2012 (2009) Edit

A little surface crack? You're not gonna be inconvenienced by that.

A lot of people didn't get picked up in this chaos.

A map for what, Charlie? What's the map for?

A mother can comfort her children.

About time somebody cleaned up that mess.

About what?

According to the latest information from Yellowsto...

According to their calendar...

Actually, that's the South Pole now.

Actually...

Adjust the countdown.

Adrian, you have to begin the evacuation.

Adrian, your chopper's ready. They're waiting on the South Lawn.

Adults get...

After 25 years on the wagon, are you out of your mind?

After he called a press conference he was!

After we get everyone on board, Adrian.

Ajit.

Alan, bring the car around.

Aliens, Roswell and Marilyn Monroe...

All crew members, onboard now.

All global ground communication has ceased, sir.

All green card holders, please proceed to Gallery D 4.

All our scientific advances, our fancy machines...

All right, all right.

All right, buckle in. Here we go!

All those people we left behind...

All we can hear is the sound of our own breathing...

Almost there.

Always remember, folks, you heard it first from Charlie Frost.

Always remember, folks...

An unprecedented international endeavor is underway.

And 400 miles further north, Point Reyes, same thing.

And a young scientist is gonna be worth 20 old politicians.

And Da Vinci, Picasso, they're in.

And good luck.

And he died in vain.

And he paid in installments.

And he said the government is building spaceships.

And I am confident that she would want to meet her maker...

And if we can't start our engines, we will not survive the impact.

And if you're safe...

And isn't it funny, just this morning, we worked it out:

And of course, enjoy the fresh air.

And the best part about that...

And then pandemonium in the streets. War, genocide, boom, boom, boom!

And this is hard to believe...

And what about all these workers? They all get passes?

Anheuser convinced the other heads of state to launch.

Anton, start the engine.

Antonov, abort takeoff. You do not have clearance.

Any minute now, the fireworks are gonna start.

Any updates, doctor?

Any word from the hydraulic chamber? Where is he?

Apologies, Mr. Prime Minister. I...

Apparently many people believe that the Mayan calendar predicts...

Are you absolutely sure about this, Adrian?

Are you asking me out on a date, Dr. Helmsley?

Are you even listening to me?

Are you kidding me? Of course something went wrong!

Ark 6, stand by. Ark 7, stand by.

As a result, we've observed extreme polar instability.

As you can see, not the same way you did.

As you know, our passenger count is way over capacity.

As you know...

Ask yourselves, can we really stand by and watch these people die?

At least if they know...

At this point, 46 nations are invested in this thing.

At this point, unconfirmed reports indicate...

Attention: All construction workers, off deck.

Attention. The National Guard has informed us...

Aye, aye, captain. Engaging bow anchor supports.

Aye, aye, captain. Full reverse.

Aye. You're on, captain.

Be careful with the clutch.

Be careful with the clutch.

Be more careful.

Because once we give these orders...

Because they're not spaceships, buddy. They're arks.

Because, you know, my diary is pretty full.

Been over half an hour. I tell you, the guy's a nut job.

Beer?

Before or after?

Besides...

Better move fast, kid. The end is near.

Between Roswell...

Bill from Cooke City, you're on the Charlie Frost Show.

Bring it on!

Brother!

Bug spray? Oh, yeah, because it's mosquito season in Yellowstone.

Bullshit. Nobody could keep that big a secret, Charlie.

But can you still fly that thing?

But I guess you already knew that, huh?

But I will remind you that we have very limited resources and limited time.

But it ain't the end of the world, buddy

But it's still a fake.

But my mother is almost 89...

But tell me, what would you have done if you rich like me?

But then he canceled it because of the ships.

But to be human means to care for each other...

But we have to initiate the boarding process now. Thomas.

But what is there in your wisdom, great Lama, if Tenzin is right?

But you're some nobody, you don't stand a chance.

But, great Lama, Tenzin is my brother.

By people, do you mean me?

Bye, Gordon.

Caesar.

Caesar.

Call me the moment you get any news from Yellowstone.

Caltech believes that the half mile fissure running through Westwood...

Can I hold him?

Can I?

Can I?

Can we just give it a rest, please? He's the father of my children.

Can you handle that, Adrian?

Can't think about what's going on down there.

Captain Michaels.

Captain, Cho Ming Airfield's been hit.

Captain, I need to speak to the other heads of state immediately.

Captain, I think we found the problem.

Captain, I want a prelaunch briefing. All international teams present.

Captain, the turbine's not responding.

Captain, we have a breach in the zoological bay.

Careful, careful.

Charlie, just wanted to say I love your show.

Charlie. Focus. Where's the map? Where?

Check the main bus for hydraulics, I'll balance the tanks.

Christians called it the rapture, but the Mayans knew about it...

Coincidentally, his death took place in the same Paris tunnel...

Collision pressure just below 80 pascal, captain.

Come herw.

Come on, boys.

Come on, faster. Faster.

Come on, Jackson.

Come on, Jackson. Come on.

Come on, kids. Gordon's gonna get us out of here.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Caesar, come on.

Coming through, excuse me.

Could you please turn up the volume, Mr. Hoffmann?

Curtis, you're late.

Cute girl, huh?

D.C. is a long way, but at least we talk.

Dad, please.

Dad, what's going on?

Dad, you said you wouldn't work on your book.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad.

Daddy look!

Daddy, a man was killed.

Daddy, Daddy, Grandpa's on the phone.

Daddy, I'm not a really good swimmer.

Daddy, it's following us.

Daddy, wait. I wanna come with you.

Daddy, we're on fire.

Daddy, when will we go back home?

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy?

Darling, listen to me.

Dewey decimal system.

Did I ever tell you that?

Did you know he asked me for a discount?

Did you really need all these hats?

Did you see that?

Did you see this?

Did you see what happened to our supermarket?

Distance to impact: 10 meters.

Distance to impact: 400 meters.

Distance to impact: 1850 meters.

Do not believe in something simply because you have heard it, Nima.

Do you have anything for mosquito bites?

Do you know how many times I've heard those words in this office?

Do you know how that feels, son?

Do you love him?

Do you mind if I join you? I wanted to ask you something.

Do you think people change?

Do you understand how much strength it gives me...

Do you wanna be responsible for the extinction of the human race?

Don't ever forget it.

Don't lose your faith, brother.

Don't you be worrying about your old man now.

Don't you dare touch that button.

Don't you see the signs?

Down there Oleg, you go first!

Dr. Helmsley is flying to Yellowstone this morning to collect more data.

Dr. Helmsley to the bridge, please.

Dr. Helmsley, look at this.

Dr. Helmsley, please report to the Situation Room immediately.

Dr. Helmsley.

Dr. Helmsley. We've arrested a group of tourists in the hot zone.

Dr. Helmsley's passion is admirable.

Dr. Wilson, may I come in?

Dr. Wilson?

Eleven thousand feet.

End of days.

Engine...

Every one of these guys, dead, dead, dead.

Every time I get upset.

Everybody out there has died in vain...

Everybody, hang on.

Everyone hold on to each other.

Everyone move indoors immediately.

Everyone should have a chance to go.

Everything the government was doing, where and why...

Excuse me, fellas.

Excuse me, I have a private plane out there.

Excuse me. Excuse us. Excuse us. Brace yourselves!

Fear and chaos have spread throughout the globe, as in London...

Fill it up. I'm gonna find Charlie.

Finish your pancakes, Al Capone.

First you're up, then you're bust Livin' life on a crust

First, the stock market would go.

Fly, birdies.

Folks, did you hear that?

Follow me.

Follow me.

For my boys and me.

For the boys.

For the first time ever...

For the first time on ourjourney...

Fortunately, we have protocols to follow.

Forty five degrees east.

Forty meters.

Four hundred and twenty two copies.

Four minutes to impact.

From what we have just learned...

Get back with the other green cards or I'll have you detained.

Get down.

Get in the fucking car right now!

Get me the satellite images from Nampan, India.

Get on the ground and hold on. Don't look back.

Get out of herw! Get out of the way!

Get that to the office.

Get them out of Yellowstone.

Go get your hat.

Go over, Lilly.

Go, Jackson. Go.

Go! Go!

Go! Now!

Go. Go, Jackson.

Go. Make sure everybody gets out of the plane before I touch down.

God knows I do.

God, I missed you.

God, you sound like a crazy person. The governorjust said we're fine now.

God.

God. Carwful.

God. God. Jesus.

Goddamn it, I told you to stay up there with Mom.

Goddamn it.

Going to this really special place that I know.

Good morning to you too.

Good morning.

Good thing for you the old man could keep his mouth shut.

Good time? Yeah?

Good to be here. Say hi, kids.

Good. Good boy.

Good. Let's go!

Good. That is good, huh?

Good. That is good.

Good. That is good.

Goodbye, my friend.

Gordon, hold on, goddamn it! Give me your hand!

Gordon, without Jackson, we wouldn't have made it out of California.

Gordon!

Gordon!

Gordon!

Gordon. Gordon, you can fly.

Gordon's a pilot.

Grandma, give me your hand.

Grandma, Grandpa.

Grandma, I got a message from Tenzin.

Grandma, I will send you money.

Grandma, we're almost there.

Grandma...

Great job. You light the way, I'll go for the cable.

Great to see you.

Great. At least we're not gonna need the landing gear.

Green lights across the board, captain.

Green lights on pressure, Mr. Anton?

Guys, have a nice trip.

Guys, look.

Guys, there's a... You might wanna...

Hang on.

Harry!

Has His Highness had an opportunity to study the dossier?

Have a stiff drink, because I'm locking the doors...

Have you completely lost your mind?

Have your boss bring it up at the quarterly briefing.

He always said:

He can't talk right now. He's driving really, really bad.

He did that on purpose.

He even sent me a map.

He knows where they are. He's got a map.

He needs to concentrate now, Mr. Karpov.

He ran the Atlantis shuttle program. Why, did you know him?

He said he's fine. We should get out of here before he touches down.

He says he can get us on the ships he's working on.

He says he can get us on the ships he's working on.

He thinks the world of you, you know that?

He wants us to meet him in Cho Ming at the west gate.

He was very nice.

He works inside the big tunnel, where the ships are built.

He would always leave me a box full of books...

He's a great little man.

He's been right about everything that's happened so far.

He's injured. Something must have gone wrong.

He's on the bridge. This way.

He's really nice once you get to know him.

He's the one who discovered it all. He connected all the dots.

Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.

Help!

Help!

Help! Hey!

Here is Grayson's Market, which was open for business at the time...

Here. This is a very expensive watch.

Hey, buddy boy.

Hey, hands off the merchandise.

Hey, have a safe trip, you little bastards.

Hey, Kate. I'm practically on the freeway right now.

Hey, look. The new Bentley.

Hey, no, that's all right. That's what you got this for. Right?

Hey, what's going on here?

Hey, where are you going?

Hey! Easy, that's a $600 jacket.

Hey! Hey, stop!

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Adrian, I thought you were in India. What's going on?

Hey. Hey, guess what.

Hey. Pickle?

Hi, sweetheart.

Hold her steady.

Hold it, people.

Hold it.

Hold on!

Honey, please sit down.

Honey, this is... Jackson, stop saying I'm a pilot.

Honey, women pay me thousands of dollars to handle their boobs.

How can you speak about luck in such a situation?

How deep do we need to go?

How long are these things expecting to hold us in place?

How much time do we have, Dr. Helmsley?

How were all these people chosen?

I actually liked the way I looked before that monster talked me into it.

I always wanted to have a family of my own.

I am a boxer.

I am a follower...

I am the supervisor.

I believe that nature will choose for itself from itself...

I called because we just got our first satellite feed.

I called.

I can only hope that all of you have made your peace with God...

I can't fire up the engines till we get a good seal on that gate.

I certainly eat a lot more cereal now.

I confirmed with my people at Caltech that in the last 36 hours...

I contributed to this cover up.

I didn't even kiss a boy till I was in college.

I didn't think it was possible.

I don't hate him.

I don't understand.

I don't want to miss all the fun when it finally blows.

I feared you would not come.

I got a whole bunch. Okay, I gotta go, because I'm in a bad reception area.

I gotta speak to Anheuser. Give me your damn jacket, please.

I had to make a stop at the grocery store.

I have a green card for my boys and me.

I have goose bumps, people.

I have proof!

I haven't slept in two days.

I heard from Audrey you're a grandpa now.

I just learned that he was killed with his family...

I just talked to him, Dad, and he told me...

I just traveled 20 straight hours to get here, sir.

I just wanted to help.

I know those kids.

I know where it is, I'll give it a try.

I know, it sounds completely implausible.

I know, the whole damn thing's gone.

I know.

I love you too, son.

I love you, Dad.

I love you.

I mean, call it chance or fate or nature. it doesn't matter.

I mean, I don't know, honey. I just feel like there's something pulling us apart.

I mean, just think about it, okay?

I mean, what's going on here?

I mean, wherever we're all together, that's home.

I mean, why would he say that?

I mean... Of course, sir. Sorry, Mr. President.

I met this guy in Yellowstone, this crazy guy.

I need to get you on Air Force One immediately.

I need to talk to you.

I only got a minute.

I promise you we're gonna all stay together...

I put a lot of faith into your organization.

I read a couple of your short stories when I was in college. Yeah.

I sent Satnam the temperature reading.

I should have listened to you, Dr. Silberman.

I think it's safer under here!

I think people have a right to know.

I think so.

I think that's wrong.

I think you better come up here.

I think you should have a lottery.

I think you should take your kids and leave, Mr. Curtis.

I thought for sure they'd give you an extra ticket, sir.

I thought we were going to China.

I thought we'd have more time.

I thought you said he was behind you.

I thought you'd like it.

I told myself, Charlie, get your stupid ass to Yellowstone.

I want to speak to a supervisor.

I want you to pack up your family.

I wanted to know, where is all this gonna start?

I was just like that at her age.

I was too late.

I will send the jet to pick up Alec and Oleg.

I will send the jet to pick up Alec and Oleg.

I will tell everyone the truth about what's going on.

I wish I could tell you...

I wish you could see what I'm seeing, people.

I would like to meet privately with my fellow heads of state.

I'd love to see their dumb faces...

I'll be right back, folks.

I'll do my best, I promise.

I'll find your daddy.

I'm a dead man.

I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man.

I'm afraid the amount is in euros, Your Highness.

I'm afraid the longer we wait, the more luck plays its part.

I'm afraid there's no longer any doubt, sir.

I'm around day 300, the shuttle has just lost communication with Earth.

I'm Captain Michaels, skipper of the American ship.

I'm coming home, Dorothy.

I'm famished. How are you, Aparna?

I'm gonna arrange an airlift for you from Delhi.

I'm hurtling towards you as we speak, sir.

I'm not acting strange. I'm looking for the macaroni.

I'm not very good company, I'm afraid, Dr...?

I'm not.

I'm really proud of you. Really, really proud of you.

I'm sorry, guys. Good luck.

I'm sorry, Mr. President. She insisted.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm standing here at the highest point...

I'm up here in the cockpit. Hurry up.

I'm watching the earth crumble before my eyes.

I've arranged a press conference for tomorrow.

I've said it a thousand times, no lipo on Fridays. It's too messy. Hold on.

Idiot.

If any of you have objections...

If my father were here, he would open the gates.

If someone wants to beat you, he has to kill you first.

If that's true, then there's nothing human...

If you can't get it out, none of us are gonna make it.

If you have a funny mini quake story and wanna share it, call 555 1070...

In 1958, Professor Charles Hapgood named it Earth Crust Displacement.

In a few minutes I will give orders to unseal the decks.

In a few moments, we will open the gates...

In ancient times, the Mayan people were the first civilization to discover...

In the blue corner...

In the last hour, we received this video from Globo News, Brazil.

In the map section on the conspiracy shelf.

Is it time?

Is that what you're telling me? The second wave is closer?

Is this even possible?

Is this your kid?

It appears that all other heads of state are en route...

It has to be perfect.

It is completely submerged down there.

It is full, great Rinpoche.

It looks like the crust has shifted by almost 23 degrees...

It must be the pumps. Take over.

It really is a miracle that no one got hurt.

It seems to me that the worst is over.

It tends to slip.

It's a national park. There's not supposed to be posted fences.

It's a perfect replica, Roland.

It's Adrian Helmsley. We met at Yellowstone.

It's all good, Adrian.

It's all over the news.

It's been a gas, been a flip Been a hell of a trip

It's been upgraded to a 10.9 by the guys at Harvard.

It's creeping me out. What's wrong with Dad?

It's Daddy!

It's gonna get ugly here.

It's good.

It's happening, Dad.

It's in the camper.

It's like a secret map, like in the Pirate movies.

It's like the world shifted by 1000 miles.

It's Mrs. Birnbaum. She's my teacher, she's on TV.

It's not junk. He's published.

It's not just Yellowstone, sir.

It's not safe. Move it!

It's now the Drakensberg mountains of KwaZulu Natal.

It's only the end of this song

It's ready. it's ready.

It's Russian.

It's so beautiful. I'm gonna stay.

It's so hot here, we've had to seal off the mine.

It's starting.

It's the apocalypse.

It's the whole goddamn world that's going to shit.

It's too early.

Jackson, hurry up. Look behind you.

Jackson, take my hand. Jackson.

Jackson, what is this?

Jackson!

Jackson.

Jackson.

Jeez.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus.

Jesus. What did you think?

Just don't pour too much, huh?

Just go away.

Just imagine the Earth as an orange.

Just like you preserving those great artworks.

Just shut up, everybody!

Just take my children. I'm begging you.

Just the children. You don't have to take us.

Kate, California is going down. Pack up the kids now!

Kate, we caused this thing, it was us.

Kate. Don't let go.

Keep it down, my kids are sleeping.

Kill the bastard.

Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with their signs had it right.

Ladies and gentlemen, as promised, no speech...

Ladies and gentlemen, this Dr. Adrian Helmsley...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Las Vegas Auto Show.

Late for work.

Laura, can you hear me?

Laura, can you hear me?

Laura, I don't believe you've met Dr. Helmsley.

Laura, they lied to us.

Laura.

Laura.

Laura's a smart girl. She'll understand.

Leave it to the Chinese.

Let me ask you something.

Let me get you ready for... Ready for bed.

Let me guess, national geology crisis?

Let me talk to Mom.

Let me tell you, there's been government people...

Let's eat first.

Let's get a team down there. I'll meet them at the hydraulics chamber.

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go. Have a good one.

Life will soon return to normal, Mayor Gonzales said...

Like this cup...

Lilly, get in!

Lilly, run! Go, go!

Listen to me. I've rented a plane. Pack up the kids.

Listen, I'll try to keep this brief.

Listen, Ma, I am going to call you next week, same time.

Listen, this is gonna sound crazy, but here's what you have to do.

Listen, we have to keep working at this, our relationship.

Look at the clock. We have barely 15 minutes left.

Look, it's got a whistle, and a light thing. Right?

Look. They are wonderful children, huh?

Looks like it didn't run the full cycle. We're checking, captain.

Looks like that boy of yours is gonna be smarter than any of us.

Love you.

Major, could you escort these good people to the campgrounds?

Make an appointment with my... You know, even better:

Make sure the other bridges can see me.

Make time.

Maps! Maps!

Mary, get the door.

Maybe that's what we should have done.

Maybe they got out in time.

Merrill, I told you.

Meyers is dead?

Might of gotten us killed, but as long as your conscience is clean.

Millions upon millions of distraught masses...

Minuscule mass, no electrical charge.

Mom. Mom, something happened.

Mommy, why is Daddy so crazy?

Mommy!

Mommy!

Move back, people.

Move it!

Mr. Anheuser, your party is the last to arrive.

Mr. Anheuser?

Mr. Anheuser.

Mr. Anheuser.

Mr. Curtis! Jackson!

Mr. Makarenko wishes to have his interpreters present.

Mr. President, I can assure you...

Mr. President, sir.

Mr. President.

Mr. Presidents.

My boyfriend asked me to get them done.

My colleagues in Argentina and Ontario have almost identical data.

My dad gave it to me.

My dad's on a cruise ship out here.

My editor gave it to me when he thought I was gonna be somebody.

My family, take us with. Please. Please.

My fellow Americans...

My friends...

My hats.

My high school career was 2000 books...

My job is to figure out...

My name's Dr. Adrian Helmsley.

My plan will not work for so many, Grandma.

My question: Can I count on you?

Namaste, Dr. Helmsley, sir.

Nice.

Nima, he gave you the truck?

Nima, what happened?

No G8! No G8! No G8!

No one could have saved the country, sir.

No toothbrush. Only books.

No, Gordon gave it to me for my birthday.

No, guys like you and me don't have a chance.

No, I'm not. I'm not.

No, it's true.

No, no, I've only had a couple of lessons in a single engine plane only.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no. Don't go. We have to wait for him.

No, we gotta wait for Sasha and Gordon.

No, you just said that, Mom. Yeah, you just said that.

No!

No!

No!

No?

No.

No. I was listening to the broadcast and I was wondering...

No. Satnam was talking about another wave...

Noah!

Noah. Noah.

Nobody. Who, my ex wife? Last thing she said to me...

Nobody's gonna shoot you, son. They need you.

Not anymore.

Not enough. We're going to have to make a water landing...

Not good. That is not good.

Not that we'd expect him to remember.

Not without you, sir.

Not yet. Not yet.

Nothing. Just static. Not even an emergency signal.

Nothing. Nothing.

Now you're laughing, Curtis...

Now you're telling me we have to throw it out?

Now, the victims, and we've seen many...

Of course, we do appreciate donations.

Officer, you turn that off.

Oh, Adrian, excellent.

Oh, be careful with our stuff. Don't get your dirt on it.

Oh, come on, Kate.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. Don't look so shocked.

Oh, excuse me. is my father in the command center?

Oh, excuse me. Where can I find Adrian Helmsley?

Oh, God.

Oh, God. it's 1500 meters high.

Oh, my Go...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Not again.

Oh, my God. What's happening out there?

Oh, my...

Oh, no. We are not married. And probably never will.

Oh, not again.

Oh, published, right, I forgot.

Oh, that'll be all right. But, anyway, I really enjoyed most of this.

Oh, yeah, two months ago.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know, better hours, more time to write.

Okay, come on.

Okay, could you call me back when you calm down?

Okay, don't ask me how that happened...

Okay, go. Now. Pull.

Okay, great.

Okay, guys.

Okay, I'll take care of it.

Okay, okay, let's go.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying, okay? I'm trying.

Okay, we're gonna go with these guys.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Everybody out. Go on, get out.

Okay. Okay, we're up.

Oleg.

Oleg. Grab my hand.

Once the movement of our land masses comes to a halt...

One billion dollars is a lot of money.

One billion euro. Per seat.

One, two, three...

Only four? You call that good news?

Only when the boarding process is complete. That's the plan.

Open the gates.

Our culture is our soul, and that's not dying tonight.

Our family believes in the gospel of the Lord Jesus.

Our father had one on order.

Our Heritage Organization has already made selections...

Our mission is to assurw the continuity of our species.

Our parents are divorced too.

Our sun will begin to emit such extreme amounts of radiation...

Over therw!

Over therw.

P yew, it stinks.

Pancakes?

Papa!

Papa! Papa!

People, we'll get it all.

People! Keep away from the doors and windows.

Perfectly safe, Roland.

Please be patient as we keep you updated.

Please be patient.

Please don't call me that. I'm your dad.

Please don't call me that. I'm your dad.

Please stay tuned for further...

Please step back and clear the platform.

Please take them.

Please, call me Adrian.

Please, God. Please, please.

Please, please, please.

Please.

Please.

Please. I don't know if you can understand what I'm saying.

Please. Oh, my God.

Preachers of many religious denominations...

President's not coming.

President's on the line, Dr. Wilson.

Press down. Press down with your hand.

Pretty neat, huh? I did all the animation myself.

Professor Hapgood, 1958.

Professor...

Promise?

Pull me up.

Pull up the Japanese seaboard, will you?

Pull!

Put me on emergency com, Mr. Taylor.

Remember my brother, Gurdeep? He's a student now.

Remember that old Beetle we used to camp in?

Remember when I told you about that dam in China?

Remember when Lilly was born...

Remember, watch out for the bears. You know, they're:

Repent. There is still time.

Requesting emergency conference, T 99.

Reverse motion activated.

Right, surface cracks. I got a plastic surgeon for that.

Right? Don't be scared.

Right. Without billions of dollars from the private sector...

Roland, is that you?

Run, Lilly! Run!

Said he wanted some time alone. I think he's over at the chapel.

Same way your art was: By experts from all over the world.

Sasha was worth 100 times a man like Yuri.

Satnam.

Scotty.

See what? Hey, Kate.

Send them back!

Several thousand feet, and it likely never even flooded.

She gets more beautiful every time I see her. Why is that?

She has a thing for hats.

She is adorable.

She needs to put these on before she goes to sleep.

She wants us to come home.

Shit, man, I have to go...

Shit, man, I have to go...

Shut down immediately.

Shuttle Atlantis. Our last day.

Sick.

Sidewalk, sidewalk! Tree! Tree!

Sir, we recorded two underwater quakes at 7.9 and 8.2.

Sir?

Sit down and buckle up.

So don't you write your old man off just yet.

So he married a Japanese girl. How is that the end of the world?

So how did you meet Dr. Silberman?

So how did you meet Dr. Silberman?

So now that you got your map, where are we going?

So override it. Hit the override button and start the engines.

So please be careful when you step out.

So tell me, Mr. Karpov, how much did you pay?

So we're just all gonna stay together, right?

So why did you stick with him so long?

So you have positive confirmation on this?

So you're...

So you've got a way out of here, right? You got a plane?

So, what are we looking at?

So, what happens next?

So...

Somehow or another, we all have relatives in Wisconsin.

Something must have gone wrong? Something must have gone...?

Sometimes it can hit 120 degrees.

Sorry.

Step back. Get back. What did I tell you?

Stop it, Gordon.

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop.

Strange, isn't it? But her fish curry is still awful.

Strangely enough, scientific records do support the fact...

Sure, boss. But I need copilot.

Sure. He can be your dog too, if you like.

Take him.

Tamara. Will you take the kids to the stairs, please?

Tell him it's his father.

Tell me what?

Tell me, Dr. Wilson...

Temperatures are rising with incredible velocity...

Tenzin, almost there.

Thank God for those shake proof coffee mugs, Lisa.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Bill. What is your question?

Thank you, captain.

Thank you, I understand.

Thank you, Mark.

Thank you, my friend.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

That hurts my feelings when you say stuff like that.

That it's supposed to be fun?

That thing in Paris, we're not involved in any of that, are we?

That wasn't here before.

That'll be fun, huh?

That's affirmative, Mr. President.

That's Ark Number 3, sir.

That's fantastic. Let's go.

That's funny.

That's great! Open the goddamn door!

That's great.

That's his choice.

That's impossible.

That's not necessarily true.

That's not what worries me, Adrian.

That's not...

That's okay. That's okay.

That's Professor Meyers.

That's the U.S. Army.

That's very nice.

That's why they call it the Cape of Good Hope.

The airlift never came.

The art you collected...

The author is probably dead by now, but he said:

The biggest Sun eruptions in human history...

The bow anchor's giving in.

The Cho Ming area will be impacted in approximately six hours.

The critics said I was naive, an unabashed optimist...

The devastation in Rio de Janeiro is beyond imagination.

The director of the French National Museums...

The director of the Louvre, an enemy of humanity?

The dollar, boom!

The Earth's crust has begun to shift, Dr. Helmsley.

The Earth's crust is destabilizing.

ThE EnD

The end.

The equalization of the oceanic seabeds...

The forces of Mother Nature will be so devastating...

The giant ash cloud created by this super volcano...

The good news, consensus is that four of the arks will be operational in time.

The guy's an actor. He's reading a script.

The Judgment Day, the end of the world, my friend.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall...

The magnetic fields have decreased by more than 80 percent...

The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago.

The moment we stop fighting for each other...

The night before she passed on, she took my hand and she told me:

The only signals our satellites are picking up...

The only thing left to do now...

The people of Russia...

The people, sir. They need to know.

The plan is to refuel in Hawaii, so sit down and buckle up.

The president has ordered us to clear out the White House.

The rear of the ship is starting to seal itself up one compartment at a time!

The roof collapsed on it during the shifting of the Earth's crust.

The San Andreas Fault is shifting.

The South American continent has been ravaged...

The state of Hawaii.

The temperature of the subterranean crust...

The very same.

The waters are receding much faster than we thought, thank God.

The whole city of Pasadena was wiped out just a few minutes ago.

The world as we know it...

The Yellowstone caldera has erupted.

Then the economy, boom!

There are too many fanatics out there that could damage her.

There he is!

There he is. I see him.

There it is! There they are.

There will be a big flood!

There'd be anarchy.

There's a call for you. You want me to take a message?

There's a good plan.

There's a tidal wave coming from the east.

There's a twist and a turn To each lesson you learn

There's a young astrophysicist from India...

There's mosquitoes in here. Did anybody spray the tent?

There's no way you can make it there.

There's no way.

There's no way.

There's something blocking the hydraulics.

There've been reports of severe damage, captain.

These are neutrinos acting normally.

These people were chosen by geneticists?

They are leaving without us.

They are leaving you behind too. Look, idiot.

They are leaving!

They did.

They got the Earth cracking under their asses already.

They just got back.

They just like you because your blood's so sweet.

They pass through ordinary matter almost undisturbed.

They seem to like each other, huh?

They were about to take off, but the tower didn't let them.

They were all too scared of my dad.

They'd probably shoot me if they knew that I told you.

They're heating up the Earth's core...

They're just meant to withstand the first impact of the waves.

They're opening the mountain.

They've been looking forward to spending time with you.

Thirty degrees west.

This book is part of our legacy now. Why?

This can't be Ajit. He's a little man already.

This dam project will create many newjobs.

This is a black tie event.

This is Charlie Frost reporting live from Yellowstone National Park...

This is coming in from Coachella Valley out near Joshua Tree.

This is not a conspiracy, Helmsley.

This is really wild.

This is ridiculous.

This is the captain speaking.

This is the captain.

This is unbelievable. 2700 degrees Celsius at 40,000 feet?

This is wild.

This is Yoko Delgatto. Do you wanna speak to my daddy?

This is yours.

This isn't one of your crazy stories. How are we gonna make it to China?

This marks the last day of the United States of America.

This mass suicide was actually discovered by a documentary crew...

This way! Let's go! Go, go!

Those tunnels are empty.

Time to impact: 17 minutes, 42 seconds.

To me, sir, that's nothing short of a miracle.

To save the human race...

To see the light of wisdom...

Today, none of us are strangers.

Today...

Took you a while, Mr. Curtis.

Tower to Antonov. What are you doing?

Tried to find our old spot at Yellowstone...

Twenty eight minutes, 10 seconds to impact.

Twenty nine thousand feet? What the hell is at 29,000 feet?

Two 8.5 tremors have left the people in the streets...

Two, maybe three days, if we're lucky.

Unbuckle. Come on, come on, come on.

Underwater ridge ahead. We're going to run aground, captain.

Unstable.

Until communication is restored, I suppose I am in command.

Until then, we don't have time for anything...

Used to be the deepest copper mine in the world.

Voice control. Sold me on it.

Wait! Wait, Gordon, I see something.

Wait. Sorry. One question:

Was my only playing when I was boy back in Murmansk.

Was that the Eiffel Tower?

Wasn't it decided that people have the right...

Water has penetrated the stern.

Way to go, Charlie.

We all owe him our lives.

We are a nation of many religions...

We are all children of the earth.

We are continuing to follow this story. We will...

We are going on a big ship.

We are taking the Bentley.

We can save over 400,000 people.

We can't start the engine until we close that gate.

We cannot.

We could never get the roof up.

We did it. We did it. We did it.

We expect the tsunamis to reach landfall in every continent.

We expect to be impacted by water shortly.

We found them along side of the road.

We gotta get to the airport.

We gotta get to the other side of the freeway.

We gotta go back. We gotta go back! We need to go back!

We had geneticists determine the perfect gene pool to repopulate.

We had one hell of a great life, son.

We had to monitor everybody. How do you think we kept it a secret?

We had VIP tickets for that.

We have a listener calling in.

We have a plane. You could come with us, but we gotta leave right now.

We have been following the schedule you established, Mr. Helmsley.

We have to move back to Wisconsin.

We have to save what we can. And we have to move now!

We have to stop this madness.

We haven't done a complete assessment yet...

We just entered Chinese airspace.

We just killed anybody who tried to talk?

We just lost our last two engines.

We must pack up right away.

We need to bring people who can contribute.

We never got picked up, Adrian.

We should go to my parents' house in the Rockies.

We sold tickets.

We took a trip on the Laem Song ferry once.

We were supposed to get it next year.

We will live...

We will take them all.

We'll not bow to these inconvenient things like surface cracks.

We'll try and cross reference the data.

We're all just gonna get on board, hold hands and sing Kumbaya?

We're going down! We're going down!

We're gonna do our regular Saturday. Noah has music and Lil has karate.

We're gonna find a new home out here somewhere, right?

We're gonna need a bigger plane.

We're headed straight for the north face...

We're not making a baby in the supermarket.

We're not seeing soil liquefaction we'd expect...

We're receiving reports from all across the globe.

We've all been forced to make difficult decisions...

We've got to get the government airborne.

We've had thousands of calls. We had to shut it down.

We've lost communication.

Welcome to the People's Republic of China.

Well, of course they do.

Well, something like this could only originate in Hollywood, Bill.

Well, take the freeway, it'll be half the time.

Well, that must have been before his accident.

Well, that's just because I don't know him that well, maybe.

Well, they don't like us going over their fences...

Well, we talked about that.

Well, you don't like him, either.

Well...

Wha...? Just wanna tell everyone they're doomed?

What about sleeping? Have you been doing any of that lately?

What about the Speaker of the House?

What are the odds?

What are we gonna do? Where are we gonna go?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Tenzin works on the dam.

What color are your passes?

What do we do?

What do you think the chances are of an unknown writer...

What does Caltech have to say?

What exactly is the course of the Genesis right now?

What family?

What family?

What happened to your temp job?

What he said about you and Sasha, is it true?

What is happening? What's going on?

What is this? You could fit 10 people in here.

What the hell was that?

What the hell?

What was that?

What will they tell theirs?

What will you tell your children?

What, life isn't fair? is that it?

What, Lil'bee? I'm not, I'm not. I'm just... I'm doing something else.

What?

What?

What?

What's going on?

What's the status of Ark Number 3?

What's wrong with the gate?

What's wrong?

What's your problem?

When they tell you not to panic...

When's it gonna get here? Talk to me, Helmsley. When's it gonna hit?

Whenever you're ready, Mr. President.

Where are the flaps? The flaps are not down.

Where are you, Dad?

Where are you?

Where did they come from?

Where they gonna plug in their electric cars then?

Where's the goddamn map?

Where's the president, Sally?

Wherw's Gordon?

Which, under the circumstances, is not such a bad idea.

Who are they?

Who can help me with missing persons?

Who can read?

Who can write?

Who gave you this, Mommy?

Who is that?

Who is that? Who's speaking in the car?

Who should I say is calling?

Who's got authority? You've got the authority?

Whoa, look at these.

Whoa, man.

Why do they have anchors?

Why do you hate Gordon?

Why don't we make a baby?

Why don't you download my blog. It's free.

Why don't you two get comfy on that couch?

Why should I do that?

Will you relax? Yeah, I'll be there any second.

Would you mind keeping your nose out of my family?

Wow, that's a big plane.

Wrote a book, Farewell Atlantis.

Yeah, but I do.

Yeah, but these little mini quakes are really getting on my nerves.

Yeah, he helped me with research on my book.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, places where we can be safe.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, unstable.

Yeah, when I was a kid, my dad was on the road a lot.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I got it.

Yes, he is. Great pilot. Let's go.

Yes, I'm hurtling toward you as we speak.

Yes, Mr. Karpov.

Yes, please.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Who are you bringing?

Yes, sweetheart, I am.

Yes!

Yes. And all major sister faults in the Bay Area.

Yes. Do you think you've changed since we separated?

Yikes. That stinks.

You always act strange after he shows up.

You always had tunnel vision.

You believe those people would behave so selflessly...

You betrayed top secret information last year.

You can't go out there. Come back!

You could just block everything out and write.

You couldn't even keep your mouth shut.

You don't have to take all of us.

You don't remember that you just said that?

You gave up med school so you could have Noah.

You get it for free.

You get on that plane, son.

You got more important things to do now.

You guys would get along really, really well.

You have got to convince them.

You hear that?

You hold the light...

You know I cannot do that.

You know that old fool can't keep decent time by himself.

You know that this is a fundraiser, not a frat party, right?

You know, Curtis, I wasn't always businessman.

You know, your father is a very talented man.

You know...

You like him a lot, huh?

You look just like your mother when you get upset.

You lure them in with humor. Then you make them think.

You must abort. I repeat, you must abort.

You must understand, I have a very big family, Mr...?

You need to read this, sir. You need to read it now.

You never know. They...

You never would have gotten on that plane if I told you.

You practically raised him and Lilly by yourself...

You remember fun, don't you, Kate?

You should talk to him more often.

You shut up when I talk to my boy, understand?

You suggesting this could be the beginning of the Cho Ming operation?

You sure you don't wanna come with, man?

You take care now. Take care of yourself.

You think I didn't know about you and Sasha?

You wanna donate your passes to a couple of Chinese workers...

You were mysterious on the phone. Why didn't you attend the conference?

You, be careful with the landing gear.

You'd have to be Bill Gates or Rupert Murdoch...

You'd have to keep a thing like this under wraps.

You're a crazy little dude.

You're a lucky man, Jackson.

You're about to meet the president.

You're cramping my style, baby. There we are.

You're in a restricted area, sir.

You're just saying that because he liked my book.

You're not by any chance the Jackson Curtis...

You're taking them camping in a limo?

You're telling me that the North Pole...

You've come on a good day, my friend.

You've got to see this.

Your 7 year old still wets her bed. That's something you should know.

Your daughter is with me!

Your message said the count doubled after the last solar eruptions.

Your predictions haven't exactly panned out, have they, doctor?

Yuri bear, tell him to bring the raincoat for Caesar.

Yuri, it's a mistake. A joke, right?

Yuri, where are you going?

Yuri! What are we doing?

Yuri.

Yuri. Yuri.

Zero.

Zultan, listen to me...

0.2 mil surface compression on bow sensors, captain.

... and I'm gonna go talk to the pirate. Okay.

... and passing the hat around again. It's okay. It's okay.

... by tomorrow we will all be one! Charlie.

... Mount Bighorn, elevation 2779 feet. Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

... who's the reason we're all here. Oh, for God's sake.

All right, here. Here. Hold that for a minute, will you?

All right. Okay?

Always remember folks: That's weird.

Anything? Yeah, there's fuel.

Are you a pilot? Yeah.

Better wake up the kids. Yeah.

Buckle up! Lilly.

But do you got a traveler for the road? This is my last...

But where are they taking us? It'll be all right.

By what degree? 1.2 degrees, but it's still moving.

Can we talk to them? I'm gonna try and connect us.

Can you zoom in? Yeah.

Carl Anheuser, acting CIC, Ark 4. Yes, sir.

Come here, Lil. Grab my hand. Come on, Lil. Lilly, you okay?

Come on, let's check it out. Grwat.

Come on, let's go. Run! Don't look back!

Come on! Take her! Get in, honey, get in.

Come on. At 2345 last night...

Come on. Get in the car.

Curtis, you're... You knew. This whole time you knew.

Dad, hurry! Run!

Dad, look! No. We're not gonna make it! Careful!

Dad, what's wrong? Well, Sasha said we gotta land...

Dad. I wanna help you. No, no. You are helping me, buddy.

Dad. Wait, I wanna go with you. No, Noah.

Does anybody have any money? I do, I do.

Don't go! it won't start. it won't start.

Double checked the numbers? Triple checked, my friend.

Eighty's good. Oh, screw it. Here we go.

Everybody on? Are we ready? Jackson!

Excuse me. She's a patient, honey.

Fireworks? What fireworks? Daddy. Daddy, over there.

Go faster. I'm trying.

Gordon, where are you? Where did you go?

Gordon! Go, go, go!

Gotta go check it out. Okay.

Grandma. Grandpa, Nima is here!

Grumpy Grumperson. Daddy, look at this.

Hard to port. Aye, captain. Hard to port.

Harry. I need a double right now.

He did it! He did it.

He was. Are you sure?

He's gotta be around somewhere. Let's go back.

He's gotta go to church now? He's praying, sir.

Hello there. Hello, handsome.

Hello? I need to talk to Mommy.

Hey! Hey!

Hey. You okay?

Hey. is this your plane? Yes.

Hi, Daddy. Hi, baby.

Hi, Mommy. Let me speak to Daddy, sweetie.

Hit the deck, brace yourselves. Okay, let's go!

Holy...! Oh, God.

How are you, sweetie? Good.

How long do we have? Fifteen minutes. Maybe.

I could not save us. He has gone back in. He will fix it.

I didn't buy it. No?

I don't know what, but something. Ships?

I got you! Get out of the way!

I have no idea. Where is he? He's the commander in chief now, sir.

I liked that song. We lost it.

I love you. Love you, Mom.

I made that fish curry you love. I can't wait.

I need yourjacket. What?

I saw you looking at her. I wasn't looking at her.

I thought you were toast. No. Where are the spaceships?

I will show you, Adrian, sir. Satnam, stop siring me.

I work for the White House. I don't care.

I'm gonna be there in five minutes. Plane? What?

I'm losing you. Roland? Laura, can you hear me?

I'm not ready for that, Jackson. Stop calling me that.

I've gotta do my preflight check. Let him concentrate.

In English. The activity on the coast...

it's gigantic. Satnam, what happened?

It's important, sir. You know what? It always is.

It's in the Range Rover. Curtis.

Jackson, reach for my hand. Dad, you can make it, come on.

Jackson. What are you doing here? Yeah.

Just getting back from vacation, sir. Good. That is good.

Karpov! We need help.

Kate, we got him. Jackson, bring back my child now.

Kate, where is he? What's he doing? I don't know.

Kids, buckle up, we're leaving. This is my dad. We're gonna wait.

Let's move, everybody. Come on. Run!

Lilly! Help, Daddy!

Lilly! Lilly!

Listen up. It's amazing. I'm reading your book.

Love you, honey. Bye.

Mommy. Take her, take her. I'll be right back.

Morning, Jackson. Hi.

Move it! Hold on to those eggs, dear.

Move. Quick, quick! Move!

Nice ride. Thanks.

No, Daddy! Dad, look. Dad, look.

No, Daddy. Hang on, baby. Hang on!

No, Lilly! Hold Mommy's hand and stay close.

No, no. Lil. Lil, no! It's all right. Just fill it up.

No, we're not, we're gonna die. No. We're not.

No! Lilly! Mommy!

Oh, God. Okay, I think I got it.

Oh, my God. Hang on!

Oh, my God. Kate, we have to go.

Okay, right away. What's happening?

Okay, so, Lil... Oh, yeah. You tell him.

On the Nampan Plateau. What?

Please continue, Adrian. Thank you, sir.

Pleasure. It was a great pleasure meeting you.

Pull! Pull! Come on.

Push. Pushing.

Right away. Taylor? Aye, captain. Standing by.

Sasha, now! Okay, okay. Take a deep breath.

Sir, you can't stay here. I have plane here.

Sir? The First Daughter.

So don't be on your computer. Got it.

So this time, we hit Japan. So?

Somebody would blow the whistle. Every once in a while...

Something's jamming the hydraulics. Then get it out, for Chris sake.

Still? Yes.

Stop what you're doing. Jackson?

Stop! Stop! Please! Hey! Hold it!

Take care. Okay.

Tamara! I'm coming.

Tamara. What are you doing here?

Tell the captain we're taking off. You don't have the authority.

Thank God. Mommy.

Thank you. Yes, sir.

Thanks for bringing them home early. Yeah.

That guy's crazy, right, Daddy? I don't think so.

That was so cool. Yeah, that was intense.

That's against regulation. Careful, careful.

That's disgusting. Oh, yeah?

The flooding is coming this way? Mary. Where are we set up?

The helicopters. Craziest place I've seen.

The mid ship anchor is hit. We're destabilizing.

There's no other way. But it's a suicide mission, sir.

They are opening the gates. Go. Go.

They're selling seats. Put me down for three.

Those helicopters were so cool. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Too fast! We're not gonna make it. Distance to impact: 50 meters.

Trust me, you're the guy. I'm not being modest about this.

Unbelievable. I hope you're hungry, Adrian.

We gotta work as a team, okay? Okay.

We have nothing to fear, Charlie. Good for you, Bill. Thanks for calling.

We have to get through here. Excuse me.

We have to let these people in! They're in God's hands now.

We have to stop the bleeding. Mom, how about my belt?

We need to go this way. All new passengers:

We need you to come with us. Right. Right.

We'll be back. Jackson, hurry, please.

We're going live. Where is it?

We're good. We're okay.

We're not there yet. Gordon, take off.

What about it? Oh, we lost it all. in Vegas.

What are you doing? Gotta go.

What are you talking about? You told your father...

What do you think you're doing? I know what I'm doing. Turn it on.

What happened to the lake? That's what we're trying to find out.

What the hell was that? I don't know, but it's not good.

What? The capital's been hit by a 9.4.

When do we let the country know? What do you mean?

Where are your Pull Ups, sweetie? I have them on.

Where does this ladder go? To the zoological bay!

Where have you been all my life? Gift shop.

Where's it centered? North Chesapeake Bay.

Where's Noah? I'm right here, Lil.

Where's your dad? He was right behind me.

Wherw is Sasha? Wherw is Sasha? Come on. Let's go.

Which way? We can't get there.

Who are these people? No, wait.

Who do you report to? Lee Cavazos.

Who wants pancakes? Come on. Me.

Who's that? Our pilot!

Yeah? Get my boys as fast as you can.

Yeah. So look, I gotta eat.

Yes, hello? Curtis, where are you?

You heard it first from Charlie. Yeah, just when he said that?

You know your way? Yeah.

You said you'd stay with us. We gotta buckle up. Let's go.

You see your boy? Not as much as I'd like.

You wanna jeopardize the president? Come on.

You're gonna wish you took a shower. Sir?

Yuri! Takeoffs are canceled.

Yuri! Zultan!

...38 victories, 34 knockouts...

...a Fellow of quantum physics at the university in Chennai.

...and civilization means to work together to create a better life.

...and get you people in.

...and I believe I may also speak for the Italian prime minister...

...and it's gonna be a little bumpy and maybe a little wet.

...and Japan, agree.

...and Marilyn Monroe.

...and nothing civilized about what we're doing here.

...and suddenly act like microwaves.

...and that the whole area back there is unstable.

...and then Chicago...

...and then St. Louis...

...and then, at long last...

...and we're close to where we wanted to go.

...and you wanted to be introduced as her big brother?

...and you will die.

...and zero girlfriends.

...apart from books and art...

...are coming from the vessels in Cho Ming.

...are said to have adhered to the Mayan Quiche calendar...

...as a tiny little puff of smoke.

...because I gotta get back to Earth.

...but fortunately, there were no fatalities or injuries reported.

...but from right here, right in the air pocket, okay?

...but I believe these words reflect the spirit of all of our faiths:

...but it looks like we lost it.

...but the Himalayas are no longer the roof of the world.

...but there is no more ocean...

...but we have tickets to go on a big ship.

...by a series of major earthquakes.

...call me every night and quiz me.

...can ask his daughter for forgiveness.

...catastrophe has struck our nation...

...caused by an alignment of the planets in our solar system...

...causing the highest neutrino count we've ever recorded.

...coming from the east.

...demanding a lift of the information blackout.

...desperately fighting for the last remaining resources.

...do you think there's anything else we might possibly share in the future?

...due to the Sun's destructive forces.

...expect the formation of gigantic tsunamis...

...families can say goodbye to each other.

...flying in and out all morning, and trust me, they did not look happy.

...get sucked into the gurgling maw of the Pacific.

...going on the West Coast with all those surface cracks.

...has not turned out to be as extreme as we expected.

...has struck the world.

...have mutated into a new kind of nuclear particle.

...have taken their message of the end...

...here in the ancient Mayan city of Tikal.

...hidden in some bunker in Switzerland.

...how to retain some semblance of government after it falls apart.

...I know that she's safe. Do you understand?

...I recommend we evacuate immediately.

...if we start our future with an act of cruelty.

...in a tsunami in eastern India.

...in hot zones across the globe.

...in the last 48 hours.

...in the year 2012, a cataclysmic event will unfold...

...is headed for Las Vegas.

...is increasing at a rapid rate, much faster than anticipated.

...is now somewhere in Wisconsin?

...is we had one hell of a great kid too.

...it will bring an end to this world on winter solstice, 12 21 12.

...it's a pretty big ship, son.

...it's Air Force One.

...it's not in the Alps.

...it's the end of the world in 2012.

...just a thank you...

...knowing that their own lives were at stake?

...knowing that you'll survive?

...leaving the crust of our planet free to shift.

...let's get ready to rumble!

...no matter how hard they hit us.

...no matter what happens, okay?

...not afraid to tell the truth.

...of Mount Everest, Mr. Anheuser.

...of our great Lama Rinpoche.

...of what is the rim of the world's largest super volcano...

...on her own terms, okay?

...on the 21st of December of this year...

...or any evidence of fracture propagation within the tectonic plates.

...or some Russian billionaire or something.

...our sister arks, Numbers 6 and 7, have joined our course.

...put this plan in jeopardy.

...she never wanted to see me again. So be it.

...she's in a wheelchair, and she's easily confused.

...shouldn't we be issuing warnings now?

...so I was a fat kid.

...some poor little sucker tries.

...somewherw in South China Sea.

...soon to become the world's largest active volcano.

...taking the most severe hit in Los Angeles.

...that an extremely hazardous ash cloud...

...that is, the cement that holds our land mass in place...

...that large areas of land are underwater.

...that reminds us we are still sharing our memories, hopes and ideas.

...that the core of the Earth will melt. That's the inside part of the orange...

...that the organization that I work for is a sham.

...that there's supposed to be a galactic alignment...

...that this planet had an expiration date.

...that we are heading for the biggest solar climax in recorded history.

...that, at first, I refused to believe it.

...that's when you run!

...the dam is a ship! The government lied to us.

...the fighting machine from the Ukraine...

...the Hopis, the I Ching...

...the undefeated number one ranked heavyweight challenger:

...there's no going back. You understand that?

...this will be the last time I address you.

...this would've been impossible.

...through the concerted efforts...

...to fight for their lives best way they can?

...to send all of Yellowstone into outer space?

...to the southwest.

...to the strwets all over the U.S.

...Tokyo seems to have taken the full force of the earthquake.

...was not just an enemy of the state, they're an enemy of humanity.

...was to hold a press conference at the Louvre this morning.

...we are on our way to China.

...we are one family stepping into the darkness together.

...we had basically zero earthquake activity in Southern California...

...we have an obligation to stick to this plan...

...we have confirmed its validity.

...we have raised $1.7 million.

...we vote to let these people come in.

...we'll have clear skies and moderate to good air quality.

...went down in the ash cloud outside of Pittsburgh.

...what exactly is it that's gonna start in Hollywood?

...when I went camping with the kids...

...when Malibu and Beverly Hills...

...where Princess Diana died in 1997.

...which every nation on this flotilla has signed up for.

...which predicts the end of time to occur...

...while he sat writing that junk.

...who barely sold 500 copies, making it aboard this plane?

...who has also decided to stay behind and trust in prayer.

...who wrote Farewell Atlantis, are you?

...will first envelop Vegas...

...will soon come to an end.

...with the exception of the Italian prime minister...

...yes, I was.

...you be my guest.

...you first must empty your cup.

...you heard it first from Charlie!

...you know I couldn't leave Tony alone.

...your English is more than sufficient for what I have to say.

...your mom and I, we...

...your race, your country, your god.