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Steel Magnolias (1989) Steel Magnolias is a beloved American comedy-drama film released in 1989. Directed by Herbert Ross and

Steel Magnolias (1989)

Steel Magnolias is a beloved American comedy-drama film released in 1989. Directed by Herbert Ross and based on Robert Harling's 1987 play of the same name, this cinematic gem follows the lives of six Southern women living in Louisiana. The remarkable ensemble cast includes acting legends such as Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, and Julia Roberts. Each actress brings depth and charm to their characters, who navigate life's joys and tragedies with resilient humor and unwavering friendship.

If you want to relive the emotional journey of these strong-willed yet fragile women, you can play and download the timeless sounds of Steel Magnolias on various platforms. Immerse yourself in the heartfelt storytelling, unforgettable performances, and the uplifting power of female camaraderie. So sit back, relax, and allow the laughter and tears of Steel Magnolias to captivate your heart.
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A bottle of cheap wine,
A bottle of cheap wine,
A cherry Coke.
A cherry Coke.
A cup of flour, a cup of sugar
A cup of flour, a cup of sugar
A cup of fruit cocktail with the juice,
A cup of fruit cocktail with the juice,
A cuppa cuppa cup?
A cuppa cuppa cup?
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A doc Help!
A doc Help!
A few weeks.
A few weeks.
A sexy slip of a dress that bares...”.
A sexy slip of a dress that bares...”.
A thing like this just doesn't make any sense.
A thing like this just doesn't make any sense.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Jack!
Aah! Jack!
About building a room onto our house.
About building a room onto our house.
About three weeks.
About three weeks.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Actually, we fought most of the time.
Actually, we fought most of the time.
After all these years.
After all these years.
After they finally put Bunky Dupuy behind bars
After they finally put Bunky Dupuy behind bars
After tomorrow it'll be a long time before I can pick him up again.
After tomorrow it'll be a long time before I can pick him up again.
Ah ah ah. Glamour technician.
Ah ah ah. Glamour technician.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahh.
Ahh.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Load me up.
All right. Load me up.
All the people want to hear about is touchdowns and injuries.
All the people want to hear about is touchdowns and injuries.
All you wanna do on your day off is sleep
All you wanna do on your day off is sleep
Am I interrupting something?
Am I interrupting something?
Am I my brother's keeper?
Am I my brother's keeper?
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
An armadillo?
An armadillo?
And change my name to Elizabeth Arden.
And change my name to Elizabeth Arden.
And Daddy always says,
And Daddy always says,
And don't even bother to wear a girdle.
And don't even bother to wear a girdle.
And everyone lived happily ever after.
And everyone lived happily ever after.
And finally we realized there was no hope.
And finally we realized there was no hope.
And get on with it.
And get on with it.
And go bar hopping.
And go bar hopping.
And had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep.
And had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep.
And he said, “AII gay men have track lighting
And he said, “AII gay men have track lighting
And her poor little body was just worn out.
And her poor little body was just worn out.
And hop over to where the kids are.
And hop over to where the kids are.
And I can report that a strange car
And I can report that a strange car
And I can usually spot a bottle job
And I can usually spot a bottle job
And I don't recall having seen you before.
And I don't recall having seen you before.
And I love you.
And I love you.
And I make it a point never to deal with my wife.
And I make it a point never to deal with my wife.
And I personally feel much safer knowing she's up there on my side.
And I personally feel much safer knowing she's up there on my side.
And I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself.
And I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself.
And I think that in Shelby's case,
And I think that in Shelby's case,
And I think there's a story there.
And I think there's a story there.
And I was rid of him
And I was rid of him
And I was there when she drifted out.
And I was there when she drifted out.
And I wish you'd be happy, too.
And I wish you'd be happy, too.
And I'll have you know you are working
And I'll have you know you are working
And I'll take care of him.
And I'll take care of him.
And I'm not stupid.
And I'm not stupid.
And I'm originally from Zwolle.
And I'm originally from Zwolle.
And I'm so excited about this Christmas festival.
And I'm so excited about this Christmas festival.
And I've arranged for some pretty incredible fireworks.
And I've arranged for some pretty incredible fireworks.
And it's a real good idea.
And it's a real good idea.
And it's my Sunday to count the offering.
And it's my Sunday to count the offering.
And last, but never least,
And last, but never least,
And let me see if I can figure out who they are.
And let me see if I can figure out who they are.
And marry the first of two total deadbeats.
And marry the first of two total deadbeats.
And maybe I am,
And maybe I am,
And my work tends to be too pouffe when I'm nervous.
And my work tends to be too pouffe when I'm nervous.
And of you, of everybody she knew.
And of you, of everybody she knew.
And pick up my green dress at the cleaners!
And pick up my green dress at the cleaners!
And pink silk bunting
And pink silk bunting
And say “no” and “stop that.”.
And say “no” and “stop that.”.
And Shelby had a lovely,
And Shelby had a lovely,
And sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren
And sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren
And talk to someone. We're there to help.
And talk to someone. We're there to help.
And talk to someone. We're there to help.
And talk to someone. We're there to help.
And that drives you up the wall.
And that drives you up the wall.
And the doctor said Shelby couldn't have children.
And the doctor said Shelby couldn't have children.
And the groom's cake hidden in the carport.
And the groom's cake hidden in the carport.
And the nasty, wicked, evil, wretched,
And the nasty, wicked, evil, wretched,
And the nicest thing I can say about her
And the nicest thing I can say about her
And then proceeded to have the three most ungrateful children ever conceived.
And then proceeded to have the three most ungrateful children ever conceived.
And then you all looked over at me. Remember?
And then you all looked over at me. Remember?
And this here's the best cherry Coke in the history of the world.
And this here's the best cherry Coke in the history of the world.
And told them to send me a warm body.
And told them to send me a warm body.
And we did things that frightened the fish.
And we did things that frightened the fish.
And we talked and talked and talked.
And we talked and talked and talked.
And we'll go trick or treating right after dinner.
And we'll go trick or treating right after dinner.
And went parking.
And went parking.
And without so much as a hello, he said,
And without so much as a hello, he said,
And you mix and bake at 350
And you mix and bake at 350
Anne Boleyn had six fingers.
Anne Boleyn had six fingers.
Anne Boleyn. She was one of the six wives of Henry VIII.
Anne Boleyn. She was one of the six wives of Henry VIII.
Annelle was the valedictorian of the hairdo class.
Annelle was the valedictorian of the hairdo class.
Annelle, did you do all this?
Annelle, did you do all this?
Annelle, god damn it!
Annelle, god damn it!
Annelle, honey, there's some towels in the dryer.
Annelle, honey, there's some towels in the dryer.
Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash?
Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash?
Annelle, I'd like to introduce you
Annelle, I'd like to introduce you
Annelle, I'm dripping.
Annelle, I'm dripping.
Annelle, I'm going to need more cuticle oil.
Annelle, I'm going to need more cuticle oil.
Annelle, it's wonderful.
Annelle, it's wonderful.
Annelle, this looks pretty good.
Annelle, this looks pretty good.
Annelle, why are you so late?
Annelle, why are you so late?
Annelle, you take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
Annelle, you take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
Annelle's become one of the hottest tickets in town.
Annelle's become one of the hottest tickets in town.
Anything you want?
Anything you want?
Are named Mark, Rick or Steve.”.
Are named Mark, Rick or Steve.”.
Are you Annelle?
Are you Annelle?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you eating my picture?
Are you eating my picture?
Are you going to quit your nursing job?
Are you going to quit your nursing job?
Are you high, Clairee?
Are you high, Clairee?
Are you read)I?
Are you read)I?
Are you speaking of Our Lord?
Are you speaking of Our Lord?
Are you trying to confuse me, Clairee?
Are you trying to confuse me, Clairee?
Arrr!
Arrr!
As Lloyd and I were.
As Lloyd and I were.
As long as you were wearing something inspirational.
As long as you were wearing something inspirational.
At 20 paces.
At 20 paces.
At her age, she should be playing Beat the Clock.
At her age, she should be playing Beat the Clock.
At least he hung on through the state play offs.
At least he hung on through the state play offs.
At least in walking distance.
At least in walking distance.
At my reception.
At my reception.
At Robeline's boarding house.
At Robeline's boarding house.
At the Baptist book store in Shreveport last week.
At the Baptist book store in Shreveport last week.
Aunt Fern made it.
Aunt Fern made it.
Aunt Fern's.
Aunt Fern's.
Back at Truvy's.
Back at Truvy's.
Back door.
Back door.
Be a soft spoken dog.
Be a soft spoken dog.
Beautifully,
Beautifully,
Because I can nap at home for free.
Because I can nap at home for free.
Because I'm an old Southern woman.
Because I'm an old Southern woman.
Because of that unfortunate motel thing.
Because of that unfortunate motel thing.
Because this is going in the hairdo hall of fame.
Because this is going in the hairdo hall of fame.
Because you no longer have a say so in what I do,
Because you no longer have a say so in what I do,
Beer.
Beer.
Before you make any big decisions about family.
Before you make any big decisions about family.
Besides, I kind of like the idea of hiring somebody with a past.
Besides, I kind of like the idea of hiring somebody with a past.
Best food in Louisiana!
Best food in Louisiana!
Big day, isn't it?
Big day, isn't it?
Bite him in the balls!
Bite him in the balls!
Blood red.
Blood red.
Blood, sweat, and tears go in every little bowlful.
Blood, sweat, and tears go in every little bowlful.
Boy, give me the sports.
Boy, give me the sports.
Boys, I want to talk to you.
Boys, I want to talk to you.
Boys, we're off to Truvy's.
Boys, we're off to Truvy's.
Bunky that's my husband He just vanished last week.
Bunky that's my husband He just vanished last week.
Business never interested me
Business never interested me
But a 7 feels so good I buy a size 8.
But a 7 feels so good I buy a size 8.
But he kind of grew on me and now I love him.
But he kind of grew on me and now I love him.
But he's having trouble with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
But he's having trouble with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
But I feel bad, Clairee.
But I feel bad, Clairee.
But I just like the idea of growing old with somebody.
But I just like the idea of growing old with somebody.
But I just sat there.
But I just sat there.
But I know he really wants a son so bad he can taste it.
But I know he really wants a son so bad he can taste it.
But I love the tops, such a vibrant purple.
But I love the tops, such a vibrant purple.
But I slammed it against the wall
But I slammed it against the wall
But I wanted to tell you that Sammy and I have decided
But I wanted to tell you that Sammy and I have decided
But I'm nervous.
But I'm nervous.
But I'm not about spend the next 50 years of my life
But I'm not about spend the next 50 years of my life
But in this day and age, who knows?
But in this day and age, who knows?
But it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live.
But it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live.
But it's not real convenient when you're trying to keep up with Jack, Jr.,
But it's not real convenient when you're trying to keep up with Jack, Jr.,
But my daughter can't.
But my daughter can't.
But no, we're friends.
But no, we're friends.
But she's living over at Ruth Robeline's.
But she's living over at Ruth Robeline's.
But that dog is on his last legs.
But that dog is on his last legs.
But that's how I get through things like this.
But that's how I get through things like this.
But that's true for anybody.
But that's true for anybody.
But there was also a horrible, evil,
But there was also a horrible, evil,
But they do look carved out of cream cheese.
But they do look carved out of cream cheese.
But you get through it, and life goes on.
But you get through it, and life goes on.
But you will not keep liquor in mine.
But you will not keep liquor in mine.
But your hair is just holding up beautiful.
But your hair is just holding up beautiful.
But, Miss Truvy, I swear to you,
But, Miss Truvy, I swear to you,
But... Janice van Meter
But... Janice van Meter
By a man's carriage and demeanour
By a man's carriage and demeanour
Call Clairee.
Call Clairee.
Call Connolly's Funeral Home.
Call Connolly's Funeral Home.
Calories, calories.
Calories, calories.
Can I borrow these back issues of Southern Hair?
Can I borrow these back issues of Southern Hair?
Can I help you, sir?
Can I help you, sir?
Can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
Can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
Can't!
Can't!
Children aren't possible.
Children aren't possible.
Christ, Christ, Christ.
Christ, Christ, Christ.
Christ.
Christ.
Clairee, can I get one thing straight with you?
Clairee, can I get one thing straight with you?
Clairee, I'd like you to meet Annelle.
Clairee, I'd like you to meet Annelle.
Clairee, I'm surprised at you
Clairee, I'm surprised at you
Clairee, this is just a gesture.
Clairee, this is just a gesture.
Clairee, you know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anybody.
Clairee, you know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anybody.
Clairee's getting you some juice.
Clairee's getting you some juice.
Clairee's just been telling us this true story of track lighting.
Clairee's just been telling us this true story of track lighting.
Come here, Rhett!
Come here, Rhett!
Come here, Rhett.
Come here, Rhett.
Come here! Stop it, Rhett!
Come here! Stop it, Rhett!
Come here.
Come here.
Come on home, honey.
Come on home, honey.
Come on now. That a girl.
Come on now. That a girl.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, Rhett. Kill! Kill!
Come on, Rhett. Kill! Kill!
Come on, Sammy!
Come on, Sammy!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Look. Look.
Come on. Look. Look.
Come on. What will it be?
Come on. What will it be?
Come sit by me.
Come sit by me.
Congratulations, Drum.
Congratulations, Drum.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Considering the fact that the Dry Prong lines
Considering the fact that the Dry Prong lines
Cool down. I'll have to turn the hose on you.
Cool down. I'll have to turn the hose on you.
Cooperate, please.
Cooperate, please.
Corsages are pretty stupid
Corsages are pretty stupid
Could I do something to help?
Could I do something to help?
Could I say this, please?
Could I say this, please?
Could you hand me that bag, Pam?
Could you hand me that bag, Pam?
Dad, I got the target.
Dad, I got the target.
Daddy doesn't like them.
Daddy doesn't like them.
Daddy, it's time.
Daddy, it's time.
Daddy, it's time.
Daddy, it's time.
Daddy, we're coming!
Daddy, we're coming!
Daddy.
Daddy.
Darling, I'm home.
Darling, I'm home.
Daylight's burning.
Daylight's burning.
Dearly beloved...
Dearly beloved...
Delivery man!
Delivery man!
Diabetics have healthy babies all the time.
Diabetics have healthy babies all the time.
Did y'all do anything especially romantic?
Did y'all do anything especially romantic?
Did you and Sammy get tangled up in the tinsel?
Did you and Sammy get tangled up in the tinsel?
Did you run over a small child or something?
Did you run over a small child or something?
Do you do this dialysis forever?
Do you do this dialysis forever?
Do you remember him?
Do you remember him?
Does anybody got a mirror?
Does anybody got a mirror?
Does anybody have a mirror?
Does anybody have a mirror?
Does he ever listen?
Does he ever listen?
Does he listen?
Does he listen?
Does this story have a point?
Does this story have a point?
Does this tie go?
Does this tie go?
Does your dress have to go over your head?
Does your dress have to go over your head?
Don't ask me those questions.
Don't ask me those questions.
Don't be silly.
Don't be silly.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't give all these to me.
Don't give all these to me.
Don't joke about it, Spud
Don't joke about it, Spud
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't put ice down my back!
Don't put ice down my back!
Don't seem to have the kind' of depth that Chinquapin has.
Don't seem to have the kind' of depth that Chinquapin has.
Don't start on Jackson Mama.
Don't start on Jackson Mama.
Don't start on Jackson Mama.
Don't start on Jackson Mama.
Don't talk about me like I'm not here.
Don't talk about me like I'm not here.
Don't talk to me like that!
Don't talk to me like that!
Don't try to get on my good side.
Don't try to get on my good side.
Don't worry. I'm not going to tell them you're pregnant.
Don't worry. I'm not going to tell them you're pregnant.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
Don't you expect me to come to one of your churches,
Don't you expect me to come to one of your churches,
Don't you threaten me, Drum Eatenton,
Don't you threaten me, Drum Eatenton,
Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment...
Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment...
D****d over anything that would stand still.
D****d over anything that would stand still.
Drink some.
Drink some.
Drink the juice.
Drink the juice.
Drink the juice.
Drink the juice.
Drop by this afternoon.
Drop by this afternoon.
Drugs or something.
Drugs or something.
Drum and I both feel
Drum and I both feel
Drum and I have been planning
Drum and I have been planning
Drum left. He couldn't take it.
Drum left. He couldn't take it.
Drum loves pork and beans. He eats them with everything.
Drum loves pork and beans. He eats them with everything.
Drum says you never left her side for a second.
Drum says you never left her side for a second.
Drum would never point a gun at a ady.
Drum would never point a gun at a ady.
Drum, sweetheart, I'm on the phone!
Drum, sweetheart, I'm on the phone!
Drum!
Drum!
Drum!
Drum!
Drum?
Drum?
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Eat a real dinner.
Eat a real dinner.
Eat shit and die.
Eat shit and die.
Ecch. Leave me alone.
Ecch. Leave me alone.
Either shoot it, stuff it, or marry it.
Either shoot it, stuff it, or marry it.
Even his imaginary playmates wouldn't play with him.
Even his imaginary playmates wouldn't play with him.
Eventually you realize it's marching across your face.
Eventually you realize it's marching across your face.
Every pink flower west of the Mississippi,
Every pink flower west of the Mississippi,
Everybody! Tommy, get all these people outside.
Everybody! Tommy, get all these people outside.
Everything is horrible.
Everything is horrible.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Except Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball.
Except Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Should I call the doctor or something?
Excuse me. Should I call the doctor or something?
Ferns, dancing, tons of people,
Ferns, dancing, tons of people,
Fill us in on the reception.
Fill us in on the reception.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
For a little excitement?
For a little excitement?
For the 900th time this week.
For the 900th time this week.
For the last few days
For the last few days
For us all to get together.
For us all to get together.
Fringe, yes.
Fringe, yes.
From Alexandria.
From Alexandria.
From her Miss Merry Christmas title
From her Miss Merry Christmas title
Furniture? Well, my.
Furniture? Well, my.
Furniture.
Furniture.
Get in here and finish dyeing these Easter eggs.
Get in here and finish dyeing these Easter eggs.
Get it while the getting's good!
Get it while the getting's good!
Get off my Good.
Get off my Good.
Get off my bench!
Get off my bench!
Get our feet's in.
Get our feet's in.
Get out of them trees, damn it!
Get out of them trees, damn it!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Get over here, Rhett!
Get over here, Rhett!
Get over it, Mama.
Get over it, Mama.
Get that Easter Bunny over here now!
Get that Easter Bunny over here now!
Get to the good stuff.
Get to the good stuff.
Get with it, Clairee.
Get with it, Clairee.
Get your fingers out of the icing.
Get your fingers out of the icing.
Get your money away.
Get your money away.
Give me all your...
Give me all your...
Glamour technician.
Glamour technician.
Go ahead, M'Lynn. Slap her!
Go ahead, M'Lynn. Slap her!
Go ahead. Blow it out, buddy.
Go ahead. Blow it out, buddy.
Go away.
Go away.
Go fish.
Go fish.
Go get a doctor.
Go get a doctor.
Go on! Get out of here!
Go on! Get out of here!
God don't care which church you go to,
God don't care which church you go to,
God! I'm so mad, I don't know what to do.
God! I'm so mad, I don't know what to do.
Good morning, Ouiser.
Good morning, Ouiser.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good night.
Good night.
Good to see you, too, Ouiser, Owen.
Good to see you, too, Ouiser, Owen.
Good.
Good.
Gosh, Dad, I I'm sorry.
Gosh, Dad, I I'm sorry.
Got me. Maybe she was praying for Marshall and Drew and Belle.
Got me. Maybe she was praying for Marshall and Drew and Belle.
Gotta get home now for Halloween.
Gotta get home now for Halloween.
Great idea, Mama. I'd love to see what the boys would pick out.
Great idea, Mama. I'd love to see what the boys would pick out.
Grrr.
Grrr.
Grrr.
Grrr.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Half of Chinquapin Parish would give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!
Half of Chinquapin Parish would give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!
Hand me that socket wrench, would you?
Hand me that socket wrench, would you?
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Has been causing a nervous condition in my dog.
Has been causing a nervous condition in my dog.
Has he really? There's a first time for everything.
Has he really? There's a first time for everything.
Have a good evening.
Have a good evening.
Have to break them in.
Have to break them in.
Have you and Owen, you know, um...
Have you and Owen, you know, um...
Have you lost your mind?
Have you lost your mind?
Having Jack, jr. Put too much strain on my kidneys.
Having Jack, jr. Put too much strain on my kidneys.
He asked if I knew you.
He asked if I knew you.
He enclosed this carport so I could support him.
He enclosed this carport so I could support him.
He had the longest nose hair in the free world.
He had the longest nose hair in the free world.
He is a boil on the butt of humanity.
He is a boil on the butt of humanity.
He knows I like fresh flowers.
He knows I like fresh flowers.
He lives in Monroe and goes to First Presbyterian.
He lives in Monroe and goes to First Presbyterian.
He marched in,
He marched in,
He remembers you.
He remembers you.
He says he could deal with another man,
He says he could deal with another man,
He says he doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl,
He says he doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl,
He took all the money, my jewellery, the car.
He took all the money, my jewellery, the car.
He used to live in Ohio somewhere.
He used to live in Ohio somewhere.
He wants you to open open your eyes.
He wants you to open open your eyes.
He wants you to open your eyes, Shelby.
He wants you to open your eyes, Shelby.
He was going to fire a gun at me.
He was going to fire a gun at me.
He was not a bad fellow, but I managed to run him off
He was not a bad fellow, but I managed to run him off
He will cut your thing off.
He will cut your thing off.
He would like more, and I'm dealing with that.
He would like more, and I'm dealing with that.
He's a real gentleman.
He's a real gentleman.
He's going to be fine.
He's going to be fine.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's in big trouble with the law.
He's in big trouble with the law.
He's just trying to make my reception nice.
He's just trying to make my reception nice.
He's muddy.
He's muddy.
He's really cute about the whole thing. It's all he talks about Jackson Latcherie, jr.
He's really cute about the whole thing. It's all he talks about Jackson Latcherie, jr.
He's so excited.
He's so excited.
Hell.
Hell.
Hello, Clairee!
Hello, Clairee!
Hello, darlings. When did you get into town?
Hello, darlings. When did you get into town?
Hello, Louisa. Remember me?
Hello, Louisa. Remember me?
Hello, M'Lynn.
Hello, M'Lynn.
Hello.
Hello.
Help.
Help.
Her husband got killed in World War ll.
Her husband got killed in World War ll.
Her mother and I do!
Her mother and I do!
Her whole life has been an experiment in terror.
Her whole life has been an experiment in terror.
Here all we've been talking about
Here all we've been talking about
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here, M'Lynn. Thanks.
Here, M'Lynn. Thanks.
Here!
Here!
Here!
Here!
Here. Let me help you.
Here. Let me help you.
Here's the juice.
Here's the juice.
Here's the one where you're holding him.
Here's the one where you're holding him.
Here's your grandma.
Here's your grandma.
Hey, Rhett's here!
Hey, Rhett's here!
Hey! Hey! Lookee here, lool
Hey! Hey! Lookee here, lool
Hi, Miss Ouiser.
Hi, Miss Ouiser.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Highlights my new artwork.
Highlights my new artwork.
His aunt makes them.
His aunt makes them.
His bid was 6,000 under mine.
His bid was 6,000 under mine.
His chance to have children.
His chance to have children.
His coffee kicked in.
His coffee kicked in.
His heart's in the right place.
His heart's in the right place.
His wife just died, and he's moved back down here.
His wife just died, and he's moved back down here.
Hit her!
Hit her!
Hit this!
Hit this!
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm. Looks like somebody's husband's coming home tonight.
Hmm. Looks like somebody's husband's coming home tonight.
Hmm. Shelby.
Hmm. Shelby.
Hold on, please.
Hold on, please.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold your head up.
Hold your head up.
Honey, are you okay?
Honey, are you okay?
Honey, drink, please.
Honey, drink, please.
Honey, her coiffure card's in a box on the counter.
Honey, her coiffure card's in a box on the counter.
Honey, it'll do you good to get out for a while.
Honey, it'll do you good to get out for a while.
Honey, time marches on.
Honey, time marches on.
Horrible, mean Ouiser
Horrible, mean Ouiser
How about a glass of iced tea? It's the house wine of the South.
How about a glass of iced tea? It's the house wine of the South.
How cute.
How cute.
How is he?
How is he?
How is she?
How is she?
How long do you have to wait for one?
How long do you have to wait for one?
How long has she been this way?
How long has she been this way?
How long have you been in town?
How long have you been in town?
How M'Lynn puts up with that.
How M'Lynn puts up with that.
How many bridesmaids?
How many bridesmaids?
How nice.
How nice.
How precious is this wedding going to get?
How precious is this wedding going to get?
How the hell do I know?
How the hell do I know?
How wonderful his mother was.
How wonderful his mother was.
How you holding up, honey?
How you holding up, honey?
I am having an affair with a Mercedes Benz.
I am having an affair with a Mercedes Benz.
I am pleasant!
I am pleasant!
I am really sorry about the children part, M'Lynn.
I am really sorry about the children part, M'Lynn.
I am so excited.
I am so excited.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I asked him how he... met people.
I asked him how he... met people.
I asked Marshall, “How can you tell?”.
I asked Marshall, “How can you tell?”.
I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
I bet Lloyd got a kick out of it.
I bet Lloyd got a kick out of it.
I bet money she's paid $500 for that dress
I bet money she's paid $500 for that dress
I bought all the stuff.
I bought all the stuff.
I called the trade school
I called the trade school
I can jog all the way to Texas and back,
I can jog all the way to Texas and back,
I can report that the Sherwood Florist delivery truck.
I can report that the Sherwood Florist delivery truck.
I can't believe it's happening.
I can't believe it's happening.
I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.
I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.
I can't get enough grease into my diet.
I can't get enough grease into my diet.
I can't imagine why.
I can't imagine why.
I can't stand this.
I can't stand this.
I can't talk about it.
I can't talk about it.
I can't wait to get home and try it on Jack.
I can't wait to get home and try it on Jack.
I cannot believe Shelby did that.
I cannot believe Shelby did that.
I cleaned them out of baby jesuses,
I cleaned them out of baby jesuses,
I couldn't leave my Shelby.
I couldn't leave my Shelby.
I did my own.
I did my own.
I did not raise my daughter to talk to me like this.
I did not raise my daughter to talk to me like this.
I did what you asked me, didn't I?
I did what you asked me, didn't I?
I didn't know if you would hire someone who may or may not be married
I didn't know if you would hire someone who may or may not be married
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean that.
I didn't see a car.
I didn't see a car.
I do not see plays
I do not see plays
I don't believe it!
I don't believe it!
I don't care what you do in your refrigerator,
I don't care what you do in your refrigerator,
I don't feel much like it.
I don't feel much like it.
I don't have a car.
I don't have a car.
I don't have the counter space.
I don't have the counter space.
I don't have to wait any more.
I don't have to wait any more.
I don't know how you're doing on the inside, honey,
I don't know how you're doing on the inside, honey,
I don't know if I'm coming or going.
I don't know if I'm coming or going.
I don't know what I wish.
I don't know what I wish.
I don't know what I'd do.
I don't know what I'd do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I don't know why I'm here.
I don't know why I'm here.
I don't know why. I don't make the rules.
I don't know why. I don't make the rules.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like Belle Marmillion.
I don't like Belle Marmillion.
I don't mean to upset you by saying that.
I don't mean to upset you by saying that.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
I don't read books 'cause the good ones are made into miniseries.
I don't read books 'cause the good ones are made into miniseries.
I don't really care.
I don't really care.
I don't see movies because they're trash and they got nothing but naked people in them.
I don't see movies because they're trash and they got nothing but naked people in them.
I don't think I can take this. I don't think I can take this.
I don't think I can take this. I don't think I can take this.
I don't think I would even know what to charge for a full day's beauty.
I don't think I would even know what to charge for a full day's beauty.
I don't trust anybody that does their own hair. I don't think it's normal.
I don't trust anybody that does their own hair. I don't think it's normal.
I don't want to expose myself to anything.
I don't want to expose myself to anything.
I don't want to give back all the wedding presents.
I don't want to give back all the wedding presents.
I don't want to hit you upside the head.
I don't want to hit you upside the head.
I don't want to miss
I don't want to miss
I don't want to walk in that house by myself.
I don't want to walk in that house by myself.
I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
I fed Baby Renz but not Alex, okay?
I fed Baby Renz but not Alex, okay?
I feel awful for 'em.
I feel awful for 'em.
I feel sorry for them, you know?
I feel sorry for them, you know?
I feel the need to make things as simple as possible.
I feel the need to make things as simple as possible.
I find it amusing.
I find it amusing.
I got it, a classic...
I got it, a classic...
I got it.
I got it.
I got one hole left. Right.
I got one hole left. Right.
I got the receipt right here.
I got the receipt right here.
I got to get back.
I got to get back.
I got to get her something. Put that on the list.
I got to get her something. Put that on the list.
I got to give this animal tranquillizers.
I got to give this animal tranquillizers.
I got to scare away about five zillion birds
I got to scare away about five zillion birds
I got to work on the truck.
I got to work on the truck.
I guess I'm a little selfish.
I guess I'm a little selfish.
I guess M'Lynn's is terrible.
I guess M'Lynn's is terrible.
I guess the Eatentons are lucky.
I guess the Eatentons are lucky.
I had no idea he would alienate the entire neighbourhood.
I had no idea he would alienate the entire neighbourhood.
I had no idea.
I had no idea.
I had some words of wisdom, but I don't.
I had some words of wisdom, but I don't.
I hate suspense.
I hate suspense.
I hate these stupid neighbourhood things.
I hate these stupid neighbourhood things.
I hate working on her feet.
I hate working on her feet.
I have a strict philosophy
I have a strict philosophy
I have a strict policy
I have a strict policy
I have always wanted to give a wedding shower
I have always wanted to give a wedding shower
I have chosen two shades of pink.
I have chosen two shades of pink.
I have ever seen.
I have ever seen.
I have new shoes.
I have new shoes.
I have no idea what to get your father.
I have no idea what to get your father.
I have some right here.
I have some right here.
I have such a bone to pick with you.
I have such a bone to pick with you.
I have three months to live.”.
I have three months to live.”.
I have to tell you your nephew Marshall
I have to tell you your nephew Marshall
I haven't left the house without Lycra on these thighs since I was 14.
I haven't left the house without Lycra on these thighs since I was 14.
I haven't seen him in ages.
I haven't seen him in ages.
I heard you got so screwed up
I heard you got so screwed up
I hope no one was hurt.
I hope no one was hurt.
I hope so.
I hope so.
I hope you and Jackson will be as happy
I hope you and Jackson will be as happy
I hope you're satisfied.
I hope you're satisfied.
I hope your husband feels better.
I hope your husband feels better.
I just held Shelby's hand.
I just held Shelby's hand.
I just keep thinking about what Annelle says.
I just keep thinking about what Annelle says.
I just know I'm gonna miss church.
I just know I'm gonna miss church.
I just moved into town not too long ago.
I just moved into town not too long ago.
I just sat there and kept on pushing
I just sat there and kept on pushing
I just think it'd be fun to have access to all that secret personal information.
I just think it'd be fun to have access to all that secret personal information.
I just threw the rest together.
I just threw the rest together.
I just want a moment of your time, folks, now.
I just want a moment of your time, folks, now.
I just want to expose us to more culture.
I just want to expose us to more culture.
I just want to hit somebody till they feel as bad as I do.
I just want to hit somebody till they feel as bad as I do.
I just want to hit something! I want to hit it hard!
I just want to hit something! I want to hit it hard!
I know when you're young
I know when you're young
I know you never do. Does he?
I know you never do. Does he?
I know you're in there!
I know you're in there!
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I like pink. Pink is my signature colour.
I like pink. Pink is my signature colour.
I live here. I've got a job now.
I live here. I've got a job now.
I look at having this baby as the opportunity of a lifetime.
I look at having this baby as the opportunity of a lifetime.
I love being around all those babies.
I love being around all those babies.
I love it.
I love it.
I love those kind of talks...
I love those kind of talks...
I made everybody cry. Sony.
I made everybody cry. Sony.
I made the dress with my own two hands.
I made the dress with my own two hands.
I mean it, Drum.
I mean it, Drum.
I mean, especially Jackson...
I mean, especially Jackson...
I mean, when doctors and specialists give you advice,
I mean, when doctors and specialists give you advice,
I miss romance so much.
I miss romance so much.
I must have missed the passage in Emily Post
I must have missed the passage in Emily Post
I need a job in the worst way.
I need a job in the worst way.
I need somebody to fix my I.V., please.
I need somebody to fix my I.V., please.
I need your support.
I need your support.
I no longer have one.
I no longer have one.
I overslept 'cause I was up late cooking.
I overslept 'cause I was up late cooking.
I pick up everything but boys and money.
I pick up everything but boys and money.
I pray very hard
I pray very hard
I ran out of stuff.
I ran out of stuff.
I realize that.
I realize that.
I realize, as a woman, how lucky I am.
I realize, as a woman, how lucky I am.
I really do. I think that despite everything
I really do. I think that despite everything
I really don't think things could get any worse.
I really don't think things could get any worse.
I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly
I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly
I saw something about it on TV very dramatic.
I saw something about it on TV very dramatic.
I see.
I see.
I shouldn't have gone on the way I did.
I shouldn't have gone on the way I did.
I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby.
I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby.
I shouldn't have said that.
I shouldn't have said that.
I suspected this all along.
I suspected this all along.
I swear, I don't know
I swear, I don't know
I taught him to say “trick or treat” or something...
I taught him to say “trick or treat” or something...
I think I have something that could cheer you up.
I think I have something that could cheer you up.
I think I'll come with you
I think I'll come with you
I think it would help things a lot.
I think it would help things a lot.
I think it's for Daddy.
I think it's for Daddy.
I think that would be precious.
I think that would be precious.
I think there's somebody at the door.
I think there's somebody at the door.
I think we can trust Annelle to do that.
I think we can trust Annelle to do that.
I think we should pray.
I think we should pray.
I think you know what you're doing.
I think you know what you're doing.
I think your elves have gone berserk.
I think your elves have gone berserk.
I think your form and content will improve with time.
I think your form and content will improve with time.
I thought he was a pest at first,
I thought he was a pest at first,
I thought Sammy wouldn't mind you reading the Bible in bed,
I thought Sammy wouldn't mind you reading the Bible in bed,
I try not to eat healthy food if I can possibly help it.
I try not to eat healthy food if I can possibly help it.
I used to have one,
I used to have one,
I want a child of my own.
I want a child of my own.
I want a child.
I want a child.
I want to get my hair cut.
I want to get my hair cut.
I want to know how that baby will ever know
I want to know how that baby will ever know
I want to know why Shelby's life is over.
I want to know why Shelby's life is over.
I want to take something that freezes beautifully.
I want to take something that freezes beautifully.
I want you to meet Annelle.
I want you to meet Annelle.
I wanted to take it to them before they leave for the hospital.
I wanted to take it to them before they leave for the hospital.
I was hoping she'd sit up and argue with me.
I was hoping she'd sit up and argue with me.
I was number one in frosting and streaking.
I was number one in frosting and streaking.
I was running around drinking, smoking.
I was running around drinking, smoking.
I was scared to.
I was scared to.
I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome.
I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome.
I was there
I was there
I was wondering how things were with you and Owen.
I was wondering how things were with you and Owen.
I wasn't expecting to see you.
I wasn't expecting to see you.
I wear a size 6,
I wear a size 6,
I went wild.
I went wild.
I will do no such thing. Cut that out.
I will do no such thing. Cut that out.
I will speak to M'Lynn about this.
I will speak to M'Lynn about this.
I wish he'd just blow out the candle
I wish he'd just blow out the candle
I wish somebody would explain it to my heart.
I wish somebody would explain it to my heart.
I wonder how much radio stations sell for.
I wonder how much radio stations sell for.
I wonder what Drew and Belle must be feeling about this.
I wonder what Drew and Belle must be feeling about this.
I would never have chosen those white pants.
I would never have chosen those white pants.
I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful
I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful
I wouldn't know. I've lived here all my life.
I wouldn't know. I've lived here all my life.
I, uh...
I, uh...
I'd forgotten he'd existed.
I'd forgotten he'd existed.
I'd get to the bottom of this if I were you...
I'd get to the bottom of this if I were you...
I'd love to be able to run my fingers through it and go.
I'd love to be able to run my fingers through it and go.
I'd love to see you try.
I'd love to see you try.
I'd rather have her here.
I'd rather have her here.
I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere.
I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere.
I'll be back from Truvy's in about an hour.
I'll be back from Truvy's in about an hour.
I'll be right back, honey.
I'll be right back, honey.
I'll be the one in the veil down front.
I'll be the one in the veil down front.
I'll bet I have something that will do.
I'll bet I have something that will do.
I'll broaden my horizons mine.
I'll broaden my horizons mine.
I'll buy them from you.
I'll buy them from you.
I'll call the house.
I'll call the house.
I'll come with you to the funeral if you don't mind.
I'll come with you to the funeral if you don't mind.
I'll do everything I can to keep him up
I'll do everything I can to keep him up
I'll get my bags.
I'll get my bags.
I'll get some juice.
I'll get some juice.
I'll need one, too.
I'll need one, too.
I'll probably give them away.
I'll probably give them away.
I'll tell you what I wish.
I'll tell you what I wish.
I'm a beautician.
I'm a beautician.
I'm a chain! Oh, Spud, oh!
I'm a chain! Oh, Spud, oh!
I'm a little embarrassed. I'm windblown.
I'm a little embarrassed. I'm windblown.
I'm a terrible person.
I'm a terrible person.
I'm an adult, I'm not a five year old.
I'm an adult, I'm not a five year old.
I'm at the end of my rope.
I'm at the end of my rope.
I'm beyond help.
I'm beyond help.
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm glad to see the two of you made up.
I'm glad to see the two of you made up.
I'm glad to see your interest.
I'm glad to see your interest.
I'm going to be...
I'm going to be...
I'm going to get you right now!
I'm going to get you right now!
I'm going to have a baby,
I'm going to have a baby,
I'm going to make you very happy.
I'm going to make you very happy.
I'm going to paint my front door red
I'm going to paint my front door red
I'm going to put this little one to bed.
I'm going to put this little one to bed.
I'm going to support the arts in this area.
I'm going to support the arts in this area.
I'm going to talk some sense into you.
I'm going to talk some sense into you.
I'm happy where I am.
I'm happy where I am.
I'm intrigued. Are you married or not?
I'm intrigued. Are you married or not?
I'm just gay.
I'm just gay.
I'm just going to tell them I'm going to be a granddaddy.
I'm just going to tell them I'm going to be a granddaddy.
I'm just too colourful for words.
I'm just too colourful for words.
I'm not about to open a new can of worms.
I'm not about to open a new can of worms.
I'm not as sweet as I used to be.
I'm not as sweet as I used to be.
I'm not even sure he has opposable thumbs.
I'm not even sure he has opposable thumbs.
I'm not in the mood to play games.
I'm not in the mood to play games.
I'm not so sure myself.
I'm not so sure myself.
I'm not speaking to you.
I'm not speaking to you.
I'm not sure I can be gracious under pressure.
I'm not sure I can be gracious under pressure.
I'm not talking too loud, am I?
I'm not talking too loud, am I?
I'm not worried. She's as sweet as she can be.
I'm not worried. She's as sweet as she can be.
I'm old and set in my ways.
I'm old and set in my ways.
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
I'm running a special called a Christmas quickie.
I'm running a special called a Christmas quickie.
I'm Sammy.
I'm Sammy.
I'm so anxious to discuss this topic
I'm so anxious to discuss this topic
I'm sorry if I don't feel like it.
I'm sorry if I don't feel like it.
I'm sorry You look like regular shit.
I'm sorry You look like regular shit.
I'm sorry, Ouiser. This whole thing has gotten out of hand.
I'm sorry, Ouiser. This whole thing has gotten out of hand.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm supposed to give her a pedicure today.
I'm supposed to give her a pedicure today.
I'm supposed to go first.
I'm supposed to go first.
I'm sure he's sorry he missed all this.
I'm sure he's sorry he missed all this.
I'm sure I have something that will do.
I'm sure I have something that will do.
I'm the colour announcer for the Devils. I'm fabulous.
I'm the colour announcer for the Devils. I'm fabulous.
I'm tickled pink.
I'm tickled pink.
I'm wearing my hair down 'cause Jackson likes it down.
I'm wearing my hair down 'cause Jackson likes it down.
I've always been ready to go first.
I've always been ready to go first.
I've been staying across the river
I've been staying across the river
I've been trying to show Jackson everything. He's never been to the festival.
I've been trying to show Jackson everything. He's never been to the festival.
I've done guest lectures on beauty at the trade school.
I've done guest lectures on beauty at the trade school.
I've got to get these beans to the Eatentons,
I've got to get these beans to the Eatentons,
I've just been
I've just been
I've never been so uncomfortable in all my life.
I've never been so uncomfortable in all my life.
I've never been so uncomfortable in all my life.
I've never been so uncomfortable in all my life.
I've opened the can of worms for you.
I've opened the can of worms for you.
If Daddy catches you in here,
If Daddy catches you in here,
If he's trying to drive me crazy
If he's trying to drive me crazy
If I could adopt one, I would, but I can't.
If I could adopt one, I would, but I can't.
If I don't have something,
If I don't have something,
If I don't, I'll have to deal with my wife,
If I don't, I'll have to deal with my wife,
If it had hair, a Saint Bernard.
If it had hair, a Saint Bernard.
If something like that ever happened to me, I don't know...
If something like that ever happened to me, I don't know...
If they got covered in bird shit
If they got covered in bird shit
If this is how you feel, it isn't healthy.
If this is how you feel, it isn't healthy.
If those eggs are not at the church by noon,
If those eggs are not at the church by noon,
If you achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.
If you achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.
If you and Jackson want to practice safe sex, you're all set.
If you and Jackson want to practice safe sex, you're all set.
If you can't say anything nice about anybody,
If you can't say anything nice about anybody,
If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to leave.
If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to leave.
If you don't mind.
If you don't mind.
If you have silverware you'd like to keep.
If you have silverware you'd like to keep.
If you would find ways to occupy your time.
If you would find ways to occupy your time.
If you'll give Spud a job, I'll give you hot oil treatments for the rest of your life.
If you'll give Spud a job, I'll give you hot oil treatments for the rest of your life.
Impossible to get out.
Impossible to get out.
In a very bad mood for 40 years.
In a very bad mood for 40 years.
In fact, I never worry, 'cause I always know you're worrying enough for both of us
In fact, I never worry, 'cause I always know you're worrying enough for both of us
In my class at the trade school,
In my class at the trade school,
In my day you could tell
In my day you could tell
In my two shades of Blush and Bashful,
In my two shades of Blush and Bashful,
In that process, anyway.
In that process, anyway.
In the arms of the man you love.
In the arms of the man you love.
In the most successful shop in this town.
In the most successful shop in this town.
Internal organs.
Internal organs.
Is a little piece of heaven on earth.
Is a little piece of heaven on earth.
Is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
Is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
Is because I have more money than God.
Is because I have more money than God.
Is he all right?
Is he all right?
Is it still next...
Is it still next...
Is it that easy? Sure.
Is it that easy? Sure.
Is our ability to accessorize.
Is our ability to accessorize.
Is parked in her garage once a week.
Is parked in her garage once a week.
Is that all you're going to say?
Is that all you're going to say?
Is that new?
Is that new?
Is that whose name you're taking in vain?
Is that whose name you're taking in vain?
Is the Karo syrup light or dark?
Is the Karo syrup light or dark?
Is to have a baby.
Is to have a baby.
Is weddings and psychotic animals.
Is weddings and psychotic animals.
It cost me 60 bucks to rent this sucker.
It cost me 60 bucks to rent this sucker.
It could have been worse.
It could have been worse.
It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt.
It has to be delicate.
It has to be delicate.
It is essential
It is essential
It is mine.
It is mine.
It is. So I serve it over ice cream to cut the sweetness.
It is. So I serve it over ice cream to cut the sweetness.
It just slipped out.
It just slipped out.
It just takes patience.
It just takes patience.
It just wouldn't let her do all the things she wanted to.
It just wouldn't let her do all the things she wanted to.
It looks like it's bleeding to death.
It looks like it's bleeding to death.
It looks like you've been driving nails up your arms.
It looks like you've been driving nails up your arms.
It looks like you've been driving nails up your arms.
It looks like you've been driving nails up your arms.
It makes you pretty.
It makes you pretty.
It may sound real simple and stupid,
It may sound real simple and stupid,
It must be exciting being in a new place.
It must be exciting being in a new place.
It really isn't any of his concern.
It really isn't any of his concern.
It says, “Better late than never.”.
It says, “Better late than never.”.
It seems like everything will always be perfect.
It seems like everything will always be perfect.
It takes the pressure off everybody feeling they have to talk so much.
It takes the pressure off everybody feeling they have to talk so much.
It was a beautiful service.
It was a beautiful service.
It was at Jackson's uncle's place on the river.
It was at Jackson's uncle's place on the river.
It was fabulous.
It was fabulous.
It was the most precious moment of my life.
It was the most precious moment of my life.
It will be pretentious.
It will be pretentious.
It works!
It works!
It wouldn't harelip you.
It wouldn't harelip you.
It wouldn't harelip you.
It wouldn't harelip you.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
It's a little bit pouffier than I would normally do,
It's a little bit pouffier than I would normally do,
It's a matter of taste.
It's a matter of taste.
It's all over now. It's over.
It's all over now. It's over.
It's all right, honey. We'll get Sammy.
It's all right, honey. We'll get Sammy.
It's awful.
It's awful.
It's bad luck to see me before the wedding.
It's bad luck to see me before the wedding.
It's been a long time since we've had a youngster in this place.
It's been a long time since we've had a youngster in this place.
It's easier to take care of.
It's easier to take care of.
It's going to be a great party.
It's going to be a great party.
It's got Grey icing
It's got Grey icing
It's hard to keep white clean when you're tackled.
It's hard to keep white clean when you're tackled.
It's hell to be poor and hired out.
It's hell to be poor and hired out.
It's in July.
It's in July.
It's in July.
It's in July.
It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook.
It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook.
It's in the foyer up the staircase.
It's in the foyer up the staircase.
It's in the shape of a giant armadillo.
It's in the shape of a giant armadillo.
It's just that...
It's just that...
It's like talking to a brick wall.
It's like talking to a brick wall.
It's Miss Ouiser.
It's Miss Ouiser.
It's Miss Ouiser.
It's Miss Ouiser.
It's my dialysis.
It's my dialysis.
It's no big thing.
It's no big thing.
It's not any wonder,
It's not any wonder,
It's not signed. Let me see.
It's not signed. Let me see.
It's not supposed to happen this way.
It's not supposed to happen this way.
It's not your fault. I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man.
It's not your fault. I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man.
It's old, in black and white.
It's old, in black and white.
It's repulsive.
It's repulsive.
It's tacky!
It's tacky!
It's time!
It's time!
It's time.
It's time.
It's too late.
It's too late.
It's unusual.
It's unusual.
It's weak.
It's weak.
It's your old pal Ouiser.
It's your old pal Ouiser.
J 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪
J 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪
J 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪
J 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪
Jack, come here.
Jack, come here.
Jack.
Jack.
Jackson and I are going house hunting next week.
Jackson and I are going house hunting next week.
Jackson and I have given this a lot of thought.
Jackson and I have given this a lot of thought.
Jackson and Shelby.
Jackson and Shelby.
Jackson even put out feelers about buying one.
Jackson even put out feelers about buying one.
Jackson left.
Jackson left.
Jackson loves to hunt for anything.
Jackson loves to hunt for anything.
Jackson said...
Jackson said...
Jackson wanted a cake in the shape of an armadillo.
Jackson wanted a cake in the shape of an armadillo.
Jackson, please.
Jackson, please.
Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson...
Jackson...
Jackson's found a firearm. We may never see him again.
Jackson's found a firearm. We may never see him again.
Jackson's from a good ol' Southern family
Jackson's from a good ol' Southern family
Janice Van Meter's the current mayor's wife.
Janice Van Meter's the current mayor's wife.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jezebel.
Jezebel.
Jonathan, don't you decorate your sister's car with condoms!
Jonathan, don't you decorate your sister's car with condoms!
Jonathan, keep your eye on your brother Tommy.
Jonathan, keep your eye on your brother Tommy.
Jonathan, quick.
Jonathan, quick.
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
Just because I'm bragging on you, don't get lazy.
Just because I'm bragging on you, don't get lazy.
Just make it look like a brown football helmet.
Just make it look like a brown football helmet.
Just tell me what you said.
Just tell me what you said.
Just... peace.
Just... peace.
Keep them shut.
Keep them shut.
Keep those eyes closed, woman, or I'm going to staple them shut.
Keep those eyes closed, woman, or I'm going to staple them shut.
Keep your voice Jonathan!
Keep your voice Jonathan!
Keep your voice down.
Keep your voice down.
Kind and wonderful good fairy named Clairee.
Kind and wonderful good fairy named Clairee.
Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
L I'm being serious.
L I'm being serious.
Last week I discovered the early stages of crow's feet.
Last week I discovered the early stages of crow's feet.
Late.
Late.
Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion.
Laughter through tears is my favourite emotion.
Least of all Jackson, I'm sure.
Least of all Jackson, I'm sure.
Let go of me!
Let go of me!
Let me go tell Jackson.
Let me go tell Jackson.
Let me put it this way...
Let me put it this way...
Let's connect the bald spots.
Let's connect the bald spots.
Let's cook something else.
Let's cook something else.
Let's go and make some spaghetti.
Let's go and make some spaghetti.
Let's not get graphic.
Let's not get graphic.
Let's not go into this now.
Let's not go into this now.
Let's open the gifts.
Let's open the gifts.
Let's play on the swing.
Let's play on the swing.
Life goes on.
Life goes on.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Listen to the football game tonight.
Listen to the football game tonight.
Listen, I have just come from the vet.
Listen, I have just come from the vet.
Little buddy's making a wish.
Little buddy's making a wish.
Lloyd got a great deal of enjoyment at my expense when he was alive.
Lloyd got a great deal of enjoyment at my expense when he was alive.
Lloyd took care of all that stuff.
Lloyd took care of all that stuff.
Long as you show up.
Long as you show up.
Look at me. It takes some effort to look like this.
Look at me. It takes some effort to look like this.
Look at this. All his hair's falling out.
Look at this. All his hair's falling out.
Look out, Sammy!
Look out, Sammy!
Look. I went to the fire sale
Look. I went to the fire sale
Looks good.
Looks good.
Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.
Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.
Lord, give us strength.
Lord, give us strength.
Lord, I wish I could understand.
Lord, I wish I could understand.
Losing Shelby like that.
Losing Shelby like that.
Louie brought his girlfriend home,
Louie brought his girlfriend home,
Louie, hold up.
Louie, hold up.
Louie, hold up.
Louie, hold up.
Louie, take out the garbage!
Louie, take out the garbage!
Louie!
Louie!
Louisiana lawyers do well, whether they want to or not.
Louisiana lawyers do well, whether they want to or not.
M'Lynn, have you seen this?
M'Lynn, have you seen this?
M'Lynn, what's wrong with you these days?
M'Lynn, what's wrong with you these days?
M'Lynn!
M'Lynn!
M'Lynn!
M'Lynn!
M'Lynn... you're in my prayers, honey.
M'Lynn... you're in my prayers, honey.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Mama made me have my cousins and Margie St. Maurice.
Mama made me have my cousins and Margie St. Maurice.
Mama never tells anyone anything.
Mama never tells anyone anything.
Mama, I don't know why you have to make everything so difficult.
Mama, I don't know why you have to make everything so difficult.
Mama, I wish you'd get off Daddy's back.
Mama, I wish you'd get off Daddy's back.
Mama, I'll do it.
Mama, I'll do it.
Mama, it wasn't that bad.
Mama, it wasn't that bad.
Mama, Jackson will take care of me.
Mama, Jackson will take care of me.
Mama, look at this.
Mama, look at this.
Mama, my nails are wet.
Mama, my nails are wet.
Mama, no judge is going to give a baby
Mama, no judge is going to give a baby
Mama, there's...
Mama, there's...
Mama, this nail polish is drying way too dark.
Mama, this nail polish is drying way too dark.
Mama, you worry too much.
Mama, you worry too much.
Mama!
Mama!
Mama.
Mama.
Mama.
Mama.
Mama... help me.
Mama... help me.
Mama's going to give me one of her kidneys.
Mama's going to give me one of her kidneys.
Marshall did go about it the wrong way.
Marshall did go about it the wrong way.
Marshall was always very theatrical.
Marshall was always very theatrical.
May he be as good looking as I am.
May he be as good looking as I am.
May I help you?
May I help you?
Maybe because the elastics shot in her panty hose.
Maybe because the elastics shot in her panty hose.
Maybe for us 'cause we were gossiping.
Maybe for us 'cause we were gossiping.
Maybe I should have an emotional outburst more often.
Maybe I should have an emotional outburst more often.
Maybe I should start having them at home.
Maybe I should start having them at home.
Maybe I'm jealous.
Maybe I'm jealous.
Maybe it will be.
Maybe it will be.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Maybe sometime I could arrange
Maybe sometime I could arrange
Maybe you should come to the guidance centre
Maybe you should come to the guidance centre
Maybe you should come to the guidance centre
Maybe you should come to the guidance centre
Me. Didn't your mama tell you?
Me. Didn't your mama tell you?
Men are supposed to be made out of steel or something.
Men are supposed to be made out of steel or something.
Men are the most horrible creatures, honey.
Men are the most horrible creatures, honey.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Miss Clairee, enough.
Miss Clairee, enough.
Miss Clairee, finish about your nephew.
Miss Clairee, finish about your nephew.
Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had.
Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had.
Miss Clairee, what cute shoes.
Miss Clairee, what cute shoes.
Miss Clairee, you should buy KPPD.
Miss Clairee, you should buy KPPD.
Miss Clairee, you should buy KPPD.
Miss Clairee, you should buy KPPD.
Miss DeLore, is 240 on Telemetry?
Miss DeLore, is 240 on Telemetry?
Miss M'Lynn, I don't know if this is the right time or place,
Miss M'Lynn, I don't know if this is the right time or place,
Miss M'Lynn?
Miss M'Lynn?
Miss M'Lynn...
Miss M'Lynn...
Miss Ouiser, Daddy isn't trying to drive you crazy.
Miss Ouiser, Daddy isn't trying to drive you crazy.
Miss Ouiser, I met an old friend of yours.
Miss Ouiser, I met an old friend of yours.
Miss Ouiser, that dog will eat Daddy alive.
Miss Ouiser, that dog will eat Daddy alive.
Miss Ouiser.
Miss Ouiser.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Morning, Gladys.
Morning, Gladys.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.
Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.
Movie! Movie!
Movie! Movie!
Mrs. Belcher, we got to go! The kick off! Bye!
Mrs. Belcher, we got to go! The kick off! Bye!
Mrs. Belcher.
Mrs. Belcher.
Mrs. Eatenton, you have great hair.
Mrs. Eatenton, you have great hair.
Mrs.Jones?
Mrs.Jones?
Music is a wonderful thing to have in the background.
Music is a wonderful thing to have in the background.
Must be nice to be married to a rich lawyer.
Must be nice to be married to a rich lawyer.
My car's parked over there.
My car's parked over there.
My colours are Blush and Bashful, Mama.
My colours are Blush and Bashful, Mama.
My colours are Blush and Bashful.
My colours are Blush and Bashful.
My dad's going to say something.
My dad's going to say something.
My dream is to get old
My dream is to get old
My God, you look different. Have you shrunk?
My God, you look different. Have you shrunk?
My God.
My God.
My God.
My God.
My grandson's idea.
My grandson's idea.
My heart!
My heart!
My husband?
My husband?
My personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
My personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
My reception, my reception...
My reception, my reception...
My secret is out.
My secret is out.
Myrtle, hi.
Myrtle, hi.
Myrtle, the champagne glasses, they're all broken.
Myrtle, the champagne glasses, they're all broken.
Nancy Beth Marmillion!
Nancy Beth Marmillion!
Nancy Beth was discovered in a local motel
Nancy Beth was discovered in a local motel
Neither. Sh Shelby invited me.
Neither. Sh Shelby invited me.
Never say a thing like that to a woman who's marinating 50 pounds of crab claws.
Never say a thing like that to a woman who's marinating 50 pounds of crab claws.
Never. I love it.
Never. I love it.
New in town.
New in town.
Nice of them to let you talk on the radio.
Nice of them to let you talk on the radio.
Nice, nothing. I own the radio station.
Nice, nothing. I own the radio station.
Nine? Good lord.
Nine? Good lord.
Nine.
Nine.
No one's twisting your arm to keep you here.
No one's twisting your arm to keep you here.
No sense at all.
No sense at all.
No time for thanks this morning.
No time for thanks this morning.
No tremble...
No tremble...
No, but the wedding's still on.
No, but the wedding's still on.
No, I'm just killing time.
No, I'm just killing time.
No, no.
No, no.
No, you didn't. Here you go.
No, you didn't. Here you go.
No, you're fine.
No, you're fine.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
No! No! No!
No! No! No!
No! Stop it, Mama! I have some candy in my purse.
No! Stop it, Mama! I have some candy in my purse.
No! Stop it, Mama! I have some candy in my purse.
No! Stop it, Mama! I have some candy in my purse.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. For the nursery.
No. For the nursery.
No. I can do anything except snakes.
No. I can do anything except snakes.
No. I'm just screaming at my husband.
No. I'm just screaming at my husband.
No. Juice is better.
No. Juice is better.
No. She'll be fine. Don't fuss over her.
No. She'll be fine. Don't fuss over her.
No. We're not going target shooting. Forget it.
No. We're not going target shooting. Forget it.
No. You got to get the lead out.
No. You got to get the lead out.
No...
No...
Nobody around here ever wants a manicure.
Nobody around here ever wants a manicure.
Nobody's going to be hurt
Nobody's going to be hurt
Nope.
Nope.
Normality is very important to Shelby.
Normality is very important to Shelby.
Not a very Christian thing to do.
Not a very Christian thing to do.
Not now, Tommy.
Not now, Tommy.
Not on your first visit.
Not on your first visit.
Not that this is any of anyone else's business,
Not that this is any of anyone else's business,
Not today you won't.
Not today you won't.
Not too much. I wouldn't want you to break a sweat or anything.
Not too much. I wouldn't want you to break a sweat or anything.
Nothing dirty there.
Nothing dirty there.
Nothing like a good piece of ass.
Nothing like a good piece of ass.
Now he hardly has any hair anywhere.
Now he hardly has any hair anywhere.
Now I go to church.
Now I go to church.
Now I know everybody in this town.
Now I know everybody in this town.
Now I realize you must be on some mission from God.
Now I realize you must be on some mission from God.
Now I think we need a little more juice.
Now I think we need a little more juice.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have work out in the backyard.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have work out in the backyard.
Now there is a stow for you.
Now there is a stow for you.
Now they're kaput, that's all.
Now they're kaput, that's all.
Now you listen to me.
Now you listen to me.
Now, it's almost time for the Easter Bunny.
Now, it's almost time for the Easter Bunny.
Now, see, that's what really melts my butter.
Now, see, that's what really melts my butter.
Now, that is not true.
Now, that is not true.
Now, you just burst through those bushes
Now, you just burst through those bushes
Now.
Now.
Of course I know now
Of course I know now
Of course it won't.
Of course it won't.
Of course they can.
Of course they can.
Of course you can.
Of course you can.
Of course, I pick her name out of the grab bag.
Of course, I pick her name out of the grab bag.
Oh, a lot she cares.
Oh, a lot she cares.
Oh, and to my new grand baby...
Oh, and to my new grand baby...
Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sakes.
Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sakes.
Oh, but the making up can be so romantic.
Oh, but the making up can be so romantic.
Oh, come on, M'Lynn.
Oh, come on, M'Lynn.
Oh, come on, Spud.
Oh, come on, Spud.
Oh, coming up.
Oh, coming up.
Oh, damn it, Ouiser.
Oh, damn it, Ouiser.
Oh, darling.
Oh, darling.
Oh, fine. Spud's as outgoing as ever.
Oh, fine. Spud's as outgoing as ever.
Oh, God, I want to know why!
Oh, God, I want to know why!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Your hair is so short.
Oh, God. Your hair is so short.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, Grandma!
Oh, Grandma!
Oh, honey, what have you done to yourself?
Oh, honey, what have you done to yourself?
Oh, honey. It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, honey. It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, hush, girls.
Oh, hush, girls.
Oh, I can see that.
Oh, I can see that.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I love mine.
Oh, I love mine.
Oh, I mean aces.
Oh, I mean aces.
Oh, I think you'll be back every now and then.
Oh, I think you'll be back every now and then.
Oh, I'd rather eat dirt.
Oh, I'd rather eat dirt.
Oh, I'll fix it.
Oh, I'll fix it.
Oh, I'm glad, sugar.
Oh, I'm glad, sugar.
Oh, I'm not worried about that.
Oh, I'm not worried about that.
Oh, it was probably one of those last minute jitter things.
Oh, it was probably one of those last minute jitter things.
Oh, it's okay now. We worked it all out.
Oh, it's okay now. We worked it all out.
Oh, Jack.
Oh, Jack.
Oh, lighten up.
Oh, lighten up.
Oh, look at you.
Oh, look at you.
Oh, M'Lynn, I really wish
Oh, M'Lynn, I really wish
Oh, M'Lynn, leave her alone.
Oh, M'Lynn, leave her alone.
Oh, Mama, I'm sorry.
Oh, Mama, I'm sorry.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, I couldn't. I still get real emotional sometimes.
Oh, no, I couldn't. I still get real emotional sometimes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, nobody move! My contact! Oh, no!
Oh, nobody move! My contact! Oh, no!
Oh, now, that's attractive, Ouiser.
Oh, now, that's attractive, Ouiser.
Oh, oh, oh. She's making some sense now.
Oh, oh, oh. She's making some sense now.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, really, now?
Oh, really, now?
Oh, Shelby, really.
Oh, Shelby, really.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, sweetheart, don't.
Oh, sweetheart, don't.
Oh, thank you, Miss Truvy.
Oh, thank you, Miss Truvy.
Oh, Truvy, hush. It's true.
Oh, Truvy, hush. It's true.
Oh, Truvy, I can't believe this!
Oh, Truvy, I can't believe this!
Oh, Truvy, I'm sorry.
Oh, Truvy, I'm sorry.
Oh, Truvy, your boy grew up fine. He's just a little scary.
Oh, Truvy, your boy grew up fine. He's just a little scary.
Oh, Truvy!
Oh, Truvy!
Oh, Truvy.
Oh, Truvy.
Oh, Truvy. It can't be that bad.
Oh, Truvy. It can't be that bad.
Oh, well, does Marshall have, you know, friends?
Oh, well, does Marshall have, you know, friends?
Oh, well, I never watch public television.
Oh, well, I never watch public television.
Oh, what a shame.
Oh, what a shame.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, yes, he's all right.
Oh, yes, he's all right.
Oh, yes?
Oh, yes?
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you don't like it.
Oh, you don't like it.
Oh, you sweet thing. Come on in.
Oh, you sweet thing. Come on in.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Great! Oh, thank you!
Oh! Great! Oh, thank you!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Thank you.
Oh! Thank you.
Oh?
Oh?
Oh?
Oh?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Annelle, you got to lighten up.
Oh. Annelle, you got to lighten up.
Oh. That's wonderful.
Oh. That's wonderful.
Oh... Shelby was right.
Oh... Shelby was right.
Ohh, no!
Ohh, no!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Okay, all right, hit me then I deserve it.
Okay, all right, hit me then I deserve it.
Okay, baby, just put you right here. One minute.
Okay, baby, just put you right here. One minute.
Okay, buddy. Okay, okay.
Okay, buddy. Okay, okay.
Okay, Jack, jr., I'm going to tell you a story.
Okay, Jack, jr., I'm going to tell you a story.
Okay, Mama. I said I'd be right there.
Okay, Mama. I said I'd be right there.
Okay, no more transplant jokes.
Okay, no more transplant jokes.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right. I'm going to hand it to you.
Okay. All right. I'm going to hand it to you.
Okay. Now?
Okay. Now?
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Open them up.
Okay. Open them up.
Okay. The one thing that would make me happy
Okay. The one thing that would make me happy
On your mark, get set, go!
On your mark, get set, go!
Once upon a time,
Once upon a time,
One is much deeper than the other.
One is much deeper than the other.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oops. I see a hole.
Oops. I see a hole.
Open the door! I know you're in there!
Open the door! I know you're in there!
Open your eyes, Shelby.
Open your eyes, Shelby.
Or change the migratory patterns
Or change the migratory patterns
Or disappointed or even inconvenienced.
Or disappointed or even inconvenienced.
Or I will call the police.
Or I will call the police.
Or to New Orleans with me and two other sinners.
Or to New Orleans with me and two other sinners.
Ouiser could never stay mad at me.
Ouiser could never stay mad at me.
Ouiser never done a religious thing in her life.
Ouiser never done a religious thing in her life.
Ouiser, don't leave!
Ouiser, don't leave!
Ouiser, how about taking a theatre trip to New York?
Ouiser, how about taking a theatre trip to New York?
Ouiser, I know for a fact
Ouiser, I know for a fact
Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you.
Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you.
Ouiser, Ouiser, I was just kidding. Come back. Oh.
Ouiser, Ouiser, I was just kidding. Come back. Oh.
Ouiser, talk to him! He'll listen to you!
Ouiser, talk to him! He'll listen to you!
Ouiser, talk to him! He'll listen to you!
Ouiser, talk to him! He'll listen to you!
Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man.
Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man.
Ouiser, what brings you here?
Ouiser, what brings you here?
Ouiser, you know I love you more than my luggage.
Ouiser, you know I love you more than my luggage.
Ouiser, you look like hammered shit.
Ouiser, you look like hammered shit.
Ouiser? Ouiser, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
Ouiser? Ouiser, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
Ouiser.
Ouiser.
Ouiser. Owen.
Ouiser. Owen.
Our son.
Our son.
Over there.
Over there.
Over there.
Over there.
OW!
OW!
Owen Jenkins.
Owen Jenkins.
Owen Jenkins.
Owen Jenkins.
Owen. Now, there's a blast from the past.
Owen. Now, there's a blast from the past.
Owen...
Owen...
Owen's been gone from Chinquapin Parish since God was a boy.
Owen's been gone from Chinquapin Parish since God was a boy.
People are going to be hacking into this poor animal.
People are going to be hacking into this poor animal.
People do it all the time.
People do it all the time.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Pink carpet specially laid out for my service
Pink carpet specially laid out for my service
Pink.
Pink.
Please don't cry, or I will, too.
Please don't cry, or I will, too.
Please stop him!
Please stop him!
Please, call me Truvy.
Please, call me Truvy.
Please! It's my wedding day. Say something!
Please! It's my wedding day. Say something!
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Practically paint my foot. Looks like a stuck pig bled all over my hands.
Practically paint my foot. Looks like a stuck pig bled all over my hands.
Pretty talk. You have to be so crude?
Pretty talk. You have to be so crude?
Promise me you'll think about it
Promise me you'll think about it
Put down “split crotch.”.
Put down “split crotch.”.
Put it in Mommy's pocket.
Put it in Mommy's pocket.
Put the cords behind the pole.
Put the cords behind the pole.
Quiet down. Quiet down.
Quiet down. Quiet down.
Quit it, Drum! Stop egging him on.
Quit it, Drum! Stop egging him on.
Radio What did I just...
Radio What did I just...
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready? All right.
Ready? All right.
Really?
Really?
Rejection of the kidney.
Rejection of the kidney.
Relax.
Relax.
Rhett!
Rhett!
Rhett!
Rhett!
Rhett!
Rhett!
Right, boys?
Right, boys?
Rolly Bassett got the contract.
Rolly Bassett got the contract.
Rubbers.
Rubbers.
Run on down, hmm?
Run on down, hmm?
Ruth Robeline.
Ruth Robeline.
Said what?
Said what?
Sammy Dwayne DeSoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?
Sammy Dwayne DeSoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?
Sammy's so confused, he don't know whether
Sammy's so confused, he don't know whether
Santa's most beautiful helper,
Santa's most beautiful helper,
Say please.
Say please.
Say you're going to many me.
Say you're going to many me.
Second shelf.
Second shelf.
See if you can get this.
See if you can get this.
See you.
See you.
Serve him on toast.
Serve him on toast.
Shall we tell them, Mama?
Shall we tell them, Mama?
She can't be more than 18.
She can't be more than 18.
She could have wanted a bikini waxing.
She could have wanted a bikini waxing.
She had 11 total.
She had 11 total.
She had her choice of going to a Bible weekend
She had her choice of going to a Bible weekend
She had six fingers.
She had six fingers.
She hasn't had time to have a past.
She hasn't had time to have a past.
She is a troubled, twisted soul.
She is a troubled, twisted soul.
She is right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.
She is right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.
She just has a little too much insulin, that's all.
She just has a little too much insulin, that's all.
She just wanted to take care of that little baby
She just wanted to take care of that little baby
She made the cake.
She made the cake.
She never could.
She never could.
She should not work after she gets married.
She should not work after she gets married.
She will always be beautiful.
She will always be beautiful.
She will always be young,
She will always be young,
She worships the quicksand I walk on.
She worships the quicksand I walk on.
She's a diabetic.
She's a diabetic.
She's been so upset lately.
She's been so upset lately.
She's going to have a baby!
She's going to have a baby!
She's prays at the drop of a hat these days.
She's prays at the drop of a hat these days.
She's ready to roll.
She's ready to roll.
She's so good with troubled children.
She's so good with troubled children.
She's sorry she couldn't be here. She's on duty.
She's sorry she couldn't be here. She's on duty.
She's taking Judy's place.
She's taking Judy's place.
She's the best volunteer we have at the mental guidance centre.
She's the best volunteer we have at the mental guidance centre.
She's the first Miss Merry Christmas in history
She's the first Miss Merry Christmas in history
Shelby and I, we agree on one thing...
Shelby and I, we agree on one thing...
Shelby does a lot of things I can't believe.
Shelby does a lot of things I can't believe.
Shelby has been driving nails up her arm.
Shelby has been driving nails up her arm.
Shelby loves you very much.
Shelby loves you very much.
Shelby says her half of the operation's easy.
Shelby says her half of the operation's easy.
Shelby would love that.
Shelby would love that.
Shelby wouldn't want us to get mired down and wallow in this.
Shelby wouldn't want us to get mired down and wallow in this.
Shelby, get my things.
Shelby, get my things.
Shelby, I guess.
Shelby, I guess.
Shelby, I just can't seem to find the wipes.
Shelby, I just can't seem to find the wipes.
Shelby, I managed in a few decades
Shelby, I managed in a few decades
Shelby, it's time.
Shelby, it's time.
Shelby, let's go.
Shelby, let's go.
Shelby, look. I don't...
Shelby, look. I don't...
Shelby, Shelby, hold on.
Shelby, Shelby, hold on.
Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.
Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.
Shelby, this is too cute.
Shelby, this is too cute.
Shelby, you scared us.
Shelby, you scared us.
Shelby, you're going to be late for your own wedding.
Shelby, you're going to be late for your own wedding.
Shelby, your mama never tells us much.
Shelby, your mama never tells us much.
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby!
Shelby?
Shelby?
Shelby?
Shelby?
Shelby? Baby?
Shelby? Baby?
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby. Shelby, you need some juice.
Shelby. Shelby, you need some juice.
Shelby's afraid that Jackson will be throwing away
Shelby's afraid that Jackson will be throwing away
Shh.
Shh.
Shit.
Shit.
Short. And I want Truvy to do it.
Short. And I want Truvy to do it.
Should I get her a cookie?
Should I get her a cookie?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Since Mardi Gras.
Since Mardi Gras.
Since she was the reason we met in the first place.
Since she was the reason we met in the first place.
Since when do you have track lighting?
Since when do you have track lighting?
Sit! Sit.
Sit! Sit.
Sit. Oh, Rhett!
Sit. Oh, Rhett!
Smile. It increases your face value.
Smile. It increases your face value.
So am I.
So am I.
So get over there and bang some hair.
So get over there and bang some hair.
So I'll have a kidney transplant, I'll be fine.
So I'll have a kidney transplant, I'll be fine.
So it gets pretty smooched down
So it gets pretty smooched down
So much for the card game.
So much for the card game.
So much has happened.
So much has happened.
So she went on to a place
So she went on to a place
So you are going to many me.
So you are going to many me.
So you better get going on my nails.
So you better get going on my nails.
So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
So, best I can tell, young lady,
So, best I can tell, young lady,
So... it's every man for himself.
So... it's every man for himself.
Some fluttering in the A.V. fistula.
Some fluttering in the A.V. fistula.
Somebody's got to take them.
Somebody's got to take them.
Someone stop that truck! Stop that...
Someone stop that truck! Stop that...
Someone will be there in a minute.
Someone will be there in a minute.
Something kind of like it.
Something kind of like it.
Sony, Miss Sorry, Miss Ouiser.
Sony, Miss Sorry, Miss Ouiser.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sounds awfully rich.
Sounds awfully rich.
Spoken like a true smart ass.
Spoken like a true smart ass.
Spud, turn off that stupid television.
Spud, turn off that stupid television.
Spud!
Spud!
Spud.
Spud.
Stand back. Here we go.
Stand back. Here we go.
Station of choice in Chinquapin Parish,
Station of choice in Chinquapin Parish,
Stay back!
Stay back!
Steve's fine.
Steve's fine.
Stop egging him on.
Stop egging him on.
Stop it, Mama.
Stop it, Mama.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop pulling!
Stop pulling!
Stop that now! I can't hear myself think!
Stop that now! I can't hear myself think!
Stops by her house twice a week.
Stops by her house twice a week.
Such a beautiful wedding. Thanks, Truvy.
Such a beautiful wedding. Thanks, Truvy.
Sure, there may be risk involved,
Sure, there may be risk involved,
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. Take them.
Sure. Take them.
Sure. What are we listening for?
Sure. What are we listening for?
Surprise!
Surprise!
Sweet gal. Where did you find her?
Sweet gal. Where did you find her?
Swell.
Swell.
Ta da!
Ta da!
Taking hearts, kidneys, and who knows what else.
Taking hearts, kidneys, and who knows what else.
Talking about your kin that way.
Talking about your kin that way.
Tell me some of your most bizarre cases,
Tell me some of your most bizarre cases,
Than a lifetime of nothing special.
Than a lifetime of nothing special.
Thank you, Annelle.
Thank you, Annelle.
Thank you, Bark.
Thank you, Bark.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. And if this don't work on my husband maybe you can come back later.
Thank you. And if this don't work on my husband maybe you can come back later.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. Good night.
Thanks. Good night.
That all this noise
That all this noise
That explains a lot.
That explains a lot.
That horrible woman is coming by
That horrible woman is coming by
That I have stuck to for 15 years...
That I have stuck to for 15 years...
That if this baby's a girl,
That if this baby's a girl,
That is all she wrote!
That is all she wrote!
That is one ugly dog.
That is one ugly dog.
That is precisely why I'm here...
That is precisely why I'm here...
That Jackson, he is one big hangin' man.
That Jackson, he is one big hangin' man.
That looks like an autopsy.
That looks like an autopsy.
That man!
That man!
That must be agony.
That must be agony.
That nobody cries alone in my presence.
That nobody cries alone in my presence.
That said all abuse is heaped on the mother of the bride.
That said all abuse is heaped on the mother of the bride.
That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.
That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.
That Shelby is with her king.
That Shelby is with her king.
That VCR alone is worth getting married for,
That VCR alone is worth getting married for,
That was his idea of breaking the news gently?
That was his idea of breaking the news gently?
That wasn't a nice thing to do to your mama.
That wasn't a nice thing to do to your mama.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
That you've been making around here
That you've been making around here
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's all right, honey. Oh, it's all right.
That's all right, honey. Oh, it's all right.
That's all, she says.
That's all, she says.
That's all?
That's all?
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
That's good.
That's good.
That's how it should be.
That's how it should be.
That's it.
That's it.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's not easy to come by in this neck of the woods.
That's not easy to come by in this neck of the woods.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
That's quite a walk.
That's quite a walk.
That's right, Truvy.
That's right, Truvy.
That's simple. You don't need to write that down.
That's simple. You don't need to write that down.
That's the nicest.
That's the nicest.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's what my mind says.
That's what my mind says.
That's what you get for getting married on Halloween.
That's what you get for getting married on Halloween.
That's why God invented the A&P.
That's why God invented the A&P.
The Antilley family is selling KPPD.
The Antilley family is selling KPPD.
The ceremony will be, too.
The ceremony will be, too.
The coma may be irreversible.
The coma may be irreversible.
The doctor said this would probably happen.
The doctor said this would probably happen.
The doctor's just trying to strengthen my veins.
The doctor's just trying to strengthen my veins.
The flowers were the most beautiful flowers
The flowers were the most beautiful flowers
The groom's cake. The groom's cake.
The groom's cake. The groom's cake.
The hard part's finding the kidney, isn't it?
The hard part's finding the kidney, isn't it?
The judge has not decided whose tree that is exactly.
The judge has not decided whose tree that is exactly.
The last romantic thing my husband did for me
The last romantic thing my husband did for me
The money's real nice and all,
The money's real nice and all,
The nativity made entirely out of sparklers.
The nativity made entirely out of sparklers.
The older you get the sillier you get.
The older you get the sillier you get.
The older you get the uglier you get.
The older you get the uglier you get.
The one with the little red cherries on the lapel?
The one with the little red cherries on the lapel?
The only reason people are nice to me
The only reason people are nice to me
The only thing I have ever said to you is that I want you to be happy.
The only thing I have ever said to you is that I want you to be happy.
The only thing that separates us from the animals
The only thing that separates us from the animals
The patient's pulse is unchanged.
The patient's pulse is unchanged.
The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane.
The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane.
The police keep questioning me, but I don't know anything.
The police keep questioning me, but I don't know anything.
The radial pulse is weaker.
The radial pulse is weaker.
The rehearsal supper was a real experience.
The rehearsal supper was a real experience.
The renal pulse is unchanged.
The renal pulse is unchanged.
The socket wrench, the socket wrench.
The socket wrench, the socket wrench.
The sooner my body gives out, the better off I'll be.
The sooner my body gives out, the better off I'll be.
The veil would be prettier with your hair up.
The veil would be prettier with your hair up.
The walls are banked with sprays of flowers
The walls are banked with sprays of flowers
The way I always have where Shelby was concerned.
The way I always have where Shelby was concerned.
The young 'un's got the prettiest hair I ever had my hands in.
The young 'un's got the prettiest hair I ever had my hands in.
Then he said, “Hey, folks, I'm only kidding.
Then he said, “Hey, folks, I'm only kidding.
Then her son got killed in Vietnam.
Then her son got killed in Vietnam.
Then I thought you were a glutton for punishment.
Then I thought you were a glutton for punishment.
Then we'll make red beans and rice.
Then we'll make red beans and rice.
Then you are going to church with me.
Then you are going to church with me.
There are limits to what you can do.
There are limits to what you can do.
There are people on dialysis that have been waiting for years.
There are people on dialysis that have been waiting for years.
There is no such thing as natural beauty.
There is no such thing as natural beauty.
There is no such thing as natural beauty.
There is no such thing as natural beauty.
There must be a better way to get rid of those birds.
There must be a better way to get rid of those birds.
There was a beautiful young gal named Shelby.
There was a beautiful young gal named Shelby.
There was no way around it.
There was no way around it.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There will be no more gunshots.
There will be no more gunshots.
There you go, there you go.
There you go, there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go. Drink some of this.
There you go. Drink some of this.
There, there, there. That's a start.
There, there, there. That's a start.
There.
There.
There's a big difference.
There's a big difference.
There's nothing to tell.
There's nothing to tell.
There's plenty of kids out there need good homes.”.
There's plenty of kids out there need good homes.”.
There's so much static electricity in this room,
There's so much static electricity in this room,
There's some pretty sick tickets in this town.
There's some pretty sick tickets in this town.
There's somebody that wants to see you.
There's somebody that wants to see you.
These are not difficult questions.
These are not difficult questions.
These medical teams fly all over the place,
These medical teams fly all over the place,
They all know how much they mean to each other.
They all know how much they mean to each other.
They basically have to saw her in half
They basically have to saw her in half
They do three or four a week in Shreveport.
They do three or four a week in Shreveport.
They do. Our Sunday school class was just praying for one the other day.
They do. Our Sunday school class was just praying for one the other day.
They don't get hidden.
They don't get hidden.
They don't give a damn about that g**** shit.
They don't give a damn about that g**** shit.
They had mismatched manger scenes at incredibly low prices.
They had mismatched manger scenes at incredibly low prices.
They have considered themselves a model family for so long.
They have considered themselves a model family for so long.
They named the new park after Clairee's late husband.
They named the new park after Clairee's late husband.
They said she shouldn't' have children.
They said she shouldn't' have children.
They say that our marriage may not be legal.
They say that our marriage may not be legal.
They seem a little too racy for me.
They seem a little too racy for me.
They were beautiful.
They were beautiful.
They were both high.
They were both high.
They will ruin your life, mark my words.
They will ruin your life, mark my words.
They'd been smoking everything but their shoes.
They'd been smoking everything but their shoes.
They'd probably make me eat a live chicken.
They'd probably make me eat a live chicken.
They're 81/2.
They're 81/2.
They're blanks.
They're blanks.
They're Blush and Bashful.
They're Blush and Bashful.
They're closed. What is it?
They're closed. What is it?
They're family, and I love them,
They're family, and I love them,
They're filthy. I would have gone with a darker colour.
They're filthy. I would have gone with a darker colour.
They're hot and spicy, just like Annelle.
They're hot and spicy, just like Annelle.
They're in my bag. Is he wet?
They're in my bag. Is he wet?
They're in terrible shape.
They're in terrible shape.
They're just too cha cha for words.
They're just too cha cha for words.
They're milk.
They're milk.
They're simply outdoorsy, that's all.
They're simply outdoorsy, that's all.
Things were getting entirely too serious for a moment. We needed to laugh.
Things were getting entirely too serious for a moment. We needed to laugh.
This afternoon before Shelby's reception.
This afternoon before Shelby's reception.
This afternoon. Here, merry Christmas.
This afternoon. Here, merry Christmas.
This baby is not exactly great news.
This baby is not exactly great news.
This funny looking thing?
This funny looking thing?
This has been the happiest day of my life, Daddy.
This has been the happiest day of my life, Daddy.
This is a brown football helmet.
This is a brown football helmet.
This is a treat.
This is a treat.
This is boring as hell.
This is boring as hell.
This is from Shelby.
This is from Shelby.
This is it. I've found it. I am in hell.
This is it. I've found it. I am in hell.
This is KPPD Radio,
This is KPPD Radio,
This is my bench!
This is my bench!
This is my favourite part.
This is my favourite part.
This is my new...
This is my new...
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is the '80s.
This is the '80s.
This is the romantic part.
This is the romantic part.
This isn't like Jackson
This isn't like Jackson
This one hit her fast.
This one hit her fast.
This one was not bad at all. It was not bad at all.
This one was not bad at all. It was not bad at all.
This town is so proud of her.
This town is so proud of her.
This was in the hall closet.
This was in the hall closet.
This way! This way!
This way! This way!
This year's Miss Merry Christmas
This year's Miss Merry Christmas
Those doctors take out their six packs,
Those doctors take out their six packs,
Those tent revivals with all those Bible beaters doing God only knows what.
Those tent revivals with all those Bible beaters doing God only knows what.
Three more radios for you, Shelby.
Three more radios for you, Shelby.
Through here. Come on. Get her in.
Through here. Come on. Get her in.
Throw in dry ice and a heart, and get on a plane.
Throw in dry ice and a heart, and get on a plane.
To a golden bubbly.
To a golden bubbly.
To be caught with her tinsel down around her knees.
To be caught with her tinsel down around her knees.
To cover the honeymoon getaway car with these.
To cover the honeymoon getaway car with these.
To deliver the groom's cake in about an...
To deliver the groom's cake in about an...
To get delicate pink nail polish.
To get delicate pink nail polish.
To get the kidney out.
To get the kidney out.
To marry the two most worthless men in the universe
To marry the two most worthless men in the universe
To scratch his watch or wind his butt.
To scratch his watch or wind his butt.
To see the gorgeous new Devil uniforms.
To see the gorgeous new Devil uniforms.
To someone who might be a dangerous criminal.
To someone who might be a dangerous criminal.
To someone with my medical record.
To someone with my medical record.
To stay abreast of the latest styles.
To stay abreast of the latest styles.
To talk to M'Lynn about her husband.
To talk to M'Lynn about her husband.
To the former first lady of Chinquapin...
To the former first lady of Chinquapin...
Today is a very special day,
Today is a very special day,
Today my daughter...
Today my daughter...
Told me a big secret.
Told me a big secret.
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes.
Tommy Lee, get your fingers out of the frosting.
Tommy Lee, get your fingers out of the frosting.
Tommy says Jonathan's planning
Tommy says Jonathan's planning
Tommy!
Tommy!
Tommy.Jonathan!
Tommy.Jonathan!
Truvy helped me see the error of my ways.
Truvy helped me see the error of my ways.
Truvy just turned over the decoration responsibility to me.
Truvy just turned over the decoration responsibility to me.
Truvy, are you leavin g so early?
Truvy, are you leavin g so early?
Truvy, stop.
Truvy, stop.
Truvy. Thank you.
Truvy. Thank you.
Truvy. You kill me.
Truvy. You kill me.
Ugly witch named Ouiser.
Ugly witch named Ouiser.
Uh, Ouiser, forgive me, but I just been dying to ask you this.
Uh, Ouiser, forgive me, but I just been dying to ask you this.
Uh, thanks.
Uh, thanks.
Uh... Annelle.
Uh... Annelle.
Uh... they're lovely.
Uh... they're lovely.
Until November.
Until November.
Very good, Annelle.
Very good, Annelle.
Very, very careful.
Very, very careful.
Wait, don't move! Can you back up, please?
Wait, don't move! Can you back up, please?
Wait. I have to get a mental picture of this.
Wait. I have to get a mental picture of this.
Walk me home, Clairee.
Walk me home, Clairee.
Walk me home.
Walk me home.
Was back in 1972.
Was back in 1972.
Was never heard from again.
Was never heard from again.
Was she hurt?
Was she hurt?
Was she praying?
Was she praying?
Was they carry those organs in beer coolers.
Was they carry those organs in beer coolers.
Wave those flags, son.
Wave those flags, son.
We always watch the fireworks.
We always watch the fireworks.
We are all hateful, awful people.
We are all hateful, awful people.
We are awful.
We are awful.
We are in the house of the Lord.
We are in the house of the Lord.
We can work this out, Shelby, please.
We can work this out, Shelby, please.
We could cut down all our trees
We could cut down all our trees
We drove down to Frenchman's Point
We drove down to Frenchman's Point
We had such a good time...
We had such a good time...
We hate her.
We hate her.
We have a very good result.
We have a very good result.
We have this new psychiatrist that comes in two days a week.
We have this new psychiatrist that comes in two days a week.
We know where you can get a top of the line hairstyle.”
We know where you can get a top of the line hairstyle.”
We should all be rejoicing.
We should all be rejoicing.
We should handle it the best way we know how
We should handle it the best way we know how
We turned off the machines.
We turned off the machines.
We wanted to tell you
We wanted to tell you
We'd like to name it Shelby,
We'd like to name it Shelby,
We'll be busier than a one armed paper hanger.
We'll be busier than a one armed paper hanger.
We'll buy them if we have to.”
We'll buy them if we have to.”
We'll fix it.
We'll fix it.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll sell T shirts saying, “I slapped Ouiser Bordeaux.”.
We'll sell T shirts saying, “I slapped Ouiser Bordeaux.”.
We'll talk about uncomfortable when you're nine months pregnant, okay?
We'll talk about uncomfortable when you're nine months pregnant, okay?
We'll zip you up,
We'll zip you up,
We're doing our Jane Fonda.
We're doing our Jane Fonda.
We're going to drop those beans off at the Eatenton house.
We're going to drop those beans off at the Eatenton house.
We're going to get a new house.
We're going to get a new house.
We're going to get rid of some birds.
We're going to get rid of some birds.
We're not feeding Drum till the end of time.
We're not feeding Drum till the end of time.
We're ready.
We're ready.
We're so proud of him.
We're so proud of him.
We're supposed to wear funny looking hats and ugly clothes and grow vegetables in the dirt.
We're supposed to wear funny looking hats and ugly clothes and grow vegetables in the dirt.
We've already pulled their heads off.
We've already pulled their heads off.
Wedding cake in the dining room,
Wedding cake in the dining room,
Well, ain't you excited?
Well, ain't you excited?
Well, as somebody always said,
Well, as somebody always said,
Well, come on. We have work to do.
Well, come on. We have work to do.
Well, for starters, she's married,
Well, for starters, she's married,
Well, get your little country butt over here.
Well, get your little country butt over here.
Well, good night. It was a lovely day.
Well, good night. It was a lovely day.
Well, he owns all his own equipment, and I don't.
Well, he owns all his own equipment, and I don't.
Well, I am enjoying the city more,
Well, I am enjoying the city more,
Well, I am sorry, Sammy
Well, I am sorry, Sammy
Well, I could, I suppose,
Well, I could, I suppose,
Well, I do. There, I said it.
Well, I do. There, I said it.
Well, I don't have anything to wear.
Well, I don't have anything to wear.
Well, I guess since he doesn't have to carry the baby,
Well, I guess since he doesn't have to carry the baby,
Well, I guess we can't keep it a secret any longer.
Well, I guess we can't keep it a secret any longer.
Well, I have got some fried chicken here, prepared by Christian women,
Well, I have got some fried chicken here, prepared by Christian women,
Well, I have to admit,
Well, I have to admit,
Well, I have to be sociable.
Well, I have to be sociable.
Well, I know what you're gonna do. You are gonna get in this car.
Well, I know what you're gonna do. You are gonna get in this car.
Well, I really do love football,
Well, I really do love football,
Well, I suppose, but I'm lucky.
Well, I suppose, but I'm lucky.
Well, I wish you'd have said something.
Well, I wish you'd have said something.
Well, I'm not sure if I'm married or not.
Well, I'm not sure if I'm married or not.
Well, I'm not sure.
Well, I'm not sure.
Well, is that it?
Well, is that it?
Well, it's just that...
Well, it's just that...
Well, M'Lynn, looks like you're ready to roll.
Well, M'Lynn, looks like you're ready to roll.
Well, my hair's not the only thing that's changed.
Well, my hair's not the only thing that's changed.
Well, my married name is Dupuy,
Well, my married name is Dupuy,
Well, naturally, Drew and Belle became hysterical.
Well, naturally, Drew and Belle became hysterical.
Well, now, Truvy, let's do my nails.
Well, now, Truvy, let's do my nails.
Well, Shelby,
Well, Shelby,
Well, something along the lines of“congratulations.”.
Well, something along the lines of“congratulations.”.
Well, speaking of drawers, hang on to yours.
Well, speaking of drawers, hang on to yours.
Well, tell me things about yourself.
Well, tell me things about yourself.
Well, thank goodness,
Well, thank goodness,
Well, that's kind of hard to say.
Well, that's kind of hard to say.
Well, the boys just brought the car around.
Well, the boys just brought the car around.
Well, then, we went skinny dipping,
Well, then, we went skinny dipping,
Well, they always do it on Circus of the Stars.
Well, they always do it on Circus of the Stars.
Well, this is it. You're finally rid of me.
Well, this is it. You're finally rid of me.
Well, tie a noose in it and slip it over your head.
Well, tie a noose in it and slip it over your head.
Well, we discussed that.
Well, we discussed that.
Well, you must live close by.
Well, you must live close by.
Well, you will once we get there.
Well, you will once we get there.
Well?
Well?
Well?
Well?
Well... we're...
Well... we're...
Wendy, can you check 240's I.V.?
Wendy, can you check 240's I.V.?
Were you trying to sneak by us without buying some of our jumbo shrimp?
Were you trying to sneak by us without buying some of our jumbo shrimp?
What about adoption? You filled out all the applications.
What about adoption? You filled out all the applications.
What am I going to do with that poor animal?
What am I going to do with that poor animal?
What are you going to name it if it happens to be a boy?
What are you going to name it if it happens to be a boy?
What are your colours, Shelby?
What are your colours, Shelby?
What bushes? I can't see shit.
What bushes? I can't see shit.
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I get you?
What can I get you?
What can we do to help?
What can we do to help?
What did I do with my gun? Where did you leave it?
What did I do with my gun? Where did you leave it?
What did they do to it?
What did they do to it?
What did you hire her for?
What did you hire her for?
What do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?
What does her boyfriend say?
What does her boyfriend say?
What does Jackson say about all this?
What does Jackson say about all this?
What happened to the other four?
What happened to the other four?
What if she wakes up for two minutes and I'm not here?
What if she wakes up for two minutes and I'm not here?
What impressed me most
What impressed me most
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is it?
What is it?
What kind of dog is that?
What kind of dog is that?
What makes you say that?
What makes you say that?
What motel thing? I don't live here any more. Remember?
What motel thing? I don't live here any more. Remember?
What size you wear?
What size you wear?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is this for?
What the hell is this for?
What would I do with a radio station?
What would I do with a radio station?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's Oh, my God!
What's Oh, my God!
What's it for, the living room?
What's it for, the living room?
What's Jackson giving you? Do you know?
What's Jackson giving you? Do you know?
What's Jackson like?
What's Jackson like?
What's so funny in there?
What's so funny in there?
What's the matter, pal?
What's the matter, pal?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's your family name, dear?
What's your family name, dear?
When I couldn't figure out where the batteries went.
When I couldn't figure out where the batteries went.
When I go to bed,
When I go to bed,
When I said I'd be better off when my body wears out.
When I said I'd be better off when my body wears out.
When I was in school, my friends and I would dress up as nuns
When I was in school, my friends and I would dress up as nuns
When it comes to suffering,
When it comes to suffering,
When it's all said and done, there'll be a little piece of immortality
When it's all said and done, there'll be a little piece of immortality
When something like this happens,
When something like this happens,
When that wonderful creature drifted into my life,
When that wonderful creature drifted into my life,
When you and Daddy were together, but you're never together,
When you and Daddy were together, but you're never together,
When you think about it, aren't they?
When you think about it, aren't they?
When you work a seven day stretch on an offshore oil rig
When you work a seven day stretch on an offshore oil rig
When?
When?
Whenever any of us asked you what you wanted for us when we grew up, what did you say?
Whenever any of us asked you what you wanted for us when we grew up, what did you say?
Where did you find this?
Where did you find this?
Where she could be a guardian angel.
Where she could be a guardian angel.
Where's Jack, Jr.?
Where's Jack, Jr.?
Where's the other one
Where's the other one
Where's your father?
Where's your father?
Whether or not I can carry your children
Whether or not I can carry your children
Which I made into ornaments.
Which I made into ornaments.
Which one's a socket wrench?
Which one's a socket wrench?
Which side his bread was buttered on,
Which side his bread was buttered on,
White shows everything. Just look at those grass stains.
White shows everything. Just look at those grass stains.
Whitey Black is a moron.
Whitey Black is a moron.
Whitey Black says
Whitey Black says
Who did you say?
Who did you say?
Who gives this woman in marriage?
Who gives this woman in marriage?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who's Anne Berlin?
Who's Anne Berlin?
Who's going to walk me home?
Who's going to walk me home?
Who's that from?
Who's that from?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa. Thst's the ball game. Final score...
Whoa. Thst's the ball game. Final score...
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Got the arrows, Daddy.
Whoo! Got the arrows, Daddy.
Whoops.
Whoops.
Whose turn is it?
Whose turn is it?
Why are you in such a good mood?
Why are you in such a good mood?
Why deliberately do this to yourself?
Why deliberately do this to yourself?
Why did you do a thing like that?
Why did you do a thing like that?
Why do you grow them?
Why do you grow them?
Why don't we focus on the joy of the situation?
Why don't we focus on the joy of the situation?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Will he ever know what she went through for him?
Will he ever know what she went through for him?
Will not matter.
Will not matter.
Will you follow me? Follow me.
Will you follow me? Follow me.
Wish I'd have taken Louie there and got him straightened out.
Wish I'd have taken Louie there and got him straightened out.
With a high political official.
With a high political official.
With a monster motif.
With a monster motif.
With good ol' Southern values...
With good ol' Southern values...
With Jackson's good looks and my sense of style, I hope.
With Jackson's good looks and my sense of style, I hope.
With some little fringe on them.
With some little fringe on them.
With someone who I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.
With someone who I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.
With your family?
With your family?
Women have babies every day. M'Lynn.
Women have babies every day. M'Lynn.
Worse, the cake part is red velvet cake...
Worse, the cake part is red velvet cake...
Would it be too much to ask...
Would it be too much to ask...
Would you call this colour g**** or aubergine?
Would you call this colour g**** or aubergine?
Would you do the honers?
Would you do the honers?
Would you fold them and bring them in?
Would you fold them and bring them in?
Would you like a ride?
Would you like a ride?
Would you look at those, please?
Would you look at those, please?
Yay. Yay.
Yay. Yay.
Yeah, exercises are good for her.
Yeah, exercises are good for her.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, well.
Yeah! Hit them again!
Yeah! Hit them again!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. But I'll have sweet dreams with this under my pillow.
Yeah. But I'll have sweet dreams with this under my pillow.
Yeah. Here you are, Mrs. Latcherie.
Yeah. Here you are, Mrs. Latcherie.
Yeah. How did that go?
Yeah. How did that go?
Yeah. I was hoping you'd catch that.
Yeah. I was hoping you'd catch that.
Yeah. What do they know? She showed them.
Yeah. What do they know? She showed them.
Yes, Annelle, I guess it should.
Yes, Annelle, I guess it should.
Yes, Annelle, I pray.
Yes, Annelle, I pray.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.
Yes, I have.
Yes, I have.
Yes, I know.
Yes, I know.
Yes, ma'am. I live to serve
Yes, ma'am. I live to serve
Yes, she is.
Yes, she is.
Yes, Truvy, you did a beautiful job.
Yes, Truvy, you did a beautiful job.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, you did. Oh, no, I didn't.
Yes, you did. Oh, no, I didn't.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. KPPD, the station of choice in Chinquapin Parish.
Yes. KPPD, the station of choice in Chinquapin Parish.
Yesterday, when Judy quit,
Yesterday, when Judy quit,
You all right?
You all right?
You are a pig from hell!
You are a pig from hell!
You are playing hard to get.
You are playing hard to get.
You are special, Shelby.
You are special, Shelby.
You are too twisted for colour TV, Clairee.
You are too twisted for colour TV, Clairee.
You bought it!
You bought it!
You can't screw up her hair.
You can't screw up her hair.
You cut your dog out of your will
You cut your dog out of your will
You did this?
You did this?
You don't know?
You don't know?
You fought?
You fought?
You get those magnolias out of my tree?
You get those magnolias out of my tree?
You go on ahead.
You go on ahead.
You got a reindeer up your butt?
You got a reindeer up your butt?
You got hairs and fuzzies all over you.
You got hairs and fuzzies all over you.
You got home in time for the festival.
You got home in time for the festival.
You got plenty of money.
You got plenty of money.
You got them real nice, Dad!
You got them real nice, Dad!
You have the handwriting of a serial killer.
You have the handwriting of a serial killer.
You have to help me plan.
You have to help me plan.
You have to help me plan.
You have to help me plan.
You hold your juice.
You hold your juice.
You just live over there.
You just live over there.
You know what kind of world we're living in.
You know what kind of world we're living in.
You know what they say...
You know what they say...
You know what you need in here, Truvy?
You know what you need in here, Truvy?
You know,
You know,
You know, Bark, it's a shame our listeners can't be here
You know, Bark, it's a shame our listeners can't be here
You look real nice.
You look real nice.
You look terrific.
You look terrific.
You made a very good catch, Shelby.
You made a very good catch, Shelby.
You make Jackson Latcherie take good care of you.
You make Jackson Latcherie take good care of you.
You meet me at 2:00. Presbyterian church.
You meet me at 2:00. Presbyterian church.
You missed your chance.
You missed your chance.
You nailed them!
You nailed them!
You need some juice.
You need some juice.
You old fuddy duddy.
You old fuddy duddy.
You only do armadillos?
You only do armadillos?
You only have your first birthday once.
You only have your first birthday once.
You remember that, or we're all out of a job.
You remember that, or we're all out of a job.
You should be kinder to your circulatory system.
You should be kinder to your circulatory system.
You should have drowned them at birth.
You should have drowned them at birth.
You should not be on your feet all day long.
You should not be on your feet all day long.
You should try one.
You should try one.
You stop that. You're a professional now,
You stop that. You're a professional now,
You sure? It's free.
You sure? It's free.
You think that's funny?
You think that's funny?
You told him to get rid of them.
You told him to get rid of them.
You told me about 40 times.
You told me about 40 times.
You want to go through with this.
You want to go through with this.
You watch the news.
You watch the news.
You were brought up right.
You were brought up right.
You were talking about...
You were talking about...
You would be a much more contented, pleasant person
You would be a much more contented, pleasant person
You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.
You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.
You're a little early, ain't you?
You're a little early, ain't you?
You're acting like a child.
You're acting like a child.
You're going to have some bleeding armadillo groom's cake.
You're going to have some bleeding armadillo groom's cake.
You're going to have to get her pink suit,
You're going to have to get her pink suit,
You're jealous
You're jealous
You're joking, right?
You're joking, right?
You're leaving so soon?
You're leaving so soon?
You're looking at him and he's looking at you,
You're looking at him and he's looking at you,
You're making a fool out of yourself, Clairee.
You're making a fool out of yourself, Clairee.
You're not sure?
You're not sure?
You're only a few feet away.
You're only a few feet away.
You're ready to spit nails because you can't call the shots.
You're ready to spit nails because you can't call the shots.
You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.
You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.
You're welcome. Next.
You're welcome. Next.
You've got the flash light.
You've got the flash light.
You've hardly changed at all.
You've hardly changed at all.
Your brother's warden is what you are.
Your brother's warden is what you are.
Your husband?
Your husband?
Your poor body has been through so much.
Your poor body has been through so much.
Your scalp's as clean as a whistle.
Your scalp's as clean as a whistle.
Your technique is really good.
Your technique is really good.
Yuk, yuk, yuk.
Yuk, yuk, yuk.
1... 2... 3...
1... 2... 3...
6,000.
6,000.
'Cause I told him I wouldn't many him.
'Cause I told him I wouldn't many him.
'M'Lynn, appliqué.
'M'Lynn, appliqué.
“An ounce of pretension's worth a pound of manure.”.
“An ounce of pretension's worth a pound of manure.”.
“and all gay men
“and all gay men
“daring to wear, um...
“daring to wear, um...
“For example,
“For example,
“L have a brain tumour.
“L have a brain tumour.
“Lesson three.
“Lesson three.
“Never be afraid to try a brave new look.
“Never be afraid to try a brave new look.
“Now, that can mean wearing...
“Now, that can mean wearing...
“Shelby, don't be stupid.
“Shelby, don't be stupid.
“The Lord works in mysterious ways.”.
“The Lord works in mysterious ways.”.
“We'll adopt 10 of them.
“We'll adopt 10 of them.
[ Doctor Speaking, indistinct]
[ Doctor Speaking, indistinct]
[ Kiss]
[ Kiss]
[ Radio: Announcer] This has been an extremely hard fought football game,
[ Radio: Announcer] This has been an extremely hard fought football game,
[ TV Continues ]
[ TV Continues ]
[ Woman On P.A. ] Rodriguez, dial 7 4. Dr. Rodriguez, dial 7 4,, please.
[ Woman On P.A. ] Rodriguez, dial 7 4. Dr. Rodriguez, dial 7 4,, please.
[ Woof Woof]
[ Woof Woof]
[ Woof Woof]
[ Woof Woof]
[All Laughing]
[All Laughing]
[Babbling]
[Babbling]
[Baby Crying]
[Baby Crying]
[Bang Bang]
[Bang Bang]
[Bang Bang]
[Bang Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]
[Burp]
[Burp]
[Cheering]
[Cheering]
[Coughing]
[Coughing]
[Door Slams]
[Door Slams]
[Doorbell Rings]
[Doorbell Rings]
[Flush]
[Flush]
[Guests Cheering] [Horn Honking]
[Guests Cheering] [Horn Honking]
[Guests Laughing]
[Guests Laughing]
[Gunshots]
[Gunshots]
[Horn Honks]
[Horn Honks]
[Humming “Hush, Little Baby”]
[Humming “Hush, Little Baby”]
[Jack Crying]
[Jack Crying]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[M'Lynn] I try.
[M'Lynn] I try.
[M'Lynn] Oh, yes, you must.
[M'Lynn] Oh, yes, you must.
[Organ Plays “Because” ]
[Organ Plays “Because” ]
[Ouiser] I'll write a check. I support art. I just don't have to see it.
[Ouiser] I'll write a check. I support art. I just don't have to see it.
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Playing The “Wedding March”]
[Playing The “Wedding March”]
[Pounding On Door]
[Pounding On Door]
[Rock And Roll Plays]
[Rock And Roll Plays]
[Television Plays]
[Television Plays]
[Woof Woof Woof]
[Woof Woof Woof]
[Woof Woof Woof]
[Woof Woof Woof]
♪ A fillet gumbo ♪
♪ A fillet gumbo ♪
♪ Abide with me ♪
♪ Abide with me ♪
♪ And a fillet gumbo ♪
♪ And a fillet gumbo ♪
♪ And be gay o ♪
♪ And be gay o ♪
♪ And be gay o ♪
♪ And be gay o ♪
♪ And be gay o ♪
♪ And be gay o ♪
♪ And fillet gumbo ♪
♪ And fillet gumbo ♪
♪ And pray his love ♪
♪ And pray his love ♪
♪ Because God ♪
♪ Because God ♪
♪ Because God made thee mine ♪
♪ Because God made thee mine ♪
♪ Born on the third of July ♪
♪ Born on the third of July ♪
♪ Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪
♪ Cause tonight I'm gonna see my cher a mio ♪
♪ Down in Louisiana ♪
♪ Down in Louisiana ♪
♪ Down on North Walker street ♪
♪ Down on North Walker street ♪
♪ Fail and comforts flee ♪
♪ Fail and comforts flee ♪
♪ Fast falls the eventide ♪
♪ Fast falls the eventide ♪
♪ Gonna have big fun on the bayou ♪
♪ Gonna have big fun on the bayou ♪
♪ Gonna have big fun on the bayou ♪ ♪
♪ Gonna have big fun on the bayou ♪ ♪
♪ He is a Yankee Doodle boy ♪ ♪
♪ He is a Yankee Doodle boy ♪ ♪
♪ He's a Yankee Doodle boy ♪
♪ He's a Yankee Doodle boy ♪
♪ He's a Yankee Doodle sweetheart ♪
♪ He's a Yankee Doodle sweetheart ♪
♪ Help of the helpless, Lord... ♪
♪ Help of the helpless, Lord... ♪
♪ I know a barber shop way across town ♪
♪ I know a barber shop way across town ♪
♪ I know a barber shop way across town ♪
♪ I know a barber shop way across town ♪
♪ I'll cherish thee ♪
♪ I'll cherish thee ♪
♪ I'll cherish thee ♪
♪ I'll cherish thee ♪
♪ I'm gonna run, run, run ♪
♪ I'm gonna run, run, run ♪
♪ If you don't 7 11, dice ♪
♪ If you don't 7 11, dice ♪
♪ It's the loneliest place on a Saturday night ♪
♪ It's the loneliest place on a Saturday night ♪
♪ Jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪
♪ Jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪
♪ Jesus Lord, at thy birth... ♪ ♪
♪ Jesus Lord, at thy birth... ♪ ♪
♪ Just to ride the ponies ♪
♪ Just to ride the ponies ♪
♪ Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen ♪
♪ Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen ♪
♪ Lord, with me abide ♪
♪ Lord, with me abide ♪
♪ Made thee mine 4;?
♪ Made thee mine 4;?
♪ Now if I see the police before he sees me ♪
♪ Now if I see the police before he sees me ♪
♪ oh, jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪
♪ oh, jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪
♪ On the bayou ♪
♪ On the bayou ♪
♪ On the bayou ♪
♪ On the bayou ♪
♪ Pick guitar, fill fruit jar ♪
♪ Pick guitar, fill fruit jar ♪
♪ Pick guitar, fill fruit jar ♪
♪ Pick guitar, fill fruit jar ♪
♪ Since I got mine... ♪ ♪
♪ Since I got mine... ♪ ♪
♪ Son of a gun ♪
♪ Son of a gun ♪
♪ Son of a gun ♪
♪ Son of a gun ♪
♪ Son of a gun, gonna have big fun ♪
♪ Son of a gun, gonna have big fun ♪
♪ Son of a gun, gonna have some fun ♪
♪ Son of a gun, gonna have some fun ♪
♪ The darkness deepens ♪
♪ The darkness deepens ♪
♪ Thilbodaux, Fontaineaux ♪
♪ Thilbodaux, Fontaineaux ♪
♪ This place is buzzin' ♪
♪ This place is buzzin' ♪
♪ Through all time we'll be ♪
♪ Through all time we'll be ♪
♪ Through light and darkness ♪
♪ Through light and darkness ♪
♪ Through light and darkness ♪
♪ Through light and darkness ♪
♪ We have a Cajun Christmas... ♪ ♪
♪ We have a Cajun Christmas... ♪ ♪
♪ When other helpers ♪
♪ When other helpers ♪
♪ Will make our love divine, v.
♪ Will make our love divine, v.
♪ Yankee Doodle went to London ♪
♪ Yankee Doodle went to London ♪

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