Tooth Fairy (2010) Edit

A beauty makeover party.

Aah! It's a child! Why'd you hit the kid?

Aah! What are you doing?

Ah ah ah!

Ah, new kid. Yeah.

Ah, what a pretty girl's name you have.

Ah, you never know, kid. I just might surprise you.

Ah, you're 8. You're 8. Okay, well, here's the deal, Gabe.

Ah!

Ah! A dinosaur! No, it's not.

Ah. So you're saying you're not good enough.

All because, like an idiot, I bought into your tooth fairy garbage.

All right, I concede. It's real.

All right, let's see. What else?

All right, old man. Got a fresh pair of Depends on?

All right. Be right back.

All right. Good. You got the male version.

All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

All right. Okay.

All right. See you later, man.

All right. Well...

All right. Yeah.

All the parts that deeply offended you.

All we have is juice box here.

ALL: Hey. CARLY: Hi, guys.

ALL: Three! Aah!

Allegheny's got the puck in their own zone. They're crossing the blue line.

Although...

Always what?

Amnesia dust. Amnesia dust.

Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.

Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.

And begin your training. Training for what?

And Derek Thompson is still completely in the coach's doghouse.

And even if she doesn't, at least now she'II...

And here comes Thompson off the bench, replacing Goff.

And here they come!

And I haven't scored in years.

And I'm one of the unlucky ones.

And laughing at? Why aren't you afraid?

And nothing you love doing that much could ever be a waste of time.

And now, after signed, Your pal...

And some dang fool accused this guy of being the best.

And the puck is cleared out of their zone.

And then you never call, and when I do finally hear from you...

And they start their drive as the clock winds down.

And this, dude, trust me.

And you never will.

And you...

ANDREAS: He looks like a little girl hockey player.

ANNOUNCER: And here we go.

ANNOUNCER: As he has all game, Andreas Petrenko, the Mute Brute...

ANNOUNCER: Derek Thompson has not taken a shot in nine years.

ANNOUNCER: Donnelly jumps into the play...

ANNOUNCER: Donnelly shoots to his left.

ANNOUNCER: Donnelly's screaming for the puck, but Thompson won't give it up.

ANNOUNCER: He looks like he's got some jump back in those legs.

ANNOUNCER: He shoots! Nice save by Drah.

ANNOUNCER: He's making moves we haven't seen in a long time.

ANNOUNCER: Ice Wolves dump the puck into the Arrows' zone, change lines on the fly...

ANNOUNCER: In goal, number 32, Jonathan Quick.

ANNOUNCER: Now Donnelly clears himself off the boards and takes a pass in the slot.

ANNOUNCER: Off the face off, it's Plattsburgh with the puck.

ANNOUNCER: Oh, my! Thompson just got leveled.

ANNOUNCER: Oh! Donnelly takes a terrible fall.

ANNOUNCER: Ohh! COMMENTATOR: Ohh!

ANNOUNCER: Ohh! COMMENTATOR: Ohh!

ANNOUNCER: One twenty four left in the third period...

ANNOUNCER: The Ice Wolves dump the puck and look to make a line change.

ANNOUNCER: The Ice Wolves win the drop.

ANNOUNCER: The puck goes into the corner, where Nubin chases it down.

ANNOUNCER: There's a battle on the boards...

ANNOUNCER: This is it. Final minute regulation time.

ANNOUNCER: Thompson looks to pass.

ANNOUNCER: What action, eh, Hank?

Any assignment you miss, you get another week.

Anybody that can rehabilitate Mr. Thompson...

Are these...?

Are you growing...? Ew, ew. No. No.

Are you kidding me? Sometimes there's a double header.

Are you lost? Can we help you?

Are you out of your mind? I just lost everything that's important to me.

Are you trying to test me, kid? Get off the ice!

Aren't you a trainee? Isn't that breaking the rules?

Around the cones, around the cones. Quick feet, quick feet.

At right wing, number 13, John Zeiler. JERRY: Hey, excuse me. Hey, dude! Dude!

Aww.

Back behind the play, Jim, Petrenko got sucker punched...

Be good. Have fun. DEREK: Bye.

Be mad at me, I don't care. I have tenure.

Be nice. Be respectful. I just came out of a toilet.

Because children aren't believing as they used to.

Because I have 5, 10. I even got a 20. Derek.

Because those are french fries. No.

Believe me, I don't wanna talk about it either.

Big boy pound for trying to break the ice.

Big head! Really big head!

Both of you look beautiful. I'll call later. I'm sorry.

BOY: Hello, Mr. Thompson! MAN: Mr. Thompson.

Brilliant. How are you gonna get in? On a wing and a prayer. Ha, ha, ha.

Bring it on! Wimbledon!

Budget problems. Tracy will take care of it.

But I gotta go. Somebody's gotta poof me down.

But I took care of Carly, I dusted Randy...

But I'm doing it...

But I've got more penalty minutes than anyone else in the league. Yeah.

But listen, while he is here...

But the show hits you right back. Before you can say slap shot...

But there's no money. I looked.

But this autograph that says The Tooth Fairy

But, like, isn't your shoulder all healed now?

By the way, I can shrink myself down to 6 inches.

By the way, I need some more stuff. Stuff?

Bye, Randy. Bye.

Call me and find out.

Can I ask you something?

Can I get a little help here?

Can I write you a check?

Can we stop this now? Tck. Stop what?

Can you give me some Pepto? Of course, where is it?

CARLY: Derek?

CARLY: Derek? Oh, no! No.

CARLY: Hey, honey. How was your game?

CARLY: Hey, I have an idea.

CARLY: I'm home! Hello, gorgeous.

CARLY: No!

CARLY: Okay... DEREK: Bye.

CARLY: Super, thank you. I'll make it up to you.

CARLY: We're back! Hey, baby. We're up here.

CARLY: You could clean up a little.

Carly.

Caseworkers decide who can see us and who can't.

Cat Away. Important. If you're not a cat person...

Cats, mailmen, dogs that come up behind you.

Change! Change!

Close your eyes. Okay.

COACH: All right, here we go.

COACH: Come on, boys. Come on now.

COACH: Take him to the outside! Here we go.

Come cuddle with me.

Come here. Hm?

Come on, boys, use the body!

Come on, Tess. Tess, let's go.

Come on, walk with Jerry. Pbbt!

Come on, we'll jump into each other's hands.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. And how do I get big again?

Come on. I saved you a seat. Okay.

Come on. Over the fence. Ah! Oh!

Come on. The reason why there are so many unhappy people in the world:

Come with me, please.

COMMENTATOR: Ha ha. There's a familiar chant, Jim.

COMMENTATOR: I don't know. It looks to me like Thompson...

COMMENTATOR: I think he's going down. ANNOUNCER: No, he stays on his feet.

COMMENTATOR: Jim, it looked like Thompson was actually gonna shoot...

COMMENTATOR: No! He pulled up, Jim. He didn't throw a check.

COMMENTATOR: Oh ho ho! ANNOUNCER: Look at those moves.

COMMENTATOR: Ohh! What a hit!

COMMENTATOR: Penalty on number 14, Derek Thompson.

COMMENTATOR: Someone hit him? Anyone know who hit him?

COMMENTATOR: The Ice Wolves have less than a minute to score...

COMMENTATOR: Thompson was gonna clear Lembeck out...

COMMENTATOR: Thompson's rushing across the ice, and I don't think it's to make friends.

COMMENTATOR: What a hit on Thompson. What is he thinking?

COMMENTATOR: What happened there, Jim? Who hit him?

Committing first degree murder of fantasy...

Congratulations.

Cool.

Could we e mail or something? We should be able to e mail each other.

CROWD [CHANTING]: Mick the Stjck! Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick!

CROWD [CHANTING]: Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!

CROWD: Oh!

D.O.D.? Yeah.

DAD: It's okay, buddy, we're coming. Don't worry, sweetheart.

DAD: What did you see? BOY: It was a little tiny man.

DAD: What's going on? Are you okay? DEREK: Ow.

Delicate. Well done. I can't believe this is happening.

DEREK [IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE]: Kitty, be gone!

DEREK [IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE]: No, no, no!

DEREK [ON PHONE]: Hello? Hello.

Derek, don't the kids have, like, a piggy bank or something?

Derek, Mick Donnelly, our first line center. Mick, Derek.

DEREK: Ah! Ow!

DEREK: Ah! Ow! Ah!

DEREK: Ahem. Another tooth. Thank you.

DEREK: And another tooth.

DEREK: And your french fries are not powerful enough.

DEREK: Good time to learn.

DEREK: Hang on!

DEREK: Hey, I've been stepped on...

DEREK: How would you like a little amnesia dust?

DEREK: I hate this job.

DEREK: I'll tell you what's going on. TRACY: The sugar dumb fairy showed up.

DEREK: I'm coming! Hurry up.

DEREK: My wing. My wing.

DEREK: Nice doggy.

DEREK: No, not hurt in a way that you have to be worried.

DEREK: Oh, I'm embracing the fairy spirit, all right.

DEREK: Oh, yeah. Heh heh heh.

DEREK: Ooh hoo hoo.

DEREK: Where am I? Just go to the white light, my friend.

DEREK: Where you going?

DEREK: Yeah. COACH: Come on, Floyd.

Derek?

Derek.

Derek. Look, I'm sorry...

Did you hear that? Yes!

Did you hear what I said?

Did you play without a helmet or something? What is with you?

Disappear! Kitty, be gone!

Disappear.

Disbelief in fairy. Summons.

Do I not look official enough?

Do you blog? I'd love to read your blog. I do blog. Wanna read my blog?

Do you Facebook? I could poke you. I'd love to be poked!

Do you have a funny feeling...? Stop.

Do you know nothing about fairy evolution? Fairy evolution. Who wrote that...

Do you think I care? Ah, mama fairy. There is your tooth.

Do you wanna hang with me or do you wanna go get a beauty makeover?

Does whatever you want it to do. But you have to believe or it won't work.

Dog bark mints. Comes in very handy. For what?

Don't be a jerk, Ben. Your dad's waiting. We have to go.

Don't drop me. Yeah.

Don't get all dramatic. I'm her mother.

Don't get me started, homey. What is that? Your secret fairy jiving?

Don't hurt me, doggy.

Don't know. Everybody's got British accents.

Don't look. Everything's okay. Oh! Oh!

Don't peek. Okay.

Don't talk to me. Shut up. Why are you wet? Ugh!

Don't think about talking to her. You got it, loser?

Don't think about talking to her. You got it, loser?

Don't touch my pouch. All right. That was too much.

Donnelly circles around the Roughneck goal.

Donnelly steals the puck, and now he's rushing up the ice short handed.

Donnelly, you okay, kid?

Donnelly's rushing up the ice.

Donnelly's rushing up the ice.

Down the hatch.

Dreams are bad. They're bad.

Drink and fly?

Dude, there is a pill.

Dust, dust, dust. Up.

Eat it. Shut up.

Eh.

Even if I wanted to, I can't.

Everyone all right? DEREK: Really? What are you, fairy patrol?

Everyone's gonna laugh at me. Maybe I shouldn't do this.

Ew. Ugh. Oh. Right? Yes, thank goodness.

Excited to see you back in the NHL right where you belong.

Excuse me, Fairy Godmother? I have one last question.

F.O.A.?

Face off won by the Lumbermen.

Fairy fight!

FAIRY: Yes.

Fairyoke. Like karaoke isn't bad enough.

Find a dark jersey and hit it!

Fine. I'll be the best tooth fairy ever.

Fine. I'll wait.

Fine. Ooh hoo.

First round draft pick of the Devils, playing in the bigs.

Five minute major for boarding. FAN: Yeah!

Flush. No.

Flying object avoidance.

Flying? Ha. Bad wing, forget it.

For what?

French fries are fatal to vampires.

GABE: Can I have your autograph?

Get in there and tune up. Come on.

Get in there, Donnelly! Get in there!

Get out of here. Right now. Move it.

Get out. Fine.

Get ready.

Get your fairy hands off me. Is this fairy etiquette?

Give us a spin so I can see. How about I give you a spin with my fist?

Go ahead. Taste it.

Go back to the zoo.

Go get them.

Go get them.

Go, Randy! Yeah!

Go.

Good job, Timmy!

Good luck this afternoon. MICK: Thank you.

Good.

Great. Just what I need. I think it is what you need, friend.

Ha ha ha! You're a tooth fairy, buddy. I got my wings.

Ha, ha, ha. I like you, ooh.

Ha, ha, ha. It's like a whole new you.

Ha, ha! Shut up. Hey. My friend.

Ha, ha. No, no, no. It's unfair. No.

Ha, ha. You're good. She's a pro.

Had a bad day? I had a bad day, okay?

Hammer brothers are still in town.

He absolutely does, and you look... Gorgeous!

He fakes another defender, and here he comes.

He fakes another defender, and here he comes.

He has got such a major attitude problem.

He looks like a walking toothpick with the eyes of a big tuna.

He looks out front to pass. Now he kicks it off the board.

He looks to shoot!

He said that you were actually pretty cool.

He scores!

He shoots!

He steals the puck and now is barreling down the ice. Look at him go.

He took his cards. Is this guy serious?

He's going through the Roughnecks like they're a bunch of rented mules.

He's going through the Roughnecks like they're a bunch of rented mules.

He's gonna shoot!

He's got the defenseman beat. He shoots!

He's got the top shelf wide open.

He's killing them, making them wanna get run over by a Zamboni and die.

He's not gonna be here long...

He's relatively harmless.

He's still working on that hat trick.

He's your bodyguard.

Heh heh. Don't laugh at that.

Heh. Yeah.

Hello, fans. I'm Steve Levy coming to you from the wolf den...

Hello, Mr. Thompson. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Here it is. How did it get down there?

Here we go. Here we go. Come on, let's start up.

Here. You need this.

Hey, big daddy. Just wanna shake your hand. I don't want anything.

Hey, hey, hey, I'm the Tooth Fairy.

Hey, I was just wondering. What if we got married?

Hey, it's me. I'm good for it.

Hey, Mom. Derek got me a new guitar, and he's taking me to the talent show.

Hey, remember, you've got all of this. That is true.

Hey, watch it! Don't throw money!

Hey, what a surprise. It doesn't work. Your stuff stinks.

Hey! Get over here. I wanna talk to you.

Hey! Get over here. I wanna talk to you.

Hey! What are you doing? Get out here.

Hey! What are you doing? Get out here.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Did it make you feel good to lie to that kid?

Hi ya! Whoo!

Hi, boys. How'd it go? DEREK [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Hi.

Hi, Derek. Hi, gorgeous.

Hi, honey. Hi, Derek.

Hi, Randy. Hey, what's up?

Hi. You feeling any better?

Hm?

Hm. Who's T? I have no idea. I don't know.

Hmm, I'm not sure that's in the rules.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm. Uh oh.

Hold on one second.

Hope you're not hungry.

How about I just go tell my mom you're actually pretty cool...

How about you come over to my place, I could break out my old drum kit...

How could that not be a penalty? He just got crushed.

How disappointing.

How old are you? I'm 8.

How old are you? I'm 8.

How you gonna get the tooth? Maybe I'll wing it.

How...? How did you do that?

Huge.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Hm. And if you fail your terms of service...

I almost had a senior fairy moment. Don't you move.

I am so excited. Ha, ha, ha. Me too.

I believe in you, big daddy. I believe in you, Derek Thompson.

I bet you get a lot of chicks with that guitar.

I brought you a present. Guess what it is.

I can see hockey's been really good to you.

I can see. Oh, magic wand.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you showed up at the rink.

I can't breathe. That's too much.

I can't eat French fries.

I can't go another two weeks without it. Yes, you can, friend.

I can't see anything, give them back. That... It was a stupid idea.

I could just fly up into the air and do something crazy.

I couldn't find anything.

I didn't know you could shred. What do you want?

I didn't lie. You told the kid there was no tooth fairy.

I didn't realize you were even still playing, man.

I do. Come on.

I don't care.

I don't hate your chicken.

I don't know what that's about. What's that?

I don't know why you like this. You can't even see the ball.

I don't know.

I don't know. Am I home yet?

I don't think he's seen a second of ice time. COACH: Here we go, here we go.

I don't understand...

I don't wanna jump into your hands. Really? Come on. Let's get small.

I forgot. People forget.

I freaked. And, Carly, I love you so much.

I get down to that big. My feet dangle in the inkwell.

I get it. Dreams are good. For everyone.

I get to say when her childhood fantasies end, not you.

I go, Hey, I don't know. See, when you're married a long time...

I got an invitation to Fairyland. RANDY: Fairyland?

I got it. I got it.

I got so angry and frustrated.

I got what you need.

I gotta do this. Okay, I'm not gonna do it.

I hadn't finished speaking. Did I look as though I had finished speaking?

I hate this. I can't believe... Oh, my wing. My wing.

I have a lot of homework. Can I be excused?

I have a week and a half left. How am I supposed to do that?

I have another loose tooth. Good for you, honey.

I have to talk to you.

I have to tell you something.

I just can't.

I just met you. Plus, you lie to kids. Come on, we got business to do.

I just need the tooth. There's an alien on my porch.

I knew you had it in you.

I know.

I learned my lesson. Never buy black market stuff.

I like that slot too. You think I could be a famous rock star?

I like your chicken. I hate your brisket.

I like your costume.

I love my job!

I mean, an amazing pill.

I mean, he is killing that guitar.

I mean, something that small moving that fast...

I need one more run through... No, you don't.

I need some air. What?

I pledge allegiance to the tooth.

I really gotta go. Yeah. Could you wait just one second?

I said what if.

I said, let it go.

I smashed my guitar, remember?

I think the Tooth Fairy just got a taste of his own medicine.

I think you're ready to practice the F.O.A.!

I thought that was a dream. Think again.

I throw something at you, you get out of the way, okay?

I understand.

I used to be a big fan.

I wanna file a complaint now. You have another assignment.

I wanna tell you, but I can't.

I want you to meet the future of our franchise.

I was wondering, because you're getting along so well now...

I was wrong.

I was wrong.

I wonder if it would help...

I wouldn't even think about getting serious with you.

I, Derek Thompson. Swear to uphold and perform.

I'll be right back.

I'll call you when I'm bigger. I mean better.

I'll never forget you.

I'll say.

I'll shoe you some respect.

I'll take my glove away. Shh.

I'll tell you what I do know. I know that you don't have wings.

I'll tell you what. I will if you will.

I'm 230 pounds of man. It's gonna take more than eight fairies to get me.

I'm all right. I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm cranking this baby up. DEREK: Put me down.

I'm done being generous.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to bed. It's thanks to you.

I'm going to bed. No. Carly.

I'm gonna enjoy these. Don't rub it in.

I'm gonna introduce you to the Hammer brothers, Sledge and Jack.

I'm just here for the tooth, sir.

I'm just kidding, I gotta do it.

I'm much better Iooking than your mom's past boyfriends.

I'm not a winged fairy. I'm a caseworker fairy...

I'm not feeling well. Should I come...?

I'm not gonna be ready. I'll get up there and blow it.

I'm not well. I actually just have a few months to live.

I'm not. And they stuck you behind a desk.

I'm ready to go.

I'm scared of messing up and I'm scared of losing you.

I'm sentencing you to two weeks' tooth fairy duty.

I'm so glad you could share that with me.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry for interrupting you. I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry, I was just kidding. I can't believe you did this.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm...

I'm sure up here you have fairy duty or whatever it is you have.

I'm the king. You know what you are?

I'm the real tooth fairy.

I'm the tooth fairy! Ah!

I'm the tooth fairy.

I'm the tooth fairy. Shh!

I'm there. Ah! I'm not there.

I've got a coach breathing down my neck. I gotta patch things up with my girlfriend.

I've got an old hockey injury...

If they lead to unrealistic expectations, then yes.

If this trend continues...

If you want, I can give you a pamphlet.

Ignore my last comment.

Imagine these are your responsibilities and you're avoiding them.

In one of the most amazing shots I've ever seen, it ties it up at one all.

In order to pay your debt to humanity...

In the meantime, put some clothes on. We can still make the talent show, okay?

In the meantime, you just keep practicing because all that is just awesome.

Incredible!

Inspired. Brilliant.

Interrupting. Interrupting again. Unbelievable.

Invisibility spray.

Is he laughing?

Is it a puppy?

Is my surprise 6 foot 3 with dark brown eyes?

Is that it? You feeling lucky...

Is this gonna hurt? Let's hope so.

Is worth 10 bucks on eBay. Ten of these is 100 bucks, so I'm in.

It all started one night. I got a summons underneath my pillow.

It all started one night. I got a summons underneath my pillow.

It doesn't matter what you do in the show. You'll never be a famous rock star.

It doesn't work. It's broken.

It is happening, so get in the house and fetch the tooth.

It is, actually, okay?

It means one less game until I'm out and into the bigs.

It normally takes about an hour. Come on.

It sounds like you're gonna... I'll punch you in the nose.

It'll just be our secret, okay? Okay.

It's 3 feet high. You're 8 feet tall. Go back.

It's a long and delightful story. Where's the tooth?

It's a long and delightful story. Where's the tooth?

It's a two on one with Thompson of all people leading the rush.

It's about your body and how it's changing, isn't it?

It's automatic. From the moment you shrink, you start to regrow.

It's awesome.

It's been good. I'm the new blood of the team.

It's called a puck. Yeah, but you can't even see it.

It's Carly's house.

It's Hammer brother... Ohh!

It's just not the same.

It's like credit card debt, man. They just wanna keep you paying forever.

It's like your brain is in a penalty box, I'm telling you. And you got...

It's not every day the boss asks me to go off campus.

It's not funny. See the dog? His eyes were like that:

It's not supposed to be that easy, and you know it.

It's painless. You won't remember a thing.

It's the foundation that allows them to dream.

It's upstairs in the bathroom. It's way...

It's you.

It's your wings, Tracy.

JERRY: Fairy coming through.

Jerry. I'm gonna do it.

JOSH: Just fold so we can play. KYLE: Who takes the cards?

JOSH: Yeah, Derek. KYLE: Nice shot, dude.

JOSH: Yeah.

Just look at what you have done to this family.

Just shrink and slide in. Yeah, that's what anybody would do.

Just stay calm. 911? 911?

Just the tooth.

Keep your eyes closed. Okay.

Keeps picking up Radio Caliente.

Killing dreams.

Knocked out a couple of his teeth, crowd went crazy...

Know what, I'm a little tired. I'm gonna hang out, but I'll walk you guys out.

L... I don't know what I'm wearing. What are you wearing?

L... I tend not to do the whole physical contact thing.

Let it go.

Let me go to my car and get something, and I'll be right back.

Let me meet those guys.

Let's do this. TRACY: How? You can't fly.

LEVY: A confident, young hockey player.

LEVY: Has Thompson taken you under his wing?

Like Clapton or Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughan?

Lily is ticked off because she had to send another fairy to clean up your mess.

Lily tacked on another week, so well done.

LILY: All right. Thank you.

LILY: Thank you.

LILY: Um...

Listen, lower your expectations.

Listen, those things I said yesterday?

Listen, when I first started, I was a scorer.

Listen, you wanna play games? You can head over to the daycare center.

Look at Thompson, Jim.

Look at you now, huh? Do I know you?

Look of that. Me too. I'm not scared because it's aces over kings. Ha, ha, ha!

Look underneath the sink. Underneath the sink.

Look where it's gotten me.

Look, I put on my pajamas.

Look, I'm sorry l... Sorry is a beginning.

Looks like you've been dethroned.

Love to.

Magic generator button.

Man, you're good. But you're not gonna find out if you quit.

MAN: Chicken is fine.

MAN: I got the tooth! I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!

MAN: Thompson? Derek Thompson?

Maybe I am. Hold these, baby.

Maybe I breathe fire.

Maybe you didn't hear me. I said I've got a bad wing. I can't fly.

Me and flying is just not gonna happen.

Me?

Mick, change, change! PLAYER: Hit him, hit him!

Mick, get ready! Finally.

MICK: Hey, old man.

MICK: It's not a rivalry, you know. I respect my elders.

MICK: What is going on?

MICK: Whoa, Derek!

Mick? Yeah.

Mickey's open! Pass it! Pass.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm. Heh.

Mm hm. Okay. Well, see, Gabe...

Mm. Good tea? Refreshing.

Mm. Just take the money.

MOM: Honey, what's the matter? I saw something.

MOM: What's going on? What is it? Darling, we're coming.

Mommy, Derek is the tooth fairy.

Mommy, it's time for you to go now so Derek can start babysitting.

Mommy, my tooth came out. CARLY: Hey. Yay!

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

Money's heavy. Money's heavy.

Mr. Thompson, according to your caseworker...

Mr. Thompson...

My caseworker here has wing envy.

My girlfriend, those kids, and I probably hung up my skates for good.

My mom thinks I should play in it, and I'm kind of...

My wing. My wing.

My wings are new and ready to fly, and I like to do my own thing.

Never marry a leprechaun. Oh, the dream popper.

Nice kitty. Don't hurt me, kitty.

Nice?

Nice.

No child will ever again receive a visit from a tooth fairy. Ever.

No one likes your attitude.

No, for the night.

No, here. Give it a shot.

No, honey, I'm not talking about the hockey Tooth Fairy.

No, I can't leave now.

No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get it down.

No, I'll tell you what they did.

No, I'm just excited to see you because I believe in you, man.

No, I'm not nervous about us getting serious.

No, I'm Tracy. I'm your caseworker. What is this?

No, man, his wings are tattered.

No, no, I'm very busy right now. No autographs. I'm busy.

No, no, no. Either you come out or we're coming in.

No, no. I'm not going anywhere.

No, thank you. Thank you. Fairy Krishnas.

No, wise guy, it's not a puppy. It's one of my hockey sticks.

No, you don't. You hate this. Will you two stop it?

No, you gotta pay. It's not a socialist game, Castro.

No, you skirted quite a few rules tonight, Mr. Thompson.

No, you're not.

No? It's going away. I have to get back to practice.

No? Uh... Um...

No.

No. I...

No. No more stuff. Well, that's brilliant.

No. No, Jerry. I gotta do it.

No. No, no. I don't want another minute of this.

No. No, that is not okay.

No. Really? I'm just kidding.

No. That's not how it works.

No. What?

Not a vampire moment.

Not bad.

Not on the kid, on yourself.

Not that I'm interested. Just wondering, you know, how it felt.

Not true. It is true.

Nothing. You know, forget it. Can we go practice now?

Now it squirts loose, and the Ice Wolves have it.

Now let's introduce tonight's starting lineup for the Kings.

Now let's say you do make the NHL.

Now Thompson takes a pass right on his stick as Donnelly flashes into the play.

Now you can get out of here. Beat it.

Now, if you're gonna be a fairy, you gotta be ready.

Now, just hand over the tooth.

Of a tooth fairy.

Of a tooth fairy. And that I will not drink and fly.

Oh, and FYI, your sentence has been extended.

Oh, bull...

Oh, but first, you get to meet Jerry.

Oh, congrats.

Oh, great.

Oh, hey, and by the way, your all purpose magic generator button.

Oh, honey. You are so sick.

Oh, I know we'll see. Can you beat two pair?

Oh, I know you're right in front of me.

Oh, I love a cup of tea.

Oh, I'm well aware of his attitude, believe me.

Oh, it's not just us.

Oh, man.

Oh, maybe I could have a fairy bumper sticker.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my. No.

Oh, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

Oh, no, not until the child falls asleep. Till then, I'm afraid you have to wait.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. What is that?

Oh, really? I'm not leaving. Goodbye, Mr. Thompson.

Oh, so honors? Oh, a gift. Yeah. TRACY: I'm afraid not.

Oh, thank you, Jerry.

Oh, there you are. I couldn't find you. Hi.

Oh, tooth fairy. You know what? I got it.

Oh, yeah? What happens after strike three? Strike four.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You want a piece of this, huh?

Oh, you are such a big girl.

Oh, you like me. I know you like me.

Oh, you must have rolled over in your sleep and it fell on the floor.

Oh, you'll find out shortly. I love surprises.

Oh, you're kidding. Of course. Would I share that with you?

Oh! He takes the stick to the face.

Oh! He's got Coletta out of position and Donnelly moves around him.

Oh! Hits the crossbar.

Oh! I can't see. Can't see. Oh, dear.

Oh! What a hit!

Oh! Whoa!

Oh! Would you like a mint? I made them myself. Here.

Oh! Yes! Knock him on his bum.

Oh! Yes.

Oh.

Oh. And you get that head back to Easter Island.

Oh. Let's look together. I'm sure it's here somewhere.

Oh. Whew. Mm hm.

Ohh! Ohh! That is an incisor!

Okay, here's your tool pouch. Waterproof. A lot of compartments.

Okay, no, that's serious. That's serious.

Okay, okay, okay. All right.

Okay, so dreams are bad?

Okay? That's relatively idiot proof.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Big boy pound for not wanting to talk about puberty.

Okay. All right. Nothing else matters, right?

Okay. Explain to me one more time. Why can't you have wings?

Okay. Hello?

Okay. I'll take that deal.

Okay. I'm just gonna leave it right here.

Okay. It wasn't even close.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. You should shoe me some respect.

Okay. You tell me when to stop when the tooth fairy has been here.

On one condition: From now on, you follow the rules.

One day, I'm gonna play hockey in the big leagues just like you used to.

One night, I got into it with some meathead from New Haven.

Only a permit, but I'm on the way. You should be on your way out.

Only Coletta can get back. Let's go, Mick. Let's go, Mick.

Ooh, Training for what?

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. Big boy puts in all his big boy Doodles.

Open the door for the Tooth Fairy.

Or if a kid you lied to comes after you. How many times...

Our team won the Mighty Mite's Championship.

Pass it!

Pass!

Pass. Pass it! Pass it!

Pbbt!

Please stop talking. You know, they want you to fail.

Please, I've learned from the best.

Please. Don't. Give it a shot.

Please. You got a magic wand.

Pretending to be nice to me to impress her. No, you're wrong.

Pretty cool stuff in here, huh? Yeah. Whatever.

Pretty good.

Psst.

Put me down! Aah!

Put that away.

RANDY: Heh. Whoa. Heh heh.

RANDY: How is this happening? It's okay. It's okay.

RANDY: I thought you said you were a vampire.

RANDY: Okay. You should put this away...

RANDY: Okay. You should put this away...

Randy! Whoo!

Randy?

Really? Is that what my caseworker said? No.

Really? No, I was just kidding.

Really? Okay. Oh, yeah.

REFEREE: Hey, 14. Come on. Let's go.

Remember there are a lot of neighborhoods...

Right, so, what is it? It's an iPod adapter.

Right. And how am I gonna do that?

Right. Liar.

Shame it wears off.

She will always believe...

She'll always...

Shh.

Shouldn't you be more in awe of somebody with wings than without?

Shrinking paste? Nope, not that again. Amnesia dust? No.

Shrinking paste. You put a little on your tongue...

So I guess that's my bodyguard.

So it's pretty much useless to humans. And this.

So that means you can't fly.

So you should give it back to him. Okay.

So you'll never believe what Randy said about you after you left.

So you're 8 and you're the third leading scorer in your league...

So your big idea to handle it was to tell Tess there is no tooth fairy?

So, uh...? A thousand bucks.

So, what do you suggest, Einstein? I can't fly, so do what?

So, what do you think?

So, what happened? I busted my shoulder one night in Chicago.

So, what'd I miss?

Some of these wolves are getting long in the tooth, if you know what I mean.

Sometimes when I'm home with the wife, right...

Somewhere in there, you gotta show them your strengths. Speed, agility, flexibility.

Sorry about the foul up with your outfit.

Sorry, we're running very low on funding. And would you like to know why?

Splat, just like that.

Stop it! You're behaving like leprechauns.

Stop it. Stop it.

Stuff. The magic powder, the gunk. I need some. Notify Q.

Sure, I could do that. So long as I don't have to be alone with him.

Swear to uphold and perform.

Tck. There you go, Gabe.

TEACHER: Keep it going for our last performer of the night...

Tell me where the tooth is so I can get it and go home.

Tess and I just got a last minute invitation...

TESS: It's not anywhere. CARLY: Well, uh...

TESS: Mommy! Mommy!

Tess?

Thank you, milady.

Thank you, Tracy, for everything.

That also means that you can never, ever, ever be a tooth fairy.

That doesn't make sense. You're a fairy. You go in and get the tooth.

That I will not drink and fly.

That is better.

That is bigtime. Randy Harris. Talent show.

That is just pathetic. Just like a child.

That moment when you hand over the tooth.

That's awesome.

That's cool. Did you see him?

That's how it works. How what works?

That's how it works. How what works?

That's how you're gonna be happy.

That's it.

That's one I never heard before. Mm. How's it going?

That's strike two. You don't wanna get to strike three.

The Arrows have numbers, coming up the ice.

The Arrows leading scorer, Crosley, takes the pass, and he is on the move.

The duties, responsibilities and obligations.

The Ice Wolves lead the Roughnecks two to one...

The interrupting thing. I'm sorry.

The nightmare's just beginning, buddy. CROWD: Ooh.

The normal sentence is one week...

The puck comes back to the Roughnecks.

The talent show is tomorrow. You'll be fine.

The tooth fairy. No, no, no. Shh! Aagghh!

The tooth fairy's gonna visit me tonight. You bet. Let's see.

The way you show up acting strange. Why am I here?

Then let's say you become the best 13 year old guitarist...

There are a bunch like that kid in every rink.

There's a cross ice pass to Thompson, who ices it.

There's a lot of filing and putting stuff in envelopes. It's tricky.

There's a lot of wing discrimination in the workplace. Very funny.

There's no such thing as a too... CARLY: Sha bang! Oh!

These are good.

They sent me down to the minors to recover, and it took forever.

They shoot, they score! COACH: Damn it.

They're clinging to some version of what if.

They're useless.

This is gonna be cool.

This is great and I'm proud of you. You're the tallest tooth fairy in the world.

This is my greatest invention ever.

This is my house to take care of.

This is my last chance to actually play the game...

This is ridiculous. I know.

This is very funny stuff. Which wing of the house...

This is you acting out. You're afraid of commitment.

Thompson jumps back into the play as Donnelly weaves around Crosley.

Thompson knocks Crosley flat on his back...

Thompson only has one defender to beat.

Thompson, get back in the game.

Thompson, what are you doing? Who's he talking to?

Thompson.

Thompson. And the coach is calling for...

Thousand bucks? You're killing me, Ziggy. How bad do you want this to end?

To a beauty makeover party! Nice.

Tonight is the talent show.

Tooth Fairy!

TRACY [IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE]: I don't know why I'm speaking like this.

Tracy who? Tracy, your caseworker.

Tracy, I need another word with you.

Tracy, right? Yeah.

Tracy, you don't have to have wings to be a tooth fairy.

TRACY: Good luck finding your cars.

TRACY: He was gonna introduce me...

TRACY: Hey. That must be good.

TRACY: It's making my eyes hurt.

TRACY: Listen, I can give you fresh supplies right now.

TRACY: No need to panic. It's just a giant amnesia gun.

TRACY: Ooh, not so brave now, little wee man.

TRACY: Someone get him, please. Calm down, everyone.

TRACY: They've got matching robes. It's my worst nightmare.

TRACY: You are amazing.

TRACY: You wanna fly, you gotta believe.

TRACY: You wanna fly, you gotta believe. But you gotta learn to use your wings.

Tsk. I know what this is.

Uh, hey, Vinnie's? Some brews? BRAD: Let's do it, boys. Come on.

Uh, I'm a little short. He's a little short.

Uh, not good. TESS: Derek, guess what.

Uh, what's this about?

Uh, who are you? Ziggy.

Uh, you guys gotta go. CARLY: Is someone hurt?

Uh... I'm sorry, what?

Um, according to fairy evolution, some fairies can grow wings and some can't.

Um... Ah...

Use it, nobody can see you except other fairies.

Very good. You have a good night, sir.

Wait. You stay here, okay? You have to learn from the best.

Way back deep underneath the sink.

Way to go, Randy! Great job!

We are about to see the potentially historic debut...

We'll get your uniform sorted out and then we can get you registered...

We'll go out, have a good time, see what we make of it.

We're getting married.

We're under 20 seconds as both teams head to the center line for a face off.

We've gotta celebrate. I know a place where the hot fairy godmothers hang.

Welcome aboard. These coupons are redeemable at the gift shop.

Welcome to Staples Center, the home of your Los Angeles Kings.

Well, I am pretty cool.

Well, maybe they will...

Well, maybe you should play in it.

Well, one's 9.

Well, Rene's here. Oh, a little ketchup.

Well, that's because the tooth fairy took it.

Well, whatever you're doing is working. So why don't you keep it up?

Well...

Well...

What a bone crushing open ice hit to Donnelly. And he's down.

What are these giant wings? Hey, hey! Do we have a problem?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing with Randy's guitar? I don't know.

What are you doing? Are you oiling up your abs again?

What are you wearing?

What are you wearing? You'll find out.

What do you guys think of Donnelly? Man, that kid is fast.

What do you want? Get out the magical invisibility spray.

What does that mean? It's a threat.

What happened, honey? My tooth is gone.

What happened? They blew the whistle.

What happens if you try to escape out a 10 story building? I'll tell you what.

What I do know is I would love for you to close your eyes...

What I said last night.

What is it? Well, it looks like an iPod adapter.

What is wrong with you? Look, I had a bad day.

What the heck is a summons? A summons is like an invitation.

What the...? Mom, I'm home.

What time is it? You'll never make it.

What?

What?

What?

What? Everything that's happening to you...

What? Mmm. Um...

What? Think about it.

What? What are you looking at?

What? Whoa. Ugh.

What'd I do? Why am I here?

What's F.O.A.?

What's going on out here? COACH: Come here.

What's it for?

What's that? The goods...

What's the matter with him? COMMENTATOR: What's up with Donnelly?

What's the matter, hon? Everything.

What's up, man? Want me to turn He Man into Peter Pan?

What's up? Welcome to pro hockey.

When I get bigger, I'm gonna slap the glasses off your face!

When she wakes up, there's footprints all over. She goes, What is this?

When the time's right...

When you say long in the tooth, that would be a reference...

Where am I? No one likes your kind here.

Where are you? Bushes. Don't come any closer.

Where can I get some of that?

Where were we? Help! Wake me up!

Where's the kid?

Where's your car? No car. Let's go.

Which part?

Which you'd know, if you ever paid any attention...

Who are you?

Who are you? Who are you?

Who do you want? Who do you wanna meet?

Who is this guy? Dream killer. I don't like your sort.

Who is this? It's me. It's Tracy.

Who wants to hear some good news?

Who, him? Yeah, sure. Mm hm. Great.

Who's above you? Gandhi? Who do I talk to?

Who's the Tooth Fairy? Am I the Tooth...? I'm the Tooth Fairy!

Who's your hobbit friend over here?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! What the heck?

Whoo.

Why are you here? Lily gave me this.

Why don't you find out? We've been through this. I'm not winged.

Why don't you go in? Uh, it's not my job.

Why not? l...

Why you talking to emo boy?

Why, it nourishes their very souls.

Why? Because that's just the way we do it.

Will you stop complaining? You promised to embrace the fairy spirit.

WOMAN: Earthquake. Uh oh.

WOMAN: What is going on here?

Woo hoo! Whoo!

Wow, that's fantastic. Good for you, Gabe.

Wow.

Wow. Nice.

Yay, Randy! That's my kid!

Yeah, a little bit. How about you guys come on up?

Yeah, but, like, how is it possible?

Yeah, I know that.

Yeah, I'm coming. Goodbye.

Yeah, is there an old timers' game today?

Yeah, pops, I'm super pumped.

Yeah, right. Come on.

Yeah, sure. Absolutely. What's your name, buddy?

Yeah, sure. Great. Help yourself.

Yeah, these are good.

Yeah, we have a problem. You just said, Do we have a problem...

Yeah, we're fine. Oh, I miss him.

Yeah, why do you keep doing that?

Yeah, you will be great. I heard you play. You're really good, man.

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah? When was the last time you took a shot?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? You really wanna play that game?

Yeah.

Yeah. I checked the entire bathroom.

Yeah. I checked the entire bathroom.

Yeah. Okay. This...

Yeah. Yes. Of course.

Yes! I got you a few of your favorite things.

Yes.

Yes. Heh heh. That's what I did.

Yes. Look at all these Doodles, and they're all mine.

Yes. That's it.

Yes. Yeah?

You are in trouble now. We'll see.

You are never gonna speak to my children again.

You are the real tooth fairy.

You big four eyed giraffe.

You bum.

You called her. Let me tell you something.

You can call me whatever you want. Zigman, Zigmeister...

You can spend that one on one time with Randy.

You can't score if you don't take the shot.

You can't score if you don't take the shot.

You can't see me like this. It'll ruin your romantic image of me.

You do the whole distant administrator demeanor thing...

You do whatever it is you do here in fairy world with your teeth.

You don't ever wanna lose this.

You don't know.

You don't see that children's fantasies...

You embrace the fairy spirit. And you start listening to old muggins here.

You fail, they tack on more time.

You gonna play in the talent show? BOY: Kelly!

You gonna pull a rabbit out of the hat?

You got it? Let's go. All right, Mick, how's life in Lansing so far for you?

You got your wings. Ha!

You gotta keep playing guitar.

You guys hungry? How about we get supper?

You hate this job. I live for it.

You have no idea what I'm capable of.

You heard the rules. You can't miss an assignment.

You just have to surrender to a higher power...

You just interrupted me again while I was admonishing you for interrupting me.

You just made a big mistake.

You keep running out on me to see l don't even know who.

You know me so well. I'm nervous about how serious we're getting.

You know what I mean?

You know what your problem is, Derek? You can't say what if.

You know what? Why don't you watch tomorrow's game from the bench?

You know what? Yeah. It's possible.

You know what's really sad?

You look like a beautiful reindeer with your legs.

You make one effort and it doesn't work out...

You mean the next Gretzky. I love him already, like a long Iost brother.

You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever.

You okay? No. Good night.

You pumped up for your first game?

You put the tooth under your pillow, the tooth fairy flies into your room...

You really don't get it, do you?

You rented a fairy costume to make it up to Tess.

You shoe dn't upset me. Is that the best you got?

You should have said that. Clearer. What's that? Aww.

You sound great. You're gonna kill them tomorrow night.

You sound pretty good. Thanks.

You take this pill, you don't have to do any of this.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

You wanna do it? Come on, let's do it together.

You want a shot at the title?

You want it straight? Yeah.

You will.

You won't...

You work pretty hard at hockey, do you? Uh huh. I play almost every day.

You, Mr. Thompson, are gonna spend some time...

You, sir, are guilty of disseminating disbelief.

You, that way. You guys, go up and get dressed, and we'll see you over there.

You'll be fine. We just gotta keep practicing.

You'll just be another kid with a guitar. Do yourself a favor and give it up.

You'll start to grow... Ew! No. Stop talking.

You're 6. Let's get this out of the way.

You're a woman. And frankly, you wouldn't understand.

You're done. For the week.

You're getting pretty good, right? So let's say you keep working at it really hard.

You're God?

You're just like my mom's past boyfriends.

You're like one of those little guys in tights...

You're mad. You believed, then I took it away.

You're my man. And you are my fairy.

You're nervous about us getting serious.

You're not a hockey player. You're a sideshow attraction!

You're not. I'm gonna do it.

You're really good.

You're the bestest hockey player ever. Whatever.

You're Thompson?

You're welcome. I've got a concert to get to.

Your first assignment has just fallen asleep...

Your sentence begins tomorrow. No, no, no.

Yum, yum, in Derek's tum.

...and he just choked.

...and kicks the puck in the neutral zone, where Browley picks it up.

...and leaves a dollar. Where is it?

...and send this game into overtime.

...and suddenly all manners go out the window.

...and suddenly instead, he just dropped to the ice. No one even touched him.

...and suddenly you're just gonna give up?

...and take it one day at a time. TRACY: Hello?

...and takes a cross ice pass. The Ice Wolves...

...and Tess, she's only 6, so pretty soon she'll forget.

...and the kid Donnelly has lived up to the hype.

...and they started calling me the Tooth Fairy, and it stuck.

...and you stop trying to bond with me? I'll take that deal.

...and your body now is natural.

...are leaving. Are...?

...as a tooth fairy.

...as the coach throws Donnelly back in the game.

...because I have an amazing surprise.

...because you stink.

...before they bring the money. Right?

...behind two other 8 year olds.

...but because you have the nerve, the unmitigated gall...

...but it's for his own good. Trust me.

...but let's say you do. You hit the show right out of college.

...but you add a pair of wings...

...charge across the blue line. Big scrum in front of the net as these two rivals...

...Charles Darwing? Ha ha ha.

...Coletta's got an answer.

...continues to replace Thompson on the first line.

...deader. All right, listen.

...ever listened to anything I say, but no. You're always, Yap, yap, yap.

...every time you collect a new tooth.

...flushed, bitten and arrested.

...here in Lansing, Michigan, home of the Lansing Ice Wolves.

...I gotta say I'm sorry about that? Six times.

...I hereby relieve you of tooth fairy duty.

...I'll take a double hit.

...if Randy can hang out with you for a little while.

...in your neighborhood. Here's the deal.

...is just going through the motions out there.

...is not Randy or Carly or even me.

...it'd be so much better to get closer to it.

...it's to bail you out of jail. What's going on with you?

...let's not get frisky.

...like I will.

...more than deserves...

...my way.

...now it's worth a lot of money. There you go.

...number 40, Derek Thompson.

...of an 18 year old phenom.

...of what happened with Tess? Listen... Excuse me.

...on the toothometer to see what it's worth...

...or maybe you'll blow the roof off the place, huh?

...or tell anyone you're a tooth fairy, your time will be extended indefinitely.

...or thought. Even before I met you.

...pink lady, little drummer boy...

...punk? Hey.

...Randy Harris!

...should I start with? Ha, ha, ha. Want another week?

...skates to the point, looking to set up a play.

...so get yourself over quick to 663 Shelter Cove.

...so I probably got a bad, uh, wing.

...somewhere in this country, there's a 7 year old

...start to get a little feisty with each other.

...the bag, the bomb...

...the big defenseman, Derek Thompson.

...the eyes of a shark, but, like...

...the juice, the bing, the bang, the Frisco special...

...the stuff, package...

...the Tooth Fairy...

...the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

...their abilities to imagine, are important?

...there's this talent show coming up at my school and...

...these.

...this thing will come in very handy. Yeah. Ah!

...thus make a mockery of everything we stand for...

...till he gets snapped up by the Kings.

...to actually call yourself a tooth fairy...

...to Derek Thompson, the Tooth Fairy.

...to go out the way I came in.

...to the Arrows. Donnelly is getting a breather, but having another great game.

...to the Hammer brothers. DEREK: They're still in town.

...Tooth Fairyland will cease to exist.

...upstairs. Oh, my gosh.

...when you're sleeping, takes the tooth...

...which by fairy law... Wait, is this because...

...which has given us a problem. Right.

...which I understand, but somewhere in there, you like me.

...which involves more responsibility.

...who run around the court in a poofy wig.

...why policemen or firemen don't get interrupted...

...with a lot of 13 year old guitarists.

...with both teams really digging for the puck.

...with the Ice Wolves still trailing one to nothing.

...you are hereby ordered to serve time as a tooth fairy.

...you could bring your guitar, and we could have a jam session.

...you do stuff like this.

...you're down to the minors with a blown out shoulder and nowhere to go.

...you're not exactly embracing the tooth fairy spirit.

...your job on the ice is to take care of him.

[2 UNLIMITED'S GET READY FOR THIS PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[ALL CLAMORING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[BAND PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

[CARLY & TESS LAUGHING]

[CARLY LAUGHING]

[CARLY LAUGHS]

[CAT MEOWS]

[CAT MEOWS]

[CAT MEOWS]

[CAT SCREECHES]

[CAT WHINES]

[CELL DOOR CLOSES]

[CELL DOOR CLOSES]

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

[CHEERING]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[CROWD BOOING]

[CROWD BOOING]

[CROWD BOOING]

[CROWD CHANTING AND CHEERING]

[CROWD CHANTING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD GASPS]

[CROWD GROANS]

[CROWD GROANS]

[CROWD GROANS]

[CROWD GROANS]

[CROWD MURMURING]

[DEREK CHUCKLES AND GRUNTS]

[DEREK CHUCKLES]

[DEREK CHUCKLES]

[DEREK CHUCKLES]

[DEREK CHUCKLING]

[DEREK GAGS]

[DEREK GROANING]

[DEREK GROANS]

[DEREK GRUNTING]

[DEREK LAUGHING]

[DEREK LAUGHS]

[DEREK LAUGHS]

[DEREK LAUGHS]

[DEREK SHRIEKS]

[DEREK SHRIEKS]

[DEREK SNEEZES]

[DEREK STAMMERS]

[DEREK WHIMPERING]

[DOG BARKING]

[DOG BARKING]

[DOG BARKS AND GROWLS]

[DOG GROWLING]

[DOG SNARLING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[DOOR CREAKS]

[DOORBELL RINGING]

[DOORBELL RINGING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]

[ENGINE KNOCKING]

[FAIRIES CHATTERING]

[FAIRIES CHATTERING]

[FAIRIES GRUNTING]

[FEIGNS LAUGHTER]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[GAGGING]

[GAGGING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GIGGLING]

[GIRL GIGGLING]

[GOALIE SHRIEKS, THEN BUZZER SOUNDS]

[GROANING]

[GROANS AND SIGHS]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS AND HAWKS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[HELMET CLATTERS]

[HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING]

[HONKING AND CHIRPING]

[HORN BLARES]

[HORN BLARES]

[HORN HONKING]

[IMITATES EGG CRACKING]

[IMITATES ELECTRIC GUITAR]

[IMITATES VAMPIRE] Ha, ha! The vampire has returned.

[IMITATES WINGS FLUTTERING]

[IMITATING VAMPIRE] Dracula's back from the dead.

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Does this tutu make my butt look big?

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] No, not really.

[IN CHILD'S VOICE] No more visit from the tooth fairy.

[IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE] Little bag. I don't know why I'm speaking like this.

[IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE] What did Ziggy give me?

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Ah.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] No, don't. No.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] So what?

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Sure. That's how the whole tooth thing works.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[KISSES]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[MAN GASPS]

[MEOW]

[MEOWS]

[MICK CHUCKLES]

[MICK LAUGHING]

[MOANS]

[MOUTHS] Please?

[MOUTHS] Stop.

[MUMBLES]

[NECK CRACKS]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PANTS AND WHIMPERS]

[PLAYERS LAUGHING]

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[PLAYING SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE]

[PLAYING SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE]

[PURRING]

[PURRING]

[RANDY CHUCKLES]

[RANDY SCREAMING]

[RANDY SOBBING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[RUMBLING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SMACKING LIPS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNIFFING AND WHIMPERING]

[SNIFFS]

[SNORING LIGHTLY]

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[SONG ENDS]

[THUD]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[TOOTH CLATTERS SOFTLY]

[TOOTH CLATTERS]

[TRACY LAUGHS]

[WHIMPERS]

[WHISPERS] Don't tell your mom I said that about girls.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WOMAN GASPING]

[YAWNS]

[YAWNS]

[YELLING IN DISTORTED VOICE]