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Dragnet (1987) Dragnet is a 1987 American buddy cop comedy film based on the popular television series of the same name.

Dragnet (1987)

Dragnet is a 1987 American buddy cop comedy film based on the popular television series of the same name. Starring Dan Aykroyd and , the movie follows the misadventures of two mismatched detectives, Joe Friday and Pep Streebek, as they investigate a series of bizarre crimes in Los Angeles. Their humorous teamwork and contrasting personalities make for an entertaining and lighthearted crime-solving escapade.

This action-packed film is filled with witty banter, slapstick humor, and clever parodies, capturing the essence of the classic police procedural while injecting it with a healthy dose of comedy. Directed by Tom Mankiewicz, Dragnet showcases the comedic talents of Aykroyd and Hanks, who bring to life the iconic characters originated by Jack Webb. The film also features a talented supporting cast, including Christopher Plummer, Harry Morgan, and Alexandra Paul.

Relive the hilarious moments and thrilling investigations of Dragnet by playing and downloading these sounds here. Experience the laughter and excitement as Aykroyd and Hanks deliver their memorable performances in this beloved 1980s comedy.

A cool day in Los Angeles, with westerly winds...
A cool day in Los Angeles, with westerly winds...
A less experienced officer might have been concerned he was getting potluck.
A less experienced officer might have been concerned he was getting potluck.
A little extra gas isn't gonna put the city in hock.
A little extra gas isn't gonna put the city in hock.
A pattern of serial crimes which had occurred throughout the city.
A pattern of serial crimes which had occurred throughout the city.
A pristine virgin in a gown of white.
A pristine virgin in a gown of white.
A Yugoslavian import donated as a test vehicle by that country...
A Yugoslavian import donated as a test vehicle by that country...
Aboard my jet for a few restful days in Acapulco.
Aboard my jet for a few restful days in Acapulco.
About time you pencil dicks showed up.
About time you pencil dicks showed up.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. You're our main witness.
Absolutely. You're our main witness.
Actually believes he's going to be alive tomorrow.
Actually believes he's going to be alive tomorrow.
Actually believes he's going to be alive tomorrow.
Actually believes he's going to be alive tomorrow.
Actually trichlornitromethan and the pseudo halogenic cyanogen.
Actually trichlornitromethan and the pseudo halogenic cyanogen.
Actually, I've only been driving with Streebek a couple of days.
Actually, I've only been driving with Streebek a couple of days.
After absorbing minutes of gratuitous verbal abuse...
After absorbing minutes of gratuitous verbal abuse...
After losing two previous vehicles we had been issued...
After losing two previous vehicles we had been issued...
Ah, here are two who have not yet sipped the nectar of Shaitan.
Ah, here are two who have not yet sipped the nectar of Shaitan.
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
Alan Hale, Jr! Wow! Gilligan, little buddy!
Alan Hale, Jr! Wow! Gilligan, little buddy!
All buckled up? Good.
All buckled up? Good.
All girls do that, don't they, Joe?
All girls do that, don't they, Joe?
All I can think of is 38 kids standing individually on lonely corners...
All I can think of is 38 kids standing individually on lonely corners...
All right, boys, let's do it!
All right, boys, let's do it!
All that was left in his room...
All that was left in his room...
All the way down the mountain.
All the way down the mountain.
Almost 4 million people work and play here.
Almost 4 million people work and play here.
Almost.
Almost.
Although I was sure he'd be proud to know I was making a concerted effort...
Although I was sure he'd be proud to know I was making a concerted effort...
Although, as Mohawks go, it's not that bad. It'll grow back.
Although, as Mohawks go, it's not that bad. It'll grow back.
Am I glad I got transferred into Robbery Homicide!
Am I glad I got transferred into Robbery Homicide!
An adult male lion and a security guard had been tranquillized with a dart gun...
An adult male lion and a security guard had been tranquillized with a dart gun...
An aperitif, perhaps?
An aperitif, perhaps?
An exact match.
An exact match.
An illegal drug lab disguised as a legitimate place of business.
An illegal drug lab disguised as a legitimate place of business.
Anchovies, people who don't use coasters and...
Anchovies, people who don't use coasters and...
And attempted to determine the precise identification of the missing gases...
And attempted to determine the precise identification of the missing gases...
And based on our appearance, seemed reluctant to contact the sheriff...
And based on our appearance, seemed reluctant to contact the sheriff...
And briefed Captain Gannon on the outlandish festival we had attended...
And briefed Captain Gannon on the outlandish festival we had attended...
And bring you downtown to Parker Center tomorrow.
And bring you downtown to Parker Center tomorrow.
And do the honourable thing:
And do the honourable thing:
And don't forget, you're having your pores sucked at 3:00.
And don't forget, you're having your pores sucked at 3:00.
And frankly, you don't belong behind the wheel of a car.
And frankly, you don't belong behind the wheel of a car.
And generally less fun to be around than any person I've ever met.
And generally less fun to be around than any person I've ever met.
And I'll control both sides of the equation.
And I'll control both sides of the equation.
And I'll never forget his face.
And I'll never forget his face.
And I'll, you know...
And I'll, you know...
And if continuously inhaled, death.
And if continuously inhaled, death.
And if I may, a toast.
And if I may, a toast.
And it was back to routine duty for me and Pep Streebek.
And it was back to routine duty for me and Pep Streebek.
And light, scattered clouds at 3,000 feet.
And light, scattered clouds at 3,000 feet.
And like any other place anywhere...
And like any other place anywhere...
And maybe file a report.
And maybe file a report.
And me...
And me...
And men who smoke in public places.
And men who smoke in public places.
And mixed those chemicals into a deadly gas before we got there.
And mixed those chemicals into a deadly gas before we got there.
And Mr Caesar's sailing on his yacht.
And Mr Caesar's sailing on his yacht.
And on a school night, too.
And on a school night, too.
And proceed with us to the San Gabriel Mountains...
And proceed with us to the San Gabriel Mountains...
And reflecting the cutting edge of Serbo Croatian technology.
And reflecting the cutting edge of Serbo Croatian technology.
And responded to the call at Southern California's largest railhead...
And responded to the call at Southern California's largest railhead...
And since having sex in a Yugo was a logistical impossibility...
And since having sex in a Yugo was a logistical impossibility...
And Streebek and I were on our way back to Parker Center.
And Streebek and I were on our way back to Parker Center.
And tampering with public utilities.
And tampering with public utilities.
And this drawer.
And this drawer.
And where the hell is this supposed Pagan festival?
And where the hell is this supposed Pagan festival?
And you stole your landlady's wedding dress...
And you stole your landlady's wedding dress...
And you're doubling up on them.
And you're doubling up on them.
And your balls...
And your balls...
Any idea where Emil Muzz could be now? Friends? Family?
Any idea where Emil Muzz could be now? Friends? Family?
Anybody need boots?
Anybody need boots?
Anyhow, how much do you figure a monthly run of your...
Anyhow, how much do you figure a monthly run of your...
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Anything! Just name it.
Anything! Just name it.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
Are you on any medication that as your partner I should be made aware of?
Are you on any medication that as your partner I should be made aware of?
Are you the police?
Are you the police?
Arsonists posing as firemen had left a Pagan card...
Arsonists posing as firemen had left a Pagan card...
As a politically oriented, socially impacted monthly.
As a politically oriented, socially impacted monthly.
As enchanting as Robin was...
As enchanting as Robin was...
As far as your personal safety is concerned, I wouldn't worry.
As far as your personal safety is concerned, I wouldn't worry.
As for Streebek and me, we're back on day watch at Robbery Homicide...
As for Streebek and me, we're back on day watch at Robbery Homicide...
Assist officer. I'll handle this. Calm down.
Assist officer. I'll handle this. Calm down.
At 7:13 p.m., Captain Gannon authorized us to stake out Muzz's clubhouse...
At 7:13 p.m., Captain Gannon authorized us to stake out Muzz's clubhouse...
At ease, Streebek. We got another one.
At ease, Streebek. We got another one.
At his notorious pleasure compound in the coveted Bel Air section.
At his notorious pleasure compound in the coveted Bel Air section.
At Streebek's favourite coffeehouse and an outlay of $50 by me...
At Streebek's favourite coffeehouse and an outlay of $50 by me...
At the same desk my late Uncle Joe occupied...
At the same desk my late Uncle Joe occupied...
At this point, Captain Gannon became quite upset.
At this point, Captain Gannon became quite upset.
At this time of day, it took us 20 minutes to get there.
At this time of day, it took us 20 minutes to get there.
Authorize us to wear specialized apparel during a simulation surveillance.
Authorize us to wear specialized apparel during a simulation surveillance.
Bait magazine. She was featured.
Bait magazine. She was featured.
Be calm.
Be calm.
Be careful. This is a dangerous road.
Be careful. This is a dangerous road.
Because even in the City of Angels, from time to time, some halos slip.
Because even in the City of Angels, from time to time, some halos slip.
Because I have a whole lifetime to catch up on.
Because I have a whole lifetime to catch up on.
Because now he was going to play the detective game by my rules.
Because now he was going to play the detective game by my rules.
Besides, this looks bad.
Besides, this looks bad.
Big, bad, stupid looking.
Big, bad, stupid looking.
Blow it out your pants, cop.
Blow it out your pants, cop.
Bogus cops!
Bogus cops!
Boys, as you can see, I've got my work to do.
Boys, as you can see, I've got my work to do.
Bust him now, tomorrow you'll be mucking out stalls at Horse Patrol.
Bust him now, tomorrow you'll be mucking out stalls at Horse Patrol.
But according to the girl's mother, she hadn't come home either.
But according to the girl's mother, she hadn't come home either.
But did it ever occur to you that by going 8 miles an hour slower...
But did it ever occur to you that by going 8 miles an hour slower...
But he refused to divulge the time or location of that meeting.
But he refused to divulge the time or location of that meeting.
But his wings were about to be clipped...
But his wings were about to be clipped...
But I had the pleasure of spending the evening in the company of Connie Swail.
But I had the pleasure of spending the evening in the company of Connie Swail.
But I knew that any detective the department had to offer me...
But I knew that any detective the department had to offer me...
But nothing like this.
But nothing like this.
But that doesn't mean we can't follow up on one of their thefts.
But that doesn't mean we can't follow up on one of their thefts.
But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr Gingivitis?
But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr Gingivitis?
But the difference between you and me is you made the promise, I'm gonna keep it.
But the difference between you and me is you made the promise, I'm gonna keep it.
But then I realized Joe would never spring for the price of a motel room.
But then I realized Joe would never spring for the price of a motel room.
But there's one thing that never changes.
But there's one thing that never changes.
But this won't be a Pagan investigation. We can bring Narc in on it.
But this won't be a Pagan investigation. We can bring Narc in on it.
But unlike some people, I have a heart, goddam it!
But unlike some people, I have a heart, goddam it!
But until the laws are changed, my job's to get back your boxes of smut.
But until the laws are changed, my job's to get back your boxes of smut.
But when dealing...
But when dealing...
But when they attack great institutions like our city zoo, my hackles turn red.
But when they attack great institutions like our city zoo, my hackles turn red.
But, my dear Sergeant Friday, I'd always planned on killing you.
But, my dear Sergeant Friday, I'd always planned on killing you.
But... But... But, Commissioner...
But... But... But, Commissioner...
By his total disregard for departmental procedure.
By his total disregard for departmental procedure.
By the time I had returned with coffee, Muzz was singing like Beverly Sills.
By the time I had returned with coffee, Muzz was singing like Beverly Sills.
By the way, my name is Pep.
By the way, my name is Pep.
By this time tomorrow, thanks to that poison gas...
By this time tomorrow, thanks to that poison gas...
Caesar is reuniting all of his former Baitmates.
Caesar is reuniting all of his former Baitmates.
Calm. Police.
Calm. Police.
Can you swim?
Can you swim?
Captain Gannon had assigned me to investigate the Pagan robberies...
Captain Gannon had assigned me to investigate the Pagan robberies...
Captain Gannon, this is Streebek.
Captain Gannon, this is Streebek.
Captain Gannon, this is Streebek.
Captain Gannon, this is Streebek.
Captain, call the sheriff's department. I have the directions to the compound.
Captain, call the sheriff's department. I have the directions to the compound.
Captain, Commissioner...
Captain, Commissioner...
Certainly not the behaviour your Uncle Joe would have approved of.
Certainly not the behaviour your Uncle Joe would have approved of.
Chemical train hijack at the freight yards.
Chemical train hijack at the freight yards.
Chewing gum, Snickers bar, and my attorney, badge kisser!
Chewing gum, Snickers bar, and my attorney, badge kisser!
Chief, where's the fire?
Chief, where's the fire?
Child.
Child.
Chose, in His infinite wisdom, to deposit here...
Chose, in His infinite wisdom, to deposit here...
Cleaner streets, better schools, a good hockey team.
Cleaner streets, better schools, a good hockey team.
Clear the road.
Clear the road.
Cloud 9 to Thunderhead. We're startin' the gas.
Cloud 9 to Thunderhead. We're startin' the gas.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on, Joe!
Come on, Joe!
Come on, Joe. Slow down!
Come on, Joe. Slow down!
Come on. Let's go to the car and find that notebook.
Come on. Let's go to the car and find that notebook.
Commissioner Kirkpatrick, how nice to see you again.
Commissioner Kirkpatrick, how nice to see you again.
Commissioner, won't you please change your mind?
Commissioner, won't you please change your mind?
Commissioner...
Commissioner...
Could you tell us where he is?
Could you tell us where he is?
Creed and persuasion...
Creed and persuasion...
Curiously enough, I still hadn't heard from my anal retentive ex partner...
Curiously enough, I still hadn't heard from my anal retentive ex partner...
Damn Pagans must be living on No Doz.
Damn Pagans must be living on No Doz.
Deadly toxic chemicals are on the loose. What next, Mr Mayor?
Deadly toxic chemicals are on the loose. What next, Mr Mayor?
Degradation...
Degradation...
Detective Streebek to you. Let's get this mop trimmed.
Detective Streebek to you. Let's get this mop trimmed.
Didn't she say she threw some of his stuff in the trash?
Didn't she say she threw some of his stuff in the trash?
Distract it.
Distract it.
Do call the name Gathool!
Do call the name Gathool!
Do I know you long enough to lend you money? I don't think so.
Do I know you long enough to lend you money? I don't think so.
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Do you know the things that can fall into an industrial sausage press...
Do you know the things that can fall into an industrial sausage press...
Do yourself a favour, friend.
Do yourself a favour, friend.
Don't forget to leave a Pagan card...
Don't forget to leave a Pagan card...
Don't forget your goat leggings.
Don't forget your goat leggings.
Don't get too friendly.
Don't get too friendly.
Don't just stand there, you petrified monolith of legal propriety!
Don't just stand there, you petrified monolith of legal propriety!
Don't order anything more expensive than the Cobb salad. That is an order.
Don't order anything more expensive than the Cobb salad. That is an order.
Don't tell me. Your favourite movies are The Sound of Music and Yes, Giorgio.
Don't tell me. Your favourite movies are The Sound of Music and Yes, Giorgio.
Don't you mean the virgin Connie Swail?
Don't you mean the virgin Connie Swail?
Don't you realize that's my partner?
Don't you realize that's my partner?
Don't you remember those films they showed us in high school?
Don't you remember those films they showed us in high school?
Dozens of them.
Dozens of them.
Dr Whirley.
Dr Whirley.
Dragnet!
Dragnet!
Dream on, Streebek, dream on.
Dream on, Streebek, dream on.
Eelbazel!
Eelbazel!
Especially tonight, right? Huh?
Especially tonight, right? Huh?
Essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth.
Essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth.
Even going so far as to demonstrate the goat dance...
Even going so far as to demonstrate the goat dance...
Even though he knew I was waiting in a part of town...
Even though he knew I was waiting in a part of town...
Ever been to Hawaii?
Ever been to Hawaii?
Ever forward.
Ever forward.
Every man has a dream to chase. Frank's was that goat farm.
Every man has a dream to chase. Frank's was that goat farm.
Every single copy of our 25th Anniversary double issue of Bait.
Every single copy of our 25th Anniversary double issue of Bait.
Everything.
Everything.
Evil bringeth here our plea.
Evil bringeth here our plea.
Exactly! That kind of behaviour...
Exactly! That kind of behaviour...
Except for you and canned cling peaches, I'd be hard pressed to find anyone...
Except for you and canned cling peaches, I'd be hard pressed to find anyone...
Excuse me, miss. I never did catch your name.
Excuse me, miss. I never did catch your name.
Excuse me. Jerry, it's time for your collagen treatment.
Excuse me. Jerry, it's time for your collagen treatment.
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
Filled with polluted water and a giant Bolivian jungle snake.
Filled with polluted water and a giant Bolivian jungle snake.
Follow us, fellas. The party's just starting!
Follow us, fellas. The party's just starting!
For crying out loud!
For crying out loud!
For example, George Baker is now called Sylvia Wiss.
For example, George Baker is now called Sylvia Wiss.
For my actions.
For my actions.
For that special someone to come along.
For that special someone to come along.
For the final touch to our brew tonight...
For the final touch to our brew tonight...
For the first time in 12 years, I rolled into traffic with a new partner.
For the first time in 12 years, I rolled into traffic with a new partner.
Forget it. We're responsible for a civilian's safety.
Forget it. We're responsible for a civilian's safety.
Forgotten about them?
Forgotten about them?
Founder of MAMA, the Moral Advance Movement of America.
Founder of MAMA, the Moral Advance Movement of America.
Frank quit. Bought a goat farm.
Frank quit. Bought a goat farm.
Frank's late. Must've been held up in traffic.
Frank's late. Must've been held up in traffic.
Fresh, wholesome milk.
Fresh, wholesome milk.
Friday, I think we finally found your look.
Friday, I think we finally found your look.
Friday, January 9, 3:12 a.m.
Friday, January 9, 3:12 a.m.
Friday, Streebek, good work.
Friday, Streebek, good work.
Friday, Streebek, Los Angeles police officers.
Friday, Streebek, Los Angeles police officers.
Friday, Streebek. Robbery. You have some Pagan cards?
Friday, Streebek. Robbery. You have some Pagan cards?
Friday, these animals...
Friday, these animals...
Friday, we're allowed to go 55.
Friday, we're allowed to go 55.
Friendships start with first names...
Friendships start with first names...
From my brother, the traffic cop, to my sister, the metre maid.
From my brother, the traffic cop, to my sister, the metre maid.
From Orange County, here we go!
From Orange County, here we go!
From the owner of the chemicals company, a Mr Roy Grest.
From the owner of the chemicals company, a Mr Roy Grest.
From their respective hijacked tanker cars.
From their respective hijacked tanker cars.
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Get smart. Give it up by not taking it up.
Get smart. Give it up by not taking it up.
Glad to meet you.
Glad to meet you.
Go out and get my magazines back on the stand where they belong.
Go out and get my magazines back on the stand where they belong.
Go!
Go!
Goddam puss faced pimp stick.
Goddam puss faced pimp stick.
Good driving!
Good driving!
Good enough for you?
Good enough for you?
Good evening, Reverend.
Good evening, Reverend.
Good night, Streebek.
Good night, Streebek.
Good, Muzz. Give yourself a hard time.
Good, Muzz. Give yourself a hard time.
Good! When you wake up...
Good! When you wake up...
Good.
Good.
Good...
Good...
Goodbye, Pep. Will you be coming over later?
Goodbye, Pep. Will you be coming over later?
Goodness! Earthquake! It's the big one!
Goodness! Earthquake! It's the big one!
Gosh! I'm terribly sorry!
Gosh! I'm terribly sorry!
Granny Friday.
Granny Friday.
Granny Mundy, may I escort you to Joe's car?
Granny Mundy, may I escort you to Joe's car?
Granny, have you ever eaten a chili dog off the back of a motorcycle?
Granny, have you ever eaten a chili dog off the back of a motorcycle?
Granny, this is the virgin Connie Swail.
Granny, this is the virgin Connie Swail.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Half the poor dumb sheep in Los Angeles will be forking over money...
Half the poor dumb sheep in Los Angeles will be forking over money...
Hand over your money, and I'll go buy my own smokes.
Hand over your money, and I'll go buy my own smokes.
Hang on and keep your head down.
Hang on and keep your head down.
Have been reporting vehicles stolen, so keep an eye on your car.
Have been reporting vehicles stolen, so keep an eye on your car.
Have given way to Taser guns and anodized metal batons.
Have given way to Taser guns and anodized metal batons.
Have you seen this guy? What a mental fur ball.
Have you seen this guy? What a mental fur ball.
Having gained Captain Gannon's grudging agreement to contact the commissioner...
Having gained Captain Gannon's grudging agreement to contact the commissioner...
Hay fever?
Hay fever?
He accused us of being on a drinking binge...
He accused us of being on a drinking binge...
He had an extensive list of merit citations which was tainted...
He had an extensive list of merit citations which was tainted...
He had been planning to attend a meeting that night at the Pagan clubhouse...
He had been planning to attend a meeting that night at the Pagan clubhouse...
He or she would naturally go to Washington.
He or she would naturally go to Washington.
He pictured himself as some hipster, free bird cop.
He pictured himself as some hipster, free bird cop.
He was a loner. Took off in the middle of the night.
He was a loner. Took off in the middle of the night.
He was too broken up to talk about it.
He was too broken up to talk about it.
He'll tell or I'll shove that collar so far down his throat...
He'll tell or I'll shove that collar so far down his throat...
He's gonna mistake me for some pretty coed, and out comes that claw.
He's gonna mistake me for some pretty coed, and out comes that claw.
He's got both people he wants to eliminate in one place.
He's got both people he wants to eliminate in one place.
He's got Connie. Let's move it.
He's got Connie. Let's move it.
He's Mr Caesar's driver...
He's Mr Caesar's driver...
He's the one who kidnapped me and threw me in that pit...
He's the one who kidnapped me and threw me in that pit...
He's thickheaded, insensitive and reactionary.
He's thickheaded, insensitive and reactionary.
Hear! Hear!
Hear! Hear!
Hello, Joe. Guess I'm early.
Hello, Joe. Guess I'm early.
Hello! Photographs of people. Kinda faded.
Hello! Photographs of people. Kinda faded.
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Her favourite colour is blue.
Her favourite colour is blue.
Hewn from majestic redwood forests.
Hewn from majestic redwood forests.
Hey, everybody, it's me, Pep. Good to see ya!
Hey, everybody, it's me, Pep. Good to see ya!
Hey, isn't that Whirley's car?
Hey, isn't that Whirley's car?
Hey, phone number. Think it means something?
Hey, phone number. Think it means something?
Hey, Sylvia Wiss!
Hey, Sylvia Wiss!
Hey, we're not askin' you for your money, Ozzie.
Hey, we're not askin' you for your money, Ozzie.
Hey, who called the fire department?
Hey, who called the fire department?
Hey, zipper head!
Hey, zipper head!
Hi, Kay. How are you? I could find out where they set up the lab this week.
Hi, Kay. How are you? I could find out where they set up the lab this week.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. Can I help you?
His apartment building in the come as you are section of Venice Beach.
His apartment building in the come as you are section of Venice Beach.
Hit the deck!
Hit the deck!
Hold it there, Whirley. Police Officer. You're under arrest.
Hold it there, Whirley. Police Officer. You're under arrest.
How 'bout a paper route?
How 'bout a paper route?
How 'bout takin' your hands off my suit?
How 'bout takin' your hands off my suit?
How about very, very sure?
How about very, very sure?
How come his is so much bigger than yours?
How come his is so much bigger than yours?
How do you like those sweet pipes, Reverend?
How do you like those sweet pipes, Reverend?
How do you tell that to kids who haven't seen a lion and won't want to again?
How do you tell that to kids who haven't seen a lion and won't want to again?
I actually pictured my ex partner introducing that little cupcake...
I actually pictured my ex partner introducing that little cupcake...
I am relieved to announce tonight...
I am relieved to announce tonight...
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
I beg to differ. Ask him if he remembers 3,000 gallons of stolen...
I beg to differ. Ask him if he remembers 3,000 gallons of stolen...
I beg your pardon? Is this some sort of feeble joke?
I beg your pardon? Is this some sort of feeble joke?
I called you cops three hours ago.
I called you cops three hours ago.
I came to the conclusion that something must be wrong.
I came to the conclusion that something must be wrong.
I can handle it.
I can handle it.
I can't quite place it.
I can't quite place it.
I consider you a real friend.
I consider you a real friend.
I could return our rent a wreck...
I could return our rent a wreck...
I demand an immediate explanation for this outrageous behaviour.
I demand an immediate explanation for this outrageous behaviour.
I didn't have the heart to turn it in.
I didn't have the heart to turn it in.
I do consecrate.
I do consecrate.
I do consecrate.
I do consecrate.
I don't have to publish their junk just because they got 1st amendment rights.
I don't have to publish their junk just because they got 1st amendment rights.
I don't have. I can quote 'em to you.
I don't have. I can quote 'em to you.
I don't know what to say, Mrs. Swail.
I don't know what to say, Mrs. Swail.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know why, but...
I don't know why, but...
I don't see Connie.
I don't see Connie.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I escorted my grandmother to her favourite restaurant, the Brown Derby.
I escorted my grandmother to her favourite restaurant, the Brown Derby.
I forgot about the snake. How big did you say it was again?
I forgot about the snake. How big did you say it was again?
I found the snake.
I found the snake.
I get the hang of it. In the April issue.
I get the hang of it. In the April issue.
I guess that's not so unusual.
I guess that's not so unusual.
I had a kitten once.
I had a kitten once.
I hate to admit it, but for once in your life you're right. This is good coffee.
I hate to admit it, but for once in your life you're right. This is good coffee.
I hate to be the one to break that to you, but it's the truth.
I hate to be the one to break that to you, but it's the truth.
I hate you, Streebek.
I hate you, Streebek.
I have a feeling this evening is going to be full of surprises.
I have a feeling this evening is going to be full of surprises.
I have always sought the approval of a somewhat higher power...
I have always sought the approval of a somewhat higher power...
I have eyes.
I have eyes.
I have never been elected to public office.
I have never been elected to public office.
I just heard on the police radio they've stormed the mansion.
I just heard on the police radio they've stormed the mansion.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I know because that's when it gets its final feeding.
I know because that's when it gets its final feeding.
I know the young man was overzealous, but he springs from a great tradition.
I know the young man was overzealous, but he springs from a great tradition.
I know where they serve the best in town. Come on.
I know where they serve the best in town. Come on.
I need coffee.
I need coffee.
I once saw Alan Hale, Jr. In here.
I once saw Alan Hale, Jr. In here.
I outrank you. I'll drive.
I outrank you. I'll drive.
I overslept.
I overslept.
I placed a call to the virgin Connie Swail...
I placed a call to the virgin Connie Swail...
I really did have a very good time.
I really did have a very good time.
I requested him to meet us as soon as possible at his office.
I requested him to meet us as soon as possible at his office.
I saw your announcement about my so called million dollar contribution.
I saw your announcement about my so called million dollar contribution.
I see the fire. I see the fire.
I see the fire. I see the fire.
I seem to have left my notebook in the car.
I seem to have left my notebook in the car.
I should've thrown it in the river the day he left...
I should've thrown it in the river the day he left...
I still couldn't get my mind off what happened to Joe Friday.
I still couldn't get my mind off what happened to Joe Friday.
I stopped and phoned in an order in honour of Granny Mundy's birthday.
I stopped and phoned in an order in honour of Granny Mundy's birthday.
I suggest you try to be a little more like him from now on.
I suggest you try to be a little more like him from now on.
I telephoned Captain Gannon at home, waking him.
I telephoned Captain Gannon at home, waking him.
I think we're finished here, don't you, Detective Streebek?
I think we're finished here, don't you, Detective Streebek?
I thought the Christian Science Reading Room closed at 10:00?
I thought the Christian Science Reading Room closed at 10:00?
I used to wish upon a different star every night...
I used to wish upon a different star every night...
I was kind of excited.
I was kind of excited.
I was to contact my new partner at the central receiving lot.
I was to contact my new partner at the central receiving lot.
I was working day watch out of Robbery Homicide...
I was working day watch out of Robbery Homicide...
I work here. I carry a badge.
I work here. I carry a badge.
I wouldn't worry about the door. Scum who'd represent you would ooze under it.
I wouldn't worry about the door. Scum who'd represent you would ooze under it.
I, your High Priest...
I, your High Priest...
I'd be privileged, Detective Startrek.
I'd be privileged, Detective Startrek.
I'd like you to meet my maternal grandmother, Mrs. Grace Mundy.
I'd like you to meet my maternal grandmother, Mrs. Grace Mundy.
I'd say this is shaping up to be a little more than a series of robberies.
I'd say this is shaping up to be a little more than a series of robberies.
I'll be enforcing the public health code.
I'll be enforcing the public health code.
I'll be joining a special passenger...
I'll be joining a special passenger...
I'll drive!
I'll drive!
I'll drive.
I'll drive.
I'll expect a full report.
I'll expect a full report.
I'll have a policewoman come here tonight, keep an eye on the house...
I'll have a policewoman come here tonight, keep an eye on the house...
I'll have to take off his shoes to wring his neck.
I'll have to take off his shoes to wring his neck.
I'll have your badge for breakfast!
I'll have your badge for breakfast!
I'll never forget his face as long as I live.
I'll never forget his face as long as I live.
I'll tell you what you do before you go home and start polishing your pennies.
I'll tell you what you do before you go home and start polishing your pennies.
I'm absolutely counting on them.
I'm absolutely counting on them.
I'm afraid he is not going gentle into that good night.
I'm afraid he is not going gentle into that good night.
I'm afraid I'll have to take your badge and gun.
I'm afraid I'll have to take your badge and gun.
I'm afraid the second highest duty calls.
I'm afraid the second highest duty calls.
I'm beginning to be concerned myself.
I'm beginning to be concerned myself.
I'm glad, Connie.
I'm glad, Connie.
I'm not gonna allow a gang of cement heads to intimidate me...
I'm not gonna allow a gang of cement heads to intimidate me...
I'm not saying another word until my attorney gets here!
I'm not saying another word until my attorney gets here!
I'm Pep Streebek, your new partner.
I'm Pep Streebek, your new partner.
I'm positive, Joe.
I'm positive, Joe.
I'm so proud!
I'm so proud!
I'm sorry, Joe. He's not in any of these.
I'm sorry, Joe. He's not in any of these.
I'm surrounded by Pagans. Call out S.W.A.T. They've got a small army here.
I'm surrounded by Pagans. Call out S.W.A.T. They've got a small army here.
I'm very sorry you lost your job, Joe.
I'm very sorry you lost your job, Joe.
I'm watching my TV.
I'm watching my TV.
I'm well aware of the federally mandated speed limit.
I'm well aware of the federally mandated speed limit.
I'm your partner, and I don't even know where you live.
I'm your partner, and I don't even know where you live.
I've been sick.
I've been sick.
I've been thinking. Maybe your informant was right.
I've been thinking. Maybe your informant was right.
I've got 1st amendment rights, too. Look 'em up.
I've got 1st amendment rights, too. Look 'em up.
I've invited someone already to join us, and you don't know her.
I've invited someone already to join us, and you don't know her.
I've never known you to act this way.
I've never known you to act this way.
I've never needed more.
I've never needed more.
If all they were after was revenge against Caesar, it's slime versus slime.
If all they were after was revenge against Caesar, it's slime versus slime.
If he believes there's probable cause...
If he believes there's probable cause...
If I ever hear you've come within one mile of Reverend Whirley...
If I ever hear you've come within one mile of Reverend Whirley...
If it would make us all feel better...
If it would make us all feel better...
If one wishes to effect a financial upheaval in this country...
If one wishes to effect a financial upheaval in this country...
If one wishes to revolutionize the political system...
If one wishes to revolutionize the political system...
If these creatures could talk, they'd give the citizens a vote of thanks.
If these creatures could talk, they'd give the citizens a vote of thanks.
If you could call Commissioner Kirkpatrick...
If you could call Commissioner Kirkpatrick...
If you do not drop that insubordinate tone, you'll be one again soon.
If you do not drop that insubordinate tone, you'll be one again soon.
If you give up the right to remain silent...
If you give up the right to remain silent...
If you waive that right, anything you say can and will be used against you.
If you waive that right, anything you say can and will be used against you.
If you'll both excuse me...
If you'll both excuse me...
If you're that strapped for cash, I'd suggest a part time job.
If you're that strapped for cash, I'd suggest a part time job.
Ignodrohoth!
Ignodrohoth!
Illegal hallucinogenic love drugs.
Illegal hallucinogenic love drugs.
In a sympathetic community populated by decent citizens cheering them on.
In a sympathetic community populated by decent citizens cheering them on.
In and for the County of Los Angeles.
In and for the County of Los Angeles.
In my opinion...
In my opinion...
In some hundred year old penitentiary with a wooden plank for a bed.
In some hundred year old penitentiary with a wooden plank for a bed.
In spite of every logical instinct I've ever had...
In spite of every logical instinct I've ever had...
In the charred ruins of a downtown warehouse.
In the charred ruins of a downtown warehouse.
In the cultural nexus of the Pacific Rim.
In the cultural nexus of the Pacific Rim.
In the same city where they recorded We Are the World.
In the same city where they recorded We Are the World.
In the undercover narcotics unit where he used to work.
In the undercover narcotics unit where he used to work.
In what sadly passes for the modern world.
In what sadly passes for the modern world.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Instead?
Instead?
Is not immune from lawlessness!
Is not immune from lawlessness!
Is that we live here now in a city...
Is that we live here now in a city...
It builds character. It did in my case.
It builds character. It did in my case.
It burns the eyes, lungs, and throat, causes vomiting...
It burns the eyes, lungs, and throat, causes vomiting...
It didn't surprise me that he was late...
It didn't surprise me that he was late...
It eats whole, live groundhogs.
It eats whole, live groundhogs.
It has its days.
It has its days.
It specifies clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers...
It specifies clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers...
It tastes like...
It tastes like...
It was chilly that morning in the City of Angels.
It was chilly that morning in the City of Angels.
It was very nice of you to try and take us out to dinner, Joe.
It was very nice of you to try and take us out to dinner, Joe.
It's about time.
It's about time.
It's an unhealthy habit I don't encourage in others.
It's an unhealthy habit I don't encourage in others.
It's called a mistake. But I don't suppose you ever make any of those.
It's called a mistake. But I don't suppose you ever make any of those.
It's enough to churn your guts, isn't it?
It's enough to churn your guts, isn't it?
It's for you. The president.
It's for you. The president.
It's for your own good, Joe.
It's for your own good, Joe.
It's gonna take me 15, 20 min... A half an hour to find it.
It's gonna take me 15, 20 min... A half an hour to find it.
It's him again.
It's him again.
It's just you...
It's just you...
It's more money than you'll ever see in your life. And I do that every month.
It's more money than you'll ever see in your life. And I do that every month.
It's Nightmare on Elm Street.
It's Nightmare on Elm Street.
It's no use.
It's no use.
It's not always its final feeding.
It's not always its final feeding.
It's not mister, junior, bub or Streebek. It's Pep.
It's not mister, junior, bub or Streebek. It's Pep.
It's only time before we tie you in to one of those Pagan jobs.
It's only time before we tie you in to one of those Pagan jobs.
It's quite simple, Jane.
It's quite simple, Jane.
It's right up here, off highway 61!
It's right up here, off highway 61!
It's ringing.
It's ringing.
January 9, 8:37 a.m.
January 9, 8:37 a.m.
Jesus Christ! I'm about to be eaten!
Jesus Christ! I'm about to be eaten!
Joe Friday was the most dedicated cop in this city.
Joe Friday was the most dedicated cop in this city.
Joe, he is sitting with the commissioner and our captain.
Joe, he is sitting with the commissioner and our captain.
Joe, help!
Joe, help!
Joe, I suddenly got very hungry. Let's grab some sushi.
Joe, I suddenly got very hungry. Let's grab some sushi.
Joe, Jerry, Dona! Ava!
Joe, Jerry, Dona! Ava!
Joe, lend me 20 bucks.
Joe, lend me 20 bucks.
Joe, why don't you go get a couple cups of coffee?
Joe, why don't you go get a couple cups of coffee?
Joe! You have a date?
Joe! You have a date?
Joe?
Joe?
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe...
Joe...
Jonathan, I do not trust that man.
Jonathan, I do not trust that man.
Jonathan, I do not trust that man.
Jonathan, I do not trust that man.
Jonathan, I think maybe...
Jonathan, I think maybe...
Jonathan!
Jonathan!
Jonathan!
Jonathan!
Jonathan?
Jonathan?
Jonathan.
Jonathan.
Jump on this and spin, cop.
Jump on this and spin, cop.
Just because I refused to publish their stupid manifesto.
Just because I refused to publish their stupid manifesto.
Just chuckle away. I don't hear God laughing.
Just chuckle away. I don't hear God laughing.
Just get out that list of stolen black and whites.
Just get out that list of stolen black and whites.
Just hand them over.
Just hand them over.
Just like the sign said on the building before you obliterated it.
Just like the sign said on the building before you obliterated it.
Just make sure he turns into a drug crazed idiot, with pictures.
Just make sure he turns into a drug crazed idiot, with pictures.
Just relax and hold on tight.
Just relax and hold on tight.
Just the facts, if you don't mind, ma'am.
Just the facts, if you don't mind, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am. He leave anything else behind?
Just the facts, ma'am. He leave anything else behind?
Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts, ma'am.
Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts, ma'am.
Kidnapping, arson, obstruction of justice...
Kidnapping, arson, obstruction of justice...
Kids, it'll grow back.
Kids, it'll grow back.
Kill the good! Kill the good!
Kill the good! Kill the good!
Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!
Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!
Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!
Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!
Last time you went after Whirley, you got suspended. Now you'll get arrested.
Last time you went after Whirley, you got suspended. Now you'll get arrested.
Late night last night, partner?
Late night last night, partner?
Leading that attack again is Police Commissioner Jane Kirkpatrick.
Leading that attack again is Police Commissioner Jane Kirkpatrick.
Let me show you where I found them.
Let me show you where I found them.
Let me tell you something, Mr Lone Wolf.
Let me tell you something, Mr Lone Wolf.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let's check Enid Borden's description.
Let's check Enid Borden's description.
Let's go meet Jerry.
Let's go meet Jerry.
Let's go, Streebek.
Let's go, Streebek.
Let's have one of your smokes.
Let's have one of your smokes.
Let's hear what she has to say.
Let's hear what she has to say.
Let's just drop the fake civility. Okay, Caesar?
Let's just drop the fake civility. Okay, Caesar?
Let's just hope they're not referring to you.
Let's just hope they're not referring to you.
Let's move! I'll drive.
Let's move! I'll drive.
Let's not stand around here moping. I'm hungry! Let's go for chili dogs.
Let's not stand around here moping. I'm hungry! Let's go for chili dogs.
Let's think about this. That is Jonathan Whirley.
Let's think about this. That is Jonathan Whirley.
Listen to me, Captain.
Listen to me, Captain.
Listen, hotshot, I don't care for you or the putrid sludge you're trowelling out.
Listen, hotshot, I don't care for you or the putrid sludge you're trowelling out.
Listen, Joe, it's the darndest thing.
Listen, Joe, it's the darndest thing.
Listen, you public pawn. My attorney's on his way.
Listen, you public pawn. My attorney's on his way.
Located in the ecologically balanced San Gabriel Mountains.
Located in the ecologically balanced San Gabriel Mountains.
Look at the stars!
Look at the stars!
Look out for that bump!
Look out for that bump!
Look out!
Look out!
Look out!
Look out!
Look out! Look out!
Look out! Look out!
Look out! Muppets.
Look out! Muppets.
Look, there's the mayor.
Look, there's the mayor.
Los Angeles's habitat for wild animals sustained in dignified captivity.
Los Angeles's habitat for wild animals sustained in dignified captivity.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Magazine is worth?
Magazine is worth?
Make it easy on yourself. Lead us to the stolen magazines.
Make it easy on yourself. Lead us to the stolen magazines.
Manifest of the International Brotherhood of Pagan.
Manifest of the International Brotherhood of Pagan.
Many aspects of the officer's routine have changed since Uncle Joe's time.
Many aspects of the officer's routine have changed since Uncle Joe's time.
May I remind you that Commissioner Kirkpatrick...
May I remind you that Commissioner Kirkpatrick...
May you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live.
May you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live.
Maybe the Pagans anticipated our raid...
Maybe the Pagans anticipated our raid...
Mayor Parvin should consider the welfare of his constituents...
Mayor Parvin should consider the welfare of his constituents...
Milk.
Milk.
Miss Sylvia Wiss, right here, was the very first Baitmate ever.
Miss Sylvia Wiss, right here, was the very first Baitmate ever.
Mister, outside of cigarettes I only have one vice: Chili dogs.
Mister, outside of cigarettes I only have one vice: Chili dogs.
Moved to Ukiah. Left you this note.
Moved to Ukiah. Left you this note.
Mr Caesar has agreed to donate the sum...
Mr Caesar has agreed to donate the sum...
Mr Caesar will be sitting in that big Jacuzzi in the sky...
Mr Caesar will be sitting in that big Jacuzzi in the sky...
Ms. Jane Kirkpatrick.
Ms. Jane Kirkpatrick.
Must be every other stolen police vehicle on our hot sheet.
Must be every other stolen police vehicle on our hot sheet.
Must be every other stolen police vehicle on our hot sheet.
Must be every other stolen police vehicle on our hot sheet.
Must be what keeps your hair up.
Must be what keeps your hair up.
Muzz, Emil. Emil Muzz.
Muzz, Emil. Emil Muzz.
Muzz, let's run through it again.
Muzz, let's run through it again.
Muzz, you weren't even born with the sense God gave the common dog.
Muzz, you weren't even born with the sense God gave the common dog.
Muzz, you weren't even born with the sense God gave the common dog.
Muzz, you weren't even born with the sense God gave the common dog.
Muzz. Emil Muzz.
Muzz. Emil Muzz.
My advice is to start checking out the sanitariums.
My advice is to start checking out the sanitariums.
My dear Sergeant...
My dear Sergeant...
My God, he's dating Mother Goose! Hey, Joe!
My God, he's dating Mother Goose! Hey, Joe!
My hat was in that car.
My hat was in that car.
My hat's off to you, ma'am. Hope you stay that way.
My hat's off to you, ma'am. Hope you stay that way.
My money's clean.
My money's clean.
My name is Friday. I carry a badge.
My name is Friday. I carry a badge.
My name's Friday.
My name's Friday.
My name's Streebek. I'm a cop.
My name's Streebek. I'm a cop.
My partner and I witnessed that torchlight picnic you threw.
My partner and I witnessed that torchlight picnic you threw.
My partner.
My partner.
My partner's name is Frank Smith. The boss is Captain Gannon.
My partner's name is Frank Smith. The boss is Captain Gannon.
My publishing company is not a private platform for a bunch of yahoos.
My publishing company is not a private platform for a bunch of yahoos.
Narcotics has been waiting for months to bust this place. We can do it tonight.
Narcotics has been waiting for months to bust this place. We can do it tonight.
Nice work, Joe.
Nice work, Joe.
No cheques or money. I looked.
No cheques or money. I looked.
No distinguishing scars.
No distinguishing scars.
No matter how many times I see that, it never ceases to disgust me.
No matter how many times I see that, it never ceases to disgust me.
No matter how they got it.
No matter how they got it.
No road. Look out!
No road. Look out!
No, ma'am. Los Angeles Police Department.
No, ma'am. Los Angeles Police Department.
No, Mr Silly. February! My name is April.
No, Mr Silly. February! My name is April.
No, nothing.
No, nothing.
No. No, they don't, Miss Wiss.
No. No, they don't, Miss Wiss.
Not much of an improvement.
Not much of an improvement.
Not that it's any of your business, Mr National Enquirer...
Not that it's any of your business, Mr National Enquirer...
Not till now.
Not till now.
Now there are new methods, new philosophies, new equipment.
Now there are new methods, new philosophies, new equipment.
Now, fasten your seat belt. I can still effect a citizen's arrest.
Now, fasten your seat belt. I can still effect a citizen's arrest.
Now!
Now!
Nuh huh.
Nuh huh.
Of $1 million to my Moral Advance Movement.
Of $1 million to my Moral Advance Movement.
Of course there was.
Of course there was.
Of living Pagan perfection...
Of living Pagan perfection...
Officers proceed to the building where the department has research...
Officers proceed to the building where the department has research...
Oh, and, Emil...
Oh, and, Emil...
Oh, it's a knee slapper, if you consider Penal Codes 484207 A597 and 217...
Oh, it's a knee slapper, if you consider Penal Codes 484207 A597 and 217...
Oh, Joe!
Oh, Joe!
Oh, Joe! I'm so proud.
Oh, Joe! I'm so proud.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Jonathan!
Oh, my God! Jonathan!
Oh, no! Ahh!
Oh, no! Ahh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. The girl's aboard, of course?
Oh. The girl's aboard, of course?
Okay, so maybe all his dogs aren't attached to one leash.
Okay, so maybe all his dogs aren't attached to one leash.
Okay. I guess this officially closes my end of the investigation.
Okay. I guess this officially closes my end of the investigation.
On some occasions, even faster.
On some occasions, even faster.
On the precise behaviour and dress of today's average street gang member.
On the precise behaviour and dress of today's average street gang member.
On this occasion, we witnessed a Pagan ritual in progress.
On this occasion, we witnessed a Pagan ritual in progress.
On two counts of attempted murder...
On two counts of attempted murder...
Once he's politically dead, Commissioner Kirkpatrick...
Once he's politically dead, Commissioner Kirkpatrick...
One can't exist without the other.
One can't exist without the other.
One distressed 1985 unmarked Ford sedan.
One distressed 1985 unmarked Ford sedan.
One more thing. Police and fire departments...
One more thing. Police and fire departments...
One should set his or her sights on Wall Street.
One should set his or her sights on Wall Street.
One, we use cutlery. Two, we can control our sexual urges.
One, we use cutlery. Two, we can control our sexual urges.
Only if you call me Jonathan. [Chuckling]
Only if you call me Jonathan. [Chuckling]
Or maybe she will. You both are sort of starting from scratch with this thing.
Or maybe she will. You both are sort of starting from scratch with this thing.
Or meowing all night or climbing up your d****s.
Or meowing all night or climbing up your d****s.
Or they can try to take it the easy way.
Or they can try to take it the easy way.
Our apology was reluctantly accepted...
Our apology was reluctantly accepted...
Our car! We can steal it back.
Our car! We can steal it back.
Our good reverend's an amazing piece of work, isn't he, Jane?
Our good reverend's an amazing piece of work, isn't he, Jane?
Our hoses are in place. Start the gas when ready.
Our hoses are in place. Start the gas when ready.
Our problem is Mayor Parvin.
Our problem is Mayor Parvin.
P A G A N.
P A G A N.
Pagan or reverend, devil or angel?
Pagan or reverend, devil or angel?
Pagan.
Pagan.
Penal Code 836: A police officer may make an arrest without a warrant...
Penal Code 836: A police officer may make an arrest without a warrant...
Pep Streebek.
Pep Streebek.
Pep?
Pep?
Pep.
Pep.
Playtime was over...
Playtime was over...
Please, will you call me Jane?
Please, will you call me Jane?
Plus you two share that curious affection for hats.
Plus you two share that curious affection for hats.
Police officers, ma'am.
Police officers, ma'am.
Police officers, ma'am. L.A.P.D. Robbery. I'm Friday. This is...
Police officers, ma'am. L.A.P.D. Robbery. I'm Friday. This is...
Police officers! Clear the road.
Police officers! Clear the road.
Police officers. Emil Muzz?
Police officers. Emil Muzz?
Police work is a matter of us against them, not Mother, may I?
Police work is a matter of us against them, not Mother, may I?
Prepare the virgin.
Prepare the virgin.
Prepare the virgin. I don't like the sound of that.
Prepare the virgin. I don't like the sound of that.
Pretty clever of Whirley manoeuvring him up here to Caesar's party.
Pretty clever of Whirley manoeuvring him up here to Caesar's party.
Pseudo halogenic cyanogen.
Pseudo halogenic cyanogen.
Put a clamp on it!
Put a clamp on it!
Put it in your stomach, not on your uniform.
Put it in your stomach, not on your uniform.
Put your goat leggings on and try to blend in.
Put your goat leggings on and try to blend in.
Read him his rights, Pep.
Read him his rights, Pep.
Reckless endangerment of human life, wilful disregard of private property...
Reckless endangerment of human life, wilful disregard of private property...
Red Cross. Junior Lifesaver with clusters.
Red Cross. Junior Lifesaver with clusters.
Representing every race, colour...
Representing every race, colour...
Request Code 3. Officer in distress.
Request Code 3. Officer in distress.
Resign now.
Resign now.
Reverend Whirley abducted that girl, had his men throw her in a pit...
Reverend Whirley abducted that girl, had his men throw her in a pit...
Reverend Whirley, it's a privilege.
Reverend Whirley, it's a privilege.
Reverend Whirley, please accept our most sincere apologies.
Reverend Whirley, please accept our most sincere apologies.
Reverend, I'm sure you'll find these gals socially redeemin'.
Reverend, I'm sure you'll find these gals socially redeemin'.
Reverend...
Reverend...
Reverend...
Reverend...
Said he knew you'd understand.
Said he knew you'd understand.
Saying, Take me! I want to live on damn cement?
Saying, Take me! I want to live on damn cement?
Says who, flathead?
Says who, flathead?
Section 3 605...
Section 3 605...
See if you can get a line on the man they work with.
See if you can get a line on the man they work with.
See if you can make a positive I.D. On the man you saw.
See if you can make a positive I.D. On the man you saw.
See the fire?
See the fire?
Sergeant Friday, your table is ready.
Sergeant Friday, your table is ready.
Sergeant, if I asked your honest opinion about something, would I get it?
Sergeant, if I asked your honest opinion about something, would I get it?
Sergeant, you will remove those handcuffs immediately.
Sergeant, you will remove those handcuffs immediately.
Serving 43 consecutive 99 year sentences...
Serving 43 consecutive 99 year sentences...
Sewage breath would be your nickname for...
Sewage breath would be your nickname for...
Shaitan!
Shaitan!
Shaitan! Shaitan! Shaitan!
Shaitan! Shaitan! Shaitan!
She was a Baitmate.
She was a Baitmate.
She's as pure as she can be.
She's as pure as she can be.
She's my maternal grandmother. Her name is Mundy.
She's my maternal grandmother. Her name is Mundy.
Silly me.
Silly me.
Simulated surroundings, three squares a day.
Simulated surroundings, three squares a day.
Since we had properly obtained a search warrant...
Since we had properly obtained a search warrant...
Sit down, unless you're growing!
Sit down, unless you're growing!
Sitting in a park, getting eaten by ducks, sifting through garbage.
Sitting in a park, getting eaten by ducks, sifting through garbage.
Six feet, 165 pounds...
Six feet, 165 pounds...
Small surprise before the ceremony starts?
Small surprise before the ceremony starts?
So long, hotshot.
So long, hotshot.
So pipe down and let me enjoy my lunch in peace.
So pipe down and let me enjoy my lunch in peace.
So take off these cuffs and open the door!
So take off these cuffs and open the door!
So the police and Mr Caesar's next of kin...
So the police and Mr Caesar's next of kin...
So there's nothing you can do about it, you slimy little jizz bucket.
So there's nothing you can do about it, you slimy little jizz bucket.
Soft core porno lord, Jerry Caesar...
Soft core porno lord, Jerry Caesar...
Some big guys grabbed me off the street last night.
Some big guys grabbed me off the street last night.
Some guys do, too, Connie.
Some guys do, too, Connie.
Some Pagan cards had been found.
Some Pagan cards had been found.
Somebody must've wanted that lion's mane bad to pull a stunt like that.
Somebody must've wanted that lion's mane bad to pull a stunt like that.
Somehow I feel I could tell you anything, Joe.
Somehow I feel I could tell you anything, Joe.
Sometimes it hides a little snack for later.
Sometimes it hides a little snack for later.
Sorry to bother you, fellas. We can't be too careful, huh?
Sorry to bother you, fellas. We can't be too careful, huh?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sort of like your aftershave.
Sort of like your aftershave.
Sports jacket or suit and leather shoes, preferable with a high shine.
Sports jacket or suit and leather shoes, preferable with a high shine.
Still, he was my partner.
Still, he was my partner.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop shaving with a pocketknife, and next time you eat your lunch...
Stop shaving with a pocketknife, and next time you eat your lunch...
Stop them!
Stop them!
Streebek had gone to seek assistance from friends...
Streebek had gone to seek assistance from friends...
Streebek was right.
Streebek was right.
Streebek, introduce yourself to my grandmother, quickly.
Streebek, introduce yourself to my grandmother, quickly.
Streebek, isn't there anything job related you should be doing now?
Streebek, isn't there anything job related you should be doing now?
Streebek, quick! Do something. It's constricting.
Streebek, quick! Do something. It's constricting.
Streebek, what are you doing here?
Streebek, what are you doing here?
Streebek, why are you always looking at your watch?
Streebek, why are you always looking at your watch?
Stupid looking piece of sewage breath stole my wedding dress?
Stupid looking piece of sewage breath stole my wedding dress?
Sure thing. If you'll excuse us, we have a fugitive to apprehend.
Sure thing. If you'll excuse us, we have a fugitive to apprehend.
Sure, but like every other psycho in this city with a foolproof plan...
Sure, but like every other psycho in this city with a foolproof plan...
Sure, this city isn't perfect. We need a smut free life for all our citizens.
Sure, this city isn't perfect. We need a smut free life for all our citizens.
Surf's up, but not for you.
Surf's up, but not for you.
Surprised?
Surprised?
Swail. Connie Swail.
Swail. Connie Swail.
Sylvia Wiss wanted you.
Sylvia Wiss wanted you.
Tell Jerry Caesar he's out of business.
Tell Jerry Caesar he's out of business.
Thank God, it's Friday!
Thank God, it's Friday!
Thank God, it's Friday!
Thank God, it's Friday!
Thank goodness he trusts me.
Thank goodness he trusts me.
Thank you, Delilah. Hello.
Thank you, Delilah. Hello.
Thank you, George, and welcome once again to Advance.
Thank you, George, and welcome once again to Advance.
Thank you, Mrs. Swail.
Thank you, Mrs. Swail.
Thank you, Sylvia.
Thank you, Sylvia.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, partner.
Thanks, partner.
That a slut peddler like Jerry Caesar could build a modern day Gomorrah...
That a slut peddler like Jerry Caesar could build a modern day Gomorrah...
That ass wipe also stiffed me for two months' rent when his cheque bounced.
That ass wipe also stiffed me for two months' rent when his cheque bounced.
That even Mr Caesar himself has bravely decided...
That even Mr Caesar himself has bravely decided...
That God, no matter how he is worshipped...
That God, no matter how he is worshipped...
That guy's probably 200 miles from here by now.
That guy's probably 200 miles from here by now.
That he is not responding to our pressure to resign.
That he is not responding to our pressure to resign.
That man with the collar.
That man with the collar.
That now we are investigating invisible crimes on the word of two...
That now we are investigating invisible crimes on the word of two...
That socially retarded hedonist...
That socially retarded hedonist...
That socially retarded hedonist...
That socially retarded hedonist...
That was a joke.
That was a joke.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
That's him.
That's him.
That's it. The limousine from the mansion.
That's it. The limousine from the mansion.
That's right, mister, you don't.
That's right, mister, you don't.
That's right. Impersonating a police officer.
That's right. Impersonating a police officer.
That's where I come in, doing my job to the best of my ability on a daily basis.
That's where I come in, doing my job to the best of my ability on a daily basis.
The California penal code 314.1 covering obscene conduct in public.
The California penal code 314.1 covering obscene conduct in public.
The complainant was the landlady, Enid Borden.
The complainant was the landlady, Enid Borden.
The current capital of depravity...
The current capital of depravity...
The day he was born, his mother had him home by 9:00.
The day he was born, his mother had him home by 9:00.
The dedicated people of the Los Angeles Police Department are one big family...
The dedicated people of the Los Angeles Police Department are one big family...
The door was opened by Police Officer Betsy Blees...
The door was opened by Police Officer Betsy Blees...
The face behind the mask.
The face behind the mask.
The face of crime. It just gets bigger and badder and uglier every day.
The face of crime. It just gets bigger and badder and uglier every day.
The Israelis?
The Israelis?
The lottery I can fix.
The lottery I can fix.
The missing giant anaconda was still here last night at 8:30.
The missing giant anaconda was still here last night at 8:30.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
The only car the department would release to us at this point...
The only car the department would release to us at this point...
The Pagans were taking them. We tried to fit in.
The Pagans were taking them. We tried to fit in.
The Reverend Jonathan Whirley was found guilty...
The Reverend Jonathan Whirley was found guilty...
The Reverend Whirley?
The Reverend Whirley?
The sad truth...
The sad truth...
The snake!
The snake!
The standard service revolver and simple lead sap...
The standard service revolver and simple lead sap...
The throat, eyes, lungs, and nose, and could cause vomiting and death.
The throat, eyes, lungs, and nose, and could cause vomiting and death.
The White Pages, my favourite. You ever actually reach out and touch someone?
The White Pages, my favourite. You ever actually reach out and touch someone?
Theft, kidnapping, cruelty to animals, attempted murder things to laugh about.
Theft, kidnapping, cruelty to animals, attempted murder things to laugh about.
Them magazines and papers were his down in the trash.
Them magazines and papers were his down in the trash.
Then you will hand in your badge. You are relieved from duty.
Then you will hand in your badge. You are relieved from duty.
There are two things which differentiate the human species from animals.
There are two things which differentiate the human species from animals.
There it goes. Let's roll.
There it goes. Let's roll.
There's a dress code for detectives in Robbery Homicide.
There's a dress code for detectives in Robbery Homicide.
There's Jerry over there.
There's Jerry over there.
There's no road here.
There's no road here.
There's nothing more you can do here. Believe me.
There's nothing more you can do here. Believe me.
There's one illegal lab in the city with the capacity, personnel and equipment...
There's one illegal lab in the city with the capacity, personnel and equipment...
There's only one way to find out, isn't there?
There's only one way to find out, isn't there?
These accusations are preposterous!
These accusations are preposterous!
These animals have it pretty good.
These animals have it pretty good.
These knots are too tight.
These knots are too tight.
They form a liquid fertilizer that's clear as water.
They form a liquid fertilizer that's clear as water.
They know everything. It's all over. We're finished.
They know everything. It's all over. We're finished.
They oughta transfer you to Missing Persons. You know everybody.
They oughta transfer you to Missing Persons. You know everybody.
They were heading up the investigation. Now you may consider them off it.
They were heading up the investigation. Now you may consider them off it.
They'd been playing a version of good cop, bad cop.
They'd been playing a version of good cop, bad cop.
They'd seemed merely irritating, but were gaining notoriety...
They'd seemed merely irritating, but were gaining notoriety...
They're heading up the Pagan investigation.
They're heading up the Pagan investigation.
They're quite impressive, bordering on spectacular.
They're quite impressive, bordering on spectacular.
They're shipped in separate containers. Mixed properly in the exact ratio...
They're shipped in separate containers. Mixed properly in the exact ratio...
They're the worst thing for you. Filled with nitrates, toxins, poisons.
They're the worst thing for you. Filled with nitrates, toxins, poisons.
Think of Christmas?
Think of Christmas?
This girl pruning this bush with her...
This girl pruning this bush with her...
This guy knows God personally. I hear they play racquetball together.
This guy knows God personally. I hear they play racquetball together.
This is Ben, our boa constrictor.
This is Ben, our boa constrictor.
This is gonna be a little different. Connie won't be sleeping in a box...
This is gonna be a little different. Connie won't be sleeping in a box...
This is such a happy restaurant.
This is such a happy restaurant.
This is such a happy restaurant.
This is such a happy restaurant.
This is the one I understand the least.
This is the one I understand the least.
This music was pulsating over and over again.
This music was pulsating over and over again.
This rampaging gang of Pagans has made a mockery of city administration.
This rampaging gang of Pagans has made a mockery of city administration.
Those 3.6 million citizens who expected him to be on the job this morning...
Those 3.6 million citizens who expected him to be on the job this morning...
Those who have it, enjoy it...
Those who have it, enjoy it...
Those who want it, can get it by attempting to better themselves...
Those who want it, can get it by attempting to better themselves...
Though I was unable to fathom the rules, it seemed Streebek had lost this round.
Though I was unable to fathom the rules, it seemed Streebek had lost this round.
Threatened to turn me into a civilian?
Threatened to turn me into a civilian?
Through their growing frequency and naked brazenness.
Through their growing frequency and naked brazenness.
Thursday, January 8, 5:45 a.m.
Thursday, January 8, 5:45 a.m.
Tighter! Pretend I'm Connie. Ooh!
Tighter! Pretend I'm Connie. Ooh!
To 3396834108th Street...
To 3396834108th Street...
To be the new focal point for the Moral Advance Movement of America.
To be the new focal point for the Moral Advance Movement of America.
To buy your sleaze...
To buy your sleaze...
To Granny Mundy.
To Granny Mundy.
To investigate the area.
To investigate the area.
To mix those two chemicals into a deadly gas.
To mix those two chemicals into a deadly gas.
To one of his old informants, I proceeded by Celebrity Cab...
To one of his old informants, I proceeded by Celebrity Cab...
To personally develop a close relationship...
To personally develop a close relationship...
To strike a blow in our common fight against crime!
To strike a blow in our common fight against crime!
To the one piece of equipment that wasn't issued to him by the department.
To the one piece of equipment that wasn't issued to him by the department.
Today, Dr Whirley's special guest is police commissioner for Los Angeles...
Today, Dr Whirley's special guest is police commissioner for Los Angeles...
Trichlornitromethane and the pseudo halogenic compound cyanogen...
Trichlornitromethane and the pseudo halogenic compound cyanogen...
Trick or treaters?
Trick or treaters?
Truth is, I don't care where you go.
Truth is, I don't care where you go.
Try Silent Night.
Try Silent Night.
Try the decent, hardworking men and women of Los Angeles.
Try the decent, hardworking men and women of Los Angeles.
Try the lottery.
Try the lottery.
Twenty to one, Enid Borden never looked that beautiful on her wedding day.
Twenty to one, Enid Borden never looked that beautiful on her wedding day.
Two to one, that's Enid Borden's wedding dress.
Two to one, that's Enid Borden's wedding dress.
Uh oh. Highway patrol. And they're pulling us over.
Uh oh. Highway patrol. And they're pulling us over.
Unless you have something tangible to direct it against?
Unless you have something tangible to direct it against?
Untie the girl. She's coming with me.
Untie the girl. She's coming with me.
Up late tonight, kids?
Up late tonight, kids?
Useless scum lapping shitbag.
Useless scum lapping shitbag.
Vehicles from the fire and police departments are stolen in daylight.
Vehicles from the fire and police departments are stolen in daylight.
Vermin aren't allowed inside restaurants.
Vermin aren't allowed inside restaurants.
Virgin! Virgin!
Virgin! Virgin!
Virgin! Virgin!
Virgin! Virgin!
Vitamin D, calcium...
Vitamin D, calcium...
Wait a minute, Friday.
Wait a minute, Friday.
Wait a minute. Connie Swail?
Wait a minute. Connie Swail?
Wait a minute. I can't let you take a civilian with you on a hot pursuit.
Wait a minute. I can't let you take a civilian with you on a hot pursuit.
Wait a minute. Settle down.
Wait a minute. Settle down.
Waiting for a bus that will never come.
Waiting for a bus that will never come.
Was a big box of these things.
Was a big box of these things.
Was an unmarked 1987 Yugo...
Was an unmarked 1987 Yugo...
Was automatically worthy of my respect.
Was automatically worthy of my respect.
Watch for the police. I'll untie her.
Watch for the police. I'll untie her.
Watch your language, mister!
Watch your language, mister!
We also seem to be missing one of these.
We also seem to be missing one of these.
We believe bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy.
We believe bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy.
We believe this incident, because of its magnitude, is worthy of her attention.
We believe this incident, because of its magnitude, is worthy of her attention.
We both know I'll be out on bail.
We both know I'll be out on bail.
We don't want any non Pagans around here.
We don't want any non Pagans around here.
We eventually arrived at the scene of the previous night's debauchery.
We eventually arrived at the scene of the previous night's debauchery.
We had been advised to follow up on a theft at 8823467 Magnolia Boulevard.
We had been advised to follow up on a theft at 8823467 Magnolia Boulevard.
We had engaged in as part of our undercover role.
We had engaged in as part of our undercover role.
We had lost them.
We had lost them.
We had to dive in to save the virgin being eaten by the giant snake.
We had to dive in to save the virgin being eaten by the giant snake.
We have to be running along now.
We have to be running along now.
We lost them.
We lost them.
We might save gas and ease the burden on the taxpayers who pay our salaries?
We might save gas and ease the burden on the taxpayers who pay our salaries?
We questioned the battered train engineer, Señor Tito Provencal...
We questioned the battered train engineer, Señor Tito Provencal...
We related the details of our successful follow up on the Pagan robberies...
We related the details of our successful follow up on the Pagan robberies...
We were advised to contact the owner of the stolen merchandise...
We were advised to contact the owner of the stolen merchandise...
We were issued appropriate apparel and withdrew from receiving...
We were issued appropriate apparel and withdrew from receiving...
We'd like to have you come to the crime scene and visually verify our report.
We'd like to have you come to the crime scene and visually verify our report.
We'd like you to come downtown, take a look at the mug books...
We'd like you to come downtown, take a look at the mug books...
We'll leave it at that.
We'll leave it at that.
We're at the Law and Order Foundation dinner...
We're at the Law and Order Foundation dinner...
We're going to the Brown Derby. Do join us, Detective Swayback.
We're going to the Brown Derby. Do join us, Detective Swayback.
We're gonna be driving along some night and the lighting's gonna be bad.
We're gonna be driving along some night and the lighting's gonna be bad.
We're gonna have to push him over the edge.
We're gonna have to push him over the edge.
We're gonna put you where your kind always ends up: In a 7 by 7 cage...
We're gonna put you where your kind always ends up: In a 7 by 7 cage...
We're just about to eat here!
We're just about to eat here!
We're late for our watch already, and raw tuna isn't my bag.
We're late for our watch already, and raw tuna isn't my bag.
We're onto something here.
We're onto something here.
We're pinned down. Hold your positions!
We're pinned down. Hold your positions!
We've been ordered off the Pagans...
We've been ordered off the Pagans...
We've got you on '87 motre vehicle violations.
We've got you on '87 motre vehicle violations.
Well, allow me. The place of honour for Granny.
Well, allow me. The place of honour for Granny.
Well, Emil.
Well, Emil.
Well, let's both stay in touch in case we hear from them.
Well, let's both stay in touch in case we hear from them.
Well, what a pleasant surprise.
Well, what a pleasant surprise.
Well, whatever.
Well, whatever.
Well...
Well...
Were trapped, stunned and roped, crated and shipped, dropped into cages.
Were trapped, stunned and roped, crated and shipped, dropped into cages.
What a collar, Joe! I'm so happy for us. Connie.
What a collar, Joe! I'm so happy for us. Connie.
What a deep honour it is for this city that you have chosen Los Angeles...
What a deep honour it is for this city that you have chosen Los Angeles...
What a thoughtful gesture! Don't you think so, Joe?
What a thoughtful gesture! Don't you think so, Joe?
What am I going to tell the press?
What am I going to tell the press?
What better place is there to begin with than Los Angeles...
What better place is there to begin with than Los Angeles...
What do you like to do for fun?
What do you like to do for fun?
What Dom Perignon?
What Dom Perignon?
What exactly does a Central Bolivian Anaconda choose to feed on?
What exactly does a Central Bolivian Anaconda choose to feed on?
What goes on? Who are those two clowns?
What goes on? Who are those two clowns?
What happened to those regulations on high speed pursuits?
What happened to those regulations on high speed pursuits?
What is the approximate dry weight of the Madagascar Fruit Tree Bat?
What is the approximate dry weight of the Madagascar Fruit Tree Bat?
What is this? Some sort of juvenile cop humour?
What is this? Some sort of juvenile cop humour?
What is your full name?
What is your full name?
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What the... Cops! Break out the weapons! Break out the masks!
What the... Cops! Break out the weapons! Break out the masks!
What's missing?
What's missing?
What's the good of moral outrage...
What's the good of moral outrage...
What's your hurry?
What's your hurry?
When a code 5 authorization for undercover surveillance is approved...
When a code 5 authorization for undercover surveillance is approved...
When are you worried about my driving, Mr l Like Life In The Fast Lane?
When are you worried about my driving, Mr l Like Life In The Fast Lane?
When he served with the department 20 years ago.
When he served with the department 20 years ago.
When I look in their eyes, I get a different message.
When I look in their eyes, I get a different message.
Where do you go? What is her name? Does she have a sister?
Where do you go? What is her name? Does she have a sister?
Where even a gross pornographer like Jerry Caesar...
Where even a gross pornographer like Jerry Caesar...
Where he still exhibits a blatant disregard for departmental procedure.
Where he still exhibits a blatant disregard for departmental procedure.
Where it's not advisable to stand around whistling.
Where it's not advisable to stand around whistling.
Where Los Angeles mayor, Peter Parvin, is fighting for his political survival.
Where Los Angeles mayor, Peter Parvin, is fighting for his political survival.
Where they watch TV and suck beers all day.
Where they watch TV and suck beers all day.
Where's Joe Friday?
Where's Joe Friday?
Which is the only endearing thing about you, so talk to us.
Which is the only endearing thing about you, so talk to us.
Which makes him eligible for parole in seven years.
Which makes him eligible for parole in seven years.
Which, when mixed properly, form a liquid fertilizer that burns...
Which, when mixed properly, form a liquid fertilizer that burns...
While the other half will be funding me with the means to fight it.
While the other half will be funding me with the means to fight it.
Whirley's headed to Mexico in his private jet.
Whirley's headed to Mexico in his private jet.
Whirley's the only one that knows where Connie is.
Whirley's the only one that knows where Connie is.
White and clean as driven snow.
White and clean as driven snow.
Who are these painted cretins?
Who are these painted cretins?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who had dropped by to chat about more effective methods of law enforcement.
Who had dropped by to chat about more effective methods of law enforcement.
Who knows what kind of thrill seeking hose monster he's got stashed in there?
Who knows what kind of thrill seeking hose monster he's got stashed in there?
Why couldn't you have gotten here before that big, bad...
Why couldn't you have gotten here before that big, bad...
Why don't we discuss this over dinner? It's my birthday.
Why don't we discuss this over dinner? It's my birthday.
Why don't you get the hell out of here and do yours?
Why don't you get the hell out of here and do yours?
Why don't you listen and learn?
Why don't you listen and learn?
Why don't you pull up a pew next to me?
Why don't you pull up a pew next to me?
Why don't you pump Sylvia privately for information?
Why don't you pump Sylvia privately for information?
Why not?
Why not?
Will be a shoo in to replace him in the next election.
Will be a shoo in to replace him in the next election.
Will give us proper credit for returning his magazines.
Will give us proper credit for returning his magazines.
Will I ever see you again, Joe?
Will I ever see you again, Joe?
Will they understand?
Will they understand?
With more than 1,000 miles of track lying parallel over 2 million ties...
With more than 1,000 miles of track lying parallel over 2 million ties...
With one of my sisters in the Los Angeles Police Department.
With one of my sisters in the Los Angeles Police Department.
With pornography, filth, crime...
With pornography, filth, crime...
With that horrible snake.
With that horrible snake.
With this bat, he does consecrate.
With this bat, he does consecrate.
With this bat...
With this bat...
With this grim fact in mind...
With this grim fact in mind...
With this lion's mane, he does consecrate.
With this lion's mane, he does consecrate.
With this lion's mane...
With this lion's mane...
Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman?
Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman?
Would you testify to that under oath in a court of law?
Would you testify to that under oath in a court of law?
Wouldn't a couple of Danishes go good with this coffee?
Wouldn't a couple of Danishes go good with this coffee?
Wouldn't you like to have an early lunch?
Wouldn't you like to have an early lunch?
Yea!
Yea!
Yeah, a tape deck which I had to sell to make up for the lost rent.
Yeah, a tape deck which I had to sell to make up for the lost rent.
Yeah, and Emil Muzz.
Yeah, and Emil Muzz.
Yeah, I do. I gotta know.
Yeah, I do. I gotta know.
Yeah, I have to. I'm wearing your underwear.
Yeah, I have to. I'm wearing your underwear.
Yeah, I know. There was a gleam in her eye, though.
Yeah, I know. There was a gleam in her eye, though.
Yeah, sir. I'll try.
Yeah, sir. I'll try.
Yeah, that's right. That's me.
Yeah, that's right. That's me.
Yeah! Yeah! This was the hole that was filled with water.
Yeah! Yeah! This was the hole that was filled with water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Cosy little group. Just like your local Rotarians.
Yeah. Cosy little group. Just like your local Rotarians.
Yeah. Like today.
Yeah. Like today.
Yeah. Probably some rat hole roadhouse...
Yeah. Probably some rat hole roadhouse...
Yeah. Show 'em your card, Muzz, Emil.
Yeah. Show 'em your card, Muzz, Emil.
Yeah. Thanks, Joe, for everything.
Yeah. Thanks, Joe, for everything.
Yeah. Three of them. Left in separate cages.
Yeah. Three of them. Left in separate cages.
Yes, but we might as well let her go. There's no point in keeping her.
Yes, but we might as well let her go. There's no point in keeping her.
Yes, ma'am. Although you could be cited for swearing at us.
Yes, ma'am. Although you could be cited for swearing at us.
Yes, sir! Yes, indeed!
Yes, sir! Yes, indeed!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Ma'am.
Yes, sir. Ma'am.
Yes, sir. My name's Friday. This is Detective Streebek.
Yes, sir. My name's Friday. This is Detective Streebek.
Yes, sir. We'll roll as soon as we requisition a new...
Yes, sir. We'll roll as soon as we requisition a new...
Yes, that's me.
Yes, that's me.
Yes, you were wonderful.
Yes, you were wonderful.
You and I will split control of the city.
You and I will split control of the city.
You are a civilian and probably unaware the department's regs...
You are a civilian and probably unaware the department's regs...
You are under arrest!
You are under arrest!
You are under arrest.
You are under arrest.
You bet. Can the Beaver come out and play?
You bet. Can the Beaver come out and play?
You both keep your jaws locked.
You both keep your jaws locked.
You can almost reach out and touch the tension.
You can almost reach out and touch the tension.
You can bet the house on it.
You can bet the house on it.
You can remain silent.
You can remain silent.
You charge in there now, you'll never get your badge back.
You charge in there now, you'll never get your badge back.
You do? What? What?
You do? What? What?
You don't like my music, you don't want to talk, so I'm watching my TV.
You don't like my music, you don't want to talk, so I'm watching my TV.
You freak!
You freak!
You got a lifetime subscription to Bait, Dollies and Field and Cream.
You got a lifetime subscription to Bait, Dollies and Field and Cream.
You got balls as big as church bells.
You got balls as big as church bells.
You got balls as big as church bells.
You got balls as big as church bells.
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to remain silent.
You have to admire their techniques in crowd control.
You have to admire their techniques in crowd control.
You have to be sure about this.
You have to be sure about this.
You have very strong hands.
You have very strong hands.
You hear that, Emil? He called me Pep.
You hear that, Emil? He called me Pep.
You hypocrite. If you were decent, you'd let her go and kill me instead.
You hypocrite. If you were decent, you'd let her go and kill me instead.
You know the kind of man he was.
You know the kind of man he was.
You know these words. Come on. Sing along.
You know these words. Come on. Sing along.
You know, I think you and the commissioner would make a cute couple.
You know, I think you and the commissioner would make a cute couple.
You know, when I was a little girl...
You know, when I was a little girl...
You love to go bobbing for apples.
You love to go bobbing for apples.
You mean you don't know?
You mean you don't know?
You might be an exception, but don't drag me into your private hell.
You might be an exception, but don't drag me into your private hell.
You probably love this stuff, don't you?
You probably love this stuff, don't you?
You saved my house, my gals, my life.
You saved my house, my gals, my life.
You say you're a Pagan, but you work for Jerry Caesar. That makes you a plant.
You say you're a Pagan, but you work for Jerry Caesar. That makes you a plant.
You say. The intelligent subscriber regards it...
You say. The intelligent subscriber regards it...
You seem to be suffering from selective amnesia.
You seem to be suffering from selective amnesia.
You should try the French toast.
You should try the French toast.
You sly minx!
You sly minx!
You smooth talking son of a gun.
You smooth talking son of a gun.
You think so?
You think so?
You think they were in the wild forming lines, jockeying for position...
You think they were in the wild forming lines, jockeying for position...
You want to find Joe Friday?
You want to find Joe Friday?
You will monopolize all pornography.
You will monopolize all pornography.
You will once He sees your haircut.
You will once He sees your haircut.
You, too, Reverend.
You, too, Reverend.
You'd want her to have the most expensive kind, wouldn't you?
You'd want her to have the most expensive kind, wouldn't you?
You'll be hanging 10 downtown. Read him his rights.
You'll be hanging 10 downtown. Read him his rights.
You'll be needed for further questioning.
You'll be needed for further questioning.
You'll get used to me in time.
You'll get used to me in time.
You'll lose those red hackles if you eat those chili dogs.
You'll lose those red hackles if you eat those chili dogs.
You're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
You're building nothin'.
You're building nothin'.
You're gonna need this.
You're gonna need this.
You're just in time. We're about to start our cultural talent show.
You're just in time. We're about to start our cultural talent show.
You're kidding?
You're kidding?
You're late, Jerry.
You're late, Jerry.
You're not a police officer any more.
You're not a police officer any more.
You're not thinking like a cop any more. You're thinking like a man in love.
You're not thinking like a cop any more. You're thinking like a man in love.
You're still a virgin?
You're still a virgin?
You're the one that's gonna straighten out, cop...
You're the one that's gonna straighten out, cop...
You've been tracking like some flu ridden bloodhound...
You've been tracking like some flu ridden bloodhound...
You've forgotten you're facing the finest fighting force ever assembled.
You've forgotten you're facing the finest fighting force ever assembled.
You've got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you?
You've got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you?
You've never had these feelings before, have you?
You've never had these feelings before, have you?
Your Honour, pleased you could make it.
Your Honour, pleased you could make it.
Your major turn offs are...
Your major turn offs are...
Your million dollar contribution will insure his presence at your party.
Your million dollar contribution will insure his presence at your party.
Your ticket back to civilian life, Mr l Like To Throw The Book Out The Window.
Your ticket back to civilian life, Mr l Like To Throw The Book Out The Window.
2 King 14. I am requesting a backup...
2 King 14. I am requesting a backup...
3:15 a.m., Thursday, January 15.
3:15 a.m., Thursday, January 15.
3:35 a.m.
3:35 a.m.
7:15 p.m.
7:15 p.m.
9 9 9 4 7 4. Oh, yeah, it's hot, all right.
9 9 9 4 7 4. Oh, yeah, it's hot, all right.
9:00 p.m. Exactly one night after witnessing the satanic cult rally...
9:00 p.m. Exactly one night after witnessing the satanic cult rally...
9:05 a.m.
9:05 a.m.
9:47 a.m. We arrived at the Griffith Park Zoo...
9:47 a.m. We arrived at the Griffith Park Zoo...
9:56 p.m.
9:56 p.m.
10:30 a.m. I picked up Streebek at his sanitationally questionable commune...
10:30 a.m. I picked up Streebek at his sanitationally questionable commune...
465 square miles of constantly interfacing humanity...
465 square miles of constantly interfacing humanity...
[Banging] [Screaming]
[Banging] [Screaming]
[Drawer Slamming] [Emil Screaming]
[Drawer Slamming] [Emil Screaming]
[Gasping] [Shotgun Pump Clicking]
[Gasping] [Shotgun Pump Clicking]
♪ And the snow lay round about ♪ ♪ Deep and crisp and even ♪
♪ And the snow lay round about ♪ ♪ Deep and crisp and even ♪
♪ It's a new sensation ♪ ♪ We go down to the station ♪
♪ It's a new sensation ♪ ♪ We go down to the station ♪
♪ M My name's Friday ♪ ♪ Enforce the laws ♪
♪ M My name's Friday ♪ ♪ Enforce the laws ♪
♪ M My name's Friday ♪ ♪ Their job ♪
♪ M My name's Friday ♪ ♪ Their job ♪
♪ To enforce the laws ♪ ♪ M My name's Friday ♪
♪ To enforce the laws ♪ ♪ M My name's Friday ♪
♪ You're gonna answer some questions ♪ ♪ And have some refreshments ♪
♪ You're gonna answer some questions ♪ ♪ And have some refreshments ♪
30 feet. 20 feet.
30 feet. 20 feet.
Ah! Freak. Don't worry, my dear.
Ah! Freak. Don't worry, my dear.
April! That's right.
April! That's right.
Are you threatening me, son? [Hoodlums] Ooh!
Are you threatening me, son? [Hoodlums] Ooh!
Bait. That's his skin magazine.
Bait. That's his skin magazine.
Before that I was with Frank. That's not what I meant.
Before that I was with Frank. That's not what I meant.
But you wouldn't want to smell it. Why is that?
But you wouldn't want to smell it. Why is that?
But, Captain, please. Sorry, Joe.
But, Captain, please. Sorry, Joe.
But, Commissioner? Gannon.
But, Commissioner? Gannon.
Connie? That's him.
Connie? That's him.
Evening, Captain. Captain.
Evening, Captain. Captain.
Frank won't be coming in today. 24 hour virus?
Frank won't be coming in today. 24 hour virus?
Friday! Let's move!
Friday! Let's move!
Friday! Streebek?
Friday! Streebek?
Friday? That's me.
Friday? That's me.
Good afternoon. Caesar residence. Bingo.
Good afternoon. Caesar residence. Bingo.
He's gone. Let's go home. No, the runway.
He's gone. Let's go home. No, the runway.
He's not here right now. This is Sergeant Friday, L.A.P.D.
He's not here right now. This is Sergeant Friday, L.A.P.D.
He's really racking up the violations. Not him, you!
He's really racking up the violations. Not him, you!
Hello. L.A.P.D. Captain Gannon there?
Hello. L.A.P.D. Captain Gannon there?
Help! Hang in there. I'm coming.
Help! Hang in there. I'm coming.
Her? Her?
Her? Her?
Hey, Pep. What's shaking?
Hey, Pep. What's shaking?
Hey, you! Me, Pep?
Hey, you! Me, Pep?
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Just need to use the phone. Who the hell...
Hi. Just need to use the phone. Who the hell...
I assume you were once a civilian. Yes, ma'am.
I assume you were once a civilian. Yes, ma'am.
I can tell who reblocked it for you. Pagans.
I can tell who reblocked it for you. Pagans.
I see school is out. Yeah.
I see school is out. Yeah.
I thought you were safety conscious. Close your eyes and think of Christmas.
I thought you were safety conscious. Close your eyes and think of Christmas.
I understand. But tell me something. Yeah?
I understand. But tell me something. Yeah?
If we could just please... I don't want to discuss it!
If we could just please... I don't want to discuss it!
It's 4:27 a.m., sir. He lives for that. It's in his blood.
It's 4:27 a.m., sir. He lives for that. It's in his blood.
It's okay. They're Pagans. Yeah?
It's okay. They're Pagans. Yeah?
Joe? That's me.
Joe? That's me.
Joe. [Whirley Laughs]
Joe. [Whirley Laughs]
Joe. Captain.
Joe. Captain.
Licence and registration. What was the offence?
Licence and registration. What was the offence?
May I call you Jane? No.
May I call you Jane? No.
Maybe one of them's Muzz. We couldn't be that lucky.
Maybe one of them's Muzz. We couldn't be that lucky.
Miss? The gun.
Miss? The gun.
Move it! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Move it! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Nice meeting you, Miss Wiss. I had a good time, too.
Nice meeting you, Miss Wiss. I had a good time, too.
No? No.
No? No.
Not looking like that, you aren't. Really? What's that mean?
Not looking like that, you aren't. Really? What's that mean?
Oh? How? By you lending me 20 bucks.
Oh? How? By you lending me 20 bucks.
On what charge, Junior? How about Section 146 A?
On what charge, Junior? How about Section 146 A?
Or tomorrow. Forty eight?
Or tomorrow. Forty eight?
Our collar, huh? I think so.
Our collar, huh? I think so.
Put it to sleep. Down, boys.
Put it to sleep. Down, boys.
Red Asphalt. Blood on the Highway. You picked two of my favourites.
Red Asphalt. Blood on the Highway. You picked two of my favourites.
Reverend? I'll be leaving you in charge, Emil.
Reverend? I'll be leaving you in charge, Emil.
Sergeant Friday? Who wants to know?
Sergeant Friday? Who wants to know?
Streebek? I'm up at the Caesar mansion.
Streebek? I'm up at the Caesar mansion.
Tell us about that. Here. Read it for yourself.
Tell us about that. Here. Read it for yourself.
Thank you. Certainly.
Thank you. Certainly.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you. You're welcome.
That would make him Freddie Krueger. [Coyote Howling]
That would make him Freddie Krueger. [Coyote Howling]
The Madagascar Bat from the zoo. Good eye.
The Madagascar Bat from the zoo. Good eye.
The next car comes, follow me in. Wait. You can't go in there.
The next car comes, follow me in. Wait. You can't go in there.
The peak of pornography... We get the general idea.
The peak of pornography... We get the general idea.
Two of my best men, ma'am. That's right. That's right.
Two of my best men, ma'am. That's right. That's right.
Understood? Yes, sir.
Understood? Yes, sir.
Wait. Joe, go home.
Wait. Joe, go home.
Wasn't she... Never mind. You hungry?
Wasn't she... Never mind. You hungry?
We're gonna follow every one of them. Forget it. This is our collar.
We're gonna follow every one of them. Forget it. This is our collar.
Well, want to get something to eat? Not tonight. I have plans.
Well, want to get something to eat? Not tonight. I have plans.
Were you sexually assaulted? No, thank God. They needed a virgin.
Were you sexually assaulted? No, thank God. They needed a virgin.
What are you doing? Calling for backup.
What are you doing? Calling for backup.
What the hell do you want? Police officers, ma'am.
What the hell do you want? Police officers, ma'am.
When did you become Miss Manners? First, you don't have a warrant.
When did you become Miss Manners? First, you don't have a warrant.
Where are you from? Anaheim.
Where are you from? Anaheim.
Who is this nice looking young man? He's nobody.
Who is this nice looking young man? He's nobody.
Who's Connie? I don't know.
Who's Connie? I don't know.
Why not, Joe? Yeah, Joe, why not?
Why not, Joe? Yeah, Joe, why not?
Why? There are regulations for pursuit.
Why? There are regulations for pursuit.
Yeah. Let's eat.
Yeah. Let's eat.
Yes, he is. It's work, dear. Thank you.
Yes, he is. It's work, dear. Thank you.
Yes, he is. It's work, dear. Thank you.
Yes, he is. It's work, dear. Thank you.
Yes, sir. Don't ask him that, Captain.
Yes, sir. Don't ask him that, Captain.
You can't just walk up to him... Streebek.
You can't just walk up to him... Streebek.
You have a cheque for the Reverend. I do, all in due time.
You have a cheque for the Reverend. I do, all in due time.
You just flew through a stop sign! It felt good.
You just flew through a stop sign! It felt good.
You skip breakfast, Friday? Whoever stole it's gotta feed it.
You skip breakfast, Friday? Whoever stole it's gotta feed it.
You? I had a big lunch.
You? I had a big lunch.
Your name is Friday? Joe.
Your name is Friday? Joe.
.10,.20,.22,.24,.26, .50,.70,.80.
.10,.20,.22,.24,.26, .50,.70,.80.
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Cheering]
[Cheering]
[Cheering]
[Cheering]
[Detective] It was Wednesday, January 7.
[Detective] It was Wednesday, January 7.
[Electricity Zapping]
[Electricity Zapping]
[Friday] 1:15 p.m. After requisitioning a replacement vehicle...
[Friday] 1:15 p.m. After requisitioning a replacement vehicle...
[Friday] 2:15 p.m.
[Friday] 2:15 p.m.
[Friday] 4:15 p.m.
[Friday] 4:15 p.m.
[Friday] 6:30 p.m. After witnessing the gratuitous sex display...
[Friday] 6:30 p.m. After witnessing the gratuitous sex display...
[Friday] 7:52 p.m.
[Friday] 7:52 p.m.
[Friday] 8:47 a.m.
[Friday] 8:47 a.m.
[Friday] 10:35 a.m.
[Friday] 10:35 a.m.
[Friday] Monday, January 12, 8:43 a.m.
[Friday] Monday, January 12, 8:43 a.m.
[Friday] People against goodness and normalcy.
[Friday] People against goodness and normalcy.
[Friday] You certainly have a beautiful home, Miss Swail.
[Friday] You certainly have a beautiful home, Miss Swail.
[Friday] You may have taken a wrong turn, but there's time to straighten out.
[Friday] You may have taken a wrong turn, but there's time to straighten out.
[Honking Continues]
[Honking Continues]
[Horn Honking]
[Horn Honking]
[Horn Playing Call To Order]
[Horn Playing Call To Order]
[Horns Honking]
[Horns Honking]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Man] This is the city. Los Angeles, California.
[Man] This is the city. Los Angeles, California.
[Man] Thunderhead to Cloud 9. Do you read me?
[Man] Thunderhead to Cloud 9. Do you read me?
[Narrator] Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true.
[Narrator] Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true.
[Pagans] Do call the name Gathool!
[Pagans] Do call the name Gathool!
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Siren Wailing]
[Siren Wailing]
[Siren Wailing]
[Siren Wailing]
[Sirens Wailing]
[Sirens Wailing]
[Snarling, Screaming]
[Snarling, Screaming]
[Streebek Hollering]
[Streebek Hollering]
[Streebek Laughs Nervously]
[Streebek Laughs Nervously]
[Woman] Oh, thank God! Vibrator repair?
[Woman] Oh, thank God! Vibrator repair?
♪ 'Cause right now you're in trouble ♪
♪ 'Cause right now you're in trouble ♪
♪ And preserve the safety of decent citizens ♪
♪ And preserve the safety of decent citizens ♪
♪ And you better make 'em on the double ♪
♪ And you better make 'em on the double ♪
♪ And you'll probably be doin' some serious time ♪
♪ And you'll probably be doin' some serious time ♪
♪ Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law ♪
♪ Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law ♪
♪ Around this ancient ruin ♪
♪ Around this ancient ruin ♪
♪ At least they get to see you on the evening news ♪
♪ At least they get to see you on the evening news ♪
♪ Brightly shone the moon that night though the frost was cruel ♪
♪ Brightly shone the moon that night though the frost was cruel ♪
♪ Buddy, we're puttin' this party on ice ♪
♪ Buddy, we're puttin' this party on ice ♪
♪ But my rights I can and will invoke ♪
♪ But my rights I can and will invoke ♪
♪ But the state cannot disown me ♪
♪ But the state cannot disown me ♪
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
♪ D D D D Dragnet Dragnet ♪
♪ D D D D Dragnet Dragnet ♪
♪ Don't have to say nothin' at all You all got two calls ♪
♪ Don't have to say nothin' at all You all got two calls ♪
♪ Don't step outta line ♪
♪ Don't step outta line ♪
♪ Don't step outta line ♪
♪ Don't step outta line ♪
♪ Don't step outta line ♪
♪ Don't step outta line ♪
♪ Don't use, abuse or refuse me ♪
♪ Don't use, abuse or refuse me ♪
♪ Dragnet, Dragnet, Dragnet ♪
♪ Dragnet, Dragnet, Dragnet ♪
♪ Dragnet, Dragnet, Dragnet ♪♪
♪ Dragnet, Dragnet, Dragnet ♪♪
♪ Enforce Enforce the laws ♪
♪ Enforce Enforce the laws ♪
♪ I think she is the subject of a sacrifice ♪
♪ I think she is the subject of a sacrifice ♪
♪ I'm homely and I'm lonely ♪
♪ I'm homely and I'm lonely ♪
♪ If you ever have to hire a lawyer ♪
♪ If you ever have to hire a lawyer ♪
♪ In case you might be worried about the friends you'll lose ♪
♪ In case you might be worried about the friends you'll lose ♪
♪ It ain't funny I might want money ♪
♪ It ain't funny I might want money ♪
♪ It's my duty to inform you and my pleasure to warn you ♪
♪ It's my duty to inform you and my pleasure to warn you ♪
♪ It's no joke I'm broke ♪
♪ It's no joke I'm broke ♪
♪ J J J J J J J J J J ♪
♪ J J J J J J J J J J ♪
♪ J J J J Just the facts, ma'am ♪
♪ J J J J Just the facts, ma'am ♪
♪ Just the facts, ma'am Just the facts, ma'am ♪
♪ Just the facts, ma'am Just the facts, ma'am ♪
♪ Me me me me ♪
♪ Me me me me ♪
♪ Me me me me me me ♪
♪ Me me me me me me ♪
♪ Me me me Me me me ♪
♪ Me me me Me me me ♪
♪ Now it's not so funny that it cost big money ♪
♪ Now it's not so funny that it cost big money ♪
♪ Now you know what you've been doing is a serious crime ♪
♪ Now you know what you've been doing is a serious crime ♪
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
♪ Police, police police officer, ma'am ♪
♪ Police, police police officer, ma'am ♪
♪ Read 'em their rights Read 'em their rights ♪
♪ Read 'em their rights Read 'em their rights ♪
♪ See that, Streebek We're just in time ♪
♪ See that, Streebek We're just in time ♪
♪ Their job Their job ♪
♪ Their job Their job ♪
♪ Their job: To enforce the laws ♪
♪ Their job: To enforce the laws ♪
♪ Their job: To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ Their job: To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ They got the girl all frightened Now that's not nice ♪
♪ They got the girl all frightened Now that's not nice ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ This is the city of crime ♪
♪ Through the perilous fight ♪
♪ Through the perilous fight ♪
♪ To bust you all for being violent ♪
♪ To bust you all for being violent ♪
♪ To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws Their job: To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws Their job: To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To enforce the laws To enforce the laws ♪
♪ To take home to my honey ♪
♪ To take home to my honey ♪
♪ We have stumbled into a major crime ♪
♪ We have stumbled into a major crime ♪
♪ We just like to dance in our goatskin pants ♪
♪ We just like to dance in our goatskin pants ♪
♪ We'll provide one for ya ♪ Huh!
♪ We'll provide one for ya ♪ Huh!
♪ Well, excuse me Excuse me ♪
♪ Well, excuse me Excuse me ♪
♪ Well, excuse me, Copper Mr Crime Stopper ♪
♪ Well, excuse me, Copper Mr Crime Stopper ♪
♪ Well, I'm here tonight to rap about your rights ♪
♪ Well, I'm here tonight to rap about your rights ♪
♪ What is wrong with what we're doin' ♪
♪ What is wrong with what we're doin' ♪
♪ When the poor man came in sight... ♪
♪ When the poor man came in sight... ♪
♪ While we are here let's state it clear ♪
♪ While we are here let's state it clear ♪
♪ You better be clean [Lyrics Indistinct] ♪
♪ You better be clean [Lyrics Indistinct] ♪
♪ You have the right to remain silent ♪
♪ You have the right to remain silent ♪
♪ You're a dangerous mob And it is our job ♪
♪ You're a dangerous mob And it is our job ♪
♪ You're lookin' at 7 to 9 ♪
♪ You're lookin' at 7 to 9 ♪
♪♪ [Dragnet March Plays]
♪♪ [Dragnet March Plays]
♪♪ [Dragnet March Plays]
♪♪ [Dragnet March Plays]
♪♪ [Dragnet March Plays]
♪♪ [Dragnet March Plays]
♪♪ [Intro To The Star Spangled Banner]
♪♪ [Intro To The Star Spangled Banner]
♪♪ [Music Playing]
♪♪ [Music Playing]
♪♪ [Rock And Roll Playing]
♪♪ [Rock And Roll Playing]
♪♪ [Whistling]
♪♪ [Whistling]

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