Summer School (1987) Edit

A blackout, but, you know, I feel fine.

A new film from the district, Safe Use of Power Tools.

A screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1.

A war puts a man through many, many changes.

A woman of culture...

A word to the wise, Mr. Shoop:

About five weeks.

According to my numbers,

Actually, Mr. Shoop, those files are usually right on the money.

Actually, my headache is gone. Thumbs down.

After the hell you put me through?

All I'm asking for is a little extra effort.

All of us.

All right, have a seat. Let's see who the lucky winners are.

All right, it's about time.

All right, it's Christmastime. Free glasses.

All right, try it again. Go on.

All right! That's so...

All right. One, a party, your house, Fourth of July weekend.

All right. Well, we put that baby to bed.

All you had to do was babysit some social deviants.

Almost.

And a damned good one.

And Angela, she's his wife, wants to move the twins back into Gail's room

And creature creator Rick Baker.

And get me a job, man, doing strip o grams.

And I'll be 75 and it won't matter anyway.

And I'll forget about your field trips.

And I'm also on the faculty with the defendant.

And is signed, forgive me, Chainsaw,

And it's not just that I want you out of my house.

And mess up your chance at election to state assembly?

And my coach was incredible.

And my favorite part is when Dorothy, she clicks her heels together

And our hero, Leatherface, chainsaws his legs.

And put Sally in the den, so I lose the couch.

And she says, There's no place like home.

And that's the one you catch.

And that's very nice, Mr. Shoop.

And the characters had integrity.

And the twins, Chuck and Bob, and Tommy, Jr.

And they were just watching my stuff.

And this swearing is getting a little loud.

And threatens to hurt their business.

And turn to the section titled Reading Vocabulary.

And we gotta go to summer school?

And we'll even do a little homework.

And you bring my car right back here to me.

And you see an even more perfect wave than the first perfect wave

And you see the perfect wave rolling in and you think you got it?

And you're also correct. Mr. Shoop, these charges will be dropped.

Anna Maria is from Milan, Italy.

Anna Maria Mazarelli.

Anna Maria, welcome to America. You can sit wherever you want.

Anna Maria?

Any time one person lets themself care deeply about another person,

Anybody else?

Anybody got any ideas here?

Anybody got any ideas?

Anyone interested in learning the correct form,

Anyone not interested in passing that exam can leave right now.

Apology accepted.

Are serious crimes. You've just confessed to both of them.

Are you all right?

Are you asking me out?

Arrested for contributing to the delinquency of minors?

As for myself, I just wanna be invited to the party.

Bad news?

Bathroom.

Because he's insane, OK?

Because I am trying to read chapter seven. Again.

Because I told him to get out of my face first.

Because of him, we stopped having kids.

Because there's, like, no difference between 21 and 16 now,

Before I sign anything,

Before the college recruiters show up and try to drag you all off to Harvard.

Begin.

Book reports.

Boy, never, ever. There's our English teacher, let's ask him.

Bring those buns over here. Mama's got some software for you, baby.

But don't worry, we'll be right over.

But I do wanna be friends, if you can handle it.

But it's a lovely ride.

But look, there's more going on here than test scores and grades.

But something really bizarre has happened to my kids.

But that's not what's important here.

But that's up to you.

But the rest of you clowns...

But then you look outside

But this... This is...

But we just started dating, so you do what you think's right.

But we're stuck here. We're trapped like rats.

But when she's 66, I'll only be 61.

But you covered up, thus condoning student drinking.

But you're just so happy being failures that you just don't know...

C, C,

C, C, C, C.

C, C, C.

Calm down! Everybody just stay in your seats. No problem here at all.

Can I talk to Robin?

Can I use some of that lip stuff?

Can you back this up? I'm taking a test. Just move all the way back.

Carmine, get out of her way! Get the door.

Chainsaw, sit down.

Chainsaw, you take your test

Chainsaw! Chainsaw! Chainsaw!

Chauffeur service for Dave and I, every day, to and from work.

Check out this composition.

Check out this phlegm.

Chef Boyardee, spaghetti in a can. It's so mushy.

Ciao, gang. How's it going?

Come on, Denise, he won't bother us.

Come on, Mr. Gills. Look, we got leis on and everything.

Come on, Pam. Time for more fun.

Come on.

Come on.

Computer said I failed that test.

Confirms all my instincts about him. He's my boy.

Congratulations, bud.

Congratulations. You've been chosen to teach summer school.

Courthouse.

Dad.

Damn it!

Damn!

Damn.

David and Francis have enough problems as it is.

Delivery. I don't want to know what this is, do I?

Denise! Denise! Take it easy! What happened?

Do something wild. Take all your clothes off.

Do something!

Do this now.

Do we have a binding agreement?

Do we have a deal?

Do you have a cell for beginners?

Do you own that suit?

Do you realize if anything happened to these kids, the lawsuits?

Does anybody need anything?

Does that mean we can swear in class?

Does this mean we can have dinner tonight?

Don't ever call me that. The name is Chainsaw.

Don't go in there without a gun. It's terrible.

Don't look at me. You're in charge of summer school.

Don't move, Miss Bishop. You're out of order.

Don't think you can pull this BS with me.

Don't. Focus on my waist. OK? My waist.

Done.

Due to the fact I was mugged by a gang

Eakian, what did you eat?

Eakian. A 51 to a 74.

Eleven, ten, nine, eight,

Enough of this shit.

Enough safe and sane. It's time for dumb and dangerous.

Everybody calls me Shoop.

Everybody get up. Now!

Everybody ready?

Excuse me just one second.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm with Playgirl magazine.

Fast corners. That third loop was a surprise.

Festival of screwups and their king.

Field trips to the beach, a bed in your classroom, drinking at the beach,

Field trips to the beach, a bed in your classroom, drinking at the beach,

Files on your students.

Fill this out.

Fine. Good.

For the weekend?

Forget about the...

Forget about this test, get a good night's sleep.

Four brothers, two sisters, all straight A students.

Fourteen, 13, 12,

Freddy, go ahead. You can tell me anything.

Freddy, I didn't make enough for three. If you plan on inviting company,

Free developing. Come on, what more could you want?

From a 26 to a 70.

From a 29 to a 43 and she gave birth.

From a 48 to a 75!

From this moment forth, you people eat English, sleep English.

Fuck. This menstruation deal, it's such a scam.

Get away from me!

Get rid of that couch. That is a definite fire hazard.

Get your grisly butts in the car.

Get yourself some want ads.

Gills says he's mailing you your scores.

Gills, Kelban. I did it, I did it.

Gills, what if I become a model teacher?

Girls are so lucky.

Give them hell.

Go away, beach dog.

Go get it.

God, I hate this stuff.

God, she is so honest. We'll take hers.

Good Lord.

Good luck.

Good night!

Good.

Goodbye, Mr. Shoop.

Grazie.

Great.

Guess not.

Guys, don't help.

Had my body used for a tackling dummy, my house trashed,

Hardly. I'm telling you, you gotta try these Pop Tarts.

Have a cow.

Have you ever seen The Wizard of Oz?

Have you seen the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Have your mom or dad sign them, I'll see what I can do.

He called me Francis. Hasta luego, Placido Domingo.

He hangs out at my place because there's garbage there.

He hung people on meat hooks, but we've all got quirks.

He might surprise you.

He said he was at the museum,

He showed Kevin there's more to life than just football.

He taught her to drive.

He wants a bed.

He's a scavenger. He'll eat anything. He's a beach dog, really.

He's in skin tight leather pants,

He's nocturnal.

He's not really my dog. He just thinks he's my dog.

He's still a human being, Phillip.

Heck, inside every so called bad kid is a good kid

Hectic.

Help, Mr. Gills!

Here, we all chipped in.

Here.

Hey, back off, hair bag, this is ladies' night.

Hey, cowboy! Don't I know you?

Hey, Eakian. Eakian. Man, you think you can help me with my letter,

Hey, guys! You all got your grade cards, right?

Hey, I gotta say something. This whole thing is a joke.

Hey, jelly. I'm touched.

Hey, Shoop.

Hey, thanks for caring, man.

Hey, thanks. That's great.

Hey, trust me. Come on, you're gonna kick ass and take names. Believe it.

Hey, you crazy?

Hey, you didn't fail.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, you slime.

Hey.

Hey. Hey!

Hey. Sorry about the noise.

Hey. Thanks for the help.

Hi, Chainsaw.

Hi, Freddy Shoop. Remedial English, right here.

Hi, I'd like to sign up for Lamaze classes.

Hi.

Hi.

His only interest in life was to make people sick.

Homework, Pam?

How about we can't pass that test without you?

How can I say no to these cute little faces?

How could she get this far with no one finding out?

How do you spell cat?

How do you want your eggs, honey? Fried, scrambled?

How far apart?

How much longer?

However, in accordance with policies on minimum academic proficiencies,

I admire people for different reasons.

I am Chainsaw.

I am filing a report for Kelban with the entire story. Face it.

I am not amused! Turn off those motors!

I assume there was some sort of a baby mix up at the hospital.

I bet she makes great French toast.

I can stay.

I can't leave my number because I'm downtown in jail.

I didn't say that.

I don't care what your files say. You are not that dumb.

I don't know anything!

I don't know anything. I don't know anything!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think she likes you.

I failed.

I found them at Winchell's.

I got arrested in my swim trunks, so I need 50 bucks and a pair of shoes.

I got fired. They found out my real age.

I got it easy, I have honor students. They're here voluntarily.

I got permission slips right here.

I hate that kid.

I have his dismissal ready for your signature, sir.

I have seen some sick things before.

I just brought this Ray Bradbury book.

I knew it.

I knew it. See, Robin, he is not the guy for you.

I love him, I love him, I love him.

I love it.

I may have used poor judgment.

I mean, before she knew who I was, she put 5 bucks in my G string.

I mean, that guy who spent six weeks in the bathroom got a 91.

I mean, you can imagine the feeling when I saw him studying.

I might.

I need somebody to work out with, in case I get back on the team.

I need your help. I know how you feel about me,

I passed!

I passed!

I passed! I am an Eakian, Grams.

I recommend this time, I pass.

I remember you. Where you been?

I said, Dad, 3:00 sharp. But no, it's just in one ear, out the other.

I stopped by to help him with a lesson.

I submit that this man went to jail for his students.

I think it's safe.

I think they learned one hell of a lesson, officer.

I think we'll just stay in the neighborhood.

I think you should know that you were a phase.

I understand there are some people waiting to speak in Mr. Shoop's behalf.

I want my car keys.

I was joking. That was a joke. Come on, be cool. One more chance?

I was just congratulating our good friend Mr. Shoop.

I was kicked off the team for being stupid.

I won! I won!

I won't get in your way.

I'll be darned. You're a heterosexual.

I'll go a step further. Leatherface wore a mask made out of human skin,

I'll make French toast for us. Do you like French toast?

I'll see you tomorrow, 8 AM, the lecture hall.

I'll teach.

I'll tell Mr. Shoop when the time is right.

I'm 16. And you should consider that.

I'm all right. I'm Robin Bishop. I teach American history next door.

I'm at my sexual peak.

I'm giving her up for adoption.

I'm going to Hawaii and be tan.

I'm grateful.

I'm in love again.

I'm in the wrong business. But about school,

I'm just resting up. Too much fun.

I'm not having dinner with you.

I'm not ready for high school.

I'm not ready to be a mom.

I'm not surprised. All of you failed.

I'm not used to this car.

I'm Principal Kelban.

I'm really a gym teacher. I don't belong in a classroom.

I'm serious. He's so in love with himself, he ought to be dating a mirror.

I'm sticking with the Chocodiles.

I'm sure you're aware that I'm teaching next door.

I'm sure.

I'm using the lavatory.

I've got them. You got them.

I've outgrown you.

I've seen some of your students.

If he tells you he broke up with me, he's lying,

If I didn't like you, I wouldn't ask you to drive me to the airport, now would I?

If I get next door and there's a candlelight dinner, I'm calling security.

If I knew anything, would I be in this butt hole class?

If I'd only seen you strip a week sooner. You!

If my mother came to dinner, he would give the dog a third eye or an extra leg.

If only I'd known sooner.

If we fail with even one child, we might be losing the next Ted Koppel.

If you could sneak in a couple hours' sleep, you'd catch up.

If you don't know how to do that,

If you're even a little out of sync, you're grim,

In American Werewolf in London won him a richly deserved Oscar.

In return, we'll show up, we'll pay attention

In the dead of night, under a full moon,

Interesting phenomenon. What do you want from me?

Is going on throw up rides and rubbing barnyard animals

Is this some kind of sick, twisted joke?

Is worth the damage you could do to that young girl.

Isn't childbirth grounds for a makeup test?

Isn't there enough pain in the world?

It always has been.

It had passion and a plucky spirit.

It is not easy to pick the person I admire most.

It looks beautiful. Let's sit down, eat.

It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know it.

It was just getting good. We got a fire...

It worked.

It's a lie. You wanna know about me, ask me. What you want to know?

It's a start.

It's all sewn.

It's an American masterpiece.

It's beautiful.

It's disgusting!

It's disgusting!

It's just food.

It's like you said, Gills! We're psychopaths!

It's more of the redhead with the tattoo.

It's OK, you can say bullshit in here.

It's only temporary until you find another place, OK?

It's so romantic.

It's true. I've been handing out assignments and the kids turn them in.

Jackpot. Whole box. Here you go, my treat.

Jeez, I'm so embarrassed. But you are cute.

Jerome Watkins.

Keep it.

Kevin.

Kim, get in the car.

Kim.

Kim's in Hawaii.

Kim's not that young. She's 21.

Know what this means? No summer school.

Lamaze class, great place to meet girls.

Larry Kazimias. Where's Larry?

Larry!

Larry! Larry, wake up, you're missing this.

Larry?

Larry.

Larry's not missing a thing. Let him sleep.

Leave your message after the beep.

Lesser men win millions, go right back to busing tables!

Let me out of here! Let me out of here!

Let you off with a warning, I'll probably do the same.

Let's do lunch. I always wanted to say that.

Let's go.

Let's start all over. Hi, I'm Freddy Shoop.

Like when Leatherface went on a strict diet of human flesh.

Listen to her.

Listen up, I wanna read you something:

Listen, please don't mention this to that bite in the ass Gills.

Look, Gills is having a cow about our field trips.

Look, Kim, if you love me, even if you just like me a lot, you won't do this.

Look, my dad's a butcher. You like veal cutlets from Minnesota? Milk fed.

Look, Tommy, that's my brother, he had another kid

Look, we don't want you to lose your job.

Look, we want Shoop back.

Look, you're a semi charming guy and a snappy dresser.

Look! For the past four weeks, I have given up all of my free time.

Looking for money and homework.

Make a right, please.

Make it sound official?

Man, let me drive. I'm going for my license next week.

Mary!

May I see it, please?

Me and Chainsaw, we been sober for two days, four hours and 15 minutes.

Me too. I can't stand it.

Meet me after school. We'll make plans for the weekend.

Miss Cura, I want to let you know that the children are a little hyperactive,

Miss Mazarelli, may I have those tests after you collect them, please?

Morning, class.

Morning, Dad.

Move it out.

Mr. Francis Gremp, president, Consumer Against Faulty Eyewear.

Mr. Gills sure does know his child psychology.

Mr. Kelban, you're not actually going to listen to these delinquents?

Mr. Shoop, don't you want mine?

Mr. Shoop, I'm granting you tenure.

Mr. Shoop, man, think about what you're saying.

Mr. Shoop, sir, could you come here just a moment, please?

Mr. Shoop, this is our new foreign exchange student,

Mr. Shoop, what's with the threads, man? You getting married?

Mr. Shoop, why did you tell the arresting officers

Mr. Shoop. Oh, Mr. Shoop.

Mr. Shoop. What are you doing here?

Mr. Shoop...

Musway!

My body is out of control and it's big and ugly.

My butt thrown in jail and my car wrecked.

My couch set on fire, my goldfish murdered,

My ex boyfriend, Andre.

My girl likes to party all the time

My God.

My laundry's never smelled so good. Here, take a whiff.

Never mind.

Next field trip, it's gotta be at the beach.

Next time you boys encounter alcohol, remember you're underage.

Nice and smooth. Oh, yeah, that's...

Nice tie!

No cord, huh?

No previous test score because you ditched every test, but a 38.

No way!

No, he's not a bite in the ass. He happens to be very...

No, I hand out basketballs, check for jockstraps. I'm, like, very challenged.

No, I'm afraid my answer has to be no.

No, I'm combining Denise's driving lesson with your ride to the beach.

No, it appears that he's vomiting.

No, must be laundry day. Nothing else was clean.

No, probably not.

No, thanks.

No, the reason I got into this whole teaching gig was to get summers off.

No, you want me out of your life.

No!

No.

No. I swim hundreds of miles, I'm ready for a nap.

No. I'll just go by myself.

No. It is good?

Not even that much?

Not in the contract. Eakian, get him.

Not only did Mr. Shoop get my daughter to read,

Nothing's necessary. I want to.

Now, go on, get out of here, all of you,

Now, how can I help you?

Now, someone tell me why learning how to write is so critical.

Now, then, is there anything that you desire?

Now, why would I want my job back? Hey, my life is sailing.

Number two, you arrange a screening, in class,

Of academic excellence.

Of Mr. Gremp and Mr. Frazier belonged to you?

Of the greatest movie ever made.

Of your problem with our Cool Dude sunglasses.

Oh, baby.

Oh, dear!

Oh, easy, easy, this way. Watch out.

Oh, God, you're freezing.

Oh, God!

Oh, he won't care. I mean, if you don't mind being my coach.

Oh, Hoffman, you're so sick.

Oh, I don't deserve a wish. I don't take the test anyway.

Oh, I don't like that.

Oh, I have Lamaze class tomorrow night.

Oh, I'm sure it's April fresh.

Oh, it's Kim. She's sort of my girlfriend.

Oh, man, she's going surfing!

Oh, OK.

Oh, Robin, Pam House, one of my students.

Oh, sorry, that's...

Oh, then pass the crumpets, old boy.

Oh, this hand's gotta be free to put around the babes.

Oh, you meant...

Oh, you're walking on the sun! Ouch! Oh, wait.

OK, Denise, slide over.

OK, gang, mark your calendars. Field trip next Monday.

OK, how are Tuesday nights for you and your coach?

OK, I'm calling roll and then I'm gonna...

OK, let's see what we got here.

OK, now, this... This right here isn't gonna bother him,

OK, Pam.

OK, take these home,

OK, there's two of us. Therefore, we get two.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. Break the seals on your test booklets now.

OK. How far did we get yesterday?

OK. I'm gonna collect your book reports.

OK. OK, I'm a fun guy. I'll play along.

OK. Today we take a practice test. Pinpoint each of your weak spots.

OK. You know how, when you're on your board,

On the students' own experiences.

Once a guy hits 18, it's all downhill.

One for each face.

Only, something happens and you don't get it.

Or Sean Penn. And I'd really hate to upset Madonna.

Pam, what's your wish?

Pam?

Pam?

Pam.

Party all the time Party all the time

Passing is 70. Average score here was 63.

Pay phone steals money, not enough cheese on your pizza.

Perfect timing. Why don't you start on the cheese and crackers.

Pick him up and hose him off.

Please take your seats.

Please turn to page 46 in your textbook.

Poor fishy.

Proof is here in these test results. Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop.

Psychology.

Read it again.

Remedial English, huh?

Remedial English? Look, I ain't no English teacher.

Remember I said I'd tell you my wish when the time was right? It's right.

Renegotiate? Who do you think you are, Teamsters?

Rhonda, don't let those two near the baby, please.

Rhonda, why didn't you say something?

Rhonda?

Right off the bat, you show them who's in charge.

Robin, about tonight, the concert starts at 8.

Robin, be honest, isn't he a bite in the ass?

Robin, it's your pal, Shoop.

Robin's in the wine country.

Round English muffin, square butter, triangular bush. The man is an artist.

Save the phlegm. You're not driving anywhere.

Says here you lack concentration.

See those cars on the right? Go ahead and park in between.

See those waves, Wondermutt?

See you later.

See you tomorrow.

See you, Eak.

Seven, six, five, four,

Seventy two.

She made me put on her coat.

She screams so well.

She slipped through the system.

She would like to brush up her English skills before the fall semester begins.

She's having a baby.

Shit.

Shoop, I passed!

Shoop, this girl's dyslexic.

Shoop! Let me tell you something.

Shoop.

Shoot them buns over here.

Shoot.

Shouldn't you be planning a field trip to 7 Eleven?

Shucks, Robin, I don't know.

Shut up!

Signal left. Pull on out.

Since there's no one I admire most, this is about a person I admire least,

Sincerely, Wayne Appleton, president, Cool Dude, Inc.

Sir, you are really gonna earn your money today.

So far, I've only subbed at grammar schools,

So this should be a nice change.

So you're all alone and you like young girls.

So you're free to see other people, then?

Sorry.

Stay seated until Anna Maria picks up your tests.

Stones' first farewell tour, '69. Get out of here.

Stop! Stop!

Stupid son of a...

Suck my loggerhead.

Sure. I was just gonna get my summer bulletin board going here.

Surfing metaphors. You're the perfect wave and I'm seaweed

Survey me later, I'm trying to concentrate. Come on, baby.

Talk about shallow. I've stepped in deeper puddles.

Tall, dark and tidy. That's a magic combination.

Teach.

Teamwork, sportsmanship, how your friends look naked.

Tell me you love him, I'll stop asking you out.

Tell you what.

Tension breaker, had to be done.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. The crowd goes mild.

Thank you, Principal Kelban.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for your time.

Thanks, man.

That alcohol, officer? Oh, that's not theirs.

That dip?

That happens.

That is why we admire makeup artist and creature creator Rick Baker

That person runs the risk of being rejected and destroyed.

That was bad. We should've just said no.

That was... That was... That was cruel.

That would be very expensive.

That's 125 percent improvement. Now, that's teaching.

That's a sure sign of a good ride. Thumbs up.

That's good. Remember, I'm your teacher.

That's great.

That's what makes this character so compelling.

Thattaboy, Mr. Shoop.

The 1973 Tobe Hooper classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

The average scores here increased from 28 to 63.

The baby is healthy and happy.

The best teachers are the teachers who entertain while they teach.

The bunnies from hell!

The guy's been pretty cool.

The human brain needs rest.

The judge bought that dedicated teacher crap,

The mandatory course in remedial English. In summer school.

The person we admire most in the world is makeup artist

The shit works.

The story is that I've been seeing someone.

The test is in two weeks. You need the extra work.

The way they surf or teach English from the heart or help the homeless.

The wife and I almost burst into tears.

Then I guess you don't deserve tenure. Do you?

Then I'm afraid we're gonna need some extra incentive.

Then we are on our way to court.

There is no place like home.

There's nothing going on in there. Remember those bribes?

Therefore, Your Honor, I move that...

These are Mexican. You do not know what's in these babies.

These photos suck.

They share the same brain.

They're frigging morons!

They're from Hawaii.

Think about what you're asking.

Thinking he's Rick James' little brother. Give the world a break.

This is bullshit. Come on.

This is gonna be fun. OK.

This is Mr. Shoop.

This is so humiliating.

This is the last time I ask. I promise.

This is Tommy and Angela and Gail and Sally and Sly

This whole class is jammed with ignorance.

This woman thing never fails.

Those deviants are great kids.

Thousands of horny little fish swim hundreds of miles

Three to four, breaking out of the south, glassy, light offshore breeze.

To ball their brains out in the sand.

To children.

To pick one person is so unfair to everyone else.

Today's independent study, right after our midmorning nap.

Try and keep it down. Francis Gremp?

Try and slow it down.

Twelve minutes.

Twenty, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15,

Unless you guys all pass that test, my job? Memorex.

Using a number two pencil, take your answer sheet and fill in your name.

Using a number two pencil, take your answer sheet and fill in your name.

Very few teachers ever exhibit that degree of dedication.

Very, very, very, very, very much.

Very, very, very, very, very...

Vice Principal Gills has some words for you. Mr. Gills.

Vietnam.

Wait a minute. Hey, wait a... My keys.

Wait a minute. You're not dismissed.

Wait, wait. Practice tests, extra class time?

Wait, you gave me your word.

Waiting for someone to reach down through the sleaze and slime,

Wanna get out of here? Go to the library?

Watch your language, fart face!

We are here to discuss his flagrant violation of school policies.

We call it school spirit.

We got something.

We gotta see Anna Maria in a bikini. It's very important.

We have a very long drive. If we go downtown now,

We just got lapped by an old lady with a walker.

We know you'll find them well constructed

We need a woman who will appreciate

We should never have taken those little baby sips. That was wrong.

We took driver training with Denise. Call us a cab.

We'll be stuck in traffic. And that's OK with me,

We'll be stuck in traffic. And that's OK with me,

We'll talk to Mr. Shoop about this right now.

We're back!

We're on our way to wine country.

We're the unsung heroes doing God's work.

Well, here, I'll walk you.

Well, I come off pretty mature.

Well, I might be asking you out.

Well, it won't be a problem.

Well, now, this desk appears to be unoccupied.

Well, that's sort of confusing. It's either David Lee Roth, who's on tour,

Well, we have Mondays off.

Well, well, I suppose you all remember the English skills test last month.

Went from an 18 to a 51!

What am I doing here? You do this every night?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What did you think of that?

What do you mean, wish?

What do you mean? You mean parallel park?

What happens when she gets out in the real world?

What if you granted each one of us one wish?

What is this?

What is this? It's a lie.

What you have is a learning disorder called dyslexia.

What, does that thing say I'm a thief too?

What?

What? Oh, we're so lucky?

What? That's not in her file.

What? What? What?

Wheezing and itching, with goat hairs on his clothes.

Where are we going, cockfights?

Where did you young men obtain the vodka in question?

Where's my roll sheet?

White ones. So about dinner,

Who better to evaluate a student's progress than the student himself?

Who is in charge?

Who wants gum?

Who we admire most in the world and why.

Who's making that noise?

Who's that?

Whose blood is that? Is that your blood?

Why am I doing this?

Why am I here? Oh, thumbtacks. Could I borrow some?

Why are you driving with only one hand?