💬 Boyhood (2014)

A celestial map of heavenly bodies so accurately displayed

A chance to thank you for that.

A dewlap, okay.

A few times. Really'?

A little bit of decisiveness goes a long way in this life, all right?

A little bit.

A little more patient, little more forgiving.

A little. Did he work on it at all, Mindy?

A lot of guys do that. He's just trying to be cool.

A lot to juggle.

A real person, not just the profile they put up.

A sleepover? Yeah.

A tiger chases her tribe out of a cave

A week later, we don't know why

A+, very good.

Abby, why don't you come and help me with this?

About that time, here comes Jesus

About three months.

Actually be interested in her, all right?

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Ah, I just love him so much!

All A's, huh? Like mother, like daughter, right?

All class.

All in blue

All over Texas? Yeah.

All right, all right, we're done. Let's get out of here.

All right, and we didn't put ourselves

All right, class, as you know,

All right, come on! Don't let me down!

All right, first off, I have no memory of that, all right?

All right, go up and hit it. That's good.

All right, I got a question for you guys.

All right, let me see. Let me see what you can do.

All right, let's roll. Uh, no, wait a second.

All right, let's top her off.

All right, listen up, guys. Grandma's gonna pick you up after school.

All right, look here.

All right, man. All right, now check this out. You might want to move.

All right, nice cursive.

All right, no, no, no.

All right, now, what are the two ways

All right, Randy, go cash this.

All right, say goodbye to your grandmother.

All right, say hi to Annie and Cooper, will you?

All right, take 'em. Go on, go on.

All right, this shit is called the death punch.

All right, very nice.

All right, watch out, watch out. Whoa. Be careful. All right.

All right, who would you vote for?

All right, you're up, kid.

All right!

All right! Looks good!

All right.

All right. Did you apply there yet?

All right. Everybody, get in the car.

All right. Have a good weekend.

All right. I'll talk to your mom about it.

All right. I'm gonna leave my stuff here, if it's okay,

All right. It's nice meeting you.

All right. Let's roll!

All right. Listen to me. Listen to your father, okay?

All right. Oh, yeah, that's right. What?

All right. Okay. Bye, guys.

All right. This is your face.

All right. To you, buddy!

All right. Well, be careful when you're driving, all right?

All right. Well, Mason gets it on the way there

All right. Well, we'll be back tomorrow night.

All right. Well, you can tell Mom

All right'? Let's get started.

All the more reason to leave it behind, right?

All the time we spent over there building trust,

Also, we got a ride.

Am I your only ex at this party?

Ancient Native American custom.

And a butt load of morons who are untalented

And also one of the managers here.

And as it turns out, we're already biologically programmed

And certainly not until you've completed your assignments.

And Daddy made this cool hand carved grizzly bear and this tiki.

And don't... Olivia, don't let her back talk me

And everyone just hated him?

And four, whatever you want to try to sell

And gaining skills and getting better at photography.

And good. Got it.

And Grandma said she'd help us out,

And he turns to Thomas. Don't you know, Thomas felt some shame.

And he was talking about how much he loved your car,

And he's striking out guys half his age.

And he's way into Bright Eyes, so that's not so bad.

And here you go, hostess.

And his dad gave it to him.

And how about you? Did you finish your science project'?

And I ask you questions and you just...

And I can do whatever I want with it. All right?

And I didn't know what the answer was. Morn wanted to know.

And I got my Associates degree,

And I guess her roommate's out of town, so it's no big deal.

And I hope that you can learn from my mistakes, okay?

And I know she was hoping you would go.

And I make polite conversation

And I really thought we were...

And I told her, I know he does them,

And I wanna see those nail prints in his hands.

And I want you to show him around today, okay?

And I wish that...

And I'm on the other line.

And I'm proud to say the 4 56, the whole time we were there,

And I'm sorry about that bumper business.

And I'm working on my bachelor's now at Texas State.

And if some girl doesn't see that, then fuck her, you know.

And if that doesn't happen,

And if you truly take care of you,

And if you're anything like me or your old man,

And it doesn't mean anything.

And it produced an unconditioned response in the dog, which was?

And it shows When we stand hand in hand

And it was so big that its heart was the size of a car

And it would be nice to be near her.

And it's kind of dying away in this generation,

And Jesus said, Well, that's good,

And joins the other disciples.

And kissing them good night

And look at this bracelet. It was made by Indians in Alaska.

And my mother falling in love with me.

And my teacher says it's a good war,

And neither are you, by the way.

And nine other people did, too. I'm gonna kill you.

And now I can see your pretty eyes and your foxy face.

And now I'm gonna spend the second half of my life

And now it has been carefully found, arranged and ordered for you

And now it's 100, just 'cause of the computer.

And on your way down, you may magically find some quarters

And paint any little smudge or mark or anything

And probably want to be doing that I'm just not.

And Samantha gets it on the way back.

And she fucked a couple other guys, too.

And she said that you destroyed her pencil sharpener.

And she said you're still staring out the window all day.

And sometimes in this life you gotta fight.

And thanks for coming to my class.

And that I should go to school.

And that means that everything that Jesus said is in red.

And that's a lot more responsibility.

And that's all, I'll be back later, click?

And that's another history test.

And that's gonna be me.

And that's, I'm sorry to say,

And the horn broke off, so now it's a zebra, okay?

And the hotels are really small and really old.

And the shirt is blue.

And the value's only dropping from there.

And the whole family's coming outside,

And then a year later, I went to community college

And then he drags along you little dice danglers.

And then he in turn

And then I just texted my mom back.

And then, um, that's my report on lizards.

And there's this decade of music out there

And they line up to give you blowjobs.

And they lost seven guys in the first month.

And they start to elevate each other,

And they'll tell you who your roommate is

And they're all bouncing up and down,

And they're buying this party line that they're supposed to feel bad

And this is, uh, Mason Junior right here.

And Thomas says, My Lord and my God, I believe.

And to make sure that you cover everything,

And trade off their own pension,

And we see that

And we were there early, so we gave him a ride around the block,

And we'll use that blow up mattress.

And welcome him to school. Okay?

And what about our friends?

And what about work? How's that goin'?

And what is it that you do at these parties?

And what is the one thing that you are not going to be

And what's that supposed to mean, huh?

And what's the second way?

And when we got to the top,

And whenever I got done I told them,

And where's Mason Senior?

And why am I responsible for your mistakes in life?

And why not?

And with your little one. Where is he?

And you could crawl through the arteries?

And you don't burn the forest down.

And you don't care if your mom's upset,

And you get lucky and it's a classic,

And you just earned your vag badge.

And you know what? We've helped Janey out before.

And you might not like this idea at first,

And you need to include who, what, when, where, why and how.

And you only graduate high school once in your life.

And you remember that sculpture I was working on,

And you were taking me over to Anthony Nadar's house for his birthday,

And you're going to be writing papers about gods and goddesses.

And you're going to write your essay about your god and goddess,

And you're right, it sucks!

And you've got to hold on to that.

And, uh, did my tour.

And, uh, she should let you in.

And, uh, they loved, they absolutely loved Gatorade.

And, uh, three months later 9/11 happened, and I was back 9/12.

And, um, my friend Rodney gave me that one.

And, you know, coming straight out of high school,

Anthony Nagar. What...

Any bags, any of that stuff need brought in?

Any dipshit can take pictures, Mason.

Anybody but Bush! Okay?

Anybody else have a problem with that?

Anyway, she cut one of her wrists.

Are we ever gonna see them again?

Are you and Mom gonna get back together?

Are you back?

Are you cool with this side of the room?

Are you doing this through your school?

Are you gonna move back?

Are you gonna see your sister when you guys are in Austin?

Are you her brother?

Are you Mason? Yeah.

Aren't you jumping ahead by, like, 40 years or something?

Art, that's special.

As a matter of fact, a lot of them are sitting in that classroom

As if that's what's been corrupting this nation.

As opposed to giving me the appearance of normality.

Astros won.

At her friend Emily's.

At least that's what he told me.

At least, I have, and I hope y'all have, too.

At least, that's what he said.

At Taber's house.

At the garage sale next weekend,

Aw...

Awesome!

Awesome. Let's go.

Awhile?

Awkward.

Baby, go eat.

Back your feet up a little bit. Yeah, like that.

Ballet, tap, jazz, lyrical, hip hop. Wow...

Based on everything you've ever said, written or clicked.

Basically she's still just as fuckin' confused as I am.

Be cool like I used to be.

Because I really enjoy making poor life decisions,

Because it makes me feel alive.

Because it's better to be safe than sorry.

Because they haven't been bussed!

Behind the door and all around the doorways on the inside.

Being responsible, being able to afford a car, that was cool.

Being some big, transformative experience.

Believe it or not, you changed my life.

Bill! Clean it up, God damn it!

Billy and Ellen broke up, and Ellen's kinda mad at me,

Birdie putt.

Blanket?

Boom!

Bowlby's four stages of attachment.

Brilliant child!

Bring his little asshole brother

Bullshit. Quick, where were you?

Bumpers are for kids!

But a week later, Thomas comes back

But apparently we're not as unique as we want to think we are.

But blessed are those who can believe without seeing.

But bottom line is, that was my car. All right?

But Bush and his little numb nut fanatics he's got around him,

But can you take the responsibility?

But don't tell LeeAnne I told you that. She'd kill me.

But everyone does, you know? Exactly.

But for some reason, you know, they hated the lemon lime flavor.

But he's having a good time.

But he's yelled a lot.

But I appreciate it.

But I don't have any cash.

But I haven't been to Austin yet.

But I know my parents sort of were expecting me to live in a dorm.

But I need you on the floor.

But I said no because I knew

But I still consider her a friend.

But I still think I'm gonna get an 'A,' right?

But I wanna share something with you.

But I worked on your septic line years ago.

But I'd love to pitch in, help with this, if I could.

But I'm supposed to be going to the hospital soon.

But I'm taking all my basics like History of Dance and all that.

But is that odd? Is that unusual?

But it was really just a way to get free spray paint.

But it was so cheesy!

But it's definitely an interesting perspective on the world.

But it's like a preordained slot

But kind of half excited, half terrified.

But life is expensive, you know?

But like us, we haven't seen him in the flesh,

But living in a dorm isn't so bad. Yeah?

But Mason's trying.

But once you got down here, lefty.

But she's working and single parenting.

But since I have known you, you've grown a lot and I'm proud of you.

But still remain fearless

But still remain mysterious

But that doesn't mean it was healthy for us to stay together.

But to wander wherever I may

But truth be told, I always thought she was a little bit...

But we did.

But we don't wanna throw away.

But we have experienced him in the spirit.

But we're moving to Houston.

But we're not moving.

But we've kind of grown apart.

But what about you guys? You in?

But what if his mother answers the phone?

But when we're alone or on the phone,

But you didn't have time to finish your chores?

But you didn't miss much, really.

But you put them next to each other, right,

But you're also obviously not fully experiencing my profound bitching.

But you're welcome to hang out with us.

But, anyways, he was telling me about how

But, Dad, I mean, dusting is pointless.

But, Dad, why is it all on us, though?

But, honestly, he's not a baby anymore.

But, I mean, it's kind of true.

But, I mean, who dusts anymore?

But, like, right this second,

But, you know, they're not even aware they're doing it.

But, you know, you never know.

By your loving father.

Bye bye!

Bye, babe, I love you.

Bye, Dad. Don't worry about it, okay?

Bye, Grandma.

Bye, honey. Have fun with your dad.

Bye, honey. I'm so glad you were born!

Bye, Mama.

Bye, Mom.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Call me when you get there.

Camping in Big Bend, all the fun we had?

Camping? Where?

Can I get you anything else?

Can I just give you a little?

Can I just have one day where everyone isn't all over my ass?

Can I put an Obama sign in your yard?

Can we just replace that part of the pipe?

Can we please eat here? The bus is coming.

Can you believe they're both out of high school'?

Can you get a camera?

Can you say bye bye?

Can't believe how big they are.

Can't believe we're moving again.

Can't believe you guys came all this way. It means a lot to me.

Can't step in the same river twice

Can't use props. You can do it without that. Think, think, think.

Can't you just help me out a little bit?

Cars are generally a terrible investment, you know.

Castrated guy she wanted me to be

Cause she saw me talking to Billy in the cafeteria.

Chase went down easy street and fucked this whore Nancy.

Check this out, man.

Check this out.

Cheers.

Climb to the top Look over the ledge

Come here, come here, yes!

Come here, you guys. I want to make a little toast to Mason.

Come on now, people! Tough weekend? What's the deal here?

Come on, darling.

Come on, give me that thing.

Come on, how's that fair? Huh?

Come on, it's the first picture you ever took.

Come on, man.

Come on, right? You gotta have it. You need this.

Come on, Sam.

Come on, Samantha. Um...

Come on, Sheena, road trip with Mom! I'll pay for gas.

Come on, the guy that's got his arm wrapped around you,

Come on, we do. We can do it, we can do it.

Come on, what about your sister?

Come on, you could do one or two more for your poor old mom.

Come on! You guys are adults!

Come on.

Come on. This auction is gonna end on Sunday, honey.

Completed your, uh, digital contact sheet?

Computer games at the table. Yes, uh, please, another bottle of wine.

Congratulations, baby.

Congratulations!

Consider everything deeply

Contraception?

Cool.

Cool. Can I help you with anything, man?

Cool. So is this your tag?

Count down with me, ladies and gentlemen Ten!

Crumpled up at the bottom of your backpack.

Cut it out. Judges speak. No props. No props.

Dad, do you have a job'?

Dad, it's always a mess.

Dad, it's fine, I can finish the dusting.

Dad, these questions are kind of hard to answer.

Dad! That's 50 cents for the F word!

Dad?

Daddy!

Dalton can be crazy sometimes.

Damn it.

Damn. Fuck. Go to hell. Ass.

Dance barefoot on a razor's edge

Dead man, dead man, wake up!

Deep down.

Dementors. Ah...

Did he sit around playing video games with Mason the whole time?

Did Sam tell you we were gonna stay here?

Did you brush your teeth?

Did you complete your image diary?

Did you do your homework?

Did you enlist?

Did you get that application into UT?

Did you guys eat anything?

Did you put this in here again?

Did you see any polar bears?

Did you see that, Randy? That's the way to do it!

Did you watch the game? No.

Do I look like a Barack Hussein Obama supporter?

Do y'all recycle? Should I...

Do you guys know what time it is?

Do you have a girlfriend? What have you been up to?

Do you have any gum? Urn...

Do you know her well?

Do you like it? Yeah.

Do you think he's gonna spend the night?

Do you wanna be a cooperative person

Do you want to hurt her feelings? Mmm mmm.

Does Garret have a condom? Oh, God!

Does he go to UT, too? Cool. Yeah.

Does he wanna teach Italian?

Does it matter?

Does your mom actually let you watch this'?

Doesn't look like it.

Doesn't mean you don't love him, right?

Doesn't the apartment have like an attic, or storage or something?

Don't act like you're tough shit, motherfucker.

Don't be gross, Mom.

Don't be texting, don't be doing any of that. All right, just...

Don't bump into me! Little bitch!

Don't call my kids mistakes! Don't!

Don't disrespect your mother.

Don't even start. Don't start, don't start.

Don't forget to floss.

Don't forget your dad's ID.

Don't forget your seat belts.

Don't look at me like that, all right?

Don't put me in that position.

Don't spend it, I want it back.

Don't swing too hard, Randy.

Don't touch me, faggot!

Don't touch my kids!

Don't worry, we got you some absinthe. It's in the...

Drink up.

Dude, did you see that?

Dude, it's not what they want, man, it's what you want.

Dude, it's okay to be gay. We understand.

Dude, my turn!

Dude, that sucks.

Dude, you will have so much fun.

Dude!

Dunk your heads.

E Z J O.

Eight or 10 a game? That is awesome!

Email and write back telling me how the other scouts are doing.

End of the summer, I think.

Especially if they're not helping you financially.

Ethology theorists' work,

Even though I know You're not coming home

Even though you're not dating him anymore?

Everybody, listen up!

Everyone's got to do their part.

Everything? What's the point?

Everything.

Everything's a line.

Exactly 13 years to the day.

Exactly what every thinking person in the world

Exactly.

Excel at something, you know, and then you have your pick of the litter

Except for you.

Excited, you know.

Extreme Mason view of everything.

Fifteen.

Fifteen. Give me a hug.

Finally getting the job I wanted.

Fine, Mother.

Fine.

Fine. We're not going.

Fingers and thumbs.

First off, you gotta ask her a lot of questions.

First word.

Five hundred bucks.

Five hundred bucks. All right?

For allowing ourselves to be brainwashed.

For Cooper's baptism?

For some of you who might be interested in that.

For some Shelby Cobra.

For that terrific darkroom chat we had that day.

For what it's worth, it's hair and it will grow back.

Four Blackwater operatives have been viciously attacked

Four more years. Four more years.

Front of the line, are you ready?

Fuck anyone else!

Fuck no, man, I'm not going to that,

Fuck y'all.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. You're coming in with me.

Fuck, there are so many cars here. I don't wanna go in there!

Fucking fuzz nut, talking shit!

Garret?

Garret. Is that his name? All right.

George who talks to you about God,

Get a job!

Get back to class and do your work.

Get it, get it, get it, go, go, go!

Get my clubs, would you? Get the ball.

Get off the fucking floor, Olivia. For Christ's sake!

Get outta the way. Jesus Christ.

Get to know 'em, get to hate 'em.

Get to see him much?

Get up there, Mason! Get up there! It was so good!

Get your ass upstairs! You're not going anywhere.

Getting divorced again. Getting my master's degree.

Getting married. Having kids. Getting divorced.

Girl with the dyed black hair and the nose ring'?

Give it some time, man. You'll realize.

Give me five! Good putt, son, good putt.

Give me that. Dude, it's all you.

Go eat!

Go get that McCain sign, would you?

Go have some dinner, go to a bar!

Go in the house! Go! Go in the house! Go in the house!

Go to night school at community college. It's pretty affordable.

Go to sleep.

Go!

Go? Wait a minute. You gotta get your stuff.

God damn it. Son of a bitch.

God, is that your mom?

God...

Good job, good job. Proud of you, son.

Good luck.

Good man. All right.

Good night, Sam. Good night, Jimmy.

Good night, Sam. Night, Dad.

Good night. Good night.

Good to see you. You, too.

Good.

Good. How you doing? Hi, birthday boy!

Goodbye, box of stuff Mommy won't let us take with us,

Goodbye, house.

Goodbye, yard. Goodbye, c**** myrtle. Goodbye, mailbox.

Got in this morning, just moved my shit in, man.

Got it timed perfectly. It'll kick in when we get in the mountains.

Got it.

Gracias. It really meant a lot to me.

Great.

Great. And beautiful!

Great. It was really nice meeting you both.

Great. Pretty great, to be honest.

Grievous is the best, man.

Grow up, Mason.

Guy's got to be responsible.

Guy's incredible. He's unhittable this year.

Ha ha!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday, huh? What's that?

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday. Oh, my goodness!

Happy high school graduation, Mason.

Has your mother talked to you guys about this stuff?

Have a great week. Okay. Had a great time.

Have a great week. Sam, I'll see you next weekend?

Have fun with that, I guess.

Have fun!

Have you always lived here?

Have you been drinking?

Have you been there yet?

Have you been...

Have you even talked to this guy yet?

Have you heard of Sarah Palin?

Have you met him? Has he been around the house?

Have you read 'em?

Have you, uh, kissed her?

He always says that, but we never have guests.

He always swings too hard.

He can call Grandma and she'll tell him,

He can't vote. He's not 18.

He doesn't feel too good. I don't think he's going to school.

He had a Confederate flag on his house.

He stole some cigarettes from his mom and he wanted me to smoke 'em,

He turns to Thomas and says,

He wasn't feeling well today, so I thought I'd bring him with me.

He's a little slow in the head.

He's a prudent man and, uh, he's gonna have a great future.

He's actually talking about turning his, uh, closet into a darkroom.

He's got a job, he's really cleanin' up.”

He's in eighth grade, and he can find his way home if he wants to.

He's not a jock, okay? He just happens to be on the lacrosse team.

He's not feeling well.

He's smart. Smart, yeah.

He's so cute, isn't he?

He's studying history and Italian, I think, his minor, yeah.

He's studying literature and anthropology

He's such a jerk!

He's throwing things at me.

He's totally faking it.

Heard you got a scholarship. Yeah.

Heck, man. That was not fair.

Hell, yeah.

Hello, little brother.

Hello! Pomegranate.

Hello?

Hello. Uh, great.

Help their old man out?

Here, babe. All right.

Here, have the rest of this.

Here, I'm going to get it all wrinkled here.

Here, let me get these bags here.

Here, take a dollar, all right? Keep the change.

Here, wanna help me out?

Here, you hold it.

Here. There's my ID.

Here's the truth. Women are never satisfied, okay?

Hey

Hey, Annie. Hey, kiddo.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Catherine, how are you'? Mase, I'm good.

Hey, Cooper.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, fuck you.

Hey, guess what, Mom? What?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, honey, take this to your sister.

Hey, how are you?

Hey, Jill.

Hey, Jimmy. Hey, man.

Hey, listen, thanks for that camera you got Mason.

Hey, Liv. Hey.

Hey, love bug. You ready?

Hey, man, what's up?

Hey, Mason, what time is it?

Hey, Mason!

Hey, Mason.

Hey, Mason. One last hit.

Hey, MJ.

Hey, Mom. How are you?

Hey, Paul, tell us a joke.

Hey, Randy! Hey.

Hey, Sam.

Hey, still sleeping here?

Hey, sweetie. Why aren't you ready?

Hey, Ted.

Hey, there, Cliff. Hey, how you doing?

Hey, this next one of 'em goes out to a young man in the house.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, you can't use props!

Hey, you must be Mason.

Hey, you play soccer? No.

Hey, you two. How you doing?

Hey!

Hey! All right! Very good!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! How's it going?

Hey! Put the pillow between you.

Hey! Yep.

Hey.

Hey. Can't we enjoy what we have while we have it?

Hey. Fuck you, you little penis wrinkle.

Hey. Hey, Mason.

Hey. Sam, watch your mouth, all right?

Hey. That was a fun day, right?

Hey. We're going camping tonight.

Hey. What's up, Jimmy?

Hey. Which one of you guys used the downstairs bathroom last night?

Hi, baby. What's goin' on?

Hi, Dad! Samantha, Mason. Hello.

Hi, good afternoon, fellas. What can I do for you today?

Hi, guys. I'm Ernesto, how are you?

Hi, I'm Mrs. Darby. I'm glad to meet you.

Hi, Mason, nice to meet you. Heard a lot about you guys.

Hi, sweetie.

Hi! Hi!

Hi. Mason, Nicole.

Hiking. Yeah, man, you should come.

His brother's a senior.

His cognitive theories, his interviews with orphans,

His friend's playing.

His name is Mason, he's sitting in the back row.

Hit the campfire.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Ho! Whoa! Yeah!

Hold on.

Holy crap, I would rather have my balls clawed off

Homework, go to the bathroom.

Honey brown, no burn.

Honey, 11th grade is really important for college. Don't blow it.

Honey, it's so good to see you.

Honey, you know what? I'm gonna talk to him about it later. Okay?

Honor the Texas flag.

Hood. Big hair. Robin Hood! Ah!

Hook, I mean, when he smashed that board against that microphone...

Hop on in there. Hey.

How 'bout that? Is that so hard?

How about sex?

How about the dusting, Sam?

How am I supposed to do my laundry?

How are you feeling?

How are you, darling?

How come?

How did that feel? Felt good.

How did that go?

How do you mean?

How evil is that? We're fucked.

How long have you been doing that for?

How long have you been here?

How long were you over there?

How long you been in here, Mason?

How many of them made it professionally

How many times can you watch that, Mason?

How many you got left, two?

How much longer are we gonna be here?

How old are they?

How underneath the ocean,

How was it? How was it? Hey! We've returned!

How you doing?

How? Seriously.

How's it goin'?

How's Liv?

How's she doing? You know, is she a good teacher and everything?

Huh?

Huh? It's simple.

Huh? You guys ready to have some fun?

Human survival depends on us falling in love.

Hurry, hurry.

I am gonna be Mommy Monk.

I am,

I am!

I appreciate it.

I believe you.

I bet you did watch her, you little pervert.

I call front seat!

I call that the Beatles Black Album.

I called their mom. I called the Child Protective Services.

I can hear you!

I can tell because I have a nine year old son, he pulls this all the time.

I can tell you. I can count it on two fingers.

I can't get a babysitter now. It's 9:00.

I can't keep going this way.

I can't understand a word comin' out of your mouth.

I care what I think of me, which isn't much right now.

I could get some writing done, try to get published.

I could take a sabbatical.

I did. Would I lie?

I didn't call your kids...

I didn't know you were even interested in abstract art.

I didn't know you were gonna be

I didn't talk to her. She left a message.

I didn't think so.

I didn't!

I do dishes all day.

I do the dishes I mow the lawn

I do. We're what you call house poor.

I don't care if you assholes believe me or not.

I don't care what anyone else thinks,

I don't even know what that's like!

I don't have a sitter.

I don't know how bad, but I think I should go visit.

I don't know what it was.

I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know where to go!

I don't know you, but congratulations!

I don't know, doesn't it all seem a little overwhelming?

I don't know, honey.

I don't know, I'm kinda thinking it's the other way around.

I don't know, I'm not counting on it

I don't know, it never sounds right. Words are stupid.

I don't know, it's so beautiful to me,

I don't know, man, you must've been...

I don't know.

I don't know. A while ago.

I don't know. A while, I guess.

I don't know. Do you wanna be weird?

I don't know. I didn't.

I don't know. I don't have the answer, baby.

I don't know. I guess I feel comfortable.

I don't know. I think I always just liked Paul the best.

I don't know. I think if they were gonna make another one,

I don't know. I'm sorry.

I don't know. Mom wanted to know,

I don't know. Where is she?

I don't regret anything.

I don't think it's that transformative.

I don't think pretty boy's hair's good enough.

I don't think your mom would love that.

I don't usually even try to vocalize my thoughts

I don't wanna go with you. You're sorry, that's bullshit!

I don't wanna hear another peep out of here for an hour.

I don't want it.

I don't...

I doubt that.

I even learned how to use the washing machine

I feel like I do work pretty hard.

I figured out where wasps come from.

I find myself so furious at all these people that I'm in contact with

I got a six top, two four tops I can't use

I got that one at Dripping Springs,

I got you pegged for fry cook this summer,

I got you something.

I gotta get them home by 8:00.

I guess it's really easy to say like,

I guess there are really only like eight types of people in the world.

I guess.

I had a good meeting with Miss Butler this time. I kind of liked her.

I hate Miss Burnsby. Everybody's been saying she's lesbian.

I hate squash!

I have an immature life!

I have one started there.

I have responsibility. I have an immature life.

I have these dreams where I'm just kissing him,

I have you and your brother.

I haven't done that yet.

I haven't told anyone.

I hope so.

I just don't feel like drinking a beer right now.

I just don't get why you're being so fucking childish.

I just don't know what I did wrong.

I just feel like there are so many things that I could be doing

I just got like one box left, I packed pretty light.

I just got the address of the club where we're meeting them later,

I just see it as the next step.

I just thought it'd be easier if I brought 'em over here.

I just thought there would be more.

I just wanna try and not live my life through a screen.

I just wanted to say hello before you got out of here.

I just...

I knew this day was coming.

I know for a fact that you have never gotten any pussy.

I know I could call him up

I know I shouldn't hope it's true

I know the boys helped you with that a lot.

I know what I said, you know. And immediately you use your kids again.

I know what this party is.

I know you have to stay here with your kids! You're acting...

I know you wanted me to drop them off at your mom's.

I know, I know, right?

I know, I know. I mean, we're going to UT and everything.

I know, right?

I know. I'm trying to help.

I learn more about her from her Facebook page

I like my mom, too. I just mean...

I like to think it's just a matter of mutual respect, you know.

I like your mom.

I liked college a lot better than high school.

I love it, yeah. I'm volunteering at their school.

I love it.

I love you, babe. So proud of you.

I mean, bottom line is, it's all timing with these things, you know.

I mean, college?

I mean, especially if it's a coed dorm.

I mean, everybody’s just changing so much, you know'?

I mean, he didn't even ask! He just cut it.

I mean, he obviously has money to eat here.

I mean, how difficult is that?

I mean, I don't want to like scare kids at the park, or anything like that.

I mean, I guess it's just being afraid of what people would think.

I mean, I just wanna be able to do anything I want,

I mean, I've never been around so many cute guys at once.

I mean, I've seen this kid mount boulders before.

I mean, she's a serious person.

I mean, take your mom and me.

I mean, technically, you don't ever have to be in here these days,

I mean, the costs of that were impossible.

I mean, there are subsets like male and female,

I mean, unless she moves 500 miles away or something,

I mean, we both knew this was coming.

I mean, we have just got to pull together to get this win, right?

I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical

I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?

I mean, you're not...

I might have to move. Right?

I missed you two real bad while I was gone, okay, I want you to know that.

I mowed the lawn.

I never thought I'd hear you say that.

I only met her a few times, and yes, she was cute, all right,

I paid for it, I took care of it,

I pledge allegiance to the flag

I pledge allegiance to thee,

I probably won't see him for a week. Oh, yeah. Right.

I read an article in the paper the other day that said

I really like talking with you.

I remember when I was six,

I salivate like a Pavlov dog.

I sang 'em a song Went something like this

I see your point.

I spend the whole weekend taking pictures a lot of times.

I still love your father,

I still make fun of Trevor though.

I think he went pee pee on you, bud.

I think he's still figuring stuff out.

I think I probably turned into the boring,

I think I still have a couple of those...

I think I'm gonna put the house on the market.

I think I'm the only girl in the whole school

I think my older brother likes him.

I think she already has.

I think so, too. Yeah.

I think so.

I think that shotgun should live at my house, huh?

I think you can, because I believe in you.

I think you're really special,

I thought if we could sharpen pencils,

I thought we talked about that.

I thought you were a musician.

I took your advice. I signed up for English classes,

I tried to write some music.

I tried.

I try to keep the house nice and neat

I try to stay busy

I want for you to know me completely

I want one.

I want some kind of actual interaction.

I want them sorted, and I want to see them very first thing Monday.

I want to take pictures. Make art.

I want you to be easy and casual

I want you to shoot a full card, 300 images, I want them downloaded,

I wanted the front seat, though.

I was someone's daughter, then I was somebody’s fuckin' mother!

I was speaking perfectly clear English, Mother.

I wasn't the least bit concerned with the state of your soul.

I watched her the whole time.

I went to San Antonio for a day,

I went to this camp thing just this past summer.

I will blow you, though.

I will pick you up right here at 3:30.

I wish I were a better parent to you guys, all right?

I wish we could've gone to Europe.

I won't believe it until I put my finger into his side,

I won't.

I wonder if he's reading them stories

I wonder what his deal is.

I worked on a boat for a while. Um...

I would love to have some time to myself!

I would love to just go to a fuckin' movie!

I would love to see him.

I would, but none of the girls here want to.

I'd appreciate it if I could.

I'll be a poor whore with a big house.

I'll come back in a couple of hours.

I'll email these to everyone.

I'll just come back in a little bit?

I'll make you some bookmarks. Just a second. Pictures...

I'll never like Mommy as much for making us move!

I'll see you on Sunday night.

I'll teach you a little bit of safety.

I'll teach you how to clean it,

I'll tell Chase to make sure you're there.

I'll tell you why.

I'm about to break his face, right here.

I'm done.

I'm excited. It's great, yeah.

I'm feeling generous. Come here.

I'm glad.

I'm going back to bed.

I'm gonna be sending Sailor Scout instructions.

I'm gonna drive you to school.

I'm gonna get better at stuff like that, okay?

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna Pay You.

I'm in the library. You know, reading to the little ones.

I'm inside with my buddy right now just going over my résumé.

I'm just gonna forget about her?

I'm just here with some friends.

I'm just kind of sick of moving.

I'm just saying that she could've been

I'm just saying.

I'm just the one who did something about it.

I'm just trying to be friends with you.

I'm leaving all my friends, and I didn't even get to say goodbye!

I'm not being childish!

I'm not even gonna be here next year.

I'm not saying she was wrong to be pissed, I'm not.

I'm not sharing a room with him.

I'm not sure.

I'm not their legal guardian, honey.

I'm not. They make us do it.

I'm reading To Kill a Mockingbird for the third time.

I'm really happy that you're hangin' out with us.

I'm really sorry that Lee couldn't be here. He's on his senior trip.

I'm sick to death of her, okay?

I'm sick.

I'm so glad you found her, I really am.

I'm so happy to be with the two of you, okay?

I'm so proud of you. Congratulations.

I'm so sorry. I've been so busy with school.

I'm sorry I'm so late.

I'm sorry if you had other ideas about it, but when you get older,

I'm sorry, but I thought we talked about it.

I'm sorry, muffin.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure.

I'm that guy!

I'm the guy with the job, payin' the bills,

I'm up your ass?

I'm wearing dirty clothes because you wouldn't even let us get our stuff!

I'm working for this insurance company now.

I'm working three jobs right now.

I'm worried about you, Mason.

I've just decided,

I've not known you as long as everybody here,

I've spent the first half of my life acquiring all this crap,

If I don't try, I'll never fail

If there's a world changing event, I'll come back.

If we leave now we can catch the late afternoon at Big Bend.

If you buy a dog You'll piss off your cat

If you can do those things,

If you delete your Facebook page, I'm pledging.

If you flick water into the air just right, it'll turn into a wasp.

If you go home You're rolling the dice

If you think you're so cool,

If you wanna live in my house,

If you want the big city around here,

In a couple of years when you turn 17?

In front of the other kids, please. Thank you.

In my opinion, are being lied to.

In the best position to be great parents.

In the girls' bathroom on the first floor, ' said Hermione.

In the kidneys, right? The stomach? Something.

In the world, okay?

In their cars in Fallujah.

Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Instead of swimming and all the other

Into Jealous Guy into Photograph. Come on!

Involuntary, unconditioned response.

Iraq had nothing to do with what happened at the World Trade Center.

Is a complete waste of time.

Is because fucking Charlie's mom made him

Is Emily a real person?

Is Garret gonna be there?

Is he still in Alaska?

Is he your boyfriend?

Is it charged? Mmm hmm.

Is she finishing school?

Is she your girlfriend?

Is that a compliment?

Is that better? Hmm?

Is that okay?

Is that what's up?

Is that your dad?

Is that... Do they still call it...

Is the job complete?

Is this the feather I sent you?

Is where it would have to be,

Isn't it cool? See, its head spins!

Isn't that kind of crazy, though,

It depends on me falling in love with my mother

It doesn't matter, you know, you're missing the point.

It doesn't really mean anything, though.

It flew away, it went for miles.

It kind of becomes a drag, you know?

It means a lot to Annie and her folks, you know.

It means don't hand over the controls to your self esteem to Sheila.

It means you are responsible for you,

It says, Do not use this bathroom, it's broken.

It starts at 7:30, I want you to get there early,

It was beautiful, wasn't it?

It was fuckin' huge!

It was like he was so pathetically desperate for attention.

It was like, Jump around, jump around.

It was not a mess this morning. Okay?

It'll just be a little bit more car time.

It's a Bible. This is your first Bible.

It's a good record. I shit you not.

It's a K...

It's a lot easier when you can see and feel and touch,

It's a lot smaller than Houston, but it seems pretty cool.

It's a night of romance.

It's a red letter edition,

It's a work in progress.

It's abstract.

It's also more money. How's that sound?

It's as hard for me as it is for you. But seriously, all right?

It's beer 30, children.

It's better than money. You'd just spend that.

It's constant. The moment, it's just...

It's embarrassing to ask my friend to turn around

It's funny. I'm driving a cab.

It's gonna be 15 years till I have an empty nest.

It's gonna be okay.

It's good to see you two.

It's good to see you, because I really wanted

It's good to see you.

It's good? It's better, yes. It's good.

It's great that you can think that way.

It's just humiliating. I can't do that.

It's just like...

It's just prom, it's not like it matters.

It's like an online junk shop.

It's like as if all of time has unfolded before us

It's like we have nothing in common.

It's like we're being chemically rewarded

It's like we're on a date.

It's like when they realized it was gonna be too expensive

It's my hair!

It's my pleasure, man. Of course.

It's not going to make all your dreams come true here.

It's not gonna happen for you, Mason.

It's not like I haven't been with anyone else.

It's not like this car has any seat belts.

It's not pointless, you just don't like to do it.

It's not some super serious relationship.

It's not that simple.

It's not the same, though. I mean, you never got to know her.

It's not weird that we're staying there, is it?

It's our dad.

It's probably happening to some of you right now.

It's Room 206, right? Awesome. Mmm.

It's still not working.

It's The Beatles, you know?

It's too expensive. I'm done.

It's your birthday?

Jesus Christ.

Jesus.

Joey's kind of a jerk, actually.

John is just, No, it's about love and pain,

Just a minute, Mason.

Just a minute.

Just about.

Just crawl out the back window or something, man.

Just for a second. Just a second, seriously.

Just for controlling me or whatever,

Just go! And leave my picture!

Just hope he bought you dinner first.

Just keep your expectations low.

Just lay it out on the lane.

Just like creative freedom.

Just now, I guess.

Just stay with me here, all right?

Just straight up... The lyrics in this,

Just, you know, sleep over there.

Just...

Keep your hands soft.

Keeping things clean Doesn't change anything

Keeping us on the brink of poverty.

Kenny, this is Mason,

Kenny! Off.

Kenny's going to be his buddy, but I want each one of you

Kez Jo. That's cool.

Kind of.

King of the Pity Prom.

Knew was gonna happen before they got started.

Last summer it was the earrings, and now the nails.

Last summer.

Last time I went bowling, we had bumpers and it was a lot more fun!

Let me guess, you were pulling all kinds of ass back home,

Let me show you how it's done.

Let me tell you what's happening in Iraq, all right?

Let the sounds roll on by

Let's go, Roger!

Let's go!

Let's hear it for the father!

Let's just get this one... All right, we ready?

Let's make sure that we do all of these things right here.

Let's pour.

Life doesn't give you bumpers.

Like having a brother.

Like work ethic or whatever,

Like you guys have.

Like, college is really fun.

Like, have you kissed her?

Listen to the production of this.

Listen to this song, all right?

Listen, both of you!

Listen, I told you to put that away.

Listen, tell your sister to pick up her phone or call me back or something.

Listen.

Little stuff that they want to do,

Look at all these people.

Look at him! Aw, he's got Mason's nose.

Look at that, huh?

Look at these nail prints. It's me.

Look at this! It's a disaster.

Look at those.

Look out, Sam.

Look what happened to him. Voila'.

Look what I found in the street.

Look what you did! Well, you nailed it, didn't you?

Look who's here!

Look, I'm a patriot, all right?

Look, it's no problem. All right'?

Look, just to finish the point, okay?

Look, the same thing happens when you're grown up, all right?

Look, there's your name.

Look, why do you need your money so fast? Come on.

Look, you can sit there like there's a death in the family, all right,

Look. For example,

Lose that earring. But...

Love you, guys. All right. Be well. See you, Dad.

Lt's just messing around with a blanket. Wrinkling it...

Make a barrier, come on. Stop.

Make a wish, make a wish.

Make my bed I change the sheets

Man, have a beer, man. That was awesome. Here.

Man, if you're too chickenshit to even have a beer,

Man, that's gross.

Marie, Christine, Amy. Everyone.

Mase, that's the last candy, okay?

Mason can't come over today. We're moving.

Mason demanded we work on it the whole time.

Mason is moving in the fall.

Mason Junior! High school graduate, 18 and straight!

Mason, he's doing great.

Mason, honey,

Mason, I don't want you collecting snake vertebrae anymore.

Mason, silver medal winner.

Mason, this is Dr. Welbrock.

Mason, uh, how was your week?

Mason, we're leaving.

Mason, what's going on?

Mason, why are you such a stick in the mud?

Mason, you're okay with water.

Mason!

Mason! Do not throw things at your sister!

Mason! Honey, come down for dinner.

Mason! We are in the weeds out here!

Mason! Yes!

Mason? Come here, son. Uh oh.

Mason.

Mason. How you been? Huh? How was your week'?

Maybe in 20 years you can call old Mr. Turlington and you can say,

Maybe we can get all you guys together sometime, huh?

Maybe we could sharpen rocks.

Maybe, yeah.

Maybe.

McCormick's gonna take us to the party.

Meat, right? Meat. Meat powder, actually.

Meg's family just got a miniature pet pig.

Mick Jagger wrote a song about it.

Mindy?

Mister I Don't Care What Anyone Else Thinks Of Me.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. And another A.

Mmm hmm. Yeah, I was, um, Army National Guard,

Mmm, good to see you. Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm...

Mom, can I go camping with Chase tonight?

Mom, can we see your wedding ring?

Mom, this is awful.

Mom!

Mom! Hi! Look at this owl Daddy gave me!

Mom.

Mom's home!

Mom's home.

Morn, do you still love Dad?

Morning. Morning.

Must be nice for you, having 'em here in Houston.

My 11 year old daughter loves soccer!

My baby! I love you, I'll protect you!

My brother, one of his friends, and Tony maybe.

My dad gave it to me when I was a little younger than you,

My friends make fun of me.

My Mama's For Obama.

My mom's a teacher.

My second actuarial exam, all right?

Nah, but we don't have whores coming over.

Naw, dude, I'm going to this show with my dad in Austin.

Needed money for college.

Neither does anybody else, okay?

Neither does my boy. He hates soccer. He likes computers.

Next time you're here if you want.

Nice and easy. Sweep the floor. Sweep the floor.

Nice and natural.

Nice kid. Thanks.

Nice nails.

Nice slow swing is gonna be better for you.

Nice to meet you, Mason. Nice to meet you, too.

Nice to see you, too, Jen.

Nice to see you.

Nice, Dad.

Nice.

Nice. Nice. Nice!

Nice. Yeah.

Nine! Eight! Seven!

No big deal.

No fever. It's a con job.

No more Cokes. Thank you.

No, actually it was.

No, but she's coming to Houston in April.

No, but the things you're talking about,

No, but we've been trading emails. He seems pretty cool.

No, come on, has she talked to you about

No, Dad!

No, Dad. Amy's really responsible.

No, God damn it! Stop it.

No, I think I'm all right.

No, I think we're just gonna hang here for a minute.

No, I will not be that guy. You cannot put me in that category, all right?

No, I'll drop him off at 7:00 and then I'll just call you.

No, I'm not your dad.

No, is no good. Everything is no good.

No, it's fine. Have fun.

No, it's not fine, Mindy.

No, it's okay. You sure?

No, let's do... Apple Quit.

No, mmm mmm, don't think so. Oh, who's this?

No, Mother, we're not moving. Nope, nope.

No, no, no! Wait. We're gonna take pictures.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Back up and take a practice swing first, remember?

No, no! No excuses!

No, no. Hey, that's not an excuse.

No, not at all!

No, tell him I said hi. I will.

No, that is not how we are going to talk to one another. All right?

No, that's all right.

No, that's all right. You guys know where it is, don't you?

No, that's fine. Sam?

No, that's okay. She's expecting me.

No, what is it? It's nothing!

No, you need it. It's...

No! Talk to me.

No! Yes!

No.

No. But I saw a Kodiak bear.

No. Jennifer.

No. No, I can't.

No. No?

No. Technically, no elves.

No. To be honest, I drank way too much last night.

No. You're missing the point.

Nobody else can carry anything? Huh?

Nope.

Not all day.

Not at all! I finally figured it out.

Not currently.

Not everything's some big conspiracy against humanity.

Not have any sex, okay?

Not long. We're...

Not much. No?

Not on purpose!

Not quite yet.

Not quite, but it's not gonna take me long.

Not quite.

Not really experiencing anything.

Not really.

Not to have to be around someone who's so gloomy all the time.

Not very long. Um...

Not yet, but Sheena's pretty much in, though.

Not yet.

Not yet. Not quite.

Not your girlfriend, not your mom, not me, you.

Nothing much.

Nothing, really.

Nothing?

Nothing.

Now cock it. All right, there you go.

Now fire at will, all right?

Now he's all graduated from high school and making me feel old.

Now hold this like the bitch you are, bitch.

Now I'm gonna get rid of a mortgage,

Now leave the dishes. Giddy up.

Now take care of your dad now, son. You only got the one.

Now think about it.

Now what's this?

Now which one you aiming at?

Now why is that?

Now you're gonna hit it straighter. Okay.

Now you're just trying to be an asshole.

Now, an ideal mother goes,

Now, Bowlby's gonna argue that

Now, I know Chase will fuck anything.

Now, if the Astros could just get a few runs, maybe we'd win a game.

Now, in Pavlov's experiment,

Now, just so you know, what we're watching here is history.

Now, Mason, I know you didn't really want to have a party today,

Now, what you want to do is line up the front sight with the back sight.

Now, who can give me another example

Now, you guys, you gotta think,

Now, you see this guy out here?

Of an unconditioned stimulus response pair

Of B.F. Skinner's classical and instrumental conditioning.

Of course we do. Presents? Really? Let's do it!

Of course you don't.

Of the United States of America...

Of what?

Oh, A again.

Oh, baby, we can email them or write.

Oh, bullshit.

Oh, come on, Jimmy, man! You knew the kids were coming this weekend.

Oh, come on, man! Turn this shit off.

Oh, come on!

Oh, cool. What does she teach?

Oh, Dad! Um, l forgot to show you, um, these basketball pictures.

Oh, did you guys kiss under the Bridge of Sighs?

Oh, don't you want me to come?

Oh, dude, you sure? I heard you play the skin flute.

Oh, fun.

Oh, God!

Oh, gosh.

Oh, great! Honey, then you're a professional.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. I feel so much better now.

Oh, he's at home.

Oh, hey, Tammy, how you doing? What's going on?

Oh, hi.

Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay.

Oh, I don't know, around 7:30, I guess.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I know, it's in Annie's purse. I'll be right back.

Oh, I know, you're here to protect my wife from me.

Oh, I like school, I need school,

Oh, I'm sorry that your table's got dirty plates on it,

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying something?

Oh, man, his first piece of ass was sloppy seconds.

Oh, man.

Oh, Mason, Mom's home!

Oh, Mason, this is Nicole, Barb's roommate.

Oh, my God, most importantly,

Oh, my God! Look at you, you're so big!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my mom owns Needleworks.

Oh, no. Shit, no. Yes.

Oh, oh... Uh, Professor Douglas and I...

Oh, please.

Oh, right now?

Oh, sorry. My bad.

Oh, thank you. Can I get you a bite?

Oh, thanks. Really great.

Oh, that was awesome!

Oh, that won't be a problem.

Oh, that's a good one.

Oh, that's cool. Thanks.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, that's groundbreaking.

Oh, uh...

Oh, wait, hold on a second. I'm getting another call.

Oh, when they call your name,

Oh, wow. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, good to see you. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, here.

Oh, yeah, Mason's all into the photography. He's loving that thing.

Oh, yeah, right. Great.

Oh, yeah, this is a math test.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? Fuck, yeah, dude.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. All right. I'll do it. It's no problem.

Oh, yeah. These are my pictures.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you did, though.

Oh, you hit a little low.

Oh, you know what, why don't I take 'em over to their mom's?

Oh!

Oh! Blew you up.

Oh! Hey! Yeah, I know him. Okay, here we go.

Oh! Mom, Mom!

Oh! We're here!

Oh.

Oh. Is he moving back?

Oh. Let me see your pictures.

Oh...

Okay, do me a favor.

Okay, go.

Okay, guys, have a good day!

Okay, guys, let's be clear. We're gonna break this into four categories.

Okay, guys, you had this conversation,

Okay, I back you up. You guys got that?

Okay, I meant to call you, 'cause Janice flaked out.

Okay, I will.

Okay, let's go grande.

Okay, let's go, 'cause I wanna get there before it gets dark.

Okay, that's what we'll do.

Okay, this is in case of emergency.

Okay, well, have you ever seen her in concert?

Okay, what's she interested in?

Okay, you know what? You need to relax.

Okay, you're right. That is a really cute, tiny pig.

Okay? I don't know what that's like!

Okay.

Okay. All right, buddy.

Okay. An unconditioned stimulus,

Okay. Bye, guys. Love you.

Okay. Can I talk to you outside for a second?

Okay. It's just you have so many lines, Bill.

Okay. Mom... Mom, I know what you're gonna say.

Okay. Okay, that's good.

Okay. Take this paint very carefully

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. There you go.

Okay. This is the best s'more I ever made in my life, all right?

On some subtle, lower level.

On the baseboard there,

On weekends for shows and stuff.

Once, she didn't score any and she cried!

One nation, under God,

One of you will sleep on the couch,

One, two, three and...

One, two, three, four, five, you're alive!

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, three, four...

Ooh, it's low.

Ooh, once again, I take you down.

Ooh! Look at those!

Ooh. She looks nice.

Ooh...

Open it up.

Or feelings or anything.

Or get Garret to...

Or he can call Information.

Or what time you gotta be home.

Or you can get a minivan.

Or you could, you know, start a band.

Or you just keep taking pictures.

Or, Well, you, why am I gonna pick you up? You're gonna slow me down.

Orientation mixer thing?

Our lives can go on.

Out there right now, hmm?

Over and over again by your loving father.

Over to the college.

Ow, that'd be painful.

Paid 22 grand for it, which is great

Pancreas.

Pearl.

People are slobs.

People just made that up.

Phillip?

Please join me in the Texas Pledge.

Poor choice there, Sam. And hurry up.

Pregnant? That's right!

Pretty good.

Pretty terrible.

Probably not.

Probably taming polar bears or something.

Probably.

Production's like Abbey Road or something.

Psychology, I think.

Pull!

Punk kid! You got no respect!

Put it back on.

Put it next to your bitch card.

Put that homework in your backpack.

Put your seat belt on!

Queso. We have a purpose.

Quit it!

Randy, Mason, Dad wants you guys downstairs.

Reach for the stars Grab a tiger by the tail

Ready?

Ready? Mmm hmm.

Real good! Presents! Wait, wait, wait. Here, sweetie.

Really? Like what?

Really? Oh, yeah.

Really? Where?

Remember to use protection during breakup sex.

Remember when Trevor deleted his Facebook page last year

Remember, second trigger.

Remember?

Remember? He was such a pain in Sam's thing that...

Right, keeps it going. Yeah.

Right. Well, if you know that's where you wanna go,

Salivation! All right?

Sam lost her mind.

Sam, I'm gently pushing you out of the nest.

Sam, say something!

Sam, who are the Astros playing tonight?

Sam, would you get us a knife so we can cut this up'?

Sam. Very nice.

Sam...

Sam's gonna pick you up. Right, Sam? Yeah.

Sam's graduation. Oh, yeah.

Samantha did not finish dusting.

Samantha, how was your week?

Samantha, I have to go back to college,

Samantha, I think I heard your dad pull up.

Samantha, I'm doing the best I can!

Samantha, Mason! Come down!

Samantha, please.

Samantha, you go right through that door.

Samantha!

Samantha! Mason!

Samantha! You didn't post these pictures and their descriptions?

Samantha?

Samantha? No.

Same kind of deal.

Same thing, right?

Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter?

Saturday night was a lunar eclipse

Say hi to your big brother. Hey, big brother.

Say hi. Hi.

Seat belts! Put your seat belts on.

Seat belts. All right. Seat belts.

Second of all, I would never say that. Never.

Second word.

See those sorority girls over there?

See you later. Bye.

See you, man.

See, but you don't actually care.

See, I didn't know that.

See, that's exactly my point, man.

See, your feet are too open, Randy.

Seemed like a decent paying job.

Sell that in the store. Mmm.

Sending Samantha off to college. Sending you off to college.

Seriously, let 'em know you're a man who knows what he wants.

She and I are hosting a little pre Thanksgiving get together at my place,

She can keep on talking,

She can pay her bills.

She didn't ask for 'em.

She didn't even like sports.

She didn't even touch them, seriously.

She didn't say!

She doesn't live here, though. She's back in Houston.

She got her degree and got a pretty good job.

She hasn't seen you in, like, 55 minutes?

She is. She hit on Stacey.

She lives right around the corner. It's no big deal.

She makes it interesting.

She said she found a big chunk of them

She said she'd be back later.

She said you were out of town for the weekend.

She said, Stay in your rooms. I'll be back later.

She says she caught him whispering to the window

She says we're gonna come visit

She sorta got all emo, she thinks I'm a prep,

She talked about that? No, Dad, please, stop.

She took it all.

She was running late and we couldn't turn around.

She's a bitch and a half.

She's a busy girl.

She's a huge Astros fan.

She's always walking in the locker room.

She's back in school.

She's been home for a while.

She's coming to Houston? Mmm hmm.

She's faking, she hit me first!

She's my best friend.

She's not interested in music or video games or...

She's pregnant? That's right.

She's pregnant.

She's probably even my favorite teacher.

She's speaking that stupid language again!

She's super smart and she cares, you know.

Sheena.

Sheena. All right.

Shoot the game.

Shotgun. Ooh!

Should be some pretty awesome stuff happening.

Shut up! Mom!

Sit down, Mason, just sit down.

Sit your butt down!

Six to eight. Wow.

Six! Five! Four!

Slam your head against a wall!

Smile. Here we go.

Smokes for the adults,

Snake vertebrae? That's disgusting. Huh?

So cut your horseshit attitude!

So Cynthia just magically knows

So every time we come rolling into town,

So fuckin' happy to be leaving.

So get your ass out of bed.

So here's to you, buddy.

So I can make us a better living.

So I want to celebrate you and this next phase.

So I'm just kinda hangin' out.

So I'm not the only one yelling at them all the time.

So if anyone wants to come, please stop by.

So it doesn't really matter that much.

So it sounds, you know, less illegal,

So it sucks. I mean, the guy's a college lacrosse player.

So it's gone?

So listen, guys, I wanna talk to you about something.

So make sure that you cover all those things

So proud of your boy.

So take a deep breath and enjoy the ride

So take your lens and point it that way.

So that you can charge your cell phone'?

So tomorrow, when they come home,

So we could stand here and look out and scream, Fuck, yeah!

So we don't have to pay two rents next month.

So we should just let it happen more natural, right?

So what you're saying is I should take up lacrosse.

So what're you reading?

So where is Sheena staying?

So you coming out with me tonight, brother?

So you deleting your Facebook page is gonna change all that?

So you're gonna spend the afternoon with him.

So, anyway, we figured out a way to rig up our iPods

So, are you going to Shauna's party next weekend?

So, did you finish?

So, how do you like San Marcos?

So, how was your day at school?

So, I mean, look at that, look at that.

So, if this photography thing doesn't work out,

So, in this perfect world, where no one's controlling you,

So, to be a part of bringing it back

So, what are you gonna be doing tomorrow?

So, what did the locals think about why we're there?

So, what's the point?

So, where are you thinking about living when you come here?

So, where're you going?

So, yeah, it's like everyone's just stuck in like an in between state.

So, you game?

So, you think, uh, Grandma might be available for a little babysitting?

So, you're a student of my mom's, right?

Solo, post breakup.

Some of you might have classes with Elena.

Somebody's scored a keg, right?

Something that produces an unlearned,

Sometimes? Zzz?

Sometimes.

Soon as you drive them off the lot,

Sorry, Mom. Nope. Nope.

Sorry, Tommy.

Sorry.

Sorry. Um...

Sort of.

Speak English!

Squeaky.

Standing right next to him, okay?

Start lining up at your front door.

Starting now.

Staying out all night, going to shows, whatever we want.

Steven.

Still got the goods, hmm?

Stop mumbling!

Stop!

Stop! Come on!

Straight up old school country song.

Straight up. Nothing fancy.

Stronger.

Such a good dad. Really.

Sure haven't.

Sure, you know,

Sure.

Sure. Mmm hmm.

Sure. What about her?

Sure. Yeah.

Surrounded by miniature brilliant.

Suzy has a birthday party next Saturday.

Take 'em then, just take 'em! Get in the car.

Take care.

Take it up with her, then.

Takes two bad drivers to have an accident, okay?

Talk in the morning, huh?

Talk to you soon. Bye. I'll see you. I'll see you.

Tap.

Teach you how to fire it.

Teacher says my son paints pictures of a family

Technically, that's a fancy step cut

Texas one and indivisible.

Than something like a whale?

Thank you very much, Facebook.

Thank you very much. Class dismissed.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Congratulations, son.

Thank you. Thanks.

Thank you. That's very nice.

Thank you. You like it? All right.

Thanks for saying that.

Thanks.

Thanks. Good luck.

Thanks. See ya.

That a computer knows who you are

That although US teenagers are not the most sexually active,

That concert was awful.

That diamond and soft hands.

That did not work out very well for your mother and me.

That every day of your life

That happens to you every day?

That I just happen to have passed

That is a savings bond. That is worth something.

That is the lie. That's the big lie.

That one could chart the procession of the pole star

That shit's lethal.

That soon they won't even need a questionnaire

That tall guy, what's his name?

That used sonar and sang songs

That was all right, but this is gonna be badass.

That would be a Magnificent Owl. Caligo atreus.

That would be a...

That would be kidnapping. I can't just...

That you spend crying over some silly girl

That you use to do laundry in your own apartment.

That'd be great! Yeah.

That's all it takes, man.

That's already got your name and number on it.

That's cool man, let me finish up. I'll be up in a minute.

That's cool.

That's good.

That's great.

That's great. Yeah.

That's him.

That's how you want to catch it, just like that.

That's it, Roger! Yeah!

That's it.

That's just 'cause they did that lame story about it in the school paper.

That's me.

That's not, uh, entirely up to me, you know?

That's okay. I don't like me either.

That's right. I wanna stay here with my kids.

That's the deal.

That's the first way, okay? Just not engage in that.

That's the thing, though, I'm not doing it for attention.

That's totally cool.

That's what I figured.

That's what I like. Yeah, he's all about it.

That's what I was talking to you about.

That's what I'd rather do.

That's what I'm saying. It's in the balance.

That's what I'm trying to find out.

That's what I've heard.

That's what made them the greatest fucking rock band

That's what they're teaching you in school?

That's what you remember, huh?

That's what you're saying?

That's what you're thinking about, that diamond.

That's what's going on right now.

That's where all the high school kids go

That's why I love teaching it, 'cause,

That's why I've just assigned you

That's, like, the fairest thing ever.

The arts and crafts store over there.

The bodies and cars were set on fire after insurgents started...

The boys are going camping.

The boys didn't finish raking leaves.

The bus will be here in 10 minutes.

The freshman satisfaction rate for new roommates used to be like 60%,

The Gathered'? Folded. Is it like... Um...

The good news is you're feeling stuff.

The homeowner's insurance, the property tax, the plumbing.

The images you're turning in, they're cool.

The last death at the Hoover Dam construction site

The Mask?

The Milwaukee Brewers, all right?

The odds of two young people staying on the same wavelength are...

The office is right there. They're expecting you.

The only reason you little cum gums are here

The parents are out of town, right?

The point is those pictures you took,

The pond's right up here.

The system they use for assigning roommates is kinda spooky.

The time that we thought you were dyslexic.

The value starts going up again.

The whole time playing video games.

The world is too competitive.

The world's not so horrible.

Then all the more reason to come now, man. That's why we're here, dude.

Then you get home when you say you're gonna be home.

Then you have to listen to the answers, all right'?

There are too many talented people who are willing to work hard,

There is no favorite Beatle!

There it is.

There was this giant sea mammal

There we, there we go. There we go! We got something there!

There you are. Oh, wow.

There's a 20 gauge shotgun. Wow.

There's a bump right there.

There's no, like, real magic in the world, right?

There's, like, no elves in the world, right?

These are beaver claws. Beaver claws?

These guys basically destroyed it in three days.

These high school love things, they never work out.

These little fuzz nuts are going to get their chance soon enough.

These places get bought and sold all the time.

They did, basically, the polar opposite of what we did,

They didn't listen to any of our advice.

They don't give a rat's ass.

They don't hear it. Goes in one ear and out the other.

They give you trouble? Look at the sign we made.

They had more than French fries.

They have a camp for graffiti'?

They haven't reached the awkward years yet.

They say, The Lord's alive, we saw him!

They're always looking to potentially trade up,

They're billions of us just laying around, not really doing anything.

They're gonna give you your schedule.

Think about it. Awful lot of flowers in that bouquet.

Think it's true?

This dude is like 43 years old,

This end of the school year here,

This flew in the face of traditional learning theory,

This guy knows exactly of which I speak.

This guy's ERA is 1.47, all right? Can you believe that?

This house is too big for us.

This is absolute peak. Look at this. Yeah. Yeah.

This is dried Canadian grass. Uh huh.

This is fun for us, isn't it? Mmm hmm.

This is just in case we have guests this weekend.

This is Mrs. Darby's room.

This is my house. All right'?

This is my son Mason. Oh...

This is our camp out.

This is pointless.

This is private property. Get off.

This is the 1950s, this was radical!

This is the reality. I'm a parent!

This is the worst day of my life.

This isn't you! Who is this?

This moment's having a falsieful whoregasm!

This one is going to a party.

This one is...

This one needs a little explanation, okay?

This one's incredible. That's the owl one, right?

This place that Grandma found us,

This series of milestones.

This sucks!

This'll be great for me. I'll have all these options.

Thomas wasn't there the first time, uh,

Thomas, here, stick your finger in my side.

Those are my friends. Uh huh.

Thousands of submissions from all over the state, and you won.

Three best movies this summer. Right.

Three second rule. Put it on your plate.

Throw it in the truck, okay?

Time to finish your work, Mason. Apple Quit.

To actually build cyborgs and robots.

To college, though, all right?

To get as far away from home as possible,

To take a break, here's a snack.

To take the time today to introduce yourselves

To the external speakers on the ASB.

To the future!

To the kids is really rewarding.

To your future.

Today kind of sucked. This guy didn't show up.

Tommy! ls Mason down there?

Tonight we're safe here in Houston

Tropic Thunder, Dark Knight and Pineapple Express.

True dat.

Trust me.

Try harder.

Trying to figure out what school to go to.

Turn themselves into robots.

Two, throwing away. Three, donating.

Uh huh, right?

Uh huh. And that's more fun to you than going camping

Uh, at that house that his family's building. It's pretty much finished.

Uh, I did two tours in Iraq and one in Bosnia.

Uh, I don't know, Dad, it was kinda tough.

Uh, I don't know. It's all right.

Uh, I'm planning on it. You know, I gotta find a job.

Uh, it's Breakfast of Champions. Kurt Vonnegut.

Uh, like 12:15.

Uh, more queso? Yeah.

Uh, top of Volume ll, first four tracks,

Uh, you know, maybe I can get you front of house.

Um, guard.

Um, I think I heard about it. I'm not really sure, though.

Um, I'm not really sure yet.

Um, our dad's a big supporter.

Um, Tammy, this is my daughter Samantha. Hey.

Um, this is Sheena.

Um, we're going camping.

Um...

Um... Are you going to the orientation mixer thing?

Unbelievable.

Urn...

Very arranged and very organized,

Wait till it gets up high, then shoot, all right?

Wait, have you scored any points?

Wait, wait, wait. Come on.

Wait! She said that you crammed a bunch of rocks in it.

Wait.

Want me to turn off the light? Okay. Sure.

Was his son, Patrick Tierney,

Wave your hands up in the air

We added a couple of monsters

We all agree, everybody agrees, right? Tomorrow, chores'?

We are happy to have you here as long as you want.

We are in a dangerous situation.

We can come back to visit.

We can handle that. I'll still come get you every other weekend.

We don't even have a place to live!

We ever gonna go to class?

We flew a paper airplane off.

We got a big drive ahead of us.

We got a good deal on a foreclosure, so now I'm finding out why.

We got some whores coming by later.

We got something! We got something!

We have a new student joining us today.

We have a special weekend this weekend, so...

We have the highest rate of teenage pregnancy, okay?

We have to follow that example.

We haven't felt him in the flesh,

We haven't seen him in about 80 years.

We just stayed in the hotel room

We know what we're doing here.

We need... Sam, where are you?

We never lost a guy, not one casualty.

We should be out by the first,

We used to be best friends growing up,

We went bowling and I made four strikes!

We were just fucking with you to see what you'd say.

We won't be hard to find.

We wouldn't have missed it for anything!

We'll see you soon.

We'll see.

We're all in this together

We're all just winging it, you know?

We're aware.

We're even pretty good at self maintenance and reproducing constantly.

We're going to stay with Carol and her family for a while.

We're gonna head out after the game.

We're gonna help out, right?

We're gonna look at apartments tomorrow.

We're just having fun.

We're not gonna drag a bunch of crap to Mom's tiny apartment.

We're pretty much doomed.

We're up here raiding the green room. Hope that's okay.

We've all been through the exact same thing at one point or another.

We've been working on our mythology projects,

We've listed those gods and goddesses here on the board.

Wears Hot Topic every day?

Well then, you should come.

Well, about eight or 10 a game.

Well, babysitters say they miss me

Well, because you're the leader now.

Well, Bill has his good qualities.

Well, Dad, you know it was kinda tough.

Well, did you work on it? Did you build anything or plan anything or...

Well, go to sleep, my weary babies

Well, great.

Well, here's what you do, all right?

Well, how are you feeling about it?

Well, I bet you are.

Well, I better get going.

Well, I got rid of a couple husbands,

Well, I got silver.

Well, I saw you working on your art project.

Well, I think it must be,

Well, I want for us to be together forever

Well, if you gotta move, you gotta move, you know? It's no big deal.

Well, is she cute? Watch your step there.

Well, it really screwed up my plans.

Well, it was a unicorn,

Well, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be crazy good.

Well, it's not that serious here, so I kinda train outside of university,

Well, it's true.

Well, LeeAnne has a big crush on you,

Well, no wonder you were angry. I'd be angry, too.

Well, no, this one is not going camping.

Well, no! I mean, we have plans.

Well, only a little bit. Aw...

Well, she said that you weren't turning in your homework assignments.

Well, so it's runnin' okay? That alternator's not messin' up anymore?

Well, soon.

Well, sounds like he'll be a good roommate, then.

Well, tell him he has to come home to dinner.

Well, thank you so much, you two. Okay, stay back!

Well, that's called a dewlap.

Well, that's what your uncle says.

Well, then, let's go get 'em!

Well, they call it urban art. Oh.

Well, uh, we still on for tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, um, these are snake vertebrae.

Well, we had some French fries at the bowling alley.

Well, we just decided to come a little early, check you out.

Well, we just wanted to show him our rooms.

Well, we talked on the phone.

Well, what were you gonna do with a bunch of sharpened rocks?

Well, when we're at school, we got plenty to talk about,

Well, while you're tryin', we're dyin'!

Well, yeah, I don't care. No worries.

Well, you can go. All right.

Well, you never, ever have to.

Well, you ready to go?

Well, you should!

Well, you're 15 and I'd like for you to have it, all right?

Well, your best friend has a big fucking mouth.

Well, your mother, okay, is a piece of work, all right.

Went under the Arc de Triomphe, you know.

What a dick.

What a hard time you had quitting smoking, Dad.

What about Christmas, though? What are we gonna do?

What about you, cowboy? Pretty good.

What about you, Mason? You ever got any?

What about you, Peter Puffer?

What about you? Have you got a girlfriend?

What about you? How was your week?

What am I supposed to tell my customers?

What are we even doing here at 3:00 in the morning'?

What are you even talking about?

What are you gonna do?

What are you guys up to?

What are you, two years old?

What are you? A pussy?

What can you bring to it that nobody else can?

What did she say?

What did you guys do differently?

What do you care?

What do you mean some kid? He's your brother!

What do you teach?

What do you think?

What do you want to do?

What does he study?

What does that even mean?

What else do you got?

What happens when their legal guardian is dangerous and abusive?

What I think has happened to you, my fine feathered friend.

What if after we move he's trying to find us and he can't?

What is it, your head? Do you have a fever?

What is it?

What is so hard to answer about what sculpture are you making?

What is that?

What it is, is the best of John, Paul, George and Ringo,

What kind is that?

What position do you play?

What the hell is going on in here?

What the hell... Nobody's going anywhere, God damn it!

What time are you supposed to be home?

What time is it? It's 9:00. Let's go, let's go!

What time should I have these rascals back?

What was her name?

What was the stimulus that he used?

What you been up to?

What you watching?

What, has she... Condoms?

What, I'm the only one with any arms around here?

What?

What? Get the McCain sign. Go rip it up, come on.

What? Nothing.

What'd she say?

What'd you do, get about half done? Hey, hey, hey.

What're they even doing here at 3:00 in the morning?

What're you doing here?

What're you up to?

What's a quarter?

What's different? What changes?

What's going on there?

What's going on, Mason, man?

What's gonna happen to them?

What's happenin', buddy?

What's happening back there? Stop, put the barrier up.

What's that? That's our new car. Get in it.

What's the matter, you feeling a little left out?

What's the one thing you know about

What's the second way?

What's wrong with you?

Whatever meat powder is, it worked on this dog.

Whatever that means.

Whatever we don't sell, we're donating.

Whatever!

When Gabi leaves, you and me are gonna have a chat.

When he came back a month later.

When I taught you how to ride a bike.

When I was in high school, having a job,

When it turned out she was interested in some Knucklehead lacrosse player, okay?

When the front runner hussies start sniffing around.

When you hear that ding on your inbox,

When you play flute for the marching band.

When you're writing your essay.

When?

Whenever you listen to too much of the solo stuff,

Where are you?

Where I don't even know anyone!

Where the hell are you going?

Where the hell do you think you're going? Get upstairs!

Where the hell have you been?

Where you going? Bathroom.

Where you were until your sister told us.

Where're you going?

Where's he live?

Where's Mason?

Which is that we wouldn't be having this conversation

Which is what you're supposed to be doing, but you're not.

Which one's your favorite?

While ago like, 30 minutes ago, an hour ago?

While he drives me places and buys me shit.

Who are more than willing to surpass you.

Who can figure?

Who died on December 20th, 1935,

Who do you hang out with?

Who doesn't like the Twilight books.

Who even buys this shit?

Who wants syrup?

Who was taking my college course.

Who you gonna vote for next fall, MJ?

Who?

Who's compassionate and helps people out...

Who's gonna be there?

Whoa, Jesus!

Whoever can stay quiet for the longest period of time wins.

Whoo hoo! Known him since he was just a small boy.

Whoo!

Whose car is that? That's our car.

Why are we even doing this?

Why are we even...

Why aren't you?

Why can't you just say that?

Why couldn't Randy and Mindy come with us?

Why did you even buy it in the first place then?

Why did you even marry him?

Why didn't you call somebody else?

Why don't you come inside here? Huh? Come inside here.

Why don't you get you and your sister some water.

Why don't you just tell Miss Fuckin' Rubber Jaw

Why don't you sit here?

Why is that?

Why would you ask me that?

Why you hanging out with a bunch of 8th graders on a Friday night?

Why?

Why? That Mason had to be there, you know.

Why? You're getting haircuts.

Why's that?

Wildcats everywhere

Wildcats in the house Everybody say it loud

Will just get you a cup of coffee in this old world.

Will you get me the little birthday present for Mason?

Wish we could use the bumpers.

With his hair over his eyes.

With this job, I can't take care of us the way I'd like to.

With this, your daddy's lullaby

With your brother and your father who love you.

Without discipline, commitment

Worked for me a long time ago. I think it's still working for Jimmy.

Would you like to see a dessert menu?

Would you stop using your kids as an excuse?

Would've saved me that parade of drunken assholes.

Wow! Check you out!

Wow! Is that MJ?

Wow.

Wow. In gold. And wait, wait, wait.

Wow. ls there gonna be alcohol there?

Yay!

Yeah, 'cause, you know, you're a bitch.

Yeah, a little. Have you?

Yeah, and we got to ride around in Dad's car! Wow.

Yeah, and you like having electricity

Yeah, because those who heart Fox,

Yeah, been hearin' a lot of that lately.

Yeah, before you have to fend for yourself. Yeah.

Yeah, but he hasn't thrown and broken stuff.

Yeah, but not since I was really little.

Yeah, but still... Look, and I also guarantee you

Yeah, but you know, it's just letters that I'm good at writing.

Yeah, don't muffin me, all right?

Yeah, every little bit helps, you know.

Yeah, except I'm not gonna kiss you.

Yeah, he seems cool. Yeah, he is.

Yeah, how old are you?

Yeah, I do, actually. Here you go.

Yeah, I got one class with her.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I had to sell that.

Yeah, I know you don't.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I tried to call you, but you didn't answer your phone.

Yeah, I was. I just got back.

Yeah, I'm Mason.

Yeah, in just a few years that's you,

Yeah, it doesn't have a plus, but, oh, well.

Yeah, it felt good. Good.

Yeah, it was. Sorry.

Yeah, it's like having a big sister?

Yeah, just give the lady at the front y'all's IDs

Yeah, kind of that voluptuous panic.

Yeah, let me check with my mom.

Yeah, man, it's nice to finally meet you. Definitely.

Yeah, no. But I had to sell that anyway.

Yeah, not yet. It's coming.

Yeah, Phillip. He did it. Can Phillip read?

Yeah, really. Hey, bud! Hey.

Yeah, right, what was her name? Lucky?

Yeah, she's a sophomore. She has an apartment.

Yeah, she's cool.

Yeah, she's great!

Yeah, some girl did that in sixth period.

Yeah, some sucker collector from California

Yeah, that would be painful.

Yeah, that's the idea.

Yeah, there's nothing else to do there.

Yeah, we met at a party and it's been chill.

Yeah, we met at, uh...

Yeah, we sure did. We sure did.

Yeah, we'll go as a family next time.

Yeah, well, for what it's worth,

Yeah, well, try not to, all right? Okay.

Yeah, well, your head feels fine.

Yeah, what about 'em? She said they all sucked.

Yeah, yeah, just recently.

Yeah, yeah, we have to get out of here soon anyway.

Yeah, you ever made her, uh, howl into the night?

Yeah, you know, some fix its here and there.

Yeah!

Yeah! All right.

Yeah! Look at that!

Yeah! What I'm talking about!

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

Yeah?

Yeah? What have you done?

Yeah? What you been up to?

Yeah? What you doing over there?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Almost finished. Yeah?

Yeah. And he's still your best friend?

Yeah. But we pretty much decided

Yeah. Couldn't give it away.

Yeah. Dalton, right?

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Yeah. Great.

Yeah. He'll figure it out.

Yeah. Magnificent Owl.

Yeah. No, Return of the Jedi, it's over. There's nothing...

Yeah. No. What, you hunting beaver'?

Yeah. Okay. Go.

Yeah. She likes it, too.

Yeah. Some weekends and over the summer.

Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah. They have no fear, and they're not self conscious at all.

Yeah. Time's going by.

Yeah. Uh...

Yeah. Well, I hope they're taming him.

Yeah. What are you gonna do? Right.

Yeah. When you gonna go out there'?

Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, they're both really cool.

Yeah. Yeah, we all are.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah? All right.

Yeah. Yeah. That's her. Wow.

Yeah. Yes, it's okay. All right.

Yeah. You're drunk. I knew it.

Yep.

Yes, sir, Mother, sir!

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, you are. My mom loves you. You have to say hi.

Yes! Go! All right!

Yes! No, you don't.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes. I'm not your only wife here, though.

Yes. Sorry.

Yes. This is better, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Yes, we did.

Yo, Mase, look at me here. Make a diamond with your hands, all right'?

Yoda, represent!

Yoda! No, Yoda is, man!

Yoda! Yoda, man.

You all right with that?

You and Cooper together, you know.

You and Mom were fighting like mad.

You are tiger kibble!

You bought this one? Yeah.

You bowl a strike with the bumpers

You brush your teeth? What?

You calling me a liar?

You can do whatever you want,

You can have one. It's okay.

You can save up and buy a car of your own.

You can still pack boxes.

You coming with us?

You cried?

You did a great job with both of them, by the way.

You do when we ask you to!

You do. I mean, you get older and you don't feel as much.

You doing okay, darling'?

You don't care what your friends are up to on a Saturday afternoon,

You don't have a girlfriend, do you?

You don't have to go to the bathroom.

You don't have to listen to your parents after you turn 18.

You don't have to treat him like one.

You don't like me much, do you, Mason?

You don't remember the trips to Galveston,

You don't remember?

You eat too much You're gonna get fat

You ever been before, man?

You ever get mad at your brother? Yeah.

You found this at Dripping Springs? Uh huh.

You get like a dopamine rush in your brain.

You gonna turn Han Solo into a Sith Lord?

You got a good heart, just follow your heart. Yeah?

You got a purse to go with all that?

You got a used car on your hands,

You got backpack, your purse,

You got dances and job interviews.

You got life ahead of you.

You got the kids and, uh, the mom and the dad

You got to remember, you're going

You gotta pee?

You guys are gonna be seeing a lot more of me. Okay?

You guys are gonna get us arrested.

You guys are gonna have a good time, trash the whole house.

You guys aren't setting any speed records, are you?

You guys don't mind coming back here on the 20th, do you,

You guys drive safe.

You guys finish your chores'?

You guys made it! Good.

You guys met before, haven't you? Annie, Aunt Jen?

You guys ready for the big game?

You guys ready to go? Let's do it, go!

You guys should listen to her. She's a smart lady.

You guys think you can do that?

You had already bought the tickets.

You have a boyfriend!

You have a good one. Bye, Dad.

You have an automatic response.

You have been, you know, checking your phone this whole time,

You have this immature life. You have no responsibility!

You have to draw a line, you have to back it up.

You have to drive to San Antonio or Austin.

You have to help.

You have your cell phone? Yeah.

You have your own chores to do and Sam has hers to do.

You in?

You just gotta separate yourself from the pack in some way.

You just kinda come and go as you please,

You kinda find your people in college, you know?

You knew the 4 56 was there

You know Courtney?

You know how I know that? 'Cause I'm actually here.

You know that redhead at the bowling alley?

You know that, right?

You know what I'm realizing? My life is just gonna go, like that.

You know what you should do, join a band.

You know what, Samantha?

You know what?

You know what? From now on,

You know what? You're right. I am this horrible person.

You know what's next'? Huh?

You know you always got a job.

You know, a little bit too square for you.

You know, his old woman's gone.

You know, I'm sure dating a jock really helps to clear the mind.

You know, if you need anything, I'm in Room 112, right?

You know, it's actually kind of a relief

You know, it's been a little sketchy

You know, it's not a big deal.

You know, judgment. Yeah.

You know, like elves and stuff.

You know, like, the moment seizes us.

You know, my dad could take you fishing

You know, nobody's perfect. And now we have a family.

You know, peach Smirnoffs, they just go down so easy.

You know, speak up!

You know, there's a big sign on the door.

You know, we'll just roll with it.

You know, you get mad at people.

You know, you're in sort of enemy territory here.

You know, you're smart. You should be in school.

You like a roof over your head, don't you?

You like football, Mason?

You look great. Ooh! Thanks.

You love too much It'll turn to hate

You made more fun of him than anyone.

You moved two years ago. You have an apartment in Austin.

You need a ride to college?

You need to start thinking long and hard about who you wanna be.

You need to take some responsibility. Now, what do you want?

You never leave home You'll never be late

You planning on keeping them?

You probably don't remember me,

You ready? Check this shit out.

You ready? Yeah.

You really thought that?

You said A S S.

You said that was going to be my car when I turned 16.

You see an attractive member of the opposite gender,

You see, that's McKinney, that's Meg and that's Gem.

You start playing your instrument,

You still hanging with that kid Joe?

You stranded your brother!

You take this big elevator up,

You think that's fuckin' funny?

You think that's funny? Huh?

You told me that day that I was smart

You understand? Tomorrow?

You want a beer?

You want me to stay with you?

You want some, doll?

You want to know why I'm doing this?

You watch three cars ahead, two behind.

You went to the game?

You were supposed to finish that by the time I got back.

You weren't driving, were you? No, no.

You what?

You will be amazed at how much girls like Sheena

You, um, still working on that sculpture project?

You'll be fine.

You'll each have your own room. Right?

You're a fuckin' asshole.

You're doing a nice job with the house. It's looking great.

You're doing it all over again, huh?

You're dumping me in some parking lot of this school

You're fucking lying.

You're goin', okay?

You're going to be vulnerable this summer, all right?

You're going to school eventually.

You're going to the prom with this loser,

You're gonna be doing some good work out there.

You're gonna be light years ahead of all the other guys.

You're gonna be pulling down some serious wool.

You're gonna give back to the Earth what you take from it,

You're gonna have inspiring teachers,

You're in here.

You're kinda weird, you know that?

You're looking at things in a really unique way.

You're lucky to even be here.

You're my responsibility.

You're not becoming one of those God people, are you, Dad?

You're not even gonna know we're here.

You're not sick.

You're not the type of kids who like presents, are you?

You're Obi Wan You're centered, patient. Right?

You're on a basketball team? Yeah.

You're our first audience, you know?

You're right.

You're taking the eyebrows off next, right, Byron?

You're the one who brought it up.

You're the one who made it into this big thing by telling everyone!

You've got Band on the Run into My Sweet Lord

You've got him at a good time, I think.

You've gotta get those posted.

Young Obama supporters out on the trail, this is great!

Your brother took the pictures.

Your dad's in town for the day.

Your family loves you! Have a swell time.

Your mom and me, okay...

Your mother's got a new husband now

Your skin gets tougher.

Your son.

Zero.

14,000 years into the future, such that future generations upon...

15, 20 years ago, you know?

All right! Love you guys.

And what happened? It flew!

Bye, guys. Bye, Mom.

Chicken. Bird. Chicken. Bird.

Don't touch them! Take 'em.

Faker! Guys!

Get up there! Great shot!

Has he ever gotten this bad before? No.

Hello? Hey.

Hey, Annie? Yup.

Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Samantha!

Hi. Hey.

Hop in there. Seat belts!

I'm not here for you! Oh, really?

It's a totem. And guess what else?

It's good, right? Yeah.

Mason Junior. Tammy.

Maybe some of the seniors. Mmm hmm.

Mom, are you okay? What happened?

Samantha and I made it all ourselves. Yeah.

Samantha! Sam.

Thanks for the sign! No problem.

That means responsibility. I know you're a parent.

That was so awkward. Mmm hmm.

They're home, they're home! Come on!

To Mason. Here, here!

To Mason. To Mason!

Um, Coke. Um, you know what?

Um, folding. Bunch!

Whatever. All right.

With who? It was awesome.

Yeah, isn't he cute? Yeah.

Yeah? And I bought that one.

Yeah? Hell yeah!

Yeah. Mmm.

Yeah. You, too. Sorry!

You guys got everything? Yeah.

...and to the Republic for which it stands,

...going on...

...inlaid into the terrazzo floors was a star map,

...or do you wanna be a self centered narcissist?

'because she keeps having tantrums and flooding the place!'

'Cause arrivals and departures Run side by side

'cause I basically got to pay for this in cash.

'cause I check them every night.

'Cause I didn't finish it.

'cause I just love him so much!

'cause I just saw you chattin' it up with April,

'Cause then it's a better aim coming down.

'cause there's nothing after, really.

'cause they'll just let the NSA scan your digital ghost

'Cause truthfully nobody even knew

'cause we were bumping House of Pain.

'Cause we're not taking that in the car.

'Cause, I mean, look at my mom.

'It's awful trying to have a pee with her wailing at you.'

'She haunts a toilet?'

'She haunts one of the toilets

'Turn back! Turn back! I don't wanna talk to Moaning Myrtle.'

'Yes, it's been out of order all year,

Boyhood (2014)
"Boyhood" is a critically acclaimed film directed by Richard Linklater, released in 2014. The movie follows the life of Mason Evans Jr., played by Ellar Coltrane, as he grows up from age six to eighteen. Spanning twelve years of production, the film captures the true essence of childhood, adolescence, and the complexities of family dynamics. The notable cast includes Patricia Arquette as Mason's mother, Ethan Hawke as his father, and Lorelei Linklater as his sister. The movie received widespread praise for its unique concept and remarkable execution, earning several awards including an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. If you're interested in experiencing the emotions and nostalgia that "Boyhood" brings, you can play and download the sounds of this masterpiece here.
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