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Mr. Woodcock (2007) Mr. Woodcock is a comedy film released in 2007, directed by Craig Gillespie. The story revolves around

Mr. Woodcock (2007)

Mr. Woodcock is a comedy film released in 2007, directed by Craig Gillespie. The story revolves around John Farley, played by Seann William Scott, who returns to his hometown to discover his former gym teacher, Mr. Woodcock, portrayed by Billy Bob Thornton, is now dating his mother, Mrs. Farley, played by Susan Sarandon. Determined to protect his mom from the harsh and unrelenting coach, John sets out to expose Mr. Woodcock's true nature. Filled with hilarious moments and an excellent supporting cast including Amy Poehler and Ethan Suplee, Mr. Woodcock is an entertaining film that will have you laughing throughout. To experience the sounds and tunes from this film, you can play and download them here.

A big titted, blonde tramp.
A big titted, blonde tramp.
A blonde chick rolled up in that car...
A blonde chick rolled up in that car...
A couple of years ago. But it was all Woodcock.
A couple of years ago. But it was all Woodcock.
A fish tank?
A fish tank?
A lot. l couldn't help it. l was a sex addict.
A lot. l couldn't help it. l was a sex addict.
A screw up like that can put you in a wheelchair.
A screw up like that can put you in a wheelchair.
A tie for Christmas, Farley? Set of ten!
A tie for Christmas, Farley? Set of ten!
Aah!
Aah!
About 10 minutes after you said good night to me.
About 10 minutes after you said good night to me.
About the ''nailing your mother'' comment there.
About the ''nailing your mother'' comment there.
About this high with his chubby little cheeks.
About this high with his chubby little cheeks.
According to my syllabus...
According to my syllabus...
Actually l do. Uh, he was a teacher of mine, years ago.
Actually l do. Uh, he was a teacher of mine, years ago.
Actually l remember you pretty well.
Actually l remember you pretty well.
Actually, l've always kinda had a crush on Woodcock.
Actually, l've always kinda had a crush on Woodcock.
Actually, you're not known for your meat, Woodcock.
Actually, you're not known for your meat, Woodcock.
After last night, you know
After last night, you know
After your father died. l think you were 6.
After your father died. l think you were 6.
Again and again and again.
Again and again and again.
Ah
Ah
Ah, l'll get you a copy.
Ah, l'll get you a copy.
Ah!
Ah!
Ahem. So he saved your life, then?
Ahem. So he saved your life, then?
All l want is for just you two to get along.
All l want is for just you two to get along.
All l've got so far is a van but but at least it's a start, right?
All l've got so far is a van but but at least it's a start, right?
All right, here we go. Keep chewing that corn!
All right, here we go. Keep chewing that corn!
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
All right, Mr. Farley. 20 seconds.
All right, Mr. Farley. 20 seconds.
All right, that's it, Palumbo. lt's go time.
All right, that's it, Palumbo. lt's go time.
All right, well, then, um...
All right, well, then, um...
All right!
All right!
All right. l'm going in.
All right. l'm going in.
All right. Well, take care of yourself, OK?
All right. Well, take care of yourself, OK?
All the girls at school love him. l mean, he's hilarious.
All the girls at school love him. l mean, he's hilarious.
Am.
Am.
Am. Ha ha ha.
Am. Ha ha ha.
America is waiting. You look great.
America is waiting. You look great.
An entire generation of children.
An entire generation of children.
And against adults, too!
And against adults, too!
And all of a sudden my leg seizes up and l go under.
And all of a sudden my leg seizes up and l go under.
And also l'm starting my own pool cleaning business.
And also l'm starting my own pool cleaning business.
And as it turns out, the thing that makes my mom happy...
And as it turns out, the thing that makes my mom happy...
And at 0800 hours...
And at 0800 hours...
And disturbing all at the same time.
And disturbing all at the same time.
And he died because of Woodcock.
And he died because of Woodcock.
And he is just so easy to be with.
And he is just so easy to be with.
And he's gonna be part of our family.
And he's gonna be part of our family.
And here we go, corn testants! And may the best
And here we go, corn testants! And may the best
And instead of going to detention l did 6 years in juvi.
And instead of going to detention l did 6 years in juvi.
And it magically sells a million copies.
And it magically sells a million copies.
And it was heaven.
And it was heaven.
And l get the honorees up on stage...
And l get the honorees up on stage...
And l just didn't want to disappoint you, Mom.
And l just didn't want to disappoint you, Mom.
And l'm not just saying this...
And l'm not just saying this...
And l'm not that fat little loser anymore...
And l'm not that fat little loser anymore...
And l'm sure for your part you're a little sorry too.
And l'm sure for your part you're a little sorry too.
And make Forest Meadow proud.
And make Forest Meadow proud.
And next thing you know, Uncle Bob's in the hospital.
And next thing you know, Uncle Bob's in the hospital.
And now you're giving him an award for it?
And now you're giving him an award for it?
And Platts, don't think l'm not watching you.
And Platts, don't think l'm not watching you.
And saw your feet off.
And saw your feet off.
And see some guy messing around under the Christmas tree...
And see some guy messing around under the Christmas tree...
And spin him like a top.
And spin him like a top.
And tell me about the pop fly rule as it pertains to kickball.
And tell me about the pop fly rule as it pertains to kickball.
And that winner is, again...
And that winner is, again...
And that's because he pushed me.
And that's because he pushed me.
And then l'll meet you on the connecting flight in St. Louis.
And then l'll meet you on the connecting flight in St. Louis.
And then pick me up at Alterman's.
And then pick me up at Alterman's.
And then they want to take you home, tie you up...
And then they want to take you home, tie you up...
And then we're gonna finish this effing fiasco...
And then we're gonna finish this effing fiasco...
And we all drink for different reasons.
And we all drink for different reasons.
And went into Woodcock's house.
And went into Woodcock's house.
And what about your book, chapter 14?
And what about your book, chapter 14?
And you don't know him like l do.
And you don't know him like l do.
And you ran away from the baby sitter...
And you ran away from the baby sitter...
And you'll never guess who's sitting next to me.
And you'll never guess who's sitting next to me.
And, in a really weird way...
And, in a really weird way...
And, uh, he's marrying my mom.
And, uh, he's marrying my mom.
And, uh, your mother's got a little Woodcock in her.
And, uh, your mother's got a little Woodcock in her.
Anything happens, honk the horn, you understand me?
Anything happens, honk the horn, you understand me?
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Are the corn testants ready for this?
Are the corn testants ready for this?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you gonna be a loser, Farley?
Are you gonna be a loser, Farley?
Are you guys out of your minds?
Are you guys out of your minds?
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you simple, boy?
Are you simple, boy?
Are you sure? l mean
Are you sure? l mean
Are you wearing make up?
Are you wearing make up?
Arrgh!
Arrgh!
At point blank range.
At point blank range.
Aw, that is so sweet.
Aw, that is so sweet.
Aw. You have to admit, they're kind of cute together.
Aw. You have to admit, they're kind of cute together.
Aww.
Aww.
Bad boy!
Bad boy!
Basically sorry?
Basically sorry?
Be safe.
Be safe.
Because when we're prepared...
Because when we're prepared...
Before he's even married?
Before he's even married?
Begin!
Begin!
Between those great old titties and go, ''Brrrrrrr!
Between those great old titties and go, ''Brrrrrrr!
Beverly and l have a little announcement.
Beverly and l have a little announcement.
Big old big old titties
Big old big old titties
Big time.
Big time.
Both of my fellas are being honored in the same week.
Both of my fellas are being honored in the same week.
Bring it, bro!
Bring it, bro!
But because of your lack of focus...
But because of your lack of focus...
But breaking and entering, that's another.
But breaking and entering, that's another.
But don't be sad.
But don't be sad.
But first l have to pee. Where's the bathroom?
But first l have to pee. Where's the bathroom?
But God, l just want to stick my face...
But God, l just want to stick my face...
But he's mean, and he's cruel.
But he's mean, and he's cruel.
But if you do not know your shit she will gut you like a fish.
But if you do not know your shit she will gut you like a fish.
But in the hands of someone properly trained...
But in the hands of someone properly trained...
But in your book don't you say...
But in your book don't you say...
But it does prove he's a huge dick.
But it does prove he's a huge dick.
But it's just that's that's what's important.
But it's just that's that's what's important.
But Jasper is a good person.
But Jasper is a good person.
But l gotta be in the car with you.
But l gotta be in the car with you.
But l've been thinking about meat all day long.
But l've been thinking about meat all day long.
But look, l have amazing news. Oprah...
But look, l have amazing news. Oprah...
But she's in heaven now.
But she's in heaven now.
But since my reputation's on the line, l called in a favor.
But since my reputation's on the line, l called in a favor.
But some of them want an autograph and a handshake...
But some of them want an autograph and a handshake...
But that's only true if the past...
But that's only true if the past...
But this time, l'm gonna get inside his head...
But this time, l'm gonna get inside his head...
But to address it in the present, right?
But to address it in the present, right?
But we're getting married...
But we're getting married...
But what?
But what?
But when they do it's the highlight of the whole cornival.
But when they do it's the highlight of the whole cornival.
But with your help l'm starting to get my self confidence back.
But with your help l'm starting to get my self confidence back.
By itself, a basketball is just a round sack of air.
By itself, a basketball is just a round sack of air.
By killing him?
By killing him?
By letting go, do you mean we should just forget everything?
By letting go, do you mean we should just forget everything?
By the time you leave these doors...
By the time you leave these doors...
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Call me.
Call me.
Can l get you something to drink?
Can l get you something to drink?
Can you believe it? The Woodcock pan pizza?
Can you believe it? The Woodcock pan pizza?
Can you imagine blacking out from sheer pleasure?
Can you imagine blacking out from sheer pleasure?
Can't hang on!
Can't hang on!
Chapter 1 2. Never interfere in other people's lives.
Chapter 1 2. Never interfere in other people's lives.
Chapter 10. You're totally right.
Chapter 10. You're totally right.
Check it out. Woodcock's stuffing this dude's mom.
Check it out. Woodcock's stuffing this dude's mom.
Chocolate, please.
Chocolate, please.
Come home crying every day after school?
Come home crying every day after school?
Come on, Farley!
Come on, Farley!
Come on, Farley! Step up the pace!
Come on, Farley! Step up the pace!
Come on, Farley. Move it.
Come on, Farley. Move it.
Come on, Jasper.
Come on, Jasper.
Come on, Johnny. Stay, help us celebrate.
Come on, Johnny. Stay, help us celebrate.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Scooter. Get that mask off of me.
Come on, Scooter. Get that mask off of me.
Come on, wrestle an old man!
Come on, wrestle an old man!
Come on, wrestle an old man!
Come on, wrestle an old man!
Come on. You were paying attention, weren't you?
Come on. You were paying attention, weren't you?
Come to get your ears lowered?
Come to get your ears lowered?
Coming down to the end now.
Coming down to the end now.
Communication.
Communication.
Conversation leads to inspiration, right?
Conversation leads to inspiration, right?
Corn carnival. Cornival.
Corn carnival. Cornival.
Could you try?
Could you try?
Damn it, Clark!
Damn it, Clark!
Dickhead!
Dickhead!
Did you ever think of how l felt...
Did you ever think of how l felt...
Didn't you screw that up enough the first time?
Didn't you screw that up enough the first time?
Digging up the past muddies up the present?
Digging up the past muddies up the present?
Do me a favor. Snag my bears.
Do me a favor. Snag my bears.
Do you actually think you're tougher than me?
Do you actually think you're tougher than me?
Do you remember Mr. Spanger?
Do you remember Mr. Spanger?
Do you remember what
Do you remember what
Doesn't actually affect the present.
Doesn't actually affect the present.
Dogs don't strangle cats. Sadistic gym teachers do.
Dogs don't strangle cats. Sadistic gym teachers do.
Don't be modest. l l l love your book.
Don't be modest. l l l love your book.
Don't even think about it!
Don't even think about it!
Don't make me lie on Christmas.
Don't make me lie on Christmas.
Don't make me lie on Christmas.
Don't make me lie on Christmas.
Don't mention it.
Don't mention it.
Don't rush your life.
Don't rush your life.
Don't you even think about letting go.
Don't you even think about letting go.
Don't you think you're being a little harsh with them?
Don't you think you're being a little harsh with them?
Educator of the Year.
Educator of the Year.
Eenie, meanie, miney...
Eenie, meanie, miney...
Every day after school?
Every day after school?
Everyone is required to wear regulation gym shorts and shirt.
Everyone is required to wear regulation gym shorts and shirt.
Everything's going to shit right now, OK?
Everything's going to shit right now, OK?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excuse me. Do you have a visitors' pass?
Excuse me. Do you have a visitors' pass?
Excuse me. Hi. Could l get a real bottle, please?
Excuse me. Hi. Could l get a real bottle, please?
Excuse us!
Excuse us!
Farley, l'm just saying...
Farley, l'm just saying...
Farley, pass the ball.
Farley, pass the ball.
Farley.
Farley.
Farley.
Farley.
Farley.
Farley.
Farley's mom is hot. l mean, yes, she's old and shit...
Farley's mom is hot. l mean, yes, she's old and shit...
Fine, good, whatever you need.
Fine, good, whatever you need.
Fine! Run, you pussy!
Fine! Run, you pussy!
For Christ's sakes, it was just a P.E. class, you fruitcake.
For Christ's sakes, it was just a P.E. class, you fruitcake.
For me?
For me?
For people who brought the appropriate attire.
For people who brought the appropriate attire.
For people who can spell fancy words...
For people who can spell fancy words...
For the past 26 years, Jasper Woodcock's name...
For the past 26 years, Jasper Woodcock's name...
For what it's worth, l want you to be with Jasper.
For what it's worth, l want you to be with Jasper.
Forget the book! Just forget it!
Forget the book! Just forget it!
Gelatinous, out of shape little kids the world over.
Gelatinous, out of shape little kids the world over.
Gelatinous, out of shape little kids the world over.
Gelatinous, out of shape little kids the world over.
Get it together, and point me to the nearest liquor store.
Get it together, and point me to the nearest liquor store.
Get on...plane tomorrow.
Get on...plane tomorrow.
Get the rentals, Farley.
Get the rentals, Farley.
Get those arms up!
Get those arms up!
Get to know each other better, you know?
Get to know each other better, you know?
Get up, Farley.
Get up, Farley.
Get up, Henderson.
Get up, Henderson.
Getting to know each other better...
Getting to know each other better...
Given to those who go off into the world...
Given to those who go off into the world...
Go away, John. Leave me alone.
Go away, John. Leave me alone.
Go home, dig up Raisins, perform an autopsy on him...
Go home, dig up Raisins, perform an autopsy on him...
Go, Jasper!
Go, Jasper!
God, can you imagine my family with Woodcock in it?
God, can you imagine my family with Woodcock in it?
God, l'm so glad l wrote that book!
God, l'm so glad l wrote that book!
God, you must get so laid.
God, you must get so laid.
Good hands, Nedderman. Take a lap.
Good hands, Nedderman. Take a lap.
Good. Meet me at my place as soon as possible.
Good. Meet me at my place as soon as possible.
Got a white male, 50s, possible concussion.
Got a white male, 50s, possible concussion.
Great tension. Hey, hey, keep your hand off your neighbor's cob!
Great tension. Hey, hey, keep your hand off your neighbor's cob!
Great. We'll have a great night. All of us.
Great. We'll have a great night. All of us.
Gutierrez, go get the rentals.
Gutierrez, go get the rentals.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Wait a minute. What year were you in again?
Ha ha ha! Wait a minute. What year were you in again?
Ha ha ha! Yes! Whoo! You got beat, sweetheart!
Ha ha ha! Yes! Whoo! You got beat, sweetheart!
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. lt was great.
Ha ha ha. lt was great.
Ha ha ha. OK, John, take care. He's helping people.
Ha ha ha. OK, John, take care. He's helping people.
Ha ha ha. Well?
Ha ha ha. Well?
Ha ha ha. Yes.
Ha ha ha. Yes.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha! Harder than it looks!
Ha! Harder than it looks!
Ha! l've got it. l'm gonna break them up.
Ha! l've got it. l'm gonna break them up.
Ha! That's a great story.
Ha! That's a great story.
Half a cob doesn't count.
Half a cob doesn't count.
Has been synonymous with the words ''physical education''.
Has been synonymous with the words ''physical education''.
Have we heard a congratulations yet?
Have we heard a congratulations yet?
He called the cops.
He called the cops.
He coxes them in the teachers' lounge.
He coxes them in the teachers' lounge.
He did behind your back when you were married.
He did behind your back when you were married.
He doesn't need your help, Farley.
He doesn't need your help, Farley.
He has this little game that we play with his whistle.
He has this little game that we play with his whistle.
He killed one of my classmates.
He killed one of my classmates.
He killed one of my classmates.
He killed one of my classmates.
He made all of us miserable.
He made all of us miserable.
He said Woodcock. Woodcock threw that chair!
He said Woodcock. Woodcock threw that chair!
He seems like a really nice guy.
He seems like a really nice guy.
He treats us just like everyone else.
He treats us just like everyone else.
He was the cutest kid.
He was the cutest kid.
He was the first man that l tried to date...
He was the first man that l tried to date...
He's a big part of who l am today.
He's a big part of who l am today.
He's fine. Kreamer, off your knees.
He's fine. Kreamer, off your knees.
He's marrying her.
He's marrying her.
He's not what you think.
He's not what you think.
He's so handsome and he's he's sweet and consid
He's so handsome and he's he's sweet and consid
He's still teaching gym.
He's still teaching gym.
He's still what?
He's still what?
He's the best selling author of Letting Go...
He's the best selling author of Letting Go...
He's, um...
He's, um...
Heads up, Farley.
Heads up, Farley.
Heads up, Nedderman.
Heads up, Nedderman.
Hee hee hee.
Hee hee hee.
Hell, yeah. l work here full time...
Hell, yeah. l work here full time...
Hello, smoking gun.
Hello, smoking gun.
Hello?
Hello?
Her name is Sally Jensen.
Her name is Sally Jensen.
Here comes the thunder, Woodcock!
Here comes the thunder, Woodcock!
Here's another one of my favorites.
Here's another one of my favorites.
Hey, game face. Let's put the hillbilly drama on hold.
Hey, game face. Let's put the hillbilly drama on hold.
Hey, guys. How are you doing?
Hey, guys. How are you doing?
Hey, hey, guys, come on. Show a little respect.
Hey, hey, guys, come on. Show a little respect.
Hey, Jasper. How about we spend the day together?
Hey, Jasper. How about we spend the day together?
Hey, John, how you doing?
Hey, John, how you doing?
Hey, nice shot!
Hey, nice shot!
Hey, spare me the self help crap, OK?
Hey, spare me the self help crap, OK?
Hey, Tracy.
Hey, Tracy.
Hey, you look like you could stand...
Hey, you look like you could stand...
Hey! Where are you going?
Hey! Where are you going?
Hey...it's Tracy.
Hey...it's Tracy.
Hey...there she is!
Hey...there she is!
Hi, l'm John's mom.
Hi, l'm John's mom.
Hm.
Hm.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Holy shit. Well, when did he die?
Holy shit. Well, when did he die?
Home of the former Mrs. Woodcock.
Home of the former Mrs. Woodcock.
Hometown hero in the flesh right here in my own living room.
Hometown hero in the flesh right here in my own living room.
Honey, l thought you were in danger.
Honey, l thought you were in danger.
Honey, where were you?
Honey, where were you?
Honey? Hi, are you home?
Honey? Hi, are you home?
Honey.
Honey.
How are you gonna do that?
How are you gonna do that?
How down on her luck must your momma be to marry a gym teacher?
How down on her luck must your momma be to marry a gym teacher?
How the hell do you think l'm doing?
How the hell do you think l'm doing?
How would you feel if Woodcock was porking your mom?
How would you feel if Woodcock was porking your mom?
How you want to be treated, l guess that's all right.
How you want to be treated, l guess that's all right.
If he could just forget about that summer in Uncle Lou's house.
If he could just forget about that summer in Uncle Lou's house.
If Woodcock was giving it to my mom.
If Woodcock was giving it to my mom.
In its use and skilled in its art.................
In its use and skilled in its art.................
In personal responsibility.
In personal responsibility.
Is because you don't believe in yourself, Farley!
Is because you don't believe in yourself, Farley!
Is gonna talk to you live...
Is gonna talk to you live...
Is seriously considering your book for the book club.
Is seriously considering your book for the book club.
Is you.
Is you.
It was Woodcock that threw the chair.
It was Woodcock that threw the chair.
It's hard to believe, huh?
It's hard to believe, huh?
It's totally changed my life!
It's totally changed my life!
Jackass!
Jackass!
Jasper and l are no longer dating.
Jasper and l are no longer dating.
Jasper said that he thought you seemed upset today.
Jasper said that he thought you seemed upset today.
Jasper Woodcock.
Jasper Woodcock.
Jasper, l'm still upset with you.
Jasper, l'm still upset with you.
Jasper, why are you on that gurney?
Jasper, why are you on that gurney?
Jasper, you charmer. Oh!
Jasper, you charmer. Oh!
Jasper!
Jasper!
Jasper! Oh, my God.
Jasper! Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, are you insane?
Jesus, are you insane?
John, l have been alone on that float for 20 years.
John, l have been alone on that float for 20 years.
John, l haven't shit my pants...
John, l haven't shit my pants...
John, you don't have time for this.
John, you don't have time for this.
John, you don't mind running to the store, do you?
John, you don't mind running to the store, do you?
John.
John.
Johnny, are you all right?
Johnny, are you all right?
Johnny, are you all right?
Johnny, are you all right?
Johnny, do you ever think of...
Johnny, do you ever think of...
Johnny, don't you have something to say?
Johnny, don't you have something to say?
Johnny, um...
Johnny, um...
Just angry and bitter and alone.
Just angry and bitter and alone.
Just drive, Nedderman.
Just drive, Nedderman.
Just get your ass on that plane!
Just get your ass on that plane!
Just give it another shot.
Just give it another shot.
Just let go, Woodcock.
Just let go, Woodcock.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your mouth shut and you get your cheesy bread, all right?
Keep your mouth shut and you get your cheesy bread, all right?
Kicking your ass or nailing your mother.
Kicking your ass or nailing your mother.
Kreamer, first rule of Bunting.
Kreamer, first rule of Bunting.
L Guess not.
L Guess not.
L l l'd like to keep it that way.
L l l'd like to keep it that way.
L am going to, uh, the ladies room.
L am going to, uh, the ladies room.
L called 911, didn't l?
L called 911, didn't l?
L can afford it.
L can afford it.
L can't believe you don't remember him.
L can't believe you don't remember him.
L can't do it, OK? l wrote it, l know what's in it!
L can't do it, OK? l wrote it, l know what's in it!
L can't take this book anymore!
L can't take this book anymore!
L could if you weren't such a fat ass!
L could if you weren't such a fat ass!
L did it because l wanted my mom to be happy.
L did it because l wanted my mom to be happy.
L didn't ask you, did l, Weaver?
L didn't ask you, did l, Weaver?
L didn't do anything. You did it.
L didn't do anything. You did it.
L didn't know fat kids ate their vegetables.
L didn't know fat kids ate their vegetables.
L don't even think l can hold a pen anymore.
L don't even think l can hold a pen anymore.
L don't give a shit!
L don't give a shit!
L don't know what l'm gonna enjoy more tonight...
L don't know what l'm gonna enjoy more tonight...
L don't know what to do! l don't know what to do!
L don't know what to do! l don't know what to do!
L don't know what you guys like to do...
L don't know what you guys like to do...
L don't know, honey, but l'm here to say that...
L don't know, honey, but l'm here to say that...
L don't think Mr. Woodcock's right for you.
L don't think Mr. Woodcock's right for you.
L don't think you got the backbone to win her back.
L don't think you got the backbone to win her back.
L don't tolerate losers in my gymnasium.
L don't tolerate losers in my gymnasium.
L don't tolerate losers in my gymnasium.
L don't tolerate losers in my gymnasium.
L feel great.
L feel great.
L go to my dad's closet...
L go to my dad's closet...
L got something to show you.
L got something to show you.
L guess l just wanted to say l'm sorry.
L guess l just wanted to say l'm sorry.
L guess l just wanted to say...
L guess l just wanted to say...
L had a lot of fat kids over the years.
L had a lot of fat kids over the years.
L had a revelation.
L had a revelation.
L had minor surgery a few years back.
L had minor surgery a few years back.
L had minor surgery a few years back.
L had minor surgery a few years back.
L have certain obligations. l'm still the Corn Cob Queen.
L have certain obligations. l'm still the Corn Cob Queen.
L heard your news and l tried to call you but now you're here!
L heard your news and l tried to call you but now you're here!
L invented believing in yourself.
L invented believing in yourself.
L just wanna warn you, Farley. l'm a card carrying member of the N.R.A.
L just wanna warn you, Farley. l'm a card carrying member of the N.R.A.
L knew l had to have him on The Tyra Show.
L knew l had to have him on The Tyra Show.
L know this is gonna be hard for you to believe, coming from me.
L know this is gonna be hard for you to believe, coming from me.
L know you have some kind of corn chowder thing on Sunday...
L know you have some kind of corn chowder thing on Sunday...
L know, honey, but you know how l get...
L know, honey, but you know how l get...
L love you too.
L love you too.
L love you, Mom. lt's great to see you.
L love you, Mom. lt's great to see you.
L love your book.
L love your book.
L mean, come on, you guys, give it up for mommas everywhere!
L mean, come on, you guys, give it up for mommas everywhere!
L mean, for 26 years...
L mean, for 26 years...
L mean, is there any question that he strangled this girl's cat?
L mean, is there any question that he strangled this girl's cat?
L mean, it was just the 2 of us for 3 days...
L mean, it was just the 2 of us for 3 days...
L mean, just, l don't know, the way he he carries himself.
L mean, just, l don't know, the way he he carries himself.
L mean, l would not be where l am today were it not
L mean, l would not be where l am today were it not
L mean, seriously, why can't you be nice to people?
L mean, seriously, why can't you be nice to people?
L mean, she still rides in the parade every year.
L mean, she still rides in the parade every year.
L mean, you totally deserve the award.
L mean, you totally deserve the award.
L mean, your book is inspiring...
L mean, your book is inspiring...
L meant that in the most respectful way possible.
L meant that in the most respectful way possible.
L named my kid after Woodcock.
L named my kid after Woodcock.
L once saw a 4 foot Laotian...
L once saw a 4 foot Laotian...
L read your book.
L read your book.
L really do.
L really do.
L really wish l had you as an English teacher.
L really wish l had you as an English teacher.
L respect your feelings and your decision. l
L respect your feelings and your decision. l
L screwed up, OK?
L screwed up, OK?
L shouldn't have meddled. l
L shouldn't have meddled. l
L think a little equipment check is in order.
L think a little equipment check is in order.
L think his hearing aid is on the fritz.
L think his hearing aid is on the fritz.
L think it was about...
L think it was about...
L think it's time Woodcock and l had a talk.
L think it's time Woodcock and l had a talk.
L think l can handle it.
L think l can handle it.
L think l have a clean glass around here somewhere.
L think l have a clean glass around here somewhere.
L think that'd be best.
L think that'd be best.
L think you'll survive.
L think you'll survive.
L thought l was doing the right thing.
L thought l was doing the right thing.
L thought you were gonna ride with us. l was worried.
L thought you were gonna ride with us. l was worried.
L thought you would apologize for
L thought you would apologize for
L thought you...had me.
L thought you...had me.
L wanna start spreading the news.
L wanna start spreading the news.
L want my cheesy bread!
L want my cheesy bread!
L was actually your 7th grade lab partner.
L was actually your 7th grade lab partner.
L was flying in. l wanted to surprise you.
L was flying in. l wanted to surprise you.
L would have paid way more attention in class.
L would have paid way more attention in class.
L...just totally lost my head.
L...just totally lost my head.
L'd...love to but l l can't.
L'd...love to but l l can't.
L'll get you some milk.
L'll get you some milk.
L'll give it 6 months. Oh, l'll outlive this marriage. And you!
L'll give it 6 months. Oh, l'll outlive this marriage. And you!
L'm l'm sorry. What? You cheated on him?
L'm l'm sorry. What? You cheated on him?
L'm already past my past.
L'm already past my past.
L'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.
L'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.
L'm basically sorry.
L'm basically sorry.
L'm glad we're doing this.
L'm glad we're doing this.
L'm going to teach my class now. Do you want to go to the pool?
L'm going to teach my class now. Do you want to go to the pool?
L'm gonna give you a good old fashioned Nebraska ass whipping...
L'm gonna give you a good old fashioned Nebraska ass whipping...
L'm just trying to tell you, don't rush, OK?
L'm just trying to tell you, don't rush, OK?
L'm not gonna ask you again, Palumbo.
L'm not gonna ask you again, Palumbo.
L'm on an airplane heading for Chicago.
L'm on an airplane heading for Chicago.
L'm sorry about that. You want a slice on the house?
L'm sorry about that. You want a slice on the house?
L'm sorry you feel that way.
L'm sorry you feel that way.
L'm sorry, guys.
L'm sorry, guys.
L'm sorry, he seems to be in pain.
L'm sorry, he seems to be in pain.
L'm sorry, Mom.
L'm sorry, Mom.
L'm sorry, you hicks just crack me up.
L'm sorry, you hicks just crack me up.
L'm sorry. Did you just say cornival?
L'm sorry. Did you just say cornival?
L'm sorry. l guess it must have slipped my mind.
L'm sorry. l guess it must have slipped my mind.
L'm sorry. l know you hate to hear that.
L'm sorry. l know you hate to hear that.
L'm sorry. l'll call you tomorrow.
L'm sorry. l'll call you tomorrow.
L'm sorry. Sorry.
L'm sorry. Sorry.
L'm telling you, my gun was messed up.
L'm telling you, my gun was messed up.
L'm telling you, that man knows how to use...
L'm telling you, that man knows how to use...
L'm the big winner 'cause this is my house, bitch!
L'm the big winner 'cause this is my house, bitch!
L'm the big winner. l win!
L'm the big winner. l win!
L'm the coach now.
L'm the coach now.
L'm trying to save your life!
L'm trying to save your life!
L'm waiting for my clothes to dry.
L'm waiting for my clothes to dry.
L'm...sorry.
L'm...sorry.
L've already got 2 strikes and l can't be a part of
L've already got 2 strikes and l can't be a part of
L've got cheerleading practice.
L've got cheerleading practice.
L've had the biggest crush on you since the 7th grade.
L've had the biggest crush on you since the 7th grade.
L've read your book like 900 times...
L've read your book like 900 times...
Ladies and gentlemen, John Farley!
Ladies and gentlemen, John Farley!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Last month... we went camping.
Last month... we went camping.
Let alone excel in it.
Let alone excel in it.
Let go of me!
Let go of me!
Let me give you the same advice l gave Nelson Mandela...
Let me give you the same advice l gave Nelson Mandela...
Let me see this. See.
Let me see this. See.
Let's go to Cornival. Let's have a good time tonight.
Let's go to Cornival. Let's have a good time tonight.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's hear from some of the people...
Let's hear from some of the people...
Lf it means anything at all...
Lf it means anything at all...
Lf l can learn something about Woodcock's past...
Lf l can learn something about Woodcock's past...
Lf only someone had warned you!
Lf only someone had warned you!
Lf that's what you want, then fine, but l don't think it is.
Lf that's what you want, then fine, but l don't think it is.
Lf you didn't want a haircut you didn't have to get one.
Lf you didn't want a haircut you didn't have to get one.
Lf you don't mind my asking, why did you divorce?
Lf you don't mind my asking, why did you divorce?
Like at dinner, with the check, and uh...
Like at dinner, with the check, and uh...
Like many of you.
Like many of you.
Like there's been some tension between us.
Like there's been some tension between us.
Listen, John, about last night.
Listen, John, about last night.
Listen, l have a class to teach...
Listen, l have a class to teach...
Listen, l'm the one who should be apologizing, OK?
Listen, l'm the one who should be apologizing, OK?
Listen, uh...
Listen, uh...
Listen, we could be pals.
Listen, we could be pals.
Lnfidelity.
Lnfidelity.
Lnto the pool!
Lnto the pool!
Long day.
Long day.
Look at them gnaw on that corn!
Look at them gnaw on that corn!
Look, don't worry about him. He's fine.
Look, don't worry about him. He's fine.
Look, l don't care if your granny's on fire.
Look, l don't care if your granny's on fire.
Look, l love my mom. We're very, very close.
Look, l love my mom. We're very, very close.
Looks like a panda to me, sir. Nice job.
Looks like a panda to me, sir. Nice job.
Lose the attitude.
Lose the attitude.
Lot of losers out there, l guess.
Lot of losers out there, l guess.
Ls that a compliment?
Ls that a compliment?
Ls that asking too much?
Ls that asking too much?
Lt
Lt
Lt it's not healthy being such a dick all the time.
Lt it's not healthy being such a dick all the time.
Lt seems to me that someone needs a lesson...
Lt seems to me that someone needs a lesson...
Lt was a bad cramp. And if l remember correctly...
Lt was a bad cramp. And if l remember correctly...
Lt wasn't me that threw the chair at him...
Lt wasn't me that threw the chair at him...
Lt's a major theme of my book.
Lt's a major theme of my book.
Lt's a rhetorical question, Farley.
Lt's a rhetorical question, Farley.
Lt's an honor to be considered worthy of the Corn Cob Key.
Lt's an honor to be considered worthy of the Corn Cob Key.
Lt's called a suplex, Farley.
Lt's called a suplex, Farley.
Lt's called Letting Go. How To Get Past Your Past.
Lt's called Letting Go. How To Get Past Your Past.
Lt's coming back to me.
Lt's coming back to me.
Lt's crap! l'm done with it, OK?
Lt's crap! l'm done with it, OK?
Lt's good to see you, Mr. Woodcock.
Lt's good to see you, Mr. Woodcock.
Lt's just a pair of clippers.
Lt's just a pair of clippers.
Lt's like this bravado and...l don't know.
Lt's like this bravado and...l don't know.
Lt's my book, Farley.
Lt's my book, Farley.
Lt's never the gun, Farley, it's always the hunter.
Lt's never the gun, Farley, it's always the hunter.
Lt's not about being sensitive, Mom.
Lt's not about being sensitive, Mom.
Lt's not every day you get to shake hands with a celebrity.
Lt's not every day you get to shake hands with a celebrity.
Lt's not like you deserve the extra effort...
Lt's not like you deserve the extra effort...
Lt's OK, Farley. l know how to cheer her up.
Lt's OK, Farley. l know how to cheer her up.
Lt's one of my favorites.
Lt's one of my favorites.
Lt's too late.
Lt's too late.
Lt's unbelievable. l have you on a 9:30 flight out...
Lt's unbelievable. l have you on a 9:30 flight out...
Lt's your name, isn't it?
Lt's your name, isn't it?
Luke Jessop, uh, Forest Meadow Town Council.
Luke Jessop, uh, Forest Meadow Town Council.
Maggie, l can't.
Maggie, l can't.
Maggie, the Corn Cob Key is a huge honor.
Maggie, the Corn Cob Key is a huge honor.
Maggie?
Maggie?
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Man, just hold on a second. l got another call.
Man, just hold on a second. l got another call.
Man, look, we can't blame Woodcock for Oates's choices.
Man, look, we can't blame Woodcock for Oates's choices.
Maybe you don't mind smelling like a nut sack all day...
Maybe you don't mind smelling like a nut sack all day...
Maybe you should spit it out now...
Maybe you should spit it out now...
Merry Christmas, Farley.
Merry Christmas, Farley.
Merry Christmas, Woodcock.
Merry Christmas, Woodcock.
Mm!
Mm!
Mm.
Mm.
Mmmm! Ha ha!
Mmmm! Ha ha!
Mmmmm. Mmmmmm.
Mmmmm. Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm!
Mmmmmm!
Mom, are you OK?
Mom, are you OK?
Mom, for an emotional cripple like Woodcock...
Mom, for an emotional cripple like Woodcock...
Mom, l'm so sorry about last night.
Mom, l'm so sorry about last night.
Mom, l'm telling you, he's still
Mom, l'm telling you, he's still
Mom, Mom.
Mom, Mom.
Mom!
Mom!
Mom?
Mom?
Mom.
Mom.
Most want an autograph and a handshake...
Most want an autograph and a handshake...
Move those legs.
Move those legs.
Mr. Deepdish is dating my mom.
Mr. Deepdish is dating my mom.
Mr. Farley, l used to feel ostracized because of my weight.
Mr. Farley, l used to feel ostracized because of my weight.
Mr. Woodcock!
Mr. Woodcock!
Mr. Woodcock?
Mr. Woodcock?
Mr. Woodcock.
Mr. Woodcock.
Mrs. Farley!
Mrs. Farley!
My legs are as useless as your little pecker, but come on!
My legs are as useless as your little pecker, but come on!
My mom needs me. She's about to marry the Antichrist.
My mom needs me. She's about to marry the Antichrist.
My mom said he wouldn't drink so much...
My mom said he wouldn't drink so much...
My mom was Corn Cob Queen in 1970.
My mom was Corn Cob Queen in 1970.
My name is Zoe. And last summer, my cat Raisins ran away.
My name is Zoe. And last summer, my cat Raisins ran away.
My son. Do you remember him now?
My son. Do you remember him now?
Nedderman, l need you to find more dirt on Woodcock, all right?
Nedderman, l need you to find more dirt on Woodcock, all right?
Nedderman, turn it off.
Nedderman, turn it off.
Nedderman, we need concrete proof.
Nedderman, we need concrete proof.
Nedderman, Woodcock's been married before.
Nedderman, Woodcock's been married before.
Nedderman!
Nedderman!
Nedderman! lt's open.
Nedderman! lt's open.
Nedderman?
Nedderman?
Nedderman? What's going on?
Nedderman? What's going on?
Nedderman.
Nedderman.
Nedderman.
Nedderman.
Nice job, Scardusio. Did you get any tongue?
Nice job, Scardusio. Did you get any tongue?
Nice work, Farley.
Nice work, Farley.
No way in hell this guy's gonna run me out of my own house.
No way in hell this guy's gonna run me out of my own house.
No, but l get better suction without the choppers.
No, but l get better suction without the choppers.
No, John, don't hang
No, John, don't hang
No, l can't just tell her.
No, l can't just tell her.
No, l didn't.
No, l didn't.
No, l don't believe you. You did not beat Santa Claus up.
No, l don't believe you. You did not beat Santa Claus up.
No, l'm good, thanks.
No, l'm good, thanks.
No, Mr. Woodcock. Please don't hurt me again.
No, Mr. Woodcock. Please don't hurt me again.
No, no, no. No. No. Thank you, honey.
No, no, no. No. No. Thank you, honey.
No, no! Oh! Ow! Ow!
No, no! Oh! Ow! Ow!
No, no. l'm good.
No, no. l'm good.
No, of course not.
No, of course not.
No, really, it's fine.
No, really, it's fine.
No, sir, somebody
No, sir, somebody
No, your mom is beautiful.
No, your mom is beautiful.
No! Oh, poor Uncle Bob.
No! Oh, poor Uncle Bob.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. A lot of losers out there, l guess.
No. A lot of losers out there, l guess.
Not even one chin up, Farley?
Not even one chin up, Farley?
Not even one chin up, Farley?
Not even one chin up, Farley?
Not in a weird way, of course. Just close.
Not in a weird way, of course. Just close.
Not you, Kreamer.
Not you, Kreamer.
Now he's doing the same thing to my mom...
Now he's doing the same thing to my mom...
Now if you're not strong enough...
Now if you're not strong enough...
Now sit your ass down and get in front of the camera.
Now sit your ass down and get in front of the camera.
Now where is your ass and why isn't it in seat 2A?
Now where is your ass and why isn't it in seat 2A?
Now, before we begin our exploration of wiffleball...
Now, before we begin our exploration of wiffleball...
Now, before we get to the presentation...
Now, before we get to the presentation...
Now, if you don't mind...
Now, if you don't mind...
Now, l need you to find out who she is...
Now, l need you to find out who she is...
Now, l'm not saying there's a problem here. l don't judge.
Now, l'm not saying there's a problem here. l don't judge.
Now, right now, my mom is on that float all by herself...
Now, right now, my mom is on that float all by herself...
Now, then. We gotta go in there.
Now, then. We gotta go in there.
Oates coulda stopped running, right?
Oates coulda stopped running, right?
Oates, l can hear you wheezing from here.
Oates, l can hear you wheezing from here.
Of course not!
Of course not!
Oh, because you don't like to hear when l have a date.
Oh, because you don't like to hear when l have a date.
Oh, bro, staking out the guy's place is one thing...
Oh, bro, staking out the guy's place is one thing...
Oh, come on. We'll have fun.
Oh, come on. We'll have fun.
Oh, gee...what are you doing here?
Oh, gee...what are you doing here?
Oh, good work! Let's go see her right now.
Oh, good work! Let's go see her right now.
Oh, good. l'm done.
Oh, good. l'm done.
Oh, great.
Oh, great.
Oh, he wasn't fat!
Oh, he wasn't fat!
Oh, hey. Look, your new book.
Oh, hey. Look, your new book.
Oh, honey. Oh, darling.
Oh, honey. Oh, darling.
Oh, it's on.
Oh, it's on.
Oh, just ask his ex wife right there, Sally Jensen.
Oh, just ask his ex wife right there, Sally Jensen.
Oh, l l teach English.
Oh, l l teach English.
Oh, l get it. You're scared.
Oh, l get it. You're scared.
Oh, l love you too.
Oh, l love you too.
Oh, l shoulda known that you'd be here.
Oh, l shoulda known that you'd be here.
Oh, l think he's in shock.
Oh, l think he's in shock.
Oh, l'll get it.
Oh, l'll get it.
Oh, l'm sorry. l didn't mean to interrupt.
Oh, l'm sorry. l didn't mean to interrupt.
Oh, look, that's so nice. You've got some friends over.
Oh, look, that's so nice. You've got some friends over.
Oh, my God, Jasper.
Oh, my God, Jasper.
Oh, my God, what happened?
Oh, my God, what happened?
Oh, my God. That's fantastic. For how long?
Oh, my God. That's fantastic. For how long?
Oh, my God. This is my hometown.
Oh, my God. This is my hometown.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! You know what l just realized?
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! You know what l just realized?
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, OK.
Oh, OK.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, right. Thanks for that.
Oh, right. Thanks for that.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank God. l thought l'd killed you.
Oh, thank God. l thought l'd killed you.
Oh, that's so true, that's so true. And that is why...
Oh, that's so true, that's so true. And that is why...
Oh, they're getting ready to go so we'll just go over here.
Oh, they're getting ready to go so we'll just go over here.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah, baby! Whoo! Whooo hoo hoo!
Oh, yeah, baby! Whoo! Whooo hoo hoo!
Oh, you think this is funny?
Oh, you think this is funny?
Oh, your dad's dead?
Oh, your dad's dead?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! He did? Oh.
Oh! He did? Oh.
Oh! Look what l've got.
Oh! Look what l've got.
Oh! Now you're cheating!
Oh! Now you're cheating!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Any time, any place.
Oh. Any time, any place.
Oh. l was just trying to help!
Oh. l was just trying to help!
Oh. Um...
Oh. Um...
OK, Farley, you're up.
OK, Farley, you're up.
OK, let's move it.
OK, let's move it.
OK, now remember they're all potential stalkers.
OK, now remember they're all potential stalkers.
OK, Palumbo, this is your last chance.
OK, Palumbo, this is your last chance.
OK, so let's go get some cotton candy and let the boys play.
OK, so let's go get some cotton candy and let the boys play.
OK, take me down.
OK, take me down.
OK, that's not true.
OK, that's not true.
OK, this is the plan.
OK, this is the plan.
OK, Tyra Banks, very nice.
OK, Tyra Banks, very nice.
OK, um...
OK, um...
OK?
OK?
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
OK. So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
On his last book tour.
On his last book tour.
On my own all these years?
On my own all these years?
On the balance beam that time, were you?
On the balance beam that time, were you?
On The Tyra Banks Show!
On The Tyra Banks Show!
Once a woman makes her mind up...
Once a woman makes her mind up...
Once and for all, OK?
Once and for all, OK?
Once l spoke Portuguese and l don't even know the language.
Once l spoke Portuguese and l don't even know the language.
Once, l actually blacked out.
Once, l actually blacked out.
One day you'll date girls and you'll understand.
One day you'll date girls and you'll understand.
One time he grabbed me by my
One time he grabbed me by my
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Or a koi pond!
Or a koi pond!
Or grandma. Put your hand down, Lewis.
Or grandma. Put your hand down, Lewis.
Or l don't care what your answer is.
Or l don't care what your answer is.
Or l'm gonna shove my arm up your ass...
Or l'm gonna shove my arm up your ass...
Or tell you the capital of Montana.
Or tell you the capital of Montana.
Or you egged the car, or you did something until l just gave up.
Or you egged the car, or you did something until l just gave up.
Over and over again.
Over and over again.
Palumbo, don't push me.
Palumbo, don't push me.
Past that stutter of yours...
Past that stutter of yours...
Penalty!
Penalty!
Pick up the pace!
Pick up the pace!
Please, honey.
Please, honey.
Pretty good there, Farley?
Pretty good there, Farley?
Probably good for the old hip flexor...
Probably good for the old hip flexor...
Probably good for the old hip flexor...
Probably good for the old hip flexor...
Put me on the mat.
Put me on the mat.
Quiet on set.
Quiet on set.
Quiet, please!
Quiet, please!
Ready, gentlemen!
Ready, gentlemen!
Really wishing that you were up there with her.
Really wishing that you were up there with her.
Really? No, l feel great.
Really? No, l feel great.
Really? What did you think?
Really? What did you think?
Recently, uh, one of my swimmers took hold...
Recently, uh, one of my swimmers took hold...
Remember him now?
Remember him now?
Remember, Woodcock used to make Oates do, like, 6 miles...
Remember, Woodcock used to make Oates do, like, 6 miles...
Rhetorical question, Beverly!
Rhetorical question, Beverly!
Rhetorical question, Weaver. Take a lap.
Rhetorical question, Weaver. Take a lap.
Right from this dingy little shithole you call home.
Right from this dingy little shithole you call home.
Right here in your mommy's house.
Right here in your mommy's house.
Right there, haven't you?
Right there, haven't you?
Right, Clark, give me the minicam. You're on lookout.
Right, Clark, give me the minicam. You're on lookout.
Right.
Right.
Right. The nursing home?
Right. The nursing home?
Running your mouth doesn't count as exercise.
Running your mouth doesn't count as exercise.
Russian headlock!
Russian headlock!
Said by the man flat on his back in an ambulance.
Said by the man flat on his back in an ambulance.
Sally Jensen?
Sally Jensen?
Sausage and onion. Extra sauce, right?
Sausage and onion. Extra sauce, right?
Save it for the corn test, old man.
Save it for the corn test, old man.
Saw him last week at the coffee shop with her.
Saw him last week at the coffee shop with her.
See if l care!
See if l care!
See you, girls. That's funny, Farley.
See you, girls. That's funny, Farley.
See, my mom is my biggest inspiration too.
See, my mom is my biggest inspiration too.
See, the locker room is reserved...
See, the locker room is reserved...
See?
See?
Seems like old times, doesn't it?
Seems like old times, doesn't it?
Seriously. Am l the only one...
Seriously. Am l the only one...
Serves them well later in life.
Serves them well later in life.
Set of ten, Farley.
Set of ten, Farley.
Set of ten.
Set of ten.
She does know what decade it is, right?
She does know what decade it is, right?
She doesn't listen to me when it comes to Woodcock.
She doesn't listen to me when it comes to Woodcock.
She farts on a book...
She farts on a book...
She knows that he plays hopscotch for a living, right?
She knows that he plays hopscotch for a living, right?
She looks awfully young to be your mom.
She looks awfully young to be your mom.
She was dead from stran gulation.
She was dead from stran gulation.

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