension.
There was a soldier in there, some Mexican guy.
There was Mad Dog.
There was me, Troy.
There we go.
There's a dead guy in our house?
There's absolutely no way I can fuckin' say no to that.
There's always something they use.
There's the other one!
These cupcakes are killing me.
These hood rats, man.
They always knew it was there, and God bless their little hearts, right?
They become drunk too quickly.
They got a license to kill brothers nowadays.
They just fuckin' know how to take ya to that place
They just know what they need to know.
They may not be mainstream ideas but...
They said it was self inflicted, but I never believed it.
They say they forgive you, but they never do.
They're always lookin' at ya, tryin' to catch ya at something.
This asshole cop I knew planted 28 grams of coke on me.
This deadbeat that owes me a lot of money, the way I see it, he is so fucked up,
This fuckin' dude's a cock.
This fuckin' joke was already startin' to stink.
This gun is more powerful. What if he's 50 yards down the pike?
This is bullshit. Yeah.
This is like... Dig it, man. Come on, man.
This is sweet. This is like...
This is the type of business where you're gonna meet a bitch like that.
This take forever.
This will all be over with very soon.
This.
Those paranoid types make me scared.
Throw me one of the Snickers bars while you're down there.
To hit you up to loan him some money to buy somethin', Troy.
To **** and murder your kids?
Tomorrow, clean slate.
Tonight is the end.
Try to show up, even if you're fucked up, so I know you're not dead.
Tryin' to fake me out on this?
Turn out the light.
Uh huh, you're gettin' the fuck out now!
Uh, a guy inside is carrying concealed.
Uh, it's a friend of mine. Armenian dude.
Uh, no, you didn't tell me that.
Unfortunately, we're not in that universe.
Up we go.
Used to be a deputy DA prosecuting drug cases.
Versace.
Very same.
Voilà.
Wait, what?
Wanna bounce?
Was unconditional love... Oh, God, I fucked this shit up!
We all did our piece at different times, and I was the last to come out,
We are gonna go down.
We are not going to get clipped, and one guy gives up the other... No.
We go down together.
We go through that door together, we come out together,
We gotta figure this shit out, though.
We need a big job, a grown up job.
We run in, run out, we'll be outta there in two minutes.
We should've thought about that.
We want that person to be invisible,
We were counting on this to... To work out.
We were family.
We were fuckin' Facebook friends before there was a Facebook.
We'll stay in a bed and breakfast, get up, have coffee and a cigarette.
We're goin' to that stash of yours.
We're goin'.
We're gonna eat them short ribs.
We're gonna give you the combination to that lock, and then you can let yourself out.
We're gonna let you go if you don't make us blow a hole in this door.
We're gonna need somethin' to wrap him in.
We're gonna walk you up to the door, and you're gonna tell the dude to open up.
We're in this together.
We're real close.
We've been visitin' in Cincinnati.
We've got your kid, now calm down. He's all right.
We've had some shoplifting complaints.
Well, computer says you have some outstanding traffic warrants.
Well, do you have any stolen merchandise?
Well, Grecco still thinks he might be able to get us
Well, hey, I enjoyed the shit out of certain things.
Well, I'm a little cold. Do you mind if I just get my jacket?
Well, I'm sure about it.
Well, it's not impossible.
Well, not every single person has to be armed and use a gun,
Well, she doesn't taste Puerto Rican, I'll tell ya, she's somethin' else, man.
Well, she took it to that place, and that was it.
Well, shit, I'm not gonna have you comin' out here lookin' like Johnny Joe.
Well, that is interesting.
Well, that's interesting.
Well, there's something you need to know.
Well, what have you got to hide?
Well, you're a pretty cute kid yourself.
Well?
Went to visit my daughter's baby for the first time.
Whackin' everybody in sight, but you never know.
What about the kid?
What are you looking for?
What are your friends like?
What do you do then?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What does it say, really?
What for?
What is it, Dog?
What is it, Dog?
What the fuck did you bring them by here for then, ****a?
What the fuck do I use my computer for?
What the fuck is this, man? This ain't the way to the substation.
What the fuck is...
What the fuck?
What you doing?
What you know that's out here and what you don't know, like Facebook, come on.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? No!
What's all this for, man?
What's that say?
What's the problem, officer?
Whatever it is, let's get it on the fuckin' table right now.
When I was away, there was always money on the outside
When I was in the joint, there was a movie producer
Where are you goin'?
Where do you like to go?
Where there's a gig, and there's a lot of money at the end, you run away to Hawaii.
Where you folks goin' to?
Where you're fuckin' way over the line, and she just does that, man,
Where's the fuckin' money?
Where's the thing you put in the fucking baby's mouth?
Whether it's my fuckin' mother's fault or my father's fault, it doesn't really matter.
Whether they're ten years old or 50 years old, they reach for that...
Which is the part that fucks you.
While his clients went rich, so he switched sides,
Who is the client?
Who is, uh, I don't know, 62, is gonna pull out her AK 47?
Who the fuck is she?
Why do you say?
Why don't you just fuckin' humor me?
Why don't you just get a regular Bloody and you can fall asleep on me. I can take it.
Why don't you leave them alone?
Why I got $5,000,000 and you workin' for me?
Why is that funny?
Why is that?
Why not? We won't say anything.
Why you have to make such problem of it, huh?
Why, am I scary?
Why, am I under arrest?
Will you step out of the vehicle, please?
With my fuckin' Chevron card? No, uh uh, give it back.
With the cottage fries, that's the only thing.
With which to start businesses with,
Woo!
Woo! Woo!
Would you be interested in going to Nice with me,
Y'all see this shit, right?
Ya ready?
Yeah, and the kid.
Yeah, but you fuckin' knew from when we were in the bar.
Yeah, exactly. Plus his girlfriend was a bitch
Yeah, fuck yeah, deal.
Yeah, he's one of those fuck you come and get it guys.
Yeah, I didn't go anywhere when I was a kid.
Yeah, I don't have fuckin' friends. I mean, what the fuck is this?
Yeah, I don't know, uh,
Yeah, I got a good place on the way towards Toledo.
Yeah, I know what the fuck you're talkin' about, dude.
Yeah, I know. All right, guys, get goin'. Call me when you get there.
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm always ready.
Yeah, it was shut down since I was maybe 25.
Yeah, it's my baby mama, I'm gonna surprise her.
Yeah, it's tough and it takes a lot of baby steps
Yeah, man, see about Evie. Get off her fat ass for a minute.
Yeah, my mom and dad took me there when I was a little kid.
Yeah, she's been bringin' her boyfriend over to the house.
Yeah, show that fucker you mean business.
Yeah, that don't add up.
Yeah, that... That wind
Yeah, that's right, resisting, and my friend was just tryin' to save me.
Yeah, well, I try my best. It is a shitty economy out there,
Yeah, well, I... I want you to promise me
Yeah, where is Nice again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds good.
Yeah, you understand how this goes.
Yeah, you're a good man. Well, all right, here's what.
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, I have. Time's up.
Yes, I have. Time's up.
Yes, may I speak to John Aloysius McCain of 550 Maple Avenue, please?
Yes.
Yo, Madeline.
Yo, Troy.
Yo.
You a wine connoisseur, Mr. Chepe?
You ain't even gotta snitch nobody out.
You better not be dickin' with me.
You can always get more coke and more money, but you've only got one life,
You can have the body rejuvenation for 180 bucks.
You can pay me back later. You don't even have to thank me.
You can take the car.
You care about your wife.
You cats not freakin' out about this?
You didn't even know we invaded Egypt.
You ever been inside, Reverend? In the joint?
You ever read the Second Amendment?
You feel like you got problems?
You guys are so fucked.
You guys take off, I'll wait for the mom.
You have been locked up a long time.
You have to understand, Diesel is a big lug nut looking dude, but he's very bright.
You in a militia?
You just don't know about it 'cause they run off to Hawaii
You just fuckin' got out, man.
You just get in that zone, and I admire it.
You just take him, take him.
You knew I was in prison.
You know how much bare feet, if you had that privilege in your cell,
You know I'm down for whatever.
You know it takes 1.1 gallons of water to grown an almond?
You know that part of Cleveland?
You know that place we're goin', it's like totally close, so it won't be a problem.
You know what I don't use my computer for?
You know what I fuckin' love? Check it out.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean.
You know what, Jack? That's enough.
You know what's funny in there?
You know who you look like?
You know you gotta earn that.
You know, a do over on...
You know, I mean...
You know, I've tried to pray on it...
You know, it's just there's this thing that I wanna tell ya.
You know, just park nearby and...
You know, none of these Wall Street motherfuckers have been to prison.
You know, people that know how to push your buttons and shit,
You know, she just...
You know, switch 'em one place, one or the other,
You know, them little teen rappers and chicas.
You know, when you do a bunch of yakkin',
You know, you're a real cutie patootie.
You like fuckin' shootin' cops?
You like this guy?
You like those classic movie stars from the '30s, like Cagney, Bogart, Edward G?
You look like the sort of gent who might have a big giant pistol
You mind if I grab a Red Bull Bloody before we go up?
You never wanna give a cop the opportunity to shoot a ****a, all right?
You said absolutely nobody fucking comes here, man.
You said it was towards Toledo.
You shot Brennan.
You shot the guy what was the guy that was supposed to pay the ransom money.
You should know, you come from money, huh, Troy?
You sound like him, too.
You think that your five foot four kindergarten teacher is gonna...
You wanna try to meet with The Greek or you think he's gonna try some shit?
You watch Dr. Sanjay Gupta on CNN and shit.
You watch Dr. Sanjay Gupta on CNN and shit.
You were sayin'. You got that classic movie star look
You... You just got, like... You got ESP.
You'd like him, he's your kind of guy, Troy.
You'll fuckin' help me untangle my life
You'll see.
You're a big dude, ain't ya?
You're actually really fuckin' hot, you know?
You're dead, motherf...
You're fuckin' made of rock.
You're gonna get fuckin' AIDS in here, man.
You're gonna make it outta this.
You're never 100 percent sure who your friends are.
You're not gonna judge me?
You're not gonna try anything, are ya?
You're not listening. Said I ain't got that.
You're right, but in a billion in a chance that one does,
Your parole officer, your counseling.
Your problems are over now, Sheila.
Your wife's gonna be safe, and you're gonna be fine.
250,000 there, pretty soon, we'll be talkin' about real money.
A fuckin' joke. This is so fucked up. Listen.
Absolutely. I think we all understand
All right then. Troy.
are you laughin' at? Oh, y'all in trouble, man.
Are you serious? That's the guy.
By the bagel place. Okay, peace.
By the bagel place. Yeah, exactly.
Can I just ask you one thing? Sure.
Charles, what is it? Get in the car.
Come on, come on, there you go. No!
Come on, Dog, you're my friend. No, no, no, like a true friend.
Dead as a door nail. The guy I just dumped?
Didn't mean anything. Tight, tight, tight.
Dog! Fuck is so funny?
Dog. Huh?
Dog. It goes no further.
Don't go doin' that now. He's talkin' shit, man.
Fall in love? Sure enough.
Fall in love? Sure enough.
Get movin'! Get up, bro!
Get the fuck out! Hey, Sheila.
Go! Go.
Gonna need three. So who you got?
got... Life.
He didn't, doesn't... I know that.
He doin' anything? Well, not yet.
He's just a little baby. I know.
Here you go, hon. Thanks.
Hey, Deuce. What?
Hey, hey! Carmen!
Huh? Troy, that's my name.
I can't do that, Sheila. Get the fuck out, you fuckin' loser!
I do not have time for this shit. Dude,
I got nowhere to go. That's not my problem.
I got one more in me, Reg! Do it!
I got one more now! Do it!
I got two strikes. Well, we all have two strikes
I know you don't like me. Ah, Jesus, man.
I mean, you know what's up. Excuse me?
I mean... She looks Puerto Rican.
I never heard of that bitch ever. The fuck do you know, man?
I see the blow, where's the money? Ain't no money.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please take your hand off of me.
In you go, good to go. Come on, Dis, door!
In you go, good to go. Come on, Dis, door!
Is this your car? Yes, I just got it.
It's a fucking baby napping. That don't sound too good.
It's been a while. Mm, almonds.
It's gonna be my ass... Shut up!
It's me. Yeah.
Jill, Jill. I gotta go.
Jill. I gotta go.
Just go easy. I know.
Let me waste a couple. Don't!
Let the brother go! Better get him to open up.
Let's do that. All right.
Motherfucker. You ready?
No more. Aw, Dis.
No, what's that? It's in France.
No! Dis, Dis, Dis! Check it out.
No! Shut the fuck up.
No? Nah,
No. It's very beautiful.
No. Oh, come on, Sheila.
Not be the first time. No, it would not.
Oh, please. Shut the fuck up.
Oh, they have... Get the rare steak
Oh, yeah, I feel you. Goddamn it!
Okay, who was that guy? I don't know.
Okay? Okay.
Okay. Good.
Ooh. Shit!
or what have you. Aw, shit, you can't live off that shit.
Over there? Yeah.
People don't look too kindly on it. All right, take it easy.
Pretty good, huh? Yeah, it was.
Real money. Real money.
Right. What the fuck
Should we call it in? I'll take a look inside.
So obnoxious! We'll have a nice night.
So what's the gig? The gig?
So you're not lying? I'm not fuckin' lying.
So? He's givin' off a bad vibe.
Somethin' happened. What?
Step out of the car, please. What?
Stop! Surprise.
Take these. Oh, thanks for the help.
Tell him to open up. Hey!
than you are so... Okay.
Thank you. There he is again.
Thanks. Just a cutie patootie.
That it? The fuck?
That said, never lied. No.
That was Brennan. I don't follow.
The baby? No, the body.
The Reverend Charles Wilson. Uh huh. Reverend, huh?
The worst thing in the world. All right, all right, all right.
There is no baby seat. Never mind about that, just get in.
This ain't no cop car. Fuck, no, it ain't.
Use your head. In here?
Was he a cop? I don't know.
We clean, though, right? 'Cept for the piece.
We did in fact, yes. Uh huh.
we're almost outta gas here. What's that supposed to mean?
We've gotta waste her. Let me think about it.
What did I say? Where is it?
What I'd say? No.
What is it? It's $5,000.
What time are we meetin' Joey? Not for, like, two hours.
What? I know, that's how he wants me to do this.
What? What is it? Carpeting.
What's it called? Uh, dick?
Which dude? Over there.
Why? We good?
Yep. Yes.
Yes, but it wasn't like they say. Well, how was it?
Yes, sir. Well, then you know.
Yes. Okay, good,
You all right? Yes.
You do the honors? Yeah.
You don't wanna go up there. Why?
You get his fuckin' wallet. What's the matter with you?
You got a spot? Yeah.
You got Diesel... Yeah, and I've got...
You got his keys? Yeah, I got 'em.
you know how they do that. Oh, yeah.
You never fucked me over. No.
You remember that? Mm hmm.
You tryin' to fake me out? No, I promise!
You'll help me do it, yeah? Yeah.
You're fucking kidding me, man. Not a bit.
You're not lying? No!
Yup. PS,
...amend my character flaws, as it were.
...at, uh, at Captain Taco's.
'cause there ain't no motherfuckin' money here, and that's that, fuck!
'Cause they all have these little things they do.
'cause we got people outside, ya see?
'cause we're gonna call you in a little bit, so keep it charged.
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