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Dope (2015) Dope is a critically acclaimed coming-of-age comedy-drama film directed by Rick Famuyiwa. Released in 2015, it

Dope (2015)

Dope is a critically acclaimed coming-of-age comedy-drama film directed by Rick Famuyiwa. Released in 2015, it follows the story of Malcolm Adekanbi, brilliantly played by Shameik Moore, a high school geek from a tough neighborhood in Inglewood, California. Malcolm and his friends, Diggy (Kiersey Clemons) and Jib (Tony Revolori), somehow find themselves caught up in a dangerous adventure involving drugs, friendship, and self-discovery.

The film's energetic and diverse soundtrack perfectly complements its vibrant atmosphere. With artists like Pharrell Williams, A$AP Rocky, and Nas, the music transports you to the heart of the story. If you want to experience the sounds of Dope, you can play and download the songs right here.

A Are they your kids? Yes, they are.
A Are they your kids? Yes, they are.
A bad day might be accidentally getting killed.
A bad day might be accidentally getting killed.
A chance to exchange music and experiences unique to their cultures.
A chance to exchange music and experiences unique to their cultures.
A daily navigation between bad and worse choices.
A daily navigation between bad and worse choices.
A few of his boys got smoked on the corner the other day.
A few of his boys got smoked on the corner the other day.
A man that does not give a fuck.
A man that does not give a fuck.
A ****a hungry. Yes. Yes, I...
A ****a hungry. Yes. Yes, I...
A reputation that has taken a long time to build.
A reputation that has taken a long time to build.
A'ight? Then we gon' keep it pushin'.
A'ight? Then we gon' keep it pushin'.
A'ight? Then we gon' keep it pushin'.
A'ight? Then we gon' keep it pushin'.
After school.
After school.
After that, they all hit it off.
After that, they all hit it off.
After witnessing something like that?
After witnessing something like that?
Ah, slippery slope. Exact, ****a.
Ah, slippery slope. Exact, ****a.
All I know is Jeezy paid LeBron and Jay paid Dwyane Wade.
All I know is Jeezy paid LeBron and Jay paid Dwyane Wade.
All I want to do is a zoom, zoom, zoom and the boom, boom.
All I want to do is a zoom, zoom, zoom and the boom, boom.
All my friends had dates. I didn't want to go alone.
All my friends had dates. I didn't want to go alone.
All right, so, when we get the Bitcoins, then what?
All right, so, when we get the Bitcoins, then what?
All right. We are Awreeoh.
All right. We are Awreeoh.
All right. Who, then?
All right. Who, then?
All this crying on my shoulder? Bullshit.
All this crying on my shoulder? Bullshit.
All we gotta do is find the white people.
All we gotta do is find the white people.
All we need you to do is open up the science labs,
All we need you to do is open up the science labs,
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Malcolm Adekanbi.
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Malcolm Adekanbi.
Although from the way she dresses, you might not have noticed she's a girl.
Although from the way she dresses, you might not have noticed she's a girl.
Am I a geek or a menace?
Am I a geek or a menace?
Am I technically... gay?
Am I technically... gay?
And all the supplies laying around the band room would be perfect for shipping.
And all the supplies laying around the band room would be perfect for shipping.
And Amazon has to assume responsibility.
And Amazon has to assume responsibility.
And because you and I are from the same place, Malcolm,
And because you and I are from the same place, Malcolm,
And before you know it, they'll start saying that we're the terrorists.
And before you know it, they'll start saying that we're the terrorists.
And eating me some pound cake.
And eating me some pound cake.
And everything he's built.
And everything he's built.
And find out about the fucking dope.
And find out about the fucking dope.
And for doing white shit like getting good grades and applying to college.
And for doing white shit like getting good grades and applying to college.
And for listening to white shit like Trash Talk, TV on the Radio...
And for listening to white shit like Trash Talk, TV on the Radio...
And here I was, stupid enough to think that you were different...
And here I was, stupid enough to think that you were different...
And how I'm perceived,
And how I'm perceived,
And I appreciate that. I really do.
And I appreciate that. I really do.
And I used to think that that was a curse, but...
And I used to think that that was a curse, but...
And I would really enjoy the pleasure of her company.
And I would really enjoy the pleasure of her company.
And I would then make it my business...
And I would then make it my business...
And if you order that disc and it does not come in a timely fashion,
And if you order that disc and it does not come in a timely fashion,
And in three weeks, I helped make over $100,000 for an online business.
And in three weeks, I helped make over $100,000 for an online business.
And make a hand to hand exchange.
And make a hand to hand exchange.
And make sure nothing happens to a hair on my gorgeous head.
And make sure nothing happens to a hair on my gorgeous head.
And most importantly your alumni interview tomorrow.
And most importantly your alumni interview tomorrow.
And my identity has been stolen?
And my identity has been stolen?
And not send a little kid to talk for him?
And not send a little kid to talk for him?
And see what's what around this motherfucker!
And see what's what around this motherfucker!
And she squatted down right in front of me and she pissed right there.
And she squatted down right in front of me and she pissed right there.
And so on and so forth.
And so on and so forth.
And that ****a's saying he can drone strike Americans too.
And that ****a's saying he can drone strike Americans too.
And that your family or your friends could get killed at any moment...
And that your family or your friends could get killed at any moment...
And the best part... Watch.
And the best part... Watch.
And the flip of that is...
And the flip of that is...
And then get mad if the Crips try to kill you and shit.
And then get mad if the Crips try to kill you and shit.
And then there's this infinitesimally small chance...
And then there's this infinitesimally small chance...
And then you can order your lunch or whatever the fuck else.
And then you can order your lunch or whatever the fuck else.
And then you can order your lunch or whatever the fuck else.
And then you can order your lunch or whatever the fuck else.
And then you got Snoop, Biggie, Wu Tang.
And then you got Snoop, Biggie, Wu Tang.
And this handsome ass ****a inside.
And this handsome ass ****a inside.
And this is where I would insert that word.
And this is where I would insert that word.
And using the slang.
And using the slang.
And we can do everything else.
And we can do everything else.
And we can't forget about the Fresh Prince.
And we can't forget about the Fresh Prince.
And we've got steel faced bobblehead Jibby right here on the bass.
And we've got steel faced bobblehead Jibby right here on the bass.
And why did you do it?
And why did you do it?
And why should I believe any of this, Malcolm?
And why should I believe any of this, Malcolm?
And you do bring up a valid point. Know what I'm sayin'?
And you do bring up a valid point. Know what I'm sayin'?
And, um, that if you think that she cares about your dope money, sh she doesn't.
And, um, that if you think that she cares about your dope money, sh she doesn't.
And... And you don't expect Dom to find out who snitched?
And... And you don't expect Dom to find out who snitched?
Anon shit.
Anon shit.
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyway, I just came by to say thank you.
Anyway, I just came by to say thank you.
Apparently the side effects of the popular club drug MDMA, or Molly.
Apparently the side effects of the popular club drug MDMA, or Molly.
Are all deeply obsessed with '90s hip hop culture,
Are all deeply obsessed with '90s hip hop culture,
Are you a fake?
Are you a fake?
Are you a real?
Are you a real?
Are you a virgin?
Are you a virgin?
Are you A.J.?
Are you A.J.?
Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
Are you fuckin' retarded?
Are you fuckin' retarded?
Are you gonna go and sell on the corner? 'Cause we're a bunch of bitches, man.
Are you gonna go and sell on the corner? 'Cause we're a bunch of bitches, man.
Are you joking?
Are you joking?
As crazy as it seems,
As crazy as it seems,
As explained by Q Tip in the classic song, Sucka ****a.
As explained by Q Tip in the classic song, Sucka ****a.
As I've just learned,
As I've just learned,
As soon as you give him the package, he gon' arrest you.
As soon as you give him the package, he gon' arrest you.
Ask for Fidel.
Ask for Fidel.
At Jimmy's Burgers on Centinela and Inglewood.
At Jimmy's Burgers on Centinela and Inglewood.
At the party. Dom put that shit in my bag. Had to be.
At the party. Dom put that shit in my bag. Had to be.
Austin Jacoby.
Austin Jacoby.
Aw! Sorry! I'm gon' need y'all to get the fuck off.
Aw! Sorry! I'm gon' need y'all to get the fuck off.
Aw.
Aw.
Baloney. It got cheese on it?
Baloney. It got cheese on it?
Basically, if I let this ****a slide, man,
Basically, if I let this ****a slide, man,
Be honest. No one's going to judge you.
Be honest. No one's going to judge you.
Because my dad was from The Bottoms. Yeah.
Because my dad was from The Bottoms. Yeah.
Because of where I come from, everybody's going to assume it's fake.
Because of where I come from, everybody's going to assume it's fake.
Because you're my people, all right? You're my n...
Because you're my people, all right? You're my n...
Been working on my Spa... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Been working on my Spa... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Being man enough to come talk to you.
Being man enough to come talk to you.
Between these two bags...
Between these two bags...
Big booty ho.
Big booty ho.
Bitcoins.
Bitcoins.
Blueprint came out 2001.
Blueprint came out 2001.
Blueprint was kind of like the punctuation mark.
Blueprint was kind of like the punctuation mark.
Boom! Damn, ****a, that was ill.
Boom! Damn, ****a, that was ill.
Boy, how'd you get this shit? I have no fucking clue, Jib. No fucking clue.
Boy, how'd you get this shit? I have no fucking clue, Jib. No fucking clue.
Breakfast Club, ****a. Molly Ringwald.
Breakfast Club, ****a. Molly Ringwald.
Bro, I can fix this shit.
Bro, I can fix this shit.
Bro, these are straight from the flea market.
Bro, these are straight from the flea market.
Bullshit. No, I'm dead ass serious.
Bullshit. No, I'm dead ass serious.
Burgers too. All right, we'll get, uh...
Burgers too. All right, we'll get, uh...
But as of right now, you have $97,267 and 31 cents...
But as of right now, you have $97,267 and 31 cents...
But here's something to wrap your brain around, man.
But here's something to wrap your brain around, man.
But I got this ****a telling me what he can't let me do and shit. Like I give a fuck.
But I got this ****a telling me what he can't let me do and shit. Like I give a fuck.
But I gotta slap the shit out of you based on principle.
But I gotta slap the shit out of you based on principle.
But if this is a Samo type job,
But if this is a Samo type job,
But it's just one CD.
But it's just one CD.
But most importantly,
But most importantly,
But only soft C's, because you said crab no problem.
But only soft C's, because you said crab no problem.
But quit in protest after refusing to play the Harlem Shake.
But quit in protest after refusing to play the Harlem Shake.
But see, you put me in a bit of a spot, ****a.
But see, you put me in a bit of a spot, ****a.
But thank you.
But thank you.
But that's how much I hate crab ass ****as.
But that's how much I hate crab ass ****as.
But that's not what a Harvard man would do.
But that's not what a Harvard man would do.
But that's where the dope dealers are...
But that's where the dope dealers are...
But there's principles to this shit, and I'm a principled man.
But there's principles to this shit, and I'm a principled man.
But trust me, he's got nothing on you.
But trust me, he's got nothing on you.
But what if it's 100 orders and 100 CDs don't show up?
But what if it's 100 orders and 100 CDs don't show up?
But when you live in The Bottoms,
But when you live in The Bottoms,
But y'all can hang out here until he gets back if you want.
But y'all can hang out here until he gets back if you want.
But you are aware that Amazon does ship discs, right?
But you are aware that Amazon does ship discs, right?
But you chose to make the delivery for this Dom person...
But you chose to make the delivery for this Dom person...
But you gotta admit Summertime was a classic.
But you gotta admit Summertime was a classic.
But you're being very rude.
But you're being very rude.
But, dude, that shit is getting mad sketchy now.
But, dude, that shit is getting mad sketchy now.
But, you know, the spirit of the music was definitely still '90s.
But, you know, the spirit of the music was definitely still '90s.
But, you know, what a lot of the kids are liking nowadays is the pill form.
But, you know, what a lot of the kids are liking nowadays is the pill form.
By the DEA or FBI.
By the DEA or FBI.
California regional bank number 267856783?
California regional bank number 267856783?
Call your mom and tell her you're... you're studying late at my place.
Call your mom and tell her you're... you're studying late at my place.
Can be whole.
Can be whole.
Can I go to the bathroom?
Can I go to the bathroom?
Can I have this dance, Nakia? It's my birthday, you know.
Can I have this dance, Nakia? It's my birthday, you know.
Can we get some chili cheese fries?
Can we get some chili cheese fries?
Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?
Casey Veggies? That's... That's an artist?
Casey Veggies? That's... That's an artist?
Casey Veggies.
Casey Veggies.
Check this out.
Check this out.
Classics. The Force 2s? Yeah, I was liking those.
Classics. The Force 2s? Yeah, I was liking those.
Come here, little ****a.
Come here, little ****a.
Come on, Dig!
Come on, Dig!
Come on, y'all. Let's get busy.
Come on, y'all. Let's get busy.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Dig? Huh?
Come on. Dig? Huh?
Come on. Get the fuck off.
Come on. Get the fuck off.
Come on. Say Yeah!
Come on. Say Yeah!
Come on. You always have a choice.
Come on. You always have a choice.
Come on... What is wrong with you?
Come on... What is wrong with you?
Come up out those right now.
Come up out those right now.
Complicated.
Complicated.
Congratulations. You have found your iPhone.
Congratulations. You have found your iPhone.
Courtside, okay? Courtside. Gotta have it. No, come on.
Courtside, okay? Courtside. Gotta have it. No, come on.
Cut up the shit. You're gonna want to measure it out...
Cut up the shit. You're gonna want to measure it out...
Damn!
Damn!
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Dark Web. Could work.
Dark Web. Could work.
Dead ass serious.
Dead ass serious.
Did he actually say, I'll kill you and your friends if you don't sell these drugs?
Did he actually say, I'll kill you and your friends if you don't sell these drugs?
Did I pronounce that right?
Did I pronounce that right?
Dig! Go!
Dig! Go!
Dig?
Dig?
Dig. What the fuck?
Dig. What the fuck?
Diggy, Diggy, Diggy!
Diggy, Diggy, Diggy!
Diggy, fries, fries, fries!
Diggy, fries, fries, fries!
Do everything in your power to ensure that I become a man of Harvard...
Do everything in your power to ensure that I become a man of Harvard...
Do it got anything to do with skiing?
Do it got anything to do with skiing?
Do not take that backpack to the ****a in the whip, else we both fucked. Hear me?
Do not take that backpack to the ****a in the whip, else we both fucked. Hear me?
Do the stuff in the brackets first and then square the sum.
Do the stuff in the brackets first and then square the sum.
Dom called from jail the other day.
Dom called from jail the other day.
Dom gave me something...
Dom gave me something...
Dom says he's throwing a birthday party tonight at Verse.
Dom says he's throwing a birthday party tonight at Verse.
Dom told me there was a mix up. You accidentally took my lunch. That true?
Dom told me there was a mix up. You accidentally took my lunch. That true?
Dom!
Dom!
Dom?
Dom?
Dom. What?
Dom. What?
Don't act like you weren't curious too. Not directly.
Don't act like you weren't curious too. Not directly.
Don't get smart. I'm just asking you a motherfucking question, all right?
Don't get smart. I'm just asking you a motherfucking question, all right?
Don't lose that shit, okay?
Don't lose that shit, okay?
Don't start now, okay?
Don't start now, okay?
Don't think I won't beat your ass, Marquis!
Don't think I won't beat your ass, Marquis!
Don't.
Don't.
Dope, right?
Dope, right?
Drive. Where?
Drive. Where?
Drones though, ****a?
Drones though, ****a?
Drop that up here.
Drop that up here.
Drop your weapons!
Drop your weapons!
Droppin' bombs on Crenshaw and shit, man.
Droppin' bombs on Crenshaw and shit, man.
Drug search, dawg.
Drug search, dawg.
Dude, check it. I've been getting head since I was, like, 12, all right?
Dude, check it. I've been getting head since I was, like, 12, all right?
Dude, I saw your bitch, Lily, on YouTube.
Dude, I saw your bitch, Lily, on YouTube.
Eat my pound cake.
Eat my pound cake.
Either the motherfucker in the El Camino is POPO...
Either the motherfucker in the El Camino is POPO...
Erasing all grades from the entire freshman class.
Erasing all grades from the entire freshman class.
Even though my... My body's right here.
Even though my... My body's right here.
Every Sunday, her grandmother asks the church to lay their hands on her...
Every Sunday, her grandmother asks the church to lay their hands on her...
Everybody is going to Black Market Reloaded and a bunch of smaller sites.
Everybody is going to Black Market Reloaded and a bunch of smaller sites.
Everything in the '90s wasn't great, but... Oh, shit.
Everything in the '90s wasn't great, but... Oh, shit.
Exactly!
Exactly!
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse my dumb ass sister, man. What up?
Excuse my dumb ass sister, man. What up?
Federal Tax ID 95...
Federal Tax ID 95...
Feminine wiles?
Feminine wiles?
Five! Five! Five!
Five! Five! Five!
For a few weeks from now.
For a few weeks from now.
For all the stuff that I said.
For all the stuff that I said.
For most geeks, a bad day might be being the butt of jokes in class,
For most geeks, a bad day might be being the butt of jokes in class,
For most of my life, I've been caught in between who I really am...
For most of my life, I've been caught in between who I really am...
For real. Don't let them ****as come to my hood.
For real. Don't let them ****as come to my hood.
For the choice that you've made.
For the choice that you've made.
For the past two weeks.
For the past two weeks.
For their recently formed punk band, Awreeoh.
For their recently formed punk band, Awreeoh.
For whom this delivery was intended.
For whom this delivery was intended.
Four... Fourteen? That doesn't...
Four... Fourteen? That doesn't...
Freeze! Down on your knees! Keep your hands up!
Freeze! Down on your knees! Keep your hands up!
From fake credit cards to illegal guns and drugs.
From fake credit cards to illegal guns and drugs.
From Jimmy's Burger on Centinela.
From Jimmy's Burger on Centinela.
Fuck all y'all. 'Cause I was in a good mood and shit.
Fuck all y'all. 'Cause I was in a good mood and shit.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Fuck y'all. I'm just tryin' to rep my set. That's it.
Fuck y'all. I'm just tryin' to rep my set. That's it.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you. Okay? I'm just saying it could work.
Fuck you. Okay? I'm just saying it could work.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! That was our ride. What the f...
Fuck! That was our ride. What the f...
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
FX4578?
FX4578?
Get on the ground, bitch ass ****a.
Get on the ground, bitch ass ****a.
Get out of my house! Let me use the toilet!
Get out of my house! Let me use the toilet!
Get the fuck out of here! Let's move. Go!
Get the fuck out of here! Let's move. Go!
Get the fuck outta here, man!
Get the fuck outta here, man!
Get the fuck outta here, man.
Get the fuck outta here, man.
Get to pedalin', ****a.
Get to pedalin', ****a.
Getting on?
Getting on?
Give him the package. Tell him it's from me. You hear me?
Give him the package. Tell him it's from me. You hear me?
Give it a little time.
Give it a little time.
Give me the bag.
Give me the bag.
Give me your bike, ****a!
Give me your bike, ****a!
Go ahead, ****a.
Go ahead, ****a.
Go ahead. Ask me a question.
Go ahead. Ask me a question.
Go for it, dude. Hey, but for real, she was using this.
Go for it, dude. Hey, but for real, she was using this.
Go out there.
Go out there.
Go, Dig! Come on!
Go, Dig! Come on!
Go, Jib!
Go, Jib!
Go, man.
Go, man.
Go! Let's go! Come on!
Go! Let's go! Come on!
Go! Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
Go! Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
Go.
Go.
Go. Everybody else wait. Turn around, go back.
Go. Everybody else wait. Turn around, go back.
Goddamn. ****a, I don't know why you was looking.
Goddamn. ****a, I don't know why you was looking.
Goddamn. What's up with you?
Goddamn. What's up with you?
Good morning. Today you're going to take the SAT.
Good morning. Today you're going to take the SAT.
Good thing you found the Boys Club and have such an amazing mentor as my father.
Good thing you found the Boys Club and have such an amazing mentor as my father.
Gushy, gushy. Mmm!
Gushy, gushy. Mmm!
Guys, the FBI can track us. The police... No, they can't.
Guys, the FBI can track us. The police... No, they can't.
Half an ounce for Joe Patterson.
Half an ounce for Joe Patterson.
Harvard? Really?
Harvard? Really?
Have you ever fucked on Molly? I haven't fucked on anything. Remember?
Have you ever fucked on Molly? I haven't fucked on anything. Remember?
He asked about you.
He asked about you.
He asked for you alone, you know?
He asked for you alone, you know?
He can come over here and be a fucking man...
He can come over here and be a fucking man...
He did. I s...
He did. I s...
He had a hell of a comic book collection.
He had a hell of a comic book collection.
He lives with a single mother, doesn't know his father and has sold dope.
He lives with a single mother, doesn't know his father and has sold dope.
He loves to skateboard and ride on his BMX bike.
He loves to skateboard and ride on his BMX bike.
He plays in a punk band with his best friends.
He plays in a punk band with his best friends.
He was accepted to his father's alma mater under academic probation,
He was accepted to his father's alma mater under academic probation,
He was talking about Amazon and Rick Ross CDs not getting to their customers.
He was talking about Amazon and Rick Ross CDs not getting to their customers.
He... He went back to Nigeria before I was born.
He... He went back to Nigeria before I was born.
He... The guy, he said that I needed to bring it to him after school.
He... The guy, he said that I needed to bring it to him after school.
He'd be in a red El Camino.
He'd be in a red El Camino.
He's a '90s hip hop geek.
He's a '90s hip hop geek.
He's a rapper. Yeah, you know, The Birthday Song.
He's a rapper. Yeah, you know, The Birthday Song.
He's a very pretty ****a. Yes, he is.
He's a very pretty ****a. Yes, he is.
He's from Inglewood too, so he'll be able to relate to your circumstances.
He's from Inglewood too, so he'll be able to relate to your circumstances.
He's like fucking Latino or Moroccan or some shit.
He's like fucking Latino or Moroccan or some shit.
He's walking his jihad dog and shit, scratching his nuts.
He's walking his jihad dog and shit, scratching his nuts.
Help.
Help.
Here it is! The set ain't over!
Here it is! The set ain't over!
Here? Yeah. Here.
Here? Yeah. Here.
Here.
Here.
Hey hey! My ****a, my G.
Hey hey! My ****a, my G.
Hey, congratulations on getting the store set up.
Hey, congratulations on getting the store set up.
Hey, hey. Hold up, hold up. Get your fuckin' hands off me, man!
Hey, hey. Hold up, hold up. Get your fuckin' hands off me, man!
Hey, hey. No, no, no. Okay?
Hey, hey. No, no, no. Okay?
Hey, homey, videotape this.
Hey, homey, videotape this.
Hey, I didn't go to my prom.
Hey, I didn't go to my prom.
Hey, nah, it's good, man.
Hey, nah, it's good, man.
Hey, them last shoes you gave me, man, I was feeling them.
Hey, them last shoes you gave me, man, I was feeling them.
Hey, throw this behind the bar for my little homey.
Hey, throw this behind the bar for my little homey.
Hey, uh...
Hey, uh...
Hey, you asked me to do something for you.
Hey, you asked me to do something for you.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Don't look at them.
Hey! Don't look at them.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, w wait... Hey!
Hey. Hey, w wait... Hey!
Hey. Yeah.
Hey. Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
His favorite TV show is Game Of Thrones and his favorite band is The Thermals.
His favorite TV show is Game Of Thrones and his favorite band is The Thermals.
Hit me, man! Five, motherfuck...
Hit me, man! Five, motherfuck...
Hold on, hold on. Hey, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hey, hold on.
How about we play Mother May I?
How about we play Mother May I?
How am I supposed to eat my p p p...
How am I supposed to eat my p p p...
How do you know where I am? Find an iPhone.
How do you know where I am? Find an iPhone.
How the fuck did they find us? Yo, let's go.
How the fuck did they find us? Yo, let's go.
How, ****a? He killing all them Al Qaedas and shit.
How, ****a? He killing all them Al Qaedas and shit.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Bro, that shit was whack.
Huh? Bro, that shit was whack.
I actually enjoy the thoughtful exchange of ideas.
I actually enjoy the thoughtful exchange of ideas.
I actually know a guy. He's kind of familiar with your system already.
I actually know a guy. He's kind of familiar with your system already.
I am 14% African. Ancestry.com.
I am 14% African. Ancestry.com.
I am a bitch ass ****a. I don't give a fuck. I own that shit.
I am a bitch ass ****a. I don't give a fuck. I own that shit.
I am a Google Science Fair participant,
I am a Google Science Fair participant,
I am the gatekeeper, I'm the grandmaster, the authority...
I am the gatekeeper, I'm the grandmaster, the authority...
I be seein' you and your little friends with y'all flattops and MC Hammer pants,
I be seein' you and your little friends with y'all flattops and MC Hammer pants,
I came up with your daddy. You better ask him about Stacey.
I came up with your daddy. You better ask him about Stacey.
I can fix this shit.
I can fix this shit.
I can get you good shit way less expensive than online.
I can get you good shit way less expensive than online.
I can just tell.
I can just tell.
I can tell you're not like that.
I can tell you're not like that.
I can... Well, what do you want to play?
I can... Well, what do you want to play?
I can't believe we're really doing this right now.
I can't believe we're really doing this right now.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
I don't even want that shit, blood.
I don't even want that shit, blood.
I don't fit in.
I don't fit in.
I don't know anything about this shit.
I don't know anything about this shit.
I don't know why they're calling it Lily.
I don't know why they're calling it Lily.
I don't know you, Mr. Bailey,
I don't know you, Mr. Bailey,
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Lot of young ****as get on this bus.
I don't know. Lot of young ****as get on this bus.
I don't mind having this discussion with you.
I don't mind having this discussion with you.
I don't see shit but the road.
I don't see shit but the road.
I don't smell shit.
I don't smell shit.
I don't think I'll have time.
I don't think I'll have time.
I don't want to go back there.
I don't want to go back there.
I find that my fucking sandwich got cheese on it, I'm gon' kill your ass.
I find that my fucking sandwich got cheese on it, I'm gon' kill your ass.
I fuck around with it, you know. I do my little thing.
I fuck around with it, you know. I do my little thing.
I give a fuck. Don't say that shit. I will slap the shit out of you.
I give a fuck. Don't say that shit. I will slap the shit out of you.
I got your back and all. It's just I don't wanna mess with his explicit instructions.
I got your back and all. It's just I don't wanna mess with his explicit instructions.
I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
I gotta pee.
I gotta pee.
I guess me and my friends just wish we grew up back then.
I guess me and my friends just wish we grew up back then.
I had one guy ask me... Anthony Davis... and he fucking stood me up.
I had one guy ask me... Anthony Davis... and he fucking stood me up.
I had to use the restroom, and I'm kind of late getting back.
I had to use the restroom, and I'm kind of late getting back.
I have no fucking clue where that gun came from.
I have no fucking clue where that gun came from.
I have stellar recommendations and diverse extracurricular activities.
I have stellar recommendations and diverse extracurricular activities.
I have to go. I have to go. Wait. We're not done yet.
I have to go. I have to go. Wait. We're not done yet.
I have to go. I have to go. Wait. We're not done yet.
I have to go. I have to go. Wait. We're not done yet.
I I I I answered it.
I I I I answered it.
I I think that someone is you.
I I think that someone is you.
I It's bool.
I It's bool.
I just found out you're interviewing with Austin Jacoby.
I just found out you're interviewing with Austin Jacoby.
I kinda do though. I don't want to. It's my birthday and shit.
I kinda do though. I don't want to. It's my birthday and shit.
I know a dude in the garment district.
I know a dude in the garment district.
I know from growing up there it's very, very dangerous...
I know from growing up there it's very, very dangerous...
I know using your brain is a challenge and shit.
I know using your brain is a challenge and shit.
I know what it's like to grow up without a father.
I know what it's like to grow up without a father.
I know y'all hungry. If you want, you can just help yourself to my fridge.
I know y'all hungry. If you want, you can just help yourself to my fridge.
I know y'all some bitches, but you ain't gotta say you got pussies.
I know y'all some bitches, but you ain't gotta say you got pussies.
I like it.
I like it.
I mean, I can't sell this shit no more. We almost just got fucking caught.
I mean, I can't sell this shit no more. We almost just got fucking caught.
I mean, I...
I mean, I...
I mean, I... I could write about the typical...
I mean, I... I could write about the typical...
I mean, It Takes a Nation, Straight Outta Compton...
I mean, It Takes a Nation, Straight Outta Compton...
I mean, it's well reasoned, supported with historical data,
I mean, it's well reasoned, supported with historical data,
I mean, that would only happen if you were idiotically sloppy...
I mean, that would only happen if you were idiotically sloppy...
I mean, that... I mean, it would almost have to be...
I mean, that... I mean, it would almost have to be...
I mean, the Feds would have to know exactly what they're looking for.
I mean, the Feds would have to know exactly what they're looking for.
I mean, you moved your entire inventory.
I mean, you moved your entire inventory.
I need cash.
I need cash.
I need to go ghost. None of this shit can point back to me.
I need to go ghost. None of this shit can point back to me.
I need to speak to him.
I need to speak to him.
I only have 20 minutes to get down there or my whole life is fucked.
I only have 20 minutes to get down there or my whole life is fucked.
I prefer not to say.
I prefer not to say.
I sell 90% of my stuff to white hos.
I sell 90% of my stuff to white hos.
I should have to do with this, uh, delivery?
I should have to do with this, uh, delivery?
I spaced on my college interviews.
I spaced on my college interviews.
I suggest you go in a different direction.
I suggest you go in a different direction.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I taught myself how to play guitar and read music.
I taught myself how to play guitar and read music.
I think you said something about me...
I think you said something about me...
I told you I wasn't mad about missing prom.
I told you I wasn't mad about missing prom.
I want to get a good job. I want to help my mom!
I want to get a good job. I want to help my mom!
I want to tweet this later, man.
I want to tweet this later, man.
I want you to get out of The Bottoms just like I did.
I want you to get out of The Bottoms just like I did.
I want you to go up to her and tell her that Dom wants to talk to her.
I want you to go up to her and tell her that Dom wants to talk to her.
I was mad about missing Six Flags.
I was mad about missing Six Flags.
I was more mad about not going to Six Flags the next day.
I was more mad about not going to Six Flags the next day.
I was watching Justin Bieber the other night and I got a little moist.
I was watching Justin Bieber the other night and I got a little moist.
I wish I would see one of them motherfuckers in Inglewood, man.
I wish I would see one of them motherfuckers in Inglewood, man.
I would not order a Macklemore CD.
I would not order a Macklemore CD.
I...
I...
I'd hate for that to happen to you...
I'd hate for that to happen to you...
I'll have to slap the shit out of you again. I don't want to do that.
I'll have to slap the shit out of you again. I don't want to do that.
I'll take you.
I'll take you.
I'll take you.
I'll take you.
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'm a straight A student with nearly perfect SAT scores.
I'm a straight A student with nearly perfect SAT scores.
I'm bored as fuck.
I'm bored as fuck.
I'm dead ass serious, ****a.
I'm dead ass serious, ****a.
I'm from a poor, crime filled neighborhood,
I'm from a poor, crime filled neighborhood,
I'm gon' get the other one, you little, bitch ass ****a.
I'm gon' get the other one, you little, bitch ass ****a.
I'm gon' need some ID, some verification.
I'm gon' need some ID, some verification.
I'm gon' need you to trust me right about now, you understand?
I'm gon' need you to trust me right about now, you understand?
I'm gonna text you this address.
I'm gonna text you this address.
I'm good. I'll do it.
I'm good. I'll do it.
I'm in County right now. I don't know who the fuck called you.
I'm in County right now. I don't know who the fuck called you.
I'm just Malcolm.
I'm just Malcolm.
I'm just... I'm black as fuck, right?
I'm just... I'm black as fuck, right?
I'm like, What? I'm down. I don't give a fuck.
I'm like, What? I'm down. I don't give a fuck.
I'm Malcolm Ad Rock on guitar.
I'm Malcolm Ad Rock on guitar.
I'm reiterating that...
I'm reiterating that...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. That's bullshit, dude. Yes.
I'm sorry. That's bullshit, dude. Yes.
I'm sorry. They don't all go on to be president.
I'm sorry. They don't all go on to be president.
I'm still a little shaky on the concept.
I'm still a little shaky on the concept.
I'm walking to the red El Camino right now.
I'm walking to the red El Camino right now.
I'm, uh... I got your lunch.
I'm, uh... I got your lunch.
I'm... I'm good. I'll do it.
I'm... I'm good. I'll do it.
I'm... I'm sorry...
I'm... I'm sorry...
I'm... I'm taking it seriously, Mr. Bailey. I promise.
I'm... I'm taking it seriously, Mr. Bailey. I promise.
I've been hitting hos in the ass since I was, like, 14.
I've been hitting hos in the ass since I was, like, 14.
I've never had intercourse with a pussy.
I've never had intercourse with a pussy.
If I pass, I'll go to El Camino or Santa Monica or something.
If I pass, I'll go to El Camino or Santa Monica or something.
If I say yes, you take two steps toward me.
If I say yes, you take two steps toward me.
If I was white, would you even have to ask me that question?
If I was white, would you even have to ask me that question?
If Neil deGrasse Tyson was writing about Ice Cube, this is what it would look like.
If Neil deGrasse Tyson was writing about Ice Cube, this is what it would look like.
If this ain't a ****a named Malcolm at Yukon and 104th Street,
If this ain't a ****a named Malcolm at Yukon and 104th Street,
If you don't...
If you don't...
If you guys want drugs,
If you guys want drugs,
If you ****a...
If you ****a...
If you order a Rick Ross or Macklemore CD...
If you order a Rick Ross or Macklemore CD...
If you pass his test, he'll help you.
If you pass his test, he'll help you.
If you're able to do this,
If you're able to do this,
If you're really serious about this exercise and you're not just wasting my time,
If you're really serious about this exercise and you're not just wasting my time,
In between categories and definition.
In between categories and definition.
In keeping a proper ****a to ho ratio.
In keeping a proper ****a to ho ratio.
In order to pray away the gay.
In order to pray away the gay.
In that case, he'll take the package, kill you,
In that case, he'll take the package, kill you,
In the Darby Dixon neighborhood referred to as The Bottoms.
In the Darby Dixon neighborhood referred to as The Bottoms.
In the guest house is where I got my studio.
In the guest house is where I got my studio.
Intentional.
Intentional.
Is it you? Huh?
Is it you? Huh?
Is it you? Huh? Is it fuckin' you?
Is it you? Huh? Is it fuckin' you?
Is it you? Huh? Is it fuckin' you?
Is it you? Huh? Is it fuckin' you?
Is the person rocking them.
Is the person rocking them.
Is your Jacoby APS shipping account number...
Is your Jacoby APS shipping account number...
It doesn't matter if you had the receipt from Barneys sewn into the bag.
It doesn't matter if you had the receipt from Barneys sewn into the bag.
It means that Dom sent you here as his messenger.
It means that Dom sent you here as his messenger.
It shows me more about you...
It shows me more about you...
It Takes a Nation came out in '88.
It Takes a Nation came out in '88.
It won't happen again. I'm sorry.
It won't happen again. I'm sorry.
It's a slippery slope.
It's a slippery slope.
It's a small event that leads to a chain reaction of events...
It's a small event that leads to a chain reaction of events...
It's all for show. I mean, it's not like somebody is stupid enough...
It's all for show. I mean, it's not like somebody is stupid enough...
It's almost over, little ****a.
It's almost over, little ****a.
It's an untraceable Internet currency.
It's an untraceable Internet currency.
It's cliché.
It's cliché.
It's everywhere! It's all in my mouth!
It's everywhere! It's all in my mouth!
It's fake.
It's fake.
It's fucked up if you really think about it.
It's fucked up if you really think about it.
It's just time to accept it. I'm just not one of those ****as.
It's just time to accept it. I'm just not one of those ****as.
It's just with studying and all,
It's just with studying and all,
It's like 20, 30 keys. I don't know.
It's like 20, 30 keys. I don't know.
It's like a complicated math equation.
It's like a complicated math equation.
It's like a game of Whac A Mole with thousands of computers...
It's like a game of Whac A Mole with thousands of computers...
It's like, uh, Amazon.
It's like, uh, Amazon.
It's like... It's like being fucked by God.
It's like... It's like being fucked by God.
It's my fault, my weight to carry.
It's my fault, my weight to carry.
It's not something they could just stumble upon randomly.
It's not something they could just stumble upon randomly.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's our weight to carry too.
It's our weight to carry too.
It's true, man.
It's true, man.
Jackpot, ****as.
Jackpot, ****as.
Jacoby Check Cashing?
Jacoby Check Cashing?
Jaleel keeps rubbers over there.
Jaleel keeps rubbers over there.
Jib has been trying to talk Wytony's mom into giving them to him...
Jib has been trying to talk Wytony's mom into giving them to him...
Jib, that's not the fucking point!
Jib, that's not the fucking point!
Jib, um, this is Dom we're talking about.
Jib, um, this is Dom we're talking about.
Jib! Dig! Bus!
Jib! Dig! Bus!
Jimmy's Burgers on Centinela and Inglewood Avenue.
Jimmy's Burgers on Centinela and Inglewood Avenue.
Just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Just gotta get my GED first.
Just gotta get my GED first.
Just Malcolm? Who the fuck is Malcolm?
Just Malcolm? Who the fuck is Malcolm?
Kids say the darndest things, don't they?
Kids say the darndest things, don't they?
Kind of like Amazon.
Kind of like Amazon.
Last night at... At the fucking party.
Last night at... At the fucking party.
Let him say it.
Let him say it.
Let me see what the fuck you working with.
Let me see what the fuck you working with.
Let me tell you about two students.
Let me tell you about two students.
Let me tell you what's going down. All right?
Let me tell you what's going down. All right?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, man.
Let's go, man.
Let's go, ****a. All right. Come on.
Let's go, ****a. All right. Come on.
Let's go! Let's go! Move the fucking car!
Let's go! Let's go! Move the fucking car!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's reschedule this interview...
Let's reschedule this interview...
Like Dom, right?
Like Dom, right?
Like LulzSec level shady.
Like LulzSec level shady.
Like skateboards, manga comics, Donald Glover...
Like skateboards, manga comics, Donald Glover...
Like Wytony Johnson, who got shot buying a pastrami cheeseburger...
Like Wytony Johnson, who got shot buying a pastrami cheeseburger...
Like... Like Boys Don't Cry like a motherfucker.
Like... Like Boys Don't Cry like a motherfucker.
Lily, dude, that was unbelievable.
Lily, dude, that was unbelievable.
Lily!
Lily!
Lily! Get back!
Lily! Get back!
Lily! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Lily! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Lily?
Lily?
Lily?
Lily?
Lily.
Lily.
Lily.
Lily.
Lily.
Lily.
Listen to this motherfuckin' Abercrombie and Fitch ass ****a.
Listen to this motherfuckin' Abercrombie and Fitch ass ****a.
Listen to your friends, boy. Two!
Listen to your friends, boy. Two!
Listen, tell her that I'm throwing a birthday party at Verse tonight...
Listen, tell her that I'm throwing a birthday party at Verse tonight...
Little ****as. Got 'em.
Little ****as. Got 'em.
Look here, Malcolm. I want you to do a favor for me.
Look here, Malcolm. I want you to do a favor for me.
Look, do you have what I left in the backpack?
Look, do you have what I left in the backpack?
Look, I ca... I can't let you do that.
Look, I ca... I can't let you do that.
Look, I don't want to go to jail. I want to go to fucking college.
Look, I don't want to go to jail. I want to go to fucking college.
Look, it's better than what you normally do at night, so...
Look, it's better than what you normally do at night, so...
Look, these dark Web sites run off these secret IP addresses.
Look, these dark Web sites run off these secret IP addresses.
Look, we don't give a fuck.
Look, we don't give a fuck.
Look, we don't know shit about selling dope.
Look, we don't know shit about selling dope.
Look. Will, we need your help to sell this shit.
Look. Will, we need your help to sell this shit.
Look... You don't know what you...
Look... You don't know what you...
Looking beautiful. Oh!
Looking beautiful. Oh!
Looks like you and I had the same kind of day.
Looks like you and I had the same kind of day.
Lord.
Lord.
Luckily for you, I'm not one of those ****as.
Luckily for you, I'm not one of those ****as.
Make the delivery for which you have claimed responsibility...
Make the delivery for which you have claimed responsibility...
Malcolm Adekanbi is a geek.
Malcolm Adekanbi is a geek.
Malcolm lives with his single mother and has only one memory of his father.
Malcolm lives with his single mother and has only one memory of his father.
Malcolm, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Malcolm, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Malcolm, Jib and Diggy met William at band camp three years ago.
Malcolm, Jib and Diggy met William at band camp three years ago.
Malcolm, Jib and Diggy...
Malcolm, Jib and Diggy...
Malcolm, when I see stuff like this personal essay,
Malcolm, when I see stuff like this personal essay,
Malcolm!
Malcolm!
Malcolm.
Malcolm.
Malcolm. Malcolm!
Malcolm. Malcolm!
Malcolm's friends, Jib and Diggy, are also geeks.
Malcolm's friends, Jib and Diggy, are also geeks.
Man, all I'm saying is...
Man, all I'm saying is...
Man, he was a terrorist, dawg. So it's like set trippin'.
Man, he was a terrorist, dawg. So it's like set trippin'.
Man, I can't just do this as a favor.
Man, I can't just do this as a favor.
Man, if I let this shit slide, we got what they call a slippery slope.
Man, if I let this shit slide, we got what they call a slippery slope.
Man. Come on, man.
Man. Come on, man.
Marta! Yeah.
Marta! Yeah.
May I take off my clothes?
May I take off my clothes?
May I touch you?
May I touch you?
Maybe it's a blessing.
Maybe it's a blessing.
Maybe, uh, 2 Chainz called it that on a mixtape.
Maybe, uh, 2 Chainz called it that on a mixtape.
Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Mm hmm? Only asshole and oral. Okay?
Mm hmm? Only asshole and oral. Okay?
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Poofier.
Mm hmm. Poofier.
Most are rich enough to afford retail.
Most are rich enough to afford retail.
Most of those ****as just saw me and stepped over me.
Most of those ****as just saw me and stepped over me.
Mr. Bailey, come on...
Mr. Bailey, come on...
Mr. Bailey, come on...
Mr. Bailey, come on...
Mr. Jacoby's just wrapping up a staff meeting. He'll be a few minutes.
Mr. Jacoby's just wrapping up a staff meeting. He'll be a few minutes.
Musician, scholar, rake, entrepreneur, conspiracy theorist.
Musician, scholar, rake, entrepreneur, conspiracy theorist.
My dad, um...
My dad, um...
My house is having a party.
My house is having a party.
My pound cake!
My pound cake!
My shift's almost over. I'll take you home.
My shift's almost over. I'll take you home.
My style is, I'm like a Dilla meets a No ID with a little bit of splash of Rick Rubin.
My style is, I'm like a Dilla meets a No ID with a little bit of splash of Rick Rubin.
My uncle, everybody on my side reppin' the Inglewood family.
My uncle, everybody on my side reppin' the Inglewood family.
Nah, ****a, not like you. Okay?
Nah, ****a, not like you. Okay?
Nakia, Nakia, Nakia.
Nakia, Nakia, Nakia.
Nakia! Nakia.
Nakia! Nakia.
Nice haircut.
Nice haircut.
Nice to meet you, Malcolm.
Nice to meet you, Malcolm.
****a, come on.
****a, come on.
****a, I don't give a fuck. All right?
****a, I don't give a fuck. All right?
****a, run. Get the fuck out of there, ****a.
****a, run. Get the fuck out of there, ****a.
****a, school's out. What the fuck you doing with a bag on?
****a, school's out. What the fuck you doing with a bag on?
****a, that ain't all that gets killed.
****a, that ain't all that gets killed.
****a, we don't need to buy anything.
****a, we don't need to buy anything.
****a, what the fuck. Let us in.
****a, what the fuck. Let us in.
****as don't even buy CDs anymore, dawg.
****as don't even buy CDs anymore, dawg.
****as don't go to college unless they play ball or whatever.
****as don't go to college unless they play ball or whatever.
****as don't listen to this, ****as don't do that,
****as don't listen to this, ****as don't do that,
****as, let's roll. You coming, Malcolm?
****as, let's roll. You coming, Malcolm?
No problem.
No problem.
No, I think I'm gonna stay here.
No, I think I'm gonna stay here.
No, no, no. No, you won't because you have been outvoted by your peers.
No, no, no. No, you won't because you have been outvoted by your peers.
No, that's my dad.
No, that's my dad.
No, um, no. They're... They're about to leave.
No, um, no. They're... They're about to leave.
No, you don't order a Casey Veggies CD.
No, you don't order a Casey Veggies CD.
No, you're supposed to ask me something like,
No, you're supposed to ask me something like,
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I don't... I don't know what a slippery...
No. I don't... I don't know what a slippery...
No. It's actually genius, bro.
No. It's actually genius, bro.
No. Sorry. Why do you ask?
No. Sorry. Why do you ask?
No. You did.
No. You did.
Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just geeks doing what geeks do.
Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just geeks doing what geeks do.
None of that shit. I don't even know how much this fucking bag is worth.
None of that shit. I don't even know how much this fucking bag is worth.
Not like him.
Not like him.
Not too much older than you.
Not too much older than you.
Nothing about the units, the terminology, the pricing.
Nothing about the units, the terminology, the pricing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now close your eyes.
Now close your eyes.
Now I know who you are...
Now I know who you are...
Now I'm slowly starting to see...
Now I'm slowly starting to see...
Now it's my turn to ask the questions.
Now it's my turn to ask the questions.
Now open your eyes.
Now open your eyes.
Now, after school, you're gon' see a red El Camino parked...
Now, after school, you're gon' see a red El Camino parked...
Now, as long as your Bitcoins stay in the exchange account,
Now, as long as your Bitcoins stay in the exchange account,
Now, I need my shit.
Now, I need my shit.
Now, if this a ****a named Malcolm, say, Damn right.
Now, if this a ****a named Malcolm, say, Damn right.
Now, if you were to exchange the Bitcoins into dollars...
Now, if you were to exchange the Bitcoins into dollars...
Now, like a ****a was saying...
Now, like a ****a was saying...
Now, uh, we gotta get you guys some customers, right?
Now, uh, we gotta get you guys some customers, right?
Now, what if I report to the authorities...
Now, what if I report to the authorities...
Now, who the fuck is this?
Now, who the fuck is this?
Now, you know I'm not the person or persons...
Now, you know I'm not the person or persons...
Occupy Wall Street shit.
Occupy Wall Street shit.
Oh, did I mention that Diggy was a lesbian?
Oh, did I mention that Diggy was a lesbian?
Oh, I see him.
Oh, I see him.
Oh, man. Where the fuck you goin', man?
Oh, man. Where the fuck you goin', man?
Oh, man. You...
Oh, man. You...
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Look. I meant cereal.
Oh, shit. Look. I meant cereal.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, well, yeah, yeah. You know, it's 21 and older.
Oh, well, yeah, yeah. You know, it's 21 and older.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh. That's deep, ****a.
Oh. That's deep, ****a.
Okay, cool. Thanks.
Okay, cool. Thanks.
Okay, I see how we gon' do this then.
Okay, I see how we gon' do this then.
Okay, let me educate you real quick.
Okay, let me educate you real quick.
Okay, never mind. Forget it.
Okay, never mind. Forget it.
Okay, see, I don't give a fuck about all that Aaron Swartz...
Okay, see, I don't give a fuck about all that Aaron Swartz...
Okay, so, you replace words that start with C's with B's?
Okay, so, you replace words that start with C's with B's?
Okay, well, you'd have to link your Bitcoin account to a bank account,
Okay, well, you'd have to link your Bitcoin account to a bank account,
Okay, you want to talk principle. What about Jib here, man?
Okay, you want to talk principle. What about Jib here, man?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right. Wait.
Okay. All right. Wait.
Okay. Say we're, like... What about if you're quoting, like, rap lyrics?
Okay. Say we're, like... What about if you're quoting, like, rap lyrics?
Okay. Thanks.
Okay. Thanks.
Okay. Well, Lily is not my bitch anymore, so...
Okay. Well, Lily is not my bitch anymore, so...
Old Coolio looking motherfucker. Hey, baby. You're looking good.
Old Coolio looking motherfucker. Hey, baby. You're looking good.
On this day,
On this day,
One at a time.
One at a time.
One is from the store.
One is from the store.
One of these alligator bags was made here.
One of these alligator bags was made here.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two. One, two, three, four!
One, two. One, two, three, four!
Only as a term of endearment...
Only as a term of endearment...
Only you know the truth.
Only you know the truth.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Open the fucking door, bitch!
Open the fucking door, bitch!
Open the fucking door!
Open the fucking door!
Or a thousand? Or 10,000?
Or a thousand? Or 10,000?
Or any of your family members.
Or any of your family members.
Or I could have Marta cook us up something.
Or I could have Marta cook us up something.
Or I may say, No, you have to take three steps back.
Or I may say, No, you have to take three steps back.
Or just you? What?
Or just you? What?
Or take it to the police. Yeah. Let's take it to the police.
Or take it to the police. Yeah. Let's take it to the police.
Or that motherfucker's the snitch.
Or that motherfucker's the snitch.
Or the drugs.
Or the drugs.
Or yours,
Or yours,
Order some shit? See, first of all, you do not know me, bro.
Order some shit? See, first of all, you do not know me, bro.
Otherwise, click click boom.
Otherwise, click click boom.
People are gonna assume it's real.
People are gonna assume it's real.
People gonna assume it's fake.
People gonna assume it's fake.
Picture each of these kids and tell me what you see.
Picture each of these kids and tell me what you see.
Pissed right there for a long time.
Pissed right there for a long time.
Please, just give me the bag.
Please, just give me the bag.
Please.
Please.
Pound cake?
Pound cake?
Praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!
Proof...
Proof...
Quit fucking around. Come on.
Quit fucking around. Come on.
Raised by a single mother, don't know my dad blah blah.
Raised by a single mother, don't know my dad blah blah.
Red El Camino after school. Cool.
Red El Camino after school. Cool.
Remember when we was seein' that shit? Yeah, I remember that.
Remember when we was seein' that shit? Yeah, I remember that.
Reporting live, Karen Myetta, Channel 10 News.
Reporting live, Karen Myetta, Channel 10 News.
Riding around in this shit, looking like y'all came out of a DeLorean or some shit.
Riding around in this shit, looking like y'all came out of a DeLorean or some shit.
Right now, ****a! You speak English?
Right now, ****a! You speak English?
Right now, ****a.
Right now, ****a.
Right now.
Right now.
Right there. Right there. They on that bus!
Right there. Right there. They on that bus!
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. You're into it, bro.
Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. You're into it, bro.
Right. Right.
Right. Right.
Run, pussy.
Run, pussy.
Run, run, run!
Run, run, run!
Run. Go now! Get the fuck out of there! Oh, shit.
Run. Go now! Get the fuck out of there! Oh, shit.
S... Yeah.
S... Yeah.
Samo did that. I don't know shit, all right?
Samo did that. I don't know shit, all right?
SAT's?
SAT's?
Save her, Lord! Yo, hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Save her, Lord! Yo, hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Say Hell yeah!
Say Hell yeah!
Say we're all listening to The Chronic, Doggystyle.
Say we're all listening to The Chronic, Doggystyle.
See, she don't smell shit either. 'Cause you only know your pussy.
See, she don't smell shit either. 'Cause you only know your pussy.
See, that's not even right. I mean, like, really.
See, that's not even right. I mean, like, really.
See, the market's been pretty volatile,
See, the market's been pretty volatile,
See, this is a smart little ****a right in here, bro.
See, this is a smart little ****a right in here, bro.
See, this is what happens when you don't spank your children.
See, this is what happens when you don't spank your children.
See, when you don't fit in,
See, when you don't fit in,
See, you would think this hard C would be the issue, but no.
See, you would think this hard C would be the issue, but no.
She let me feel her titties and finger bang her.
She let me feel her titties and finger bang her.
She said that shit?
She said that shit?
She... She's a girl.
She... She's a girl.
She's right there. Order some shit.
She's right there. Order some shit.
Shit, I wish a ****a would try to fly drones in my hood.
Shit, I wish a ****a would try to fly drones in my hood.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit's been real crazy since Dom got locked up.
Shit's been real crazy since Dom got locked up.
Shoe program. Turn around.
Shoe program. Turn around.
Shut the fuck up, ****a. These the J 3s with the red mark on 'em.
Shut the fuck up, ****a. These the J 3s with the red mark on 'em.
Shut your fuckin'...
Shut your fuckin'...
Slippery slope.
Slippery slope.
Small batch, craft brewed, 40 ounce malt liquor.
Small batch, craft brewed, 40 ounce malt liquor.
Smell my fingers. I don't smell shit.
Smell my fingers. I don't smell shit.
So let's do this.
So let's do this.
So that the suppliers of this product...
So that the suppliers of this product...
So the question isn't, Am I technically a virgin?
So the question isn't, Am I technically a virgin?
So unless you little ****as got some pussies, I'm gon' need y'all to get the fuck...
So unless you little ****as got some pussies, I'm gon' need y'all to get the fuck...
So you can bag it up in grams, sell it that way.
So you can bag it up in grams, sell it that way.
So you know Dominique?
So you know Dominique?
So you sold on the Internet?
So you sold on the Internet?
So you want me to set up that exchange?
So you want me to set up that exchange?
So, am I student A or student B?
So, am I student A or student B?
So, Amazon has got to assume...
So, Amazon has got to assume...
So, are you gonna ask me to dance or what?
So, are you gonna ask me to dance or what?
So, I think you should take this opportunity before you very seriously.
So, I think you should take this opportunity before you very seriously.
So, I'm here at the Seven Bucks, drinking my vanilla chai latte...
So, I'm here at the Seven Bucks, drinking my vanilla chai latte...
So, now, you tell me how am I supposed to eat my pound cake...
So, now, you tell me how am I supposed to eat my pound cake...
So, since you and I come from the same place,
So, since you and I come from the same place,
So, this the latest and greatest shit, huh? Yes, sir.
So, this the latest and greatest shit, huh? Yes, sir.
So, uh... Malcolm Adekanbi.
So, uh... Malcolm Adekanbi.
So, what are you, man?
So, what are you, man?
So, when they rock 'em,
So, when they rock 'em,
So, where we setting up shop?
So, where we setting up shop?
So, why do I want to attend Harvard?
So, why do I want to attend Harvard?
So, you order a Casey Veggies CD from Amazon, right?
So, you order a Casey Veggies CD from Amazon, right?
So, you should take responsibility...
So, you should take responsibility...
So, you two...
So, you two...
So, you want me to set up that exchange?
So, you want me to set up that exchange?
So...
So...
Some ****a really needs to invent an app like Waze to avoid all these hood traps.
Some ****a really needs to invent an app like Waze to avoid all these hood traps.
Somebody called me earlier saying I need to bring him the sandwich.
Somebody called me earlier saying I need to bring him the sandwich.
Somebody snitched.
Somebody snitched.
Something happened along the way.
Something happened along the way.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a... Why are you yelling at me?
Son of a... Why are you yelling at me?
Soon the world is only gonna buy and sell products using Bitcoins.
Soon the world is only gonna buy and sell products using Bitcoins.
Sorry to hear that.
Sorry to hear that.
Sorry. I just don't have people I can talk to about this stuff...
Sorry. I just don't have people I can talk to about this stuff...
Speak for yourself, Jib. Yes.
Speak for yourself, Jib. Yes.
Steve Jobs a motherfucking genius. Oh, shit.
Steve Jobs a motherfucking genius. Oh, shit.
Student A is a straight A student who lives in the suburbs of Los Angeles.
Student A is a straight A student who lives in the suburbs of Los Angeles.
Student B goes to an underfunded school...
Student B goes to an underfunded school...
Submerging themselves in the music,
Submerging themselves in the music,
Take a seat. Come on, relax.
Take a seat. Come on, relax.
Tannehill James was a witness to this bizarre scene.
Tannehill James was a witness to this bizarre scene.
Teach kids who really don't care.
Teach kids who really don't care.
Technically, he shouldn't be able to say the word.
Technically, he shouldn't be able to say the word.
Technically, um...
Technically, um...
Tell him just like that.
Tell him just like that.
Tell you what's going down. We gon' order our food.
Tell you what's going down. We gon' order our food.
Than any interview ever could.
Than any interview ever could.
Than these other ****as.
Than these other ****as.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Good luck, little man.
Thank you. Good luck, little man.
Thanks for helping me.
Thanks for helping me.
Thanks for helping me.
Thanks for helping me.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That ain't Lance Gross, ****a. That's yours truly.
That ain't Lance Gross, ****a. That's yours truly.
That he was seconds away from defeating Ganon.
That he was seconds away from defeating Ganon.
That he would like you to come over and talk to him.
That he would like you to come over and talk to him.
That it could be traced.
That it could be traced.
That kind of defeats the purpose of a non fiat currency, right?
That kind of defeats the purpose of a non fiat currency, right?
That ****a called me and said that the ****a that called earlier isn't with him.
That ****a called me and said that the ****a that called earlier isn't with him.
That people would get in trouble for selling.
That people would get in trouble for selling.
That same year, he achieved his dream of having sex with a black girl.
That same year, he achieved his dream of having sex with a black girl.
That the public school system is still a ladder...
That the public school system is still a ladder...
That understand, you know?
That understand, you know?
That were unforeseen at the time of the inciting event.
That were unforeseen at the time of the inciting event.
That would be a shame.
That would be a shame.
That would inevitably come back and destroy him...
That would inevitably come back and destroy him...
That wouldn't happen.
That wouldn't happen.
That's 10%.
That's 10%.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's for my dad, right?
That's for my dad, right?
That's how we do it. Do what?
That's how we do it. Do what?
That's interesting.
That's interesting.
That's not even possible.
That's not even possible.
That's some gangsta shit. I need one of those motherfuckers.
That's some gangsta shit. I need one of those motherfuckers.
That's true. Why won't your mind tell your mouth to say brab instead of crab?
That's true. Why won't your mind tell your mouth to say brab instead of crab?
That's what I need to find out.
That's what I need to find out.
That's what you were studying for. Mm hmm. Yeah.
That's what you were studying for. Mm hmm. Yeah.
That's where I lay down my tracks.
That's where I lay down my tracks.
That's why I spend a lot of time and a lot of money with the Boys Club.
That's why I spend a lot of time and a lot of money with the Boys Club.
That's why we're here.
That's why we're here.
That's why you showed up all of a sudden.
That's why you showed up all of a sudden.
That's your hood, though. Right? Right?
That's your hood, though. Right? Right?
That's your room right there.
That's your room right there.
That's... You're trippin'.
That's... You're trippin'.
The bag is almost done. The shit is almost gone.
The bag is almost done. The shit is almost gone.
The full cost of the loss.
The full cost of the loss.
The incident took place today at Seven Bucks Coffee...
The incident took place today at Seven Bucks Coffee...
The mission at band camp was to give kids from different backgrounds...
The mission at band camp was to give kids from different backgrounds...
The only way to get home is down 104th Street.
The only way to get home is down 104th Street.
The real tragedy is...
The real tragedy is...
The reality is...
The reality is...
The right one, I mean, 'cause it's...
The right one, I mean, 'cause it's...
The SAT is your chance to show how prepared you are for college.
The SAT is your chance to show how prepared you are for college.
The type of protection I need for this shit requires a hacker.
The type of protection I need for this shit requires a hacker.
The... The backpack.
The... The backpack.
Their usual route home is blocked by a Blood gathering.
Their usual route home is blocked by a Blood gathering.
Then can I get at her, dude? 'Cause I gotta find out what she was on.
Then can I get at her, dude? 'Cause I gotta find out what she was on.
Then I'm going to have the next ****a coming along,
Then I'm going to have the next ****a coming along,
Then I'm headed to Chino with a price on my head.
Then I'm headed to Chino with a price on my head.
There are too many liars and bullshitters in this house, Malcolm.
There are too many liars and bullshitters in this house, Malcolm.
There are Web sites that sell a lot of things...
There are Web sites that sell a lot of things...
There was a lot going on at the time.
There was a lot going on at the time.
There would be a really, really small chance of it getting traced...
There would be a really, really small chance of it getting traced...
There. Right here. Right ahead.
There. Right here. Right ahead.
There's a Baskin Robbins down the street. Enjoy yourselves.
There's a Baskin Robbins down the street. Enjoy yourselves.
There's a nice little piece over there.
There's a nice little piece over there.
There's these sites where you can... you can sell everything...
There's these sites where you can... you can sell everything...
There's two possibilities.
There's two possibilities.
These chicks will let you fill any hole, except the pussy,
These chicks will let you fill any hole, except the pussy,
These kids are underage and I cannot lose my license tonight.
These kids are underage and I cannot lose my license tonight.
They arranged to use the music room during lunch...
They arranged to use the music room during lunch...
They both look the same.
They both look the same.
They do it randomly, like, every month or so.
They do it randomly, like, every month or so.
They have to deal with the loss of their reputation.
They have to deal with the loss of their reputation.
They know. They know the only difference...
They know. They know the only difference...
They took the game to the next level.
They took the game to the next level.
They use Bitcoins.
They use Bitcoins.
They're always getting ridiculed by their peers because they're into white shit...
They're always getting ridiculed by their peers because they're into white shit...
They're running like some little bitches.
They're running like some little bitches.
They're safe, untraceable.
They're safe, untraceable.
Thinking they can pop off and shit, you know what I'm sayin'?
Thinking they can pop off and shit, you know what I'm sayin'?
This ain't like that ghetto shit y'all ****as been fucking with either, man.
This ain't like that ghetto shit y'all ****as been fucking with either, man.
This can't even be happening. Look... Look at you.
This can't even be happening. Look... Look at you.
This Dom person...
This Dom person...
This dude isn't African American.
This dude isn't African American.
This here, this... This is...
This here, this... This is...
This is between you and me. I'm a give you five seconds.
This is between you and me. I'm a give you five seconds.
This is creative. This shows that I'm different.
This is creative. This shows that I'm different.
This is that A 1 shit.
This is that A 1 shit.
This is the kind of essay that Harvard wants from their students.
This is the kind of essay that Harvard wants from their students.
This is your... Oh, my God!
This is your... Oh, my God!
This little ****a's a bitch!
This little ****a's a bitch!
This ****a always...
This ****a always...
This ****a doesn't know what hit him. Check this ****a out.
This ****a doesn't know what hit him. Check this ****a out.
This ****a's speaking African or some shit, like he don't speak what we speak.
This ****a's speaking African or some shit, like he don't speak what we speak.
This shit ain't funny.
This shit ain't funny.
This shit better work, Will.
This shit better work, Will.
This shit started somewhere like ****stan or some shit.
This shit started somewhere like ****stan or some shit.
This the ****a that's gon' fuck you up, you keep asking questions.
This the ****a that's gon' fuck you up, you keep asking questions.
Those, um... Those kids...
Those, um... Those kids...
Three words. Did you fuck?
Three words. Did you fuck?
Three! I need that money.
Three! I need that money.
To deliver to someone.
To deliver to someone.
To make you a man of Harvard.
To make you a man of Harvard.
To put some shit in their locker.
To put some shit in their locker.
To the admissions committee, your straight A's, they don't mean shit.
To the admissions committee, your straight A's, they don't mean shit.
To the appropriate consumers...
To the appropriate consumers...
To The Blueprint was killing it.
To The Blueprint was killing it.
To the fucking police station?
To the fucking police station?
Transfer to Dominguez or Northridge.
Transfer to Dominguez or Northridge.
Uh, I guess I'm just used to hearing that, uh,
Uh, I guess I'm just used to hearing that, uh,
Uh, I'm just Malcolm.
Uh, I'm just Malcolm.
Uh, it's Malcolm.
Uh, it's Malcolm.
Uh, your lunch. It's right here. I'm looking at it right now.
Uh, your lunch. It's right here. I'm looking at it right now.
Uh... y yeah.
Uh... y yeah.
Um, Dom says...
Um, Dom says...
Um, hi.
Um, hi.
Um, is that offer still on the table?
Um, is that offer still on the table?
Um, SAT's.
Um, SAT's.
Um...
Um...
Um... Mike check. One, two. One, two.
Um... Mike check. One, two. One, two.
Um... No.
Um... No.
Up next, a fight over lunch turns deadly in Inglewood.
Up next, a fight over lunch turns deadly in Inglewood.
Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer...
Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer...
Very successful.
Very successful.
Very successful.
Very successful.
W W Wait. Okay, so you're saying white girls will suck dick...
W W Wait. Okay, so you're saying white girls will suck dick...
W...
W...
Wait a minute. You two go back through, one at a time.
Wait a minute. You two go back through, one at a time.
Wait. I have.
Wait. I have.
Wait. I...
Wait. I...
Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait.
Wait. Y'all don't have no IDs?
Wait. Y'all don't have no IDs?
Was? Let's... Let's get to it.
Was? Let's... Let's get to it.
Watching old Yo! MTV Raps episodes for fashion tips...
Watching old Yo! MTV Raps episodes for fashion tips...
Way better than Coachella.
Way better than Coachella.
We all wanted to go to Dom's party. Especially you, Jib.
We all wanted to go to Dom's party. Especially you, Jib.
We are going.
We are going.
We can backpack and hitchhike and sing Mumford and Sons songs and all that faux fucking shit.
We can backpack and hitchhike and sing Mumford and Sons songs and all that faux fucking shit.
We could use a cool band.
We could use a cool band.
We don't have to stand on any corner.
We don't have to stand on any corner.
We got a problem, blood?
We got a problem, blood?
We gotta do pat downs. The machine is broke.
We gotta do pat downs. The machine is broke.
We have a computer lab which nobody ever uses.
We have a computer lab which nobody ever uses.
We have a science lab.
We have a science lab.
We have an eighth for Ashley Down.
We have an eighth for Ashley Down.
We need to find one somehow.
We need to find one somehow.
We need to know if you're gonna help us.
We need to know if you're gonna help us.
We need to set up a store to sell.
We need to set up a store to sell.
We out, we out, we out.
We out, we out, we out.
We talking about the same sandwich, ****a?
We talking about the same sandwich, ****a?
We want to enter the Google Science Fair.
We want to enter the Google Science Fair.
We were dancing, man.
We were dancing, man.
We're all rapping along. Like, what are we supposed to say?
We're all rapping along. Like, what are we supposed to say?
We're gon' order our food.
We're gon' order our food.
We're in our senior year, bitches. Okay?
We're in our senior year, bitches. Okay?
We're not going to a drug dealer's birthday party.
We're not going to a drug dealer's birthday party.
We're talking about Molly, Jib, not fucking heroin.
We're talking about Molly, Jib, not fucking heroin.
We've got diggity Diggy Dawson on the drums,
We've got diggity Diggy Dawson on the drums,
Well, just pass his test.
Well, just pass his test.
Well, me neither then.
Well, me neither then.
Well, sit down.
Well, sit down.
Well, then who is he?
Well, then who is he?
Well, we gotta get rid of it then. You know? Dump it, or...
Well, we gotta get rid of it then. You know? Dump it, or...
Well, where do you want to go?
Well, where do you want to go?
Well, why don't you tell Dom that if he wants to talk to me,
Well, why don't you tell Dom that if he wants to talk to me,
Well, you shouldn't sell yourself short.
Well, you shouldn't sell yourself short.
Well, you would have to do a currency exchange...
Well, you would have to do a currency exchange...
Well...
Well...
Wha... Nah, really, dude. What can I get you, man?
Wha... Nah, really, dude. What can I get you, man?
What did he say that, uh,
What did he say that, uh,
What do you mean you don't have a fucking clue?
What do you mean you don't have a fucking clue?
What do you mean, you don't know?
What do you mean, you don't know?
What do you want? A percentage of the profits?
What do you want? A percentage of the profits?
What if I helped you study? And what if you passed the GED?
What if I helped you study? And what if you passed the GED?
What if I want zero chances of trace?
What if I want zero chances of trace?
What in the hell are you doing?
What in the hell are you doing?
What is the DEA going to assume about you?
What is the DEA going to assume about you?
What the fuck are you even talking about, ****a? You hungry?
What the fuck are you even talking about, ****a? You hungry?
What the fuck are you talkin' 'bout right now?
What the fuck are you talkin' 'bout right now?
What the fuck did we get ourselves into, man?
What the fuck did we get ourselves into, man?
What the fuck is a Whac A Mole?
What the fuck is a Whac A Mole?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What are you doing?
What the fuck? What are you doing?
What the fuck? Yo, it was a reflex.
What the fuck? Yo, it was a reflex.
What the question could be is...
What the question could be is...
What was that?
What was that?
What you say?
What you say?
What?
What?
What? He was talking about dope?
What? He was talking about dope?
What? What?
What? What?
What's getting into you? Come on.
What's getting into you? Come on.
What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
What's these you got on?
What's these you got on?
What's up, boss?
What's up, boss?
What's up?
What's up?
What's wrong? What?
What's wrong? What?
What's your name, little ****a?
What's your name, little ****a?
When all of a sudden this crazy little naked ho comes up...
When all of a sudden this crazy little naked ho comes up...
Where are you going? Stop being so mean. I have to go.
Where are you going? Stop being so mean. I have to go.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is my bag?
Where is my bag?
Where teachers who would rather not be there...
Where teachers who would rather not be there...
Where's this conversation going?
Where's this conversation going?
Which meant he had to maintain a 3.0 grade point average.
Which meant he had to maintain a 3.0 grade point average.
While setting up the Bitcoin exchange account.
While setting up the Bitcoin exchange account.
Who are you trying to impress, Diggy?
Who are you trying to impress, Diggy?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are? Hmm?
Who do you think you are? Hmm?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who, for sport, routinely try to steal their bikes.
Who, for sport, routinely try to steal their bikes.
Who's this? This is Dom, man.
Who's this? This is Dom, man.
Why do you think that is?
Why do you think that is?
Why the fuck, after all these years,
Why the fuck, after all these years,
Why? I mean, you guys could set that type of shit up easily.
Why? I mean, you guys could set that type of shit up easily.
Will you play with me, my little boy from the hood?
Will you play with me, my little boy from the hood?
William assured them that he used the word ****a...
William assured them that he used the word ****a...
William Ian Sherwood III.
William Ian Sherwood III.
William went to... Prep school,
William went to... Prep school,
With a dick, no problem.
With a dick, no problem.
With unintended consequences...
With unintended consequences...
Without at least fuckin' your ass up.
Without at least fuckin' your ass up.
Word.
Word.
Would you go with me then?
Would you go with me then?
Would you want to go to prom with me?
Would you want to go to prom with me?
Y You guys... It's complicated.
Y You guys... It's complicated.
Y'all come in.
Y'all come in.
Yahtzee, ****a. Ooh, this shit crazy.
Yahtzee, ****a. Ooh, this shit crazy.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, man. I'm serious. Really?
Yeah, man. I'm serious. Really?
Yeah, ****a. Can you handle that?
Yeah, ****a. Can you handle that?
Yeah, okay. All right.
Yeah, okay. All right.
Yeah, this popped up about a few weeks ago.
Yeah, this popped up about a few weeks ago.
Yeah, we...
Yeah, we...
Yeah, what the fuck is bereal?
Yeah, what the fuck is bereal?
Yeah, yeah. Why stop there, you know? Why not hit Bonnaroo also?
Yeah, yeah. Why stop there, you know? Why not hit Bonnaroo also?
Yeah, you got to put the Bitcoins on a drive...
Yeah, you got to put the Bitcoins on a drive...
Yeah, you see your pussy friends leaving?
Yeah, you see your pussy friends leaving?
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? Great.
Yeah? Great.
Yeah? So maybe.
Yeah? So maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know.
Yeah. I don't know.
Yeah. Mm hmm.
Yeah. Mm hmm.
Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right.
Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right.
Yeah. Yeah, we were stepping.
Yeah. Yeah, we were stepping.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. You in the red El Camino?
Yeah. Yeah. You in the red El Camino?
Yes, can I reschedule, please?
Yes, can I reschedule, please?
Yes, I'm a virgin.
Yes, I'm a virgin.
Yes, this is Malcolm. Malcolm! Come here.
Yes, this is Malcolm. Malcolm! Come here.
Yes, um... Cuatro órdenes de chili cheese fries...
Yes, um... Cuatro órdenes de chili cheese fries...
Yes.
Yes.
Yet got a perfect score on his SAT.
Yet got a perfect score on his SAT.
Yet still claim they're virgins?
Yet still claim they're virgins?
Yo, can I get a grilled cheese?
Yo, can I get a grilled cheese?
Yo, he's over there.
Yo, he's over there.
Yo, if you ****as need some weed, I got you. Good shit. Fair prices.
Yo, if you ****as need some weed, I got you. Good shit. Fair prices.
Yo, it's cool. You coming in, Malcolm?
Yo, it's cool. You coming in, Malcolm?
Yo, let me get a round of shots. Cheers.
Yo, let me get a round of shots. Cheers.
Yo, Lily, what are you doing opening the door butt ass naked for?
Yo, Lily, what are you doing opening the door butt ass naked for?
Yo, look, we already went over this.
Yo, look, we already went over this.
Yo, man, straight up, I really used to think Obama was a bitch, man.
Yo, man, straight up, I really used to think Obama was a bitch, man.
Yo, man, what the hell happened? Who the fuck was that?
Yo, man, what the hell happened? Who the fuck was that?
Yo, man.
Yo, man.
Yo, McFly, I want you to listen to what I'm about to tell you right now.
Yo, McFly, I want you to listen to what I'm about to tell you right now.
Yo, what the fuck was that?
Yo, what the fuck was that?
Yo, yo, yo. It's cool. It's cool. Let 'em in.
Yo, yo, yo. It's cool. It's cool. Let 'em in.
Yo, yo, yo. Oh, shit!
Yo, yo, yo. Oh, shit!
Yo.
Yo.
Yo. What's up?
Yo. What's up?
You ain't gettin' shit. Four!
You ain't gettin' shit. Four!
You are going.
You are going.
You broke into the fucking USC database.
You broke into the fucking USC database.
You can call me N word and I can't say it?
You can call me N word and I can't say it?
You can either man up or run out like the little bitch you is.
You can either man up or run out like the little bitch you is.
You can't be serious. I'm more than serious, motherfucker.
You can't be serious. I'm more than serious, motherfucker.
You can't decide to be a Blood...
You can't decide to be a Blood...
You could do better.
You could do better.
You could have done a lot of things with that package.
You could have done a lot of things with that package.
You did good.
You did good.
You did what? I don't want that shit.
You did what? I don't want that shit.
You didn't go to your prom? Seriously.
You didn't go to your prom? Seriously.
You do.
You do.
You ever fucked on Molly before?
You ever fucked on Molly before?
You feel me? You don't have to do that.
You feel me? You don't have to do that.
You gain knowledge, life lessons from disparate people and places.
You gain knowledge, life lessons from disparate people and places.
You get cash minus the transaction fee.
You get cash minus the transaction fee.
You go to high school in Inglewood.
You go to high school in Inglewood.
You good? All right. Yeah.
You good? All right. Yeah.
You good? Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
You good? Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
You got it? Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
You got it? Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
You gotta go black market, homey.
You gotta go black market, homey.
You hardly know me. So how can you say that?
You hardly know me. So how can you say that?
You have a nice, happy, productive life with a hell of a story to tell.
You have a nice, happy, productive life with a hell of a story to tell.
You just go online and you download it.
You just go online and you download it.
You just... You know, there's a bag and...
You just... You know, there's a bag and...
You know I'm not the one, all right? This is all love here.
You know I'm not the one, all right? This is all love here.
You know what a slippery slope is, ****a?
You know what a slippery slope is, ****a?
You know, the '90s was like the golden age of hip hop.
You know, the '90s was like the golden age of hip hop.
You know?
You know?
You little ****as were supposed to deliver my lunch today.
You little ****as were supposed to deliver my lunch today.
You making fun of me? N No.
You making fun of me? N No.
You mean photographic memory?
You mean photographic memory?
You might have all these other folks fooled, but not me.
You might have all these other folks fooled, but not me.
You passed.
You passed.
You Piru? Crenshaw Mafia?
You Piru? Crenshaw Mafia?
You probably got all the girls lined up asking you to prom and shit.
You probably got all the girls lined up asking you to prom and shit.
You probably got one of them photogetic brains or some shit, huh?
You probably got one of them photogetic brains or some shit, huh?
You remember that game, right?
You remember that game, right?
You see three little ****as get on this bus a couple stops ago?
You see three little ****as get on this bus a couple stops ago?
You set up a store on Black Market Reloaded.
You set up a store on Black Market Reloaded.
You should know what a person like me can do to a person like you.
You should know what a person like me can do to a person like you.
You should, uh... You should work inside out.
You should, uh... You should work inside out.
You understand what I'm saying?
You understand what I'm saying?
You understand what I'm saying?
You understand what I'm saying?
You use skis on a slope... You might fuck around, give yourself a concussion.
You use skis on a slope... You might fuck around, give yourself a concussion.
You use skis on a slope... You might fuck around, give yourself a concussion.
You use skis on a slope... You might fuck around, give yourself a concussion.
You want three ****as to take a bag full of dope and a gun...
You want three ****as to take a bag full of dope and a gun...
You were supposed to go to prom with me.
You were supposed to go to prom with me.
You will have 25 minutes to work on section one.
You will have 25 minutes to work on section one.
You... You passed? Mm hmm.
You... You passed? Mm hmm.
You... You probably know him as Dom.
You... You probably know him as Dom.
You... You threw up on me!
You... You threw up on me!
You'd better be.
You'd better be.
You'll be fine, bro.
You'll be fine, bro.
You're a boy from the hood.
You're a boy from the hood.
You're a fast learner.
You're a fast learner.
You're a pussy, ****a. Come on, man.
You're a pussy, ****a. Come on, man.
You're a smart kid. I'm sure you thought about all of them.
You're a smart kid. I'm sure you thought about all of them.
You're all out of toilet paper, hon.
You're all out of toilet paper, hon.
You're gonna call them and say, Where's my stuff?
You're gonna call them and say, Where's my stuff?
You're just dropping it off. You're good.
You're just dropping it off. You're good.
You're Nigerian.
You're Nigerian.
You're pretty damn arrogant. You think you're gonna get into Harvard?
You're pretty damn arrogant. You think you're gonna get into Harvard?
You're pretty damn arrogant. You think you're gonna get into Harvard?
You're pretty damn arrogant. You think you're gonna get into Harvard?
You're supposed to put your feminine wiles on me...
You're supposed to put your feminine wiles on me...
You're the one wanted to get all cute, talkin' 'bout baloney sandwiches and shit.
You're the one wanted to get all cute, talkin' 'bout baloney sandwiches and shit.
You're trying to block him.
You're trying to block him.
You're...
You're...
Your family, your life.
Your family, your life.
Your SAT scores, your recommendations...
Your SAT scores, your recommendations...
10,000 in cash.
10,000 in cash.
Ah! Whoo!
Ah! Whoo!
Ain't it funky? I'm not doing this shit no more.
Ain't it funky? I'm not doing this shit no more.
Are you ready? I'm ready.
Are you ready? I'm ready.
Breakdance? Don't he look like... What the fuck.
Breakdance? Don't he look like... What the fuck.
Can she cook chili cheese fries? Chili cheese fries. Yeah.
Can she cook chili cheese fries? Chili cheese fries. Yeah.
Does that make me any less of a ****a than y'all? No.
Does that make me any less of a ****a than y'all? No.
For real? Just say the damn word, okay?
For real? Just say the damn word, okay?
Fuck that. Hell yeah.
Fuck that. Hell yeah.
Get off us! Malcolm! Stay the fuck down, ****a.
Get off us! Malcolm! Stay the fuck down, ****a.
Get the fuck back over here! Oh, shit!
Get the fuck back over here! Oh, shit!
Get the fuck off me! Malcolm!
Get the fuck off me! Malcolm!
Go to Coachella, Lollapalooza. Yeah, yeah.
Go to Coachella, Lollapalooza. Yeah, yeah.
Go! Hey, little ****a.
Go! Hey, little ****a.
Got it? Yeah.
Got it? Yeah.
Hello? Who the fuck is this?
Hello? Who the fuck is this?
I didn't have a choice. Oh, come on, Malcolm.
I didn't have a choice. Oh, come on, Malcolm.
I don't know. It's a case by case thing. Not base by base?
I don't know. It's a case by case thing. Not base by base?
I have one.
I have one.
I just asked you if you had my lunch. Yeah.
I just asked you if you had my lunch. Yeah.
It doesn't matter. It's cool, right? I don't give a shit.
It doesn't matter. It's cool, right? I don't give a shit.
It is time we started expanding our horizons. No.
It is time we started expanding our horizons. No.
It's a lot of shit, right? I don't know, Dig.
It's a lot of shit, right? I don't know, Dig.
Jib, get the fucking bag. Come on!
Jib, get the fucking bag. Come on!
Ladera doesn't have a set. What the fuck you mean?
Ladera doesn't have a set. What the fuck you mean?
Let's record what? The song.
Let's record what? The song.
Like Crip dyslexia. Criplexia.
Like Crip dyslexia. Criplexia.
Lily! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Lily! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
Malcolm! Bitch ****a. Yeah.
Malcolm! Bitch ****a. Yeah.
****a, what I just say? I mean, yeah, y you said it.
****a, what I just say? I mean, yeah, y you said it.
Not if you use a Tor browser. What the fuck is that?
Not if you use a Tor browser. What the fuck is that?
Oh, shit. Hey, little ****a, you coming in?
Oh, shit. Hey, little ****a, you coming in?
Oh, shit. Jesus!
Oh, shit. Jesus!
One! Malcolm, let's just go.
One! Malcolm, let's just go.
Onion routing. Layered encryptions.
Onion routing. Layered encryptions.
Reflex? A fuckin' reflex? Dig!
Reflex? A fuckin' reflex? Dig!
Right? Where you get 'em at?
Right? Where you get 'em at?
Right. Know what I mean?
Right. Know what I mean?
So, did it work? You know.
So, did it work? You know.
Susan Thompson. Steve Burke.
Susan Thompson. Steve Burke.
That's just because he's a little ho. That's true.
That's just because he's a little ho. That's true.
There it is. Gracias.
There it is. Gracias.
Took your lunch? Yeah, my lunch.
Took your lunch? Yeah, my lunch.
Uh... Oh.
Uh... Oh.
Um... Huh?
Um... Huh?
Wait, wait, wait. Hold it. Whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold it. Whoa, whoa.
Well, what do you wanna do with it? Yo, that's a lot of weight.
Well, what do you wanna do with it? Yo, that's a lot of weight.
What about the artist's intent? Dude, that is exactly what I'm talking about, man.
What about the artist's intent? Dude, that is exactly what I'm talking about, man.
What are you, then? I don't know.
What are you, then? I don't know.
What you doing? You let them in without checking the list.
What you doing? You let them in without checking the list.
What you mean? Let's record.
What you mean? Let's record.
What? They were biting Brand Nubian.
What? They were biting Brand Nubian.
Whee! Lily! Lily, get up!
Whee! Lily! Lily, get up!
Where? To the right.
Where? To the right.
Whoa. How did you guys get this? It's a long story, man.
Whoa. How did you guys get this? It's a long story, man.
Why can he use it? Okay. Because I'm 14% African.
Why can he use it? Okay. Because I'm 14% African.
Yeah. Check it out.
Yeah. Check it out.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Right.
Yo. What's in the backpack?
Yo. What's in the backpack?
You wanna come in? Yeah. Yeah.
You wanna come in? Yeah. Yeah.
'Cause I ain't ask for no cheese.
'Cause I ain't ask for no cheese.
'Cause I'm going to college.
'Cause I'm going to college.
'Cause my mind, it thinks these C words, but my mouth won't let me say them.
'Cause my mind, it thinks these C words, but my mouth won't let me say them.
'Cause that's where my heart is. Yeah.
'Cause that's where my heart is. Yeah.
'Cause this is ridiculous, man.
'Cause this is ridiculous, man.
'Cause you know ****as don't eat scones, right?
'Cause you know ****as don't eat scones, right?

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