Date Night (2010) Edit

A couple of your goons picked them up earlier tonight at Claw.

A helicopter and a SWAT team are part of the plan?

Actually get a table.

Actually, I promised my wife dinner in the city.

Again, we're not the bad guys, they are. We're not going to hurt you.

Again.

Ah! I'm up. I'm up.

Ah.

All right, all right, all right! Okay, I'm sorry.

All right, what if they gave him the flash drive back?

All right! All right! All right! I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!

All right! All right! All right! I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!

All right.

All right. No, no, no. Nobody's going anywhere.

All right. So you must be Thomas Felton.

All right. We were just getting warmed up.

All the people you see, to be able to remember one...

All this time, I've been keeping the cops off your ass,

All those long drives up and down the turnpike.

Am I getting the present?

And a few other goodies I'm sure I'll find on this.

And act ion!

And action!

And enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.

And even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself,

And eventually she tells me, and I'm quoting here,

And fart into a shoe box.

And forget about the anal!

And get in there and butter that pole.

And he is not succeeding.

And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine,

And here we are.

And Holbrooke.

And I am just the husband.

And I get it, because I lit up, too. He is super hot! And why...

And I know it's late, but if we could just come in for one second,

And I need help.

And I only have a 20,

And I remember that you used to run your own detective agency or something?

And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time

And I wanna take my top off,

And I'm betting you she's gonna change her mind.

And I'm really tired, so as nice as it was to see you again, Claire,

And I've got a plan. I've got a way to do that.

And if anything opens up, we'll come get you, okay?

And is probably in need of significant repair,

And it's medicine that can only be administered by a doctor.

And let me tell you something, folks.

And menstruate in peace.

And neither do you.

And now they think that we're you.

And now you're just too scared shitless to admit it.

And now, all I want to do is get us home.

And now, some unruly criminals, who are also policemen...

And pop that coochie.

And she is getting drunk enough to get through what's gonna happen later.

And so now it's a Friday, at 7:30, on the bustling island of Manhattan, so...

And that they were just really excellent roommates.

And that's why Taste was acting so weird when you mentioned Miletto's name.

And the father of my children,

And then the two perps you let go walked into the bar.

And then to suddenly discover that you're menstruating?

And then we had a great time.

And then we'll be out of your hair.

And then we're gonna have the best Lego battle ever.

And then, after I have washed everybody else's food and boogers off of me,

And there it is. Yeah, we maybe from New Jersey,

And there's no breaking out of it.

And this is my husband, Phil Foster.

And we didn't. We were late,

And we just thought that eating at Claw

And we parked our car on Harrison Street to take a look around,

And we were hoping that tonight would be sort of special.

And we're the Tripplehorns.

And when we came back, it had been towed.

And will you, for the love of God,

And you are going to get in there and work that pole till it's a nub.

And you are gonna get in there and work that pole like a runaway.

And you brought your androgynous friend.

And you call this Byzantine?

And you might be just the kind of man who could help us.

And you need to walk among the birds.

And you should be able to dance again.

And you've left the medicine in the car

And your girlfriend is so hot it's like looking through a shimmering jet engine,

And, yeah, you know what? Maybe, occasionally,

Any coffee or dessert for you guys tonight?

Anyway, he ended up buying a place down here

Anyway, you were awesome. Claire, don't leave me hanging.

Are you focusing?

Are you kidding me?

Are you ready for the go down?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me that these goons are tracking you right now?

Are you two okay?

As impossible as this may be to believe, Holbrooke,

As it so happens, we didn't have a reservation, so we took yours.

As she tramped through the unforgiving terrain.

As you can see, the floors are all pickled oak.

At the light you're gonna take a hard right. I have a plan.

Baby, are you ready for the showdown?

Baby, baby!

Baby, baby!

Be a good girl and listen to your husband.

Be able to get this lock open if I...

Beat it, junkies.

Because Crenshaw goes to Miletto's clubs to get hookers.

Because he won't listen to the lady in the car,

Because the computer sticky thing is at the bottom of the East River,

Because these criminals, these dirty cops...

Because these truffles are amazing and super expensive.

Because they think that we have a flash drive that you stole from them.

Because those potato skins made me kind of gassy.

Because we're gonna find them, and we're gonna make them do it.

Because you are a beautiful and amazing man,

Because you are like Nasrin. Because you are ashamed

Best fucking decision I ever made.

Better than roommates.

Better to wait it out.

Better yet. That's Will.i.am,

Black ops, that sort of thing. It's a grind.

Blood trickled down her leg to the ground,

Blow me!

Bobby De Niro. Heat. Classic!

Bombs are falling everywhere

Bonso ir, we were in here earlier,

Bowling, bouncy house, face painting?

Boy. Look at these two lovebirds.

Brad said to me that he and Haley were fine,

Brad, okay, well, why are we here, then, in your house,

But Crenshaw can't bust Miletto,

But how did you even begin to come up with that whole plan?

But I am going to lapse into a mini coma for just a second,

But I don't actually ever put them in my mouth.

But I get it. I totally know why you'd have pornographic pictures of the DA.

But I remember he was some kind of security expert.

But I'm gonna go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror.

But if our associate, Mr. Holbrooke Grant,

But if you just let me do something for you,

But my husband gets these plans in his head,

But now it's $320,000.

But somehow together, that is the filthiest thing I've ever heard.

But that is gross. That's...

But that's not the reason we're here.

But then I realized, I know what she's talking about, okay.

But they were blackmailing the DA.

But we didn't know that at the time.

But we're not rubes.

But you know what would make all the hard work 10 times easier?

But your penis!

But your plans are the worst!

But, no, you don't. You have to do it all yourself, your way.

But, no, you had to go and get all greedy and start stealing

But, okay, okay. Just in case,

Bye. See you.

Byzantine, Mediterranean. Whatever you need it to be.

Can't tell the kids.

Can't wait. I don't know how you agree to still do those book clubs, buddy.

Car! Car!

Care to join me?

Careful.

Carlton, please, escort these two out, please.

Charlotte, sweetie, I'll make you breakfast in just a sec.

Claire, they have our IDs. They know where we live.

Claire? Yeah, yeah, I remember. It's pretty late.

Claw? It's impossible to get in. And the city's so far.

Claw. That place in TriBeCa with the $50 soup? How'd that work out for you?

Clown bus.

Come home, clean the house, pick up the kids,

Come on home.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, guys, what's the big deal?

Come on, if you're gonna spend time with me, you have to earn it.

Come on, man. Come on. Come on, baby!

Come on, rainbow wheel!

Come on!

Come on! One way! One freaking way!

Come on! We got this. Come on. Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Always with the over packing. What's the deal?

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Come on. Come on!

Come on. This is a family place.

Come on. You're okay.

Come! Come on!

Come... God!

Cook dinner, clean up that dinner,

Could be headed over here right now.

Could I just come up for a second? It's very important.

Counting them down, works every time.

Cyndi Lauper.

Dad?

Detectives, welcome.

Did you get it? Did you get it?

Did you hear how she pronounced his name?

Did you hear how she pronounced his name?

Did you really think you could steal from Joe Miletto and get away with it?

District Attorney Crenshaw.

Do it. Do it.

Do you accept a collect phone call from...

Do you ever think about leaving me?

Do you understand what I'm saying? Look at me. Can you... Oh, God.

Doesn't hear from us every hour on the hour until we're safe,

Don't call me a bitch, whore.

Don't come back until you have a warrant.

Don't go out the front door. Go out the back door.

Don't hit that!

Don't let love play the fool with me

Don't move.

Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you.

Down through my garage, okay? There's a service elevator by the office.

Drinking a Diet Sprite, by myself.

Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air!

Dude, right here! Now pull over, and get your Dr. Phil...

Eating with our good friend Sam I Am.

Enjoy your noodles.

Everybody's hopped up!

Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels.

Everything. Wallets, ATM cards, all of it.

Everything's okay! Tell them we love them.

Ew, Peppermint Hippo. That's...

Excuse me for dreaming!

Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Tripplehorn?

Excuse me, sir, we're trying to do a rooftop thing.

F you, mother F er.

Fantastic! Won't have to pay for college.

Fine! Fine! Just get the kids out right now!

First one was okay. Second one was bad.

For how long, Phil? The cops that were at Holbrooke's

Fosters!

Fosters! What up?

From an agent in this office.

From The Peppermint Hippo, where she works.

Get that bird away from me.

Get the lights.

Get them out of here.

Get up. Now.

Get up. Now.

Get your story together.

Give it to him yourself.

Go back to bed, hotness. I'll be there soon.

God, what was on your shoe?

Good call. I would've done that.

Good night.

Good night.

Good to see you again, Detective.

Got them!

Great. This way.

Great. Who likes shirts?

Gun!

Guys, you know what would be even sexier than that?

Had only pictures and information about one client,

Haley and I are splitting.

Have a seat.

Have them in your back pocket for a rainy day.

Have you not heard a word I said, whore?

Have you not heard a word I said, whore?

Having sex in the same position twice a week.

He has his broom with him.

He just sort of went on auto pilot.

He should be busting people like Joe Miletto.

He thinks he left his phone.

He's a DA. He's a good guy.

He's a gangster. He's a bad guy. He's very bad.

He's the ex military guy we questioned tonight.

Hello, my peeps.

Hello, people are trying to kill us because they think we're you. Fix it.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hi, Holbrooke,

Hello? Hi! Two chardonnays, please. Could I have some...

Hello. Hello, good evening.

Hello. Yes, we are the Tripplehorn. Horns.

Hells yes, we are.

Here it is. Remember the plan? Barely.

Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Okay, ready? One, two, three, go!

Hey ho! Let's go

Hey, and what is it to you?

Hey, hey. Do I look like I was born yesterday?

Hey, I'm a man on the bottom. You into that?

Hey, Katy. Hi.

Hey, Katy. Everything okay next door?

Hey, on Sunday, Ollie's friend Haden has a birthday party.

Hey, Slick, do we have a problem?

Hey, zip your face.

Hey! God! No! He turned it sideways. Kill shot!

Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night.

Hey.

Hey. Here's to a great night.

Hey. Hey, yo, yo. I'll be down in a minute.

Hey. Hey! Do you have a computer or a BlackBerry?

Hey. How are you? I'm fine.

Hey... Okay.

Hi, hi. Excuse me.

Hi, I'm eating roast beef. It's delicious.

Hi, we were... Hello? Up here.

Hi.

Hi. Excuse me, hi. I'm so sorry to bother you.

Higher and higher

Higher and higher

His name is Holbrooke Grant. You check the file cabinets.

His telephone...

Holbrooke's for real.

Hold on. Stop. Stop! Nobody's going anywhere!

Honey, focus. Focus. Focus.

Honey, his name is Taste. I wouldn't read too much into it.

Honey, I don't think we should be doing this.

Honey, I'm totally fine if we don't.

Honey, if I'm gonna get whacked off,

Honey, it's fine. Seriously.

Honey, listen to me. You are a beautiful, strong woman.

Honey, move your ass!

Honey, please just do what the nice British woman says.

Honey, this is Joe Miletto we're talking about.

How about I am taking you to dinner in the city?

How about one with a flash drive?

How about you two go knock on somebody else's door, okay?

How about you?

How do we use it to find their address?

How the hell did this happen?

How you have no trust that I can pull things through.

How? We don't know anything about the Tripplehorns.

How're the potato skins and salmon treating you, Fosters?

How're you doing? We're the Tripplehorns.

Huh? That's a little steep, isn't it?

Huh. Huh.

Husband, when I hit the horn, you brake.

I actually have a party to get to.

I also believe you go by the alias Tripplehorn

I am dying to hear what the hell happened.

I am going home. I'm going home!

I am going to get us there quickly, efficiently and with great panache.

I am going to keep you guessing.

I am not sure, but I think this is the best pancake I've ever had in my life.

I am sorry if I am a little tired after working all night

I at least deserve to understand why it's happening.

I bet people also call you Tripplehorn.

I bet the ladies love it, too, right?

I bet you do all kinds of right.

I bought a new car a couple of months ago. Maybe the Audi dealer needs a favor now.

I can do whatever I want. I can go dancing.

I can only think of jobs for two.

I can't believe, out of hundreds of clients, you remember this one guy.

I don't come here to talk. You either leave or you start dancing.

I don't know any woman that's worth that kind of money.

I don't know if you remember us,

I don't know, but they said you have to wear stuff

I don't know, Claire. The gun was sideways.

I don't know! I don't know!

I don't know. Our wedding?

I don't like those books. I don't like them.

I don't look like a Skippy, do I? I got a gun, for Christ's sake.

I don't understand what you want.

I don't want the kids to live with your mother.

I feel it when you try and keel in

I feel like we know each other too well.

I feel like you're losing control of the room, Phil.

I figured as much. We were hoping to get here earlier,

I got a ribbon!

I got to go back in the subway for a refresher.

I had to put it on backwards and spin it.

I have a gun! And that means... Two suitcases?

I have a potato on my fork.

I have got this!

I have no idea how to respond to that.

I have to, like, beg you to have sex with me, like it's a gift!

I just don't understand how this happened.

I just have to ask you one question, and do not judge me.

I just thought it'd be cool.

I just want you to think about that.

I just... I want tonight to be different, you know?

I know everything about him. I know that croutons make him gag.

I know I'd surprise you.

I know that Haley must be hurting right now.

I know that I'm, like, really bad at this stuff,

I know, and I believe, that there is a real person

I know. And so do I. But it's just not in the cards, right?

I know. I know. Shut up. It's...

I like to eat potatoes, they're delicious,

I like your look, honey. Very Wild West saloon chick.

I literally could not stop crying.

I love you.

I love you. I love you, too.

I made this city a promise to sweep its streets clean.

I mean, everybody has gross sex fantasies.

I mean, I really did appreciate all the time you gave me.

I mean, obviously yours is with Holbrooke.

I mean, we're not even a couple anymore. We're just, like...

I might buy the toy made of Chinese lead,

I only read the first 30 pages and the last page.

I put it in a sandwich bag, so that it wouldn't...

I put the flash drive someplace no one is ever going to find it.

I said your love

I said your love

I say we sit back, relax,

I see them.

I showed him a bunch of houses upstate. I mean, it was a few years ago,

I stole your number from the reservation list.

I think he wants us to have sex in front of him.

I think I know someone who can help.

I think I lost a nipple.

I think I may have led us off track a little bit here.

I think it's your dried barf, lover.

I think that I would surprise you. I really do.

I think there is enough evidence on this wire

I think tonight we're going to get lucky.

I think we are.

I think we both know that's not gonna happen, Mr. Tripplehorn,

I think you're gonna have to break in, 'cause I don't have a key on me.

I thought everything was fine. Really.

I use whatever energy I have left to physically put myself into our bed

I wanna do that.

I wanna talk to your boss right now!

I want it and I need it

I want you dead or alive

I want you to buy that.

I was against it.

I was just hoping that we would have one night

I will blow a hole in your face.

I would like to add that super old gun that I stole from your hallway,

I... I do all right.

I'd choose you every time.

I'd do it again, you know.

I'd do it again.

I'll be down in 10 minutes.

I'll start on the lunches if you want.

I'm a big Jeanne Tripplehorn fan.

I'm a real estate agent. I showed you some places upstate.

I'm glad that we are not going to have sex with them.

I'm glad you're happy.

I'm going to change, and I'm going to take a shower.

I'm going to take you to that new seafood place that you read about.

I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.

I'm gonna give you $5 even though I know it's a scam.

I'm gonna go home now and bleach my mustache.

I'm gonna try to make out with a black guy.

I'm here for Crenshaw.

I'm not feeling whatever they're doing.

I'm not gonna lie to you. We had a great time.

I'm not out of shape, I'm scared!

I'm not very good with plans generally, but I've got one.

I'm pretty sure prostitution,

I'm sorry. Do you have any gum?

I'm sorry. I... Oh, my God!

I'm sorry. You're gonna have to forgive me.

I'm taking the parkway to 23. Much quicker.

I'm up. Oh, boy!

I'm, like, flashing back to all those empty houses we saw.

I'm... I'm strangling in the noose of sameness.

I've already been on nine hours.

I've had an interesting night myself.

If I just had a bobby pin or a...

If I knew anything about Will.i.am, I'd be really psyched right now.

If I were you, I wouldn't say another word, you thieving bitch.

If that thing had John Madden's voice, you would listen to it.

If we're gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance

If you promise to surrender

If you want more love

If you want more love

If you want, we can stay on and help you find them.

If you would just trust me enough to handle things once in a while,

In 1 mile, make a right onto Route 17.

In heartbreak warfare

In here? Where? I don't see it.

In my office we call it a computer sticky thing.

Industrial intel, dealing with rogue governments,

Inside my chest to keep me up at night

Instead of lighting up for you, so...

Is it weird and odd? It's extremely dangerous, is what it is.

Is people make reservations, like, a month in advance.

Is starting a Roth IRA.

Is that my tracksuit?

Is that supposed to be me? Or is that, like, Fat Albert or somebody?

Is that what you call him?

Is that what you call him? That's weird. I don't like that.

Isn't that a little beneath your pay grade?

It is a two step procedure...

It just went...

It made me feel good about myself!

It was a terrible, terrible thing to do.

It wasn't a crazy idea. It was just dinner in Manhattan.

It's a big surprise to everybody every night that they have to wear pajamas.

It's a cell phone registered to Thomas Felton.

It's about a girl getting her period in the desert.

It's all you. It's all you.

It's amazing you have recall like that, honey.

It's because every day, I get up, make breakfast, go to work,

It's because it's a woman's voice.

It's gonna be great.

It's in here.

It's in the park.

It's intravenous penis medicine, and you're very shy, so we have to get

It's late, and I've pretty much said everything I have to say to the other cops.

It's like that Asian dude

It's no big deal, Arroyo. We're already here. We'll help you guys out. We should stay.

It's not gonna work.

It's not like I have some gross sex fantasy or something.

It's not ringing any bells.

It's okay, Claire. We were expecting him.

It's really an amazing story.

It's ridiculous!

It's the only one long enough to cover my C section scar.

It's the same conversations, the same schedule.

It's under there.

It's very sexy.

Joe Miletto is not a nice man.

Joe Miletto. The guy that you're blackmailing.

Just a boring married couple from New Jersey.

Just a minute. I'm having the sex.

Just a minute. I'm having the sex.

Just get the kids out of the house right now.

Just shut your mouth.

Just sitting in a quiet air conditioned room,

Just take it! This guy won't lay off the brakes.

Just, please, keep it under your hat until next week

Just... It's not... ...a registered nurse,

Katy, are the kids okay?

Katy, I don't have time to talk right now. I'll pay you double to stay.

Keep my love going higher and higher

Keep on

Keep on

Keep on lifting

Keep your mouth shut!

Ladies, please, please. Move to the side. Thank you.

Leaving one bright red spot of life amidst unending emptiness.

Leaving our house and just going someplace.

Let it all out.

Let me see that number.

Let's go see if Holbrooke has a blanket or something in the car.

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's just dial it down a little bit, guys...

Let's make this simple, okay? You give me the flash drive,

Lifting me

Like checking into a hotel and just being in a quiet room by myself.

Like I want to spend the rest of my life selling stolen wheelchairs!

Like, 20 times.

Listen, I think I can pick the lock.

Listen, listen. These goons are after us

Listen, we are just a regular, boring couple from New Jersey.

Listen, we're in some trouble, and we really need help.

Look at your boobs!

Look here, you two need to get your married people stuff together

Look up, please.

Look, I just wanna have one day

Look, I'll be right back. You two stay put, okay?

Look, shut up! I don't wanna hear that.

Look, that is why we are here. You need to help us out of this.

Looks like we haven't seen the last of Mr. and Mrs. Foster.

Looks like you guys have some things to resolve,

Love gun

Love gun!

Love gun!

Love keeps lifting me

Man, you guys are lucky to be alive.

Maybe leaving isn't such a good idea. This is our home.

Maybe we can find their flash drive. Come here.

Me, too, but figuratively.

Me.

Might be an integral part of that experience.

Miletto?

Mine's actually more dry.

Minor B and E.

Minus the syphilis.

Mmm mmm. No. Married? They're not married.

Mmm mmm. No. No. Trust me.

Mmm, but...

Mmm. I would trade Charlotte for a lifetime supply of risotto.

Mmm. Well, it was like that book from book club.

Mom? Can I have breakfast?

More of a sportster.

Motherfucker.

Move aside.

Move.

Move. It's not a game.

Mr. Foster, the tax laWyer from New Jersey, is now armed?

Mr. Grant, this is the NYPD.

Mr. Miletto. Mr. District Attorney.

My husband, very sweetly, but delusionally,

My kids are gonna have me up in 90 minutes, so this shit ends now!

Nasrin baits her brother and her stepfather into fighting each other

Nasrin's feet and tender breasts ached

Needs a mop to clean up all the splooge in this place.

Never know when they're gonna come in handy!

Never. No, God, if anything, I fantasize sometimes about being alone.

Next time you make a dinner reservation,

Nice suit, Skippy.

Night boating. It's very popular here. I read an article about it.

No matter how hard he tries, he can't play a doctor.

No one really ever wins

No way, lady.

No, actually, screw Holbrooke.

No, I just... I would...

No, I know, and I'm so sorry. It's just, this is an emergency, and...

No, I think I'm good. I... Wow! I...

No, I would love to. Let me just get my head around it, 'cause...

No, I... No, I would love to. Let me just

No, I'm good.

No, I'm good. I'm good. I've been looking forward to this all week.

No, it's not that far. Don't you tell all your prospective clients

No, it's not! This is so not okay!

No, it's not.

No, it's okay. When he says vagina, he means your face.

No, it's totally cool if we don't.

No, never. No.

No, no, no, no, no. No one's moving,

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. You just put in your mouth guard.

No, no, no! Hon! Hon! Come on. We gotta get out. We gotta get out.

No, no, no. I have got an important dinner to get to.

No, no, no. If we leave in 10 minutes,

No, no, no. No, you guys are really happy.

No, no. Come on, come on, come on, come on!

No, no. We sent a squad car out there an hour ago.

No, no. We're good.

No, not tonight. Us.

No, Phil, not seriously. What's wrong with him?

No, Phil, we're really not.

No, thank you.

No, we need to get out right now.

No, we're not falling for it. Find somebody from Connecticut.

No, you look great!

No! I can't give you a minute. This is my rooftop, toots!

No! It'll be fun, right? We should go.

No! Stop! Whoa, don't!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Hey, no, it's not.

No. I didn't use the home number. I used the cell phone.

No. Like when you suck nitrous out of a whipped cream can.

No. No, it's okay! When he says vagina, he means your face.

No. No, literally.

No. No.

No. No.

No. The both of you.

No. Why would you be going to a party? You're babysitting.

No...

Nope. He has a ring on. They both do.

Not great. We couldn't get a table,

Not really built for city driving.

Nothing you can't walk away from in 30 seconds.

Now I'm gonna have to pick that risotto up off the ground to eat it.

Now we're really gonna make it happen.

Now, I want you to go in there

Now, Miletto makes a flash drive implicating Crenshaw.

Now, one or the other. What's it gonna be?

Now... First date.

Of services rendered at one of Joe Miletto's clubs.

Oh, boy, I hope she's really a hooker. That would be amazing.

Oh, don't worry, though. We won't say a word about the pictures.

Oh, God, he turned the gun sideways, Phil. It's a kill shot!

Oh, God, Phil! Come on!

Oh, God, that is an obnoxious sound!

Oh, God! God! God!

Oh, God! Why do these guys wanna kill us so badly?

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, my God, Phil.

Oh, hi. This is not what it looks like.

Oh, is that what you call him? No...

Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? That's...

Oh, my God, that's Crenshaw. That's the DA.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Go!

Oh, my God! Now the bad guys are dressed up like cops.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Be careful!

Oh, my God! That's them! Those are the cops that tried to kill us!

Oh, my God! This phone smells like urine!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Do you have any contact with your mother at all?

Oh, my God. Me, too. Me, too.

Oh, my God. When we're there, we could, like, do it on the beach,

Oh, my God. Where is he taking her?

Oh, my.

Oh, no, that's Will.i.am.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. That's for a monkey.

Oh, no. That's for a monkey.

Oh, okay.

Oh, snap! Somebody's pissed!

Oh, that plaster is really cracking. We gotta get that leak fixed.

Oh, that's gross. Why does he need that?

Oh, we're getting in a car. That's always bad.

Oh, whacked off! Oh! Oh, God.

Oh, wow! I kind of pulled a boner here. Sorry.

Oh, yeah. No. It'd be like,

Oh, yes, please. Our kids must be freaking out.

Oh, you got me, baby!

Oh, you guys keep showing up!

Oh, you shot me, baby!

Oh! Oh, no, we could... We could still fool around.

Oh! You know what? Okay. Give me your phone.

Oh.

Oh. Hey, what's the story?

Oh. Okay.

Oh...

Okay, big mistake. This is all just a big...

Okay, here's the problem. Phil has kind of a serious medical issue...

Okay, here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna go get the flash drive,

Okay, I am getting seriously pissed off.

Okay, I put the flash drive over there,

Okay, it's a little storage disk that you stick in the side of a laptop.

Okay, listen to me. I'm gonna need you to stay a little late tonight.

Okay, maybe not three guys at once vibrant,

Okay, no stealing reservations this time. Behave.

Okay, now I'm sensing some kind of element of danger here.

Okay, okay, okay!

Okay, okay, okay. Miletto, he wants the Tripplehorns, why?

Okay, take it from me. He is genuinely a really mean, scary guy.

Okay, this is the oldest scam in the book.

Okay, this is what's gonna happen.

Okay, we got a phone number.

Okay, we need to get you off of us.

Okay, well, I wanna dance every night.

Okay, well, I'm gonna have to ask you to wait at the bar,

Okay, yeah. Back here. What's the story?

Okay, you know I'm not so good with complicated plots,

Okay, you know what? No. It's...

Okay, you look over there. I'll look here.

Okay, you two can't be this weird. What is going on?

Okay? So if you're somehow blinking on his radar,

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. But can I have the rest of my risotto wrapped?

Okay. Excuse me, ladies.

Okay. Fourth floor. Fourth floor.

Okay. I like that. I am completely with you.

Okay. I've already forgotten about you.

Okay. Let it out.

Okay. Let me... Okay, let me break it down for you, all righty?

Okay. Let's...

Okay. Okay! What do you want?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. No way. No, no, no, no. No!