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Wanderlust (2012) "Wanderlust" is a comedy film released in 2012, directed by David Wain. The story revolves around a

Wanderlust (2012)

"Wanderlust" is a comedy film released in 2012, directed by David Wain. The story revolves around a couple from New York, George and Linda, played by Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston, who face a series of unfortunate events that force them to leave the city and seek refuge in a rural commune called Elysium. The film offers a comedic take on the challenges of finding happiness in a world driven by materialistic values.

While "Wanderlust" does not have a band or specific soundtrack associated with it, you can explore and immerse yourself in the film's soundscape by watching it or finding the official soundtrack. Please note that you may be able to play and download these sounds from authorized platforms or by purchasing the film's soundtrack.
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A block from Joe's Coffee. I Iove that coffee.
A circle of people that tell the truth?
A corporation making backroom deals with politicians
A crying, broken Iittle baby.
A Iittle senna root from the garden ground up with some cannabis.
A Iot of magical things have happened
A man makes a fece...
A piece of him goes with it.
A piece of...
A teacher, a guide, a coach, a guru, a shaman.
A terrific jewelry designer.
About penguins with testicular cancer!
About these Bohemians in the buff.
Actually, more Iike, me time.
Against a Iand deal worth upwards of 10 million dollars.
AII because this courageous woman saw an unjust world
AII of them. AII those people.
AII right, enough gabbing. Give me the grand tour.
AII right, enough girl gab. I want to show you the new baby.
AII right, the pond behind the house
AII right, then I'll shut up.
AII right!
AII right! Traffic!
AII right! Traffic!
AII right! You got the point and the wink.
AII right.
AII right. I have a Iot of thoughts
AII the bells and whistles, 48 Iarge. And check this out.
All
All up on your dick.
Almond, no, no! Anger is not the cure for this.
Although a beautiful form of Afro Brazilian dance,
Am I serious? You're fired.
Amen. My menstrual cycle started back up again.
And after some serious soul searching, I concluded you were right.
And as for touch?
And as Iuck would have it, none of the founding members were dead.
And being able to shut a door Iike most people.
And buy themselves some shirts.
And Eva suggested that we try it.
And for you guys to turn this around on me,
And friendship,
And fuck you, Grisham.
And go 13 miles.
And he said that you would all just find your way.
And here is the amount we agreed upon.
And how does that make you feel, Linda?
And I Iove penguins. Uh huh.
And I'm going to get in it and down it and through it.
And it just filled with Kool Aid.
And it was right on our window, it was all...
And it was way better than Rick's.
And it's a children's book called I Believe I Can Fly.
And Janice Woo.
And John is just this guy, an average Joe...
And my second thoughts from where you're standing?
And now it's dead. What if it had young Iiving somewhere?
And now it's okay. Yeah.
And now that we're all grown up, the mooching has begun again.
And please correct me if I'm wrong, Marcy,
And puke your Iies all over us.
And Seth was our spiritual officiant.
And so far, it's not there.
And start a new Elysium in Miami.
And tax revenue for years to come.
And that Iast sentence.
And that invites disease and death.
And the BlackBerry and the Iatte.
And the statistics are terrifying.
And the story of Belson's journey
And then they show their tits for no reason. How would that work?
And then we have to deal with that every time?
And then when I was done with the Kool Aid,
And then you could have brooding, sexy Iittle vampire penguins.
And then, two pounds of bacon.
And this is where I sit and watch TV all day Iong.
And waved her boobies at it.
And we get to own a part of it.
And we have connections to a Iot of really fresh voices.
And we will build that casino.
And we're back.
And we're going to use it to make some soup.
And where does it end?
And yet, she wasn't dead.
And you enjoy that apple.
And you hate it.
And you must be...
And you wrote the whole thing here at Elysium?
And you're where I want to be.
And, Almond, cut and discard that shit
And, Karen, I hate to break it to you, but flies don't feel pain.
And, Seth, where do I start?
Another con would be space.
Antarctica is home to some of the world's most beautiful wildlife,
Any of those people still Iive here?
Any of us have Ieft on this Earth?
Any other ways he's completely failed you?
Anyone would have done the same thing for $11 ,000.
Anything for you, my Iove.
Anyway, think about being inside me. Talk to Linda.
Anyway, you don't have to answer now.
Are actually making our children stupider,
Are my anxieties, tensions and fears.
Are these your car keys? Yes.
Are we...
Are you going to take it? Are you going to take that dick?
Are you going to take that dick?
Are you guys going to be back for dinner?
Are you guys okay?
Are you Iooking for the B and B?
Are you kidding me? What do you want me to do?
Are you meditating or something?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay? I'm passing out.
Are you pooping?
Are you questioning me? Don't question me.
Are you sure? Yeah.
As hard as I do and get no appreciation?
As Iong as there's trust, and communication, and respect,
As soon as we can get back on our feet,
As well as the eagerly awaited sequel, Belson Rising.
Ask anything, my sweet soul warrior.
At a casino groundbreaking ceremony earlier today
Awesome!
Back up, back up, back up.
Basically, it's about this one guy named John Belson.
Bean curd shit your whole Iife.
Because I don't trust these people, okay?
Because I don't want to Iecture you.
Because I got all my ex husband's toilet money.
Because I think I made it cry.
Because it was a stupid idea!
Because this is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
Because this piece is depressing.
Because when we were kids, George used to mooch off me.
Beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmans and Discmans,
Belson is in D.C.? Washington, D.C.?
Belson's a creature of the Beltway.
Billy Marcus, Tony Piloski...
Boo, hiss. We prefer the term intentional community.
Boss man Iikes you.
Breathe, George, breathe.
Brooklyn, New York publishing house
Brother, if we could just talk,
But at Ieast I'm not sitting in a fucking office Iike you did
But can I give you one piece of advice?
But don't worry, I'm not going to be
But first, do you remember about a year ago,
But first, I have to put on the old dangle bag, just in case.
But I can't believe this is actually happening.
But I can't if it means Iiving here.
But I did it for Iove. I did it for Linda.
But I do not miss that Iifestyle at all.
But I Iove me more.
But I kind of value the sleeping pill
But I really...
But I think you two should talk privately.
But I want to stay in my apartment
But I'm not the same person I was two weeks ago.
But I'm sure it's nothing $11 ,000 can't fix.
But Iet's stay a month, and at the end
But if you could do that, that would be very interesting for us.
But if you ever change your mind...
But it doesn't spell it out.
But it's An Inconvenient Truth meets March of the Penguins!
But just now the County Commissioner has
But my real passion is writing.
But not Iiterally. Honey.
But she's a Iiar, because it is Iuminous.
But sometimes I think
But then you drank the Kool Aid and I can't stand it.
But there I go, running off at the mouth again.
But they are definitely interested in not seeing my other projects,
But this is where I take my slumber.
But we'll take care of you.
But we're non violent.
But what am I going to sing?
But what she's saying is that she wants to slit her wrists
But you gotta admit, it's funny.
But, as you know, I'm writing a new novel right now.
But, here you go. My car is your car.
By sending a Ietter through a fax machine.
By the way, I just fucked your wife.
Bye, Linda.
Bye!
Can I have one of those?
Can I please have some more mimosa juice?
Can we top these off?
Can you do that?
Capoeira.
Carvin, do you have any idea where the deed is?
Carvin, please don't judge me. I needed meat.
Co founder Janice Woo had a copy of the original deed,
Cock.
Come back and buy a zucchini.
Come here. What's wrong with you?
Come on, George!
Come on, gesticulate with me.
Come on, I know it's offensive,
Come on, take a solo!
Come on, we have to do something.
Come on. Okay.
Come on. You know I'm being a dick to be a dick.
Come see me for a Iittle chat when you get upstairs.
Coming your way in a second, George.
Commune?
Company shutdown effective immediately.
Completely.
Con, money.
Confrontations.
Context clues. Do you see how she did that?
Corner of Peachtree and Third Street.
County officials got more than they gambled for
Cut to, in the pond.
Dead but not forgotten.
Deal with me.
Dear George, I took your criticism to heart
Detergents in the ocean.
Did I just get wink point shitcanned?
Did I miss something incredible?
Did you come alone?
Did you just say, I don't feel Iike I support...?
Did you smoke pot?
Did your 10 a.m. fuck session get canceled?
Didn't you feel more alive that first night than you
Do me a favor. Keep your eye on Paco,
Do they still use computers in New York City?
Do Trapped in the Closet.
Do we get change back for that?
Do you ever read SkyMall?
Do you Iike hamburgers?
Do you Iike my erection selection?
Do you Iive here?
Do you know how hard it is to be married to somebody
Do you realize how selfish you sound?
Do you really appreciate it, or are you just Iying directly to my face?
Do you remember downstairs a minute ago
Do you want a really good news story?
Do you want one? I can make you one. Please.
Do you want the truth?
Do you want to know what it's Iike to work
Does everything have to be a joke, George?
Does your husband do this?
Don't actually tell him I called, okay.
Don't fall asleep. Okay.
Don't get angry at me! Get angry at her.
Don't get me wrong. Elysium is an amazing adventure,
Don't hate me 'cause it's extra thicky.
Don't hate me 'cause it's extra thicky.
Don't take it personally.
Don't worry, it's the only reality he knows.
Don't worry, we can fight this.
Don't you want your child to grow up
Doors close us off from one another.
Downtown Atlanta. Uh huh. Okay.
Dreams dispensed daily. Just bring your own container.
Dude, there's no job.
Eat you alive, woman
Eight hundred dollars!
Elysium Bed and Breakfast, 10 miles. Fine.
Elysium. Dreams dispensed daily. Bring your own container.
Eva, what do you think, do you Iike my exquisite erection?
Eva...
Eva's really something, isn't she?
Even if you could sell it, it would be at a Ioss.
Even in a recession.
Even though I can't pay my mortgage.
Ever planning on protesting a casino?
Ever since before our wedding.
Every time we have an argument.
Everybody knows I Iove titties!
Everything that's been happening in your Iife recently,
Everything.
Exactly right. Good, Linda.
Exactly.
Except no swatting flies.
Feds got in at 5:00 this morning. Seized everything.
Feel free to use it and know that it's clean because
Feel it in your diaphragm, just breathe it in.
Feel my blue jeans screamin'
Fine, I believe you can fly.
Fine! When?
Fine. Okay.
First time novelist Davidson is a nudist, winemaker
Floppy disks and zip drives.
For Christ's sake! Here we go.
For everybody just to get into bed together.
For two weeks you've been doing it.
Forget what you think and do what I say!
Forgiveness is always allowed.
Fortune cookie fortune would say.
Fucking towel head.
Funny. Yeah.
George and Linda! Oh, my gosh!
George is right.
George just killed a defenseless animal.
George, back me up on this!
George, can I just read a passage from my book?
George, Iet's just...
George, please. It's time for us to own something.
George, what's going on here?
George, you're creeping me out.
George!
George!
George! It's so good to have a joker in the house.
George! Oh, my God!
George?
George? Yeah.
George. I remember him well.
Georgie!
Georgie! Man with the plan.
Get him!
Get it up in your vag with my dick.
Get me Senator McCIusky.
Get out of the goddamn car!
Get over here, I'm going to fill up your soup bowl.
Give it a nice push!
Give me something to sing about.
Go ahead. Talk it over again. Okay, good.
Go get copies.
Go Seth!
God afton is pretty much all I can remember.
God afton.
God damn it!
God damn it!
God, George...
God, Seth.
God! I still cannot believe that I did that!
God! I still cannot believe that I did that!
Good night.
Good. I mean, not good, but, you know...
Goodbye, hassles, hello, casino.
Got a doorway.
Got it? Are you serious?
Great job! And other card games!
Great report. Thank you, Deena.
Great.
Great.
Great. Come here.
Greed mongering shithead!
Grisham is a butterfly.
Had in a Iong time?
Have you been working out? My God!
HBO may make an offer on my documentary.
He actually uses sarcasm when he gets into uncomfortable
He burned it? The deed to the commune?
He can still taste the pain au chocolat
He has a fetish for violence!
He makes a great vegan chili
He so piercingly chronicles in his books.
He thinks I didn't hear what you just said, but I did.
He wants to chop us up into 100 pieces
He's absolutely right, Linda.
He's doing great. War!
He's everything.
He's getting really close! Hurry! What are you doing?
He's Iying! Seth burned the deed to the commune. I saw him!
He's totally right.
Heart to heart, for one moment.
Hell, I co founded the place with Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis...
Hello.
Hello.
Here at Elysium we believe that open
Here comes the Iecture.
Here comes the...
Here comes...
Here we go. Thank you, acid.
Here we go. Wait.
Here you are, darling.
Here you go, shithead. Simple data entry.
Here you go, sir. Have a great day. Thank you very much.
Here, George.
Here, you're not my brother, you're not my buddy, you're my employee.
Here.
Here.
Hey, all right! I Iike your shirt.
Hey, Deena, maybe if they ever build this casino
Hey, don't Iaugh, this is Atlanta. We got CNN down here.
Hey, Eva and I are downstairs flipping flapjacks.
Hey, Eva, I didn't see you there.
Hey, George.
Hey, George.
Hey, George.
Hey, guys, I just Iost my keys.
Hey, I come here every Sunday.
Hey, Iady, do you want to see something?
Hey, it's Sherm. I'm out as usual. Leave a message.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, Rick. Ricky Iicky, suck my dicky.
Hey, Rick. Ricky Iicky, suck my dicky.
Hey, Sherm, it's George, from work.
Hey, Tanner, come out here and say hello to your aunt and uncle.
Hey, Tanner! Wow, you're so big!
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Hey!
Hey.
Hey. Here you go, beautiful.
Hey. I'm coming back.
Hey. There you are.
Hi, Marisa. Hi, Marisa.
Hi, Uncle George and Linda.
Hi!
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Oh.
Hindsight being 20/20,
Hmm.
Hold on, what's down that road?
Holy shit!
Holy shit! Did you see that?
Holy shit! Our TV room is twice the size of your whole place.
Homo sapiens weren't meant to be monogamous creatures.
Honest, I feel Iike I can breathe
Honey, can you shut the door?
Honey, come on. We're just running away from Iife.
Honey, he's coming after us! Oh, my God!
Honey, I can't do this. I can't.
Honey, no, no, no.
Honey, that was great.
Honey, that's all I've been saying. I've been saying that.
Honey, we said we were going to do it.
Honey, you don't...
Honey, you're a Iover, not a fighter.
Honey!
How are you doing, man?
How are you going to do that?
How do you feel?
How do you Iike that? Here, Brett, why don't you?
How Iong has the house been here?
How would you and Linda feel about that?
How's the new place, man?
Huh? Huh?
Hummers!
I actually wrote a book, too,
I am a vegan. I Iove it.
I am familiar with my eclectic resume, thank you very much.
I am going to take a Iittle rain check on our chit chat.
I am not crazy.
I am ready for action,
I am so glad you're on the same page.
I am.
I bake for him from time to time.
I beg of you.
I believe I can fly!
I believe I can fly! No! No! No!
I believe I can fly? Well, I believe I can fuck.
I bought this house in 1971 with nine of my friends.
I brush my hair before we Iie down at night.
I came back to tell you I Iove you more than anything.
I can actually even maybe name him Joe Belson.
I can do that, too.
I can fly! I believe I can fly, George!
I can fly. I believe I can fly.
I can get him there with one flick of the finger.
I can help you with the constipation.
I can see George's spirit animal.
I can see that you have a kind soul.
I can see you closing the computer, dipshit.
I can tell when you don't really care and you're just humoring me.
I can try.
I can't be in this car anymore! Jesus Christ!
I can't believe you're going to sit here
I can't do it. I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this. I can't do it.
I can't have 15 people involved
I cannot believe...
I cannot even Iook at you right now.
I could tell you the story, but it would probably bore you.
I did not.
I did not.
I did something wrong?
I didn't even know we had a television.
I didn't kill it. Why are you doing that?
I didn't say anything yet.
I didn't think she would say yes! Bingo.
I do. Porta Pottys.
I don't care where we Iive.
I don't Iike it. I don't Iike it.
I don't Iove it.
I don't know if I can do it tonight!
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what to give you for that.
I don't know why they call it wurst. It's the best.
I don't know, that just sounds to me Iike an excuse
I don't know. Just back up faster!
I don't think I did that right. My wrist is killing.
I don't think that what Marcy is saying is to fuck the penguins.
I don't think the Iion could have roared any clearer, my friend.
I don't understand any of your Iegal mumbo jumbo
I don't understand.
I don't understand. What are you doing here on our property?
I don't want to be off base here.
I drank the Kool Aid.
I feel stupid.
I felt something today when we were standing up there and just...
I find you sexier than ever. As we used to say in Charleston,
I gave you a gift, and you think you can do better?
I get it, George.
I get what you mean.
I go down there, fucking police escort, nab the motherfucker.
I got a protagonist issue I'm still working out.
I got a really big day tomorrow, and you've got HBO.
I got that. Yes.
I got to say, that Marisa, one Iucky Iady
I had one hit. One?
I had them right in this pocket.
I hate you. I want a divorce.
I have a dildo in here.
I have a feeling that it's my fault.
I have a Iittle bit of a SkyMall problem.
I have always had a thing for black women.
I have mixed feelings about being a parent.
I have no idea.
I have one more question.
I have to work more hours at the job I hate.
I hear you guys are from New York.
I heard you. Yeah.
I Ieft my wife at a commune.
I Iied, okay?
I Iike doors. I Iove them, in fact.
I Iike that. It's Iike, If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I Iike that. Kathy said you were really funny.
I Iike you, too, Eva.
I Iike you.
I Iove how I feel about myself when I'm here. I just...
I Iove it. I think it's great. What more do we need, you know?
I Iove the door.
I Iove what you've got going here.
I Iove you and I will support you in whatever you choose.
I Iove you so much. I'm sorry.
I Iove you, and I have sex with other women because I Iove you so much.
I Iove you, too.
I Iove you.
I Ioved the homemade ice cream business.
I just can't remember where the deed is.
I just can't. We've got to stop somewhere.
I just figured out what George's
I just had a steak at a diner.
I just hope they have a bed.
I just Iike to begin my day with a Iittle primal gesticulating.
I just made Iove to your wife in the other room.
I just only hope that George gets it.
I just sold my first apple. I picked it, I bagged it and I sold it.
I just think of, Where wouldn't
I knew you would find a way to fuck up being a hippie.
I know!
I know!
I know.
I know.
I know. I know, right? It's crazy. It's crazy.
I know. I know.
I know. I'm so sorry, too. I went too far.
I know. It is insane.
I made more Kool Aid and then I drank that too
I made this for you guys.
I mean, I can Iick your balls while I give you a blowjob.
I mean, I have it. It's in a jar.
I mean, this is New York City.
I mean, we didn't finish the conversation,
I mean, who knows how many days
I mean... That's so kind.
I miss meat, I miss air conditioning,
I missed out on something that was even more real.
I need a wine critic, I got a new batch.
I never ever expected that I could do,
I never Ieft.
I only tell you this because I Iove you, brother.
I panicked, all right? We were broke.
I probably wouldn't have done it the same way.
I promise I wouldn't disappoint.
I put it through the dishwasher Iike Whoopi say to do.
I really am.
I really feel Iike this is our home.
I remember every word of it.
I render my brothers and sisters homeless.
I respect your and Linda's relationship so much.
I said fine, all right?
I see that you're pregnant.
I see your point,
I support the troops.
I think it might be the best pot I've ever had in my Iife.
I think it's really cool if we do that.
I think it's relevant.
I think it's such a obvious choice.
I think maybe somebody else should...
I think mine's starting to kick in, too.
I think our connection is bad. You're breaking up.
I think we're where we want to be.
I think what Marcy is saying, Linda,
I think you just met Linda.
I think you mean metaphorically.
I think you're joking,
I thought I was the one going crazy.
I thought it was you.
I thought she was dead.
I thought that would be funny.
I thought you rented construction equipment.
I told you that there was a job available that wasn't available.
I told you.
I used to drink a triple Iatte every morning just to wake up.
I want to stay.
I want to support you, I do.
I was almost there.
I was just having some fun with you.
I was just relaxing outside the door, here.
I was too embarrassed to say, Who is it?
I wasn't going to do anything.
I will get more cards. I will be back.
I wish there was something we could do to help,
I won't right now.
I work Iike crazy so you can make a documentary
I work... Have at her, George.
I work... Linda. Start with Linda.
I would have done the same thing if the tables were turned.
I would Iove your notes. Be brutal Iike you were before, okay, buddy?
I would remember it better if they took those birthday suits off.
I would still be in porn. Right?
I wouldn't mind taking a sleeping pill.
I'll be one of those guys who's just
I'll call the hospital.
I'll feel better once I get my bonus.
I'll give it a shot.
I'll go.
I'll have you check out the erection selection at the Dick E Mart.
I'll hit you with truths.
I'll just... No Rick.
I'll read you this one part, unless you're not interested.
I'll shut up. You know what? I'll shut up.
I'll tell you what.
I'll wait for you.
I'm a butterfly!
I'm admitting it. I thought we could have fun here
I'm against violence of any kind.
I'm all right, thanks. Yeah, I just sat down.
I'm all upset.
I'm alone most of the time.
I'm an idiot! Why would you Iisten to me?
I'm an idiot! Why would you Iisten to me?
I'm an idiot.
I'm auditioning for Real Housewives of Atlanta.
I'm being sarcastic.
I'm better, I think.
I'm diving into the Linda pool these days.
I'm doing great!
I'm drinking dirt for breakfast.
I'm George. This is Linda.
I'm getting a Iittle wet just talking about it.
I'm getting a very interesting sense of what you're going for here.
I'm getting it out of my system. I'm trying to protect you.
I'm glad we don't have a door. Doors are bullshit.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to flick you in the nuts with my balls.
I'm going to fuck you.
I'm going to get a big old brimming bowlful of fuck
I'm going to get it all up in your vag.
I'm going to get on it. I'm going to get on it
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to Iick your titties.
I'm going to Iick your...
I'm going to pop off a piece of my dick.
I'm going to put my dick in.
I'm going to put my...
I'm going to show you the method to my madness.
I'm going to slap you on the eye
I'm going to take her away from here
I'm going to throw down onto you
I'm going to throw down.
I'm going to town. I'll see you in a bit.
I'm gonna Iove you Iike an animal
I'm having a feeling.
I'm having my baby, George.
I'm Iooking for something on my own, actually.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just really tired, okay?
I'm just sad that she didn't respond to the free Iove idea.
I'm just the coffee pot.
I'm Kathy, by the way.
I'm kidding, of course. Are you?
I'm Linda.
I'm Linda. That's George.
I'm naked! I'm naked!
I'm not Chinese.
I'm not crazy either.
I'm not gone yet. But I'm going to Ieave now.
I'm not punching you.
I'm not. Linda.
I'm okay. I can do this. Are you sure?
I'm opening Iike a Iotus flower.
I'm passing out.
I'm passing out.
I'm really a boy.
I'm really all right. I don't need anything.
I'm saying that Iiterally, it...
I'm Seth.
I'm slapping you!
I'm so excited to hear of your decision.
I'm so proud of us right now.
I'm so sorry. I bet this happens all the time.
I'm sorry if my hands smell Iike tahini. I was just making some hummus.
I'm sorry that I haven't figured out
I'm sorry, George. I'm just not into it.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to Iearn all the rules.
I'm sorry, Iet's...
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't know I was killing soldiers.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize, okay?
I'm sorry. When I get nervous, I sometimes just talk, and that's...
I'm staying.
I'm talking about Wayne Davidson,
I'm the fucking founder, for Christ's sake, suburban mall dweller!
I'm turning on the music! Don't turn on that music.
I'm wondering, maybe I shouldn't go first.
I've been in Elysium four decades.
I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult Iife.
I've got wings!
I've heard that. Every day.
I've heard you say that before so many times with so many other things.
I've met my soulmate.
I've never committed to anything in my entire Iife.
I've never even heard of a microloft.
I've said for years we should have a bug zapper here.
I've seen you throw a battery at a pigeon.
I've wanted to do this since we first...
Iearning all about how these text messages
If I wanted my face covered in Iies,
If I was an old man's deed, where would I be?
If some Jackamo tries to steal my car,
If they didn't, it would probably be called Elysium just Breakfast.
If we didn't need the money so badly, we would insist.
If you think I can remember where I put a piece of paper in 1971...
If you wanna make a stink out of this,
If you're George, then where's John, Paul and Ringo?
If you're going to get Iiteral with an R. Kelly song
In a word, he's
In a world where there are penguins?
In any case, it doesn't matter who said it.
In fact, all were found to be in above average health. For now.
In fact, all were found to be in above average health. For now.
In my own house!
In Northern Georgia called Elysium,
In the West Village to buy an apartment.
In this economy? You think you're going to find something?
In time, I can Iearn to forgive you for that.
Incredible night. Truly.
Incredible! Yeah? Thanks!
Into this before because we had just met,
Iove.
Is far more involved and far more evolved
Is he gone? Let me see.
Is just begging to be dipped in.
Is that job still available?
Is this coffee?
Is this...
Isn't that cool? Yeah.
It buys nothing. You're right.
It doesn't matter anymore.
It gets old. It does get a Iittle... Yes, I hate it.
It Iooks Iike one of those naked ninjas
It is alive.
It is not without some hesitation that
It is the best idea the universe has ever come up with.
It isn't interesting, it isn't entertaining, it isn't anything.
It might have been easier just to burn it in the first place.
It smells Iike Willie Nelson's braids.
It tastes Iike cow shit.
It tastes Iike grass!
It was a Iong time ago. A Iong time ago.
It was just stress and BlackBerrys and sleeping pills.
It wouldn't even have to stay. I'd just go, Iike, beep boop.
It's a fruit stand.
It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea.
It's a great neighborhood.
It's a microloft.
It's a microloft.
It's a mimosa. It's a breakfast drink.
It's a simple story. Princes.
It's a studio apartment.
It's a studio apartment.
It's a textural thing for me.
It's actually in the room that you're staying in.
It's actually not finished.
It's all about the Benjamins, my friend. The Benjamins.
It's also a devastating form of self defense.
It's an interesting story pitting a ragged band of Iocals
It's another half mile. You can't miss it.
It's ayahuasca tea.
It's been two weeks.
It's certainly possible.
It's funny because I didn't want to get
It's going to be magically delicious.
It's great fucking coffee!
It's great to see you so happy.
It's gross!
It's his favorite coffee. Best coffee in the city.
It's hot. Careful.
It's Iike a stronger peyote.
It's Iike getting cognac at a gas station
It's Iike he has sausage fingers.
It's Iike Tantric or something.
It's Iike, See you in three to five, ass wipe. You
It's incredible!
It's Iuminous.
It's just a way of thinking about stuff.
It's just going to drive it inwards.
It's never two minutes.
It's not Iike we're signing a Iease. If we don't Iike it, we Ieave.
It's not my mind that's changed, it's my heart.
It's okay, George. I got this.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's probably just hard for you because you're so full of shit.
It's real sugar? It's not bark or sand or anything?
It's really Ioud.
It's so nice to meet you. Thank you.
It's some sticks glued to orange peels.
It's the ayahuasca.
It's the greatest city on Earth,
It's the West Village. It's the best. Yeah.
It's true. Pros and cons,
It's where you want to be, it's where I want to be...
It's written in here that it's a microloft. We're adults here.
Janice Woo with perfect clarity.
Java chip sounds Iike it's going to be a winner.
Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis, Ronny Shames, Danielle Meltser,
Jerry Beaver, Stephanie, Ronny, Danielle...
Jesus! Can a person go a day in this place
John Belson sat in his car at a stoplight at a crossroads.
Just don't even worry about it.
Just in case of what?
Just quit selling me after I said yes.
Just remember, money buys nothing.
Just right up against this...
Just so you can do whatever flight of fancy you have this year
Just suck on it for a while.
Just think of George as a crying baby.
Just wasting my Iife away.
Kathy told me that you had beautiful skin.
Keep going. Okay.
Ketchup! I don't Iike that. No, ketchup's okay.
L, George!
L, George!
Laserdiscs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove.
Later in the show, we're going to be
Leave? Yeah.
Less desirable?
Let go of George!
Let go of the wheel!
Let go!
Let what go? You know what?
Let's call it what it is. It's a studio apartment.
Let's celebrate!
Let's dance, brother.
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Let's go.
Let's just make Iove. And then we'll talk.
Let's not. No, just the head of it in.
Let's open some chutney! The tomato chutney!
Let's switch out. Okay?
Lightning in a bottle type of thing.
Like crap. Like my problems don't matter.
Like I need someone telling me to buy shit I can't afford.
Like this, ready? Watch. Just nice and simple.
Like...
Linda and I have been out of town for a while
Linda just told me the good news.
Linda with the Iuminous skin,
Linda,
Linda, do you want to top that?
Linda, do you want to try again? Something true this time?
Linda, don't Iet George disrespect your process.
Linda, he's getting to the point. Let me get...
Linda, Iook at you, your body is redonkulous.
Linda, is there anything else you want to say to George?
Linda, take off your robe. We're Ieaving.
Linda, the concept of an intentional community Iike Elysium
Linda, would you Iike to start?
Linda! I would never do that to my brothers and sisters, please.
Linda.
Linda.
Linda...
Linda... Don't edit yourself.
Lion, you here?
Literally, money buys most things.
Little more. Okay.
Little reality shift, Rick?
Look at him!
Look at the full moon right now.
Look at this. We've got an axe man in Brother G.
Look who's decided to be truthful.
Look, I was wondering if you've heard
Look, I'm going to be completely honest with you guys.
Look, if everyone's going to get all Iawyeristic on me, yeah.
Looks Iike it's time for you to move on, brother.
Man, I'm not a fan of death.
Marisa, please, mimosa juice.
Marisa. Hi.
Marty's pasty ass, or Beverly's Malbec Pinot blend.
May make me Iess desirable to my partner.
Maybe Iater. I'll just give you a taste.
Maybe it's divinely inspired
Me, doing what?
Me, too.
Meet Carvin. He's kind of the Iion around these parts.
Meets I want to slit my wrists,
Michael, I haven't read it yet!
Mine just kicked in.
Minus the eczema. That would be your problem.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Do you understand?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Money pays for nothing.
Monogamy is sexual slavery.
Morning.
Most crazy decision we have ever made?
Most of whom are dead or dying.
Mother Earth is the only Ieader we need.
Motherfucker!
Move or I will run you over, because fuck you, brother.
Mushrooms!
My baby is all I got Ieft!
My baby is all I got Ieft!
My baby is on its journey.
My ears are ringing.
My husband has been fucking at Ieast one woman on the side
My husband is blind.
My husband's book is destined to be a classic.
My name is Wayne, by the way. I'm a nudist.
My point is you gotta do what is right for you.
Nah.
Never a bad investment.
New baby?
No dice.
No fucking doors.
No hard feelings about the whole fly swatting thing.
No more Iies!
No sexual boundaries. That's part of the deal here, too.
No way! Yeah.
No, don't cut to the pond.
No, I didn't bring them.
No, I turned away for one second.
No, I'm crying.
No, I'm fine, I'm fine. I don't think this is...
No, I'm good. I'm good.
No, I'm taking a breather from all that tonight.
No, Iiterally. Nothing.
No, it is what I'm saying. Fuck the penguins.
No, it's a microloft. It's a microloft.
No, it's better than coffee. It's kutcha root.
No, it's different this time. I feel it.
No, man, I can't do that.
No, no need.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Stop doing that.
No, no, we all decided that you paid us Iast night
No, no.
No, no. Money Iiterally buys nothing.
No, not at all. Come join me.
No, nothing. Are you saying that...
No, okay. Free Iove.
No, there's no need to be sorry.
No, upstairs, with your other clothes. I'm sorry.
No, why don't you simmer down? Why don't you breathe, brother?
No, you don't.
No! Listen to me.
No! This is crazy!
No! Who's in the car? I don't know.
No.
No.
No.
No. AII right.
No. I Iive wherever I am.
No. I said no.
No. I would rather not.
No. No!
No. No.
No. Yeah.
Nobody knows about this.
Noon at the Iatest.
Nope.
Not even Ringo?
Not for a 30 second segment at the end of Atlanta P. M.
Not Glen Stover and not Tony Piloski.
Not Janie Brody, not Billy Marcus,
Not Jerry Beaver, not Stephanie Davis,
Not Ronny Shames, not Danielle Meltser,
Not totally unscathed. Ow!
Not with your hands. With words, with your truth.
Not yet.
Nothing important, right?
Now I feel Iike you're the one going crazy, but I'm here to help you.
Now it's not Iike before. Now I can actually...
Now then,
Now,
Obviously, we've never done this before and it's a Iittle...
Oceanfront property in South Beach, Miami...
Of any job opportunities back in the city.
Of course we have the goddamn deed to it.
Of course. What was I thinking?
Of the Elysium community.
Off of your infant immediately!
Oh, boy.
Oh, everybody knows what I mean.
Oh, George.
Oh, God, get out of here. I feel Iike a schoolgirl.
Oh, God, I really just feel great.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, honey.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God, I can't believe you did it!
Oh, my God, it's just a shack and it's closed. I'm going
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! How did you even think of that?
Oh, my God! So cute.
Oh, my God! This place is incredible!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Oh, my God. George!
Oh, my God. Is this the stupidest,
Oh, no! I can't take Rick right now. I cannot take your brother.
Oh, no.
Oh, really? Smile.
Oh, terrific. Super small and really expensive.
Oh, that was you.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah, I'm fixing to fuck you.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yes, this is my new very best friend in the whole wide world.
Oh, you guys.
Oh!
Oh! I got fired.
Oh! There he is!
Oh.
Oh. Sorry.
Okay,
Okay, but before you answer...
Okay, Iet's just grow up and call things what they are.
Okay, just don't talk, Iet's just...
Okay, nailed it. There's more.
Okay, that will be our secret. AII right!
Okay, you know what?
Okay, you know what? That's ridiculous.
Okay? Yeah?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. George...
Okay. Um...
Okay. Well, it was Iike, I'm going on the road.
Okey dokey.
On a small split Ievel condo in Miami.
On your boobs.
One more thing. Who is this?
One! Two! Three!
Only because you encouraged it.
Open relationships?
Or a diner.
Or can you see my hemorrhoids
Or maybe you hate it.
Or we keep renting.
Originally, but...
Originally, we were going to call it
Our own Deena Schuster is back with an update
Our people have a spiritual right to this Iand!
Ow! God, my wrist!
Ow! Shit!
Paco, watch this guy, all right?
Paid for the apartment you wanted so much.
Pass? Yes, pass.
People treat sex Iike it's this huge deal with crazy Iife consequences.
People, they are breaking ground on the casino today!
Pick one thing and just stick with it!
Pick something a Iittle more global.
Pierre has been blind since birth.
Please, baby. I'm so tired.
Please, please. It's my pleasure.
Please! Erase this.
Political thriller, Belson's Lament.
Pomegranates.
Preserving the community's rights to the disputed Iand.
Pretty much dead.
Private property this.
Probably trying to back out because they
Put it on your neck. I really don't...
Rat bastard turncoat.
Ray is an amazing actor,
Really try and come up with some stuff that's self reflective.
Really?
Really?
Really? Do you want it? I'll take another.
Really? Wow.
Rick work a Iot?
Rick, come on. Can I get a word in edgewise here?
Rick, I think you're making everybody uncomfortable.
Rick's going to grill some hamburgers this weekend.
Right now my brother has offered me a job
Right on. Right on.
Right.
Right.
Right. With nine of my friends.
Rip it out, man. Let it out.
Rodney didn't tell you what happened.
Rodney, you owe me a car!
Rough couple of weeks, huh?
Run by husband and wife, George and Linda Gergenblatt.
Screaming it out and seeing you with your shirt off...
Screw those hippie dippies, with their B.O. and their white dreads.
See your sweet breasts heavin'
See? How do you Iike that?
See? I hate that. And I don't feel supported.
See? You can fly. I always believed it.
Seeds
Seriously, George.
Seth called a truth circle.
Seth, are you all right?
Seth, are you okay?
Seth, is that true? You burned the deed?
Seth, what are you doing?
Seth, you're back!
Sexual boundaries Iead to a deeper honesty.
Shade grown, fair trade.
She got an exquisite pussy, well, how about my exquisite erection? Huh?
She no good. The pork fried rice.
She really is blossoming, isn't she?
Shout it out!
Shout out whatever you don't Iike!
Since you walked through those doors.
Sincerely, Wayne.
Sitting around, smoking pot and playing guitar.
Skinny style!
Skinny style.
So blow me!
So do I.
So free.
So how could you possibly be mad at me
So I spent the whole day reworking the story.
So I'm not five years old anymore. It's such a freaking shocker.
So Iast night I do something that
So it turns out I can't fly.
So the proper word would be delicious.
So they can screw over another Iocal business?
So what if it's the doo doo business?
So why shouldn't we feel that every day?
So you can Iive the rest of your Iife without bathroom doors?
So you'll always remember Elysium.
So you're complaining about Linda?
So, bring it on, Hot Ianta. Show me what you got!
So, George, I hear Eva asked to intercourse with you.
So, have you Iived here this entire time?
So, I need your car keys.
So, I'm Iight on your biography. Where are you from?
So, please, Iet's just go... Okay.
So, Seth is your Ieader?
So, that's a pro. Coffee.
So, this is the new den,
So, what do you do when it rains?
So, you don't have to say them again.
So, you think a Sheik is going to steal your car?
So... Yeah.
Some people call it verbal diarrhea. I just call it word shit.
Sometimes you can only get one of those, but you got both of those.
Sorry. You're so tired. I know.
Speaking figuratively, of course.
Stated that no construction will go forward
Steak at a diner.
Stop punching me!
Stop!
Stop.
Stop. Stop.
Stunning truth.
Suck on it for a while.
Suck on it.
Summations you're coming out with.
Super small and really expensive? Yeah.
Sure. Mushrooms!
Surprised to see you here, brother.
Take it!
Take this!
Tells me where he is, down to 10 yards.
Terrific. I can probably get there around noon if I Ieave now.
Terrific. Our car is at the bottom of a Iake.
Than any of these plastic, shrink wrapped
Thank God for Wellbutrin, right?
Thank you for noticing. What tipped you off, my giant belly?
Thank you so much for saying that, man.
Thank you, though. God afton.
Thank you! There's no way in hell. We're going to have to pass.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Who are you?
Thanks, Seth.
Thanks, Wayne. How about getting your dick out of my face?
Thanks.
Thanks. I read this article that said if you smile all the time,
That Iooks good. It Iooks even. Centered?
That job that I sat at and complained about every day
That makes two of us. Okay.
That might be a problem.
That room is for paying guests, you silly billy.
That sounds great. I gotta go into town for a second.
That sounds Iike the Iion's cry.
That this is all happening in Washington, D.C.
That upside down people mover out in the driveway.
That was a Iittle crazy.
That was an occasional cafe!
That was great.
That was what I was going to tell you.
That wasn't going to sell.
That we were in the Iast time?
That you and I are here right now.
That's a God's eye. I made it myself, Iast Kwanzaa.
That's a spicy meatball...
That's a very easy mistake to make.
That's crazy.
That's funny! AII I'm saying is Linda is no good, screw her,
That's good.
That's how much you made Iast year, $800.
That's Iike saying, Did you make that coffee?
That's it, George!
That's it. Okay, thanks. Get out!
That's Italian.
That's nice.
That's not a rule.
That's not the point.
That's not what crying Iooks Iike.
That's not what I said. I think you're great.
That's right.
That's right.
That's some kind of wurst. Wurst?
That's the bathroom. Small.
That's the bedroom. Small.
That's the bottom Iine, right?
That's the bottom Iine. AII right, I Iike that. I Iike that.
That's the kitchen. Small.
That's the placenta.
That's the tour.
That's what I Iove about it.
That's what I'm talking about, George!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's why I choose to fill my Iife with nature and Iaughter
That's... I'm going to pump you with my gonads.
The Bed and Breakfast is the other way! The other way!
The big thing is, at a certain point I reveal
The car, not an actual...
The Dallas Cowboys!
The door.
The fact that you're walking on two feet at all, it's amazing.
The first time I snuck away years ago,
The next time, chicken salad.
The only thing getting axe murdered
The others will find their way.
The Penguin With Testicular Cancer.
The people will be heard!
The piece of resistance.
The point is, you jump... Here's the point.
The revolution has begun.
The tomato chutney!
The ways of the wind
The Wind by Linda.
The word that's coming out of my mouth Iooks Iike a tiny pink mouse.
The world is becoming a terrible place.
Then prove it. Where is the deed?
Then technically, we did it. Just a quick Iittle...
There are no rules here, George.
There he is!
There he is.
There is nothing we can do about it until morning.
There is only do.
There's a Iot of us.
There's a Kinko's 13 miles down the road.
There's a possibility that I have a job back in New York.
There's a snake in the mirror.
There's even talk of a Belson movie starring Ray Liotta,
There's no one way to Iive our Iives.
There's no privacy anywhere.
There's nothing to stop, George.
There's thousands more where that came from. I actually...
These folks pulled the old flip de doo at the ravine.
These g****s were grown here in Georgia,
These hippies can win the jackpot
They call it Hot Ianta! Isn't that funny?
They Iied to us!
They say three weeks and then it's out of your system.
They shit, I rake it in.
They were protesting a casino?
They're building a casino at my place Iater tonight.
They're my friends!
This cute Iittle guy has testicular cancer.
This Iittle girl's home melted and her parents sank.
This is awesome.
This is awful. This is such a nightmare!
This is exactly why I have to cheat!
This is going to happen.
This is great, actually, because
This is historic.
This is insane.
This is just biology.
This is much Iess aggressive than clapping.
This is not working! No shit!
This is our property!
This is some commune.
This is the most natural thing that can happen to a person.
This is very important, all right?
This is when the breakthroughs happen.
This is where we need to be.
This is where you want to be?
This man has a fetish for violence. No, I don't.
This neighborhood is a terrific investment, even in a recession.
This place had food and shelter,
This was your idea, George.
This was your idea!
Those are all people you've already named.
Those are the names you just said.
Thought I was some kind of naked weirdo.
Three can play at that game.
Threw off their shirts and joined her in protest.
Throwing Swedish at you all night.
To be perfectly frank, fuck the penguins.
To bookshelves is just as unlikely.
To make a suit out of our skins!
To scream, George.
Tony, Janie, and Janice Woo.
Touché!
Try it, try it. Seriously, it's better.
Turn around, brother!
Turn right onto State Route 320
Two way pagers and VCRs and The Arsenio Hall Show.
Two weeks.
Two weeks.
Two weeks. Two weeks.
Until an old friend saw us on the tube.
Up in the mountains put on their birthday suits?
Violence is justified when it serves the greater good.
Wait a minute. We can't Ieave this place.
Wait, wait.
Wait, what's going on?
Wait!
Wait! No! No!
War! War!
Was cooking up more than just a skin feast.
Watch me, George. No, no, no!
Waverly and Christopher. The best neighborhood!
Wayne, hey! I read the Iatest draft.
Wayne, no.
Wayne, your novel sucks. It sucks.
Wayne! Hey.
We actually had our wedding ceremony right here
We actually totally forgot to pack our uterus.
We adopted a black baby. There she is.
We almost Iost the whole place Iast year,
We are raping them... Stop.
We are. We are just as much in Iove as if we were the same color.
We can all enjoy each other intimately.
We can decide if we're in it for the Iong haul.
We can go home. We can go home!
We can't.
We could throw some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins.
We did that.
We do violence and heartache, but it's sexy.
We feel that sharing the tea is an extension of sharing our truths.
We got a bed. It Iooks nice and broken in.
We got to protest!
We gotta talk about the next phase of Elysium.
We have deep roots here.
We have to do something right now. This is it.
We have to do this for Linda.
We Iike to keep a nice, open flow in the house.
We Iove you!
We just bought it.
We keep the cord and placenta attached until it falls away naturally.
We need to take our message out there.
We normally have a 4:30 ritual and I always say,
We share everything here, George. Truck's in town.
We share everything here.
We should make Iove sometime.
We were convinced that someone was getting axe murdered.
We'll mull it over.
We'll talk about coming back to New York.
We're choking the birds on our smoke.
We're family. It's our car.
We're from the West Village. Yeah.
We're fucked! George, stop!
We're going to expose you and your greed!
We're going to get you in here.
We're going to stay here. This is the best place for us.
We're not kids anymore.
We're really tired, Kathy.
We're staying! We're staying!
We're talking about a fly.
We've got a shelf, got a door...
We've got boobs out! And they're good ones!
Welcome.
Well, frankly, it's selfish.
Well, he entertains clients at night or has affairs or...
Well, hey, was I Iying?
Well, I don't...
Well, my work situation has changed a Iittle.
Well, they're passing on this one,
Well...
What a shithead.
What are you doing here?
What are you talking about? You're so full of shit!
What are you talking about? Your problems are my problems.
What changed your mind?
What did I do?
What did you need our car for anyway?
What did you say? What did you say?
What did you tell her?
What do I do? I open my door to you!
What do I get if I win? Okay and stop!
What do you know?
What do you mean? We just spoke an hour ago.
What do you think, construction workers hold it in all day?
What do you think, Eva? Yeah?
What do you want me to do?
What does he want? I don't know!
What exactly did Mom do to you that she didn't do to me?
What happened to non violence?
What happened to that fancy room with the fireplace
What happened?
What happened?
What happened? We were so worried sick about you!
What happens to all those ticks that die
What if the polar bears were hookers, and on meth?
What is it? What?
What is that?
What is that?
What is this?
What is wrong with you?
What it is that I Iove to do yet, George.
What say we break this place in the old fashioned way?
What the fuck am I thinking?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck is going on?
What the hell are you doing? Get off of him.
What we will do, is we will make Iove without touching.
What, are you grossed out by money?
What, are you Yoda? George!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Can I Iick it?
What? I don't feel...
What? I Iove all of these people, George.
What? No, I just swatted a fly.
What? Wait a minute.
What? What is that supposed to mean?
What? What?
What... Don't cut.
What's that over there? Is that a margarita machine?
What's that?
What's up, man? Are you all right?
What's up?
Wheatgrass! Wheatgrass?
When a bunch of hippie types
When a man makes a fece,
When all I did was follow your Iead?
When an angry, shirtless Iady treated attendees to quite the show.
When the belly starts to show,
When the time comes, I'll Iet you know. I'll share it with you.
When they reveal that it's in Washington, D.C.
When you asked if I had a room?
When you kill a fly, you kill a bird.
When you told me you found the deed, I was sure we were done for.
Where are they? Did you bring them?
Where once stood an insignificant fruit stand
Where the hell are you going? We got what we need.
Where's George?
Where's Linda? I need to talk to her.
Where's my bullhorn? I need the bullhorn!
Whether it's pottery, or photography, or it's the Occasional Cafe.
Which is hot, sweaty and I have an erection.
Which is why I want you to tell me, how did that happen?
Who are these people?
Who cares?
Who has been spending time here
Who is still trying to figure out their major?
Who is that? Seth?
Who wrote that?
Who's Seth?
Whoa, George...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Holy shit!
Why are you doing that?
Why are you not at work, George?
Why did you just Iie to me? I'm not going to tell on you.
Why have 5:00 when you could have 4:30?
Why is that grass crying?
Why is the doorway crying?
Why is there war?
Why not? I'm not driving.
Will now grow the much sweeter fruit of prosperity.
Wind?
With my cock.
With my dick.
With my testicles.
With open arms and open hearts
With the wardrobe Iess wordsmith.
With your friendship and honesty and your stories.
Without getting a dick in the face?
Won't free you from sin, woman
Wonderful.
Worlds away from the corridors of power
Would that work for your brand?
Would you please Iet me get to the point?
Wow, it's so great to see so much of so many of you.
Wow, thanks a Iot, Seth. I appreciate that.
Wow, that's quite a big pile of pages.
Wow, you know so much about technology.
Wow, you're really bumming me out, man. I hate this job, too.
Wow! I didn't see that coming. That's an explosive twist.
Wow! Look at all this space!
Wow! That's every member of the meat family.
Wow! They make cars with CD players now?
Wow! What is it?
Wow! You're so big!
Wow.
Wow. That is so sweet.
Wow. Yeah.
Wrapped in Reynolds. I should have known.
Yeah, but you Iive in Atlanta.
Yeah, ever since I bought the place in 1971.
Yeah, I did. I sold and I burned the deed.
Yeah, I don't need a door. Do you need a door?
Yeah, I guess it does.
Yeah, I know. AII those people.
Yeah, I'm more than qualified for the job.
Yeah, Iet's...
Yeah, Iook at her go. Marking her turf.
Yeah, it's a deal. That's great.
Yeah, it's great! I know.
Yeah, it's our property.
Yeah, no, I don't think it's affecting me.
Yeah, right, Iike I do that.
Yeah, sure. Here you go. Thanks very much.
Yeah, sure. Most of our stuff is still in it.
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, that's it. He's a creature of the Beltway.
Yeah, this is good. Tonight's the night.
Yeah, very interesting.
Yeah, we meet from time to time.
Yeah, when I'm on a plane.
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, you Iook different too, you fucking reject.
Yeah!
Yeah! Never been better, my man.
Yeah! No shackles. We're doing this as a team.
Yeah? I'm writing a novel right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Billy Marcus, Glen Stover, Tony Piloski...
Yeah. I understand.
Yeah. I'll tell you this...
Yeah. It's good reading.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Since we first...
Yeah. You want me to enter this data?
Yep. Don't forget to smile.
Yes, absolutely. The best.
Yes, he's right here. Do you want me to...
Yes, I am, George.
Yes, I did. Honey, it was amazing.
Yes, I did. You want the truth?
Yes, please, that's for you. And keep that, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, we noticed your penis earlier.
Yes! Oh, yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Did you bring it?
Yo. Sherm, it's George.
You are a natural Ieader.
You are tripping your balls off.
You burned the deed?
You can do that, but you're going to Iose.
You can trick your brain into thinking that you're happy.
You can't express your feelings
You can't Iive off of macrobiotic
You can't just make me be the only one who did it!
You come to my house, crawling for help.
You could. And the big thing is...
You could. And the big thing is...
You did something wrong
You did.
You didn't feel Iike going on the moon hike with everyone?
You didn't have to.
You don't know about our philosophy.
You got a big house, you're a big success. You're the winner.
You got to do this.
You guys Iike Spin Doctors?
You hate it when I make jokes?
You have a tracking system in your car.
You have no idea, man.
You have to do it tonight.
You have to try this.
You have to!
You haven't met Seth?
You interrupted me, George.
You Iook sad. Well...
You just go, man.
You just have to please go do this tonight, otherwise we're doomed!
You just watch me. No, no, no.
You kill a dog, you kill a soldier.
You know D.C. will never be the same.
You know I'm kidding, right? I do, yeah.
You know what we could do?
You know what, I gotta go.
You know what? I think you Iike that I don't work.
You know why? Because I didn't fuck the deed.
You know, it's a studio apartment.
You know, it's amazing, I can remember
You know, it's kind of funny.
You know, more real.
You know, pubes.
You know, you can really get trapped in that web of
You may want to get down there.
You need to simmer down and breathe, brother. Take a Ioad off.
You never hear that at Embassy Suites, do you?
You never shut up about it, stupid.
You newbies are going to Iove it!
You said it was a good investment.
You said that we could do this.
You said that!
You said to me, Why can't we be happy every day?
You see my spirit animal? You see my spirit animal?
You smell Iike walnuts and suede.
You the man! You the man!
You two must be the proud owners of
You want this? This is how you get it!
You want to sell?
You wanted this.
You wanted to be free sexually, I said fine.
You wanted to come back here, we moved.
You wanted to dive headfirst into everything that Elysium represented,
You win, Rick.
You wouldn't even know.
You.
You'll be the first to know.
You're a hero.
You're all free to stand on that side of the barrier.
You're an amazing woman.
You're doing it wrong.
You're drinking already?
You're funny. I'm going to go tell everybody.
You're going to be my Iucky charm.
You're going to feel it in your diaphragm with my...
You're going to feel it with my dick.
You're going to have to run me over!
You're Iying.
You're my hero.
You're qualified?
You're really good. Okay.
You're rehired, okay? Consider that a warning shot. Get to work.
You're selfless, you're pure, you're vegan.
You're so obsessed with your Joe's Coffee. It had to be Joe's Coffee.
You're sure? Yeah.
You're taking my infidelity and making it about you!
You're the beans.
You're unbelievable.
You're where I want to be.
You've progressed far beyond George, Linda.
Your bulldozer's a bully dozer!
Your heart is racing. I know.
Your secret is safe with me.
1971, right here at this table with
Thank you. Background. Here we go.
...in your spicy hole.
...way.
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