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Dallas Buyers Club (2013) Dallas Buyers Club (2013) is a critically acclaimed film directed by Jean-Marc Vallée. This

Dallas Buyers Club (2013)

Dallas Buyers Club (2013) is a critically acclaimed film directed by Jean-Marc Vallée. This gripping biographical drama follows the unforgettable story of Ron Woodroof, played by Matthew McConaughey, as he battles against all odds to find a cure for AIDS during the 1980s epidemic. Garnering rave reviews, McConaughey's breathtaking performance earned him an Academy Award for Best Actor. Co-starring Jared Leto, who won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role, and Jennifer Garner, the film is a true testament to the strength and resilience of the human spirit. You can experience the powerful sounds of Dallas Buyers Club and download the captivating soundtrack here.

A chance to be on the forefront in finding a cure.
A day after the arrest of 175 demonstrators.
A healthy person has between 500 and 1,500.
A little smile would go a long way.
A little too plunging by the way, I think, yes.
A mistake.
A'ight, 10.
About this trial I'm in.
Actually, I've been reading a lot about Buyers Clubs.
Actually, the FDA's given us permission
Adios, cowboy.
Adios! Get to work, lazy fucker!
Against the government and the fucking FDA, that's who.
Against who?
Ah, Mr. Wood roof.
AIDS. I got AIDS.
Ain't no denying, this one means business.
Ain't this a little ridiculous? You said it.
All right, call me back.
All right, check Amsterdam, China and Israel,
All right, check ya later. All right.
All right, first off, flush that shit down the toilet.
All right, guys, hang in there,
All right, including me.
All right, look, people can live with this disease
All right, Miss Man, what you got?
All right, see ya in a little bit, Miss Alaska, Miss Louisiana.
All right, start with Amsterdam.
All right, this is a combination of AZT,
All right! It's enough!
All right? All right.
All right? You're gonna hafta sign a waiver.
All right.
All right. See you there.
All that fine Hollywood pussy just all being wasted
Ambulance coming?
An eight second ride. Let's go, cowboy!
And a blessed day to you, sir.
And a blessed day to you, sir. Have a blessed day.
And bottle and rib eyes.
And direct interference with a drug whose own agency
And for the hundredth time, just take a fucking look at my research.
And has no lasting effect on HIV blood levels.
And here I'm gonna need your complete medical history,
And here's your ticket.
And I can't either, I'm sorry.
And I have no idea what he does outside this hospital.
And I know I speak for everyone at Avonex when I say
And I'd like to repay that debt,
And I'm not the only one.
And I'm telling my patients to stay away from here.
And if you fit the profile, then yes.
And improper labeling.
And it helped Ian a little in the beginning.
And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,
And it proves that AZT alone is too toxic for most to tolerate,
And its administering physicians
And making it available for the public as soon as possible.
And maybe go talk about your feelings, your concerns.
And my dad said that studying history was a waste of time,
And now you've got AIDS
And now, here's one of those top bulls,
And pick up any remaining cups and glasses.
And that the National Institute of Mental Health,
And that's the least of my fucking problems, lady.
And these are your test results.
And they got AL721 over in Israel.
And they got this DDC in France,
And they published this study that was conducted in France
And they tell me I got some kind of HIV virus. Shit.
And they tell me I had chlamydia.
And this is Peptide T.
And watch over that fucking monkey.
And what is going on?
And who you eat.
And y'all are all up there afraid
And you get all the meds you want.
And you smuggle in a two year supply.
And you stole my prescription pad, Ron,
And you, you bring a fucking army.
And you're just taking it without any medical surveillance,
And you've also got a full spectrum of...
Anemia, cancer,
Any and all non FDA approved drugs or supplements.
Anyone who plays cards like you ain't got five grand, anyhow.
Anything to declare?
Anything to declare? WOMAN: No, nothing.
Anyway, I was around it a lot, the electrician part.
Are gonna die within six months.
Are gonna die within six months.
Are willing to accept the greater risk
Are you ashamed of me, 'cause I hadn't realized that.
Are you fuckin' high again?
Arright, Clinto,
As a matter of fact, if you heard anything, hear anything in his office
As a treatment for cancer.
As did the AZT.
As large AIDS clinics, and get this.
At FDA headquarters outside Washington,
At the cost of $10,000 per year, per patient,
At the Dallas Forth Worth International Airport.
Avonex Industries say they've just released it for testing.
Avonex Industries. You didn't see the memo?
Avonex stock jumped a whopping 12 percent today on the news.
Azidothymidine, or AZT, was originally developed
AZT helps eradicate the virus.
AZT is the most expensive drug ever marketed.
AZT?
Back the fuck off, Tinkerbell.
Based on your health, on your condition, on all the evidence we have,
Be my guest.
Beautiful.
Because it's a year later, and look who's still here.
Because we need to know what's going on before you...
Because we're not gonna have any legitimate data.
Being sold for dog food, huh?
Besides, I got a plan.
Besides, I made a deal.
Better. T cell count's improving.
Bitches. Plural.
Bless your little heart. Shut up.
Blocked the entrances to the FDA complex.
Bone marrow depletion, seizures,
Breathe.
Business partner.
But after eight months?
But do you understand where I'm coming from? You...
But I had to take a shot, didn't I?
But I need help.
But I want somebody else's sometimes.
But I'm off it now, look at me. I'm here. Feeling great.
But if you don't have a search warrant, you ain't coming in.
But membership is $400 a month.
But some of these people need to be in the hospital.
But that is interpreted as medical care that is approved
But that's not the law.
But they don't know if they can afford to switch.
But we would like to impress upon you the gravity of your situation.
But what is lacking here is legal authority to intervene.
But when the drug is proven to work,
But why can't you be a better friend to yourself?
But, hey, who gives a shit though, right?
By a hundred dollar hooker before you can
By the Food and Drug Administration.
C'mon in, it's a fucking bore out here!
C'mon in.
C'mon man! No shit!
C'mon, buddy, what's your problem?
C'mon, Evey, you know there ain't no helping me.
C'mon!
C'mon! Back off! Or I'll arrest all of you!
C'mon. I'll get you home.
Call a fucking ambulance.
Call it! Fuck!
Call me a motherfucking faggot.
Calm the nerves, brother.
Can I have your passport please?
Can I read a copy of the study?
Can you get me AZT?
Can you get some for me?
Can you prove these are patients?
Can you prove they're not?
Cheap son of a bitch. I'm tryin'.
Check him in.
Check this out.
Check us out, here's my information.
Claim most people are feeling better, and fewer people are dying.
Clap your hands, stomp your feet, make some noise!
Clap your hands, stomp your feet!
Clap your hands, stomp your feet! Make some noise!
Clear? I got a starter pack.
CLINT: Twenty time.
Cocaine, alcohol, methamphetamine,
Come on, sir. Let's go.
Congratulations.
Cowboy, you coming in?
D'ya hear Rock Hudson was a cock sucker?
D'you sell your ass?
D'you understand me?
Dallas Mercy is one of the proposed sites.
Damn it.
David, listen.
DAVID: That's what I'm telling you, I can't get it back.
DAVID: We lost. (SIGHS)
David!
Deal?
Deal.
Deal.
Dealing in pharmaceutical drugs is illegal.
Denise, get in here!
Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Do not use the word we.
Do you like this dress, 'cause I think the neckline's a little plunging.
Doc?
Does it not drive you just a little bit crazy
Does not state that you have the right
Don't let him kill you! Don't let him fucking kill you!
Don't let him pump that shit in you!
Don't listen to those cocksuckers.
Don't piss 'em off. If there's a fine, we'll pay it.
Don't threaten me, motherfucker.
Don't.
Dr. Browning, I understand, all right,
Dr. Eve's good though, right?
Dr. See vard.
Dr. Wood roof's orders.
Dumbass spic. How'd ya get your leg in there?
During which time, the hospital
Early studies have shown that this can help with all that.
Eat that motherfucker! Mmm?
Eight seconds, and look at this. Hey! Hey!
Electrician. An electrician?
Eliminating symptoms with some of these new drugs.
Enjoy the view!
EVE: He didn't call, leave a message?
EVE: Mr. Wood roof?
EVE: Mr. Woodroof? Ron?
EVE: You've had a blood transfusion.
Eve!
Eve!
Even with this new rule from the FDA.
Ever hear of Peptide T?
Everyone get with that man, c'mon!
Excuse me, you need to wait outside.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Father, passport please. (CLEARS THROAT)
Fever, hearing loss, impotence, neuropathy.
Fifty bucks?
Fifty? Yeah, 50.
Fill out an application and go through the process.
Find me 2O more, cut you in.
Five grand. What?
Five percent.
Fixes that, too. No, I remember these.
For about a year, a group of patients
For dementia, which I have.
For when I come back across the border.
Four hundred dollars a month in dues,
Four one thousand.
Fourteen hours on a plane
From getting the HIV.
Fuck all y'all!
Fuck no, they didn't.
Fuck off and go back to your bed.
Fuck off, Wood roof!
Fuck off.
Fuck the virus! Dr. Saks, you know this.
Fuck y'all, man.
Fuck you say?
Fuck you!
Fuck you! You gonna cuff me or not?
Fuck you.
Fuck, no.
Fuck!
Fuck! You okay?
Fuck. Like I got AIDS.
Fuck's your problem?
Fucker.
Fuckin' high?
Fuckin' kiddin' me?
Fucking 30 day motherfuckers. Let me give y'all a little newsflash.
Fucking chinks, homos, herbs, hot nurses.
Fucking faggots.
Fucking hospitals man, mixed up my blood samples.
Full house. Jacks over threes.
Gentlemen, I'm gonna need y'all
Germany, they got this Dextran Sulfate, a'ight?
Get it. Get it.
Get me a goddamn sissy judge. Just figure it out.
Get me another beer will you, sweetheart?
Get out, both of you.
Get some rest.
Get the fuck outta here,
Get the fuck outta my car.
Get the fuck outta my car.
Get them smokies a round of beers, will you?
Get your shit together.
Gets either the drug or a placebo.
Gimme a shot of cactus and a Bud back.
Gimme that.
Give the man a helping hand.
Give the placebo patients new blood, they'll feel better, too.
Go on back to your miserable life.
Go to hell.
Go to San Francisco.
God damn it!
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn, I like your style, Hiroshi.
God damn.
God damn.
God damn.
God sure was dressing the wrong doll
God, you got nice feet.
Goddammit, he spit on my face.
Good day.
Good doing business with you.
Good job, boys, great stuff. It's how they got Al Capone isn't it?
Good to be back in the USA.
Good.
Good.
Got any idea who might have tipped them off?
Got kinda good at it.
Guess who paid me a little visit today. Who?
Guess who's going to Mexico looking for a hot date, huh?
Hand to God, I promise to take every single one of these pills myself.
Handle your business, huh?
Hang on a second. We were just getting somewhere.
Hard to say how much I missed y'alls ugly mugs.
Has found to be non toxic.
Have a good day. Thank you.
Have a good time, enjoy ourselves.
Have a good time, girls.
Have fun, boys.
Have my new Caddy at the airport for when I get back,
Have you ever engaged in homosexual conduct?
He came in here once for advice
He did change his address recently.
He didn't die from one day of AZT,
He died from the disease as a whole.
He got dragged out in a goddamn garbage bag!
He has grown up, my Lord!
He is helping you, I have AIDS.
He said hi to you, shake his hand.
He was a hell of a lot better drinker.
He was my friend, too!
He was.
He with the most honey attracts the most bees.
He'll play ball with us.
He's actually getting worse.
He's an actor, dumb ass! You ever seen North by Northwest?
He's illegal.
He's just on morphine now.
Hell, somebody thought I was good enough at it
Hello sir, bring us your best bottle of Cabernet.
Here, drink this, darlin'. Drink this.
Here, let me get you some water.
Here, pass these around, would you?
Here.
Here's $20.
Here's some information about HIV and AIDS
Hey, c'mon. We don't want any trouble, all right?
Hey, Chelsea!
Hey, everybody!
Hey, I got ya! Sir, step out of the road.
Hey, it's your first time, right?
Hey, Neddie Jay!
Hey, nice warm hug?
Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!
Hey, Ron, c'mon! God damn it! Fucker!
Hey, Ron, I don't want no trouble, all right?
Hey, Ron.
Hey, Salt, hello, Pepper.
Hey, say Clinto, where are you hanging your pants these days?
Hey, T.J., this is Rayon. Rayon, T.J.
Hey, thanks for coming.
Hey, they're big pharma reps, they're not doctors.
Hey, what say, T.J.?
Hey, you thinking anymore about Saudi Arabia?
Hey!
Hey! I got it!
Hey?
Hey.
Hi, I'm Rayon.
Hi.
His leg's caught in the drill.
Hmm?
Hold on, I said hold on!
Hold on, you just stay right here, okay?
Homo? Did you say homo?
Hook 'em up.
How 'bout that size, huh?
How can I get some of this?
How can I help you, Mr. Barkley?
How it got in your blood.
How long do you see the trial going on?
How much can I buy from you?
How much he paying you?
How much I can take off your hands.
How much is on each bottle.
How much you want?
How the shit d'you care if people eat plants?
How you doin', man?
How'd they get permission to go straight to human trial?
How's he doing anyway?
How's Mom?
How's that strike your fancy?
Huh? All right.
I ain't no faggot, motherfucker!
I ain't ready to crawl in a corner. I just ain't fucking ready.
I am so sorry but we are no longer allowed
I am sorry. I know you've come a long way.
I appreciate your honesty.
I bet that didn't surprise anybody.
I can go a month, a week, however you want to do it.
I can handle your insults, but five percent?
I can imagine.
I can't get my cock up, all that shit.
I can't split my dose in thirds.
I can't wait 'til tomorrow.
I coulda charged him 20.
I do not wanna know what that is for.
I do not.
I don't even hafta water them.
I don't even know no fucking faggots.
I don't have all day.
I don't have enough cash in my pocket to make it worth their while.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't use drugs.
I don't use drugs.
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die. You're not gonna die.
I FedEx it to Seattle to my lab there, and they test it for me.
I feel better, I wanted to thank you.
I get back home, I had fucking crabs.
I got a fucking jackhammer in my head,
I got a little something called Peptide T, it's gonna fix you right up.
I got cash.
I got it, I got it.
I got it. I got it. That's it.
I got the cash!
I got you the paperwork for your corporation.
I got your 20 in the trunk.
I got your dollar.
I gotta ask you if you can watch what you say around him,
I gotta sue the hospital to get my medicine?
I guess I didn't make the cut.
I guess you're handsome in a Texas hick, white trash, dumb kinda way.
I happen to have cancer.
I have questions about the drug's safety, David.
I hear you.
I hear you. Well, had to give it a shot.
I just wanna...
I kinda figured you might rain on my party,
I know the statistics.
I know the statistics.
I know this can be a very scary thing,
I know you're probably feeling overwhelmed right now,
I know, I know.
I know. I hope he's okay, too. It's been too long. (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
I like your shoes.
I like your style, Doc!
I look like a rodent to you?
I mean, God damn, people are dying,
I mean, I got one life right? Mine.
I mean, I know, like, you like everything perfect.
I met somebody who's been very kind to me
I need an ambulance. I'mma shut it down.
I need more of that cocktail shit you got.
I need security on the fourth floor right away.
I need to see Dr. Sevard.
I need you to check out the internationals.
I need you to leave, let's go.
I need you to tell me where you obtained AZT from.
I need you to write me some 'scriptions
I promise you that I will try my very best.
I respect that you're learning about your illness,
I said grab me a cold one, sugarcakes.
I see you found our stash!
I signed myself out.
I sold my life insurance policy.
I still fucking live here!
I Still got HIV?
I still live here, you hear me?
I suggest you try it out
I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes?
I swear to God!
I swear, Ray,
I take 33 pills a day.
I tell them I got a fucking cough,
I think they'd look nice on me.
I thought you knew.
I took him off it as you instructed.
I understand. They shut your lab down. What can I say?
I wanna buy some.
I wanna file a restraining order.
I want all my HIV patients on the asymptomatic study
I want it to mean somethin'.
I want kids.
I want you to mean it.
I was good at science
I was not aware of the regulation two weeks ago.
I will hang this. I'm gonna hang this.
I will take your drugs and I will burn them. You're done.
I won't.
I would like to turn it over to my colleague from the CDC to talk about prevention.
I wouldn't know where to start.
I'll be a beautiful angel.
I'll be in my office.
I'll bet you're surprised to see me.
I'll catch up with you all, all right?
I'll give you $150 a month,
I'll have more in a week. Until then, watch what you eat
I'll knock your teeth so far in your goddamn throat
I'll say what goes in my body, not you.
I'll whip your fucking ass, boy.
I'm a sick man.
I'm busy, now get the fuck outta my car.
I'm cool.
I'm done with you.
I'm Dr. Sevard.
I'm Dr. Sevard.
I'm dying.
I'm eatin' healthy, and you should too.
I'm givin' them away, for free by selling memberships.
I'm gonna be DOA.
I'm gonna be pretty, if it's the last thing I do.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna prescribe a regimen of vitamins as well as the mineral zinc,
I'm gonna use this to give you that sex change you've been hopin' for.
I'm looking for AZT.
I'm not running a goddamn charity.
I'm Rayon.
I'm Richard Barkley from the Food and Drug Administration office.
I'm so glad that you came. We're gonna fix you up.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I'm sorry, this case is hereby dismissed.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Mr. Woodroof, I'm not changing my mind.
I'm suing you for attempted murder.
I'm talking about symptoms and survival.
I've been looking for you, Lonestar.
I've got a briefcase full of cash right here.
I've gotta go. Where you coming from?
Ian, you look like a two dollar bill.
If I can't trust you, it is my business.
If I don't trust the white coat
If I got one fucking chance, show me a sign.
If I really thought you were interested, I'd tell you.
If I want in, will you sell me some?
If it is shit, I got it, don't I?
If it sucks, I got it.
If we get the slightest indication that
If you don't mind. Thank you.
If you have a product that you want tested,
If you need more inspiration,
If you tell me what the problem is, maybe I can help you.
If you want to discuss your list of problems,
If you're a member, you get the meds.
If you're abusing it like you did,
If you're abusing it like you did,
If you're not a member, you don't. Got it?
If you're not gonna look or buy a dance, you could at least tip me.
Immediately life threatening conditions,
In having a cop for a son.
In Mexico, a doctor, he has some.
In short, I'm happy to say that help may finally be on the way.
In the meantime, we could try the bank.
In which we administered AZT to infected lab animals.
Initial findings suggested increased CD4 counts,
Interferon?
Interferon.
IRS. They're trying to run me out of town.
Is better than anything else that's been tested.
Is that a no? Mmm.
Is that better?
Is that Marcus from Home Ec?
Is to determine if AZT is helping people.
Isn't he cute?
Isn't it also the case that there were some
It acts as an antiviral, similar to AZT, but less toxic.
It can cause memory loss, mood swings, aching joints.
It does state that you have a right
It does.
It doesn't exist.
It kills every cell it comes in contact with.
It sure the fuck is my business.
It was shelved clue to lack of anti cancer efficacy and toxicity.
It wasn't a choice, Dad.
It'll build up your immune system.
It's a Muslim country. Can't fuck the women.
It's a protein, totally non toxic.
It's a very serious offense.
It's all about the mind.
It's all lip service.
It's all part of America's number one spectator event, bull riding!
It's another babe for your wall of shame.
It's as simple as that, I promise you, doll. C'mon, try it with me.
It's bad news.
It's better, I got it. It's good. I'll work that for you.
It's bull ride time!
It's bull ride time! Let's bull ride!
It's bull riding time!
It's called a newspaper. Right there. It's a shame, ain't it?
It's cranberry mocha, it's for the holidays.
It's dropping white blood cells in a lot of my patients.
It's good. It's good.
It's improperly labeled.
It's Marc Bolan, silly.
It's processed, put it back.
It's protein, it's good for you.
It's that motherfucker who's got the fucking problem.
It's the only way to know if a drug works.
It's totally left up to chance,
It's what I've been giving you since you got here.
It's what the fuck I'm saying, man.
It's where I got the idea.
Japanese doctors would be the only ones who can make the purchase.
Jesus Christ, I'm straight. All right?
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking idiot!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ. Maria?
Jesus, fucking faggots everywhere.
Jesus.
JUDGE: The constitution, specifically the Ninth Amendment,
Just by touching someone, or queers get it.
Just can't imagine how disappointed he must be
Just gimme time to catch my breath, will you?
Just hope you had your coffee. Sunshine today. It's gonna be mid 80$...
Just look at the handsome man sitting across the table from you,
Just need to slow it down a little bit.
Just promise me you'll show up for the rest of the trial.
Just show me a fucking sign.
KELLY: Bye, cowboy.
Kind of a gypsy woman.
Know I coulda killed you, huh?
Let me hear you, c'mon. Whoop it up.
Let me see that preacher's daughter's pussy.
Let's get this straight. Membership, 400 bucks.
Let's just do this quickly so I can get the fuck out.
Liked to open shit up, check out the insides,
Listen, I'm gonna hafta call you back.
Listen, I'm onto something new.
Listen, Tinkerbell, unless you got more cash or new clients,
Long time, no see.
Longer than they're saying, right?
Look at me. What d'you see, huh?
Look at this place.
Look at you, you're a fucking mess!
Look here, how 'bout this stuff overseas, huh?
Look, I'm gonna stay on the domestic side, all right,
Look, I'm no scientist, but shit...
Look, if I don't get it by the end of the week, I wanna file a lawsuit.
Look, if it's about money. I could make it worth your while, all right?
Look, we're gonna have to recoup it
Looking to poison yourself?
Looks like you got a bunch of pissed off customers.
Looks real promising, and I need to ask you a favor.
Lots of customers here, darling.
M r. Wood roof?
M r. Wood roof.
M r. Wood roof.
M r. Wood roof.
Make some noise! It's your event, the one you paid to see.
Making you susceptible to infection.
MAN 1: Hold it!
MAN 1: We don't have that long.
MAN 2: We're dead, right?
MAN 2: You get back here, you motherfucker!
MAN ON PA: Hey, I've got a question for everybody, who wants to bull ride? Hey!
MAN ON PA: Yes, indeed, the number one spectator event.
MAN ON RADIO: A beautiful day in Dallas, Texas.
MAN: Get out of the road, jackass!
MAN: Honey, you don't have the slightest chance.
MAN: I got the money.
MAN: I understand what you're saying,
MAN: Son of a bitch!
MAN: What about Dextran Sulfate?
MAN: Yeah.
Maybe one day, you'll get off your ass and do your fucking job!
Means we were unapproved, now we're illegal.
Medical research.
Meds and the treatments are free,
Merely unapproved.
Michael and Ian, the happiest couple in the entire universe.
Mister?
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Shit, I hear you can get that
Mmm hmm. That's right. I'm signing up.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mom was a painter.
Most of them need new blood.
Mr. Wood roof!
Mr. Wood roof. Now don't try and con me.
Mr. Woodroof, could you just...
Mr. Woodroof, have you ever used intravenous drugs?
Mr. Woodroof, I assure you that that would be a waste of your precious time.
Mr. Woodroof, I have a court order permitting us to confiscate
Mr. Woodroof, I wouldn't want you
Mr. Woodroof, I'm afraid that you are nothing more
Mr. Woodroof, I'm moved to compassion by your plight,
Mr. Woodroof, if you could listen to me for a moment.
Mr. Woodroof, please get back in the bed.
Mr. Woodroof, you think you're clever?
Mr. Woodroof. You need to wait outside.
Mr. Yamata, I have to go, I'm gonna call you back, okay? Yes. Arigato.
Murderer. You're a murderer! Security!
Must have mixed up my blood samples
Must have mixed up my blood samples
My dad was an electrician, pretty darn good one, too.
My entire inventory.
My friend is paying me to split my dose with him,
My God!
My life depends on them, son.
My lungs are bleeding, my skin's crawling,
Nah, I don't want none of that faggot blood on me.
Nah, that there comes in a box of AZT, a list of the side effects.
Nah, the AZT's what was helping me.
Nah, you keep that, Nurse Ratched.
Nah. Sorry lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.
Need your phone numbers,
Nice restaurant, beautiful woman,
Nine to five, come on, make some noise!
Ninety six percent of the people in the USA who have AIDS today
No shit?
No wonder Rayon is dead.
No, I ain't selling them no more,
No, I can't do shit, you speak fucking English, motherfucker.
No, I'm a fucking doctor!
No, I'm saying cocaine made you more susceptible,
No, no, I just...
No, no, no. Rayon.
No, no, not you. That snake you work for, that's my prime candidate.
No, no, off the Caddy.
No, nothing.
No, sir, nada.
No, you stick it in, pussy.
No, you're the fucking drug dealer.
No!
No! Figure it out yourself.
No! Rayon! Trust me you need...
No. A'ight? You ain't got the money, you don't join the club.
No. No, no, no, no. I don't want a nurse.
Non toxic drug that I got proof works,
None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
None of your business.
Nope.
Nope. Thank you.
Not after you've just coughed your lungs all over it.
Not approved.
Not embarrassing me?
Not even doctors are allowed to know.
Not exactly. What are you doing here?
Not like I'm gonna need it anyway.
Not one fucking MD will write me a script.
Not one. Motherfuckers.
Not prevent them from getting help.
Now here's a couple of the government's finest right there, huh?
Now I may not need 'em, but if I do, then I'll have 'em.
Now look here, memberships are high, so is demand,
Now you got chronic pneumonia, among other things.
Now, I gotta get these MDs to write some goddamn scripts
Now, look, it's one thing for me not to like ya,
Now, of course, Avonex Industries and the NIH,
Now, this is all for your personal use?
Now, what the hell does that mean?
Now, will you fuck off?
Now, you wanna put your apron on, start cleaning shit up.
Now.
Number 43, Ron Woodroof!
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, c'mon, I'm not finished yet. Now. Get out.
Oh, excuse me, um, Japan.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God. Get your shit straight.
Oh, he's a tough old outlaw.
Oh, hell! Mmm hmm.
Oh, hell! Mmm hmm.
Oh, I'm fine, thanks, and you?
Oh, I'm just givin' people information, Richard,
Oh, I'm the drug dealer?
Oh, just trying to make a livin', you know how it is.
Oh, my God. Gimme some sugar.
Oh, my Lord, I'll call you back.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, shit, sorry. C'mon, sit down.
Oh, you gotta stay hydrated, or else your muscles will cramp.
Oh, you keep the change, honey, you deserve it.
Okay, I'm taking you to the hospital.
Okay, prepare the sedation. Ten milligrams of Propofol.
Okay?
Okay.
On a guy who smokes his fucking friends.
On new drugs to treat the deadly virus.
Once you got the virus, you're married to it. AZT or not.
One dollar.
One left.
One more time, make some noise!
Operations are expected to return to normal today
Or I'll chunk you to the curb along with your 25 fuckin' percent.
Pass this down.
Paying for your dinner tonight.
People are desperate. People are dying.
Perfect.
Placebo controlled randomized trial
Platform 5, ASAP. There's a man down. Repeat, man down.
Please make sure your seat belt is securely fastened.
Please, understand.
Please.
Plus 20% off your memberships for four months.
Plus, what if something goes wrong with these drugs'?
Preservative.
Pull that rope!
Put 'em back.
Put it back together,
Quit acting like a little bitch!
Raymond.
Rayon came to the hospital on his own.
Rayon was a drug addict.
Rayon, get my lawyer on the phone. Yeah!
Rayon, give me some coffee.
Rayon, I can assure you
Rayon, the whole purpose of this study
Rayon, turn that shit down!
RAYON: Coming up, Ronnie.
RAYON: Meet the big boss.
RAYON: Ronnie, where you going?
RAYON: Ronnie!
RAYON: You all are handsome,
RAYON: You put the seat down?
Rayon! Where the fuck you going?
RAYON'. God, when I meet you,
RAYON'. No.
Ready?
Really,
Really?
Recognizing that such patients
Regarding the FDA, the court is highly disturbed by its bullying tactics
Regarding your order. Mmm hmm.
Regular life?
Relax, I don't bite.
Relax, smell the steak.
Relax. Breathe. Breathe.
Restored T cell immunity...
RICK FERRIS: It's both our job and the FDA's to make sure the drug is safe.
RICK FERRIS: We're going as fast as possible, believe me.
Right here, motherfuckers!
Right there. Right there. That's it, that's it. Breathe.
Right up your alley
Right!
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. There's a Dr. Bradley out in Alberta.
Rog, this ain't the sandbox. Twenty minimum. C'mon.
Roger Thompson?
Ron, I got two from Austin, both on AZT.
Ron, what the hell is going on, huh?
RON: Denise!
RON: How much do you want, Daddy?
RON: How you doin', Denise? All right.
RON: I got over 3,000 people who need to get their hands on Peptide T,
RON: I like your style, Doc!
RON: Sorry to hear about your dad's Alzheimer's, Tuck.
RON: The hell is this?
RON: Well?
RON: Yeah, you gotta die somehow.
Ron!
Ron?
RON. I'm looking for Dr. Vass.
RON. Read that.
RON. We got a club, just down the street,
Ronnie, we got two new customers.
Runnin' a hell of a racket just like this.
Sadly, the AIDS crisis will only get worse before it gets better.
Say you wanna go grab a steak sometime, I know it's red, but...
Say, you ever wear any color?
Sc**** the bull shit off your boots, brother.
Screw the FDA.
Secondly, stay away from anything that's gonna cook your insides.
See you next week.
See, the pharma companies pay the FDA to push their product.
Seems like every time I see you, all I see is white.
Sell the car.
Send them in.
Señor?
Señor?
SEVARD: Mr. Woodroof. A'ight, so fucking watch it.
SEVARD: Take him out of this hospital.
SEVARD: That's right.
SEVARD: We don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV,.
SEVARD: You're a fool if you think you're helping yourself.
Shake his hand, T.J. C'mon.
Shake his hand, T.J. Give him a good one.
She got tired of the bullshit and all that, you know how it is?
She looks great.
She paint this? Yep.
She paint this? Yep.
She's a customer.
She's got full blown AIDS.
She's HIV positive?
Shit, I don't know, Ron. Well, I do.
Shit, I know you got a pussy addiction, motherfucker.
Shit, tell 'em you got a cold, man, they give you two weeks off.
Shit, Tuck, you're starting to sound like a goddamn old man.
Shit, you fucking kidding me'?
Shit. God damn.
Shit. I went to the doctor's one time,
Shohu Okaiku? Uh huh.
Significant decreases in the red and white blood cells in the animals?
Sing to me, baby.
Sir! You're in the middle of the street.
Six hundred milligrams.
Slow drip.
So all we need is more members, and where do we get those?
So as I stand here tonight, clinical trials are underway
So don't accuse me of acting irresponsibly.
So frankly, we're surprised you're even alive.
So I kept some change in my pocket and I ended up being
So I went to med school.
So tell your patients to stay away from him.
So we can get the drug to the people who actually need it.
So we can keep dealing.
So we need to know where you acquired the drugs.
So we ran some additional tests.
So why are they stopping the trial?
So, fuck no, they don't wanna see my research.
So, you better be listening, all right?
So, you wanna be here some more?
So, you're giving dying people sugar pills?
So, you're gonna conduct another animal study?
So, you're tellin' me I'm as good as a horse
Some blood tests.
Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live.
Son of a bitch!
Sorry, damn' .
Sorry, Ron.
Sound fun?
Sound like AIDS to you?
Sounds nice.
Speak UP
Speaking of, I'll be taking one this afternoon thinking about you.
Stay at the end of the bed.
Step on up, let's do some business.
Step over by your car.
Step over by your vehicle right now.
Stick it in!
Still being written.
Support groups. Exactly.
Supposed to keep the healthy cells you got
Sure.
Surprise is, you made a fucking mistake.
Swear I feel like a human again.
T.J.: Shit, damn doctor cut your balls off?
T.J.: Yeah? You all right, brother? You cool?
Take my woman dancing, you know?
Take my woman dancing, you know?
Take this, motherfucker!
Take your sunflower and get the fuck out.
Talk straight to my fucking face.
Tell Rayon I was looking for him,
Tell you what, I'm gonna be a pain in your ass until I'm six feet under!
Telling me that fucking Rock cock sucking Hudson bullshit?
Ten grand? Twenty grand?
Ten thousand of 'em.
Than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us, we would like...
Than that which normally would be the case.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for the lift, man.
Thanks for the lift, man.
Thanks.
That and a day of watching bull riding.
That AZT has been approved as the first drug to treat AIDS.
That decision, like it or not, is left up to the people in this hospital.
That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying.
That I do not need help picking up ladies from your sorry ass.
That I do not need help picking up ladies from your sorry ass.
That is a non toxic protein serum.
That is DDC.
That isn't how it works.
That shit is purer than a preacher's daughter's pussy right there.
That takes me right out, then.
That took some balls.
That way, we'll both get some.
That we're going to find an alternative without you.
That you might find informative,
That's a bullshit technicality, and you know it.
That's a hell of a coincidence, isn't it?
That's a violation of FDA regulations.
That's aloe vera, sir. It's a plant.
That's for you. Really?
That's it, exactly why it's a mistake.
That's my partner.
That's right, fucking fooled you, didn't I?
That's the shit that'll rot your insides.
That's what you need,
That's why I'm down in this shithole.
The answer to a question.
The anti fungal? Yeah.
The AZT trial.
The AZT, we can tell who's on it by the symptoms.
The court system's your final resort.
The credit cards are maxed, pharmacy bills are due.
The dance, it ain't for me.
The FDA said it was a Japanese doctor with no legal standing.
The FDA's standard procedure to approve a new drug is eight to 12 years.
The flight attendants are currently passing around the cabin
The fuck is potassium benzoate?
The fuck is this bullshit?
The fuck is this?
The fuck's your problem, huh?
The goddamn rodeo's what you see!
The hell is goin' on in here?
The hospital.
The house is free. We wanna help.
The IRS. You're being audited.
The law doesn't seem to make much common sense sometimes.
The one the cowboys all wanna ride.
The only people AZT helps are the people who sell it.
The process. An FDA bullshit to pay up. I know what the fuck that is.
The protesters, some of whom are dying from AIDS,
The proud owner of a Texaco card.
The spills, the thrills, the bumps, the bruises.
Their insurance is paying for their treatment,
Then I test it all on myself before I give it to anyone.
There ain't no more. They started locking it up.
There ain't nothing out there that can kill Ron Woodroof in 3O days.
There are no long term effects.
There is a support group that meets daily in Draddy Auditorium.
There we go.
There we go.
There's a bunch of faggots up in New York
There's good days and bad.
There's nothing else out there.
These are my vials of vitamins,
These are patients?
These are the emergencies.
These drugs you're doing, they're breaking down your immune system.
These fuckers are coming at me, man, from all angles.
These people die, Eve.
They didn't include this study in their press release.
They got hot ass over there?
They need an electrician right away.
They need guys over there.
They ought to be able to take just about anything they feel will help,
They revoked my license to practice three years ago.
They tell ya you got brain cancer.
They tell ya you got brain cancer.
They were demanding faster action
They'll never let you back in.
They're also the names of players on the Dallas Cowboys.
They're not for sale, nor are they illegal.
They've been having some success
Third, if your brain's broke, your wires are crossed,
Thirty days?
This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
This guy, and if you could just...
This is a unique opportunity.
This is my 90 day supply.
This is my patient. You treating these people?
This is Texas.
This is The Lancet medical review,
This is your day, I can feel it.
This man also had a transfusion.
This place is a shithole, Doc.
This place is a shithole.
This place is disgusting. We have got to disinfect.
This place is perfect. We wanna lay low, not get busted.
This stuff will help. Woodroof.
Throughout the United States.
To be mentally healthy or physically healthy.
To choose your own medical care,
To export interferon to United States.
To go straight to human trials.
To have their AZT doses lowered to the minimum.
To leave the premises in an orderly fashion, please.
To make a final compliance check
To make sure every effort is made to fast track...
To pay me a little money for it,
To protect itself during the incubation period
To see these guys talking about curing the sick
To spend your last days in jail.
To wild flowers!
Toodaloo!
Trailer trash and rodeo groupies do not count as ladies.
Transfusions always make patients feel better.
Troubling side effects with the animal tests?
TUCKER: They're gonna kick the shit outta you someday, Woodroof. Maybe worse.
Tucker! I need you to arrest me!
Twenty five, take it or leave it.
Two T's, one Vit.
Uh...
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Under a different name or something.
Unfortunately, no.
VASS: The secretions the caterpillar uses
VASS: You get caught, don't say you got AIDS.
Very strong.
Vitamins and minerals that gave you a heart attack, remember?
Vitamins, Peptide T, DDC, anything but that poison you're hawkin'.
Vitamins?
Walker, Dorsett, Blount, Newsome, Jeff coat.
Wanna make sure they know what's goin' on.
Want to take some home? As much as I can carry.
We are not responsible for the drugs that we give you.
We at Avonex Industries began a trial,
We believe those problems were dosage based.
We can make you comfortable.
We can't write scripts for random people, random drugs.
We could be sued, lose our license.
We didn't test your blood for drugs.
We discussed this two weeks ago on the telephone.
We don't know what the long term effects are. It's irresponsible.
We don't want money.
We estimate you have 3O days left to put your affairs in order.
We going?
We got only one tenth the death ratio.
We have some AZT,
We need you to fill out this form.
We need your name, your address, phone number,
We ran the blood test several times.
We saw something which concerned us on your initial blood work,
We think it is in everyone's best interest that you resign.
We treat more than five times the amount of patients
We'll get you hooked up shortly.
We'll take care of y'all.
We're concerned with preventing a market for illegal drugs.
We're conducting a double blind,
We're hoping to fast track it. Within a year?
We're open 24/7.
We're pretty cash poor.
We're working closely with the FDA
We've got a live one! The great jawbreaker!
Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club.
Well good. 'Cause it ain't any y'all business anyway.
Well just for this, wine, dine,
Well, a little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.
Well, good for you, now get the fuck outta my car.
Well, hear this. I will bust you.
Well, how can I help you?
Well, howdy, Counselor.
Well, howdy, Counselor.
Well, I ain't selling drugs no more, Counselor.
Well, I live here. Where's Rayon?
Well, I need to know just exactly
Well, if there's a fine, no, you wanna fine me, huh?
Well, in '64, when AZT was developed as a cancer treatment,
Well, it's very in, turquoise.
Well, maybe this will help.
Well, of course it is, and as I said,
Well, tell him to go back to the fucking Sunshine State!
Well, that's beautiful.
Well, that's beautiful.
Well, that's good news.
Well, that's what I call a recipe for disaster.
Well, the FDA just confiscated 2,000 vials of alpha interferon,
Well, the test results were overwhelmingly positive. AZT works.
Well, then find a place where it fucking ain't.
Well, what d'you mean, Doc?
Well, what if it ain't?
Well, when it concerns my business,
Well, you didn't miss nothing at work.
Well, you nearly killed yourself,
Well...
What a surprise. FDA approved.
What about your mom?
What are you doing here?
What brain?
What can I say? They make it up as they go.
What d'you mean you can't get it back? It was authorized by a doctor!
What d'you mean?
What d'you say?
What d'you say? I can't hear you. (LAUGHING)
What d'you think, I'm one of your goddamn guinea pigs, Sevard, huh?
What do they know about treating a sick patient?
What do you want, Raymond?
What if what ain't?
What is it? Huh?
What is that, a smile?
What is that?
What kind of blood tests?
What the fuck you in here for, anyway?
What the fuck you want?
What you doin' here?
What you got?
What you're pumping into my bloodstream here, Doc.
What, you got Alzheimer's, Richard?
What?
What?
What?
What? Hook me up to the morphine drip, let me fade on out?
What's illegal about a bunch of vitamins and minerals, huh?
What's your fucking number, huh?
Whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face.
When he blessed you with a set of balls.
When they flash their gold Rolexes?
Where are you going?
Where d'ya hear that shit?
Where d'you get it?
Where d'you get this?
Where the hell are my trial patients?
Where were you?
Where you can get the meds that I'm talking about.
Where you goin'?
Where's it at? I got you, don't worry, just relax.
Where's my stuff, Barkley?
Where's the idiot?
Which he was about to sell to AIDS patients, to our patients.
Which is the virus that causes AIDS.
Which is what brings me here today.
Who d'you think's gonna do that when I'm not here?
Who have been prescribed the medication by a physician.
Who said I was a doctor?
Who the hell's Rock Hudson anyway?
Who's the girl?
Who's trying to sell me the drugs,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray!
Whoa.
Why are my fucking walls painted red?
Why are we here?
Why are you so good to me?
Why d'you become a doctor?
Why d'you cut off Peptide T, Richard, huh?
Why d'you wanna go work for a bunch of sand ******s anyway, huh?
Why don't you go ahead and hop up here for me,
Why is Boy George's mug all over my fucking room?
Why? All they want to serve up is AZT.
Why? What did you do?
Why'd I become a doctor? Um...
Will be very well compensated for their efforts.
Will have special criteria that would apply to
With an eye toward fast tracking AZT
With some daisy puller or something,
With the onset of HIV, however,
With what?
WOMAN ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen.
WOMAN ON TV: Now the FDA is proposing a permanent change in its regulations.
WOMAN: How long before the drug's approved?
WOMAN: How long before the drug's approved?
WOMAN: The drugs may only be purchased by individuals
WOMAN: We don't have time.
Won't you come on in, join the party.
Wood roof?
Woodroof! There's been an accident on platform 5.
Worst case scenario being what?
Would ya stop staring at her tits, Rayon?
Would you kindly tell us what you're doing?
Y'all go fuck yourselves!
Yeah, and without controlled trials, we're not gonna find a cure
Yeah, I did abuse it.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I read about this.
Yeah, it's a fuckin' protein.
Yeah, right here.
Yeah, shove it up your ass! RAYON: Ron.
Yeah, we going.
Yeah, well, it's their call, Eve,
Yeah, well, let's not start a pity party too soon.
Yeah!
Yeah! Bonnie and Clyde coming in for a loan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, I remember you.
Yeah. Uh huh.
Yep!
Yep!
Yep! That's what you said isn't it?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, as I was telling the gentleman earlier,
Yes, but its effect on the virus
Yes, have Dr. Sevard proceed until I get there.
Yes, Mr. Yamata. Let me figure out
Yes, sir, that's my favorite g**** juice.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
You ain't getting tits, Rayon.
You ain't gotta hang it or nothin',
You all head out man, I'm good.
You all right? Wait, relax.
You better hang on to your money, honey. Mmm hmm.
You call me Ronnie again,
You call yourself a doctor? Huh?
You can come in if you want. Oh, no.
You can meet me in my office in 20 minutes.
You can't buy this in the USA?
You can't tell me what to do. Such a bully!
You confiscated them, remember?
You could be making a fortune off of this.
You could be thrown in jail for a very long time, Father.
You croak, you croak. It's not our problem. It's yours.
You do realize that importing illegal drugs for sale,
You don't believe that I would actually...
You don't deserve our money, you homophobic asshole.
You don't give AZT to somebody with a broken immune system, it's toxic.
You don't have a snowball's chance in hell wearing that thing.
You enjoy your life, little lady.
You ever miss your regular life?
You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
You fucking kidding me?
You fucking with me?
You get her flowers?
You get her flowers?
You got a regular New World Order going on here, Vass.
You got any soap? Gimme a towel. C'mon!
You got cash?
You got enough for 20 of us?
You gotta stay clean.
You have a white coat, white shoes, white...
You have anything left to say to me,
You have over 3,000 pills here.
You just keep on shaking it, he'll see ya.
You kiddin' me? Hey, don't pollute me with this processed crap.
You know this law the FDA just passed is total bullshit.
You know what?
You looking to get your ass kicked?
You made that choice yourself.
You mind if I snuggle?
You missed your last trial appointment, Ray.
You motherfucker.
You need $350 more.
You only got one.
You rattled my brain.
You roommates?
You said I'd be dead in 30 days, well, howdy fuckin' doody,
You say it to my real doctor, Dr. Eve Saks,
You share with me. Appreciate it.
You shoot your body full of an unknown drug
You shot your immune system.
You should try it. (SNORTS)
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch. You murdered him.
You tell 'em you got a headache,
You telling me to go get a hug from a bunch of faggots?
You think that's gonna stop me?
You wanna play cards?
You want a list of my problems, huh?
You won't find that shit here.
You'll also be taking aloe and essential fatty acids.
You'll always test positive for HIV.
You'll always test positive for HIV.
You'll be getting your fine for non compliance
You'll have to fire me.
You're a fucking murderer!
You're a fucking murderer! Let go of me!
You're a priest? Yes, I am.
You're gonna be chewing through your asshole.
You're his physician, and you can't tell me what medications he's on?
You're in charge.
You're in the hospital. You almost died.
You're killing them!
You're not gonna die, now just come trust me, c'mon.
You're only allowed to bring in a 90 day supply.
You're saying cocaine's givin' me pneumonia?
You're selling these drugs for profit,
You're sitting there at America's number one spectator event.
You're starting to look normal.
You're too sick to leave here.
You've got to be kiddin' me.
You've tested positive for HIV.
Your bags are all packed
Your complete medical history and bring it back to me.
Your dad sounds like a practical man. He was.
Your lawyer.
Your mom?
Your office is next door.
Your own people, say is completely safe.
Your stuff gave you a heart attack.
Your T cell count is down to nine.
Your turn, what about you? Why did you become...
'cause of all the toxic shit you've been putting in your body.
'cause that shit ain't me.
'cause that's where the fuck I'm going!
'Cause they pay five times as much, that's why.
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
(CONTINUES COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS)
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR OPENS) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(EXHALING)
(GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(HONKING)
(HONKING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKS)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) You're not 'cause you sound so scientific.
(LAUGHS) Wildflowers, Texas style.
(MAN COUGHING)
(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON RADIO)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(PANTING)
(PEOPLE GRUMBLING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(READING IN SPANISH)
(RON SINGING)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(sesame)
(sesame)
(SHALLOW BREATHING)
(SHUSHING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) Am I fuckin' dreamin' or what?
(SIGHS) God help me.
(SINGING WITH STEREO) Life is strange.
(SLAMS DOOR)
(SLAMS DOOR)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLING)
(SNORTING)
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(STARTING ENGINE)
(TURNS ENGINE OFF)
(TURNS ENGINE OFF)
(URINATING)
$10 minimum?
$400.
$640, all right? You do that, and you're going to get blown