Orgazmo (1997) Edit

A Cup, look what you did here!

A movie? Like a Hollywood movie?

A sequel? Yeah.

A sequel? You wanna do a sequel? Shh.

A stunt... cock?

A... Ass Fuck Twins.

Aa aa aah!

Actually, I take that back. That guy was pointing a gun at me. He could've shot me, Ben.

Ah ah ah ah ah! One more step and I'll slice her.

Ah, what the fuck.

Ah! Hey, hey, hey!

Al I right, fuck it.

Al I right.

All male actors shave their balls, Joe.

All ready to leave, huh?

All right, kid. Look. This is the last scene for the day. You okay?

All right, mellow out. I'll make it bigger.

All right, so what's the plan? Why you asking me?

All right! All right already! It's over there.

All right. Make it $7,000.

All right. You give me some nice close ups.

All these years, I don't know what I've been running from.

All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.

Almost forgotten how beautiful you are.

Almost. Mm hmm.

Amazing. You made this thing, huh?

An exclusive look at the story behind the crossover success of the decade.

And action!

And action!

And action.

And action.

And And I did this all for you and for for us.

And Choda Boy!

And Choda Boy. Now it's time for us to repay you.

And cut. Stunt cock.

And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are Al I idiots! Yeah!

And I get some serious cash for it. What's this here?

And I need the money for our wedding and for a place to live.

And I think they were putting the checks through the big check processor.

And I want to share my love of Jesus with you.

And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.

And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.

And I'm not doing any ass licking today. I told you that, right?

And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out with my specially designed sex toys.

And if one of the thugs tries to stop us, we fuck his shit up!

And just whupped my sorry black ass.

And look tough, you fucking pansy!

And many Toms as well.

And one of the styles was hamster.

And that's the way it went down, man.

And then widening out to an establishing shot.

And this year's John Holmes Award goes to...

And we'll get started right away.

And we're sucking.

And we're with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints. Who?

And who the hell are you to change that?

And you don't even have to fuck.

And you don't see a problem with this?

And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.

And you give me a nice, slowzoom...

And you have your ass back here tomorrow a.m.!

And you tell him if he doesn't act in my film,

And, Haruko, you sit right here, darling.

And... and having a nice place to live, and I wanted to have it all for you.

Any sign at all.

Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.

Are you gonna sign the papers? Your mama!

Are you making a movie here? Yeah.

Are you making a movie here? Yeah.

Are you okay?

Aren't you glad see me? Haven't you missed me?

Bad dog. Shoo!

Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!

Because it won't, gosh darn it!

Because of their love towards their brethren, and also towards us.

Ben Chapleski. I play Choda Boy.

Ben, could... could you give me a hand here, Ben?

Ben, do you think people will see this video in Utah?

Ben, I'm... sorry you had to use your hamster style.

Ben, L.A. needs us.

Ben! Use your hamster style.

Biff, yeah.

Bilbo!

Bitch.

Boy, I'll say.

Boy, I've never seen Mr. Orbison like that.

Breasts?

Bring me my stunt cock.

Burn, man, burn!

But are there people having intercourse?

But he has a twin brother who wants revenge now.

But he killed himself, didn't he?

But Homie don't play that!

But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry as long as I sleep on the couch, right?

But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.

But I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band. That's nice, Dave.

But I think fire is very romantic.

But I think unicorns are kick ass.

But I... am Sancho.

But I'm afraid it goes against my beliefs.

But I'm really gonna miss you guys when this show's over.

But if you have two Ph.D.'s, why do you do these kind of movies?

But if you're such a scientific genius,

But Lisa is so important to me.

But men are always in a position of power.

But Orgazmo beats him, right? How?

But that's nothin' for a man of your talent.

But then if I could figure out cold fusion,

But you had to know that I didn't want this.

But, Lisa, they're giving me $40,000 this time.

But... But what about me?

By the time I finally got this old mama to work,

Bye bye.

Bye bye. God bless.

Bye. Bye.

Calm down. It's okay. It's just powering up. It's okay.

Can I call you back later? Sure, sure.

Catch.

Choda Boy!

Choda Boy!

Cock rocket!

Cock, a stunt cock.

Come here, you little... Whatever you are.

Come here! Wait, wait, wait, no!

Come here.

Come here.

Come on baby. Ohh, ohh, yeah!

Come on now! Come on!

Come on now. Oh, oh, baby.

Come on, baby. Knock it off. We're not rolling!

Come on, boys, grease 'em up. Oh, another day, another dollar.

Come on, Hung. You gotta at least look like you're enjoying this.

Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here.

Come on, Joe. Up the stairs!

Come on, people. Let's get shooting! Mr. Orbison.

Come on, shit bird.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Do me again.

Come on. Get that camera up! Don't yell at me.

Come on. Hey, listen, it's the way people in this club dress, all right?

Come on. I wanna show you something.

Come on. Oh, that's good.

Come on. Sign the paper!

Come on. Who's your little flower now? Lisa.

Come on. You better check yourself before you make me wreck yourself.

Could stop Maxxx Orbison?

Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy.

Curses!

Curses?

Cut off their balls!

Cut, cut, cut! Goddamn it, cut!

Cut!

Cut! Goddamn it!

Cut. Stunt Cock!

Daddy's here to take me to choir practice, Joe.

Dave, calm down. Yeah? Right. Sorry.

Did someone say my name? Orgazmo! Orgazmo!

Did you really think that a stupid little twerp like you...

Did you say something?

Ding dong! Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding!

Do you understand what I mean?

Do you want your money or not, Hung?

Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero. I'm a Latter day Saint.

Don't hurt her... her.

Don't pull the tape off my mouth. Oh.

Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!

Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.

Don't you get it? Neutered Man!

Don't you think Heavenly Father has something...

Don't you think I noticed that!

Drop him. Right.

Easy shot.

Especially today. I mean, look at this party.

Especially you, Clark, you pig fucking hunk o' shit!

Everybody does. Now, let's see. Joe Young, right? Right.

Everybody in the business is here today.

Excuse me, what movie is this?

Excuse me?

Fie on you, Satan!

Find yourself another Orgazmo!

Fool!

For choir practice, I know.

For selling smack to Nazis.

For the time is at hand that all men shall reap a reward of their works.

Forty thousand dollars.

From now on, if someone wants to turn to a life of crime, they'll have to answer to Orgazmo.

Fuck off!

Fuck off! You dirty girl! Oh, I can do that.

Fuck, dude, it couldn't be scripted any better than that.

Geddy Lee, best bass player ever. Come on!

Geddy Lee!

Geez, where are you from, Iowa or something?

Genius.

Get back in there...

Get back to work!

Get off. Off me, you stupid...

Get outta here. I'll see you on set tomorrow.

Get this fuck!

Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.

Get up now! I'm gonna whup your ass!

Give it a shot.

Give it to Mama. Come on! Aw, heck!

Give it... Oh, give it to me, you big stud.

Go ahead, shoot yourself.

Go ahead. Lay down.

Go on. Yeah.

Go see who that is and kill them for disrupting my shoot!

God bless us, every one!

Goddamn it, cut!

Goddamn it, I'm not gonna ask you again!

Goddamn it. Send him in.

Goddamn! Did your breasts get bigger?

Golly, it's huge. Yeah.

Good bye, Choda Boy. Good night.

Good bye!

Good, good stuff. Yeah.

Good, we're sucking.

Good. And, Haruko, you say, Prepare to meet your doom!

Good. Close enough. Joe, you say,

Goodness, gee. Is this all yours?

Gosh.

Got it!

Got it.

Grab ahold of the handle, and it should power up.

Guards! More guards!

Guess there's no more...

Guess there's no more...

Ha ha ha! You twerp!

Hamster style, Ben! Do it!

Hamster? I don't think I've seen you do hamster.

Happy Tart? Oh, thank you.

Have you ever considered acting?

Have you met our new Orgazmo? No.

He blocked. He wasn't supposed to block, and he broke my finger.

He has no balls. Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him.

He shouldn't block me then!

He totally started it, Mr. Orbison. I... Just get to makeup, Hung.

He was killed by the C.I.A...

He's gonna need a lot of help.

He's so prissy and wholesome.

Head to the back!

Heavenly Father, may we serve you in the best way we know how.

Heavenly Father, please show me the way.

Hell, I got Ph.D.'s in physics and engineering from M.I.T.

Hello there. My name is Robert White. And I'm Joseph Young.

Hello? Hi, honey!

Hello? Hi, Lis.

Hello. Shut up.

Hello. We were just talking about you. How are you?

Hence, it exploits people.

Here they come, Choda Boy! Duck!

Here. Here.

Hey, can you walk around with that thing on?

Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.

Hey, don't worry. If you really want something to happen,

Hey, G Fresh, I want you to meet Orgazmo here.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, leave her alone. Don't you fuckin' tell me what to do!

Hey, hey, what about men, huh? He degrades them too.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, Hung. Just the man I wanted to talk to.

Hey, I knew you'd see it our way. Sign it!

Hey, is that a new costume, Joe?

Hey, just between you and me,

Hey, listen. Joe, that is a lot of money.

Hey, look, pal. You try having four dicks in you at one time. No, thank you.

Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo, okay? Have you seen Mr. Orbison?

Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo!

Hey, we can take a hint.

Hey, we're all normal people, man.

Hey, what do you think of this band? They're fine.

Hey, what do you think, ace? I don't like it. It doesn't have the spirit of the first one.

Hey, where are you and Lisa gonna have the wedding?

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think we all need to calm down a little bit here.

Hey, you know, it does... It does feel better to get it out.

Hey, you know, you did a good job in there, man.

Hey, you wanna get some sushi tonight?

Hey, you were only giving me 300. How's your finger, Chechechez?

Hey, you're gonna let Orbison extort money from somebody like G Fresh?

Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? No! I mean, yes.

Hey!

Hey! This is private property.

Hi, Ben! Hey, Georgi.

Hi, cupcake. I'm home.

Hi, fellas. I'm ready to fudge. Oh, my gosh!

Hi, honey. How are things in Utah?

Hi, how do you do? Hi, are we fucking?

Hi.

Hi. My name's Joseph Young. And I'm Robert White.

His parents, his friends, his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!

Hm!

Hmm? You have no idea how much I've missed you, Lis.

Hmm.

Ho ho! It looks like you're up fucked river now, eh, kiddo?

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

How are you? Oh, I'm... I'm fine.

How can we ever repay you?

How could you have sex with all of those women?

How do you like that, G?

How does a movie about a sex superhero become a box office smash?

How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?

How ya doin', A Cup? Fuck you.

How'd you get that scratch? Oh, I'm sorry, G. I'm closing down.

Huh? Why?

Huh. I didn't know it worked on animals. Bad, bad...

Hung, is that you? Don't you think you're taking this role a little bit too seriously?

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I 'll tell ya somethin', Joe.

I actually hadn't received my money yet and I was wonder...

I actually just came by to collect the rest of my money. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, here. Here.

I ain't gonna givin' up my place.

I am Sancho.

I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I have to say no.

I bet you do. And I'm gonna give it to you.

I can barely even lift it now. What is it?

I can still smell that newspaper.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I can't let you do this. Oh, God!

I can't quit, Lisa. We're still shooting.

I can't. My finger is broke.

I can't. See, I have a fiancée. And if she ever...

I could probably make a more compact version, but then I'd have to use cold fusion...

I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?

I didn't have sex with 'em. It was a stunt cock.

I do what I do, and I make a lot of money.

I don't get a whole lot of action from women.

I don't know any of these people. I just came to get the rest of my money and go.

I don't know exactly when I lost control of my life, but I want it back!

I don't know if I can.

I don't know what's happened to you, Joe.

I don't know why the church makes it so expensive to have a wedding there.

I don't know, Choda Boy. It's all Greek to me.

I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.

I don't know.

I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.

I don't know. Read the script, duder!

I don't like to talk about it.

I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing,

I don't think he's gonna show up. Oh, really?

I don't think I can afford it. Yeah, I know what you mean.

I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.

I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?

I don't understand?

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',

I don't want anyone to know.

I don't want the money if this is how you have to earn it!

I found out who's been beating up G Fresh. It's Orbison.

I got it. We'll use a stunt cock.

I got the slim Johnson.

I gotta cut your balls off now.

I guess I never told you.

I guess maybe I'm just running from myself.

I guess so. So, I...

I guess so. So, I...

I guess we don't have anything else to say.

I have an idea!

I have to be out in two weeks. What? Why?

I have to go, Joe. Daddy's here to pick me up...

I have to quit. Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!

I have to think about this. Can I think about this?

I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!

I just quit. What?

I know it would be sinful to act in a movie that had sexual activity,

I know, and that's why I agreed to do it.

I know. I know, I know, I know. Living together before we're married is strange.

I learned a lot of different kung fu styles.

I make you guys last sushi for half price.

I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yesterday.

I mean, we're pretty good. And I'm willing to bet that between the two of us, we can take these guys.

I mean, you feel that little trigger on the handle there?

I really beefed this script up.

I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.

I said, let her go!

I say unto you, 'Nay, they are many.

I should have known you'd team up with Neutered Man, Lobstra!

I still have another week of mission work to do, but...

I strongly suggest you don't mess with G Fresh anymore!

I think I'm gonna be sick. Yeah, she's great.

I think it's better. I'm ready to go. Yeah?

I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future.

I think we should start with a close up of my ass!

I think we've done enough damage to this little operation anyway. Farewell, evildoers.

I think you might find one thing in particular very interesting.

I told you I ain't gonna sign.

I told you it works. Do me again.

I told you not to fuck with me! What did I say?

I told you to make it bigger!

I told you.

I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many of these movies get made every month, nobody's even gonna notice.

I, uh... I had an interesting day. I got offered a part in a movie.

I... It all happened so fast, Lis, but...

I... You were right and I was wrong, and... Oh, look, Joe, Joe.

I'd be a millionaire.

I'd like to see you try!

I'd say we are. Ow!

I'll explain later, Lis. Right.

I'll find a way to brea...

I'll find a way to break free,

I'll find a way to break free, Ass Fuck Twins!

I'll get you with my Orgazmo ray.

I'll have that fucking postman for lunch.

I'll kill you!

I'll make that little mama's boy the biggest porn star in the country.

I'll sure as Abraham try. Right.

I'll use my Orgazmorator.

I'll use my Orgazmorator.

I'll... screw you to death!

I'm a bad, bad Mormon.

I'm Elder Young, and this is Elder White. Well.

I'm fine. Super. Why don't you go get into wardrobe,

I'm glad you could come over for dinner, Joe.

I'm goin' back to Utah to be a normal Mormon again. I just came to say good bye.

I'm gonna blow her away.

I'm gonna send her away so you don't have to worry about her for a while.

I'm gonna think about this now.

I'm not a stud. I'm...

I'm not afraid of Orgazmo.

I'm not an ass licker. Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.

I'm not Orgazmo!

I'm not Orgazmo! I am Sancho.

I'm not staying in this town another hour!

I'm not used to workin' like this. Man, these European videos are kinky!

I'm Orgazmo.

I'm pissed off.

I'm really excited to show you my laboratory where I design things.

I'm the mayor, I'm the governor, I'm the police and the crime!

I'm the only one in town...

I'm warnin' you, Hung!

I've been waiting for this!

I've got you now, Joe Young!

If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Orbison down,

If Orgazmo was here, he wouldn't let you do this to us.

If you ever wanna work in porno again, you'll do exactly what I say.

In fact, I think it's a good thing.

In Salt Lake City, but it costs a lot of money.

In three days,

Instead of the fission device that's inside of it now.

Is it enough so that we can get married in the temple?

Is this what you think Heavenly Father has intended for you?

Isn't good, Mr. Orbison. There's a problem... with your little guy.

Isn't that cool?

It had a lot of parts.

It was... It was really good meeting you, really good.

It's a poignant story about some very important issues.

It's all the patents I have.

It's his decision. Let him go.

It's just you and T Rex in this scene,

It's not that heavy.

It's okay.

It's so good.

It's the Orgazmorator. I've made it work.

It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but...

Jesus and I love you too, cupcake.

Jesus and I love you, Joe. Jesus and I love you too, Lis.

Jesus is gonna put an end to you.

Jesus! Cut!

Jesus! Where?

Jimmy, kick their ass. You kick their asses.

Jimmy, kick their asses. I'm tired of kickin' everybody's ass. I'm not kickin' their asses.

Jizzmaster Zero!

Joe, come on. Can we please just talk about this some more?

Joe, even if movies are a little crude now and then,

Joe, how could you?

Joe, I just got the most amazing idea ever.

Joe, it's me.

Joe, Joe, these are two of the hottest porn stars in Japan...

Joe, the police can't help.

Joe, this really is crazy, but I think you might have been right.

Joe, what the hell you doin'? He took her, Ben. Orbison took my cupcake!

Joe!

Joe! Did you think you could beat me, you cocky prick?

Joe?

Joe?

Joe? But what has Jizzmaster Zero done with the little, fat, retarded kid from Boise?

Joe? Joe, what is the matter?

Joe. Hi, Ben.

John Quang Doe. Huh?

Just as soon as you sign this little piece of paper.

Just get in there and fuck. But I haven't slapped my ass yet.

Just leave her alone. You don't have any right... Kee yaah!

Just let me get my book and go.

Just let me get out of these clothes.

Just one more thing, Orby. I did what you asked me. Huh?

Just shoot yourself in the foot or something. I gotta get cleaned off..

Keep your mouth shut!

Kind of stuff that... makes you feel good. It's good.

Kiss her.

Let me ask you a question. What would you say if someone offered you...

Let's kick some ass, baby!

Let's make some porno.

Let's see how you like my cock rocket!

Lights on. Lights are on and stable, Captain.

Lisa, are you okay? Did he hurt you?

Lisa, I love you.

Lisa, I... I thought nobody would never know. I I had no idea it would get this popular.

Lisa, it's $20,000.

Lisa, It's two more days; Two more days of shooting and then we'll have all the money we need.

Lisa, listen to me. You had your heart so set on being married in the temple,

Lisa!

Lisa! Who's your little flower now?

Lisa?

Listen to me, Joe! You need to... No, no. You... You listen to me, Ben.

Listen, kid. Mmm.

Look out, suckers!

Look, Hung. I've been pretty patient with you, but it's wearing thin.

Look, I didn't mean to hurt these people.

Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time.

Look, Joe. I know how crucial you are to Orgazmo's popularity.

Look, kid. It's two days' work, and I'll give you $5,000.

Looks like he's sleeping with the fishes. See?

Looks like they're all tied up at the moment.

M.I.T.? In Boston?

Ma'am? You heard me.

Makes the old Johnson look bigger.

Man, all I know is the little guys always get stepped on.

Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.

Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo.

Mark my words... I 'l I get you for this!

May our decisions be rash, may we do what's right, and God bless us.

Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.

Maybe I've been runnin' from my... From yourself. Right.

Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.

Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.

Me?

Me? Oh, yes. Actually, I majored in theater at B.Y.U.

Merry Christmas. Oh!

Mmm, nope.

Mmm. Ohh!

More important planned for your life? Who?

Move, fuck boy!

Mr. Orbison. It's Joe Young.

My blue harpoon tang should do the trick.

My contract does state that I can leave whenever I want.

My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant.

My goodness, you have such an attractive little garden here. Why, thank you, young man.

My name is Joe, Joe Young. How do you do?

My name's Joe. I play a character named Orgazmo. Listen, don't get prancy with me, kiddo!

My sidekick? I have a sidekick? Yeah.

Na tooki!

Nah, I was just thinking. Come on in.

Nasty pigs. Got it.

Natsuko and Haruko.

Need a hand?

Need a hand?

Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford, he's not Sancho.

Neutered Man!

Neutered Man? Orgazmo's new archenemy.

Never. I'll kill you first.

Nice shot!

No one's gonna help you now, honey!

No problem.

No, I can't!

No, I couldn't. Go on, give yourself a treat.

No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.

No, I gotta take a piss.

No, I gotta take a piss.

No, I think it's the same one we've always used. Oh.

No, I vowed to my father I would never use hamster style again.

No, I... I don't think so.

No, I... Maybe. My name's Joe.

No, I'm not... I'm using a stunt thing.

No, I'm serious. I...

No, it was horrible! What are you talkin' about?

No, it's in Cambridge, actually.

No, it's in Cambridge, actually.

No, it's okay.

No, no.

No, not that! That feels good! Ow!

No, they just said I'm a superhero.

No, Utah. Oh, I'm sorry.

No, wait a minute. See, now you're doin' what they told ya!

No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.

No, you are not Sancho.

No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Ass Fuck Twins.

No!

No! I mean... I mean, boy boy, I'll say.

No.

No. Good. This is the scene...

No. You'll be fucking his stunt cock.

Not like that.

Not so fast, guys. My Orgazmorator should take care of you.

Not so fast, happy pants.

Now I got ya!

Now I will kick your ass.

Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.

Now this is how you kick somebody's ass.

Now you're gonna get some.

Now, here's the pen. Here's the contract.

Now, how about we get really nasty?

Now, I'm warning you, kid: Don't fuck with me!

Now, my need to kiss your ass is over!

Now, Natsuko, you go sit over here, right on the bed. Very good.

Now, we got in there, we kicked their ass, got the contract and got out!

Now, when we roll cameras, Natsuko, you say,

Now, you be on set tomorrow a.m.,

Now, you go home and you tell your little fiancée that the wedding is off,

Now, you're gonna finish this film, and then do you know what you’re gonna do?

Now... Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison. I said I don't wanna do it.

Nuts.

Of course he looks familiar. He's Choda Boy in the film.

Of course, Joe. Your money. You know, I was just over at the accounting department,

Of course. You get a hundred bucks a scene.

Oh, boy, look at the time. Now, Choda Boy,

Oh, boy.

Oh, come on, lover. Baby.

Oh, come on. Fudge me now! Fudge me now!

Oh, excuse me. Hey, boss. This guy looks really familiar.

Oh, fine.

Oh, gee. That man's right.

Oh, good. 'Cause I'm so badly wanting it.

Oh, hey, Joe. Oh, hi, Dave.

Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?

Oh, I don't do those... Those kind of movies.

Oh, I want it so bad.

Oh, is it any good?

Oh, Joe, I was so scared. Oh, I know, Lis. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

Oh, Joe!

Oh, Joe.

Oh, just kickin' it! The dope rhymes on the smoothed out R & B tips. You know what I'm sayin'?

Oh, kid. You look fucking fabeau! I see you met Choda Boy.

Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. What were you trying to say?

Oh, Lisa, this is... this is Choda Boy. I I mean, Ben. Hello.

Oh, Lisa.

Oh, Lisa.

Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.

Oh, my gosh, I don't know if I can go through with this.

Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?

Oh, no, kid. You'll get a stage name. Oh, good.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I might have lost the only thing that really matters to me.

Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!

Oh, no, no. Not the glass! I just replaced it!

Oh, no. Do something, Choda Dog! Mmm!

Oh, no. Help!

Oh, no. Help.

Oh, no. That's all just special effects.

Oh, poopy, $40,000. We could almost buy a house.

Oh, quickly, Choda Dog, bite through these ropes!

Oh, Right. What are we gonna do against a gang of thugs?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! I knew it would come to this.

Oh, shit! Over the wall! Ow!

Oh, shit! We're out of battery power! What?

Oh, so good.

Oh, sorry. We are not open yet.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, that hurts so bad!

Oh, that hurts.

Oh, that's a baby now. Lisa!

Oh, that's okay. We're not hungry anyway.

Oh, that's Ted, the new stunt cock guy.

Oh, the Mormons? That's right.

Oh, the punks from next door got me to agree.

Oh, this is the Book of Mormon. It's another testament of Jesus Christ.

Oh, this place is such a mess. I can't stand for you to see it like this.

Oh, we'll get our punk asses out of your fish bar...

Oh, well, Doc, how bad is it?

Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in.

Oh, what was I thinking?

Oh, when is your next shoot? I wanna come and watch.

Oh, whoopee!

Oh, with the Greek mythology and stuff? Yeah, yeah, I saw that.

Oh, yeah, I can too.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Choda Boy. Good stuff.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? Think you can use some of that pussy shit on me, man?

Oh, yeah? You want some? You want some more?

Oh, yeah. G Fresh in the motherfucking house.

Oh, yeah. Harder.

Oh, yeah. I think he's over there someplace or something.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Please excuse the mix up, please.

Oh, yeah. This is my first time. I'm actually a normal person.

Oh, yeah. You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!

Oh, yeah. You guys got me so horny!

Oh, you dirty bastard! Come on.

Oh, you make me so hot now.

Oh, you make me so hot!

Oh, you son of a bitch! Aah!

Oh, you're the best, Joe!

Oh, you're the best, Joe.

Oh! Did you call the police?

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Ah! Bad dog.

Oh. Hello, ma'am.

Oh. Hey.

Oh. Let them go, Neutered Man.

Oh. My name's Dave.

Oh. So you must be the new Orgazmo.

Oh...

Ohh, ho ho ho!

Ohh, you feel so good inside, baby. Lisa!

Ohh! Oh, yeah!

Okay, hold on a second. Uh...

Okay, I'm ready. Finally!

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, okay. I 'll sign it.

Okay, people, let's do this. Roll camera.

Okay, people. Let's go.

Okay, people. Let's go.

Okay, people. Let's go. Come on. Set this up for me.

Okay, this is what we're doing.

Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe.

Okay. Let's shoot this.

Okay. We go in the front door,

One more for Jesus.

One, two!

Ooh, come on now.

Ooh, oh, yeah!

Oops! Wrong answer, Homie.

Or else I'm not gonna send her away.

Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. See?

Orbison, who am I fucking in this scene?

Orbison's mansion is like a fortress, Joe. There's no way you can do this by yourself. I know.

Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5, Orgazmo Twenty fucking seven If I want you to!

Orgazmo and Choda Boy break through the wall.

Orgazmo and Choda Boy.

Orgazmo, you saved us.

Orgazmo!

Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!

Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!

Orgazmo.

Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass.

Our boss told us to make you a better offer.

Ow!

Ow! Get off of me! Oww!

Ow! I jammed my finger.

Ow! Off. Me! Boss! We got a problem. He's here!

Ow.

Peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Penetration is when the penis enters an orifice, Joe.

Penetration you don't do, but you do have to get nasty with the ladies. That's the deal.

Penetration? Who's gonna be penetrated?

Please, I don't wanna hurt you.

Please, just give me a sign if you don't want me to do it.

Porno? Like as in pornographic?