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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016) My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 is a hilarious romantic comedy film released in 2016. The

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 is a hilarious romantic comedy film released in 2016. The heartwarming sequel brings back the amazing cast from the original movie, including Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, and Michael Constantine. The story revolves around the portokalos family as they prepare for another extravagant wedding, giving us a delightful glimpse into their Greek culture and traditions. With its lovable characters and witty dialogue, this film is a must-watch for fans of the first movie. Dive into the fun and chaos of the Portokalos family by playing and downloading the sounds here.

A crime scene.
A little present from me. I just did your living room.
A mother working two days a week, perfect!
Act like we're having fun. One, two, three.
Actually, Theia, you're not.
After school you have hockey.
Ah, let's do this thing.
Ah, the grandma finally went.
Ah.
Ah. (LAUGHS)
Ah. Meat eaters.
Ah. Oh, I don't want to.
Ah. Thank you. How's my mom?
Ah. TOULA: Dad!
Alexander the Great conquered the Persian army and occupied the East.
Alexander the Great went through Spain spreading his seed.
Alexander the Great when he conquered Mesopotamia.
All my life, I wanted to be a newscaster,
All right, all right, we can handle this, boys. Oh, yeah.
All right, here, this will take away your pain.
All right, make a hole, fellas.
All right, pull my neck.
All right.
All right. So, my nephews are gonna be the waiters.
All the way back to 300 BC.
ALL: Mana Yiayia?
Am a direct descendant of Alexander the Great.
Am I always so close, you see your shadow as two people?
And a tuition discount means a box of steaks for ya.
And afterward, this will help you sleep better. Hmm.
And another one.
And bring your son.
And changa comes from the Greek word tsanda,
And decorated the gym.
And dress up like a hotel maid.
And even though I'm taking a step back,
And he always knows the perfect thing to say.
And he has that same look on his face today.
And I fainted!
And I found you one.
And I will show you how the root of that word is Greek.
And it's been bothering me for 50 years.
And Lebanese Club and Spanish Club.
And NYU, New York City.
And put a towel over him. Okay.
And she don't give me my pills in the morning.
And that person is there.
And that was the last time you tried being romantic.
And then that woman can propose to me!
And then they're not.
And this is gonna last you till you graduate college.
And this time, I'm doing it right.
And we had children?
And we make fun of our parents.
And we'll paint, and we'll do nice things.
And why are the limousines not here?
And you do mine. Okay.
And you, if your knees are open,
And, yes, four of those words are Greek.
Angelo, go pick a wife.
Angelo, go pick a wife.
ANGELO: Come here, pal.
ANGELO: Keep the towel on!
ANGELO: Sorry.
Angelo! My nuts!
Anyway, welcome to my restaurant.
Anyway, you know what Taki likes in bed?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you?
ARISTOTLE: Uh, Facebook.
As in, What is wrong with you?
At least they are married.
ATHENA: Oh, that looks good.
ATHENA: This is nice.
ATHENA: Wow. NIKKI: A big one!
AUNT FREIDA: On my wedding night, I met my husband
Aunt Voula, Toula was hoping that you would talk to Maria.
AUNT VOULA: Don't forget to eat.
AUNT VOULA: I see you.
AUNT VOULA: Let me. I'll be the judge.
AUNT VOULA: Look at this app.
AUNT VOULA: Oh yeah, dose to home.
AUNT VOULA: Oh, look at this! Perfect!
AUNT VOULA: Oh, no, really?
Basically, Mom told them to suck it.
Because he has a magic wand.
Because he is stubborn.
Because in my day, women were raised to be married.
Because once he feels it, he wants it!
Because she just got outta jail.
Because they make you stay on the couch
Because we stick together.
Because you're not a woman who has put up with Pappou for 50 years.
Because your mother talks to me and I lose count. Show me.
Been a long time since those two made fun of your lunch.
Before you Greeks discovered rocks.
Bennett, why are you asking my girlfriend to prom?
Bennett! Bennett!
BOTH: Ah...
BOTH: Oh, good.
BOY: Let me in there! NICK: I want a piece. Easy, guys.Easy.
BOY: Loser!
Break it up. You're coming with me.
BuH have a very dry mouth.
But at least I'm not a blood relative of his.
But don't tell her.
But is not.
But is that it?
But it worked out okay for me.
But some of us just get stuck.
But that's my dad going into that ambulance.
But that's my dad going into that ambulance.
But the left ovary, nothing.
But the other one would spit out two a month.
But to the pessimist, you represent the stink of his own failure.
But when you do well,
But you just explained why I'm never here.
But you snore, not me.
But, Toula, we've been trying to have a date.
By myself.
By what's... What's that called?
Bye bye! Okay.
Bye! Bye!
Bye.
Bye. Bye, sweetie. Bye. MARIA: Bye bye!
Bye. IAN: Bye, honey.
Bye. IAN: Let's go, honey.
Call me on the FaceTimes.
Can I just ask? Yes, dear.
Can we focus on my parents, here?
Chimi comes from the Greek word kima, ' which means spicy beef.
Chimichanga.
Chimichanga.
Chocolate baklava.
Come here.
Come on, Dad.
Come on, do the thing.
Come on, just think about it. We could do anything, we're newlyweds!
Come on, let's dance.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Toula.
Come on, you can help me butter garlic bread.
Come on!
Come on! Up you get. Leave him alone.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Please don't.
Confidence.
Congratulations on your wedding today.
Cool.
Cool.
COSTA: I'm gonna kill you!
COSTA: Oh, no.
COSTA: Okay, give me a word. Any word.
Dad said he can't sleep without your snoring.
Dad, do not talk to me.
Dad, look, it came.
Dad, that's obtuse.
Dad, what are you up to?
Dad, you're gonna have to type in your relatives
Dad! And you, educate yourself.
Dad! You can't say that to her!
Dad.
Dad.
Dear admissions board, we hope you accept our daughter
Did he fall? It's that hip.
Did we order limousines?
Did you invite the family?
Did you leave the dishes in the sink like I told you?
Did you see Paris?
Did you think about it? (SIGHS)
Didn't I say, get your daughter a Greek boyfriend?
Didn't you leave the car running? Uh huh. Yes.
DNA?
Do you have a son?
Do you? I can boogie hard. Let's do it.
Do your physical therapy like everybody else.
Does it ever get better?
Does this count as a date?
Doesn't mean you have to run off to college in another city.
Don't make up words. You confuse me.
Don't start.
Don't waste your eggs.
Dot, dot. Okay.
Down, down, save.
Down, down.
Drama.
Easy, easy.
Eh.
Ela, Coated.!
ELIZABETH: Boston.
ELIZABETH: Where are you from?
Employee, bring menus.
Every Greek girl should have a Greek boyfriend
Every Greek girl should have a Greek boyfriend
Everybody has boys.
Everybody on that island has six toes.
Everybody pooled their airline miles.
Everyone get over here.
Everything. Ooh!
Exactly. We all cook.
Exciting? (LAUGHING)
Excuse me now, I have to go talk to the priest.
Extremely close.
Family members only!
Fifty years ago, Gus was so happy because he had found someone
Fine, but, Toula,
Fine! MARIA: No fine!
Get out.
Get them yourself!
Get this off. Get it off. Do you need help?
GIRL: Oh, my God. BOY: The lady's back again.
Girlfriend?
Give me some air. I'm not a kid.
Go and have a great time.
Go to the hospital.
God, no. No. No. No.
Good morning.
Gotta go.
Gracias.
Great.
Greek, Italian.
Gus is a good man.
Gus is going to love it! Bravo, bravo, bravo!
Gus,
Gus, go have a drink.
Gus, I put your pills by your coffee.
Gus, what's wrong?
Gus, you okay?
GUS: (CHUCKLING) She's, uh...
GUS: A big one!
GUS: Everybody, I have a surprise!
GUS: Huh. The Greeks invented Facebook.
GUS: I sleep with the dog.
GUS: I'm fine!
GUS: Ian, look.
GUS: Maria, what's...
GUS: Maria, where are you?
GUS: Oh, look!
GUS: Oh, my hip.
GUS: Oh! That's not the plug.
GUS: Paris!
GUS: Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm going to prove to your mother
GUS: We should have brought the drinks in here.
GUS: We're just in time.
GUS: What you doing?
GUS: What? Now everybody's going.
GUS: What's going on? MARIA: Just be quiet!
GUS: Where she's going?
GUS: Wonderful!
GUS: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys! All right, break it up.
Guys! Watch out.
Guys? Mmm hmm.
Had adventure in my life.
Have a seat.
Have fun.
Have they been drinking?
He doesn't speak English.
He has a son for Paris.
He is not taking this seriously.
He is now.
He just has it.
He just says stuff like that. To me, too.
He start to do funerals and baptisms and weddings
He'll live.
He's a crazy man.
He's a moody, moody bear.
He's a nice boy, very nice, but not Greek, a kseno.
He's both.
He's looking!
He's not allowed.
He's your partner?
Hello, everybody. Good to see you again.
Hello? (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Hello.
Here comes the principal.
Here you go.
Here.
Here. Yeah, great.
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey now, Chicago.
Hey, Bennett.
Hey, come.
Hey, Dad, pop the trunk. I'm freezing my nads off.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, do you want to dance?
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, I gotta swing by the prom,
Hey, I wasn't avoiding you.
Hey, Maria.
Hey, Mike? Hey, buddy.
Hey, remember when we were dating,
Hey, sorry we're late.
Hey, that means we all are!
Hey, Tiahn, do you want to go to prom with me?
Hey, uh, what's with Toula?
Hey, we're not talking about me.
Hey, what are they doing? What's happening?
Hey, you got any of that moussaka? Hey.
Hey!
Hey! Save it for the shrink.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, Theia.
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi, Toula.
Higher! Use your man muscles!
Hippie ll
Hmm.
Hold on. Hey! Hey!
Honey mo...
Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state.
Honey, your mom felt the same way about being Greek.
How about another date tonight?
How about Yeah?
How can this be?
How can you say that?
How much?
How will that work?
How you doin'? Hello.
How's it going, Dad?
How's your husband?
Huh? (SIGHS)
Huh.
Huh.
Husbands. (LAUGHS)
I always keep my eyes shut tight.
I always knew there'd be a murder here.
I am for sure!
I am Maria Portokalos.
I can be late to a class.
I can do an e mailed invitation.
I can fix it myself.
I can help you design it.
I can't afford the kind of wedding your mother wants.
I can't believe I did that.
I canceled a waxing for this.
I chose to stay in our country.
I cleaned the car. Ooh.
I could do the hair. Angelo can get Maria the dress.
I could feel it right here.
I could have cured diseases, wrote poetry,
I did it.
I did it. Oh, my God.
I didn't abandon her then, and I won't now. I'm a real Greek!
I didn't even know she had hair.
I don't care!
I don't have time to brush my hair.
I don't know how I'm going to tell her. You know how upset she'll be.
I don't know what I'm gonna do if she goes away.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. But she'll tell me eventually.
I don't know. Put your hand on it.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't want to. Ah...
I got a connection.
I got it.
I got it.
I got some killer moves.
I got this, Ma.
I got this! (LAUGHS)
I had to put my hands underneath it and turn it over.
I have an aunt who always talks like she's got,
I have not seen her for...
I heard I come from a long line of strong women.
I hope I don't get fired.
I just don't want to get married today.
I just hope you applied to some local colleges, too.
I just remembered.
I kept volunteering at her school.
I knew it!
I know, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I love your hair.
I mean, I have to.
I mean, you're always running in and out of here,
I missed you, too.
I missed you.
I need a shower, I need to dye my hair, I need wrinkle cream...
I need more butter!
I pretend Taki is a vampire from one of those movies.
I remember his hopeful expression.
I saw a bigger group at the college fair.
I see her.
I see you.
I send him money. He sends it back.
I should have retreated.
I still see it.
I told my ma.
I tweeted it. Yeah.
I waited for Taki to scoop me up.
I want to go to New York University.
I want you to propose to me.
I was at Zumba.
I was brave.
I was rude to the boss.
I was thinking that we could act like it's okay with us.
I was thinking we could give you some money.
I will always be right here.
I, I... I don't like surprises.
I'll be back.
I'll be in the car.
I'll be in the car.
I'll bet you Gus is nervous.
I'll bring you the tray and a fork.
I'll come to the hospital, too.
I'll get my car.
I'll pick you up at...
I'll pick you up at...
I'll scare her out of moving away from her family.
I'll stay here in Chicago.
I'll talk to her. Everybody, out.
I'm a hippie. (LAUGHS)
I'm a real Greek, too.
I'm calling an ambulance.
I'm coming right now.
I'm coming.
I'm going to find her a boyfriend. Relax.
I'm gonna stay home for college.
I'm here.
I'm just saying, you don't need a caterer.
I'm not ready to get married just like that.
I'm Paris.
I'm so sorry. My pipes froze.
I'm sorry I'm late. lam closing up.
I'm sorry, Costa. Can't do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm stepping back now.
I'm trying to not fix everything.
I've been thinking, maybe I could have traveled.
I've been waiting a long time to do that.
I've got pepper spray.
Ian Miller...
Ian, you don't know because you're not successful like me.
IAN: Eh, come on, don't let them boss you around.
IAN: Hey, it's Ian. Leave me a message.
IAN: How could I miss it?
IAN: Look low, everybody.
IAN: Mmm hmm.
IAN: Okay, let's go. All right.
IAN: Okay. Let's go.
IAN: Paris!
IAN: You're gonna miss your grandparents' wedding.
If I could, I wouldn't need you.
If I... Hey, wait, wait!
If she goes to Northwestern, she'll stay in Chicago.
If that's what you want.
If you see my daughter, tell her I'm upstairs.
If?
In 334 BC,
In every way.
In the street?
Instead of being saddled with a grouchy old man
Instead, he put a blanket over me.
Iranian.
Is in my name, which makes you my employee.
It is indecent.
It locked.
It was a long time ago.
It was closed like a stuck zipper.
It was so hard trying to remember every name, every date.
It's been a good life. It's been a good life.
It's gonna be okay.
It's impossible.
It's kinda short. Sparkles?
It's like you avoid being alone with me.
It's not that therapy.
It's not too late to change schools.
It's okay, Mrs. White.
It's okay.
It's okay. He knows, he knows.
It's okay. It's a big day.
It's over there. I need that oven in five.
It's porn?
It's ready.
It's the bride on the FaceTimes!
It's too tight.
It's what everyone wants, dear.
It's what I want.
It's what we do.
It's... Everything's okay.
Jennie, where's the cinnamon?
Just a small piece.
Just because you don't want to be working here when you're my age
Just pretend to faint, and your husband will take it from there.
Just tell me.
Keep your eyeballs open now for a nice Greek boy
Laugh, flirt.
Let's drink.
Let's go! Put on your hat.
Let's go. NICK: Flip him.
Lift these.
Like what?
Like, a piece of lamb stuck in the back of her throat.
Listen, my wife and son are in the car.
Look at you.
Look tired so they leave us alone.
Look what it's doing.
Look what you did!
Look, satin.
Look, we can have the reception at their house.
Look, weddings are expensive.
Look! You see that? Alexander the Great!
Love it. Love it. This is good.
Lucky we got married in Athens.
Lucky we got married in Athens.
Ma, I'm not 13 anymore.
Ma, what's the matter?
Ma, why don't you empty the tub?
Ma, you couldn't put some clothes on him?
Make sure the chaperones aren't drinking.
MAN: I'll check this for you.
MAN: Mana Yiayia?
MAN: Of course. We have an outstanding classics program.
Mana Yiayia and I will stay with Paris. I'll talk to her.
Mana Yiayia?
Mana Yiayia?
Mana Yiayia.
MARGE: Beautiful day today.
Maria, Costa, we have a new family.
Maria, I'm on my way.
Maria, please invite them to our restaurant.
Maria, this is serious. It's not right.
Maria, we have important company.
MARIA: Good.
MARIA: Hurry up! Hurry up!
MARIA: I'm so excited.
MARIA: Nicko.
MARIA: No fine!
MARIA: No!
MARIA: Oh, yes. We're late, we gotta go!
MARIA: There she is!
MARIA: Toula!
MARIA: Toula.
MARIA: Where's Mana Yiayia?
MARIA: Who is Zumba?
Maria!
Maria... No, you're not.
Maybe everyone could pick a category. Food, glassware...
Maybe my adventure was to make a family.
Maybe they do and you don't notice.
Maybe, but...
Me, too.
Me? Yeah.
Me.
Men love morning room service.
MIKE: Hold on, ladies!
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm. (LAUGHING)
Mmm. Except mine's bigger, louder,
Mmm. So good. Mmm hmm.
Mmm. Why, what do you do there?
Mom and Dad! Look, it's Rodney and Harry!
Mom's needy, Pappou wants to marry me off,
Mother!
Must have slept in pickle juice.
My dad used to say that to me, and now he just said it to my daughter.
My family worries about each other because we're close.
My niece wants to come to your school, you're gonna say, Welcome.
My nuts!
My parents need me more than ever.
My sister and brother have young children so I help at the restaurant.
My sister did it right.
My son works hard. He deserves a house.
My wife wouldn't drive me.
Nah, I'm not going to that.
Nah. I don't speak Hollandaise.
Never heard of them.
Never signed.
Nick, you have a big house.
NICK: Call me when you need me.
NICK: I thought it was a good proposal.
NICK: Ouch! He's biting! He's biting!
NICK: Surprise!
NICK: Who's pushing?
Nicko, wake up!
Nicko.
NIKKI: Exactly.
NIKKI: Okay.
No family is louder than my Greek family.
No fine!
No quit!
No, Dad, I just...
No, don't get the door! Just go over there.
No, he didn't. You don't listen!
No, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
No, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
No, my family is Spanish.
No, no, no. I'm not doing this.
No, no, that'll make him feel old.
No, no, where their families come from.
No, no, you need it for college.
No, sir.
No, sir. I'm a Sephardic Jew.
No, Theia. (LAUGHING) I'm just kidding.
No, we can't.
No, you don't.
No, you're not.
No!
No! No! (GRUNTS)
No! Now what? Okay!
No.
No.
No.
No. Anything come from colleges yet?
No. I didn't want you to see the house.
No. I mean, What?
No. Oh, yes, you do, honey.
No. Right.
No. That's what your family does.
No. Way too scary for me.
No.No.No!
Nope.
Northwestern is very selective.
Not bad.
Not really. You didn't say it right.
Nothing, nothing! We're just going.
Nothing.
Nothing. We're just talking.
Now, give me a word, any word... (SIGHS)
Now?
Now.
Now.
Now...
Odd people.
Of course we do! Yeah, of course!
Of course we know. We know everything.
Of course you are!
Of course you don't look old.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Office.
Officer, Officer, go slower, please.
Oh, and my business partner, he has tuxedos. He was in a band.
Oh, Dad.
Oh, funeral homes.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, Gus, what is the problem?
Oh, is slow.
Oh, look at this one!
Oh, my
Oh, my Buddha! They're both asking you to prom!
Oh, no, do not spy on Paris. Never!
Oh, no.
Oh, no. (SCATTING)
Oh, okay. Okay! That's good. That's good.
Oh, please don't lecture me about my daughter.
Oh, so my brother can tell me what I'm doing is stupid?
Oh, speaking of conquering, tonight, be gentle with your bride.
Oh, thank you. I have tweezers.
Oh, the Find Your Ancestry site.
Oh, we smell like burnt oregano and feta cheese.
Oh, we're so weird.
Oh, well...
Oh, what a night.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, you all know that.
Oh, you do, huh?
Oh, you know what I mean.
Oh, your mom isn't talking to your dad until he proposes, and your dad
Oh!
Oh! (BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh! I have so much to tell you. Come.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Beautiful.
Oh. Every day of my life is Greek Club.
Oh. Not me. Not me.
Oh. Oh. (GIGGLES)
Oh. Okay. Not really.
Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that you...
Oh. Theia, I love your sex stories.
Oh. Yeah.
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, bye, bye.
Okay, go Okay.
Okay, here's Ma.
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, okay, okay. Decision time.
Okay, then.
Okay, then. (LAUGHS)
Okay, too soon. Okay, just give it some thought, little bit of thought.
Okay, we ready?
Okay! Get the door! Go! Go!
Okay! Oh!
Okay? All right. Yep.
Okay? Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Good talk.
Okay. That's good.
One rule. Don't fight.
Only once per relative. You know my rule. (SCOFFS)
Or a nurse?
Or we could write a letter.
Our priest just can't sign it?
Our restaurant.
P.S. Do you have a student lounge where she can sell pot?
Pappou!
Parents deserve a sex life.
Paris will stay in Chicago.
Paris, be a hairdresser. Like me!
Paris, eyes open, knees shut!
Paris, I hear for college you are staying in Chicago.
Paris, wipe your face.
Paris, you come from a long line of strong women.
Paris, you should come and help at the restaurant sometime.
PARIS: I'm so sorry. Come on, let's go.
PARIS: Over here, Dad.
Paris! Pappou didn't mean to say anything hurtful.
Paris. Oh.
Pater, look at my wedding certificate.
PATRICK: Okay, run this down for me.
People think I'm a narc!
People will find out.
Perfect!
Perfect. Okay, what else?
Pick a category, report to me. I'm in charge.