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Ed Wood (1994) "Ed Wood" is a biographical comedy-drama film released in 1994, directed by Tim Burton. This masterpiece

Ed Wood (1994)

"Ed Wood" is a biographical comedy-drama film released in 1994, directed by Tim Burton. This masterpiece showcases the life and career of Edward D. Wood Jr., portrayed by Johnny Depp. Ed Wood was known as one of the worst filmmakers in history, yet his sheer passion and dedication to the craft make him an endearing character. The movie delves into his struggles, triumphs, and peculiar relationships with actors and colleagues, including Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi, Sarah Jessica Parker as Dolores Fuller, and Bill Murray as Bunny Breckinridge. With Burton's signature style, the film captures the eccentricity of Ed Wood's B-movies and celebrates his unique artistic vision.

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A bum is what he is. I told you we should've got Karloff!
A few years ago I actually saw him do Dracula live.
A girlfriend who would jump in front of a car like that.
A good time.
A great star like you, you must have dozens of 'em lined up.
A new final speech.
A nightmare.
A quack.
A race of atomic supermen
A race of atomic supermen
A sterling, young actress, Dolores Fuller.
A sweet memory of her joyous living.
Aaaarrr!
Aah!
About how your movies need to make a profit.
About the apostles.
Action!
Action!
Action.
Action.
Action.
Action.
After all these years, the press is finally interested again in Bela Lugosi.
Ah, cheer up. Don't lose heart over what happened tonight.
Ah, don't worry about it, Bela. You're better than all this.
Ah, it's such a waste.
Ah, Mr. Welles. Is it all worth it?
Ah.
Ah. How do you turn this on?
Aha!
Ain't that the truth?
All I wanna do is tell stories.
All right, because if you're not going to smile, please don't bother.
All right, everybody, that's it for today.
All right, everybody. Let's get set up for scene 112.
All right, fine! You can direct it.
All right, friends. Prepare for scene 32.
All right, gang. Actors in positions. Let's finish this picture.
All right, I'm coming. I'll feed you, my darlings.
All right, kids, let's knock 'em dead.
All right, let's put it on film!
All right, let's shoot this fucker.
All right, look.
All right, people, let's get ready. Actors! I must have my actors!
All right, people, settle. And action!
All right.
All right.
All right. All right, Harry.
All right. Great!
All right. What if I told you you could have a star for $1,000?
All the characters and oversees everything.
Alleluia
Alleluia, alleluia
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Criswell.
Amen.
And
And a bunch of other people I've never heard of.
And action, Tor.
And action!
And action!
And bingo! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And cut!
And cut!
And cut! Beautiful.
And cut! Perfect!
And cut! Print. We're moving on.
And cut! That was perfect.
And cut.
And end this destruction.
And having the medics discover my secret.
And he's the happiest human being in the world.
And his own octopus attacks and eats him.
And I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
And I was curious if you'd signed a director yet.
And I wish to commit myself.
And I'm anxious to see it.
And I've got to have more shots of the military!
And if I ever see ya again, I'll kill ya!
And it'll probably stop by the time we get to the desert.
And let us sing
And lovely, lovely, lovely ingénue Loretta King
And my associates and I will take a look at your little opus
And now I need the other sixty thousand.
And now you wanna make it again?
And now, for the first time,
And pay my back rent with the profits.
And remember, my friend,
And somethin' tells me he'd make a helluva leadin' man.
And The Mercury Theater with Orson Welles.
And then after it's a hit,
And then Dr. Vornoff falls into the pit
And then I went out with the Wolf Man. Ugh! What an evening.
And there's a part I believe you're ideal for.
And they're always trying to cast their buddies.
And this is lovely starlet Dolores Fuller, who will play Janet Lawton.
And Victor Crowley himself praised its realism.
And we'll release it as Bela Lugosi's final film.
And what about this, this so called Barbara character
And when you rub that swatch of angora, it makes you refuse.
And worry about what people are gonna think of ya.
And you don't want to see it fail.
And you know what else? The women...
And you must be Hungarian.
And you're leaving your house, you're in a hurry.
And you're upset.
And, uh, the tests came back fine.
Another production.
Apparently he was addicted to morphine.
Are we good friends, or is she just a casual acquaintance?
Are you people insane? I'm the director!
Are you serious?
Aren't you scared, little boy?
At the stroke of midnight,
At Universal, we used to shoot one or two scenes a day.
Atomic age stuff, huh?
Attaboy. Good.
Audience laughs, applauds. 'Say, that's a kooky place to sleep.'
Audiences always liked it when I sparkled.
Aw, come on. Nobody does all that.
Aw, for Christ's sake.
Aw, gee, honey, I'm so happy for ya!
Back in the old days, yes.
Based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls
Be sure and keep your face covered.
Became a tomb.
Became greater and greater agony.
Became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks.
Because Brother Tor couldn't fit in the sacred tub.
Because he's my friend!
Because in their collective unconsciousness,
Because we are going to bear witness to the baptism of our new members.
Because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.
Beg to differ? A bloodsucker, right? I'm talkin' about my towels.
Bela Lugosi? Lugosi's all washed up. What else you got?
Bela needs a job. I can't even get a film going.
Bela,
Bela, I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight.
Bela, Tor and Cris are coming. You'll have fun!
Bela, what happened?
Bela, would you like a wine?
Bela, you'll be sitting there. Okay?
Bela!
Bela!
Bela!
Bela?
Bela?
Bela?
Bela? Bela, wake up.
Bela? What happened?
Bela.
Bela.
Bela's returned from the grave.
Better.
Better. Thank you for asking. And your friend?
Beware of the big, green dragon
Beware.
Beware.
Beware.
Beware.
Billy Bob!
Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life.
Boy, you know, every Saturday afternoon me and my dad
Bravo! Bravo!
Bride Of The Atom!
Brothers and sisters,
Bullshit! I'm ready now. Roll the camera!
Bunny, I gotta go.
Bunny? We're makin' another movie.
But all I have is a fifty. I just came from my banker's.
But all I have is a fifty. I just came from my banker's.
But before it begins, I think we should all give a hand to the man
But Eddie can knock off 20, 30.
But first we're gonna start out
But he stood me up at the restaurant.
But he's got a good heart. At the end of the picture, he saves the girl.
But I don't want anybody else to resent that, okay? Please?
But I kinda like the dark gray one.
But I never missed a Lugosi picture after that one.
But I really want this job.
But I shall show the world
But I shall show the world
But I think it's important that you know
But I'll give you everything I've got, a few hundred dollars.
But it ends with Dr. Vornoff falling into the pit.
But it'll star Bela Lugosi.
But look, we are professionals.
But maybe together we can work this out.
But now, no one gives two fucks for Bela.
But now, the children of the night are calling me.
But only if you shut up and let me do things my way.
But the distributor wanted a punchier title.
But the guy that owns the stage needs his money.
But they didn't get to touch a frame.
But they want Charlton Heston to play a Mexican.
But unfortunately, we don't have enough money.
But we're more efficient, so we could bring it in at about 70 grand.
But what if we develop this solenite bomb?
But when it's over, we'll have a picture that'll entertain, enlighten
But, Bunny, you're perfect for this job. You know these people.
But, can I have your autograph?
But, Eddie, it's pouring, and the car top is stuck.
But, only if he really appears female:
But, Poodle...
But...
By April 19, 1970,
Can you imagine what that guy would look like in a movie?
Can your heart stand the shocking facts
Can't see!
Can't you just see me in the part?
Certainly.
Certainly.
Children! I love children!
Come in!
Come on, come on.
Come on, it's gonna be a big event,
Come on, let me get you to the hospital.
Come on, let's get up.
Come on, let's go! We're getting the heck outta here!
Come on, this way.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on, troops!
Come on. Let's go.
Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassiere and panties.
Confused by his great loss,
Could you gather around?
Could you please hold?
Could you please open up?
Could you run it again?
Cripes, what am I gonna tell the cast? It's press night and there's no press!
Cue rainstorm.
Cut!
Cut!
Cut.
Cut.
Damn!
Darn. I thought they kept this open.
Dentures. Lost my pearlies in the war.
Despised.
Despised.
Did you see that kid grab Vampira's boobies?
Didn't you just make one called Bride Of The Atom?
Digging up consecrated ground to be highly offensive.
Do as I command you!
Do my toes.
Do the doctors say you're gonna get outta here?
Do we break up?
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Do you have any idea how much money he made for this studio?
Do you know anything about the art of film production?
Do you know that I saw you perform Dracula in Poughkeepsie in 1938?
Do you know that I've even had producers re cut my movies?
Do you reject Satan and all his evils?
Doctor
Doctor Acula? I don't get it.
Doctor Acula.
Does this mean you don't like sex with girls?
Doesn't it strike you as a bit morbid?
Dolores, I have five days to complete this picture.
Dolores!
Dolores.
Don't blame me!
Don't get goofy on me.
Don't move.
Don't scratch the tentacles.
Don't sprinkle the damn things! Soak 'em!
Don't the big hits always have big stars?
Don't worry, Bela.
Don't worry. We're almost there.
Don't you have any savings?
Don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality
Don't you want a second take for protection?
Dracula, The Black Cat, The Raven.
Ed, I got the Lugosi doubles outside.
Ed, I'm really busy.
Ed, I'm so proud of you!
Ed, it's over. I need a normal life.
Ed, this isn't the real world!
Ed, you seem like a nice kid. Look around you.
Ed, you're still young.
Eddie,
Eddie,
Eddie, help me.
Eddie, I don't understand.
Eddie, I want to thank you.
Eddie, I'm obsolete.
Eddie, take a bow!
Eddie, there's no such thing as a psychic.
Eddie, what kind of a movie is this?
Eddie, you're gonna be late for your own premiere.
Eddie!
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie. I'm so tired.
Eddie. What if I'm not in so big a hurry?
Eddie's the only fella in town who doesn't pass judgment on people.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Eh, what a mess.
Ehh.
Everybody, we're about to embark on quite a journey: four days of hard work.
Everyone! Everyone!
Excuse me one minute.
Excuse me, Eddie. I don't mean to interrupt. I'm worried about the light.
Excuse me. Can I get everyone's attention, please?
Excuse me. You just moved here?
Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.
Fine mess like this will frighten anyone.
Fine! Shoot whatever baloney you want.
Fine. Let them.
First celebrity ever to check into rehab.
Floating above the dunes.
For me to maybe play one of these parts?
For that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
For what reason?
Forget it! We'll make our own movie and you'll be a big star again.
Freaks!
From outer space. It's science fiction. Very big with the kids.
From that old Willows place. I want...
From the dead!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! You come out here!
Furthermore, I predict
Gee, I never noticed that. Put a wig on him!
Gee, Mr. Lugosi, I've never had any complaints.
Georgie, I thought Glen Or Glenda?
Georgie?
Get in! Come on! Go on, get in!
Get outta here! Get outta here!
Get your heads down!
Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers.
Gimme the gun.
Give this man satin undies, a dress, sweater and skirt,
Glen Or Glenda? Now, that was a hell of a picture.
Glen.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Go get 'em.
Go out sometime, grab some dinner maybe.
Go set up by the lake.
God, how can you act so casual when you're dressed like that?
God, this show needs better jokes.
Goddamn Variety had to print the story before I got the rights.
Good boy.
Good thinking. All right, we'll talk about days three and four later.
Goodbye.
Gosh, where's my pink sweater?
Gotta calm down.
Goulash.
Grave robbers from what?
Great to see ya! 8:00 on the dot. Right on time.
Great.
Great.
Great. All right, gang, here's the scene.
Greetings, I am Slick Slomopavitz, Seeker of Adventure.
Greetings, I am the Count.
Greetings, my friend.
Greetings, my friend.
Greetings, pal! I'm Slick Slomopavitz, Seeker of Adventure!
Greetings! I am the Count!
Greetings! I am the Count.
Ha! That's ridiculous.
Have a nice cup o' joe, you'll feel much better.
Have you ever thought about investing in a motion picture?
He doesn't have any money.
He eats little boys,
He has no hair.
He just entered the street dressed
He look nothin' like Bela.
He tried to kick that and he got readdicted to methadone.
He's a little slow, but a good boy.
He's done some very important things, he's a nice person to know.
He's gonna play the young hero.
He's in the executive building.
He's kinda got his ears.
He's old and frail, but he's still Bela Lugosi and he's really nice.
He's still alive.
He's too short.
He's too tall.
Hello again.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Here we go.
Hey, big shot! Get off your ass and get this over to the executive building.
Hey, come on! Let's split!
Hey, how'd you do that?
Hey, I think I see somethin'.
Hey, it's not that bad. You can't concentrate on the negative.
Hey, this is looking fantastic!
Hey, what a kooky place to sleep.
Hey, whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape?
Hey, you can't talk that way about my movie!
Hey!
Hey! Cops!
Hey! Throw me that whiskey!
Hi.
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. Would you like some water?
Hmm. Those sound kind of small.
Hmm. Wood Productions, the mark of quality.
Home?
Home.
Honey, it was the only way I could get the movie made!
Honey, what if I'm wrong?
Honey!
Hopefully, very soon.
How about these?
How about when the policemen arrived in daylight, but now it's suddenly night?
How can I make you happy?
How can you just walk around like that in front of all these people?
How dare that asshole bring up Karloff?
How do they expect a Hungarian to pronounce this dialogue?
How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized
How do you do? I'm here to see Mr. Feldman.
How I would've
How long have you been doing this?
How much do your motion pictures cost?
Huh? Is he available Friday night?
Hunted.
I already gave you my three hundred.
I already presold Alabama and Oklahoma.
I am 74, but I don't know it.
I am Criswell. I know all.
I am sorry! What did you want me to say?
I am terribly sorry to bother you while you're shooting
I beg to differ.
I beg to differ.
I brought the script. You'll be portraying the ghoul's wife.
I can never seem to find my clothes anymore.
I can't afford a star, so what are we even talkin' about?
I can't believe this.
I can't even remember the last time I saw him in a picture.
I can't see anymore!
I could make an entire movie using this stock footage.
I didn't feel well.
I didn't know whether to kiss him good night...
I didn't mean all 11 states!
I don't feel so great.
I don't fully understand
I don't hire directors with burning desires to tell their stories.
I don't know
I don't know how to make goulash.
I don't know if I can handle a night shoot.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know, Bill.
I don't know.
I don't know. This is all a lot to absorb.
I don't like it.
I don't like scary movies.
I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap.
I don't need to blow some dentist for a part. Forget it.
I don't think he's a schmuck.
I don't want you to show the movie, I want you to be in it. Let me explain.
I envied him. Hell, I envied you, too.
I envied him. Hell, I envied you, too.
I even waited outside to get your autograph, but you never came out.
I feel much better!
I gave you everything I have in the world, three hundred dollars.
I get it. See ya later.
I got a letter from the government.
I got a little surprise for you.
I got the early edition, hot off the presses!
I gotta save 'em!
I guess I shouldn't have picked a steak house.
I had my comic books and pulp magazines.
I hate when that happens.
I have been a drug addict for 20 years.
I have never told anyone
I have no home.
I have nothing to do with that.
I have nothing to live for.
I haven't worked in four years.
I heard it was in the will, it was how he wanted to be remembered.
I heard you were becoming a lady.
I just did a play in Hollywood
I just shot this baby for Screen Classics. It opens next week.
I just stuck it out so you could finish your movie
I just wanted to meet you.
I kind of need it now.
I know Bela Lugosi's a world famous star and you're all very excited
I know it by heart.
I know what it's like to live with a secret
I know what you said, but I can't hear you.
I know. But I'm scared it's not going to get any better than this.
I like it. I like it.
I like the ones with love stories.
I like to dress in women's clothing.
I like to wear women's clothes.
I like! When do movie shoot?
I love those shows.
I make movies like Chained Girls.
I mean, I can't see the difference, I'm color blind.
I mean, this is our life. It's so embarrassing!
I mean, you're just as great as you ever were.
I meant California, Oregon, and what's that one on top?
I met him recently and he really wants to be in our movie.
I need all the transsexuals and transvestites I can get.
I need help.
I need someone with experience
I need to take my medicine.
I need transvestites! All right. Bye.
I need your help.
I offer you mortals the bird of peace
I predict Bride Of The Atom will be the biggest moneymaker of all time.
I predict men will have colonized Mars.
I predict your next project will be an outstanding success!
I said, you've got the who...
I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here.
I shall perfect my own race of people,
I shall perfect my own race of people.
I started thinking about what you were saying
I tell ya, I wasn't scared of being killed, but I was terrified of getting wounded
I tell you what, Mr. Ward. Why don't you leave your film cans with me.
I think she's a honey.
I think the boss has been looking for you all day.
I thought I could stop wearing these things.
I thought this was a group effort.
I tried. Honestly, I tried.
I understand this science fiction is very popular, but,
I wanna thank you again for last night.
I want a script in three days. We start shooting a week from Monday.
I want test tubes, beakers and one of those electrical things that buzzes.
I want that lightning, I want those two explosions
I want this film to tell the truth.
I want to make another picture.
I want to suck your blood.
I want you staying away from the old Willows place.
I was calling to see if you'd like to attend
I was classed as a madman, a charlatan.
I wasn't going to tell you about it.
I will be healthy,
I wish it was your movie!
I won't let you down.
I work fast and I'm a deal. I write and direct. And I'm good.
I would love to be involved in that.
I woulda bet a million bucks that Ed wouldn't finish this picture.
I'd better get going.
I'd sure like to play her.
I'll have no problem remembering.
I'll just get a double to finish his scenes
I'll make you a drink.
I'll read it as soon as I get home.
I'll see you then. Bye!
I'll teach you to disobey me!
I'm a director, writer, actor and producer.
I'm a film producer and I'm currently in production on a science fiction piece
I'm a movie director.
I'm about to tell you something that I never told any girl on a first date.
I'm already 30.
I'm getting a bad feeling about this. Let's get out of here.
I'm going to drink your blood.
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm here about directing the Christine Jorgensen picture.
I'm in pictures.
I'm just a really big, big fan. I've seen all your movies.
I'm just an ex bogeyman. Make a right.
I'm just waiting for the final okay from my good pal at Warners, Mr. Feldman.
I'm looking forward to this production.
I'm Loretta King. Oh, here, take the chair.
I'm no good.
I'm not getting near that goddamn thing.
I'm not much of a housekeeper.
I'm on your side.
I'm planning on dying soon.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. That's all that matters.
I'm terribly allergic to them.
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm very tired.
I'm with Mr. Lugosi. How is he?
I'm, uh, Edward D. Wood, Jr.
I've got a car.
I've got something to say.
I've heard so much about you.
I've never been to a movie premiere before!
I've waited all my life for this shot, and I'm not gonna blow it.
If it hadn't been for these men,
If you give me the gun
If you look good and you talk well, people will swallow anything.
If you make this picture,
If you want to make out with a young lady
In the clothes he so much desires to wear.
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
Is reporter Janet Lawton.
Is that angora?
Is that right? Well, maybe I can help you out.
Is there anything I can get for you? Water or a blanket?
Isn't he dead?
Isn't he?
Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives.
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
It ain't gonna be the Christine Jorgensen story no more.
It ain't gonna play in L.A.!
It doesn't even matter if they're right for the part.
It is awfully expensive.
It is blasphemy.
It is when it works.
It makes me feel comfortable.
It strikes us as very inflammatory.
It takes me much time to reemerge.
It was much scarier in person.
It was your friend's... Dracula.
It will star Bela Lugosi.
It'll be wonderful! We'll be at peace!
It's 8:15. We can't hold the curtain any longer.
It's a guaranteed blockbuster.
It's a pleasure.
It's a shame.
It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses.
It's all about razzle dazzle, appearances.
It's all I've got.
It's all in the eyes and the voice
It's all make up and grunting.
It's beautiful.
It's gonna be a great picture and you'll love your character. Have a seat.
It's horse shit.
It's just something I do.
It's not a monster movie.
It's scary. And if you don't like that, it's romantic.
It's the damn money men.
Janet Lawton is clearly the part to play.
Jesus Christ! And you never told me?
Just became a habit.
Just left. The morgue wagon oughta be along most any time.
Just like Dracula. Cue Vampira.
Just like Orson Welles did in Citizen Kane.
Just make sure it's seven reels long.
Just so you can make a monster movie?
Just take me to the couch.
Just to say howdy to some of the backers.
Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit!
Karloff?
Kathy.
Keep Sunday open, the producers want us to get baptized. Okay.
Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick.
Kind of reminds me of my house. What a dump!
Lacking in all other clothing?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Last night was quite a romp.
Let me look at this. Okay.
Let me show you something.
Let me tell ya, ya can't lose.
Let's do a take. Okay?
Let's get that first shot off. Scene 17, Glenda looking in the window.
Let's go down and find out whose grave it is.
Let's go!
Let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker.
Lift up your voice
Lights!
Like a young man.
Like Jekyll and Hyde.
Like that last Francis the Mule picture. It got terrible notices.
Like what?
Listen, Bunny? Bela's here. I gotta go.
Listen, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me transvestites!
Listen, I heard about your new project
Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to
Listen, the movie's getting made, that's all that matters.
Listen.
Living like an animal.
Living like an animal.
Lobo will fix.
Lobo. He's tough, he's a brute.
Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary glands
Long hair, make up, clothing, the actual contours of a girl.
Look at his head! It's uncanny!
Look at those jugs.
Look into my eyes.
Look, buddy, I've got real offers from real studios.
Look, he's got some nice things to say here.
Look, I'm with some friends and we're about to eat.
Look, when I said you could have the western territories,
Look, why don't you just say, This casket has...
Look, would it be possible to make the ghoul's wife a little less prominent
Look, you seem like a nice guy, but you're just not my type.
Look, you seem like a nice guy, but you're just not my type.
Looks like big baldy had a little trouble gettin' through the door.
Loretta, Tor, I wanna explain this scene, it's a little complicated, but...
Loretta, you're in a trance, you glide in and get on the operating table.
Lugosi's dead and Vampira won't talk, I had to give somebody the dialogue!
Lugosi's in it, but it's a small part.
Ma'am, your bill comes to $2.20.
Man from New York even said he's putting me on the front page.
Marched down the street in our uniform to the little movie theater.
Maybe it was just fatigue or maybe it's the indignities of war.
Maybe the biggest money maker you've ever had.
Maybe you just need to raise the money yourself.
Medical examiner been around yet?
Mexico
Mexico.
Millions of people will live there.
Miss Vampira!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. More neck.
Money in the bank.
Monsters, graves, bodies!
Morphine.
Most transvestites do not want to change their life, their bodies.
Moustapha and King are Chablis.
Move the crypt stage left, and let's get Tor's make up effect ready.
Mr. Bunny, what's wrong?
Mr. Feldman? Ed Wood.
Mr. Johnson, congratulations on your victory.
Mr. Lugosi, I know you're very busy
Mr. Lugosi, it is an unparalleled privilege to meet you, sir.
Mr. Lugosi?
Mr. Lugosi's here.
Mr. McCoy.
Mr. Reynolds, this is the acorn that will grow a great oak.
Mr. Weiss
Mr. Weiss, thank you so much. You won't regret it. I won't let you down.
Mr. Weiss? Ed Wood here.
Mr. Wood, this is Mr. Reynolds, your landlord.
Mr. Wood!
Mr. Wood!
Mr. Wood? I only got one hour of sleep last night.
Music swells. Cut and print!
My associates and I,
My dear Professor Strowski,
My eyes are killin' me.
My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer.
My God!
My gosh, Bela! How do you do that?
My gosh, look at that guy. He's a mountain!
My gosh, what happened?
My gosh!
My mind's in a muddle, like in a thick fog.
My mom wanted a girl, so she used to dress me in girlie clothing.
My name is Bela Lugosi
My pleasure, ma'am. Now, how much will this picture cost?
My pleasure. I'm Orson Welles.
My stockbroker must've transferred the wrong account.
My wife of 20 years left me last month.
Naturally. Always happy to help with a little larceny.
Never to return again.
No problem.
No water. No liquids.
No, Bela, that's incorporates.
No, dummy, I didn't say goose, I said ”goose bumps.
No, he's not dead. He lives in Baldwin Hills.
No, I don't care if they're not actors. I want realism!
No, I love sex with girls.
No, I love you like a brother.
No, I think my film is perfect for you.