A Sonny Chiba triple feature.
A Vietnam movie?
Actually, I don't like The Partridge Family.
Ain't she the sweetest goddamn thing you ever saw in your whole life?
Alabama is moving on to some greener pastures.
Alabama, where's our coke? And where's Clarence?
ALABAMA: all of your money problems are gonna be over.
ALABAMA: Amid the chaos of that day...
ALABAMA: Can I peek?
ALABAMA: Have you gotten your mail yet? Well, no, my roommate Floyd...
ALABAMA: Hello?
ALABAMA: Hello? Hi.
ALABAMA: Hi, I'm Alabama. DICK: Clarence, you look good!
ALABAMA: Hi. FLOYD: Yes.
ALABAMA: I should.
ALABAMA: Is he supposed to be a good guy?
ALABAMA: It's a helicopter.
ALABAMA: Oh, God!
ALABAMA: Oh, wow!
ALABAMA: Sure, why not?
ALABAMA: Sweetie!
ALABAMA: Sweetie!
ALABAMA: The bottom of the ninth, Mr. Worley.
ALABAMA: The Oriental?
ALABAMA: Uh uh.
ALABAMA: Whoo! Woo!
ALABAMA: Yeah, just a little bit, I'm not much of a wine gal.
ALABAMA: You have got popcorn all over you.
All I got is fucking Floyd.
All right, all right. It's all right. Elliot knows me.
All right, he's kind of paranoid, I didn't tell you nothing.
All right, I am turning the lights on. Okay, open them.
All right, I'm Marty.
All right, peep this.
All right, so what did you tell him?
All right, this is my friend Dick Richie's number and address...
All right! Here we go!
All right?
All right? I mean, I'm not putting him down, here.
All right? If I had time for a courtship, Lee, I would.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. No more Mr. Fucking Nice Guy.
All those assholes make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books.
All you're going to find is this right here.
Almost four years.
Along with his pimping and other affairs...
Always have, always will.
Always have.
Always will.
Am I correct?
Am I lying?
And a million bucks! Small bills! And fast!
And all day long I'm seeing and hearing people doing exactly...
And all it says is, Dear Clarence, because I couldn't write any more.
And besides, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter. Okay?
And by the way, I ain't gonna be alone. I'm bringing my lovely wife.
And Clarence, he can do whatever he wants with it.
And Coming Home in a Body Bag, that was a fucking movie.
And guys you don't know. And more importantly, they don't know you.
And he knows it.
And he snagged this coke, but he's a good cop with a wife and a kid.
And he wants a sample bag.
And he'd say:
And he'll talk to you. If after talking to you he likes you...
And hop onto that waterbed. And watch X rated movies...
And I can't believe I didn't look under the fucking bed.
And I don't want anybody else.
And I feel really goofy saying this...
And I know where you live.
And I need you and your abilities to distribute it.
And I never thought to ask.
And I really wish somebody would just come to my rescue and everything will be all right.
And I think you make a real cute couple.
And I would make a million dollar bet that Alabama is at the same address.
And if you don't believe me, you can look it up.
And it won't ever get that good again.
And just tell him what's what. And if he tells you...
And later on in the story, he gets in this fight with this Nazi bastard.
And maybe one day, when I start being a successful actor...
And on that TV over there, since you've been in the room...
And once you leave town, I wouldn't even worry about it.
And she had a half ****** kid. Now...
And sometimes Clarence asks me what would I have done if he had died.
And that envelope right there, it's some pay off money.
And that things would be much like they are now.
And that's the last I saw of him...
And the Kraut, he grabs hold of the chain.
And then you go, and you keep driving and you keep driving.
And to do that, we've gotta show in court, beyond any reasonable doubt...
And we know something is rotten in Denmark, because this guy...
And when it comes to relationships...
And when's he coming back?
And you got access to all kinds of money and shit like that.
And you guys just settle this by yourselves.
And you're not going to fucking believe what he's got to say.
And you've already given up your shit.
And your great, great, great...
And, Floyd, why don't you get out of my beer and get a fucking job?
And, Lee, you're no idiot.
Answer me!
Anything else?
Anything happens, we'll be there like fucking gangbusters, okay?
Apparently, I'm not as dumb as you fucking think I am, am I?
Are you speaking of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley?
As if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response.
As long as you're not at the scene of the crime...
As the sun sets slowly in the west we bid you a fine farewell.
Ask me that one a little bit later.
At the Beverly Ambassador.
Babalu, you were perfect.
Baby!
Bama, I gotta ask you a question. Who and what is a Drexl?
Bama, you really got that playing basketball?
Bama.
Basically, Clarence, guys I don't know.
Because I'm your son.
Because you could have been a real dick.
Because you looked like a nice guy.
Because you...
Being that's what you have.
Boris, be nice. Make everybody some coffee. Okay?
Boris, get me another cup of coffee, will you?
Boris, get me another cup of coffee, will you?
Boris, please. I'm meeting people right now, okay?
Boris, shut the fuck up! We're all going to die here, these are cops.
Boris, we got all kinds of sandwich shit back there...
BORIS: I need an ambulance!
BORIS: Lee. What?
BORIS: So, they're cops. Who gives a shit!
BORIS: We could kill all of you and you fucking know it.
Both of you put the fucking guns on the floor now!
Bring the whole fucking cast, all right?
But don't expect me and my friends to hang around forever...
But every once in a while it goes the other way too.
But he works as an assistant to a very big movie producer named Lee Donowitz.
But I always do.
But I know exactly where your white ass is coming from.
But I think I love you.
But I'm fairly confident you're just here to do business, so look.
But I'm not in that position.
But if I did eat some pussy...
But knowing you and me, we can jump on any one of those planes out there...
But slow it down, man.
But the boss, he's a pretty nice guy. He lets you borrow money...
But the dream was real...
But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get.
But what makes you think that I would do that?
But you're telling me everything.
But you're the last person in the world that I expected to see this morning.
But your son, fuckhead that he is...
But, until that day, I ain't got nothing. All right?
But, well...
By the way, have you seen your lovely little wife today?
Bye, Daddy!
Bye, Daddy. Hope to see you again soon.
Bye,bye.
Call girls have pimps.
Can't breathe?
Cancun, why Cancun?
Cancun.
Choose a fucking lane!
Clarence and Alabama Go To Cancun. Don't you think?
Clarence says we got to go.
Clarence Worley?
Clarence, do you have any idea how difficult that is going to be?
Clarence, he didn't do anything, what the fuck are you ?
Clarence, it's great to hear from you, what's going on?
Clarence, what the fuck did you bring that for?
Clarence, you are without a doubt
Clarence, you are, without a doubt, the dumbest motherfucker...
CLARENCE: all of his money problems are gonna be over.
CLARENCE: Anything stronger?
CLARENCE: Dick, this is Alabama. Alabama, this is Dick.
CLARENCE: Did I ever tell you how much I hate airports?
CLARENCE: Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anything.
CLARENCE: Hang on a second.
CLARENCE: Holy shit, look at this. Do you believe this?
CLARENCE: How long have you been living here?
CLARENCE: I can't see.
CLARENCE: I just want to make sure we got everything. Here I go.
CLARENCE: I mean, in that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing...
CLARENCE: I said get on your fucking knees! DICK: Clarence, what the fuck?
CLARENCE: I was only playing around, I just had to be sure.
CLARENCE: Is that what these are? Dailies?
CLARENCE: It'll get you high. What?
CLARENCE: Just great stories, great characters, beautiful artwork.
CLARENCE: Me too, Boris.
CLARENCE: Mr. Donowitz?
CLARENCE: Tell him as of tomorrow ALABAMA: As of tomorrow
CLARENCE: Thanks. Thanks a lot.
CLARENCE: Top of the morning to you, Mrs. Worley.
CLARENCE: Uh, tomorrow.
CLARENCE: Well, Lee, it's like this.
CLARENCE: What's this one called, anyway?
CLARENCE: Yeah, that is a great issue.
CLARENCE: Yeah, the one in black.
CLARENCE: You had a pimp?
CLARENCE: You know, Lee, most of these movies that win a lot of Oscars...
Clarence.
Clarence. He's sick, man.
Clarence...
Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday.
Clean clothes.
CLIFFORD: Clarence...
CLIFFORD: I can, but I don't.
CLIFFORD: Your ancestors are ******s.
Coca leaves.
Cody, on three.
Cody!
Come again?
Come back with something that tells me where that asshole went.
Come here! I look fucking ridiculous! Get up! Laugh it up!
Come on, Alabama. We're taking off. Kiss Pops goodbye.
Come on, Clarence. Don't insult me, just call me Lee.
Come on, come on! Come on!
Come on, Dick.
Come on, eat something, you'll feel better.
Come on, everybody, don't be shy. Come on in. Come on in.
Come on, I'm starving. Let's go get something to eat. Who's this?
Come on, laugh it up!
Come on, please just write it down.
Come on, Rommel. Come on, boy, come on, come on.
Come on, what the fuck is waiting for us up there, huh?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, I'll give you one shot because I like you.
Coming Home in a Body Bag is my favorite movie of all time.
Convince him.
Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?
Could you just find out if they know anything about us?
Dick is my He's my friend. He's in my acting class.
Dick Richie! Dick Richie!
Dick, if you were just a fucking actor, you never would have got in the room.
DICK: Did you tell him I was an actor?
DICK: Floyd.
DICK: I'm out, Floyd, I'm out. Are you here? No, he's not here.
DICK: Nice to meet you!
DICK: Quit playing around.
DICK: This is Floyd. CLARENCE: Floyd, all right.
DICK: What did he say?
DICK: You all right? You all right?
DICK: You can't help me out every now and then?
DICK: You've got a hell of a lot of cocaine here, man.
Did you put it under the bed?
DIMES: All right, let's be nice, guys, come on.
DIMES: Just talk regular, Elliot. ELLIOT: I'm sorry.
DIMES: Of course you'll only want to fuck her in the ass...
DIMES: You're going to be okay.
Dirty cops, well, we got to get Internal Affairs on this.
Do you have a fella?
Do you know what time it is?
Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley?
Do you like to get pie after you see a good movie?
Do you love him?
Do you realize how much fucking coke you have here?
Do you want a bite of my pie?
DON: What you motherfuckers talking about?
Don't condescend me, man. I'll fucking kill you, man.
Don't fucking move!
Don't worry about nothing, all right? It's all going to work out for us.
Don't worry, Daddy. I'm going to keep this fellow on a short leash.
Don't worry, I'll desire.
Don't you die on me.
Don't you know that my films have grossed more than 2.8 billion, Clarence?
Don't you want to count your money?
Don't you? Huh? Oh, yeah.
Dr. Zhivago is a pretty big movie, you know.
Drexl had an association with a fellow named Blue Lou Boyle.
Drexl, any ****** says he don't eat pussy's lying his ass off.
DREXL: Shit, man, you done fucked up again.
Drexl? What's a Drexl?
Drug related? Why drug related?
E99!E99!E99!
Easy,easy,easy.
Elliot Blitzer.
Elliot looks a little green.
Elliot tells me that you're fronting for a dirty cop.
Elliot what?
Elliot, chill out, chill out.
Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass...
Elliot, don't call me here anymore, especially not on Sunday, all right?
Elliot, here. Call Joe...
Elliot, I love this kid. Monty, get the money.
Elliot, I swear to God, somebody is stealing from me.
Elliot, it's Sunday. Can you tell me why I'm talking to you on Sunday?
Elliot, look at me. Look at me. You comfortable?
Elliot, stop fucking around.
Elliot, we've done this a thousand times.
Elliot, your motivation is to stay out ofjail.
Elliot.
Elliot. He wants to talk to you.
Elvis looked good.
Elvis' voice, kung fu, pie.
Enough about the King. How about you?
Especially things about history.
Everybody, this is Monty.
Everybody's here. Elliot. Who's who?
Exactly roommates.
Exactly. If I'm with you, then I'm with you.
Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son...
Except rocking and rolling, living fast, dying young...
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Do you think you could turn down the heat just a teeny bit?
Fat cats, big shots. Guys who can afford $200,000.
Fear and desire, huh, Clarence?
First one is tough. No fucking fooling.
Fix this fucked up family for good.
Floyd say he don't be eating pussy.
Floyd, can't you answer the door, at least, for me?
FLOYD: Hey, get some beer...
FLOYD: Oh, man, I didn't even hear it.
FLOYD: Sure. Clarence Worley from Detroit?
FLOYD: That's cool, way to go!
For a captive audience.
For the very first time in my life. Know what that's like?
Forget it, don't worry about it. No problem, I'm gone, all right?
Frankie, tell Luca to go outside and do you know what.
From growing up with him, I learned the pantomime.
Fuck me...
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
Fuck you! All you pigs, put your guns on the floor and back away!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! I want a car. Take me to the airport! And I want it full of gas!
Fuck you! I'll blow this bitch's brains to kingdom come!
Fuck you! You piece of shit!
Fuck you.
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Come on. Fuck.
Fuck! Motherfucker! Bama, we gotta go! Jesus Christ!
Fucking A. Great fucking movie.
Fucks you all up. You get the pain shooting through your brain...
Gangster, drug dealer. Somebody who you don't want on your ass.
Get a Get a six pack of something imported.
Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it!
Get ahold of yourself, you fucking sissy!
Get down on the floor!
Get on your feet, sweetie. You ain't hurt that bad.
Get out of my face, motherfucker!
Get ready to be happy.
Get the fuck out of here. Clarence, you got married?
Getting away with it every day.
Give it to her.
Give me a coffee, will you?
Give the man a prize! All right, now, about a year and a half ago...
Go look in your house. There's a note on your TV.
Go on in there. Come on.
Go to this comedian's son's apartment.
Go! Come on!
Good morning, Daddy.
Good point, detective. Right? Fucking faggot!
Guys who can use a whole fucking suitcase full of cocaine.
Hang in there, Elliot, goddamn it!
Hard to tell you what to get, because different places have different things.
Have a seat, boy.
Have you seen your son?
He asked for some quick cash...
He did that movie, Coming Home in a Bodybag.
He said that if I didn't get you on the phone, that he would leave...
He shows up yesterday...
He thinks he is. He said his mama was an Apache, but I suspect he's lying.
He wanted me to act like I just showed up.
He wants to talk to you.
He was my Pimp
He'd been sitting on the shit for a year and a half.
He's a friend of Dick's, remember?
He's a wild man, this kid, Clarence. I like him.
He's bluffing you, Elliot. He's bluffing you, can't you see that?
He's going to be everybody's best friend.
He's going to shoot him.
He's got a couple of guys, he's been dealing with them for years.
He's just at practice.
He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop. He just, you know...
He's not going to search you, you didn't do anything. Now just put it in your bra!
He's not going to shoot him.
He's traveling with a real pretty girl named Alabama?
He's your friend? You got problems.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, Lee, it's Clarence. At last, we speak.
Hello? Hello?
Hello? What money problems?
Here comes the train.
Here we are.
Here we go.
Here you go, Mad Dog.
Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not.
Hey, Clarence!
Hey, come here! Rommel! Rommel!
Hey, Floyd. Watch yourself. Be careful.
Hey, hey! What kind of daughterly smackeroo is that?
Hey, hey. I didn't tell you guys yet?
Hey, I ain't no fag. But Elvis was prettier than most women.
Hey, Lee, something I never told you about me. I hate fucking cops!
Hey, listen, we found him. We just want the fucking collar.
Hey, look, dickhead. It's your bad luck that we caught you speeding...
Hey, Marty! What the fuck are you doing?
Hey, Rommel. Long time no see, huh?
Hey, Roxanne!
Hey, you got caught.
Hey, you guys. This is what's going to happen.
Hey, you want to watch some TV or something? They might be back here.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Rommel!
Hey.
Hey. Hi, Catherine, I was just walking out
Hi, how you doing, Alabama Worley?
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Clarence told me all about you. He said you were his best friend.
Hi. Come on in. Lee's in the can, he'll be out in a quick.
Hightailed it out of there. Would have got away with it.
Hold on a second. Big D., you saying you eat pussy?
Holy Mary, mother of God. This shit can't be real.
Holy shit.
Honey, hold this.
Honey, it's too early in the morning. It's only 9:00.
Honey, sit down. Relax, relax.
Honey, you have blood in your eye. Come on.
Honey, you're alive!
How about me what?
How about me what?
How about you go to the movies with me tonight?
How do you know that? I mean, have you been over there?
How do you really think I'm doing with Lee?
How does Dick know this guy?
Huh?
Huh? Is that what you want?
Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see...
Hurry back now.
I ain't looking at the movie because I already seen it seven years ago.
I bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on...
I bullshitted him.
I buy their little movies and I accomplish what I want to accomplish...
I can imagine how painful this must be for you. But Clarence...
I can take that, and I can sell it a little bit at a time...
I can't be sure of how much he told you. In the chance you're in the dark...
I can't believe it. You put it under the fucking bed.
I can't believe what you're telling me.
I can't believe you put it under the fucking bed.
I can't take this, I'm sorry, but I just can't!
I can't tell you how relieved I was, when you took off your dress...
I certainly hope so.
I didn't just happen to be at that theater. I was paid to be there.
I didn't look under the fucking bed.
I do want to kill him, but I don't want to spend...
I don't believe this. Elliot, why the hell are you talking to me...
I don't believe you.
I don't blame you.
I don't fucking believe it.
I don't give a shit as long as me and Todd, we get credit for the bust.
I don't give a shit if you're fucking Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper.
I don't give a shit who you bring in, captain.
I don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out.
I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps.
I don't know, but it's a fucking lot!
I don't know, Clarence.
I don't know, Clarence.
I don't know, he just appeared like magic.
I don't know, he just appeared like magic.
I don't know, what the hell do you want me to say?
I don't see enough of you all week, I gotta talk to you on Sunday, too?
I don't think so.
I don't think they know shit. But I don't want to think, I want to know for sure.
I don't want to be a wise guy or nothing.
I don't want to be late.
I eat every motherfucking thing.
I felt like helping him.
I find that shit fascinating.
I give up. Who are you?
I got a 7:00 call.
I got a select few distributors I deal with.
I got some money I could give you.
I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
I grow it on my windowsill. See, the light is really good up there.
I guess the big question is, do you have a fella?
I guess the same thing that compelled you guys...
I had this really, really good audition for T.J. Hooker the other day.
I have a son of my own, about your boy's age.
I have something I got to tell you.
I have to hand it to you, Clarence, this is not nose garbage.
I haven't been exactly doing a lot of entertaining...
I haven't heard from you in three years.
I hear you were once a cop, so I can assume you have heard of us before.
I heard that.
I implore you not to go down that road with them.
I just did you the biggest fucking favor of your life!
I just gotta tell you, I really am a big fan.
I just want to be able to announce this deal at Cannes.
I just... I really need your help.
I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing...
I killed him.
I knew it was you!
I know that, Richard, but one thing this last week has taught me...
I know you know where they are. So tell me...
I like her.
I like you, Clarence.
I love this guy, he bullshitted him, you believe this kid? I love him.
I love this guy.
I love you.
I love you. There is a God.
I mean, after Apocalypse Now, I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever made.
I mean, at the price he's paying...
I mean, Christ, he is not worth one of your tears.
I mean, he gets paid by people to fuck guys up. You know.
I mean, he is rockabilly.
I mean, he really was, this rabbit will do anything not to do any time.
I mean, I didn't know what was bullshit and what wasn't.
I mean, I never had as much fun with a girl as I had with you, my whole life.
I mean, if you want some, it will be here. All right?
I mean, if you want to say no, then fine.
I mean, she a four alarm fire, or what?
I mean, we're talking a lot of film, here.
I mean, you are so much like your mother, I can't believe it.
I mean, you are used to dealing with professionals...
I mean, you can do that. Right?
I mean, you just said you loved me.
I mean, your guy is interested because with that much shit at his fingertips...
I need an ambulance!
I need an ambulance!
I need to do this.
I need to get a quick signature, it would be great.
I need you to write down your former address.
I read a lot.
I really wish somebody would just come and take me away! Just take me away!
I said to come out from behind the couch. Okay? Capisce?
I said to come out from behind the couch. Okay? Capisce?
I said, come out from behind the couch, you fucking guinea. Now!
I said, do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass...
I said, do you fucking love him? Huh?
I said, open your fucking eyes!
I suppose you've got to get up early, huh?
I tell him of how I would want to die.
I think I'll keep lover boy here entertained.
I think you're too scared to be eating.
I threw up on the first one, you believe that?
I treated you like a son! You fucking stabbed me in the heart!
I want to hear all about it, okay? Come on.
I want to hear you say it, I want to hear you say:
I want you to know that I am not damaged goods.
I want you to know that you can count on me to protect you.
I want you to know that...
I was a call girl.
I was just trying to lend a girl a helping hand.
I was selfish. I know I was selfish. I was, but...
I watch that hillbilly and I want to be him so bad.
I wish somebody would just come and get me because I don't like this anymore!
I wouldn't go so far as to say that. He treated me pretty decent.
I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker, man.
I'd like to see Dr. Zhivago.
I'd take you out, I'd hold your hand, I'd kiss your cheek at the door.
I'll fucking have you killed!
I'll get the check. Where to next?
I'll send you a postcard from Hollywood, all right?
I'll tell you something, Clarence. When veterans in that bullshit war...
I'll tell you. Okay? But you have to promise me you'll keep it quiet.
I'm 100 percent monogamous.
I'm a married man, buddy.
I'm a movie producer, you know?
I'm a really good person.
I'm driving. Okay.
I'm friends with Elliot.
I'm getting angry asking the same question a second time.
I'm getting fucking old.
I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the how full of shit am I?...
I'm going to ask you a fucking question. And you give me the right fucking answer!
I'm going to go grab us something to eat.
I'm going to go jump in the tub and get all wet, and slippery, and soapy.
I'm going to talk to you tomorrow. All right.
I'm her husband.
I'm his father.
I'm in big fucking trouble.
I'm losing a fucking fortune over here.
I'm not a drug dealer. I'm not saying that you're a drug dealer...
I'm not a theater checker. I'm a call girl.
I'm not eating because I'm not hungry.
I'm not lying to you. And I swear from this moment forth...
I'm not saying nothing. I'm just saying what I'd do.
I'm not scared of you, I just don't like you.
I'm not sitting because I'm not staying.
I'm not wearing one.
I'm not what they call in Florida white trash!
I'm on this earth to make good movies, nothing more...
I'm Sicilian.
I'm so proud of you. Did I do my part okay?
I'm sorry if I seem a little tense.
I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room.
I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to scare you.
I'm sorry. Fuck.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Friends?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time...
I'm talking about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics.
I'm telling you, he'd roll over on his Mommy, his Daddy...
I'm telling you, it's going to be fine. I'll be in and out of there.
I'm up high enough off the street so, you know, you can't see it. It works perfectly.
I'm very impressed. You're a very fine actor.
I'm with that party that you wanted me to get together with, Lee.
I've always wanted to see what TV in other countries looks like.
I've been a call girl for exactly four days, and you are my third customer.
I've been in America all my life.
I've got more taste in my penis.
I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
I've never had a hamburger taste this good.
I've seen him.
If anything out of the ordinary goes down, I swear to God...
If Dick hadn't ensured me you're good people...
If he doesn't matter, which he doesn't...
If he doesn't, he'll say fuck you, and he'll walk out of the room.
If he don't bite, we haven't got shit, except possession.
If I ever did eat some pussy I would never eat any pussy, right?
If that bullet had been two inches more to the left.
If they pat you down, they're not going to search your balls.
If you do you're fucking stupid. You know that?
If you gave me a million years to ponder...
If you want me to help you sell a little bit at a time, that's all I can do.
If you want my movie, Lee, you're going to have to come to terms...
If you want, I'll take my gun, and I'll lay it on the table. It's up to you.
If you were paid to be there, what are you? A theater checker?
In a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?
In Jailhouse Rock, he was everything rockabilly is about.
In my movie, darling, you get top billing.
In that movie, he couldn't give a fuck about nothing.
In that whole fucking time you were a drunk, did I ever get mad...
In this scene, you're both in a oar, and Bill Shatner's hanging on the hood.
Is he any good? Is he talented, or...? Really?
Is he big league?
Is he nice?
Is that it? Huh? Is that what you want? I mean do you love him?
Is this a joke?
Isn't that cool?
It ain't white boy day, is it?
It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
It sounds almost like a ****** name.
It was the only movie at the time that won a lot of Oscars with balls...
It was. You know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark.
It's a big game, now, Elliot.
It's a fact. Yeah. You see...
It's a sequel to Body Bag.
It's about 12.
It's about Alabama.
It's all fun and fucking games, until you get caught, but now we got you.
It's all right.
It's difficult because you're selling to a particular group...
It's got a nice ring to it. Sounds like a movie.
It's gotta be the whole enchilada in one shot and that's the way it's got to be.
It's his money, let him do whatever the hell he wants.
It's just after I see a movie, I like to go get a piece of pie...
It's just that being a distributor is not what I'm all about.
It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it?
It's not any kind of fun.
It's true. You like Elvis. You like Janis...
It's written, it's a fact. It's written.
Jesus.
Journey's end, baby. Snow at the end of the rainbow.
Just let me hear who it is.
Just shut up and stay the fuck put, Elliot!
Killing is the hard part. Getting away with it, that's easy.
Krinkle, this is it, and it's all ours. I mean, talk about falling into something...
Lance.
Lee Donowitz could afford...
Lee is not into taking risks, okay?
Lee, I'm not satisfied until the spoon stands straight up.
Lee, my uncle Roger and my uncle Jerry, both of whom were in Nam...
Lee, that's all practically uncut. If you so desire...
Lee, that's all practically uncut. If you so desire...
Lee, we are talking Dr. Zhivago, here.
Lee, when you see this, you're going to shit, I'm telling you.
LEE: I better. Bingo.
LEE: Ooh. That's imaginative.
LEE: You like them? CLARENCE: Yeah, they're great.
LEE: You're nuts!
Let me handle this, all right?
Let me see that.
Let me see those eyes.
Let me talk to Elliot.
Let's g0!
Like my dailies, there, Clar?
Like Nick Curry used to say, if I'm wrong, I swear to God, I'll fucking apologize, all right?
Listen to this. You'll get out in a few years, you'll meet some old lady.
Listen, Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine, okay?
Listen, do you mind filling me in on what I missed?
Listen. Every pimp in the world could get shot.
Look at this! Making fun of my motherfucking peeps?
Look here, Charlie.
Look what we got here.
Look, Bama, I know this scares the shit out of you...
Look, Carla... Kandi...
Look, Clarence, Lee Donowitz is not a pimp.
Look, he's haunting me, you know.
Look, I'd like to help you if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence.
Look, I'd like to help you if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence.
Look, I've been trying to keep this whole thing in perspective.
Look, this is the whole ball game, the fucking game, this is it!
Look, we don't know what's going to be coming next.
Look. I mean, goddamn, I've never asked you for a goddamn thing.
Look. See, it tries to pin down...
Love airports now.
Lover, why don't you be a sport and go get us some beer?
Mad Max, that's a movie...
Make sure they're not ripping the place off?
MAN [ON RADIO]: Morning, everybody. It's 6:22 here in L.A. I'm David Perry at KBLU.
MAN 1 [ON FILM]: Come on! Ready?
MAN 1 [ON FILM]: My heart beats and there is time.
MAN 1: An oxygen...
MAN 1: Put them down now!
MAN 1: You mean you're scared?
MAN 2: Come.
MAN 2: Don't move, Tojo.
MAN 2: Drop your guns and back away!
MAN 2: Hey, laundromat clothes!
MAN 2: Larry, where are we going?
Married man. You want to say hello to my better half?
Marty, take the car, go get her. Bring her dumb ass back here.
Marty, you know what we got here? A motherfucking Charlie Bronson.
MARTY: He was asking about Alabama.
MARTY: I can't find my jacket! DREXL: Go look in the fucking hamper.
MARTY: Roxanne, where's my jacket?
Max Julian, Carol Speed and Richard Pryor.
Maybe this fool is such a bad motherfucker...
Maybe you can help me, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
Meeting Captain Kirk, that would be cool.
MENTOR: Are you kidding, man? He loves you.
MENTOR: I gotta hand it to you, Clarence.
MENTOR: I said can you live with it? Live with what?
MENTOR: No, that's why it's not ass kissing.
MENTOR: Well, can you live with it? CLARENCE: What?
Mickey Rourke, a man who can appreciate the finer things in life, like sugar.
Moment of truth.
Monty! Monty! What are you, fucking nuts?
Morning.
Motherfucker, don't touch him! Motherfucker!
Motherfucker, don't touch him! Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Mr. Worley.
My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars.
My friend I'm calling you my friend, I just met you.
My name is Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America.
My name is Sadie.
My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle.
My peace of mind is worth that much. Not one penny more.
Nice and slow!
Nice? Daddy, nice ain't the word. I mean, this girl, she's a peach.