A collective GPA of 52,000?
A collective GPA of 52,000? from Van Wilder (2002)
A Delta? from Van Wilder (2002)
A dilemma has arose up front.
A dilemma has arose up front. from Van Wilder (2002)
A friend of yours... from Van Wilder (2002)
A good soldier does not leave his commander...
A good soldier does not leave his commander... from Van Wilder (2002)
A good writer gets her story no matter what.
A good writer gets her story no matter what. from Van Wilder (2002)
A party people will actually show up to.
A party people will actually show up to. from Van Wilder (2002)
A party we can be proud of...
A party we can be proud of... from Van Wilder (2002)
A perfect match, connected forever.
A perfect match, connected forever. from Van Wilder (2002)
A pro. from Van Wilder (2002)
A ritual, if you will, that allows me...
A ritual, if you will, that allows me... from Van Wilder (2002)
A story that nobody's been able to get.
A story that nobody's been able to get. from Van Wilder (2002)
A time to say good bye to the parents once again...
A time to say good bye to the parents once again... from Van Wilder (2002)
After this weekend, we should have sufficient funds...
After this weekend, we should have sufficient funds... from Van Wilder (2002)
Air dry that shit, yeah. from Van Wilder (2002)
All doctors. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, everybody? from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, look. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people.
All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself.
All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, things to remember commerce and trade
All right, things to remember commerce and trade from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, Trapper. Stay cool.
All right, Trapper. Stay cool. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, Wilder, let's dance.
All right, Wilder, let's dance. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right. Gwen, all right! You're just in time.
All right. Gwen, all right! You're just in time. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right. So... am I here for a physical?
All right. So... am I here for a physical? from Van Wilder (2002)
All you need are the three fundamentals scented candles...
All you need are the three fundamentals scented candles... from Van Wilder (2002)
Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field.
Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. from Van Wilder (2002)
Am I right? from Van Wilder (2002)
And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one.
And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. from Van Wilder (2002)
And all of our athletics those are all so minuscule?
And all of our athletics those are all so minuscule? from Van Wilder (2002)
And also correct. from Van Wilder (2002)
And another $39,000 for your son's tuition and housing this semester.
And another $39,000 for your son's tuition and housing this semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
And Barry White. from Van Wilder (2002)
And cut your losses. from Van Wilder (2002)
And Dr. Smelnick. from Van Wilder (2002)
And each article skipped over by the majority of the student body.
And each article skipped over by the majority of the student body. from Van Wilder (2002)
And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it!
And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! from Van Wilder (2002)
And I am really enjoying the present right now...
And I am really enjoying the present right now... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I guess so is a promise...
And I guess so is a promise... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I just wanted to bring my A game.
And I just wanted to bring my A game. from Van Wilder (2002)
And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp.
And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp. from Van Wilder (2002)
And I would like to be your assistant very much...
And I would like to be your assistant very much... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted...
And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.
And I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur. from Van Wilder (2002)
And I'm ready to move on.
And I'm ready to move on. from Van Wilder (2002)
And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself...
And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... from Van Wilder (2002)
And in reaction to this lynching...
And in reaction to this lynching... from Van Wilder (2002)
And it hurts when I from Van Wilder (2002)
And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system.
And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. from Van Wilder (2002)
And just as I expected...
And just as I expected... from Van Wilder (2002)
And just like that, Topless Tutors was born.
And just like that, Topless Tutors was born. from Van Wilder (2002)
And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.
And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!. from Van Wilder (2002)
And just the right chromosomal anomalies.
And just the right chromosomal anomalies. from Van Wilder (2002)
And leave Coolidge with a degree.
And leave Coolidge with a degree. from Van Wilder (2002)
And my 9:45 till Wednesday.
And my 9:45 till Wednesday. from Van Wilder (2002)
And of course, Gwen's father.
And of course, Gwen's father. from Van Wilder (2002)
And Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck.
And Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. from Van Wilder (2002)
And say hello to a few new student bodies.
And say hello to a few new student bodies. from Van Wilder (2002)
And smother it. from Van Wilder (2002)
And state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged.
And state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged. from Van Wilder (2002)
And suggest an alternative punishment.
And suggest an alternative punishment. from Van Wilder (2002)
And that guy she's with all kinds of wrong for her.
And that guy she's with all kinds of wrong for her. from Van Wilder (2002)
And the Bloated Belly Beer Bash to Battle Bulimia this semester.
And the Bloated Belly Beer Bash to Battle Bulimia this semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
And then I don't know how.
And then I don't know how. from Van Wilder (2002)
And then I am in! from Van Wilder (2002)
And then I broke the boredom.
And then I broke the boredom. from Van Wilder (2002)
And then we bumped uglies.
And then we bumped uglies. from Van Wilder (2002)
And we talked it over. from Van Wilder (2002)
And you know something, Timmy?
And you know something, Timmy? from Van Wilder (2002)
And your time is up, Mr. Wilder. Pencils down.
And your time is up, Mr. Wilder. Pencils down. from Van Wilder (2002)
Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board...
Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... from Van Wilder (2002)
Anything at all? from Van Wilder (2002)
Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand.
Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. from Van Wilder (2002)
Are we gonna get in trouble for being in here?
Are we gonna get in trouble for being in here? from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you and Richard in the same fraternity?
Are you and Richard in the same fraternity? from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual.
Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. from Van Wilder (2002)
As a story, I think... from Van Wilder (2002)
As for me, well... from Van Wilder (2002)
As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it?
As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it? from Van Wilder (2002)
As well as our most valued client.
As well as our most valued client. from Van Wilder (2002)
As you're all aware, Van was almost expelled.
As you're all aware, Van was almost expelled. from Van Wilder (2002)
At the Hillel House, I broke bread.
At the Hillel House, I broke bread. from Van Wilder (2002)
At which time I must return to my home country...
At which time I must return to my home country... from Van Wilder (2002)
Au contraire, mon frères. Girls!
Au contraire, mon frères. Girls! from Van Wilder (2002)
Awesome work, sisters. from Van Wilder (2002)
Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here.
Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Barry White. from Van Wilder (2002)
Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van.
Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van.
Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
Be happy for both of us. The Richard and Gwen life plan is kicking in.
Be happy for both of us. The Richard and Gwen life plan is kicking in. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because I didn't want the students to know I threw the party.
Because I didn't want the students to know I threw the party. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because I wanted to cut loose and shake my rump...
Because I wanted to cut loose and shake my rump... from Van Wilder (2002)
Because if word gets out that I read, my reputation
Because if word gets out that I read, my reputation from Van Wilder (2002)
Because Mommy went slumming one night back in college.
Because Mommy went slumming one night back in college. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder...
Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder... from Van Wilder (2002)
Because they love each other?
Because they love each other? from Van Wilder (2002)
Because they're compatible.
Because they're compatible. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check.
Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because you have the potential to be great.
Because you have the potential to be great. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because you'll die a lot of times.
Because you'll die a lot of times. from Van Wilder (2002)
Before settling down with my fiancΓ©e, Gwen.
Before settling down with my fiancΓ©e, Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Being bad seldom is. from Van Wilder (2002)
Believing for so long from Van Wilder (2002)
Besides, babes that fine from Van Wilder (2002)
Big finish. from Van Wilder (2002)
Bikini clad judges for a fund raiser? That's pretty ingenious.
Bikini clad judges for a fund raiser? That's pretty ingenious. from Van Wilder (2002)
Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics...
Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics... from Van Wilder (2002)
Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself.
Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. from Van Wilder (2002)
Brilliant, Pearson. from Van Wilder (2002)
But aren't you glad we did?
But aren't you glad we did? from Van Wilder (2002)
But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus.
But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I believe in you. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I hear βmilk, I think giant jugs.
But I hear βmilk, I think giant jugs. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I see that now. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I think it's crucial we like minded people get to know one another.
But I think it's crucial we like minded people get to know one another. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I was wrong. It took a man by the name of Van Wilder to teach me that.
But I was wrong. It took a man by the name of Van Wilder to teach me that. from Van Wilder (2002)
But make sure you see he's raised $5,000 to give the swim team a next season.
But make sure you see he's raised $5,000 to give the swim team a next season. from Van Wilder (2002)
But not without a W tonight.
But not without a W tonight. from Van Wilder (2002)
But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives.
But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. from Van Wilder (2002)
But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch.
But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch. from Van Wilder (2002)
But she is just so damn good.
But she is just so damn good. from Van Wilder (2002)
But sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.
But sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things. from Van Wilder (2002)
But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you...
But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... from Van Wilder (2002)
But that would mean one of them would have to be dead.
But that would mean one of them would have to be dead. from Van Wilder (2002)
But we gotta talk, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
But you have wasted enough of your time and my money.
But you have wasted enough of your time and my money. from Van Wilder (2002)
But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge...
But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... from Van Wilder (2002)
By a pathetic, egomaniacal frat boy...
By a pathetic, egomaniacal frat boy... from Van Wilder (2002)
By all means. Come in, please.
By all means. Come in, please. from Van Wilder (2002)
By parting ways as a graduate.
By parting ways as a graduate. from Van Wilder (2002)
By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?
By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel? from Van Wilder (2002)
Bye. from Van Wilder (2002)
Bye. Thanks for coming. from Van Wilder (2002)
C los, get your ass off my shirt.
C los, get your ass off my shirt. from Van Wilder (2002)
Call me nuts... from Van Wilder (2002)
Cancel my guest lecture at the Wharton School next week.
Cancel my guest lecture at the Wharton School next week. from Van Wilder (2002)
Carry the two Yes, that's correct.
Carry the two Yes, that's correct. from Van Wilder (2002)
Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer.
Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. from Van Wilder (2002)
Cash, Visa and full frontal nudity.
Cash, Visa and full frontal nudity. from Van Wilder (2002)
Causing acute achondroplasia...
Causing acute achondroplasia... from Van Wilder (2002)
Come on! from Van Wilder (2002)
Come on. We got a ball game to win.
Come on. We got a ball game to win. from Van Wilder (2002)
Commerce and trade, so forth and so on.
Commerce and trade, so forth and so on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Congratulations, Taj! Your first blow job.
Congratulations, Taj! Your first blow job. from Van Wilder (2002)
Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.
Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Cookies! from Van Wilder (2002)
Coolidge College was established in 18
Coolidge College was established in 18 from Van Wilder (2002)
Could use some extra income.
Could use some extra income. from Van Wilder (2002)
Crazy kids with their crazy VD.
Crazy kids with their crazy VD. from Van Wilder (2002)
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Crimson and blue for nearly a decade.
Crimson and blue for nearly a decade. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dad, what are you doing here?
Dad, what are you doing here? from Van Wilder (2002)
Dad! I can't believe you're here.
Dad! I can't believe you're here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Damn hot! from Van Wilder (2002)
Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there.
Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. from Van Wilder (2002)
Damn it! from Van Wilder (2002)
Dear God, that's wretched.
Dear God, that's wretched. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dear Van from Van Wilder (2002)
Decorated in early fuck. from Van Wilder (2002)
Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us...
Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... from Van Wilder (2002)
Delta Iota Kappa rules! from Van Wilder (2002)
Depression: Is Prozac really the answer?
Depression: Is Prozac really the answer? from Van Wilder (2002)
Desi told me how she and a few of her grad school pals...
Desi told me how she and a few of her grad school pals... from Van Wilder (2002)
Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne...
Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne... from Van Wilder (2002)
Did you sit behind me two semesters ago?
Did you sit behind me two semesters ago? from Van Wilder (2002)
Dine at just one American pink taco stand.
Dine at just one American pink taco stand. from Van Wilder (2002)
Do you realize that? from Van Wilder (2002)
Do you want my hot tub, or should I just give it to Milty?
Do you want my hot tub, or should I just give it to Milty? from Van Wilder (2002)
Does that allude to me being the plain, boring type?
Does that allude to me being the plain, boring type? from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't be a fool. Stay in school.
Don't be a fool. Stay in school. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't even sweat it, Taj. I've got a plan.
Don't even sweat it, Taj. I've got a plan. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't pick at it. Moving on.
Don't pick at it. Moving on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't sugar coat it, Taj.
Don't sugar coat it, Taj. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't tease me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't thank me. Thank penicillin.
Don't thank me. Thank penicillin. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out.
Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man.
Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't you? I mean, look around you.
Don't you? I mean, look around you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dope song. What's it called?
Dope song. What's it called? from Van Wilder (2002)
Dorsal appendage. Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dr. Fine. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dr. Pearson? from Van Wilder (2002)
Each article well written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson...
Each article well written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson... from Van Wilder (2002)
Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying.
Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying. from Van Wilder (2002)
Easy, sailor. from Van Wilder (2002)
Either way... from Van Wilder (2002)
Equals... six? from Van Wilder (2002)
Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue...
Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue... from Van Wilder (2002)
Even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.
Even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be. from Van Wilder (2002)
Ever. from Van Wilder (2002)
Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion.
Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion. from Van Wilder (2002)
Exactly how much money do you have?
Exactly how much money do you have? from Van Wilder (2002)
Except that guy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me, gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me, gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me. Can you tell me...
Excuse me. Can you tell me... from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder?
Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? from Van Wilder (2002)
Expulsion. from Van Wilder (2002)
External occipital protuberance.
External occipital protuberance. from Van Wilder (2002)
Famine Crisis in Rwanda. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form.
Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition.
Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. from Van Wilder (2002)
Finished his written exam in only 20 minutes. This kid is a dynamo.
Finished his written exam in only 20 minutes. This kid is a dynamo. from Van Wilder (2002)
First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms.
First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. from Van Wilder (2002)
Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go.
Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go. from Van Wilder (2002)
For either of you. from Van Wilder (2002)
For some reason, my editor thinks you're a story.
For some reason, my editor thinks you're a story. from Van Wilder (2002)
For the better part of a decade.
For the better part of a decade. from Van Wilder (2002)
For the school newspaper.
For the school newspaper. from Van Wilder (2002)
For the story. from Van Wilder (2002)
Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up.
Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. from Van Wilder (2002)
Freshman year. I'll get the others.
Freshman year. I'll get the others. from Van Wilder (2002)
Freshman year. I'll get the others.
Freshman year. I'll get the others. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fries their brain cells, man.
Fries their brain cells, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau. Dig in, guys.
From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau. Dig in, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fuck you, Van Wilder! from Van Wilder (2002)
Fuck you, you you you from Van Wilder (2002)
Fuck! from Van Wilder (2002)
Gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Give me a V! Give me an A!
Give me a V! Give me an A! from Van Wilder (2002)
Give me an N! What does it spell?
Give me an N! What does it spell? from Van Wilder (2002)
Go out to those hung and handsome bad boys...
Go out to those hung and handsome bad boys... from Van Wilder (2002)
Go, baby, go! from Van Wilder (2002)
God only knows what my parents and their stuck up friends are doing to him.
God only knows what my parents and their stuck up friends are doing to him. from Van Wilder (2002)
God, I've bled... from Van Wilder (2002)
God, these are excellent.
God, these are excellent. from Van Wilder (2002)
Good luck, honey. You deserve it.
Good luck, honey. You deserve it. from Van Wilder (2002)
Good luck, ladies. from Van Wilder (2002)
Graphic. from Van Wilder (2002)
Great work, Van. Thanks! from Van Wilder (2002)
Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on.
Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwen is an extremely gifted journalist.
Gwen is an extremely gifted journalist. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe...
Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwen, first dates are interviews.
Gwen, first dates are interviews. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwendolyn Elizabeth Pearson...
Gwendolyn Elizabeth Pearson... from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20.
Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match.
Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize.
Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. from Van Wilder (2002)
He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences.
He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. from Van Wilder (2002)
He got expelled today. Is that in your story?
He got expelled today. Is that in your story? from Van Wilder (2002)
He kept babbling about the differences between light and dark beer.
He kept babbling about the differences between light and dark beer. from Van Wilder (2002)
He used to write for the school paper.
He used to write for the school paper. from Van Wilder (2002)
He was an alumnus of our journalism staff.
He was an alumnus of our journalism staff. from Van Wilder (2002)
He wrote his best stuff in detox. Still does, I'm told.
He wrote his best stuff in detox. Still does, I'm told. from Van Wilder (2002)
He? from Van Wilder (2002)
He's got no business parking there. That's my spot.
He's got no business parking there. That's my spot. from Van Wilder (2002)
He's in his, what, sixth year?
He's in his, what, sixth year? from Van Wilder (2002)
He's in! He's in! from Van Wilder (2002)
He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch.
He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch. from Van Wilder (2002)
He's probably touched your life in some way, whether you know it or not.
He's probably touched your life in some way, whether you know it or not. from Van Wilder (2002)
He's probably touched your life in some way, whether you know it or not.
He's probably touched your life in some way, whether you know it or not. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night.
Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hello? from Van Wilder (2002)
Here you go, Taj. Get your rave on, man.
Here you go, Taj. Get your rave on, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Here, I'm done with all of this.
Here, I'm done with all of this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, babe. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 .
Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, have you heard from Gwen?
Hey, have you heard from Gwen? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here?
Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it.
Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck.
Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, I know you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke?
Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Richard. Ready to study?
Hey, Richard. Ready to study? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, surprise. I'm on your oral exam board.
Hey, surprise. I'm on your oral exam board. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Van, can I borrow from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man.
Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Van. I just wanted to come by and extend an olive branch.
Hey, Van. I just wanted to come by and extend an olive branch. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey. Excuse me. Gwen! from Van Wilder (2002)
Hi, partner in crime. Is there anything I can do for you today?
Hi, partner in crime. Is there anything I can do for you today? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hiding. from Van Wilder (2002)
His name's Richard. He's premed.
His name's Richard. He's premed. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hold on, son. You don't want to do this.
Hold on, son. You don't want to do this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hold on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Holy crap. from Van Wilder (2002)
How much is your time worth?
How much is your time worth? from Van Wilder (2002)
How much they enjoy reading about this guy.
How much they enjoy reading about this guy. from Van Wilder (2002)
How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room?
How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? from Van Wilder (2002)
How old are you, Sally? from Van Wilder (2002)
However, it was only when I met a special someone...
However, it was only when I met a special someone... from Van Wilder (2002)
Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here.
Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hutch, take over. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hutch? from Van Wilder (2002)
I admit I applied for this job...
I admit I applied for this job... from Van Wilder (2002)
I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party...
I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party... from Van Wilder (2002)
I am not getting in that thing with you.
I am not getting in that thing with you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I am pleading to this committee, reinstate me.
I am pleading to this committee, reinstate me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too.
I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. from Van Wilder (2002)
I called you last night, Van.
I called you last night, Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.
I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't argue against the infraction.
I can't argue against the infraction. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't believe you graduated.
I can't believe you graduated. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't do this! from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't hear the boos! Now, listen up.
I can't hear the boos! Now, listen up. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't hold on from Van Wilder (2002)
I certainly do. from Van Wilder (2002)
I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder.
I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I did receive exemplary marks.
I did receive exemplary marks. from Van Wilder (2002)
I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one.
I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one. from Van Wilder (2002)
I didn't want to come here either. They made me come!
I didn't want to come here either. They made me come! from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't care. I won't pander to them.
I don't care. I won't pander to them. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore.
I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't know why exactly.
I don't know why exactly. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't like the way you condescend me.
I don't like the way you condescend me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't think so. from Van Wilder (2002)
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I doubted if I should ever come back. from Van Wilder (2002)
I feel like going somewhere tropical. Tahiti. Are you writing this down?
I feel like going somewhere tropical. Tahiti. Are you writing this down? from Van Wilder (2002)
I feel really good about that.
I feel really good about that. from Van Wilder (2002)
I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house.
I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. from Van Wilder (2002)
I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.
I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever. from Van Wilder (2002)
I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.
I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have a chance to make front page of the graduation issue...
I have a chance to make front page of the graduation issue... from Van Wilder (2002)
I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night...
I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... from Van Wilder (2002)
I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums.
I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have been inundated with people telling me...
I have been inundated with people telling me... from Van Wilder (2002)
I have cats. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have got a very challenging assignment for you.
I have got a very challenging assignment for you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have no comment... from Van Wilder (2002)
I hope you can skate. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just came across a bit of interesting information.
I just came across a bit of interesting information. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room.
I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just don't have the time.
I just don't have the time. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just hope you used some protection.
I just hope you used some protection. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just want to know why you're putting off your life.
I just want to know why you're putting off your life. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just wanted a visual. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just wanted to explain about the whole, you know, Richard thing.
I just wanted to explain about the whole, you know, Richard thing. from Van Wilder (2002)
I knew you weren't listening.
I knew you weren't listening. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know Ms. Pac Man's special.
I know Ms. Pac Man's special. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know you had a fling with Wilder.
I know you had a fling with Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know you were right from Van Wilder (2002)
I know you were right believing for so long
I know you were right believing for so long from Van Wilder (2002)
I know. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia.
I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia. from Van Wilder (2002)
I like to start off each semester with a certain time honored tradition.
I like to start off each semester with a certain time honored tradition. from Van Wilder (2002)
I long to rub you the right way.
I long to rub you the right way. from Van Wilder (2002)
I look at you guys, and you know what I see?
I look at you guys, and you know what I see? from Van Wilder (2002)
I love this song. from Van Wilder (2002)
I love you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something.
I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something. from Van Wilder (2002)
I mean, this girl is dynamite.
I mean, this girl is dynamite. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need more time. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need these in 20 minutes.
I need these in 20 minutes. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please.
I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside.
I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. from Van Wilder (2002)
I put in a good word for you.
I put in a good word for you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I recorded quotes that you got money from the Lambdas to throw them a party.
I recorded quotes that you got money from the Lambdas to throw them a party. from Van Wilder (2002)
I see a bunch of party animals...
I see a bunch of party animals... from Van Wilder (2002)
I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision...
I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... from Van Wilder (2002)
I shouldn't even be talking to you like this.
I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. from Van Wilder (2002)
I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep.
I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. from Van Wilder (2002)
I think I remember this behind. I mean, you sitting behind me.
I think I remember this behind. I mean, you sitting behind me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears...
I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears... from Van Wilder (2002)
I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?
I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you? from Van Wilder (2002)
I think you've got the balls to make it here.
I think you've got the balls to make it here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I thought a lot about what you said, and
I thought a lot about what you said, and from Van Wilder (2002)
I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year.
I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. from Van Wilder (2002)
I thought we could spend some time together...
I thought we could spend some time together... from Van Wilder (2002)
I used to party with this guy who once told me...
I used to party with this guy who once told me... from Van Wilder (2002)
I vote reinstatement. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night.
I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want to chew the from Van Wilder (2002)
I want to take it through the car wash, baby.
I want to take it through the car wash, baby. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake.
I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you now. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you now. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you shining glass.
I want you shining glass. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you to have this. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you to tell me what Robert Frost was trying to express here.
I want you to tell me what Robert Frost was trying to express here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I wanted to give you the results of your test firsthand.
I wanted to give you the results of your test firsthand. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.
I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face.
I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was responsible for that party, so what happened was my fault.
I was responsible for that party, so what happened was my fault. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was scared that you wouldn't come.
I was scared that you wouldn't come. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was the first ever male cheerleader at Huntington High!
I was the first ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! from Van Wilder (2002)
I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities.
I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. from Van Wilder (2002)
I will stay on at no charge.
I will stay on at no charge. from Van Wilder (2002)
I wish I had teachers like that.
I wish I had teachers like that. from Van Wilder (2002)
I wonder how T Bad's date's going.
I wonder how T Bad's date's going. from Van Wilder (2002)
I would have cashed in my Israel bonds.
I would have cashed in my Israel bonds. from Van Wilder (2002)
I would have paid him way more than a grand for this party.
I would have paid him way more than a grand for this party. from Van Wilder (2002)
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'd be honored if you and I surgically and spiritually...
I'd be honored if you and I surgically and spiritually... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'd do anything for you guys...
I'd do anything for you guys... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri.
I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'll get that. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'll write that down. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter.
I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm all out of love from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm all out of love from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India.
I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm bleeding! from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm doing a human interest piece on you.
I'm doing a human interest piece on you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate.
I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me.
I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm getting my shit together. Just one second.
I'm getting my shit together. Just one second. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm glad you went to all your classes today.
I'm glad you went to all your classes today. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm glad you went to all your classes today.
I'm glad you went to all your classes today. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm gonna go make some calls for the party, okay?
I'm gonna go make some calls for the party, okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm gonna need at least one more booklet.
I'm gonna need at least one more booklet. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.
I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm here to lay myself at the mercy of this court...
I'm here to lay myself at the mercy of this court... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm in the middle of an 80 year tradition here.
I'm in the middle of an 80 year tradition here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five letter word.
I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five letter word. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm leaving. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder.
I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm not sure, and for some reason...
I'm not sure, and for some reason... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm off. Taj, you're in charge.
I'm off. Taj, you're in charge. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.
I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm only gonna go over this one more time.
I'm only gonna go over this one more time. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm Panos Patakos, president of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity.
I'm Panos Patakos, president of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government.
I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation.
I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm proud of you, Wilder.
I'm proud of you, Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm releasing my seminal fluids inside of you now!
I'm releasing my seminal fluids inside of you now! from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so glad you could fit us into your schedule this morning.
I'm so glad you could fit us into your schedule this morning. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so lost without you from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so lost without you from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot.
I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.
I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sorry, Taj. I'm gonna have to let you go.
I'm sorry, Taj. I'm gonna have to let you go. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.
I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm spearheading the Save the Swim Team Speedo Spectacular...
I'm spearheading the Save the Swim Team Speedo Spectacular... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm staying here with my friends.
I'm staying here with my friends. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm still looking for that dare to be great situation.
I'm still looking for that dare to be great situation. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah?
I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma.
I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad.
I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light.
I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've been a student here for seven years, and I've
I've been a student here for seven years, and I've from Van Wilder (2002)
I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential.
I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've done a lot in seven years.
I've done a lot in seven years. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've learned a lot here at Coolidge.
I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer.
I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer. from Van Wilder (2002)
If he's here, who's running Hell?
If he's here, who's running Hell? from Van Wilder (2002)
If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'Γ©tat.
If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'Γ©tat. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you don't have your doctorate, you haven't done enough.
If you don't have your doctorate, you haven't done enough. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you want the story, you'll get in this thing with me.
If you want the story, you'll get in this thing with me. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you want... you could tag along.
If you want... you could tag along. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you'll kindly take a look at my transcripts...
If you'll kindly take a look at my transcripts... from Van Wilder (2002)
In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.
In any one of these three rooms, Gramps. from Van Wilder (2002)
In fact, surprisingly rich
In fact, surprisingly rich from Van Wilder (2002)
In the event they switch to a zone defense...
In the event they switch to a zone defense... from Van Wilder (2002)
In the Guiness Book of World fucking Records, man...
In the Guiness Book of World fucking Records, man... from Van Wilder (2002)
Indeed, but believe it or not...
Indeed, but believe it or not... from Van Wilder (2002)
Intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds.
Intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds. from Van Wilder (2002)
Into that weenie bikini...
Into that weenie bikini... from Van Wilder (2002)
Is a good way to remind him that you're still angry.
Is a good way to remind him that you're still angry. from Van Wilder (2002)
Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge?
Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is that all you think about?
Is that all you think about? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is that for me? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Is the ultimate aphrodisiac. from Van Wilder (2002)
Is there anything I can do for you today?
Is there anything I can do for you today? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is there anything you can tell me about yourself...
Is there anything you can tell me about yourself... from Van Wilder (2002)
Isn't that wonderful? from Van Wilder (2002)
It does not look good. from Van Wilder (2002)
It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. from Van Wilder (2002)
It is at your doorstep. from Van Wilder (2002)
It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody else is in their birthday suit.
It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody else is in their birthday suit. from Van Wilder (2002)
It is the White Barry. from Van Wilder (2002)
It really is. But don't do it for me.
It really is. But don't do it for me. from Van Wilder (2002)
It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite come out of his shell...
It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite come out of his shell... from Van Wilder (2002)
It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough.
It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough. from Van Wilder (2002)
It was a really immature stunt.
It was a really immature stunt. from Van Wilder (2002)
It was the best ten seconds ever.
It was the best ten seconds ever. from Van Wilder (2002)
It'll happen. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's a good day to die, McDoogle.
It's a good day to die, McDoogle. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Bagg. I've heard a lot about you.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Bagg. I've heard a lot about you. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's all about presentation, gentlemen.
It's all about presentation, gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody.
It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's cool. Equipment manager owes me a favor. I introduced him to his wife.
It's cool. Equipment manager owes me a favor. I introduced him to his wife. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's getting to be that time of the hour.
It's getting to be that time of the hour. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's go time. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's gonna be a bachelor party.
It's gonna be a bachelor party. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's kinda hard in 15 seconds.
It's kinda hard in 15 seconds. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation.
It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's ludicrous! By God, it's impetuous!
It's ludicrous! By God, it's impetuous! from Van Wilder (2002)
It's not like he can see out of it anyway.
It's not like he can see out of it anyway. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe.
It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like.
It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's ridiculous! It's preposterous!
It's ridiculous! It's preposterous! from Van Wilder (2002)
It's the moment of truth, people.
It's the moment of truth, people. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's the moment of truth, people.
It's the moment of truth, people. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back.
It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's time to excise that cancerous lump.
It's time to excise that cancerous lump. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's time you should go. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's very scary stuff. from Van Wilder (2002)
Jesus! Criminy! from Van Wilder (2002)
Jesus. This is some pad you got here.
Jesus. This is some pad you got here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets...
Just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets... from Van Wilder (2002)
Just say yes, because I've got even more amazing news.
Just say yes, because I've got even more amazing news. from Van Wilder (2002)
Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse.
Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. from Van Wilder (2002)
Just take a look at this.
Just take a look at this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Ladies and gentlemen... from Van Wilder (2002)
Lambdas are cool in their own right. People just needed to realize it.
Lambdas are cool in their own right. People just needed to realize it. from Van Wilder (2002)
Last night, I was so like Bonnie and you were so like Clyde. And now this.
Last night, I was so like Bonnie and you were so like Clyde. And now this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let me audit my last six classes, take the finals...
Let me audit my last six classes, take the finals... from Van Wilder (2002)
Let me get the other side.
Let me get the other side. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let the damn baby have his ball back.
Let the damn baby have his ball back. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let the record show that...
Let the record show that... from Van Wilder (2002)
Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon...
Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon... from Van Wilder (2002)
Let us proceed. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let Van stay! Let Van stay!
Let Van stay! Let Van stay! from Van Wilder (2002)
Let Van stay! Let Van stay!
Let Van stay! Let Van stay! from Van Wilder (2002)
Let Van stay! Let Van stay!
Let Van stay! Let Van stay! from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's get it started then, shall we?
Let's get it started then, shall we? from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.
Let's get out of here, go grab a beer. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's see what the kid's made of.
Let's see what the kid's made of. from Van Wilder (2002)
Life is all about developing relationships, Gwen.
Life is all about developing relationships, Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type...
Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... from Van Wilder (2002)
Like their actions. from Van Wilder (2002)
Like what? from Van Wilder (2002)
Liked what I heard, stayed.
Liked what I heard, stayed. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think?
Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? from Van Wilder (2002)
Listen to me, you little fuck stains!
Listen to me, you little fuck stains! from Van Wilder (2002)
Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant?
Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant? from Van Wilder (2002)
Listen to yourself, meathead.
Listen to yourself, meathead. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lite Beer vs. Dark The Showdown by Darius Grayson.
Lite Beer vs. Dark The Showdown by Darius Grayson. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look at me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi.
Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look, come in here. I want you to meet your future alumni.
Look, come in here. I want you to meet your future alumni. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look, I need you to help me release...
Look, I need you to help me release... from Van Wilder (2002)
Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship.
Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lookin' good there, buddy.
Lookin' good there, buddy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Looks like we got one more.
Looks like we got one more. from Van Wilder (2002)
Loser. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lovely. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lucky girl. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lucky number seven, actually.
Lucky number seven, actually. from Van Wilder (2002)
Mad props for this pimpin' good time...
Mad props for this pimpin' good time... from Van Wilder (2002)
Made to a wet behind the ears kid from India whose only dream...
Made to a wet behind the ears kid from India whose only dream... from Van Wilder (2002)
Mail it in! from Van Wilder (2002)
Mail it in! Mail it in. from Van Wilder (2002)
Make me graduate. from Van Wilder (2002)
Man, you ever heard of Tiger Woods, bitch?
Man, you ever heard of Tiger Woods, bitch? from Van Wilder (2002)
Massage oil... from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe seven years of tuition...
Maybe seven years of tuition... from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks.
Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension...
Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe you should start looking for that dare to be employed situation.
Maybe you should start looking for that dare to be employed situation. from Van Wilder (2002)
Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful...
Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful... from Van Wilder (2002)
Medic. from Van Wilder (2002)
Medulla oblongatas. from Van Wilder (2002)
Meow! from Van Wilder (2002)
Miss Haver? from Van Wilder (2002)
More importantly... from Van Wilder (2002)
Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred...
Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred... from Van Wilder (2002)
Mr. Van Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian.
Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. from Van Wilder (2002)
My brothers play hockey...
My brothers play hockey... from Van Wilder (2002)
My editor did say this would be a challenge.
My editor did say this would be a challenge. from Van Wilder (2002)
My exchange program culminates at the end of this school year...
My exchange program culminates at the end of this school year... from Van Wilder (2002)
My God, what happened to you?
My God, what happened to you? from Van Wilder (2002)
My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.
My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week. from Van Wilder (2002)
My name is Orissa Punjab Nizamabad.
My name is Orissa Punjab Nizamabad. from Van Wilder (2002)
My name is Van Wilder, and this is my home...
My name is Van Wilder, and this is my home... from Van Wilder (2002)
My name's not from Van Wilder (2002)
My undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.
My undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party. from Van Wilder (2002)
Next time you'll know better.
Next time you'll know better. from Van Wilder (2002)
No can do. We're at maximum capacity.
No can do. We're at maximum capacity. from Van Wilder (2002)
No harm, no foul. from Van Wilder (2002)
No one even knows we're here.
No one even knows we're here. from Van Wilder (2002)
No, she she hasn't yet called back.
No, she she hasn't yet called back. from Van Wilder (2002)
No, thank you. from Van Wilder (2002)
No, thanks. I forgot my suit.
No, thanks. I forgot my suit. from Van Wilder (2002)
Nope. That's all right. from Van Wilder (2002)
Northwestern called this morning. They wanna interview me.
Northwestern called this morning. They wanna interview me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Northwestern. I am the shit.
Northwestern. I am the shit. from Van Wilder (2002)
Northwestern. I am the shit.
Northwestern. I am the shit. from Van Wilder (2002)
Not for the paper. For me.
Not for the paper. For me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Not one acceptable candidate.
Not one acceptable candidate. from Van Wilder (2002)
Not really. from Van Wilder (2002)
Nothin' but net, my man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Now I don't even know where my bitch is.
Now I don't even know where my bitch is. from Van Wilder (2002)
Now remember, before any final, take a pregame dump.
Now remember, before any final, take a pregame dump. from Van Wilder (2002)
Now, follow my foolproof plan...
Now, follow my foolproof plan... from Van Wilder (2002)
Now! from Van Wilder (2002)
Obviously. from Van Wilder (2002)
Of Lambda Omega Omega. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, I kept the first for another day.
Oh, I kept the first for another day. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, Mommy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God. Feel it! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, no. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?
Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you? from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, stop for a second. Stop.
Oh, stop for a second. Stop. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Oh, thank you! Thank you! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, they're so creamy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, they're still warm. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.
Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, yeah, she came too. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, yeah. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, yes. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.
Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, kids. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, kids. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go.
Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go.
Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, look, I read the damn article, but don't tell anyone...
Okay, look, I read the damn article, but don't tell anyone... from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks.
Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, you can do this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay! All right! from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. Mrs. Seay? from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. Thanks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. We're just gonna do a little word association.
Okay. We're just gonna do a little word association. from Van Wilder (2002)
On himself though. from Van Wilder (2002)
On it. from Van Wilder (2002)
One last night of debauchery with the fellas.
One last night of debauchery with the fellas. from Van Wilder (2002)
One last night of debauchery with the fellas...
One last night of debauchery with the fellas... from Van Wilder (2002)
One who this reporter knows firsthand to have a serious problem...
One who this reporter knows firsthand to have a serious problem... from Van Wilder (2002)
One, two from Van Wilder (2002)
Order! Order! Settle down, everyone.
Order! Order! Settle down, everyone. from Van Wilder (2002)
Out of my way! from Van Wilder (2002)
Over and over. from Van Wilder (2002)
Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home.
Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home. from Van Wilder (2002)
Panos reminded me that I had one...
Panos reminded me that I had one... from Van Wilder (2002)
Pass these out. Thank you.
Pass these out. Thank you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here.
Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight.
Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight. from Van Wilder (2002)
Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?
Please move banner a skosh higher, huh? from Van Wilder (2002)
Plus there is no substitute for decades of experience.
Plus there is no substitute for decades of experience. from Van Wilder (2002)
Poor guy just needed a little TLC.
Poor guy just needed a little TLC. from Van Wilder (2002)
Possibly infected anal cavity.
Possibly infected anal cavity. from Van Wilder (2002)
Posterior gluteal line. from Van Wilder (2002)
Pro. from Van Wilder (2002)
Professor McDoogle? from Van Wilder (2002)
Program? from Van Wilder (2002)
Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute.
Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. from Van Wilder (2002)
Recorded? What are you, bugged? Do I need to frisk you?
Recorded? What are you, bugged? Do I need to frisk you? from Van Wilder (2002)
Reinstatement... from Van Wilder (2002)
Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.
Relax, guys. They're just Doritos. from Van Wilder (2002)
Remember my credo, Timmy.
Remember my credo, Timmy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Remember, today's assignment is about shadow.
Remember, today's assignment is about shadow. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, I don't know what to say.
Richard, I don't know what to say. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, I want you to meet Dr. Stern.
Richard, I want you to meet Dr. Stern. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, is there something you want to say?
Richard, is there something you want to say? from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, you rascal, you never told me that you were a DIK.
Richard, you rascal, you never told me that you were a DIK. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard! I was just talking about you.
Richard! I was just talking about you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay?
Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen.
Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White.
Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. from Van Wilder (2002)
Schedule a massage after my golf game tomorrow afternoon.
Schedule a massage after my golf game tomorrow afternoon. from Van Wilder (2002)
See you tonight. Gwen. The invite to the parents' house.
See you tonight. Gwen. The invite to the parents' house. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sent me this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now.
Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open.
Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seriously. Van is a godsend.
Seriously. Van is a godsend. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seven years, and no degree. You should have graduated twice by now.
Seven years, and no degree. You should have graduated twice by now. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seven years! I've accomplished nothing!
Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! from Van Wilder (2002)
Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells.
Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sharing a penalty box and a tri latte with Gwen Pearson...
Sharing a penalty box and a tri latte with Gwen Pearson... from Van Wilder (2002)
She can skate. from Van Wilder (2002)
She reads at a sophomore level.
She reads at a sophomore level. from Van Wilder (2002)
She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time?
She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? from Van Wilder (2002)
She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch.
She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. from Van Wilder (2002)
She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message?
She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? from Van Wilder (2002)
She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.
She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. from Van Wilder (2002)
She's not for you, dude. She's too high strung.
She's not for you, dude. She's too high strung. from Van Wilder (2002)
She's smart, she's beautiful...
She's smart, she's beautiful... from Van Wilder (2002)
Shingles, hepatitis, crabs. That was his fault.
Shingles, hepatitis, crabs. That was his fault. from Van Wilder (2002)
Shit! from Van Wilder (2002)
Shot to hell. from Van Wilder (2002)
Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.
Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that?
Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? from Van Wilder (2002)
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle.
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle. from Van Wilder (2002)
So don't get too hung up on detail.
So don't get too hung up on detail. from Van Wilder (2002)
So he came back for the starting lineup.
So he came back for the starting lineup. from Van Wilder (2002)
So how long have you and premed Richard been together?
So how long have you and premed Richard been together? from Van Wilder (2002)
So the deal is, I score...
So the deal is, I score... from Van Wilder (2002)
So what's your boyfriend's name? Does he go to school here?
So what's your boyfriend's name? Does he go to school here? from Van Wilder (2002)
So you could teach me how to muff dive?
So you could teach me how to muff dive? from Van Wilder (2002)
Soliciting of alcohol to extreme minors...
Soliciting of alcohol to extreme minors... from Van Wilder (2002)
Some pressure. from Van Wilder (2002)
Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm.
Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment...
Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... from Van Wilder (2002)
Sometimes you've gotta heed this.
Sometimes you've gotta heed this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Son of a bitch. Disappear!
Son of a bitch. Disappear! from Van Wilder (2002)
Sorry about that. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sorry, Richard. Pleasure away.
Sorry, Richard. Pleasure away. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sounds serious. Threatened?
Sounds serious. Threatened? from Van Wilder (2002)
Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?
Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there? from Van Wilder (2002)
Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late night booty scratch.
Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late night booty scratch. from Van Wilder (2002)
Special delivery! from Van Wilder (2002)
Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter.
Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. from Van Wilder (2002)
Such a buttload of your money for so long.
Such a buttload of your money for so long. from Van Wilder (2002)
Such a good boy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Super. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends...
Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... from Van Wilder (2002)
Surely you have a career in mind.
Surely you have a career in mind. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.
Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Swim team really does need your love, folks.
Swim team really does need your love, folks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Symbiotic act. from Van Wilder (2002)
Taj proved to be an excellent company accountant...
Taj proved to be an excellent company accountant... from Van Wilder (2002)
Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right?
Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? from Van Wilder (2002)
Taj, I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair.
Taj, I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tajy, I'm so hot. from Van Wilder (2002)
Take me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tell him Van sent you, and remember Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.
Tell him Van sent you, and remember Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.
Tell me how you really feel. Seven years. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you, Milty! from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent...
Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm really not interested.
Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm really not interested. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thanks for the good time, fellas.
Thanks for the good time, fellas. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot.
Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot. from Van Wilder (2002)
That feels so good. from Van Wilder (2002)
That he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion?
That he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? from Van Wilder (2002)
That I haven't already found out from your public records?
That I haven't already found out from your public records? from Van Wilder (2002)
That I realized what I was doing
That I realized what I was doing from Van Wilder (2002)
That is none of your business. And you know what?
That is none of your business. And you know what? from Van Wilder (2002)
That looks amazing. from Van Wilder (2002)
That my editor has asked me to do an exposΓ© on him...
That my editor has asked me to do an exposΓ© on him... from Van Wilder (2002)
That ought to be enough to get you started.
That ought to be enough to get you started. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's How did you From the paper?
That's How did you From the paper? from Van Wilder (2002)
That's a first. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's great. I'm so happy for you, Richard.
That's great. I'm so happy for you, Richard. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's great. It really is.
That's great. It really is. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's I moan backwards. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's my girlfriend, gluteous erecti.
That's my girlfriend, gluteous erecti. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's no bong! It's for my schlong!
That's no bong! It's for my schlong! from Van Wilder (2002)
That's right, folks. Save the swim team.
That's right, folks. Save the swim team. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's right. Drink up. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's simply what he does
That's simply what he does from Van Wilder (2002)
That's the end of the first half...
That's the end of the first half... from Van Wilder (2002)
That's the shit. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's why I came to help make you your shake.
That's why I came to help make you your shake. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's why you and I had friction?
That's why you and I had friction? from Van Wilder (2002)
The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go?
The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? from Van Wilder (2002)
The first day of spring semester.
The first day of spring semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
The first ever! from Van Wilder (2002)
The floor is yours. from Van Wilder (2002)
The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date.
The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date. from Van Wilder (2002)
The last, well, seven years have gone by way too fast.
The last, well, seven years have gone by way too fast. from Van Wilder (2002)
The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets...
The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... from Van Wilder (2002)
The party liaison. from Van Wilder (2002)
The rigorous day has been a success for Van the man.
The rigorous day has been a success for Van the man. from Van Wilder (2002)
The strawberry! Eat the strawberry! It's worth 250!
The strawberry! Eat the strawberry! It's worth 250! from Van Wilder (2002)
The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad...
The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... from Van Wilder (2002)
The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy.
The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Then it's won. from Van Wilder (2002)
Then leave. But leave the honorable way.
Then leave. But leave the honorable way. from Van Wilder (2002)
Then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!
Then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now! from Van Wilder (2002)
Then you scratch it some more.
Then you scratch it some more. from Van Wilder (2002)
Then your mom can come. from Van Wilder (2002)
There's five of us here. Majority rules.
There's five of us here. Majority rules. from Van Wilder (2002)
There's got to be something that we can work out.
There's got to be something that we can work out. from Van Wilder (2002)
There's no easy way from Van Wilder (2002)
There's no reason to stay here anymore!
There's no reason to stay here anymore! from Van Wilder (2002)
There's nothing fake about this ID.
There's nothing fake about this ID. from Van Wilder (2002)
There's so much that I need to say the article
There's so much that I need to say the article from Van Wilder (2002)
There's this function I'm hosting tomorrow night.
There's this function I'm hosting tomorrow night. from Van Wilder (2002)
There's two sides to every story, Gwen.
There's two sides to every story, Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges.
These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges. from Van Wilder (2002)
They are getting bigger, aren't they?
They are getting bigger, aren't they? from Van Wilder (2002)
They owe you after the Sue Me, Screw Me soiree you threw.
They owe you after the Sue Me, Screw Me soiree you threw. from Van Wilder (2002)
They paid me, but that's not the only reason I did it.
They paid me, but that's not the only reason I did it. from Van Wilder (2002)
They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for good deed.
They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for good deed. from Van Wilder (2002)
They want more, and so do I. I want you to do a follow up.
They want more, and so do I. I want you to do a follow up. from Van Wilder (2002)
They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why?
They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why? from Van Wilder (2002)
They're gonna send some recruit alums to campus for written and oral exams.
They're gonna send some recruit alums to campus for written and oral exams. from Van Wilder (2002)
They're way into themselves and shit.
They're way into themselves and shit. from Van Wilder (2002)
Think I've had these before.
Think I've had these before. from Van Wilder (2002)
This ball club is the heart of this institution.
This ball club is the heart of this institution. from Van Wilder (2002)
This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good.
This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is big. This is very, very big.
This is big. This is very, very big. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is our Uncle JΓ€ger.
This is our Uncle JΓ€ger. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is Sick Boy's room. Not a week's gone by he hasn't had an ailment.
This is Sick Boy's room. Not a week's gone by he hasn't had an ailment. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is the culmination of my being.
This is the culmination of my being. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is the first time in my life I'm glad I'm deaf!.
This is the first time in my life I'm glad I'm deaf!. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me.
This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me. from Van Wilder (2002)
This multi coalition party was a masterful plan.
This multi coalition party was a masterful plan. from Van Wilder (2002)
This party so rocks, Richard.
This party so rocks, Richard. from Van Wilder (2002)
This school has given me so much. Let me repay Coolidge...
This school has given me so much. Let me repay Coolidge... from Van Wilder (2002)
This school's given me so much. I just can't seem to give enough back.
This school's given me so much. I just can't seem to give enough back. from Van Wilder (2002)
This semester's marks could determine the next ten years of our lives.
This semester's marks could determine the next ten years of our lives. from Van Wilder (2002)
This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.
This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. from Van Wilder (2002)
This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving.
This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving. from Van Wilder (2002)
This whole rivalry thing has become a tad childish.
This whole rivalry thing has become a tad childish. from Van Wilder (2002)
Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!
Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze! from Van Wilder (2002)
Those things could raise the Titanic.
Those things could raise the Titanic. from Van Wilder (2002)
Threatened? Please. from Van Wilder (2002)
Timmy? from Van Wilder (2002)
Timmy? from Van Wilder (2002)
Tit wad! from Van Wilder (2002)
Tit! from Van Wilder (2002)
To cover your next two payments.
To cover your next two payments. from Van Wilder (2002)
To get my head in the right place.
To get my head in the right place. from Van Wilder (2002)
To smack clam, munch rug...
To smack clam, munch rug... from Van Wilder (2002)
Too bad she's dating Strapper John, MD.
Too bad she's dating Strapper John, MD. from Van Wilder (2002)
Topless Tutors was dead. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tracking Tuition: Where does our money really go?
Tracking Tuition: Where does our money really go? from Van Wilder (2002)
Trooper. from Van Wilder (2002)
True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you.
True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tuition? Van is still in school?
Tuition? Van is still in school? from Van Wilder (2002)
Two girls utterly infatuated...
Two girls utterly infatuated... from Van Wilder (2002)
Uh huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.
Uh huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke. from Van Wilder (2002)
Under Raddest fucking dude alive!
Under Raddest fucking dude alive! from Van Wilder (2002)
Until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed...
Until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed... from Van Wilder (2002)
Until mid sophomore year.
Until mid sophomore year. from Van Wilder (2002)
Until you've shot putted blitzed on JΓ€ger.
Until you've shot putted blitzed on JΓ€ger. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material.
Van isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van put in more effort in six days than most have all semester.
Van put in more effort in six days than most have all semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van Wilder, G L A D to meet you.
Van Wilder, G L A D to meet you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van Wilder, party liaison, was born.
Van Wilder, party liaison, was born. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van Wilder's phone. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem.
Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.
Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van, second date with Emily.
Van, second date with Emily. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van, you have a 1:30 with the swim team.
Van, you have a 1:30 with the swim team. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van, you must listen to me.
Van, you must listen to me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van, you must listen to me.
Van, you must listen to me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van, you must make four monthly payments of $5,000 each.
Van, you must make four monthly payments of $5,000 each. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van! Van, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Van! Van, wake up, wake up, wake up. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van. Hurry. The night of fun and fornication's upon us.
Van. Hurry. The night of fun and fornication's upon us. from Van Wilder (2002)
Van's room. Saturday night, yeah.
Van's room. Saturday night, yeah. from Van Wilder (2002)
Very valuable skill I'd yet to tap
Very valuable skill I'd yet to tap from Van Wilder (2002)
Want to get out of school so they can make money.
Want to get out of school so they can make money. from Van Wilder (2002)
Was that a from Van Wilder (2002)
Was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch.
Was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch. from Van Wilder (2002)
We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal.
We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal. from Van Wilder (2002)
We are now in session. Mr. Wilder.
We are now in session. Mr. Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
We are truly up the Ganges River without a bamboo oar.
We are truly up the Ganges River without a bamboo oar. from Van Wilder (2002)
We can get the law club to help.
We can get the law club to help. from Van Wilder (2002)
We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here.
We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here. from Van Wilder (2002)
We gotta D up out there. Darius.
We gotta D up out there. Darius. from Van Wilder (2002)
We have an update on the Wilder Watch.
We have an update on the Wilder Watch. from Van Wilder (2002)
We just want to get to know you better.
We just want to get to know you better. from Van Wilder (2002)
We knew you could do it. from Van Wilder (2002)
We make such the fab team!
We make such the fab team! from Van Wilder (2002)
We must swing the ball around the perimeter.
We must swing the ball around the perimeter. from Van Wilder (2002)
We need to talk. from Van Wilder (2002)
We need to talk. from Van Wilder (2002)
We'll be accepting donations in the form of...
We'll be accepting donations in the form of... from Van Wilder (2002)
We're just gonna do a little bit of word association.
We're just gonna do a little bit of word association. from Van Wilder (2002)
We're still $1,200 short of your next tuition payment.
We're still $1,200 short of your next tuition payment. from Van Wilder (2002)
We've got a jumper! from Van Wilder (2002)
Welcome. What can we do for you?
Welcome. What can we do for you? from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, I gotta go. from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, I hope we can put it all behind us and be friends.
Well, I hope we can put it all behind us and be friends. from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, I made it a point to personally come down here, Wilder.
Well, I made it a point to personally come down here, Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, I'll be damned! from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, I'll be the judge of
Well, I'll be the judge of from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, just from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, let's take a vote. from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch?
Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? from Van Wilder (2002)
Well, yeah, but also... from Van Wilder (2002)
What about your future? from Van Wilder (2002)
What am I doing here? What were you doing in there?
What am I doing here? What were you doing in there? from Van Wilder (2002)
What are the courses Mr. Wilder needs in order to graduate?
What are the courses Mr. Wilder needs in order to graduate? from Van Wilder (2002)
What are you looking at? Your mom said you left your legs at home.
What are you looking at? Your mom said you left your legs at home. from Van Wilder (2002)
What do you think? from Van Wilder (2002)
What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember.
What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. from Van Wilder (2002)
What happened? Is everyone okay?
What happened? Is everyone okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared?
What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared? from Van Wilder (2002)
What if she's right, huh?
What if she's right, huh? from Van Wilder (2002)
What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris?
What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? from Van Wilder (2002)
What is wrong with the youth of today?
What is wrong with the youth of today? from Van Wilder (2002)
What story? from Van Wilder (2002)
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean? from Van Wilder (2002)
What the hell you gonna do with $34, man?
What the hell you gonna do with $34, man? from Van Wilder (2002)
What was that girl, a freshman?
What was that girl, a freshman? from Van Wilder (2002)
What you doing? from Van Wilder (2002)
What you probably don't know is that he was set up...
What you probably don't know is that he was set up... from Van Wilder (2002)
What? from Van Wilder (2002)
What? Come on. Hop in. from Van Wilder (2002)
What's going on with you?
What's going on with you? from Van Wilder (2002)
What's wrong with you? Enjoy yourself.
What's wrong with you? Enjoy yourself. from Van Wilder (2002)
What's your name? from Van Wilder (2002)
When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad...
When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad... from Van Wilder (2002)
When I attended class... from Van Wilder (2002)
When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever!
When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! from Van Wilder (2002)
When the time is right...
When the time is right... from Van Wilder (2002)
Where are you from, Taj? from Van Wilder (2002)
Where are you going? from Van Wilder (2002)
Where I do not have many friends.
Where I do not have many friends. from Van Wilder (2002)
Where I might find the raddest fucking dude alive?
Where I might find the raddest fucking dude alive? from Van Wilder (2002)
Where the hell is everyone?
Where the hell is everyone? from Van Wilder (2002)
Which could lead to non congenital dwarfism as you got older?
Which could lead to non congenital dwarfism as you got older? from Van Wilder (2002)
Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time.
Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. from Van Wilder (2002)
Which is a huge deal to me.
Which is a huge deal to me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Which is grounds for immediate expulsion.
Which is grounds for immediate expulsion. from Van Wilder (2002)
Which ones did you choose?
Which ones did you choose? from Van Wilder (2002)
Who believes censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
Who believes censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. from Van Wilder (2002)
Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped...
Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped... from Van Wilder (2002)
Who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much?
Who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much? from Van Wilder (2002)
Who knows this? It was in your freshman facts.
Who knows this? It was in your freshman facts. from Van Wilder (2002)
Who, me? No! from Van Wilder (2002)
Who's a big boy? from Van Wilder (2002)
Who's Air Supply? from Van Wilder (2002)
Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on?
Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on? from Van Wilder (2002)
Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts.
Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts. from Van Wilder (2002)
Whose whole life revolves around work.
Whose whole life revolves around work. from Van Wilder (2002)
Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in depth reporter?
Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in depth reporter? from Van Wilder (2002)
Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party?
Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party? from Van Wilder (2002)
Why don't you go release your own pressure?
Why don't you go release your own pressure? from Van Wilder (2002)
Why? What You fooled around with my daughter?
Why? What You fooled around with my daughter? from Van Wilder (2002)
Wilder! from Van Wilder (2002)
Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there.
Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there. from Van Wilder (2002)
Win or lose, we should thank him for reminding us what we're all capable of.
Win or lose, we should thank him for reminding us what we're all capable of. from Van Wilder (2002)
With men who have larger than normal...
With men who have larger than normal... from Van Wilder (2002)
With premature ejaculation.
With premature ejaculation. from Van Wilder (2002)
Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan.
Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan. from Van Wilder (2002)
Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you.
Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Wow, all this time I thought I was more to you than just some flaccid story.
Wow, all this time I thought I was more to you than just some flaccid story. from Van Wilder (2002)
Wow. from Van Wilder (2002)
Wow. from Van Wilder (2002)
Write that down. from Van Wilder (2002)
Write that down. from Van Wilder (2002)
Write that down. from Van Wilder (2002)
Write that down. from Van Wilder (2002)
Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine equipped mammalia.
Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine equipped mammalia. from Van Wilder (2002)
X... from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah, by the pool, Gramps.
Yeah, by the pool, Gramps. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah, I know... from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah, I'm happy for them.
Yeah, I'm happy for them. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah, that's fine! Okay, thanks.
Yeah, that's fine! Okay, thanks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah, you guys have had the best GPA the last 50 years.
Yeah, you guys have had the best GPA the last 50 years. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah! No! from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah. Doodles. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah. Why? from Van Wilder (2002)
Yes, superior leader, sir.
Yes, superior leader, sir. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yes, these interviews are somewhat of a formality...
Yes, these interviews are somewhat of a formality... from Van Wilder (2002)
Yes, well, you haven't lived...
Yes, well, you haven't lived... from Van Wilder (2002)
Yet knowing how way leads on to way...
Yet knowing how way leads on to way... from Van Wilder (2002)
You You dicksucker! from Van Wilder (2002)
You you from Van Wilder (2002)
You actually read that article?
You actually read that article? from Van Wilder (2002)
You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together.
You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. from Van Wilder (2002)
You are most amazing to make me feel so...
You are most amazing to make me feel so... from Van Wilder (2002)
You are. You are. from Van Wilder (2002)
You better get out of here before I hit you upside the head with a three iron.
You better get out of here before I hit you upside the head with a three iron. from Van Wilder (2002)
You can either mail this in or drop it off.
You can either mail this in or drop it off. from Van Wilder (2002)
You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear.
You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear. from Van Wilder (2002)
You can't even from Van Wilder (2002)
You certainly will be. from Van Wilder (2002)
You cooperate and answer all my questions?
You cooperate and answer all my questions? from Van Wilder (2002)
You do not call her that, gonad!
You do not call her that, gonad! from Van Wilder (2002)
You do that. You're not fooling anybody!
You do that. You're not fooling anybody! from Van Wilder (2002)
You going out tonight? from Van Wilder (2002)
You got all this. I'm gonna go
You got all this. I'm gonna go from Van Wilder (2002)
You got an A in my freshman economics class.
You got an A in my freshman economics class. from Van Wilder (2002)
You have absolutely no idea what Gwen wants.
You have absolutely no idea what Gwen wants. from Van Wilder (2002)
You have opted to appeal.
You have opted to appeal. from Van Wilder (2002)
You heard me. I say I say...
You heard me. I say I say... from Van Wilder (2002)
You journalists and your irresponsible reporting.
You journalists and your irresponsible reporting. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know I have my Northwestern interview next week.
You know I have my Northwestern interview next week. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know that three letter word that starts with F?
You know that three letter word that starts with F? from Van Wilder (2002)
You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams.
You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo?
You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? from Van Wilder (2002)
You know what? You're right.
You know what? You're right. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know, and air dry. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know, help me relax. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know, I wanted to how is it park the porpoise.
You know, I wanted to how is it park the porpoise. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come.
You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. from Van Wilder (2002)
You know... from Van Wilder (2002)
You look like you want to get something out, son.
You look like you want to get something out, son. from Van Wilder (2002)
You look so from Van Wilder (2002)
You made it. from Van Wilder (2002)
You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump?
You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? from Van Wilder (2002)
You mean, we didn't have to
You mean, we didn't have to from Van Wilder (2002)
You must be Gwen the truck driver.
You must be Gwen the truck driver. from Van Wilder (2002)
You owe $75,000 for the speed boat.
You owe $75,000 for the speed boat. from Van Wilder (2002)
You picked 'em. from Van Wilder (2002)
You pussy ass motherfucker!
You pussy ass motherfucker! from Van Wilder (2002)
You really should have him neutered, man.
You really should have him neutered, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
You remember one thing from Van Wilder (2002)
You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time.
You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. from Van Wilder (2002)
You should be there. from Van Wilder (2002)
You shouldn't take life too seriously.
You shouldn't take life too seriously. from Van Wilder (2002)
You succeeded. from Van Wilder (2002)
You think about the future too much, you kinda forget about the present...
You think about the future too much, you kinda forget about the present... from Van Wilder (2002)
You Van Wilder? from Van Wilder (2002)
You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys.
You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
You were found in violation of Article 2, Section B of Coolidge's bylaws
You were found in violation of Article 2, Section B of Coolidge's bylaws from Van Wilder (2002)
You win, it beats. You lose, it breaks.
You win, it beats. You lose, it breaks. from Van Wilder (2002)
You'll also handle my finances.
You'll also handle my finances. from Van Wilder (2002)
You'll find the one. from Van Wilder (2002)
You'll need a copy of my class schedule so you can take notes.
You'll need a copy of my class schedule so you can take notes. from Van Wilder (2002)
You'll never get out alive.
You'll never get out alive. from Van Wilder (2002)
You'll see I'm 18 units from graduating with a leisure studies degree.
You'll see I'm 18 units from graduating with a leisure studies degree. from Van Wilder (2002)
You're a little soft. from Van Wilder (2002)
You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at?
You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? from Van Wilder (2002)
You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight...
You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... from Van Wilder (2002)
You're actively trying not to get out of here.
You're actively trying not to get out of here. from Van Wilder (2002)
You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.
You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year. from Van Wilder (2002)
You're none of mine. from Van Wilder (2002)
You're only fooling yourself!.
You're only fooling yourself!. from Van Wilder (2002)
You're trying to make money to stay in school.
You're trying to make money to stay in school. from Van Wilder (2002)
You've all undoubtedly been to one of Van's parties.
You've all undoubtedly been to one of Van's parties. from Van Wilder (2002)
You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters.
You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters. from Van Wilder (2002)
You've been looking for that dare to be great situation.
You've been looking for that dare to be great situation. from Van Wilder (2002)
You've never doubted yourself in your whole life.
You've never doubted yourself in your whole life. from Van Wilder (2002)
Your cash camel has arrived!
Your cash camel has arrived! from Van Wilder (2002)
Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine.
Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. from Van Wilder (2002)
Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus.
Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus. from Van Wilder (2002)
Your mind will become a weapon.
Your mind will become a weapon. from Van Wilder (2002)
8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.
8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine. from Van Wilder (2002)
A little pay as you go? Are you trying to seduce me?
A little pay as you go? Are you trying to seduce me? from Van Wilder (2002)
About what? No, no. It's about whom.
About what? No, no. It's about whom. from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you all right? Never better, my jasmine flower.
Are you all right? Never better, my jasmine flower. from Van Wilder (2002)
Burning up. Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up.
Burning up. Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. from Van Wilder (2002)
Continue, Mr. Wilder. I'm okay.
Continue, Mr. Wilder. I'm okay. from Van Wilder (2002)
Damn well should. Amen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dance? When I pee. from Van Wilder (2002)
Does he appreciate you? That's none of your business.
Does he appreciate you? That's none of your business. from Van Wilder (2002)
Doesn't she have a boyfriend? Details.
Doesn't she have a boyfriend? Details. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't do that! Frankly, you're juvenile.
Don't do that! Frankly, you're juvenile. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't know if we got our point across. Crystal clear, guys.
Don't know if we got our point across. Crystal clear, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't you think I know that? You treat me like a child.
Don't you think I know that? You treat me like a child. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dr. Brown. This is something of a formality.
Dr. Brown. This is something of a formality. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me? Look. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me? White, elastic band, constrictive.
Excuse me? White, elastic band, constrictive. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwenny, where are you going? To go save Van.
Gwenny, where are you going? To go save Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hang on. Unbelievable. from Van Wilder (2002)
Has anyone told you that before? Yes, my boyfriend.
Has anyone told you that before? Yes, my boyfriend. from Van Wilder (2002)
Having us both at the same time... Will definitely lighten your load.
Having us both at the same time... Will definitely lighten your load. from Van Wilder (2002)
He has only $34. Damn, Van!
He has only $34. Damn, Van! from Van Wilder (2002)
He'll call you back. Unbelievable.
He'll call you back. Unbelievable. from Van Wilder (2002)
Heinie? This was a really bad idea.
Heinie? This was a really bad idea. from Van Wilder (2002)
Henke, you're up. Come on. All right.
Henke, you're up. Come on. All right. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Jeannie. Look. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, no cock pump. No cock pump.
Hey, no cock pump. No cock pump. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hi, Van. Hi, Donna. from Van Wilder (2002)
How do you put a price on dignity? How do you put a price on poonani?
How do you put a price on dignity? How do you put a price on poonani? from Van Wilder (2002)
How you doing, my man? What's up?
How you doing, my man? What's up? from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't believe you're doing this. Pop quiz. True or false.
I can't believe you're doing this. Pop quiz. True or false. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't have a pen. Well, remember that then.
I don't have a pen. Well, remember that then. from Van Wilder (2002)
I feel on fire. Oh, yeah, me too, baby.
I feel on fire. Oh, yeah, me too, baby. from Van Wilder (2002)
I got hit by a big truck. Are you okay?
I got hit by a big truck. Are you okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
I gotta go No, come on. It's a great time.
I gotta go No, come on. It's a great time. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have a few questions for you. In time. This is gonna be fun.
I have a few questions for you. In time. This is gonna be fun. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have an interview for the paper. At 10:00 at night?
I have an interview for the paper. At 10:00 at night? from Van Wilder (2002)
I knew you'd come to your senses. Hello, Richard.
I knew you'd come to your senses. Hello, Richard. from Van Wilder (2002)
I love you, man. No, man.
I love you, man. No, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
I miss Dinner for two, me and you.
I miss Dinner for two, me and you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'll be there. It's a date.
I'll be there. It's a date. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'll call you tomorrow. What?
I'll call you tomorrow. What? from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm gonna go wash my hands now. Oh, Gwen!
I'm gonna go wash my hands now. Oh, Gwen! from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm here to enlist your services. Let me guess.
I'm here to enlist your services. Let me guess. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry. from Van Wilder (2002)
ID, please. It's a terrible picture of me, but
ID, please. It's a terrible picture of me, but from Van Wilder (2002)
Indeed. Indeed. Super. from Van Wilder (2002)
Is he ready? Ah, yeah, he's ready.
Is he ready? Ah, yeah, he's ready. from Van Wilder (2002)
Is that the same Pulitzer prize winning Darius Grayson.
Is that the same Pulitzer prize winning Darius Grayson. from Van Wilder (2002)
Is Van here? He don't wanna see you.
Is Van here? He don't wanna see you. from Van Wilder (2002)
It'll be fun. I wish I could, Gordo.
It'll be fun. I wish I could, Gordo. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's a date. It's an interview, not a date.
It's a date. It's an interview, not a date. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's get you some skates. I'm not here to skate.
Let's get you some skates. I'm not here to skate. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's go get fucked up. Sounds good.
Let's go get fucked up. Sounds good. from Van Wilder (2002)
May I help you? Yeah, I'm Van
May I help you? Yeah, I'm Van from Van Wilder (2002)
May I? As long as we cuddle afterwards.
May I? As long as we cuddle afterwards. from Van Wilder (2002)
Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. What's any of this got to do with...
Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. What's any of this got to do with... from Van Wilder (2002)
Mr. Bagg? Expulsion. from Van Wilder (2002)
My fiancΓ©? What are you talking about? When are you two tying the knot?
My fiancΓ©? What are you talking about? When are you two tying the knot? from Van Wilder (2002)
My name is Van. Hi, my name is Terry.
My name is Van. Hi, my name is Terry. from Van Wilder (2002)
Ninety one percent. What?
Ninety one percent. What? from Van Wilder (2002)
No problem confirming. Bye. This writing, it's just
No problem confirming. Bye. This writing, it's just from Van Wilder (2002)
Not good at all. Hey, you!
Not good at all. Hey, you! from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. See ya, V. from Van Wilder (2002)
or C, all the above? What's B again?
or C, all the above? What's B again? from Van Wilder (2002)
Party foul. No, don't Oh, dear God.
Party foul. No, don't Oh, dear God. from Van Wilder (2002)
PS, this is an awesome room. PS, shut the fuck up!
PS, this is an awesome room. PS, shut the fuck up! from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, will you help me open it? Sure.
Richard, will you help me open it? Sure. from Van Wilder (2002)
Since my freshman year. I bet he's a tighty whitey guy.
Since my freshman year. I bet he's a tighty whitey guy. from Van Wilder (2002)
So creamy. They're awesome.
So creamy. They're awesome. from Van Wilder (2002)
So does that mean you gonna help us? Oh, it's on.
So does that mean you gonna help us? Oh, it's on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sociology and Political Science. Wow.
Sociology and Political Science. Wow. from Van Wilder (2002)
Take your clothes off. I'm not taking off my clothes.
Take your clothes off. I'm not taking off my clothes. from Van Wilder (2002)
Terrible. I think so. Yeah.
Terrible. I think so. Yeah. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank God. No jammies. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you very much. You're the best, Van.
Thank you very much. You're the best, Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you. For four years...
Thank you. For four years... from Van Wilder (2002)
That will be quite the page turner. It'll be a very well written article.
That will be quite the page turner. It'll be a very well written article. from Van Wilder (2002)
That'd be terrific, Gwenny. I'll see you downstairs.
That'd be terrific, Gwenny. I'll see you downstairs. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's quite a load. Well, Van can handle quite a load.
That's quite a load. Well, Van can handle quite a load. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's Van. That's him! from Van Wilder (2002)
The Matadors? What? from Van Wilder (2002)
The Wilder story's not done. Read it before you criticize.
The Wilder story's not done. Read it before you criticize. from Van Wilder (2002)
The Wilder story's not done. Read it before you criticize.
The Wilder story's not done. Read it before you criticize. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is incredible. 100 percent. Don't go anywhere.
This is incredible. 100 percent. Don't go anywhere. from Van Wilder (2002)
This is really a pimpin' good time. Yes, it is.
This is really a pimpin' good time. Yes, it is. from Van Wilder (2002)
This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. Okay.
This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. Okay. from Van Wilder (2002)
This would be a first. Why do I find that hard to believe?
This would be a first. Why do I find that hard to believe? from Van Wilder (2002)
Vile. Oh, it burns! from Van Wilder (2002)
Wait. There are more of these? Actually, there are many more.
Wait. There are more of these? Actually, there are many more. from Van Wilder (2002)
Was the last one right? Yeah, that's right.
Was the last one right? Yeah, that's right. from Van Wilder (2002)
we can't handle. And we mean nothing.
we can't handle. And we mean nothing. from Van Wilder (2002)
We will bend over backwards for you. There's nothing too big...
We will bend over backwards for you. There's nothing too big... from Van Wilder (2002)
We'll stay on top of you... And ride you all semester.
We'll stay on top of you... And ride you all semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
What are you doing here? I don't know.
What are you doing here? I don't know. from Van Wilder (2002)
What are you doing here? You two know each other?
What are you doing here? You two know each other? from Van Wilder (2002)
What are you doing in here? I had to talk to you.
What are you doing in here? I had to talk to you. from Van Wilder (2002)
What are you doing out there? Proving a point.
What are you doing out there? Proving a point. from Van Wilder (2002)
What are you studying, son? I dabble in a bit of everything.
What are you studying, son? I dabble in a bit of everything. from Van Wilder (2002)
What sort of act? Messing up that Van Wilder party.
What sort of act? Messing up that Van Wilder party. from Van Wilder (2002)
What's it to you? Thanks for the story.
What's it to you? Thanks for the story. from Van Wilder (2002)
What's that, Richard? You scratch it.
What's that, Richard? You scratch it. from Van Wilder (2002)
What's wrong with you? Nothing. I'm fine.
What's wrong with you? Nothing. I'm fine. from Van Wilder (2002)
Where's my Wilder story? There is no story, Elliot.
Where's my Wilder story? There is no story, Elliot. from Van Wilder (2002)
Why aren't you in costume? I can't stay. I have to work tonight.
Why aren't you in costume? I can't stay. I have to work tonight. from Van Wilder (2002)
Why do I always fail? You put too much pressure on yourself.
Why do I always fail? You put too much pressure on yourself. from Van Wilder (2002)
Why don't you just leave him alone? Home wrecker.
Why don't you just leave him alone? Home wrecker. from Van Wilder (2002)
Why? I like it here. from Van Wilder (2002)
With a happy ending? Ah, yes.
With a happy ending? Ah, yes. from Van Wilder (2002)
Wow. I was hoping you'd say that.
Wow. I was hoping you'd say that. from Van Wilder (2002)
Wow. Yeah. Wow. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yeah. And thank you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Yes, sir. You owe $200,000 for the thoroughbred.
Yes, sir. You owe $200,000 for the thoroughbred. from Van Wilder (2002)
You did good. Let's get this man leid.
You did good. Let's get this man leid. from Van Wilder (2002)
You hooked up with a burner. Yeah.
You hooked up with a burner. Yeah. from Van Wilder (2002)
You must be Van. Hi. from Van Wilder (2002)
You take life way too seriously. Life is serious.
You take life way too seriously. Life is serious. from Van Wilder (2002)
You're not hearing me It's over, Taj!
You're not hearing me It's over, Taj! from Van Wilder (2002)
Your final's in exactly seven minutes! All right.
Your final's in exactly seven minutes! All right. from Van Wilder (2002)
'Cause I'm gonna need a few cocktails before I start coughing for you fellas.
'Cause I'm gonna need a few cocktails before I start coughing for you fellas. from Van Wilder (2002)
'Cause it should be. from Van Wilder (2002)
'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fiancΓ©.
'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fiancΓ©. from Van Wilder (2002)