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Magnolia (1999) Magnolia is a riveting cinematic masterpiece directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, released in 1999. This

Magnolia (1999)

Magnolia is a riveting cinematic masterpiece directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, released in 1999. This enthralling ensemble drama intertwines the lives of interconnected characters searching for meaning, love, and redemption in the San Fernando Valley. The film features an exceptional cast, showcasing the talents of Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and many others.

As an emotionally charged exploration of the human condition, Magnolia delves into themes of coincidence, forgiveness, and the universal desire for connection. The film seamlessly weaves intricate storylines, blurring the lines between reality and fiction. The raw performances, coupled with Anderson's bold directing style and exquisite cinematography, create an unforgettable cinematic experience.

If you are captivated by the melodic and haunting sounds of Jon Brion's emotive score from Magnolia, you can now play and download these enchanting compositions here. Immerse yourself in the ethereal beauty and complexity of the film's music, allowing its haunting melodies to transport you into the depths of the characters' emotional journeys.

A boy who lived in the building...
A couple of ice cubes.
A good, beautiful person...
A job l give you.
A little kid, and l'm not there.
A little moral...
A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to.
A man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself?
A man of genius who gets shit on as a child...
According to your book, you ended up at UC Berkeley?
Actually, l'm confused about your past, is the thing.
Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life...
Adultery is not against the law.
Adults won a coin toss backstage, so they get to pick first.
Ah, they don't look so tough.
Ah.
Ahem, this is quite an important chapter, as you will see.
Ain't no confessor, so, buster, you better just shut the fuck up
All l need is a two.
All right, he's in here...
All right, ma'am, you wanna test me?
All right, you look at me. Look at me.
All right? Please. l'm just Please.
All right? You wanna tell me about the law book, we can do that.
All right. All right, let's go.
All right. Let me try to explain myself without it seeming crazy.
All the security and whatnot. You understand?
All you need is a deuce. All right.
An American legend and a true television icon...
And as a police officer, l can tell you...
And as for ruined but by himself...
And come June, oh, baby, it is the lick of my spoon.
And five, four, three, two....
And five, four, three, two....
And five, four, three, two....
And for what l would like to say, l can't.
And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining
And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining
And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in
And if we can do that...
And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator...
And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator...
And it makes me look like a fool.
And it stinks.
And it's on my mind.
And l am trying to think this was all only a matter of chance.
And l bet you say that to all the girls, huh?
And l can listen.
And l cheated on her...
And l don't think you're gonna screw it up, okay?
And l feel like a fool.
And l have a son.
And l hope it hurts. l fucking hope it hurts.
And l know.
And l might get 20 bad calls a day...
And l think they have those scenes in movies...
And l told them to leave, so it's no big deal.
And l want you to stay away from me.
And l went to another school, you see.
And l'll die.
And l'm ashamed.
And l'm not there...
And l'm trying to....
And late! Always late! Loans!
And she does die.
And she has cancer.
And she knew what l did.
And so it goes, and so it goes.
And sometimes Jesus says:
And sometimes they need to go to jail.
And that's not what should be done.
And the book says:
And the hips.
And the winner is...
And there is the account of the hanging of three men...
And watch her die on him.
And we do these things, move through this life.
And we generally say:
And we move through this life, we should try and do good.
And what does she say?
And what l learned from Barbara Simms is that your mother, Lily...
And what most people don't see...
And when the shotgun accidentally went off...
And you asked that we should say things...
And you gotta believe me, this is really happening.
And you happen to get a little blow job out of it...
And you have been warned...
And you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off...
And....
Any kind of dairy product, any kind Dairy recipe...
Anything baseball. Um, anything dealing with numbers...
Are you ? Are you her boyfriend?
Are you listening?
Are you Phil? PH lL: Phil, yeah.
As a matter of fact, we may even take you folks on the road with us.
As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack...
As three classical composers might have written it.
As you probably heard by now, we sure gave that Pope a run for his money.
At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine story building...
AUDlENCE: Mark the calendar.
AVl: How are you paying for the braces? l don't know.
AVl: lt's, like, $5000. l've seen it. l know. Now you're pissing me off.
AVl: Your teeth are straight. l need surgery!
Back again, again, again. l'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not...
Back and in for me...
Back up, Miles. Back up.
Be cool. Stay in school, okay?
Be subtly abusive so they don't know what's happening.
Because it is a game, guys. You wanna think it's not, huh?
Because it's universal, man.
Because l was swimming in what was as opposed to what l wanted.
Because l'm not a toy.
Because me and my brothers, we like to celebrate...
Because they don't have the same last name.
Because they really happen.
Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things.
Because we've....
Because what?
Best known for the tragedy of blood genre, this playwright
Bet you can't answer any questions now, though, huh? Ha, ha!
Better pour you one of these, huh?
Bing, bang, boom.
Bonjour, Josephine. Maintenant je suis en Egypte.
Borrowed from Exodus 25.
Bottom line? Language:
Brad, good to see you. lt's good to see you.
But here l go. l'm No.
But if you look into your packs, reach deep into your packs...
But let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get right down to it, boys.
But now l'm just stupid.
But the love...
But this is my job, and l love it...
But today is a dangerous day...
But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl.
But you can't do it every day...
But you can't say.
But you need to realize that, uh, once you give it to him...
But you see what l'm getting at. Oh, yeah, you see what l'm getting at.
But you're gonna be surprised at what a waste it is.
But, uh, we met.
But, uh, you like listening to your music loud.
Call 911. l think l had a stroke.
Call me about that guy with the teeth, okay?
Calm down, take it easy, and be a good boy...
Can l get you anything?
Can l have your phone number?
Can l tell you something?
Can you forgive me?
Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney.
Can you go in the final fucking moments and change the will?
Can you talk about your mother, Frank?
Can you tell him l'm sorry...
Can't afford it? We'll work out something for you.
Check that ego Come off it, l'm the prophet
Cheers.
Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey!
Claudia, it's.... l'm not lying to you. This is the truth.
Claudia, l'm sick. l'm sick, Claudia.
Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me...
Claudia, why don't you let me handle the questions...
Claudia! Claudia, are you there?
CLAUDlA: l'm coming!
CLAUDlA: Thank you. What do you wanna talk about?
CLAUDlA: What the fuck is this? JlMMY: lt's me, Claudia. lt's me.
CLAUDlA: Yes, hi! Hello!
Cocksucker.
Cocksucker. That's what you used to like to say, right?
Come August, we like to celebrate...
Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake.
Come on out of the cold and order Seduce and Destroy...
Come on over, Mim.
Come on, come on, come on. Snap out of it, man.
Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier. l am firing pearls at you here.
Come on, man, just watch me.
Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on.
Come on. Stanley.
Commercials, a sitcom, an M.O.W. or something.
CYNTH lA: lt's upstairs. Have you ever been there?
Denise the Piece.
DETECTlVE 1: He comes around, raises some shit...
DETECTlVE 2: And what is she saying? OFFlCER 1: Not a goddamn thing.
DETECTlVE: And you didn't load the gun?
DETECTlVE: Help us help your son, Marcie.
DETECTlVE: They had a fight. An accident. OFFlCER: They call him Worm?
DETECTlVE: We wanna know where your son is.
DETECTlVE: We wanna know where your son is.
Dick tooting ******s Masturbating your triggers
Dick, Dick. l'm sorry. Dick.
Did she talk to you?
Did you ever go out with someone and just lie...
Did you ever touch her?
Didn't you hear me? l said l'm coming, and that means l'm coming!
DlCK He's a family man who's been married for over 40 years...
DlRECTOR: And 15 seconds. LUlS: You got any cookies or anything?
DlXON Check that ego Come off it, l'm a prophet
DlXON: Leave this one to the detectives, they ain't gonna solve shit.
DlXON: No. Come here.
DlXON: Tell me what you know. l'll tell you what l know.
Do good things with her. Share the things.
Do good.
Do they look smart? No.
Do you feel better now that you've said this?
Do you have love in your heart?
Do you know a Jack, by any chance?
Do you know Lily, Phil? Do you know her?
Do you love me, Rose?
Do you really think she's gonna be there when things go bad?
Do you remember Miss Simms?
Do you understand?
Do you want a cup?
Do you want to call him on the phone? l can call him.
Do you, um, take cream or sugar?
Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone.
Does she know how you feel about her? Have you discussed that?
Don't do that. Don't. Oh.
Don't do this, ma'am!
Don't ever let anyone ever say to you...
Don't get strong, Donnie. This is making sense.
Don't go away, you fucking asshole.
Don't go down my motherfucking hallway!
Don't taunt the kids.
Don't tell me to go away.
Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt.
Donald W. Winnicott. 1911. North America. South America.
Donnie, do you have an answer?
Donnie, you got struck by lightning that time in Tahoe.
DONNlE: Just throw some money around.
DONNlE: lt's Hamlet to Claudius.
DONNlE: So what?
DONNlE: The cause of dullness in others.
DONNlE: Yes.
Dying of cancer. So...
Earl.
Eighteen, blue booklet.
End of Round One. Excellent work, ladies and germs.
Everything's fine. Relax. Relax, darling. Everything's fine.
Except you think you got a grip 'Cause your hip got a holster
Excuse me, can you bring me low fat milk, please?
Excuse me, is there a problem over there?
Excuse me. See Thank you, Muff. lt's a funny thing that
Facing the past is an important way of not making progress.
Find a good one, hold on, and all that.
Find him on a....
Find it.
Find Lily.
Find the gun, Jim!
Finish it up without the lip.
First of all, you're gonna have to turn down the music so we can have a conversation.
First question, for 25.
For me to make myself feel better about what l've done...
For something l don't even....
For your trouble ass fiend ln weaning yourself
FRANK I'm gonna say again. Order Seduce and Destroy now...
FRANK Ifyou order now, you can get Seduce and Destroy...
FRANK Why didn't you call?
Frank, are you there?
Frank, what the fuck do you want me to do?
Frank?
Frank?
Frank.
From around here. Valley?
Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house.
Fuck you. Get out!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Can't get that fucking name.
Fuck. This is fucking bullshit!
Fucking asshole that l am, l'd go out and l'd fuck...
Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi.
Get out of the street now.
Get out!
Get out! Get the fuck out of here!
Get out.
Get the fuck out of my house now!
Get your stuff. Come on. Gotta go. Love you.
Get your stuff. Come on. Gotta go. Love you.
Getting braces.
Give me lf you give me that...
Give me information. l want the information. That's what l want.
Give me that line back...
Give me that. Give me.
Give you a clue for the bust if you show me some trust.
Give you the gift that l flow. Think fast.
Glad you like my work. All right. Moment of truth
Go find...
Go to 23 in your white books.
Go to bed.
Go to the card.
Go, go, go.
God damn you, fucking asshole.
God damn. My little fucker. Ha ha ha!
God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch!
God, please help me figure it out.
Good. You have a chance to look those over?
Green, Berry, Hill.
Guys?
GWENOVlER: All it takes is one second? Just one second, girl.
GWENOVlER: Frank, l'm really not trying to attack you here.
GWENOVlER: Oh, come on, Frank.
GWENOVlER: Thank you. Good, good. This is going great.
GWENOVlER: This isn't meant, um...
Ha, ha, l would love that.
Ha, ha, you don't know, huh? Well, it's not a bad way to be.
Ha, ha. l just don't understand why you're calling me.
Ha, ha. This is fucking funny.
Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said:
Hang in there, buddy. l'm sorry l squeezed your arm.
Hang it up! You don't do that.
Has there been some screaming and yelling here?
Have a great lunch!
Have I been around that long?
Have you ever been hit by lightning?
Have you seen death in your bed? ln your house?
He ain't all that. Didn't get me.
He doesn't wanna talk to him, so fuck you that he asked that!
He is killed instantly, but continues to fall...
He needs more pills, and l need some answers...
He needs more pills. He needs more Fuck it.
He said that he wanted them to kill each other...
He started about 35 minutes ago...
He's 14 years old.
He's 50 years old.
He's a dying man, and he's sick...
He's dying. He is. He's dying very, very rapidly.
He's here in town, but l don't know.
He's his nurse. He's sitting there with him.
Hear that?
Heh. You could have quite a party, all that stuff.
Hello, Mary. How are you and the seven kids?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma.
Hello. Hi, uh, is Frank there?
Hello. You're back again, huh?
Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach...
Here we go. You call up your so called friend and set a date.
Here you go.
Here.
Here's the line.
Hey, Avi.
Hey, Avi.
Hey, come here. Come here.
Hey, l'm sorry, uh....
Hey, lady.
Hey, Phil, are you there?
Hey, wake up.
Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it.
Hey, you don't wanna see me.
Hey.
Hi, Mary. Hi, hon, Stanley.
His name is Frank Mackey.
His parents argue three stories below.
His parents? His mommy and daddy?
His son does not exist. He's dead. He's dead.
His wife was Mary Parke Custis. l know he had seven children.
Hmm, a very chatty kind. lndeed you do, it seems.
Ho ho, you think again.
Hold it, homeboy. l don't need to hear that word.
Honey, you haven't seen trouble. Wait till next commercial break.
How are you gonna know when those eight days are up?
How come every word you use is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck?
How do we do this, then?
How much you pay me for my help?
How to fake like you are a nice and caring person.
How to fake like you are nice and caring.
Huh, guys? When things go wrong, do you think they're gonna be there for us?
Huh. Piss and shit.
I do, Jimmy. Prometheus.
I don't care what your last bank statement is.
I guarantee, money back guarantee
I have to take everything...
I let my love go.
I love my job, and I love to go to the movies.
I want you to talk to him.
I'm 32 years old, and l'm 6'2 tall, and I weigh about 180...
I'm 65 years old.
I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin...
I'm sorry. I didn't know what else you wanted me to do here.
In The New York Herald, November 26, year 1911...
It's gonna help you get that naughty sauce that you...
It's not what you deserve. It's what you take.
Jackass crackers, body stackers
Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere.
Jerome Samuel Hall. Did he fight your husband? ls this the Worm?
Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, how can you tell me to calm down?
Jim Kurring.
Jim, l got a surprise for you today.
JlM Well, hello. This is Jim. I work in law enforcement.
JlM: 15 L 27, uh, l need some help.
JlM: Ah, yeah. Does that hurt? No.
JlM: And that is a very tricky thing on my part...
JlM: But it's a 24 hour deal.
JlM: Come on. Come on.
JlM: Come out now with your hands up!
JlM: Hello? MARClE: l turn around, there's something.
JlM: l just wanted to come here...
JlM: Let me tell you something.
JlM: lt's the LAPD! Open the door!
JlM: No can do.
JlM: Sometimes people need to be forgiven.
JlM: Stay right there, Marcie. Don't you go in my bedroom!
JlM: That is confidential information, little man.
JlM: This is the LAPD!
JlM: Well, that's a natural thing.
JlM: What?
JlM: You can forgive someone.
JlMMY Let's jump right in.
JlMMY: Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice.
JlMMY: Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question.
JlMMY: For 500. And the third set of notes. Guys?
JlMMY: Let's listen.
JlMMY: lt is!
JlMMY: Mim. MlM: Um, that would be Robert E. Lee.
JlMMY: Stanley, passing to one of the other kids.
JlMMY: Stanley? Willa Cather.
JlMMY: Todd? That's E G G, which would be egg.
JlMMY: Yes, Mim.
JlMMY: Yes, Todd. Well, Jimmy, l know this.
JlMMY: Yes, Todd. Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms.
JULlA: l'll get it because l'm a good actress, Richard.
JULlA: That's not an official rule. Not an official rule?
JULlA'S DAD: Like a pigsty. But it's the outfits we're into now.
Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters.
Just one sec.
Just relax. That's it.
Just tell me practical things, like what the fuck do l do with his body?
Keep fit. Stay healthy.
Keep your body running good.
Keys to my store. The codes to my locks. The life and blood of my business.
Kids are up a leg with 1500...
Kids, adults...
Kids, what's going on?
Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge.
Know anybody involved in that Alan Thicke thing?
Know that you should do better.
L l don't even know if l have it, actually.
L l don't want any money.
L What the fuck can l say to ? l don't know what to say to that.
L 27, roger.
L ain't fucking with you!
L always go. l always answer the questions, and l don't wanna do it anymore.
L am doing my fucking job, Frank.
L am dying.
L am not gonna cry for you.
L am not gonna cry.
L am not gonna take care of him. What does he want? Did he say?
L am so fucked here if you do this.
L am so sorry, baby. l am so sorry.
L can help you solve the case. l can tell you who did it.
L can help you through this, but there's certain things...
L can help you. Make you the man with the plan.
L can remember things, but not right there.
L can say things. Oh, fuck.
L can see the things, you know.
L can't fucking do this.
L can't hold on to this any longer.
L can't let this go.
L can't read your name tag. What's your name, please?
L can't see inside his mouth anymore, and l'm up all night staring at him...
L can't...
L cheated on her.
L come in here, l give these things to you...
L come in here. You don't know me. You don't know who l am, what my life is...
L confuse melancholy with depression sometimes.
L confuse the two, and l don't care.
L could go down the hall, walk down the street...
L could walk out if this room right now.
L couldn't live with myself with this thing that l've done.
L didn't know.
L didn't mean lt seems vulgar or something, l know.
L didn't mean to walk in on you like this.
L do things, and l fuck up.
L don't go out very often.
L don't have any money, Solomon. lf you fire me
L don't know how fresh it's gonna be.
L don't know how to do this.
L don't know what l'm doing.
L don't know what l've done.
L don't know what's gonna happen. lt's so fucked.
L don't know.
L don't know.
L don't know.
L don't know. l hadn't thought about it. That's not true. l have thought about it.
L don't know. l mean, um.... What is this?
L don't know. We gotta talk.
L don't like to talk shop over coffee.
L don't think braces is a good idea.
L don't think there's anyone in this room that doesn't understand that pain...
L don't wanna go.
L don't wanna go. l can't do it this time.
L don't want him to die. l didn't love him when we met...
L don't want to be challenging, but l have to ask, um...
L don't want to do this.
L don't want you to think
L don't want you to think l'm that way to you.
L don't.
L even have love for you, friend.
L fell down and l couldn't see for a minute, but l'm okay. Get your hands off me.
L finish one of these seminars, Gwenovier....
L fucked around on him many times. l sucked other men's cocks.
L fucked around. l fucking cheated on him. l fucking cheated on him.
L fucking hate you.
L gave you a fucking chance, and a chance, over and over, and you let me down!
L get a call on the radio from Dispatch.
L get so fucking jazzed at these seminars...
L give. l give.
L got a call of a disturbance here.
L got a call of a disturbance, and l'm going to check it out.
L got a call of a disturbance. l wanna see what's going on.
L got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance.
L got a lot more drinking to do before l go on.
L got it. l got it.
L got sick, and then l fell down
L got the message. Yeah, l couldn't find you.
L gotta go. l don't have time.
L guess a lot of the doctors are balancing out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so....
L had someone come to my door.
L had that question.
L have l have l have l have my surgery.
L have a son, you know.
L have cancer, Mary. l have about two months.
L have cancer.
L have love all over.
L have love.
L have more important things...
L have no idea where he gets this shit. He's a fucking genius, really.
L have no idea.
L have no time.
L have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life?
L have so many debts, so many things.
L have to tell you something. l have something to tell you.
L haven't been on a date since l was married, and...
L haven't thrown up since l was 20 years old.
L just don't know where to put it.
L just have to get dressed, all right?
L just wanna clarify something. Something that l understand...
L just wanna keep playing. l'll keep playing. l'm fine.
L knew the answers. l'm not half as smart as you...
L know l know...
L know because l was there, Earl.
L know l can do that sometimes, and l won't.
L know l can do that sometimes, and l won't.
L know l did a stupid thing.
L know this is really hard for you right now.
L know this sounds silly, and l know that l might sound ridiculous...
L know you don't love me now.
L know. l know things.
L lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly.
L live by these rules...
L looked through the address books. There's no number. There's nothing.
L lost my gun today...
L love you, and l'm sick.
L love you, Brad. Brad the bartender.
L love you, my darling.
L love you.
L love you.
L loved her so.
L loved Lily.
L mean, it's just us with the phones, and that's what we do, you know
L mean, it's not lt's over, you know?
L mean, l can give you my number and you can go check...
L mean, like l said, he's dying.
L mean, the law is the law...
L mean, there are women...
L mean, you have to move forward. The past has its place.
L mean, you know that, to a performer, that's food, right?
L mean...
L mean...
L need corrective oral surgery.
L need to keep working.
L need to sit down.
L never charged interest.
L never found someone, really, that l think l'd like to go out with.
L paid you back!
L pay you. l give you a paycheck.
L put you in my store. My salesman.
L put your name up on a fucking billboard.
L reach for it.
L really l have to get dressed!
L really do have love to give.
L remember now. ln the sixties, right?
L said, No. We're going to school, not a fashion show.
L said, uh:
L saw her.
L see it. l know it's there.
L see that pen.
L see you got your TV on there too.
L see.
L set goals for myself...
L set it at two and a half, and then l know that's a good listening level for me.
L tell you, l do.
L think l'm gonna throw up, l think.
L think maybe you've known.
L think she thinks...
L think that if you have something that needs to be cleared up, well, then...
L think this is something important...
L thought he would love me.
L thought you were flirting with me.
L thought....
L told you who did it, and you're not even listening to me.
L trust you with so much!
L try to stay physically fit. My job demands it.
L used to be smart. Now l'm just stupid.
L wait for those calls. And l wait and l pray.
L wanna change his will. Can l change his will? l need to.
L want to, uh God, l want so many things.
L want you there in case he needs anything, because l am not gonna help him.
L want you to go to your white Your white books.
L want you to know that l hate your fucking guts.
L want you to know that l'm not succeeding in the bush...
L want you to meet this young lady, okay?
L want you to turn to page 18 in your blue booklets.
L wanted to tell you. l wanted you to know.
L was l was wondering....
L was listening to you.
L was misguided, pathetic. Not the Frank T.J. Mackey...
L was there.
L was told that he left you and your mother...
L was told that your father is Earl Partridge.
L was told that your mother died, Frank.
L was wondering about the weather department.
L was.... He's gone.
L went for one this morning with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim.
L went to see her.
L will drop kick those fucking dogs if they come near me.
L wish the circumstance was better.
L won't be mad if you don't know who said what.
L won't let you say those things.
L won't stand for that.
L wouldn't have brought that up if l had known.
L wouldn't say l went. l frequented.
L'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh.
L'd like to get an order of, um, peanut butter...
L'd like to talk to you. Uh, your boyfriend let me in. l just
L'll be a good listener to you if that's what you want. You know?
L'll be back in a while, Phil. l have to do some things...
L'll be goddamn good for you.
L'll be right back.
L'll talk to you l'll talk to you tomorrow.
L'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything...
L'll tell you the answer, because l had that one.
L'm l'm in a fucking state. lt's like he's going, and l don't
L'm No l'm off tonight, yeah. That would be
L'm 12 years old, in school, in sixth grade.
L'm a happy cop.
L'm almost done.
L'm an officer for the LAPD...
L'm asking l'm asking you that.
L'm away on a tangent.
L'm Captain Muffy, Frank's assistant.
L'm dying. l have cancer, Claudia.
L'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow, for my teeth.
L'm getting up there, though.
L'm going to turn and walk away and not look at him...
L'm gonna be late for work.
L'm gonna do what you said, Claudia.
L'm gonna need your help, Phil. You got to help me on something today.
L'm gonna put him on.
L'm gonna put you down!
L'm gonna treat this young lady right.
L'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man.
L'm Jimmy Gator.
L'm like a fucking action hero after that.
L'm looked down at, and l know that...
L'm lost out here.
L'm not a doll.
L'm not a doll. l'm not silly and cute.
L'm not a good cop.
L'm not crazy! Don't you tell me that l'm crazy!
L'm not gonna give you a citation here...
L'm not gonna write you up.
L'm not sure, Stanley.
L'm okay.
L'm quietly judging you.
L'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from TV.
L'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith.
L'm Ray.
L'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon.
L'm sick, and l'm in love.
L'm sick.
L'm sick.
L'm smart. That should make me something...
L'm so fucked up right now, Alan.
L'm sorry l slapped your face.
L'm sorry, but l'm not gonna say l'm sorry much more.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry. l had to get dressed.
L'm sorry. l... He just.... He asked me.
L'm sorry. l'm looking for a Frank Mackey.
L'm sorry. This is my job.
L'm sorry. Um....
L'm sort of giving away the answer here, but
L'm Superman. l'm like a.... A fucking....
L'm sure it's real helpful, lce T.
L'm telling you, l have love.
L'm the coordinator for the show, and you will answer the questions l ask.
L'm through playing games.
L've been a good and loyal worker for you, you fucking assholes!
L've been thinking since you opened the door.
L've cheated on you, and it kills me...
L've cheated on you.
L've fallen in love with him now for real, as he's dying, and...
L've never told anyone. Uh, l didn't love him...
L've, uh
Lady.
Lady.
Lady. Lady.
Learn how to make that lady friend your sex starved servant.
Let me tell you what we're gonna teach Denise when we set goals, all right?
Let's check the scores on the board, shall we?
Let's get the jacket off. lt will help you to breathe.
Let's go. You should have done that 10 minutes ago.
Let's have a Chopin ditty here. l can't....
Let's make some fucking money here, people.
Let's say make it around 7:30. You call her on the phone.
Lf he hadn't pissed his pants, we would have won this motherfucker!
Lf it's the middle of the day, that's what l do.
Lf l have to open this closet, you will get shot!
Lf there is anyone in this closet, come out...
Lf you continue to listen to your music at that level...
Lf you don't maintain it, l'll be fixing it.
Lf you had a job, you'd probably understand, but...
Lf you really, really wanna make that friend something else...
Lf you really, really wanna make that friend something else...
Lf you wanna take nothing, renounce the will when the time comes.
Lf you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine...
Lf you're not here for a 187.
Lf your car is running good, take it to Jiffy Lube...
Life ain't short. lt's long.
Like a shrink. lf l go see a shrink, l'm protected.
Lily! Please!
Linda, stop!
Little prick.
Living to get older With a chip on your shoulder
LlNDA: He's dying. He's fucking dying as we're sitting here.
LlNDA: Put the fucking phone down!
Ln fact, all you spend here during this special TV promotion...
Ln my fucking sleep, Burt.
Ln pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite...
Ln return, you smash in 7 Eleven!
Ln school....
Ln this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for.
Ln this life and in this world, l wanna do well...
Lnterested in everything that's going around.
Lot of stuff here, huh?
Love is a rebellious bird that nobody can tame...
Love you too. Okay.
Love you too. Okay.
Love.
Ls it their pussies? Their, uh, love?
Ls she gonna be all right?
Ls that all right? Just raining cats and dogs out there.
Ls there anyone else in this house right now?
Ls this the attack portion of the interview?
Ls this the Worm?
Lt finds its way across the universe...
Lt hurts, doesn't it? Huh?
Lt is animal.
Lt is Linda, isn't it?
Lt makes it very difficult, twice as hard for me.
Lt might have been before my time.
Lt might have been before my time.
Lt seems that all the arguing and fighting...
Lt will certainly cure his pain, but he will drift in and out of consciousness...
Lt's 30 seconds.
Lt's a dangerous thing to confuse children with angels.
Lt's a fucking game show, Mary.
Lt's a very recognizable piece.
Lt's about finding out what you can be in this world...
Lt's an electrical charge.
Lt's bad news.
Lt's been on for a bit.
Lt's Chopin. l don't mean to give away the answer.
Lt's easy to get into his mouth and drop on his tongue...
Lt's fine. l understand.
Lt's getting there, that's the cocksucker.
Lt's in my bones. l don't have a chance.
Lt's just Please, just
Lt's long, God damn it.
Lt's more complicated than that, little man.
Lt's my mother's name, actually. That's good. Good. Done your research.
Lt's not What's a 187?
Lt's not gonna happen.
Lt's not gonna happen.
Lt's not good. And it's where situations like this always lead.
Lt's not him.
Lt's not him. He's a fucking asshole.
Lt's not my boyfriend, and it's not anything.
Lt's okay. lt's gonna be all right.
Lt's over. Really. lt's not. He won't come back.
Lt's pretty exciting. Bet you don't get many people my age getting braces.
Lt's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it? Jesus Christ.
Lt's so fucking hard.
Lt's the hospital calling about Linda.
Lt's the Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith.
Lt's very recognizable. lt's Chopin, actually, and, uh....
Lt's what it's called. Technically.
Lt's worth it.
Lt's, uh... lt doesn't matter.
Lt's, um, TMJ.
LUlS: Oh, no, she didn't. Cool down. Cool it, please.
LUlS: That's my thing. Come on. l'm serious. Come on.
Make it happen.
Man, l feel like a bit of a scumbucket doing this...
Marcie, do not drag that couch any further!
MARClE: Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker!
MARClE: This don't make no fucking sense! This don't make no goddamn sense!
MARClE: What did l tell you? Ain't nobody in there!
Mary, take me out of here. l got to go home to Rose.
Maybe l'm just happy to see my friend Brad there.
Maybe ten.... Five...
Maybe you knew.
Maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool...
Men who are vain look at their bald spot and say:
Milk and sports, man. You never heard ? Milk and sports, okay?
Million years ago...
Mind if l come in?
Mind your own business.
Mistakes like this...
MlM: Right. I have a six year old son...
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy!
Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer...
Morning, Linda.
Must have a lot going on for all that stuff back there, huh?
My fucking mind then.
My fucking representation of Solomon Solomon Electronic.
My life is very stressful, and l hope to have a relationship that is very calm...
My name is Donnie Smith, and l have lots of love to give.
NASDAQ trading at
No one else in there with you?
No school today. My teacher got sick.
No two ways about it.
No, because l was never officially enrolled there.
No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.
No, it's fine. lt's fine.
No, it's nothing. l'm sorry.
No, l don't want a microphone.
No, l mean, l'm telling you.
No, l think you know.
No, no, no. l'm fine. l'm all right.
No, no, no. That can't happen. Earl doesn't want him to have anything.
No, no, no. You cannot do that. Let me explain something to you people.
No, no, no. You see, um...
No, tell me for what.
No, uh, my enrollment was totally unofficial.
No, women, they don't lie.
No, you can't change his will. Only Earl can.
No, you don't, but l'm gonna ask you one more time.
No.
No.
No.
No. Go ahead.
No. it's all right. You were kidding. lt's okay.
No. l find that hard to believe.
No. Like what? What do you mean?
No. No goddamn use.
No. Phil. He has Phil now.
No. So, what did they find out in there?
No. What's wrong?
No. You are not calm. You're screaming at me.
No. You gotta give me things, Janet. Give me things.
Not lie, not keep things back.
Not my name.
Not okay, sometimes, you make other ones.
Not yet. Not yet. l'll make it next week.
Nothing special. Just a spoke in the wheel.
Now is not the time to go to the bathroom.
Now l'll die, and l'll tell you what.
Now that l've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?
Now, Hospice will take care of all the technical things.
Now, some of your neighbors heard screaming and a loud crash.
Now, Stanley, wait for the commercial break, then you can go.
Now, that doesn't mean that this game is out of reach for the kids.
Now, that shit will help you solve the case.
Now, this....
Now, we are, as you know, endorsed by the PTA...
Now, what l'm going to do is read a line from an opera.
Now, where it goes from there is up to you.
Off of the back of the shelf
OFFlCER 1: Building guy says the son and the closet guy are always going at it.
OFFlCER 1: ldentified as Porter Parker, age 59...
OFFlCER: So much violence...
OFFlCER: Your son and your grandson. Help us help them.
Oh, brother.
Oh, come on. lt's the same fucking shit for 30 years, Burt.
Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. l paid you! l paid you!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fucking Denise, Denise the Piece...
Oh, God, don't go away, you fucking asshole.
Oh, God, you fucking asshole.
Oh, God.
Oh, honey. All right. lt's all right.
Oh, Jesus, Stanley, what the fuck did you do that for?
Oh, Julia's room's the same way.
Oh, l'm afraid l'm gonna need a full name, Stanley.
Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me?
Oh, my father. Unfortunately, he passed away.
Oh, my God. Oh!
Oh, okay. That's why. See, l had some trouble...
Oh, Phil, come here. This is so boring.
Oh, she's bad. She sleeps with guys.
Oh, sure. Why?
Oh, there are frogs falling from the sky.
Oh, yeah, but listen up. That is not to say that we don't all need females as friends.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, you don't have substitute teachers where you go to school?
Oh, you should have seen what she had on walking out the door.
Oh, you're a joker, huh? Telling me jokes?
Oh.
Oh. Fuck. l can't hold on to this.
Oh. Fuck. l can't hold on to this.
Oh. God, l wouldn't want that to be misunderstood.
Oh...
Okay, Claudia Wilson...
Okay, Linda, Earl's not gonna make it.
Okay, um....
Okay, you don't just sign up to be a police officer.
Okay?
Okay? l, um...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay? lt's really wet.
Okay. A lot of times, in domestic abuse situations...
Okay. Go to your blue booklets right now.
Okay. Hey, this is how you wanna spend your time, then go, go, go.
Okay. Marcie, l'm gonna need you to take a seat here.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. One of those. And, uh, Penthouse, the magazine?
Okay. So, like l was saying, l'm here to check on a disturbance.
Okay. That's true, but is there anyone else...
Okay. Um, you see...
Okay. Whatever that meant.
Okay. You're listening to your music so loud...
One glance, one hesitation...
Ooh. This sounds threatening.
Or they're scared they might say something...
People think if l make a judgment call...
PH lL: All right. Okay?
PH lL: H E R.
PH lL: Hello, hello.
PH lL: Here we go.
PH lL: l'm sorry, Jack.
PH lL: Linda? No, she went out. She's not here.
PH lL: Linda.
PH lL: No, I haven't. Good, let's keep it that way, okay?
PH lL: Okay, okay.
PH lL: Yeah, I'm here. I wanna ask you one question.
PHARMAClST: Cats and dogs out there, huh?
Phil, hang in just one more minute, okay?
Phil, have you talked to anyone else about this?
Phil. Phil, help me.
Phil. Phil.
Pink Dot. Hi. l'd like to get an order for delivery.
Please don't do this.
Please don't yell, honey. Just don't go crazy.
Please, God, help me find the gun.
Please, God.
Point scale escalating from 25 to 250, one of which is a conversation bonus.
Presence With the double ass meaning gifts l bestow
Prevention is everything.
Prevention.
Prevention.
Production.
Put me on the payroll and find out. Find out what's up.
Ravel.
RECEPTlONlST: Bye. You're running around like crazy.
Respect the cock and tame the cunt!
Respect the cock.
Ricky, come here a minute.
Right now, what l want you guys to do is pull out your blue booklets, page 18.
Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain.
RlCHARD: lf we beat the record, you might get a callback.
RlCHARD: lf you don't fucking stand up and get over there, l'm gonna beat your ass.
RlCHARD: Saucy, saucy. CYNTH lA: Come on, guys. Settle down.
RlCHARD: Was it a callback? JULlA: No, but l'll probably get a callback.
RlCHARD: We want Stanley to go, Jimmy, and we're not sure why he won't.
RlCHARD: What are they gonna do, beat us? Maybe.
RlCHARD: Why does this always happen? Hey.
RlCHARD: Yeah. When they want us done...
RlCHARD'S MOM: lt's not a fashion show. lt's school.
RlCK: Come on, let's go. You're late, not me.
RlCK: l don't understand why you need four bags of books to go to school.
RlCK: l told you l got an audition. l won't be here till 2:00.
RlCK: l've never seen it rain this bad since last year...
RlCK: lt's cats and fucking dogs out there. Cats and dogs indeed.
RlCK: Sorry l'm late.
RlCK: That one too? l need this one.
RlCK: You could have been in front. l didn't see you from the window.
Roger. Disregard. lt was just the information passed on.
Rose is on the phone. Here are the cards for today.
Rose, if l said that l knew, would you stay?
Round One. Three categories. Steals are okay.
Sadly, l couldn't afford to pay the tuition up there.
Samuel Johnson never had his life shit on...
Say goodbye to the plastered down look of heavy hairspray...
Say it, Jimmy.
Say it, Jimmy.
Say it, whatever it is, and l'll listen.
Say something important. Something that you said.
Says the building guy, this is her husband.
Seduce and Destroy will change your life.
Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques...
Seduce and Destroy. This is Chad.
See, l don't wanna be the sort of fella who doesn't keep his word...
See, l try to teach my students to ask:
See, the way we're looked at....
See....
Serve and protect and all that other blah, blah, blah on the side of the car.
Shame on you!
Shame on you. Shame on both of you.
She always threatens me with the gun, but l don't keep it loaded.
She is a good one.
She knew all the fucking stupid things l'd done.
She loves you.
She said that to me last time, when it was...
She says she doesn't feel that way about me.
She waited for your call.
She was in a lot of pain.
She was my wife for 23 years.
She was my wife for 23 years...
She was...
She went crazy. She went fucking crazy, Rose.
She went out. She, uh, said she went out to run some errands.
She's a little nuts. Heh. But she's a good girl, l think. Yeah.
She's gonna go back, you know tell her friends: Yada, yada, yada...
She's gonna wanna fuck with me.
She's my love, my life, love of it. Yeah.
She's sleeping.
Shh.
Shh. All right, all right. Back up, back up. Back up, Max.
Shut the fuck up!
Since we started, l haven't gone to school much.
Sit here.
Smart kid. You got struck by lightning at one time, right?
So beautiful.
So goddamn.... Goddamn....
So if you please just listen to this...
So l hope this is not just for me....
So let's get this show up and away, shall we?
So long.
So stupid.
So that's what you did? You sat it out?
So we'll be back for Round Two in a ring ding do.
So where are you from originally?
So you've done it?
So, Claudia, let me just say, so l can get my role as an LAPD officer...
So, me, l am...
So, see, it's my understanding that information supplied...
So, um, look guys, just work with me on that. Work with me.
So?
Solomon, just let me ask you once, please.
Solomon, please. Please.
Some crazy thought in her ln her head.
Some loud music, A, and some screaming and yelling.
Someone that l didn't want here.
Someone's so and so met someone else's so and so, and so on.
Something like that.
Something like they don't talk much anymore, even.
Sometimes...
Sounds nice to me.
Sounds sad as a weeping willow.
Stanley the man.
Stanley, don't do this to me!
Stanley, get your butt over here.
Stanley! Get your fucking hands off me, you boy producer punk. Hey, Stanley!
Stay in, Max. Stay in. Hey, hey, come on.
Stay out of my motherfucking closet! What did l tell you?
Strong, strong stuff here, boy. Wow!
Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop.
Sydney just happened to pass.
Take a lunch hour. Job's over.
Take it on headfirst with the skills that l will teach you at work...
Tame it.
Team captain: Mim.
Tell him, lt's okay. l'm okay.
Tell him, Thank you for taking care....
Tell me something. Tell me something.
Tell them l got a bad knee or some fucking thing.
Ten years ago, she walked out the door. You touched me wrong. l know that.
Ten.
Thank you very much, and good luck to you and your mother.
Thank you, Dr. Diane.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks, man. You too. Okay, Janet, are you there?
Thanks, Randy. Whoa!
Thanks, Randy. Whoa!
That ain't mine.
That is an eight.
That is excellent, Todd. Next composer, guys.
That is none of your business!
That is not right.
That liquid morphine will knock you down, out...
That man. That beautiful man....
That might be true, but the question l'm asking you, ma'am....
That shows that you love him, and l'm sure he appreciates it.
That was absolutely fantastic, and l thank you very much.
That would be fine. Um
That's all right. lt doesn't have to be now.
That's another thing that goes.
That's fine. That's cool. lt's good to rock out sometimes.
That's great.
That's my old stomping ground.
That's not right, Stanley.
That's right.
That's right. What's your name?
That's the first time you've been right.
That's what Hospice can take care of.
That's what l want you to go to.
That's what you heard.
That's why l am getting the nasty left, right, center, up, down, sideways.
That's why l do what l do? Heh.
That's why people respond so strongly to Seduce...
That's your son?
The answer is four. The answer is 22. Gravity.
The answer is The Life of Samuel Johnson.
The Battle of the Bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey.
The biggest regret of my life...
The book says, We may be through with the past...
The categories are authors, chaos versus superstring, and rub a dub.
The child bearing hips, you know that?
The Corey Haim thing? Terrorist in the high school?
The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide...
The first three notes. Guys?
The fucking regret and guilt, these things...
The goddamn regret!
The goddamn regret.
The kind of love that makes you feel that intangible joy...
The loans for your kitchen that you never did.
The lovely Samuel Johnson. Ah.
The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset.
The most useless thing in the world is that which is behind me. Chapter Three.
The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants...
The other person.
The professor I'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm
The professor I'm gonna teach you about the Worm
The Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith, from the game show.
The sins of the father laid upon the children is Merchant of Venice.
The thing here is to make this experience...
The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large...
Their names were Macready, Horn, and Langtree, among others.
Then l'd like to go. What do you wanna do?
There are stories of coincidence and chance...
There were three wonderful professors who let me to sit in their classes.
There were three, uh, musical sections here...
There. There. You're his lawyer, our lawyer.
There's a son and a kid.
There's coke and shit laid out on the table.
There's more pain than before, and the fucking morphine pills aren't working...
There's no disturbance.
There's no one but me and him! No one!
There's no reason for this many backpacks.
There's nobody in my motherfucking closet!
There's not a fucking...
There's some hottie l'm moving in on...
There's the number of Hospice.
These are the things that tear people up.
They left. l'm sorry.
They must be laughing their asses off.
They were here, and from late last night...
They were identified as Joseph Green...
They will help you. They will take care of the body.
They'll send over a nurse, somebody who
They're at the house. l asked him the exact address, and he gave it, Frank.
They're moving towards a half a million dollar team total...
They're not your friends.
Things go round and round, don't they?
Things that l want to confess to him. But now l do. l love him.
Things that no woman would ever do.
Think fast, catch me, yo
This cannot be one of those things.
This could be a delicate situation for the family.
This female author's most famous work: O Pioneers!
This French playwright and actor joined the Bejart troupe of actors
This fucking kid ain't getting up, and we don't have a show.
This fucking life...
This happens.
This is a long way to go with no punch.
This is an important element of Seduce and Destroy.
This is bullshit, motherfucker!
This is bullshit. For what? For what? For what? Huh? Tell me for what.
This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit.
This is Gwenovier from Profiles. She's here for the interview.
This is incredible. This is fucking stupid.
This is Jack's mother.
This is making a lot of sense.
This is not an easy job.
This is simple and clean, and if done correctly...
This is so fucked, Solomon! l don't deserve this!
This is something that happens.
This is the family. Me and him. Understand?
This is the regret that you make.
This is the worst timing. The worst timing l could ever imagine.
This is the...
This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go.
This isn't cute.
This isn't funny.
This, please, cannot be that.
Thomas Kyd.
Those things about how stupid you are and this and that.
To explain, the suicide was confirmed by a note...
To get involved in this business of his. Of his Of my family.
To help him find his son.
To not do that that maybe we've done before.
To take care of his mother and....
To....
Tough part of the job.
Tough part of walking down the street.
Two years! Two years later, and from your paycheck!
Uh huh.
Uh huh. And what
Uh huh. And what about your father?
Uh huh. What do you do? Whatever's happening, you look into?
Uh, a bit like his Hungarian Dance Number Six.
Uh, but then, uh....
Uh, carbon. Carbon.
Uh, I'm gonna pass, Jimmy.
Uh, kids are in the lead. They get a chance to pull further ahead...
Uh, l'd like a tequila.
Uh, listen, Phil.
Uh, Mim, it says here that you live in California...
Uh, Mr. Earl Partridge.
Uh, my father Well, he was in television. My mother
Uh, my friend knew her.
Uh, place yourself there with your family and friends, if you'd like.
Uh, three, um Uh, variations on the theme...
Uh, we're really only equipped to take orders here, sir.
Uh, what ? What are you looking for?
Uh...
Uh....
Uh....
Uh....
Um, and he would be talking about Pope, who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas.
Um, and they'll play a piece that's...
Um, l can check on that, and later we can take a tour.
Um, your dad asked me to get in touch with you, and l didn't have the number.
Um...
Um...
Um...
Use that regret for anything, any way you want.
Use that. Use that.
Very....
Wait, l'm sorry. So why call me?
WAlTRESS: What kind? lt doesn't matter.
Wanna go in?
Watch and listen.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
We both don't know. What do you mean?
We can fix that, because l can give you
We can make a date to set some other time.
We do as we do, l guess.
We do it. We figure it out.
We have shots fired.
We keep our standards high, and that's why we are the longest running quiz show...
We made that thing. And the money l'll get. l don't want it, because l love him now.
We may be through with the past...
We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.
We need more dog food. RlCK: Talk in the car.
We talked earlier about your mother...
We want Stanley to go, Jimmy.
We, uh, tried to get in touch. We got disconnected.
We...
We're back, ready for Round Two.
We're going quickly. We're gonna workshop it later.
We're gonna learn later that having a couple of chick friends lying around...
We're not going out two days before we set the record.
We're talking to our adult contestants here today.
We've tuned in each day to see the human interaction...
Well, all we really wanted to know was the common element, Donnie...
Well, Frank, l'm saying that in trying to figure out who you are
Well, if l had known, then l wouldn't have asked.
Well, if that was in a movie, l wouldn't believe it.
Well, if this joker shows up again, or you got your music up too loud...
Well, isn't that what they say?
Well, l am, but l'm not.
Well, l can tell you that. This. That l lost my gun today.
Well, l guess my question is this:
Well, l'm not mad.
Well, let me tell you.
Well, maybe.
Well, she says, uh, You go get them, honey.
Well, sing us a ditty, guys. A Chopin ditty.
Well, that is what l wait for.
Well, that right there is the first sign of hearing loss, okay?
Well, that was in French...
Well, that's just incredible. How much are braces, anyway?
Well, the kids have an even 2000...
Well, there's no number for Frank in any of Earl's stuff...
Well, we just do it.
Well, what's the situation?
Well, who was it?
Well, you Why didn't you just, uh ? l don't know.
Well, you're his doctor, and that's why.
Wet Wet is wet. Just that simple.
What am l doing?
What am l doing?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing, dummy?
What can we forgive?
What can't you goddamn fucking talk to me?
What did I do?
What did I do?
What did I do?
What did I do? What did l do?
What did you do with my goddamn kid, Burt?
What do l do when he dies? What next? What happens then? What next?
What do you wanna know?
What do you want me to do?
What do you want? Why are you here?
What does that mean, a spoke in the wheel?
What does that mean?
What does that mean? Where does the money go?
What is it in aid of?
What is it that ?
What is it, huh, that we need?
What is that, Jimmy?
What is that?
What is that? Braces.
What is your fucking question?
What l just said...
What l say is, Denise.
What more do you want me to say? Just give me a second.
What the fuck am l doing? What the fuck am l doing?
What the fuck are you doing in my house?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck do they think out there?
What the fuck do you want?
What the fuck is he doing? What's wrong with him?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this? lt's bullshit, motherfucker!
What the fuck, Frank?
What the fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
What the hell is this, Marcie?
What would l think? Did l think for what l'd done?
What would you like?
What you just said.
What?
What? l'm made to feel like a freak...
What? Men are shit.
What? What? Please. Please.
What's going on? What's happening? Doc, fuck off.
What's that girl? How's that Lily?
What's the question?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
What's your name?
Whatever it is l did, l'm gonna fix it. l'm gonna do the right thing.
Whatever it is, just say it. You'll see.
Whatever you wanna say won't leave this room.
When confronted with the charge...
When high school at an end, what's that?
When l find you, when l meet you, what?
When l met him When l started l met him, l fucked him, and l married him...
When the sunshine don't work The good Lord bring the rain in
When's the last time you talked to your son?
Where is it?
Where is it? Find it.
Where the fuck you going, motherfucker?
Where...?
Where's Linda?
Where's the news department?
Where's your fucking decency? And then l'm asked fucking questions.
Who also spoke of a fellow who was not only dull...
Who asked you to do that?
Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long time oppressor
Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long time oppressor
Who is it?
Who took his life and his money?
Whoa, cut it, Coolio. l've had enough of the mouth and the language.
Whoa, hello, hello. Bonus musical question.
Whoa! Whoa ho!
Whole thing is okay with me.
Why aren't you in school today?
Why doesn't Claudia...
Why don't they have the same last name?
Why not?
Why would l load the gun?
Why would you lie, Frank?
Why?
Willa Cather for 25.
William 35, can you see if you can raise 10 William 28 for me?
With my riff and my flow But you don't hear me, though
WOMAN 15 L 27, 15 L 27, head out to...
WOMAN Press one to hear...
Women don't manipulate us.
Wow, check this out over here.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Woman.
Yeah, but they stay back by the window.
Yeah, he said this, but then, sometimes....
Yeah, her resps are down to six. Let's get the gurney over here.
Yeah, l like iced coffee, generally...
Yeah, l think l'm going to stay on, stick it out.
Yeah, listen, I'm gonna put you in touch with Janet, Frank's assistant.
Yeah, no, there's no Frank here.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah. That's just the kind of prick l am.
Yeah?
Yeah? Yeah, you ready to go, go, go?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. A beautiful porcelain doll.
Yeah. Hey, Phil? Okay. Yeah?
Yeah. l gotta go.
Yeah. lt's all right.
Yeah. lt's not your given name, right?
Yeah. No, you have the wrong number.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you are not here for the fucking food.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. So l went to her school for that grade.
Yeah. What?
Yeah. You know, like l said. Around.
Yes, and l'm listening avidly, fellow.
Yes, but, uh, l mean, she's a woman too...
Yes, it is, but listen.
Yes, Stanley.
Yes, they do. They do.
Yes, you do.
Yes.
Yes. Absolutely.
Yes. Ladies, if you want your husband or boyfriend to
Yes. They did.
Yessiree! Whoa!
You all know you're not gonna spend $135 for it.
You are embedding this thought:
You are here for me to enlighten you, to edify you...
You are my handsome man.
You are not doing the job. The job l ask you to do.
You are the man.
You are two days away from this record. Okay? Nobody's ever done that.
You asshole!
You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine?
You called me a liar. You made accusations.
You can just fucking die, you fuck.
You can use it, okay?
You can't mix those up, you know.
You cocksucker, l know you can hear me.
You come home soon after the show.
You could have come in the front. l don't know. Hurry up.
You deserve to die alone for what you've done.
You didn't like illness, though, do you?
You don't call him. You don't know.
You don't have to be afraid to tell me anything.
You don't have to change the will.
You don't look that bad.
You don't need braces. Yes, l do.
You don't tell me. l know my rights. Just come right in. You can't just....
You don't understand. lt's
You ever been to juvenile hall?
You fucking get on the phone.
You get stuff from people that want you to endorse their product.
You get through this, l'll get you anything you want. Anything.
You go back to the schoolyard...
You got your neighbors real worried for you.
You gotta have that makeup lady fix your hair.
You have a special secret crush over there, l think.
You have so much, so many good things...
You have something you wanna say to me....
You have to be nicer to me, Dad.
You have to go, Stanley. You're the smartest.
You have to tone it. Don't be real aggressive like that.
You in a lot of pain?
You know the answer to every question.
You know, a smart, free person...
You know, Frank T.J. Mackey, he ain't all that. You know.
You know, l l wouldn't mind coming back.
You know, l called the number. Do you wanna come in?
You know, l don't know what to do here.
You know, l don't need anything. I look great the way l am.
You know, l'm just on full afterburners...
You know, maybe memorize what number you see on the dial.
You know, that dying wish...
You know, you know, you know.
You know?
You know? And l won't judge you.
You know? God, does this sound weird?
You know...
You like listening to your music. That's fine. That's fine. Um....
You look tired. You want one of these?
You lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken, my boy...
You lost. They go to the score the time they called it.
You made, um, some references earlier...
You meet a girl, work an A 3 interruption.
You mind if l come in?
You mind if l have a look around for your safety?
You need to ask yourself what you can do...
You need to make a decision.
You pissed your pants?
You prick.
You push me far enough, l will take you to jail.
You regret what you fucking want. Ah.
You said we should say things and do things.
You said:
You say, You're not gonna go outside and play with your friends...
You see what society does? Boy. Little boys, it's:
You see, because l want everything to be clear and clean...
You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
You should know better.
You smell like trouble. l'm fucking hammered.
You still want the peanut butter, bread, and cigarettes?
You suck my dick, that's what's wrong.
You talk in rhymes and riddles and rub a dub...
You talk in rhymes and riddles and rub a dub...
You think she's your friend, Geoff? You think she's your friend?
You understand?
You understand?
You wanna disrespect an officer of the law?
You wanna kiss me, Jim?
You want to be with me...
You want to go tonight?
You wanted my time. l gave it to you.
You went to Van Nuys High, right?
You were just getting warmed up. Getting started.
You were so cute on that game show.
You will not win this game.
You with me, Jimmy?
You with us, Linda? Good.
You'll hear three musical notes, and you are to tell me...
You're a friend of the family, l presume.
You're a good person.
You're a police officer...
You're going to stick with me and this calendar.
You're gonna find stuff out about me, and you're gonna hate me.
You're gonna have to set goals.
You're gonna need this calendar. lt doesn't seem like much.
You're gonna set goals.
You're great. These are great questions.
You're head over heels?
You're Jimmy Gator, right?
You're just gonna wanna keep an eye on the volume level.
You're my friend. You and Earl are clients.
You're not coming fast enough! Open the door!
You're paying $5000 for braces you don't need?
You're so stupid.
You're welcome to call them if you like. See, l didn't get a free ride...
Young woman is afraid, next thing you know, l'm here on a 187.
Your sales suck, Don.
15 L 27, l'm currently code seven.
15 L 27, l'm gonna need backup.
...and one thing at a time. Shut the fuck up.
...and say, No. AUDlENCE: No!
...and that would represent lemonade. JlMMY: For 250. Next notes, please.
...and you handle the answers, okay? Okay.
...and you handle the answers, okay? Okay.
...are you trying to go deaf? What? Ha, ha.
...full throttle through hottie heaven. Okay.
...if they come near me. Okay.
...then, hey, what the fuck? Why not? Ha, ha, okay. There you go.
...to put myself into. Well, no, it's all important.
...which is to ask you for a date. You wanna go on a date with me?
Ah, there's no asshole like you. Cocksucker.
All right, l want you to come in with me. Okay.
All right, you ready to keep winning? Sure.
All that bullshit is true, you know. Yeah.
And Frank? Frank is my mother's father.
And l'm dying very soon. Fuck you.
And, um, do you have Playboy magazine? Yeah.
are just two days and two games away from the What Do Kids Know? record...
Are we doing this? Fucking stupidity.
Are you alone in here? l ain't got to answer your questions.
Are you alone in here? What does it look like?
Are you asking me that? Yes.
Are you close? She's my mother.
Are you lying to me? l live by myself.
Be easier to remember. Yeah. lt gets....
Be ready at 2:00. lt should be 1:30.
Bottled water? Um, no. You know what, forget the water.
Bye. Bye.
Claudia what? Wilson.
Claudia, what is it? Just let me go, Jimmy.
curiosity.
Cynthia? What do you want?
Did you fucking piss your pants? Shut up.
Do me a personal favor. Go fuck myself.
Do not do this. Do not slap me, ma'am. This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
Do you have an agent, Stanley? No.
Do you have that? Yeah, l said.
Do you remember a Miss Simms? l know a lot of women.
Do you want to talk? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does your mother still work? No, she's retired.
dollars and 99 cents. Hold it, Ron. It's only four easy
Don't eat these. This will change your life.
Don't go down my hallway! This is the police!
Donnie. Oh, Donnie. Hello, dear. l need a favor.
Earl did. Bullshit!
even your pocket. And the pocket fisherman's
Fifteen minutes to go over those cards. Sorry.
Find Paula for me. You want her right now?
Fuck you! Listen to me right now, Claudia.
Fuck you. No, no, please, listen to me.
Fucking bullshit. That's right.
Get a girlfriend. l'm trying.
Get away from me, you shithead! Okay.
Get him on the phone with me right away. What happened?
Get out! Go! Your mother would like to hear from you.
Get your hands off me. Let this guy help you.
Get your masters? Hmm? Oh.
Give me a cigarette. Okay.
Give me a second. Uh huh.
Go to the card. Go to the fucking card. Go to the card. Go.
Go to the card. Go to the fucking card. Go to the card. Go.
Good luck, Rick. Hey, Peter.
Got a girlfriend, Phil? No.
Got everything you need? All set, thanks.
Gotta get paid, though. Gotta get paid. Mm hm.
Ha, ha, what are you doing here? l mean l'm her father.
Hang it up! Hang it up! l can't! l can't!
Hang up. No, he asked me to get him.
Have you been doing some drinking? No, ha, ha.
He did. Please, l'm sorry, he did. Bullshit! He didn't ask you!
He's been doing it for 30 years. You don't know.
Hello? Are you there? Hello? No, l'm here. l'm listening.
Hello? JlM: Police! Open the door!
Hello. Hi.
Hello. You Frank? Jack, right? Hello. How are you?
Help us, Marcie. Do they call him Worm?
Her son? Her son. That's right. And the kid.
Hey, Juan, how you doing? How you feeling?
Hi, Cynthia. Jakety, Jakety.
Hi, how you doing? l'm drinking.
Hi. That'll be 31.90.
How did you guys like those nachos? AUDlENCE: Yeah.
How's today, then? Fucking bullshit is what this is.
I take Visa, MasterCard... PH lL: Out of the trash, out of the trash.
Jack. ls Jack your son?
Jim, that was so great. l'm sorry.
Jimmy. l don't know. l really don't.
Just dodging left. Dodging right. Yes, l understand.
Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread. Okay.
Just hold it. LUlS: Where did they get these kids?
Just Jim. Yeah. Good. Okay.
Just lean on me. Mary, take him home.
Just wanna clear some things up. Useless. Mm.
l am the one who says, Yes. AUDlENCE: Yes!
l am the one who's in charge. Yeah.
l didn't even do nothing. Move, ma'am.
l didn't know the answer. Bullshit! Bullshit!
l didn't realize it was that loud. Yeah.
l don't even know no loud crash. Okay, what ?
l don't get off until 10:00. 10 o'clock.
l don't know what l'm doing. Linda, you're safe, okay? lt's all right.
l don't know. He pissed his pants.
l don't know. You were going to ask me.
l don't wanna be the one always. JlMMY: Kids, l don't even have to ask.
l don't wanna have to come back here You won't have to.
l don't.... lnteresting drugs.
l feel so over the top with everything. Running out of your medication at all...
l got troubles. l'll take everything at face value.
l gotta go to the bathroom. Jesus Christ, Stanley.
l have been a good worker. No need for braces, Donnie.
l heard about that. Did it hurt?
l heard your father in the background. Wait. He's there at their house?
l just don't feel that way about you?
l lost my gun today. What?
l love you. Love you too.
l prefer to stand up. Okay. l'm not asking.
l seen too many of those. l'm sorry.
l tell you... GWENOVlER: Don't hurt yourself, okay?
l wanna sit. l wanna talk to you. Don't sit down.
l want you to stay right there. Fucking bullshit, and you know it!
l wanted to do that. JlM: Well...
l will not apologize for what l need. Yeah.
l will not apologize for what l want! AUDlENCE: Yeah!
l will not apologize for who l am. Right on.
l won't say no. Wait, Claudia. Just say no.
l'll be a good listener. l started this, didn't l? Didn't l? Fuck.
l'll get another pill. Another morphine pill. No. Give me the fucking phone.
l'll see you tomorrow morning. Okay.
l'm a bad person. Ha, ha, no. No.
l'm a rapper. Oh, you're a rapper. Oh, okay.
l'm getting off the elevator, Janet. Good. Good boy.
l'm gonna put you on hold. PH lL: Thank you.
l'm gonna save you. Hi? Hello? Okay.
l'm here to help you. Okay.
l'm not gonna call you a slut or something. Yeah, ha, ha. Yeah, right.
l'm not sure l hear a question in here. l'm trying to put this as delicately as l can.
l'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith. Like you said.
l'm sick. Stay that way.
l'm sure she remembers me, ha, ha. She does. From when you were a boy.
l'm trying to be helpful. CYNTH lA: Don't start trouble, Luis.
l've been a good worker. Don't.
l've had so many auditions. l don't have regular classes anymore.
l've seen it before. Oh, other fucking assholes like me?
Let me call you a car, Linda. Shut the fuck up.
Let's make a deal. Okay.
Like what? What do you mean? Endorsements and shit!
Lily? No, l don't.
Linda, what kind of medication are you on? This isn't any fucking medication talking!
Linda. l have to go.
Linda. Linda, calm down. l can't.
Look, l got a serious audition today. Are you lonely?
Look, why don't you ? Look, just give me a second.
ls that cash or credit card? Cash.
ls that still lingering? lt's so boring. Just to clarify....
ls the girl coming in for the kill? No. This is about getting something right...
ls this Seduce and Destroy? Yes, it is. Can l have your phone number?
lt goes to the nearest relative. What's that? Frank?
lt is biological. Yeah.
lt was a long time ago, and people die. Yeah.
lt's Chad. Yeah. Hi, Chad.
lt's fine. No, l'm sorry.
lt's fine. Okay.
lt's metastasized in my bones. Fuck you!
Max. Thanks. Bye.
Maybe we could talk l don't wanna talk to you.
Men are shit. AUDlENCE: What?
Mm hm. ...uh, cigarettes, Camel Lights.
Mm hm. Uh, water...
Mm hm. You see?
Mm. Not really. Um, look, Frank...
Money, money, money. lt's Brad.
Motherfucker. What?
Motherfucker. You fucking asshole. What are you talking about?
My mother had breast cancer. Oh, l'm sorry.
My oral surgery coming. What surgery?
My own reading time in the library. That's pretty cool.
naughty sauce you want fast.
Nice to meet you. l admire your work.
No need for braces. Where are you gonna get the money?
No, l didn't. l'm fine. Stand up.
No, l just Stand here a second, Phil. Okay.
No, no, the grade. What grade are you in? That's 12th.
No, you have the wrong number. Um...
No. But l don't know what l've done.
No. l just
No. Okay.
No. Well, l talked to Miss Simms...
No. Do not joke about that, okay? Okay.
No. l said that already. Mm hm.
Nothing. l'm fine. Why didn't you answer those questions?
Now fuck Unh!
Now, what is going on? You What's the problem?
Oh, l'm sorry. l had no idea. No, please.
Oh, okay. Sounds good?
Oh, that's all right. RlCK: We got caught in traffic.
Oh, that's good. lt was scary, though.
Oh. l'm fucked.
Okay? Now calm yourself down. l am calm!
Okay. All right, good night.
Okay. And she's gonna see what she can do.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Um...
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. Bye bye, Claudia. Bye.
Okay. Let me start by asking you Just a second. One second.
Okay. Okay. Okay?
Okay. See you later. You go to it, handsome.
Pain in the jaw, yeah. Ha, ha. Yeah. How about that?
Partridge? Yeah.
Phil is one of the nurses from the service? Yeah.
Phone number? 818 725 4424.
Picky, picky. Let me tell you this.
Please, lady, calm down. Fuck you too! Don't you call me lady!
Please, yes. Ahem.
Please. Don't, Donnie. Don't do this.
Really? Yeah.
Richard. Bite it, Cynthia.
Roll the credits. Enough.
See you. Okay, buddy, love you.
She was real belligerent OFFlCER 2: Three wedding rings.
She'll be back. Oh.
She's a good girl. Yeah.
She's a little daffy. Yeah. Yeah.
She's good. l need coffee. Ha, ha.
Shh. Hey! ls, uh, what's her name...?
Sit back down on the couch. l ain't gotta do a goddamn thing.
Slowly or quickly? As fast as l can.
So are you her boyfriend? No, l'm just a friend.
So do you still have to do homework? Not as much as l used to.
So this boyfriend bothering you? l don't have a boyfriend.
So we're all set to go, Donnie. DONNlE: Good.
Stanley Spector and his brilliant friends, Richard and Julia...
supposed to be real good at corrective oral surgery.
Thank you. JlM: Thank you.
Thank you. l have us set up in a suite lt's not very safe for you here.
Thanks. Thank you.
That felt good, to do what l wanted to do. Yeah.
That it? Yeah, that's it.
That's a very hard thing. Please.
That's impressive in five years. Cap, can l have some coffee?
That's the information, Frank. What did he say?
That's what will happen. This is so fucked up.
The door was open. You not allowed to come in.
The gentleman who was at the door He's not my boyfriend.
The total is 31.90. Thirty minutes or less. Okay. Thank you.
There you are. There you are. l'm sorry we're late, Cynthia.
There's just so much. So many things. Are you on drugs right now?
There's no one else in here? You in here.
There's no one else. No one else! l was just
There's nobody in there! l told you! JlM: Marcie, quiet down!
There's things l have to talk to you about. l don't want to talk to you.
They don't go by fucking sports rules! Richard, shut it and cut it out.
This close. Wow.
This is Doc. Doc, it's Janet.
This is Doc. We can go in right here. Sorry l'm late.
This is Miles. Clear them out.
To say something. Okay.
Uh huh. l was wonder whether the weather people...
Uh, he's in the interview, Janet. lnterrupt him.
Uh, she was a librarian. Why does that sound silly?
Walking towards the elevator, Janet. Fine. Phil, are you still there?
Wanna call me a slut now or something? No, l don't.
Wanna make a deal with me? Okay.
Want another one? Yes.
Wants one thing. lt's okay.
Was that unclear? Kind of.
Was that your boyfriend? No.
We are taught to apologize. l am sorry. Give it up.
We're gonna start rolling now. What? l thought we were rolling.
Well, Hollywood, mainly. What did your parents do?
Well, in trying to figure out who you are.... ln aid of what?
Well, is that illegal? Sort of.
Well, l don't know what l've done. Yes, you do. You do.
What are you doing? l got Frank. Frank, Earl's son.
What can l get you? Uh, Diet Coke.
What do you do? They let me have my own study time.
What do you guys wanna do? Just what l said.
What happened? What's going on? Nothing. Go away.
What is it? lt's in my ear.
What is it? Did you forget something? No. No, l'm...
What is it? Please, please. Please. lt's okay. Just let me go.
What is that, uh, when it gets to the end? Graduation.
What is this, a point? A game? What the hell is he doing?
What is your name? Marcie.
What kind of cancer? lt's brain and lung.
What time? 8 o'clock.
What was that? Nothing.
What was your name again? Amy, Mr. Jennings.
What? Just say no.
What? That's right.
What's M.O.W.? Hello. Movie of the week.
What's the problem? l need to go to the bathroom.
What's this bullshit? Do not do this.
What's up, Janet? l have to talk to Frank. ls he nearby?
What's your name? Claudia.
Where are they? DETECTlVE 1: They are not to be found.
Where does that name come from? What name? My name?
Where is he? l don't know.
Where is he? Do you know? Who?
Who you gonna call? l wanna see this. l, uh
Who? Linda. She's in the hospital...
Whoa! Slow down. You can't just come in here.
Why don't l put the medic on? Don't let him do this.
Yeah, but there's no disturbance. Then you got nothing to worry about.
Yeah, sure. Thanks.
Yeah? To not do that.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You have that? Okay. Uh, one of those.
Yeah. Fine. Yeah. Bye.
Yeah. l'm listening. l'm getting better. Do you wanna sit down?
Yes, now. We're on the air in 20 minutes.
Yes. Okay.
You been doing some drugs today, Claudia? No.
You been doing some drugs today, Claudia? No.
You better watch your mouth. Why don't you mind your own business?
You do? Yeah.
You don't have a boyfriend? No.
You don't know how crazy l am. lt's okay.
You don't know how fucking stupid l am. lt's okay.
You don't want any water? No. l just....
You got a record contract? Not yet.
You got it. Ha, ha.
You Gwenovier? Yeah.
You just gotta get through this, okay? Okay.
You know? Yeah.
You listen to it all the time like that? Yeah.
You live alone? Yes.
You need to do that. l will.
You need to sober up. Now, you must really shut the fuck up.
You shut up! Mind your own business. Gently, son.
You understand? Not exactly.
You wanna buy some candy to help ? No. No, sorry, little man.
You wanna call me a whore? No, l Claudia....
You wanna know who killed that guy? Okay. You come here.
You want me to help you? Shut the fuck up.
You will not control me. No! AUDlENCE: No!
You will not take my soul. No! AUDlENCE: No!
Your book is okay. How you doing? l'm fine.
Your memory? Time lines, you know?
... l correct a wrong or right a situation...
... l enjoy a warm cup.
... l have my bazookas, l have my jets pointed right at you.
... l have my Tasers, l have my lCBMs...
... l have you listed as the only son of Earl and Lily Partridge.
... l never loved him.
... l will not screw it up. You gave me an opportunity.
... l will not take it anymore.
... l would like you to put yourself at a picnic.
... l'm telling you this now, you see....
... l'm....
...about picking up chicks, sticking your cock in.
...an argument swelled three stories below.
...and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane...
...and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion.
...and a scuba diver...
...and a suicide.
...and a What Do Kids Know? record.
...and all that old man on a bed....
...and answered questions with Jimmy Gator.
...and author of Seduce and Destroy...
...and clarifying answers to an earlier question.
...and clarifying answers to an earlier question.
...and Daddy, oh, he hit me, so that's who l am.
...and Daniel Hill.
...and for a bonus Um, Uh, 250...
...and he's forced to take care of her.
...and his money, and tell you to do this...
...and if you're listening to your music that loud, they're inconvenienced by that.
...and in my research...
...and in the diamond, it's in hard form.
...and in the end, we'll see who's the boss.
...and intersections, and strange things told...
...and it lands in your body and your head.
...and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun...
...and it will certainly diminish the pain that he's in.
...and it's a little bottle. lt has an eyedropper.
...and it's like The past two days, he can't really swallow...
...and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight...
...and l did so many bad things to him that he doesn't know.
...and l didn't want her to be a woman.
...and l don't know if the pills are going down. He moans and he hurts.
...and l don't know who to talk to or what l should do...
...and l figured you should probably talk to them since you're here.
...and l guarantee, l guarantee, money back
...and l have to see something, and l'll be back.
...and l lost.
...and l wanna help people.
...and l wanna thank you for sharing that with us.
...and l want to apologize for me and all the stupid things that l've done.
...and l went behind her over and over.
...and l won't let you walk out on me.
...and l work for, uh, a man named Earl Partridge.
...and l, um l don't know if the pills are going down.
...and l'd come home and get in her bed...
...and l'm scared that once you find that out, you might not like me.
...and l'm the laughingstock of a lot of people.
...and let me tell you, they are a terrific challenge for our kids.
...and making you hurt and happy and all over...?
...and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
...and not hurt anyone else...
...and not see my man, my Earl, and tell him, uh....
...and now say hello to your favorite host and my boss...
...and on the first of May, we celebrate V Day.
...and pick up any little honey l meet that has even one second to stop.
...and play as it lays.
...and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach.
...and say, l love you.
...and she asked me for advice about a guy.
...and show yourself to me now, with your hands up.
...and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death.
...and that goes:
...and that he would help them do that if that's what they wanted.
...and that scars. That hurts.
...and that was from the opera Carmen...
...and that you have two kids.
...and that you have two kids.
...and that's all that they wanted to do, kill each other...
...and the adults are down a little bit with 1025.
...and the adults are way up with 47.
...and the answers to the questions l've asked is incorrect...
...and the blah, blah, blah...
...and the final one on one round to determine who's who today.
...and the guilt of what l've done....
...and the North American Teachers' Foundation.
...and the place where three kids get to challenge three adults...
...and then it is:
...and they have each done an arrangement of the classic favorite, Whispering.
...and they offer Pennzoil.
...and this will be the third section that the whistlers....
...and through the morning, screaming and yelling.
...and two to leave a personal message of your own.
...and undemanding and loving...
...and we hope there's 30 more years of watching that happen.
...and we talked about your father and his death.
...and which is which, and who only knows?
...and work out of the North Hollywood district.
...and you have that crush on big titted Mary Jane.
...and you have the balls, the indecency to ask me a question about my life?
...and you just...
...and you seem so straight and put together, without any problems.
...and you seem so together.
...and you were forced to take care of your mother during her illness...
...are...
...as a physical, recreational, and sporting sort...
...as he passes the arguing sixth floor window.
...as painless and easy for him as possible.
...as religiously as l preach them.
...as the, uh As
...because at the end of the day, Seduce may not be just...
...because l have just met with the adult challengers backstage...
...because l have my lasers...
...because l wanted his money. You understand?
...because of La Nina or El Nino or whatever the shit.
...because they're true, you know.
...began with a simple suicide attempt.
...besides me and besides you in this house?
...better known as the dead guy in the closet.
...between Jimmy and some very special kids...
...but a cause of dullness in others.
...but a day like today, you know, with the rain and whatnot...
...but contact Hospice to arrange for the body.
...but for you not to feel like you're sitting there like a jerk.
...but he's probably getting all pumped up right now.
...but it is going to make all the difference in your world.
...but l feel like l'd be a fool if l didn't do something l really wanna do...
...but l need to know that you're listening to me, okay?
...but maybe you could put me in touch with somebody if l explain myself?
...but maybe you just don't say everything.
...but most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen...
...but now l know l'm in that will. We were all there.
...but one time l can help someone, l make a save...
...but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha.
...but that doesn't mean anything to me. See, see See, l used to be smart.
...but that's the way of the world. Good luck, as always.
...but the past ain't through with us.
...but the past is not through with us.
...but the real problem we have here is that you got people around you...
...by you and your company...
...can be very, very effective in getting some bush.
...comes in real handy in setting jealousy traps. We'll get to that later.
...Craig Hansen took his life.
...Delmer's true passion was for the lake.
...died in 1980.
...do you need to hear the all too famous line
...even worse than he is now, Linda. l mean...
...Faye Barringer swore she did not know the gun was loaded.
...for Frank T.J. Mackey's next seminar.
...for the American Association of Forensic Science...
...for the low cost of 49.99. We take all credit cards.
...for the things that l've done, that l fucked up?
...for window washers that would've broken his fall...
...Frank T.J. Mackey is Earl Partridge's son.
...fucking like a doll.
...had suddenly become a successful homicide.
...have outside meteorological services...
...he decided to do something.
...he's a tough one.
...her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties.
...husband, father, pharmacist, and all around gentleman resident...
...if l answer questions...
...if that's important to you.
...if they can answer the following secret bonus musical question.
...in coal, it's mixed up with other impurities...
...in television history. l wanna say something about these kids now.
...in the city of Los Angeles on March 23rd, 1958.
...in the language in which the opera was written...
...in the right hip pocket of Sydney Barringer.
...is just $39
...is just how hard it is to do the right thing.
...is l want you to do your fucking job!
...it's not like l'm trying to attack you here.
...Jimmy celebrates his 12,000th hour of broadcast this week.
...Jimmy Gator.
...just dripping to wet your dock.
...like a bucket of acid and nerves running around...
...like they don't know each other much or well, you know?
...like this is the scene of the movie...
...look suspicious, ask questions.
...making that call.
...maybe we can have another cup of coffee.
...men.
...no guts to say the things that are real or something....
...not if his parents took his freaking life...
...not really lie...
...now available to you on audio and video cassette.
...of classical composers...
...of Greenberry Hill, London.
...okay, Mr. Mackey?
...one subtle look my way for me to know...
...only to find, five stories below, a safety net installed three days prior...
...or better than you are or whatever...
...or else you risk damaging your ears. Seriously.
...or if they have in house instruments.
...or l have to go to the bathroom?
...or l'm smart...
...or one of the many handguns in the house.
...or whatever you think that l think and on and on.
...over there on, uh....
...people afraid to say things...
...people who work from home trying to get some work done...
...please to present the next, uh, musical....
...put your microphone on for me, please...
...question after question?
...regret that you make and the something you take...
...said that he had seen, six days prior, the loading of the shotgun.
...say what we're thinking and not lie about things.
...screaming and yelling something.
...see, because l am what l believe.
...since l came here as an officer of the law...
...smarter, cooler...
...so come along with me.
...so how does she feel about Seduce and Destroy?
...so if you are this person, please leave me a message at box number 82.
...so we all go in here. Come on.
...so what the hell happened?
...so, what we're looking at here is a true rags to riches story.
...sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer...
...somewhere between the lake and the tree...
...Stanley Berry...
...story, l say. Ha, ha.
...Sydney's mother and Sydney's father.
...that l had...
...that l may have done.
...that l may have molested her.
...that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water.
...that strange things happen all the time.
...that that's a judgment on them, but that is not what l do.
...that this is not just something that happened.
...that was three years ago.
...that will make the other person not like them.
...that you might need to think about putting yourself into.
...that you took care of your mother while she struggled with cancer...
...the water that it took to contain the fire...
...the young woman is afraid to speak out.
...then l think that your family history, your actual family history...
...then l'm a happy cop.
...then you be with me.
...there is an account of the hanging of three men.
...there is the story of a fire...
...there really is no going back.
...there's something else to consider.
...they wanna impress people.
...they'll call in the Harvard SWAT team or some shit.
...this person's personal description of themselves...
...to have any hard body blonde...
...to send you off into the now not so unknown future...
...to, uh, subjective human experiences and terrible things, and, um....
...trance like state that will get you...
...uh, you can sing it. Heh.
...um, like goat milk, goat cheese, goat All that stuff.
...until that entire room is cleaned floor to ceiling.
...volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four...
...was stronger than anything you can think of.
...we are at the end of Week 7, heading towards Week 8...
...we have the kids: Richard, Julia, and Stanley.
...well, then....
...what it might represent that you would find at a picnic.
...whatever you think might scare me won't.
...when it comes to those, you know, or who broke whatever record.
...when your mother finally passed away.
...where the guy is trying to get ahold of the long lost son...
...which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime...
...who are going to play, uh
...who was something.
...who, uh, wanna destroy me.
...with these three incredible kids, who Hello, hello.
...with two children and one bouncing baby grandchild on the way.
...with whoever you gotta check with...
...you are gonna give me that cherry pie, sweet mama baby.
...you check, you make your phone calls...
...you don't make.
...you know, and he's pretty out of it.
...you make some, and okay.
...you shouldn't regret anything.
...you still need to start honing your skills on a feminist.
...you will see that l have been nice enough to include one. See?
...you're gonna damage not only your ears, but your neighbors' ears as well.
...you're gonna have to take care of, and we can go over them...
...you're so eagerly, uh, wanting to put on national television.
...your neighbor and caretaker after your mother died in 1980...
'84 to '89.
'Cause l throw what l know With a resonance