Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton Edit

And did Michelle Obama write Melania's?

And how does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself?

And I've got no idea, so if you have any suggestions I'm open to them.

And my guest today is Hillary Clinton

And responsibility.

And that's pretty neat too.

And then you were against it.

Any regrets over losing the Scot Baio vote?

Are we gonna be stuck with Tim Kaine for 9 months? How does this work?

Are you down with TPP?

Are you excited to be the first girl president?

Are you okay?

As secretary, how many words per minute could you type?

Being the first woman elected president and what that would mean for our country.

But for a younger, younger generation.

But I'm sure they were great, and huge and wonderful.

Critics have questioned some of your decision making recently.

Do you ever think to yourself, Oh, maybe I should be more racist?

Do you wonder what your opponent might be wearing?

Does Ivanka ever call Chelsea?

Fine. Lose.

First you supported Obama's Trans Pacific Partnership deal.

From my opponent in the middle of our interview?

He approves the message.

He paid me in steaks.

Hi. Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns.

I could send you some pamphlets.

I don't think so.

I mean who’s gonna be next?

I really couldn't see or hear very well.

I really regret doing this.

I think people deserve to know

I think that might be a little extreme.

I think that would be a good look on you.

I was just trying to scare her.

I will stay in the United States.

I would try to prevent him from destroying the United States.

I'd be afraid to eat them if I were you.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.

I’d love to meet the person who makes your pants suits.

In the Halloween spirit of it all.

It's a good cut of meat. I think it's part of the asshole.

Let's talk about Trump.

Like his bowels.

Like the hip hop groove Don't tell me what to say.

No. I wouldn't take up arms.

No. You're supposed to say, Yeah, you know me.

Not a good idea around the secret service!

Not a one.

Not to takeaway from the historic significance of perhaps becoming the first female president

Oh let’s.

Oh really?

Oh, right!

Oh. I think it absolutely proves their case, don't you?

Or maybe like a white power tie.

Or one of the Arctics?

So I'm not quite sure what his vows were.

So it wasn't heart breaking No.

So you're gonna lead the Civil War?

Thank you very much Mrs. Clinton for being here.

That might help you understand.

That's even more appropriate.

The country goes to shit.

Ugh!

Um. I'm not down with TPP.

Very cool!

We just need to have a word from our sponsor.

We need more good jobs with rising incomes.

Weak?

Well this has been a lot of fun, Mrs. Clinton. We should stay in touch.

Well, I mean, being president would be such an extraordinary honor.

What happens if you become pregnant?

When you see how well it works for Donald Trump

When you went to Donald Trump’s wedding. did he write his own vows?

Where is he?

Why would you play a commercial?

Ya, cause for Halloween I wanted to go as a librarian from outer space.

Yeah, but Chachi.

You know there's this thing called the double standard...

You know, to talk about boys that might have crushes on her... Like her Dad?

You know, Zach. Those are really out of date questions

You need to get out more.

You will also become their first white president.