LA Story (1991) Edit

A cynic.

A fellow of infinite jest... Yeah. That's it.

A funny gravedigger.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

A million stars! And the beach...

A walk in L.A.?

About anything at all.

About guys?

About L.A. For the London Times.

About sleep, and having a boff. Listen, if I say that

About three hours. What made you want to do that?

About what you said... What?

Abstract or Realistic? Depends on how you look at them.

Actually, I'll stay here.

All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power,

Alright.

Always, darling. The usual?

Am I interesting?

An eight.

An entire block in North Hollywood

An illusion of being ready that I interpreted as not being an illusion.

And had the kind of small talk necessary to cover what had happened.

And he told me I had this special fifth sense about things.

And I don't think we should make love. Ok, we'll just have sex.

And I knew

And I only looked like a fool for 3 years!

And I stand there for 10 minutes until I realize you aren't ready.

And I swear, it's all true.

And I went down there and the chef had a big open sore on his lip.

And I'm gonna give it an 8. As I'm leaving the parking lot,

And now let us all move forward with great enthusiasm

And now let us all move forward with great enthusiasm

And now, here's Morris Frost with a cinema review.

And now, the toupee report.

And now, the weather report.

And of course you have the onlookers peeking out like they're all shocked.

And put the i behind the d.

And remember only this:

And Ron felt like I did.

And she kept her hat on all through brunch. I'm sure she has bad hair.

And some sailors lost their boats.

And that's my report. Gail and Bob.

And the other... is tonight.

And the restaurant at Sunset and Crescent.

And they have them extra parts. That stuff's not biodegradable.

And they put me far away in back.

And this is how I find out?

And what about your pets?

And what about your pets?

And you're barely hanging on.

And you're the weatherman.

And... cut.

Any guy would want your number. That's sweet.

Architecture. Some of these buildings

Are buried here. Rocky Marciano, Benny Goodman, and

Are over 20 years old!

Are we on a hill? Yeah, but it's sloped the other way!

Are you alright?

Are you alright? Yeah, I'm just going out too much.

Are you busy? I'm making 56

Are you closed? Yeah, sorry.

Are you okay?

Are you seeing anyone now?

Are you upset about last night? No, I understand.

Ariel, this is Roland Mackey and Sara McDowel.

As far as I'm concerned, there are three mystical places in the world.

As my sister used to say.

Asshole sailor would trust the wacky weatherman anyway? This one.

At least you could take her out.

Back in a flash!

Be my taster, it's a new mixture.

Because it's circular and downhill. I got it.

Because that's where I first met her and touched her.

Beethoven's balls.

Besides, they can wait.

Big deal! Besides, what kind of

Big S and D, two E's, second one big. What?

Bugger!

But I don't count on the 20 minutes of busyness

But I had planned on being early.

But I thought to take you would be...

But I'm happy the way things are. I'm getting my life sorted out.

But if sex and watching

But it got too cold and they came in.

But it's fair, since she had this obligation before we even met.

But these are all tricks! So let's forego that!

But we always know when it ends?

But you almost broke through our wall!

But you had this obligation. Why should you suffer all weekend?

But... I can...

Bye, bye.

California Cuisine!

Can have a relationship

Can I ask you a question? Sure.

Can I do anything?

Can I have your friend's head back?

Can we take your car so I can leave mine for June. Sure.

Can you hold on a sec? The Museum is open till five.

Cause I was happy all the time.

Change the s with the h,

Come back, they all do! Don't they?

Come here again.

Come here first.

Come on, we're a perfect match. Because our mothers hunt together?

Coming in on weekends is tough. My busy weekend schedule.

Coming in over Pasedna... that's Pasadena, here,

Coming!

Cowles, party of ten.

Deep sustained booms... Around 9 or 9: 15.

Dial Mom.

Did you a lotta good.

Did you do this? Did I do this? How did this happen?

Did you get it monogrammed?

Do you ever wonder why the water doesn't fly up into the sky?

Do you have de caf coffee ice cream? I'll have a de caf double half caf.

Do you have my blue pants? I took them to the cleaners.

Do you like a break in them? A little.

Do you want this in the trunk or up front? That... up front.

Do you want to come in?

Domino's Pizza, this is Julian... Sorry, sorry...

Don't bounce. I came to tell you

Don't point it at me! Sorry.

Don't ruin our brunch!

Don't! Stop! Let me pose at least.

Dropped down to 58 this weekend, how did you cope?

Either we go there and she orders what she wants or let's forget it.

England and America are different.

English, French, or Italian?

Erect.

Even if you need a pickax, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

Excuse me?

Expecting a call?

Fantastic! Do they have a pool? Yes! Do you have a pool?

Fantastic.

Figure of speech.

Final destination is London?

First stop is six blocks. Why don't we walk?

First, I believed the relationship

First, I can cry. Usually, it's when I'm hurt, but it's a start.

Floss?

For God's sake, your mother shot my mother!

For verification that what they're doing is ok.

Forget for this moment, the smog and the cars and the skating

Frank will be there. I just saw Frank.

Friends and friends of friends. And some of my gift service clients.

Full service or self service? Full, Tony.

Get in! What?

Get over here! Let me not drive! Why?

Get over! Do bullets go bad?

Good night.

Good night.

Good turn. I hate to say this,

Got this great space by the entrance,

Great. Thanks. Bye.

Had to be evacuated today, cause of a shower of tennis balls.

Harris Telemacher, Roland Mackey. You met at lunch.

Harris Telemacher? Yes.

Harris, somebody told me

Harris, Trudy. Frank Swan. Shawn. How do you do?

Harris, want to come with me? Sure.

Harris, what's wacky?

Has a bridge luncheon...

Have you always been a freeway sign?

Have you tried the Guggenheim? I get that.

Having sex with my agent. I told you a thousand... How did you know?

He gave me this big speech, how even though we live together,

He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.

He loves me. Everyone does. L'ldiot?

He said, Hey, life is pretty stupid.

He says if the sprinklers stopped you'd have a desert.

He wanted me to be in a parade.

He was funny. He taught me magic.

He's about to kiss her and she's pulling away...

He's at the bar.

He's looking for a kind of depth

He's not gonna go out anymore?

He's supposed to be nice.

Head? You should go back in there and tell them they're doing it wrong.

Hello, L'ldiot...

Hello! Hello! How you doing?

Hello? Hello.

Hello... Mom? Hello, darling. How are you?

Here you have to hit someone in your car. Some girls speed to meet cops.

Here's a Tudor mansion. And a four door mansion.

Here's our wacky weatherman with a report.

Hey, Harris. God, was I stupid... Have some juice.

Hey, it's time for the wac wac Wacky Weekend Weather!

Hey, listen to this. What? Listen.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, you got your voice back!

History will decide.

How am I in trouble?

How are you?

How beautiful. They're really excited. They must be cheating.

How come? Their skin is so tanned. It's all stretched and polished up.

How Daddy is doing.

How do you know that? When men just break up with someone, they always

How long has this gone on?

How you doing?

I BELI EVE I USED TO BE A BAGPI PE

I booked at the El Pollo del Mar. Beautiful. Wave to Jack! Bye.

I call it performance art, but Ariel calls it wasting time.

I called you when I got out of class.

I came to pick up pants.

I can get them. I wouldn't have to come back. That wouldn't be so bad.

I can hardly contain myself when I'm around you. I go crazy

I can meet you at 3:00.

I can see that.

I can take him. He lives near me. Are you sure?

I can't go. Could they take you home? I don't want to impose.

I can't. Dinner for three.

I can't. I would just be using you to get even with her.

I couldn't be a woman because I'd play with my breasts all day.

I did.

I didn't know, until it was too late.

I didn't lock it! We gotta stop it from rolling.

I don't believe it! Are you staying here? Yes.

I don't have my ticket.

I don't know.

I don't know. I really like him, even though he's not so smart.

I don't know. It's not what I expected.

I don't know... 11:00 or 11:30.

I don't mind. Let's go.

I don't pressure you, do I? No. I don't pressure you, do I?

I don't think he can hear you.

I don't think he could ever get a date.

I felt I had to tell you in case anyone saw us there.

I forgot something.

I gifted the entire

I give it a 4.

I go and pick something appropriate.

I got it! I got it!

I had this thing in my hair before. And I pulled it right out.

I have Visa and Mastercard.

I hope I wasn't too young in my thinking for you. What? Joke.

I hope your nose turns out.

I hurt my back playing tennis.

I just sold a condo!

I keep busy this way.

I knew him.

I know there's something that would make you stay!

I know where it is and she doesn't

I know, I know, I did. I'm really sorry.

I like a little gamble.

I like the relationships. Each character has his own story.

I live in L.A. And I've had seven heart attacks, all imagined.

I live near you. I'll take you. The cars are here.

I love this place!

I mean, especially since I've been working out!

I mean, we all try to prevent getting hurt. That's how you do it.

I met with Ron.

I might like the duck.

I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally...

I promised. It's a deal.

I put us in the El Pollo del Mar.

I realize the producer

I remember what they look like. I'll be right back.

I said I never want to see you. You're fired.

I said, I'm sorry, could you help me? And he looked at me

I sat up nights

I saw the house not long ago.

I should get some air, I'm nauseous.

I should get to work. Me, too.

I should take a cab. The drive over was a bit risky. C'mon, get in.

I should warn you,

I so wanted this to work out.

I suppose.

I teach my clients the point system.

I think he wrote Hamlet Part 8

I think I figured out the car.

I think I know what this is.

I think I should go.

I think I'm a grown up, but I'm not.

I think it was a total washout. It really clears out your head.

I think it's also a place of secrets.

I think we're fine. Don't paw me!

I think you're being superior.

I thought you were lost!

I toast you.

I used to. But not now. I mean, I was before you arrived.

I want to spin on the beach. They have a special beach for that.

I wanted a relationship, you know,

I was deeply unhappy but I didn't know it,

I was right? I was right?

I went roller skating once at the Brooklyn Rollerdome.

I went slamming into this 8 foot tall black guy in a green satin jump suit.

I will. I promise.

I would love to do a make over on you.

I would turn the winds around,

I'd like to turn this car in.

I'd rather show you around town.

I'll be in the car.

I'll bring it down in an hour.

I'll cook and sew for you. Just give me one weekend.

I'll have a de caf coffee. De caf espresso. Cappuccino.

I'll have a twist of lemon. Me, too. Me, too. Me, too.

I'll have floss. Diet or regular? Regular.

I'll just slip out of these.

I'll make you some eggs.

I'll put your bag in here.

I'll run and get it.

I'll take him out.

I'll take you home. What?

I'll take you to the graveyard. Lots of famous people

I'll write it.

I'm a weatherman.

I'm being filmed, I know. I'm being filmed.

I'm doing 30 minute lips.

I'm getting all wet.

I'm gonna tell you what we got to eat,

I'm hot from running now.

I'm nervous here.

I'm not kissing anyone hello!

I'm old and if I take a while... My God, I'm young again!

I'm out of my relationship, I'm out of the agency!

I'm really excited!

I'm really sorry.

I'm so passionate about you. Let me take you for a hot dog on Sunday.

I'm sorry. I was... I was just concentrating on... I know what.

I'm sorry...

I'm supposed to go to a fund raising dinner tomorrow.

I'm supposed to see my ex this weekend. I'm sorry.

I'm with her but only think about you.

I've been on a plane for 12 hours.

I've been thinking. I can be a man worth staying for.

I've been working on Sara to come back with me. I'm her ex husband.

I've got a few things to do, also.

I've got it!

I've heard of meeting accidentally and going to dinner, but I never did it.

I've heard of that place. We'll never get in, it's impossible.

I've met some pretty intelligent people here.

If it weren't impossible for me to fire people, I'd get somebody else.

If that's what you want, fine. Fine.

In Beverly Hills.

In L.A. In New York you can meet someone on the street.

In the low fifties.

In your financial sea.

Interesting people usually make me feel like I have to be interesting.

Interesting words I use,

Is an effort to intertwine the psychological nature of...

Is anybody else out there?

Is it loaded? It only has two bullets. Then load it!

Is it okay to spin here? Sure.

Is that why you fucked her today?

Is there anything we can do to thank you? A gift or anything?

Is this a joke?

Is this a person? Yes.

Is this where you live? Yeah, here.

It backfires on him sometimes.

It feels great! I love hotel sheets, and they feel

It happens all the time.

It might be just like it was. That would be terrible.

It said I was in trouble. If you talked to a sign, you are.

It seems the cargo...

It was a dumb thing to do.

It was a great lunch and enema.

It was a great project. If the city were willing

It was awful. I was completely out of control.

It was fun.

It was fun. Yes, it was.

It was lovely to meet you. Great running into you.

It was very nice, thanks.

It was... It had real class!

It will...

It's 5 5 5 2 3 1 2. Say it back! No, I don't want to know it.

It's a place for the braindead.

It's a riddle too tough for me. I know it.

It's all set. How should we do this? Why doesn't he come with me?

It's alright. Stay in!

It's alright. You can trust me. Go ahead, get in!

It's always good to ruin your best friend's day, too.

It's an earthquake. How strong is it, Harris?

It's been great to see you again. It's nice seeing you, too.

It's formal, you know...

It's just a lot of noise. What?

It's just a modern day device. I have to see you.

It's L. A, what's gonna change?

It's late. I've got to go.

It's like licking a shag carpet!

It's locked! It's locked here, too!

It's nice but everybody has weird names now,

It's no problem. We got two cars. Ariel, are you coming?

It's not a he. Ok, she.

It's nothing that some sleep and a good fuck wouldn't cure,

It's now or never! Listen to a poem.

It's really groovy.

It's really pretty torrid, don't you think?

It's the first day of spring!

It's the perfect situation! I can't be in a parade. I'm in the news.

It's where they've taken the desert and turned it into their dreams.

It's wonderful you see your mother. That reminds me, I should call mine.

Jack told me he wants to make our relationship exclusive.

Just about anytime you want. Wednesday all right?

Just call this Sandy girl.

Just relax and give in to it.

Just shake hands. Are you kidding? I just washed my hands!

Leave off alone, there's a dicker.

Let me get this shoe off. My God!

Let me sit you down.

Let your mind go and your will follow.

Let's all walk down to the pier. Cool.

Let's assume that it happened, that my hand went down

Let's go the Museum of Musicology.

Let's look at our weather map.

Let's make this easier. Suppose you get

Like a car or washer and dryer, or a book or fine art prints.

Like construction? No, like deep sustained booms.

Like that?

Like this one better? I could change. No, that's all right.

Like Tiffany with p h i, and instead of Nancy it's Nanceen.

Like you and Sandy have.

Listen, I had this idea,

Listen. What?

Look at the effort I put in!

Look how he's painted the blouse, sort of translucent,

Look in the mirror. The first thing that catches your eye has to go.

Look! I have to maintain my dignity. People have to believe what I say.

Lots of hubbub to keep you busy but really not ammounting to much.

Loud talkers in restaurants. I despise them and I want them to die.

Marilyn Monroe did that. Don't get dumped

Marriage, kids, old age, and death.

Maybe women burn fat faster than men.

Me too.

Meteorologist. I just got

Mine. No,

Mom! Say name again.

More wacky, let me make a note of that. What was your name again?

Move the ing after the s,

Mozart's quill.

Mr. Pardeau is looking for more than a promise to pay.

My car rolled, then your tongue was in my mouth.

My hair!

My head hurts.

My mother

My name is Harris K. Telemacher.

My watch! Turn off the magnet!

Night night, mom. Night, darling.

No, not wacky. Not wacky?

No, there shouldn't be any. Tell me if I do.

No, there...

Not a woman either.

Not so great now, is he?

Now, if I could get out of weather.

Now, the financial report.

Of course I'm paraphrasing.

Oh I see. It's a... You're very funny.

Oh pointy birds, oh pointy, pointy, anoint...

Oh wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind? Beautiful.

Oh, alright.

Oh, Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.

Ok, let's see what we've got.

Ok, we'll call you when they're ready.

Okay, one. Hey, watch!

One is that there is someone for everyone.

Open season on the L.A. Freeway.

Or she's trying to impress everybody. Like that big phoney, Churchill.

Our next weather report will be in 4 days. Thank you.

Pain... lying... complications.

Papier mache hats. Do you want to play?

Pardon me? A high colonic.

Part of the new cruelty? Yes.

Pick me up at 8:30. 8:30? No one eats at six anymore?

Pity,

Promise me you'll see me this weekend?

Put the do after them.

Quiet! Quiet! It's me, quiet!

Rather than an... Hang on.

Rather than do an interview, which would be fascinating because of the

Ready.

Remember when your mom found out whose dog was crapping in front of

Renting.

Reservation for two for Friday.

Right side!

Right side! Get on the right side!

Roland thinks L.A. Is for the braindead.

Roll in the fog, I would bring in storms,

Ron...

Rotten, 8 or 9 years. The Beverly Hills women can last 12.

Run around with someone much younger. She'll be 27 in 4 years.

S a n D e E. And a star at the end.

S a n D e E. And a star at the end.

Sandy, I heard bad things about L'ldiot.

Sandy, your breasts feel weird. Oh, that's cause they're real.

Sara, what do you do? I'm here writing

Sara's here.

Saturday?

Secret houses, lives, pleasures...

See you at the weekend.

See, unscramble means rearrange.

Seeing me go out drove him nuts.

Set in the silver sea of this earth, this ground... this Los Angeles.

Shall I get your sweater? I'm cold. Yes, thanks.

Shall I mark them for you? I don't know. Are these

Share how that makes you feel.

Share? Share? It drives me crazy!

She knows, she's got it.

She ought to interview Harry Zell. Who's Harry Zell?

She told me today it's not right.

She's seeing someone else? Yes.

She's used to driving on the left.

She's used to driving on the left.

Sheila is studying the art of conversation.

Sherman law firm last Christmas.

Sherman, I recieved something from them, a stun gun!

Shit!

Shoot them like dogs.

Should we just forget it then?

Sing Doo Wah Diddy? That's the mystery of the ages?

Sitting there at that moment, I thought of Shakespeare again.

So close, we're this close to it!

So good against your bare skin.

So I could tell her where it was, otherwise we'd end up drawing a map,

So I gave it a three.

So I pretape the weather

So I'll see you Sunday? I got a shower Sunday.

So I'll take that as a yes.

So make that big important call. You probably won't be disconnected.

So stay indoors, or wear a hat!

So there I was jabbering about my new job,

So your plane couldn't take off.

So, I sit back down. Then, I think you're ready again.

So, what do I do?

So, why won't you sleep with me? With my ex husband?

So, you're seeing her this weekend?

So... Good night.

Someone fell, it was an accident.

Something in my stomach or my head or my heart or...

Sorry, what? Your pants.

Sort of thing again, tie me up and gag me.

Stay here in L.A.

Sunday? Good... 8:30?

Sunny...

Sunspot activity is at a minimum, so there will be little interference.

Swap the h and the s.

Table 253.

Take me off that speakerphone! Relax.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, it was great!

That can happen. She's not going with him either.

That couldn't be explained scientifically.

That goes on after I get here.

That I can't go away with you.

That is impossible.

That low of 58 that made the weekend a real weenie shrinker.

That was a lozenge. My mouth shouldn't accept lozenges right now.

That'll keep the water out, and water's what ruins a dead body.

That's a job for Supergirl.

That's disguisting.

That's fine.

That's good. I mean it's fine that I can drive with you.

That's my friend, smart, pretty, and quite a fat burner.

That's none of your business.

That's once.

That's the first fifteen minutes, then what?

That's the weather.

That's we bought with you. You do intellectual stuff. Intellectual?

That's when we should be there.

The Americans sue them.

The cats were out until 10:00 but it got too cold and they came in.

The cats were out until around 10:00

The chicken. You can have the chichen.

The desert outside Santa Fe,

The Duck? The Duck knew. Say the word and divide 100 dollars.

The English keep civil relations with their ex's.

The film, Sliced Up Mommy,

The first of them was about to happen.

The magician, Blunderman.

The most powerful agent in town. Beyond powerful. The miracle worker.

The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to overlook that.

The Revenge, here.

The right word, attitude, plan...

The second reason was, I was a big dumb male.

The sign spoke to me.

The station wants to try serious news

The tree of life in the Arab emirates of Bahrain,

The way his leg is smashed up against her...

The weather will change your life, twice.

Then... After he made love to you, what?

Then... After he made love to you, what?

There are only two things in my life I will never forget.

There are two events in my life that I consider magical,

There are two reasons for the detour I was embarking on.

There comes a time when it's now or never!

There goes our cover. There are no secrets anymore. I think there is.

There is, but it's impossible. Does she like you?

There was no shower? I didn't go at the last minute.

There were clouds here but the Council decided against it, so there's no rain

There's a bond among men!

There's a low

There's one thing I need to know.

There's this new restaurant...

These are not things grown ups do! I'm the only sane thing in your life.

They all have both.

They have classes for that? It's harder than it looks.

They're great.

They're great. They purify you. They do it in a place in Santa Monica.

They're not ready yet. We'll call you. What's the number?

This bloke's been here 35 years.

This breeze is great!

This has gone on since the 80's?

This house is Greek revival. The Greek owner must be revived every day.

This is Ariel.

This is everything I didn't want.

This is Harris K. Telemacher

This is him!

This is news! This is truth! ...Telemacher with his report.

This is one of the people I spoke about.

This is Sara McDowel.

This is the sign I told you about.

This other Eden...

This was his idea.

This way, please.

Those daisies are 3.

Those paintings of food got me hungry. I could eat some paintings of food.

Three years. Three years! I'm sorry.

Through the wall. What is it? Somebody's doing it.

To build the greatest private museum in the world.

To cook a couple of tomatoes.

To partially finance my private museum. It would be

To see other people. I said ok, but

Today will be rough. There's coffee.

Trudi wasn't for me. The only fun we had was sex and watching TV.

TV are fun, you really got something. What happened to my plant?

Um, 5:30.

Unless I drove your car and you went with her...

Used '88 Mercedes, unchanged at 26, 100 dollars.

Used to be a woman, now she's dead.

Verdi's baton.

Visa.

Walk?

Wanna know how long it takes a body to rot? Boy, do we!

Want our specials?

Want some juice? Sure.

Want to walk with us?

Wasn't that girl, Sara, awful?

Watch out L.A., it's major gridlock out there this morning...

Waving is not what I do best. It looks fake. That's a great wave!

We can see how it is.

We can take you...

We didn't know what to say so we wandered down Melrose

We got a hundred different ways

We got hot bread, milk fed veal and new potatoes,

We got primavera pasta, and six different kinds of meat!

We got spicy guacamole

We met on a hit in West Hollywood.

We might meet people at the Ysidero,

We saw them together. So, I see this film,

We should be there in an hour and half.

We tried that once, but you started laughing.

We'd see each other, take it easy at first and then...

We'll be right back after this commercial ad.

We'll just have some sun, and snow, and 72 and snow is what we'll have.

We're late, aren't we? It's only one.

Weather guy!

Well, how was that?

Well, I always like pointing.

Well, I'll work on it.

Well, I'm confused.

Well, if they're not already

Well...

What a surprise this weekend when the weather turned unseasonably low.

What class are you taking? For spokesmodeling.

What did he say?

What do you do, Rollie? I deal in English paintings.

What do you give the flight? What? On a scale of 1 to 10.

What do you say, Roland?

What do you want?

What if I were to go?

What if we went away for the weekend, like Santa Barbara?

What is a spokesmodel? Just a model

What is good about waving at people? It's gonna make you beloved.

What is it?

What might you order?

What now?

What time?

What was Sam Spade's partner's name? Archer.

What were you doing in there? That's the girl I like.

What would you like to eat?

What?

What? How would it work?

What's that clanging sound? It's my damn testicles.

What's the matter? I don't know.

What's the matter? You ok? Oh, sorry... I'm okay.

What's this?

What's today? Thursday.

What's wacky about your last forecast? To me it was wacky.

What's wacky?

What's with that accent? It's because she's English.

When can a person start making noise? What kind of noise?

When do people here get up?

When I'm around you, I find myself showing off,

When the weather

When Wittgenstein's house was built, language philosophy hit the Bauhaus.

When? Friday. Friday okay?

When's pick up?

Where are the keys? In the ignition. How did the car get locked?

Where are you headed?

Where be your gibes now?

Where do you spend your summers?

Where do you summer?

Where is he now?

Where will we stay?

Where's June? Upstairs, recovering from the alcohol.

Which is the idiot's version of being interesting.

Who are we having lunch with?

Who are you?

Who knew Groucho's secret word?

Who played The Beav? Jerry Mathers. Yes!

Who speaks, and she points at things like merchandise,

Who was he?

Who was Howdy Doody's closest friend? Buffalo Bob.

Who wrote the Tonight Show theme?

Who'll be buried here? His name?

Who's daddy?

Whose grave is this?

Why do you have to be so snotty?

Why don't you join us? That would be neat. No,

Why is it that we don't always recognize when love begins,

Why?

Why? With this financial statement, you think you can have the duck?

Will you be quiet!

Will you come?

Will you stop predicting things!

William Shakespeare.

Winds 5 to 10 miles an hour, gusting to 15 in the late afternoon.

With me as the anchor. No laughing or chit chatting.

With Sara was impossible.

With stoned eyes and said: Let your mind go and your body will follow.

With the wiggy weekend weather.

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...

Working on that. But I forgive you.

Wouldn't be good to go away with you.

Wow, I'm done already.

Wow! That was really something! It was fantastic,

Yeah, fine.

Yeah, I should take a bath. Monday?

Yeah, no problem. That's good, I live in the valley.

Yeah, you got your ex, and I got that whole bridge thing.

Yeah, you're the reporter. Journalist.

Yeah. Me, too. So that's sort of out.

Yeah. Where do you wanna go?

Yeah... but I projected back when I found out.

Yeah... sorry. We're moving too fast.

Yes, he's nice, isn't he? Yeah, it's interesting that you

Yes, I'm on TV.

Yes, possibly. I want you back.

Yes, you're the first ones to arrive.

Yes!

You and Trudy broke up? I knew your relationship was a two.

You can urge her in one direction.

You can't. You can't.

You come down and we honor it.

You don't know how unattractive hate is. Excuse me!

You don't. What?

You ever had a high colonic?

You guys should be alone. Don't be silly. We can't do that. Come on.

You have a lot of verve.

You have a PhD. In Arts and Humanities. I do.

You have to forgive Sara. I'm sorry, it was a

You have to stand up straight, or they won't be right. Ok.

You just broke up with someone?

You know how that made me feel? You didn't even know it was me!

You know, a kind of cultural tour of L.A.

You little cocker!

You look nice.

You look so ready that I get ready and I get up and stand by the door,

You look... fabulous!

You lost your boat? Yes.

You mean an enema? Yeah.

You must be exhausted.

You must have a boyfriend? He doesn't care. He can't care.

You play the tuba? No.

You should never have more than 7 points. Earrings are 2 points.

You sold me some pants and a tie.

You son of a bitch!

You speak all those languages? No, just English.

You tell me? We just decided I should tell you.

You were out last night? Yeah.

You won't see Dan Rather in a parade. 15 seconds to air.

You'll run that on Saturday? Pretaping the weather?

You're fired.

You're just jealous. I don't know.

You're nobody in L.A. Unless you live in a house with a big door.

You're not doing anything wrong.

You're passionate. You just keep denying it.

You're rollerskating, amusing yourself, your friends, and me.

You're taking a course in conversation? Yes.

You're the only normal one,

You're with your ex, and you're really giving it to my best friend!

You've come all this way. We really should give it another try.

You've come to the right place.

You've really blown it. Let's all go out for dinner.

Your best friend? You've never even seen him without me!

Your house and she put their name on paper in the center of the pile?

Your merriment that would set the table on a roar?

Your name again?

Your number from Trudi Cowles. I want to interview you for my piece.

Your throat, grabbed your heart and squoze it!

Your ticket, please. It's the cream thingy, there.

Your usual table, Mr. Christopher? No, a good one.

2 3 1 2. Geez, now I know it. 5 5 5...

5 5 5 2... Stop it! You'll make me memorize it!

5 5 5...

5:30 or 10:30?

20 minutes past one...

72...

Done.

Is this a joke or something?

Name it.

Oh, do it again!

What?

Would you stop predicting then?

...Cynthia. Sara was just in London.

...electrical currents...

...L'ldiot. I've heard of that. L'ldiot, you and me on Friday.

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