A city in which, as you probably know, General,
A city in which, as you probably know, General, from The In-Laws (1979)
A crime punishable by a maximum sentence of 40 years in a federal penitentiary.
A crime punishable by a maximum sentence of 40 years in a federal penitentiary. from The In-Laws (1979)
A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes.
A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes. from The In-Laws (1979)
A mental. You heard me right.
A mental. You heard me right. from The In-Laws (1979)
A sight I'll never forget.
A sight I'll never forget. from The In-Laws (1979)
A very fine analogy, sir.
A very fine analogy, sir. from The In-Laws (1979)
A: dangerous and B: crazy.
A: dangerous and B: crazy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Aah! Aah! Help! from The In-Laws (1979)
After all, he's had to work really hard in his life and I really haven't.
After all, he's had to work really hard in his life and I really haven't. from The In-Laws (1979)
Again? from The In-Laws (1979)
Against the economy of the United States.
Against the economy of the United States. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah, he wants β he wants cold water, Shel.
Ah, he wants β he wants cold water, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah, I paid $50,000 for this.
Ah, I paid $50,000 for this. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah, I show you, hmm? from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah, take your breath away. Shel, can you believe that?
Ah, take your breath away. Shel, can you believe that? from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah, you're probably right.
Ah, you're probably right. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Aha. from The In-Laws (1979)
All I want you to do is be more open to Tommy's father.
All I want you to do is be more open to Tommy's father. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right, all right, that's enough.
All right, all right, that's enough. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right, I'll β I'll try to be more open.
All right, I'll β I'll try to be more open. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right, let that stay in there.
All right, let that stay in there. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right, let's get this over with.
All right, let's get this over with. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right, you got a point. You're right.
All right, you got a point. You're right. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right? SΓ, sΓ. SΓ, sΓ. Gracias.
All right? SΓ, sΓ. SΓ, sΓ. Gracias. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right. Stay close. We'll be leaving soon.
All right. Stay close. We'll be leaving soon. from The In-Laws (1979)
All that happens is that we're met at the airport by Senator Jesus Braunschweiger.
All that happens is that we're met at the airport by Senator Jesus Braunschweiger. from The In-Laws (1979)
All they got is pitchers.
All they got is pitchers. from The In-Laws (1979)
Among the first in New York, I think. Why are we standing in the hallway?
Among the first in New York, I think. Why are we standing in the hallway? from The In-Laws (1979)
And 10 million wrapped in two small packages of five million each.
And 10 million wrapped in two small packages of five million each. from The In-Laws (1979)
And a wonderful gesture it was.
And a wonderful gesture it was. from The In-Laws (1979)
And all I really want to say is that
And all I really want to say is that from The In-Laws (1979)
And coffee. Do you take coffee, Shel?
And coffee. Do you take coffee, Shel? from The In-Laws (1979)
And don't think I don't know how deeply you feel about me, Shel.
And don't think I don't know how deeply you feel about me, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
And for that you wanna call off the wedding?
And for that you wanna call off the wedding? from The In-Laws (1979)
And I couldn't agree more.
And I couldn't agree more. from The In-Laws (1979)
And I have to stay away from all marinated birds.
And I have to stay away from all marinated birds. from The In-Laws (1979)
And I hope we'll be together in the good times to share 'em with joy.
And I hope we'll be together in the good times to share 'em with joy. from The In-Laws (1979)
And I'm a normal and patriotic American citizen.
And I'm a normal and patriotic American citizen. from The In-Laws (1979)
And I'm afraid we fall into that category β
And I'm afraid we fall into that category β from The In-Laws (1979)
And I'm being irrational?
And I'm being irrational? from The In-Laws (1979)
And if there are bad times, God forbid, we'll work that out too,
And if there are bad times, God forbid, we'll work that out too, from The In-Laws (1979)
And if they see me with this black bag, then I lose my competitive edge. That's all.
And if they see me with this black bag, then I lose my competitive edge. That's all. from The In-Laws (1979)
And is that Mrs. General there?
And is that Mrs. General there? from The In-Laws (1979)
And it incites screaming.
And it incites screaming. from The In-Laws (1979)
And it's an act of friendship that I will remember for as long as I live.
And it's an act of friendship that I will remember for as long as I live. from The In-Laws (1979)
And just improvise, you know?
And just improvise, you know? from The In-Laws (1979)
And moved to be part of the Kornpett family.
And moved to be part of the Kornpett family. from The In-Laws (1979)
And my hope is that the Kornpetts and Ricardos share
And my hope is that the Kornpetts and Ricardos share from The In-Laws (1979)
And my own son derogates.
And my own son derogates. from The In-Laws (1979)
And now, my friends, special surprise.
And now, my friends, special surprise. from The In-Laws (1979)
And on Sunday, there's gonna be another occasion,
And on Sunday, there's gonna be another occasion, from The In-Laws (1979)
And should be coming into the old minterooni in about nine minutes at 1100.
And should be coming into the old minterooni in about nine minutes at 1100. from The In-Laws (1979)
And sometimes with these overseas connections I have to scream like a banshee.
And sometimes with these overseas connections I have to scream like a banshee. from The In-Laws (1979)
And suddenly there's trillions of extra dollars, francs and marks floating around?
And suddenly there's trillions of extra dollars, francs and marks floating around? from The In-Laws (1979)
And the more you're gonna fix on things like Mr. Ricardo being a little flaky,
And the more you're gonna fix on things like Mr. Ricardo being a little flaky, from The In-Laws (1979)
And the other 10? from The In-Laws (1979)
And the safe is behind the picture of President Kennedy.
And the safe is behind the picture of President Kennedy. from The In-Laws (1979)
And the thing is, he's got me involved in some scheme of his
And the thing is, he's got me involved in some scheme of his from The In-Laws (1979)
And there might be two guys hanging around outside the front of the building
And there might be two guys hanging around outside the front of the building from The In-Laws (1979)
And these people intend to run off billions of dollars of this currency.
And these people intend to run off billions of dollars of this currency. from The In-Laws (1979)
And they're supposed to guess what all that crap is worth?
And they're supposed to guess what all that crap is worth? from The In-Laws (1979)
And this man's death, I'm afraid,
And this man's death, I'm afraid, from The In-Laws (1979)
And well worth it. I'm having a wonderful time.
And well worth it. I'm having a wonderful time. from The In-Laws (1979)
And what did they say? from The In-Laws (1979)
And years from now we're gonna look back on this whole thing,
And years from now we're gonna look back on this whole thing, from The In-Laws (1979)
And you robbed the United States Mint for the CIA.
And you robbed the United States Mint for the CIA. from The In-Laws (1979)
And you were tremendous, Shel.
And you were tremendous, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
And you, my dear, sweet American friends,
And you, my dear, sweet American friends, from The In-Laws (1979)
And you're with him right now, is that right?
And you're with him right now, is that right? from The In-Laws (1979)
Any particular place you want me to go?
Any particular place you want me to go? from The In-Laws (1979)
Any tax trouble? from The In-Laws (1979)
Anything we can do to help, feel free to call us, huh?
Anything we can do to help, feel free to call us, huh? from The In-Laws (1979)
Are required to be given the option of a blindfold.
Are required to be given the option of a blindfold. from The In-Laws (1979)
Are we still moving? from The In-Laws (1979)
As a consultant, what did you do about the flies?
As a consultant, what did you do about the flies? from The In-Laws (1979)
As a reason to reject the whole idea of marriage.
As a reason to reject the whole idea of marriage. from The In-Laws (1979)
As difficult as it is for me to give my little girl away,
As difficult as it is for me to give my little girl away, from The In-Laws (1979)
As quickly as possible, General.
As quickly as possible, General. from The In-Laws (1979)
As these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away.
As these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away. from The In-Laws (1979)
As they carried their children off to almost certain death.
As they carried their children off to almost certain death. from The In-Laws (1979)
At least this one don't make any bones about it.
At least this one don't make any bones about it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Atonal music. Political chaos. Mass suicide.
Atonal music. Political chaos. Mass suicide. from The In-Laws (1979)
AttachΓ©. from The In-Laws (1979)
Aw, Shel, this is just stupendous of you.
Aw, Shel, this is just stupendous of you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Awfully nervous, isn't he?
Awfully nervous, isn't he? from The In-Laws (1979)
Barbara got one too. from The In-Laws (1979)
Barry Lutz, Intelligence. Can I help you?
Barry Lutz, Intelligence. Can I help you? from The In-Laws (1979)
Base, come in. Come in, base. This is Alpha Beta.
Base, come in. Come in, base. This is Alpha Beta. from The In-Laws (1979)
Base, this is Alpha Beta. Come in. Come in, base.
Base, this is Alpha Beta. Come in. Come in, base. from The In-Laws (1979)
Bay of Pigs. That referred to the Bay of Pigs.
Bay of Pigs. That referred to the Bay of Pigs. from The In-Laws (1979)
Beaks? Flies with beaks? from The In-Laws (1979)
Beautiful job, isn't it? from The In-Laws (1979)
Beautiful. from The In-Laws (1979)
Because of the tremendous red tape in the bush.
Because of the tremendous red tape in the bush. from The In-Laws (1979)
Believe it or not, I found this in my cellar this morning and I β
Believe it or not, I found this in my cellar this morning and I β from The In-Laws (1979)
Billy and Bing would have been co anchormen on the evening news in China.
Billy and Bing would have been co anchormen on the evening news in China. from The In-Laws (1979)
Blood will run in the streets of Zurich.
Blood will run in the streets of Zurich. from The In-Laws (1979)
Boy, I never missed it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Bravo. Bravo, bravo. from The In-Laws (1979)
But I believe it is one of his best.
But I believe it is one of his best. from The In-Laws (1979)
But I could have told you he was gonna blow sky high.
But I could have told you he was gonna blow sky high. from The In-Laws (1979)
But I have two impacted molars and a gold crown out there.
But I have two impacted molars and a gold crown out there. from The In-Laws (1979)
But I will not be shot at any longer. Is that clear?
But I will not be shot at any longer. Is that clear? from The In-Laws (1979)
But I will not be shot at any longer. Is that clear?
But I will not be shot at any longer. Is that clear? from The In-Laws (1979)
But I would like to say that this has been a most lovely occasion.
But I would like to say that this has been a most lovely occasion. from The In-Laws (1979)
But I'm sure if everything you've told us is accurate, there's a very simple explanation.
But I'm sure if everything you've told us is accurate, there's a very simple explanation. from The In-Laws (1979)
But I'm sure you understand now. Vince, where are the engravings?
But I'm sure you understand now. Vince, where are the engravings? from The In-Laws (1979)
But it has to be a huge one.
But it has to be a huge one. from The In-Laws (1979)
But it's been simple negligence. It hasn't been disbelief.
But it's been simple negligence. It hasn't been disbelief. from The In-Laws (1979)
But it's gonna be gone by 5:00. Believe me.
But it's gonna be gone by 5:00. Believe me. from The In-Laws (1979)
But listen, that kind of money by tomorrow, that's impossible.
But listen, that kind of money by tomorrow, that's impossible. from The In-Laws (1979)
But no, they stand in the way. They stand in the way!
But no, they stand in the way. They stand in the way! from The In-Laws (1979)
But there is a certain sexual component to father daughter relationships.
But there is a certain sexual component to father daughter relationships. from The In-Laws (1979)
But together. from The In-Laws (1979)
But we are getting married.
But we are getting married. from The In-Laws (1979)
But we're really anxious to wrap this up and get home.
But we're really anxious to wrap this up and get home. from The In-Laws (1979)
But when you hear my situation, I think you'll understand why.
But when you hear my situation, I think you'll understand why. from The In-Laws (1979)
But you are not marrying into that family.
But you are not marrying into that family. from The In-Laws (1979)
By the time you get back, this thing will be resolved. Take my word for it.
By the time you get back, this thing will be resolved. Take my word for it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Cabbie, we're going on. from The In-Laws (1979)
Cabernet's great. from The In-Laws (1979)
Can you close your mouth? Can you bite down?
Can you close your mouth? Can you bite down? from The In-Laws (1979)
Can you get down? from The In-Laws (1979)
Chances are they'll probably just feel sorry for me.
Chances are they'll probably just feel sorry for me. from The In-Laws (1979)
Check the corner. from The In-Laws (1979)
Christ. from The In-Laws (1979)
Christ. Keep going. from The In-Laws (1979)
Come on, be a man! Please be a man!
Come on, be a man! Please be a man! from The In-Laws (1979)
Come on. from The In-Laws (1979)
Come. from The In-Laws (1979)
Coming through! from The In-Laws (1979)
Coming through. Emergency.
Coming through. Emergency. from The In-Laws (1979)
Complete stranger. He sat down here next to me.
Complete stranger. He sat down here next to me. from The In-Laws (1979)
Concerning a general down here.
Concerning a general down here. from The In-Laws (1979)
Correct. from The In-Laws (1979)
Coupe de Ville? from The In-Laws (1979)
Crumble up some saltines into it, Shel. That will absorb the grease.
Crumble up some saltines into it, Shel. That will absorb the grease. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dad and his mysterious phone calls.
Dad and his mysterious phone calls. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dad, I wasn't derogating.
Dad, I wasn't derogating. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dad, where the hell have you been?
Dad, where the hell have you been? from The In-Laws (1979)
Daddy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Damn it. We are not calling it off.
Damn it. We are not calling it off. from The In-Laws (1979)
Delightful. Wonderful. Wonderful people.
Delightful. Wonderful. Wonderful people. from The In-Laws (1979)
Did I just hear a doorbell? βͺβͺ
Did I just hear a doorbell? βͺβͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?
Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue? from The In-Laws (1979)
Do you have any idea of what I should do with it or what it's worth?
Do you have any idea of what I should do with it or what it's worth? from The In-Laws (1979)
Do you know how completely tied up I've been with this deal?
Do you know how completely tied up I've been with this deal? from The In-Laws (1979)
Do you understand that it was simply a fabrication?
Do you understand that it was simply a fabrication? from The In-Laws (1979)
Do yourself, do your family, do me a favor.
Do yourself, do your family, do me a favor. from The In-Laws (1979)
Doc, 72 years I have this tooth. He don't want to die.
Doc, 72 years I have this tooth. He don't want to die. from The In-Laws (1979)
Doc, I want to congratulate you.
Doc, I want to congratulate you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't just reject him. from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't push out with your tongue now, please.
Don't push out with your tongue now, please. from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't shoot! from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't tell me not to get excited! They're chasing me all over New Jersey!
Don't tell me not to get excited! They're chasing me all over New Jersey! from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't they squeal when they die?
Don't they squeal when they die? from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't they squeal when they die?
Don't they squeal when they die? from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't underestimate the man in the street, buddy.
Don't underestimate the man in the street, buddy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dr. Kornpett's wonderful daughter is marrying my son.
Dr. Kornpett's wonderful daughter is marrying my son. from The In-Laws (1979)
El Hustlero. from The In-Laws (1979)
End up running down the streets with bullets flying past their heads?
End up running down the streets with bullets flying past their heads? from The In-Laws (1979)
Enormous red tape, Sheldon.
Enormous red tape, Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Enormous red tape, Sheldon.
Enormous red tape, Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Espresso with that beautiful foam.
Espresso with that beautiful foam. from The In-Laws (1979)
Even in the army, I never fooled around.
Even in the army, I never fooled around. from The In-Laws (1979)
Even more lovely, more sacred.
Even more lovely, more sacred. from The In-Laws (1979)
Everything's terrific. Ooh, you look wonderful.
Everything's terrific. Ooh, you look wonderful. from The In-Laws (1979)
Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not happy with the viscosity on these bibs.
Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not happy with the viscosity on these bibs. from The In-Laws (1979)
Excellent, excellent. A new Red Army choir.
Excellent, excellent. A new Red Army choir. from The In-Laws (1979)
Excuse me. Where is the phone?
Excuse me. Where is the phone? from The In-Laws (1979)
Fabulous. from The In-Laws (1979)
Fabulous. Fabulous work. from The In-Laws (1979)
Fettuccine Szechuan. from The In-Laws (1979)
Fine. from The In-Laws (1979)
First he's laughing, then he's crying, then he practically belts Tommy in the mouth.
First he's laughing, then he's crying, then he practically belts Tommy in the mouth. from The In-Laws (1979)
Five million bucks. Just hang on to it.
Five million bucks. Just hang on to it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Five million dollars? from The In-Laws (1979)
Five minutes. from The In-Laws (1979)
Five. May we see us in a five.
Five. May we see us in a five. from The In-Laws (1979)
Flamenco dancers of death.
Flamenco dancers of death. from The In-Laws (1979)
Flies. from The In-Laws (1979)
For a 500. from The In-Laws (1979)
For a healthier set of teeth and gums.
For a healthier set of teeth and gums. from The In-Laws (1979)
For approximately nine months.
For approximately nine months. from The In-Laws (1979)
Forty three years. from The In-Laws (1979)
Four years at Mount Holyoke so she can marry into this.
Four years at Mount Holyoke so she can marry into this. from The In-Laws (1979)
From here on in, all that happens β Shelly, you interested in this?
From here on in, all that happens β Shelly, you interested in this? from The In-Laws (1979)
From here on in, I'm a bystander.
From here on in, I'm a bystander. from The In-Laws (1979)
Gee, but I can see how busy you are. Gosh, the waiting room is filled.
Gee, but I can see how busy you are. Gosh, the waiting room is filled. from The In-Laws (1979)
Geez, I couldn't take that kind of rejection.
Geez, I couldn't take that kind of rejection. from The In-Laws (1979)
General, could we have a sedative for Shel here?
General, could we have a sedative for Shel here? from The In-Laws (1979)
General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here.
General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here. from The In-Laws (1979)
General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here.
General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here. from The In-Laws (1979)
General, I'm not one to pat myself on the back,
General, I'm not one to pat myself on the back, from The In-Laws (1979)
General, it's magnΓfico.
General, it's magnΓfico. from The In-Laws (1979)
General, that's a hell of an act. You're a very gifted man.
General, that's a hell of an act. You're a very gifted man. from The In-Laws (1979)
General, what's the traffic like this time of day?
General, what's the traffic like this time of day? from The In-Laws (1979)
General, your art collection never fails to take my breath away.
General, your art collection never fails to take my breath away. from The In-Laws (1979)
General. from The In-Laws (1979)
Gentlemen, gentlemen, come!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, come! from The In-Laws (1979)
German bankers will just throw themselves under the trolley.
German bankers will just throw themselves under the trolley. from The In-Laws (1979)
Get in the cab, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Get out of here. Can't you tell when I'm ribbing you, Vince?
Get out of here. Can't you tell when I'm ribbing you, Vince? from The In-Laws (1979)
Get outta there! from The In-Laws (1979)
Get something fancier. Uh, a Saint Γmilion or a good California.
Get something fancier. Uh, a Saint Γmilion or a good California. from The In-Laws (1979)
Get the engraving, go to Central America,
Get the engraving, go to Central America, from The In-Laws (1979)
Give him the thing, okay?
Give him the thing, okay? from The In-Laws (1979)
Give me the bag. from The In-Laws (1979)
Give my regards to the Swiss.
Give my regards to the Swiss. from The In-Laws (1979)
Go away from me. Don't look at me or talk to me.
Go away from me. Don't look at me or talk to me. from The In-Laws (1979)
Go back to your lunches! Do I meddle in your business?
Go back to your lunches! Do I meddle in your business? from The In-Laws (1979)
Go in peace. I'll take a commercial flight home.
Go in peace. I'll take a commercial flight home. from The In-Laws (1979)
God, Mom, what is this? from The In-Laws (1979)
Goddamn. You take the fire escape. I'll take the stairs. Go.
Goddamn. You take the fire escape. I'll take the stairs. Go. from The In-Laws (1979)
Good. from The In-Laws (1979)
Good. from The In-Laws (1979)
Good. from The In-Laws (1979)
Good. I need the American Embassy, please.
Good. I need the American Embassy, please. from The In-Laws (1979)
Got a little time now, Shel.
Got a little time now, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Grab him by his shoulders, Shel. And pull.
Grab him by his shoulders, Shel. And pull. from The In-Laws (1979)
Gracias. Gracias. Vincent.
Gracias. Gracias. Vincent. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ha! Ha! from The In-Laws (1979)
He almost belted Tommy in the mouth.
He almost belted Tommy in the mouth. from The In-Laws (1979)
He checks out the engraving.
He checks out the engraving. from The In-Laws (1979)
He comes through that door at 7:00 every single evening.
He comes through that door at 7:00 every single evening. from The In-Laws (1979)
He didn't practically belt him in the mouth.
He didn't practically belt him in the mouth. from The In-Laws (1979)
He doesn't even invite me to his own son's wedding.
He doesn't even invite me to his own son's wedding. from The In-Laws (1979)
He hands us 20 million bucks. Bingo, we got him red handed.
He hands us 20 million bucks. Bingo, we got him red handed. from The In-Laws (1979)
He no like the food? from The In-Laws (1979)
He overpays. from The In-Laws (1979)
He says he's trying to crack this international currency thing.
He says he's trying to crack this international currency thing. from The In-Laws (1979)
He shared a practice with Dr. Murray Weingard for two years in Brooklyn,
He shared a practice with Dr. Murray Weingard for two years in Brooklyn, from The In-Laws (1979)
He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him. He's coming to dinner tonight. First time.
He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him. He's coming to dinner tonight. First time. from The In-Laws (1979)
He very handsome. from The In-Laws (1979)
He was sergeant at arms at the Long Island Dentists Guild.
He was sergeant at arms at the Long Island Dentists Guild. from The In-Laws (1979)
He was thrown out of the agency late last year on a mental.
He was thrown out of the agency late last year on a mental. from The In-Laws (1979)
He'd go into very dangerous situations without any rhyme or reason
He'd go into very dangerous situations without any rhyme or reason from The In-Laws (1979)
He's a corrupt member of the Tijadian legislature.
He's a corrupt member of the Tijadian legislature. from The In-Laws (1979)
He's a great dentist from New York,
He's a great dentist from New York, from The In-Laws (1979)
He's a wild man, that's why.
He's a wild man, that's why. from The In-Laws (1979)
He's always kept regular hours?
He's always kept regular hours? from The In-Laws (1979)
He's been working very hard lately.
He's been working very hard lately. from The In-Laws (1979)
He's crazy? Look at yourself. You're foaming at the mouth.
He's crazy? Look at yourself. You're foaming at the mouth. from The In-Laws (1979)
He's definitely coming over?
He's definitely coming over? from The In-Laws (1979)
He's had his own practice since 1960.
He's had his own practice since 1960. from The In-Laws (1979)
He's nice? from The In-Laws (1979)
He's the head of the Latin American syndicate.
He's the head of the Latin American syndicate. from The In-Laws (1979)
Heat it up. We are ready.
Heat it up. We are ready. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hello, this is Alpha and Beta. Over.
Hello, this is Alpha and Beta. Over. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hello! Base! Base! from The In-Laws (1979)
Hello? from The In-Laws (1979)
Hello. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hello. from The In-Laws (1979)
Help! Help! from The In-Laws (1979)
Here we go. from The In-Laws (1979)
Here's a little something from the boys at the agency.
Here's a little something from the boys at the agency. from The In-Laws (1979)
Here's a little something from the boys at the agency.
Here's a little something from the boys at the agency. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, Barr! from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, hey. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, I can't believe you never heard of The Price is Right.
Hey, I can't believe you never heard of The Price is Right. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, wait a minute! from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, watch out! from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, your friend is back.
Hey, your friend is back. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey! from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hi. How's it going? from The In-Laws (1979)
His accountant tells him to take all these deductions, but he never does.
His accountant tells him to take all these deductions, but he never does. from The In-Laws (1979)
His name is Vince Ricardo.
His name is Vince Ricardo. from The In-Laws (1979)
His scar? What do you mean? What scar?
His scar? What do you mean? What scar? from The In-Laws (1979)
His son is marrying my daughter Sunday.
His son is marrying my daughter Sunday. from The In-Laws (1979)
Holy Christ! from The In-Laws (1979)
Holy shit! from The In-Laws (1979)
Holy shit. from The In-Laws (1979)
Holy shit. from The In-Laws (1979)
Honduras? from The In-Laws (1979)
Honey, do you have the check?
Honey, do you have the check? from The In-Laws (1979)
Hookers? from The In-Laws (1979)
Horrible, gruesome deaths too.
Horrible, gruesome deaths too. from The In-Laws (1979)
How are the hors d'oeuvres?
How are the hors d'oeuvres? from The In-Laws (1979)
How long has this show been on the air?
How long has this show been on the air? from The In-Laws (1979)
How long has your husband practiced dentistry, Mrs. Kornpett?
How long has your husband practiced dentistry, Mrs. Kornpett? from The In-Laws (1979)
How so? from The In-Laws (1979)
How the hell do I know? You're the expert. Think of something.
How the hell do I know? You're the expert. Think of something. from The In-Laws (1979)
How's Barbara? Is she nervous?
How's Barbara? Is she nervous? from The In-Laws (1979)
Huh. What do you think I should do with it?
Huh. What do you think I should do with it? from The In-Laws (1979)
Hung up? from The In-Laws (1979)
I agree. It must have been anarchists.
I agree. It must have been anarchists. from The In-Laws (1979)
I almost died for the international monetary system.
I almost died for the international monetary system. from The In-Laws (1979)
I am a pacifist by nature
I am a pacifist by nature from The In-Laws (1979)
I believe it was simply a fabrication to get me off the trail.
I believe it was simply a fabrication to get me off the trail. from The In-Laws (1979)
I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show. This is what they do.
I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show. This is what they do. from The In-Laws (1979)
I can understand a person with your background,
I can understand a person with your background, from The In-Laws (1979)
I can't believe you work for the CIA.
I can't believe you work for the CIA. from The In-Laws (1979)
I can't. from The In-Laws (1979)
I commissioned this great man to do a new flag for this country.
I commissioned this great man to do a new flag for this country. from The In-Laws (1979)
I could ask our branch manager. Do you mind waiting?
I could ask our branch manager. Do you mind waiting? from The In-Laws (1979)
I could tell you stories.
I could tell you stories. from The In-Laws (1979)
I didn't expect to see you, Vince.
I didn't expect to see you, Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
I didn't think you were gonna make it.
I didn't think you were gonna make it. from The In-Laws (1979)
I didn't think you'd be all that delighted to see me, Vince.
I didn't think you'd be all that delighted to see me, Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because you have to wear short pants to play.
I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because you have to wear short pants to play. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't know what people are gonna do when a six pack of Budweiser costs $1,200.
I don't know what people are gonna do when a six pack of Budweiser costs $1,200. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't know, it's not my kind of β
I don't know, it's not my kind of β from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't know. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't like his whole manner.
I don't like his whole manner. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't need the sarcasm. It's off.
I don't need the sarcasm. It's off. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't think so, Barry. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't want to get arrested.
I don't want to get arrested. from The In-Laws (1979)
I finally impressed my son.
I finally impressed my son. from The In-Laws (1979)
I got it now. from The In-Laws (1979)
I got somebody in the chair, so I gotta go.
I got somebody in the chair, so I gotta go. from The In-Laws (1979)
I gotta give you credit, Vince. You son of a gun, ya!
I gotta give you credit, Vince. You son of a gun, ya! from The In-Laws (1979)
I gotta run, Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
I gotta say I'm having a very good time.
I gotta say I'm having a very good time. from The In-Laws (1979)
I graduated second in my class.
I graduated second in my class. from The In-Laws (1979)
I guess if I were to ask you to leave the office for a couple minutes,
I guess if I were to ask you to leave the office for a couple minutes, from The In-Laws (1979)
I had a patient today, Mr. Hirschorn, said I should call the whole thing off. Yes.
I had a patient today, Mr. Hirschorn, said I should call the whole thing off. Yes. from The In-Laws (1979)
I had business in Canada and those damn Canadians, they never stop talking.
I had business in Canada and those damn Canadians, they never stop talking. from The In-Laws (1979)
I had this instant chemical reaction, you know, that these were really special people.
I had this instant chemical reaction, you know, that these were really special people. from The In-Laws (1979)
I hate to go through this thing without at least the option of a blindfold.
I hate to go through this thing without at least the option of a blindfold. from The In-Laws (1979)
I hate to say this, but if we don't sit down right away,
I hate to say this, but if we don't sit down right away, from The In-Laws (1979)
I have a lot of patients out there, Vince. Could you tell me what you want?
I have a lot of patients out there, Vince. Could you tell me what you want? from The In-Laws (1979)
I have flames on my car! from The In-Laws (1979)
I have flames on my car. from The In-Laws (1979)
I have no blindfolds, seΓ±or. This is a poor country, please.
I have no blindfolds, seΓ±or. This is a poor country, please. from The In-Laws (1979)
I have to make a long distance call,
I have to make a long distance call, from The In-Laws (1979)
I have to shoot you now and go and do my business.
I have to shoot you now and go and do my business. from The In-Laws (1979)
I haven't even met the bride's family yet.
I haven't even met the bride's family yet. from The In-Laws (1979)
I I got a cab waiting downstairs. Five minutes tops.
I I got a cab waiting downstairs. Five minutes tops. from The In-Laws (1979)
I I hate to ask. It's just that β
I I hate to ask. It's just that β from The In-Laws (1979)
I I just said Dad and his mysterious phone calls.
I I just said Dad and his mysterious phone calls. from The In-Laws (1979)
I just can't imagine. from The In-Laws (1979)
I just don't know what to make of it or what I should do with it.
I just don't know what to make of it or what I should do with it. from The In-Laws (1979)
I just thought because it was around lunch.
I just thought because it was around lunch. from The In-Laws (1979)
I keep getting shot at, and I I can't handle it anymore.
I keep getting shot at, and I I can't handle it anymore. from The In-Laws (1979)
I kept one out just in case you pulled something like this.
I kept one out just in case you pulled something like this. from The In-Laws (1979)
I knew you'd understand. from The In-Laws (1979)
I know it, and the cab driver knows it. We both say it.
I know it, and the cab driver knows it. We both say it. from The In-Laws (1979)
I know. from The In-Laws (1979)
I mean, he's the least likely person to be mixed up in anything.
I mean, he's the least likely person to be mixed up in anything. from The In-Laws (1979)
I mean, it used to be like cowboys and Indians.
I mean, it used to be like cowboys and Indians. from The In-Laws (1979)
I mean, so big that paper money is not worth anything.
I mean, so big that paper money is not worth anything. from The In-Laws (1979)
I mean, you know, I don't just do things.
I mean, you know, I don't just do things. from The In-Laws (1979)
I mean, you know, I thought like, uh, James Bond.
I mean, you know, I thought like, uh, James Bond. from The In-Laws (1979)
I need a hand for maybe five minutes.
I need a hand for maybe five minutes. from The In-Laws (1979)
I never told him off. And now he's dead.
I never told him off. And now he's dead. from The In-Laws (1979)
I pulled it when you were on the phone.
I pulled it when you were on the phone. from The In-Laws (1979)
I read the newspapers. from The In-Laws (1979)
I really hate to be a pain in the ass about this.
I really hate to be a pain in the ass about this. from The In-Laws (1979)
I remember Vince saying he wanted to invite you.
I remember Vince saying he wanted to invite you. from The In-Laws (1979)
I reside in New Jersey, from The In-Laws (1979)
I said, fellas, the thing to do is to rob the US Mint.
I said, fellas, the thing to do is to rob the US Mint. from The In-Laws (1979)
I saw things... from The In-Laws (1979)
I sit there listening to stories about the Guacamole Act of 1917
I sit there listening to stories about the Guacamole Act of 1917 from The In-Laws (1979)
I think she's right. from The In-Laws (1979)
I thought maybe all this excitement had gotten to you.
I thought maybe all this excitement had gotten to you. from The In-Laws (1979)
I thought you were getting a magazine.
I thought you were getting a magazine. from The In-Laws (1979)
I told 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
I understand that you are a raving lunatic and I want you out of my life!
I understand that you are a raving lunatic and I want you out of my life! from The In-Laws (1979)
I understand your feelings. Believe me.
I understand your feelings. Believe me. from The In-Laws (1979)
I understand. But I want you to know what kind of a tooth this was.
I understand. But I want you to know what kind of a tooth this was. from The In-Laws (1979)
I want to make sure we get that engraving out of your house.
I want to make sure we get that engraving out of your house. from The In-Laws (1979)
I was in the jungle β from The In-Laws (1979)
I was stunned. Appalled. from The In-Laws (1979)
I was the one in the gutter.
I was the one in the gutter. from The In-Laws (1979)
I wish I had the choice but to kill you.
I wish I had the choice but to kill you. from The In-Laws (1979)
I wish it was absurd, Mrs. Kornpett, but it's a very serious matter.
I wish it was absurd, Mrs. Kornpett, but it's a very serious matter. from The In-Laws (1979)
I work for the CIA. from The In-Laws (1979)
I worked myself up to a position
I worked myself up to a position from The In-Laws (1979)
I would like to oblige, but I have a conscience.
I would like to oblige, but I have a conscience. from The In-Laws (1979)
I would like to present you with the coveted General Garcia Medal of Freedom.
I would like to present you with the coveted General Garcia Medal of Freedom. from The In-Laws (1979)
I... I found something. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'd like some too, for the purposes of a toast.
I'd like some too, for the purposes of a toast. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'd rather die running than be left here alone.
I'd rather die running than be left here alone. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll be gone a couple of hours if you want to join me.
I'll be gone a couple of hours if you want to join me. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll do my best. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll get it. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll get this, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll get ya! Yeah, I'll get your ass! I'll get ya!
I'll get ya! Yeah, I'll get your ass! I'll get ya! from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll give it a shot. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll just be incredibly receptive.
I'll just be incredibly receptive. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll kill him. I swear to God, I'll kill him!
I'll kill him. I swear to God, I'll kill him! from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll never forget this. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll probably find an acceptable pair of shoes.
I'll probably find an acceptable pair of shoes. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll tell ya something else. I don't believe in this crap anymore.
I'll tell ya something else. I don't believe in this crap anymore. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll try Bloomingdale's, I. Miller and Bendel's.
I'll try Bloomingdale's, I. Miller and Bendel's. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm all backed up. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm being irrational? from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm calling the caterers. I'm calling the guests.
I'm calling the caterers. I'm calling the guests. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm delighted to meet you. I'm Vince Ricardo.
I'm delighted to meet you. I'm Vince Ricardo. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm fine. I'm fine. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm getting to that. Sit down. Finish your soup.
I'm getting to that. Sit down. Finish your soup. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm gonna tear his goddamn heart out!
I'm gonna tear his goddamn heart out! from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm here with a man who works for the CIA.
I'm here with a man who works for the CIA. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm just honored from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm marrying Tommy, not Vince.
I'm marrying Tommy, not Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm not one of those guys who you give him an inch β
I'm not one of those guys who you give him an inch β from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm not talking about incest, for Christ's sake.
I'm not talking about incest, for Christ's sake. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm not the most eloquent guy in the world.
I'm not the most eloquent guy in the world. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm off the case here. I'm done with this nonsense.
I'm off the case here. I'm done with this nonsense. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm out of the business, I'm nuts.
I'm out of the business, I'm nuts. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm petrified. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm serious. We have Carmen Dragon and the Paramus Philharmonic.
I'm serious. We have Carmen Dragon and the Paramus Philharmonic. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm sorry. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm terribly sorry, everybody. It's been a long day.
I'm terribly sorry, everybody. It's been a long day. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm the classic agency type.
I'm the classic agency type. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm tired. It's over. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm very happy that it's to someone as wonderful as Tommy.
I'm very happy that it's to someone as wonderful as Tommy. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm very serious. From here on in, it's strictly routine.
I'm very serious. From here on in, it's strictly routine. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm very sorry for the delay.
I'm very sorry for the delay. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm watching a master at work.
I'm watching a master at work. from The In-Laws (1979)
I've been around a little. Give a listen.
I've been around a little. Give a listen. from The In-Laws (1979)
I've been getting the National Geographic for years. I never ran into any β
I've been getting the National Geographic for years. I never ran into any β from The In-Laws (1979)
I've had it, Barry. My kid's getting married tomorrow.
I've had it, Barry. My kid's getting married tomorrow. from The In-Laws (1979)
I've never even seen one of these.
I've never even seen one of these. from The In-Laws (1979)
I've only had four women, two of them my wife.
I've only had four women, two of them my wife. from The In-Laws (1979)
I've only had four women, two of them my wife.
I've only had four women, two of them my wife. from The In-Laws (1979)
If he's alive, he's putting on a hell of an act, ain't he?
If he's alive, he's putting on a hell of an act, ain't he? from The In-Laws (1979)
If it was not for the church,
If it was not for the church, from The In-Laws (1979)
If it was up to me, you could take two weeks. But that's what he told me.
If it was up to me, you could take two weeks. But that's what he told me. from The In-Laws (1979)
If it's really the treasury, you'll get arrested. Definitely.
If it's really the treasury, you'll get arrested. Definitely. from The In-Laws (1979)
If that thing isn't out of my house in two hours, so help me God, Vince β
If that thing isn't out of my house in two hours, so help me God, Vince β from The In-Laws (1979)
If the Treasury Department is waiting for me, I'll tell them what little I know.
If the Treasury Department is waiting for me, I'll tell them what little I know. from The In-Laws (1979)
If you get caught, is the agency gonna come forward, say it's okay, he works for us?
If you get caught, is the agency gonna come forward, say it's okay, he works for us? from The In-Laws (1979)
If you know my heart, as you say you do.
If you know my heart, as you say you do. from The In-Laws (1979)
If you like, I'll wait here at the hotel for you.
If you like, I'll wait here at the hotel for you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Impersonating a dentist. from The In-Laws (1979)
Imposible. from The In-Laws (1979)
In 72 hours, the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco.
In 72 hours, the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco. from The In-Laws (1979)
In a second. from The In-Laws (1979)
In my basement? from The In-Laws (1979)
In the counting of the invitations.
In the counting of the invitations. from The In-Laws (1979)
In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror
In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror from The In-Laws (1979)
Including a second cousin of Sophie Tucker.
Including a second cousin of Sophie Tucker. from The In-Laws (1979)
Involved? That was my idea.
Involved? That was my idea. from The In-Laws (1979)
Is drive like a bat out of hell down to McGraw Airfield in New Jersey.
Is drive like a bat out of hell down to McGraw Airfield in New Jersey. from The In-Laws (1979)
Is he dead? from The In-Laws (1979)
Is that Vince? from The In-Laws (1979)
Is your unwitting participation in this serious federal crime.
Is your unwitting participation in this serious federal crime. from The In-Laws (1979)
Isn't he a sweetheart? from The In-Laws (1979)
Isn't that always the case?
Isn't that always the case? from The In-Laws (1979)
Isn't that the damnedest thing? Right here in the cellar.
Isn't that the damnedest thing? Right here in the cellar. from The In-Laws (1979)
It broke my heart because those slides would've won me a Pulitzer Prize.
It broke my heart because those slides would've won me a Pulitzer Prize. from The In-Laws (1979)
It came as a complete surprise.
It came as a complete surprise. from The In-Laws (1979)
It gives me such a warm feeling.
It gives me such a warm feeling. from The In-Laws (1979)
It has no bearing on my life. I hate all of this.
It has no bearing on my life. I hate all of this. from The In-Laws (1979)
It is. We go to the general. Drop off the engravings.
It is. We go to the general. Drop off the engravings. from The In-Laws (1979)
It isn't easy for fathers to give away daughters.
It isn't easy for fathers to give away daughters. from The In-Laws (1979)
It kills me, the way you do that. It kills me.
It kills me, the way you do that. It kills me. from The In-Laws (1979)
It may be a little bit humiliating and a little bit expensive,
It may be a little bit humiliating and a little bit expensive, from The In-Laws (1979)
It never wears out, and you can't paint over it.
It never wears out, and you can't paint over it. from The In-Laws (1979)
It was done in the name of something pretty important which you couldn't understand.
It was done in the name of something pretty important which you couldn't understand. from The In-Laws (1979)
It was pure heroism. from The In-Laws (1979)
It was so simple. We made a mistake in the counting β
It was so simple. We made a mistake in the counting β from The In-Laws (1979)
It will bring the Western punks to their knees.
It will bring the Western punks to their knees. from The In-Laws (1979)
It would be so helpful, you can't imagine.
It would be so helpful, you can't imagine. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's 10 million in an attachΓ© case.
It's 10 million in an attachΓ© case. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's 500. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a complicated relationship. There's sexual stuff going on β
It's a complicated relationship. There's sexual stuff going on β from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a great saying, Dad. Really captures a whole lot.
It's a great saying, Dad. Really captures a whole lot. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a possibility. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a tiny island. It's just south of Honduras.
It's a tiny island. It's just south of Honduras. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a very fitting monument to you, sir.
It's a very fitting monument to you, sir. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's all my fault. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's an engraving for a bill. Here, look.
It's an engraving for a bill. Here, look. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's an extraordinary tooth. It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out.
It's an extraordinary tooth. It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's difficult, it's not easy.
It's difficult, it's not easy. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's Germany before Hitler.
It's Germany before Hitler. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's in the middle of the next block, just past the Stetson Hat sign.
It's in the middle of the next block, just past the Stetson Hat sign. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's incomprehensible that they took my license away.
It's incomprehensible that they took my license away. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's me up here, Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's near Lodi off Route 46.
It's near Lodi off Route 46. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's nerves, enamel, rotten, and it's gotta go. No big deal.
It's nerves, enamel, rotten, and it's gotta go. No big deal. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's nice having Vince around for a couple of days.
It's nice having Vince around for a couple of days. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's not 19th century Minsk. It's 20th century Manhattan.
It's not 19th century Minsk. It's 20th century Manhattan. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's not like we're fencing some shit in the street.
It's not like we're fencing some shit in the street. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's over here. The whole schmear.
It's over here. The whole schmear. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania?
It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania? from The In-Laws (1979)
It's Ricardo. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's urgent. I'm in great danger.
It's urgent. I'm in great danger. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's very good. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's worth it. Man, believe me, that's a quality paint job.
It's worth it. Man, believe me, that's a quality paint job. from The In-Laws (1979)
Jammed? Get somebody on that radio! We can't use no jammed!
Jammed? Get somebody on that radio! We can't use no jammed! from The In-Laws (1979)
Jesus Christ. from The In-Laws (1979)
Jesus Christ. What the hell was that?
Jesus Christ. What the hell was that? from The In-Laws (1979)
Jesus! from The In-Laws (1979)
Jesus. from The In-Laws (1979)
JosΓ© Grecos de Muertos. from The In-Laws (1979)
Julia Child says Cabernet's great.
Julia Child says Cabernet's great. from The In-Laws (1979)
Jump! from The In-Laws (1979)
Just don't go home without me. Huh, Shel?
Just don't go home without me. Huh, Shel? from The In-Laws (1979)
Just get out of my life! from The In-Laws (1979)
Just give the orchestra five minutes to tune up.
Just give the orchestra five minutes to tune up. from The In-Laws (1979)
Just go with the flow, Shel. Just go with the flow.
Just go with the flow, Shel. Just go with the flow. from The In-Laws (1979)
Just open your mouth, please.
Just open your mouth, please. from The In-Laws (1979)
Just put your flashers on and stay put.
Just put your flashers on and stay put. from The In-Laws (1979)
Just stay the hell away from him.
Just stay the hell away from him. from The In-Laws (1979)
Keep moving. from The In-Laws (1979)
Keeps dropping things. from The In-Laws (1979)
Late in the afternoon, we go see General Garcia.
Late in the afternoon, we go see General Garcia. from The In-Laws (1979)
Let me explain something to you.
Let me explain something to you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Let me see if I got this straight.
Let me see if I got this straight. from The In-Laws (1979)
Let me see. from The In-Laws (1979)
Let's go! from The In-Laws (1979)
Let's go. from The In-Laws (1979)
Let's not fight about it. I'll go into the city tomorrow.
Let's not fight about it. I'll go into the city tomorrow. from The In-Laws (1979)
Like I say, it's no big deal.
Like I say, it's no big deal. from The In-Laws (1979)
Listen, any time you're in the neighborhood.
Listen, any time you're in the neighborhood. from The In-Laws (1979)
Listen, I can understand a certain amount of resentment.
Listen, I can understand a certain amount of resentment. from The In-Laws (1979)
Listen, I've been in tougher jams before.
Listen, I've been in tougher jams before. from The In-Laws (1979)
Listen, let me ask you about that picture.
Listen, let me ask you about that picture. from The In-Laws (1979)
Listen, listen. from The In-Laws (1979)
Listen, you gonna be home in about an hour?
Listen, you gonna be home in about an hour? from The In-Laws (1979)
Little pocket comb. from The In-Laws (1979)
Look at this shit. There's nothin' but money in here.
Look at this shit. There's nothin' but money in here. from The In-Laws (1979)
Look at this. from The In-Laws (1979)
Macy's and Gimbels. from The In-Laws (1979)
Made by Uncle Sam with his own greedy little fingers.
Made by Uncle Sam with his own greedy little fingers. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mae West. from The In-Laws (1979)
Man. from The In-Laws (1979)
Many happy and peaceful occasions
Many happy and peaceful occasions from The In-Laws (1979)
May I have some milk, please?
May I have some milk, please? from The In-Laws (1979)
May I interject for a moment, please?
May I interject for a moment, please? from The In-Laws (1979)
May I share something with you?
May I share something with you? from The In-Laws (1979)
Maybe it's from the previous owners or something.
Maybe it's from the previous owners or something. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mazel tov. Nice boy? from The In-Laws (1979)
McGraw Airfield, Route 46.
McGraw Airfield, Route 46. from The In-Laws (1979)
Me and my good American friends.
Me and my good American friends. from The In-Laws (1979)
Me too. Good bye. from The In-Laws (1979)
Medium rare all right for everybody?
Medium rare all right for everybody? from The In-Laws (1979)
Miguel! from The In-Laws (1979)
Mm hmm. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mm mmm. Tommy is the acorn.
Mm mmm. Tommy is the acorn. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mmm. It's very nice. It's a little greasy, but it's very nice.
Mmm. It's very nice. It's a little greasy, but it's very nice. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mom, we cannot wait any longer. What's with them?
Mom, we cannot wait any longer. What's with them? from The In-Laws (1979)
Mr. Hirschorn β from The In-Laws (1979)
Mr. Hirschorn, I cannot work this way.
Mr. Hirschorn, I cannot work this way. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mr. Hirschorn, take your hand down, put your head back, open your mouth.
Mr. Hirschorn, take your hand down, put your head back, open your mouth. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a he.
Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a he. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mr. Lutz, I may sound a little bit incoherent,
Mr. Lutz, I may sound a little bit incoherent, from The In-Laws (1979)
Mr. Ricardo's been out of town. Maybe he got hung up.
Mr. Ricardo's been out of town. Maybe he got hung up. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mrs. Adelman, sit tight. Don't clench.
Mrs. Adelman, sit tight. Don't clench. from The In-Laws (1979)
Muchas gracias. from The In-Laws (1979)
Muscular, low to the ground, compact.
Muscular, low to the ground, compact. from The In-Laws (1979)
My brave American friends.
My brave American friends. from The In-Laws (1979)
My cigarette β from The In-Laws (1979)
My daughter's getting married on Sunday, Mr. Hirschorn.
My daughter's getting married on Sunday, Mr. Hirschorn. from The In-Laws (1979)
My father was like a maniac before you came.
My father was like a maniac before you came. from The In-Laws (1979)
My general. from The In-Laws (1979)
My goodness, this is some kind of engraving.
My goodness, this is some kind of engraving. from The In-Laws (1979)
My husband's the jumpiest one of all right now.
My husband's the jumpiest one of all right now. from The In-Laws (1979)
My in law. from The In-Laws (1979)
My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he expect me to come up with that kind of money?
My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he expect me to come up with that kind of money? from The In-Laws (1979)
My name is Kornpett. I'm a DDS in the greater New York area.
My name is Kornpett. I'm a DDS in the greater New York area. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nah, that's not for me. from The In-Laws (1979)
Never saw him before in my life.
Never saw him before in my life. from The In-Laws (1979)
Next time we're in Tijada, Shel, don't let me forget.
Next time we're in Tijada, Shel, don't let me forget. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nice work, Sheldon. Piece of cake.
Nice work, Sheldon. Piece of cake. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nine months. My God. That really must have been something.
Nine months. My God. That really must have been something. from The In-Laws (1979)
No kidding. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, don't go home under any circumstance.
No, don't go home under any circumstance. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, I mean this. It's been something I've been wanting to say.
No, I mean this. It's been something I've been wanting to say. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, I said, Hello, Jesus, and he said, Hello, Vince.
No, I said, Hello, Jesus, and he said, Hello, Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, I'll behave myself. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, I'm expecting a call from Zurich, honey. You watch the chow.
No, I'm expecting a call from Zurich, honey. You watch the chow. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, it's looking good. Looking good.
No, it's looking good. Looking good. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no, I can manage. I don't want to make a federal case out of this.
No, no, I can manage. I don't want to make a federal case out of this. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no, no, no. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no, the food is terrific. It's just that my stomach is a little upset.
No, no, the food is terrific. It's just that my stomach is a little upset. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no, two more visits oughta do it fine.
No, no, two more visits oughta do it fine. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no, we missed him by a good foot and a half.
No, no, we missed him by a good foot and a half. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no. He no like the food.
No, no. He no like the food. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, not anymore. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, not Beaujolais. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, not really. I'd like to resolve this somehow.
No, not really. I'd like to resolve this somehow. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, Ralph, you don't understand.
No, Ralph, you don't understand. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, that's brand new. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, that's completely nuts.
No, that's completely nuts. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, that's very kind of you, General,
No, that's very kind of you, General, from The In-Laws (1979)
No, the cab has stopped. We're on West 31st Street.
No, the cab has stopped. We're on West 31st Street. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, the pig is alive, Shel.
No, the pig is alive, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, the Treasury Department never knew what hit 'em.
No, the Treasury Department never knew what hit 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, these are my competitors. You know.
No, these are my competitors. You know. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, they're not all in there.
No, they're not all in there. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, we'll take a cab. We had a little trouble with the car.
No, we'll take a cab. We had a little trouble with the car. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, we're just related by a pending marriage.
No, we're just related by a pending marriage. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, you see, it makes no difference if you're sane or if you're crazy
No, you see, it makes no difference if you're sane or if you're crazy from The In-Laws (1979)
No! I'll get 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
No! I'm not him. Uh, he's my in law. Look, here's my card.
No! I'm not him. Uh, he's my in law. Look, here's my card. from The In-Laws (1979)
No. from The In-Laws (1979)
No. from The In-Laws (1979)
No. I'm out in the cold on this one, Shel.
No. I'm out in the cold on this one, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nobody'll see 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
None. from The In-Laws (1979)
Not everybody appreciates genius.
Not everybody appreciates genius. from The In-Laws (1979)
Note the plasticity, from The In-Laws (1979)
Nothing else in the basement.
Nothing else in the basement. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nothing personal, pal. It's strictly business.
Nothing personal, pal. It's strictly business. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nothing. Really. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nothing. Really. from The In-Laws (1979)
Notice the whiskers. My God, you could almost reach out and touch 'em.
Notice the whiskers. My God, you could almost reach out and touch 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
Now I know where Barbara gets her good looks.
Now I know where Barbara gets her good looks. from The In-Laws (1979)
Now I'm ready. from The In-Laws (1979)
Now that was a little close, I admit it. I cut it a little fine.
Now that was a little close, I admit it. I cut it a little fine. from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, do you have the money?
Now, do you have the money? from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, exactly where are you located, General?
Now, exactly where are you located, General? from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, I'm in Tijada right now. I'm in Tijada, yes.
Now, I'm in Tijada right now. I'm in Tijada, yes. from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, once they get these plates β
Now, once they get these plates β from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, take off. from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, the thing β from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, the thing we have to talk about
Now, the thing we have to talk about from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, what you have to understand is that we have information β the agency has β
Now, what you have to understand is that we have information β the agency has β from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, what's the story on this? You gonna bill me or what?
Now, what's the story on this? You gonna bill me or what? from The In-Laws (1979)
Now, you can relax your mouth, but don't clench.
Now, you can relax your mouth, but don't clench. from The In-Laws (1979)
Now? from The In-Laws (1979)
Of this waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies
Of this waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, be careful. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, boy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, Christ, no. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, dear. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, fantΓ‘stico. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, gee, I really don't know.
Oh, gee, I really don't know. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, General, how nice. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, God, don't let me die on West 31st Street.
Oh, God, don't let me die on West 31st Street. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, God! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, God. Oh, my God. I knew it. I could feel it coming.
Oh, God. Oh, my God. I knew it. I could feel it coming. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, good. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, he was gone for ages.
Oh, he was gone for ages. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, hear, hear! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, I doubt it. We've lived here for 15 years.
Oh, I doubt it. We've lived here for 15 years. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, it was an incredible sight.
Oh, it was an incredible sight. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, it's such a minor thing. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed.
Oh, it's such a minor thing. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, Jesus, pigs. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, Jesus. Mr. Ricardo. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, listen... from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, Mrs. Adelman, you've been still the entire time.
Oh, Mrs. Adelman, you've been still the entire time. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, my God! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, my God! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, my God! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, no, they all look like me.
Oh, no, they all look like me. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, of course it's his fault.
Oh, of course it's his fault. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, sΓ, sΓ. SΓ, sΓ. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, sΓ, sΓ. Very much. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, that is just the most horrible thing.
Oh, that is just the most horrible thing. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, that would be awful. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, that'll do it. That's more than enough.
Oh, that'll do it. That's more than enough. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, that's okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, that's very funny. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, that's wrong. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, the toreador's wonderful.
Oh, the toreador's wonderful. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, there's reasons. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, uh, good idea. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, yeah? You know her? from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, yeah. Second year law student at Yale.
Oh, yeah. Second year law student at Yale. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, yes, extremely gifted.
Oh, yes, extremely gifted. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, yes, extremely innocent. You know, I think my hearing is shot.
Oh, yes, extremely innocent. You know, I think my hearing is shot. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh! Made it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh! SΓ, sΓ, sΓ. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh. And the parents? from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay, hang on. This is gonna be a little rough.
Okay, hang on. This is gonna be a little rough. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn.
Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay, let's do it! from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay, now. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay, try and follow me, Shel.
Okay, try and follow me, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay, what's our next move?
Okay, what's our next move? from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. Finished. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. I just have to work something out, that's all.
Okay. I just have to work something out, that's all. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. Let me ask you a question.
Okay. Let me ask you a question. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. Really. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.
Okay. Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okeydoke. from The In-Laws (1979)
One day we're gonna have to get around to getting it fixed.
One day we're gonna have to get around to getting it fixed. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ooh! Ooh! Am I shot? Am I shot?
Ooh! Ooh! Am I shot? Am I shot? from The In-Laws (1979)
Operator, uh, habla usted inglΓ©s?
Operator, uh, habla usted inglΓ©s? from The In-Laws (1979)
Or if you're with the agency or not with the agency.
Or if you're with the agency or not with the agency. from The In-Laws (1979)
Or pineapple juice. from The In-Laws (1979)
Orchestra? Sylvia Jacobs is playing the piano.
Orchestra? Sylvia Jacobs is playing the piano. from The In-Laws (1979)
Out of the car. from The In-Laws (1979)
Out of the way, please. Emergency.
Out of the way, please. Emergency. from The In-Laws (1979)
Out, out! Get out! Out! from The In-Laws (1979)
Over and out. from The In-Laws (1979)
Over there! from The In-Laws (1979)
Peasants screaming, chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms.
Peasants screaming, chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms. from The In-Laws (1979)
People find all kinds of things in the cellar.
People find all kinds of things in the cellar. from The In-Laws (1979)
Perfect. from The In-Laws (1979)
Phone! Phone! from The In-Laws (1979)
Phone? from The In-Laws (1979)
Piece of cake, Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Please, don't bother. I'll find it.
Please, don't bother. I'll find it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Please, follow me. from The In-Laws (1979)
Please, gentlemen, enter.
Please, gentlemen, enter. from The In-Laws (1979)
Pronto it will be. from The In-Laws (1979)
Pronto. from The In-Laws (1979)
Really rob it. Professionally.
Really rob it. Professionally. from The In-Laws (1979)
Really? Dr. Kornpett. from The In-Laws (1979)
Really? What do you do? from The In-Laws (1979)
Really. from The In-Laws (1979)
Remember β D. Tracy, galoshes.
Remember β D. Tracy, galoshes. from The In-Laws (1979)
Remember how we used to play ball together on Nagle Avenue?
Remember how we used to play ball together on Nagle Avenue? from The In-Laws (1979)
Right now? from The In-Laws (1979)
Right. from The In-Laws (1979)
Right. Now come on, let's get goin'.
Right. Now come on, let's get goin'. from The In-Laws (1979)
Right. Shel, where are you going, Shel?
Right. Shel, where are you going, Shel? from The In-Laws (1979)
Roll over! from The In-Laws (1979)
Sadly, there's very little you can do
Sadly, there's very little you can do from The In-Laws (1979)
Scranton, Pennsylvania? What for?
Scranton, Pennsylvania? What for? from The In-Laws (1979)
Seeing him dead on the runway like that.
Seeing him dead on the runway like that. from The In-Laws (1979)
SeΓ±or Pepe, do you like this man?
SeΓ±or Pepe, do you like this man? from The In-Laws (1979)
SeΓ±or Pepe, would you like to give this man a kiss?
SeΓ±or Pepe, would you like to give this man a kiss? from The In-Laws (1979)
Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine!
Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine! from The In-Laws (1979)
Serpentine! from The In-Laws (1979)
Serpentine! from The In-Laws (1979)
Set for what? from The In-Laws (1979)
Seventy two years. This tooth had steaks.
Seventy two years. This tooth had steaks. from The In-Laws (1979)
She cannot bite down. from The In-Laws (1979)
She doesn't show it, but I'm sure she is.
She doesn't show it, but I'm sure she is. from The In-Laws (1979)
She's marrying the son, not the father.
She's marrying the son, not the father. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, I didn't do it lightly.
Shel, I didn't do it lightly. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, the end is in sight, I assure you.
Shel, the end is in sight, I assure you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, what I would very much like for you to do the minute you hang up
Shel, what I would very much like for you to do the minute you hang up from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, when I speak, do you hear me? Do you understand the words?
Shel, when I speak, do you hear me? Do you understand the words? from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, you all right? from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, you come with me to Scranton.
Shel, you come with me to Scranton. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, you don't know what you're saying.
Shel, you don't know what you're saying. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, you too. This is extremely educational.
Shel, you too. This is extremely educational. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, you're very excited. I don't know what you're saying.
Shel, you're very excited. I don't know what you're saying. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon, come here. Come here, Sheldon. Come on.
Sheldon, come here. Come here, Sheldon. Come on. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon, it was unbelievable.
Sheldon, it was unbelievable. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon, now, I just explained to you it was a fabricated β
Sheldon, now, I just explained to you it was a fabricated β from The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon? from The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon? from The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly, have you ever had one of those days β
Shelly, have you ever had one of those days β from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly, I call him. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly, I'm really sorry it turned out this way. I had no idea β
Shelly, I'm really sorry it turned out this way. I had no idea β from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly, think how nervous he was to meet you.
Shelly, think how nervous he was to meet you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly? from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shit! Emergency! Open the door!
Shit! Emergency! Open the door! from The In-Laws (1979)
Shoot out? No. from The In-Laws (1979)
SΓ, sΓ. Hey, Vince, you won't forget I did this, eh?
SΓ, sΓ. Hey, Vince, you won't forget I did this, eh? from The In-Laws (1979)
SΓ. from The In-Laws (1979)
SΓ. Down to business. from The In-Laws (1979)
Since about 1911. from The In-Laws (1979)
Since Eisenhower. from The In-Laws (1979)
Since when is it the policy of the CIA
Since when is it the policy of the CIA from The In-Laws (1979)
Sitting around a Christmas tree, and we're all gonna have a big laugh.
Sitting around a Christmas tree, and we're all gonna have a big laugh. from The In-Laws (1979)
Small, brown babies clutched in their beaks.
Small, brown babies clutched in their beaks. from The In-Laws (1979)
Smoke out the action and nail those bastards.
Smoke out the action and nail those bastards. from The In-Laws (1979)
So I open the safe, take out a black bag and come back here to the cab.
So I open the safe, take out a black bag and come back here to the cab. from The In-Laws (1979)
So long. from The In-Laws (1979)
So take a desk job. from The In-Laws (1979)
So that individuals of high standing in the community
So that individuals of high standing in the community from The In-Laws (1979)
So the closer the wedding gets, I think, the more edgy you're gonna be
So the closer the wedding gets, I think, the more edgy you're gonna be from The In-Laws (1979)
So you went ahead and robbed it on your own, with gangsters.
So you went ahead and robbed it on your own, with gangsters. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sorry to run, but we gotta catch a plane.
Sorry to run, but we gotta catch a plane. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sorry we're late, folks. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sorry. That's what he said.
Sorry. That's what he said. from The In-Laws (1979)
Spare this man. from The In-Laws (1979)
Stand up straight, be a man.
Stand up straight, be a man. from The In-Laws (1979)
Stay low, Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Stay low, Sheldon. Stay low.
Stay low, Sheldon. Stay low. from The In-Laws (1979)
Stop the car. It's Sheldon.
Stop the car. It's Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Stop the we! from The In-Laws (1979)
Stupid bastards. from The In-Laws (1979)
Such a hotshot, how come he doesn't have a phone in the car?
Such a hotshot, how come he doesn't have a phone in the car? from The In-Laws (1979)
Sure, he's lovable, but he's completely out of his mind.
Sure, he's lovable, but he's completely out of his mind. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sweetheart β It's toothpaste.
Sweetheart β It's toothpaste. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sweetheart, I love you very much, but I know about these things.
Sweetheart, I love you very much, but I know about these things. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sweetheart, I'll believe it when I see him.
Sweetheart, I'll believe it when I see him. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ten million, exactamente.
Ten million, exactamente. from The In-Laws (1979)
Terrific. from The In-Laws (1979)
Thank you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Thanks for everything. from The In-Laws (1979)
That blasted thing just falls apart all the time.
That blasted thing just falls apart all the time. from The In-Laws (1979)
That crazy little bastard, he's involved your poor father in something.
That crazy little bastard, he's involved your poor father in something. from The In-Laws (1979)
That door never opens. Use this one.
That door never opens. Use this one. from The In-Laws (1979)
That man is crazy. I will not have you marrying into that family.
That man is crazy. I will not have you marrying into that family. from The In-Laws (1979)
That roast beef is just going to be inedible.
That roast beef is just going to be inedible. from The In-Laws (1979)
That was a cigarette! from The In-Laws (1979)
That wouldn't be possible, would it?
That wouldn't be possible, would it? from The In-Laws (1979)
That's a brilliant solution to the problem.
That's a brilliant solution to the problem. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's a relief. I was beginning to get worried.
That's a relief. I was beginning to get worried. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's a shame. I really would have liked to have seen those slides.
That's a shame. I really would have liked to have seen those slides. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's a terrific example, Shel. Really.
That's a terrific example, Shel. Really. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's a wonderful patient you got there. Very fine lady.
That's a wonderful patient you got there. Very fine lady. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's how beloved they were.
That's how beloved they were. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's it. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's kind of you, Shel. I really appreciate that.
That's kind of you, Shel. I really appreciate that. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's my husband. You can talk to him yourself.
That's my husband. You can talk to him yourself. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's one game, I could never get the hang of it.
That's one game, I could never get the hang of it. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's right, sir. Do you have the money?
That's right, sir. Do you have the money? from The In-Laws (1979)
That's right. I think you'll find it quite fascinating.
That's right. I think you'll find it quite fascinating. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's the ticket. Let's go.
That's the ticket. Let's go. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's the tip off to a great work of art.
That's the tip off to a great work of art. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's them. Are you okay, or are you gonna be totally hostile to them?
That's them. Are you okay, or are you gonna be totally hostile to them? from The In-Laws (1979)
That's very cute. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's very kind of you, Shel. And don't think I'm gonna abuse the privilege.
That's very kind of you, Shel. And don't think I'm gonna abuse the privilege. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's what that means. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's what we'd like to know, Mrs. Kornpett.
That's what we'd like to know, Mrs. Kornpett. from The In-Laws (1979)
The acorn, sweetheart, from the tree.
The acorn, sweetheart, from the tree. from The In-Laws (1979)
The almost Renaissance use of the perspective.
The almost Renaissance use of the perspective. from The In-Laws (1979)
The amazing thing is how grateful you're gonna be to me
The amazing thing is how grateful you're gonna be to me from The In-Laws (1979)
The Bay of Pigs. from The In-Laws (1979)
The central piece of evidence in the biggest federal crime since the atomic spy case
The central piece of evidence in the biggest federal crime since the atomic spy case from The In-Laws (1979)
The CIA. from The In-Laws (1979)
The CIA. from The In-Laws (1979)
The Eagle has landed. What now?
The Eagle has landed. What now? from The In-Laws (1979)
The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset.
The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset. from The In-Laws (1979)
The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset.
The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset. from The In-Laws (1979)
The father does some kind of international consulting work.
The father does some kind of international consulting work. from The In-Laws (1979)
The hamburgers are getting cold!
The hamburgers are getting cold! from The In-Laws (1979)
The idea of you out there dead and me all alone back here with the smoke and the bullets.
The idea of you out there dead and me all alone back here with the smoke and the bullets. from The In-Laws (1979)
The man is crazy. That's what I'm talkin' about.
The man is crazy. That's what I'm talkin' about. from The In-Laws (1979)
The natives had a name for 'em.
The natives had a name for 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
The ocean? from The In-Laws (1979)
The other thing, be sure to compliment his art collection.
The other thing, be sure to compliment his art collection. from The In-Laws (1979)
The pollo must be marinated for six weeks.
The pollo must be marinated for six weeks. from The In-Laws (1979)
The Price is Right. This is the all American game show.
The Price is Right. This is the all American game show. from The In-Laws (1979)
The son is the acorn. You gotta look at the tree.
The son is the acorn. You gotta look at the tree. from The In-Laws (1979)
The tent up? from The In-Laws (1979)
The thing will be out of your house in two hours.
The thing will be out of your house in two hours. from The In-Laws (1979)
The Treasury Department is on the case.
The Treasury Department is on the case. from The In-Laws (1979)
The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.
The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program. from The In-Laws (1979)
The United States of America.
The United States of America. from The In-Laws (1979)
The way you handled yourself, I can't tell you how impressed I was.
The way you handled yourself, I can't tell you how impressed I was. from The In-Laws (1979)
The windows weren't functioning properly. Isn't it always the case?
The windows weren't functioning properly. Isn't it always the case? from The In-Laws (1979)
The worst thing was that we lost a half dozen good men who had teamed with him.
The worst thing was that we lost a half dozen good men who had teamed with him. from The In-Laws (1979)
Their only hope is worldwide inflation.
Their only hope is worldwide inflation. from The In-Laws (1979)
Then he's gotta go down in the basement to make phone calls. What is that?
Then he's gotta go down in the basement to make phone calls. What is that? from The In-Laws (1979)
Then opened his own practice in Manhattan.
Then opened his own practice in Manhattan. from The In-Laws (1979)
Then set me up to get killed?
Then set me up to get killed? from The In-Laws (1979)
Then the answer is yes. from The In-Laws (1979)
Then the German mint, and then the Swiss mint.
Then the German mint, and then the Swiss mint. from The In-Laws (1979)
Then what happens, another little shoot out?
Then what happens, another little shoot out? from The In-Laws (1979)
There are signs. Just follow 'em.
There are signs. Just follow 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
There are thousands of Spanish speaking people
There are thousands of Spanish speaking people from The In-Laws (1979)
There is no time for tea.
There is no time for tea. from The In-Laws (1979)
There's also something lovable about the guy.
There's also something lovable about the guy. from The In-Laws (1979)
There's always a valid reason.
There's always a valid reason. from The In-Laws (1979)
There's been a slight change in our flight plan.
There's been a slight change in our flight plan. from The In-Laws (1979)
There's gonna be grandchildren.
There's gonna be grandchildren. from The In-Laws (1979)
There's just some things that men don't handle as well as we do.
There's just some things that men don't handle as well as we do. from The In-Laws (1979)
There's no reason to be sorry.
There's no reason to be sorry. from The In-Laws (1979)
There's no reason to shoot at me! I'm a dentist!
There's no reason to shoot at me! I'm a dentist! from The In-Laws (1979)
There's red tape in the bush?
There's red tape in the bush? from The In-Laws (1979)
There's so much to do. from The In-Laws (1979)
These are engravings for US currency
These are engravings for US currency from The In-Laws (1979)
These are engravings from all over the world.
These are engravings from all over the world. from The In-Laws (1979)
These are small enough? from The In-Laws (1979)
These are the best security men in the world.
These are the best security men in the world. from The In-Laws (1979)
These flies, for example, uh, they're protected against pilferage
These flies, for example, uh, they're protected against pilferage from The In-Laws (1979)
They all owe billions of dollars to the West, and they can never pay it back.
They all owe billions of dollars to the West, and they can never pay it back. from The In-Laws (1979)
They called from the airport two hours ago.
They called from the airport two hours ago. from The In-Laws (1979)
They chased you? from The In-Laws (1979)
They did the hundred percent correct thing telling you that I was nuts.
They did the hundred percent correct thing telling you that I was nuts. from The In-Laws (1979)
They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.
They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. from The In-Laws (1979)
They heat it up with orange juice. You know, grande, a big one.
They heat it up with orange juice. You know, grande, a big one. from The In-Laws (1979)
They make a chicken sandwich here. They serve it on a hard roll.
They make a chicken sandwich here. They serve it on a hard roll. from The In-Laws (1979)
They said you were kicked out of the agency because you were
They said you were kicked out of the agency because you were from The In-Laws (1979)
They thought it was too risky. Turned it down.
They thought it was too risky. Turned it down. from The In-Laws (1979)
They used to work for JCPenney in Detroit.
They used to work for JCPenney in Detroit. from The In-Laws (1979)
They're fine. Perfect. from The In-Laws (1979)
They're fine. Perfect. from The In-Laws (1979)
They're late, all right? Don't make it like a family issue.
They're late, all right? Don't make it like a family issue. from The In-Laws (1979)
They're taking off without us!
They're taking off without us! from The In-Laws (1979)
This ain't no Wells Fargo truck!
This ain't no Wells Fargo truck! from The In-Laws (1979)
This bandido has another 10! Β‘Ladrones!
This bandido has another 10! Β‘Ladrones! from The In-Laws (1979)
This flag would already today be flying at the UN.
This flag would already today be flying at the UN. from The In-Laws (1979)
This guy may be a dictator, but there's something still very innocent about him.
This guy may be a dictator, but there's something still very innocent about him. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is a girl from the village. This is a prostitute.
This is a girl from the village. This is a prostitute. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is a major international deal.
This is a major international deal. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is an emergency. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is from Shelly and me.
This is from Shelly and me. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is gonna set fast, Mrs. Adelman, so just don't fight me.
This is gonna set fast, Mrs. Adelman, so just don't fight me. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is it? My life is over.
This is it? My life is over. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is really important to you?
This is really important to you? from The In-Laws (1979)
This is ridiculous. I feel like Bonnie and Clyde.
This is ridiculous. I feel like Bonnie and Clyde. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is SeΓ±or Pepe. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is so insane. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is some great dentist you have here. You're a very lucky lady.
This is some great dentist you have here. You're a very lucky lady. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is the combination to the safe, and this is the key to the office.
This is the combination to the safe, and this is the key to the office. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is unbelievable. General, I'm very impressed.
This is unbelievable. General, I'm very impressed. from The In-Laws (1979)
This man, Sheldon Kornpett.
This man, Sheldon Kornpett. from The In-Laws (1979)
This man's wonderful daughter is marrying my son the day after tomorrow.
This man's wonderful daughter is marrying my son the day after tomorrow. from The In-Laws (1979)
This tooth chewed on beautiful women,
This tooth chewed on beautiful women, from The In-Laws (1979)
This tooth had just beans when I was poor.
This tooth had just beans when I was poor. from The In-Laws (1979)
This whole thing has to do with a conspiracy that originated in Central America
This whole thing has to do with a conspiracy that originated in Central America from The In-Laws (1979)
Through many happy and peaceful years.
Through many happy and peaceful years. from The In-Laws (1979)
To be perfectly candid, Shel,
To be perfectly candid, Shel, from The In-Laws (1979)
To impress private citizens into their service without telling them what it's about
To impress private citizens into their service without telling them what it's about from The In-Laws (1979)
To my wonderful American friends.
To my wonderful American friends. from The In-Laws (1979)
To Vince. Well, at least we tried. Thanks for everything.
To Vince. Well, at least we tried. Thanks for everything. from The In-Laws (1979)
Tommy and I are gonna go to Vegas or some sleazy thing like that. I don't care.
Tommy and I are gonna go to Vegas or some sleazy thing like that. I don't care. from The In-Laws (1979)
Tommy tells me you were the first dentist ever to use that drill that spritzes water?
Tommy tells me you were the first dentist ever to use that drill that spritzes water? from The In-Laws (1979)
Tommy, why do you always assume it's your father's fault?
Tommy, why do you always assume it's your father's fault? from The In-Laws (1979)
Tommy's told him so much about you.
Tommy's told him so much about you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Tomorrow we'll go into the city.
Tomorrow we'll go into the city. from The In-Laws (1979)
Took a wedding to do it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Totally ass backwards. from The In-Laws (1979)
Two things, Shel. Don't say anything about his scar.
Two things, Shel. Don't say anything about his scar. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh huh. Well, come on back in my office.
Uh huh. Well, come on back in my office. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh oh! from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, Billy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, by the way, here. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, General, I'd like you to meet Dr. Sheldon Kornpett.
Uh, General, I'd like you to meet Dr. Sheldon Kornpett. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, General, it gives me great pleasure to present β
Uh, General, it gives me great pleasure to present β from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, guess I won't see you till Wednesday.
Uh, guess I won't see you till Wednesday. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, I'd like to say that from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, shall we invite these men to sit down?
Uh, shall we invite these men to sit down? from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, Shel, I don't understand what you're saying about these flames.
Uh, Shel, I don't understand what you're saying about these flames. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, Sheldon has provided invaluable assistance to the success of this mission.
Uh, Sheldon has provided invaluable assistance to the success of this mission. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, that'll be 30 bucks. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Uh, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, you can pay me. My dad's having supper.
Uh, you can pay me. My dad's having supper. from The In-Laws (1979)
Um, he's, um β from The In-Laws (1979)
Um, please, could you tell me what this is all about?
Um, please, could you tell me what this is all about? from The In-Laws (1979)
Um, why don't you just stack it up over there on this side of the furnace.
Um, why don't you just stack it up over there on this side of the furnace. from The In-Laws (1979)
Um... from The In-Laws (1979)
Under the provisions of the Guacamole Act of 1917.
Under the provisions of the Guacamole Act of 1917. from The In-Laws (1979)
Usually he's so affectionate and physical with Tommy.
Usually he's so affectionate and physical with Tommy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Very nice. from The In-Laws (1979)
Very nice. Very nice. from The In-Laws (1979)
Via the General Garcia toll bridge.
Via the General Garcia toll bridge. from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, can't this wait till this afternoon? I'll be off around 5:00.
Vince, can't this wait till this afternoon? I'll be off around 5:00. from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, how long did you actually live in Guatemala?
Vince, how long did you actually live in Guatemala? from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, I'd really like to help you out,
Vince, I'd really like to help you out, from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, if it's so cut and dry, you don't need me, right?
Vince, if it's so cut and dry, you don't need me, right? from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, it's 9:00 in the morning.
Vince, it's 9:00 in the morning. from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, my good friend. from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, you're not hungry? You just pick?
Vince, you're not hungry? You just pick? from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince! Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince? from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
Wait a minute. Oh, Christ! Arabs!
Wait a minute. Oh, Christ! Arabs! from The In-Laws (1979)
Wait a minute. W Wait a minute. The CIA turned this down?
Wait a minute. W Wait a minute. The CIA turned this down? from The In-Laws (1979)
Wait a minute. You made all that up about him on the phone?
Wait a minute. You made all that up about him on the phone? from The In-Laws (1979)
Watch out! from The In-Laws (1979)
Watch out! Look out! from The In-Laws (1979)
We celebrate. from The In-Laws (1979)
We first got wind of it nine months ago when they robbed the German mint.
We first got wind of it nine months ago when they robbed the German mint. from The In-Laws (1979)
We go in. from The In-Laws (1979)
We got mixed up. from The In-Laws (1979)
We hand him the engravings.
We hand him the engravings. from The In-Laws (1979)
We know that these plates are going down to Central America,
We know that these plates are going down to Central America, from The In-Laws (1979)
We never played ball together on Nagle Avenue.
We never played ball together on Nagle Avenue. from The In-Laws (1979)
We read you, Alpha Beta. Location. Over.
We read you, Alpha Beta. Location. Over. from The In-Laws (1979)
We really gotta get out of here. Shel, give me your hand.
We really gotta get out of here. Shel, give me your hand. from The In-Laws (1979)
We really had to keep you in the dark, Shelly. Vince, the money?
We really had to keep you in the dark, Shelly. Vince, the money? from The In-Laws (1979)
We talked about playing ball together, but β
We talked about playing ball together, but β from The In-Laws (1979)
We want him out of this. from The In-Laws (1979)
We'd love to stand around and schmooze, Barr, but we got a big day tomorrow.
We'd love to stand around and schmooze, Barr, but we got a big day tomorrow. from The In-Laws (1979)
We'll call it the thing. Okay, Shel? But you know I mean the engraving.
We'll call it the thing. Okay, Shel? But you know I mean the engraving. from The In-Laws (1979)
We'll go home with Billy and Bing. Have a few laughs, okay?
We'll go home with Billy and Bing. Have a few laughs, okay? from The In-Laws (1979)
We'll never make it lying here, that's for goddamn sure. You ready?
We'll never make it lying here, that's for goddamn sure. You ready? from The In-Laws (1979)
We're out of the country. We're home free.
We're out of the country. We're home free. from The In-Laws (1979)
We're the US Treasury, for Christ's sake!
We're the US Treasury, for Christ's sake! from The In-Laws (1979)
We're whipping along South Factory
We're whipping along South Factory from The In-Laws (1979)
Welcome to Tijada! from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, actually, they robbed β they robbed the English mint,
Well, actually, they robbed β they robbed the English mint, from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, all these countries, Shel,
Well, all these countries, Shel, from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, all they had was Hustler in Spanish.
Well, all they had was Hustler in Spanish. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, he's got a vault behind the tiger painting.
Well, he's got a vault behind the tiger painting. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, I don't see that much television. I'm out of the country a lot.
Well, I don't see that much television. I'm out of the country a lot. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, I feel we're practically family now. I like to feel close.
Well, I feel we're practically family now. I like to feel close. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, I was just in the neighborhood and I thought I'd say howdy doo.
Well, I was just in the neighborhood and I thought I'd say howdy doo. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, I'm really glad you stopped by, Vince.
Well, I'm really glad you stopped by, Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, it would depend. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, it's very, very good. You don't get this kind of stuff in New York.
Well, it's very, very good. You don't get this kind of stuff in New York. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, listen, what the hell. I can do it myself. You're so busy.
Well, listen, what the hell. I can do it myself. You're so busy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, maybe this will make it up to you.
Well, maybe this will make it up to you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, maybe you weren't. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, my life has been in almost constant jeopardy for 24 hours now.
Well, my life has been in almost constant jeopardy for 24 hours now. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, so he embellishes a little bit.
Well, so he embellishes a little bit. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, sure. I don't blame you. Let me ask him.
Well, sure. I don't blame you. Let me ask him. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, the mother's very nice.
Well, the mother's very nice. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, there's one in the basement, but it's a mess.
Well, there's one in the basement, but it's a mess. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, what do I do, Vince? I tell you sincerely I do not want to go to jail.
Well, what do I do, Vince? I tell you sincerely I do not want to go to jail. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, where the hell is he?
Well, where the hell is he? from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, you can imagine how I felt, General,
Well, you can imagine how I felt, General, from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, you look so pretty.
Well, you look so pretty. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, you're really a man now, Tom.
Well, you're really a man now, Tom. from The In-Laws (1979)
What a day. What a guy. What an entrance.
What a day. What a guy. What an entrance. from The In-Laws (1979)
What a guy. from The In-Laws (1979)
What a nice surprise. from The In-Laws (1979)
What about me? I was the one running through the streets with that goddamn thing.
What about me? I was the one running through the streets with that goddamn thing. from The In-Laws (1979)
What about right now what?
What about right now what? from The In-Laws (1979)
What about right now? from The In-Laws (1979)
What acorn? from The In-Laws (1979)
What are we doin' up here? I don't understand.
What are we doin' up here? I don't understand. from The In-Laws (1979)
What are you doing? from The In-Laws (1979)
What did Dad pull this time?
What did Dad pull this time? from The In-Laws (1979)
What did I do? from The In-Laws (1979)
What did that inscription mean? At least we tried.
What did that inscription mean? At least we tried. from The In-Laws (1979)
What did you do? from The In-Laws (1979)
What did you do? from The In-Laws (1979)
What do you got in mind? from The In-Laws (1979)
What do you mean? You're quitting the agency?
What do you mean? You're quitting the agency? from The In-Laws (1979)
What do you think of Tommy's new in laws?
What do you think of Tommy's new in laws? from The In-Laws (1979)
What do you think's gonna happen when they start running off this dough,
What do you think's gonna happen when they start running off this dough, from The In-Laws (1979)
What engraving? from The In-Laws (1979)
What flow? There isn't any flow.
What flow? There isn't any flow. from The In-Laws (1979)
What he said. from The In-Laws (1979)
What the hell do the Mets need another pitcher for?
What the hell do the Mets need another pitcher for? from The In-Laws (1979)
What the hell do you mean by that?
What the hell do you mean by that? from The In-Laws (1979)
What the hell. I never get out of here anyway.
What the hell. I never get out of here anyway. from The In-Laws (1979)
What's five minutes for a member of the family?
What's five minutes for a member of the family? from The In-Laws (1979)
What's goin' on? from The In-Laws (1979)
What's going on here? from The In-Laws (1979)
What's that, your tooth? from The In-Laws (1979)
What's that? You are thirsty?
What's that? You are thirsty? from The In-Laws (1979)
What's the point in threatening me? You can't β
What's the point in threatening me? You can't β from The In-Laws (1979)
What's with the engraving?
What's with the engraving? from The In-Laws (1979)
When this is all over. from The In-Laws (1979)
When you meet my father β
When you meet my father β from The In-Laws (1979)
When you're right, you're right.
When you're right, you're right. from The In-Laws (1979)
When you're right, you're right.
When you're right, you're right. from The In-Laws (1979)
Where I can make these kind of top level phone calls to top businessmen,
Where I can make these kind of top level phone calls to top businessmen, from The In-Laws (1979)
Where the hell were you, Barry? We almost croaked here.
Where the hell were you, Barry? We almost croaked here. from The In-Laws (1979)
Where? Where do we have to stop?
Where? Where do we have to stop? from The In-Laws (1979)
Which I'm gonna do right after I answer this phone call. Excuse me.
Which I'm gonna do right after I answer this phone call. Excuse me. from The In-Laws (1979)
Which I'm not denying, from The In-Laws (1979)
Which is American dollars, now they're all set.
Which is American dollars, now they're all set. from The In-Laws (1979)
Which were stolen yesterday from the United States Mint.
Which were stolen yesterday from the United States Mint. from The In-Laws (1979)
Who are these guys? What, are they after you or what?
Who are these guys? What, are they after you or what? from The In-Laws (1979)
Who said he was a hotshot?
Who said he was a hotshot? from The In-Laws (1979)
Who should not see the bag.
Who should not see the bag. from The In-Laws (1979)
Who stand in dire need of extensive bridgework.
Who stand in dire need of extensive bridgework. from The In-Laws (1979)
Who? from The In-Laws (1979)
Whoo hoo hoo hoo! from The In-Laws (1979)
Whoo hoo hoo! from The In-Laws (1979)
Why don't you lie down, grab yourself a nap?
Why don't you lie down, grab yourself a nap? from The In-Laws (1979)
Why not? from The In-Laws (1979)
Why? from The In-Laws (1979)
Widows and orphans will be left penniless.
Widows and orphans will be left penniless. from The In-Laws (1979)
With a deep, Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life.
With a deep, Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life. from The In-Laws (1979)
With real gangsters and real guns.
With real gangsters and real guns. from The In-Laws (1979)
Worse comes to worst, I'll wear my clogs on Sunday.
Worse comes to worst, I'll wear my clogs on Sunday. from The In-Laws (1979)
Would be a crushing blow to whatever small hopes they might have
Would be a crushing blow to whatever small hopes they might have from The In-Laws (1979)
Would it be terribly inconvenient? Please say so if it is.
Would it be terribly inconvenient? Please say so if it is. from The In-Laws (1979)
Would you mind stepping over to my office for a moment?
Would you mind stepping over to my office for a moment? from The In-Laws (1979)
Wow. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, a lot more, a lot more to the story than we can tell you now, Barry.
Yeah, a lot more, a lot more to the story than we can tell you now, Barry. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, but what about the Treasury Department?
Yeah, but what about the Treasury Department? from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, he's a little strange, but I don't know,
Yeah, he's a little strange, but I don't know, from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, he's got these engravings.
Yeah, he's got these engravings. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, I think so. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, I'm getting excited. Is Barbara home?
Yeah, I'm getting excited. Is Barbara home? from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, real nightmare. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, you're right. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah. It means, uh, I won't get arrested for impersonating a dentist.
Yeah. It means, uh, I won't get arrested for impersonating a dentist. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah. Sure. Glad to be of service.
Yeah. Sure. Glad to be of service. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yes, she's here being very domestic.
Yes, she's here being very domestic. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yes, very smoothly. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yes, yes, yes. He just pick.
Yes, yes, yes. He just pick. from The In-Laws (1979)
You can imagine the pathetic quality
You can imagine the pathetic quality from The In-Laws (1979)
You can make it on your pension?
You can make it on your pension? from The In-Laws (1979)
You can rinse now, dear. from The In-Laws (1979)
You can't blame me for this. You volunteered.
You can't blame me for this. You volunteered. from The In-Laws (1979)
You could be a foreign agent, so they tell you that I'm washed up,
You could be a foreign agent, so they tell you that I'm washed up, from The In-Laws (1979)
You did. Travels all over the world. Hasn't got time to meet the new in laws.
You did. Travels all over the world. Hasn't got time to meet the new in laws. from The In-Laws (1979)
You don't have a heart condition or anything, do you, Shel?
You don't have a heart condition or anything, do you, Shel? from The In-Laws (1979)
You feeling a little better?
You feeling a little better? from The In-Laws (1979)
You found this in your cellar, Mrs. Kornpett?
You found this in your cellar, Mrs. Kornpett? from The In-Laws (1979)
You got a family and all, and uncles and aunts and cousins.
You got a family and all, and uncles and aunts and cousins. from The In-Laws (1979)
You have dinner at my house, you drag me out of my office,
You have dinner at my house, you drag me out of my office, from The In-Laws (1979)
You have nothing to worry about. You're an innocent victim.
You have nothing to worry about. You're an innocent victim. from The In-Laws (1979)
You keep hoppin', huh? from The In-Laws (1979)
You know how it is, Barry.
You know how it is, Barry. from The In-Laws (1979)
You know she's taken up tennis?
You know she's taken up tennis? from The In-Laws (1979)
You know we almost got killed here?
You know we almost got killed here? from The In-Laws (1979)
You know what all this means?
You know what all this means? from The In-Laws (1979)
You know you got a terrific imagination, Shel.
You know you got a terrific imagination, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
You know, back when Kennedy was president β
You know, back when Kennedy was president β from The In-Laws (1979)
You know, I'm such a great driver,
You know, I'm such a great driver, from The In-Laws (1979)
You know, if Chiang Kai shek had ever made it back to the mainland,
You know, if Chiang Kai shek had ever made it back to the mainland, from The In-Laws (1979)
You know, if I'm not mistaken, I once bought a comb there.
You know, if I'm not mistaken, I once bought a comb there. from The In-Laws (1979)
You know, the world is full of reactionaries. People with small minds.
You know, the world is full of reactionaries. People with small minds. from The In-Laws (1979)
You little snot nose! Those phone calls put you through college!
You little snot nose! Those phone calls put you through college! from The In-Laws (1979)
You never take an early lunch?
You never take an early lunch? from The In-Laws (1979)
You noticed my friend, eh?
You noticed my friend, eh? from The In-Laws (1979)
You okay? from The In-Laws (1979)
You robbed the United States Mint on your own?
You robbed the United States Mint on your own? from The In-Laws (1979)
You sure these are flies you're talking about?
You sure these are flies you're talking about? from The In-Laws (1979)
You took those slides of them that never came out, remember?
You took those slides of them that never came out, remember? from The In-Laws (1979)
You want to know why I'm getting excited!
You want to know why I'm getting excited! from The In-Laws (1979)
You were here right at the start.
You were here right at the start. from The In-Laws (1979)
You were involved with the Bay of Pigs?
You were involved with the Bay of Pigs? from The In-Laws (1979)
You were sensational, Shel,
You were sensational, Shel, from The In-Laws (1979)
You were smart to order that split pea soup. That looks delicious. May I?
You were smart to order that split pea soup. That looks delicious. May I? from The In-Laws (1979)
You win some, you lose some.
You win some, you lose some. from The In-Laws (1979)
You'll see it, but don't see it. You follow my drift?
You'll see it, but don't see it. You follow my drift? from The In-Laws (1979)
You're a nice boy. You could hurt yourself pulling like that.
You're a nice boy. You could hurt yourself pulling like that. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're a total stranger. You called the agency.
You're a total stranger. You called the agency. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're being absolutely Sicilian about this.
You're being absolutely Sicilian about this. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're dead, right? from The In-Laws (1979)
You're furious at me, right?
You're furious at me, right? from The In-Laws (1979)
You're going to have to leave the office. Dr. Kornpett, I'm sorry.
You're going to have to leave the office. Dr. Kornpett, I'm sorry. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're going where? from The In-Laws (1979)
You're just always makin' these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths.
You're just always makin' these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're just projecting like crazy.
You're just projecting like crazy. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're not going to wear clogs at your wedding.
You're not going to wear clogs at your wedding. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're not going to wear clogs at your wedding.
You're not going to wear clogs at your wedding. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're really very sweet. I'm getting a little nervous about β
You're really very sweet. I'm getting a little nervous about β from The In-Laws (1979)
You're with Vince Ricardo? How much insurance do you carry?
You're with Vince Ricardo? How much insurance do you carry? from The In-Laws (1979)
You've been with them how long? Twenty years?
You've been with them how long? Twenty years? from The In-Laws (1979)
You've got a collapse of confidence in the currency.
You've got a collapse of confidence in the currency. from The In-Laws (1979)
You've seen too many movies, Shel.
You've seen too many movies, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Your father in law and I worked for nearly 10 years, laying our lives on the line together.
Your father in law and I worked for nearly 10 years, laying our lives on the line together. from The In-Laws (1979)
Your ghost? Is your ghost going to report me?
Your ghost? Is your ghost going to report me? from The In-Laws (1979)
Your tooth has had a wonderful life, but now it's time to say good bye.
Your tooth has had a wonderful life, but now it's time to say good bye. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yours, John F. Kennedy. from The In-Laws (1979)
501 United Fruit Boulevard,
501 United Fruit Boulevard, from The In-Laws (1979)
501 United Fruit Boulevard,
501 United Fruit Boulevard, from The In-Laws (1979)
501 United Fruit Boulevard.
501 United Fruit Boulevard. from The In-Laws (1979)
Β‘Bandido!Β‘CabrΓ³n! Guys, you did fantastic work.
Β‘Bandido!Β‘CabrΓ³n! Guys, you did fantastic work. from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ A tree that may in summer wear βͺ This chicken is really sensational.
βͺ A tree that may in summer wear βͺ This chicken is really sensational. from The In-Laws (1979)
Absolutely. What a guy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ah. Now, this is a flag. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right. Stay down, Shel. Stay down.
All right. Stay down, Shel. Stay down. from The In-Laws (1979)
All right. Any problems? None.
All right. Any problems? None. from The In-Laws (1979)
All set for the wedding? Well, we're getting there.
All set for the wedding? Well, we're getting there. from The In-Laws (1979)
Always in New York? That's right.
Always in New York? That's right. from The In-Laws (1979)
An aspirin then? I have no aspirins.
An aspirin then? I have no aspirins. from The In-Laws (1979)
An engraving from the bag? In my haste.
An engraving from the bag? In my haste. from The In-Laws (1979)
An hour late. Great start. I'm sure there's a good reason.
An hour late. Great start. I'm sure there's a good reason. from The In-Laws (1979)
And remember the wine. Oh, and remember the wine.
And remember the wine. Oh, and remember the wine. from The In-Laws (1979)
And they never took any money. Who did this?
And they never took any money. Who did this? from The In-Laws (1979)
And we got another 10 β And it's in thousands.
And we got another 10 β And it's in thousands. from The In-Laws (1979)
And we're supposed to have cigarettes. Cigarettes?
And we're supposed to have cigarettes. Cigarettes? from The In-Laws (1979)
And what else? I don't like, uh β
And what else? I don't like, uh β from The In-Laws (1979)
And you might even enjoy it. Yeah?
And you might even enjoy it. Yeah? from The In-Laws (1979)
Are we square with you? Yeah.
Are we square with you? Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Are ya moving? Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Are you going to get off me? Not yet.
Are you going to get off me? Not yet. from The In-Laws (1979)
Aww. I am β Oh! from The In-Laws (1979)
Barry Lutz. Oh, yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Barry, it's very simple. It's simple.
Barry, it's very simple. It's simple. from The In-Laws (1979)
Beautiful. There is another 10 million.
Beautiful. There is another 10 million. from The In-Laws (1979)
Believe me, I know what it's like. You must be the lovely mother of the bride.
Believe me, I know what it's like. You must be the lovely mother of the bride. from The In-Laws (1979)
Best of luck to you. Thank you.
Best of luck to you. Thank you. from The In-Laws (1979)
BMW pulling out! Let's go!
BMW pulling out! Let's go! from The In-Laws (1979)
By tomorrow. What? from The In-Laws (1979)
Call it off. Call what off?
Call it off. Call what off? from The In-Laws (1979)
Can you move? Yeah, I can try.
Can you move? Yeah, I can try. from The In-Laws (1979)
Can you stop the car? Maybe you're right, Sheldon.
Can you stop the car? Maybe you're right, Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Can't we create some kind of diversion? Like what?
Can't we create some kind of diversion? Like what? from The In-Laws (1979)
Clogs are out of the question. Will you stop?
Clogs are out of the question. Will you stop? from The In-Laws (1979)
Come on, get him the hell out of here. Β‘LadrΓ³n! Β‘BandidoΒ‘ Β‘CabrΓ³n!
Come on, get him the hell out of here. Β‘LadrΓ³n! Β‘BandidoΒ‘ Β‘CabrΓ³n! from The In-Laws (1979)
Come on, Vince. What's the plan? I'm wide open.
Come on, Vince. What's the plan? I'm wide open. from The In-Laws (1979)
Congratulations! Thanks a lot.
Congratulations! Thanks a lot. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dad, could I have some more wine? Yeah.
Dad, could I have some more wine? Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dad, is this all from root canals? Well, that and the lectures.
Dad, is this all from root canals? Well, that and the lectures. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dad, this is a million dollars. Yeah, it's not enough? I'll give you more.
Dad, this is a million dollars. Yeah, it's not enough? I'll give you more. from The In-Laws (1979)
Dad, what are you talking about? What am I talkin' about?
Dad, what are you talking about? What am I talkin' about? from The In-Laws (1979)
Day after tomorrow, huh, Mrs. Kornpett? Oh, God, don't mention it.
Day after tomorrow, huh, Mrs. Kornpett? Oh, God, don't mention it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Did you get your shoes? No, they were all awful.
Did you get your shoes? No, they were all awful. from The In-Laws (1979)
Did you just hear a helicopter? Nope.
Did you just hear a helicopter? Nope. from The In-Laws (1979)
Do what the doc says now. Vince.
Do what the doc says now. Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
Do you have a phone? What?
Do you have a phone? What? from The In-Laws (1979)
Do you understand Latin, Sheldon? Yeah, a little.
Do you understand Latin, Sheldon? Yeah, a little. from The In-Laws (1979)
Do you want to give out the recipe? No, no, it's all Tijada's secret.
Do you want to give out the recipe? No, no, it's all Tijada's secret. from The In-Laws (1979)
Doc, uh, makin' a house call? Yeah, it's one of those emergencies.
Doc, uh, makin' a house call? Yeah, it's one of those emergencies. from The In-Laws (1979)
Don't care if I live or die! But the Geneva Convention stipulates β
Don't care if I live or die! But the Geneva Convention stipulates β from The In-Laws (1979)
False alarm. I hope they haven't had an accident.
False alarm. I hope they haven't had an accident. from The In-Laws (1979)
Fifty dollar savings bond. Oh!
Fifty dollar savings bond. Oh! from The In-Laws (1979)
Forget I said anything. I forgot already.
Forget I said anything. I forgot already. from The In-Laws (1979)
From here on in, it's cut and dry. It's not cut, and it's not dry.
From here on in, it's cut and dry. It's not cut, and it's not dry. from The In-Laws (1979)
General? ΒΏSΓ? from The In-Laws (1979)
Get down! What? from The In-Laws (1979)
Get down! Are you down? Yes!
Get down! Are you down? Yes! from The In-Laws (1979)
Get off of me. Listen to me.
Get off of me. Listen to me. from The In-Laws (1979)
God, Mom, will you please tell him? I think you're being a little irrational.
God, Mom, will you please tell him? I think you're being a little irrational. from The In-Laws (1979)
Goddamned Arabs! They're lowering us now.
Goddamned Arabs! They're lowering us now. from The In-Laws (1979)
Gracias. Oh, oh, what was that?
Gracias. Oh, oh, what was that? from The In-Laws (1979)
Great feeling, ain't it? Yes, it is.
Great feeling, ain't it? Yes, it is. from The In-Laws (1979)
He wants a million five for this. No sweat.
He wants a million five for this. No sweat. from The In-Laws (1979)
He was crazy about me. I was very impressed.
He was crazy about me. I was very impressed. from The In-Laws (1979)
He's nice? He's nice. from The In-Laws (1979)
He's simply not equipped, General. My father, that son of a bitch.
He's simply not equipped, General. My father, that son of a bitch. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hello, dear. Barbara's β
Hello, dear. Barbara's β from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, look at this. What? from The In-Laws (1979)
Hey, Vince. Gee, I can't believe this trade.
Hey, Vince. Gee, I can't believe this trade. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hi! She says hi. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hi. Hello, Mrs. Kornpett.
Hi. Hello, Mrs. Kornpett. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hmm? As a matter of fact, I did, Shel.
Hmm? As a matter of fact, I did, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Hmm. A Z? from The In-Laws (1979)
Hmm. It's heavy, isn't it? Mm hmm.
Hmm. It's heavy, isn't it? Mm hmm. from The In-Laws (1979)
Ho! Bandanas! Gracias, seΓ±or.
Ho! Bandanas! Gracias, seΓ±or. from The In-Laws (1979)
How could you? I almost got killed. I know.
How could you? I almost got killed. I know. from The In-Laws (1979)
How much of this you gonna run off? 300 billion.
How much of this you gonna run off? 300 billion. from The In-Laws (1979)
How's the wife? She's fine.
How's the wife? She's fine. from The In-Laws (1979)
I can sympathize with your feelings. Don't come in. I want you out of my life.
I can sympathize with your feelings. Don't come in. I want you out of my life. from The In-Laws (1979)
I can't stay here. Okay, but remember, serpentine!
I can't stay here. Okay, but remember, serpentine! from The In-Laws (1979)
I can't take it. Are you β Are you serious?
I can't take it. Are you β Are you serious? from The In-Laws (1979)
I couldn't understand? No, it is too complicated.
I couldn't understand? No, it is too complicated. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't know. Let's get going.
I don't know. Let's get going. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't smoke. This isn't lit, General.
I don't smoke. This isn't lit, General. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't want to intrude. No, no intrusion.
I don't want to intrude. No, no intrusion. from The In-Laws (1979)
I don't want to sit down. I don't want my soup. You hardly touched it.
I don't want to sit down. I don't want my soup. You hardly touched it. from The In-Laws (1979)
I feel terrible. Go away!
I feel terrible. Go away! from The In-Laws (1979)
I give him 20, not 10! Of course you did.
I give him 20, not 10! Of course you did. from The In-Laws (1979)
I have to take the roast beef out of the oven. Just put it on the warmer.
I have to take the roast beef out of the oven. Just put it on the warmer. from The In-Laws (1979)
I hope I'm wrong. You're wrong.
I hope I'm wrong. You're wrong. from The In-Laws (1979)
I mean, is that the principle? Yeah, right.
I mean, is that the principle? Yeah, right. from The In-Laws (1979)
I mean, what the hell is that? The family took a vote.
I mean, what the hell is that? The family took a vote. from The In-Laws (1979)
I never seen one of 'em. Take it to the bank, honey. They'll know.
I never seen one of 'em. Take it to the bank, honey. They'll know. from The In-Laws (1979)
I suppose so. Now, what can we do for you today?
I suppose so. Now, what can we do for you today? from The In-Laws (1979)
I thought you were doing it for them. I am.
I thought you were doing it for them. I am. from The In-Laws (1979)
I understand completely. You don't understand anything!
I understand completely. You don't understand anything! from The In-Laws (1979)
I want that thing out of my house! Shelly.
I want that thing out of my house! Shelly. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'd really like a chance to explain. No explaining!
I'd really like a chance to explain. No explaining! from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll be waiting. Airfield?
I'll be waiting. Airfield? from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll get to you as soon as I can. Please!
I'll get to you as soon as I can. Please! from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll give it a shot. Β‘Apunten!
I'll give it a shot. Β‘Apunten! from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll never forgive him. Carol, what do you think we should do?
I'll never forgive him. Carol, what do you think we should do? from The In-Laws (1979)
I'll stand still, all right? Happens all the time. Excuse me.
I'll stand still, all right? Happens all the time. Excuse me. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm Sheldon Kornpett. Shelly, I'm just thrilled to meet ya.
I'm Sheldon Kornpett. Shelly, I'm just thrilled to meet ya. from The In-Laws (1979)
I'm starving, so it's fine with me. I'll take drink orders and make them myself.
I'm starving, so it's fine with me. I'll take drink orders and make them myself. from The In-Laws (1979)
I've always loved this country. that firing squad victims β
I've always loved this country. that firing squad victims β from The In-Laws (1979)
If I say yes, will you get off me? If it's a sincere yes.
If I say yes, will you get off me? If it's a sincere yes. from The In-Laws (1979)
Is that correct? Completely.
Is that correct? Completely. from The In-Laws (1979)
Is there anything I can do for you? No, just wanted to say hello.
Is there anything I can do for you? No, just wanted to say hello. from The In-Laws (1979)
Is this coffee freeze dried, by the way? Yes, it is.
Is this coffee freeze dried, by the way? Yes, it is. from The In-Laws (1979)
Isn't that nice! I'll just put it right here for safekeeping.
Isn't that nice! I'll just put it right here for safekeeping. from The In-Laws (1979)
It doesn't make sense? No, it makes sense. It makes sense.
It doesn't make sense? No, it makes sense. It makes sense. from The In-Laws (1979)
It is not off. It's off! from The In-Laws (1979)
It's 1270, man. I said, keep going!
It's 1270, man. I said, keep going! from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a Latin American syndicate. Okay.
It's a Latin American syndicate. Okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a saying. Oh. from The In-Laws (1979)
It's a wonderful thing, General. I don't know when I've felt so proud.
It's a wonderful thing, General. I don't know when I've felt so proud. from The In-Laws (1979)
Jesus Christ! Oh, my God! Out of the way. Police emergency!
Jesus Christ! Oh, my God! Out of the way. Police emergency! from The In-Laws (1979)
Jesus, he's a raving fruitcake. Don't underestimate him.
Jesus, he's a raving fruitcake. Don't underestimate him. from The In-Laws (1979)
Jesus, what a schmuck. Shut up.
Jesus, what a schmuck. Shut up. from The In-Laws (1979)
Let's go. No way. from The In-Laws (1979)
Maybe they'll make it for lunch. Oh, it's such a shame.
Maybe they'll make it for lunch. Oh, it's such a shame. from The In-Laws (1979)
Me too. Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mrs. Kornpett? Yes. from The In-Laws (1979)
Mwah! Two days we were crazy.
Mwah! Two days we were crazy. from The In-Laws (1979)
My God. Oh, the things he told us.
My God. Oh, the things he told us. from The In-Laws (1979)
My God. What? from The In-Laws (1979)
No kidding around. What do we do? This is it, Shel. That's all she wrote.
No kidding around. What do we do? This is it, Shel. That's all she wrote. from The In-Laws (1979)
No kidding. Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no, no, no. Any time. Oh, wonderful.
No, no, no, no. Any time. Oh, wonderful. from The In-Laws (1979)
No, no, we have an orchestra. Dad, will you please be serious?
No, no, we have an orchestra. Dad, will you please be serious? from The In-Laws (1979)
No! Give me that bag. from The In-Laws (1979)
No. No. from The In-Laws (1979)
Nobody is arresting nobody. Why not?
Nobody is arresting nobody. Why not? from The In-Laws (1979)
Now do me a favor. I can't call it off, Mr. Hirschorn.
Now do me a favor. I can't call it off, Mr. Hirschorn. from The In-Laws (1979)
Of course. What? from The In-Laws (1979)
Off we go, Shel. Hey, Vince!
Off we go, Shel. Hey, Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, are you okay? Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, Jesus Maria. This is Alpha Beta! Come in!
Oh, Jesus Maria. This is Alpha Beta! Come in! from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, listen... I mean n normally, he's, uh β
Oh, listen... I mean n normally, he's, uh β from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, no kiddin'. Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, thank you. We're just very, very glad you're here.
Oh, thank you. We're just very, very glad you're here. from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh, the traffic was brutal. You knew he was coming?
Oh, the traffic was brutal. You knew he was coming? from The In-Laws (1979)
Oh. Ready? from The In-Laws (1979)
Okay. Hi. from The In-Laws (1979)
Okeydoke. Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
Once before and once afterwards. General.
Once before and once afterwards. General. from The In-Laws (1979)
Once before and once afterwards. General.
Once before and once afterwards. General. from The In-Laws (1979)
Only herbal teas. Fine, get the tea.
Only herbal teas. Fine, get the tea. from The In-Laws (1979)
Otherwise, you can be reported. Who is going to report me?
Otherwise, you can be reported. Who is going to report me? from The In-Laws (1979)
Our kids are getting married. Well, I couldn't be happier for both of you.
Our kids are getting married. Well, I couldn't be happier for both of you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Please come in. Come in. Oh, welcome!
Please come in. Come in. Oh, welcome! from The In-Laws (1979)
Psychology on parade. Go on, Shelly. Let her talk.
Psychology on parade. Go on, Shelly. Let her talk. from The In-Laws (1979)
Pull the string for the light. Thanks a million.
Pull the string for the light. Thanks a million. from The In-Laws (1979)
Relieved? Oh, yes. from The In-Laws (1979)
Remember that show, The Inner Sanctum? Oh, yeah, sure.
Remember that show, The Inner Sanctum? Oh, yeah, sure. from The In-Laws (1979)
Right? Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
Right. People are gonna panic.
Right. People are gonna panic. from The In-Laws (1979)
Right. Right. They're too poor. You know that.
Right. Right. They're too poor. You know that. from The In-Laws (1979)
See? See? Ah, General. from The In-Laws (1979)
Serpentine! What? from The In-Laws (1979)
Shel, get down. I can't hear you.
Shel, get down. I can't hear you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon? What's that? from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly! What? from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly? Mrs. Adelman cannot close her mouth.
Shelly? Mrs. Adelman cannot close her mouth. from The In-Laws (1979)
Shelly. Listen. from The In-Laws (1979)
SΓ. Β‘Firmes! from The In-Laws (1979)
So what happens if you get caught? We won't get caught, not if we β
So what happens if you get caught? We won't get caught, not if we β from The In-Laws (1979)
Sounds good to me. There will be panic.
Sounds good to me. There will be panic. from The In-Laws (1979)
Sounds like plenty. It's a lot, huh?
Sounds like plenty. It's a lot, huh? from The In-Laws (1979)
Stacks of 50. Yeah, and there's more. We got β
Stacks of 50. Yeah, and there's more. We got β from The In-Laws (1979)
Stop with the soup! All right, relax.
Stop with the soup! All right, relax. from The In-Laws (1979)
Take it easy. You too, Vince.
Take it easy. You too, Vince. from The In-Laws (1979)
Taxi, seΓ±or? SΓ. from The In-Laws (1979)
Tell her I'll be right there. Okay.
Tell her I'll be right there. Okay. from The In-Laws (1979)
Thank God nobody was hurt. How do you justify such behavior?
Thank God nobody was hurt. How do you justify such behavior? from The In-Laws (1979)
Thanks for waiting. Shelly.
Thanks for waiting. Shelly. from The In-Laws (1979)
That was a magnificent thing you did. It was instinct. I went crazy.
That was a magnificent thing you did. It was instinct. I went crazy. from The In-Laws (1979)
That was a mistake. Some mistake.
That was a mistake. Some mistake. from The In-Laws (1979)
That was very lovely, Mr. Ricardo. Yeah, I feel the same way, Dad.
That was very lovely, Mr. Ricardo. Yeah, I feel the same way, Dad. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's it. Pretty cute usin' a doc.
That's it. Pretty cute usin' a doc. from The In-Laws (1979)
That's standard procedure. What?
That's standard procedure. What? from The In-Laws (1979)
The art. The art. from The In-Laws (1979)
The CIA thought it was too crazy? Too risky, Shel.
The CIA thought it was too crazy? Too risky, Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
The CIA. You're goddamn right, buddy.
The CIA. You're goddamn right, buddy. from The In-Laws (1979)
The guy I talked to on the telephone. I'm sorry to give you the runaround.
The guy I talked to on the telephone. I'm sorry to give you the runaround. from The In-Laws (1979)
The inner sanctum, huh? Yeah.
The inner sanctum, huh? Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
the ones that I robbed yesterday β Yes?
the ones that I robbed yesterday β Yes? from The In-Laws (1979)
There are a lot of boors in the world. Ah, you can say that twice.
There are a lot of boors in the world. Ah, you can say that twice. from The In-Laws (1979)
They must be in his pocket. I'll get 'em.
They must be in his pocket. I'll get 'em. from The In-Laws (1979)
They only took the plates. Mm hmm.
They only took the plates. Mm hmm. from The In-Laws (1979)
They really said that? Oh, yes.
They really said that? Oh, yes. from The In-Laws (1979)
They want to obliterate their debts. What debts?
They want to obliterate their debts. What debts? from The In-Laws (1979)
This guy's a crook? They're all crooks down here.
This guy's a crook? They're all crooks down here. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is it, Vince. This is it. Let me do the talking.
This is it, Vince. This is it. Let me do the talking. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is not right. I have no drugs.
This is not right. I have no drugs. from The In-Laws (1979)
This is why we have to talk. What is that?
This is why we have to talk. What is that? from The In-Laws (1979)
This morning. Well, I never have that kind of luck.
This morning. Well, I never have that kind of luck. from The In-Laws (1979)
Through there? Oh, I'll show you.
Through there? Oh, I'll show you. from The In-Laws (1979)
Through there? Yeah. First door to the left.
Through there? Yeah. First door to the left. from The In-Laws (1979)
Tijada. What's Tijada? from The In-Laws (1979)
Tom? Dad. from The In-Laws (1979)
Uh, there's one in the kitchen. Where is the furthest one?
Uh, there's one in the kitchen. Where is the furthest one? from The In-Laws (1979)
Very lovely. Billy. from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince β I I'm sure Tommy d didn't mean β
Vince β I I'm sure Tommy d didn't mean β from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince, stop the car! I'm trying.
Vince, stop the car! I'm trying. from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince! Shelly! from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince? Barry? from The In-Laws (1979)
Vince? Maybe you're right.
Vince? Maybe you're right. from The In-Laws (1979)
We counted wrong, Barr. Dad β
We counted wrong, Barr. Dad β from The In-Laws (1979)
We gotta make a run for his car. We'll never make it.
We gotta make a run for his car. We'll never make it. from The In-Laws (1979)
We have a date in Peru. Uh β
We have a date in Peru. Uh β from The In-Laws (1979)
We're not going to Scranton, Pennsylvania? We are going to Scranton, Pennsylvania.
We're not going to Scranton, Pennsylvania? We are going to Scranton, Pennsylvania. from The In-Laws (1979)
Wednesday? Next Wednesday?
Wednesday? Next Wednesday? from The In-Laws (1979)
Well for me, Vince. You asked for it, you got it.
Well for me, Vince. You asked for it, you got it. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, he must have been nervous. Sure he was nervous.
Well, he must have been nervous. Sure he was nervous. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, it's Sunday β Call it off.
Well, it's Sunday β Call it off. from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, let's have a seat. Well, why don't we, uh β
Well, let's have a seat. Well, why don't we, uh β from The In-Laws (1979)
Well, they thought I was bullshitting. Who thought you were bullshitting?
Well, they thought I was bullshitting. Who thought you were bullshitting? from The In-Laws (1979)
What are you doing in here? Did I startle you folks?
What are you doing in here? Did I startle you folks? from The In-Laws (1979)
What are you taking their side for? I'm not taking anybody's side.
What are you taking their side for? I'm not taking anybody's side. from The In-Laws (1979)
What are you talking about? For Christ's sake!
What are you talking about? For Christ's sake! from The In-Laws (1979)
What do you think they're going to tell you? I don't know and I don't care.
What do you think they're going to tell you? I don't know and I don't care. from The In-Laws (1979)
What does he do to me now? Barry, will you listen to me?
What does he do to me now? Barry, will you listen to me? from The In-Laws (1979)
What happens to you? Oh, I'll manage.
What happens to you? Oh, I'll manage. from The In-Laws (1979)
What is this about? What is this about?
What is this about? What is this about? from The In-Laws (1979)
What is this show? Are you kidding, man?
What is this show? Are you kidding, man? from The In-Laws (1979)
What? A Z? from The In-Laws (1979)
What'd you say? I said it's such a shame.
What'd you say? I said it's such a shame. from The In-Laws (1979)
What's happenin'? What's wrong? I think we're jammed.
What's happenin'? What's wrong? I think we're jammed. from The In-Laws (1979)
What's the story on this guy? The general?
What's the story on this guy? The general? from The In-Laws (1979)
What's this no way? No way is no way.
What's this no way? No way is no way. from The In-Laws (1979)
When are you gonna arrest this guy? Relax.
When are you gonna arrest this guy? Relax. from The In-Laws (1979)
Where the hell are the keys? Are you kidding me?
Where the hell are the keys? Are you kidding me? from The In-Laws (1979)
Where we going? My office. I want you to break into my safe.
Where we going? My office. I want you to break into my safe. from The In-Laws (1979)
Who was in the basement last night? Who?
Who was in the basement last night? Who? from The In-Laws (1979)
Why are we flying over the ocean? Shel.
Why are we flying over the ocean? Shel. from The In-Laws (1979)
Why are you getting so excited? Why am I getting so excited?
Why are you getting so excited? Why am I getting so excited? from The In-Laws (1979)
Why couldn't he call? Well, if he's in bad traffic, he can't call.
Why couldn't he call? Well, if he's in bad traffic, he can't call. from The In-Laws (1979)
Why don't you go wait in the house? I'd like your daughter to be here, Sheldon.
Why don't you go wait in the house? I'd like your daughter to be here, Sheldon. from The In-Laws (1979)
Will you be home early tonight? Yeah, 7:00 sharp.
Will you be home early tonight? Yeah, 7:00 sharp. from The In-Laws (1979)
With the bag. With the bag.
With the bag. With the bag. from The In-Laws (1979)
Would you like to see? Oh, love to, General.
Would you like to see? Oh, love to, General. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah, well, I have a good practice. Yeah, it looks like an absolute gold mine.
Yeah, well, I have a good practice. Yeah, it looks like an absolute gold mine. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah. There's gonna be gold riots.
Yeah. There's gonna be gold riots. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah. Very interesting gentleman.
Yeah. Very interesting gentleman. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah. Well, that's good. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yeah. Your wife is on the line.
Yeah. Your wife is on the line. from The In-Laws (1979)
Yes, he got the stripes almost perfectly. That's right, Shelly.
Yes, he got the stripes almost perfectly. That's right, Shelly. from The In-Laws (1979)
You called the agency? Yes, I did.
You called the agency? Yes, I did. from The In-Laws (1979)
You can get up. It's all over. Shel, we can get up now.
You can get up. It's all over. Shel, we can get up now. from The In-Laws (1979)
You can see that. Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
You committed a federal crime! Of course it's federal.
You committed a federal crime! Of course it's federal. from The In-Laws (1979)
You gonna be long? I'll be back within an hour.
You gonna be long? I'll be back within an hour. from The In-Laws (1979)
You heard right. Vaya con Dios.
You heard right. Vaya con Dios. from The In-Laws (1979)
You made a call. Yes, I did.
You made a call. Yes, I did. from The In-Laws (1979)
You okay? Yeah, I'm great.
You okay? Yeah, I'm great. from The In-Laws (1979)
You saw the picture in the office? Yes, I did.
You saw the picture in the office? Yes, I did. from The In-Laws (1979)
You Shelly Kornpett? Yeah.
You Shelly Kornpett? Yeah. from The In-Laws (1979)
You think I'm bullshitting, don't ya? No, I don't. I don't.
You think I'm bullshitting, don't ya? No, I don't. I don't. from The In-Laws (1979)
You think so? Sure. from The In-Laws (1979)
You think that β Maybe.
You think that β Maybe. from The In-Laws (1979)
You use it for wallpaper. Mmm.
You use it for wallpaper. Mmm. from The In-Laws (1979)
You work for the CIA. That's right.
You work for the CIA. That's right. from The In-Laws (1979)
You'll never know how great. Oh, honey, we have to start.
You'll never know how great. Oh, honey, we have to start. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're still in our family, Barbara. Oh, God, Dad, don't lay this on me.
You're still in our family, Barbara. Oh, God, Dad, don't lay this on me. from The In-Laws (1979)
You're very sweet. Vince!
You're very sweet. Vince! from The In-Laws (1979)
You've gotta get some shoes. I know, I know.
You've gotta get some shoes. I know, I know. from The In-Laws (1979)
Your tooth has had a wonderful β Dr. Kornpett?
Your tooth has had a wonderful β Dr. Kornpett? from The In-Laws (1979)
Β‘Apunten! from The In-Laws (1979)
Β‘Apunten! from The In-Laws (1979)
Β‘Basta! Basta, basta. from The In-Laws (1979)
Β‘Preparen armas! from The In-Laws (1979)
Β‘Presenten armas! from The In-Laws (1979)
Β‘RΓ‘pido!Β‘RΓ‘pido! from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ A poem lovely as a tree βͺ
βͺ A poem lovely as a tree βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ A tree that looks at God all day βͺ
βͺ A tree that looks at God all day βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed βͺ
βͺ A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ Against the earth's sweet flowing breast βͺ
βͺ Against the earth's sweet flowing breast βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ And dance by the light of the moon? βͺβͺ
βͺ And dance by the light of the moon? βͺβͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ And lifts her leafy arms to pray βͺ βͺβͺ
βͺ And lifts her leafy arms to pray βͺ βͺβͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ And then I heard a voice beside me βͺ
βͺ And then I heard a voice beside me βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ As I was walking down the street βͺ
βͺ As I was walking down the street βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ As it softly said βͺ
βͺ As it softly said βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight βͺ
βͺ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight βͺ
βͺ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ Down in my bed βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ Down the street, down the street βͺ
βͺ Down the street, down the street βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ I think that I shall never see βͺ
βͺ I think that I shall never see βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ Lying on my pillow βͺ
βͺ Lying on my pillow βͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
βͺ Thunder is your lightning βͺβͺ
βͺ Thunder is your lightning βͺβͺ from The In-Laws (1979)
$6,000 a year tuition to listen to this.
$6,000 a year tuition to listen to this. from The In-Laws (1979)
1270. Right. from The In-Laws (1979)