Final Destination 5 (2011) Edit

A kid had a panic attack and wanted off the plane.

A lucky few survive a disaster.

Aah! Sam, be careful!

All right, ahem, show me how this happened.

All right, bye.

All right, give me this.

All right, Janine next. Let's go.

All right, these are solid. Just making sure.

All right, well, more for me.

All right, well, more for me.

All right, you know what?

All right?

All set, Pete?

All the days and years that they have yet to live.

All we are

Although now I'm not so sure.

Amber, yes, that's what I said.

Amber? Amber, I'm sorry, wait a second. Is that weird sound on your end or mi ?

Among the survivors were eight employees of Presage Paper...

And although they've been branded the lucky eight...

And besides, coach would kill me. Heh.

And I convinced myself that...

And I should have stopped her.

And I thought about Candice, and I thought, Wait a minute.

And I thought about it.

And I'm not gonna spend the life I just earned in prison.

And Isaac, he never got off the bus. He went with it.

And it's your last practice of your college career.

And no one else did?

And now something is trying to set it right.

And so now it's kill or be killed.

And Someone will be in to service you soon.

And then one by one, Death comes for them all.

And they take your place in death.

And what does this really get me?

And you will feel a little numbness in your eye...

And, chef...

And, um, sometimes our older ones too. Come on.

Any day?

Anybody know when this thing's supposed to start?

Anyone could be next.

Anyways, uh, I was up all last night, you know...

Are you gonna be chef or are you gonna be sales guy?

Are you saying that we can't stop this?

Are you sure it's okay if I make her a little something?

Are you sure you wanna share that?

As long as we're together...

At the memorial service. You said Death didn't like to be cheated.

Authorities are calling the North Bay Bridge collapse...

Aw, Debbie.

Aw, Debbie.

Aw, hell, no.

Bald's the new black, sir. Bald's the new black.

Because I really do wanna take you out again.

Because it's only a matter of time before they shut us down.

Because this is the last practice before the championship.

Been up long?

Being here, I mean.

But I didn't need to, Molly...

But I think you know something.

But I'll win him over, even if it kills me.

But I'm not willing to lose you.

But if you come up with any other explanations, let us know.

But it's the only thing you've ever dreamed of.

But she didn't make it. She fell.

But the people that left us on the bridge that day, they were more than that.

But this is amazing.

But we all worked with them, huh?

But you just witnessed the murder of a federal agent.

Bye.

Call it a hunch.

Can you believe it? Us?

Candice didn't deserve to die.

Candice, now.

Candice! Candice!

Candice?

Candice? Candice'?!

Candice. Do you actually get paid for this internship...

Cheers.

CHO:

Come here.

Come on, Candice. You got this.

Come on, Candice. You're up.

Come on, come on.

Come on, let's go! Let's go!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Hit the floor. You can do it.

Come towards me. Come on, you're almost there! Come on.

Company did an autopsy for insurance purposes.

Corporate has us operating at less than 50 percent until this thing blows over.

Creepy guy.

Death...

Deep breath.

Definitely beats the alternative, right?

Dennis, you want me to fly someone up there?

Dennis! It was Dennis.

Did he ever demonstrate any sort of extremist behavior?

Did he just say my name?

Did he seem weird to you when he got on the bus?

Did Sam have issues with authority?

Did you just correct me?

Did you kill him?

Did you or didn't you?

Did you or didn't you?

Did you try the little jam bread whatever your boyfriend made?

Do I?

Do you know what? My assistant's given me an incomplete file.

Do you mind if I come in?

Do you mind if I take the window seat?

Does that mean anything?

Doesn't mean I can't help it.

Don't forget these.

Don't know what that means. No idea. Yep.

Don't worry, Molly...

Dot

Dottie!

Dust in the wind

Dust in the wind

Dust in the wind

Dust in the wind

Enough. Molly, I'm serious.

Erotic massage?

Every time, Candice.

Everybody just stay where you are.

Ex.

Exactly. I wanna be on the road in 90 seconds.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. We don't have to wait for them, do we?

Feels dynamite.

First Candice, now Isaac.

Five different systems had to go wrong...

For management, the valuable skills necessary...

For some more than others.

For the naked team building.

For the next two days, you will be tested, both physically and mentally...

Forensics came back with the analysis.

Fuck it.

Fuck!

Gee, thanks.

Get in here!

Get off the bus!

Get off the plane. You don't understand!

Get ready for a new adventure at 180 Corporate Consulting.

Getting you to safety.

Go hard this time, Candice.

Go to Paris.

Go!

God!

Good morning, Presage employees.

Good.

Good. Good.

Got my dessert?

Guess we all should have seen that coming.

Gymnasts are worse than baseball players at this kind of thing.

Ha, ha. Yo, Buddha. Slow down on the rice cakes.

Had to get off the factory floor, man. Roy's driving me crazy.

He should have your death, and you should have his years.

He's yelling about kill or be killed.

Heh. It's not your time yet.

Heh. Like clockwork.

Heh. Terrible.

Heh. That is exactly what the agent kept saying.

Hello, Agent Block? This is Dennis.

Hello?!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Here we are. Come on in.

Here we go, Candice. Stay loose.

Here we go.

Here, have a seat.

Here.

Hey, Agent Block, it's Dennis. Um

Hey, clean that grate.

Hey, coach! How was that?

Hey, guys, come on!

Hey, guys.

Hey, Katrina, how you doing?

Hey, listen. Hey, who's my girl, Kimber?

Hey, man, what are you doing up here?

Hey, Olivia.

Hey, Peter.

Hey, Sam, when I said, Would you put breakfast together for the retreat?...

Hey, Sam? Molly?

Hey, Sam.

Hey, Stan, how's it going?

Hey, that's great. I prefer a professional. In fact, you know what? I kind of demand it.

Hey, there's a fire in here!

Hey, there's a fire!

Hey, what's he doing here?

Hey!

Hey! Fire!

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Oh, it's, uh, Candice, right?

Hi, Molly.

Hide and I'll distract him. When you can, go.

High winds?

His ex girlfriend, I mean. Molly.

Hold on a sec, let me go someplace a little more private.

Hold on, man, I'll be right back.

Hold on, you're leaving?!

Hold on!

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold up there a second.

Hold up.

Holy crap. Did you guys get your bereavement pay yet?

Holy shit, you're strong.

Holy shit!

How did you explain it?

How did you know?

How did you know?

How do we know for sure?

How do you know?

How many drinks have you had?

How you holding up? I tried calling.

How's it going?

How's that foie gras, Sam? Waiting on you.

I am.

I came as soon as I heard.

I can't move my head.

I could just grab somebody and pull them into an alley.

I couldn't.

I couldn't.

I cut everyone's hours, okay?

I didn't.

I don't know yet, but thank you, Dennis, and call me if you see anything strange.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, man.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. It just happened so fast.

I don't know. I'm not ready. I don't feel ready.

I don't make the rules.

I don't think I can.

I don't wanna go. I'm just following orders.

I don't wanna kill anybody, Sam.

I don't want a foo hay. No foo hay. Aah!

I don't.

I don't.

I fire him and suddenly I've got a factory full of Roys.

I got 15 years on you here. You got, what, four years in some classroom upstate?

I got something better.

I got you!

I gotta tell you, he's a pre Uh oh, that's what it is, is it? Did I touch a nerve?

I guess I do.

I guess it was for the best.

I had a vision.

I have a feeling we'll be seeing each other again.

I have figured it out.

I just clean up after the game is over.

I just did.

I just get weird with tragedies. I'm sorry.

I just thought I'd be leaving too much behind.

I killed him.

I know exactly what you need.

I know Roy wasn't the easiest guy to work with.

I know that there was just so much going on...

I know, but...

I look out at the faces today...

I love you, but doesn't change the fact that you're still an intern.

I may not know what's going on, but it's not what that guy's selling.

I mean, I could try it a hundred times and never re create exactly what happened here.

I mean, is that it?

I mean, they wanna send me to the flagship restaurant in Paris...

I mean, you love it out there.

I moved in with

I realized that...

I said Wong. You follow me?

I saw it collapse. I knew it would happen.

I see dead people.

I see that it's been quite a while since your first consultation.

I should have done something. I should've

I still can't believe he's gone, though.

I stole it out of Roy's truck. Ha, ha. it's good, right? Ha, ha.

I think he just needed the distraction.

I think there's an order to these deaths.

I think you got this.

I thought you'd be working tonight.

I told you, I saw it coming. I don't know how.

I wanna see you guys run the routine all the way through once.

I want you to tell me what you think is going on.

I warned you. Do whatever you wanna do.

I was gonna tell you after this weekend.

I will, of course. Thank you.

I Will.

I'll be right back.

I'll tell you what I believe:

I'm better when you're with me.

I'm just gonna enter some data into...

I'm just trying to clarify, though, that this professional experience ends, uh...

I'm just trying to get all the pieces of the puzzle together...

I'm next to go, right?

I'm not fucking around here, Dennis.

I'm not going to uproot my life, leave you, for that job.

I'm not gonna lie, it's a little annoying.

I'm saying that as your friend because, as your boss, I'm ready to fire your ass.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm sorry, Molly.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Peter.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

If Death is gonna come for me, I don't think it matters where I am.

If I could actually kill some stranger, replace their life with my own.

If I don't, I'll end up drinking it alone, which is just sad.

If the offer still stands...

If you ever need anyone to talk to...

Inside my baby's room

Instructions are in your binder.

Is that supposed to be happening?!

Isaac Palmer, tech support.

It can't be a coincidence.

It could be you. Understand?

It just doesn't make sense.

It says right here in your statement:

It was just timing, you know? He got in the way and

It's a retreat.

It's been really hard to concentrate after everything.

It's coming loose!

It's gone. You killed him.

It's gonna be a good day.

It's good that you're here. You shouldn't be alone right now.

It's just so quiet.

It's just that I've seen this before.

It's me and then you, isn't it?

It's not forgotten

It's not working out, Sam.

It's not.

It's okay, it's safe. Now you've just gotta follow this to Molly's voice, all right?

It's personal.

It's Sam's turn.

It's that creepy dude.

It's the factory guys that usually get laid off.

It's weird.

It's yours.

It's yours.

Just his girlfriend.

Just think for a minute, all right?

Killing people to survive Death's list. Really?

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be pulling away from the gate as

Later.

Leaving more for us.

Let me taste it.

Let's be aggressive.

Let's do this. Two billion people can't be Wong.

Let's go, ladies, and drink water.

Let's go!

Let's go. Do it!

Let's just go, Sam.

Life is too short, Sam.

Life's a bitch.

Like I said, it just came out of nowhere.

Like massage therapy?

Listen, if you think I'm gonna sit here

Listen, it's going to happen to us too if we don't do something about it.

Listen, Pete just came in here and he's just completely lost it.

Listen...

Look at me.

Look away.

Look out!

Look, I just had a hunch that something bad was gonna happen. That's it.

Look, I know that I helped you across.

Look, you just need to make a decision, you know?

Look, you were right. If I don't take the job, I'll regret it.

Looks good.

Make sure to clean up afterward.

Maybe I should go.

Maybe it doesn't want me to die.

Maybe that's why Candice and Isaac are dead.

Maybe you worked for them.

Maybe you worked next to them.

Maybe.

Mm.

Molly made it, she didn't die.

Molly, go! Go get help!

Molly, Isaac died on a massage table.

Molly, please. Please, God, follow me.

Molly, Sam, come on, guys.

Molly. Your ticket's canceled.

Morning, Peter.

My bookie ain't operating at 50 percent.

My ex wife, she's taking 50 percent, so I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

My forms are all signed.

My job.

Nah, just this stupid retreat thing with the idiots from the office.

Nathan, hey. Come on, man, we're all waiting for you.

Never matters. I'm sorry, because I

Nice of you to come, Nathan.

Nicely done, Candice.

No choice. He's the union rep.

No shit.

No, Candice! Aah!

No, Dennis.

No, he was fine. It's like he just snapped.

No, I did call you.

No, I didn't really do anything.

No, look, guys, come on.

No, no, I remember you. You were, like, a bigger gal, right?

No, no, no, not you, sir. Them.

No, no, no. I'm not blowing you off.

No, no, that's okay. That's okay, I'm all right.

No, no. I'm not catching any diseases unless I've earned them.

No, no. You're going the wrong way there, little lady.

No, not all of us.

No, of course you don't.

No, we gotta move, man.

No, yeah, I saw. I was just tired

No, you did, didn't you?

No!

No!

No! Peter!

No? You don't want me to...?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, guilt doesn't kill you.

No. No, I just

No. You heard the news, it was natural causes.

Nobody's safe.

Not a good idea, Roy. Not a good idea, man.

Not done yet, Sam.

Not the plant, just us. Just sales and administration.

Not us, we're supposed to be safe.

Not yet.

Nothing lasts forever but the...

Now...

Obviously, you've never met my in laws.

Of course.

Of course. I just called you right now, didn't I?

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, good. Well, then, we can be terrible together.

Oh, I saw it last night.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

Oh, it's, um, just something I do to relax me. And for luck.

Oh, just for some of our younger patients.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no! No! No!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that actually felt great.

Oh, uh, hey, can you grab that for me? Thanks.

Oh, um, but that 12:30 curfew tonight? You should plan on breaking that.

Oh, well, you know...

Oh, whoa!

Oh, yeah, it definitely sounded like a threat.

Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, come in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Awesome.

Oh, yeah. I keep trying to.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Okay, go to bars.

Okay, I'm gently going to position your head...

Okay, I'm sorry. Do you come with subtitles?

Okay, no more suspense.

Okay, now comes the fun part. Here comes a drop.

Okay, Porter, it's your turn.

Okay, schoolboy, what do you wanna talk to me about?

Okay, seriously, this is stupid.

Okay, sorry, this is not a vacation. Okay, this is a business retreat.

Okay, your thumbs are kind of in my eyes.

Okay. A vision.

Okay. Thanks for the advice!

Okay. You're right.

Olivia and Isaac are dead.

Olivia Castle. Where is she?

Olivia didn't. Dennis didn't.

Olivia didn't. Dennis didn't.

Olivia!

Olivia. Have you slept with every hipster in town yet?

Once again, Chinese lady, I don't have a clue what you're saying.

Once you've handled the e mail...

Ooh, nice one.

Or Isaac Palmer.

Or just shove somebody off a curb into traffic.

Over and out.

Over here! See the railing?

Ow, ow. Okay, it's in. it's definitely in. Ow, okay, yes, it is in.

OW!

Ow. Damn it.

Pan coming through.

Paris.

People like Jennifer Alcott...

Perfect. Just what we want.

Peter, can I get you anything to eat? I can make you up some pasta.

Peter, just go.

Peter, there wasn't anything you could've done.

Peter, what did you do?

Peter!

Peter! Come on, Peter, let's go!

Peter! Hurry!

Peter! Peter!

Peter?

Peter.

Peter.

Please enjoy your breakfast...

Please.

Psychic phenomena, ghosts, Bigfoot.

Re Re what? Retarded?

Really strong value on this.

Relax.

Relax.

Repeat, shots fired. Requesting backup. 1026 Washington.

Right now, yeah.

Right? Why don't you come by after my shift...

Robert, my man.

Roy, would you come to the control room, please?

Roy! You okay down there?

Run!

Said he had some kind of vision.

Said it was flat. No flavor.

Sam, hold on!

Sam, just get back on the bus. We can talk about it.

Sam, there had to be a reason.

Sam, you can't do this to yourself.

Sam!

Sam!

Sam! Sam!

Sam! Wait for us!

Sam.

Sam.

Same reason I had it done myself.

Samuel. Get to work on the bourguignon.

Settle down!

She dies doing something that she's done...

She might be in danger.

She said she didn't wanna do it.

She said she wasn't ready.

She was almost finished with her routine and then...

She was doing great.

She's fine. We do this kind of procedure all the time.

She's superstitious.

Shit.

Shit.

Should we maybe have code names for one another, do you think?

Sleep.

Slow down there a little bit.

So does that mean I get Block's life?

So first was Candice.

So how's your French?

So I went on a walk.

So if it happens tomorrow, or 50 years from now, whatever.

So if the theory works, then you traded spots.

So tell me about stress relief.

So we're gonna be all business for the next two days.

So you let Death have somebody else in your place...

So, uh, who wants one?

So, what, we're doomed to die?

So?

Someone call 911.

Something saved me on that bridge.

Something.

Something's wrong.

Sorry about that.

Sorry about that. My, uh, sister tends to get a little chatty sometimes.

Sorry.

Stan, relax, it's just some construction.

Start over with me.

Stay focused.

Stay with me tonight, please.

Still alive, I mean.

Stop it

Stranger.

Take a guess.

Tell Candice I love her.

Tell me about the breakup.

Tell me that's a mistake.

Tell me this is Kimber from last Tuesday. Wait, I'm sorry, which Kimber is ?

Tend to be a bit noisy, if you know what I mean.

Thank you.

Thanks, man. Just remember that when you see my sales report for last month.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That agent still hounding you?

That could've been ugly, huh? Ha, ha.

That I don't think it's such a good idea.

That sounds premeditated to me.

That's all you got?

That's it.

That's it.

That's not so bad, is it?

That's not very nice, you know.

That's not what he's saying. I don't deserve to live more than anyone.

That's the big question here.

Thattagirl.

The apprenticeship.

The cabin lights have been dimmed for takeoff

The check.

The customer is an asshole. The bourguignon is good.

The other 17 employees were killed in the collapse.

Then I reached back for Olivia.

Then Isaac.

Then Olivia.

Then the books are balanced.

Then the bus tipped over.

Then who would be next?

Then, what? What is it?

There we go.

There.

There's a wrinkle in reality. And that wrinkle is you.

There's an answer for everything.

There's an answer for why you knew to warn everyone...

They have these workout machines that you use on your back.

They mirror the order everyone died in on the bridge.

They weren't supposed to survive, and now it's coming after the rest of us.

They're called tits.

They're closing us down.

They're dying in order.

They're saying it was a freak accident.

They're shutting down the plant?

They're working on it.

They've gotta make it cooler or we're gonna pass out.

Thirty minutes. You sleep.

This covers a session for two different physical therapies.

This doesn't make any sense.

This has never happened before.

This is a family operation. Everyone on staff is professional.

This is a major liability issue. If something happens to them, it's on us, you get that?

This is crazy, Peter. Don't do this.

This is some freaky shit.

This is the end, so, what are we toasting to?

This weekend, a professional will guide you to achieving better results...

Those passengers who got off the plane earlier, what was that all about?

Three weeks ago they brought you in as assistant plant manager...

Three? That's a pattern.

To Paris?

To the girl on the run

To, uh, finding new jobs.

Turns out Roy had an enlarged blood vessel in his brain so big...

Two deaths? Okay, all right. That's a coincidence.

Uh oh, Roy, that's the boss. You in trouble, Roy.

Uh, guys, you're not gonna believe this.

Uh, I don't know. I couldn't sleep. I just kept thinking about the bridge.

Uh, I'm sorry. I just thought

Uh, it's Sam, sir.

Uh, no. No, no, no. I'm good. Uh, thank you.

Uh, tell me what?

Uh, well, a lot is going on in my life...

Uh, well, I just saw his car, so I'll go track him down.

Uh...

Veal's ready, take it out.

Very good.

Vincent, speed it up, okay?

Wait a minute. We kill someone, we get their life? Is that what you're telling me?

Wait a second, what happened to the younger version of you?

Wait a second. You understood that.

Wait. Are those things even sterilized?

Wait. Extremist behavior'?

Was he upset? Scale of 1 to 10.

Wasn't he dead already?

Wasted like a drunk She drank, drunk, drunk

Wasted time, sir.

Way to show some initiative, Stan.

We all gotta get off.

We can't live our lives in fear, Moll.

We don't know anything.

We got a gig on Sunday.

We gotta move now!

We hope you're all ready for our exciting team building retreat.

We just got our lives back, so, what kind of fucked up karma is that?

We need to tell Olivia.

We should all just put it behind us and be grateful we're still alive.

We should talk about this later. Let's just

We should, uh...

We talked about that.

We think we weren't supposed to survive on that bridge.

We weren't supposed to survive that bridge collapse.

We will help you build a culture of corporate ethics by defining

We'll just have to figure something else out.

We'll tie it off from the far side.

We're all gonna die if we don't get off this bridge now!

We're fine for the day.

We're not working out.

Well, look, if you do go to Paris, do me a favor.

Well, shouldn't that be the job of the facility manager?

Well, that doesn't do me any good. Heh, heh.

Well, they should have it fixed by now.

Well, this day just got way more fun.

Well, when I had that vision, or premonition, or whatever it was...

Well...

What about you?

What are those for?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Ow.

What are you doing? Ow.

What are you getting at?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you want from us?

What does that have to do with anything?

What happened?

What is it?

What made you decide to take the leap today?

What makes you think I know anything?

What the fuck?!

What was that?

What you gonna say?

What you've been waiting for.

What, pretend like I didn't see this for the next two days? No, let's talk about this.

What, the trip? it's my brother's wedding.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Sam, that's amazing.

What's capay? I don't know what that means.

What's going on here?

What's happening to us?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the matter with it?

What's the matter?

What's the one thing we can't recycle, Pete?

What's up, bud?

What's with these?

Whatever answer you're looking for, I don't have it.

Whatever.

Whatever's wrong, I can fix it.

When are they gonna offer you that permanent gig at the restaurant?

When Dennis gets here, I guess.

When everything started going down on that bridge...

Where are you going?

Where is she?

Where'd you get these?

Who are you?

Who can forget Trevor Wino's smile?

Who dies after Olivia?

Who dies during a massage? Seriously.

Who is it, Sam?

Who wants to be first to tell me what the hell happened?

Who's Isaac?