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Layer Cake (2004) Layer Cake is a gripping British crime thriller that hit the screens in 2004. Directed by Matthew Vaughn,

Layer Cake (2004)

Layer Cake is a gripping British crime thriller that hit the screens in 2004. Directed by Matthew Vaughn, the film follows a savvy cocaine dealer played by Daniel Craig, known only as "XXXX." Set in London's criminal underworld, XXXX discovers himself entangled in a complex web of double-crossing criminals, drug deals gone wrong, and the pursuit of a missing girl.

The cast of Layer Cake is filled with talented actors, including Sienna Miller, Michael Gambon, Tom Hardy, and Colm Meaney. Each character brings their unique energy and plays a crucial role in the intricate plot, ensuring the movie is a thrilling ride from start to finish.

Layer Cake presents a raw and gritty depiction of the criminal underworld, with a compelling script and remarkable performances. Its intense action sequences, suspenseful storyline, and memorable characters have made it a staple in the crime thriller genre.

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A shot at the title? A seat by the band?
A shot at the title? A seat by the band?
About how this hooligan outfit from down your end,
About how this hooligan outfit from down your end,
Actually volunteered to dispose of the body.
Actually volunteered to dispose of the body.
Adios, amigos.
Adios, amigos.
After sending us over in the first place.
After sending us over in the first place.
After that business with Kilburn Jerry...
After that business with Kilburn Jerry...
After we do the business, walk slowly back.
After we do the business, walk slowly back.
After your jolly little reunion the other day.
After your jolly little reunion the other day.
All because some kid was being ridden against his will by a psychotic lunatic.
All because some kid was being ridden against his will by a psychotic lunatic.
All right, mate. I'm the Duke's nephew.
All right, mate. I'm the Duke's nephew.
All right? Where do you want the money sent, lah?
All right? Where do you want the money sent, lah?
All right.
All right.
All the drugs and cash go through Gene.
All the drugs and cash go through Gene.
Although that one is really pretty. Is that Second World War?
Although that one is really pretty. Is that Second World War?
Always doing loads of drugs.
Always doing loads of drugs.
Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal.
Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal.
Always remember, the art of good business is being a good middleman.
Always remember, the art of good business is being a good middleman.
Always work in a small team.
Always work in a small team.
And after a couple of days, Eddie's little getting in and getting out speech
And after a couple of days, Eddie's little getting in and getting out speech
And avoid like the fucking plague
And avoid like the fucking plague
And don't be leaving it to that pair of ponces, Cody and Tiptoes,
And don't be leaving it to that pair of ponces, Cody and Tiptoes,
And in a week, it will be ready for collection,
And in a week, it will be ready for collection,
And puts your head through the window!
And puts your head through the window!
And then leave quietly forever.
And then leave quietly forever.
And what's the idea of telling Duke those pills ain't worth shit?
And what's the idea of telling Duke those pills ain't worth shit?
And you find peace with guns.
And you find peace with guns.
And you, fucking tell him now. What geezer?
And you, fucking tell him now. What geezer?
And you! Stay down! Stay down!
And you! Stay down! Stay down!
And you're the person I should talk to about the return of this cargo,
And you're the person I should talk to about the return of this cargo,
And you've forgotten what shit even looks like.
And you've forgotten what shit even looks like.
And, anyway, this Serbian maniac's in hot pursuit.
And, anyway, this Serbian maniac's in hot pursuit.
Another twisted bastard from the old neighbourhood.
Another twisted bastard from the old neighbourhood.
Anyway, I'll get to the point. I need a favour.
Anyway, I'll get to the point. I need a favour.
Are you enjoying this?
Are you enjoying this?
Are you fucking demented?
Are you fucking demented?
Are you listening? Find a buyer for those pills.
Are you listening? Find a buyer for those pills.
As do guns.
As do guns.
As if it was some little kiddie's piggy bank.
As if it was some little kiddie's piggy bank.
As long as you don't take the piss, people will always come back for more.
As long as you don't take the piss, people will always come back for more.
As you're driving it yourself, probably green.
As you're driving it yourself, probably green.
Asked me to fly to Zurich to see the minister,
Asked me to fly to Zurich to see the minister,
Baby, baby, baby, baby!
Baby, baby, baby, baby!
Bad juju.
Bad juju.
Bad news about our little venture, Jim.
Bad news about our little venture, Jim.
Bad.
Bad.
Because I am not a fucking prick.
Because I am not a fucking prick.
Because the other way is my friend takes you
Because the other way is my friend takes you
Because you make too much money for people like me.
Because you make too much money for people like me.
Been with him since way back.
Been with him since way back.
Being a cry baby. Threatening to offload those pills in 48 hours.
Being a cry baby. Threatening to offload those pills in 48 hours.
Being black was even worse than being Irish.
Being black was even worse than being Irish.
Best of luck.
Best of luck.
Between you and that gobshite Duke, he's promised Jimmy a bumper pay day.
Between you and that gobshite Duke, he's promised Jimmy a bumper pay day.
Big fat fucker. On little Jimmy's nest egg.
Big fat fucker. On little Jimmy's nest egg.
Black. Yeah, black.
Black. Yeah, black.
Black's the colour for a hearse or a taxi.
Black's the colour for a hearse or a taxi.
Boatman Paul gave me your number, in the end.
Boatman Paul gave me your number, in the end.
Boss wants to see you in his office.
Boss wants to see you in his office.
Brighton. She kept begging Kinky to go with her.
Brighton. She kept begging Kinky to go with her.
Bunch of under endowed, ageing fuck pigs.
Bunch of under endowed, ageing fuck pigs.
But for me this is all over. I'm getting out.
But for me this is all over. I'm getting out.
But he got unlucky because this lot are wanted for fucking war crimes.
But he got unlucky because this lot are wanted for fucking war crimes.
But he kept his mouth shut.
But he kept his mouth shut.
But how much can you spend in Parkhurst or the Scrubs, Gene?
But how much can you spend in Parkhurst or the Scrubs, Gene?
But I sees this geezer all in black. It's like something out of a kung fu film.
But I sees this geezer all in black. It's like something out of a kung fu film.
But I'll let Jimmy explain.
But I'll let Jimmy explain.
But I'll tell you,
But I'll tell you,
But I'm prepared to do you a favour.
But I'm prepared to do you a favour.
But I've always said, have a plan and stick to it.
But I've always said, have a plan and stick to it.
But I've checked you out, son. You're a smart boy.
But I've checked you out, son. You're a smart boy.
But I've come unstuck in my attempts to provide a spectacle for my chums.
But I've come unstuck in my attempts to provide a spectacle for my chums.
But if you ever have to kill somebody, never, ever tell a living soul.
But if you ever have to kill somebody, never, ever tell a living soul.
But it wasn't for me.
But it wasn't for me.
But let's forget about all that.
But let's forget about all that.
But never be too greedy.
But never be too greedy.
But she ain't behaving like a lady.
But she ain't behaving like a lady.
But they're nothing to do with the Duke.
But they're nothing to do with the Duke.
But this is now.
But this is now.
But we had nothing to do with the acquiring of said merchandise.
But we had nothing to do with the acquiring of said merchandise.
But why did you keep the gun?
But why did you keep the gun?
But you keep very, very bad company.
But you keep very, very bad company.
But you're not the first to point a gun at me.
But you're not the first to point a gun at me.
By the way, Jimmy would like to see you tomorrow for a spot of lunch.
By the way, Jimmy would like to see you tomorrow for a spot of lunch.
C'est la vie.
C'est la vie.
Calm down, Gazza. I'm sure Duke's just fine.
Calm down, Gazza. I'm sure Duke's just fine.
Calm down. You'll feel better once you've got your money.
Calm down. You'll feel better once you've got your money.
Can you find somebody for me really quickly?
Can you find somebody for me really quickly?
Can you see that guy on the left?
Can you see that guy on the left?
Champagne. Fucking good gear and all.
Champagne. Fucking good gear and all.
Charlie woke up, found him cold, freaked out, fucked off down to Brighton.
Charlie woke up, found him cold, freaked out, fucked off down to Brighton.
Charlie, bless her.
Charlie, bless her.
Chuck 'em a few quid, they'll cough.
Chuck 'em a few quid, they'll cough.
Clarkie, have a sniff about. Make some phone calls, but really quietly.
Clarkie, have a sniff about. Make some phone calls, but really quietly.
Clarkie.
Clarkie.
ClD was geezers you was at school with routine?
ClD was geezers you was at school with routine?
Climb a little higher, you take less shit.
Climb a little higher, you take less shit.
Close. No, I said it. James Lionel Price. Good boy.
Close. No, I said it. James Lionel Price. Good boy.
Cody's gonna find her.
Cody's gonna find her.
Come here. I have something for you.
Come here. I have something for you.
Come in. Sit down.
Come in. Sit down.
Come on up. I'll leave the door open.
Come on up. I'll leave the door open.
Come on, babe. You all right? Careful here, it's a bit wobbly.
Come on, babe. You all right? Careful here, it's a bit wobbly.
Come on, boys, lively, lively.
Come on, boys, lively, lively.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Convinced?
Convinced?
Crazy Larry was no fucking businessman.
Crazy Larry was no fucking businessman.
Delta Uniform...
Delta Uniform...
Depending which tariff you use,
Depending which tariff you use,
Did his bird. Earned a lot of respect for that.
Did his bird. Earned a lot of respect for that.
Did I fuck.
Did I fuck.
Do you know something we don't?
Do you know something we don't?
Do you know what a remora fish is?
Do you know what a remora fish is?
Do you know what? I fucking enjoyed that, brother.
Do you know what? I fucking enjoyed that, brother.
Don't ask me. I ain't fucking touching 'em.
Don't ask me. I ain't fucking touching 'em.
Don't be an idiot. Let me match his offer.
Don't be an idiot. Let me match his offer.
Don't be giving it the big fucking innocent, pal.
Don't be giving it the big fucking innocent, pal.
Don't be so conservative. Black's a splendid idea.
Don't be so conservative. Black's a splendid idea.
Don't bother me with details. Just tell me when they're done.
Don't bother me with details. Just tell me when they're done.
Don't do anything to draw attention to yourself.
Don't do anything to draw attention to yourself.
Don't go anywhere. Drink some more champagne.
Don't go anywhere. Drink some more champagne.
Don't keep fucking saying that to me!
Don't keep fucking saying that to me!
Don't move a muscle.
Don't move a muscle.
Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.
Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.
Don't run, whatever you do.
Don't run, whatever you do.
Don't think too long. Someone's gonna make a killing on these pills.
Don't think too long. Someone's gonna make a killing on these pills.
Don't worry about a table. We'll have room service.
Don't worry about a table. We'll have room service.
Don't worry about it, kidder. Man was a prick, anyway. Later.
Don't worry about it, kidder. Man was a prick, anyway. Later.
Don't you care about dead darkies, Albert?
Don't you care about dead darkies, Albert?
Don't you fucking talk to me like I'm some kind of mug.
Don't you fucking talk to me like I'm some kind of mug.
Don't you want to hear what Jimmy has to say about you?
Don't you want to hear what Jimmy has to say about you?
Don't, for fuck's sake, think these pills are worth millions.
Don't, for fuck's sake, think these pills are worth millions.
Dragan said he wanted the pills and the Duke. Where's the Duke?
Dragan said he wanted the pills and the Duke. Where's the Duke?
Dragan, I've been doing some checking.
Dragan, I've been doing some checking.
Dragan, the Duke is nothing to do with me.
Dragan, the Duke is nothing to do with me.
Dragan's killed Paul. He's done the Duke.
Dragan's killed Paul. He's done the Duke.
Drinks are on me. Drinks for everyone.
Drinks are on me. Drinks for everyone.
Drug money's easy money, not grief.
Drug money's easy money, not grief.
Drugs changed everything.
Drugs changed everything.
Duke and Slasher came by the office the other day.
Duke and Slasher came by the office the other day.
Duke, don't take this personally. It's business.
Duke, don't take this personally. It's business.
England! Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends.
England! Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends.
Especially you. I like it when you're drunk.
Especially you. I like it when you're drunk.
Everyone in Amsterdam believes that he has.
Everyone in Amsterdam believes that he has.
Everyone likes to walk through a door marked Private.
Everyone likes to walk through a door marked Private.
Everything was to your satisfaction?
Everything was to your satisfaction?
Everything's sweet. When can we meet?
Everything's sweet. When can we meet?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Find out where the Duke's holed up.
Find out where the Duke's holed up.
Flash young runt. One of the new breed, ain't he?
Flash young runt. One of the new breed, ain't he?
Flinging up skysc****rs. His wife's a proper blue blood.
Flinging up skysc****rs. His wife's a proper blue blood.
For once, you might be of some use.
For once, you might be of some use.
For smuggling two million quid's worth of puff.
For smuggling two million quid's worth of puff.
Forgive me for stating the obvious, but stay away from the end user.
Forgive me for stating the obvious, but stay away from the end user.
Freddie got three years for aiding and abetting.
Freddie got three years for aiding and abetting.
Freddie Hurst is still in intensive care
Freddie Hurst is still in intensive care
Freddie's in intensive care with a bit of a brain haemorrhage.
Freddie's in intensive care with a bit of a brain haemorrhage.
Fuck me, he's loaded.
Fuck me, he's loaded.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking get down! Get down now!
Fucking get down! Get down now!
Fucking hell, Duke.
Fucking hell, Duke.
Fucking hell. What you doing down this neck of the woods?
Fucking hell. What you doing down this neck of the woods?
Fucking jackpot. There's fucking millions of the fuckers in here.
Fucking jackpot. There's fucking millions of the fuckers in here.
Fucking rag head let slip, didn't he?
Fucking rag head let slip, didn't he?
Funnily enough, it was Jimmy who persuaded me.
Funnily enough, it was Jimmy who persuaded me.
Gazza, go and load them pills.
Gazza, go and load them pills.
Gazza, look at me. Put it down. You're gonna get us all shot.
Gazza, look at me. Put it down. You're gonna get us all shot.
Gazza, the Old Bill are outside!
Gazza, the Old Bill are outside!
Gazza, this place stinks. We want to get you out of here. 50 pence a pill.
Gazza, this place stinks. We want to get you out of here. 50 pence a pill.
Gene here is Jimmy's right hand man.
Gene here is Jimmy's right hand man.
Gene, let's listen to this shit.
Gene, let's listen to this shit.
Gene, that is a lot of pills. What's the tax on that?
Gene, that is a lot of pills. What's the tax on that?
Gene, what the fuck am I gonna do about these Serbs?
Gene, what the fuck am I gonna do about these Serbs?
Gene, who the fuck is Freddie?
Gene, who the fuck is Freddie?
Gene, why are we doing business with the Duke?
Gene, why are we doing business with the Duke?
Gene'll fill you in.
Gene'll fill you in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get out in the world, you take more shit.
Get out in the world, you take more shit.
Get the fucking money!
Get the fucking money!
Getting that smug fucking yuppie bastard to tell Duke those pills were useless,
Getting that smug fucking yuppie bastard to tell Duke those pills were useless,
Getting Trevor's man down here to shoot this Serb in a park!
Getting Trevor's man down here to shoot this Serb in a park!
Good news.
Good news.
Good times today, stupor tomorrow.
Good times today, stupor tomorrow.
Good. Paying your bit of straight goer's tax, eh?
Good. Paying your bit of straight goer's tax, eh?
Good. Tell Morty.
Good. Tell Morty.
Hang on, you've lost me now.
Hang on, you've lost me now.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Has met the development minister of some tin pot republic.
Has met the development minister of some tin pot republic.
Hashish and LSD arrived on the scene.
Hashish and LSD arrived on the scene.
Have a look at the geezer at the front, on the door.
Have a look at the geezer at the front, on the door.
Have a plan. Stick to it.
Have a plan. Stick to it.
Have you eaten? I'll have a Chinky sent up.
Have you eaten? I'll have a Chinky sent up.
He accused me of instigating it.
He accused me of instigating it.
He put yous together.
He put yous together.
He said you asked for his help.
He said you asked for his help.
He said, lf I catch you doing that again, I'll rub your fucking nose in it.
He said, lf I catch you doing that again, I'll rub your fucking nose in it.
He saw the future was drugs and it needed to be run like a business.
He saw the future was drugs and it needed to be run like a business.
He used to run with me, Morty and Jimmy in this real kamikaze firm.
He used to run with me, Morty and Jimmy in this real kamikaze firm.
He'll pick you up at nine in the morning. Gallows Corner. You know it?
He'll pick you up at nine in the morning. Gallows Corner. You know it?
He's a fucking maniac, a relic, a throw back, belongs to the Dark Ages.
He's a fucking maniac, a relic, a throw back, belongs to the Dark Ages.
He's a good mate of my uncle's, the Duke. He was just going.
He's a good mate of my uncle's, the Duke. He was just going.
He's got a few quid. He'll come in handy.
He's got a few quid. He'll come in handy.
He's just put a bullet between Lucky's eyes. I was there!
He's just put a bullet between Lucky's eyes. I was there!
He's my bridge to the criminal world, and he ensures that the traffic is one way.
He's my bridge to the criminal world, and he ensures that the traffic is one way.
He's no killer. Somebody's made a mistake.
He's no killer. Somebody's made a mistake.
He's probably having a night out while us mugs babysit these.
He's probably having a night out while us mugs babysit these.
He's talking shit. Get to Brighton and finish the job.
He's talking shit. Get to Brighton and finish the job.
He's watching our every move. Who's next, me?
He's watching our every move. Who's next, me?
Heading for the capital with little resistance.
Heading for the capital with little resistance.
Hello, Freddie.
Hello, Freddie.
Hello, it's me. It's me. Shut up and listen.
Hello, it's me. It's me. Shut up and listen.
Hello, may I help you?
Hello, may I help you?
Hello, Slavo. Yeah, this is Duke.
Hello, Slavo. Yeah, this is Duke.
Hello, young man. Thank you for coming at such short notice.
Hello, young man. Thank you for coming at such short notice.
Hello. Ambulance, please.
Hello. Ambulance, please.
Hello. Look who it is. Sit down. Do join us.
Hello. Look who it is. Sit down. Do join us.
Help yourself.
Help yourself.
Here you are. Payment.
Here you are. Payment.
Here, chill. Have a pill.
Here, chill. Have a pill.
Here, couldn't make it five, could you...
Here, couldn't make it five, could you...
Here, let me see if it's loaded.
Here, let me see if it's loaded.
Here, Morty, couldn't spare us a few quid, for old times' sake?
Here, Morty, couldn't spare us a few quid, for old times' sake?
Here, wait, listen to this.
Here, wait, listen to this.
Hey, I love you, man.
Hey, I love you, man.
Hey, point it upwards.
Hey, point it upwards.
Hopefully, it'll be mayhem.
Hopefully, it'll be mayhem.
How did that other errand go?
How did that other errand go?
How did you get this number?
How did you get this number?
How do you think these fuckers earn a living?
How do you think these fuckers earn a living?
How is it with that **** accountant I put your way?
How is it with that **** accountant I put your way?
How much are we talking?
How much are we talking?
How much money there is to be made: not millions, fucking billions.
How much money there is to be made: not millions, fucking billions.
How you doing? What you doing here?
How you doing? What you doing here?
Hugo, follow me.
Hugo, follow me.
Hunt her down like some lost mongrel.
Hunt her down like some lost mongrel.
I believe you have some property that belongs to my employer,
I believe you have some property that belongs to my employer,
I can and I do.
I can and I do.
I can point you towards your boss's merchandise.
I can point you towards your boss's merchandise.
I could get the 13.10 home from here.
I could get the 13.10 home from here.
I did you a big fucking favour letting you know about Jimmy.
I did you a big fucking favour letting you know about Jimmy.
I didn't have any problem doing him.
I didn't have any problem doing him.
I do his dirty work.
I do his dirty work.
I don't believe this. Captain's gonna go fucking spare!
I don't believe this. Captain's gonna go fucking spare!
I don't care. This is my boat yard.
I don't care. This is my boat yard.
I don't give a fuck!
I don't give a fuck!
I don't know what you two are doing. We can talk about it tomorrow.
I don't know what you two are doing. We can talk about it tomorrow.
I don't know. I goofed out myself.
I don't know. I goofed out myself.
I don't need to know. It's none of my business.
I don't need to know. It's none of my business.
I don't think anybody gives a fuck about spades shooting spades.
I don't think anybody gives a fuck about spades shooting spades.
I don't want a bunce. I want him out of the way.
I don't want a bunce. I want him out of the way.
I don't want to add my name to that list.
I don't want to add my name to that list.
I find it very relaxing. Good for meditation.
I find it very relaxing. Good for meditation.
I fucking hope not. Are you trying to scare the shit out of me?
I fucking hope not. Are you trying to scare the shit out of me?
I fucking told you to do it!
I fucking told you to do it!
I got word they were planning a push.
I got word they were planning a push.
I hate guns. And violence.
I hate guns. And violence.
I have to box clever with those college boys from Anti Corruption.
I have to box clever with those college boys from Anti Corruption.
I hear you're doing business with my uncle, the Duke.
I hear you're doing business with my uncle, the Duke.
I hope you didn't feel too summoned. How are you?
I hope you didn't feel too summoned. How are you?
I hope you don't tell the other guns you've got favourites.
I hope you don't tell the other guns you've got favourites.
I know him from somewhere. This could get messy.
I know him from somewhere. This could get messy.
I like to invite Jimmy. Some of my friends find him absurdly hilarious.
I like to invite Jimmy. Some of my friends find him absurdly hilarious.
I mean, I fucking hate guns.
I mean, I fucking hate guns.
I need someone who's a bit cute, a smooth operator.
I need someone who's a bit cute, a smooth operator.
I own a share in a very successful letting agency.
I own a share in a very successful letting agency.
I really think we should keep all of this to ourselves, right?
I really think we should keep all of this to ourselves, right?
I reckon they've gone back to London.
I reckon they've gone back to London.
I said do you want a line?
I said do you want a line?
I saw it with my own eyes, man.
I saw it with my own eyes, man.
I set him up with that slippery accountant in the first place.
I set him up with that slippery accountant in the first place.
I should've told you this earlier.
I should've told you this earlier.
I think I'm entitled. Simple. End of.
I think I'm entitled. Simple. End of.
I think this is them now.
I think this is them now.
I think you owe me.
I think you owe me.
I thought he might put some volatile psychopath on the job.
I thought he might put some volatile psychopath on the job.
I told you he was trouble. But he ain't gonna drag me down with him.
I told you he was trouble. But he ain't gonna drag me down with him.
I told you, lah. I'm still thinking.
I told you, lah. I'm still thinking.
I usually kill for less. I want my cargo and the Duke.
I usually kill for less. I want my cargo and the Duke.
I want him away for 1 2.
I want him away for 1 2.
I want Jimmy brought here right now, yeah?
I want Jimmy brought here right now, yeah?
I want those pills and that fucking idiot out of here now.
I want those pills and that fucking idiot out of here now.
I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny.
I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny.
I wouldn't know where to begin.
I wouldn't know where to begin.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be very, very unhappy if you don't sell 'em to me.
I'll be very, very unhappy if you don't sell 'em to me.
I'll give you a clue. Eddie Temple. Does that name mean anything to you?
I'll give you a clue. Eddie Temple. Does that name mean anything to you?
I'll have some binoculars. I'll give you a little signal.
I'll have some binoculars. I'll give you a little signal.
I'll keep an eye open. Must dash off. Get home. Wash and brush up.
I'll keep an eye open. Must dash off. Get home. Wash and brush up.
I'll let you know as soon as I do. Again, I am sorry about Lucky.
I'll let you know as soon as I do. Again, I am sorry about Lucky.
I'll meet you at Greenwich Park Observatory.
I'll meet you at Greenwich Park Observatory.
I'll meet you at...
I'll meet you at...
I'll see you at the yard tomorrow. Say, four.
I'll see you at the yard tomorrow. Say, four.
I'll squeeze some orange juice and we'll talk about this like adults.
I'll squeeze some orange juice and we'll talk about this like adults.
I'll treat tomorrow's lunch like a Last Supper, feign interest in his tales.
I'll treat tomorrow's lunch like a Last Supper, feign interest in his tales.
I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.
I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.
I'm all right, mate, yeah.
I'm all right, mate, yeah.
I'm beginning to feel left out.
I'm beginning to feel left out.
I'm in the best of health, Mr Temple. Thank you for asking.
I'm in the best of health, Mr Temple. Thank you for asking.
I'm Jimmy's old colleague, Eddie Temple.
I'm Jimmy's old colleague, Eddie Temple.
I'm keeping those pills for myself, by way of compensation.
I'm keeping those pills for myself, by way of compensation.
I'm not against it.
I'm not against it.
I'm not happy.
I'm not happy.
I'm sorry about that. I won't be around for a while.
I'm sorry about that. I won't be around for a while.
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I've also got a little business more in your usual line.
I've also got a little business more in your usual line.
I've been thinking, after our chat the other day.
I've been thinking, after our chat the other day.
I've got Gene coming down with a buyer. You'll be in your whack.
I've got Gene coming down with a buyer. You'll be in your whack.
I've got one for you. Plucked and ready for the pot.
I've got one for you. Plucked and ready for the pot.
I've got some samples. I'll stay in touch through Gene, OK?
I've got some samples. I'll stay in touch through Gene, OK?
I've known Jimmy Price for 45 years.
I've known Jimmy Price for 45 years.
If he's got a kilo of class A, he's looking at double figures.
If he's got a kilo of class A, he's looking at double figures.
If he's lying, we'll both fucking kill him.
If he's lying, we'll both fucking kill him.
If I do not get my cargo back, you're a dead man.
If I do not get my cargo back, you're a dead man.
If I find you trying to find her,
If I find you trying to find her,
If I sold them to you, I'd have to disappoint him. And he is definitely not...
If I sold them to you, I'd have to disappoint him. And he is definitely not...
If this thing finishes here, now, today. Understand?
If this thing finishes here, now, today. Understand?
If we miss this tide, we're not going anywhere till daylight.
If we miss this tide, we're not going anywhere till daylight.
If you do it near me, I'll put you in a fucking wheelchair.
If you do it near me, I'll put you in a fucking wheelchair.
If you do, you'll wish this Dragan had shot you between the eyes, understand?
If you do, you'll wish this Dragan had shot you between the eyes, understand?
If you find Charlotte, he's got his hostage.
If you find Charlotte, he's got his hostage.
If you have us over, I swear by fucking almighty God, I'll call the fucking law.
If you have us over, I swear by fucking almighty God, I'll call the fucking law.
If you seek peace, plan for war.
If you seek peace, plan for war.
If you two can't make music, he's gonna want his whack out either way.
If you two can't make music, he's gonna want his whack out either way.
If you want any running about, I'm your man...
If you want any running about, I'm your man...
If you're gonna hang around in this game, that's where you've got to be.
If you're gonna hang around in this game, that's where you've got to be.
In a drunken, drug induced stupor.
In a drunken, drug induced stupor.
In fact, you're gonna be climbing the walls any minute, aren't you?
In fact, you're gonna be climbing the walls any minute, aren't you?
In his own backyard. It was this sly bastard.
In his own backyard. It was this sly bastard.
In it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name.
In it for the glory, to be a face, to be a name.
In our case, that's Mr Jimmy Price. He's the top of the pyramid.
In our case, that's Mr Jimmy Price. He's the top of the pyramid.
In the form of a nice, clean cheque for a round million.
In the form of a nice, clean cheque for a round million.
In those days, we were headed up by this guy called Crazy Larry.
In those days, we were headed up by this guy called Crazy Larry.
In unsolved homicide of Lawrence Gower aka Crazy Larry Flynn.
In unsolved homicide of Lawrence Gower aka Crazy Larry Flynn.
Iooking for revenge. Look at 'em.
Iooking for revenge. Look at 'em.
Ioud, attention seeking wannabe gangsters,
Ioud, attention seeking wannabe gangsters,
Is lopping people's heads off then fetching them back to his boss.
Is lopping people's heads off then fetching them back to his boss.
Is that you, the flash runt who thinks he's retiring?
Is that you, the flash runt who thinks he's retiring?
Is that you?
Is that you?
Is this for me?
Is this for me?
Isn't she?
Isn't she?
It ain't like your lot in the old days.
It ain't like your lot in the old days.
It ain't worth the grief. We've gone underground, off the radar.
It ain't worth the grief. We've gone underground, off the radar.
It doesn't matter what I do. This lot are gonna come after you.
It doesn't matter what I do. This lot are gonna come after you.
It doesn't matter. I've got work to do.
It doesn't matter. I've got work to do.
It doesn't work like that!
It doesn't work like that!
It gives me an honest income. Looks good on the self assessment.
It gives me an honest income. Looks good on the self assessment.
It is only very, very stupid people who think the law is stupid.
It is only very, very stupid people who think the law is stupid.
It is vital that we work to a few golden rules.
It is vital that we work to a few golden rules.
It pays me to keep an eye on him.
It pays me to keep an eye on him.
It seems so. Your pills are in the back. Help yourself.
It seems so. Your pills are in the back. Help yourself.
It was demonised by Daily Mail readers getting drunk in naff wine bars.
It was demonised by Daily Mail readers getting drunk in naff wine bars.
It would be in your interests
It would be in your interests
It's a bit unusual for you. What's going on?
It's a bit unusual for you. What's going on?
It's all about honour and respect.
It's all about honour and respect.
It's called sacrifice, son. Ask Gene. Ask Morty.
It's called sacrifice, son. Ask Gene. Ask Morty.
It's Conditions Red down there.
It's Conditions Red down there.
It's just that things have gone a little bit slightly turbo this end.
It's just that things have gone a little bit slightly turbo this end.
It's like being out with a pair of kids.
It's like being out with a pair of kids.
It's like selling anything:
It's like selling anything:
It's no coincidence I met them at your tournament.
It's no coincidence I met them at your tournament.
It's only a cheeky half mill, Jim.
It's only a cheeky half mill, Jim.
It's only been three days. What's the fucking hurry?
It's only been three days. What's the fucking hurry?
It's up to you. You're the client.
It's up to you. You're the client.
Jimmy never liked Larry.
Jimmy never liked Larry.
Jimmy thought he'd keep Charlotte hostage while you went to get his money.
Jimmy thought he'd keep Charlotte hostage while you went to get his money.
Jimmy trusts him with his life.
Jimmy trusts him with his life.
Jimmy wants 50% netto.
Jimmy wants 50% netto.
Jimmy was skint, huh?
Jimmy was skint, huh?
Jimmy, as usual on the lookout for titbits,
Jimmy, as usual on the lookout for titbits,
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Just because you pay a fiver a pop down the local cattle market,
Just because you pay a fiver a pop down the local cattle market,
Just like the old days, Shanks. A nice bit of armed robbery.
Just like the old days, Shanks. A nice bit of armed robbery.
Keep a very low profile. Only deal with people who come recommended.
Keep a very low profile. Only deal with people who come recommended.
Keep Mr McGuire posted.
Keep Mr McGuire posted.
Kilburn Jerry.
Kilburn Jerry.
Kinky overdosed. He always was a greedy fucker.
Kinky overdosed. He always was a greedy fucker.
Kinky.
Kinky.
Kinky.
Kinky.
Knobheads. Helmets off.
Knobheads. Helmets off.
Know and respect your enemy.
Know and respect your enemy.
Larry made enemies very easy. Took liberties with too many straight lads.
Larry made enemies very easy. Took liberties with too many straight lads.
Larry.
Larry.
Last weekend, right?
Last weekend, right?
Leave it to me, lads. I'll explain to lnspector Cox
Leave it to me, lads. I'll explain to lnspector Cox
Let me state my position.
Let me state my position.
Let's eat.
Let's eat.
Let's have a cup of tea, Mr Hurst.
Let's have a cup of tea, Mr Hurst.
Let's have a little recce.
Let's have a little recce.
Life is so fucking good, I can taste it in my spit.
Life is so fucking good, I can taste it in my spit.
Like a blood brother. We were at school together.
Like a blood brother. We were at school together.
Listen to me, Morty. I got a call from a cozzer we've got bent.
Listen to me, Morty. I got a call from a cozzer we've got bent.
Listen, I just had a phone call from Gazza.
Listen, I just had a phone call from Gazza.
Listen, I've got one for you.
Listen, I've got one for you.
Listen, son. Let me explain something to you.
Listen, son. Let me explain something to you.
Listen. I know it's not your thing.
Listen. I know it's not your thing.
Listen. Listen to me.
Listen. Listen to me.
Little Jimmy was so stupid, he thought he couldn't lose either way.
Little Jimmy was so stupid, he thought he couldn't lose either way.
Long live the king.
Long live the king.
Look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a girl to do?
Look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a girl to do?
Look at that wrong 'un waving his money around. It ain't right.
Look at that wrong 'un waving his money around. It ain't right.
Look, I'm gonna freshen these teas up. They're cold.
Look, I'm gonna freshen these teas up. They're cold.
Look, there's Amsterdam, and there's Oofdorfe...dorfe.
Look, there's Amsterdam, and there's Oofdorfe...dorfe.
Look...
Look...
Love a bit of cloak and dagger, this lot.
Love a bit of cloak and dagger, this lot.
Lovely, isn't she? Isn't she a darling?
Lovely, isn't she? Isn't she a darling?
Man sells his soul to the devil. All ends in tears. These arrangements usually do.
Man sells his soul to the devil. All ends in tears. These arrangements usually do.
Mass murder, ethnic cleansing. They're lunatics.
Mass murder, ethnic cleansing. They're lunatics.
Mate, look, that parcel of pills has got to be worth five million easy.
Mate, look, that parcel of pills has got to be worth five million easy.
Maybe he's grateful. He fucking should be.
Maybe he's grateful. He fucking should be.
Maybe someone made a better offer. Forget about it.
Maybe someone made a better offer. Forget about it.
Maybe this Dragan geezer's already found the Duke and done the business.
Maybe this Dragan geezer's already found the Duke and done the business.
Mechanics. They got a ringing coup going on.
Mechanics. They got a ringing coup going on.
Member of the Regional Crime Squad. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
Member of the Regional Crime Squad. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
Monday. No, Tuesday, probably.
Monday. No, Tuesday, probably.
Morty and his assistant Terry, they watch my back.
Morty and his assistant Terry, they watch my back.
Morty did ten years because Freddie Hurst fell asleep?
Morty did ten years because Freddie Hurst fell asleep?
Morty learnt caution the hard way. He did ten years inside.
Morty learnt caution the hard way. He did ten years inside.
Morty was still shut up in the van with the headless body of Kilburn Jerry.
Morty was still shut up in the van with the headless body of Kilburn Jerry.
Morty, out of some mad fucking sense of loyalty,
Morty, out of some mad fucking sense of loyalty,
Morty! Morty!
Morty! Morty!
Morty.
Morty.
Mr Lucky does a drop of freelance work.
Mr Lucky does a drop of freelance work.
Mr Lucky.
Mr Lucky.
Mr Mortimer reckons
Mr Mortimer reckons
Mr Price is in the Oval Room.
Mr Price is in the Oval Room.
Mr Temple.
Mr Temple.
Mr Troop could find anyone on the planet in ten minutes flat.
Mr Troop could find anyone on the planet in ten minutes flat.
Mr Troop made it for me.
Mr Troop made it for me.
My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
My name...?
My name...?
Nearly took my hand off. He's putting the money together now.
Nearly took my hand off. He's putting the money together now.
No fucking problem. Boys will be boys.
No fucking problem. Boys will be boys.
No harm in it, I suppose. Times change.
No harm in it, I suppose. Times change.
No head. But things went a bit wrong.
No head. But things went a bit wrong.
No wonder it took him 60 years to write it.
No wonder it took him 60 years to write it.
No, I didn't think you were.
No, I didn't think you were.
No, I haven't. He's in here.
No, I haven't. He's in here.
No, I'm fine, thank you.
No, I'm fine, thank you.
No, I've already got a buyer.
No, I've already got a buyer.
No, mate. You knock yourself out.
No, mate. You knock yourself out.
No, no. The gun. The fucking gun was the same.
No, no. The gun. The fucking gun was the same.
No, over by Greenwich market. So you can relax. It's just the two of us.
No, over by Greenwich market. So you can relax. It's just the two of us.
No, we got the parcel.
No, we got the parcel.
No. On the contrary. Take it as a compliment.
No. On the contrary. Take it as a compliment.
Not a fucking clue. None of them speak English.
Not a fucking clue. None of them speak English.
Not a two a penny loud mouth. Too many grasses around.
Not a two a penny loud mouth. Too many grasses around.
Not for me.
Not for me.
Not round here, I hope.
Not round here, I hope.
Nothing personal, but I don't trust you.
Nothing personal, but I don't trust you.
Nothing. No, I was just lying in bed, wondering what to do.
Nothing. No, I was just lying in bed, wondering what to do.
Now and then we're asked to do something beyond the call of duty.
Now and then we're asked to do something beyond the call of duty.
Now he's a right wheeler dealer.
Now he's a right wheeler dealer.
Now they're my biggest clients.
Now they're my biggest clients.
Now your problem is how to get your ill gotten gains in.
Now your problem is how to get your ill gotten gains in.
Now, I explained that wasn't possible. We thought we'd bought a government.
Now, I explained that wasn't possible. We thought we'd bought a government.
Now, if Freddie dies, you're either in the dock with Morty
Now, if Freddie dies, you're either in the dock with Morty
Now, listen. Don't do anything stupid, Gazza.
Now, listen. Don't do anything stupid, Gazza.
Now, this favour. It's not for me, truth be told. It's for a good friend of mine.
Now, this favour. It's not for me, truth be told. It's for a good friend of mine.
Now.
Now.
Of Jimmy and a cozzer called Albie Carter.
Of Jimmy and a cozzer called Albie Carter.
Of very high levels of MDMA, OK?
Of very high levels of MDMA, OK?
Oh, don't go getting Duke at it. Jimmy doesn't want him fucked about, OK?
Oh, don't go getting Duke at it. Jimmy doesn't want him fucked about, OK?
Oh, don't start, the pair of you.
Oh, don't start, the pair of you.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, fucking hell.
Oh, fucking hell.
Oh, leave it off, Sidney. He's driving me fucking mad.
Oh, leave it off, Sidney. He's driving me fucking mad.
Oh, right. Some nosy ex policeman, still on the Scotland Yard payroll?
Oh, right. Some nosy ex policeman, still on the Scotland Yard payroll?
Oh, very nice. I suppose this is the boyfriend?
Oh, very nice. I suppose this is the boyfriend?
Oh, yeah? What's that?
Oh, yeah? What's that?
Oh, yeah. Driving a bright yellow Range Rover. Very subtle.
Oh, yeah. Driving a bright yellow Range Rover. Very subtle.
OK, Mr Temple. Three million. Done.
OK, Mr Temple. Three million. Done.
OK, we accept that.
OK, we accept that.
OK.
OK.
OK. OK, I'm sorry. I was just saying...
OK. OK, I'm sorry. I was just saying...
OK. Yes, I will do. Bye bye.
OK. Yes, I will do. Bye bye.
One day, it will be you sitting here telling some young Turk the facts of life.
One day, it will be you sitting here telling some young Turk the facts of life.
One million?
One million?
One moment, Mr Troop. I want to hear what this bastard has to say for himself.
One moment, Mr Troop. I want to hear what this bastard has to say for himself.
One more thing, young man.
One more thing, young man.
One recovered cartridge casing.
One recovered cartridge casing.
Open this fucking door!
Open this fucking door!
Opera tonight. The Damnation of Faust.
Opera tonight. The Damnation of Faust.
Or me.
Or me.
Or to give her her correct moniker, Charlie Spencer Temple.
Or to give her her correct moniker, Charlie Spencer Temple.
Or you're in the witness box putting him away. Think about that.
Or you're in the witness box putting him away. Think about that.
Patience.
Patience.
Patience. All good things come to those who wait.
Patience. All good things come to those who wait.
Paul and the tide ain't gonna wait.
Paul and the tide ain't gonna wait.
Paul the boatman was topped last night. I've got to get on my toes sharpish.
Paul the boatman was topped last night. I've got to get on my toes sharpish.
Paul the boatman.
Paul the boatman.
Paul, you ain't being paid to moan. You're being paid to get my cargo home.
Paul, you ain't being paid to moan. You're being paid to get my cargo home.
Paul's dead, Jimmy's dead. Duke and Slasher, fuck knows where they are.
Paul's dead, Jimmy's dead. Duke and Slasher, fuck knows where they are.
Paulie would've told him anything, then, wouldn't he?
Paulie would've told him anything, then, wouldn't he?
Pay him. In full, on time, without fail, no short counts.
Pay him. In full, on time, without fail, no short counts.
Please, follow me, gentlemen.
Please, follow me, gentlemen.
Poor little Jimmy.
Poor little Jimmy.
Probably.
Probably.
Profits, shares, long term investments, short term investments.
Profits, shares, long term investments, short term investments.
Putting people together. I'll always thank Eddie for telling me that.
Putting people together. I'll always thank Eddie for telling me that.
Quit while you're ahead.
Quit while you're ahead.
Read it. Read it out loud.
Read it. Read it out loud.
Read the fucking ballistics report.
Read the fucking ballistics report.
Really?
Really?
Reckons he can just waltz off into retirement.
Reckons he can just waltz off into retirement.
Recreational Drugs plc. Giving people what they want.
Recreational Drugs plc. Giving people what they want.
Remember, it's a stroll in the park.
Remember, it's a stroll in the park.
Right, expansive. Good answer.
Right, expansive. Good answer.
Right, so, was Charlie here with Kinky?
Right, so, was Charlie here with Kinky?
Right.
Right.
Say hello from me next time you see him.
Say hello from me next time you see him.
See you at Stoke Park at one.
See you at Stoke Park at one.
See you tomorrow at dusk by the statue. Remember, I will be watching you.
See you tomorrow at dusk by the statue. Remember, I will be watching you.
Seems they sent our friend out for something to eat.
Seems they sent our friend out for something to eat.
She didn't mean that. She's upset.
She didn't mean that. She's upset.
She got loved up in there with some fucking low life crackhead called Kinky.
She got loved up in there with some fucking low life crackhead called Kinky.
She's a proper beauty, Charlie.
She's a proper beauty, Charlie.
She's done a runner from a drug rehabilitation unit in the West Country.
She's done a runner from a drug rehabilitation unit in the West Country.
She's hooked on the white powder and loves a wrong 'un.
She's hooked on the white powder and loves a wrong 'un.
She's off to Arizona for a course of intense treatment.
She's off to Arizona for a course of intense treatment.
Should be a doddle. All the same, junkies and crackheads.
Should be a doddle. All the same, junkies and crackheads.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up and listen. No more insults, no more games.
Shut up and listen. No more insults, no more games.
Shut up or I'll be the last.
Shut up or I'll be the last.
Shut up, you soppy wanker.
Shut up, you soppy wanker.
Siddy, baby, I could do with a livener.
Siddy, baby, I could do with a livener.
Sidney, Duke's nephew is working down by Greenwich Market. Go and look.
Sidney, Duke's nephew is working down by Greenwich Market. Go and look.
Sidney, I've told you, stop answering my phone, OK?
Sidney, I've told you, stop answering my phone, OK?
Sidney, it's been great. I'll see you, man. Thanks for the champagne.
Sidney, it's been great. I'll see you, man. Thanks for the champagne.
Sidney, remember? Yellow Range Rover?
Sidney, remember? Yellow Range Rover?
Sidney. Yes. Hello, mate. How are you? I'm just off. Have a nice night.
Sidney. Yes. Hello, mate. How are you? I'm just off. Have a nice night.
Sit down, lah. Let's not be too hasty. Me and him need to have a little think.
Sit down, lah. Let's not be too hasty. Me and him need to have a little think.
Sit down, mate. Got a little treat for you.
Sit down, mate. Got a little treat for you.
Six minutes to twelve.
Six minutes to twelve.
Slasher.
Slasher.
So barring any fuck ups, I'm leaving it all behind.
So barring any fuck ups, I'm leaving it all behind.
So don't fuck things up again, OK?
So don't fuck things up again, OK?
So I'm sure you must have lots to discuss,
So I'm sure you must have lots to discuss,
So if I gave you three million, that would keep everyone happy.
So if I gave you three million, that would keep everyone happy.
So the rest of the mind can find peace.
So the rest of the mind can find peace.
So what's the next move, boss?
So what's the next move, boss?
So when does the target get here, then?
So when does the target get here, then?
So where are the pills, genius?
So where are the pills, genius?
So who shot Crazy Larry? A boyfriend?
So who shot Crazy Larry? A boyfriend?
So, if I'm correct, you three gearheads are gonna be clucking very soon.
So, if I'm correct, you three gearheads are gonna be clucking very soon.
So, until prohibition ends, make hay while the sun shines.
So, until prohibition ends, make hay while the sun shines.
Someone who can eliminate the problem. Someone who's a bit handy.
Someone who can eliminate the problem. Someone who's a bit handy.
Something I've long suspected.
Something I've long suspected.
Sorry, mate, what was that?
Sorry, mate, what was that?
Sorry?
Sorry?
Sounds silly now, but it was my favourite.
Sounds silly now, but it was my favourite.
St Martin's Hotel.
St Martin's Hotel.
Stand by.
Stand by.
Started to make sense.
Started to make sense.
Stay put.
Stay put.
Stay there!
Stay there!
Stick to your fucking sums.
Stick to your fucking sums.
Stolen by your associate, the Duke.
Stolen by your associate, the Duke.
Stop, Morty. Enough. He's had enough.
Stop, Morty. Enough. He's had enough.
Success, as far as I could make out.
Success, as far as I could make out.
Taking the five grand? But she was still caning the rocks.
Taking the five grand? But she was still caning the rocks.
Tammy, why don't we meet up now? I'll book a table for lunch.
Tammy, why don't we meet up now? I'll book a table for lunch.
Tango Foxtrot, over.
Tango Foxtrot, over.
Tell me what? Have you let him go?
Tell me what? Have you let him go?
Tell you about that bit of business. I've set up a meet for five with the Duke.
Tell you about that bit of business. I've set up a meet for five with the Duke.
Ten K. Hardly seems worth the bother.
Ten K. Hardly seems worth the bother.
Terence.
Terence.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Trev.
Thanks, Trev.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That his suspect has scarpered 'cause of your blundering.
That his suspect has scarpered 'cause of your blundering.
That prick Duke's made us look a bunch of fucking amateurs.
That prick Duke's made us look a bunch of fucking amateurs.
That was Gazza on the phone. It's on.
That was Gazza on the phone. It's on.
That way, we all come out with something.
That way, we all come out with something.
That'll cost you either 28 grand or 15 years in prison,
That'll cost you either 28 grand or 15 years in prison,
That's a trifle dull, I thought. What do you think, girls?
That's a trifle dull, I thought. What do you think, girls?
That's business.
That's business.
That's good news. That should cheer Gene up.
That's good news. That should cheer Gene up.
That's it, son. You do him. Bollocks!
That's it, son. You do him. Bollocks!
That's not to say we don't weave that magic that makes two kilos into three,
That's not to say we don't weave that magic that makes two kilos into three,
That's where playing at being a gangster gets you.
That's where playing at being a gangster gets you.
That's why he set up the whole Amsterdam business with Duke.
That's why he set up the whole Amsterdam business with Duke.
That's why I did it.
That's why I did it.
That's your privilege. That's your business.
That's your privilege. That's your business.
The amount of trouble you've caused the last few days.
The amount of trouble you've caused the last few days.
The audacity. How fucking dare you?
The audacity. How fucking dare you?
The communists have broken through.
The communists have broken through.
The Duke.
The Duke.
The first five minutes, nobody'll have a clue what's going on.
The first five minutes, nobody'll have a clue what's going on.
The guy Larry told to help him was Freddie Hurst.
The guy Larry told to help him was Freddie Hurst.
The king is dead.
The king is dead.
The light of his life. He worships the ground she walks on.
The light of his life. He worships the ground she walks on.
The lorries come in one colour, go out another.
The lorries come in one colour, go out another.
The next morning, she's gone and Kinky's dead.
The next morning, she's gone and Kinky's dead.
The odds, as you can see, are against you.
The odds, as you can see, are against you.
The one he stole from my flat.
The one he stole from my flat.
The other chap's Albert Carter.
The other chap's Albert Carter.
The other night, I hears this noise. I'm looking out there. It's dark.
The other night, I hears this noise. I'm looking out there. It's dark.
The person moving those pills met a nasty end.
The person moving those pills met a nasty end.
The pigs are everywhere. This was meant to be easy. No sweat.
The pigs are everywhere. This was meant to be easy. No sweat.
The target? The target's gonna be here at exactly midday.
The target? The target's gonna be here at exactly midday.
The total imbecile had fallen asleep at some traffic lights
The total imbecile had fallen asleep at some traffic lights
The Tylers are bringing in shooters from Jamaica via Manchester.
The Tylers are bringing in shooters from Jamaica via Manchester.
The whole place is alight with a rumour
The whole place is alight with a rumour
Then came the Summer of Love.
Then came the Summer of Love.
Then we'll have to trust each other, won't we? Sit down.
Then we'll have to trust each other, won't we? Sit down.
Then you've got currency fluctuations, police activity, adverse publicity.
Then you've got currency fluctuations, police activity, adverse publicity.
There were villains locked away for 12 years for robbing a bank of 10 grand,
There were villains locked away for 12 years for robbing a bank of 10 grand,
There.
There.
There's a dead boy. The door's open.
There's a dead boy. The door's open.
Therefore, have a good reason to be affluent.
Therefore, have a good reason to be affluent.
These are super Es. We'll make millions!
These are super Es. We'll make millions!
They already have. That's the problem, kidder.
They already have. That's the problem, kidder.
They are guaranteed to bring you trouble.
They are guaranteed to bring you trouble.
They can't have it getting about that anybody has took liberties with them.
They can't have it getting about that anybody has took liberties with them.
They don't mean to fuck up. They just do.
They don't mean to fuck up. They just do.
They found Jimmy's body last night.
They found Jimmy's body last night.
They got someone in Immigration straightened out.
They got someone in Immigration straightened out.
They kept arguing. She was saying, Do you think it's that easy
They kept arguing. She was saying, Do you think it's that easy
They skanked this outfit, a proper, nutty Serbian militia.
They skanked this outfit, a proper, nutty Serbian militia.
They threw the book at Morty.
They threw the book at Morty.
They won't leave it to people like me when they figure out
They won't leave it to people like me when they figure out
They'd kill you like you'd take a piss.
They'd kill you like you'd take a piss.
They're didgy as fuck. They haven't moved from that lock up.
They're didgy as fuck. They haven't moved from that lock up.
They're not.
They're not.
They're too long in the tooth to rampage round the country,
They're too long in the tooth to rampage round the country,
They're trawling the West for investments.
They're trawling the West for investments.
They're wanted by the United fucking Nations. Think about that.
They're wanted by the United fucking Nations. Think about that.
They've even made him an honorary citizen. Even made him one of the tribe.
They've even made him an honorary citizen. Even made him one of the tribe.
They've got history.
They've got history.
They've got to split them into parcels. They've got to find these people.
They've got to split them into parcels. They've got to find these people.
This desperate posse can't call the law or an ambulance.
This desperate posse can't call the law or an ambulance.
This Dragan geezer is phoning me. I am the target.
This Dragan geezer is phoning me. I am the target.
This gear is knock off, and the Serbs you nicked it from,
This gear is knock off, and the Serbs you nicked it from,
This is a bit of a dilemma.
This is a bit of a dilemma.
This is Clarkie. Double first at Cambridge in Industrial Chemistry.
This is Clarkie. Double first at Cambridge in Industrial Chemistry.
This is dodgy. That kid's talking about murder.
This is dodgy. That kid's talking about murder.
This is just so beautiful.
This is just so beautiful.
This is the end, Mr Duke, as I told you.
This is the end, Mr Duke, as I told you.
This looks like you, son. Smart part of town.
This looks like you, son. Smart part of town.
This monkey business is in your blood, under your skin.
This monkey business is in your blood, under your skin.
This shit is out of control. You sort it out or I'll sort you out.
This shit is out of control. You sort it out or I'll sort you out.
This thing ends here, tonight. You understand?
This thing ends here, tonight. You understand?
Time?
Time?
To baffle your opponents and cover your tracks.
To baffle your opponents and cover your tracks.
To find that bitch Charlie.
To find that bitch Charlie.
To senior ranks only. Murder Squad investigation. James Lionel Price.
To senior ranks only. Murder Squad investigation. James Lionel Price.
Today, I only deal in kilos.
Today, I only deal in kilos.
Trevor's gonna go ballistic. Now, what the fuck do I tell him?
Trevor's gonna go ballistic. Now, what the fuck do I tell him?
Troop.
Troop.
Try Gene again. What a fucking show up!
Try Gene again. What a fucking show up!
Try Jimmy at home.
Try Jimmy at home.
Tuesday? I'm paying over the odds, remember?
Tuesday? I'm paying over the odds, remember?
Turn over anyone who couldn't go to the law.
Turn over anyone who couldn't go to the law.
Until one day, you're up in the rarefied atmosphere,
Until one day, you're up in the rarefied atmosphere,
Until one of them, Kilburn Jerry...
Until one of them, Kilburn Jerry...
Using a word like expansive.
Using a word like expansive.
Very, very important: pay your supplier prompt.
Very, very important: pay your supplier prompt.
Wait a minute. Is there a problem?
Wait a minute. Is there a problem?
Wait. I got it. Whoever killed Crazy Larry must've killed Jimmy.
Wait. I got it. Whoever killed Crazy Larry must've killed Jimmy.
Wait. You're gonna leave it to us?
Wait. You're gonna leave it to us?
Was that the hard line communist insurgents
Was that the hard line communist insurgents
Washing machines, hand made shoes, blow jobs.
Washing machines, hand made shoes, blow jobs.
We all have to do our bit.
We all have to do our bit.
We are in shit. You lot have fucked up again.
We are in shit. You lot have fucked up again.
We can do it the nice way, which I think you'll prefer.
We can do it the nice way, which I think you'll prefer.
We can't rely on these monkeys to call Gene.
We can't rely on these monkeys to call Gene.
We know someone up North who'll buy.
We know someone up North who'll buy.
We must get back to work, old boy.
We must get back to work, old boy.
We need to get in and out of here sharpish.
We need to get in and out of here sharpish.
We're dealing with him because he has 1 million Ecstasy pills
We're dealing with him because he has 1 million Ecstasy pills
We're doing the number on these American birds.
We're doing the number on these American birds.
We're gonna need an insurance policy.
We're gonna need an insurance policy.
We've got to find a buyer.
We've got to find a buyer.
We've got to find the Duke, find these fucking pills.
We've got to find the Duke, find these fucking pills.
We've gotta test the snap crackle and pop factor on these babies.
We've gotta test the snap crackle and pop factor on these babies.
We've looked everywhere. There's no sign.
We've looked everywhere. There's no sign.
Welcome to the layer cake, son.
Welcome to the layer cake, son.
Well, fuck off, then.
Well, fuck off, then.
Well, he's got to pay off his student loan somehow.
Well, he's got to pay off his student loan somehow.
Well, I am beginning to regret it now.
Well, I am beginning to regret it now.
Well, I don't know, Mr Price. That's a very expansive question.
Well, I don't know, Mr Price. That's a very expansive question.
Well, I'm going to bed.
Well, I'm going to bed.
Well, I'm honoured.
Well, I'm honoured.
Well, Jimmy has been swimming in my slipstream all my fucking life.
Well, Jimmy has been swimming in my slipstream all my fucking life.
Well, not you lot, but...
Well, not you lot, but...
Well, on occasion. It has been known.
Well, on occasion. It has been known.
Well, there's only so much in those informer funds.
Well, there's only so much in those informer funds.
Well, you've got 48 hours to find a buyer or I'm sending 'em back, OK?
Well, you've got 48 hours to find a buyer or I'm sending 'em back, OK?
What a way to go. An iron burning a hole in your chest until your heart boils.
What a way to go. An iron burning a hole in your chest until your heart boils.
What about Gene? Does he suspect anything?
What about Gene? Does he suspect anything?
What about Gene? Does he suspect anything?
What about Gene? Does he suspect anything?
What about the blokes in red?
What about the blokes in red?
What do you want, son?
What do you want, son?
What is this? A vicar's tea party?
What is this? A vicar's tea party?
What the fuck are you on about?
What the fuck are you on about?
What the fuck were you thinking?
What the fuck were you thinking?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck's that, Shanks?
What the fuck's that, Shanks?
What was true then is true now.
What was true then is true now.
What we didn't know, until it all ended in tears,
What we didn't know, until it all ended in tears,
What?
What?
What? About me working for the old firm? Listen. Gene...
What? About me working for the old firm? Listen. Gene...
What? Please tell me you're fucking joking.
What? Please tell me you're fucking joking.
What's happening? Been away? Yeah. Ten fucking years.
What's happening? Been away? Yeah. Ten fucking years.
What's that?
What's that?
What's the fucking idea of phoning me at home and leaving messages, you prick!
What's the fucking idea of phoning me at home and leaving messages, you prick!
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
When I was born, the world was a far simpler place.
When I was born, the world was a far simpler place.
Where did these monkeys get a million Es?
Where did these monkeys get a million Es?
Where is my fucking prisoner?
Where is my fucking prisoner?
Where is she now?
Where is she now?
Where the fuck is Gene?
Where the fuck is Gene?
Where you been hiding, then, eh?
Where you been hiding, then, eh?
Where?
Where?
While you deliver the suspect lecture
While you deliver the suspect lecture
Who control the country outside the mining areas...
Who control the country outside the mining areas...
Who has got the readies lying around to pay for a million Es?
Who has got the readies lying around to pay for a million Es?
Who thought he could take my five grand and fuck me over.
Who thought he could take my five grand and fuck me over.
Who? Me?
Who? Me?
Whoa! Slow down, kidder.
Whoa! Slow down, kidder.
Why did you kill Larry?
Why did you kill Larry?
Why does everybody assume there's a problem, just because he wants a word?
Why does everybody assume there's a problem, just because he wants a word?
Why don't you tell the whole fucking room?
Why don't you tell the whole fucking room?
Why?
Why?
Will you just shut the fuck up?
Will you just shut the fuck up?
With Jimmy gone, these pills will make a nice contribution to my retirement fund,
With Jimmy gone, these pills will make a nice contribution to my retirement fund,
Word on the straat is they've unleashed their top boy. His name is...
Word on the straat is they've unleashed their top boy. His name is...
Would you pack that in? I've got a fucking test next week.
Would you pack that in? I've got a fucking test next week.
Yeah, better than expected, actually.
Yeah, better than expected, actually.
Yeah, but we're gonna go that way again. Give us the map.
Yeah, but we're gonna go that way again. Give us the map.
Yeah, everything's under control.
Yeah, everything's under control.
Yeah, it's all clear, Shanks.
Yeah, it's all clear, Shanks.
Yeah, she was here for a couple of days. Kinky turned up with five grand.
Yeah, she was here for a couple of days. Kinky turned up with five grand.
Yeah, well stick around and have a drink before you do, yeah?
Yeah, well stick around and have a drink before you do, yeah?
Yeah, well, he fucking has, ain't he?
Yeah, well, he fucking has, ain't he?
Yeah, well, there is someone I can call. Keep looking.
Yeah, well, there is someone I can call. Keep looking.
Yeah, why are we dealing with this joker?
Yeah, why are we dealing with this joker?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Got shot, didn't he? Bit of a lunatic.
Yeah. Got shot, didn't he? Bit of a lunatic.
Years ago, people would've thought you were a homosexual,
Years ago, people would've thought you were a homosexual,
Yes! Fucking! Please!
Yes! Fucking! Please!
Yes.
Yes.
You and Duke. That's his job.
You and Duke. That's his job.
You are a miserable bastard, you really are.
You are a miserable bastard, you really are.
You are in the wrong game. You should work with us.
You are in the wrong game. You should work with us.
You can fuck off, then.
You can fuck off, then.
You can sell these pills to whoever you like.
You can sell these pills to whoever you like.
You deliver them to my warehouse. When do I get my consignment?
You deliver them to my warehouse. When do I get my consignment?
You do know that we're only talking pennies an article?
You do know that we're only talking pennies an article?
You do sometimes take your conversations away with you.
You do sometimes take your conversations away with you.
You don't fuck about, do you?
You don't fuck about, do you?
You don't know the problems you've caused.
You don't know the problems you've caused.
You English, you have no idea of honour and respect.
You English, you have no idea of honour and respect.
You follow me.
You follow me.
You forgot to take the cartridge case. You got sloppy.
You forgot to take the cartridge case. You got sloppy.
You get no second chances. Jimmy calls the shots.
You get no second chances. Jimmy calls the shots.
You have one more day.
You have one more day.
You hungry? The grub here will make your bollocks tingle.
You hungry? The grub here will make your bollocks tingle.
You know why people like you can't leave this business?
You know why people like you can't leave this business?
You know, I host a charity golf tournament every year.
You know, I host a charity golf tournament every year.
You know, I will have one of those.
You know, I will have one of those.
You let me know when you're happy, Mr Lucky.
You let me know when you're happy, Mr Lucky.
You look well flush, bruv.
You look well flush, bruv.
You lot would know all about that, wouldn't you?
You lot would know all about that, wouldn't you?
You really do surprise me, do you know that?
You really do surprise me, do you know that?
You see, that's what happens when you do business with loons.
You see, that's what happens when you do business with loons.
You smoke too much of that fucking crack!
You smoke too much of that fucking crack!
You tell him when, and he'll come down on the train.
You tell him when, and he'll come down on the train.
You telling me that somebody's topped Kinky?
You telling me that somebody's topped Kinky?
You understand?
You understand?
You want to know how much they're worth.
You want to know how much they're worth.
You want to play? You do it somewhere else.
You want to play? You do it somewhere else.
You watch them.
You watch them.
You were there at the scene. That's called joint venture.
You were there at the scene. That's called joint venture.
You will miss him when he's gone, Mr Price.
You will miss him when he's gone, Mr Price.
You win some, you lose some.
You win some, you lose some.
You wouldn't be so fucking flash if you didn't have him behind you.
You wouldn't be so fucking flash if you didn't have him behind you.
You'd give a fucking aspirin a headache, pal.
You'd give a fucking aspirin a headache, pal.
You'd join that shit, Kinky,
You'd join that shit, Kinky,
You'd no idea what Jimmy was up to?
You'd no idea what Jimmy was up to?
You're a bright young man.
You're a bright young man.
You're not getting out, you're just getting in. I've every faith in you.
You're not getting out, you're just getting in. I've every faith in you.
You're not in there 'cause I like you.
You're not in there 'cause I like you.
You're the first person ever to be foolish enough to steal from me.
You're the first person ever to be foolish enough to steal from me.
You've been right grafted, royally turned over.
You've been right grafted, royally turned over.
You've got our attention.
You've got our attention.
You've no doubt suffered Jimmy's
You've no doubt suffered Jimmy's
Your cargo's gone, I'm afraid.
Your cargo's gone, I'm afraid.
Your pills. How much for the lot?
Your pills. How much for the lot?
13 million pounds! How could you be so fucking stupid?
13 million pounds! How could you be so fucking stupid?
21/2 million in sterling and euros, high denomination used notes.
21/2 million in sterling and euros, high denomination used notes.
185 Kirby House, Kings Cross.
185 Kirby House, Kings Cross.
185 Kirby House.
185 Kirby House.
'Cause it's fucking happening. Where did you get this?
'Cause it's fucking happening. Where did you get this?
$5 each, yeah! You are fucking joking.
$5 each, yeah! You are fucking joking.
All day you've been moaning. It can't be that difficult.
All day you've been moaning. It can't be that difficult.
All right, fellas? Where's Duke?
All right, fellas? Where's Duke?
All right? Hello, Sidney.
All right? Hello, Sidney.
All right. And ten G for finding Kinky. That wasn't the fucking deal.
All right. And ten G for finding Kinky. That wasn't the fucking deal.
Angelo. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Angelo. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Are you sure? For fuck's sake. I'm gonna call him.
Are you sure? For fuck's sake. I'm gonna call him.
As soon as he answers, he's gone, OK? Okey dokey.
As soon as he answers, he's gone, OK? Okey dokey.
Bandied your names about. What?
Bandied your names about. What?
Big fella, marching up the hill. That's our man.
Big fella, marching up the hill. That's our man.
Brian. What?
Brian. What?
Can I have that? Mr Troop.
Can I have that? Mr Troop.
Can we get some privacy? Of course.
Can we get some privacy? Of course.
Can we have a word? Our dreary broker has arrived.
Can we have a word? Our dreary broker has arrived.
Cody's been chasing his ten grand. Yeah. I'll call him later.
Cody's been chasing his ten grand. Yeah. I'll call him later.
Come to my hotel... Look...
Come to my hotel... Look...
Couldn't leave this behind. Greenies.
Couldn't leave this behind. Greenies.
Crazy Larry was gay. He was never gay.
Crazy Larry was gay. He was never gay.
Day and night, Terry. What do you mean night?
Day and night, Terry. What do you mean night?
Do I have your attention? Yes.
Do I have your attention? Yes.
Do you have the pills? In the cars.
Do you have the pills? In the cars.
Do you know where I live? No.
Do you know where I live? No.
Don't worry about it. Who's worried?
Don't worry about it. Who's worried?
Duke, we all want a good deal. Mate, mate, mate.
Duke, we all want a good deal. Mate, mate, mate.
Everyone wants a slice as well. Same wherever you go. Greedy people.
Everyone wants a slice as well. Same wherever you go. Greedy people.
Excuse me? In life. What are you after?
Excuse me? In life. What are you after?
Explain. I was over in Amsterdam.
Explain. I was over in Amsterdam.
Find her? She's gone missing.
Find her? She's gone missing.
Fuck me, look who it isn't. Who's that?
Fuck me, look who it isn't. Who's that?
Fuck! He told you to locate my daughter.
Fuck! He told you to locate my daughter.
Fucking dogs. Slags. Ten grand? It's the going rate, Jim.
Fucking dogs. Slags. Ten grand? It's the going rate, Jim.
Fucking excellent, Angelo. Thank you.
Fucking excellent, Angelo. Thank you.
Gazza, go and find them fucking pills. All right. Come on. Have a look in here.
Gazza, go and find them fucking pills. All right. Come on. Have a look in here.
Gazza, no! Go, go, go!
Gazza, no! Go, go, go!
Gazza, wait! Fucking hurry up, then!
Gazza, wait! Fucking hurry up, then!
Get in the car. I'm sure it's that way. Move up.
Get in the car. I'm sure it's that way. Move up.
Get off him. No, listen, listen. Just listen.
Get off him. No, listen, listen. Just listen.
He still doing the business? Raj is doing a very good job.
He still doing the business? Raj is doing a very good job.
He was a police informer! Jimmy a grass? Are you fucking mad?
He was a police informer! Jimmy a grass? Are you fucking mad?
Here, right fucking here. Got a photo?
Here, right fucking here. Got a photo?
How are you keeping? I'm very well.
How are you keeping? I'm very well.
How do I know you're not wired up? Well, I'm not.
How do I know you're not wired up? Well, I'm not.
How does that sound? Sounds very hospitable.
How does that sound? Sounds very hospitable.
How quickly? 20 grand quickly.
How quickly? 20 grand quickly.
How was the performance of Faust? Complex.
How was the performance of Faust? Complex.
How you doing, then? I'm all right. How are you?
How you doing, then? I'm all right. How are you?
How's your day been so far? Very fucking funny.
How's your day been so far? Very fucking funny.
I bet you it's that way. We've already been that way.
I bet you it's that way. We've already been that way.
I can't afford to get nicked. Paul. Calm down, mate.
I can't afford to get nicked. Paul. Calm down, mate.
I don't fucking believe it. You better believe it.
I don't fucking believe it. You better believe it.
I don't know. What do you mean?
I don't know. What do you mean?
I don't know. I thought he was here. Well, go and fucking find him.
I don't know. I thought he was here. Well, go and fucking find him.
I hope you put this Dragan straight. Yeah. I told him to fuck off.
I hope you put this Dragan straight. Yeah. I told him to fuck off.
I never said you were, Shanks. Cool it, Shanks. They really don't know.
I never said you were, Shanks. Cool it, Shanks. They really don't know.
I think they're worth more than that. This is a reality check.
I think they're worth more than that. This is a reality check.
I wish. Fuck off! It could've been you or Morty.
I wish. Fuck off! It could've been you or Morty.
I'd rather meet you in a public place. You have nothing to fear.
I'd rather meet you in a public place. You have nothing to fear.
I'll do my best. You do your best and find her.
I'll do my best. You do your best and find her.
I'll put it there myself. Sounds personal.
I'll put it there myself. Sounds personal.
I'll tell you when he's had enough. What the fuck is this?
I'll tell you when he's had enough. What the fuck is this?
I'm a reasonable man. That's not what I've heard.
I'm a reasonable man. That's not what I've heard.
I'm still not with you. Your lives are inextricably linked.
I'm still not with you. Your lives are inextricably linked.
I've been here all day. Get Clarkie. Day and fucking night. Got it?
I've been here all day. Get Clarkie. Day and fucking night. Got it?
I've found out who you represent. Good.
I've found out who you represent. Good.
I've found out who you represent. Good.
I've found out who you represent. Good.
I've got him. Got who?
I've got him. Got who?
Is there anything else? No.
Is there anything else? No.
Is this area now secure? Yes, sir.
Is this area now secure? Yes, sir.
It all smells a bit fishy. I'll double your money.
It all smells a bit fishy. I'll double your money.
It doesn't matter. Can you do it? Yeah.
It doesn't matter. Can you do it? Yeah.
It was seized by... I know already.
It was seized by... I know already.
It would be a pleasure, Mr Price. Jimmy. You can call me Jimmy.
It would be a pleasure, Mr Price. Jimmy. You can call me Jimmy.
It's all over. Fuck's sake!
It's all over. Fuck's sake!
It's me. Hey.
It's me. Hey.
It's me. Sidney's mate. Oh, hiya.
It's me. Sidney's mate. Oh, hiya.
It's much more than that. How much?
It's much more than that. How much?
It's one of his little hobbies. I don't fucking believe it.
It's one of his little hobbies. I don't fucking believe it.
Jimmy, it was an emergency. Don't fucking call me Jimmy!
Jimmy, it was an emergency. Don't fucking call me Jimmy!
Just give us a name and he's gone. In time.
Just give us a name and he's gone. In time.
Keep your voice down. Get my money out quick, now.
Keep your voice down. Get my money out quick, now.
Kinky's still here, isn't he? Didn't Tiptoes tell you?
Kinky's still here, isn't he? Didn't Tiptoes tell you?
Larry used to say... Fucking females is for puffs.
Larry used to say... Fucking females is for puffs.
Let's have it! Don't point that gun at me.
Let's have it! Don't point that gun at me.
Let's make it ten. Yeah.
Let's make it ten. Yeah.
Like some Yank buying London Bridge. Don't talk to me like that.
Like some Yank buying London Bridge. Don't talk to me like that.
Line? What?
Line? What?
lndigo... Dingo Bongo.
lndigo... Dingo Bongo.
Look at your arm. Fuck off!
Look at your arm. Fuck off!
Maybe he'll be early. That'll be nice.
Maybe he'll be early. That'll be nice.
Murder? Who's dead? Jimmy.
Murder? Who's dead? Jimmy.
Not behind with the rent? No.
Not behind with the rent? No.
Not worried about keeping a low profile. I love you.
Not worried about keeping a low profile. I love you.
Pay no attention to him. He's a nutter. Shut the fuck up.
Pay no attention to him. He's a nutter. Shut the fuck up.
Put it down! We're going in!
Put it down! We're going in!
Put it down. Why don't you listen to me?
Put it down. Why don't you listen to me?
Ready? Yeah. Let's go.
Ready? Yeah. Let's go.
Room service. Look for that yellow Range Rover.
Room service. Look for that yellow Range Rover.
Sit down! Fuck off!
Sit down! Fuck off!
So get busy. I said to Jimmy I'd try and...
So get busy. I said to Jimmy I'd try and...
So when am I gonna see you? What are you doing now?
So when am I gonna see you? What are you doing now?
Somebody's about to get a fucking slap. Yes, Morty. About fucking time.
Somebody's about to get a fucking slap. Yes, Morty. About fucking time.
Stay here. Those pills move, call me. You got it.
Stay here. Those pills move, call me. You got it.
Stay out of this, Morty. Gene!
Stay out of this, Morty. Gene!
Stolen goods. You won't want them, then.
Stolen goods. You won't want them, then.
That looks very heavy for you, darling. Fuck off.
That looks very heavy for you, darling. Fuck off.
That was quick. The gaff is rotten in there.
That was quick. The gaff is rotten in there.
That was quick. The gaff is rotten in there.
That was quick. The gaff is rotten in there.
The Earl of Oxford. Fucking hell.
The Earl of Oxford. Fucking hell.
The same as yours. He's never late.
The same as yours. He's never late.
They've all gone squeaky. Tell me about it, Jim.
They've all gone squeaky. Tell me about it, Jim.
Think you're a gangster? Fuck off!
Think you're a gangster? Fuck off!
This fucker killed Jimmy. Oh, Jesus Christ!
This fucker killed Jimmy. Oh, Jesus Christ!
This is fucking bollocks! Slasher, shut the fuck up!
This is fucking bollocks! Slasher, shut the fuck up!
This is Tammy. Who's your mate, Sidney?
This is Tammy. Who's your mate, Sidney?
Tomorrow. Midday. Tomorrow at 12.
Tomorrow. Midday. Tomorrow at 12.
Too warm down your way? We're kept busy, Trevor.
Too warm down your way? We're kept busy, Trevor.
We're not expecting Sidney, are we? He's too busy kissing Duke's arse.
We're not expecting Sidney, are we? He's too busy kissing Duke's arse.
What a fucking mess. You've gone mad.
What a fucking mess. You've gone mad.
What are you talking about? I'll call the law.
What are you talking about? I'll call the law.
What took you so long to call? I've been busy.
What took you so long to call? I've been busy.
What's he paying? It's confidential.
What's he paying? It's confidential.
What's this business, then? It's a bit strange.
What's this business, then? It's a bit strange.
What's with him? He's just had one of these.
What's with him? He's just had one of these.
Where are we going, Morty? Back to that boat yard.
Where are we going, Morty? Back to that boat yard.
Who am I today? The Earl of Oxford.
Who am I today? The Earl of Oxford.
Who is this? My name is Dragan.
Who is this? My name is Dragan.
Who said that, son? Winston Churchill?
Who said that, son? Winston Churchill?
Who was it? Wrong number.
Who was it? Wrong number.
Who? But you, you fuck!
Who? But you, you fuck!
Who's giving Kinky five grand? We don't know.
Who's giving Kinky five grand? We don't know.
Why did you do it? He was an informer.
Why did you do it? He was an informer.
Why don't you put it down? Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you put it down? Why don't you shut up?
Yeah, all right. I got VlP down here. Nice little booth.
Yeah, all right. I got VlP down here. Nice little booth.
Yeah. Good news, mate.
Yeah. Good news, mate.
Yes or no? Yes.
Yes or no? Yes.
Yes. Oh, you do?
Yes. Oh, you do?
You are shaking. Fuck off!
You are shaking. Fuck off!
You killed Crazy Larry? So?
You killed Crazy Larry? So?
You look shocked, son. Are you taking the fucking piss?
You look shocked, son. Are you taking the fucking piss?
You lying there naked? I've got a little T shirt on. But that's all.
You lying there naked? I've got a little T shirt on. But that's all.
You murdering bastard! Open the fucking door!
You murdering bastard! Open the fucking door!
You old ladies couldn't catch a cold. Sir, I just...
You old ladies couldn't catch a cold. Sir, I just...
You sound sleepy. You just woken up? Not long ago.
You sound sleepy. You just woken up? Not long ago.
You still in bed? Yeah.
You still in bed? Yeah.
You sure? Will you fucking ring him?
You sure? Will you fucking ring him?
You twat! Shut the fuck up!
You twat! Shut the fuck up!
You'll bring me what is mine. Look, I don't... Jesus!
You'll bring me what is mine. Look, I don't... Jesus!
You'll have to do better than that. I've got a recording at home.
You'll have to do better than that. I've got a recording at home.
You're gonna need one of these. Fuck me, Gene.
You're gonna need one of these. Fuck me, Gene.
You're not a homosexual, are you? No.
You're not a homosexual, are you? No.
You're the master of that. What are you up to?
You're the master of that. What are you up to?
Your champagne, sir. I didn't order...
Your champagne, sir. I didn't order...
Your guests, Mr Price. Thanks, Angelo. Welcome. Sit down.
Your guests, Mr Price. Thanks, Angelo. Welcome. Sit down.
...a nice...
...a nice...
...consistent with weapon used
...consistent with weapon used
...he wanted him gone.
...he wanted him gone.
...is too loyal for his own good.
...is too loyal for his own good.
...mate?
...mate?
...Mr Mortimer.
...Mr Mortimer.
...that team down your end. Like you don't know.
...that team down your end. Like you don't know.
13 million pounds. I'm fucked. Have you gone fucking mad?
13 million pounds. I'm fucked. Have you gone fucking mad?
13. 13 what?
13. 13 what?

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