Captain Ron (1992) Edit

A guy with a spider on his head tattooed you somewhere private?

A little this way, a little that way.

A penny to the dollar, that's $60, U.S.

A sponge fisherman's convention! Or more rocks.

About 35 miles, I think. Due north.

All diesels do that, honey.

All my modifications are washed off. A week's worth of work, gone.

All right, fellas, give me a break. Sit down.

All right, General. You're up.

All right, kids. Nothing can stop us now.

All right, this tie model. They highly recommend a bow.

All right, you fire up the boat. I'll ditch the pirates.

All right. Hold on.

All right. Stay with me.

Always stand clear of the ladder, Boss.

American girls are very, what's the word? Superficial?

And he kissed Katherine. I think he French kissed her.

And my family in the clutches of Captain Ron.

And teach us how to sail at the same time.

And the knowledge that Captain Ron is about to leave our lives,

And the ocean outside. It's the most romantic thing I've ever imagined.

And these people, and we just had a party!

And today I discovered something in the cabin.

And we are out of fuel!

And you! Tell Roscoe you're not getting jack!

Angeline's no Cretan. She's Puerto Rican.

Anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.

Are you all right?

Are you born stupid? Stay down!

Are you hurt? I told you not to leave bottles lying around.

Are you kidding?

Are you trying to cheat Captain Ron?

Attaboy, Boss. You got the wind.

B & O Railroad. That's $ 1.25.

Babe, don't just watch! Jump up and guide those lines.

Back to the raft!

Be a little tough, then.

Ben, get down and stay down.

Ben, stop that!

Ben, the mainsheets!

Ben!

Ben!

Benjamin!

Black coffee with sugar, please.

Boardwalk with three hotels. That's $6,000.

Boss, wait a minute!

Boss! Stay on the path. There's guerrillas in these woods.

Boss?

Bring it down!

But a window falls on you, some truck flattens you, you catch a disease ...

But getting the sails up today was quite a rush for all of us.

But if we get lost, we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions.

But the boat is starting to look a lot better.

But you are not being charged with subversion.

Bye bye.

Bye, Captain Ron.

Can I call you right back, Mrs. Holtzman?

Can I speak to Jason, please? It's Ben Harvey.

Cannons, walls. They're all still here.

Captain Ron ... May I have the camera, please?

Captain Ron didn't want us wandering around. So we found this band

Captain Ron is more cunning than I originally suspected.

Captain Ron thought we would have to hold off pirates!

Captain Ron!

Captain Ron?

Captain Ron? Could you come up, please? Everything's fine.

Captain Ron.

Carla, you know Martin Harvey, new products?

Caroline hasn't mentioned being engaged. And Ben ...

Caroline, come here.

Caroline, get the gaskets! Katherine, on the mizzenmast!

Caroline, honey ...

Caroline, I asked you to do ...

Caroline!

Charged by the best sex we've had in three years,

Check this out.

Clearly the wrong shoe selection.

Come on up here, Boss!

Come on, Katherine.

Concern is increasing about our captain.

Confidentially, I've had these problems with the tides before.

Congoleum!

Cuba. We're in Cuba?

Curve it a second, boss ― former boss. The woman had a system.

Dad, it went through the deck!

Dad, the boat's on fire!

Dad, what's that?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Help!

Day 17 finds me in the clutches of revolutionaries,

Day 20. Survived storm at sea.

Day 30. New log.

Day ten. Sailing lessons continue under Captain Moron's direction.

Did you see that? That was cool!

Didn't the boat belong to Clark Gable? Clark Gable plus Carole Lombard!

Do it! Get in the raft! Honey, get in.

Do what, Mom?

Do you think we'll be able to do that?

Don't let my children find me drowned and naked in the shower.

Don't panic! We know where we are. We have a compass and a chart.

Don't take long showers. Eats up the fresh water.

Don't worry, Boss.

Don't worry. We'll be in Florida soon. We'll sell this thing and go home.

Donaldson Yacht Brokers.

Everybody grab their shit!

Excuse me, I'm gonna be a while.

Excuse me. Are we going to any more human type places?

Expensive night.

Fabulous rock formations and an old Spanish fort.

Father and son. Now he's bonding with Captain Cyclops!

First things first. Stay here. I am going to find out where we are.

Forget it. Never did fit, anyway. You gotta get them custom made.

Get me another brewski.

Get out of here! Honey, we can really use that money!

Get out.

Giving the children beer and bringing that woman around ...

Go below and cut the engine, then kill the fuel lines. Ready?

God, it's ridiculous.

Going down!

Good morning, Boss.

Gorillas. He did it on purpose. You can see it in his eyes ... eye.

Gorillas. Right.

Grab his tongue. Shove a stick in his mouth!

Great ... All right ... Fine ...

Great! And don't sign anything until you talk to me.

Guantánamo, wake up!

Guys, it would take a miracle.

Guys, you've been through this!

Hang on a second.

Hang on a second. Go ahead, grab onto that line!

Hang on, I'm coming.

Have a good time, Boss, 'cause I'm gonna.

Have we ended up in the same spot as our boat?

He actually traded ... Hold on.

He almost got us killed in that storm!

He could have said revolutionaries, freedom fighters. No.

He gets lost. This is his second time in two days.

He said gorilla. Not guerrilla. Guer, go.

He traded hair grooming tips with Caroline.

He's already gone to work.

He's gone crazy! I've seen this before!

He's not coming to visit. He's dead.

He's such a character.

Help me out. I lost my eye. You see it? There it goes.

Her world view is based on I Love Lucy reruns.

Here, Boss. I'll just take ...

Here. Feel. CG.

Hey, Boss! Take hold.

Hey, Clarice! Babe! Who are you waving at?

Hey, guys. Wake up!

Hey, swab. Come here.

Hey, who's rocking the boat down there?

Hey! What happened to the music?

Hey! Where's Mom and Dad?

Hi, how's it going? Good seeing you.

Hi!

Hola. Buenas dias. And como esta?

Honey, don't worry about your glasses. Just stay there and hold on.

Honey, let's not forget we have guests, if you know what I mean.

Honey, look!

Honey, stay on the path, OK?

Honey, they did the Today Show in Cuba.

Honey, wait. Let me adjust the shower.

Honey, we can't fire him now. He got us through the storm.

Honey, where are the kids?

Honey, you'll never get that undone.

How are you doing, guys? Good to see you. Over there.

How long will it take us to get to San Juan?

How much did you pay for this?

How quick can we sell it?

Huge difference!

I agree with Caroline. It's land.

I am engaged. But it's kind of informal.

I can drive the boat.

I can find someone else if you're not comfortable with him.

I can see it. I just have these, you know, spots.

I can signal you when I'm through.

I can't wait for you to see this. It's so amazing.

I didn't ask questions.

I didn't do it!

I do, too. I've just got one word to say to you.

I don't like to draw attention to myself.

I don't think she's waving at you.

I explained it to him. It's the tides. They work for you or against you. Hey!

I feel great!

I fixed the winch handle. Try to be more careful, all right?

I got engaged.

I got news for you, Ron. If I had a hand mirror ...

I gotta go. I'll see if I can make it.

I gotta open the door.

I hate everything about you, you stupid, ugly ...

I hate that! Like, I'm into different cultures and ways of doing things.

I have a couple of pieces of really big news!

I have to admit, I was against all this.

I have to say this was worth getting lost for. It's absolutely gorgeous.

I just figured it out before you got back.

I just steered the Sara. I didn't navigate.

I just wish that you could see it.

I love this. I love it! This is an experience of a lifetime!

I miss the clubs in Chicago.

I phoned three boat brokers. She's worth over $250,000!

I planned a spontaneous adventure. Captain Contagious is screwing it up.

I read it. Have you? I doubt it.

I see ...

I see something!

I spent the night ashore. I figured the boat might be crowded.

I thought I'd take a look. I didn't use any film.

I was trying to show the kind of person Captain Ron is.

I will not drop everything and go to a place no one's ever heard of.

I won it in a crap game. How are we doing up on deck?

I wouldn't fire him because he is physically challenged. I admire him.

I'll be right back.

I'll blow a hole in their boat with this!

I'll call you back.

I'll do more than that if you don't get going. Move!

I'll see you in the morning.

I'll tell you what. Get it up here and we'll take a look see.

I'm Bill Zachary from the U.S. State Department. Good news.

I'm coming!

I'm coming!

I'm fine. Captain Ron broke his leg. I'm serious. Go see.

I'm fine. What about Captain Ron? Can we talk about him?

I'm not kidding. Being a galley slave holds no appeal for me.

I'm not starting a fight. It's just my opinion.

I'm the battleship.

I've been hurt!

If anyone asks, I went for a walk.

If we stay on schedule, we'll be there for carnival!

In five hours the stores open. We can get some clothes.

In my opinion, he steers badly.

Is he coming for a visit? I can't. This has been a terrible week.

Is that it? It's like something out of Adventures in Paradise.

Is that right? Let me tell you something.

Is there a problem?

Isn't this great?

It doesn't even have a dock!

It has great historical significance.

It hasn't been surveyed since 1967. Have you seen it yet?

It shows.

It was like, he speaks French! That is so cool.

It wasn't smart to mention we brought revolutionaries to the island.

It went down the drain!

It's all wood.

It's just a little squall. They come and go fast.

It's just a little squall. They come on you fast and leave you fast.

It's land! It's land!

It's Mr. Harvey. It's a bad connection.

It's not gonna happen at that price.

It's not his fault that ...

It's not just an old boat. It's from the Clark Gable estate.

It's OK! We still have our compass.

It's still our boat. We cleaned the stupid thing, and we sailed it.

It's the Caribbean, guys ― El Caribe. The Spanish Main.

It's the dawn of a new day.

It's the genuine article, all right. Fairchild Marine. 1200 ponies.

Junk! How much junk can one person carry?

Just look at this. You gotta see this.

Kate, take a look.

Keep her due north. Don't bump into anything. I'll get some shuteye.

Kick them off!

Kids, grab the mainsheet! Bring him in!

Kitty's right. Sometimes I go without the patch. It puts people off.

Kommen Sie hier! I'll go with a margarita.

Let her up, let her up!

Let us back in that game, and I can whittle that down.

Let's at least have a dialogue here.

Let's just go to the most important part of the sign, shall we?

Let's light the fires and kick the tires. Push that back.

Let's say 10 cents equals 100 dollars.

Let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones!

Let's wait till we're in San Juan. We'll figure out what to do.

Like, we saw Mr. Ed on TV the other day? He spoke French!

Listen to you! Floors and windows are the biggest thing in your life.

Listen up. The way it works shipwards is, you do your job.

Log entry, day two. The adventure begins!

Look at the way he parked the boat.

Makes you think, doesn't it? We all have things we want to do.

Mamba! He doesn't speak English, but he's cute. Guess what?

Mambo!

Man overboard!

Man!

Martin ... Martin, you know that Roscoe man?

Martin, I've never heard of these places.

Martin?

Maybe you should put on some more clothes.

Mayday!

Mizzenmast, mizzenboom, mizzen halyard winch.

Mm mm.

Mom, Dad, guess what?

MOM! MOM!

Mr. Harvey. I crossed these guys once before.

My floor. Coming through. Come on, step lively ...

Never mind. You go with the boss. I'll take care of it.

Next stop St. Haag.

Next stop, carnival in San Juan. Or so we thought ...

No blub blub blub!

No gorillas. Not here. No way.

No, clearly we both prefer tile. There's just no way ...

No, he's fine. He seems to know what he's doing. He was in the Navy.

No, honest. What happened?

No, just rise above it, Marty. You'd probably miss and hit the girl.

No, just you and me.

No. We can't do this right now. We can't do it!

Not contagious.

Not much point, Boss.

Not this time, swab. Bone's about to punch through the skin.

Now that you got a little coin, let's make the game interesting.

Oh, geez! Gunplay!

Oh, man!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Oh, no, don't tell me. He's back?

Oh, your poor eyes. Come here.

OK, take it up. Today, guys!

OK.

OK. Hold on.

OK. On deck. We'll get the sails up. You want to save this boat?

Old dog! She must keep your clock wound.

Old log fell into the hands of the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Once the Harvey boat comes in, pull it out of the water.

Or don't!

Patti? We were gonna send Chuck Petrie to skipper the boat?

Plus. CL. Can you believe it?

Prohibit to pass.

Pull back.

Quierro sabe si este barco se va ...

Remember my Uncle William? Sailed off in 1962 and never came back?

Remember, when the sails go up, you can't go dead into the wind.

Right. Any dope can learn it. This rigging. Standing or running?

San Juan is behind us. About 20 miles. But General Armando hardly blames you.

See? We're fine.

See. That's very friendly. That's not what you get at home.

Set it down back, and we'll cut it up for scrap and salvage what we can.

Set the mainsail!

She had Park Place with three hotels.

She's like a woman. Responds to touch. The power of the wind ...

She's really a great girl.

Skipper, the walls are kind of thin. We're not alone.

So far our adventure has been sanding, painting and polishing.

So, think we'll ever see our boat again?

Some day I'll retire, some day we'll have more time for our kids.

Some day Marty will write. What if some day never comes?

Sorry, Boss. I think I broke my leg.

Sorry, gorillas are native to Equatorial Africa.

Sorry, Kitty. I do that to keep the light out.

Sorry.

St. Bart's with Mick and Cher, or Club Med. Not scrubbing deck!

Stand by to set the mainsail!

Start!

Stay in the path, Boss! There's gorillas in the woods.

Stop it! Don't swallow the water. You'll get diphtheria.

Stop!

Stripping these cabinets down here. Look here.

Sure, Boss.

Swab, come here.

Tell the boss there's a small island, Los Palonimos. It's on the chart.

Thank you for pointing that out.

That is great!

That was very nice of you.

That's different. We had dry rot!

That's mighty nice of you.

That's my girl!

That's not the point. The point is we can sail it ourselves.

That's the point. Who wants to stay in a place like this every night?

That's you, Boss. You're the captain now.

The boss is right! We should be OK.

The Caribbean is full of captains. We'll hire one to take it to Miami

The doctor says that by tomorrow my retinas will be fine.

The kids are happy, Ron is buying us lunch. Let's just eat, OK?

The only instrument Columbus had to get him to the New World

The pirates are easy. Worry about the cops. Grand theft auto is big.

The sun's coming up, we have no money, no passports and no explanations.

Them pirate guys don't like to lose. It's an honour kind of a deal.

Then, as suddenly as he'd come into our lives ...

There are boats all over the place!

There is no problem. I'll just go down and show him a few things.

There's one little catch. It's on the island San Pomme de Terre.

There's something wrong with Captain Ron. I think he's dead.

These are some of your uncle's things, removed for safekeeping.

They needed a lift to San Juan and since we're ...

They were right there. Caroline!

They'll get out of the way. I learned that on the Saratoga.

They're there. Ben!

Think about it. Gable and Lombard in this bed.

This could happen to anybody. Here you are, Boss.

This is a serious call for help!

This is my boat. You understand?

This is not a toy. It's a highly complex piece of equipment.

This is old stuff to you, having been a helmsman.

This sucks.

Three houses, 375! That's 37 cents.

Throw some music on the jukebox.

Too cool!

Trip log, day five. At sea.

Trust me, you have not been kidnapped. Captain Ron is a jerk.

U.S. Coast Guard calling 60 foot ketch off Los Palominos.

Uh oh. Coming through!

Until then, I want you to dry off as best as you can.

Váyase! Escuchame bien.

Wait here. I'll see if I can give him a hand.

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait! Come here. Keep us on a heading of 270.

Watch this.

Waves lapping against the hull. You, me, in our floating palace.

We can visit sponge fishermen and an old monastery,

We can't get rid of him. Who's gonna drive?

We could have been under it. Not the idiot that installed it ...

We could pay off the second on the house and the credit card!

We don't give lifts to armed revolutionaries.

We don't give our kids enough attention. Don't interrupt us.

We don't know how to drive a boat.

We had to. We have no refrigeration facilities ...

We have to fill her up every morning. It's a greasy job, but must be done.

We hit a reef. Huge son of a bitch. Ran the whole coast.

We said goodbye to Captain Ron today.

We should tell him that we don't know much about boats.

We understand.

We want to check the boat out. We bought it yesterday.

We were worried sick the whole time we were in jail.

We'll be right back!

We'll be spontaneous when we have time.

We'll get a boat mover. And they will bring it here.

We'll get by somehow. We always do. I didn't think we'd survive this.

We'll just forget the whole thing. It seemed like a good idea.

We'll take them out. Are they getting a good education? Two plus three?

We're doing our job, you do yours! These people are taxpayers!

We're getting a boat!

We're gonna fucking die.

We're gonna miss you.

We're gonna run out of water. Hang on.

We're the Harvey family from Chicago!

We're too far into the wind! We gotta bring her around!

We've just received the specs on the boat from the estate.

Well, everything is cool. When you get lost, all you got to do is ask.

Well, I'm just wondering ... Could you hold on a second?

Well, let's hope so.

Well, let's just get some cigars and relax.

Well, let's see what kinda trouble this tub's in.

Well, let's see. You have 532 ...

Well, most of it, anyway. All right, let's light the fire.

Well, prepared for any normal ...

Well, she wants my manhood, you know.

Well, you know. It'll take some time to get over this.

What a thrill it is to leave the turmoil of civilization behind.

What do you think, baby? The first night on the boat.

What do you think?

What is going on?

What is he doing home so early?

What the hell? We got to leave sometime!

What?

What?

What? Did you drop it?

What's that? A mop.

Whatever you say. I'll return the guns and the whole thing's off.

Whatever you say. I'll return the guns and the whole thing's off.

When we get there, we're out of Cuban waters.

When you get down there, grab it,

Where am I?

Where are you going?

Whittle yourself out of my life!

Who knows what's waiting for us out there?

Who put food on the kitchen table? Did you do this?

Why didn't we just take a Princess Cruise?

With those cute little cherub guys up there. Isn't it just so amazing?

Wow! Too cool.

Yank on the line twice. I'll pull you.

Yeah, I think you broke it, Boss.

Yeah, I thought so. When I saw Clarice, I knew where we was.

Yeah, incentives are important.

Yeah, just go ... The engine is ...

Yes ... Mr. Harvey. How are you?

Yes, Captain Ron?

Yes, I admit that Captain Ron is a little rough around the edges.

Yes, I'm actually looking at it now.

Yes?! Oh, hi, Mrs. Holtzman, how are you?

Yo. Mom. Dad.

You are lucky, yours is above the water line.

You can do it! I never seen such sailors!

You can make it look great by cleaning the wood.

You do it good, maybe you'll get promoted from swab to mate.

You don't have to wear those glasses.

You don't wanna be down here if she breaks up.

You feel that? Get your sea legs.

You forgot to cast off. It could happen to anybody.

You gotta be prepared. I mean big time prepared.

You kids keep up. Let's go.

You know you got a mop wedged against the door?

You know, every time I'm up this way she,

You smell something?

You still there?

You'll see him again if I don't get paid $500.

You're a lucky man, Boss.

You're walking down the street. Bam! You're shredded beef.

30 45 days under sail. An adventure.

A shark ate your eye? When I went down off Australia.

A ski boat! Don't push me.

An old steering wheel? No. Everything it's attached to.

And there's taxes! It's a lifetime experience.

And you know the way? Any fool could find it.

Angeline's OK. Roscoe is the jerk. Yeah, we saw Roscoe.

Are those gunshots? Look at this.

Are you all right? Why do you think I'm not all right?

Bearings is burned out. What does that mean?

Ben, that sounds like ... You'd better do it.

Boss? Yes, Captain Ron?

Call me Captain Ron. Hi, Martin Harvey.

Captain Ron! Yeah, Boss?

Caroline! You guys are back early.

Come back here! Ben! Excuse me, folks.

Come here. Mom, can we get some drinks?

Come on. Hold on, Dad! We got you, Dad.

Come on. You know how to do this. Not in these shoes.

Could you get them? You're a big boy. You get them.

Dad tries, but he screws it up. Dad does the best he can.

Dad, the sander doesn't work. Here, I'll fix you up.

Dad! Dad! Martin, help!

Daddy's coming. Here, Ben!

Dawn comes early on a boat. You're right about that, Boss.

Did he come in a car? I don't see one.

Do you know about broken bones? I took a first aid course.

Don't. Just find somebody local. From San Pomme de Terre?

Fine. You're comfortable doing this?

Get in, hurry! Just like you said, Captain Ron.

Go, go, go. Hang on. I got it.

Great Barrier Reef? You heard of it? Smart lady.

He hasn't started it yet. Hang on!

He went that way. You tattooed my kids!

He's taking over our lives. Honey, you're exaggerating.

Hell of an idea. Poker? I think we'll stick to Monopoly.

Honey, did we get a resumé on him? I'm sure he's fine.

Honey, don't start anything. I'm just getting a screwdriver.

Honey, look. Keep your eyes out there.

Honey. Yeah?

I can see. All kinds of buttons. It came with a 64 page manual.

I just ordered chilli fries! How much for the hat?

I really hate this! Are you OK? Will it come off?

I said some day ... Exactly! Some day.

I think he has a problem with you. The boss? No, we're like this.

I thought we'd go below. All of us?

I told you! It was fun.

I wouldn't do that. I would. Beat it.

I'll just leave this with you. I'll give her a good study tonight.

I'm glad you're back, Captain Ron. I'm there for you.

I'm home! Martin?

In jail? Don't worry. Who's this guy?

In San Juan, no more Captain Ron? Whatever you say, honey.

Is this Full Metal Jacket? It's the basics.

Isn't that a little odd? Strictly speaking, no.

Isn't that amazing? Oh, that's great.

It could be a lot worse. How?

It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? All diesels do that.

It has to be brought to Miami. It means Saint Potato.

It's a bit cramped in here. I dropped the wash cloth.

It's Captain Ron! Get in!

It's just ... I got you. Come on, swab.

It's true. They have speedboats. I've never been to Disney World.

Katherine! I'm coming!

Kids. Mom and I are gonna turn in. 8:30?

Martin, are you OK? It could happen to anyone.

Maybe it's nobody. Yeah, maybe.

Meet my wife and kids. Hi, Mrs. Harvey.

Mom is pissed. Adiós!

Mom, Ben fell in the water! Honey, we're coming.

Mom, did you see that? Don't just sit there. Pull me in.

Mom, slack off. Look!

Mom! Martin!

Mom? Martin?

Mom? What are you doing up there?

Mr. Big Stakes. What's that sound?

MY fault? You got engaged. You went ballistic over the boat.

Nice map. Nice dress.

No, land! Paddle! We're gonna live!

No, that's my daughter Caroline. My mistake.

No, that's OK. Thanks. It's a lot of water.

No, that's real. Primo work. You're fired.

OK, I got it! Got it?

OK. Coming about! Good going!

Pirates of the Caribbean. Been to Disney World too many times?

See what I'm talking about? All right, Mom!

Sharks! We're gonna die!

She said she'd meet us here. Will you trust her?

She's not? I sincerely doubt it.

Should ...? Be careful! Are you OK?

Sorry, Boss. No, it's fine.

Sort of an incentive kind of deal. That's good.

Sounds romantic, huh? It means potato.

Spend much time on the water? When I was a kid.

Stop whining. I'm not. You said the Caribbean!

Sure. Turpentine will do the trick. Let's see how fast it'll go.

Sweetie, that's rude. That's all right. Shark attack.

Teds! Teds ...?

Thank God! And Caroline's?

That was so cool! Let's take a walk, shall we?

That was so cool! We showed them!

That's all the general's money. Shit happens. Cough it up.

There are no gorillas here. Yeah, there is.

There. San Juan. That sounds like fun.

They can steal the boat. There are no pirates here.

This is ... I know, I know.

This is my wife, Katherine. What's happening, Kitty?

Throw me a line! Are you OK?

Tough break. We'll have to go home. Is he OK?

Tree. Thank you.

Two .45s and a MAC 10. Just some macho trip.

U.S.S. Saratoga? Yeah, the old Sara.

Want me to close the door? Yes, that would be nice.

We all make mistakes. He's human. Prove it.

We can broaden their horizons. Five!

We don't know how to sail. We'll use the engine and learn.

We don't know if it's safe. We'll find out on the ocean.

We don't need you. Honey, I think we do.

We got to have it on video. Sure, good idea.

We have to talk about it. We're getting a boat!

We ran out of money. She's ... Where's Ben?

We'll be OK. Kids!

We're getting into pirate waters. Pirates?

We're going to a place next to it. What's it called?

We've got our boat. No, the pirates have our boat.

What about your other eye? Glass, swab.

What are fenders? Those rubber bumper things.

What are we gonna do? What can we do?

What are you doing? The merengue.

What are you holding? Winch drum.

What did I say about eavesdropping? OK. Are we getting a boat?

What did you trade? There's the beauty. Nothing. Nada.

What difference does it make? I'm sick of being the thimble.

What do we do? Captain Ron ...

What do you expect us to do? Get it back.

What do you mean? What could I mean?

What is that? Some local dispute?

What the hell are you doing? Rescuing you.

What was that? Automatic weapons. How about that?

What's this? Monopoly.

What's with you? Party at the Dutch consulate.

Where did they come from? Ron traded with the guerrillas.

Where is that again? San Juan.

Where is this? I don't care. It's dry land.

Where is your brother? He's around. You guys!

Where on your body? Mom, it's kind of private.

Who is he? Dad, it's fake. It washes off.

Who's that? It's the U.S. Coast Guard!

Wouldn't you just know it? What's so bad about Cuba?

Yea, Dad! Yea, Ben!

Yes, honey, they're in the ... The blue cooler.

Yes, I'm aware of that. Thank you. I wasn't.

Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron? Nobody knows.

Yes! You always do this! Our kids know nothing about life.

You got dry rot. Every boat has it. Every boat.

You heard of St. Croix? Yeah!

You inherited an old boat? We're getting a boat? Cool!

You jerks! That was cool. You faked them out.

You look kind of natural there. Thank you.

You pushed me! He pushed me first.

You stole this car? Borrowed it, Boss.

You take out the trash, swab. Oh, man!

You want it surveyed? No, it's a piece of junk.

You're engaged. No, I didn't get engaged.

You're tough. You've got a tattoo. A little one!

Your boat sank? No, it was my boss's boat.

Just tie this off, OK? Ben, grab the line.

Just turn off the water. I'm trying to turn it off!

.. Take your bundle and go, Caroline Take your bundle and go, Caroline..

.. Tell me where you've been last night, Caroline..

..he was gone. And our adventure was over.

..square feet. No way you're gonna come in under $1,600.