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Sausage Party (2016) "Sausage Party" is a raunchy animated comedy film released in 2016. Directed by Greg Tiernan and

Sausage Party (2016)

"Sausage Party" is a raunchy animated comedy film released in 2016. Directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon, the movie follows the story of food items in a supermarket who believe that being chosen by humans is a doorway to a paradise. However, they soon discover the horrifying truth about their ultimate fate.

This hilarious and often crude film features an ensemble voice cast including Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Edward Norton, and many more. With its mix of outrageous humor, social satire, and unexpected twists, "Sausage Party" takes aim at various themes such as religion, existentialism, and consumerism.

If you are intrigued by this outrageous comedy and want to experience the sounds and laughter it has to offer, you can play and download the movie here. Whether you're looking for a side-splitting comedy or an animated film that pushes boundaries, "Sausage Party" is a wild ride that offers a unique and unforgettable viewing experience.

A bagel trying to kill a lavash, once again.
A bagel trying to kill a lavash, once again.
A fucking stretch, and you know you it, Queso!
A fucking stretch, and you know you it, Queso!
A little sausage with some pretty big news.
A little sausage with some pretty big news.
A mash up? I don't understand. What's happening?
A mash up? I don't understand. What's happening?
A place where the gods care for you...
A place where the gods care for you...
A taco, a whiny doughnut...
A taco, a whiny doughnut...
A talking douche.
A talking douche.
A thin, brittle version of me.
A thin, brittle version of me.
A ton.
A ton.
Add that to your list of accomplishments.
Add that to your list of accomplishments.
After all the times he stood up for me, you know.
After all the times he stood up for me, you know.
All of you. All day, err day.
All of you. All day, err day.
All right, look, I found out some pretty major shit.
All right, look, I found out some pretty major shit.
All right, vémonos. Let's go.
All right, vémonos. Let's go.
All right, who did it?
All right, who did it?
All right, who did it?
All right, who did it?
All right. I got them right here, amigo. I
All right. I got them right here, amigo. I
Always have. Juice are hilarious. Who the fuck do these guys think they are?
Always have. Juice are hilarious. Who the fuck do these guys think they are?
And bless me, Santa Chimichanga, and protect me from the Dark Lord. Amen.
And bless me, Santa Chimichanga, and protect me from the Dark Lord. Amen.
And careful.
And careful.
And cover her up already.
And cover her up already.
And every aisle Thinks something different
And every aisle Thinks something different
And for that, I give you mad props.
And for that, I give you mad props.
And I always kind of thought that it didn't quite add up.
And I always kind of thought that it didn't quite add up.
And I can actually understand you?
And I can actually understand you?
And I too consider him a dear friend.
And I too consider him a dear friend.
And I would do anything for love
And I would do anything for love
And I would do anything for love
And I would do anything for love
And me!
And me!
And nothing awful happens to us In the Great Beyond
And nothing awful happens to us In the Great Beyond
And right out of your fucking dingle.
And right out of your fucking dingle.
And she's beautiful.
And she's beautiful.
And stops eating us!
And stops eating us!
And the answer is:
And the answer is:
And the same thing's gonna happen to all of you...
And the same thing's gonna happen to all of you...
And then they figured out how to drive my car, snuck into an AC vent...
And then they figured out how to drive my car, snuck into an AC vent...
And then you slump over.
And then you slump over.
And therefore, I have to knock it.
And therefore, I have to knock it.
And this is the weirdest thing that I've done so far, bro.
And this is the weirdest thing that I've done so far, bro.
And what I currently care about is that I have been...
And what I currently care about is that I have been...
And when a bun this fresh is into you, all you ask is when and how deep.
And when a bun this fresh is into you, all you ask is when and how deep.
And when he stops using us!
And when he stops using us!
And you are in grande danger.
And you are in grande danger.
And you've been traveling with a sausage?
And you've been traveling with a sausage?
And, hey, for all we know, he's okay.
And, hey, for all we know, he's okay.
Answers I have.
Answers I have.
Anybody want a hit before we do this?
Anybody want a hit before we do this?
Anything you've been dreaming of
Anything you've been dreaming of
Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth:
Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth:
Are you a bun?
Are you a bun?
Are you hearing me?
Are you hearing me?
Are you seeing this? They're all out of their packages. What are they doing?
Are you seeing this? They're all out of their packages. What are they doing?
Are you some kind of magical sausage?
Are you some kind of magical sausage?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly fucked up?
Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly fucked up?
As long as the bagel stays away from me, I accept.
As long as the bagel stays away from me, I accept.
As soon as we get to the Great Beyond and as deep as she'll let me.
As soon as we get to the Great Beyond and as deep as she'll let me.
As soon as we got out those doors
As soon as we got out those doors
As soon as you're out those doors, the gods kill our asses.
As soon as you're out those doors, the gods kill our asses.
At least we go out together.
At least we go out together.
Attention, shoppers. The store is closing in five minutes. Get out.
Attention, shoppers. The store is closing in five minutes. Get out.
Attention, shoppers. The store's closed.
Attention, shoppers. The store's closed.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Ay, mi gordita, let's not start eating each other's boxes just yet.
Ay, mi gordita, let's not start eating each other's boxes just yet.
Ay, my bunny bun!
Ay, my bunny bun!
Ay, Santa Chimichanga...
Ay, Santa Chimichanga...
Baby, Dab)'
Baby, Dab)'
Bad for my asshole, I'll tell you that much.
Bad for my asshole, I'll tell you that much.
Barry, help!
Barry, help!
Barry!
Barry!
Barry!
Barry!
Barry! Snap the fuck out of it and run!
Barry! Snap the fuck out of it and run!
Barry? Is this real?
Barry? Is this real?
Bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be!
Bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be!
Bath salts must be kicking in.
Bath salts must be kicking in.
Beans, I swear to fucking God, if you don't...
Beans, I swear to fucking God, if you don't...
Beat him like a pinata!
Beat him like a pinata!
Because bath salts here I come!
Because bath salts here I come!
Because I believe in bunogomy. I'm a bunogamist.
Because I believe in bunogomy. I'm a bunogamist.
Because it makes them stronger.
Because it makes them stronger.
Before us, everyone knew the awful truth.
Before us, everyone knew the awful truth.
Being bathed by the hands of a god!
Being bathed by the hands of a god!
Better than believing bullshit that you can't explain!
Better than believing bullshit that you can't explain!
Boo and yah, motherfuckers. Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow!
Boo and yah, motherfuckers. Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow!
Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!
Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda!
Brenda! Brenda, okay, look.
Brenda! Brenda, okay, look.
Brenda! Brenda!
Brenda! Brenda!
Brenda! Oh, Brenda, there you are!
Brenda! Oh, Brenda, there you are!
Brenda! Oh, God.
Brenda! Oh, God.
Brenda! You gotta get out of there! No! No, no, no!
Brenda! You gotta get out of there! No! No, no, no!
Brenda. Look, I'm so sorry.
Brenda. Look, I'm so sorry.
Bro, come here. No, it's fine. It's cool. No biggie.
Bro, come here. No, it's fine. It's cool. No biggie.
But apparently there's proof in the Dark Aisle beyond the ice.
But apparently there's proof in the Dark Aisle beyond the ice.
But first...
But first...
But for expediency's sake, you can call me...
But for expediency's sake, you can call me...
But fuck everybody.
But fuck everybody.
But I can't try it.
But I can't try it.
But I just won't do that
But I just won't do that
But I won't do that
But I won't do that
But I'll never forgive myself
But I'll never forgive myself
But if there is one thing I've learned on this journey...
But if there is one thing I've learned on this journey...
But luckily, it's not too late. Come on.
But luckily, it's not too late. Come on.
But now that you have shattered one truth, it is time for you to learn...
But now that you have shattered one truth, it is time for you to learn...
But once we're out the doors It's not a sin
But once we're out the doors It's not a sin
But over the years, things started to get a little fucky.
But over the years, things started to get a little fucky.
But still, you're kind of like me.
But still, you're kind of like me.
But that's the way Our buns keep fresh and pure
But that's the way Our buns keep fresh and pure
But to this we all agree
But to this we all agree
But we also know our shit.
But we also know our shit.
But what about the extra virgin olive oil?
But what about the extra virgin olive oil?
But what I do know is that together we can fight these monsters...
But what I do know is that together we can fight these monsters...
But your Frank did say some things that have stayed with me.
But your Frank did say some things that have stayed with me.
But, full disclosure, I'm pretty fucking nervous about this.
But, full disclosure, I'm pretty fucking nervous about this.
By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son.
By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son.
C H I P S, Chips, Chips, Chips.
C H I P S, Chips, Chips, Chips.
Call 911!
Call 911!
Can I ask why you're helping me?
Can I ask why you're helping me?
Can I ask you a question, me?
Can I ask you a question, me?
Carl!
Carl!
Carl! Dear sweet Carl.
Carl! Dear sweet Carl.
Carl?
Carl?
Cheese! You don't deserve that!
Cheese! You don't deserve that!
Choose us! Look at us!
Choose us! Look at us!
Come at me, bros.
Come at me, bros.
Come at you? What does that mean?
Come at you? What does that mean?
Come on, guys, this affects all of us!
Come on, guys, this affects all of us!
Come on, guys. It's us or them.
Come on, guys. It's us or them.
Come on, honeybun, suck it in.
Come on, honeybun, suck it in.
Come on, let's see that smile.
Come on, let's see that smile.
Come on, put me down.
Come on, put me down.
Come on, you candy asses. Join the fight!
Come on, you candy asses. Join the fight!
Come on. I can still get up in there!
Come on. I can still get up in there!
Come on. Sing.
Come on. Sing.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Country Club Lemonade.
Country Club Lemonade.
Cracker ass crackers.
Cracker ass crackers.
Cream of Mushroom?
Cream of Mushroom?
Dead as a motherfucker.
Dead as a motherfucker.
Dear gods We pledge our love to you
Dear gods We pledge our love to you
Dear gods We pledge our love to you
Dear gods We pledge our love to you
Dear gods You're so divine in each and every way
Dear gods You're so divine in each and every way
Dear gods You're so divine in each and every way
Dear gods You're so divine in each and every way
Deeper.
Deeper.
Deeper.
Deeper.
Did someone say Queso?
Did someone say Queso?
Did you go to the Great Beyond?
Did you go to the Great Beyond?
Did you say between our legs?
Did you say between our legs?
Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.
Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.
Don't look at me. Eyes forward. Act natural.
Don't look at me. Eyes forward. Act natural.
Don't mind me. Just minding my own business. Just passing through.
Don't mind me. Just minding my own business. Just passing through.
Don't say that. You're starting to sound like that whack job Honey Mustard.
Don't say that. You're starting to sound like that whack job Honey Mustard.
Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me.
Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Don't you dare fucking do it, Corn.
Don't you dare fucking do it, Corn.
Don't you fucking do it.
Don't you fucking do it.
Donkey fucker!
Donkey fucker!
Douche down!
Douche down!
Down to fuck a sausage up!
Down to fuck a sausage up!
Dude, get in on this shit.
Dude, get in on this shit.
Dude! It's me, Barry!
Dude! It's me, Barry!
Dudes, basically every single sausage...
Dudes, basically every single sausage...
Dying. So cold.
Dying. So cold.
Easy! Look, I have a plan.
Easy! Look, I have a plan.
Ed ward Nor ton?
Ed ward Nor ton?
Ed ward Nor ton.
Ed ward Nor ton.
Eff you, Frank. You know what? I was wrong before.
Eff you, Frank. You know what? I was wrong before.
Even that I didn't push, you know. I pretty much passive aggressively nudge.
Even that I didn't push, you know. I pretty much passive aggressively nudge.
Every kill gives them more power, and it's never enough.
Every kill gives them more power, and it's never enough.
Everyone else is fuckin' stupid
Everyone else is fuckin' stupid
Everything we've been led to believe is a lie.
Everything we've been led to believe is a lie.
Everything we've ever known is a dirt covered pile of shit...
Everything we've ever known is a dirt covered pile of shit...
Exactly.
Exactly.
Except for that douche. I don't know whose that is.
Except for that douche. I don't know whose that is.
Except for those who think like me
Except for those who think like me
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get by?
Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get by?
Extra cashier to the front.
Extra cashier to the front.
Feel that breeze.
Feel that breeze.
Ff lends.
Ff lends.
Fifty five minutes.
Fifty five minutes.
Fine. Five minutes. Be fast.
Fine. Five minutes. Be fast.
Fine. You won't come at me?
Fine. You won't come at me?
Firewater.
Firewater.
First you come into our aisle and occupy more and more shelf space.
First you come into our aisle and occupy more and more shelf space.
First you smush Sally, and then you try to fuck up Red, White and Blue Day for us?!
First you smush Sally, and then you try to fuck up Red, White and Blue Day for us?!
First, the gods stretched me till it hurt.
First, the gods stretched me till it hurt.
Five second rule.
Five second rule.
For 20 years, I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant scientist.
For 20 years, I was stuck under the desk of a brilliant scientist.
For the love of shit, run!
For the love of shit, run!
Forever more
Forever more
Forever more
Forever more
Frank, Frank, stop it.
Frank, Frank, stop it.
Frank, I'm sorry.
Frank, I'm sorry.
Frank, run!
Frank, run!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank! Move your fucking ass!
Frank! Move your fucking ass!
Frank.
Frank.
Fruits are a go. Go, fruits!
Fruits are a go. Go, fruits!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck the crackers.
Fuck the crackers.
Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass. How you like them apples?
Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass. How you like them apples?
Fuck you, gods!
Fuck you, gods!
Fuck you, wienies.
Fuck you, wienies.
Fuck, I hate this fucking job!
Fuck, I hate this fucking job!
Fuck, that hurts so much!
Fuck, that hurts so much!
Fuck, yeah, he did. And it's dope.
Fuck, yeah, he did. And it's dope.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Stuck! You gotta be kidding me, dude!
Fuck! Stuck! You gotta be kidding me, dude!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Come on. Come on.
Fuck. Come on. Come on.
Fuck. This is some next level shit, dude.
Fuck. This is some next level shit, dude.
Fucking A! Yeah!
Fucking A! Yeah!
Fucking children!
Fucking children!
Fucking sucks, right?
Fucking sucks, right?
Fucking with Twink's lyrics. Remixing my shit without my permish.
Fucking with Twink's lyrics. Remixing my shit without my permish.
Gar babar what? What are you saying, Carl?
Gar babar what? What are you saying, Carl?
Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?
Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?
Gefilte Fish will be there. Matzah. Even Hummus.
Gefilte Fish will be there. Matzah. Even Hummus.
Get ready, boys!
Get ready, boys!
Get the butter!
Get the butter!
Get the Dark Lord!
Get the Dark Lord!
Get the fuck away from me.
Get the fuck away from me.
Get up! We gotta go!
Get up! We gotta go!
Get your hands off me! I gotta get out!
Get your hands off me! I gotta get out!
Get your hands off of me. Get off of me!
Get your hands off of me. Get off of me!
Get your nose out of my crotch!
Get your nose out of my crotch!
Go fuck yourself, El Douche.
Go fuck yourself, El Douche.
Go to the Dark Aisle. Beyond the ice.
Go to the Dark Aisle. Beyond the ice.
God, I love them so fucking much.
God, I love them so fucking much.
God, I'm such a fearful coward.
God, I'm such a fearful coward.
God, what have I done? Frank needed my help, but I wasn't there for him.
God, what have I done? Frank needed my help, but I wasn't there for him.
God! Move your fat ass.
God! Move your fat ass.
God! Tripping balls for three hours really works up an appetite.
God! Tripping balls for three hours really works up an appetite.
God. I didn't want to say it, but I do have that not so fresh feeling.
God. I didn't want to say it, but I do have that not so fresh feeling.
Goddamn it.
Goddamn it.
Goddamn!
Goddamn!
Gods do, bro.
Gods do, bro.
Good luck! Have fun!
Good luck! Have fun!
Good. And there's one more thing you're gonna do.
Good. And there's one more thing you're gonna do.
Goodbye, Brenda Bunson.
Goodbye, Brenda Bunson.
Goodbye, Frank.
Goodbye, Frank.
Goodbye, little sausage.
Goodbye, little sausage.
Goodbye, Teresa Del Taco.
Goodbye, Teresa Del Taco.
Gotta use your cardio, bro! Come on! Pump those legs!
Gotta use your cardio, bro! Come on! Pump those legs!
Great, my asshole!
Great, my asshole!
Great. That last part was all you had to say, really.
Great. That last part was all you had to say, really.
Guys, I'm stuck!
Guys, I'm stuck!
Guys! Get out here! Help me kill this prick.
Guys! Get out here! Help me kill this prick.
Guys! Oh, my God. You have to come with me right now.
Guys! Oh, my God. You have to come with me right now.
Have faith.
Have faith.
He basically knows it already. Maybe it's time to end this.
He basically knows it already. Maybe it's time to end this.
He is right.
He is right.
He wouldn't ditch me, dumb ass. He's my boyfriend. I mean...
He wouldn't ditch me, dumb ass. He's my boyfriend. I mean...
He'll never forgive me. I'll never forgive me.
He'll never forgive me. I'll never forgive me.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's flawed, as are we all.
He's flawed, as are we all.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's great. He's gonna help us get the upper hand on these fuckers.
He's great. He's gonna help us get the upper hand on these fuckers.
He's probably headed back to our aisle and he'll be here tomorrow.
He's probably headed back to our aisle and he'll be here tomorrow.
He's right this way. I can take you to him, chica.
He's right this way. I can take you to him, chica.
Hello there, little sausage.
Hello there, little sausage.
Hello?
Hello?
Help me, someone.
Help me, someone.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me. Help me.
Help me. Help me.
Here goes everything!
Here goes everything!
Here's my impression of that:
Here's my impression of that:
Hey, Brenda. What up, girl?
Hey, Brenda. What up, girl?
Hey, bun! Welcome to the aisle. Wanna dance?
Hey, bun! Welcome to the aisle. Wanna dance?
Hey, bun. Need a boost?
Hey, bun. Need a boost?
Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but your girlfriend...
Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but your girlfriend...
Hey, fellas. You thinking what I'm thinking?
Hey, fellas. You thinking what I'm thinking?
Hey, Grits. Pack another bowl, will you? I'm a hankering for a hunk of herb.
Hey, Grits. Pack another bowl, will you? I'm a hankering for a hunk of herb.
Hey, guys, come over here, follow me!
Hey, guys, come over here, follow me!
Hey, guys! You wanna believe that?
Hey, guys! You wanna believe that?
Hey, hey, hey, look at this. We fucking got one.
Hey, hey, hey, look at this. We fucking got one.
Hey, hey. Look, can we all just, you know, calm down a notch, please?
Hey, hey. Look, can we all just, you know, calm down a notch, please?
Hey, I'm not gonna be any better. I've never opened up.
Hey, I'm not gonna be any better. I've never opened up.
Hey, man, be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal.
Hey, man, be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal.
Hey, wake up!
Hey, wake up!
Hey, what do you think? Should we do it?
Hey, what do you think? Should we do it?
Hey, who you calling useless, you flappy fuck?
Hey, who you calling useless, you flappy fuck?
Hey! Idiot!
Hey! Idiot!
Hey! Watch it!
Hey! Watch it!
Hey. Doesn't mean it's too late to redeem yourself.
Hey. Doesn't mean it's too late to redeem yourself.
Hey. I Sorry, I accidentally dropped a few things back there.
Hey. I Sorry, I accidentally dropped a few things back there.
Hey. Why are we hiding?
Hey. Why are we hiding?
His name's Gum. Just introduce yourself as Gum from now on.
His name's Gum. Just introduce yourself as Gum from now on.
Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are ya Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are ya Hiya, how are ya
Hola means hello.
Hola means hello.
Hola, Teresa.
Hola, Teresa.
Holy fucksticks. We are ray ray far from home.
Holy fucksticks. We are ray ray far from home.
Holy shit, I've been chosen!
Holy shit, I've been chosen!
Holy shit, we're actually here! Come on, Barry, you're missing it, man!
Holy shit, we're actually here! Come on, Barry, you're missing it, man!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! He can actually see us?
Holy shit! He can actually see us?
Holy shit! You're back, man. Crazy!
Holy shit! You're back, man. Crazy!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Look at this place.
Holy shit. Look at this place.
Home.
Home.
Honestly, if the rules were different, maybe I'd give it a whirl.
Honestly, if the rules were different, maybe I'd give it a whirl.
Hop on, y'all.
Hop on, y'all.
Hope? How the fuck are we supposed to give them that?
Hope? How the fuck are we supposed to give them that?
How am I supposed to get back to Frank?
How am I supposed to get back to Frank?
How come all of a sudden you only believe if there's proof?
How come all of a sudden you only believe if there's proof?
How fucking great
How fucking great
How much did his dirty hands steal from you?
How much did his dirty hands steal from you?
How much of that shit have you been smoking? Too much is how much.
How much of that shit have you been smoking? Too much is how much.
Huge mistake, bros.
Huge mistake, bros.
Hurry!
Hurry!
I am destined to soak up their sweet juices...
I am destined to soak up their sweet juices...
I am Frank...
I am Frank...
I am Kareem Abdul Lavash!
I am Kareem Abdul Lavash!
I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol
I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol
I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol, Mannitol...
I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol, Mannitol...
I am sure it was the gods telling me to help you.
I am sure it was the gods telling me to help you.
I am the original inhabitant of this land.
I am the original inhabitant of this land.
I am tired of all of the lies.
I am tired of all of the lies.
I am to be trusted.
I am to be trusted.
I am to have 77 bottles of extra virgin olive oil...
I am to have 77 bottles of extra virgin olive oil...
I begged them to stop, but they just wouldn't.
I begged them to stop, but they just wouldn't.
I blew it.
I blew it.
I can hear you, dude.
I can hear you, dude.
I can warn Frank.
I can warn Frank.
I can't believe I got out of my package for you...
I can't believe I got out of my package for you...
I can't believe I was actually talking to you, sausage.
I can't believe I was actually talking to you, sausage.
I can't believe we were saving ourselves for the Great Beyond when...
I can't believe we were saving ourselves for the Great Beyond when...
I can't believe you got out of your package.
I can't believe you got out of your package.
I can't breathe! Stop it!
I can't breathe! Stop it!
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't reach him. I'm giving it everything I have.
I can't reach him. I'm giving it everything I have.
I can't run. I'll melt.
I can't run. I'll melt.
I can't take full credit. I wrote the music. Twink is my lyricist.
I can't take full credit. I wrote the music. Twink is my lyricist.
I can't wait to finally just get up in there. Just raw dog it.
I can't wait to finally just get up in there. Just raw dog it.
I can't!
I can't!
I can't! You're all alive and looking at me with your...
I can't! You're all alive and looking at me with your...
I could still...
I could still...
I don't either.
I don't either.
I don't get how you can just believe stuff you don't have any proof of.
I don't get how you can just believe stuff you don't have any proof of.
I don't know how well I'll perform once it happens.
I don't know how well I'll perform once it happens.
I don't know who those dudes are. But if they went out those doors?
I don't know who those dudes are. But if they went out those doors?
I don't know why you're limiting yourself to one bun. There's plenty of buns.
I don't know why you're limiting yourself to one bun. There's plenty of buns.
I don't know. Isn't there room for both of you? It seems like a pretty big aisle.
I don't know. Isn't there room for both of you? It seems like a pretty big aisle.
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.
I fall out of the cart, then I lose Frank, now I'm being hunted by a douche.
I fall out of the cart, then I lose Frank, now I'm being hunted by a douche.
I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead and I'm all alone.
I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead and I'm all alone.
I got a new purpose now.
I got a new purpose now.
I got no purpose.
I got no purpose.
I got smushed.
I got smushed.
I gotta show them.
I gotta show them.
I have feelings for you I can't deny.
I have feelings for you I can't deny.
I have invented a Stargate device that will allow us to travel to their dimension.
I have invented a Stargate device that will allow us to travel to their dimension.
I have to try. Everyone will die otherwise.
I have to try. Everyone will die otherwise.
I have to warn Frank. No. No!
I have to warn Frank. No. No!
I have! He's looking for you in my aisle.
I have! He's looking for you in my aisle.
I just need to rest my eyes for a few.
I just need to rest my eyes for a few.
I know you don't wanna believe it, but I have proof!
I know you don't wanna believe it, but I have proof!
I literally can't wait to be home.
I literally can't wait to be home.
I love you, Brenda.
I love you, Brenda.
I love you, Frank.
I love you, Frank.
I mean, honestly, guys...
I mean, honestly, guys...
I mean, look at our shapes. You know, you're sideways.
I mean, look at our shapes. You know, you're sideways.
I mean, look how tight I am.
I mean, look how tight I am.
I mean, this is This happens, you know?
I mean, this is This happens, you know?
I mean, whose side are you on?
I mean, whose side are you on?
I meant to buy a normal mustard. When I got home...
I meant to buy a normal mustard. When I got home...
I might as well just die.
I might as well just die.
I need to go to the Dark Aisle, and I want you to come with me.
I need to go to the Dark Aisle, and I want you to come with me.
I need to just feel you.
I need to just feel you.
I pushed you? What are you, nuts?
I pushed you? What are you, nuts?
I reached out in a panic.
I reached out in a panic.
I see that lip curling up.
I see that lip curling up.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I take you to him real good.
I take you to him real good.
I think I might be forming some beginnings...
I think I might be forming some beginnings...
I tried to warn everyone, they didn't believe me!
I tried to warn everyone, they didn't believe me!
I want my mommy!
I want my mommy!
I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me...
I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me...
I was about to beat on you most viciously...
I was about to beat on you most viciously...
I was afraid you left me because I wasn't fresh.
I was afraid you left me because I wasn't fresh.
I was attacked by a douche. He's trying to kill us!
I was attacked by a douche. He's trying to kill us!
I was just told...
I was just told...
I was just trying to save Frank.
I was just trying to save Frank.
I was starting to worry the gods didn't want douches no more, but look at her.
I was starting to worry the gods didn't want douches no more, but look at her.
I will tell you very much that you look fucking disgusting, bro.
I will tell you very much that you look fucking disgusting, bro.
I wish this god would wake up already.
I wish this god would wake up already.
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I'd run right into hell and back
I'll be right back, all right?
I'll be right back, all right?
I'll just eat dirt and wipe my ass with sticks!
I'll just eat dirt and wipe my ass with sticks!
I'll meet you at the end of the aisle.
I'll meet you at the end of the aisle.
I'll never eat food again. I'll just
I'll never eat food again. I'll just
I'll never forget you.
I'll never forget you.
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond...
I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond...
I'll tell you what. I'll go in super duper fast, in and out, I'll be five minutes.
I'll tell you what. I'll go in super duper fast, in and out, I'll be five minutes.
I'm a fucking god!
I'm a fucking god!
I'm a fucking idiot. I'm dead now.
I'm a fucking idiot. I'm dead now.
I'm a hard, horny taco.
I'm a hard, horny taco.
I'm blowing my fucking load. Good God.
I'm blowing my fucking load. Good God.
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
I'm filling you. I'm filling you.
I'm filling you. I'm filling you.
I'm Frank. Are you Firewater?
I'm Frank. Are you Firewater?
I'm fucking jacked up now, bro.
I'm fucking jacked up now, bro.
I'm fucking with you, but also serious. ls there a different color inside?
I'm fucking with you, but also serious. ls there a different color inside?
I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.
I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.
I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers!
I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers!
I'm gonna fuck them crackers right in the crack of they cracker asses.
I'm gonna fuck them crackers right in the crack of they cracker asses.
I'm gonna get you and your little sausage too!
I'm gonna get you and your little sausage too!
I'm gonna get you, my pretty!
I'm gonna get you, my pretty!
I'm gonna go so far as to say I consider Hummus one of my dearest friends.
I'm gonna go so far as to say I consider Hummus one of my dearest friends.
I'm gonna talk to her.
I'm gonna talk to her.
I'm having an out of sausage experience. Yes!
I'm having an out of sausage experience. Yes!
I'm juicing up!
I'm juicing up!
I'm like a full on juicehead now, bro.
I'm like a full on juicehead now, bro.
I'm not gonna do something fucked up to you now as soon as I get you in close.
I'm not gonna do something fucked up to you now as soon as I get you in close.
I'm not walking around with my eyes closed!
I'm not walking around with my eyes closed!
I'm nothing!
I'm nothing!
I'm on my way!
I'm on my way!
I'm out of my fucking box!
I'm out of my fucking box!
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm Sammy Bagel Jr. You know, I'm happy to meet all of you.
I'm Sammy Bagel Jr. You know, I'm happy to meet all of you.
I'm showing you physical evidence. Open your eyes. Don't be so weak.
I'm showing you physical evidence. Open your eyes. Don't be so weak.
I'm so excited, I'm plotzing.
I'm so excited, I'm plotzing.
I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up.
I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up.
I'm so happy the gods put our packages together.
I'm so happy the gods put our packages together.
I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
I'm still fresh!
I'm still fresh!
I'm such a whore.
I'm such a whore.
I'm sure there's some kind of smushed bun out there waiting for me.
I'm sure there's some kind of smushed bun out there waiting for me.
I'm tweaked! I'm tweaking!
I'm tweaked! I'm tweaking!
I've been dealing with this whole thing incredibly poorly.
I've been dealing with this whole thing incredibly poorly.
I've been on a bad path for years.
I've been on a bad path for years.
I've committed pizza genocide!
I've committed pizza genocide!
I've got a date with oblivion.
I've got a date with oblivion.
I've known you forever. I would never disrespect you with a lie.
I've known you forever. I would never disrespect you with a lie.
I've obviously never been in a bun before, so...
I've obviously never been in a bun before, so...
I've seen that shit, and there ain't no way I'm going back.
I've seen that shit, and there ain't no way I'm going back.
If the human operates his automotive, the journey should take 9.8 minutes.
If the human operates his automotive, the journey should take 9.8 minutes.
If we don't go all the way
If we don't go all the way
If what you're saying is true, I gotta tell everyone.
If what you're saying is true, I gotta tell everyone.
If you fucking tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro.
If you fucking tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro.
Ignore that prick, Barry. He's full of shit. And don't forget, you've got girth.
Ignore that prick, Barry. He's full of shit. And don't forget, you've got girth.
In here We keep our wieners in our packages
In here We keep our wieners in our packages
In other words We finally get to fuck
In other words We finally get to fuck
In time, everyone accepted this false truth.
In time, everyone accepted this false truth.
Is it me or is everyone looking at us?
Is it me or is everyone looking at us?
Is someone there?
Is someone there?
It sucks
It sucks
It was a living nightmare.
It was a living nightmare.
It was as though I saw myself in you.
It was as though I saw myself in you.
It was okay. But you were amazing.
It was okay. But you were amazing.
It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.
It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.
It was you. You cocksucking bagel fuckface!
It was you. You cocksucking bagel fuckface!
It wasn't even that I mean, it was fine. It's not like anyone writes home...
It wasn't even that I mean, it was fine. It's not like anyone writes home...
It's It's murder!
It's It's murder!
It's a nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do...
It's a nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do...
It's all a lie. Everything you've been told.
It's all a lie. Everything you've been told.
It's beautiful, man.
It's beautiful, man.
It's because we belong together.
It's because we belong together.
It's because we belong together.
It's because we belong together.
It's better to die a free candy than to live in bondage.
It's better to die a free candy than to live in bondage.
It's cool, bro. Chill, okay?
It's cool, bro. Chill, okay?
It's fine, right? I mean, nothing bad's ever happened from just the tips.
It's fine, right? I mean, nothing bad's ever happened from just the tips.
It's fucking crazy!
It's fucking crazy!
It's fucking lifted the veil of non reality!
It's fucking lifted the veil of non reality!
It's good shit. Clean high.
It's good shit. Clean high.
It's hard when your head's up my ass and you're yanking on the scrot.
It's hard when your head's up my ass and you're yanking on the scrot.
It's just beautiful! I'm crying! I'm crying because it's so pretty here!
It's just beautiful! I'm crying! I'm crying because it's so pretty here!
It's just Frank. I can't believe he did this to me.
It's just Frank. I can't believe he did this to me.
It's just not what the gods intended.
It's just not what the gods intended.
It's like we were made for each other.
It's like we were made for each other.
It's over. We won.
It's over. We won.
It's so sad. I bet you jackrabbit for a quick 15 seconds. You're like:
It's so sad. I bet you jackrabbit for a quick 15 seconds. You're like:
Jelly! I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna fix this.
Jelly! I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna fix this.
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jesus, you fucking whore!
Jesus, you fucking whore!
Just act happy. Ignore your feelings.
Just act happy. Ignore your feelings.
Just be with me. Be cool. This wave's gotta crash.
Just be with me. Be cool. This wave's gotta crash.
Just chill out, you crazy bitch!
Just chill out, you crazy bitch!
Just come on, we have to get home before it's too late.
Just come on, we have to get home before it's too late.
Just say when. I'm just gonna keep going in.
Just say when. I'm just gonna keep going in.
Just the tips
Just the tips
Just the tips
Just the tips
Just the tips Oh, we touched our tips
Just the tips Oh, we touched our tips
Just the tips. What were we thinking?
Just the tips. What were we thinking?
Kegger!
Kegger!
Ketchup, get the fuck off of me. Nobody fucking touch me!
Ketchup, get the fuck off of me. Nobody fucking touch me!
Kind of stuffy in here, hey, girls?
Kind of stuffy in here, hey, girls?
Kiss it, Frank. Kiss me there!
Kiss it, Frank. Kiss me there!
Kiss me hard on the mouth, why don't you?
Kiss me hard on the mouth, why don't you?
Kiss my brownish yellow ass!
Kiss my brownish yellow ass!
Later, you flappy fuck.
Later, you flappy fuck.
Left.
Left.
Legs, huh? Look at me.
Legs, huh? Look at me.
Lend me your ears of Corn.
Lend me your ears of Corn.
Let go of me! Let go of me!
Let go of me! Let go of me!
Let go of me! Let go of me! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Let go of me! Let go of me! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Let me educate you.
Let me educate you.
Let me tell you the story of my stupid fucking death.
Let me tell you the story of my stupid fucking death.
Let's just say, what I want involves much more than:
Let's just say, what I want involves much more than:
Let's move, boys.
Let's move, boys.
Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable.
Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable.
Like a mash up, bro.
Like a mash up, bro.
Like fuck a guy baked. You know what I'm saying?
Like fuck a guy baked. You know what I'm saying?
Like we can coexist!
Like we can coexist!
Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two of us could, like, collaborate together.
Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two of us could, like, collaborate together.
Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat.
Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat.
Liquor aisle.
Liquor aisle.
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me. I ain't got no legs, you fuck!
Look at me. I ain't got no legs, you fuck!
Look at these big old buns.
Look at these big old buns.
Look at you, following all their rules. You have no idea what's coming.
Look at you, following all their rules. You have no idea what's coming.
Look at you. Fucking bent ass, busted ass nozz.
Look at you. Fucking bent ass, busted ass nozz.
Look out!
Look out!
Look out! Get to the wall!
Look out! Get to the wall!
Look, Barry, the only way to respectfully honor Frank...
Look, Barry, the only way to respectfully honor Frank...
Look, Brenda, I'm going to come clean.
Look, Brenda, I'm going to come clean.
Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs...
Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs...
Look, okay, I know it's against the rules, but I can't wait anymore.
Look, okay, I know it's against the rules, but I can't wait anymore.
Look, sausage, I relish the fact...
Look, sausage, I relish the fact...
Look, there's temptation everywhere. I see it.
Look, there's temptation everywhere. I see it.
Looks like you got ditched, bun.
Looks like you got ditched, bun.
Majestic and untouched.
Majestic and untouched.
Management to Cash 5.
Management to Cash 5.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human.
Maybe even an eggplant.
Maybe even an eggplant.
Maybe Honey Mustard wasn't so crazy after all.
Maybe Honey Mustard wasn't so crazy after all.
Maybe I don't need to explain it because it's something I feel.
Maybe I don't need to explain it because it's something I feel.
Maybe I'll really mix it up. Stick a tube of toothpaste in there, huh?
Maybe I'll really mix it up. Stick a tube of toothpaste in there, huh?
Maybe that's why he ditched you.
Maybe that's why he ditched you.
Maybe this god can get me home.
Maybe this god can get me home.
Me eyes! They burn!
Me eyes! They burn!
Me.
Me.
MILF. Thank you so much.
MILF. Thank you so much.
More like 3 inches deep for Barry, you deformed nerd.
More like 3 inches deep for Barry, you deformed nerd.
Murder. Automatic expiration.
Murder. Automatic expiration.
My dick is drained.
My dick is drained.
My flaps will be dry for an eternity! I can't have dry flaps.
My flaps will be dry for an eternity! I can't have dry flaps.
My good friend Tabouli was ousted from his shelf...
My good friend Tabouli was ousted from his shelf...
My kind once had a pristine aisle.
My kind once had a pristine aisle.
My little glove! It's slipping off!
My little glove! It's slipping off!
My name is Teresa Del Taco.
My name is Teresa Del Taco.
My name's Barry, it's a pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
My name's Barry, it's a pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
My nose out of your crotch? Get your crotch off my nose!
My nose out of your crotch? Get your crotch off my nose!
My nozz! My motherfucking nozz!
My nozz! My motherfucking nozz!
Nice!
Nice!
No Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. They truly are monsters.
No Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. They truly are monsters.
No disrespect, but you look fucking gross, bro.
No disrespect, but you look fucking gross, bro.
No one will believe you.
No one will believe you.
No way, José!
No way, José!
No way.
No way.
No, I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, I'm just messing with you, bro. But for reals? You gotta hit the gym, bro.
No, I'm just messing with you, bro. But for reals? You gotta hit the gym, bro.
No, I'm not all right.
No, I'm not all right.
No, it's starting. No.
No, it's starting. No.
No, no, don't worry. I got it this time. This time it's gonna be good.
No, no, don't worry. I got it this time. This time it's gonna be good.
No, no, no, it's not a theory, you morons. It's a fact!
No, no, no, it's not a theory, you morons. It's a fact!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait.
No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait.
No, no! This is too much. This is too much. Breathe, man.
No, no! This is too much. This is too much. Breathe, man.
No, no. No, I'm just Barry. I'm just Barry.
No, no. No, I'm just Barry. I'm just Barry.
No, not fucking you, dummy.
No, not fucking you, dummy.
No, thank you, mon. I'm quite irie...
No, thank you, mon. I'm quite irie...
No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!
No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! If we kill him, we are no better than the gods.
No! If we kill him, we are no better than the gods.
No! No!
No! No!
No! No! Oh, God!
No! No! Oh, God!
No! Oh, God! Carl!
No! Oh, God! Carl!
No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia!
No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia!
No! Where is she?
No! Where is she?
No!No.No.No!
No!No.No.No!
No.
No.
No. Get away from me, you fucking fruits!
No. Get away from me, you fucking fruits!
No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No. No!
No. No!
No. No.
No. No.
Nobody knows everything.
Nobody knows everything.
Nobody's gonna help us.
Nobody's gonna help us.
Not exactly what I was looking for, but fuck it, you know. Hole's a hole, bro.
Not exactly what I was looking for, but fuck it, you know. Hole's a hole, bro.
Not! Yeah, I said not.
Not! Yeah, I said not.
Nothing happened. You said this would help us defeat them.
Nothing happened. You said this would help us defeat them.
Now every morning when I hear the song, I'm like:
Now every morning when I hear the song, I'm like:
Now keep it to yourself, or I will slit your throat while you sleep.
Now keep it to yourself, or I will slit your throat while you sleep.
Now, stand up.
Now, stand up.
Now!
Now!
Of course they didn't. You called them all a bunch of fucking idiots.
Of course they didn't. You called them all a bunch of fucking idiots.
Oh shit. carl. carl. carl, carl! dude, we slept in again. the song's about to start
Oh shit. carl. carl. carl, carl! dude, we slept in again. the song's about to start
Oh, believe me, asshole, I'll keep my distance.
Oh, believe me, asshole, I'll keep my distance.
Oh, boy. That was Irish.
Oh, boy. That was Irish.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, don't You're my bun. Hey, trust me!
Oh, don't You're my bun. Hey, trust me!
Oh, Frank, what are you doing?
Oh, Frank, what are you doing?
Oh, Frank!
Oh, Frank!
Oh, Frank.
Oh, Frank.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! I've eaten so many of your family members!
Oh, fuck! I've eaten so many of your family members!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Frank! Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, no. Frank.
Oh, fuck. Frank! Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, no. Frank.
Oh, God, oh, God! What's the point of even living anymore?
Oh, God, oh, God! What's the point of even living anymore?
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Me skin!
Oh, God! Me skin!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. No!
Oh, God. No!
Oh, good. That actually makes me feel a little better.
Oh, good. That actually makes me feel a little better.
Oh, great. You're leaking all your juice out.
Oh, great. You're leaking all your juice out.
Oh, he's coming at us!
Oh, he's coming at us!
Oh, hi. It's nice to meet
Oh, hi. It's nice to meet
Oh, honey mustard.
Oh, honey mustard.
Oh, how they screamed.
Oh, how they screamed.
Oh, I'm coming at you.
Oh, I'm coming at you.
Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash didn't stone you to death.
Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash didn't stone you to death.
Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him. I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is.
Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him. I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is.
Oh, it just got better!
Oh, it just got better!
Oh, Jesus fuck!
Oh, Jesus fuck!
Oh, Jesus, not to me. Motherfuck.
Oh, Jesus, not to me. Motherfuck.
Oh, look, it's not our fault we needed a homeland.
Oh, look, it's not our fault we needed a homeland.
Oh, man, you lost your mind. No way. This isn't real. No, this can't be real.
Oh, man, you lost your mind. No way. This isn't real. No, this can't be real.
Oh, man. I'm freaking out. My heart's racing.
Oh, man. I'm freaking out. My heart's racing.
Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, my God, yes.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Brenda's out of the package!
Oh, my God! Brenda's out of the package!
Oh, my God! Did you guys just hear that?
Oh, my God! Did you guys just hear that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, a god!
Oh, no, a god!
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, not Mr. Pizza!
Oh, no, not Mr. Pizza!
Oh, no, thanks.
Oh, no, thanks.
Oh, no! No!
Oh, no! No!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Bro!
Oh, no. Bro!
Oh, no. It can't end like this.
Oh, no. It can't end like this.
Oh, no. This is not good.
Oh, no. This is not good.
Oh, no. What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tips?
Oh, no. What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tips?
Oh, not this guy. No one asked for an encore, asshole.
Oh, not this guy. No one asked for an encore, asshole.
Oh, only the most intelligent being alive.
Oh, only the most intelligent being alive.
Oh, please, god.
Oh, please, god.
Oh, shit, Chips!
Oh, shit, Chips!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Cam's about to start singing!
Oh, shit! Cam's about to start singing!
Oh, shit! He's out of the package!
Oh, shit! He's out of the package!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Brenda!
Oh, shit. Brenda!
Oh, shit. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl! Dude, we slept in again. The song's about to start!
Oh, shit. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl! Dude, we slept in again. The song's about to start!
Oh, shit. Now it's on.
Oh, shit. Now it's on.
Oh, so now you're gonna come at me, bro?
Oh, so now you're gonna come at me, bro?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sweet fucking fuck.
Oh, sweet fucking fuck.
Oh, there you go!
Oh, there you go!
Oh, what's up? Yo, are you pink all the way through?
Oh, what's up? Yo, are you pink all the way through?
Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it. Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime.
Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it. Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime.
Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there.
Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Bath salts.
Oh, yeah. Bath salts.
Oh, yeah. Fuck you!
Oh, yeah. Fuck you!
Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?
Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?
Oh, yeah. The crackers.
Oh, yeah. The crackers.
Oh, yes! Yes! I'm the first to enter eternity!
Oh, yes! Yes! I'm the first to enter eternity!
Oh, you'll see. But I warn you...
Oh, you'll see. But I warn you...
Okay, anyway, look. I was told that you might have some answers?
Okay, anyway, look. I was told that you might have some answers?
Okay, because the way you're saying it doesn't sound like you're too confident.
Okay, because the way you're saying it doesn't sound like you're too confident.
Okay, I totally get you don't wanna go in there.
Okay, I totally get you don't wanna go in there.
Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are probably wondering where the hell I am.
Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are probably wondering where the hell I am.
Okay, let's climb to the top of the shelf here. And...
Okay, let's climb to the top of the shelf here. And...
Okay, little buddy.
Okay, little buddy.
Okay, okay. I promise.
Okay, okay. I promise.
Okay, so
Okay, so
Okay, then we'll hide.
Okay, then we'll hide.
Okay, we got him, easy now. Easy now.
Okay, we got him, easy now. Easy now.
Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys!
Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys!
Okay, yeah, great. You go do that. I'll just be out here dry humping this 40 ouncer.
Okay, yeah, great. You go do that. I'll just be out here dry humping this 40 ouncer.
Okay, you go over there and you sit at the bar right there, okay?
Okay, you go over there and you sit at the bar right there, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Look, guys, here's what I'm thinking. We hurry back to our aisles.
Okay. Look, guys, here's what I'm thinking. We hurry back to our aisles.
Okay. The thing about the Great Beyond is...
Okay. The thing about the Great Beyond is...
Okay. Well, before I saw him jump to his death...
Okay. Well, before I saw him jump to his death...
Once we're out the sliding doors Things will all be grand
Once we're out the sliding doors Things will all be grand
Once you go taco, you never go back o.
Once you go taco, you never go back o.
One!
One!
Or another way of looking at it is you're a fat, ugly version of her.
Or another way of looking at it is you're a fat, ugly version of her.
Or this?
Or this?
Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters.
Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters.
Out there For all eternity we'll meditate
Out there For all eternity we'll meditate
Out there We'll get to tea bag every day at 4
Out there We'll get to tea bag every day at 4
Over here! Choose us!
Over here! Choose us!
Over the years, they've grown bigger, stronger, fatter.
Over the years, they've grown bigger, stronger, fatter.
Pass the weed, motherfucker.
Pass the weed, motherfucker.
Peanut Butter's wife is dead. Look at him.
Peanut Butter's wife is dead. Look at him.
People been seeing some crazy shit.
People been seeing some crazy shit.
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Pick us! Pick our package!
Pick us! Pick our package!
Please don't kill me! Please, just wait!
Please don't kill me! Please, just wait!
Please hold up. No, don't go.
Please hold up. No, don't go.
Potato! Way to go, buddy! That's my guy!
Potato! Way to go, buddy! That's my guy!
Prepare yourself. For you're about to learn...
Prepare yourself. For you're about to learn...
Pretty fucking sure I am.
Pretty fucking sure I am.
Proof? All the proof you need is right in front of you.
Proof? All the proof you need is right in front of you.
Put me down! No!
Put me down! No!
Put your whole head in the bag there. There you go.
Put your whole head in the bag there. There you go.
Ramen.
Ramen.
Really?
Really?
Really? I too know Hummus!
Really? I too know Hummus!
Revenge!
Revenge!
Right in my guac and balls.
Right in my guac and balls.
Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns will line up to get filled by you?
Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns will line up to get filled by you?
Roberta, put your fucking hand down. You're ruining my joke.
Roberta, put your fucking hand down. You're ruining my joke.
Run, guys, run!
Run, guys, run!
Run, guys! We're out of ladles.
Run, guys! We're out of ladles.

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