Tooth Fairy (2010) Edit

A beauty makeover party.

Aah! It's a child! Why'd you hit the kid?

Aah! What are you doing?

Ah ah ah!

Ah, new kid. Yeah.

Ah, what a pretty girl's name you have.

Ah, you never know, kid. I just might surprise you.

Ah, you're 8. You're 8. Okay, well, here's the deal, Gabe.

Ah!

Ah! A dinosaur! No, it's not.

Ah. So you're saying you're not good enough.

All because, like an idiot, I bought into your tooth fairy garbage.

All right, I concede. It's real.

All right, let's see. What else?

All right, old man. Got a fresh pair of Depends on?

All right. Be right back.

All right. Good. You got the male version.

All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

All right. Okay.

All right. See you later, man.

All right. Well...

All right. Yeah.

All the parts that deeply offended you.

All we have is juice box here.

ALL: Hey. CARLY: Hi, guys.

ALL: Three! Aah!

Allegheny's got the puck in their own zone. They're crossing the blue line.

Although...

Always what?

Amnesia dust. Amnesia dust.

Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.

Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.

And begin your training. Training for what?

And Derek Thompson is still completely in the coach's doghouse.

And even if she doesn't, at least now she'II...

And here comes Thompson off the bench, replacing Goff.

And here they come!

And I haven't scored in years.

And I'm one of the unlucky ones.

And laughing at? Why aren't you afraid?

And nothing you love doing that much could ever be a waste of time.

And now, after signed, Your pal...

And some dang fool accused this guy of being the best.

And the puck is cleared out of their zone.

And then you never call, and when I do finally hear from you...

And they start their drive as the clock winds down.

And this, dude, trust me.

And you never will.

And you...

ANDREAS: He looks like a little girl hockey player.

ANNOUNCER: And here we go.

ANNOUNCER: As he has all game, Andreas Petrenko, the Mute Brute...

ANNOUNCER: Derek Thompson has not taken a shot in nine years.

ANNOUNCER: Donnelly jumps into the play...

ANNOUNCER: Donnelly shoots to his left.

ANNOUNCER: Donnelly's screaming for the puck, but Thompson won't give it up.

ANNOUNCER: He looks like he's got some jump back in those legs.

ANNOUNCER: He shoots! Nice save by Drah.

ANNOUNCER: He's making moves we haven't seen in a long time.

ANNOUNCER: Ice Wolves dump the puck into the Arrows' zone, change lines on the fly...

ANNOUNCER: In goal, number 32, Jonathan Quick.

ANNOUNCER: Now Donnelly clears himself off the boards and takes a pass in the slot.

ANNOUNCER: Off the face off, it's Plattsburgh with the puck.

ANNOUNCER: Oh, my! Thompson just got leveled.

ANNOUNCER: Oh! Donnelly takes a terrible fall.

ANNOUNCER: Ohh! COMMENTATOR: Ohh!

ANNOUNCER: Ohh! COMMENTATOR: Ohh!

ANNOUNCER: One twenty four left in the third period...

ANNOUNCER: The Ice Wolves dump the puck and look to make a line change.

ANNOUNCER: The Ice Wolves win the drop.

ANNOUNCER: The puck goes into the corner, where Nubin chases it down.

ANNOUNCER: There's a battle on the boards...

ANNOUNCER: This is it. Final minute regulation time.

ANNOUNCER: Thompson looks to pass.

ANNOUNCER: What action, eh, Hank?

Any assignment you miss, you get another week.

Anybody that can rehabilitate Mr. Thompson...

Are these...?

Are you growing...? Ew, ew. No. No.

Are you kidding me? Sometimes there's a double header.

Are you lost? Can we help you?

Are you out of your mind? I just lost everything that's important to me.

Are you trying to test me, kid? Get off the ice!

Aren't you a trainee? Isn't that breaking the rules?

Around the cones, around the cones. Quick feet, quick feet.

At right wing, number 13, John Zeiler. JERRY: Hey, excuse me. Hey, dude! Dude!

Aww.

Back behind the play, Jim, Petrenko got sucker punched...

Be good. Have fun. DEREK: Bye.

Be mad at me, I don't care. I have tenure.

Be nice. Be respectful. I just came out of a toilet.

Because children aren't believing as they used to.

Because I have 5, 10. I even got a 20. Derek.

Because those are french fries. No.

Believe me, I don't wanna talk about it either.

Big boy pound for trying to break the ice.

Big head! Really big head!

Both of you look beautiful. I'll call later. I'm sorry.

BOY: Hello, Mr. Thompson! MAN: Mr. Thompson.

Brilliant. How are you gonna get in? On a wing and a prayer. Ha, ha, ha.

Bring it on! Wimbledon!

Budget problems. Tracy will take care of it.

But I gotta go. Somebody's gotta poof me down.

But I took care of Carly, I dusted Randy...

But I'm doing it...

But I've got more penalty minutes than anyone else in the league. Yeah.

But listen, while he is here...

But the show hits you right back. Before you can say slap shot...

But there's no money. I looked.

But this autograph that says The Tooth Fairy

But, like, isn't your shoulder all healed now?

By the way, I can shrink myself down to 6 inches.

By the way, I need some more stuff. Stuff?

Bye, Randy. Bye.

Call me and find out.

Can I ask you something?

Can I get a little help here?

Can I write you a check?

Can we stop this now? Tck. Stop what?

Can you give me some Pepto? Of course, where is it?

CARLY: Derek?

CARLY: Derek? Oh, no! No.

CARLY: Hey, honey. How was your game?

CARLY: Hey, I have an idea.

CARLY: I'm home! Hello, gorgeous.

CARLY: No!

CARLY: Okay... DEREK: Bye.

CARLY: Super, thank you. I'll make it up to you.

CARLY: We're back! Hey, baby. We're up here.

CARLY: You could clean up a little.

Carly.

Caseworkers decide who can see us and who can't.

Cat Away. Important. If you're not a cat person...

Cats, mailmen, dogs that come up behind you.

Change! Change!

Close your eyes. Okay.

COACH: All right, here we go.

COACH: Come on, boys. Come on now.

COACH: Take him to the outside! Here we go.

Come cuddle with me.

Come here. Hm?

Come on, boys, use the body!

Come on, Tess. Tess, let's go.

Come on, walk with Jerry. Pbbt!

Come on, we'll jump into each other's hands.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. And how do I get big again?

Come on. I saved you a seat. Okay.

Come on. Over the fence. Ah! Oh!

Come on. The reason why there are so many unhappy people in the world:

Come with me, please.

COMMENTATOR: Ha ha. There's a familiar chant, Jim.

COMMENTATOR: I don't know. It looks to me like Thompson...

COMMENTATOR: I think he's going down. ANNOUNCER: No, he stays on his feet.

COMMENTATOR: Jim, it looked like Thompson was actually gonna shoot...

COMMENTATOR: No! He pulled up, Jim. He didn't throw a check.

COMMENTATOR: Oh ho ho! ANNOUNCER: Look at those moves.

COMMENTATOR: Ohh! What a hit!

COMMENTATOR: Penalty on number 14, Derek Thompson.

COMMENTATOR: Someone hit him? Anyone know who hit him?

COMMENTATOR: The Ice Wolves have less than a minute to score...

COMMENTATOR: Thompson was gonna clear Lembeck out...

COMMENTATOR: Thompson's rushing across the ice, and I don't think it's to make friends.

COMMENTATOR: What a hit on Thompson. What is he thinking?

COMMENTATOR: What happened there, Jim? Who hit him?

Committing first degree murder of fantasy...

Congratulations.

Cool.

Could we e mail or something? We should be able to e mail each other.

CROWD [CHANTING]: Mick the Stjck! Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick!

CROWD [CHANTING]: Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!

CROWD: Oh!

D.O.D.? Yeah.

DAD: It's okay, buddy, we're coming. Don't worry, sweetheart.

DAD: What did you see? BOY: It was a little tiny man.

DAD: What's going on? Are you okay? DEREK: Ow.

Delicate. Well done. I can't believe this is happening.

DEREK [IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE]: Kitty, be gone!

DEREK [IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE]: No, no, no!

DEREK [ON PHONE]: Hello? Hello.

Derek, don't the kids have, like, a piggy bank or something?

Derek, Mick Donnelly, our first line center. Mick, Derek.

DEREK: Ah! Ow!

DEREK: Ah! Ow! Ah!

DEREK: Ahem. Another tooth. Thank you.

DEREK: And another tooth.

DEREK: And your french fries are not powerful enough.

DEREK: Good time to learn.

DEREK: Hang on!

DEREK: Hey, I've been stepped on...

DEREK: How would you like a little amnesia dust?

DEREK: I hate this job.

DEREK: I'll tell you what's going on. TRACY: The sugar dumb fairy showed up.

DEREK: I'm coming! Hurry up.

DEREK: My wing. My wing.

DEREK: Nice doggy.

DEREK: No, not hurt in a way that you have to be worried.

DEREK: Oh, I'm embracing the fairy spirit, all right.

DEREK: Oh, yeah. Heh heh heh.

DEREK: Ooh hoo hoo.

DEREK: Where am I? Just go to the white light, my friend.

DEREK: Where you going?

DEREK: Yeah. COACH: Come on, Floyd.

Derek?

Derek.

Derek. Look, I'm sorry...

Did you hear that? Yes!

Did you hear what I said?

Did you play without a helmet or something? What is with you?

Disappear! Kitty, be gone!

Disappear.

Disbelief in fairy. Summons.

Do I not look official enough?

Do you blog? I'd love to read your blog. I do blog. Wanna read my blog?

Do you Facebook? I could poke you. I'd love to be poked!

Do you have a funny feeling...? Stop.

Do you know nothing about fairy evolution? Fairy evolution. Who wrote that...

Do you think I care? Ah, mama fairy. There is your tooth.

Do you wanna hang with me or do you wanna go get a beauty makeover?

Does whatever you want it to do. But you have to believe or it won't work.

Dog bark mints. Comes in very handy. For what?

Don't be a jerk, Ben. Your dad's waiting. We have to go.

Don't drop me. Yeah.

Don't get all dramatic. I'm her mother.

Don't get me started, homey. What is that? Your secret fairy jiving?

Don't hurt me, doggy.

Don't know. Everybody's got British accents.

Don't look. Everything's okay. Oh! Oh!

Don't peek. Okay.

Don't talk to me. Shut up. Why are you wet? Ugh!

Don't think about talking to her. You got it, loser?

Don't think about talking to her. You got it, loser?

Don't touch my pouch. All right. That was too much.

Donnelly circles around the Roughneck goal.

Donnelly steals the puck, and now he's rushing up the ice short handed.

Donnelly, you okay, kid?

Donnelly's rushing up the ice.

Donnelly's rushing up the ice.

Down the hatch.

Dreams are bad. They're bad.

Drink and fly?

Dude, there is a pill.

Dust, dust, dust. Up.

Eat it. Shut up.

Eh.

Even if I wanted to, I can't.

Everyone all right? DEREK: Really? What are you, fairy patrol?

Everyone's gonna laugh at me. Maybe I shouldn't do this.

Ew. Ugh. Oh. Right? Yes, thank goodness.

Excited to see you back in the NHL right where you belong.

Excuse me, Fairy Godmother? I have one last question.

F.O.A.?

Face off won by the Lumbermen.

Fairy fight!

FAIRY: Yes.

Fairyoke. Like karaoke isn't bad enough.

Find a dark jersey and hit it!

Fine. I'll be the best tooth fairy ever.

Fine. I'll wait.

Fine. Ooh hoo.

First round draft pick of the Devils, playing in the bigs.

Five minute major for boarding. FAN: Yeah!

Flush. No.

Flying object avoidance.

Flying? Ha. Bad wing, forget it.

For what?

French fries are fatal to vampires.

GABE: Can I have your autograph?

Get in there and tune up. Come on.

Get in there, Donnelly! Get in there!

Get out of here. Right now. Move it.

Get out. Fine.

Get ready.

Get your fairy hands off me. Is this fairy etiquette?

Give us a spin so I can see. How about I give you a spin with my fist?

Go ahead. Taste it.

Go back to the zoo.

Go get them.

Go get them.

Go, Randy! Yeah!

Go.

Good job, Timmy!

Good luck this afternoon. MICK: Thank you.

Good.

Great. Just what I need. I think it is what you need, friend.

Ha ha ha! You're a tooth fairy, buddy. I got my wings.

Ha, ha, ha. I like you, ooh.

Ha, ha, ha. It's like a whole new you.

Ha, ha! Shut up. Hey. My friend.

Ha, ha. No, no, no. It's unfair. No.

Ha, ha. You're good. She's a pro.

Had a bad day? I had a bad day, okay?

Hammer brothers are still in town.

He absolutely does, and you look... Gorgeous!

He fakes another defender, and here he comes.

He fakes another defender, and here he comes.

He has got such a major attitude problem.

He looks like a walking toothpick with the eyes of a big tuna.

He looks out front to pass. Now he kicks it off the board.

He looks to shoot!

He said that you were actually pretty cool.

He scores!

He shoots!

He steals the puck and now is barreling down the ice. Look at him go.

He took his cards. Is this guy serious?

He's going through the Roughnecks like they're a bunch of rented mules.

He's going through the Roughnecks like they're a bunch of rented mules.

He's gonna shoot!

He's got the defenseman beat. He shoots!

He's got the top shelf wide open.

He's killing them, making them wanna get run over by a Zamboni and die.

He's not gonna be here long...

He's relatively harmless.

He's still working on that hat trick.

He's your bodyguard.

Heh heh. Don't laugh at that.

Heh. Yeah.

Hello, fans. I'm Steve Levy coming to you from the wolf den...

Hello, Mr. Thompson. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Here it is. How did it get down there?

Here we go. Here we go. Come on, let's start up.

Here. You need this.

Hey, big daddy. Just wanna shake your hand. I don't want anything.

Hey, hey, hey, I'm the Tooth Fairy.

Hey, I was just wondering. What if we got married?

Hey, it's me. I'm good for it.

Hey, Mom. Derek got me a new guitar, and he's taking me to the talent show.

Hey, remember, you've got all of this. That is true.

Hey, watch it! Don't throw money!

Hey, what a surprise. It doesn't work. Your stuff stinks.

Hey! Get over here. I wanna talk to you.

Hey! Get over here. I wanna talk to you.

Hey! What are you doing? Get out here.

Hey! What are you doing? Get out here.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Did it make you feel good to lie to that kid?

Hi ya! Whoo!

Hi, boys. How'd it go? DEREK [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Hi.

Hi, Derek. Hi, gorgeous.

Hi, honey. Hi, Derek.

Hi, Randy. Hey, what's up?

Hi. You feeling any better?

Hm?

Hm. Who's T? I have no idea. I don't know.

Hmm, I'm not sure that's in the rules.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm. Uh oh.

Hold on one second.

Hope you're not hungry.

How about I just go tell my mom you're actually pretty cool...

How about you come over to my place, I could break out my old drum kit...

How could that not be a penalty? He just got crushed.

How disappointing.

How old are you? I'm 8.

How old are you? I'm 8.

How you gonna get the tooth? Maybe I'll wing it.

How...? How did you do that?

Huge.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Hm. And if you fail your terms of service...

I almost had a senior fairy moment. Don't you move.

I am so excited. Ha, ha, ha. Me too.

I believe in you, big daddy. I believe in you, Derek Thompson.

I bet you get a lot of chicks with that guitar.

I brought you a present. Guess what it is.

I can see hockey's been really good to you.

I can see. Oh, magic wand.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you showed up at the rink.

I can't breathe. That's too much.

I can't eat French fries.

I can't go another two weeks without it. Yes, you can, friend.

I can't see anything, give them back. That... It was a stupid idea.

I could just fly up into the air and do something crazy.

I couldn't find anything.

I didn't know you could shred. What do you want?

I didn't lie. You told the kid there was no tooth fairy.

I didn't realize you were even still playing, man.

I do. Come on.

I don't care.

I don't hate your chicken.

I don't know what that's about. What's that?

I don't know why you like this. You can't even see the ball.

I don't know.

I don't know. Am I home yet?

I don't think he's seen a second of ice time. COACH: Here we go, here we go.

I don't understand...

I don't wanna jump into your hands. Really? Come on. Let's get small.

I forgot. People forget.

I freaked. And, Carly, I love you so much.

I get down to that big. My feet dangle in the inkwell.

I get it. Dreams are good. For everyone.

I get to say when her childhood fantasies end, not you.

I go, Hey, I don't know. See, when you're married a long time...

I got an invitation to Fairyland. RANDY: Fairyland?

I got it. I got it.

I got so angry and frustrated.

I got what you need.

I gotta do this. Okay, I'm not gonna do it.

I hadn't finished speaking. Did I look as though I had finished speaking?

I hate this. I can't believe... Oh, my wing. My wing.

I have a lot of homework. Can I be excused?

I have a week and a half left. How am I supposed to do that?

I have another loose tooth. Good for you, honey.

I have to talk to you.

I have to tell you something.

I just can't.

I just met you. Plus, you lie to kids. Come on, we got business to do.

I just need the tooth. There's an alien on my porch.

I knew you had it in you.

I know.

I learned my lesson. Never buy black market stuff.

I like that slot too. You think I could be a famous rock star?

I like your chicken. I hate your brisket.

I like your costume.

I love my job!

I mean, an amazing pill.

I mean, he is killing that guitar.

I mean, something that small moving that fast...

I need one more run through... No, you don't.

I need some air. What?

I pledge allegiance to the tooth.

I really gotta go. Yeah. Could you wait just one second?

I said what if.

I said, let it go.

I smashed my guitar, remember?

I think the Tooth Fairy just got a taste of his own medicine.

I think you're ready to practice the F.O.A.!

I thought that was a dream. Think again.

I throw something at you, you get out of the way, okay?

I understand.

I used to be a big fan.

I wanna file a complaint now. You have another assignment.

I wanna tell you, but I can't.

I want you to meet the future of our franchise.

I was wondering, because you're getting along so well now...

I was wrong.

I was wrong.

I wonder if it would help...

I wouldn't even think about getting serious with you.

I, Derek Thompson. Swear to uphold and perform.

I'll be right back.

I'll call you when I'm bigger. I mean better.

I'll never forget you.

I'll say.

I'll shoe you some respect.

I'll take my glove away. Shh.

I'll tell you what I do know. I know that you don't have wings.

I'll tell you what. I will if you will.

I'm 230 pounds of man. It's gonna take more than eight fairies to get me.

I'm all right. I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm cranking this baby up. DEREK: Put me down.

I'm done being generous.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to bed. It's thanks to you.

I'm going to bed. No. Carly.

I'm gonna enjoy these. Don't rub it in.

I'm gonna introduce you to the Hammer brothers, Sledge and Jack.

I'm just here for the tooth, sir.

I'm just kidding, I gotta do it.

I'm much better Iooking than your mom's past boyfriends.

I'm not a winged fairy. I'm a caseworker fairy...

I'm not feeling well. Should I come...?

I'm not gonna be ready. I'll get up there and blow it.

I'm not well. I actually just have a few months to live.

I'm not. And they stuck you behind a desk.

I'm ready to go.

I'm scared of messing up and I'm scared of losing you.

I'm sentencing you to two weeks' tooth fairy duty.

I'm so glad you could share that with me.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry for interrupting you. I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry, I was just kidding. I can't believe you did this.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm...

I'm sure up here you have fairy duty or whatever it is you have.

I'm the king. You know what you are?

I'm the real tooth fairy.

I'm the tooth fairy! Ah!

I'm the tooth fairy.

I'm the tooth fairy. Shh!

I'm there. Ah! I'm not there.

I've got a coach breathing down my neck. I gotta patch things up with my girlfriend.

I've got an old hockey injury...

If they lead to unrealistic expectations, then yes.

If this trend continues...

If you want, I can give you a pamphlet.

Ignore my last comment.

Imagine these are your responsibilities and you're avoiding them.

In one of the most amazing shots I've ever seen, it ties it up at one all.

In order to pay your debt to humanity...

In the meantime, put some clothes on. We can still make the talent show, okay?

In the meantime, you just keep practicing because all that is just awesome.

Incredible!

Inspired. Brilliant.

Interrupting. Interrupting again. Unbelievable.

Invisibility spray.

Is he laughing?

Is it a puppy?

Is my surprise 6 foot 3 with dark brown eyes?

Is that it? You feeling lucky...

Is this gonna hurt? Let's hope so.

Is worth 10 bucks on eBay. Ten of these is 100 bucks, so I'm in.

It all started one night. I got a summons underneath my pillow.

It all started one night. I got a summons underneath my pillow.

It doesn't matter what you do in the show. You'll never be a famous rock star.

It doesn't work. It's broken.

It is happening, so get in the house and fetch the tooth.

It is, actually, okay?

It means one less game until I'm out and into the bigs.

It normally takes about an hour. Come on.

It sounds like you're gonna... I'll punch you in the nose.

It'll just be our secret, okay? Okay.

It's 3 feet high. You're 8 feet tall. Go back.

It's a long and delightful story. Where's the tooth?

It's a long and delightful story. Where's the tooth?

It's a two on one with Thompson of all people leading the rush.

It's about your body and how it's changing, isn't it?

It's automatic. From the moment you shrink, you start to regrow.

It's awesome.

It's been good. I'm the new blood of the team.

It's called a puck. Yeah, but you can't even see it.

It's Carly's house.

It's Hammer brother... Ohh!

It's just not the same.

It's like credit card debt, man. They just wanna keep you paying forever.

It's like your brain is in a penalty box, I'm telling you. And you got...

It's not every day the boss asks me to go off campus.

It's not funny. See the dog? His eyes were like that:

It's not supposed to be that easy, and you know it.

It's painless. You won't remember a thing.

It's the foundation that allows them to dream.

It's upstairs in the bathroom. It's way...

It's you.

It's your wings, Tracy.

JERRY: Fairy coming through.

Jerry. I'm gonna do it.

JOSH: Just fold so we can play. KYLE: Who takes the cards?

JOSH: Yeah, Derek. KYLE: Nice shot, dude.

JOSH: Yeah.

Just look at what you have done to this family.

Just shrink and slide in. Yeah, that's what anybody would do.

Just stay calm. 911? 911?

Just the tooth.

Keep your eyes closed. Okay.

Keeps picking up Radio Caliente.

Killing dreams.

Knocked out a couple of his teeth, crowd went crazy...

Know what, I'm a little tired. I'm gonna hang out, but I'll walk you guys out.

L... I don't know what I'm wearing. What are you wearing?

L... I tend not to do the whole physical contact thing.

Let it go.

Let me go to my car and get something, and I'll be right back.

Let me meet those guys.

Let's do this. TRACY: How? You can't fly.

LEVY: A confident, young hockey player.

LEVY: Has Thompson taken you under his wing?

Like Clapton or Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughan?

Lily is ticked off because she had to send another fairy to clean up your mess.

Lily tacked on another week, so well done.

LILY: All right. Thank you.

LILY: Thank you.

LILY: Um...

Listen, lower your expectations.

Listen, those things I said yesterday?

Listen, when I first started, I was a scorer.

Listen, you wanna play games? You can head over to the daycare center.

Look at Thompson, Jim.

Look at you now, huh? Do I know you?

Look of that. Me too. I'm not scared because it's aces over kings. Ha, ha, ha!

Look underneath the sink. Underneath the sink.

Look where it's gotten me.

Look, I put on my pajamas.

Look, I'm sorry l... Sorry is a beginning.

Looks like you've been dethroned.

Love to.

Magic generator button.

Man, you're good. But you're not gonna find out if you quit.

MAN: Chicken is fine.

MAN: I got the tooth! I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!

MAN: Thompson? Derek Thompson?

Maybe I am. Hold these, baby.

Maybe I breathe fire.

Maybe you didn't hear me. I said I've got a bad wing. I can't fly.

Me and flying is just not gonna happen.

Me?

Mick, change, change! PLAYER: Hit him, hit him!

Mick, get ready! Finally.

MICK: Hey, old man.

MICK: It's not a rivalry, you know. I respect my elders.

MICK: What is going on?

MICK: Whoa, Derek!

Mick? Yeah.

Mickey's open! Pass it! Pass.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm. Heh.

Mm hm. Okay. Well, see, Gabe...

Mm. Good tea? Refreshing.

Mm. Just take the money.

MOM: Honey, what's the matter? I saw something.

MOM: What's going on? What is it? Darling, we're coming.

Mommy, Derek is the tooth fairy.

Mommy, it's time for you to go now so Derek can start babysitting.

Mommy, my tooth came out. CARLY: Hey. Yay!

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

Money's heavy. Money's heavy.

Mr. Thompson, according to your caseworker...

Mr. Thompson...

My caseworker here has wing envy.

My girlfriend, those kids, and I probably hung up my skates for good.

My mom thinks I should play in it, and I'm kind of...

My wing. My wing.

My wings are new and ready to fly, and I like to do my own thing.

Never marry a leprechaun. Oh, the dream popper.

Nice kitty. Don't hurt me, kitty.

Nice?

Nice.

No child will ever again receive a visit from a tooth fairy. Ever.

No one likes your attitude.

No, for the night.

No, here. Give it a shot.

No, honey, I'm not talking about the hockey Tooth Fairy.

No, I can't leave now.

No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get it down.

No, I'll tell you what they did.

No, I'm just excited to see you because I believe in you, man.

No, I'm not nervous about us getting serious.

No, I'm Tracy. I'm your caseworker. What is this?

No, man, his wings are tattered.

No, no, I'm very busy right now. No autographs. I'm busy.

No, no, no. Either you come out or we're coming in.

No, no. I'm not going anywhere.

No, thank you. Thank you. Fairy Krishnas.

No, wise guy, it's not a puppy. It's one of my hockey sticks.

No, you don't. You hate this. Will you two stop it?

No, you gotta pay. It's not a socialist game, Castro.

No, you skirted quite a few rules tonight, Mr. Thompson.

No, you're not.

No? It's going away. I have to get back to practice.

No? Uh... Um...

No.

No. I...

No. No more stuff. Well, that's brilliant.

No. No, Jerry. I gotta do it.

No. No, no. I don't want another minute of this.

No. No, that is not okay.

No. Really? I'm just kidding.

No. That's not how it works.

No. What?

Not a vampire moment.

Not bad.

Not on the kid, on yourself.

Not that I'm interested. Just wondering, you know, how it felt.

Not true. It is true.

Nothing. You know, forget it. Can we go practice now?

Now it squirts loose, and the Ice Wolves have it.

Now let's introduce tonight's starting lineup for the Kings.

Now let's say you do make the NHL.

Now Thompson takes a pass right on his stick as Donnelly flashes into the play.

Now you can get out of here. Beat it.

Now, if you're gonna be a fairy, you gotta be ready.

Now, just hand over the tooth.

Of a tooth fairy.

Of a tooth fairy. And that I will not drink and fly.

Oh, and FYI, your sentence has been extended.

Oh, bull...

Oh, but first, you get to meet Jerry.

Oh, congrats.

Oh, great.

Oh, hey, and by the way, your all purpose magic generator button.

Oh, honey. You are so sick.

Oh, I know we'll see. Can you beat two pair?

Oh, I know you're right in front of me.

Oh, I love a cup of tea.

Oh, I'm well aware of his attitude, believe me.

Oh, it's not just us.

Oh, man.

Oh, maybe I could have a fairy bumper sticker.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my. No.

Oh, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

Oh, no, not until the child falls asleep. Till then, I'm afraid you have to wait.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. What is that?

Oh, really? I'm not leaving. Goodbye, Mr. Thompson.

Oh, so honors? Oh, a gift. Yeah. TRACY: I'm afraid not.

Oh, thank you, Jerry.

Oh, there you are. I couldn't find you. Hi.

Oh, tooth fairy. You know what? I got it.

Oh, yeah? What happens after strike three? Strike four.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You want a piece of this, huh?

Oh, you are such a big girl.

Oh, you like me. I know you like me.

Oh, you must have rolled over in your sleep and it fell on the floor.

Oh, you'll find out shortly. I love surprises.

Oh, you're kidding. Of course. Would I share that with you?

Oh! He takes the stick to the face.

Oh! He's got Coletta out of position and Donnelly moves around him.

Oh! Hits the crossbar.

Oh! I can't see. Can't see. Oh, dear.

Oh! What a hit!

Oh! Whoa!

Oh! Would you like a mint? I made them myself. Here.

Oh! Yes! Knock him on his bum.

Oh! Yes.

Oh.

Oh. And you get that head back to Easter Island.

Oh. Let's look together. I'm sure it's here somewhere.

Oh. Whew. Mm hm.

Ohh! Ohh! That is an incisor!

Okay, here's your tool pouch. Waterproof. A lot of compartments.

Okay, no, that's serious. That's serious.

Okay, okay, okay. All right.

Okay, so dreams are bad?

Okay? That's relatively idiot proof.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Big boy pound for not wanting to talk about puberty.

Okay. All right. Nothing else matters, right?

Okay. Explain to me one more time. Why can't you have wings?

Okay. Hello?

Okay. I'll take that deal.

Okay. I'm just gonna leave it right here.

Okay. It wasn't even close.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. You should shoe me some respect.

Okay. You tell me when to stop when the tooth fairy has been here.

On one condition: From now on, you follow the rules.

One day, I'm gonna play hockey in the big leagues just like you used to.

One night, I got into it with some meathead from New Haven.

Only a permit, but I'm on the way. You should be on your way out.

Only Coletta can get back. Let's go, Mick. Let's go, Mick.

Ooh, Training for what?

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. Big boy puts in all his big boy Doodles.

Open the door for the Tooth Fairy.