Steel Magnolias (1989) Edit

A bottle of cheap wine,

A cherry Coke.

A cup of flour, a cup of sugar

A cup of fruit cocktail with the juice,

A cuppa cuppa cup?

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A doc Help!

A few weeks.

A sexy slip of a dress that bares...”.

A thing like this just doesn't make any sense.

Aah!

Aah! Jack!

About building a room onto our house.

About three weeks.

Absolutely.

Actually, we fought most of the time.

After all these years.

After they finally put Bunky Dupuy behind bars

After tomorrow it'll be a long time before I can pick him up again.

Ah ah ah. Glamour technician.

Ahem.

Ahh.

All right, all right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Load me up.

All the people want to hear about is touchdowns and injuries.

All you wanna do on your day off is sleep

Am I interrupting something?

Am I my brother's keeper?

Amen.

Amen.

An armadillo?

And change my name to Elizabeth Arden.

And Daddy always says,

And don't even bother to wear a girdle.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

And finally we realized there was no hope.

And get on with it.

And go bar hopping.

And had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep.

And he said, “AII gay men have track lighting

And her poor little body was just worn out.

And hop over to where the kids are.

And I can report that a strange car

And I can usually spot a bottle job

And I don't recall having seen you before.

And I love you.

And I make it a point never to deal with my wife.

And I personally feel much safer knowing she's up there on my side.

And I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself.

And I think that in Shelby's case,

And I think there's a story there.

And I was rid of him

And I was there when she drifted out.

And I wish you'd be happy, too.

And I'll have you know you are working

And I'll take care of him.

And I'm not stupid.

And I'm originally from Zwolle.

And I'm so excited about this Christmas festival.

And I've arranged for some pretty incredible fireworks.

And it's a real good idea.

And it's my Sunday to count the offering.

And last, but never least,

And let me see if I can figure out who they are.

And marry the first of two total deadbeats.

And maybe I am,

And my work tends to be too pouffe when I'm nervous.

And of you, of everybody she knew.

And pick up my green dress at the cleaners!

And pink silk bunting

And say “no” and “stop that.”.

And Shelby had a lovely,

And sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren

And talk to someone. We're there to help.

And talk to someone. We're there to help.

And that drives you up the wall.

And the doctor said Shelby couldn't have children.

And the groom's cake hidden in the carport.

And the nasty, wicked, evil, wretched,

And the nicest thing I can say about her

And then proceeded to have the three most ungrateful children ever conceived.

And then you all looked over at me. Remember?

And this here's the best cherry Coke in the history of the world.

And told them to send me a warm body.

And we did things that frightened the fish.

And we talked and talked and talked.

And we'll go trick or treating right after dinner.

And went parking.

And without so much as a hello, he said,

And you mix and bake at 350

Anne Boleyn had six fingers.

Anne Boleyn. She was one of the six wives of Henry VIII.

Annelle was the valedictorian of the hairdo class.

Annelle, did you do all this?

Annelle, god damn it!

Annelle, honey, there's some towels in the dryer.

Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash?

Annelle, I'd like to introduce you

Annelle, I'm dripping.

Annelle, I'm going to need more cuticle oil.

Annelle, it's wonderful.

Annelle, this looks pretty good.

Annelle, why are you so late?

Annelle, you take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

Annelle's become one of the hottest tickets in town.

Anything you want?

Are named Mark, Rick or Steve.”.

Are you Annelle?

Are you crazy?

Are you eating my picture?

Are you going to quit your nursing job?

Are you high, Clairee?

Are you read)I?

Are you speaking of Our Lord?

Are you trying to confuse me, Clairee?

Arrr!

As Lloyd and I were.

As long as you were wearing something inspirational.

At 20 paces.

At her age, she should be playing Beat the Clock.

At least he hung on through the state play offs.

At least in walking distance.

At my reception.

At Robeline's boarding house.

At the Baptist book store in Shreveport last week.

Aunt Fern made it.

Aunt Fern's.

Back at Truvy's.

Back door.

Be a soft spoken dog.

Beautifully,

Because I can nap at home for free.

Because I'm an old Southern woman.

Because of that unfortunate motel thing.

Because this is going in the hairdo hall of fame.

Because you no longer have a say so in what I do,

Beer.

Before you make any big decisions about family.

Besides, I kind of like the idea of hiring somebody with a past.

Best food in Louisiana!

Big day, isn't it?

Bite him in the balls!

Blood red.

Blood, sweat, and tears go in every little bowlful.

Boy, give me the sports.

Boys, I want to talk to you.

Boys, we're off to Truvy's.

Bunky that's my husband He just vanished last week.

Business never interested me

But a 7 feels so good I buy a size 8.

But he kind of grew on me and now I love him.

But he's having trouble with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

But I feel bad, Clairee.

But I just like the idea of growing old with somebody.

But I just sat there.

But I know he really wants a son so bad he can taste it.

But I love the tops, such a vibrant purple.

But I slammed it against the wall

But I wanted to tell you that Sammy and I have decided

But I'm nervous.

But I'm not about spend the next 50 years of my life

But in this day and age, who knows?

But it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live.

But it's not real convenient when you're trying to keep up with Jack, Jr.,

But my daughter can't.

But no, we're friends.

But she's living over at Ruth Robeline's.

But that dog is on his last legs.

But that's how I get through things like this.

But that's true for anybody.

But there was also a horrible, evil,

But they do look carved out of cream cheese.

But you get through it, and life goes on.

But you will not keep liquor in mine.

But your hair is just holding up beautiful.

But, Miss Truvy, I swear to you,

But... Janice van Meter

By a man's carriage and demeanour

Call Clairee.

Call Connolly's Funeral Home.

Calories, calories.

Can I borrow these back issues of Southern Hair?

Can I help you, sir?

Can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?

Can't!

Children aren't possible.

Christ, Christ, Christ.

Christ.

Clairee, can I get one thing straight with you?

Clairee, I'd like you to meet Annelle.

Clairee, I'm surprised at you

Clairee, this is just a gesture.

Clairee, you know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anybody.

Clairee's getting you some juice.

Clairee's just been telling us this true story of track lighting.

Come here, Rhett!

Come here, Rhett.

Come here! Stop it, Rhett!

Come here.

Come on home, honey.

Come on now. That a girl.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, Rhett. Kill! Kill!

Come on, Sammy!

Come on.

Come on. Look. Look.

Come on. What will it be?

Come sit by me.

Congratulations, Drum.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Considering the fact that the Dry Prong lines

Cool down. I'll have to turn the hose on you.

Cooperate, please.

Corsages are pretty stupid

Could I do something to help?

Could I say this, please?

Could you hand me that bag, Pam?

Dad, I got the target.

Daddy doesn't like them.

Daddy, it's time.

Daddy, it's time.

Daddy, we're coming!

Daddy.

Darling, I'm home.

Daylight's burning.

Dearly beloved...

Delivery man!

Diabetics have healthy babies all the time.

Did y'all do anything especially romantic?

Did you and Sammy get tangled up in the tinsel?

Did you run over a small child or something?

Do you do this dialysis forever?

Do you remember him?

Does anybody got a mirror?

Does anybody have a mirror?

Does he ever listen?

Does he listen?

Does this story have a point?

Does this tie go?

Does your dress have to go over your head?

Don't ask me those questions.

Don't be silly.

Don't get me wrong.

Don't give all these to me.

Don't joke about it, Spud

Don't look at me like that.

Don't put ice down my back!

Don't seem to have the kind' of depth that Chinquapin has.

Don't start on Jackson Mama.

Don't start on Jackson Mama.

Don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Don't talk to me like that!

Don't try to get on my good side.

Don't worry. I'm not going to tell them you're pregnant.

Don't you dare.

Don't you expect me to come to one of your churches,

Don't you threaten me, Drum Eatenton,

Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment...

D****d over anything that would stand still.

Drink some.

Drink the juice.

Drink the juice.

Drop by this afternoon.

Drugs or something.

Drum and I both feel

Drum and I have been planning

Drum left. He couldn't take it.

Drum loves pork and beans. He eats them with everything.

Drum says you never left her side for a second.

Drum would never point a gun at a ady.

Drum, sweetheart, I'm on the phone!

Drum!

Drum!

Drum?

Easy, easy.

Eat a real dinner.

Eat shit and die.

Ecch. Leave me alone.

Either shoot it, stuff it, or marry it.

Even his imaginary playmates wouldn't play with him.

Eventually you realize it's marching across your face.

Every pink flower west of the Mississippi,

Everybody! Tommy, get all these people outside.

Everything is horrible.

Exactly.

Except Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Should I call the doctor or something?

Ferns, dancing, tons of people,

Fill us in on the reception.

Fine.

Fine.

For a little excitement?

For the 900th time this week.

For the last few days

For us all to get together.

Fringe, yes.

From Alexandria.

From her Miss Merry Christmas title

Furniture? Well, my.

Furniture.

Get in here and finish dyeing these Easter eggs.

Get it while the getting's good!

Get off my Good.

Get off my bench!

Get our feet's in.

Get out of them trees, damn it!

Get out of there!

Get over here, Rhett!

Get over it, Mama.

Get that Easter Bunny over here now!

Get to the good stuff.

Get with it, Clairee.

Get your fingers out of the icing.

Get your money away.

Give me all your...

Glamour technician.

Go ahead, M'Lynn. Slap her!

Go ahead. Blow it out, buddy.

Go away.

Go fish.

Go get a doctor.

Go on! Get out of here!

God don't care which church you go to,

God! I'm so mad, I don't know what to do.

Good morning, Ouiser.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good night.

Good to see you, too, Ouiser, Owen.

Good.

Gosh, Dad, I I'm sorry.

Got me. Maybe she was praying for Marshall and Drew and Belle.

Gotta get home now for Halloween.

Great idea, Mama. I'd love to see what the boys would pick out.

Grrr.

Grrr.

Guilty.

Guilty.

Ha ha ha!

Half of Chinquapin Parish would give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!

Hand me that socket wrench, would you?

Happy birthday.

Has been causing a nervous condition in my dog.

Has he really? There's a first time for everything.

Have a good evening.

Have to break them in.

Have you and Owen, you know, um...

Have you lost your mind?

Having Jack, jr. Put too much strain on my kidneys.

He asked if I knew you.

He enclosed this carport so I could support him.

He had the longest nose hair in the free world.

He is a boil on the butt of humanity.

He knows I like fresh flowers.

He lives in Monroe and goes to First Presbyterian.

He marched in,

He remembers you.

He says he could deal with another man,

He says he doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl,

He took all the money, my jewellery, the car.

He used to live in Ohio somewhere.

He wants you to open open your eyes.

He wants you to open your eyes, Shelby.

He was going to fire a gun at me.

He was not a bad fellow, but I managed to run him off

He will cut your thing off.

He would like more, and I'm dealing with that.

He's a real gentleman.

He's going to be fine.

He's gone.

He's in big trouble with the law.

He's just trying to make my reception nice.

He's muddy.

He's really cute about the whole thing. It's all he talks about Jackson Latcherie, jr.

He's so excited.

Hell.

Hello, Clairee!

Hello, darlings. When did you get into town?

Hello, Louisa. Remember me?

Hello, M'Lynn.

Hello.

Help.

Her husband got killed in World War ll.

Her mother and I do!

Her whole life has been an experiment in terror.

Here all we've been talking about

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here, M'Lynn. Thanks.

Here!

Here!

Here. Let me help you.

Here's the juice.

Here's the one where you're holding him.

Here's your grandma.

Hey, Rhett's here!

Hey! Hey! Lookee here, lool

Hi, Miss Ouiser.

Hi.

Hi.

Highlights my new artwork.

His aunt makes them.

His bid was 6,000 under mine.

His chance to have children.

His coffee kicked in.

His heart's in the right place.

His wife just died, and he's moved back down here.

Hit her!

Hit this!

Hmm?

Hmm. Looks like somebody's husband's coming home tonight.

Hmm. Shelby.

Hold on, please.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold your head up.

Honey, are you okay?

Honey, drink, please.

Honey, her coiffure card's in a box on the counter.

Honey, it'll do you good to get out for a while.

Honey, time marches on.

Horrible, mean Ouiser

How about a glass of iced tea? It's the house wine of the South.

How cute.

How is he?

How is she?

How long do you have to wait for one?

How long has she been this way?

How long have you been in town?

How M'Lynn puts up with that.

How many bridesmaids?

How nice.

How precious is this wedding going to get?

How the hell do I know?

How wonderful his mother was.

How you holding up, honey?

I am having an affair with a Mercedes Benz.

I am pleasant!

I am really sorry about the children part, M'Lynn.

I am so excited.

I appreciate that.

I asked him how he... met people.

I asked Marshall, “How can you tell?”.

I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

I bet Lloyd got a kick out of it.

I bet money she's paid $500 for that dress

I bought all the stuff.

I called the trade school

I can jog all the way to Texas and back,

I can report that the Sherwood Florist delivery truck.

I can't believe it's happening.

I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.

I can't get enough grease into my diet.

I can't imagine why.

I can't stand this.

I can't talk about it.

I can't wait to get home and try it on Jack.

I cannot believe Shelby did that.

I cleaned them out of baby jesuses,

I couldn't leave my Shelby.

I did my own.

I did not raise my daughter to talk to me like this.

I did what you asked me, didn't I?

I didn't know if you would hire someone who may or may not be married

I didn't mean that.

I didn't see a car.

I do not see plays

I don't believe it!

I don't care what you do in your refrigerator,

I don't feel much like it.

I don't have a car.

I don't have the counter space.

I don't have to wait any more.

I don't know how you're doing on the inside, honey,

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I don't know what I wish.

I don't know what I'd do.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I don't know why I'm here.

I don't know why. I don't make the rules.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like Belle Marmillion.

I don't mean to upset you by saying that.

I don't mind.

I don't read books 'cause the good ones are made into miniseries.

I don't really care.

I don't see movies because they're trash and they got nothing but naked people in them.

I don't think I can take this. I don't think I can take this.

I don't think I would even know what to charge for a full day's beauty.

I don't trust anybody that does their own hair. I don't think it's normal.

I don't want to expose myself to anything.

I don't want to give back all the wedding presents.

I don't want to hit you upside the head.

I don't want to miss

I don't want to walk in that house by myself.

I doubt it. She got hit in the head.

I fed Baby Renz but not Alex, okay?

I feel awful for 'em.

I feel sorry for them, you know?

I feel the need to make things as simple as possible.

I find it amusing.

I got it, a classic...

I got it.

I got one hole left. Right.

I got the receipt right here.

I got to get back.

I got to get her something. Put that on the list.

I got to give this animal tranquillizers.

I got to scare away about five zillion birds

I got to work on the truck.

I guess I'm a little selfish.

I guess M'Lynn's is terrible.

I guess the Eatentons are lucky.

I had no idea he would alienate the entire neighbourhood.

I had no idea.

I had some words of wisdom, but I don't.

I hate suspense.

I hate these stupid neighbourhood things.

I hate working on her feet.

I have a strict philosophy

I have a strict policy

I have always wanted to give a wedding shower

I have chosen two shades of pink.

I have ever seen.

I have new shoes.

I have no idea what to get your father.

I have some right here.

I have such a bone to pick with you.

I have three months to live.”.

I have to tell you your nephew Marshall

I haven't left the house without Lycra on these thighs since I was 14.

I haven't seen him in ages.

I heard you got so screwed up

I hope no one was hurt.

I hope so.

I hope you and Jackson will be as happy

I hope you're satisfied.

I hope your husband feels better.

I just held Shelby's hand.

I just keep thinking about what Annelle says.

I just know I'm gonna miss church.

I just moved into town not too long ago.

I just sat there and kept on pushing

I just think it'd be fun to have access to all that secret personal information.

I just threw the rest together.

I just want a moment of your time, folks, now.

I just want to expose us to more culture.

I just want to hit somebody till they feel as bad as I do.

I just want to hit something! I want to hit it hard!

I know when you're young

I know you never do. Does he?

I know you're in there!

I know.

I know.

I like pink. Pink is my signature colour.

I live here. I've got a job now.

I look at having this baby as the opportunity of a lifetime.

I love being around all those babies.

I love it.

I love those kind of talks...

I made everybody cry. Sony.

I made the dress with my own two hands.

I mean it, Drum.

I mean, especially Jackson...

I mean, when doctors and specialists give you advice,

I miss romance so much.

I must have missed the passage in Emily Post

I need a job in the worst way.

I need somebody to fix my I.V., please.

I need your support.

I no longer have one.

I overslept 'cause I was up late cooking.

I pick up everything but boys and money.

I pray very hard

I ran out of stuff.

I realize that.

I realize, as a woman, how lucky I am.

I really do. I think that despite everything

I really don't think things could get any worse.

I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly

I saw something about it on TV very dramatic.

I see.

I shouldn't have gone on the way I did.

I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby.

I shouldn't have said that.

I suspected this all along.

I swear, I don't know

I taught him to say “trick or treat” or something...

I think I have something that could cheer you up.

I think I'll come with you

I think it would help things a lot.

I think it's for Daddy.

I think that would be precious.

I think there's somebody at the door.

I think we can trust Annelle to do that.

I think we should pray.

I think you know what you're doing.

I think your elves have gone berserk.

I think your form and content will improve with time.

I thought he was a pest at first,

I thought Sammy wouldn't mind you reading the Bible in bed,

I try not to eat healthy food if I can possibly help it.

I used to have one,

I want a child of my own.

I want a child.

I want to get my hair cut.

I want to know how that baby will ever know

I want to know why Shelby's life is over.

I want to take something that freezes beautifully.

I want you to meet Annelle.

I wanted to take it to them before they leave for the hospital.

I was hoping she'd sit up and argue with me.

I was number one in frosting and streaking.

I was running around drinking, smoking.

I was scared to.

I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome.

I was there

I was wondering how things were with you and Owen.

I wasn't expecting to see you.

I wear a size 6,

I went wild.

I will do no such thing. Cut that out.

I will speak to M'Lynn about this.

I wish he'd just blow out the candle

I wish somebody would explain it to my heart.

I wonder how much radio stations sell for.

I wonder what Drew and Belle must be feeling about this.

I would never have chosen those white pants.

I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful

I wouldn't know. I've lived here all my life.

I, uh...

I'd forgotten he'd existed.

I'd get to the bottom of this if I were you...

I'd love to be able to run my fingers through it and go.

I'd love to see you try.

I'd rather have her here.

I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere.

I'll be back from Truvy's in about an hour.

I'll be right back, honey.

I'll be the one in the veil down front.

I'll bet I have something that will do.

I'll broaden my horizons mine.

I'll buy them from you.

I'll call the house.

I'll come with you to the funeral if you don't mind.

I'll do everything I can to keep him up

I'll get my bags.

I'll get some juice.

I'll need one, too.

I'll probably give them away.

I'll tell you what I wish.

I'm a beautician.

I'm a chain! Oh, Spud, oh!

I'm a little embarrassed. I'm windblown.

I'm a terrible person.

I'm an adult, I'm not a five year old.

I'm at the end of my rope.

I'm beyond help.

I'm fine!

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm glad to see the two of you made up.

I'm glad to see your interest.

I'm going to be...

I'm going to get you right now!

I'm going to have a baby,

I'm going to make you very happy.

I'm going to paint my front door red

I'm going to put this little one to bed.

I'm going to support the arts in this area.

I'm going to talk some sense into you.

I'm happy where I am.

I'm intrigued. Are you married or not?

I'm just gay.

I'm just going to tell them I'm going to be a granddaddy.

I'm just too colourful for words.

I'm not about to open a new can of worms.

I'm not as sweet as I used to be.

I'm not even sure he has opposable thumbs.

I'm not in the mood to play games.

I'm not so sure myself.

I'm not speaking to you.

I'm not sure I can be gracious under pressure.

I'm not talking too loud, am I?

I'm not worried. She's as sweet as she can be.

I'm old and set in my ways.

I'm pregnant.

I'm running a special called a Christmas quickie.

I'm Sammy.

I'm so anxious to discuss this topic

I'm sorry if I don't feel like it.

I'm sorry You look like regular shit.

I'm sorry, Ouiser. This whole thing has gotten out of hand.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to give her a pedicure today.

I'm supposed to go first.

I'm sure he's sorry he missed all this.

I'm sure I have something that will do.

I'm the colour announcer for the Devils. I'm fabulous.

I'm tickled pink.

I'm wearing my hair down 'cause Jackson likes it down.

I've always been ready to go first.

I've been staying across the river

I've been trying to show Jackson everything. He's never been to the festival.

I've done guest lectures on beauty at the trade school.

I've got to get these beans to the Eatentons,

I've just been

I've never been so uncomfortable in all my life.

I've never been so uncomfortable in all my life.

I've opened the can of worms for you.

If Daddy catches you in here,

If he's trying to drive me crazy

If I could adopt one, I would, but I can't.

If I don't have something,

If I don't, I'll have to deal with my wife,

If it had hair, a Saint Bernard.

If something like that ever happened to me, I don't know...

If they got covered in bird shit

If this is how you feel, it isn't healthy.

If those eggs are not at the church by noon,

If you achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.

If you and Jackson want to practice safe sex, you're all set.

If you can't say anything nice about anybody,

If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to leave.

If you don't mind.

If you have silverware you'd like to keep.

If you would find ways to occupy your time.

If you'll give Spud a job, I'll give you hot oil treatments for the rest of your life.

Impossible to get out.

In a very bad mood for 40 years.

In fact, I never worry, 'cause I always know you're worrying enough for both of us

In my class at the trade school,

In my day you could tell

In my two shades of Blush and Bashful,

In that process, anyway.

In the arms of the man you love.

In the most successful shop in this town.

Internal organs.

Is a little piece of heaven on earth.