Boyz n the Hood (1991) Edit

A pill ain't gonna keep your dick from falling off.

About a week later, I'm over at her house.

About living in a violent world.

After you eat.

Ain't nobody cutting my hair.

Ain't nobody from outside bringing down the property value.

Ain't this a bitch?

All of my friends was dropping out of high school...

All right, all right. Just sit down for a second.

All right, G.

All right, hold up. Get ready, get ready.

All right, I guess.

All right, you got it.

All right?

All right.

All y'all. Everybody.

All you ever do around here is eat, sleep and shit.

All you have to do is take the SAT test.

Always look a person in the eye. Do that, they respect you better.

And flip that meat over.

And I say that I'm gonna be the one who marries you.

And now that I want to flap some skins, Brandi ain't even down for it.

And that's why we celebrate Thanksgiving...

And the last one, I think, was...

And this is my other son, Darin.

And what's that supposed to mean?

And?

Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his kids.

Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his kids.

Anybody know where Ricky Baker lives?

Anyway...

Are you listening to me? Sit down, now! That's enough!

Are you Steppin' and he's Fetchit?

Are you trying to ask me something?

As I said, he's highly intelligent. He has an enormous vocabulary.

As soon as I go inside, boom! We go at it, nonstop.

Ask her how come she don't say hi when I speak to her.

Baby got more cakes than Duncan Hines!

Baby was fine!

Bad shit!

Basically, yeah.

Be careful with him.

Be one less ****** out here we have to worry about.

Bean pies. World famous bean pies. Like a bean pie, mister?

Because I'm a comedian.

Besides, I don't like having my son out in the cold.

Bet you bite a chip.

Big country booty! Big country titties!

Black man ain't got no place in the Army.

Black owned with black money.

Black people selling the rock, pushing the rock. Yeah, I know.

Body was booming, like right out of Jet centerfold.

Boy, don't look at me funny if l ask you to do something. Take this.

Boy, go get this girl some cornmeal.

Boy, you look more and more like your daddy every day.

Brandi, I want you to calm down and I want you to go home. You hear me?

Brandi? Yeah, I'm gonna call you back.

Brandi's mom say you're cute!

Break it down for me. And, hey...

Brenda, Ricky and Doughboy are out here fighting.

Brenda.

But don't think you're special.

But I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.

But I'm getting old now, see?

But that gives you no reason, do you hear me, no reason...

But you're ready to act like we are, though?

Café au lait, please.

Can I get you something to drink?

Can you really get it from letting them suck it?

Can't I be nice to my son? Do I have that right?

Can't learn shit, talking to no stupid ass bitch.

Cash for your home. You know what that is?

Check that motherfucker out.

Check this out. Here come the reverend.

Chris, tell him I ain't gonna take his ball.

Chris, you know Tre, right? Remember, we were playing ball?

Clean my room and water the lawn.

Clean the bathroom sink, floor and tub.

Clean up that hair.

Come here, man. Look at all these people back here.

Come on, fuck him up, man! Fuck him up!

Come on, man, move the plastic. You're sitting on the good part.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. Fix that shit, man.

Come on, ****a, let's bail!

Come on, shoot me.

Come on, Tre. Let's go, son.

Come on.

Come on.

Cool.

Cool.

Couldn't anyway. Pops'd kick your ass.

Cut!

D, go to the store for me and get some cornmeal?

Dad, can I ask you something?

Damn, brother, how did you get so big?

Damn, man. You know, Furious is deep.

Damn, she got a banging ass.

Damn, your daddy mean. He's worse than the bogeyman himself.

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn! Come on!

Damn! Moms be fucking with his ass without fail.

Damn.

Damn.

Darin?

Did y'all get them?

Did you know that Africa is where the body of the first man was found?

Do he got a girlfriend?

Do what?

Domino, motherfuckers. What you say about that?

Don't be cussing so motherfucking loud. My moms don't like that shit.

Don't be using God's name in vain.

Don't ever go in the Army, Tre.

Don't fuck me, fuck your wife. That's why you got a baby.

Don't get smart with me, I'll knock your ass in the middle of next week.

Don't hurt him, man.

Don't matter, though.

Don't touch him! Don't you ever touch him!

Don't worry. I can take care of myself.

Don't you know the man's about business?

Don't you know this is a dead body?

Dough...

Drink your café au lait. It's on me.

Driver! Put your hands on the steering wheel!

During the time allotted for a section, you may work on that section only.

Either they don't know...

End up dealing 'caine, just like him.

Espresso, please.

Every time you turn on a TV, that's what you see.

Everybody in the mall was running. Bitches running out of Contempo's.

Everybody trying to bum rush them. Trying to jib and all, right?

Everybody's been there.

Excuse me, I'm getting some cigarettes.

Excuse me, Mama.

Excuse me?

Excuse me...

Ferris always trying to start some shit.

Five dollars. Man, that ain't shit.

Fool, I wasn't even talking to you.

Fool, shut up. You be doing that shit too.

Fool, that ain't shit. I beat your ass three times already.

From eating all that corn bread and shit, I guess.

Fuck all that shit. I'm going into the fucking Army.

Fuck that, I don't want to play no more. Let's bust some spades.

Fuck this shit. Fuck it.

Fuck you looking at, ****a?

Fuck you, man!

Fuck you!

Fucking them dopeheads, you stupid ass ****a.

Furious.

Get a good look around, you know, a feel for the school as a whole.

Get him, Dough.

Get off me, with your big 4 by 4 head! Get off!

Get off!

Get out of the way! You still up here?

Get the fuck out of my face!

Get up. Tre, what happened?

Get your ass in here and quit looking at them boys!

Get your ass in.

Girl, he is fine! I'd like to rush that!

Give me my brother's ball back!

Give me the baby. Give me the baby!

Give me the fucking ball!

Give me the motherfucking gun, Tre!

Glad I don't have to pay no bills.

Go ahead, talk to your friends.

Go around the corner. Cut them off. Come on, go!

Go on in the house, Tre. Go on.

Go on, sit down, now.

Go on.

Goddamn, man. And I'm on parole. Ain't this about a bitch!

Goddamn, there's a lot of motherfuckers here.

Good, no need to make out a report.

Got no mother, neither.

Gotta do all these leaves. Who he think you is, Kunta Kinte?

Granddaddy, give me something. Give me a dollar.

Guess what, man.

Had this shit on about...

Have you thought about what we talked about?

He ain't bothering you, so don't fuck with him!

He don't need to be seeing this!

He fine, anyway. You better watch his ass. Somebody might steal him.

He got into robbing people, wanted me to join him...

He say, how come she don't say hi when he speak to her?

He still ain't fucked her yet.

He still got that same girlfriend?

He was best friends with Doughboy when they was little.

He work for his uncle.

He's dead.

He's not a baby!

Hell, no.

Hell, no. Too bad, you should've done it.

Hello.

Help me! Help me! Somebody help me!

Her mom and grandma are leaving for church.

Here's my tape.

Hey, Dooky, this fool trying to speak Spanish...

Hey, Dough.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey. Cut that out. Get off of him.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, I'm supposed to be talking to you, not passing messages.

Hey, little man, how you doing?

Hey, man, come on. Let's go!

Hey, man, fuck that!

Hey, man, I got a football.

Hey, no problem, bro.

Hey, Pop, can you fix my fade back here? And up here?

Hey, yo, Rick! The man here to see you!

Hey, you remember my friend Marcus?

Hey!

Hey!

Hi, Mama.

Hi. I'm looking for a Miss Devereaux?

His daddy gave him that ball.

His suspension was only for three days, you know.

Hit the lights, ****a.

Home with your mama.

How come he don't play cards with us no more?

How else can you have the sun, moon and stars and shit like that?

How foreigners live and all.

How is it you always have something funny to say?

How many times I tell you? If a girl's on the pill...

How to perform under pressure.

How you doing?

How you feel now?

How you know God's a he? He could be a she. You don't know that.

How you think crack gets into the country?

I ain't afraid. My brothers been shot and they still alive.

I ain't been up this early in a long time.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from Crenshaw Mafia!

I ain't from Africa. You from Africa. You African booty scratcher!

I ain't gonna take it.

I ain't got no brother.

I ain't having it.

I ain't no criminal. I can read, bitch.

I ain't ready for all of that.

I ain't ready for all of that.

I ain't ready to be a granddaddy, all right? I just...

I ain't saying what. Want to see it or not?

I ain't your bitch. Ain't nobody's bitch, bitch!

I always knew you would amount to something.

I bet I get more pussy than you.

I bought him some shoes yesterday.

I call her once in a while...

I can't teach him how to be a man.

I could blow your head off, and you couldn't do shit.

I could kill all these motherfuckers.

I didn't do it, man. I didn't pull the fucking trigger.

I didn't do nothing.

I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing.

I don't even know how I feel about it neither, man.

I don't have an attitude. You have an attitude!

I don't have to do nothing around here except for pay the bills...

I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way...

I don't know yet.

I don't know.

I don't know. He just got shot. Something happened to Rick!

I don't think we should do that.

I don't want a whole stack of these around.

I don't want to be like my brother. Hanging out and not doing shit.

I don't want to get pregnant.

I fired at him with my piece, and he ran away.

I get more pussy than your wannabe mack daddy ass...

I give y'all a hint.

I go into mack daddy mode because I'm getting a woody in my sweats.

I got a little boy to think about, okay?

I got enough money to buy me a hundred balls. Shit!

I got it under my bed. Want to see? It's loaded too.

I gotta clean that tub?

I gotta go, coz.

I guess so. I can't get into college without it, right?

I had to use nothing. She said she was on the pill.

I hate little motherfuckers like you.

I heard about that test.

I heard all that.

I heard Furious shot at somebody last night.

I heard what happened there the other night.

I just don't want to see you end up dead.

I just wanted to know what you thought about that kind of situation.

I knew you'd be a boy.

I know he don't think he's better than us.

I know why you got out of the car last night.

I know you don't agree with me, but I think it's his decision.

I know, I take a girl...

I let them suck my dick, but I don't fuck them.

I like that. That's why I took this job.

I love you, man.

I love you.

I mean, yes, I am.

I missed you too.

I need you to go get some cornmeal.

I never thought I'd be crying in front of a female.

I never use it myself.

I read about this shit when I was in the pen.

I remember. That was a good game. You picked up 276 yards in that game.

I said sit down before I raise my voice and make a fool out of both of us.

I say, Can you drive stick?

I says, Why don't you give me your number, I'll call you for a lesson.

I see. You want to end up like little Chris in a wheelchair?

I started thinking, man.

I stick my ding a ling in her every night, so that makes her mine.

I tell you where y'all need to go.

I think it can be good if two people really love each other.

I think it'd be better if we're together.

I think it's a.357 Magnum.

I think that Tre is old enough to make his own decisions, Reva.

I thought I'd let y'all know that. Understands me?

I thought we were gonna talk about Tre.

I told you about that. I'm Catholic, and it goes against my morals.

I told you!

I walk right up to the door, man.

I want one of them hootchies over there.

I want you to give me the gun.

I want you to know, we're interested in you coming to the campus.

I wanted to be somebody you could look up to.

I was afraid.

I was gonna give it to you too.

I was smoking every motherfucker that came in.

I wasn't but 17 when your mother was pregnant with you.

I wish I could kill all you! Come on at me, motherfucker!

I wonder why it take them people so long to pick him up.

I'd tell you if you let me talk.

I'll be the one taking care of them.

I'll get my brother to shoot you!

I'll give you $5 for the whole lawn.

I'll see you in the morning, okay?

I'll take care of him. He'll be all right.

I'm eating.

I'm from USC.

I'm getting better, young brother. You getting old.

I'm getting the fuck out of L.A.

I'm going anyway.

I'm gonna shoot the motherfucker if he don't kill me first.

I'm just asking because there's a strong possibility...

I'm putting ketchup on this.

I'm sick and fucking tired of this shit!

I'm so fucking tired of this shit! Fuck this shit!

I'm sorry, but I think it's ridiculous.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to give him a bath. Come here.

I'm sorry, Mama. Hang on for one second. Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm talking about the message. What it stands for.

I'm tired of hearing them shooting all the time.

I'm tired of hearing them shooting all the time.

I'm tired of this shit.

I'm tired of this shit.

I'm trying to teach you how to be responsible.

I'm winning.

Ice cream man!

If my daddy mess with your mama, we gonna be brother and sister.

If that motherfucker roll up on the set one more time, I'll blast his ass.

If there was a God, why he be letting motherfuckers get smoked?

If you do not have a number two pencil with you...

If you finish a section before time is called...

If you want to talk about guns...

Ink or ballpoint pen is not to be used.

Is that blood?

Is there some problem in the home? Are you employed?

Is you?

It ain't it till I say it's it, damn it!

It smell like a dog died.

It was a Sunday, right? Rick and l were kicking it up on Crenshaw.

It was deep, though. You should've been there, man.

It was this book, right, and it was telling...

It wasn't a problem when it was here.

It'd be contributing to killing another brother.

It's all right. Get up, baby.

It's called gentrification.

It's colder than a motherfucker out here too.

It's extremely difficult for him to interact with the other children.

It's just that he has a very bad temper.

It's just that...

It's just too bad more brothers won't do the same.

It's just too bad you don't know what it is...

It's my porch. You can take your dumb ass home.

It's the test scores. Ricky!

It's up in here.

It's what happens when property value of a certain area is brought down.

Jamaica, girl, I was scoping on this ho's man.

Just a fact. It happens.

Just like the ****, the Italians, the Mexicans and the Koreans do.

Just reads a lot.

Just remember, all you have to do is get over a 700.

Just tell me what happened, sir.

Keep them goddamn babies out the street.

Keep your baby out the street. She gonna get hit one of these days.

Kissing, hugging, right?

L, Tre Styles, being of sound mind and body...

Learn these things in the Army. No matter what career you choose...

Let me do shit like that, Ma would be like:

Let me out.

Let me speak to your daddy.

Let the ladies eat. Ho's gotta eat too.

Let the ladies eat. Ho's gotta eat too.

Let them fight, man.

Let's get him.

Let's get that bitch! Fuck you like that.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go, man. Let's go!

Let's get the fuck up out of here.

Let's go eat.

Let's see.

Let's take him home.

Like a slave or something.

Like how to motivate yourself. How to lead others.

Like it or not, you from Africa.

Listen to you. You sound like the commercial.

Listen, let me tell you something.

Listen...

Little ******s, you ain't shit! Think you tough, huh?

Look at me. I'm serious.

Look at this place. Way y'all act, y'all must think I'm the maid.

Look like one of them Crenshaw Mafia motherfuckers.

Look out, ****a! What's up, punk?!

Look, I don't... No, I don't think that's necessary.

Look, I'm sorry about your friend.

Look, Reva. Reva, this is bullshit.

Look! Why is the blood turning yellow?

Look.

Look.

Look...

Looks like they going to juvie.

Mama!

Man, I told you not to bring that ball.

Man, I win this lottery, I won't have to worry about a damn thing.

Man, let's move!

Man, look. Do I believe in God? Yeah, I guess I do.

Man, pick Chris up.

Man, shut up.

Man, we lost that year, but I did pretty well in yardage.

Man, what are you, a damn fool?

Man, where are these fools?

Man, you a scaredy cat.

Man, you sorry.

Man, you stupid! Don't have no sense.

Man!

Mark.

May I have your attention?

Maybe a house?

Me and my daddy going fishing.

Meet me at my house in five minutes.

Might as well be, y'all got a family and shit.

Mom.

Motherfucker ain't got nothing better to do.

Motherfucker's skinny enough to Hula Hoop through a Cheerio.

Motherfuckers throwing cookies out the cookie shop.

Move, ****a. Move, punk.

Mrs. Baker told me to bring you a plate.

My brother gave it to me before he went to jail.

My brother should've heard that, man.

My daddy says that's where all people originated from.

My daddy told me a black man...

My heart goes out to his family, but that's their problem.

My mama say, A bullet don't have no name on it.

Never?

Next thing you know, somebody might try to smoke me.

****a can't fight, so he always trying to find an excuse to shoot somebody.

****a, I ain't the one she told to go get it. She's your wife.

****a, please! Ain't nobody going to church to catch no bitches.

****as was getting their bail on.

No pussy getting motherfucker!

No, but it helps.

No, don't say nothing. They're just playing.

No, I ain't got no change. See?

No, I'm going to see my girl. You going home.

No, look at me. Right?

No, no, I'm just kidding. Wait, hang on, I got another call.

No, no, wait a minute. Why you got an attitude?

No, thank you. We can manage just fine.

No, that's my son.

No, that's not all I think about.

No, you probably one of them Rolling 60s, huh?

No!

No.

No.

No.

Nope.

Nothing else to do in the motherfucking pen.

Now it's my time to talk.

Of being a daddy.

Of course you took in your son, my son...

Oh, and Tre? Baby, do me a favor.

Oh, damn!

Oh, fuck that. We should've let these ****as have it.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, hi, Mama.

Oh, hi, Mama.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What did you do to him?

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! What up, G? Tre, love in effect.

Oh, wait! Listen to this song! I love this song!

Oh, well, don't give me no bald ass excuse for a lie like that!

Oh, well, yeah.

Oh, you bad, now, huh?

Oh, you're Furious' little boy, huh?

Okay, Mom.

Okay, then. What's the three rules?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Can I have a kiss?

Okay. When I say cut, we'll cut through these houses.

Oops. I'm sorry, bitch.

Open your test books and begin work.

Or in jail.

Perhaps I could recommend therapy or a child psychologist.

Pilgrims.

Plus, I like computers. Maybe I could do that.

Pop!

Pops was talking, speaking, man. Speaking the truth and shit.

Possible 187 at corner of Crenshaw and Century.

Potato salad. You name it, we got it.

Pumping iron and eating, man.

Punk might start trippin'.

Punk, I'll kick your ass.

Quiet.

Really? I got a deuce deuce.

Really? What kind of gun your daddy got?

Rest of the time I was reading and writing my girl.

Rick, why you have to bring that ball? I ain't saying nothing if it get took.

Ricky, baby, your test scores!

Ricky, baby! Ricky!

Ricky, come on out of the bathroom, baby.

Ricky, get up and go now.

Ricky, get up. Get up.

Ricky, please wake up!

Ricky, you make sure she taking them pills.

Ricky!

Ricky! Oh, my God, no! Not Ricky!

Ricky?

Ricky.

Ricky.

Right now, the king says it's time for the prince to go to bed.

Right, that's Africa.

Right? No, no, you want to end up like Doughboy, huh? No?

Said if God was a bitch, there wouldn't be no nuclear bombs, no wars...

See how you doing. How's business going?

See, now I gotta hear this shit.

See, you know what you did. See, you gotta get with the program.

Seem like they punched the wrong clock on Rick, though.

Seems Grandma forgot her purse.

She ain't like that with Rick, though.

She ain't lost her touch. She still can make some barbecue.

She ain't my wife, man.

She ain't your woman. She's my woman.

She busy, doing the dishes.

She does.

She left.

She left.

She loved that fool more than she love me.

She might've had a chance if she didn't talk so much.

She says, I can learn if you teach me.

She says, No, I want to drive it.

She starts straight towards Tisha's room.

She walks right up on me and busts out, Is this your ride?

Sheryl! Come on!

Shit just goes on and on, you know.

Shit, let's get out of here.

Shit!

Shit! Fuck!

Shit! Rick!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Me, I go to college just for the ho's.

Shit. Nothing.

Shooting each other and selling that crack rock and shit.

Showed all these foreign places.

Shut up, fool. Yeah, there is.

Shut up, man.

Shut up, man.

Signed... Oh, now, who wrote this?

Sitting in a rocking chair, reading the funny papers!

So basically you have a 2.3 overall GPA...

So don't you think that's a bad idea?

So get yourself together.

So how you guys think you did on the test?

So I can brush it, you know, hook up some waves.

So I guess that's why I went to Vietnam.

So I pick her up, take her upstairs.

So I'm, like, eyeballing her.

So it ain't no weekly thing no more, huh?

So it don't make no difference when we do it...

So let me knock the stuffing off that Egg McMuffin.

So tell me something.

So that's how the settlers survived that long hard winter...

So this is...

So why haven't you called?

So you gonna give me the skins or what?

So you gonna give me the skins or what?

So, what college you from?

So...

Some of them was even killing people.

Somebody broke into the house.

Somebody must've prayed for that fool.

Something wrong?

Stay out of trouble.

Stealing isn't necessary.

Stop.

Stop. Hold still. Be still.

Straight up?

Stupid motherfucker!

Stupid motherfucker! Fucking fuck you! Fuck you!

Sure, let's do it.

Take your ass home and watch some videos.

Talk to him. Something happened to Rick!

Tecmo Bowl playing motherfucker.

Thank you.

Thank you. So do you.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks, man.

That right?

That time has passed, sweetheart. You missed it.

That's enough. Count to 10 and be quiet.

That's gonna be you, man. Big old, fat, juicy roll...

That's how they smell after a while.

That's just once. Let's play again.

That's my brother! He live here.

That's my lady, homey. Her name's Brandi.

That's none of your business...

That's right, the Pilgrims. Very good.

That's right.

That's the last I ever saw of Tisha.

That's those fools from Crenshaw. Damn, I ain't even got my gat.

That's too bad. I guess I just have to get my son to do it for me.

That's Tre, Ricky's best friend.

That's what happens when it separates from the plasma.

That's why fools be getting shot all the time.

That's your job.

The church.

The penguins!

The weekends are supposed to be our time together.

Them ****as around the corner tripped out, man.

Then I say, Yeah, you want to go for a ride with me?

Then they move the people out, raise the value and sell it at a profit.

Then we have to do that incest thing.

Then you can come back, and things will be better. Okay?

Then your grandchildren will be running around, saying:

There they go, right there.

There, I got it.

There's no reason for him to come live with you now.

There's that motherfucker from the other night.

There's two trash bags right there on the ground. See y'all later.

These cats are great big... Just slobs, man.

These ****as here?

They be trying to act like they brothers.

They bring the property value down. They can buy the land cheaper.

They don't tell you that you don't belong to you no more.

They got AIDS and shit.

They had all this foreign shit.

They had the best defense in the city that year.

They lucky.

They say I can learn to work on computers.

They shot my brother!

This fool got more comics than a motherfucker.

This group of females rolled up in a Rabbit.

This is family business. Let them fight.

This motherfucker got babies, in house pussy.

This motherfucker's crazy!

Those tests are culturally biased. The only universal part is the math.

Those two motherfuckers.

Three hots and a cot, know what I'm saying?

Throw the ball, little man.

Too bad you didn't get him.

Too busy shooting at people.

Tre Styles.

Tre, close the refrigerator. Close it. Come here.

Tre, this is your mother.

Tre, what are you doing?

Tre, what happened?

Tre!

Tre?

Trying to keep my ass out this time.

Trying to show how hard they is. Ignorant.

Turn off the lights.

Turn your punk ass over.

Turned on the TV this morning.

Twenty seven years old. Still fucking motherfuckers our age...

Two was to never be afraid to ask you for anything.

Use a number two pencil in marking your answer sheet.

Very well, come on up. Instruct us.

Wait a minute, man. I'm still trying to find out.

Wait a minute!

Wait up!

Wait, ****a, who you calling a ho? I ain't no ho.

Wait! Wait!

Want to learn how to barbecue?

Want you to rake up these leaves off the lawn.

Wanted to make sure she has something for the collection plate.

Watch his head. Don't hurt him.

Watch me shoot this motherfucker.

We are not the people who are flying and floating that shit in here.

We can't afford to be afraid of our own people anymore.

We didn't ask you that.

We don't own any planes. We don't own no ships.

We going to see your girl?

We got a problem here? We got a problem, ****a?

We have gone through this a thousand times. I always tell him...

We met at the game against Washington.

We'll also arrange that tour for you.

We'll see about that. We'll see about that.

We're kicking it. Philosophizing on God, church, bitches and all.

We've been waiting out here for almost an hour.

Well, about 20 minutes into it, Mom and Grandma's come home.

Well, fuck you!

Well, here he is.

Well, here I am.

Well, it looks like you got all your friends over here.

Well, it's like you told me:

Well, remember this:

Well, technically speaking, I haven't.

Well, there goes your son.

Well, there is no or what. That's what I do, Rick.

Well, there's always business, just not always in here.

Well, we'll be happy to see Tre back in class on Tuesday.

Well, why don't y'all sit and talk?

Well, you ain't a virgin, is you?

Well, you're doing just fine.

What a relief and shit.

What are y'all, Amos and Andy?

What are you going to talk about?

What are you interested in beside playing ball?

What did I do that was so bad that you just had to stop talking to me?

What did we put down in writing?

What did you do?

What did you do? You did this! You did this! I'll kill you!

What do you do, Furious?

What do you have to do around here?

What do you think about...

What do you think?

What happened?

What kind of way is that to answer the phone?

What set you from?

What the fuck you doing?

What up, dude?

What up, man?

What up, punk? What up, fool?

What up, Tre?

What up?

What y'all doing now?

What you afraid of, man?

What you did...

What you hit me for?

What you hit me for?

What you mean, a bogeyman? There ain't no such thing.

What you mean, you ain't skinny?

What your fat ass gonna do?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I stink now? I got something on me?

What's all this about grandkids, man?

What's happening?

What's so funny?

What's that?

What's the problem?

What's up with the babe you been talking to?

What's up, Dough?

What's up, man?

What's up, my brother? She wants to talk to you.

What's up, Rick?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

When I get out of school, I'll get a better job, a better place to stay.

When you coming to pick me up?

When you gonna get your hair cut? It look like something from 1983.

When you join that Army, you ain't gonna be nobody.

When you receive your test book, please keep it closed on your desk.

When you were little, you used to always run around with that football.

When?

Where else, man? Up on Crenshaw with the rest of them fools.

Where these motherfuckers at, man? Been out here damn near three hours.

Where they got more women than anywhere. Fine ones too.

Where you going, you little fat fuck? You ain't got a job.

Where's all this coming from?

Who is it that's dying out here on these streets every night? Y'all.

Who is that?

Who said that?

Who that?

Who this?

Who this?

Who this?

Who's them ****as?

Why are you always buying him stuff?

Why are you sweating me, man?

Why are you sweating me?

Why don't y'all act like gentlemen and let these ladies eat first!

Why every time you talk about a female you say bitch or ho?

Why not, man?

Why you hitting me?

Why you put all that ketchup on it?

Why you trying to make this so easy?

Why? They want us to kill ourselves.

Why'd you get it all over me?

Wish I could kill that motherfucker.

Would you like to come up and teach the class?

Would you two knuckleheads come on?

Would've done him some good.

Y'all be the fuck quiet.

Y'all got to get the fuck out. My brother got company in a minute.

Y'all leaving?

Y'all want to see a dead body?

Y'all want to see something?

Yeah, but Catholic girls are supposed to be one of the biggest hootchies.

Yeah, but I'm going to college before I marry...

Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, I guess she could smell the sex in the air or something, right?

Yeah, I heard that before.

Yeah, I'm all right. I'm all right!

Yeah, real close.

Yeah, well, I told you.

Yeah, well, look...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Are you?

Yeah. Handle your shit, G.

Yeah. Hang on, I got Brandi on the other line, okay?

Yeah. I'll go in a little while.

Yeah. So?

Yeah. So?

Yeah. Yeah, we talked about that.

Yeah. Yeah, you got it.

Yeah. You the one collect all those comic books.

Yeah. You're the prince...

Yes, but he has a job. You don't have to always buy him stuff.

Yes, go on.

Yes, his father. Or did you think we made babies by ourselves?

Yes.

Yes.

Yo, chief. Here you go.

Yo, coz.

Yo, dog.

Yo, Dough. Let's bail, man.

Yo, Dough. Why she hit you?

Yo, man, I ain't going up in there.

Yo, man, you believe in God?

Yo, Rock, give me the ball.

Yo, Rock! Give the little ****a the ball back.

Yo, what's up, Tre?

Yo, you got any change?

You ain't shit.

You bad, right?

You been a punk from day one. Mama's boy!

You belong to them, the government.

You bet, Ricky. Bye bye.

You better get out of my face, all right?

You better take your ass to the store with that.

You boys must be hungry. I'm real surprised to see you.

You can catch that shit from letting them suck on your dick too.

You can cool with your friends anytime.

You can cry in front of me.

You can't go nowhere without it getting all shot up and shit.

You did it! I know you did it! You did it! Yes, you did!

You doing exactly what they want you to do.

You don't go there to talk to bitches.

You don't know what I be getting. Don't be fucking no dopeheads.

You don't want that shit to come back to haunt you.

You gentlemen have a nice evening now, you hear?

You get dopehead pussy.

You gonna give me a scholarship? Because I want to go to college too.

You gonna see how they end up too.

You got a phone number?

You got to have a scholarship to go to SC?

You gotta be Mexican to win that shit.

You have 30 minutes for section one.

You have to think, young brother, about your future.

You help people get money for homes or what?

You just like your daddy.

You know what I'm saying?

You know, I fingered a couple of honeys...

You know, man, I never lied to my father.

You look like you selling rocks.

You look nice.

You may be cute, but not special.

You may think I'm being hard on you right now, but I'm not.

You missing all the action. ****as getting smoked and shit.

You my son. You my problem.

You ought to be happy somebody's cooking for your ass.

You scared now, huh?

You shouldn't have been there in the first place.

You staying for good?

You still collect comics?

You still got one brother left, man.

You sure you're down for this?

You tell your father to say you're not home.

You think so, huh?

You think that's it?

You think you tough.

You think you're tough, huh?

You using the rubbers I gave you?

You wanna land a good job, you have to know what most employers want.

You wanted him, you got him.

You win anything?

You're getting old, Pop.

You're my only son, and I'm not gonna lose you to no bullshit, you hear?

You're not getting off that easy. Sit your ass down.

You're not watching this meat. You just standing here poking at it.

You're supposed to be learning something.

Young brother, I think you can do anything you put your mind to.

Your friends, they got fathers in their 40s and 50s.

Your little brother?

Your pops is like motherfucking Malcolm Farrakhan.

And the early English settlers who were called... Class?

Babies and little kids, tell me that. You tell me this, ****a.

Because that's what you are. ****a, fuck you.

Brenda, huh? Yeah.

Coffee, water, soda? No, thank you.

Come on, let's go. Hold on, man.

Crenshaw on Sunday nights. No.

Damn, ****a, what's wrong with you? Nothing.

Damn! That's all right.

Damn! That's all right.

Did you hear the shooting last night? Yeah, I got under my bed.

Do you live here? Okay, girl. Sorry ass ****as.

Don't do that no more, that's nasty. What?

Don't worry about it. I got her. Is she all right?

Doughboy, staying out of trouble? I ain't got no troubles.

Everybody's here, have a good time. Okay.

Except for one thing. Yeah, what's that?

Fine. Good, you just in time for the food.

Fuck that bitch. You scared?

Fuck that shit, man! Let's go. I'll take my car.

Furious Styles Financial. Talk to you later.

Give me my brother's ball back be... Before what?

Give me my brother's ball back! What'd you say, fat boy?

Give me some, Dook. Here, take it.

Got a 415 on Florence between Vermont and Normandie.

Got any drugs or weapons on you? No.

He ain't scared, he just young. And dumb.

He get him? No.

He used to be a preacher? He ain't never been no preacher.

Hello, Darin. What's up?

Hey, hey, watch your mouth. Just playing.

Hey, throw the ball. You ain't gonna see it again.

Hey, you a punk, man! Hey, yo, yo. Wait a minute.

Hey. Hi.

How, when she my lady? She's my wife.

I can make more doing nothing. Oh, yeah? Doing what?

I don't see that. Why the silent treatment?

I give it to you when we get home. He ain't gonna want it.

I know you didn't bring me no swine. No.

I thought something happened to you. Ain't nothing gonna happen to me.

I'll put him to bed. Go on to Grandma.

I'll suck your dick. Just keep the baby out the streets.

I'm fine. How about yourself? I'm living. That's enough for me.

I'm getting old? Yeah.

I'm going to the store. Why? You ain't got no money.

Is that it? I gotta go. Hell, no, it ain't it!

Is there anything missing? No.

It's a billboard. Billboard.

Just pull up, just pull up. Get your shit ready, ****a.

Know how to play spades, Dook? Something like that.

Later, Tre. Later.

Let's go! What the fuck you doing?

Let's go. Cool.

Let's go. Wait a minute. Let's split up.

Like, what you mean? I mean...

Look like Freddy Krueger got him. He stink.

Love you, love you. Me too. Bye, Mommy.

Man, shut the fuck up. Fuck you, ****a.

Mark ass. Y'all trying to scare me.

Mr. Styles. That's me.

Not that, evidently. Listen, Reva...

Oh, man. Damn, it's stinky in this motherfucker!

Okay, hang on. Pop! Yo!

Okay. Come here. Come here!

Okay. Listen, I'm sorry. Come here.

Punk ass. Get him, man, get him!

Reading? Yeah, motherfucker.

Recruiter from SC's coming tonight. Cool.

Religion? And on factual, actual studies.

See, man? Shut up. Shut up. What you doing, man?

She's right over there. Thank you.

Shit! Get off me.

Shit! Let's get the fuck out of here!

Shut up, bitch. Bitch, I will fuck you up!

Something wrong? Something wrong? Yeah.

Street races on Florence? No, ****a. Y'all way off.

Take care of my baby. He is my baby too.

Taken off the motherfucking set. Hey, yo, Monster, man.

Talk to me. What happened? Go home.

Thanks, Mama. You make your mama proud.

That shit worked. What up, baby?

That's all there is to say. You're doing what?

That's impressive. Thanks.

That's what we here to celebrate. Yeah.

Then you are educated. We gonna talk about me or my son?

Then you take the phone off the hook! Well, I been busy.

Thought you were scared of Compton. Rick was a shivering bitch, boy.

Tre is going to live with his father. His father?

Tre, come here. Watch my stuff.

Tre, you be slinging that shit? No, I don't be doing that shit.

We got a call of a burglary here. That was about an hour ago.

What did you do? Mama, I didn't do nothing.

What did you do? What did you do? It wasn't my fault.

What do you do? I used to play baseball.

What happened to Ricky? Go home.

What is that? Barbecue? Yeah.

What the fuck is wrong with you?! What?

What the fuck? What the fuck you doing?

What up with this? Put the gun away.

What up, Monster? What up, ****a?

What you hit me for? You all right?

What? Get them drive by shooters out of...

What? I said nothing. I didn't win.

What? When?

What'd you use? I used the number she gave me.

What's the basis of your lecture? What?

What's the matter? You can't say hi? Hi, Daddy.

What's the name of this place? That's Africa. I know that.

What's up, Chris? Heard you're like Mr. GQ Smooth.

What's up, Mon? What's up, Rick? Tre.

What's up, Tre? What's up?

What's up? What's happening?

What's wrong? Nothing.

When you bust a cap on somebody? I bust a cap like, blam blam.

Where y'all coming from? Compton.

Where? Where, ****a? Spit it out!

Where's he live? He don't live far.

Where's my ball? Man, don't bring that ball.

Why didn't you come this weekend? I was cooling with Rick.

Why do you always play football? Because that's what I'm gonna do.

Why? I'll tell you why.

With your mad self. Don't touch me.

Working over at the Fox Hills Mall? I get discounts on clothes, you like?

Y'all coming from Compton? Yeah.

Yeah, I did it. Can I copy it?

Yeah, I'm with that. Bust some spades?

Yeah. Young brothers like yourselves.

Yes. I ain't but 17 years older than you.

Yo, check out that 808. Damn, that shit bumping.

Yo, man, what happened? They were stealing.

You boys want to see something? Do we have a choice?

You didn't get him? If I did, he'd be laid out here.

You got some troubles? Lawn trouble.

You had some pussy yet? What?

You had some pussy yet? Yeah! Yeah!

You haven't even given me a ring! I ain't ready for all that yet!

You hear me? Yes.

You know, bellies out to here. Yes. That's gonna be you!

You make me sick, man. I know, but I missed you.

You older than dirt. I'm older than dirt?

You really want to know? Yeah, I asked you, didn't l?

You trying to run that game on her. Yeah, how am I doing?

...according to the classes we require.

...agree not to get into any disputes, physical or verbal...

...and all the foods that we think of as our traditional holiday meal.

...and nine months later a baby comes out.

...and sucked on some titties, but I ain't never stuck it in.

...and there ain't no guarantee that I'm gonna marry you!

...and we'll see your crippled ass walking home.

...and you taught him to be a man. I'll give you that...

...at corner of Florence and Vermont.

...because most men ain't man enough to do what you did.

...because that ain't in a bitch's nature.

...brother.

...but I am employed, and I'm studying for my master's degree.

...but Tre is a grown man now. He's not a little boy anymore.

...but you gonna learn. Oh, yeah, you gonna learn!

...definitely you.

...did he tell you he wants to move in with Brandi?

...don't show...

...double jelly roll belly. Right?

...early October. Are you gonna take it?

...for the rest of the school year. If I do not conform to this...

...hanging out in front of liquor stores, getting drunk, getting high.

...has got no business, no place in the white man's Army.

...I saw you roll out of Brandi crib at 2 in the motherfucking morning.

...is no different from what mothers have done from the beginning of time.

...it's time for you to let go. I know you want to play the mommy...

...let me out.

...life in the perspective if God was a bitch.

...or don't care about what's going on in the 'hood.

...our son...

...put food on the table and put clothes on your back, you understand?

...raise your hand and keep it up. We'll pass a pencil out to you.

...stick my thing in her...

...that took so many of their lives, is by eating foods...

...that were given to them, like the turkey and the squash...

...that you won't go into the NFL after college.

...the Native Americans.

...think before you answer. I got it!

...this is just a temporary thing.

...to commemorate the unity between the Indians...

...to never respect anybody who doesn't respect you back.

...to tell me that I can't be a mother to my son.

...use a rubber! You know, use a rubber...

...we still gonna get married, right?

...what do you want to major in? What kind of degree would you pursue?

...with his old ass.

...you may not go back to a previous section or on to the next one.

...you use something anyway.

...you'll really be ready to take off.