Couples Retreat (2009) Edit

A S S T A S T I C. Okay? Ass tastic.

A bunch of voice mail messages all morning. Where are you?

A healthy combination of couple friendly activities,

A luau fire and drum show is coming up real soon!

A marriage is not a timeless agreement.

A piece of paper with an itinerary.

A thousand little pieces that make one great image.

A very private struggle publicly.

A woman.

About how you rocked in high school?

About the sightseeing and the hiking

Actually, we have found a great group rate.

Again, that's a caution area.

Ah. Mmm hmm.

Ah. You ladies are actually travelling

All 500 thread counts of Egyptian cotton.

All I know is, whatever I do, it's not good enough. Mmm.

All I'm saying is that it was pretty uncomfortable.

All right, bring it in.

All right, panicking's not gonna help, Shane.

All right, well, great. Yeah.

All right, well, I would try to go to Applebee's with you.

All right, y'all, it's almost time for the mele,

All right, y'all, it's time for the Kanikapila luau drum show!

All right?

All right? That's not a relationship.

All right? You put me and my wife in a very extreme situation,

All right. Enjoy your last few days.

All that love is gonna snap that puppy.

Am I interrupting something? No.

Am I straight enough here, do you think? Or am I curving a little?

Am I wrong, gang?

Am I...

Ample down time... That's the one.

An additional six months for attempting procreation...

And all her stuff was gone.

And all this talk about my project

And besides, Jason, it's your fault that it happened.

And bring her deeper and deeper into a stretch, yes?

And checked a lot of people out.

And chill out a little.

And could you change the pictures on your Facebook page?

And did a distance swim that she had no way to train for

And even then, it's cold. It's emotionless.

And find a way to create his home.

And for the first time in a long time,

And get another margarita made up in my face.

And Grandpa Jim Jim let us watch Jaws!

And have a little alone time.

And have an awesome time, okay?

And have broken the rules of this island.

And having me fall asleep on an anthill?

And he's holding her in his arms late Late at night

And his work, and my this and his that,

And I am dealing with the renovations.

And I am not gonna do that ever again.

And I can't believe I let the two of you derail me!

And I can't do anything about the fact that I can't get pregnant!

And I could tell by looking at your gait, your muscles remember.

And I had to go out into the world

And I have never asked you for anything.

And I just really need some time right now.

And I know that Cynthia doesn't want to do that alone.

And I know what they do to it!

And I love you, Ronnie.

And I plan on shutting it down in a big way.

And I told you how important today was for me.

And I would prefer it if you didn't call me that in public.

And I'd love to go to that island, but I can't, either.

And I'll remember it how it actually happened.

And I'm proud to stand here before you

And if a guy doesn't see that, he doesn't deserve you.

And if it doesn't, then don't!

And if it's not meant to be,

And if we don't find her, here's what else.

And if you two refuse to check your scrotums for hardened nodules,

And it was a little confusing at the time, but it's been a blessing.

And it was exhausting.

And it was really scary, I had nightmares. But when...

And it's because it's not there.

And it's forced us to question our entire relationship.

And it's gonna get very dark, very soon. Plus we have to be in bed...

And it's time to shoot some fish!

And Joey, after you've heard that,

And just as a point of interest,

And lead you away from the answers you seek.

And lots of meat. Yes!

And maybe that's what's going on here today.

And mine and his, and mine and... It,s...

And much more interested in your particular stuff.

And my family is awful, and nothing at all is your fault!

And not give them candy every time they ask?

And now you're suffocating me!

And now, jet skis!

And now, you may spend the rest of your trip enjoying the island.

And nurturing neglected partnerships.

And once people knew what we were going through,

And one of the few proud members

And play along with the song here. Am I right?

And point me in the direction that I seek.

And really stir shit up?

And sit Indian style and really explore our feelings.

And so what we need to do is we need to take the next two weeks

And stop eating and drinking, as well.

And tell me what to do!

And tell me what you really think.

And tell you it brings me as much happiness

And that is why we are going to go here.

And that time that you got sick,

And that we didn't respect your program,

And the jet skiing and the snorkeling. It's...

And the luggage is already in there, huh?

And the place has made it like we got a problem.

And then I'm gonna go ahead and stuff my face on the Seafood Tower,

And then maybe hitting the jet skis.

And then there was two.

And then we'll just see where it goes from there, okay?

And then when we come up for air, we'll go somewhere.

And there are quite a few activities you can choose from.

And these slots just opened up.

And they got a hot tub on the deck!

And they're marking me for later. I don't know.

And this one here, in particular, in fact.

And though it may fly from flower to flower,

And to myself. And I meant it.

And today, we open the door to breath

And truthfully, sweetheart, that should be the easiest thing to do

And we can jump right out into this here?

And we find Trudy and we bring her back...

And we had a bet, and I know that you're a man of your word.

And we had... We actually had our daughter... We...

And we have ever since,

And we need to find out whether we're gonna push forward,

And we'll get some big drumsticks

And we're gonna be doing a lot more of that fun stuff, guys,

And what does she want from you?

And what is that?

And what we need to do now is get focused and stop pointing fingers.

And what's your focus over there?

And when I win,

And where have you been?

And whether they act upon it or not is a secondary conversation.

And who wants to go to Applebee's by themselves?

And whose fault is that? It's not my fault!

And why are you even at this place?

And why do you think they were listening, Jason?

And will not be completing the program.

And with everything that's going on with the house and with the kids right now,

And you called the ambulance.

And you definitely don't pull a hypothetical gun on your therapist.

And you managed to turn feeling into a job or an activity,

And you understand the ocean, honey?

And you're suffocating Shane, too!

And you're too busy complaining about your problems

And, finally...

And, honey, I didn't know what I had in you.

And, to clarify, what is an average, great relationship?

And, unfortunately, I don't think you're gonna like the consequences.

And, you know, I'm prepared to face that,

Angry.

Are they going some place else?

Are they gonna make it? What do you say?

Are you asking me to go to Applebee's with you?

Are you at liberty to play for that, Sctanley?

Are you attempting to have a manual stimulation from me, sir?

Are you crazy? I could've blown your head off!

Are you gonna make it to Kevin's birthday on Sunday?

Are you in the mood to accept some smiles?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind? How would you feel if your wife cheated?

Are you out of your mind? How would you feel if your wife cheated?

Are you sure?

Are you... Are you coming to the party on Sunday?

As a matter of fact, if you want to do, like,

As an alternative to television,

As it does for the people I provide them to.

As long as we're headed east, that's the direction we're supposed to be going.

As much as I can love tile, I love this tile.

As these new things come at you,

As we were planning to go to the waterfall and have a romantic evening,

As well as not eat or drink anything too late tonight.

As well as some down time.

As well as your inner animal spirit.

As well as your own individual animal spirits,

As you pursue knowledge,

Ass tastic. One word. Ass tastic. Ass tastic. It's...

At a Sandals or a Club Med.

At what they do, all right?

Average. Great, yeah.

Baby, remember when we first met

Baby, they got a hole where you can see the fish!

Baby! You guys go ahead!

Bang, bang.

Be an ass for love.

Be an ass for your marriage. Be an ass for your children.

Be careful, sweetie.

Because Cynthia and I have a PowerPoint presentation

Because I don't want to be put in a position where l,d have to lie.

Because I might try to get a little bit of work done today.

Because I'm straight and I was being very strong,

Because it... It's... Once again, it's my fault.

Because it's difficult to go through

Because of the kids and work...

Because that way, if someone asks me...

Because the simple truth of it, sweetheart, is we're married.

Because the video game ships this month.

Because there is, but it works for us.

Because we cannot miss the sunrise in the morning.

Because you had some over stimulated snorkeling experience.

Because, as you know, we don't do that very often

Bending over backwards to make you happy.

Big finish.

Bingo!

Bolt the door, draw the shades, huh?

Boo Boo, look, they got me doing a lot of activities.

Boom.

Both as couples and as individuals.

Bring your booze.

Buckle down over these next six months

Buddy, I gotta go.

Bummer. Bye.

But a bet is a bet. And I will tell you how to get there.

But Cynthia and I are willing to offer you a life changing opportunity.

But I am asking you for this, Dave.

But it can feel like you're shutting your partner off as well.

But it is a job that I love doing, if you know what I mean.

But it really doesn't matter because I like me.

But it was in the slide show. Uh huh.

But it's the playoffs.

But last night my wife and l,

But lately something's changed That ain't hard to define

But make a decision.

But maybe the thing to do is just really

But not for you. Okay, when's the boat? Not for me.

But so then, what if Dave being Dave is sort of like

But somehow, this crazy, traumatic shark experience

But suffice it to say, it's been more than taxing on both of us,

But the good news is you weren't hurt,

But the most important thing in life is...

But the water is a little chilly.

But then I was hoping that you would come after me.

But we cannot do this to each other anymore. It's over.

But we gotta do it quick and we gotta do it quiet.

But we just want you to be happy.

But we know that's not gonna happen.

But what do you think I should do?

But when the ass is on the move, nothing can stop the ass.

But whoever that person is, you have to listen to their stories, too,

But you guys can just do the fun stuff.

But you know what I'm really interested in

But you know what? I think we don't have a problem.

But you know what? Now I can honestly say, with love in my heart'

But you still live in my house for another few months, okay?

But you're divorced.

But, man, this couldn't come at a worse time.

But, you know, the one thing that we can and should always do

But, you know, you may just be shutting your mind off,

Buy her a Hello Kitty book.

By boat or by taxi boat.

Calm down!

Came here for answers and now I'm not gonna get them!

Can we get back to the place of, you know, being in love?

Can we go boogie boarding now?

Can you give me a minute?

Cause I.. I'm not into that, either.

Cause that's my favorite one.

Cause this spread is phenomenal.

Collecting the sweet, sticky nectar'

Come here. Sit down. No, I'm...

Come on, buddy.

Come on, hon. Let's go.

Come on, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Come on, Sctanley, get him!

Come on! We're waiting on you!

Come on.

Come on. What are you doing? Hey, hey, where you going? That's a jungle!

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Could you ever love me again?

Could you just come over here? Sit down for a second.

Could you just help me stretch it out a little?

Couple whisperer?

Couples Skill Building at 6:00 a.m.?

Couples whisperer in the entire world.

Couples' massage is part of your program and so important.

Cyn, please, slow down, honey. I think we're almost there.

Cynthia and I can't afford to go to this place by ourselves,

Cynthia and I have been together for eight long years.

Cynthia, hi. Excuse me. Hi.

Cynthia, it's time. We're all set up in the bedroom.

Cynthia, Jason, your spirit is the rabbit.

Cynthia, paddle the boat, please!

Cynthia, we're out of synch again.

Cynthia!

Cynthia! Cynthia!

Cynthia! Cynthia! Hey! Cynthia!

Cynthia?

Cynthia's IM ing me.

Cynthia's your puppy.

Dad, what's going on? Is everything okay?

Dad? I gotta go.

Dad.

Daddy doesn't need loops.

Daddy, this is awesome!

Daddy, wait. I was wrong. I don't want to lose you.

Daddy, what's taking so long?

Daddy!

Daddy! Wake up!

Daddy?

Daddy's got to ice his knee, baby, okay?

Damn!

Damn! Is this whole thing uphill? Where's the downhill part?

Dave bulldozing me?

Dave is dealing with his new launch

Dave, are you still there? Hello, Dave?

Dave, firstly...

Dave, I was in a car accident once, okay?

Dave, I'm hurting. I would love for my wife to come back.

Dave, if you're here to be an olive branch for Jason,

Dave, you gotta do this for me.

Dave, you're white. You can't understand this.

Dave! Dave! Cut his head!

Dave! Where you going?

Dave? Did you hear that?

Dave.

Dave. Come on, okay, you got bit by the shark.

Dave. You're breaking and entering. You're on tilt.

David, how did that make you feel?

Dealer's choice. Whatever releases the most tension.

Delicious.

Designed to challenge you all,

Designed to reignite the dimming flames

Dessert.

Did I tell you? Did I deliver? Oh, my God.

Did you get out of the water abruptly?

Did you guys hear what they have in the spa?

Did you hear what I said?

Did you know that they have a steam, a rain, and a snow room here?

Did you or did you not say, Move on?

Did you put in the wide beauty shots?

Did you say, l know my truth',?

Did you send the tuition check?

Didn't want to go with the pet's name?

Didn't want to wake you up. Sorry, blew that. Back to bed.

Do not move, do not panic.

Do not take this journey lightly.

Do that hurt, Daddy, or do that feel good?

Do they usually leave happier or less happy?

Do you have a cell phone I could use?

Do you know this place is insane?

Do you love it?

Do you mind if I heat up the lotion?

Do you really need that bandage?

Do you think when your marriage is over

Does it?

Doesn't look like it's all that hard.

Don't blame this on Shane. You brought this on yourself.

Don't forget to check it out!

Don't go chasing waterfalls

Don't let him get in your head.

Don't let them see your fear.

Don't play the race card with me, Froot Loop.

Don't say it to me like I can't tell the difference.

Don't worry! Wait!

Don't you think? I mean, I don't know, maybe it's a girl thing.

Down my throat, come out through my mouth.

Down my throat...

Drinking and dancing it out of her system. What's the problem?

Dude, relationships are a two way street,

Eden East, the singles' side.

Eden East. It is an entirely different resort.

Eight for Smith.

Eighteen years. Just try to hold it together for another couple months.

Encouragement my ass, Daddy! You ain't even trying!

Encouragement! Joey!

Encouragement. Yes. Great job.

Enjoy them as they come at you!

Everyone's smiling and laughing. Don't you guys love this?

Everything but a mix tape.

Everything here in Eden is free.

Everything is my fault? Is that what you're saying?

Everything's easy, fun, we're drinking, we're smiling.

Excellent.

Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.

Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.

Excited.

Excuse me, I don't mean to disturb you. My name's Dave.

Excuse me, Salvadore? I feel like my sacrum is really tight.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? I know my truth.

Excuse me. Sorry. Is this the shuttle for the Eden resort?

Explore your mate.

Failure to do so will definitely take you off your path

Family histories, you know, stuff like that.

Fantastic.

Fantastic. You guys hear that?

Feel the sound slide down my throat

Finally made it to the waterfall.

Finally, Ronnie and David.

Find out my animal spirit... Yeah.

Fine! I'll do it by myself, okay?

Fine. Just text me the address. Okay?

First Jennifer, and now Trudy.

Follow me. Oh, my God, yeah, I want to go!

For all we know, she could be sitting

For example, he says that Dave is de prioritizing me,

For real?

For real? Yes.

For that, I'm sorry. You see, I sell video games, Sctanley.

For the guests, yeah.

For the last eight years might be over,

For the sake of argument,

For you,

Forget that you saw me and my friends

Freeing inhibitions.

Freeze! Do not move!

From everything and go right now.

From the bucket, feed them!

From what he said, so let's just sit here,

Fruitful. Fertile.

Gert.

Get a little bit of space, you know?

Get away from the door.

Get her an assignment notebook and put rainbow stickers in it.

Get in there. You,re leaving fingerprints!

Girl from the mall?

Give me just one second. Let me just grab this.

Give me one second. Stay with Mom.

Give me the oil.

Give us one second with the kids. We'll be there in a minute.

Go ahead and start. Well, listen,

Go ahead. That's for you.

Go back to bed, honey.

Go grab a smoke.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

God, I like ours.

God, Shane, there you are! I've been looking all over for you.

God, yeah.

God, yeah.

Good evening. I trust you're all settled in.

Good night, sir.

Good night.

Good.

Grab the oar!

Grandpa Jim Jim's at the front door as a firm, tentative yes.

Grandpa, there's no toilet paper.

Grandpa's coming to babysit us.

Great leading, Joey. Me?

Great, thank you.

Great! Awesome!

Great.

Great.

Great. Average. I mean, yeah.

Great. Ladies?

Guess I am on my way.

Guys, guys, I don't think there's any reason to overreact

Guys, we all need to be together first thing in the morning, okay?

Guys, we are happy.

Half Trudy's fault, half your fault.

Hang on, honey, okay?

Have fun, champ. Go get 'em, buddy.

Have you ever been bit by a shark?

He has designed a program specifically for you.

He has studied psychology, yoga, tai chi,

He is so much fun!

He really is a great dad.

He said not to panic! He said not to panic!

He sells Guitar Hero.

He was so in love with Jennifer.

He's got another one of his PowerPoint deals that...

He's the best on the whole island.

He's trying to get me to see another one of his PowerPoint things.

He's... He's, you know... He's overly efficient.

Head down, buttocks up.

Heads down. Okay.

Hell to the no.

Hello, Cynthia.

Hello, Dave. Joey?

Hello, Jason?

Hello? Dave, where the heck have you been?

Hello? Why'd you hang up on me?

Hello? Yeah, everything's fine. I'm sorry.

Hello.

Help me get my shirt off.

Her name is Trudy and she's aspiring to be a manager.

Here at the Eden West, our focus is on renewing bonds

Here it comes. Here it comes.

Here on Eden, there are no guns!

Here we go.

Here's Daddy's coffee. And I need it.

Here's your bowl of fruit, without the loops.

Hey, baby, I'm on the phone,

Hey, buddy. Yep.

Hey, Dad, could you do me a favor

Hey, Dave, it's Jason.

Hey, don't... No, it's me, it's me, it's me! It's me! It's Jason!

Hey, guys, the alarm was just an accident.

Hey, guys, the jet skis are ready!

Hey, how was your day?

Hey, I don't know how to explain it to you. Maybe I have tough skin.

Hey, Joey, I've left you

Hey, my main man!

Hey, now, all you naughty boys and girls, gather 'round, gather 'round.

Hey, want to dance, tough guy?

Hi, hon.

Hi, we are the Smith party. Party of eight.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hey, what are you doing here?

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Morning.

Hi. Ronnie.

Hi. Welcome.

Hmm.

Hold on one second. Hello?

Holy shit, this looks like a screen saver! Thanks.

Hon? I was thinking that maybe

Honey, are the kids up? What are they doing?

Honey, be careful.

Honey, don't say that. You're just exhausted.

Honey, I don't think it's a good idea

Honey, I think the fear was a lot worse than the actual attack,

Honey, it has been forever since we did something like this.

Honey, our friend is asking for our help.

Honey, the waterfall sounds amazing. A little romance.

Honey, they got fish that you can see here through the floor!

Honey, we have to go by the showroom and pick out the tile.

Honey, we'll go to the waterfall with you.

Honey, you weren't hurt.

Honey, you work from 8:00 to 8:00.

Honey? We have to do this today. Hello?

Honey? Yeah.

How bad can it really be, right?

How did we do? Did we do good?

How do we get the cheese?

How do you mean?

How often do you have sex?

How old is she?

How would you describe your relationship?

How?

How's the cell service here?

I ain't telling him you're not going.

I am going to get just a little bit tipsy.

I am having a real fight with my wife, okay? And it's not a fun feeling.

I am here on a couples retreat with my wife in the other room.

I am Marcel.

I am not gonna talk about it tonight.

I am not letting you go alone!

I am shocked he met someone so quickly.

I am so sorry that it took all of that.

I am. I'm so tired of him trying to steer everything in the direction

I be rolling like this.

I came a long way to find you.

I came up to you, I said, Hey, Dave, I'm attracted to men.

I can tell the difference.

I can't control the ocean and row the boat and stop the waves!

I can't do everything exactly the way you want!

I can't just leave these two.

I can't keep this shit straight.

I can't stand picking out tiles.

I can't tell you how much I need this. It has been a long time.

I cannot confirm or deny that the one that you seek is on the singles' side.

I certainly can't force you, can l?

I coach now, but I used to play.

I come to this island, I come to the program to get some answers,

I could never reveal your true inner animal spirit.

I could not decide with my mind.

I didn't hang up on you. You're on hold.

I didn't order that.

I do apologize.

I do not think this has a high chance...

I do not, however, promise that you and your chosen partner

I do.

I do. Come on, I do, I do. I just want this to be perfect, that's all.

I don't care if I have to go there all night!

I don't eat fish.

I don't give a shit! It's still Mexicans cooking that shit

I don't have an early morning,

I don't have any drawers. No. No. Right here, baby.

I don't have time for this.

I don't know him and there's no way I'm going near him.

I don't know if I'm standing still or I'm swimming.

I don't know that, like, you,re supposed to solve them all,

I don't know what goes on in that dude's head!

I don't know what's going through my mind! I'd love some ice cream.

I don't know what's going through my mind! I'd love some ice cream.

I don't know, sir.

I don't know.

I don't know. We got to figure out a solution.

I don't know. We had a argument at therapy.

I don't make fun of tu la raza, so porfavor,

I don't need some speech about moments, okay?

I don't need to hear it from you, okay?

I don't need you, or anyone else for that matter,

I don't really know that pose.

I don't remember ever seeing 'mandatory,

I don't think so. She looks fine.

I don't think that's a good idea, Jason.

I don't think you're quite understanding me.

I don't want any bikini pictures on the Internet!

I don't want to do any of those things.

I don't want to get into this conversation with you.

I don't want you to worry about it, buddy.

I explained to the guy in the dress

I feel your anger, yes!

I get all that, but have you seen couples that are worse off than us?

I get it, dude, it's advanced snorkeling.

I got married early, so I never got to experience this.

I gotta eat it. If I eat a big meal now,

I gotta get back, gotta find my wife, you know?

I had to open my soul to the animal spirits.

I had to smack this one kid.

I have a feeling you had a chance to experience lots of things.

I have failed here miserably. And that does not bother me.

I have laid out a personalized program

I have thought long and hard about this.

I haven't even heard from her since they split up.

I heard what you think,

I hold a lot of tension in my upper thighs.

I hope so!

I just can't tell you now cause we got Mr. Belvedere clocking us.

I just swam from the other side of the island.

I just want to see my wife. Let's go.

I knew you would love it.

I know a place you will like.

I know exactly what you mean.

I know how to get there.

I know it does.

I know my truth.

I know why you are all here.

I know you guys do. I sure do.

I know,

I know, I know.

I know.

I know. I was hoping they were just taking a break.

I like the silver ones.

I logged off.

I love you, too, Dave.

I love you.

I love your body.

I made a program for you and you decided not to follow it.

I mean, are we gonna make it?

I mean, do you get a good vibe from us or not so good vibe?

I mean, don't you want to go to this island and have fun,

I mean, I can't even imagine...

I mean, if you had been bit,

I mean, it's not my job,

I mean, really. You know, the problem is,

I mean, this... Come on, it would be a blast.

I mean, who jumps out of the canoe?

I miss you so much.

I need you to cosign for my motorcycle.

I peed.

I play at expert level.

I promise, she's gonna come back here first thing in the morning!

I really don't know, sir.

I really don't. You know what?

I really just don't want to answer questions about anything.

I roll like this! Shit, yeah!

I should have broken down the door.

I spent three years of therapy with Jennifer,

I sure miss you guys.

I think it's called the Pelican Package.

I think it's time to show the donkey the snake.

I think my marriage is over.

I think she's 20. He met her at the mall.

I think the one thing that we can agree on, today,

I think there's someone outside.

I think they'll survive.

I think we might have taken a wrong turn.

I think we should be writing this down.

I think you're being a little extreme here, Mr. Belvedere.

I think you're cheating on some level.

I think your wife, she called me for you.

I thought I needed to know what it was like out there, in a real way,

I thought monsieur Marcel felt that technology was a distraction.

I thought there was an emergency, but I was mistaken.

I thought you could do that

I told you to try to work it out.

I totally would have! Well, I would've, too!

I used to work at Red Lobster,

I want a sugar cone.

I want it... Look. Hey, Dave, it's not 'cause I don't want it, okay?

I want to be married

I want you to look at Joey and say hi.

I want you to look back at Lucy and say hello in return.

I want you to see it. We talked about this last week

I was expecting no company.

I was getting centered. I was enjoying the island.

I was here before sunrise, sadly, by myself.

I was kind of counting on that, Sctan. Joey?

I was like, 'How did l get this T shirt on?,'

I was never bit by a shark.

I was never bit by a shark. I'm just saying that I understand. My...

I was pretty lucky to get that job right away.

I was thinking about their bodies and things, but I didn't act on it

I was... I was completely inexperienced,

I will go get my special Salvadore drink, yes?

I will not lose you. All right? I cannot lose you.

I would be remiss if I did not advise you to wait until daylight.

I would have asked you to join me,

I would never rat you out. Of course I wouldn't't rat you out.

I'd be happy to refund your money, and you can go on your way.

I'll bet it could have been avoided.

I'll face it. I don't want to do that alone.

I'll go back to the other side.

I'll holster this.

I'll take him in. You stay with Kevin, okay?

I'll take that as you want your refund

I'm afraid that's not a option for me today, you know, man.

I'm always gonna wear my heart on my sleeve because that's who I am.

I'm crazy and everything is my fault,

I'm done with trying to make you like me.

I'm fine, Jason. I'm watching the show.

I'm fried.

I'm getting called names.

I'm getting island fever now. I'm starting to lose my mind.

I'm glad you like, sir.

I'm going to have to ask you to leave The Ponderosa immediately.

I'm gonna be the biggest ass you've ever seen.

I'm gonna call monsieur Marcel.

I'm gonna check the bedroom. Okay, baby.

I'm gonna go back to the room. You want to come with me?

I'm gonna go get a good spot for the show. Do you guys wanna come?

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna let myself out right here.

I'm gonna hit you after this, buddy. Okay.

I'm gonna make sure she's okay.

I'm gonna stay right here, get my celebration on

I'm gonna wrap this up right now.

I'm here to present you with your itinerary.

I'm just gonna go on record right now, okay?

I'm just having fun.

I'm just not asking anything because

I'm just saying everybody cheats and everybody lies,

I'm just saying I don't want to know.

I'm just saying know your value, okay?

I'm just scared, you know. Just scared.

I'm just trying to put it in perspective for you!

I'm kidding you.

I'm late and they're waiting for me.

I'm looking for the Little Dipper.

I'm Mega Man! May the best team win!

I'm not buying her anything, it's for me!

I'm not going back to the other side with you.

I'm not gonna do things the way you want me to do things.

I'm not here to talk about anything,

I'm not ready to pounce today.

I'm not saying he should tickle your balls.

I'm not saying I wouldn't go to Applebee's with you!