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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) Dracula: Dead and Loving It is a hilarious parody film released in 1995, directed by Mel

Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

Dracula: Dead and Loving It is a hilarious parody film released in 1995, directed by Mel Brooks. This comedic take on the classic vampire tale follows the notorious Count Dracula, played by Leslie Nielsen, as he terrorizes London. The film boasts an ensemble cast including Peter MacNicol, Steven Weber, Amy Yasbeck, and Harvey Korman. With its clever spoofing of iconic Dracula moments and absurd humor, the movie provides laughter from start to finish. If you're in the mood for some comedic relief, you can play and download the sounds of Dracula: Dead and Loving It here!

A dark cloud came over me.
A good morning's work.
A message for Dr. Seward in the lobby.
A message from Dr. Seward? What does he say?
A nightmare?
A present?
A sharp wooden stick, anything.
A spider? How absurd.
A vampire.
A victim of this unspeakable creature...
About the message.
About the same time.
Absolutely bizarre.
All right, go ahead. But I think you're wasting your time.
All right, I'm listening.
All right!
All the things in my life I've managed to suppress.
An emergency?
An insect? Perhaps a spider.
And bent the bars of his cell like they were cheese.
And do things I would never do.
And drink their blood.
And for your miserable performance...
And here.
And hit as hard as you can.
And I have you, my darling Jonathan, to thank for it.
And I understand it adjoins your grounds.
And if she dies...
And now I take my leave.
And now we shall do the dance of love.
And now, at last...
And now, if you are not too fatigued from your journey...
And now, my dearest...
And one copy for me.
And puncture the throats of their victims with their teeth...
And sucks the blood of the living...
And tear off her ears.
And the next I felt like...
And the sun is so warm.
And then impaling them on iron spikes.
And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me.
And this is my fiancée, Dr. Seward's daughter, Mina.
And tonight...
And we will follow. This way.
And when did Miss Lucy's symptoms first appear?
And yet we've never really explored each other.
And you will remember nothing...
And you're dead.
And you're free.
Apart from this ghastly garlic.
Are you asking us to believe...
Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?
Are you sure you don't remember where these marks came from?
Are you sure you were not followed?
Are you the Dr. Seward whose sanitarium is in Whitby?
Arise, Mina.
As though the dead were there.
At last.
At night.
At the top of the cliffs.
Back.
Back.
Be there in half a tick.
Because I can see one trying to get out of your mouth.
Because the rays of the sun will destroy him.
Because we people of the mountains believe...
Behold the naked human brain.
Break it open.
But I think this ball is in extremely bad taste.
But I was just made aware of the unfortunate passing of Miss Lucy.
But I'm leaning towards yes.
But I've only been in here for a moment.
But it was so real, so vivid.
But on the odd chance that Van Helsing's right...
But she forced me to, sir. She's been behaving rather strangely.
But she made me do it.
But so are these.
But who is the vampire?
But you don't understand. I'm expected.
But, Dr. Seward, shouldn't we at least stand guard over Lucy's grave...
But, Lucy, I'm British.
But, Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina...
But, no.
By a creature that rises from its grave...
By the evil of a vampire.
By the very furthest stretch of the imagination...
Can I help you, sir? What is the matter with you?
Can you explain zat?
Can't you see I'm having a drink with Miss Mina?
Casts no reflection in a mirror.
Children of the night.
Closer.
Come along then, Renfield. You're going to have tea with the guvnor.
Come along, old fly eater.
Come away with me, Jonathan.
Come closer, Woodbridge.
Come on!
Come, Miss Mina.
Come, or Miss Mina will be lost to us forever.
Come, Renfield.
Come, we must go.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Could I presume to ask you for a piece of your chicken?
Could possibly be a vampire?
Count Dracula, it will be a relief to see lights burning...
Count Dracula?
Count Dracula...
Cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes...
Czardas.
Darling, we know each other so well...
Darling, you're dreadfully pale.
Dear God. What is...
Do not call me master.
Do you feel better now? You were having a nightmare.
Do you have any books on the occult?
Do you have Nosferatu?
Do you have The Theory and the Theology of the Evil Undead?
Do you imagine I could not take you out of here if I wish?
Do you mind using the service entrance?
Do you see anything?
Don't stop.
Don't worry, I have hanky here somewhere.
Don't worry, there's plenty to go around.
Don't you think you ought to get cleaned up first?
Dr. Seward is in the next box.
Dr. Seward, Jonathan.
Dr. Seward, may I ask why I've been brought to the sanitarium?
Dracula?
Dracula.
Dracula.
Driver, don't take my luggage down.
Echoing to our laughter...
Embarrassing, really. I thought I saw you walk through the web...
English
English.
Essie.
Exactly.
Examine it.
Excuse me.
Excuse me...
Extraordinary.
Faster! Faster!
Feeling a bit queasy.
First, we crack open the skull.
For heaven's sake, who in all of England...
For someone who has yet to live a single lifetime.
For the sake of her eternal soul, we must destroy her.
For whom?
Forgive me.
Forgive me.
Forgive my interruption...
Fork found.
From here on, you walk.
From those who just want to play doctor.
Garlic.
Gentlemen, our work is not done.
Gentlemen, we are fortunate.
Gentlemen, what I am about to say...
Gentlemen, you are about to observe your first autopsy.
Get out.
Give him an enema.
Give me the stake.
Go.
Good boy. You can do it. Here.
Good evening, Miss Mina.
Good evening.
Good gracious, it's morning.
Good lad.
Good morning, Mina. How did you...
Good night, sweet lady.
Good night.
Good to see you, old chap. How are you feeling?
Good, keep it up.
Good, master. Good.
Good.
Grab him, Harker.
Grab him.
Grab him. He's getting away.
Harder.
He may be the only man who can help us.
He must hide during the daylight hours.
He wants you to come to Whitby immediately.
He's also a medical doctor. Knows more about obscure diseases than anyone else.
He's covered with blood and there's not a drop on you. Why?
Hello, little darling. Don't be afraid.
Hello, young lovers.
Hello. Can I help you, sir?
Hello. Can I help you, sir?
Hello. I am still standing, Professor Van Helsing.
Help me, it's so dark in here.
Help me.
Her blood is still in my system.
Here we are, then, safe and sound.
Here you are.
Here, pass it along.
Here, you should have fluids.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Hey, we must be good.
Hold on, English!
How dare they try to match wits with me?
How do you do, Count Dracula?
How do you do?
How does your modern science explain zat?
How extraordinary.
How is she?
How much blood can she have left?
How stupid of me.
How to describe it?
Hunting the living like a wild animal.
I accidentally did it while I was pinning a shawl.
I always keep my nights open for new experiences.
I am awake.
I am Count...
I am so renowned in my own country...
I can't explain zat.
I can't see him. How can this be?
I caught him lifting up the sheets and looking at me.
I command you.
I command you...
I could not help but smell your lovely picnic.
I didn't know. I'm sorry, master. Punish me.
I didn't see anything!
I don't know what I believe.
I don't know what you're talking about. If you keep ranting, I'm going to leave.
I don't know.
I especially wanted to see Count Dracula tonight.
I feel completely drained.
I feel so different.
I fly, you don't.
I found Harker with his hands all over my daughter.
I go no further.
I had such horrid dreams.
I had the most extraordinary dreams last night.
I have a message for you from Dr. Seward.
I have been to many, many stakings.
I have chartered a ship to take us to England.
I have more to tell you.
I have something for you, Miss Mina.
I have you now, master.
I hope you're wrong, my boy.
I know what they are up to. They think I'll lead them to the master.
I know you've always wanted me...
I love this palace of art and beauty.
I made a mistake. I've got to get back to my coffin.
I mean, mister!
I must confess I'm completely confounded.
I must outsmart them.
I remember nothing.
I saw everything.
I say, driver, can you slow up a bit?
I say, Van Helsing, you are a man who likes to have the last word.
I see no sign of infection.
I should never forgive myself if I didn't make sure.
I smell a rat.
I sometimes forget to introduce myself.
I tell you, I saw you snatch a spider right out of the air and eat it.
I tell you, the walls are closing in on me.
I tell you, we must drive a wooden stake through her heart.
I think I will start with the first mate.
I thought he said, mister.
I thought he was a metaphysician and philosopher.
I told her not to leave the safety of the garlic.
I want you to do something for me...
I was having a daymare.
I was just telling...
I was sleeping.
I will destroy you...
I will not be drawn into such a childish exercise.
I wonder if he suspects something.
I wonder if he suspects something.
I would not miss your gala.
I wouldn't bet me last shilling on it. Let's go.
I'd like to discuss the purchase of Carfax Abbey.
I'll have you know that's my knee you're straddling.
I'll just sit watch myself in front of her door.
I'm a useless, pitiful fool who has betrayed you.
I'm alive. They've buried me alive.
I'm awake during the daytime?
I'm coming, master.
I'm coming, master.
I'm going along with you on this, Van Helsing...
I'm going to stand guard at Lucy's grave, as the Professor suggested.
I'm going to take the liberty of contacting Prof. Abraham Van Helsing.
I'm having serious doubts about this whole vampire theory.
I'm Jonathan Harker, Dr. Seward's assistant.
I'm not dead.
I'm saying, vampire.
I'm sorry, dear, but Van Helsing insists.
I'm sorry.
I'm Thomas Renfield, Esquire. Solicitor from London.
I'm Thomas Renfield, solicitor from London...
I'm undead.
I'm very confident there's no danger here whatsoever.
I'm weak. I strayed.
I've given you some laudanum, dear. It will help you sleep.
If I am discovered, we must flee.
If I have to walk, I have to walk.
In order to prolong its own unholy existence.
In return...
In that part of the world.
Is it possible she has cured me?
Is to drive a wooden stake...
It appears as if Count Dracula isn't coming.
It could be anyone.
It is easy to see...
It is immaterial to me who has the last word.
It is imperative that I meet with him alone.
It is time for you to serve your master.
It makes me so happy to be at the opera.
It must be done by one who loved her in life.
It must be the young blood from Miss Lucy.
It was attached on all sides.
It will suck on her life's fluid...
It would take much more than that to hurt me.
It's an emergency.
It's as though she's been under some sort of a spell.
It's getting on. I better see to breakfast.
It's good.
It's locked.
It's nighttime. Then it wasn't real.
It's not unusual for some members of the freshman class...
It's past 10:00. The horses are saddled and waiting.
It's sacrilegious.
It's the only way to improve your health.
It's worse than I thought. I must have nipped the vessel.
It's wriggling all over the place.
Its holy love and spirit of goodness...
Jonathan, duck.
Jonathan, get that stake.
Jonathan, I've changed. I'm not the Mina you knew.
Jonathan, let me kiss you.
Jonathan, take your hands off me.
Just for tonight...
Keep it.
Leave.
Let me show you an old Transylvanian method for relaxation.
Let me show you the deep, raw passion...
Let me take you home.
Let's go.
Let's really give them something to watch.
Let's see, where are we?
Like Lucy.
Listen to me.
Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare...
Look at the sheet, the pillowcase, her nightgown.
Look into my eyes.
Look out!
Look what's in here.
Look.
Lts purifying effect is anathema...
Lucy dead less than a fortnight, Mina's health hanging in the balance.
Lucy has been attacked...
Lucy rose from her grave and attacked me.
Lucy was my ward.
Lucy, you lazy girl.
Lucy?
Lucy...
Martin!
Master, don't worry. I'll help you.
Master, I'm here.
Master!
Master!
Master!
Master!
Master.
May I have a look?
McManus, the patient in the west wing?
Me ranting? You're the ranter!
Me, too.
Me, who has called forth the demons of the night to do my bidding.
Me, who has commanded the forces of darkness.
Me, who has destroyed every enemy down through the centuries.
Message in the lobby for Dr. Seward.
Mina, I don't think I could put a foot out of bed today.
Mina, open your eyes.
Mina, yes. Anything. What can I do?
Mina, you are in the closet.
Miss Mina.
Modern science, pish posh.
Mr. Renfield, I'll ask you what are you doing down there?
My God.
My God.
My wife and I, we love the English. Don't we, dear?
Never gives up.
Never mind. I will tell him myself.
No hickies.
No one can explain zat!
No one seems to be standing.
No one will ever control you again.
No tip?
No, it means the undead.
No, not another enema.
No, not at all. As you can see, I'm quite all right now.
No, not you. You sit.
No, really. No, thank you.
No, this is wrong.
No, you must punish me. Hurt me. I deserve it.
No, you stand.
No, you're not. Look.
No.
No.
No. But I had a dream.
No. Don't go. Please. I beg of you.
No. Go. Lead them away. I don't have any time.
No. It's absolutely absurd.
No. Madame Ouspenskaya is right.
No. Please do.
No. That would be too dangerous. They will search there first.
Normal. Perfectly normal.
Not big lives.
Not to worry. I'll give it a jolly good slam.
Not you. Sit.
Now go, whilst I make him my slave.
Now I can be up night and day.
Now I take my leave. I have a pressing appointment.
Now place the point of the stake directly over her heart...
Now she sleeps in peace forever.
Now walk to the terrace door.
Now we can be together forever.
Now you'll see, Martin.
Now, as I open...
Now, first things first.
Now, you are feeling drowsy.
Now!
Now!
Of every medical precept you hold dear.
Of unbridled, sexual frenzy.
Oh, bother. Excuse me.
Oh, Lord!
Oh, my boy. Such a night.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my. Oh, dear. Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, I can't do it. You do it.
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes. Quite right.
Oh, yes. The Abbey always reminds me of that old toast, you know:
Okay, that's enough.
Okay.
One copy for you...
One other. We could cut off her head...
Open the door and come out.
Open the window.
Or else she will rise from her grave to seek the blood of the living.
Pale? Wan? I best have a look.
Play the czardas.
Please help me. I'm so very cold.
Please, my son...
Poor Lucy.
Poor thing, it's fighting for its life.
Poppycock.
Professor Van Helsing was absolutely right.
Professor, modern science does not admit to such a fanciful creature.
Professor!
Put him in a straitjacket and give him an enema.
Queasy? I tell driver to go slow.
Quite so. And you are?
Quite so. Hungry?
Raspberry? We're not serving raspberries.
Really?
Relax, Renfield. I am cured.
Renfield, forget about sleeping.
Renfield, good of you to come.
Renfield, hurry.
Renfield, I meant for you to use the drain pipe.
Renfield, look at me. I'm drinking wine and eating chicken.
Renfield, you asshole!
Renfield, you fell asleep too soon.
Renfield, you idiot.
Renfield!
Renfield? I'm talking to you.
Renfield.
Saints preserve us.
Scheduled?
Sensuality, and unbridled passion.
She has lost a great deal of blood, ja?
She just ate.
She looks especially lovely tonight.
She sleeps in peace.
She will become one herself.
She will become one herself.
She's almost dead.
She's asleep.
She's cursed to spend eternity in misery...
She's dead enough.
She's still alive.
Silly me, it must have been my imagination...
Sit with me.
Sleep well, Miss Lucy.
Sleep.
So I assumed I could.
So I have.
So many colors...
So this is where we begin to separate our future physicians...
So, Renfield...
So...
So...
Something is wrong with me and it's taking over my mind...
Something that I've never asked you before.
Something wrong with this latch.
Sorry to disturb you, dear.
Sorry, I was detained.
Sort of. Hold out your hand.
Spell?
Stand up.
Stay.
Stool.
Stop this immediately.
Stuff her mouth with garlic...
Suddenly, without any reason at all, he laid his hands on me.
Supernatural?
Surely that's just superstition.
Surely you don't believe this vampire business?
Surely, sir.
Take him back to his cell and give him a you know what.
Take the cross.
Take this cross.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That is one of my favorite subjects.
That man! He never gives up.
That some creature just flew in through that window...
That these pathetic bars could stop me?
That was a raspberry.
That was only a ruse to fool the feebleminded.
That you remember.
That's a very lovely scarf you're wearing, Miss Mina.
That's horrible. Is there no other way?
The abdominal wall, you will observe...
The foul thing will return.
The garlic will protect you.
The hinges are giving way.
The lights, the screaming, the crazy faces staring at me.
The man drinks the blood of insects...
The most extraordinary lunatic was brought in today.
The music is fraught with love, hate...
The only way...
The opera is astonishing.
The sun is setting.
The vampire has taken all of her blood.
The vampire is still among us.
The vampire...
Then I thought to myself, Perhaps I can go around the other way.
Then it must have been a raisin. It fell off a muffin.
There is a message for you in the lobby.
There is a way, an indisputable way...
There we are.
There we are.
There, you did it again.
There.
There's a good chap.
There's something otherworldly about that man.
They also said:
They are the undead.
They had it coming.
They have no idea where I am.
They have placed garlands of garlic around her room.
They made a mistake, a terrible mistake.
They rise from the coffins...
They take the form of wolves or bats...
They want to prevent me from entering Miss Lucy's bedroom.
They're loving it.
They're right here.
This is Lucy Westenra...
This is wrong, do you hear me? Wrong.
This way.
This.
Those meddling idiots.
Three tiny puncture marks on her throat.
Three?
Through her heart.
Through those dismal windows of Carfax Abbey once again.
To a disgusting green.
To deserve such barbaric and inhuman treatment?
To destroy her, my boy. She's retreated to her crypt. Come!
To feel a bit faint during this procedure.
To reveal the vampire.
To see Count Dracula.
To the tainted soul of the vampire.
To the upper chest cavity, there.
Touch this.
Turn out the lights, so no one will see me.
Two tiny puncture marks on her throat.
Two voluptuous women grinding, heaving.
Two.
Up there!
Vampires live at the castle.
Van Helsing suspects Count Dracula. But it can also be Renfield.
Van Helsing?
Very good.
Very long.
Wait, master. I'm getting such a headache.
Wait!
Wait. Give him an enema first...
Wait. I'm coming.
Wake up.
Walk to the door.
Watch out for the foot...
Watch out!
Watch over the safety of my coffin.
Watch your step.
We brought you down here so you'll be closer to us, my dear.
We have a saying in the old country:
We have entered the realm of the supernatural.
We have much to do, and less time to do it in.
We make an incision from the groin...
We must catch him, or else all is lost.
We must check the intestines...
We must find this vampire before Mina meets the same fate as Lucy.
We must get together and have a long discussion.
We must make the village before dark. Quick!
We must release Renfield. He is our only hope.
We should have put newspapers down.
We uncover the corpse.
We were afraid you wouldn't show up.
We will carry on this conversation at another time.
We would like to perform a few tests, that's all, if you don't mind.
We'll leave tomorrow evening.
We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.
We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.
We've searched Carfax Abbey from top to bottom. There's no trace of them.
Well, for that moment, your behavior was very good.
Well, gentlemen, I will take my...
Well, ta.
Well, to be perfectly frank... Not at all.
Well, you're free to go.
What a mess they make.
What a relief.
What a simpleton.
What are you doing to the furniture?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you thinking, Professor?
What can I do, master? I can't leave this cell.
What can we do to protect her from this fiend?
What can we do, Professor? Where could he be?
What could they possibly have done...
What did he do?
What do you mean, dearest?
What does it mean, Professor?
What have I done?
What is that?
What makes you say that?
What should we do?
What the hell. Let me try it.
What?
What?
What?
What's all this, then?
What's come over you?
What's that?
What's that?
What's the matter with you?
When you come, make sure you're not being followed.
Where am I?
Where did all the blood go?
Where'd that come from?
While with your beloved Mina I consummate our marriage.
Who are you people?
Who's in there?
Why don't we have a look at the brain?
Why the decadent aristocracy is dying out...
Why?
Will shake the very foundation...
Will shield you from the lurking danger.
Wish we could have that long talk right now.
Woodbridge, right?
Would an enema help?
Would you be insanely jealous if I should ask her to dance?
Wrong me. Wrong me. Wrong my brains out.
Yeah. I still got it.
Yes, another and another until you come to your senses.
Yes, congratulations. You're now the owner of Carfax Abbey.
Yes, I agree.
Yes, I felt chilly this morning.
Yes, I have business with the Count.
Yes, I quite understand.
Yes, I'm scheduled to meet Count Dracula.
Yes, master.
Yes, of course.
Yes, of course. I have the papers right here.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. An emergency.
Yes, take your hands off her.
Yes, we have Nosferatu. We have Nosferatu today.
Yes, well, I'm not unengaged...
Yes, you may help me.
Yes!
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Contact him, Father.
Yes. I'll escape. I'll meet you at Carfax.
You are going on tonight?
You are in my world now...
You are your own man now.
You did. I saw you. You put it in your mouth.
You eat my food, drink my wine, but that's not enough for you. Oh, no.
You feel that...
You have finished your drink.
You have led them right to me, you stupid nuncompoop.
You have the audacity to touch her.
You have to know where to stand.
You hear only my voice. From this moment on, you are my slave.
You just put a bug in your mouth. I think it was a spider.
You know, everything in life is location.
You look different, Mina.
You look poorly, master. You're all dried out.
You may take my hat.
You mean Lucy actually became a vampire?
You must get a good night's rest to regain your strength, my dear.
You must hurt me.
You must remember, he is cunning.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You stand. No, sit.
You think this makes me proud of you?
You walk to the terrace door, and you go back to sleep.
You will be my bride throughout eternity.
You will be my bride throughout eternity.
You will sacrifice everything for my safety.
You will tell him there is a message for him in the lobby.
You!
You'll be all right. You're alive.
You're a degenerate. I take you into my home.
You're eating insects right from the ground.
You're good.
You're good.
You're here.
You're my own sweet, innocent Mina again.
You're right.
You're starting to look like your old self again.
Your eyelids are getting heavy.
Your eyelids are growing heavy...
Your master is gone forever, Mr. Renfield.
A bit dusty, isn't it? Yes, I like it.
After her! This is our chance. For what?
An enema? Yes.
And that would be? The theory of yes or no.
Are you all right, dear? Yes. I'm fine, Dr. Seward...
Are you all right? Fine.
Are you all right? Yes, just a paper cut.
Are you hurt? I am perfectly fine.
Come, Renfield. Yes, master.
Come. He flies, I don't.
Come. Yes, master.
Contact him straight away. Yes.
Count Dracula. Well, maybe him.
Damn it, take the cross. Of course.
Did I startle you? No!
Do not call me master. Yes...
Do you have The Vampires of Prague? No.
Do you have Transylvanian Folklore? No.
Do you understand? Yes, master.
Don't hurt me. All I want is your life!
Dr. Seward. Yes?
Dropped my fork. Dropped it? You flung it.
Essie's sitting watch over her. Good.
Excellent. Yes.
Father. Yeah.
Free to go? Why? How? Good behavior.
Good night. Good night.
Have you ever been to Paris? Yes.
He's cracking. I won't hurt you.
Hit her again. No, I can't.
I am Count... Dr. Seward...
I am? Yes.
I did not. Yes, you did.
I only liked her. Close enough. Here.
I want to take... Wait, master.
I'll close the window. Yes.
I'll touch you. No!
I'm going on to Borgo Pass tonight. Yes.
I'm leaving. No, please, don't go.
I've got to get out of here. Guard, get back to work.
Is that right, Mina? No, Father.
It just came in the post. Here, give it to me, quick.
It's Lucy. Someone was attacking her. Wait here.
It's wriggling about. Don't be ridiculous.
Ja. Yet, look.
just to make sure? No.
Martin. Right.
May I have the next dance? I beg your pardon, sir.
May I take your cape, sir? No, not my cape.
Mr. Renfield is here. Good. Send him out, Martin.
My God, man. What's happened to you? Everything.
Not now! But I've failed you, master!
Now she's dead. No, she's not.
Of course, my dear. Anything. Good.
Oh, dear. Renfield...
Oh, I can't wait. Not you.
Out of my mouth? Yes, your very own mouth.
Perhaps Father should have a look at you. Yes, perhaps.
Put your weight into it. Doctor.
Really? Of course. Only a raisin.
Realm of the supernatural? Ja.
Renfield. Master?
Seward. Yes?
She told me to touch it. Harker!
She's alive? She's Nosferatu.
She's dead. Dead?
So I thought to myself... Renfield, I don't care.
Some wine, sir? I never drink wine.
Sorry, master. Come.
That'll be 15 kopeks. Okay.
Then it's no. Not necessarily.
Then what are you saying? I'm saying no.
Then you're saying yes. No.
There is a way to protect her. How?
There seems to be one missing. It's missing?
This is ghastly. Yes. You're right.
This is most unseemly. I don't think... Sorry for the delay.
Touch this. Don't mind if I do.
Vampire? Vampire?
Vampires? Yes.
We must find him before sunrise. Why before sunrise?
We thought it might be a prowler. Would you mind if we had a look about?
We were worried, Father. Sorry. Sit.
What are you doing here? I don't know. They invited me.
What are you doing? Too dark.
What is happening here? Terrible doings.
What's happened to Dracula? He's dead.
When did Count Dracula move in? About a month ago.
Where is he? Where did he go? He's up there.
Where? Renfield.
Where's Mina? She's all right. Fast asleep.
Why did you not tell him? About what?
Why, yes. I have just purchased Carfax Abbey...
Why? He's an imbecile. Come.
Yes, sir. Lives!
Yes? I can't take it. Can you take it?
You sound dubious. No, I'm positive.
You're right. Good.