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Orgazmo (1997) Orgazmo is a comedy film released in 1997, written and directed by Trey Parker, who also stars in the film.

Orgazmo (1997)

Orgazmo is a comedy film released in 1997, written and directed by Trey Parker, who also stars in the film. The hilariously outrageous plot revolves around Joe Young (played by Trey Parker), a devout Mormon who accidentally becomes a pornographic film star named "Orgazmo." As Joe struggles with his newfound identity and conflicting beliefs, he encounters various eccentric characters, including a sleazy director played by Matt Stone (of South Park fame) and a sidekick named Ben Chapleski played by Dian Bachar.

This cult classic is filled with over-the-top humor, absurd situations, and sharp social commentary. Parker's signature style shines through, as the film explores controversial themes in a satirical and politically incorrect manner. Orgazmo pushes the boundaries of comedy and takes on the adult film industry, religion, and the complexities of personal identity.

Looking to experience the sounds and music of Orgazmo? You can play and download the hilarious soundtrack and memorable dialogue here. Get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and taboo-shattering humor.
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A Cup, look what you did here!
A Cup, look what you did here!
A movie? Like a Hollywood movie?
A movie? Like a Hollywood movie?
A sequel? Yeah.
A sequel? Yeah.
A sequel? You wanna do a sequel? Shh.
A sequel? You wanna do a sequel? Shh.
A stunt... cock?
A stunt... cock?
A... Ass Fuck Twins.
A... Ass Fuck Twins.
Aa aa aah!
Aa aa aah!
Actually, I take that back. That guy was pointing a gun at me. He could've shot me, Ben.
Actually, I take that back. That guy was pointing a gun at me. He could've shot me, Ben.
Ah ah ah ah ah! One more step and I'll slice her.
Ah ah ah ah ah! One more step and I'll slice her.
Ah, what the fuck.
Ah, what the fuck.
Ah! Hey, hey, hey!
Ah! Hey, hey, hey!
Al I right, fuck it.
Al I right, fuck it.
Al I right.
Al I right.
All male actors shave their balls, Joe.
All male actors shave their balls, Joe.
All ready to leave, huh?
All ready to leave, huh?
All right, kid. Look. This is the last scene for the day. You okay?
All right, kid. Look. This is the last scene for the day. You okay?
All right, mellow out. I'll make it bigger.
All right, mellow out. I'll make it bigger.
All right, so what's the plan? Why you asking me?
All right, so what's the plan? Why you asking me?
All right! All right already! It's over there.
All right! All right already! It's over there.
All right. Make it $7,000.
All right. Make it $7,000.
All right. You give me some nice close ups.
All right. You give me some nice close ups.
All these years, I don't know what I've been running from.
All these years, I don't know what I've been running from.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
Almost forgotten how beautiful you are.
Almost forgotten how beautiful you are.
Almost. Mm hmm.
Almost. Mm hmm.
Amazing. You made this thing, huh?
Amazing. You made this thing, huh?
An exclusive look at the story behind the crossover success of the decade.
An exclusive look at the story behind the crossover success of the decade.
And action!
And action!
And action!
And action!
And action.
And action.
And action.
And action.
And And I did this all for you and for for us.
And And I did this all for you and for for us.
And Choda Boy!
And Choda Boy!
And Choda Boy. Now it's time for us to repay you.
And Choda Boy. Now it's time for us to repay you.
And cut. Stunt cock.
And cut. Stunt cock.
And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are Al I idiots! Yeah!
And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are Al I idiots! Yeah!
And I get some serious cash for it. What's this here?
And I get some serious cash for it. What's this here?
And I need the money for our wedding and for a place to live.
And I need the money for our wedding and for a place to live.
And I think they were putting the checks through the big check processor.
And I think they were putting the checks through the big check processor.
And I want to share my love of Jesus with you.
And I want to share my love of Jesus with you.
And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.
And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.
And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.
And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.
And I'm not doing any ass licking today. I told you that, right?
And I'm not doing any ass licking today. I told you that, right?
And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out with my specially designed sex toys.
And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out with my specially designed sex toys.
And if one of the thugs tries to stop us, we fuck his shit up!
And if one of the thugs tries to stop us, we fuck his shit up!
And just whupped my sorry black ass.
And just whupped my sorry black ass.
And look tough, you fucking pansy!
And look tough, you fucking pansy!
And many Toms as well.
And many Toms as well.
And one of the styles was hamster.
And one of the styles was hamster.
And that's the way it went down, man.
And that's the way it went down, man.
And then widening out to an establishing shot.
And then widening out to an establishing shot.
And this year's John Holmes Award goes to...
And this year's John Holmes Award goes to...
And we'll get started right away.
And we'll get started right away.
And we're sucking.
And we're sucking.
And we're with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints. Who?
And we're with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints. Who?
And who the hell are you to change that?
And who the hell are you to change that?
And you don't even have to fuck.
And you don't even have to fuck.
And you don't see a problem with this?
And you don't see a problem with this?
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
And you give me a nice, slowzoom...
And you give me a nice, slowzoom...
And you have your ass back here tomorrow a.m.!
And you have your ass back here tomorrow a.m.!
And you tell him if he doesn't act in my film,
And you tell him if he doesn't act in my film,
And, Haruko, you sit right here, darling.
And, Haruko, you sit right here, darling.
And... and having a nice place to live, and I wanted to have it all for you.
And... and having a nice place to live, and I wanted to have it all for you.
Any sign at all.
Any sign at all.
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
Are you gonna sign the papers? Your mama!
Are you gonna sign the papers? Your mama!
Are you making a movie here? Yeah.
Are you making a movie here? Yeah.
Are you making a movie here? Yeah.
Are you making a movie here? Yeah.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Aren't you glad see me? Haven't you missed me?
Aren't you glad see me? Haven't you missed me?
Bad dog. Shoo!
Bad dog. Shoo!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
Because it won't, gosh darn it!
Because it won't, gosh darn it!
Because of their love towards their brethren, and also towards us.
Because of their love towards their brethren, and also towards us.
Ben Chapleski. I play Choda Boy.
Ben Chapleski. I play Choda Boy.
Ben, could... could you give me a hand here, Ben?
Ben, could... could you give me a hand here, Ben?
Ben, do you think people will see this video in Utah?
Ben, do you think people will see this video in Utah?
Ben, I'm... sorry you had to use your hamster style.
Ben, I'm... sorry you had to use your hamster style.
Ben, L.A. needs us.
Ben, L.A. needs us.
Ben! Use your hamster style.
Ben! Use your hamster style.
Biff, yeah.
Biff, yeah.
Bilbo!
Bilbo!
Bitch.
Bitch.
Boy, I'll say.
Boy, I'll say.
Boy, I've never seen Mr. Orbison like that.
Boy, I've never seen Mr. Orbison like that.
Breasts?
Breasts?
Bring me my stunt cock.
Bring me my stunt cock.
Burn, man, burn!
Burn, man, burn!
But are there people having intercourse?
But are there people having intercourse?
But he has a twin brother who wants revenge now.
But he has a twin brother who wants revenge now.
But he killed himself, didn't he?
But he killed himself, didn't he?
But Homie don't play that!
But Homie don't play that!
But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry as long as I sleep on the couch, right?
But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry as long as I sleep on the couch, right?
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
But I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band. That's nice, Dave.
But I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band. That's nice, Dave.
But I think fire is very romantic.
But I think fire is very romantic.
But I think unicorns are kick ass.
But I think unicorns are kick ass.
But I... am Sancho.
But I... am Sancho.
But I'm afraid it goes against my beliefs.
But I'm afraid it goes against my beliefs.
But I'm really gonna miss you guys when this show's over.
But I'm really gonna miss you guys when this show's over.
But if you have two Ph.D.'s, why do you do these kind of movies?
But if you have two Ph.D.'s, why do you do these kind of movies?
But if you're such a scientific genius,
But if you're such a scientific genius,
But Lisa is so important to me.
But Lisa is so important to me.
But men are always in a position of power.
But men are always in a position of power.
But Orgazmo beats him, right? How?
But Orgazmo beats him, right? How?
But that's nothin' for a man of your talent.
But that's nothin' for a man of your talent.
But then if I could figure out cold fusion,
But then if I could figure out cold fusion,
But you had to know that I didn't want this.
But you had to know that I didn't want this.
But, Lisa, they're giving me $40,000 this time.
But, Lisa, they're giving me $40,000 this time.
But... But what about me?
But... But what about me?
By the time I finally got this old mama to work,
By the time I finally got this old mama to work,
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye. God bless.
Bye bye. God bless.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Calm down. It's okay. It's just powering up. It's okay.
Calm down. It's okay. It's just powering up. It's okay.
Can I call you back later? Sure, sure.
Can I call you back later? Sure, sure.
Catch.
Catch.
Choda Boy!
Choda Boy!
Choda Boy!
Choda Boy!
Cock rocket!
Cock rocket!
Cock, a stunt cock.
Cock, a stunt cock.
Come here, you little... Whatever you are.
Come here, you little... Whatever you are.
Come here! Wait, wait, wait, no!
Come here! Wait, wait, wait, no!
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on baby. Ohh, ohh, yeah!
Come on baby. Ohh, ohh, yeah!
Come on now! Come on!
Come on now! Come on!
Come on now. Oh, oh, baby.
Come on now. Oh, oh, baby.
Come on, baby. Knock it off. We're not rolling!
Come on, baby. Knock it off. We're not rolling!
Come on, boys, grease 'em up. Oh, another day, another dollar.
Come on, boys, grease 'em up. Oh, another day, another dollar.
Come on, Hung. You gotta at least look like you're enjoying this.
Come on, Hung. You gotta at least look like you're enjoying this.
Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here.
Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here.
Come on, Joe. Up the stairs!
Come on, Joe. Up the stairs!
Come on, people. Let's get shooting! Mr. Orbison.
Come on, people. Let's get shooting! Mr. Orbison.
Come on, shit bird.
Come on, shit bird.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Do me again.
Come on. Do me again.
Come on. Get that camera up! Don't yell at me.
Come on. Get that camera up! Don't yell at me.
Come on. Hey, listen, it's the way people in this club dress, all right?
Come on. Hey, listen, it's the way people in this club dress, all right?
Come on. I wanna show you something.
Come on. I wanna show you something.
Come on. Oh, that's good.
Come on. Oh, that's good.
Come on. Sign the paper!
Come on. Sign the paper!
Come on. Who's your little flower now? Lisa.
Come on. Who's your little flower now? Lisa.
Come on. You better check yourself before you make me wreck yourself.
Come on. You better check yourself before you make me wreck yourself.
Could stop Maxxx Orbison?
Could stop Maxxx Orbison?
Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
Curses!
Curses!
Curses?
Curses?
Cut off their balls!
Cut off their balls!
Cut, cut, cut! Goddamn it, cut!
Cut, cut, cut! Goddamn it, cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut! Goddamn it!
Cut! Goddamn it!
Cut. Stunt Cock!
Cut. Stunt Cock!
Daddy's here to take me to choir practice, Joe.
Daddy's here to take me to choir practice, Joe.
Dave, calm down. Yeah? Right. Sorry.
Dave, calm down. Yeah? Right. Sorry.
Did someone say my name? Orgazmo! Orgazmo!
Did someone say my name? Orgazmo! Orgazmo!
Did you really think that a stupid little twerp like you...
Did you really think that a stupid little twerp like you...
Did you say something?
Did you say something?
Ding dong! Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding!
Ding dong! Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding!
Do you understand what I mean?
Do you understand what I mean?
Do you want your money or not, Hung?
Do you want your money or not, Hung?
Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero. I'm a Latter day Saint.
Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero. I'm a Latter day Saint.
Don't hurt her... her.
Don't hurt her... her.
Don't pull the tape off my mouth. Oh.
Don't pull the tape off my mouth. Oh.
Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!
Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
Don't you get it? Neutered Man!
Don't you get it? Neutered Man!
Don't you think Heavenly Father has something...
Don't you think Heavenly Father has something...
Don't you think I noticed that!
Don't you think I noticed that!
Drop him. Right.
Drop him. Right.
Easy shot.
Easy shot.
Especially today. I mean, look at this party.
Especially today. I mean, look at this party.
Especially you, Clark, you pig fucking hunk o' shit!
Especially you, Clark, you pig fucking hunk o' shit!
Everybody does. Now, let's see. Joe Young, right? Right.
Everybody does. Now, let's see. Joe Young, right? Right.
Everybody in the business is here today.
Everybody in the business is here today.
Excuse me, what movie is this?
Excuse me, what movie is this?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Fie on you, Satan!
Fie on you, Satan!
Find yourself another Orgazmo!
Find yourself another Orgazmo!
Fool!
Fool!
For choir practice, I know.
For choir practice, I know.
For selling smack to Nazis.
For selling smack to Nazis.
For the time is at hand that all men shall reap a reward of their works.
For the time is at hand that all men shall reap a reward of their works.
Forty thousand dollars.
Forty thousand dollars.
From now on, if someone wants to turn to a life of crime, they'll have to answer to Orgazmo.
From now on, if someone wants to turn to a life of crime, they'll have to answer to Orgazmo.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Fuck off! You dirty girl! Oh, I can do that.
Fuck off! You dirty girl! Oh, I can do that.
Fuck, dude, it couldn't be scripted any better than that.
Fuck, dude, it couldn't be scripted any better than that.
Geddy Lee, best bass player ever. Come on!
Geddy Lee, best bass player ever. Come on!
Geddy Lee!
Geddy Lee!
Geez, where are you from, Iowa or something?
Geez, where are you from, Iowa or something?
Genius.
Genius.
Get back in there...
Get back in there...
Get back to work!
Get back to work!
Get off. Off me, you stupid...
Get off. Off me, you stupid...
Get outta here. I'll see you on set tomorrow.
Get outta here. I'll see you on set tomorrow.
Get this fuck!
Get this fuck!
Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.
Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.
Get up now! I'm gonna whup your ass!
Get up now! I'm gonna whup your ass!
Give it a shot.
Give it a shot.
Give it to Mama. Come on! Aw, heck!
Give it to Mama. Come on! Aw, heck!
Give it... Oh, give it to me, you big stud.
Give it... Oh, give it to me, you big stud.
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
Go ahead. Lay down.
Go ahead. Lay down.
Go on. Yeah.
Go on. Yeah.
Go see who that is and kill them for disrupting my shoot!
Go see who that is and kill them for disrupting my shoot!
God bless us, every one!
God bless us, every one!
Goddamn it, cut!
Goddamn it, cut!
Goddamn it, I'm not gonna ask you again!
Goddamn it, I'm not gonna ask you again!
Goddamn it. Send him in.
Goddamn it. Send him in.
Goddamn! Did your breasts get bigger?
Goddamn! Did your breasts get bigger?
Golly, it's huge. Yeah.
Golly, it's huge. Yeah.
Good bye, Choda Boy. Good night.
Good bye, Choda Boy. Good night.
Good bye!
Good bye!
Good, good stuff. Yeah.
Good, good stuff. Yeah.
Good, we're sucking.
Good, we're sucking.
Good. And, Haruko, you say, Prepare to meet your doom!
Good. And, Haruko, you say, Prepare to meet your doom!
Good. Close enough. Joe, you say,
Good. Close enough. Joe, you say,
Goodness, gee. Is this all yours?
Goodness, gee. Is this all yours?
Gosh.
Gosh.
Got it!
Got it!
Got it.
Got it.
Grab ahold of the handle, and it should power up.
Grab ahold of the handle, and it should power up.
Guards! More guards!
Guards! More guards!
Guess there's no more...
Guess there's no more...
Guess there's no more...
Guess there's no more...
Ha ha ha! You twerp!
Ha ha ha! You twerp!
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Hamster? I don't think I've seen you do hamster.
Hamster? I don't think I've seen you do hamster.
Happy Tart? Oh, thank you.
Happy Tart? Oh, thank you.
Have you ever considered acting?
Have you ever considered acting?
Have you met our new Orgazmo? No.
Have you met our new Orgazmo? No.
He blocked. He wasn't supposed to block, and he broke my finger.
He blocked. He wasn't supposed to block, and he broke my finger.
He has no balls. Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him.
He has no balls. Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him.
He shouldn't block me then!
He shouldn't block me then!
He totally started it, Mr. Orbison. I... Just get to makeup, Hung.
He totally started it, Mr. Orbison. I... Just get to makeup, Hung.
He was killed by the C.I.A...
He was killed by the C.I.A...
He's gonna need a lot of help.
He's gonna need a lot of help.
He's so prissy and wholesome.
He's so prissy and wholesome.
Head to the back!
Head to the back!
Heavenly Father, may we serve you in the best way we know how.
Heavenly Father, may we serve you in the best way we know how.
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
Hell, I got Ph.D.'s in physics and engineering from M.I.T.
Hell, I got Ph.D.'s in physics and engineering from M.I.T.
Hello there. My name is Robert White. And I'm Joseph Young.
Hello there. My name is Robert White. And I'm Joseph Young.
Hello? Hi, honey!
Hello? Hi, honey!
Hello? Hi, Lis.
Hello? Hi, Lis.
Hello. Shut up.
Hello. Shut up.
Hello. We were just talking about you. How are you?
Hello. We were just talking about you. How are you?
Hence, it exploits people.
Hence, it exploits people.
Here they come, Choda Boy! Duck!
Here they come, Choda Boy! Duck!
Here. Here.
Here. Here.
Hey, can you walk around with that thing on?
Hey, can you walk around with that thing on?
Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
Hey, don't worry. If you really want something to happen,
Hey, don't worry. If you really want something to happen,
Hey, G Fresh, I want you to meet Orgazmo here.
Hey, G Fresh, I want you to meet Orgazmo here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, leave her alone. Don't you fuckin' tell me what to do!
Hey, hey, leave her alone. Don't you fuckin' tell me what to do!
Hey, hey, what about men, huh? He degrades them too.
Hey, hey, what about men, huh? He degrades them too.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Hey, how ya doin'?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, Hung. Just the man I wanted to talk to.
Hey, Hung. Just the man I wanted to talk to.
Hey, I knew you'd see it our way. Sign it!
Hey, I knew you'd see it our way. Sign it!
Hey, is that a new costume, Joe?
Hey, is that a new costume, Joe?
Hey, just between you and me,
Hey, just between you and me,
Hey, listen. Joe, that is a lot of money.
Hey, listen. Joe, that is a lot of money.
Hey, look, pal. You try having four dicks in you at one time. No, thank you.
Hey, look, pal. You try having four dicks in you at one time. No, thank you.
Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo, okay? Have you seen Mr. Orbison?
Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo, okay? Have you seen Mr. Orbison?
Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo!
Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo!
Hey, we can take a hint.
Hey, we can take a hint.
Hey, we're all normal people, man.
Hey, we're all normal people, man.
Hey, what do you think of this band? They're fine.
Hey, what do you think of this band? They're fine.
Hey, what do you think, ace? I don't like it. It doesn't have the spirit of the first one.
Hey, what do you think, ace? I don't like it. It doesn't have the spirit of the first one.
Hey, where are you and Lisa gonna have the wedding?
Hey, where are you and Lisa gonna have the wedding?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think we all need to calm down a little bit here.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think we all need to calm down a little bit here.
Hey, you know, it does... It does feel better to get it out.
Hey, you know, it does... It does feel better to get it out.
Hey, you know, you did a good job in there, man.
Hey, you know, you did a good job in there, man.
Hey, you wanna get some sushi tonight?
Hey, you wanna get some sushi tonight?
Hey, you were only giving me 300. How's your finger, Chechechez?
Hey, you were only giving me 300. How's your finger, Chechechez?
Hey, you're gonna let Orbison extort money from somebody like G Fresh?
Hey, you're gonna let Orbison extort money from somebody like G Fresh?
Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? No! I mean, yes.
Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? No! I mean, yes.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! This is private property.
Hey! This is private property.
Hi, Ben! Hey, Georgi.
Hi, Ben! Hey, Georgi.
Hi, cupcake. I'm home.
Hi, cupcake. I'm home.
Hi, fellas. I'm ready to fudge. Oh, my gosh!
Hi, fellas. I'm ready to fudge. Oh, my gosh!
Hi, honey. How are things in Utah?
Hi, honey. How are things in Utah?
Hi, how do you do? Hi, are we fucking?
Hi, how do you do? Hi, are we fucking?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. My name's Joseph Young. And I'm Robert White.
Hi. My name's Joseph Young. And I'm Robert White.
His parents, his friends, his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!
His parents, his friends, his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!
Hm!
Hm!
Hmm? You have no idea how much I've missed you, Lis.
Hmm? You have no idea how much I've missed you, Lis.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ho ho! It looks like you're up fucked river now, eh, kiddo?
Ho ho! It looks like you're up fucked river now, eh, kiddo?
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
How are you? Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
How are you? Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
How can we ever repay you?
How can we ever repay you?
How could you have sex with all of those women?
How could you have sex with all of those women?
How do you like that, G?
How do you like that, G?
How does a movie about a sex superhero become a box office smash?
How does a movie about a sex superhero become a box office smash?
How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
How ya doin', A Cup? Fuck you.
How ya doin', A Cup? Fuck you.
How'd you get that scratch? Oh, I'm sorry, G. I'm closing down.
How'd you get that scratch? Oh, I'm sorry, G. I'm closing down.
Huh? Why?
Huh? Why?
Huh. I didn't know it worked on animals. Bad, bad...
Huh. I didn't know it worked on animals. Bad, bad...
Hung, is that you? Don't you think you're taking this role a little bit too seriously?
Hung, is that you? Don't you think you're taking this role a little bit too seriously?
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah!
I 'll tell ya somethin', Joe.
I 'll tell ya somethin', Joe.
I actually hadn't received my money yet and I was wonder...
I actually hadn't received my money yet and I was wonder...
I actually just came by to collect the rest of my money. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, here. Here.
I actually just came by to collect the rest of my money. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, here. Here.
I ain't gonna givin' up my place.
I ain't gonna givin' up my place.
I am Sancho.
I am Sancho.
I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I have to say no.
I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I have to say no.
I bet you do. And I'm gonna give it to you.
I bet you do. And I'm gonna give it to you.
I can barely even lift it now. What is it?
I can barely even lift it now. What is it?
I can still smell that newspaper.
I can still smell that newspaper.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I can't let you do this. Oh, God!
I can't let you do this. Oh, God!
I can't quit, Lisa. We're still shooting.
I can't quit, Lisa. We're still shooting.
I can't. My finger is broke.
I can't. My finger is broke.
I can't. See, I have a fiancée. And if she ever...
I can't. See, I have a fiancée. And if she ever...
I could probably make a more compact version, but then I'd have to use cold fusion...
I could probably make a more compact version, but then I'd have to use cold fusion...
I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?
I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?
I didn't have sex with 'em. It was a stunt cock.
I didn't have sex with 'em. It was a stunt cock.
I do what I do, and I make a lot of money.
I do what I do, and I make a lot of money.
I don't get a whole lot of action from women.
I don't get a whole lot of action from women.
I don't know any of these people. I just came to get the rest of my money and go.
I don't know any of these people. I just came to get the rest of my money and go.
I don't know exactly when I lost control of my life, but I want it back!
I don't know exactly when I lost control of my life, but I want it back!
I don't know if I can.
I don't know if I can.
I don't know what's happened to you, Joe.
I don't know what's happened to you, Joe.
I don't know why the church makes it so expensive to have a wedding there.
I don't know why the church makes it so expensive to have a wedding there.
I don't know, Choda Boy. It's all Greek to me.
I don't know, Choda Boy. It's all Greek to me.
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
I don't know. Read the script, duder!
I don't know. Read the script, duder!
I don't like to talk about it.
I don't like to talk about it.
I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing,
I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing,
I don't think he's gonna show up. Oh, really?
I don't think he's gonna show up. Oh, really?
I don't think I can afford it. Yeah, I know what you mean.
I don't think I can afford it. Yeah, I know what you mean.
I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
I don't understand?
I don't understand?
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
I don't want anyone to know.
I don't want anyone to know.
I don't want the money if this is how you have to earn it!
I don't want the money if this is how you have to earn it!
I found out who's been beating up G Fresh. It's Orbison.
I found out who's been beating up G Fresh. It's Orbison.
I got it. We'll use a stunt cock.
I got it. We'll use a stunt cock.
I got the slim Johnson.
I got the slim Johnson.
I gotta cut your balls off now.
I gotta cut your balls off now.
I guess I never told you.
I guess I never told you.
I guess maybe I'm just running from myself.
I guess maybe I'm just running from myself.
I guess so. So, I...
I guess so. So, I...
I guess so. So, I...
I guess so. So, I...
I guess we don't have anything else to say.
I guess we don't have anything else to say.
I have an idea!
I have an idea!
I have to be out in two weeks. What? Why?
I have to be out in two weeks. What? Why?
I have to go, Joe. Daddy's here to pick me up...
I have to go, Joe. Daddy's here to pick me up...
I have to quit. Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!
I have to quit. Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!
I have to think about this. Can I think about this?
I have to think about this. Can I think about this?
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
I just quit. What?
I just quit. What?
I know it would be sinful to act in a movie that had sexual activity,
I know it would be sinful to act in a movie that had sexual activity,
I know, and that's why I agreed to do it.
I know, and that's why I agreed to do it.
I know. I know, I know, I know. Living together before we're married is strange.
I know. I know, I know, I know. Living together before we're married is strange.
I learned a lot of different kung fu styles.
I learned a lot of different kung fu styles.
I make you guys last sushi for half price.
I make you guys last sushi for half price.
I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yesterday.
I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yesterday.
I mean, we're pretty good. And I'm willing to bet that between the two of us, we can take these guys.
I mean, we're pretty good. And I'm willing to bet that between the two of us, we can take these guys.
I mean, you feel that little trigger on the handle there?
I mean, you feel that little trigger on the handle there?
I really beefed this script up.
I really beefed this script up.
I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.
I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.
I said, let her go!
I said, let her go!
I say unto you, 'Nay, they are many.
I say unto you, 'Nay, they are many.
I should have known you'd team up with Neutered Man, Lobstra!
I should have known you'd team up with Neutered Man, Lobstra!
I still have another week of mission work to do, but...
I still have another week of mission work to do, but...
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G Fresh anymore!
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G Fresh anymore!
I think I'm gonna be sick. Yeah, she's great.
I think I'm gonna be sick. Yeah, she's great.
I think it's better. I'm ready to go. Yeah?
I think it's better. I'm ready to go. Yeah?
I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future.
I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future.
I think we should start with a close up of my ass!
I think we should start with a close up of my ass!
I think we've done enough damage to this little operation anyway. Farewell, evildoers.
I think we've done enough damage to this little operation anyway. Farewell, evildoers.
I think you might find one thing in particular very interesting.
I think you might find one thing in particular very interesting.
I told you I ain't gonna sign.
I told you I ain't gonna sign.
I told you it works. Do me again.
I told you it works. Do me again.
I told you not to fuck with me! What did I say?
I told you not to fuck with me! What did I say?
I told you to make it bigger!
I told you to make it bigger!
I told you.
I told you.
I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many of these movies get made every month, nobody's even gonna notice.
I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many of these movies get made every month, nobody's even gonna notice.
I, uh... I had an interesting day. I got offered a part in a movie.
I, uh... I had an interesting day. I got offered a part in a movie.
I... It all happened so fast, Lis, but...
I... It all happened so fast, Lis, but...
I... You were right and I was wrong, and... Oh, look, Joe, Joe.
I... You were right and I was wrong, and... Oh, look, Joe, Joe.
I'd be a millionaire.
I'd be a millionaire.
I'd like to see you try!
I'd like to see you try!
I'd say we are. Ow!
I'd say we are. Ow!
I'll explain later, Lis. Right.
I'll explain later, Lis. Right.
I'll find a way to brea...
I'll find a way to brea...
I'll find a way to break free,
I'll find a way to break free,
I'll find a way to break free, Ass Fuck Twins!
I'll find a way to break free, Ass Fuck Twins!
I'll get you with my Orgazmo ray.
I'll get you with my Orgazmo ray.
I'll have that fucking postman for lunch.
I'll have that fucking postman for lunch.
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
I'll make that little mama's boy the biggest porn star in the country.
I'll make that little mama's boy the biggest porn star in the country.
I'll sure as Abraham try. Right.
I'll sure as Abraham try. Right.
I'll use my Orgazmorator.
I'll use my Orgazmorator.
I'll use my Orgazmorator.
I'll use my Orgazmorator.
I'll... screw you to death!
I'll... screw you to death!
I'm a bad, bad Mormon.
I'm a bad, bad Mormon.
I'm Elder Young, and this is Elder White. Well.
I'm Elder Young, and this is Elder White. Well.
I'm fine. Super. Why don't you go get into wardrobe,
I'm fine. Super. Why don't you go get into wardrobe,
I'm glad you could come over for dinner, Joe.
I'm glad you could come over for dinner, Joe.
I'm goin' back to Utah to be a normal Mormon again. I just came to say good bye.
I'm goin' back to Utah to be a normal Mormon again. I just came to say good bye.
I'm gonna blow her away.
I'm gonna blow her away.
I'm gonna send her away so you don't have to worry about her for a while.
I'm gonna send her away so you don't have to worry about her for a while.
I'm gonna think about this now.
I'm gonna think about this now.
I'm not a stud. I'm...
I'm not a stud. I'm...
I'm not afraid of Orgazmo.
I'm not afraid of Orgazmo.
I'm not an ass licker. Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.
I'm not an ass licker. Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.
I'm not Orgazmo!
I'm not Orgazmo!
I'm not Orgazmo! I am Sancho.
I'm not Orgazmo! I am Sancho.
I'm not staying in this town another hour!
I'm not staying in this town another hour!
I'm not used to workin' like this. Man, these European videos are kinky!
I'm not used to workin' like this. Man, these European videos are kinky!
I'm Orgazmo.
I'm Orgazmo.
I'm pissed off.
I'm pissed off.
I'm really excited to show you my laboratory where I design things.
I'm really excited to show you my laboratory where I design things.
I'm the mayor, I'm the governor, I'm the police and the crime!
I'm the mayor, I'm the governor, I'm the police and the crime!
I'm the only one in town...
I'm the only one in town...
I'm warnin' you, Hung!
I'm warnin' you, Hung!
I've been waiting for this!
I've been waiting for this!
I've got you now, Joe Young!
I've got you now, Joe Young!
If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Orbison down,
If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Orbison down,
If Orgazmo was here, he wouldn't let you do this to us.
If Orgazmo was here, he wouldn't let you do this to us.
If you ever wanna work in porno again, you'll do exactly what I say.
If you ever wanna work in porno again, you'll do exactly what I say.
In fact, I think it's a good thing.
In fact, I think it's a good thing.
In Salt Lake City, but it costs a lot of money.
In Salt Lake City, but it costs a lot of money.
In three days,
In three days,
Instead of the fission device that's inside of it now.
Instead of the fission device that's inside of it now.
Is it enough so that we can get married in the temple?
Is it enough so that we can get married in the temple?
Is this what you think Heavenly Father has intended for you?
Is this what you think Heavenly Father has intended for you?
Isn't good, Mr. Orbison. There's a problem... with your little guy.
Isn't good, Mr. Orbison. There's a problem... with your little guy.
Isn't that cool?
Isn't that cool?
It had a lot of parts.
It had a lot of parts.
It was... It was really good meeting you, really good.
It was... It was really good meeting you, really good.
It's a poignant story about some very important issues.
It's a poignant story about some very important issues.
It's all the patents I have.
It's all the patents I have.
It's his decision. Let him go.
It's his decision. Let him go.
It's just you and T Rex in this scene,
It's just you and T Rex in this scene,
It's not that heavy.
It's not that heavy.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's the Orgazmorator. I've made it work.
It's the Orgazmorator. I've made it work.
It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but...
It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but...
Jesus and I love you too, cupcake.
Jesus and I love you too, cupcake.
Jesus and I love you, Joe. Jesus and I love you too, Lis.
Jesus and I love you, Joe. Jesus and I love you too, Lis.
Jesus is gonna put an end to you.
Jesus is gonna put an end to you.
Jesus! Cut!
Jesus! Cut!
Jesus! Where?
Jesus! Where?
Jimmy, kick their ass. You kick their asses.
Jimmy, kick their ass. You kick their asses.
Jimmy, kick their asses. I'm tired of kickin' everybody's ass. I'm not kickin' their asses.
Jimmy, kick their asses. I'm tired of kickin' everybody's ass. I'm not kickin' their asses.
Jizzmaster Zero!
Jizzmaster Zero!
Joe, come on. Can we please just talk about this some more?
Joe, come on. Can we please just talk about this some more?
Joe, even if movies are a little crude now and then,
Joe, even if movies are a little crude now and then,
Joe, how could you?
Joe, how could you?
Joe, I just got the most amazing idea ever.
Joe, I just got the most amazing idea ever.
Joe, it's me.
Joe, it's me.
Joe, Joe, these are two of the hottest porn stars in Japan...
Joe, Joe, these are two of the hottest porn stars in Japan...
Joe, the police can't help.
Joe, the police can't help.
Joe, this really is crazy, but I think you might have been right.
Joe, this really is crazy, but I think you might have been right.
Joe, what the hell you doin'? He took her, Ben. Orbison took my cupcake!
Joe, what the hell you doin'? He took her, Ben. Orbison took my cupcake!
Joe!
Joe!
Joe! Did you think you could beat me, you cocky prick?
Joe! Did you think you could beat me, you cocky prick?
Joe?
Joe?
Joe?
Joe?
Joe? But what has Jizzmaster Zero done with the little, fat, retarded kid from Boise?
Joe? But what has Jizzmaster Zero done with the little, fat, retarded kid from Boise?
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Joe. Hi, Ben.
Joe. Hi, Ben.
John Quang Doe. Huh?
John Quang Doe. Huh?
Just as soon as you sign this little piece of paper.
Just as soon as you sign this little piece of paper.
Just get in there and fuck. But I haven't slapped my ass yet.
Just get in there and fuck. But I haven't slapped my ass yet.
Just leave her alone. You don't have any right... Kee yaah!
Just leave her alone. You don't have any right... Kee yaah!
Just let me get my book and go.
Just let me get my book and go.
Just let me get out of these clothes.
Just let me get out of these clothes.
Just one more thing, Orby. I did what you asked me. Huh?
Just one more thing, Orby. I did what you asked me. Huh?
Just shoot yourself in the foot or something. I gotta get cleaned off..
Just shoot yourself in the foot or something. I gotta get cleaned off..
Keep your mouth shut!
Keep your mouth shut!
Kind of stuff that... makes you feel good. It's good.
Kind of stuff that... makes you feel good. It's good.
Kiss her.
Kiss her.
Let me ask you a question. What would you say if someone offered you...
Let me ask you a question. What would you say if someone offered you...
Let's kick some ass, baby!
Let's kick some ass, baby!
Let's make some porno.
Let's make some porno.
Let's see how you like my cock rocket!
Let's see how you like my cock rocket!
Lights on. Lights are on and stable, Captain.
Lights on. Lights are on and stable, Captain.
Lisa, are you okay? Did he hurt you?
Lisa, are you okay? Did he hurt you?
Lisa, I love you.
Lisa, I love you.
Lisa, I... I thought nobody would never know. I I had no idea it would get this popular.
Lisa, I... I thought nobody would never know. I I had no idea it would get this popular.
Lisa, it's $20,000.
Lisa, it's $20,000.
Lisa, It's two more days; Two more days of shooting and then we'll have all the money we need.
Lisa, It's two more days; Two more days of shooting and then we'll have all the money we need.
Lisa, listen to me. You had your heart so set on being married in the temple,
Lisa, listen to me. You had your heart so set on being married in the temple,
Lisa!
Lisa!
Lisa! Who's your little flower now?
Lisa! Who's your little flower now?
Lisa?
Lisa?
Listen to me, Joe! You need to... No, no. You... You listen to me, Ben.
Listen to me, Joe! You need to... No, no. You... You listen to me, Ben.
Listen, kid. Mmm.
Listen, kid. Mmm.
Look out, suckers!
Look out, suckers!
Look, Hung. I've been pretty patient with you, but it's wearing thin.
Look, Hung. I've been pretty patient with you, but it's wearing thin.
Look, I didn't mean to hurt these people.
Look, I didn't mean to hurt these people.
Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time.
Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time.
Look, Joe. I know how crucial you are to Orgazmo's popularity.
Look, Joe. I know how crucial you are to Orgazmo's popularity.
Look, kid. It's two days' work, and I'll give you $5,000.
Look, kid. It's two days' work, and I'll give you $5,000.
Looks like he's sleeping with the fishes. See?
Looks like he's sleeping with the fishes. See?
Looks like they're all tied up at the moment.
Looks like they're all tied up at the moment.
M.I.T.? In Boston?
M.I.T.? In Boston?
Ma'am? You heard me.
Ma'am? You heard me.
Makes the old Johnson look bigger.
Makes the old Johnson look bigger.
Man, all I know is the little guys always get stepped on.
Man, all I know is the little guys always get stepped on.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo.
Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo.
Mark my words... I 'l I get you for this!
Mark my words... I 'l I get you for this!
May our decisions be rash, may we do what's right, and God bless us.
May our decisions be rash, may we do what's right, and God bless us.
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
Maybe I've been runnin' from my... From yourself. Right.
Maybe I've been runnin' from my... From yourself. Right.
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.
Me?
Me?
Me? Oh, yes. Actually, I majored in theater at B.Y.U.
Me? Oh, yes. Actually, I majored in theater at B.Y.U.
Merry Christmas. Oh!
Merry Christmas. Oh!
Mmm, nope.
Mmm, nope.
Mmm. Ohh!
Mmm. Ohh!
More important planned for your life? Who?
More important planned for your life? Who?
Move, fuck boy!
Move, fuck boy!
Mr. Orbison. It's Joe Young.
Mr. Orbison. It's Joe Young.
My blue harpoon tang should do the trick.
My blue harpoon tang should do the trick.
My contract does state that I can leave whenever I want.
My contract does state that I can leave whenever I want.
My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant.
My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant.
My goodness, you have such an attractive little garden here. Why, thank you, young man.
My goodness, you have such an attractive little garden here. Why, thank you, young man.
My name is Joe, Joe Young. How do you do?
My name is Joe, Joe Young. How do you do?
My name's Joe. I play a character named Orgazmo. Listen, don't get prancy with me, kiddo!
My name's Joe. I play a character named Orgazmo. Listen, don't get prancy with me, kiddo!
My sidekick? I have a sidekick? Yeah.
My sidekick? I have a sidekick? Yeah.
Na tooki!
Na tooki!
Nah, I was just thinking. Come on in.
Nah, I was just thinking. Come on in.
Nasty pigs. Got it.
Nasty pigs. Got it.
Natsuko and Haruko.
Natsuko and Haruko.
Need a hand?
Need a hand?
Need a hand?
Need a hand?
Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford, he's not Sancho.
Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford, he's not Sancho.
Neutered Man!
Neutered Man!
Neutered Man? Orgazmo's new archenemy.
Neutered Man? Orgazmo's new archenemy.
Never. I'll kill you first.
Never. I'll kill you first.
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
No one's gonna help you now, honey!
No one's gonna help you now, honey!
No problem.
No problem.
No, I can't!
No, I can't!
No, I couldn't. Go on, give yourself a treat.
No, I couldn't. Go on, give yourself a treat.
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
No, I gotta take a piss.
No, I gotta take a piss.
No, I gotta take a piss.
No, I gotta take a piss.
No, I think it's the same one we've always used. Oh.
No, I think it's the same one we've always used. Oh.
No, I vowed to my father I would never use hamster style again.
No, I vowed to my father I would never use hamster style again.
No, I... I don't think so.
No, I... I don't think so.
No, I... Maybe. My name's Joe.
No, I... Maybe. My name's Joe.
No, I'm not... I'm using a stunt thing.
No, I'm not... I'm using a stunt thing.
No, I'm serious. I...
No, I'm serious. I...
No, it was horrible! What are you talkin' about?
No, it was horrible! What are you talkin' about?
No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
No, no.
No, no.
No, not that! That feels good! Ow!
No, not that! That feels good! Ow!
No, they just said I'm a superhero.
No, they just said I'm a superhero.
No, Utah. Oh, I'm sorry.
No, Utah. Oh, I'm sorry.
No, wait a minute. See, now you're doin' what they told ya!
No, wait a minute. See, now you're doin' what they told ya!
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
No, you are not Sancho.
No, you are not Sancho.
No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Ass Fuck Twins.
No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Ass Fuck Twins.
No!
No!
No! I mean... I mean, boy boy, I'll say.
No! I mean... I mean, boy boy, I'll say.
No.
No.
No. Good. This is the scene...
No. Good. This is the scene...
No. You'll be fucking his stunt cock.
No. You'll be fucking his stunt cock.
Not like that.
Not like that.
Not so fast, guys. My Orgazmorator should take care of you.
Not so fast, guys. My Orgazmorator should take care of you.
Not so fast, happy pants.
Not so fast, happy pants.
Now I got ya!
Now I got ya!
Now I will kick your ass.
Now I will kick your ass.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Now this is how you kick somebody's ass.
Now this is how you kick somebody's ass.
Now you're gonna get some.
Now you're gonna get some.
Now, here's the pen. Here's the contract.
Now, here's the pen. Here's the contract.
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Now, how about we get really nasty?
Now, I'm warning you, kid: Don't fuck with me!
Now, I'm warning you, kid: Don't fuck with me!
Now, my need to kiss your ass is over!
Now, my need to kiss your ass is over!
Now, Natsuko, you go sit over here, right on the bed. Very good.
Now, Natsuko, you go sit over here, right on the bed. Very good.
Now, we got in there, we kicked their ass, got the contract and got out!
Now, we got in there, we kicked their ass, got the contract and got out!
Now, when we roll cameras, Natsuko, you say,
Now, when we roll cameras, Natsuko, you say,
Now, you be on set tomorrow a.m.,
Now, you be on set tomorrow a.m.,
Now, you go home and you tell your little fiancée that the wedding is off,
Now, you go home and you tell your little fiancée that the wedding is off,
Now, you're gonna finish this film, and then do you know what you’re gonna do?
Now, you're gonna finish this film, and then do you know what you’re gonna do?
Now... Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison. I said I don't wanna do it.
Now... Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison. I said I don't wanna do it.
Nuts.
Nuts.
Of course he looks familiar. He's Choda Boy in the film.
Of course he looks familiar. He's Choda Boy in the film.
Of course, Joe. Your money. You know, I was just over at the accounting department,
Of course, Joe. Your money. You know, I was just over at the accounting department,
Of course. You get a hundred bucks a scene.
Of course. You get a hundred bucks a scene.
Oh, boy, look at the time. Now, Choda Boy,
Oh, boy, look at the time. Now, Choda Boy,
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, come on, lover. Baby.
Oh, come on, lover. Baby.
Oh, come on. Fudge me now! Fudge me now!
Oh, come on. Fudge me now! Fudge me now!
Oh, excuse me. Hey, boss. This guy looks really familiar.
Oh, excuse me. Hey, boss. This guy looks really familiar.
Oh, fine.
Oh, fine.
Oh, gee. That man's right.
Oh, gee. That man's right.
Oh, good. 'Cause I'm so badly wanting it.
Oh, good. 'Cause I'm so badly wanting it.
Oh, hey, Joe. Oh, hi, Dave.
Oh, hey, Joe. Oh, hi, Dave.
Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?
Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?
Oh, I don't do those... Those kind of movies.
Oh, I don't do those... Those kind of movies.
Oh, I want it so bad.
Oh, I want it so bad.
Oh, is it any good?
Oh, is it any good?
Oh, Joe, I was so scared. Oh, I know, Lis. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
Oh, Joe, I was so scared. Oh, I know, Lis. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
Oh, Joe!
Oh, Joe!
Oh, Joe.
Oh, Joe.
Oh, just kickin' it! The dope rhymes on the smoothed out R & B tips. You know what I'm sayin'?
Oh, just kickin' it! The dope rhymes on the smoothed out R & B tips. You know what I'm sayin'?
Oh, kid. You look fucking fabeau! I see you met Choda Boy.
Oh, kid. You look fucking fabeau! I see you met Choda Boy.
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. What were you trying to say?
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. What were you trying to say?
Oh, Lisa, this is... this is Choda Boy. I I mean, Ben. Hello.
Oh, Lisa, this is... this is Choda Boy. I I mean, Ben. Hello.
Oh, Lisa.
Oh, Lisa.
Oh, Lisa.
Oh, Lisa.
Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.
Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.
Oh, my gosh, I don't know if I can go through with this.
Oh, my gosh, I don't know if I can go through with this.
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
Oh, no, kid. You'll get a stage name. Oh, good.
Oh, no, kid. You'll get a stage name. Oh, good.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I might have lost the only thing that really matters to me.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I might have lost the only thing that really matters to me.
Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!
Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!
Oh, no, no. Not the glass! I just replaced it!
Oh, no, no. Not the glass! I just replaced it!
Oh, no. Do something, Choda Dog! Mmm!
Oh, no. Do something, Choda Dog! Mmm!
Oh, no. Help!
Oh, no. Help!
Oh, no. Help.
Oh, no. Help.
Oh, no. That's all just special effects.
Oh, no. That's all just special effects.
Oh, poopy, $40,000. We could almost buy a house.
Oh, poopy, $40,000. We could almost buy a house.
Oh, quickly, Choda Dog, bite through these ropes!
Oh, quickly, Choda Dog, bite through these ropes!
Oh, Right. What are we gonna do against a gang of thugs?
Oh, Right. What are we gonna do against a gang of thugs?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! I knew it would come to this.
Oh, shit! I knew it would come to this.
Oh, shit! Over the wall! Ow!
Oh, shit! Over the wall! Ow!
Oh, shit! We're out of battery power! What?
Oh, shit! We're out of battery power! What?
Oh, so good.
Oh, so good.
Oh, sorry. We are not open yet.
Oh, sorry. We are not open yet.
Oh, that feels good.
Oh, that feels good.
Oh, that hurts so bad!
Oh, that hurts so bad!
Oh, that hurts.
Oh, that hurts.
Oh, that's a baby now. Lisa!
Oh, that's a baby now. Lisa!
Oh, that's okay. We're not hungry anyway.
Oh, that's okay. We're not hungry anyway.
Oh, that's Ted, the new stunt cock guy.
Oh, that's Ted, the new stunt cock guy.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Oh, the punks from next door got me to agree.
Oh, the punks from next door got me to agree.
Oh, this is the Book of Mormon. It's another testament of Jesus Christ.
Oh, this is the Book of Mormon. It's another testament of Jesus Christ.
Oh, this place is such a mess. I can't stand for you to see it like this.
Oh, this place is such a mess. I can't stand for you to see it like this.
Oh, we'll get our punk asses out of your fish bar...
Oh, we'll get our punk asses out of your fish bar...
Oh, well, Doc, how bad is it?
Oh, well, Doc, how bad is it?
Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in.
Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in.
Oh, what was I thinking?
Oh, what was I thinking?
Oh, when is your next shoot? I wanna come and watch.
Oh, when is your next shoot? I wanna come and watch.
Oh, whoopee!
Oh, whoopee!
Oh, with the Greek mythology and stuff? Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
Oh, with the Greek mythology and stuff? Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
Oh, yeah, I can too.
Oh, yeah, I can too.
Oh, yeah, that's right. Choda Boy. Good stuff.
Oh, yeah, that's right. Choda Boy. Good stuff.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah? Think you can use some of that pussy shit on me, man?
Oh, yeah? Think you can use some of that pussy shit on me, man?
Oh, yeah? You want some? You want some more?
Oh, yeah? You want some? You want some more?
Oh, yeah. G Fresh in the motherfucking house.
Oh, yeah. G Fresh in the motherfucking house.
Oh, yeah. Harder.
Oh, yeah. Harder.
Oh, yeah. I think he's over there someplace or something.
Oh, yeah. I think he's over there someplace or something.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Please excuse the mix up, please.
Oh, yeah. Please excuse the mix up, please.
Oh, yeah. This is my first time. I'm actually a normal person.
Oh, yeah. This is my first time. I'm actually a normal person.
Oh, yeah. You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Oh, yeah. You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Oh, yeah. You guys got me so horny!
Oh, yeah. You guys got me so horny!
Oh, you dirty bastard! Come on.
Oh, you dirty bastard! Come on.
Oh, you make me so hot now.
Oh, you make me so hot now.
Oh, you make me so hot!
Oh, you make me so hot!
Oh, you son of a bitch! Aah!
Oh, you son of a bitch! Aah!
Oh, you're the best, Joe!
Oh, you're the best, Joe!
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Oh! Did you call the police?
Oh! Did you call the police?
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Ah! Bad dog.
Oh. Ah! Bad dog.
Oh. Hello, ma'am.
Oh. Hello, ma'am.
Oh. Hey.
Oh. Hey.
Oh. Let them go, Neutered Man.
Oh. Let them go, Neutered Man.
Oh. My name's Dave.
Oh. My name's Dave.
Oh. So you must be the new Orgazmo.
Oh. So you must be the new Orgazmo.
Oh...
Oh...
Ohh, ho ho ho!
Ohh, ho ho ho!
Ohh, you feel so good inside, baby. Lisa!
Ohh, you feel so good inside, baby. Lisa!
Ohh! Oh, yeah!
Ohh! Oh, yeah!
Okay, hold on a second. Uh...
Okay, hold on a second. Uh...
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, okay. I 'll sign it.
Okay, okay. I 'll sign it.
Okay, people, let's do this. Roll camera.
Okay, people, let's do this. Roll camera.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Okay, people. Let's go.
Okay, people. Let's go. Come on. Set this up for me.
Okay, people. Let's go. Come on. Set this up for me.
Okay, this is what we're doing.
Okay, this is what we're doing.
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe.
Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe.
Okay. Let's shoot this.
Okay. Let's shoot this.
Okay. We go in the front door,
Okay. We go in the front door,
One more for Jesus.
One more for Jesus.
One, two!
One, two!
Ooh, come on now.
Ooh, come on now.
Ooh, oh, yeah!
Ooh, oh, yeah!
Oops! Wrong answer, Homie.
Oops! Wrong answer, Homie.
Or else I'm not gonna send her away.
Or else I'm not gonna send her away.
Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. See?
Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. See?
Orbison, who am I fucking in this scene?
Orbison, who am I fucking in this scene?
Orbison's mansion is like a fortress, Joe. There's no way you can do this by yourself. I know.
Orbison's mansion is like a fortress, Joe. There's no way you can do this by yourself. I know.
Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5, Orgazmo Twenty fucking seven If I want you to!
Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5, Orgazmo Twenty fucking seven If I want you to!
Orgazmo and Choda Boy break through the wall.
Orgazmo and Choda Boy break through the wall.
Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
Orgazmo, you saved us.
Orgazmo, you saved us.
Orgazmo!
Orgazmo!
Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
Orgazmo.
Orgazmo.
Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass.
Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Get off of me! Oww!
Ow! Get off of me! Oww!
Ow! I jammed my finger.
Ow! I jammed my finger.
Ow! Off. Me! Boss! We got a problem. He's here!
Ow! Off. Me! Boss! We got a problem. He's here!
Ow.
Ow.
Peace and happiness through all of eternity?
Peace and happiness through all of eternity?
Penetration is when the penis enters an orifice, Joe.
Penetration is when the penis enters an orifice, Joe.
Penetration you don't do, but you do have to get nasty with the ladies. That's the deal.
Penetration you don't do, but you do have to get nasty with the ladies. That's the deal.
Penetration? Who's gonna be penetrated?
Penetration? Who's gonna be penetrated?
Please, I don't wanna hurt you.
Please, I don't wanna hurt you.
Please, just give me a sign if you don't want me to do it.
Please, just give me a sign if you don't want me to do it.
Porno? Like as in pornographic?
Porno? Like as in pornographic?
Prepare da me your doo.
Prepare da me your doo.
Prepare da meet...
Prepare da meet...
Put her on the set.
Put her on the set.
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
Really? Come on!
Really? Come on!
Really? No.
Really? No.
Really? Well, wow.
Really? Well, wow.
Revenge?
Revenge?
Right here in the ancient Americas.
Right here in the ancient Americas.
Right.
Right.
Right. Uh, see, people wouldn't hire the Mormons because of their beliefs. Now...
Right. Uh, see, people wouldn't hire the Mormons because of their beliefs. Now...
Right. You're Orgazmo.
Right. You're Orgazmo.
Ring the bell! Ring the bell!
Ring the bell! Ring the bell!
Rocko! Stop them!
Rocko! Stop them!
Rodgers, you and pickle dick here go find that bastard.
Rodgers, you and pickle dick here go find that bastard.
Rodgers, you and pickle dick here go find that bastard.
Rodgers, you and pickle dick here go find that bastard.
Roll camera.
Roll camera.
Roll cameras.
Roll cameras.
Rub her breasts or something.
Rub her breasts or something.
Say...
Say...
Sayonara.
Sayonara.
See you on set, Choda Boy.
See you on set, Choda Boy.
See you tomorrow. Good night.
See you tomorrow. Good night.
See, I have what's called an overactive sex drive.
See, I have what's called an overactive sex drive.
See, when I was a kid,
See, when I was a kid,
See, when I'm not doing the flicks, I invent stuff.
See, when I'm not doing the flicks, I invent stuff.
See, when the Mormons arrived in Missouri, they needed to find jobs, but no one would hire them.
See, when the Mormons arrived in Missouri, they needed to find jobs, but no one would hire them.
Send in the next audition.
Send in the next audition.
Shake that ass now! Come on. Come on. Move that ass, baby.
Shake that ass now! Come on. Come on. Move that ass, baby.
Shit, dude.
Shit, dude.
Shit.
Shit.
Shouldn't we call the police or something?
Shouldn't we call the police or something?
Slap that ass. Damn, dude! That's some hot shit right there!
Slap that ass. Damn, dude! That's some hot shit right there!
So dung.
So dung.
So I'm gonna need a lot of hot action before I bring in your stunt cock, all right?
So I'm gonna need a lot of hot action before I bring in your stunt cock, all right?
So now, I mean, it's... You know, I mean, It's like a gun.
So now, I mean, it's... You know, I mean, It's like a gun.
So they can make their dance club bigger.
So they can make their dance club bigger.
So what is it? What are you acting in? Oh.
So what is it? What are you acting in? Oh.
So you better shape up, kiddo.
So you better shape up, kiddo.
So, maybe someday I could come to Utah.
So, maybe someday I could come to Utah.
So, what do you say, pal?
So, what do you say, pal?
So, you see, Jesus Christ spoke to prophets...
So, you see, Jesus Christ spoke to prophets...
So... So you aren't actually touching those women's...
So... So you aren't actually touching those women's...
Some guys from Jesus?
Some guys from Jesus?
Some superhero destroyed the house.
Some superhero destroyed the house.
Somebody save me.
Somebody save me.
Somebody, save me.
Somebody, save me.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Soon you'll be meeting up with...
Soon you'll be meeting up with...
Sorry, sorry, dude. Got a little excited.
Sorry, sorry, dude. Got a little excited.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero. You can't get me, Orgazmo.
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero. You can't get me, Orgazmo.
Starting with a medium close up on the cock.
Starting with a medium close up on the cock.
Stick our arm in this thing here.
Stick our arm in this thing here.
Stunt cock! Stunt cock!
Stunt cock! Stunt cock!
Stunt cock. Stunt cock.
Stunt cock. Stunt cock.
Superheroes that pray together stay together.
Superheroes that pray together stay together.
Sure beats jerkin' it, huh? Gettin' your arm all tired.
Sure beats jerkin' it, huh? Gettin' your arm all tired.
Sure you can, just do what I do.
Sure you can, just do what I do.
Sure, dude.
Sure, dude.
Sure. We'll start first thing Monday morning.
Sure. We'll start first thing Monday morning.
Surprise!
Surprise!
Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke,
Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke,
Take this!
Take this!
Tell me somethin' I don't know, you cocky prick!
Tell me somethin' I don't know, you cocky prick!
Ten thousand.
Ten thousand.
Thank you very mu... Look, kid.
Thank you very mu... Look, kid.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
Thank you. Bye bye.
Thank you. Bye bye.
Thank you. Did you ever see that movie Clash of the Titans?
Thank you. Did you ever see that movie Clash of the Titans?
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Thanks, Choda Boy. That's just what I need.
Thanks, Choda Boy. That's just what I need.
Thanks. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
Thanks. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
That I'd be sleeping with the fishes, see?
That I'd be sleeping with the fishes, see?
That ought to teach those Moonies to stay away from my house.
That ought to teach those Moonies to stay away from my house.
That was too easy.
That was too easy.
That won't work. Why not?
That won't work. Why not?
That's a great plan, Ben. Really well thought out.
That's a great plan, Ben. Really well thought out.
That's great, but what do you do?
That's great, but what do you do?
That's handy work. Now lock 'em up, Choda Boy.
That's handy work. Now lock 'em up, Choda Boy.
That's just what you were lead to believe.
That's just what you were lead to believe.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice. That's nice.
That's nice. That's nice.
That's right, baby. Come on. Give it to Mama now!
That's right, baby. Come on. Give it to Mama now!
That's right, Choda Boy. And if you don't tell me where Orgazmo is,
That's right, Choda Boy. And if you don't tell me where Orgazmo is,
That's right!
That's right!
That's right. I own this town!
That's right. I own this town!
That's right. It's my house!
That's right. It's my house!
That's right. Now, you just finish this film, and we'll see about getting you two lovebirds back together.
That's right. Now, you just finish this film, and we'll see about getting you two lovebirds back together.
That's some hot shit right there. Check that out, man. Good.
That's some hot shit right there. Check that out, man. Good.
That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
That's why I need you. Damn, Joe. I've never seen you like this.
That's why I need you. Damn, Joe. I've never seen you like this.
That's why I'm doubling your salary.
That's why I'm doubling your salary.
That's why.
That's why.
That's your line, Hung!
That's your line, Hung!
That's your line, Hung. Hey!
That's your line, Hung. Hey!
The both of you two assholes get off of my set!
The both of you two assholes get off of my set!
The both of you two better stop scrappin' or else you'll be sleepin' with the fishes, see?
The both of you two better stop scrappin' or else you'll be sleepin' with the fishes, see?
The Garden of Eden? Nice, huh? Look at me.
The Garden of Eden? Nice, huh? Look at me.
The Heavenly Father will probably make it happen.
The Heavenly Father will probably make it happen.
The men are the one who want the product so bad. They're the victims!
The men are the one who want the product so bad. They're the victims!
The name is A Cup, I play Neutered Man.
The name is A Cup, I play Neutered Man.
The name's Joe, okay? Not Orgazmo.
The name's Joe, okay? Not Orgazmo.
The Orgazmorator, Joe... You can use the Orgazmorator as a weapon.
The Orgazmorator, Joe... You can use the Orgazmorator as a weapon.
The sucker got pretty heavy.
The sucker got pretty heavy.
The world needs us. Heck, I think the whole universe needs us!
The world needs us. Heck, I think the whole universe needs us!
Then I'm gonna boink your girlfriend.
Then I'm gonna boink your girlfriend.
There are some things in the movie that are against God's way.
There are some things in the movie that are against God's way.
There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
There is no real Orgazmo, you dipshit.
There is no real Orgazmo, you dipshit.
There you are. Get in here. Come on. Just get in here and put this on.
There you are. Get in here. Come on. Just get in here and put this on.
There.
There.
There's another way.
There's another way.
There's nothing sadder... than a sad Japanese man.
There's nothing sadder... than a sad Japanese man.
These are the G's I been telling you about from next door.
These are the G's I been telling you about from next door.
They are trying to buy out my restaurant...
They are trying to buy out my restaurant...
They fight with Jizzmaster Zero and his henchmen.
They fight with Jizzmaster Zero and his henchmen.
They're supposed to work in the next scene.
They're supposed to work in the next scene.
They've hurt our evil boss, Jizzmaster Zero.
They've hurt our evil boss, Jizzmaster Zero.
This has really been a learning experience for me.
This has really been a learning experience for me.
This is a very touching script.
This is a very touching script.
This is incredible.
This is incredible.
This is supposed to be erotic. Use your tongue, for Christ's sake.
This is supposed to be erotic. Use your tongue, for Christ's sake.
This is the last of the bedroom stuff. Oh, great.
This is the last of the bedroom stuff. Oh, great.
This one?
This one?
This whole thing is just too gosh darn wacky to be coinky dink!
This whole thing is just too gosh darn wacky to be coinky dink!
This'll be cake! Yeah.
This'll be cake! Yeah.
Those dirty bastards!
Those dirty bastards!
Those guys probably have guns, Ben. Martial arts don't stop guns.
Those guys probably have guns, Ben. Martial arts don't stop guns.
Those thugs work for him, Joe.
Those thugs work for him, Joe.
To Death of a Salesman?
To Death of a Salesman?
Told me what?
Told me what?
Tom Hung for Orgazmo.
Tom Hung for Orgazmo.
Tom Hung. It's perfect. You like that? No.
Tom Hung. It's perfect. You like that? No.
Tonight we did some stepping! Well, all I know is I gotta get the heck outta Los Angeles.
Tonight we did some stepping! Well, all I know is I gotta get the heck outta Los Angeles.
Try nipple accelerator, Orgazmo.
Try nipple accelerator, Orgazmo.
Twenty thousand dollars for two days' work?
Twenty thousand dollars for two days' work?
Twenty thousand dollars would get us off to a great start. I know it would.
Twenty thousand dollars would get us off to a great start. I know it would.
Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy?
Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy?
Twenty thousand dollars. Excuse me?
Twenty thousand dollars. Excuse me?
Twins! Take a break.
Twins! Take a break.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh, boss?
Uh, boss?
Uh, Candy, Saffi and Jizzmaster Zero are getting busy on the bed.
Uh, Candy, Saffi and Jizzmaster Zero are getting busy on the bed.
Uh, how's it going?
Uh, how's it going?
Uh, I didn't know I had a sidekick. Didn't they even tell you the plot?
Uh, I didn't know I had a sidekick. Didn't they even tell you the plot?
Uh, I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
Uh, I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
Uh, it's, uh,
Uh, it's, uh,
Uh, it's, uh, sold out. I mean, it's a closed set.
Uh, it's, uh, sold out. I mean, it's a closed set.
Uh, oh, I have some news. Good or bad?
Uh, oh, I have some news. Good or bad?
Uh, thanks?
Uh, thanks?
Uh, they want me to do a sequel.
Uh, they want me to do a sequel.
Uh, walk to the back, grab the contracts,
Uh, walk to the back, grab the contracts,
Uh, yes. Yes, he does.
Uh, yes. Yes, he does.
Uh, you'll be fucking Jeff and probably Ben.
Uh, you'll be fucking Jeff and probably Ben.
Uh... Uh, actually, I don't know, Lis. The, uh... The Lord's kinda tricky when it comes to stuff like that.
Uh... Uh, actually, I don't know, Lis. The, uh... The Lord's kinda tricky when it comes to stuff like that.
Um, just give me tuna, salmon, shrimp.
Um, just give me tuna, salmon, shrimp.
Un zaah!
Un zaah!
Understood? Yes, sir.
Understood? Yes, sir.
Unhand her, Jizzmaster
Unhand her, Jizzmaster
Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!
Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!
Utah isn't as nice without you, that's for sure. How are things there?
Utah isn't as nice without you, that's for sure. How are things there?
Wait a minute, kid. You're forgetting something.
Wait a minute, kid. You're forgetting something.
Wait, doesn't he die at the end of the first one?
Wait, doesn't he die at the end of the first one?
Way too much weird stuff goes on here.
Way too much weird stuff goes on here.
We can use disguises. We can cover ourselves up so nobody can recognize us.
We can use disguises. We can cover ourselves up so nobody can recognize us.
We can wear disguises?
We can wear disguises?
We can't go through the main gate or we'll be spotted. Can you climb the wall with that thing on?
We can't go through the main gate or we'll be spotted. Can you climb the wall with that thing on?
We don't want to have to explain this to the cops. You're right.
We don't want to have to explain this to the cops. You're right.
We gotta fit in. Put this shit on.
We gotta fit in. Put this shit on.
We look ridiculous.
We look ridiculous.
We need some collateral.
We need some collateral.
We will begin principle photography on Orgazmo 2.
We will begin principle photography on Orgazmo 2.
We'll just shoot the fucking sex.
We'll just shoot the fucking sex.
We're gonna have to amputate your pee pee.
We're gonna have to amputate your pee pee.
We're onto you, Orgazmo. Yeah, your days of superhero dom are over.
We're onto you, Orgazmo. Yeah, your days of superhero dom are over.
We're real sorry. We'll leave Mr. Fresh alone.
We're real sorry. We'll leave Mr. Fresh alone.
We're shooting one tonight. It's on the volcano set with the Ass Fuck Twins.
We're shooting one tonight. It's on the volcano set with the Ass Fuck Twins.
We're sucking. We're sucking.
We're sucking. We're sucking.
We're with the church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
We're with the church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
Welcome to Hollywood.
Welcome to Hollywood.
Well, dang it, I just have to get back to Utah and marry her!
Well, dang it, I just have to get back to Utah and marry her!
Well, even if we succeeded, those guys would come after us eventually.
Well, even if we succeeded, those guys would come after us eventually.
Well, good and bad, I guess.
Well, good and bad, I guess.
Well, hello.
Well, hello.
Well, I have to think about this. Yeah.
Well, I have to think about this. Yeah.
Well, I I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
Well, I I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
Well, I know, but, um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Well, I know, but, um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Well, I need to get it before I can go home, see?
Well, I need to get it before I can go home, see?
Well, I'm afraid your testicles have swollen to the size of Florida oranges.
Well, I'm afraid your testicles have swollen to the size of Florida oranges.
Well, look, you and I are both great martial artists, right?
Well, look, you and I are both great martial artists, right?
Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it. You know, get it out.
Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it. You know, get it out.
Well, Mr. Orbison, I just came by to tell you that...
Well, Mr. Orbison, I just came by to tell you that...
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
Well, of course, Lisa wants to get married in the temple...
Well, of course, Lisa wants to get married in the temple...
Well, Orgazmo would find a way. How?
Well, Orgazmo would find a way. How?
Well, see, I can't do that.
Well, see, I can't do that.
Well, that's pretty naughty.
Well, that's pretty naughty.
Well, then it exploits men by exploiting women.
Well, then it exploits men by exploiting women.
Well, there's nothin' that can stop us! Well, crime fighting will have a new name!
Well, there's nothin' that can stop us! Well, crime fighting will have a new name!
Well, this is an adult film.
Well, this is an adult film.
Well, what kind of movie is it? It's an action/adventure porno.
Well, what kind of movie is it? It's an action/adventure porno.
Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in!
Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in!
Well, yeah, but it's not like that. Oh.
Well, yeah, but it's not like that. Oh.
Wh... Wh... Why do they call her T Rex?
Wh... Wh... Why do they call her T Rex?
Wha... Hmm?
Wha... Hmm?
What are you talking about? It is spotless.
What are you talking about? It is spotless.
What do I do? I am Sancho.
What do I do? I am Sancho.
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
What do...
What do...
What Heavenly Father wants from us or what he has in mind.
What Heavenly Father wants from us or what he has in mind.
What is it that you wanted?
What is it that you wanted?
What is your problem, Zazinsky?
What is your problem, Zazinsky?
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
What movie's this? Have you been livin' in a cardboard box, lady?
What movie's this? Have you been livin' in a cardboard box, lady?
What should we do with her, boss, huh?
What should we do with her, boss, huh?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What the hell? G Fresh, what happened to you, man?
What the hell? G Fresh, what happened to you, man?
What? My Buick Century.
What? My Buick Century.
What? Oh, I'm sorry. Here. Oww!
What? Oh, I'm sorry. Here. Oww!
What? Oh, Joe, it is so hard to know...
What? Oh, Joe, it is so hard to know...
What's a Choda Boy? I'm your sidekick.
What's a Choda Boy? I'm your sidekick.
What's that?
What's that?
What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles like Schindler's Fist?
What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles like Schindler's Fist?
What's wrong with my little guy?
What's wrong with my little guy?
Where is that little fucking choir boy?
Where is that little fucking choir boy?
Where is that little fucking choir boy?
Where is that little fucking choir boy?
Where the evil King Erectus whisks you back in time to the Garden of Eden.
Where the evil King Erectus whisks you back in time to the Garden of Eden.
Where you want me? You're not in the shot yet.
Where you want me? You're not in the shot yet.
Where's my fiancée, butt lord? Let's just say your fiancée is getting an education in the industry.
Where's my fiancée, butt lord? Let's just say your fiancée is getting an education in the industry.
Where's the contract? What contract?
Where's the contract? What contract?
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Whew. Yeah.
Whew. Yeah.
Who are these guys?
Who are these guys?
Who are you? I am Sancho.
Who are you? I am Sancho.
Who?
Who?
Who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time.
Who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time.
Who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time.
Who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time.
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Bummer, dude. What happened here?
Whoa! Bummer, dude. What happened here?
Whoa! They're goin' crazy!
Whoa! They're goin' crazy!
Whole lot of good stuff. Good stuff.
Whole lot of good stuff. Good stuff.
Whoo hoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!
Whoo hoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Stop grabbing my ass!
Whoo! Stop grabbing my ass!
Whoo! Thanks, man.
Whoo! Thanks, man.
Whoo! Yeah! God, that kicked ass, didn't it?
Whoo! Yeah! God, that kicked ass, didn't it?
Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray work on him, Orgazmo?
Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray work on him, Orgazmo?
Why were you trying to hurt this man?
Why were you trying to hurt this man?
Why would you call them the Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
Why would you call them the Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
Why, you dirty so and so!
Why, you dirty so and so!
Why? What happened?
Why? What happened?
With the success of this thing, how could I not want to make a sequel?
With the success of this thing, how could I not want to make a sequel?
Would you just stop hollerin' at me? Criminy!
Would you just stop hollerin' at me? Criminy!
Wow, that's a heck of a cock rocket, Ben.
Wow, that's a heck of a cock rocket, Ben.
Wow, this is a much nicer apartment than I thought you'd have.
Wow, this is a much nicer apartment than I thought you'd have.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Wow, wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow, wow! Wow!
Wow. Heavenly Father has really given you a gift for science.
Wow. Heavenly Father has really given you a gift for science.
Yea, and we can witness of their sincerity,
Yea, and we can witness of their sincerity,
Yeah, and it pays a lot. Oh, Joe. That's wonderful.
Yeah, and it pays a lot. Oh, Joe. That's wonderful.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, boss? Who is that?
Yeah, boss? Who is that?
Yeah, bought and paid for.
Yeah, bought and paid for.
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here. And I love every minute of it.
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here. And I love every minute of it.
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here. And I love every minute of it.
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here. And I love every minute of it.
Yeah, come on, boys. Let's get it on.
Yeah, come on, boys. Let's get it on.
Yeah, he does. And that's why you and I need to do somethin'.
Yeah, he does. And that's why you and I need to do somethin'.
Yeah, he's a first class asshole, that's for sure.
Yeah, he's a first class asshole, that's for sure.
Yeah, I got some new stuff.
Yeah, I got some new stuff.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
Yeah, I upgraded.
Yeah, I upgraded.
Yeah, I, uh...
Yeah, I, uh...
Yeah, I've learned a lot about myself tonight.
Yeah, I've learned a lot about myself tonight.
Yeah, men are equally degraded in pornographic films.
Yeah, men are equally degraded in pornographic films.
Yeah, my heart bleeds for you. Kick their fuckin' asses.
Yeah, my heart bleeds for you. Kick their fuckin' asses.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, she's gonna be a star, just like you.
Yeah, she's gonna be a star, just like you.
Yeah, suck that cock! Damn it, Dave!
Yeah, suck that cock! Damn it, Dave!
Yeah, there you go, buddy. Get some.
Yeah, there you go, buddy. Get some.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, I can too. I 'll use my Orgazmorator.
Yeah, yeah, I can too. I 'll use my Orgazmorator.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I dig that Jesus guy.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I dig that Jesus guy.
Yeah? Boss, Joe Young's here to see you. He says it's very important.
Yeah? Boss, Joe Young's here to see you. He says it's very important.
Yeah? You're not gonna put my name anywhere on this movie are you?
Yeah? You're not gonna put my name anywhere on this movie are you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks for tryin' to help, Joe. You know, he could've really hurt me.
Yeah. Thanks for tryin' to help, Joe. You know, he could've really hurt me.
Yeah. There was a lot of good stuff goin' on.
Yeah. There was a lot of good stuff goin' on.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Ass Fuck Twins! Whoo!
Yeah. Yeah. Ass Fuck Twins! Whoo!
Yes, ma'am. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
Yes, ma'am. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
Yes, yes. No ass licking. Okay.
Yes, yes. No ass licking. Okay.
Yes, you get a stunt cock, but only for penetration.
Yes, you get a stunt cock, but only for penetration.
Yes. Hey, that's not the only thing that changed.
Yes. Hey, that's not the only thing that changed.
Yo, yo, yo. What's up, homies?
Yo, yo, yo. What's up, homies?
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
You better hope your little boyfriend finishes my film, or else I'm gonna release this instead.
You better hope your little boyfriend finishes my film, or else I'm gonna release this instead.
You better make up your mind real quick, Fresh,
You better make up your mind real quick, Fresh,
You call that an explosion, Chapleski?
You call that an explosion, Chapleski?
You can actually hold that thing, huh?
You can actually hold that thing, huh?
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
You do? Oh, sure. The kids love him.
You do? Oh, sure. The kids love him.
You don't wanna hurt me, huh?
You don't wanna hurt me, huh?
You get out of here! We brought you the contract.
You get out of here! We brought you the contract.
You get to be my age, you gotta do double anal or no one will hire you.
You get to be my age, you gotta do double anal or no one will hire you.
You gonna sign the papers? Your mama!
You gonna sign the papers? Your mama!
You got me all wrong. This is not your average porno.
You got me all wrong. This is not your average porno.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
You gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
You have a contract signed by G Fresh. We want it back!
You have a contract signed by G Fresh. We want it back!
You have to quit right now and get back to Utah.
You have to quit right now and get back to Utah.
You have to quit, Joe.
You have to quit, Joe.
You know, D.V.D.A. Well, it's how I still manage to get work.
You know, D.V.D.A. Well, it's how I still manage to get work.
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a really nice ass.
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a really nice ass.
You know, I have had enough of your poop, Mr. Orbison.
You know, I have had enough of your poop, Mr. Orbison.
You know, I put that thing in the mail three times now, Young!
You know, I put that thing in the mail three times now, Young!
You know, it's funny.
You know, it's funny.
You know, you did a good job in there today, man. Thanks.
You know, you did a good job in there today, man. Thanks.
You listen to me, you cocky prick!
You listen to me, you cocky prick!
You look a lot tougher on the screen.
You look a lot tougher on the screen.
You look good, man.
You look good, man.
You make me so horny.
You make me so horny.
You mean, she'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?
You mean, she'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
You mess with him, we mess with you!
You mess with him, we mess with you!
You pig! You're the one responsible for degrading all of those women!
You pig! You're the one responsible for degrading all of those women!
You see, Mr. Orbison, my my fiancée came in from out of town, and everything just...
You see, Mr. Orbison, my my fiancée came in from out of town, and everything just...
You should've let me whup his ass, Uncle Orbison!
You should've let me whup his ass, Uncle Orbison!
You signed the papers? Oh, they came in the other day...
You signed the papers? Oh, they came in the other day...
You soul soliciting pig fuckers.
You soul soliciting pig fuckers.
You start at 10:00.
You start at 10:00.
You take this! Ha ha!
You take this! Ha ha!
You tell him if he fucks with me, he'll be...
You tell him if he fucks with me, he'll be...
You told me you knew how to fight.
You told me you knew how to fight.
You two boys can just fuck right off.
You two boys can just fuck right off.
You watch. In a couple of weeks,
You watch. In a couple of weeks,
You. What?
You. What?
You...
You...
You're gonna get popped if you keep riding me!
You're gonna get popped if you keep riding me!
You're gonna make me come, or I'm gonna kick your butt.
You're gonna make me come, or I'm gonna kick your butt.
You're not ready to change faiths right now. We respect that.
You're not ready to change faiths right now. We respect that.
You're not the bad boy around here anymore.
You're not the bad boy around here anymore.
You're so evil, Neutered Man.
You're so evil, Neutered Man.
You're terrific, kid. What's your name?
You're terrific, kid. What's your name?
You've done a lot of fucking damage here, pal.
You've done a lot of fucking damage here, pal.
Young, Young, tongue, bung, hung. Hung!
Young, Young, tongue, bung, hung. Hung!
Your little ray has no effect on me, Orgazmo.
Your little ray has no effect on me, Orgazmo.
Aah! Aah! I know!
Aah! Aah! I know!
Aah! Hi, honey! Lisa, what are you doing here?
Aah! Hi, honey! Lisa, what are you doing here?
Action! I'm Jizzmaster Zero!
Action! I'm Jizzmaster Zero!
Action. Oh, yeah.
Action. Oh, yeah.
And Choda Boy! Oh! This is so wonderful! Let's pray.
And Choda Boy! Oh! This is so wonderful! Let's pray.
And do you know why? No.
And do you know why? No.
And you don't... you don't own me. You wanna bet I don't, punk?
And you don't... you don't own me. You wanna bet I don't, punk?
And you’re gonna pay me back every cent of it! Please, Mr. Orbison, don't hurt her.
And you’re gonna pay me back every cent of it! Please, Mr. Orbison, don't hurt her.
And? And there are many Jeffs in the world...
And? And there are many Jeffs in the world...
And? Are you Sancho?
And? Are you Sancho?
Are you nuts? That... That won't work. Why not?
Are you nuts? That... That won't work. Why not?
Are you okay, ladies? We're fine thanks to you, Orgazmo!
Are you okay, ladies? We're fine thanks to you, Orgazmo!
Aw, you're puttin' me on. No, I told you it works.
Aw, you're puttin' me on. No, I told you it works.
But I... You are Sancho!
But I... You are Sancho!
Come on. Come on, Hung. Do I have to?
Come on. Come on, Hung. Do I have to?
Cut! Ow, ow! I jammed my finger!
Cut! Ow, ow! I jammed my finger!
Fss sss aaa aah! No. No.
Fss sss aaa aah! No. No.
Geddy Lee. Who's Geddy Lee?
Geddy Lee. Who's Geddy Lee?
Get away from him, Ass Fuck Twins! Chodi Bo!
Get away from him, Ass Fuck Twins! Chodi Bo!
Ha ha! What the fuck is this?
Ha ha! What the fuck is this?
Hello? Joe! Joe, help me!
Hello? Joe! Joe, help me!
Help me! Help! Will you shut up?
Help me! Help! Will you shut up?
Hey, Dad. Mm hmm.
Hey, Dad. Mm hmm.
Hey, kids. Hi, Choda Boy.
Hey, kids. Hi, Choda Boy.
Hey, man, you need to shave your balls? What? Why would I do that?
Hey, man, you need to shave your balls? What? Why would I do that?
Hi! How do you do?
Hi! How do you do?
Hmm. Cock rocket!
Hmm. Cock rocket!
How busy? Both of you are doing oral on him.
How busy? Both of you are doing oral on him.
How long you staying? Until the show's over.
How long you staying? Until the show's over.
How you doin', G Fresh? You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
How you doin', G Fresh? You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
How's it goin', G Fresh? Oh, just kickin' it. You know what I'm saying, G?
How's it goin', G Fresh? Oh, just kickin' it. You know what I'm saying, G?
I don't know. We must find Jizzmaster Zero.
I don't know. We must find Jizzmaster Zero.
I think so. Why? Wanna go have some fun?
I think so. Why? Wanna go have some fun?
I told you not to fuck with me, Hung! What have you done with her?
I told you not to fuck with me, Hung! What have you done with her?
I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? But they're the Ass Fuck Twins.
I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? But they're the Ass Fuck Twins.
I'm not a stud. Huh?
I'm not a stud. Huh?
Jesus. Where?
Jesus. Where?
Joe! Aah!
Joe! Aah!
Joe! Now it's your turn, shorty.
Joe! Now it's your turn, shorty.
Line? You guys got me so horny.
Line? You guys got me so horny.
Lisa, what... Joe!
Lisa, what... Joe!
Ma'am. Oh, uh, Joe...
Ma'am. Oh, uh, Joe...
No, I'm from Utah. Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I'm from Utah. Oh, I'm sorry.
No. You're gonna do Orgazmo 3,
No. You're gonna do Orgazmo 3,
Now get the fuck outta here. Ohh. Action!
Now get the fuck outta here. Ohh. Action!
Oh, dude, she's dead! Damn it!
Oh, dude, she's dead! Damn it!
Oh, no! Mm, yeah!
Oh, no! Mm, yeah!
Oh, Orgazmo! Mmm! Rodgers?
Oh, Orgazmo! Mmm! Rodgers?
Oh, uh, I I can't say that. Say what?
Oh, uh, I I can't say that. Say what?
Oh! Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh...
Oh! Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh...
Ooh! Oh, God.
Ooh! Oh, God.
Ow! That certainly is a lot of money,
Ow! That certainly is a lot of money,
Photos? Photos for what? Just some stills for publicity.
Photos? Photos for what? Just some stills for publicity.
Shut up! Yeah!
Shut up! Yeah!
Somebody help! Ain't nobody gonna help you now, honey.
Somebody help! Ain't nobody gonna help you now, honey.
Stop it! Mmm.
Stop it! Mmm.
That is sweet. So now what?
That is sweet. So now what?
That's a bad dog. Oh! Dude, that's fucked up.
That's a bad dog. Oh! Dude, that's fucked up.
That's nice. Huuh!
That's nice. Huuh!
That's right. Okay, you're hired.
That's right. Okay, you're hired.
They don't seem to take me very seriously. You don't say.
They don't seem to take me very seriously. You don't say.
Want to give it a shot? How?
Want to give it a shot? How?
Well, I don't know how else I can earn it! Joe, it is wrong!
Well, I don't know how else I can earn it! Joe, it is wrong!
What are they called? The Ass Fuck Twins.
What are they called? The Ass Fuck Twins.
What is that? It's the front door, stupid.
What is that? It's the front door, stupid.
What? That contracts don't mean shit to me!
What? That contracts don't mean shit to me!
What's your name again? I am Sancho.
What's your name again? I am Sancho.
Where's the woman you kidnapped? Hung?
Where's the woman you kidnapped? Hung?
Who's here? Orgazmo! The real Orgazmo!
Who's here? Orgazmo! The real Orgazmo!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, dude.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, dude.
Whoa! Oops.
Whoa! Oops.
Why don't you guys get lost, huh? Keep your mouth shut, Tiny Tim!
Why don't you guys get lost, huh? Keep your mouth shut, Tiny Tim!
Wow. Oh, sorry.
Wow. Oh, sorry.
Yeah, Joe. Oh, Joe!
Yeah, Joe. Oh, Joe!
Yeah! Men like you make the Lord sick!
Yeah! Men like you make the Lord sick!
You little pussy! Oh!
You little pussy! Oh!
You want me on top? No, no! I'll be on top.
You want me on top? No, no! I'll be on top.
You work for Orbison? Is there a problem, Chapleski?
You work for Orbison? Is there a problem, Chapleski?
Your turn, Choda Boy. Right!
Your turn, Choda Boy. Right!
'cause our boss isn't gonna give you such a good deal next time.
'cause our boss isn't gonna give you such a good deal next time.
♪ A ma male, ma male, male Now you're a male ♪
♪ A ma male, ma male, male Now you're a male ♪
♪ A ma male, ma male, male Now you’re a male ♪
♪ A ma male, ma male, male Now you’re a male ♪
♪ A man ♪ ♪ M A N, man, man ♪
♪ A man ♪ ♪ M A N, man, man ♪
♪ A man ♪ ♪ M A N, man, man ♪
♪ A man ♪ ♪ M A N, man, man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ A man, man, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ And Heavenly Father's vision ♪
♪ And Heavenly Father's vision ♪
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
♪ Geometry, things that are ♪♪ Oh!
♪ Geometry, things that are ♪♪ Oh!
♪ Give it all you got to to fight to the top ♪
♪ Give it all you got to to fight to the top ♪
♪ Give it all you got to to fight to the top ♪
♪ Give it all you got to to fight to the top ♪
♪ Got my Jimmie on your tonsils and the rhymes are feelin' ill ♪
♪ Got my Jimmie on your tonsils and the rhymes are feelin' ill ♪
♪ He didn't have to do that ♪
♪ He didn't have to do that ♪
♪ He didn't have to do that ♪♪ Man, this shit has got to go!
♪ He didn't have to do that ♪♪ Man, this shit has got to go!
♪ He sent his son to die for me ♪
♪ He sent his son to die for me ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Is it his quest for glory ♪
♪ Is it his quest for glory ♪
♪ Is it his quest for glory ♪
♪ Is it his quest for glory ♪
♪ Just 'cause she has big titties ♪
♪ Just 'cause she has big titties ♪
♪ Just 'cause she has big titties ♪
♪ Just 'cause she has big titties ♪
♪ Live it, live it ♪
♪ Live it, live it ♪
♪ Live it, live it ♪
♪ Live it, live it ♪
♪ Ma man, man ♪
♪ Ma man, man ♪
♪ Ma Man, man ♪
♪ Ma Man, man ♪
♪ No, it's probably the titties ♪
♪ No, it's probably the titties ♪
♪ No, it's probably the titties ♪
♪ No, it's probably the titties ♪
♪ Now you're a ma male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you're a ma male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you're a male a male, male, male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you're a male a male, male, male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you're a man ♪
♪ Now you're a man ♪
♪ Now you're a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you're a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you're a man ♪♪
♪ Now you're a man ♪♪
♪ Now you're a man a Manny, Manny, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you're a man a Manny, Manny, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you’re a ma male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you’re a ma male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
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♪ Now you’re a man ♪
♪ Now you’re a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
♪ Now you’re a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
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♪ Of everybody being really nice ♪
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♪ Onward, Latter day soldier ♪
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♪ Onward, Latter day soldier ♪
♪ Or is it the way he fights everyday ♪
♪ Or is it the way he fights everyday ♪
♪ Or is it the way he fights everyday ♪
♪ Or is it the way he fights everyday ♪
♪ So we can know your story ♪
♪ So we can know your story ♪
♪ So we can know your story ♪
♪ So we can know your story ♪
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♪ What makes a man Is it the power in his hands ♪
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♪ What makes a man Is it the power in his hands ♪
♪ What makes a man Is it the woman in his arms ♪
♪ What makes a man Is it the woman in his arms ♪
♪ What makes a man Is it the woman in his arms ♪
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♪ You are now a man You're a man ♪
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♪ You are now a man You're a man ♪
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♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
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♪♪ ♪ He sent his son to die for me ♪
♪♪ ♪ He sent his son to die for me ♪
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♪♪ ♪ No remorse on a collision course with death ♪
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♪♪ So what did you think of your first day of porno, Joe?
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♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
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