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Magnolia (1999) Magnolia is a riveting cinematic masterpiece directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, released in 1999. This

Magnolia (1999)

Magnolia is a riveting cinematic masterpiece directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, released in 1999. This enthralling ensemble drama intertwines the lives of interconnected characters searching for meaning, love, and redemption in the San Fernando Valley. The film features an exceptional cast, showcasing the talents of Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and many others.

As an emotionally charged exploration of the human condition, Magnolia delves into themes of coincidence, forgiveness, and the universal desire for connection. The film seamlessly weaves intricate storylines, blurring the lines between reality and fiction. The raw performances, coupled with Anderson's bold directing style and exquisite cinematography, create an unforgettable cinematic experience.

If you are captivated by the melodic and haunting sounds of Jon Brion's emotive score from Magnolia, you can now play and download these enchanting compositions here. Immerse yourself in the ethereal beauty and complexity of the film's music, allowing its haunting melodies to transport you into the depths of the characters' emotional journeys.

A boy who lived in the building...
A couple of ice cubes.
A good, beautiful person...
A job l give you.
A little kid, and l'm not there.
A little moral...
A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to.
A man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself?
A man of genius who gets shit on as a child...
According to your book, you ended up at UC Berkeley?
Actually, l'm confused about your past, is the thing.
Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life...
Adultery is not against the law.
Adults won a coin toss backstage, so they get to pick first.
Ah, they don't look so tough.
Ah.
Ahem, this is quite an important chapter, as you will see.
Ain't no confessor, so, buster, you better just shut the fuck up
All l need is a two.
All right, he's in here...
All right, ma'am, you wanna test me?
All right, you look at me. Look at me.
All right? Please. l'm just Please.
All right? You wanna tell me about the law book, we can do that.
All right. All right, let's go.
All right. Let me try to explain myself without it seeming crazy.
All the security and whatnot. You understand?
All you need is a deuce. All right.
An American legend and a true television icon...
And as a police officer, l can tell you...
And as for ruined but by himself...
And come June, oh, baby, it is the lick of my spoon.
And five, four, three, two....
And five, four, three, two....
And five, four, three, two....
And for what l would like to say, l can't.
And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining
And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining
And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in
And if we can do that...
And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator...
And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator...
And it makes me look like a fool.
And it stinks.
And it's on my mind.
And l am trying to think this was all only a matter of chance.
And l bet you say that to all the girls, huh?
And l can listen.
And l cheated on her...
And l don't think you're gonna screw it up, okay?
And l feel like a fool.
And l have a son.
And l hope it hurts. l fucking hope it hurts.
And l know.
And l might get 20 bad calls a day...
And l think they have those scenes in movies...
And l told them to leave, so it's no big deal.
And l want you to stay away from me.
And l went to another school, you see.
And l'll die.
And l'm ashamed.
And l'm not there...
And l'm trying to....
And late! Always late! Loans!
And she does die.
And she has cancer.
And she knew what l did.
And so it goes, and so it goes.
And sometimes Jesus says:
And sometimes they need to go to jail.
And that's not what should be done.
And the book says:
And the hips.
And the winner is...
And there is the account of the hanging of three men...
And watch her die on him.
And we do these things, move through this life.
And we generally say:
And we move through this life, we should try and do good.
And what does she say?
And what l learned from Barbara Simms is that your mother, Lily...
And what most people don't see...
And when the shotgun accidentally went off...
And you asked that we should say things...
And you gotta believe me, this is really happening.
And you happen to get a little blow job out of it...
And you have been warned...
And you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off...
And....
Any kind of dairy product, any kind Dairy recipe...
Anything baseball. Um, anything dealing with numbers...
Are you ? Are you her boyfriend?
Are you listening?
Are you Phil? PH lL: Phil, yeah.
As a matter of fact, we may even take you folks on the road with us.
As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack...
As three classical composers might have written it.
As you probably heard by now, we sure gave that Pope a run for his money.
At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine story building...
AUDlENCE: Mark the calendar.
AVl: How are you paying for the braces? l don't know.
AVl: lt's, like, $5000. l've seen it. l know. Now you're pissing me off.
AVl: Your teeth are straight. l need surgery!
Back again, again, again. l'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not...
Back and in for me...
Back up, Miles. Back up.
Be cool. Stay in school, okay?
Be subtly abusive so they don't know what's happening.
Because it is a game, guys. You wanna think it's not, huh?
Because it's universal, man.
Because l was swimming in what was as opposed to what l wanted.
Because l'm not a toy.
Because me and my brothers, we like to celebrate...
Because they don't have the same last name.
Because they really happen.
Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things.
Because we've....
Because what?
Best known for the tragedy of blood genre, this playwright
Bet you can't answer any questions now, though, huh? Ha, ha!
Better pour you one of these, huh?
Bing, bang, boom.
Bonjour, Josephine. Maintenant je suis en Egypte.
Borrowed from Exodus 25.
Bottom line? Language:
Brad, good to see you. lt's good to see you.
But here l go. l'm No.
But if you look into your packs, reach deep into your packs...
But let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get right down to it, boys.
But now l'm just stupid.
But the love...
But this is my job, and l love it...
But today is a dangerous day...
But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl.
But you can't do it every day...
But you can't say.
But you need to realize that, uh, once you give it to him...
But you see what l'm getting at. Oh, yeah, you see what l'm getting at.
But you're gonna be surprised at what a waste it is.
But, uh, we met.
But, uh, you like listening to your music loud.
Call 911. l think l had a stroke.
Call me about that guy with the teeth, okay?
Calm down, take it easy, and be a good boy...
Can l get you anything?
Can l have your phone number?
Can l tell you something?
Can you forgive me?
Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney.
Can you go in the final fucking moments and change the will?
Can you talk about your mother, Frank?
Can you tell him l'm sorry...
Can't afford it? We'll work out something for you.
Check that ego Come off it, l'm the prophet
Cheers.
Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey!
Claudia, it's.... l'm not lying to you. This is the truth.
Claudia, l'm sick. l'm sick, Claudia.
Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me...
Claudia, why don't you let me handle the questions...
Claudia! Claudia, are you there?
CLAUDlA: l'm coming!
CLAUDlA: Thank you. What do you wanna talk about?
CLAUDlA: What the fuck is this? JlMMY: lt's me, Claudia. lt's me.
CLAUDlA: Yes, hi! Hello!
Cocksucker.
Cocksucker. That's what you used to like to say, right?
Come August, we like to celebrate...
Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake.
Come on out of the cold and order Seduce and Destroy...
Come on over, Mim.
Come on, come on, come on. Snap out of it, man.
Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier. l am firing pearls at you here.
Come on, man, just watch me.
Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on.
Come on. Stanley.
Commercials, a sitcom, an M.O.W. or something.
CYNTH lA: lt's upstairs. Have you ever been there?
Denise the Piece.
DETECTlVE 1: He comes around, raises some shit...
DETECTlVE 2: And what is she saying? OFFlCER 1: Not a goddamn thing.
DETECTlVE: And you didn't load the gun?
DETECTlVE: Help us help your son, Marcie.
DETECTlVE: They had a fight. An accident. OFFlCER: They call him Worm?
DETECTlVE: We wanna know where your son is.
DETECTlVE: We wanna know where your son is.
Dick tooting ******s Masturbating your triggers
Dick, Dick. l'm sorry. Dick.
Did she talk to you?
Did you ever go out with someone and just lie...
Did you ever touch her?
Didn't you hear me? l said l'm coming, and that means l'm coming!
DlCK He's a family man who's been married for over 40 years...
DlRECTOR: And 15 seconds. LUlS: You got any cookies or anything?
DlXON Check that ego Come off it, l'm a prophet
DlXON: Leave this one to the detectives, they ain't gonna solve shit.
DlXON: No. Come here.
DlXON: Tell me what you know. l'll tell you what l know.
Do good things with her. Share the things.
Do good.
Do they look smart? No.
Do you feel better now that you've said this?
Do you have love in your heart?
Do you know a Jack, by any chance?
Do you know Lily, Phil? Do you know her?
Do you love me, Rose?
Do you really think she's gonna be there when things go bad?
Do you remember Miss Simms?
Do you understand?
Do you want a cup?
Do you want to call him on the phone? l can call him.
Do you, um, take cream or sugar?
Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone.
Does she know how you feel about her? Have you discussed that?
Don't do that. Don't. Oh.
Don't do this, ma'am!
Don't ever let anyone ever say to you...
Don't get strong, Donnie. This is making sense.
Don't go away, you fucking asshole.
Don't go down my motherfucking hallway!
Don't taunt the kids.
Don't tell me to go away.
Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt.
Donald W. Winnicott. 1911. North America. South America.
Donnie, do you have an answer?
Donnie, you got struck by lightning that time in Tahoe.
DONNlE: Just throw some money around.
DONNlE: lt's Hamlet to Claudius.
DONNlE: So what?
DONNlE: The cause of dullness in others.
DONNlE: Yes.
Dying of cancer. So...
Earl.
Eighteen, blue booklet.
End of Round One. Excellent work, ladies and germs.
Everything's fine. Relax. Relax, darling. Everything's fine.
Except you think you got a grip 'Cause your hip got a holster
Excuse me, can you bring me low fat milk, please?
Excuse me, is there a problem over there?
Excuse me. See Thank you, Muff. lt's a funny thing that
Facing the past is an important way of not making progress.
Find a good one, hold on, and all that.
Find him on a....
Find it.
Find Lily.
Find the gun, Jim!
Finish it up without the lip.
First of all, you're gonna have to turn down the music so we can have a conversation.
First question, for 25.
For me to make myself feel better about what l've done...
For something l don't even....
For your trouble ass fiend ln weaning yourself
FRANK I'm gonna say again. Order Seduce and Destroy now...
FRANK Ifyou order now, you can get Seduce and Destroy...
FRANK Why didn't you call?
Frank, are you there?
Frank, what the fuck do you want me to do?
Frank?
Frank?
Frank.
From around here. Valley?
Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house.
Fuck you. Get out!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Can't get that fucking name.
Fuck. This is fucking bullshit!
Fucking asshole that l am, l'd go out and l'd fuck...
Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi.
Get out of the street now.
Get out!
Get out! Get the fuck out of here!
Get out.
Get the fuck out of my house now!
Get your stuff. Come on. Gotta go. Love you.
Get your stuff. Come on. Gotta go. Love you.
Getting braces.
Give me lf you give me that...
Give me information. l want the information. That's what l want.
Give me that line back...
Give me that. Give me.
Give you a clue for the bust if you show me some trust.
Give you the gift that l flow. Think fast.
Glad you like my work. All right. Moment of truth
Go find...
Go to 23 in your white books.
Go to bed.
Go to the card.
Go, go, go.
God damn you, fucking asshole.
God damn. My little fucker. Ha ha ha!
God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch!
God, please help me figure it out.
Good. You have a chance to look those over?
Green, Berry, Hill.
Guys?
GWENOVlER: All it takes is one second? Just one second, girl.
GWENOVlER: Frank, l'm really not trying to attack you here.
GWENOVlER: Oh, come on, Frank.
GWENOVlER: Thank you. Good, good. This is going great.
GWENOVlER: This isn't meant, um...
Ha, ha, l would love that.
Ha, ha, you don't know, huh? Well, it's not a bad way to be.
Ha, ha. l just don't understand why you're calling me.
Ha, ha. This is fucking funny.
Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said:
Hang in there, buddy. l'm sorry l squeezed your arm.
Hang it up! You don't do that.
Has there been some screaming and yelling here?
Have a great lunch!
Have I been around that long?
Have you ever been hit by lightning?
Have you seen death in your bed? ln your house?
He ain't all that. Didn't get me.
He doesn't wanna talk to him, so fuck you that he asked that!
He is killed instantly, but continues to fall...
He needs more pills, and l need some answers...
He needs more pills. He needs more Fuck it.
He said that he wanted them to kill each other...
He started about 35 minutes ago...
He's 14 years old.
He's 50 years old.
He's a dying man, and he's sick...
He's dying. He is. He's dying very, very rapidly.
He's here in town, but l don't know.
He's his nurse. He's sitting there with him.
Hear that?
Heh. You could have quite a party, all that stuff.
Hello, Mary. How are you and the seven kids?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma.
Hello. Hi, uh, is Frank there?
Hello. You're back again, huh?
Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach...
Here we go. You call up your so called friend and set a date.
Here you go.
Here.
Here's the line.
Hey, Avi.
Hey, Avi.
Hey, come here. Come here.
Hey, l'm sorry, uh....
Hey, lady.
Hey, Phil, are you there?
Hey, wake up.
Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it.
Hey, you don't wanna see me.
Hey.
Hi, Mary. Hi, hon, Stanley.
His name is Frank Mackey.
His parents argue three stories below.
His parents? His mommy and daddy?
His son does not exist. He's dead. He's dead.
His wife was Mary Parke Custis. l know he had seven children.
Hmm, a very chatty kind. lndeed you do, it seems.
Ho ho, you think again.
Hold it, homeboy. l don't need to hear that word.
Honey, you haven't seen trouble. Wait till next commercial break.
How are you gonna know when those eight days are up?
How come every word you use is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck?
How do we do this, then?
How much you pay me for my help?
How to fake like you are a nice and caring person.
How to fake like you are nice and caring.
Huh, guys? When things go wrong, do you think they're gonna be there for us?
Huh. Piss and shit.
I do, Jimmy. Prometheus.
I don't care what your last bank statement is.
I guarantee, money back guarantee
I have to take everything...
I let my love go.
I love my job, and I love to go to the movies.
I want you to talk to him.
I'm 32 years old, and l'm 6'2 tall, and I weigh about 180...
I'm 65 years old.
I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin...
I'm sorry. I didn't know what else you wanted me to do here.
In The New York Herald, November 26, year 1911...
It's gonna help you get that naughty sauce that you...
It's not what you deserve. It's what you take.
Jackass crackers, body stackers
Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere.
Jerome Samuel Hall. Did he fight your husband? ls this the Worm?
Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, how can you tell me to calm down?
Jim Kurring.
Jim, l got a surprise for you today.
JlM Well, hello. This is Jim. I work in law enforcement.
JlM: 15 L 27, uh, l need some help.
JlM: Ah, yeah. Does that hurt? No.
JlM: And that is a very tricky thing on my part...
JlM: But it's a 24 hour deal.
JlM: Come on. Come on.
JlM: Come out now with your hands up!
JlM: Hello? MARClE: l turn around, there's something.
JlM: l just wanted to come here...
JlM: Let me tell you something.
JlM: lt's the LAPD! Open the door!
JlM: No can do.
JlM: Sometimes people need to be forgiven.
JlM: Stay right there, Marcie. Don't you go in my bedroom!
JlM: That is confidential information, little man.
JlM: This is the LAPD!
JlM: Well, that's a natural thing.
JlM: What?
JlM: You can forgive someone.
JlMMY Let's jump right in.
JlMMY: Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice.
JlMMY: Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question.
JlMMY: For 500. And the third set of notes. Guys?
JlMMY: Let's listen.
JlMMY: lt is!
JlMMY: Mim. MlM: Um, that would be Robert E. Lee.
JlMMY: Stanley, passing to one of the other kids.
JlMMY: Stanley? Willa Cather.
JlMMY: Todd? That's E G G, which would be egg.
JlMMY: Yes, Mim.
JlMMY: Yes, Todd. Well, Jimmy, l know this.
JlMMY: Yes, Todd. Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms.
JULlA: l'll get it because l'm a good actress, Richard.
JULlA: That's not an official rule. Not an official rule?
JULlA'S DAD: Like a pigsty. But it's the outfits we're into now.
Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters.
Just one sec.
Just relax. That's it.
Just tell me practical things, like what the fuck do l do with his body?
Keep fit. Stay healthy.
Keep your body running good.
Keys to my store. The codes to my locks. The life and blood of my business.
Kids are up a leg with 1500...
Kids, adults...
Kids, what's going on?
Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge.
Know anybody involved in that Alan Thicke thing?
Know that you should do better.
L l don't even know if l have it, actually.
L l don't want any money.
L What the fuck can l say to ? l don't know what to say to that.
L 27, roger.
L ain't fucking with you!
L always go. l always answer the questions, and l don't wanna do it anymore.
L am doing my fucking job, Frank.
L am dying.
L am not gonna cry for you.
L am not gonna cry.
L am not gonna take care of him. What does he want? Did he say?
L am so fucked here if you do this.
L am so sorry, baby. l am so sorry.
L can help you solve the case. l can tell you who did it.
L can help you through this, but there's certain things...
L can help you. Make you the man with the plan.
L can remember things, but not right there.
L can say things. Oh, fuck.
L can see the things, you know.
L can't fucking do this.
L can't hold on to this any longer.
L can't let this go.
L can't read your name tag. What's your name, please?
L can't see inside his mouth anymore, and l'm up all night staring at him...
L can't...
L cheated on her.
L come in here, l give these things to you...
L come in here. You don't know me. You don't know who l am, what my life is...
L confuse melancholy with depression sometimes.
L confuse the two, and l don't care.
L could go down the hall, walk down the street...
L could walk out if this room right now.
L couldn't live with myself with this thing that l've done.
L didn't know.
L didn't mean lt seems vulgar or something, l know.
L didn't mean to walk in on you like this.
L do things, and l fuck up.
L don't go out very often.
L don't have any money, Solomon. lf you fire me
L don't know how fresh it's gonna be.
L don't know how to do this.
L don't know what l'm doing.
L don't know what l've done.
L don't know what's gonna happen. lt's so fucked.
L don't know.
L don't know.
L don't know.
L don't know. l hadn't thought about it. That's not true. l have thought about it.
L don't know. l mean, um.... What is this?
L don't know. We gotta talk.
L don't like to talk shop over coffee.
L don't think braces is a good idea.
L don't think there's anyone in this room that doesn't understand that pain...
L don't wanna go.
L don't wanna go. l can't do it this time.
L don't want him to die. l didn't love him when we met...
L don't want to be challenging, but l have to ask, um...
L don't want to do this.
L don't want you to think
L don't want you to think l'm that way to you.
L don't.
L even have love for you, friend.
L fell down and l couldn't see for a minute, but l'm okay. Get your hands off me.
L finish one of these seminars, Gwenovier....
L fucked around on him many times. l sucked other men's cocks.
L fucked around. l fucking cheated on him. l fucking cheated on him.
L fucking hate you.
L gave you a fucking chance, and a chance, over and over, and you let me down!
L get a call on the radio from Dispatch.
L get so fucking jazzed at these seminars...
L give. l give.
L got a call of a disturbance here.
L got a call of a disturbance, and l'm going to check it out.
L got a call of a disturbance. l wanna see what's going on.
L got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance.
L got a lot more drinking to do before l go on.
L got it. l got it.
L got sick, and then l fell down
L got the message. Yeah, l couldn't find you.
L gotta go. l don't have time.
L guess a lot of the doctors are balancing out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so....
L had someone come to my door.
L had that question.
L have l have l have l have my surgery.
L have a son, you know.
L have cancer, Mary. l have about two months.
L have cancer.
L have love all over.
L have love.
L have more important things...
L have no idea where he gets this shit. He's a fucking genius, really.
L have no idea.
L have no time.
L have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life?
L have so many debts, so many things.
L have to tell you something. l have something to tell you.
L haven't been on a date since l was married, and...
L haven't thrown up since l was 20 years old.
L just don't know where to put it.
L just have to get dressed, all right?
L just wanna clarify something. Something that l understand...
L just wanna keep playing. l'll keep playing. l'm fine.
L knew the answers. l'm not half as smart as you...
L know l know...
L know because l was there, Earl.
L know l can do that sometimes, and l won't.
L know l can do that sometimes, and l won't.
L know l did a stupid thing.
L know this is really hard for you right now.
L know this sounds silly, and l know that l might sound ridiculous...
L know you don't love me now.
L know. l know things.
L lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly.
L live by these rules...
L looked through the address books. There's no number. There's nothing.
L lost my gun today...
L love you, and l'm sick.
L love you, Brad. Brad the bartender.
L love you, my darling.
L love you.
L love you.
L loved her so.
L loved Lily.
L mean, it's just us with the phones, and that's what we do, you know
L mean, it's not lt's over, you know?
L mean, l can give you my number and you can go check...
L mean, like l said, he's dying.
L mean, the law is the law...
L mean, there are women...
L mean, you have to move forward. The past has its place.
L mean, you know that, to a performer, that's food, right?
L mean...
L mean...
L need corrective oral surgery.
L need to keep working.
L need to sit down.
L never charged interest.
L never found someone, really, that l think l'd like to go out with.
L paid you back!
L pay you. l give you a paycheck.
L put you in my store. My salesman.
L put your name up on a fucking billboard.
L reach for it.
L really l have to get dressed!
L really do have love to give.
L remember now. ln the sixties, right?
L said, No. We're going to school, not a fashion show.
L said, uh:
L saw her.
L see it. l know it's there.
L see that pen.
L see you got your TV on there too.
L see.
L set goals for myself...
L set it at two and a half, and then l know that's a good listening level for me.
L tell you, l do.
L think l'm gonna throw up, l think.
L think maybe you've known.
L think she thinks...
L think that if you have something that needs to be cleared up, well, then...
L think this is something important...
L thought he would love me.
L thought you were flirting with me.
L thought....
L told you who did it, and you're not even listening to me.
L trust you with so much!
L try to stay physically fit. My job demands it.
L used to be smart. Now l'm just stupid.
L wait for those calls. And l wait and l pray.
L wanna change his will. Can l change his will? l need to.
L want to, uh God, l want so many things.
L want you there in case he needs anything, because l am not gonna help him.
L want you to go to your white Your white books.
L want you to know that l hate your fucking guts.
L want you to know that l'm not succeeding in the bush...
L want you to meet this young lady, okay?
L want you to turn to page 18 in your blue booklets.
L wanted to tell you. l wanted you to know.
L was l was wondering....
L was listening to you.
L was misguided, pathetic. Not the Frank T.J. Mackey...
L was there.
L was told that he left you and your mother...
L was told that your father is Earl Partridge.
L was told that your mother died, Frank.
L was wondering about the weather department.
L was.... He's gone.
L went for one this morning with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim.
L went to see her.
L will drop kick those fucking dogs if they come near me.
L wish the circumstance was better.
L won't be mad if you don't know who said what.
L won't let you say those things.
L won't stand for that.
L wouldn't have brought that up if l had known.
L wouldn't say l went. l frequented.
L'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh.
L'd like to get an order of, um, peanut butter...
L'd like to talk to you. Uh, your boyfriend let me in. l just
L'll be a good listener to you if that's what you want. You know?
L'll be back in a while, Phil. l have to do some things...
L'll be goddamn good for you.
L'll be right back.
L'll talk to you l'll talk to you tomorrow.
L'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything...
L'll tell you the answer, because l had that one.
L'm l'm in a fucking state. lt's like he's going, and l don't
L'm No l'm off tonight, yeah. That would be
L'm 12 years old, in school, in sixth grade.
L'm a happy cop.
L'm almost done.
L'm an officer for the LAPD...
L'm asking l'm asking you that.
L'm away on a tangent.
L'm Captain Muffy, Frank's assistant.
L'm dying. l have cancer, Claudia.
L'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow, for my teeth.
L'm getting up there, though.
L'm going to turn and walk away and not look at him...
L'm gonna be late for work.
L'm gonna do what you said, Claudia.
L'm gonna need your help, Phil. You got to help me on something today.
L'm gonna put him on.
L'm gonna put you down!
L'm gonna treat this young lady right.
L'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man.
L'm Jimmy Gator.
L'm like a fucking action hero after that.
L'm looked down at, and l know that...
L'm lost out here.
L'm not a doll.
L'm not a doll. l'm not silly and cute.
L'm not a good cop.
L'm not crazy! Don't you tell me that l'm crazy!
L'm not gonna give you a citation here...
L'm not gonna write you up.
L'm not sure, Stanley.
L'm okay.
L'm quietly judging you.
L'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from TV.
L'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith.
L'm Ray.
L'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon.
L'm sick, and l'm in love.
L'm sick.
L'm sick.
L'm smart. That should make me something...
L'm so fucked up right now, Alan.
L'm sorry l slapped your face.
L'm sorry, but l'm not gonna say l'm sorry much more.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry. l had to get dressed.
L'm sorry. l... He just.... He asked me.
L'm sorry. l'm looking for a Frank Mackey.
L'm sorry. This is my job.
L'm sorry. Um....
L'm sort of giving away the answer here, but
L'm Superman. l'm like a.... A fucking....
L'm sure it's real helpful, lce T.
L'm telling you, l have love.
L'm the coordinator for the show, and you will answer the questions l ask.
L'm through playing games.
L've been a good and loyal worker for you, you fucking assholes!
L've been thinking since you opened the door.
L've cheated on you, and it kills me...
L've cheated on you.
L've fallen in love with him now for real, as he's dying, and...
L've never told anyone. Uh, l didn't love him...
L've, uh
Lady.
Lady.
Lady. Lady.
Learn how to make that lady friend your sex starved servant.
Let me tell you what we're gonna teach Denise when we set goals, all right?
Let's check the scores on the board, shall we?
Let's get the jacket off. lt will help you to breathe.
Let's go. You should have done that 10 minutes ago.
Let's have a Chopin ditty here. l can't....
Let's make some fucking money here, people.
Let's say make it around 7:30. You call her on the phone.
Lf he hadn't pissed his pants, we would have won this motherfucker!
Lf it's the middle of the day, that's what l do.
Lf l have to open this closet, you will get shot!
Lf there is anyone in this closet, come out...
Lf you continue to listen to your music at that level...
Lf you don't maintain it, l'll be fixing it.
Lf you had a job, you'd probably understand, but...
Lf you really, really wanna make that friend something else...
Lf you really, really wanna make that friend something else...
Lf you wanna take nothing, renounce the will when the time comes.
Lf you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine...
Lf you're not here for a 187.
Lf your car is running good, take it to Jiffy Lube...
Life ain't short. lt's long.
Like a shrink. lf l go see a shrink, l'm protected.
Lily! Please!
Linda, stop!
Little prick.
Living to get older With a chip on your shoulder
LlNDA: He's dying. He's fucking dying as we're sitting here.
LlNDA: Put the fucking phone down!
Ln fact, all you spend here during this special TV promotion...
Ln my fucking sleep, Burt.
Ln pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite...
Ln return, you smash in 7 Eleven!
Ln school....
Ln this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for.