A collective GPA of 52,000? from Van Wilder (2002)
A Delta? from Van Wilder (2002)
A dilemma has arose up front. from Van Wilder (2002)
A friend of yours... from Van Wilder (2002)
A good soldier does not leave his commander... from Van Wilder (2002)
A good writer gets her story no matter what. from Van Wilder (2002)
A party people will actually show up to. from Van Wilder (2002)
A party we can be proud of... from Van Wilder (2002)
A perfect match, connected forever. from Van Wilder (2002)
A pro. from Van Wilder (2002)
A ritual, if you will, that allows me... from Van Wilder (2002)
A story that nobody's been able to get. from Van Wilder (2002)
A time to say good bye to the parents once again... from Van Wilder (2002)
After this weekend, we should have sufficient funds... from Van Wilder (2002)
Air dry that shit, yeah. from Van Wilder (2002)
All doctors. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, everybody? from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, look. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, things to remember commerce and trade from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, Trapper. Stay cool. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right, Wilder, let's dance. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right. Gwen, all right! You're just in time. from Van Wilder (2002)
All right. So... am I here for a physical? from Van Wilder (2002)
All you need are the three fundamentals scented candles... from Van Wilder (2002)
Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. from Van Wilder (2002)
Am I right? from Van Wilder (2002)
And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. from Van Wilder (2002)
And all of our athletics those are all so minuscule? from Van Wilder (2002)
And also correct. from Van Wilder (2002)
And another $39,000 for your son's tuition and housing this semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
And Barry White. from Van Wilder (2002)
And cut your losses. from Van Wilder (2002)
And Dr. Smelnick. from Van Wilder (2002)
And each article skipped over by the majority of the student body. from Van Wilder (2002)
And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! from Van Wilder (2002)
And I am really enjoying the present right now... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I guess so is a promise... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I just wanted to bring my A game. from Van Wilder (2002)
And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp. from Van Wilder (2002)
And I would like to be your assistant very much... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I wouldn't want our future children to be tainted... from Van Wilder (2002)
And I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur. from Van Wilder (2002)
And I'm ready to move on. from Van Wilder (2002)
And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... from Van Wilder (2002)
And in reaction to this lynching... from Van Wilder (2002)
And it hurts when I from Van Wilder (2002)
And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system. from Van Wilder (2002)
And just as I expected... from Van Wilder (2002)
And just like that, Topless Tutors was born. from Van Wilder (2002)
And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!. from Van Wilder (2002)
And just the right chromosomal anomalies. from Van Wilder (2002)
And leave Coolidge with a degree. from Van Wilder (2002)
And my 9:45 till Wednesday. from Van Wilder (2002)
And of course, Gwen's father. from Van Wilder (2002)
And Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. from Van Wilder (2002)
And say hello to a few new student bodies. from Van Wilder (2002)
And smother it. from Van Wilder (2002)
And state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged. from Van Wilder (2002)
And suggest an alternative punishment. from Van Wilder (2002)
And that guy she's with all kinds of wrong for her. from Van Wilder (2002)
And the Bloated Belly Beer Bash to Battle Bulimia this semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
And then I don't know how. from Van Wilder (2002)
And then I am in! from Van Wilder (2002)
And then I broke the boredom. from Van Wilder (2002)
And then we bumped uglies. from Van Wilder (2002)
And we talked it over. from Van Wilder (2002)
And you know something, Timmy? from Van Wilder (2002)
And your time is up, Mr. Wilder. Pencils down. from Van Wilder (2002)
Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... from Van Wilder (2002)
Anything at all? from Van Wilder (2002)
Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. from Van Wilder (2002)
Are we gonna get in trouble for being in here? from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you and Richard in the same fraternity? from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. from Van Wilder (2002)
As a story, I think... from Van Wilder (2002)
As for me, well... from Van Wilder (2002)
As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it? from Van Wilder (2002)
As well as our most valued client. from Van Wilder (2002)
As you're all aware, Van was almost expelled. from Van Wilder (2002)
At the Hillel House, I broke bread. from Van Wilder (2002)
At which time I must return to my home country... from Van Wilder (2002)
Au contraire, mon frères. Girls! from Van Wilder (2002)
Awesome work, sisters. from Van Wilder (2002)
Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Barry White. from Van Wilder (2002)
Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
Be happy for both of us. The Richard and Gwen life plan is kicking in. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because I didn't want the students to know I threw the party. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because I wanted to cut loose and shake my rump... from Van Wilder (2002)
Because if word gets out that I read, my reputation from Van Wilder (2002)
Because Mommy went slumming one night back in college. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder... from Van Wilder (2002)
Because they love each other? from Van Wilder (2002)
Because they're compatible. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because you have the potential to be great. from Van Wilder (2002)
Because you'll die a lot of times. from Van Wilder (2002)
Before settling down with my fiancée, Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Being bad seldom is. from Van Wilder (2002)
Believing for so long from Van Wilder (2002)
Besides, babes that fine from Van Wilder (2002)
Big finish. from Van Wilder (2002)
Bikini clad judges for a fund raiser? That's pretty ingenious. from Van Wilder (2002)
Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics... from Van Wilder (2002)
Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. from Van Wilder (2002)
Brilliant, Pearson. from Van Wilder (2002)
But aren't you glad we did? from Van Wilder (2002)
But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I believe in you. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I hear ”milk, I think giant jugs. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I see that now. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I think it's crucial we like minded people get to know one another. from Van Wilder (2002)
But I was wrong. It took a man by the name of Van Wilder to teach me that. from Van Wilder (2002)
But make sure you see he's raised $5,000 to give the swim team a next season. from Van Wilder (2002)
But not without a W tonight. from Van Wilder (2002)
But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. from Van Wilder (2002)
But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch. from Van Wilder (2002)
But she is just so damn good. from Van Wilder (2002)
But sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things. from Van Wilder (2002)
But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... from Van Wilder (2002)
But that would mean one of them would have to be dead. from Van Wilder (2002)
But we gotta talk, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
But you have wasted enough of your time and my money. from Van Wilder (2002)
But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... from Van Wilder (2002)
By a pathetic, egomaniacal frat boy... from Van Wilder (2002)
By all means. Come in, please. from Van Wilder (2002)
By parting ways as a graduate. from Van Wilder (2002)
By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel? from Van Wilder (2002)
Bye. from Van Wilder (2002)
Bye. Thanks for coming. from Van Wilder (2002)
C los, get your ass off my shirt. from Van Wilder (2002)
Call me nuts... from Van Wilder (2002)
Cancel my guest lecture at the Wharton School next week. from Van Wilder (2002)
Carry the two Yes, that's correct. from Van Wilder (2002)
Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. from Van Wilder (2002)
Cash, Visa and full frontal nudity. from Van Wilder (2002)
Causing acute achondroplasia... from Van Wilder (2002)
Come on! from Van Wilder (2002)
Come on. We got a ball game to win. from Van Wilder (2002)
Commerce and trade, so forth and so on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Congratulations, Taj! Your first blow job. from Van Wilder (2002)
Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Cookies! from Van Wilder (2002)
Coolidge College was established in 18 from Van Wilder (2002)
Could use some extra income. from Van Wilder (2002)
Crazy kids with their crazy VD. from Van Wilder (2002)
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Crimson and blue for nearly a decade. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dad, what are you doing here? from Van Wilder (2002)
Dad! I can't believe you're here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Damn hot! from Van Wilder (2002)
Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. from Van Wilder (2002)
Damn it! from Van Wilder (2002)
Dear God, that's wretched. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dear Van from Van Wilder (2002)
Decorated in early fuck. from Van Wilder (2002)
Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... from Van Wilder (2002)
Delta Iota Kappa rules! from Van Wilder (2002)
Depression: Is Prozac really the answer? from Van Wilder (2002)
Desi told me how she and a few of her grad school pals... from Van Wilder (2002)
Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne... from Van Wilder (2002)
Did you sit behind me two semesters ago? from Van Wilder (2002)
Dine at just one American pink taco stand. from Van Wilder (2002)
Do you realize that? from Van Wilder (2002)
Do you want my hot tub, or should I just give it to Milty? from Van Wilder (2002)
Does that allude to me being the plain, boring type? from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't be a fool. Stay in school. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't even sweat it, Taj. I've got a plan. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't pick at it. Moving on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't sugar coat it, Taj. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't tease me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't thank me. Thank penicillin. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Don't you? I mean, look around you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dope song. What's it called? from Van Wilder (2002)
Dorsal appendage. Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dr. Fine. from Van Wilder (2002)
Dr. Pearson? from Van Wilder (2002)
Each article well written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson... from Van Wilder (2002)
Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying. from Van Wilder (2002)
Easy, sailor. from Van Wilder (2002)
Either way... from Van Wilder (2002)
Equals... six? from Van Wilder (2002)
Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue... from Van Wilder (2002)
Even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be. from Van Wilder (2002)
Ever. from Van Wilder (2002)
Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion. from Van Wilder (2002)
Exactly how much money do you have? from Van Wilder (2002)
Except that guy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me, gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me, gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me. Can you tell me... from Van Wilder (2002)
Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? from Van Wilder (2002)
Expulsion. from Van Wilder (2002)
External occipital protuberance. from Van Wilder (2002)
Famine Crisis in Rwanda. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. from Van Wilder (2002)
Finished his written exam in only 20 minutes. This kid is a dynamo. from Van Wilder (2002)
First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. from Van Wilder (2002)
Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go. from Van Wilder (2002)
For either of you. from Van Wilder (2002)
For some reason, my editor thinks you're a story. from Van Wilder (2002)
For the better part of a decade. from Van Wilder (2002)
For the school newspaper. from Van Wilder (2002)
For the story. from Van Wilder (2002)
Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. from Van Wilder (2002)
Freshman year. I'll get the others. from Van Wilder (2002)
Freshman year. I'll get the others. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fries their brain cells, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau. Dig in, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
Fuck you, Van Wilder! from Van Wilder (2002)
Fuck you, you you you from Van Wilder (2002)
Fuck! from Van Wilder (2002)
Gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Give me a V! Give me an A! from Van Wilder (2002)
Give me an N! What does it spell? from Van Wilder (2002)
Go out to those hung and handsome bad boys... from Van Wilder (2002)
Go, baby, go! from Van Wilder (2002)
God only knows what my parents and their stuck up friends are doing to him. from Van Wilder (2002)
God, I've bled... from Van Wilder (2002)
God, these are excellent. from Van Wilder (2002)
Good luck, honey. You deserve it. from Van Wilder (2002)
Good luck, ladies. from Van Wilder (2002)
Graphic. from Van Wilder (2002)
Great work, Van. Thanks! from Van Wilder (2002)
Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwen is an extremely gifted journalist. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwen, first dates are interviews. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwendolyn Elizabeth Pearson... from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. from Van Wilder (2002)
Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. from Van Wilder (2002)
He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. from Van Wilder (2002)
He got expelled today. Is that in your story? from Van Wilder (2002)
He kept babbling about the differences between light and dark beer. from Van Wilder (2002)
He used to write for the school paper. from Van Wilder (2002)
He was an alumnus of our journalism staff. from Van Wilder (2002)
He wrote his best stuff in detox. Still does, I'm told. from Van Wilder (2002)
He? from Van Wilder (2002)
He's got no business parking there. That's my spot. from Van Wilder (2002)
He's in his, what, sixth year? from Van Wilder (2002)
He's in! He's in! from Van Wilder (2002)
He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch. from Van Wilder (2002)
He's probably touched your life in some way, whether you know it or not. from Van Wilder (2002)
He's probably touched your life in some way, whether you know it or not. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hello? from Van Wilder (2002)
Here you go, Taj. Get your rave on, man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Here, I'm done with all of this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, babe. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, guys. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, have you heard from Gwen? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, I know you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Richard. Ready to study? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, surprise. I'm on your oral exam board. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Van, can I borrow from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey, Van. I just wanted to come by and extend an olive branch. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hey. Excuse me. Gwen! from Van Wilder (2002)
Hi, partner in crime. Is there anything I can do for you today? from Van Wilder (2002)
Hiding. from Van Wilder (2002)
His name's Richard. He's premed. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hold on, son. You don't want to do this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hold on. from Van Wilder (2002)
Holy crap. from Van Wilder (2002)
How much is your time worth? from Van Wilder (2002)
How much they enjoy reading about this guy. from Van Wilder (2002)
How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? from Van Wilder (2002)
How old are you, Sally? from Van Wilder (2002)
However, it was only when I met a special someone... from Van Wilder (2002)
Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hutch, take over. from Van Wilder (2002)
Hutch? from Van Wilder (2002)
I admit I applied for this job... from Van Wilder (2002)
I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party... from Van Wilder (2002)
I am not getting in that thing with you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I am pleading to this committee, reinstate me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. from Van Wilder (2002)
I called you last night, Van. from Van Wilder (2002)
I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't argue against the infraction. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't believe you graduated. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't do this! from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't hear the boos! Now, listen up. from Van Wilder (2002)
I can't hold on from Van Wilder (2002)
I certainly do. from Van Wilder (2002)
I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I did receive exemplary marks. from Van Wilder (2002)
I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one. from Van Wilder (2002)
I didn't want to come here either. They made me come! from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't care. I won't pander to them. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't know why exactly. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't like the way you condescend me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I don't think so. from Van Wilder (2002)
I doubted if I should ever come back. from Van Wilder (2002)
I feel like going somewhere tropical. Tahiti. Are you writing this down? from Van Wilder (2002)
I feel really good about that. from Van Wilder (2002)
I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. from Van Wilder (2002)
I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever. from Van Wilder (2002)
I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have a chance to make front page of the graduation issue... from Van Wilder (2002)
I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... from Van Wilder (2002)
I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have been inundated with people telling me... from Van Wilder (2002)
I have cats. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have got a very challenging assignment for you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I have no comment... from Van Wilder (2002)
I hope you can skate. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just came across a bit of interesting information. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just don't have the time. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just hope you used some protection. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just want to know why you're putting off your life. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just wanted a visual. from Van Wilder (2002)
I just wanted to explain about the whole, you know, Richard thing. from Van Wilder (2002)
I knew you weren't listening. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know Ms. Pac Man's special. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know you had a fling with Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know you were right from Van Wilder (2002)
I know you were right believing for so long from Van Wilder (2002)
I know. from Van Wilder (2002)
I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia. from Van Wilder (2002)
I like to start off each semester with a certain time honored tradition. from Van Wilder (2002)
I long to rub you the right way. from Van Wilder (2002)
I look at you guys, and you know what I see? from Van Wilder (2002)
I love this song. from Van Wilder (2002)
I love you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something. from Van Wilder (2002)
I mean, this girl is dynamite. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need more time. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need these in 20 minutes. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. from Van Wilder (2002)
I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. from Van Wilder (2002)
I put in a good word for you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I recorded quotes that you got money from the Lambdas to throw them a party. from Van Wilder (2002)
I see a bunch of party animals... from Van Wilder (2002)
I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... from Van Wilder (2002)
I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. from Van Wilder (2002)
I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. from Van Wilder (2002)
I think I remember this behind. I mean, you sitting behind me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears... from Van Wilder (2002)
I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you? from Van Wilder (2002)
I think you've got the balls to make it here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I thought a lot about what you said, and from Van Wilder (2002)
I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. from Van Wilder (2002)
I thought we could spend some time together... from Van Wilder (2002)
I used to party with this guy who once told me... from Van Wilder (2002)
I vote reinstatement. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want to chew the from Van Wilder (2002)
I want to take it through the car wash, baby. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you now. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you now. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you shining glass. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you to have this. from Van Wilder (2002)
I want you to tell me what Robert Frost was trying to express here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I wanted to give you the results of your test firsthand. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was responsible for that party, so what happened was my fault. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was scared that you wouldn't come. from Van Wilder (2002)
I was the first ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! from Van Wilder (2002)
I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. from Van Wilder (2002)
I will stay on at no charge. from Van Wilder (2002)
I wish I had teachers like that. from Van Wilder (2002)
I wonder how T Bad's date's going. from Van Wilder (2002)
I would have cashed in my Israel bonds. from Van Wilder (2002)
I would have paid him way more than a grand for this party. from Van Wilder (2002)
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'd be honored if you and I surgically and spiritually... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'd do anything for you guys... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'll get that. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'll write that down. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm all out of love from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm all out of love from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm bleeding! from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm doing a human interest piece on you. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm getting my shit together. Just one second. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm glad you went to all your classes today. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm glad you went to all your classes today. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm gonna go make some calls for the party, okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm gonna need at least one more booklet. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm here to lay myself at the mercy of this court... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm in the middle of an 80 year tradition here. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five letter word. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm leaving. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm not sure, and for some reason... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm off. Taj, you're in charge. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm only gonna go over this one more time. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm Panos Patakos, president of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm proud of you, Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm releasing my seminal fluids inside of you now! from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so glad you could fit us into your schedule this morning. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so lost without you from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so lost without you from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sorry, Taj. I'm gonna have to let you go. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm spearheading the Save the Swim Team Speedo Spectacular... from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm staying here with my friends. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm still looking for that dare to be great situation. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. from Van Wilder (2002)
I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've been a student here for seven years, and I've from Van Wilder (2002)
I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've done a lot in seven years. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. from Van Wilder (2002)
I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer. from Van Wilder (2002)
If he's here, who's running Hell? from Van Wilder (2002)
If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'Ă©tat. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you don't have your doctorate, you haven't done enough. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you want the story, you'll get in this thing with me. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you want... you could tag along. from Van Wilder (2002)
If you'll kindly take a look at my transcripts... from Van Wilder (2002)
In any one of these three rooms, Gramps. from Van Wilder (2002)
In fact, surprisingly rich from Van Wilder (2002)
In the event they switch to a zone defense... from Van Wilder (2002)
In the Guiness Book of World fucking Records, man... from Van Wilder (2002)
Indeed, but believe it or not... from Van Wilder (2002)
Intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds. from Van Wilder (2002)
Into that weenie bikini... from Van Wilder (2002)
Is a good way to remind him that you're still angry. from Van Wilder (2002)
Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is that all you think about? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is that for me? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is the ultimate aphrodisiac. from Van Wilder (2002)
Is there anything I can do for you today? from Van Wilder (2002)
Is there anything you can tell me about yourself... from Van Wilder (2002)
Isn't that wonderful? from Van Wilder (2002)
It does not look good. from Van Wilder (2002)
It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. from Van Wilder (2002)
It is at your doorstep. from Van Wilder (2002)
It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody else is in their birthday suit. from Van Wilder (2002)
It is the White Barry. from Van Wilder (2002)
It really is. But don't do it for me. from Van Wilder (2002)
It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite come out of his shell... from Van Wilder (2002)
It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough. from Van Wilder (2002)
It was a really immature stunt. from Van Wilder (2002)
It was the best ten seconds ever. from Van Wilder (2002)
It'll happen. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's a good day to die, McDoogle. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Bagg. I've heard a lot about you. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's all about presentation, gentlemen. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's cool. Equipment manager owes me a favor. I introduced him to his wife. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's getting to be that time of the hour. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's go time. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's gonna be a bachelor party. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's kinda hard in 15 seconds. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's ludicrous! By God, it's impetuous! from Van Wilder (2002)
It's not like he can see out of it anyway. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's ridiculous! It's preposterous! from Van Wilder (2002)
It's the moment of truth, people. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's the moment of truth, people. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's time to excise that cancerous lump. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's time you should go. from Van Wilder (2002)
It's very scary stuff. from Van Wilder (2002)
Jesus! Criminy! from Van Wilder (2002)
Jesus. This is some pad you got here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets... from Van Wilder (2002)
Just say yes, because I've got even more amazing news. from Van Wilder (2002)
Just so we're clear, I'm talking about intercourse. from Van Wilder (2002)
Just take a look at this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Ladies and gentlemen... from Van Wilder (2002)
Lambdas are cool in their own right. People just needed to realize it. from Van Wilder (2002)
Last night, I was so like Bonnie and you were so like Clyde. And now this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let me audit my last six classes, take the finals... from Van Wilder (2002)
Let me get the other side. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let the damn baby have his ball back. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let the record show that... from Van Wilder (2002)
Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon... from Van Wilder (2002)
Let us proceed. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let Van stay! Let Van stay! from Van Wilder (2002)
Let Van stay! Let Van stay! from Van Wilder (2002)
Let Van stay! Let Van stay! from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's get it started then, shall we? from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's get out of here, go grab a beer. from Van Wilder (2002)
Let's see what the kid's made of. from Van Wilder (2002)
Life is all about developing relationships, Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... from Van Wilder (2002)
Like their actions. from Van Wilder (2002)
Like what? from Van Wilder (2002)
Liked what I heard, stayed. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lindsey and Rob make such a great couple, don't you think? from Van Wilder (2002)
Listen to me, you little fuck stains! from Van Wilder (2002)
Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant? from Van Wilder (2002)
Listen to yourself, meathead. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lite Beer vs. Dark The Showdown by Darius Grayson. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look at me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look, come in here. I want you to meet your future alumni. from Van Wilder (2002)
Look, I need you to help me release... from Van Wilder (2002)
Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lookin' good there, buddy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Looks like we got one more. from Van Wilder (2002)
Loser. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lovely. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lucky girl. from Van Wilder (2002)
Lucky number seven, actually. from Van Wilder (2002)
Mad props for this pimpin' good time... from Van Wilder (2002)
Made to a wet behind the ears kid from India whose only dream... from Van Wilder (2002)
Mail it in! from Van Wilder (2002)
Mail it in! Mail it in. from Van Wilder (2002)
Make me graduate. from Van Wilder (2002)
Man, you ever heard of Tiger Woods, bitch? from Van Wilder (2002)
Massage oil... from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe seven years of tuition... from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... from Van Wilder (2002)
Maybe you should start looking for that dare to be employed situation. from Van Wilder (2002)
Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful... from Van Wilder (2002)
Medic. from Van Wilder (2002)
Medulla oblongatas. from Van Wilder (2002)
Meow! from Van Wilder (2002)
Miss Haver? from Van Wilder (2002)
More importantly... from Van Wilder (2002)
Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred... from Van Wilder (2002)
Mr. Van Wilder. from Van Wilder (2002)
Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. from Van Wilder (2002)
My brothers play hockey... from Van Wilder (2002)
My editor did say this would be a challenge. from Van Wilder (2002)
My exchange program culminates at the end of this school year... from Van Wilder (2002)
My God, what happened to you? from Van Wilder (2002)
My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week. from Van Wilder (2002)
My name is Orissa Punjab Nizamabad. from Van Wilder (2002)
My name is Van Wilder, and this is my home... from Van Wilder (2002)
My name's not from Van Wilder (2002)
My undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party. from Van Wilder (2002)
Next time you'll know better. from Van Wilder (2002)
No can do. We're at maximum capacity. from Van Wilder (2002)
No harm, no foul. from Van Wilder (2002)
No one even knows we're here. from Van Wilder (2002)
No, she she hasn't yet called back. from Van Wilder (2002)
No, thank you. from Van Wilder (2002)
No, thanks. I forgot my suit. from Van Wilder (2002)
Nope. That's all right. from Van Wilder (2002)
Northwestern called this morning. They wanna interview me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Northwestern. I am the shit. from Van Wilder (2002)
Northwestern. I am the shit. from Van Wilder (2002)
Not for the paper. For me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Not one acceptable candidate. from Van Wilder (2002)
Not really. from Van Wilder (2002)
Nothin' but net, my man. from Van Wilder (2002)
Now I don't even know where my bitch is. from Van Wilder (2002)
Now remember, before any final, take a pregame dump. from Van Wilder (2002)
Now, follow my foolproof plan... from Van Wilder (2002)
Now! from Van Wilder (2002)
Obviously. from Van Wilder (2002)
Of Lambda Omega Omega. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, I kept the first for another day. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, Mommy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, my God. Feel it! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, no. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you? from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, stop for a second. Stop. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, thank you! Thank you! from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, they're so creamy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, they're still warm. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, yeah, she came too. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, yeah. from Van Wilder (2002)
Oh, yes. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, kids. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, kids. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, look, I read the damn article, but don't tell anyone... from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay, you can do this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay! All right! from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. Mrs. Seay? from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. Thanks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Okay. We're just gonna do a little word association. from Van Wilder (2002)
On himself though. from Van Wilder (2002)
On it. from Van Wilder (2002)
One last night of debauchery with the fellas. from Van Wilder (2002)
One last night of debauchery with the fellas... from Van Wilder (2002)
One who this reporter knows firsthand to have a serious problem... from Van Wilder (2002)
One, two from Van Wilder (2002)
Order! Order! Settle down, everyone. from Van Wilder (2002)
Out of my way! from Van Wilder (2002)
Over and over. from Van Wilder (2002)
Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home. from Van Wilder (2002)
Panos reminded me that I had one... from Van Wilder (2002)
Pass these out. Thank you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here. from Van Wilder (2002)
Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight. from Van Wilder (2002)
Please move banner a skosh higher, huh? from Van Wilder (2002)
Plus there is no substitute for decades of experience. from Van Wilder (2002)
Poor guy just needed a little TLC. from Van Wilder (2002)
Possibly infected anal cavity. from Van Wilder (2002)
Posterior gluteal line. from Van Wilder (2002)
Pro. from Van Wilder (2002)
Professor McDoogle? from Van Wilder (2002)
Program? from Van Wilder (2002)
Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. from Van Wilder (2002)
Recorded? What are you, bugged? Do I need to frisk you? from Van Wilder (2002)
Reinstatement... from Van Wilder (2002)
Relax, guys. They're just Doritos. from Van Wilder (2002)
Remember my credo, Timmy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Remember, today's assignment is about shadow. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, I don't know what to say. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, I want you to meet Dr. Stern. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, is there something you want to say? from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard, you rascal, you never told me that you were a DIK. from Van Wilder (2002)
Richard! I was just talking about you. from Van Wilder (2002)
Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? from Van Wilder (2002)
Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen. from Van Wilder (2002)
Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. from Van Wilder (2002)
Schedule a massage after my golf game tomorrow afternoon. from Van Wilder (2002)
See you tonight. Gwen. The invite to the parents' house. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sent me this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seriously. Van is a godsend. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seven years, and no degree. You should have graduated twice by now. from Van Wilder (2002)
Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! from Van Wilder (2002)
Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sharing a penalty box and a tri latte with Gwen Pearson... from Van Wilder (2002)
She can skate. from Van Wilder (2002)
She reads at a sophomore level. from Van Wilder (2002)
She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? from Van Wilder (2002)
She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. from Van Wilder (2002)
She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? from Van Wilder (2002)
She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. from Van Wilder (2002)
She's not for you, dude. She's too high strung. from Van Wilder (2002)
She's smart, she's beautiful... from Van Wilder (2002)
Shingles, hepatitis, crabs. That was his fault. from Van Wilder (2002)
Shit! from Van Wilder (2002)
Shot to hell. from Van Wilder (2002)
Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? from Van Wilder (2002)
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle. from Van Wilder (2002)
So don't get too hung up on detail. from Van Wilder (2002)
So he came back for the starting lineup. from Van Wilder (2002)
So how long have you and premed Richard been together? from Van Wilder (2002)
So the deal is, I score... from Van Wilder (2002)
So what's your boyfriend's name? Does he go to school here? from Van Wilder (2002)
So you could teach me how to muff dive? from Van Wilder (2002)
Soliciting of alcohol to extreme minors... from Van Wilder (2002)
Some pressure. from Van Wilder (2002)
Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... from Van Wilder (2002)
Sometimes you've gotta heed this. from Van Wilder (2002)
Son of a bitch. Disappear! from Van Wilder (2002)
Sorry about that. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sorry, Richard. Pleasure away. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sounds serious. Threatened? from Van Wilder (2002)
Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there? from Van Wilder (2002)
Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late night booty scratch. from Van Wilder (2002)
Special delivery! from Van Wilder (2002)
Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. from Van Wilder (2002)
Such a buttload of your money for so long. from Van Wilder (2002)
Such a good boy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Super. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... from Van Wilder (2002)
Surely you have a career in mind. from Van Wilder (2002)
Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy. from Van Wilder (2002)
Swim team really does need your love, folks. from Van Wilder (2002)
Symbiotic act. from Van Wilder (2002)
Taj proved to be an excellent company accountant... from Van Wilder (2002)
Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? from Van Wilder (2002)
Taj, I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tajy, I'm so hot. from Van Wilder (2002)
Take me. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tell him Van sent you, and remember Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. from Van Wilder (2002)
Tell me how you really feel. Seven years. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you, Milty! from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... from Van Wilder (2002)
Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm really not interested. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thanks for the good time, fellas. from Van Wilder (2002)
Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot. from Van Wilder (2002)
That feels so good. from Van Wilder (2002)
That he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? from Van Wilder (2002)
That I haven't already found out from your public records? from Van Wilder (2002)
That I realized what I was doing from Van Wilder (2002)
That is none of your business. And you know what? from Van Wilder (2002)
That looks amazing. from Van Wilder (2002)
That my editor has asked me to do an exposé on him... from Van Wilder (2002)
That ought to be enough to get you started. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's How did you From the paper? from Van Wilder (2002)
That's a first. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's great. I'm so happy for you, Richard. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's great. It really is. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's I moan backwards. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's my girlfriend, gluteous erecti. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's no bong! It's for my schlong! from Van Wilder (2002)
That's right, folks. Save the swim team. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's right. Drink up. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's simply what he does from Van Wilder (2002)
That's the end of the first half... from Van Wilder (2002)
That's the shit. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's why I came to help make you your shake. from Van Wilder (2002)
That's why you and I had friction? from Van Wilder (2002)
The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? from Van Wilder (2002)
The first day of spring semester. from Van Wilder (2002)
The first ever! from Van Wilder (2002)
The floor is yours. from Van Wilder (2002)
The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date. from Van Wilder (2002)
The last, well, seven years have gone by way too fast. from Van Wilder (2002)
The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... from Van Wilder (2002)
The party liaison. from Van Wilder (2002)
The rigorous day has been a success for Van the man. from Van Wilder (2002)
