Mystic Pizza (1988) Edit

A comet looks like a tadpole. It's got a round head and a long blazing tail.

A culinary disaster. Overpriced and pretentious.

A little dry white wine, some smoked clams, sun dried tomatoes...

A noble profession, right?

A part scholarship.

A particular point in the sky.

A particular...

A sperm. A big sperm. She's got one on the ceiling.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. When I retire.

Abuja.

Abuja...

Actually, the original house was built in 1880

After I've worn it...

Ah, I'd love to stay and chat.

All I want is for you to make something of yourself!

All I want you to do for me

All I've got is this, and these.

All it needs is a little bit of fresh air.

All right, I'll take that fifty.

All righty, sweetheart. What have we here?

All righty. Scootch in. I'll read you to sleep.

All those stars and comets don't come cheap.

Am I babbling?

And all you love is my dick.

And Barbra's Little Girl.

And bring me a fresh glass of water, please.

And Dad's big frustration in life is that he can't train me.

And Elizabeth stayed in London to settle her affairs.

And for you?

And he's married.

And her face was like the most perfect flower of all.

And I love you more than anything.

And I remember exactly how I felt when I started Yale.

And old Elias spent all the rest of the days of his life

And once entered into, it may never be broken

And one of these days, when I retire, I just might teach one of you.

And then I was picking fish scales out of Bill's boot.

And there was this person just standing there. I almost...

And this beautiful redhead is Phoebe.

And this pizza is...

And you did, didn't you?

And you thought the man was a moron.

And, between throws, off a shot of tequila.

And, Kat, you're not the only one with brains. I could go to college.

Anybody else?

Anything else, sir? A side of clams? We have a wonderful small house salad.

Are you going to fix it?

Are you out of your mind?

Asshole.

At least with Bill, what you see is what you get.

Aunt Tweedy...

Aunt Tweedy...

Aw, Kat. Stuff happens.

Awoke to flowers on the walls, on the silver door hinges,

Be careful, Bill. It's expensive.

Be seated.

Because absolutely nothing has changed.

Because I do, Bill. I really, really, really do.

Because it was established by God.

Better take this. It's gotten chilly out.

Bill, I said I was sorry.

Bill, if you say that word one more time to me, I'm gonna scream.

Bill, it's not that I don't love you.

Bill, this is important.

Bill, we have the apartment for three days and three nights.

Bill's just standin' there tryin' to be polite and pullin' his pants up at the same time.

Bite your tongue, Leona.

Black angel hair pasta with Dalmatian sauce.

Bring home your poor Portuguese girlfriend for dinner, shake up the family a little.

But great. I mean, it was so exciting.

But guess what? So is my money

But he doesn't wanna be reminded.

But I guess if I really loved him, I'd marry him.

But I had to do it, you know?

But I really do love Bill, though. He really... He understands me so well.

But I think your mother could use a drink.

But I'm glad you told me.

But it's a lot better than the one I have at home.

But not to me.

But that gutless wonder back there

But we've had long talks about staying in the tradition of the Connecticut house.

But you gotta know exactly where I stand,

But...

But... first things first, though.

Butt out, will you? Let's talk about the preppy with the Porsche.

By a wealthy merchant named Elias Montrose for his English bride, Elizabeth.

Bye, Kat.

Can I get two white wines, two beers, and one of 'em lite?

Can we change that sausage to pepperoni?

Can we get out of here? Please?

Can you change me, Kat?

Can you change me, Kat?

Certainly a profession, at any rate.

Charles Gordon Windsor. Junior.

Charles? Charles, you come back here!

Charlie didn't tell us that you were in the pizza business, Daisy.

Charlie invited me to dinner to meet his family.

Charlie? Follow the breadcrumbs.

Charlie...?

Come on, Bill. Let's go outside and talk, OK?

Come on, Bill. Let's just drink, and beat 'em up later.

Come on, let's eat.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go. Wait, Kat. I can't drive. I'm too plastered.

Come on, you guys. Let's get goin'.

Come on. Do you have to talk that way?

Come on. I'm tellin' ya, I think we ought to get married.

Come on. Let's go.

Coming, master.

Contractor'll take over from here.

Corns at 20. Can you believe it?

D'you think he'll miss it?

Daddy boffing the baby sitter is a really old story. It happens all the time.

Dais, he keeps that there for him and the guys.

Dais?

Dais?

Dais? Look, I'm sorry, all right? But they deserved it.

Dais.

Daisy

Daisy, I'm his baby sitter, and it got chilly tonight.

Daisy, Jojo... you.

Daisy, look. Daisy, this is Serena Windsor, my sister.

Daisy! That's bad luck.

Daisy?

Daisy? You help me with lunch.

Daisy.

Daisy.

Daisy...!

Darn.

Deal with it, Junior.

Did you catch anything?

Did you catch anything?

Different clothes, same line.

Dig in, everybody.

Dirtbag.

Do I wanna do the jitterbug?! I lead.

Do you know how that makes me feel?

Do you like it?

Do you play?

Do you see six bright stars and one very faint one?

Do you want to turn the page here?

Don't ask me what it is. Just don't try it.

Don't do it, Jo. You'll be contributing to the downfall of a saint.

Don't monkey with tradition!

Don't you get it, Jo? I'm telling you that I love you.

Each room is more breathtaking than the next.

Each star marks a particular point in the...

Either.

Even on the four poster bed.

Even on the four poster bed.

Everything he wants, I don't. The marriage, the kids, all that stuff.

Exactly the right blend of cheese and tomatoes and spices

Exactly.

Except my name.

Except your name.

Excuse me, Mr. Windsor.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. May I have my coffee now?

Fast game.

Fat and ugly, and all these kids swarming around me,

Figures.

Fine. I hope you don't mind my using the telescope.

For as long as you both shall draw breath on this earth.

For you.

Four stars.

Four. Forgive her. She's had a hard week. Her mother left for England yesterday.

Freshman year. It's funny to think you have all that in front of you.

Fuckin' lotta lobsters here.

Fuzzy clump.

George.

Get a horse, you asshole.

Get the hell outta here!

Gimme the keys, Kat. Gimme the goddamn key!

Glass brick?

Go ahead. Turn the page.

God knows where she picks these things up.

God, I thought I had problems, but I mean, I do...

God, next Thursday's Thanksgiving.

Good night.

Goodbye, Tim.

Gosh, you know something? I get really turned on just looking at his wrists.

Gosh, you know what I wish? I wish Bill did not have such a gorgeous body.

Got no time for boys.

Gotcha! And I'm gonna squeeze you like a ball.

Great. I won a buck more than I owe you.

Grubby's would be a better name for it.

Guess what. My sister and her husband are going to Marblehead for three days.

He doesn't understand. If he really loved me, he'd wait.

He just stood there. He didn't even say a word to me.

He makes Bill look like the catch of all time.

He said that he could hit three in the bull's eye. Can you do that?

He was just being nice. People do that, you know.

Hector Pleshette here with this week's gastronomic report.

Hello, Mystic Pizza.

Hello?

Her dress was like golden dewdrops, and there were flowers in her hair.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here you go. I'll get a box so you can take the rest home.

Here.

Hey, aren't they gonna kill you at that pizza place?

Hey, Dais? You wanna do the jitterbug?

Hey, I'm sorry I didn't show up.

Hey, it's OK. I mean, it had to happen.

Hey, Jo, can you switch days off with me?

Hey, Jo!

Hey, Jo. Do me a favour. Sit for Phoebe tomorrow?

Hey, Junior.

Hey, Kat. Come on, sit down. Have some.

Hey, Kat. Table six wants dessert.

Hey, Leona, your boyfriend's on.

Hey, Ma. Sausage today.

Hey, rascal. Come here.

Hey, you guys. Where are we going?

Hey! You're messin' up my dress.

Hi, Dais.

Hi, how's it goin'?

Hi, Kat.

Hi, Kat.

Hi, Manny.

Hi, Phoebe.

Hi, Phoebe.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Nikki Travers. You must be Kat.

Hi. Tim Travers.

Hold still.

Hold this for me, Kat.

Holy Mary, Mother of God.

Holy shit, Kat. You don't think she'd come after you or anything, do you?

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more.

Hope old Elias like pizza.

How old are you, Phoebe?

How shall I say this? In a word...

How the hell do I know where I'll be? I could be dead for all I know.

How was I to know? You said you were at your grandmother's.

How would you find your way?

How's your mother, Kat? Did you get her the medicine in time?

I almost peed in my pants.

I always wondered what the inside looked like.

I am getting out of that house.

I am not particularly fond of cheesy cuisine,

I beg your pardon?

I bet if we had designer pizza...

I can do the three shots of tequila.

I can't do this with him starin' at me.

I cheated on a final.

I could take that course. What is it? Economics.

I curse, I'm stupid, I'm a slut.

I cursed. Another mark against Daisy, right?

I don't expect you to go to Yale.

I don't know. Let's just talk about it later.

I don't need any money.

I don't need Bill. I've got a lot of things going.

I don't think she knows.

I don't want to.

I don't want you to get the wrong idea, but I gotta maintain my own identity.

I even thought I was desperate, but I'm not half as desperate as you are.

I felt like I was really gonna... Iive.

I figured.

I got nothing' against bums.

I got to get lunch ready. Uncle Vic and Aunt Rosalie are coming' over.

I had one once who barely spoke...

I had to ask three times before I received a clean fork.

I had to ask three times before I received a clean fork.

I have to give them my highest rating.

I help out Mrs Windsor once in a while.

I hope you and the young lady enjoyed your dinners.

I just couldn't do it any more, so I told him, and...

I just couldn't, Bill. I just couldn't.

I just feel so stupid.

I just, you know...

I just... When I actually got up there to do it,

I kinda like it this time of year.

I know how long it takes to have dinner.

I know what one looks like.

I know what you are. A hustler.

I know.

I like glass brick too, Mrs Farley, but it doesn't go with your house.

I look at the way you examine everything,

I mean, Bill and I haven't been getting along at all, and...

I mean, I like it.

I mean, I really want that stuff. Real bad. I just don't want it now.

I mean, I've been married two hours and she wants me knocked up already!

I mean, if you think about it, Bill and I are so different.

I mean, what if your mother had died?

I need a coffee cup, Manny.

I need a coffee cup, Manny.

I needed a little vacation from law school.

I ordered the house speciality, the Mystic Pizza. Mystic indeed.

I panicked.

I really like old houses like this, Mrs. Abuja.

I really love you guys.

I said I'm sorry. Why are you being such a bitch about it?

I saw myself ten years from now.

I see kind of a... fuzzy clump.

I see you had some company in there.

I smell like a couple of buckets of fish. What you got in there?

I so rarely get to meet a man of leisure.

I think I have to go to the bathroom.

I think maybe.

I think we got a ringer here.

I thought the only things that came through Mystic were lobster and cod.

I told you he had a spare key.

I told you I was taking' a vacation from law school.

I took it off.

I wanna go home.

I wanna talk to you. Let's just go outside.

I was flunking a course, and I panicked.

I was lucky. I caught that morning plane.

I was thrown out.

I would never use you to get at somebody.

I...

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use my comb, either. It's full of scuzz.

I'd better go.

I'll be right out.

I'll be right with you.

I'll have some wine.

I'll have white wine too, please.

I'm disgusting. But just in case...

I'm fine. In fact, I don't know, I feel kinda good.

I'm finished, Jo. I can't do this any more.

I'm going to return it

I'm gonna kill him! I'm so stupid!

I'm just clearin' the air, Dad.

I'm just so worried about you.

I'm not gonna be slingin' pizza for the rest of my life.

I'm sorry for taking the truck.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to have dinner with Charlie's parents tonight. She knows that.

I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you. Doesn't that mean anything to you?

I'm tellin' you, I love you.

I've been baby sitting since I was nine.

If he weren't married, he wouldn't need a baby sitter.

If you can't train a golden boy like me,

If you had made a study of the skies, as ancient seafarers did,

If you initial this, you can still cash it.

If you're wondering if this is the ultimate fairy tale home, check out the bedroom...

In Greenwich visiting his grandmother. She's 90 and drives her own Rolls.

In New Haven, a place called Nubby's.

In other words, you're being a bum.

Is give it to me

Is it OK to sit on the sofa?

Is that my father's shirt?

Is there a history of insanity in the family?

Is this a habit with you?

Isn't that the right word, Charlie? Like in that pool hall movie.

It ain't goat cheese, I'll tell you that.

It isn't boring, this is fun.

It must get kinda lonely here.

It took 15 craftsmen a year to build.

It used to be called the Rose, after his mom.

It was nice meeting you, Mrs. Abuja.

It was nice meeting you, Mrs. Abuja.

It was wonderful.

It would make things so much easier. I wouldn't think about him all the time.

It'll be a shame when they finish this place.

It's a great night to spot comets.

It's a great party.

It's all right.

It's for Yale.

It's for Yale.

It's going to look a hell of a lot better than this, I promise you.

It's gonna be tough, but you're gonna be all right.

It's gorgeous.

It's just... It's just that I broke up with Bill this morning.

It's my favourite.

It's nap time.

It's nice and quiet.

It's not that I don't like playing pool.

It's OK, Dais. Please?

It's really delicious.

It's Romeo and Juli e et!

It's the shit, Steam. Don't eat it.

It's the world's only marble top extension table.

It's time to turn the page, though.

It's tradition. And you

Jesus Christ! These shoes are killing me.

Jesus Christ. Jojo!

Jo, the only reason to get married is to get the hell out of Mystic.

Jo, we gotta stop her.

Jo, what are you doing here?

Jo!

Jo...

Jojo, would you hurry up? He's gonna see us.

Jojo!

Just a little bit

Just a minute.

Just what the hell do you two do together? That's what I'd like to know.

Karen, you wanna take this out?

Kat, are you alive?

Kat, I didn't know what to say. The doorbell rang, I thought it was you,

Kat, I got a great idea.

Kat, look. There's a comet. Right there.

Kat, we should really get goin'. Cos your mom must want us back.

Kat! Order up.

Kat?

Kat...

Kat... Daisy, you don't need the key.

Kat's such a good girl.

Keep it up.

Kitty cat Kat?

Ladies? Here you go.

Later, alligator.

Leona, I need the best Mystic Pizza you've ever made.

Let 'em stare.

Let's go!

Let's play some pool.

Lifestyles is proud to bring you

Listen, I promise you...

Listen.

Lobster for breakfast, lobster for lunch...

Look at that punk. I would look good in a coat like that, huh?

Look.

Looks to me like he's puttin' the moves on you.

Lorna!

Ma? I'm not gonna be able to take you to the potluck tomorrow.

Maintain your own identity.

Make it fifty.

Make yourself comfortable.

Making me feel like shit.

Man!

Marriage? I'm talking about dinner with his parents.

Married.

May I propose a toast?

Maybe I don't love Bill.

Me too.

Men!

Miller Late. I take it back the man's a god.

Mom, do you want my green stuff?

Mommy brushes my hair.

Mr Lopes left his teeth again.

Mrs Post's daughter, the privileged princess,

Mrs Windsor and I consider ourselves pizza connoisseurs.

Much less a close relative.

Much less a close relative.

My dad is not exactly a load of laughs.

My dad's is the 62 foot two misted schooner there.

My daughter did the decorating.

My family lives in an old house, too.

My father just put himself 5,000 bucks in the hole to watch his daughter pass out.

My father turns off all the power when nobody's here.

My grandfather taught my father how to make it. And my father taught me.

My grandmother had a migraine. I called you when I came back. You were out.

New moon, dark skies...

Next time you take on a Yalie, pick one your own age?

Nice sweater.

Nikki comes home.

Nikki.

No one's around.

No way.

No, I gotta go. I got an interview out on Shore Road.

No, no. I'm delighted to have someone use the thing.

No, no. No reservations are necessary.

No, no. They're asleep.

No, no. They're asleep.

No, no. You guys are right.

No, please. Please, Bill. Please don't.

No, please. Please, Bill. Please don't.

No, she wouldn't do that. I don't think she would do that.

No, thank you.

No, thank you. Just the check, please.

No, they'll cover for me.

No! I'm the worst. Really.

No.

No. I went last night.

No...

Not bad.

Not full time, just until my wife gets back.

Not to Chuck Windsor's son.

Not you.

Now we'll show what it's like to toss around at sea

Nympho, my ass.

Of course, it could be this squeaky board.

Oh, 'scuse me. Sorry.

Oh, come on, Leona. It'll pick up.

Oh, come on, Leona. It'll pick up.

Oh, fine. She only called four times, but it looks like we'll wrap it up on time.

Oh, God, Kat. Well, at least it isn't your fault, you know. It's not your fault.

Oh, God. Kat, this is really heavy duty stuff here.

Oh, great! Ladies, we're gonna eat soon as we finish this tote.

Oh, he is cute.

Oh, I do, please.

Oh, I hope your mother's feeling better.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's top secret.

Oh, it looks marvellous, Elaine. Thank you very much. Thank you, Teresa.

Oh, my God.

Oh, there they are.

Oh, there you are. You didn't tell me you were going' out for dinner.

Oh, we got off to a good start this morning.

Oh, wow! An old Van Cort.

Oh, yeah? How is she gonna pay for Yale?

Oh, yeah. Boffing, fucking, screwing.

Oh, yeah. I guess it came with the house.

Oh.

OK, all right, so he had his arm around you. So what, right?

OK, come on, sweetheart.

OK, I got the idea.

OK, let's get some action goin', huh?

OK, then, I'll tell you one more thing.

OK, two lite beers.

OK.

OK. Here we go.

OK. It's our turn, sweetheart.

OK. Now, why don't you take your books and your sandwich out on the porch?

OK. So I could run this place, and... I don't need Bill to do that.

OK. Thanks, you guys. You guys are great.

OK. Why don't you break 'em?

On her way here, her ship was lost at sea.

One baloney and cheese on white, no crust, coming right up.

One of these days you're gonna tell me what you put in that pizza.

Only those few are visible from here. They're over 400 light years from Earth.

Ooh your kisses sweeter than honey

Or a Portuguese, or poor. He's not a lot of things.

Or gas stations where you can ask for directions.

Out of this world, Polly. It's so tender.

Outta town.

People flunk courses. It happens all the time.

Phoebe wanted to say goodbye.

Phoebe, come on down, sweetheart.

Phoebe, this is Kat.

Picking ivy, or whatever you do there?

Picking up townies and luring them to your big, fancy house?

Please, Leona.

Please. Bill, please.

Put a lid on it, Daisy.

R E S P E C T, find out what it means to me

R E S P E C T, take care, TCB

Read.

Read.

Remember now, there are no roads or signposts

Reservations!

Respect, just a little bit

Rich white bread.

Right down here, honey. The one with the orange stripe.

Right on the orange, nice and easy. Just send it right down there.

Right, here's what we want.

Right.

Right. I mean, I understand about commitment,

Right. I'm a bitch and you're an angel, no matter what.

Run, run, run.

Serena, this is Daisy Arujo.

She came close to the little rabbit and kissed him on his velvet nose...

She came up to me and she said So, when am I gonna hear some good news?

She doesn't need the money that bad.

She goes to sleep every night with a giant sperm flying over her head.

She gone?

She got a scholarship and she's startin' in February.

She is really good at this.

She might know, though. She looks really smart.

She was quite the loveliest fairy in the whole world.

She won't even tell us what's in it.

She'll find a way.

She's a wonderful little girl.

She's just there working. She'll be home in a few weeks.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! Where the hell is Kat? She was supposed to be here half an hour ago.

Shit.

Should have been stamped on our birth certificates.

Shut up.

Silks, pearls, sapphires from India.

Sit.

So far... it's pretty nice.

So how does November 21st sound?

So how is it?

So I ask you now, in the presence of God, family and friends,

So tell me, Junior, how come you're not at your lvy League school,

So there's Pops, all 130 pounds of him, tryin' to knock the shit out of Bill.

So what you would do is measure each point, each star, with a sextant.

So you got a boyfriend yet?

So you like chocolate ice cream?

So, get out the spare.

So?

So...

Sock it to me sock it to me

Somebody ought to ram fried goat cheese up his ass.

Somethin's goin' on.

Somewhere.

Son of a bitch!

Soon I'll be at college.

Sorry, Leona.

Sorry, partner.

Sounds about on target.

Spices from the Algarve back in Portugal.

Starting now.

Superb.

Sure.

Sure. What do I know, anyway?

Sure. Why not?

Take care.

Ten bucks says I get three bull's eyes in a row.

Teresa? Can you give me a ride?

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks. Come on, Kat.

That I can't quite identify.

That isn't funny! Whose side are you guys on?

That was the spare.

That...

That's actually a cluster of several hundred stars.

That's called the tomalley, Steamer. It's the best part.

That's OK. I'm sorry, too.

That's Pleiades, the Seven Sisters.

That's the Mystic Pizza, in Mystic, Connecticut.

That's what you're drivin' these days?

That's where your brains are.

The answer is no.

The best pizza.

The check? You're through?

The dining room table seats 45, and weighs a whopping 4,000 pounds.

The firm covenant of marriage is permanent in this lifetime,

The great Daisy. Nobody's fool.

The guy wears 'em.

The joining together for ever of William and Josephina in Christian marriage.

The man is a prince, Jo.

The only jerk at that table was you. They were just being themselves.

The service was oversolicitous.

The stars have been, and still are, used by sailors

The story has a sad ending. Elias returned to Mystic

The water pipes, they burst just about every winter. My dad gets really pissed.

The... Mystic Pizza. I assume that's the house special.

There is no way in the world... He's sayin' he brings in more than we do. No way.

There she is. That was going to be my wedding present from Bill.

There you go. Hop into bed.

There you go. This is so great. This is just too great.

There's no way you're gonna train a dumb Portuguese.

There's nothing wrong with being a waitress.

These Portuguese girls are very hard to train.

They needed her baby sitting. She said you'd cover for her.

They say it skips a generation.

They say you can still hear his ghost walking on this balcony on stormy nights.

They should have a wedding, in a church,

They were bein' real jerks!

They were married in London after a whirlwind romance.

They're a sign of fall.

They're nice boots, Kat. I'd like to keep it that way.

Think we might get that pizza served while it's still hot?

Think you can give us a lift?

This is for you.

This is Hector Pleshette wishing you...

This is my parents' room.

This is my table.

This is very pleasant, OK? Let's have some fun tonight, OK?

This is where Elias would watch his ships come in and unload their treasures.

This once in a lifetime look at America 's number one home.

This should keep us up to date, Kat.

Thought I'd find you out here.

Three in a row.

Tim, aren't you forgetting something?

Tim's?

Time for bed.

To declare your intentions to enter a permanent union with one another

To help them determine their positions at sea.

Totallin' up?

Tourists!

Uncle Wiggly Learns to Dance.

Up at the Cape. Remember, Mom?

Wait here.

Wait up, Phoebe.

Watch your step.

Watching for her ship.

We don't have any kids of our own.

We have the real thing right here. The Mystic Pizza.

We made it.

We should get him to come here. A good review would bring in tons of people.

We talk, we read, we listen to Mozart sometimes...

We'll see.

We're gathered here to witness and bless

We're gonna have to do better than this.

We're not getting a divorce.

Well, he gets very upset.

Well, I didn't go jump in the back seat of every sports car that came along.

Well, I owe it all to you, Dad.

Well, I'm afraid it won't work. Soon you'll be at school.

Well, it smells a hell of a lot better than the Porsche.

Well, it was a first for St Mary's, anyway.

Well, it's not, cos I don't have to marry an asshole. It's the '80s.

Well, Kat... four, and you go to heaven.

Well, take it easy, honey. That's why we play boy girl. To even things out.

Well, thank you for everything that you've done for Phoebe.

Well, this must be your lucky night.

Well, you certainly seem to have the touch.

Well, you knew I was supposed to meet Charlie's parents tonight.

Whaddaya think?

What a view! Oh, I'd put a telescope right out here.

What are you going to do with the car?

What can I say?

What do you want, Charlie?

What do you want, Charlie?

What happened?

What has he got back here? I mean, God, what a stink.

What I meant to say was, these fucking shoes are killing me.

What I'm looking for is someone to help me out.

What now?

What story do you want?

What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?

What the hell's the big deal? You unload shifts on me.

What was that?

What you said about me and my father...

What, Jake?

What, you think this is gonna make me marry you? Do you?

What? What are you guys looking at?

What's the matter?

What's the matter? Can't afford to pay your light bill?

When Dad was my age, he was a steampipe fitter.

When I was your age, you think they weren't sniffin' around after me?

When people love each other, they should make a commitment.

When you retire, right?

Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?

Where does she get her energy? All those jobs, and a straight A student...

Where is she? Kat, have you seen Jojo?

Where's the prince of prep school this weekend?

Which one is yours?

Which? Cheat or lie?

Who knows?

Who would like more sour cream on their potato?

Who you wanna dance with, me or Kat?

Why do that, when I could be here with you?

Why does it hurt so much?

Why don't you start taking cash for your services? It would be more honest.

Why?

Will you please tell us what's in the pizza?

Wipe your conscience.

With the blessings of God, for chrissakes!

With the stars your only hope of getting back home.

Without risk of eternal damnation.

Wouldn't dare.

Yale, huh? Me, too. Class of '79.

Yale. I start second semester.

Yeah, if you like white bread.

Yeah, in June, with the tourists. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Yeah, right. Baby sittin' for the baby sitter?

Yeah, sure. Here I am.

Yeah, we knocked down that wall heading into the...

Yeah, well, don't worry about me.

Yeah, well...