Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) Edit

A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity...

A bite.

A cantaloupe?

A dog should never have been allowed

A dog whistle.

A ha!

A hard road to hoe

A home.

A poodle dog!

A present. Nice.

A suitable parent to a little boy.

A time machine. (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

About George Washington not really cutting down the cherry tree.

Actually, I've got baby carrots,

Advanced preparation into account...

AGAMEMNON: Delivery.

Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! (GROWLING)

Ah! (LAUGHS) Let them eat cake!

Ah.

Ah...

Ah...

Ahh!

Ajax, here, strongest guy in the world...

All done up here, Leonardo.

All right, fine, you're all dogs, but you can't change the law.

All right, Mr. Peabody.

All sons must prove themselves to their fathers.

All the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!

All this zipping about the cosmos has drained our power supply.

All those guys getting their heads chopped off...

ALL: I'm a dog, too.

ALL: The girl must go!

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Yeah!

Although, I prefer literate dog.

An obedient son?

And a link to a website I created

And a multiplicity of major traffic violations.

And Baked Alaska.

And constructed a rudimentary WABAC.

And don't forget about the commutative principle.

And given the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheit...

And he never said he couldn't lie.

And I got engaged to King Tut.

And I lost her in ancient Egypt.

And if you have to go to the bathroom...

And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA meeting...

And in my spare time...

And laid in a pit of fire ants? (GASPS)

And loves you no matter how many times you mess up...

And make sure none of this ever happens in the first place.

And make the streets of the city run red...

And nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.

And not come to this lame dinner party.

And now, to return to our proper timeline and erase this mess.

And rather uncharacteristic, given how you feel about Mr. Gandhi.

And remember, Mr. Peabody...

And remember, the No.2 pencil is standard for most uses...

And since we're going to be spending some time together...

And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life...

And that little red tie of yours...

And the court can take it away from you.

And then mummify whatever is left.

And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in canopic jars...

And then use the remote control as usual.

And then you died in ancient Troy.

And then, I devoted myself to helping mankind.

And tuck into those quails you've been yakking about?

And we should probably just leave that alone.

And what a master of the chase you are.

And when President Washington was a little boy...

And who's always there to pick you up when you fall...

And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges...

And your daddy's here

And your little boy, too!

And Zumba.

And, as with all things Sherman related, I prepared for it.

Anubis has spoken!

Anubis, you sound unwell.

Anything, my desert flower. Consider it a wedding gift.

Anyway, as far as I'm concerned,

Are these barbarians bothering you?

Are you all right, Paul?

Are you all right?

Are you kidding? Where should we go first?

Are you sure this is going to work?

Are you sure you've thought this through?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

As a matter of fact, they are.

As described in the holy texts.

As luck would have it...

As soon as I move these blocks together, it's going to move very fast.

As you wish, Your Highness.

At the Begawan Giri in Ubud, Bali.

Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat!

AUDIENCE: Yay!

Aw!

Back up, Carl. Okay.

Bagpipes?

Bald, wears a skirt, and makeup.

Bark, bark?

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

Because after the French Revolution...

Because children are not machines, Peabody.

Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick...

Because I didn't want you to worry. (SNARLS)

Because I'm sitting here all day on my abbondanza!

Because I'm your father, and it's my job to keep you safe.

Because it's so fun right here!

Because there would be two of you!

Because you're a dog.

Because, Sherman, you can't have

Because, Your Honor...

Before Penny's parents realize she's missing.

Being chosen by their new families. (SNARLING)

Believe me, I tried to build one.

Believe you me, this woman is making me nuts.

Blah, blah, blah. For too long...

Bonne chance.

BOTH: Ahh!

BOTH: I'd hold off filing it just yet.

BOTH: I'd hold off filing it just yet.

BOTH: It's true!

BOTH: Ow!

BOTH: To the kids!

BOTH: To the kids!

Bow, barbarians.

Boy, your hand is cold, Mr. Peabody.

BOY: Unhand her! (WOMEN GASPING)

Bring forth the blade for the blood oath.

But a complete waste of time.

But a cruel and barbarous civilization just the same.

But are you quick enough for this?

But are you sure Ms. Grunion won't take me away?

But before you go, I want you to have this.

But don't tell her about the WABAC.

But he's only a child.

But her expensive tastes made her the target of much criticism.

But how does it go? Huh?

But I don't want to fly!

But I have not seen any of them, Leonardo!

But I thought you said never to come back to a time when you existed.

But I'm feeling much better now.

But in the meantime

But it's time for him to come home.

But it's too late. We've already paid for the catering.

But it's true!

But now I'm not so sure.

But now you're here, and everything's gonna be okay.

But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be...

But that's beside the point. Get your clothes on, we're going home.

But the WABAC needs a jump start...

But then, she couldn't have had her dessert.

But there are times when a No. 1 comes in handy.

But there's one thing you haven't considered.

But they all lead back to the present!

But they're not true.

But we do.

But we need your help.

But what I'm most proud of is my son, Sherman.

But what was I supposed to do? Mr. Peabody died in ancient Troy.

But why?

But why? Won't you just throw it again?

But won't require you to have him skip one or more grades.

But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it?

But you come at a very bad time.

But, Anubis, the sun god, Ra, has decreed...

But, Mr. Peabody!

But, Mr. Peabody!

But, Peabody...

But, remember, as you approach the speed of light...

But, Sherman, you don't know how to fly!

Bye, Mr. Peabody!

Cake!

Cake! (LAUGHING)

Calliope.

Can I talk to you a second?

Can we just do it again?

Can we talk to you a second?

Can you walk me through that, somebody?

Can't know any of this.

Certainly not.

Charge now. Warning.

Check it, guys.

Christmas night, 1776, though.

Clearly, it's because of how he's being raised.

Close to me during the French Revolution?

Come here, right now. Penny, come!

Come on, boy! Fetch the stick!

Come on, Penny.

Come on, Sherman, you can do it.

Come on, Sherman. (SCREAMING)

Come on, Sherman. Beg! (GRUNTING)

Come on!

Come on. (SIGHS)

Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air.

Come to an end

Come, Sherman, quick!

Computed the angle at which the setting sun

Consider bringing snacks for everyone.

Crystal.

Culture, and athletics. (GASPS OF AWE)

Da da!

Da Vinci's at it again!

Dad!

Deliver the girl...

Designed to assist the pharaohs' souls

Did you read it in a book? No!

Did your brainiac dad tell you?

Died?

Died? I have a hard time believing that.

Directly under the guillotine platform...

Ditto on that dog thing!

Djembe?

Do something!

Do the puzzle exactly as I did.

Do you know this guy? I thought I did...

Do you need any help?

Do you smell that, Sherman?

Don't let go!

Don't worry, Mr. Peabody.

Don't worry, Penny!

Don't worry, Penny.

Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite?

Don't you remember why I told you to stay

Don't you remember?

Dos Shermanos? What's going on here, Peabody?

Down with the monarchy!

Down with the queen!

Downward dog, perhaps? (CHUCKLES)

Drats! You're devilishly clever.

Drop

Drop the saber and step away from the futuristic orb.

Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog!

Einstein on the Beach.

Einstein on the Beach.

Error. Error.

Every day, in every way

Every piece in its place doing precisely what it's supposed to do.

Everybody knows that!

Everything going swimmingly?

Everything is going to be fine, Sherman.

Exactly! I know.

Except the total opposite!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Exploring.

Farewell!

Faster than it's ever gone before!

Feeling strong?

Fine. I smile.

Finish that dinner party, eat my Baked Alaska...

Five...

Fly!

For a little pop quiz in the art of fencing.

For all things covered with frosting.

For insurance purposes.

For kidnapping, reckless endangerment...

For learning.

For saying George Washington

Four, three...

FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues.

Genius!

George Washington never cut down a cherry tree...

George Washington?

George Washington.

Get back here!

Get that dog!

Give him another chance.

Give it back!

Give it back! Jump, doggy, jump. (CHUCKLES)

Give me a break!

Giving me the added weight to tip the boards, facilitating my exit.

Go get it.

Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch.

Go on.

Go! (BOTH GRUNTING)

Good to see you. What do you want?

Good. Why don't you start investigating over here?

Gravity will get too strong.

GRUNION: Follow that orb!

GRUNION: Get here as soon as possible.

GRUNION: He bit her.

GRUNION: Oh!

GRUNION: Quiet, Purdy!

Guess we'll have to split it.

Ha ha! See? Quick!

Ha ha! You missed!

Ha ha. Mr. Peabody says you should never use the WABAC...

Hang on!

Hang on! (MECHANICAL HUMMING)

Harmonium. Musical saw.

He bit me!

He calls it the WABAC.

He did cross the Delaware River,

He is Ay. He is you?

He told me.

He took an oath. I took an oath.

He's a boy, Peabody.

He's a brother. I'm his brother.

He's gone.

He's growing up, Peabody.

He's my dad.

He's my son.

He's seven!

He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.

He's you, but from another timeline.

Hello, Sherman.

Hello. Sure, I'll take a survey.

Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci. Ahh!

Here you go. Zing!

Here, I'll show you. Fetch!

Hey, everybody, I have an idea!

Hey, I'm walking, here!

Hey, Mr. Peabody!

Hey, Peabody!

Hey, Sherman!

Hey, Sherman!

Hey, wait! You can't just... (CLANGS SHUT)

Hey, what's going on here?

Hey! That's my ride!

Hey! Where did the other two go?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. How did you get back?

Hi, Mr. Peabody.

Hi, Penny.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold it right there! No move! No move!

Home. (SNIFFLES)

How about we just punch that big hole in the face?

How are we doing, heroes of Greece?

How come?

How could you do such a thing?

How delightful.

How do you know?

How do you know? I just know!

How do you take off?

How far into the future must you go?

How many times I got to tell you, Mona Lisa?

How so?

How's it going?

Huh?

Huh? Let's go. Let's go explore.

Humor is not immune to the laws of science.

Hurdy gurdy. Ocarina.

Hurry!

I almost forgot you were coming. Oh!

I am a dog, too.

I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.

I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile.

I am Ms. Grunion from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection.

I am not a dog.

I am so glad you accepted my invitation.

I can build a catapult.

I could bring my new model. It's a hydrogen atom.

I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge...

I depend on him so completely.

I did not see that coming!

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't know what I'm going to do with this crazy woman.

I don't know what just happened here...

I don't tell the jokes!

I don't think Mr. Peabody would like that.

I don't think that means chair in Italian.

I don't want to discuss it later!

I feel great.

I fell in. (STUDENTS LAUGHING)

I fully expected this.

I got an idea.

I got it! Sherman... Ahh!

I gotta go. I gotta sign up for the clubs.

I guess the world's not ready for that.

I hate her.

I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr. Peabody.

I have a hard time believing that.

I have an idea.

I have robotics club after school today.

I heard it myself.

I hereby award Mr. Peabody a presidential pardon.

I hit upon a combination of bones, stone and yak fat...

I hope I've made myself clear.

I invented the fist bump, planking, tearaway pants...

I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly.

I just hope you don't take my little confederate, here.

I just need to find a wormhole.

I just want to go home.

I know I'll see you again Again

I know it wasn't you.

I know someone who can.

I know we'll be okay This luck we have, it cannot go

I know, it's terrible!

I know, Mr. Peabody!

I know, Mr. Peabody!

I know, Sherman, it was wrong.

I know. And much quicker than you as well.

I learned that trick from a swami

I left a little pencil chart in your backpack...

I love cake so much.

I love you, Mr. Peabody.

I love you, Sherman.

I make the machines.

I meant flamenco.

I must point out, Ms. Grunion...

I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr. Peabody.

I need to reprogram the WABAC.

I noticed the distance between the sewer lids...

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I paint the paintings.

I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy.

I received my degree at Harvard.

I said, After the French Revolution comes...

I said, I'm not a dog!

I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.

I take orders from no man!

I think we can file this night under Unqualified Success.

I think you're confused. It's an adoptive relationship.

I told you never to come back to a time when you existed...

I was thinking that, too!

I was thinking the same thing.

I will see to it Sherman is removed from your custody.

I will, Mr. Peabody.

I won't do it again.

I... (INHALES DEEPLY) I really feel great!

I'd like to report an assault.

I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself.

I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening to conduct an investigation.

I'll be right there, Paul.

I'll be there!

I'll stay, I'll heel, I'll even shake hands.

I'll take that.

I'll tell you what's gonna happen.

I'm a dog as well!

I'm a dog, too!

I'm a dog, too!

I'm a dog, too.

I'm a dog, too.

I'm dancing!

I'm flying!

I'm in.

I'm letting go. One...

I'm more into rock 'n' roll.

I'm not a dog.

I'm not here for a party. I'm here for the investigation.

I'm not Penny anymore.

I'm not saying he shouldn't study French, too, Principal Purdy.

I'm ready.

I'm saying have him do both.

I'm serious, Penny. I don't know how to fly!

I'm Spartacus!

I'm starving.

I'm sure he must have had a reason.

I'm sure she'll find those new geodes

I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission.

I'm trying to find another wormhole...

I'm wearing a helmet.

I'm... fine.

I've come for Sherman.

I've done worse.

I've got you now.

I've got you on your way I feel it for you, don't you know

I've got you on your way I feel it for you, don't you know

I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.

I've really hit it off with Penny's parents.

I've really hit it off with your parents.

I've seen quite enough to remove the boy...

I've spent the last seven years

If a boy can adopt a dog...

If at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy again.

If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody...

If I can't pull us out of here...

If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I would say you were jealous.

If I discover that you are, in any way, an unfit parent...

If it weren't for Patty, I would have pressed charges already.

If she'd simply issued an edict

If that's what it means to be a dog...

If this marriage pact is sealed...

If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix...

If you're such a great parent...

In a court of law.

In Florence. Went into a black hole.

In fraternal organizations than I.

In my opinion, a dog can never be

In order to make the leap into the future...

In the luxurious penthouse apartment...

In the space time continuum.

In their journey to the afterlife.

Incident.

Incoming!

Indeed, but watch what happens...

Interestingly, that's not water.

Is everyone amused?

Is one that you're going to be taking all on your own.

Is someone gonna take me away from you?

Is that true?

Is the president coming to dinner again?

Isn't it wonderful?

Isn't that funny, Paul?

It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape.

It doesn't work, Mr. Peabody.

It is beautiful, isn't it?

It is, after all, the language of the future.

It looks just like our horse.

It means she will be bound to him in eternity...

It means that story is not true.

It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.

It puts too much strain on the space time continuum.

It turns out I'm not a complete and total loser, after all.

It turns out Sherman is not a complete and total loser, after all.

It was awesome!

It was clear that I was different.

It was gonna rain? Close.

It was just a matter of keeping my head.

It would be rude not to.

It's a booby trap.

It's a dog whistle, Penny.

It's a promise that I made Never be afraid

It's an adoptive relationship.

It's an exercise in futility.

It's awkward.

It's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself.

It's exactly what you all just said...

It's getting better and better

It's getting closer!

It's like a museum.

It's like a toy store.

It's my flying Mach...

It's normal for children to tease.

It's not a model, Penny. It's a prototype.

It's not a tree. It's a word. Apocryphal.

It's not amazing.

It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.

It's not Father's Day. Is it?

It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park...

It's not my birthday.

It's not my fault he's a hooligan.

It's not normal for them to bite.

It's not your birthday.

It's not your job to worry about these things.

It's simple, Sherman.

It's super high in omega 3s.

It's the methane gas in the sewer system.

It's the world's biggest model airplane.

It's your first day of school.

Jealous? Of what?

Just a few seconds ought to do it,

Just a little Dungeness crab with a passion fruit basil concassé.

Just a little more!

Just admit it. You're a dog. Say it.

Just get back! I need traction.

Just raise your hand proudly and say, I have to go.

Just remember, I'm a... (GRUNTS)

Just stay right there.

Just tell me how it works.

Kibbles or bits?

KIDS: Mr. Peabody.

King Tutankhamun.

Lean!

Leave us here.

Leonardo da Vinci to help us on our way?

Leonardo, tell me one thing I have to smile about.

Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?

LEONARDO: I can't even tell my left brain from my right anymore!

LEONARDO: I can't paint the picture...

Let him have his fun. Let him go.

Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you...

Let the wedding preparations begin!

Let's go!

Let's just say that you do not want

Let's just say, if the evening is a success...

Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Like a baby bird leaving the nest.

Look around, Sherman.

Look out!

Look, Peabody!

Looking good, Diomedes. (GROWLS)

Looks like someone really knows their history, huh, Penny?

Looks like the past is coming to us.

Mais, oui.

Make it work.

Make like a good little doggy.

Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr. Peabody.

MARIE: (CHUCKLING) Oh! Indeed she does.

May we have some cake?

Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.

Maybe you can come over to my house sometime.

Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion.

Me, too.

Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

Menelaus, my man! (GRUNTS)

Mmm. The smells coming from your kitchen are yummy!

Mona Lisa?

Mona! (WHIMPERING)

More than you think.

Mr. Pea baba. (COOS)

Mr. Peabody helped.

Mr. Peabody, what are we gonna do?

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody! (GROANS)

Mr. Peabody! You didn't die!

Mr. Peabody?

Mr. Peabody?

Mr. Peabody...

Mr. Peabody...

Mr. Peabody...

Mr. Peabody...

Ms. Grunion, be careful!

Ms. Grunion!

Ms. Peterson...

Must pay the price for their gluttony.

My boyfriend.

My bride!

My dad took me there this summer. We crossed it, too.

My flying machine! It's work!

My man.

My old man is a minotaur.

Never out down a cherry tree.

Nice landing, eh, Sherman? Oof!

Nine, eight...

No doubt about it.

No one is more in favor of participation

No, don't, Ms. Grunion, please!

No, I'm not.

No, it isn't.

No, it's not Sherman. It's fun!

No, Ms. Grunion! Ow! Let me go!

No, no. That's quite all right.

No, Sherman, not Da da.

No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't be going to any of those places.

No, thank you.

No, that's all right.

No, we don't! I mean, we can manage.

No!

No! I'm exceedingly poor.

No! That's a fake smile!

No! Three!

No. Oh.

No. Remise!

Nobody move!

Nope.

Nope. It's not Father's Day. (DOORBELL RINGING)

Not as long as I'm around.

Not until you beg like a dog.

Not usually.

Not where, Penny, when.

Not where, Sherman.

Not yet, Sherman.

Not yet.

Noted the loose board under the basket...

Nothing is as beautiful as an elegant equation...

Nothing, Sherman. Just stay right there.

Now, bring on the mani pedi.

Now, can we have some cake?

Now, come along.

Now, come along.

Now, I'll show you what I can handle.

Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile.

Now, let's get Penny and go home! (GROANING)

Now, let's get to the WABAC, go home,

Now, Mr. Peabody?

Now, the kids can resolve their differences before Ms. Grunion arrives.

Now, to find a way out of here.

Now, why don't you go show Penny

Now!

Now?

Oboe. Piccolo.

Odysseus, what news do you bring?

Of course I didn't die.

Of course, time travel can be a bit unpredictable.

Of course.

Of course.

Of disembowelment and mummification...

Of France were exceedingly poor.

Of Ra sails straight...

Of raising a human boy?

Off with his head! (CHEERING)

Oh, 1965,1776, 1620...

Oh, cool.

Oh, dear, a black hole! (ALARM SOUNDING)

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind telling the precious princess, here...

Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy.

Oh, me! I can! I can't

Oh, Mr. Peabody! What should I do? What should I do?

Oh, my gosh! Where's our daughter?

Oh, my. (RUMBLING)

Oh, no!

Oh, nothing much.

Oh, this depicts the god Anubis

Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything.

Oh, yeah, sorry. (LAUGHS)

Oh, yes, I am.

Oh, you just pull down that lever.

Oh, you noticed?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! (ALL GASP)

Oh! (CHUCKLES) Hey, look at that.

Oh! (CRASHING)

Oh! Another cantaloupe!

Oh! I can't believe it!

Oh! It was creepy.

Oh! Oh!

Oh. Can I drive? Of course not.

Oh. Okay, Mr. Peabody.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga.

Oh. Why not?

Oh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Okay, because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching.

Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.

Okay, I'm seeing this now.

Okay, let's get warmed up!

Okay, Mr. Peabody.

Okay.

Old Flip Flop Ra, we call him here in the underworld.

On

One boat is the way out, the other will send us...

One more time like it once was way back when

One wrong step and we're done for.

Only in this manner may the plagues upon this land be avoided.

Oof! I will get you, dog!

Ooh!

Ooh! (GRUNTING)

Ooh! Nice control.

Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me! (CLEARS THROAT)

Ooh. That is the smell of victory.

Ooh...