The In-Laws (1979) Edit

A city in which, as you probably know, General,

A crime punishable by a maximum sentence of 40 years in a federal penitentiary.

A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes.

A mental. You heard me right.

A sight I'll never forget.

A very fine analogy, sir.

A: dangerous and B: crazy.

Aah! Aah! Help!

After all, he's had to work really hard in his life and I really haven't.

Again?

Against the economy of the United States.

Ah, he wants ‒ he wants cold water, Shel.

Ah, I paid $50,000 for this.

Ah, I show you, hmm?

Ah, take your breath away. Shel, can you believe that?

Ah, you're probably right.

Ah.

Ah.

Aha.

All I want you to do is be more open to Tommy's father.

All right, all right, that's enough.

All right, I'll ‒ I'll try to be more open.

All right, let that stay in there.

All right, let's get this over with.

All right, you got a point. You're right.

All right? Sí, sí. Sí, sí. Gracias.

All right. Stay close. We'll be leaving soon.

All that happens is that we're met at the airport by Senator Jesus Braunschweiger.

All they got is pitchers.

Among the first in New York, I think. Why are we standing in the hallway?

And 10 million wrapped in two small packages of five million each.

And a wonderful gesture it was.

And all I really want to say is that

And coffee. Do you take coffee, Shel?

And don't think I don't know how deeply you feel about me, Shel.

And for that you wanna call off the wedding?

And I couldn't agree more.

And I have to stay away from all marinated birds.

And I hope we'll be together in the good times to share 'em with joy.

And I'm a normal and patriotic American citizen.

And I'm afraid we fall into that category ‒

And I'm being irrational?

And if there are bad times, God forbid, we'll work that out too,

And if they see me with this black bag, then I lose my competitive edge. That's all.

And is that Mrs. General there?

And it incites screaming.

And it's an act of friendship that I will remember for as long as I live.

And just improvise, you know?

And moved to be part of the Kornpett family.

And my hope is that the Kornpetts and Ricardos share

And my own son derogates.

And now, my friends, special surprise.

And on Sunday, there's gonna be another occasion,

And should be coming into the old minterooni in about nine minutes at 1100.

And sometimes with these overseas connections I have to scream like a banshee.

And suddenly there's trillions of extra dollars, francs and marks floating around?

And the more you're gonna fix on things like Mr. Ricardo being a little flaky,

And the other 10?

And the safe is behind the picture of President Kennedy.

And the thing is, he's got me involved in some scheme of his

And there might be two guys hanging around outside the front of the building

And these people intend to run off billions of dollars of this currency.

And they're supposed to guess what all that crap is worth?

And this man's death, I'm afraid,

And well worth it. I'm having a wonderful time.

And what did they say?

And years from now we're gonna look back on this whole thing,

And you robbed the United States Mint for the CIA.

And you were tremendous, Shel.

And you, my dear, sweet American friends,

And you're with him right now, is that right?

Any particular place you want me to go?

Any tax trouble?

Anything we can do to help, feel free to call us, huh?

Are required to be given the option of a blindfold.

Are we still moving?

As a consultant, what did you do about the flies?

As a reason to reject the whole idea of marriage.

As difficult as it is for me to give my little girl away,

As quickly as possible, General.

As these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away.

As they carried their children off to almost certain death.

At least this one don't make any bones about it.

Atonal music. Political chaos. Mass suicide.

Attaché.

Aw, Shel, this is just stupendous of you.

Awfully nervous, isn't he?

Barbara got one too.

Barry Lutz, Intelligence. Can I help you?

Base, come in. Come in, base. This is Alpha Beta.

Base, this is Alpha Beta. Come in. Come in, base.

Bay of Pigs. That referred to the Bay of Pigs.

Beaks? Flies with beaks?

Beautiful job, isn't it?

Beautiful.

Because of the tremendous red tape in the bush.

Believe it or not, I found this in my cellar this morning and I ‒

Billy and Bing would have been co anchormen on the evening news in China.

Blood will run in the streets of Zurich.

Boy, I never missed it.

Bravo. Bravo, bravo.

But I believe it is one of his best.

But I could have told you he was gonna blow sky high.

But I have two impacted molars and a gold crown out there.

But I will not be shot at any longer. Is that clear?

But I will not be shot at any longer. Is that clear?

But I would like to say that this has been a most lovely occasion.

But I'm sure if everything you've told us is accurate, there's a very simple explanation.

But I'm sure you understand now. Vince, where are the engravings?

But it has to be a huge one.

But it's been simple negligence. It hasn't been disbelief.

But it's gonna be gone by 5:00. Believe me.

But listen, that kind of money by tomorrow, that's impossible.

But no, they stand in the way. They stand in the way!

But there is a certain sexual component to father daughter relationships.

But together.

But we are getting married.

But we're really anxious to wrap this up and get home.

But when you hear my situation, I think you'll understand why.

But you are not marrying into that family.

By the time you get back, this thing will be resolved. Take my word for it.

Cabbie, we're going on.

Cabernet's great.

Can you close your mouth? Can you bite down?

Can you get down?

Chances are they'll probably just feel sorry for me.

Check the corner.

Christ.

Christ. Keep going.

Come on, be a man! Please be a man!

Come on.

Come.

Coming through!

Coming through. Emergency.

Complete stranger. He sat down here next to me.

Concerning a general down here.

Correct.

Coupe de Ville?

Crumble up some saltines into it, Shel. That will absorb the grease.

Dad and his mysterious phone calls.

Dad, I wasn't derogating.

Dad, where the hell have you been?

Daddy.

Damn it. We are not calling it off.

Delightful. Wonderful. Wonderful people.

Did I just hear a doorbell? ♪♪

Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?

Do you have any idea of what I should do with it or what it's worth?

Do you know how completely tied up I've been with this deal?

Do you understand that it was simply a fabrication?

Do yourself, do your family, do me a favor.

Doc, 72 years I have this tooth. He don't want to die.

Doc, I want to congratulate you.

Don't just reject him.

Don't push out with your tongue now, please.

Don't shoot!

Don't tell me not to get excited! They're chasing me all over New Jersey!

Don't they squeal when they die?

Don't they squeal when they die?

Don't underestimate the man in the street, buddy.

Dr. Kornpett's wonderful daughter is marrying my son.

El Hustlero.

End up running down the streets with bullets flying past their heads?

Enormous red tape, Sheldon.

Enormous red tape, Sheldon.

Espresso with that beautiful foam.

Even in the army, I never fooled around.

Even more lovely, more sacred.

Everything's terrific. Ooh, you look wonderful.

Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not happy with the viscosity on these bibs.

Excellent, excellent. A new Red Army choir.

Excuse me. Where is the phone?

Fabulous.

Fabulous. Fabulous work.

Fettuccine Szechuan.

Fine.

First he's laughing, then he's crying, then he practically belts Tommy in the mouth.

Five million bucks. Just hang on to it.

Five million dollars?

Five minutes.

Five. May we see us in a five.

Flamenco dancers of death.

Flies.

For a 500.

For a healthier set of teeth and gums.

For approximately nine months.

Forty three years.

Four years at Mount Holyoke so she can marry into this.

From here on in, all that happens ‒ Shelly, you interested in this?

From here on in, I'm a bystander.

Gee, but I can see how busy you are. Gosh, the waiting room is filled.

Geez, I couldn't take that kind of rejection.

General, could we have a sedative for Shel here?

General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here.

General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here.

General, I'm not one to pat myself on the back,

General, it's magnífico.

General, that's a hell of an act. You're a very gifted man.

General, what's the traffic like this time of day?

General, your art collection never fails to take my breath away.

General.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, come!

German bankers will just throw themselves under the trolley.

Get in the cab, Shel.

Get out of here. Can't you tell when I'm ribbing you, Vince?

Get outta there!

Get something fancier. Uh, a Saint Émilion or a good California.

Get the engraving, go to Central America,

Give him the thing, okay?

Give me the bag.

Give my regards to the Swiss.

Go away from me. Don't look at me or talk to me.

Go back to your lunches! Do I meddle in your business?

Go in peace. I'll take a commercial flight home.

God, Mom, what is this?

Goddamn. You take the fire escape. I'll take the stairs. Go.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. I need the American Embassy, please.

Got a little time now, Shel.

Grab him by his shoulders, Shel. And pull.

Gracias. Gracias. Vincent.

Ha! Ha!

He almost belted Tommy in the mouth.

He checks out the engraving.

He comes through that door at 7:00 every single evening.

He didn't practically belt him in the mouth.

He doesn't even invite me to his own son's wedding.

He hands us 20 million bucks. Bingo, we got him red handed.

He no like the food?

He overpays.

He says he's trying to crack this international currency thing.

He shared a practice with Dr. Murray Weingard for two years in Brooklyn,

He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him. He's coming to dinner tonight. First time.

He very handsome.

He was sergeant at arms at the Long Island Dentists Guild.

He was thrown out of the agency late last year on a mental.

He'd go into very dangerous situations without any rhyme or reason

He's a corrupt member of the Tijadian legislature.

He's a great dentist from New York,

He's a wild man, that's why.

He's always kept regular hours?

He's been working very hard lately.

He's crazy? Look at yourself. You're foaming at the mouth.

He's definitely coming over?

He's had his own practice since 1960.

He's nice?

He's the head of the Latin American syndicate.

Heat it up. We are ready.

Hello, this is Alpha and Beta. Over.

Hello! Base! Base!

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Help! Help!

Here we go.

Here's a little something from the boys at the agency.

Here's a little something from the boys at the agency.

Hey, Barr!

Hey, hey.

Hey, I can't believe you never heard of The Price is Right.

Hey, Vince.

Hey, wait a minute!

Hey, watch out!

Hey, your friend is back.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi. How's it going?

His accountant tells him to take all these deductions, but he never does.

His name is Vince Ricardo.

His scar? What do you mean? What scar?

His son is marrying my daughter Sunday.

Holy Christ!

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Honduras?

Honey, do you have the check?

Hookers?

Horrible, gruesome deaths too.

How are the hors d'oeuvres?

How long has this show been on the air?

How long has your husband practiced dentistry, Mrs. Kornpett?

How so?

How the hell do I know? You're the expert. Think of something.

How's Barbara? Is she nervous?

Huh. What do you think I should do with it?

Hung up?

I agree. It must have been anarchists.

I almost died for the international monetary system.

I am a pacifist by nature

I believe it was simply a fabrication to get me off the trail.

I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show. This is what they do.

I can understand a person with your background,

I can't believe you work for the CIA.

I can't.

I commissioned this great man to do a new flag for this country.

I could ask our branch manager. Do you mind waiting?

I could tell you stories.

I didn't expect to see you, Vince.

I didn't think you were gonna make it.

I didn't think you'd be all that delighted to see me, Vince.

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because you have to wear short pants to play.

I don't know what people are gonna do when a six pack of Budweiser costs $1,200.

I don't know, it's not my kind of ‒

I don't know.

I don't like his whole manner.

I don't need the sarcasm. It's off.

I don't think so, Barry.

I don't want to get arrested.

I finally impressed my son.

I got it now.

I got somebody in the chair, so I gotta go.

I gotta give you credit, Vince. You son of a gun, ya!

I gotta run, Sheldon.

I gotta say I'm having a very good time.

I graduated second in my class.

I guess if I were to ask you to leave the office for a couple minutes,

I had a patient today, Mr. Hirschorn, said I should call the whole thing off. Yes.

I had business in Canada and those damn Canadians, they never stop talking.

I had this instant chemical reaction, you know, that these were really special people.

I hate to go through this thing without at least the option of a blindfold.

I hate to say this, but if we don't sit down right away,

I have a lot of patients out there, Vince. Could you tell me what you want?

I have flames on my car!

I have flames on my car.

I have no blindfolds, señor. This is a poor country, please.

I have to make a long distance call,

I have to shoot you now and go and do my business.

I haven't even met the bride's family yet.

I I got a cab waiting downstairs. Five minutes tops.

I I hate to ask. It's just that ‒

I I just said Dad and his mysterious phone calls.

I just can't imagine.

I just don't know what to make of it or what I should do with it.

I just thought because it was around lunch.

I keep getting shot at, and I I can't handle it anymore.

I kept one out just in case you pulled something like this.

I knew you'd understand.

I know it, and the cab driver knows it. We both say it.

I know.

I mean, he's the least likely person to be mixed up in anything.

I mean, it used to be like cowboys and Indians.

I mean, so big that paper money is not worth anything.

I mean, you know, I don't just do things.

I mean, you know, I thought like, uh, James Bond.

I need a hand for maybe five minutes.

I never told him off. And now he's dead.

I pulled it when you were on the phone.

I read the newspapers.

I really hate to be a pain in the ass about this.

I remember Vince saying he wanted to invite you.

I reside in New Jersey,

I said, fellas, the thing to do is to rob the US Mint.

I saw things...

I sit there listening to stories about the Guacamole Act of 1917

I think she's right.

I thought maybe all this excitement had gotten to you.

I thought you were getting a magazine.

I told 'em.

I understand that you are a raving lunatic and I want you out of my life!

I understand your feelings. Believe me.

I understand. But I want you to know what kind of a tooth this was.

I want to make sure we get that engraving out of your house.

I was in the jungle ‒

I was stunned. Appalled.

I was the one in the gutter.

I wish I had the choice but to kill you.

I wish it was absurd, Mrs. Kornpett, but it's a very serious matter.

I work for the CIA.

I worked myself up to a position

I would like to oblige, but I have a conscience.

I would like to present you with the coveted General Garcia Medal of Freedom.

I... I found something.

I'd like some too, for the purposes of a toast.

I'd rather die running than be left here alone.

I'll be gone a couple of hours if you want to join me.

I'll do my best.

I'll get it.

I'll get this, Shel.

I'll get ya! Yeah, I'll get your ass! I'll get ya!

I'll give it a shot.

I'll just be incredibly receptive.

I'll kill him. I swear to God, I'll kill him!

I'll never forget this.

I'll probably find an acceptable pair of shoes.

I'll tell ya something else. I don't believe in this crap anymore.

I'll try Bloomingdale's, I. Miller and Bendel's.

I'm all backed up.

I'm being irrational?

I'm calling the caterers. I'm calling the guests.

I'm delighted to meet you. I'm Vince Ricardo.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm getting to that. Sit down. Finish your soup.

I'm gonna tear his goddamn heart out!

I'm here with a man who works for the CIA.

I'm just honored

I'm marrying Tommy, not Vince.

I'm not one of those guys who you give him an inch ‒

I'm not talking about incest, for Christ's sake.

I'm not the most eloquent guy in the world.

I'm off the case here. I'm done with this nonsense.

I'm out of the business, I'm nuts.

I'm petrified.

I'm serious. We have Carmen Dragon and the Paramus Philharmonic.

I'm sorry.

I'm terribly sorry, everybody. It's been a long day.

I'm the classic agency type.

I'm tired. It's over.

I'm very happy that it's to someone as wonderful as Tommy.

I'm very serious. From here on in, it's strictly routine.

I'm very sorry for the delay.

I'm watching a master at work.

I've been around a little. Give a listen.

I've been getting the National Geographic for years. I never ran into any ‒

I've had it, Barry. My kid's getting married tomorrow.

I've never even seen one of these.

I've only had four women, two of them my wife.

I've only had four women, two of them my wife.

If he's alive, he's putting on a hell of an act, ain't he?

If it was not for the church,

If it was up to me, you could take two weeks. But that's what he told me.

If it's really the treasury, you'll get arrested. Definitely.

If that thing isn't out of my house in two hours, so help me God, Vince ‒

If the Treasury Department is waiting for me, I'll tell them what little I know.

If you get caught, is the agency gonna come forward, say it's okay, he works for us?

If you know my heart, as you say you do.

If you like, I'll wait here at the hotel for you.

Impersonating a dentist.

Imposible.

In 72 hours, the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco.

In a second.

In my basement?

In the counting of the invitations.

In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror

Including a second cousin of Sophie Tucker.

Involved? That was my idea.

Is drive like a bat out of hell down to McGraw Airfield in New Jersey.

Is he dead?

Is that Vince?

Is your unwitting participation in this serious federal crime.

Isn't he a sweetheart?

Isn't that always the case?

Isn't that the damnedest thing? Right here in the cellar.

It broke my heart because those slides would've won me a Pulitzer Prize.

It came as a complete surprise.

It gives me such a warm feeling.

It has no bearing on my life. I hate all of this.

It is. We go to the general. Drop off the engravings.

It isn't easy for fathers to give away daughters.

It kills me, the way you do that. It kills me.

It may be a little bit humiliating and a little bit expensive,

It never wears out, and you can't paint over it.

It was done in the name of something pretty important which you couldn't understand.

It was pure heroism.

It was so simple. We made a mistake in the counting ‒

It will bring the Western punks to their knees.

It would be so helpful, you can't imagine.

It's 10 million in an attaché case.

It's 500.

It's a complicated relationship. There's sexual stuff going on ‒

It's a great saying, Dad. Really captures a whole lot.

It's a possibility.

It's a tiny island. It's just south of Honduras.

It's a very fitting monument to you, sir.

It's all my fault.

It's an engraving for a bill. Here, look.

It's an extraordinary tooth. It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out.

It's difficult, it's not easy.

It's Germany before Hitler.

It's in the middle of the next block, just past the Stetson Hat sign.

It's incomprehensible that they took my license away.

It's me up here, Vince.

It's near Lodi off Route 46.

It's nerves, enamel, rotten, and it's gotta go. No big deal.

It's nice having Vince around for a couple of days.

It's not 19th century Minsk. It's 20th century Manhattan.

It's not like we're fencing some shit in the street.

It's over here. The whole schmear.

It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania?

It's Ricardo.

It's urgent. I'm in great danger.

It's very good.

It's worth it. Man, believe me, that's a quality paint job.

Jammed? Get somebody on that radio! We can't use no jammed!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. What the hell was that?

Jesus!

Jesus.

José Grecos de Muertos.

Julia Child says Cabernet's great.

Jump!

Just don't go home without me. Huh, Shel?

Just get out of my life!

Just give the orchestra five minutes to tune up.

Just go with the flow, Shel. Just go with the flow.

Just open your mouth, please.

Just put your flashers on and stay put.

Just stay the hell away from him.

Keep moving.

Keeps dropping things.

Late in the afternoon, we go see General Garcia.

Let me explain something to you.

Let me see if I got this straight.

Let me see.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's not fight about it. I'll go into the city tomorrow.

Like I say, it's no big deal.

Listen, any time you're in the neighborhood.

Listen, I can understand a certain amount of resentment.

Listen, I've been in tougher jams before.

Listen, let me ask you about that picture.

Listen, listen.

Listen, you gonna be home in about an hour?

Little pocket comb.

Look at this shit. There's nothin' but money in here.

Look at this.

Macy's and Gimbels.

Made by Uncle Sam with his own greedy little fingers.

Mae West.

Man.

Many happy and peaceful occasions

May I have some milk, please?

May I interject for a moment, please?

May I share something with you?

Maybe it's from the previous owners or something.

Mazel tov. Nice boy?

McGraw Airfield, Route 46.

Me and my good American friends.

Me too. Good bye.

Medium rare all right for everybody?

Miguel!

Mm hmm.

Mm mmm. Tommy is the acorn.

Mmm. It's very nice. It's a little greasy, but it's very nice.

Mom, we cannot wait any longer. What's with them?

Mr. Hirschorn ‒

Mr. Hirschorn, I cannot work this way.

Mr. Hirschorn, take your hand down, put your head back, open your mouth.

Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a he.

Mr. Lutz, I may sound a little bit incoherent,

Mr. Ricardo's been out of town. Maybe he got hung up.

Mrs. Adelman, sit tight. Don't clench.

Muchas gracias.

Muscular, low to the ground, compact.

My brave American friends.

My cigarette ‒

My daughter's getting married on Sunday, Mr. Hirschorn.

My father was like a maniac before you came.

My general.

My goodness, this is some kind of engraving.

My husband's the jumpiest one of all right now.

My in law.

My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he expect me to come up with that kind of money?

My name is Kornpett. I'm a DDS in the greater New York area.

Nah, that's not for me.

Never saw him before in my life.

Next time we're in Tijada, Shel, don't let me forget.

Nice work, Sheldon. Piece of cake.

Nine months. My God. That really must have been something.

No kidding.

No, don't go home under any circumstance.

No, I mean this. It's been something I've been wanting to say.

No, I said, Hello, Jesus, and he said, Hello, Vince.

No, I'll behave myself.

No, I'm expecting a call from Zurich, honey. You watch the chow.

No, it's looking good. Looking good.

No, no, I can manage. I don't want to make a federal case out of this.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, the food is terrific. It's just that my stomach is a little upset.

No, no, two more visits oughta do it fine.

No, no, we missed him by a good foot and a half.

No, no.

No, no. He no like the food.

No, not anymore.

No, not Beaujolais.

No, not really. I'd like to resolve this somehow.

No, Ralph, you don't understand.

No, that's brand new.

No, that's completely nuts.

No, that's very kind of you, General,

No, the cab has stopped. We're on West 31st Street.

No, the pig is alive, Shel.

No, the Treasury Department never knew what hit 'em.

No, these are my competitors. You know.

No, they're not all in there.

No, we'll take a cab. We had a little trouble with the car.

No, we're just related by a pending marriage.

No, you see, it makes no difference if you're sane or if you're crazy

No! I'll get 'em.

No! I'm not him. Uh, he's my in law. Look, here's my card.

No.

No.

No. I'm out in the cold on this one, Shel.

Nobody'll see 'em.

None.

Not everybody appreciates genius.

Note the plasticity,

Nothing else in the basement.

Nothing personal, pal. It's strictly business.

Nothing. Really.

Nothing. Really.

Notice the whiskers. My God, you could almost reach out and touch 'em.

Now I know where Barbara gets her good looks.

Now I'm ready.

Now that was a little close, I admit it. I cut it a little fine.

Now, do you have the money?

Now, exactly where are you located, General?

Now, I'm in Tijada right now. I'm in Tijada, yes.

Now, once they get these plates ‒

Now, take off.

Now, the thing ‒

Now, the thing we have to talk about

Now, what you have to understand is that we have information ‒ the agency has ‒

Now, what's the story on this? You gonna bill me or what?

Now, you can relax your mouth, but don't clench.

Now?

Of this waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies

Oh, be careful.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Christ, no.

Oh, dear.

Oh, fantástico.

Oh, gee, I really don't know.

Oh, General, how nice.

Oh, God, don't let me die on West 31st Street.

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

Oh, God!

Oh, God. Oh, my God. I knew it. I could feel it coming.

Oh, good.

Oh, he was gone for ages.

Oh, hear, hear!

Oh, I doubt it. We've lived here for 15 years.

Oh, it was an incredible sight.

Oh, it's such a minor thing. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed.

Oh, Jesus, pigs.

Oh, Jesus. Mr. Ricardo.

Oh, listen...

Oh, Mrs. Adelman, you've been still the entire time.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, no, they all look like me.

Oh, of course it's his fault.

Oh, sí, sí. Sí, sí.

Oh, sí, sí. Very much.

Oh, that is just the most horrible thing.

Oh, that would be awful.

Oh, that'll do it. That's more than enough.

Oh, that's okay.

Oh, that's very funny.

Oh, that's wrong.

Oh, the toreador's wonderful.

Oh, there's reasons.

Oh, uh, good idea.

Oh, yeah? You know her?

Oh, yeah. Second year law student at Yale.

Oh, yes, extremely gifted.

Oh, yes, extremely innocent. You know, I think my hearing is shot.

Oh!

Oh! Made it.

Oh! Sí, sí, sí.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. And the parents?

Okay, hang on. This is gonna be a little rough.

Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn.

Okay, let's do it!

Okay, now.

Okay, try and follow me, Shel.

Okay, what's our next move?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Finished.

Okay. I just have to work something out, that's all.

Okay. Let me ask you a question.

Okay. Really.

Okay. Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.

Okeydoke.

One day we're gonna have to get around to getting it fixed.

Ooh! Ooh! Am I shot? Am I shot?

Operator, uh, habla usted inglés?

Or if you're with the agency or not with the agency.

Or pineapple juice.

Orchestra? Sylvia Jacobs is playing the piano.

Out of the car.

Out of the way, please. Emergency.

Out, out! Get out! Out!

Over and out.

Over there!

Peasants screaming, chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms.

People find all kinds of things in the cellar.

Perfect.

Phone! Phone!

Phone?

Piece of cake, Sheldon.

Please, don't bother. I'll find it.

Please, follow me.

Please, gentlemen, enter.

Pronto it will be.

Pronto.

Really rob it. Professionally.

Really? Dr. Kornpett.

Really? What do you do?

Really.

Remember ‒ D. Tracy, galoshes.

Remember how we used to play ball together on Nagle Avenue?

Right now?

Right.

Right. Now come on, let's get goin'.

Right. Shel, where are you going, Shel?

Roll over!

Sadly, there's very little you can do

Scranton, Pennsylvania? What for?

Seeing him dead on the runway like that.

Señor Pepe, do you like this man?

Señor Pepe, would you like to give this man a kiss?

Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine!

Serpentine!

Serpentine!

Set for what?

Seventy two years. This tooth had steaks.

She cannot bite down.

She doesn't show it, but I'm sure she is.

She's marrying the son, not the father.

Shel, I didn't do it lightly.

Shel, the end is in sight, I assure you.

Shel, what I would very much like for you to do the minute you hang up

Shel, when I speak, do you hear me? Do you understand the words?

Shel, you all right?

Shel, you come with me to Scranton.

Shel, you don't know what you're saying.

Shel, you too. This is extremely educational.

Shel, you're very excited. I don't know what you're saying.

Shel.

Sheldon, come here. Come here, Sheldon. Come on.

Sheldon, it was unbelievable.

Sheldon, now, I just explained to you it was a fabricated ‒

Sheldon?

Sheldon?

Sheldon.

Shelly, have you ever had one of those days ‒