Dragnet (1987) Edit

A cool day in Los Angeles, with westerly winds...

A less experienced officer might have been concerned he was getting potluck.

A little extra gas isn't gonna put the city in hock.

A pattern of serial crimes which had occurred throughout the city.

A pristine virgin in a gown of white.

A Yugoslavian import donated as a test vehicle by that country...

Aboard my jet for a few restful days in Acapulco.

About time you pencil dicks showed up.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. You're our main witness.

Actually believes he's going to be alive tomorrow.

Actually believes he's going to be alive tomorrow.

Actually trichlornitromethan and the pseudo halogenic cyanogen.

Actually, I've only been driving with Streebek a couple of days.

After absorbing minutes of gratuitous verbal abuse...

After losing two previous vehicles we had been issued...

Ah, here are two who have not yet sipped the nectar of Shaitan.

Ahhh.

Alan Hale, Jr! Wow! Gilligan, little buddy!

All buckled up? Good.

All girls do that, don't they, Joe?

All I can think of is 38 kids standing individually on lonely corners...

All right, boys, let's do it!

All that was left in his room...

All the way down the mountain.

Almost 4 million people work and play here.

Almost.

Although I was sure he'd be proud to know I was making a concerted effort...

Although, as Mohawks go, it's not that bad. It'll grow back.

Am I glad I got transferred into Robbery Homicide!

An adult male lion and a security guard had been tranquillized with a dart gun...

An aperitif, perhaps?

An exact match.

An illegal drug lab disguised as a legitimate place of business.

Anchovies, people who don't use coasters and...

And attempted to determine the precise identification of the missing gases...

And based on our appearance, seemed reluctant to contact the sheriff...

And briefed Captain Gannon on the outlandish festival we had attended...

And bring you downtown to Parker Center tomorrow.

And do the honourable thing:

And don't forget, you're having your pores sucked at 3:00.

And frankly, you don't belong behind the wheel of a car.

And generally less fun to be around than any person I've ever met.

And I'll control both sides of the equation.

And I'll never forget his face.

And I'll, you know...

And if continuously inhaled, death.

And if I may, a toast.

And it was back to routine duty for me and Pep Streebek.

And light, scattered clouds at 3,000 feet.

And like any other place anywhere...

And maybe file a report.

And me...

And men who smoke in public places.

And mixed those chemicals into a deadly gas before we got there.

And Mr Caesar's sailing on his yacht.

And on a school night, too.

And proceed with us to the San Gabriel Mountains...

And reflecting the cutting edge of Serbo Croatian technology.

And responded to the call at Southern California's largest railhead...

And since having sex in a Yugo was a logistical impossibility...

And Streebek and I were on our way back to Parker Center.

And tampering with public utilities.

And this drawer.

And where the hell is this supposed Pagan festival?

And you stole your landlady's wedding dress...

And you're doubling up on them.

And your balls...

Any idea where Emil Muzz could be now? Friends? Family?

Anybody need boots?

Anyhow, how much do you figure a monthly run of your...

Anyone else?

Anything! Just name it.

Are you crazy?

Are you insane?

Are you on any medication that as your partner I should be made aware of?

Are you the police?

Arsonists posing as firemen had left a Pagan card...

As a politically oriented, socially impacted monthly.

As enchanting as Robin was...

As far as your personal safety is concerned, I wouldn't worry.

As for Streebek and me, we're back on day watch at Robbery Homicide...

Assist officer. I'll handle this. Calm down.

At 7:13 p.m., Captain Gannon authorized us to stake out Muzz's clubhouse...

At ease, Streebek. We got another one.

At his notorious pleasure compound in the coveted Bel Air section.

At Streebek's favourite coffeehouse and an outlay of $50 by me...

At the same desk my late Uncle Joe occupied...

At this point, Captain Gannon became quite upset.

At this time of day, it took us 20 minutes to get there.

Authorize us to wear specialized apparel during a simulation surveillance.

Bait magazine. She was featured.

Be calm.

Be careful. This is a dangerous road.

Because even in the City of Angels, from time to time, some halos slip.

Because I have a whole lifetime to catch up on.

Because now he was going to play the detective game by my rules.

Besides, this looks bad.

Big, bad, stupid looking.

Blow it out your pants, cop.

Bogus cops!

Boys, as you can see, I've got my work to do.

Bust him now, tomorrow you'll be mucking out stalls at Horse Patrol.

But according to the girl's mother, she hadn't come home either.

But did it ever occur to you that by going 8 miles an hour slower...

But he refused to divulge the time or location of that meeting.

But his wings were about to be clipped...

But I had the pleasure of spending the evening in the company of Connie Swail.

But I knew that any detective the department had to offer me...

But nothing like this.

But that doesn't mean we can't follow up on one of their thefts.

But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it, Mr Gingivitis?

But the difference between you and me is you made the promise, I'm gonna keep it.

But then I realized Joe would never spring for the price of a motel room.

But there's one thing that never changes.

But this won't be a Pagan investigation. We can bring Narc in on it.

But unlike some people, I have a heart, goddam it!

But until the laws are changed, my job's to get back your boxes of smut.

But when dealing...

But when they attack great institutions like our city zoo, my hackles turn red.

But, my dear Sergeant Friday, I'd always planned on killing you.

But... But... But, Commissioner...

By his total disregard for departmental procedure.

By the time I had returned with coffee, Muzz was singing like Beverly Sills.

By the way, my name is Pep.

By this time tomorrow, thanks to that poison gas...

Caesar is reuniting all of his former Baitmates.

Calm. Police.

Can you swim?

Captain Gannon had assigned me to investigate the Pagan robberies...

Captain Gannon, this is Streebek.

Captain Gannon, this is Streebek.

Captain, call the sheriff's department. I have the directions to the compound.

Captain, Commissioner...

Certainly not the behaviour your Uncle Joe would have approved of.

Chemical train hijack at the freight yards.

Chewing gum, Snickers bar, and my attorney, badge kisser!

Chief, where's the fire?

Child.

Chose, in His infinite wisdom, to deposit here...

Cleaner streets, better schools, a good hockey team.

Clear the road.

Cloud 9 to Thunderhead. We're startin' the gas.

Come in.

Come on, Joe!

Come on, Joe. Slow down!

Come on. Let's go to the car and find that notebook.

Commissioner Kirkpatrick, how nice to see you again.

Commissioner, won't you please change your mind?

Commissioner...

Could you tell us where he is?

Creed and persuasion...

Curiously enough, I still hadn't heard from my anal retentive ex partner...

Damn Pagans must be living on No Doz.

Deadly toxic chemicals are on the loose. What next, Mr Mayor?

Degradation...

Detective Streebek to you. Let's get this mop trimmed.

Didn't she say she threw some of his stuff in the trash?

Distract it.

Do call the name Gathool!

Do I know you long enough to lend you money? I don't think so.

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Do you know the things that can fall into an industrial sausage press...

Do yourself a favour, friend.

Don't forget to leave a Pagan card...

Don't forget your goat leggings.

Don't get too friendly.

Don't just stand there, you petrified monolith of legal propriety!

Don't order anything more expensive than the Cobb salad. That is an order.

Don't tell me. Your favourite movies are The Sound of Music and Yes, Giorgio.

Don't you mean the virgin Connie Swail?

Don't you realize that's my partner?

Don't you remember those films they showed us in high school?

Dozens of them.

Dr Whirley.

Dragnet!

Dream on, Streebek, dream on.

Eelbazel!

Especially tonight, right? Huh?

Essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth.

Even going so far as to demonstrate the goat dance...

Even though he knew I was waiting in a part of town...

Ever been to Hawaii?

Ever forward.

Every man has a dream to chase. Frank's was that goat farm.

Every single copy of our 25th Anniversary double issue of Bait.

Everything.

Evil bringeth here our plea.

Exactly! That kind of behaviour...

Except for you and canned cling peaches, I'd be hard pressed to find anyone...

Excuse me, miss. I never did catch your name.

Excuse me. Jerry, it's time for your collagen treatment.

Fascinating.

Filled with polluted water and a giant Bolivian jungle snake.

Follow us, fellas. The party's just starting!

For crying out loud!

For example, George Baker is now called Sylvia Wiss.

For my actions.

For that special someone to come along.

For the final touch to our brew tonight...

For the first time in 12 years, I rolled into traffic with a new partner.

Forget it. We're responsible for a civilian's safety.

Forgotten about them?

Founder of MAMA, the Moral Advance Movement of America.

Frank quit. Bought a goat farm.

Frank's late. Must've been held up in traffic.

Fresh, wholesome milk.

Friday, I think we finally found your look.

Friday, January 9, 3:12 a.m.

Friday, Streebek, good work.

Friday, Streebek, Los Angeles police officers.

Friday, Streebek. Robbery. You have some Pagan cards?

Friday, these animals...

Friday, we're allowed to go 55.

Friendships start with first names...

From my brother, the traffic cop, to my sister, the metre maid.

From Orange County, here we go!

From the owner of the chemicals company, a Mr Roy Grest.

From their respective hijacked tanker cars.

Get out of my way!

Get smart. Give it up by not taking it up.

Glad to meet you.

Go out and get my magazines back on the stand where they belong.

Go!

Goddam puss faced pimp stick.

Good driving!

Good enough for you?

Good evening, Reverend.

Good night, Streebek.

Good, Muzz. Give yourself a hard time.

Good! When you wake up...

Good.

Good...

Goodbye, Pep. Will you be coming over later?

Goodness! Earthquake! It's the big one!

Gosh! I'm terribly sorry!

Granny Friday.

Granny Mundy, may I escort you to Joe's car?

Granny, have you ever eaten a chili dog off the back of a motorcycle?

Granny, this is the virgin Connie Swail.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Half the poor dumb sheep in Los Angeles will be forking over money...

Hand over your money, and I'll go buy my own smokes.

Hang on and keep your head down.

Have been reporting vehicles stolen, so keep an eye on your car.

Have given way to Taser guns and anodized metal batons.

Have you seen this guy? What a mental fur ball.

Having gained Captain Gannon's grudging agreement to contact the commissioner...

Hay fever?

He accused us of being on a drinking binge...

He had an extensive list of merit citations which was tainted...

He had been planning to attend a meeting that night at the Pagan clubhouse...

He or she would naturally go to Washington.

He pictured himself as some hipster, free bird cop.

He was a loner. Took off in the middle of the night.

He was too broken up to talk about it.

He'll tell or I'll shove that collar so far down his throat...

He's gonna mistake me for some pretty coed, and out comes that claw.

He's got both people he wants to eliminate in one place.

He's got Connie. Let's move it.

He's Mr Caesar's driver...

He's the one who kidnapped me and threw me in that pit...

He's thickheaded, insensitive and reactionary.

Hear! Hear!

Hello, Joe. Guess I'm early.

Hello! Photographs of people. Kinda faded.

Help!

Help! Help!

Her favourite colour is blue.

Hewn from majestic redwood forests.

Hey, everybody, it's me, Pep. Good to see ya!

Hey, isn't that Whirley's car?

Hey, phone number. Think it means something?

Hey, Sylvia Wiss!

Hey, we're not askin' you for your money, Ozzie.

Hey, who called the fire department?

Hey, zipper head!

Hi, Kay. How are you? I could find out where they set up the lab this week.

Hi.

Hi. Can I help you?

His apartment building in the come as you are section of Venice Beach.

Hit the deck!

Hold it there, Whirley. Police Officer. You're under arrest.

How 'bout a paper route?

How 'bout takin' your hands off my suit?

How about very, very sure?

How come his is so much bigger than yours?

How do you like those sweet pipes, Reverend?

How do you tell that to kids who haven't seen a lion and won't want to again?

I actually pictured my ex partner introducing that little cupcake...

I am relieved to announce tonight...

I am sorry.

I beg to differ. Ask him if he remembers 3,000 gallons of stolen...

I beg your pardon? Is this some sort of feeble joke?

I called you cops three hours ago.

I came to the conclusion that something must be wrong.

I can handle it.

I can't quite place it.

I consider you a real friend.

I could return our rent a wreck...

I demand an immediate explanation for this outrageous behaviour.

I didn't have the heart to turn it in.

I do consecrate.

I do consecrate.

I don't have to publish their junk just because they got 1st amendment rights.

I don't have. I can quote 'em to you.

I don't know what to say, Mrs. Swail.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why, but...

I don't see Connie.

I don't think it's a good idea.

I escorted my grandmother to her favourite restaurant, the Brown Derby.

I forgot about the snake. How big did you say it was again?

I found the snake.

I get the hang of it. In the April issue.

I guess that's not so unusual.

I had a kitten once.

I hate to admit it, but for once in your life you're right. This is good coffee.

I hate to be the one to break that to you, but it's the truth.

I hate you, Streebek.

I have a feeling this evening is going to be full of surprises.

I have always sought the approval of a somewhat higher power...

I have eyes.

I have never been elected to public office.

I just heard on the police radio they've stormed the mansion.

I knew it.

I know because that's when it gets its final feeding.

I know the young man was overzealous, but he springs from a great tradition.

I know where they serve the best in town. Come on.

I need coffee.

I once saw Alan Hale, Jr. In here.

I outrank you. I'll drive.

I overslept.

I placed a call to the virgin Connie Swail...

I really did have a very good time.

I requested him to meet us as soon as possible at his office.

I saw your announcement about my so called million dollar contribution.

I see the fire. I see the fire.

I seem to have left my notebook in the car.

I should've thrown it in the river the day he left...

I still couldn't get my mind off what happened to Joe Friday.

I stopped and phoned in an order in honour of Granny Mundy's birthday.

I suggest you try to be a little more like him from now on.

I telephoned Captain Gannon at home, waking him.

I think we're finished here, don't you, Detective Streebek?

I thought the Christian Science Reading Room closed at 10:00?

I used to wish upon a different star every night...

I was kind of excited.

I was to contact my new partner at the central receiving lot.

I was working day watch out of Robbery Homicide...

I work here. I carry a badge.

I wouldn't worry about the door. Scum who'd represent you would ooze under it.

I, your High Priest...

I'd be privileged, Detective Startrek.

I'd like you to meet my maternal grandmother, Mrs. Grace Mundy.

I'd say this is shaping up to be a little more than a series of robberies.

I'll be enforcing the public health code.

I'll be joining a special passenger...

I'll drive!

I'll drive.

I'll expect a full report.

I'll have a policewoman come here tonight, keep an eye on the house...

I'll have to take off his shoes to wring his neck.

I'll have your badge for breakfast!

I'll never forget his face as long as I live.

I'll tell you what you do before you go home and start polishing your pennies.

I'm absolutely counting on them.

I'm afraid he is not going gentle into that good night.

I'm afraid I'll have to take your badge and gun.

I'm afraid the second highest duty calls.

I'm beginning to be concerned myself.

I'm glad, Connie.

I'm not gonna allow a gang of cement heads to intimidate me...

I'm not saying another word until my attorney gets here!

I'm Pep Streebek, your new partner.

I'm positive, Joe.

I'm so proud!

I'm sorry, Joe. He's not in any of these.

I'm surrounded by Pagans. Call out S.W.A.T. They've got a small army here.

I'm very sorry you lost your job, Joe.

I'm watching my TV.

I'm well aware of the federally mandated speed limit.

I'm your partner, and I don't even know where you live.

I've been sick.

I've been thinking. Maybe your informant was right.

I've got 1st amendment rights, too. Look 'em up.

I've invited someone already to join us, and you don't know her.

I've never known you to act this way.

I've never needed more.

If all they were after was revenge against Caesar, it's slime versus slime.

If he believes there's probable cause...

If I ever hear you've come within one mile of Reverend Whirley...

If it would make us all feel better...

If one wishes to effect a financial upheaval in this country...

If one wishes to revolutionize the political system...

If these creatures could talk, they'd give the citizens a vote of thanks.

If you could call Commissioner Kirkpatrick...

If you do not drop that insubordinate tone, you'll be one again soon.

If you give up the right to remain silent...

If you waive that right, anything you say can and will be used against you.

If you'll both excuse me...

If you're that strapped for cash, I'd suggest a part time job.

Ignodrohoth!

Illegal hallucinogenic love drugs.

In a sympathetic community populated by decent citizens cheering them on.

In and for the County of Los Angeles.

In my opinion...

In some hundred year old penitentiary with a wooden plank for a bed.

In spite of every logical instinct I've ever had...

In the charred ruins of a downtown warehouse.

In the cultural nexus of the Pacific Rim.

In the same city where they recorded We Are the World.

In the undercover narcotics unit where he used to work.

In what sadly passes for the modern world.

Indeed.

Instead?

Is not immune from lawlessness!

Is that we live here now in a city...

It builds character. It did in my case.

It burns the eyes, lungs, and throat, causes vomiting...

It didn't surprise me that he was late...

It eats whole, live groundhogs.

It has its days.

It specifies clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers...

It tastes like...

It was chilly that morning in the City of Angels.

It was very nice of you to try and take us out to dinner, Joe.

It's about time.

It's an unhealthy habit I don't encourage in others.

It's called a mistake. But I don't suppose you ever make any of those.

It's enough to churn your guts, isn't it?

It's for you. The president.

It's for your own good, Joe.

It's gonna take me 15, 20 min... A half an hour to find it.

It's him again.

It's just you...

It's more money than you'll ever see in your life. And I do that every month.

It's Nightmare on Elm Street.

It's no use.

It's not always its final feeding.

It's not mister, junior, bub or Streebek. It's Pep.

It's only time before we tie you in to one of those Pagan jobs.

It's quite simple, Jane.

It's right up here, off highway 61!

It's ringing.

January 9, 8:37 a.m.

Jesus Christ! I'm about to be eaten!

Joe Friday was the most dedicated cop in this city.

Joe, he is sitting with the commissioner and our captain.

Joe, help!

Joe, I suddenly got very hungry. Let's grab some sushi.

Joe, Jerry, Dona! Ava!

Joe, lend me 20 bucks.

Joe, why don't you go get a couple cups of coffee?

Joe! You have a date?

Joe?

Joe.

Joe.

Joe.

Joe...

Jonathan, I do not trust that man.

Jonathan, I do not trust that man.

Jonathan, I think maybe...

Jonathan!

Jonathan!

Jonathan?

Jonathan.

Jump on this and spin, cop.

Just because I refused to publish their stupid manifesto.

Just chuckle away. I don't hear God laughing.

Just get out that list of stolen black and whites.

Just hand them over.

Just like the sign said on the building before you obliterated it.

Just make sure he turns into a drug crazed idiot, with pictures.

Just relax and hold on tight.

Just the facts, if you don't mind, ma'am.

Just the facts, ma'am. He leave anything else behind?

Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts, ma'am.

Kidnapping, arson, obstruction of justice...

Kids, it'll grow back.

Kill the good! Kill the good!

Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!

Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!

Last time you went after Whirley, you got suspended. Now you'll get arrested.

Late night last night, partner?

Leading that attack again is Police Commissioner Jane Kirkpatrick.

Let me show you where I found them.

Let me tell you something, Mr Lone Wolf.

Let me tell you something.

Let's check Enid Borden's description.

Let's go meet Jerry.

Let's go, Streebek.

Let's have one of your smokes.

Let's hear what she has to say.

Let's just drop the fake civility. Okay, Caesar?

Let's just hope they're not referring to you.

Let's move! I'll drive.

Let's not stand around here moping. I'm hungry! Let's go for chili dogs.

Let's think about this. That is Jonathan Whirley.

Listen to me, Captain.

Listen, hotshot, I don't care for you or the putrid sludge you're trowelling out.

Listen, Joe, it's the darndest thing.

Listen, you public pawn. My attorney's on his way.

Located in the ecologically balanced San Gabriel Mountains.

Look at the stars!

Look out for that bump!

Look out!

Look out!

Look out! Look out!

Look out! Muppets.

Look, there's the mayor.

Los Angeles's habitat for wild animals sustained in dignified captivity.

Ma'am.

Magazine is worth?

Make it easy on yourself. Lead us to the stolen magazines.

Manifest of the International Brotherhood of Pagan.

Many aspects of the officer's routine have changed since Uncle Joe's time.

May I remind you that Commissioner Kirkpatrick...

May you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live.

Maybe the Pagans anticipated our raid...

Mayor Parvin should consider the welfare of his constituents...

Milk.

Miss Sylvia Wiss, right here, was the very first Baitmate ever.

Mister, outside of cigarettes I only have one vice: Chili dogs.

Moved to Ukiah. Left you this note.

Mr Caesar has agreed to donate the sum...

Mr Caesar will be sitting in that big Jacuzzi in the sky...

Ms. Jane Kirkpatrick.

Must be every other stolen police vehicle on our hot sheet.

Must be every other stolen police vehicle on our hot sheet.

Must be what keeps your hair up.

Muzz, Emil. Emil Muzz.

Muzz, let's run through it again.

Muzz, you weren't even born with the sense God gave the common dog.

Muzz, you weren't even born with the sense God gave the common dog.

Muzz. Emil Muzz.

My advice is to start checking out the sanitariums.

My dear Sergeant...

My God, he's dating Mother Goose! Hey, Joe!

My hat was in that car.

My hat's off to you, ma'am. Hope you stay that way.

My money's clean.

My name is Friday. I carry a badge.

My name's Friday.

My name's Streebek. I'm a cop.

My partner and I witnessed that torchlight picnic you threw.

My partner.

My partner's name is Frank Smith. The boss is Captain Gannon.

My publishing company is not a private platform for a bunch of yahoos.

Narcotics has been waiting for months to bust this place. We can do it tonight.

Nice work, Joe.

No cheques or money. I looked.

No distinguishing scars.

No matter how many times I see that, it never ceases to disgust me.

No matter how they got it.

No road. Look out!

No, ma'am. Los Angeles Police Department.

No, Mr Silly. February! My name is April.

No, nothing.

No. No, they don't, Miss Wiss.

Not much of an improvement.

Not that it's any of your business, Mr National Enquirer...

Not till now.

Now there are new methods, new philosophies, new equipment.

Now, fasten your seat belt. I can still effect a citizen's arrest.

Now!

Nuh huh.

Of $1 million to my Moral Advance Movement.

Of course there was.

Of living Pagan perfection...

Officers proceed to the building where the department has research...

Oh, and, Emil...

Oh, it's a knee slapper, if you consider Penal Codes 484207 A597 and 217...

Oh, Joe!

Oh, Joe! I'm so proud.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Jonathan!

Oh, no! Ahh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. The girl's aboard, of course?

Okay, so maybe all his dogs aren't attached to one leash.

Okay. I guess this officially closes my end of the investigation.

On some occasions, even faster.

On the precise behaviour and dress of today's average street gang member.

On this occasion, we witnessed a Pagan ritual in progress.

On two counts of attempted murder...

Once he's politically dead, Commissioner Kirkpatrick...

One can't exist without the other.

One distressed 1985 unmarked Ford sedan.

One more thing. Police and fire departments...

One should set his or her sights on Wall Street.

One, we use cutlery. Two, we can control our sexual urges.

Only if you call me Jonathan. [Chuckling]

Or maybe she will. You both are sort of starting from scratch with this thing.

Or meowing all night or climbing up your d****s.

Or they can try to take it the easy way.

Our apology was reluctantly accepted...

Our car! We can steal it back.

Our good reverend's an amazing piece of work, isn't he, Jane?

Our hoses are in place. Start the gas when ready.

Our problem is Mayor Parvin.

P A G A N.

Pagan or reverend, devil or angel?

Pagan.

Penal Code 836: A police officer may make an arrest without a warrant...

Pep Streebek.

Pep?

Pep.

Playtime was over...

Please, will you call me Jane?

Plus you two share that curious affection for hats.

Police officers, ma'am.

Police officers, ma'am. L.A.P.D. Robbery. I'm Friday. This is...

Police officers! Clear the road.

Police officers. Emil Muzz?

Police work is a matter of us against them, not Mother, may I?

Prepare the virgin.

Prepare the virgin. I don't like the sound of that.

Pretty clever of Whirley manoeuvring him up here to Caesar's party.

Pseudo halogenic cyanogen.

Put a clamp on it!

Put it in your stomach, not on your uniform.

Put your goat leggings on and try to blend in.

Read him his rights, Pep.

Reckless endangerment of human life, wilful disregard of private property...

Red Cross. Junior Lifesaver with clusters.

Representing every race, colour...

Request Code 3. Officer in distress.

Resign now.

Reverend Whirley abducted that girl, had his men throw her in a pit...

Reverend Whirley, it's a privilege.

Reverend Whirley, please accept our most sincere apologies.

Reverend, I'm sure you'll find these gals socially redeemin'.

Reverend...

Reverend...

Said he knew you'd understand.

Saying, Take me! I want to live on damn cement?

Says who, flathead?

Section 3 605...

See if you can get a line on the man they work with.

See if you can make a positive I.D. On the man you saw.

See the fire?

Sergeant Friday, your table is ready.

Sergeant, if I asked your honest opinion about something, would I get it?

Sergeant, you will remove those handcuffs immediately.

Serving 43 consecutive 99 year sentences...

Sewage breath would be your nickname for...

Shaitan!

Shaitan! Shaitan! Shaitan!

She was a Baitmate.

She's as pure as she can be.

She's my maternal grandmother. Her name is Mundy.

Silly me.

Simulated surroundings, three squares a day.

Since we had properly obtained a search warrant...

Sit down, unless you're growing!

Sitting in a park, getting eaten by ducks, sifting through garbage.

Six feet, 165 pounds...

Small surprise before the ceremony starts?

So long, hotshot.

So pipe down and let me enjoy my lunch in peace.

So take off these cuffs and open the door!

So the police and Mr Caesar's next of kin...

So there's nothing you can do about it, you slimy little jizz bucket.

Soft core porno lord, Jerry Caesar...

Some big guys grabbed me off the street last night.

Some guys do, too, Connie.

Some Pagan cards had been found.

Somebody must've wanted that lion's mane bad to pull a stunt like that.

Somehow I feel I could tell you anything, Joe.

Sometimes it hides a little snack for later.

Sorry to bother you, fellas. We can't be too careful, huh?

Sorry.

Sort of like your aftershave.

Sports jacket or suit and leather shoes, preferable with a high shine.

Still, he was my partner.

Stop it!

Stop shaving with a pocketknife, and next time you eat your lunch...

Stop them!

Streebek had gone to seek assistance from friends...

Streebek was right.

Streebek, introduce yourself to my grandmother, quickly.

Streebek, isn't there anything job related you should be doing now?

Streebek, quick! Do something. It's constricting.

Streebek, what are you doing here?

Streebek, why are you always looking at your watch?

Stupid looking piece of sewage breath stole my wedding dress?

Sure thing. If you'll excuse us, we have a fugitive to apprehend.

Sure, but like every other psycho in this city with a foolproof plan...

Sure, this city isn't perfect. We need a smut free life for all our citizens.

Surf's up, but not for you.

Surprised?

Swail. Connie Swail.

Sylvia Wiss wanted you.

Tell Jerry Caesar he's out of business.

Thank God, it's Friday!

Thank God, it's Friday!

Thank goodness he trusts me.

Thank you, Delilah. Hello.

Thank you, George, and welcome once again to Advance.

Thank you, Mrs. Swail.

Thank you, Sylvia.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, partner.

That a slut peddler like Jerry Caesar could build a modern day Gomorrah...

That ass wipe also stiffed me for two months' rent when his cheque bounced.

That even Mr Caesar himself has bravely decided...

That God, no matter how he is worshipped...

That guy's probably 200 miles from here by now.

That he is not responding to our pressure to resign.

That man with the collar.

That now we are investigating invisible crimes on the word of two...

That socially retarded hedonist...

That socially retarded hedonist...

That was a joke.

That's a good idea.

That's him.

That's it. The limousine from the mansion.

That's right, mister, you don't.

That's right. Impersonating a police officer.

That's where I come in, doing my job to the best of my ability on a daily basis.

The California penal code 314.1 covering obscene conduct in public.

The complainant was the landlady, Enid Borden.

The current capital of depravity...

The day he was born, his mother had him home by 9:00.

The dedicated people of the Los Angeles Police Department are one big family...

The door was opened by Police Officer Betsy Blees...

The face behind the mask.

The face of crime. It just gets bigger and badder and uglier every day.

The Israelis?

The lottery I can fix.

The missing giant anaconda was still here last night at 8:30.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

The only car the department would release to us at this point...

The Pagans were taking them. We tried to fit in.

The Reverend Jonathan Whirley was found guilty...

The Reverend Whirley?

The sad truth...

The snake!

The standard service revolver and simple lead sap...

The throat, eyes, lungs, and nose, and could cause vomiting and death.

The White Pages, my favourite. You ever actually reach out and touch someone?

Theft, kidnapping, cruelty to animals, attempted murder things to laugh about.

Them magazines and papers were his down in the trash.

Then you will hand in your badge. You are relieved from duty.

There are two things which differentiate the human species from animals.