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Midnight Cowboy (1969) Midnight Cowboy is a poignant and influential film released in 1969. Directed by John Schlesinger,

Midnight Cowboy (1969)

Midnight Cowboy is a poignant and influential film released in 1969. Directed by John Schlesinger, it follows the story of Joe Buck (played by Jon Voight), a naive Texan who moves to New York City with dreams of becoming a gigolo. Struggling to survive, he befriends a small-time hustler named Ratso Rizzo (played by Dustin Hoffman), and their unlikely friendship becomes the heart of the film. Midnight Cowboy became the first X-rated film to win the Academy Award for Best Picture, showcasing its gritty portrayal of urban life. Immerse yourself in the soundscape of this iconic movie by playing and downloading its original soundtrack here.

A basic training as rigorous as the star football players themselves.
A basic training as rigorous as the star football players themselves.
A big wet one till I see you.
A big wet one till I see you.
A big wet one till I see you.
A big wet one till I see you.
A damn alley cat.
A damn alley cat.
A friend I did a favor for give it to me.
A friend I did a favor for give it to me.
A man who takes pride in his appearance.
A man who takes pride in his appearance.
A production in Hollywood's finest tradition.
A production in Hollywood's finest tradition.
A very expensive stud, and I happen to be his manager.
A very expensive stud, and I happen to be his manager.
A whoremonger.
A whoremonger.
A woman in your condition shouldn't have to do all this.
A woman in your condition shouldn't have to do all this.
A woman with children wouldn't have time.
A woman with children wouldn't have time.
About my name down there.
About my name down there.
Actually, that ain't a bad way to pick up insurance, you know.
Actually, that ain't a bad way to pick up insurance, you know.
Ain't nobody laughing at me on the street.
Ain't nobody laughing at me on the street.
Air cloudy now, and we can expect a few snow flurries later on.
Air cloudy now, and we can expect a few snow flurries later on.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, what are you doing? What are you doing that for? It's hot.
All right, what are you doing? What are you doing that for? It's hot.
All right. I'll look them over.
All right. I'll look them over.
All right. We'll just drive on in, all right? Nothing else we can do.
All right. We'll just drive on in, all right? Nothing else we can do.
All right. Yeah, you're a hustler.
All right. Yeah, you're a hustler.
Along by now. You understand me?
Along by now. You understand me?
And butterfly thoughts that glitter in your mind.
And butterfly thoughts that glitter in your mind.
And end up a hunchback like my old man?
And end up a hunchback like my old man?
And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.
And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.
And get your skinny butt moving. Earn $20 worth of management,
And get your skinny butt moving. Earn $20 worth of management,
And he's going and swimming, like...
And he's going and swimming, like...
And I gotta get him south quick as I can.
And I gotta get him south quick as I can.
And I was hoping to get a look at the Statue of Liberty.
And I was hoping to get a look at the Statue of Liberty.
And I...
And I...
And I'd really be a gorgeous chick, right, baby?
And I'd really be a gorgeous chick, right, baby?
And I'm gonna buy you a drink. What do you think of that?
And I'm gonna buy you a drink. What do you think of that?
And I'm looking for the Statue of Liberty.
And I'm looking for the Statue of Liberty.
And if you ain't man enough to do it for yourself,
And if you ain't man enough to do it for yourself,
And in the morning call the bank and stop payment. Go ahead.
And in the morning call the bank and stop payment. Go ahead.
And ladies.
And ladies.
And like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.
And like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.
And maybe I do believe all that damn stuff and I...
And maybe I do believe all that damn stuff and I...
And my hair, it's fur, you know,
And my hair, it's fur, you know,
And pull this kind of crap?
And pull this kind of crap?
And right away they gotta supersede their authority.
And right away they gotta supersede their authority.
And see what happens.
And see what happens.
And she busts out bawling when I ask her for money.
And she busts out bawling when I ask her for money.
And that's my remedy for insomnia.
And that's my remedy for insomnia.
And the next one is O 62, ladies and gentlemen.
And the next one is O 62, ladies and gentlemen.
And the weatherman says it's going down tonight.
And the weatherman says it's going down tonight.
And then somebody yells, Hey, Ratso.
And then somebody yells, Hey, Ratso.
And there you are, you handsome devil, you.
And there you are, you handsome devil, you.
And we're gonna get in touch with each other real soon, aren't we?
And we're gonna get in touch with each other real soon, aren't we?
And we're gonna get in touch with each other real soon, aren't we?
And we're gonna get in touch with each other real soon, aren't we?
And women like me, goddamn it.
And women like me, goddamn it.
And you will be punctual, won't you? The lady will meet you in the lobby.
And you will be punctual, won't you? The lady will meet you in the lobby.
And, frankly, to have a little fun, damn it.
And, frankly, to have a little fun, damn it.
Anybody can score there, even you.
Anybody can score there, even you.
Are sunshine and coconut milk.
Are sunshine and coconut milk.
Are you here again?
Are you here again?
Are you speaking to me?
Are you speaking to me?
Are you sure you heard what I said?
Are you sure you heard what I said?
Are you sure you're all right?
Are you sure you're all right?
At 28 years old, you think you can come up here
At 28 years old, you think you can come up here
At least call me Rico in my own goddamn place.
At least call me Rico in my own goddamn place.
At the Barclay Hotel.
At the Barclay Hotel.
Azimir Oil, twenty and seven eighths, up one and five eighths.
Azimir Oil, twenty and seven eighths, up one and five eighths.
B 6, G 49.
B 6, G 49.
Baby, come on.
Baby, come on.
Baby? Who's Baby?
Baby? Who's Baby?
Barclay Hotel for women.
Barclay Hotel for women.
Because I need management, goddamn it,
Because I need management, goddamn it,
Because I was about to ask you for some.
Because I was about to ask you for some.
Because you stole $20 off me.
Because you stole $20 off me.
Because, hell, I ain't no kind of hustler.
Because, hell, I ain't no kind of hustler.
Because, I mean, like, what's the whole point of this trip, anyway? You know?
Because, I mean, like, what's the whole point of this trip, anyway? You know?
Beg your pardon, ma'am.
Beg your pardon, ma'am.
Behind your back I've seen them laughing at you.
Behind your back I've seen them laughing at you.
Besides, you look very elegant.
Besides, you look very elegant.
Boy, you have a lot of laundry here.
Boy, you have a lot of laundry here.
Boy, you're really dumb. I don't need you.
Boy, you're really dumb. I don't need you.
Brought to you by Morgan Vandercook.
Brought to you by Morgan Vandercook.
But damn it, we can't do that.
But damn it, we can't do that.
But he's very promising material, sir, if you know what I mean.
But he's very promising material, sir, if you know what I mean.
But I am one hell of a stud.
But I am one hell of a stud.
But I bet you got one thing in common with those other boys.
But I bet you got one thing in common with those other boys.
But I was laid up with this cold.
But I was laid up with this cold.
But it seems to me that's more the fish smell than the bouncing.
But it seems to me that's more the fish smell than the bouncing.
But the icebox will keep the roaches from getting into perishables.
But the icebox will keep the roaches from getting into perishables.
But when I take you over to see Mr. O'Daniel,
But when I take you over to see Mr. O'Daniel,
But you can spot the invaders easily if they're by themselves.
But you can spot the invaders easily if they're by themselves.
But you know, for what?
But you know, for what?
But you're gonna have to give me that money, like you said.
But you're gonna have to give me that money, like you said.
But, I mean, you're picking up trade on the street like that, that's nowhere.
But, I mean, you're picking up trade on the street like that, that's nowhere.
Buy yourself some medicine before you die on my damn hands.
Buy yourself some medicine before you die on my damn hands.
Buys that cowboy crap anymore.
Buys that cowboy crap anymore.
Bye, honey.
Bye, honey.
Bye.
Bye.
Can you tell me how I get to Grand Central?
Can you tell me how I get to Grand Central?
Can't you walk or not?
Can't you walk or not?
Captain Grace is investigating.
Captain Grace is investigating.
Cass. Hey, Cass, you think I meant that?
Cass. Hey, Cass, you think I meant that?
Casualty reports have been issued.
Casualty reports have been issued.
Chuck! Chuck! I've lost you.
Chuck! Chuck! I've lost you.
Close the doors on me for, when I'm going out there before?
Close the doors on me for, when I'm going out there before?
Clothes are damn cheap here too, you know that?
Clothes are damn cheap here too, you know that?
Come back tomorrow. Promise?
Come back tomorrow. Promise?
Come here.
Come here.
Come near me again, I'm gonna snatch you baldheaded.
Come near me again, I'm gonna snatch you baldheaded.
Come on, Baby. Do it for mama.
Come on, Baby. Do it for mama.
Come on, Baby. Mama's tired.
Come on, Baby. Mama's tired.
Come on, Fifi.
Come on, Fifi.
Come on, give me one of those pillows.
Come on, give me one of those pillows.
Come on, I want you to have it.
Come on, I want you to have it.
Come on, I'll buy us coffee, on me.
Come on, I'll buy us coffee, on me.
Come on, now, don't hit me. Come on, I'm a cripple.
Come on, now, don't hit me. Come on, I'm a cripple.
Come on, sit down.
Come on, sit down.
Come on, you stop your crying. You are one gorgeous chick.
Come on, you stop your crying. You are one gorgeous chick.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. What are you, on vacation?
Come on. What are you, on vacation?
Commonwell United, twenty two and a half,
Commonwell United, twenty two and a half,
Consecutive broadcast ofThe Sunshine Hour.
Consecutive broadcast ofThe Sunshine Hour.
Containing prayer shawl...
Containing prayer shawl...
Cowboy?
Cowboy?
Cups!
Cups!
Daddy wants to say hello to you, Baby.
Daddy wants to say hello to you, Baby.
Damn it, you take it and go on with your work.
Damn it, you take it and go on with your work.
Damn it. Shut up.
Damn it. Shut up.
Damn, I wish I'd bumped into you before.
Damn, I wish I'd bumped into you before.
Did I tell you I got me a sick kid on my hands?
Did I tell you I got me a sick kid on my hands?
Did I?
Did I?
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
Did you know we were gonna make it?
Did you know we were gonna make it?
Didn't I tell you once before to keep away from here?
Didn't I tell you once before to keep away from here?
Do it for mama.
Do it for mama.
Do you love me, Joe?
Do you love me, Joe?
Do you love me, Joe?
Do you love me, Joe?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Don't appeal to nobody except every Jackie on 42nd Street.
Don't appeal to nobody except every Jackie on 42nd Street.
Don't be frightened, son. Don't. Don't run from Jesus.
Don't be frightened, son. Don't. Don't run from Jesus.
Don't get a hernia, know what I mean?
Don't get a hernia, know what I mean?
Don't look, baby.
Don't look, baby.
Don't rush me, boy.
Don't rush me, boy.
Don't take it. Don't take it. It's only a cheap watch. I...
Don't take it. Don't take it. It's only a cheap watch. I...
Don't talk to me about clean.
Don't talk to me about clean.
Don't tell me you two are a couple?
Don't tell me you two are a couple?
Don't touch. For God sakes, I'm late already. What time is it?
Don't touch. For God sakes, I'm late already. What time is it?
Don't worry about how you're dressed. They know me.
Don't worry about how you're dressed. They know me.
Don't worry about that.
Don't worry about that.
Don't! No, no, don't.
Don't! No, no, don't.
Down one and one eighth. Molybdenite Corporation of Canada,
Down one and one eighth. Molybdenite Corporation of Canada,
Dressing up a dog to look like a child?
Dressing up a dog to look like a child?
Drinks all around and one for my friend here too.
Drinks all around and one for my friend here too.
During last week's prayer meeting on the air. Praise Jesus!
During last week's prayer meeting on the air. Praise Jesus!
Earth Control to Spacecraft. He's in free fall.
Earth Control to Spacecraft. He's in free fall.
Eleven thirty in the morning, we get there.
Eleven thirty in the morning, we get there.
Enclosing $10 and two malignant tumors she coughed up
Enclosing $10 and two malignant tumors she coughed up
Enjoy them. November Better Homes and Gardens
Enjoy them. November Better Homes and Gardens
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Even the faggot undertaker couldn't get his nails clean.
Even the faggot undertaker couldn't get his nails clean.
Every day they're working themselves into more homes.
Every day they're working themselves into more homes.
Every time you take stuff from me! Will you get out of here?
Every time you take stuff from me! Will you get out of here?
Everything we got only set us back 10 some.
Everything we got only set us back 10 some.
Excuse me, but do you have another piece of gum for her?
Excuse me, but do you have another piece of gum for her?
Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me, mister.
Excuse me, mister.
Expect me when you see me. I'll leave you movie money.
Expect me when you see me. I'll leave you movie money.
Fabulous. Right away.
Fabulous. Right away.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Few dozen cooties ain't gonna kill me, I don't guess.
Few dozen cooties ain't gonna kill me, I don't guess.
Fine. Fine. You look fine.
Fine. Fine. You look fine.
Fine. OK. Another subject.
Fine. OK. Another subject.
Five?
Five?
For a cowboy.
For a cowboy.
For all of your gun supplies. Listen to these values:
For all of your gun supplies. Listen to these values:
Four o'clock, four to midnight, that's when you're due here.
Four o'clock, four to midnight, that's when you're due here.
Frankly, you're beginning to smell.
Frankly, you're beginning to smell.
Friend of my grandma, Sally Buck.
Friend of my grandma, Sally Buck.
Front door. I mean, I don't care. Actually, I prefer it that way.
Front door. I mean, I don't care. Actually, I prefer it that way.
G 49, I 24.
G 49, I 24.
Gay ends in Y.
Gay ends in Y.
Gay, fey.
Gay, fey.
Get myself primed up,
Get myself primed up,
Get out of here. Come on. Fucking creeps, go to work.
Get out of here. Come on. Fucking creeps, go to work.
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Get some sort ofjob, you know?
Get some sort ofjob, you know?
Get the cash. Remember that lady in the penthouse.
Get the cash. Remember that lady in the penthouse.
Get the cash. Those rich ladies write out a check at night,
Get the cash. Those rich ladies write out a check at night,
Give me a pillow.
Give me a pillow.
Give some people a little power,
Give some people a little power,
Go ahead, just drop it anywhere.
Go ahead, just drop it anywhere.
Go ahead. Get the money.
Go ahead. Get the money.
Go ahead. Why don't you take a nap?
Go ahead. Why don't you take a nap?
Go on.
Go on.
Gold and silver candlelight.
Gold and silver candlelight.
Gonna lay you down. There you go.
Gonna lay you down. There you go.
Good night, sweets.
Good night, sweets.
Good strong back. You're gonna need it.
Good strong back. You're gonna need it.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Got blood on your jacket.
Got blood on your jacket.
Got my own private entrance here.
Got my own private entrance here.
Gotta take your time here.
Gotta take your time here.
Grab an apron and clean up that crap back there.
Grab an apron and clean up that crap back there.
Grand time talking to Mrs. Drevin,
Grand time talking to Mrs. Drevin,
Guy gets horny just looking at you. How much you want for that damn taxi?
Guy gets horny just looking at you. How much you want for that damn taxi?
Hansel and Gretel McAlbertson. One flight up.
Hansel and Gretel McAlbertson. One flight up.
Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself.
Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself.
Have you got that thing turned up?
Have you got that thing turned up?
He ain't much of a stud either, from what I hear.
He ain't much of a stud either, from what I hear.
He ain't your goddamn father.
He ain't your goddamn father.
He fell.
He fell.
He needs you right now, tonight.
He needs you right now, tonight.
He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name.
He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name.
He'd come home at night, $2, $3 worth of change stained with shoe polish.
He'd come home at night, $2, $3 worth of change stained with shoe polish.
He's picking something up for me.
He's picking something up for me.
He's the one.
He's the one.
He's the one. He's the only one.
He's the one. He's the only one.
He's the only one.
He's the only one.
Hear that?
Hear that?
Hell, Crazy Annie, they had to send her away.
Hell, Crazy Annie, they had to send her away.
Hell, damn, you're sweating all over the damn place.
Hell, damn, you're sweating all over the damn place.
Hell, he knows what the hell he can do with that crap.
Hell, he knows what the hell he can do with that crap.
Hell, I just come to collect my pay, tell y'all I'm heading up East.
Hell, I just come to collect my pay, tell y'all I'm heading up East.
Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is loving.
Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is loving.
Hell, the way you make me feel so damn at home here,
Hell, the way you make me feel so damn at home here,
Hell, why do you think I come all the way up here from Texas for?
Hell, why do you think I come all the way up here from Texas for?
Hell, yes.
Hell, yes.
Hello, Baby. Hello, Baby.
Hello, Baby. Hello, Baby.
Hello, you goddamn dog. Bow wow wow, Baby.
Hello, you goddamn dog. Bow wow wow, Baby.
Hello? Marjorie, it's all set for Thursday night at 8:30.
Hello? Marjorie, it's all set for Thursday night at 8:30.
Hello? Yes, everything's been arranged.
Hello? Yes, everything's been arranged.
Here I am going to Florida, my leg hurts,
Here I am going to Florida, my leg hurts,
Here, 64 cents. Go ahead.
Here, 64 cents. Go ahead.
Here, that's all I got. Here, that's it.
Here, that's all I got. Here, that's it.
Here, why don't you take an upper.
Here, why don't you take an upper.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here. Don't even thank me.
Here. Don't even thank me.
Hey, Cass. You know what you got here?
Hey, Cass. You know what you got here?
Hey, come on.
Hey, come on.
Hey, do you wanna stretch out here?
Hey, do you wanna stretch out here?
Hey, dog.
Hey, dog.
Hey, fella, you fell.
Hey, fella, you fell.
Hey, get your ass out here. I wanna show you something.
Hey, get your ass out here. I wanna show you something.
Hey, hey, Brucey. Hang in there, baby.
Hey, hey, Brucey. Hang in there, baby.
Hey, horse.
Hey, horse.
Hey, listen, don't get sore or anything, OK?
Hey, listen, don't get sore or anything, OK?
Hey, look here. I've been chosen for some damn thing.
Hey, look here. I've been chosen for some damn thing.
Hey, pay, lay.
Hey, pay, lay.
Hey, Ratso!
Hey, Ratso!
Hey, Ratso.
Hey, Ratso.
Hey, Rico!
Hey, Rico!
Hey, sweetheart.
Hey, sweetheart.
Hey, they're taking our picture.
Hey, they're taking our picture.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what do you want? Up or down?
Hey, what do you want? Up or down?
Hey, what size pants you wear?
Hey, what size pants you wear?
Hey, what's the matter?
Hey, what's the matter?
Hey, what's the matter? I'm walking here!
Hey, what's the matter? I'm walking here!
Hey, why you mad? Hey, what?
Hey, why you mad? Hey, what?
Hey, you all right?
Hey, you all right?
Hey, you know that runty little bastard I was with?
Hey, you know that runty little bastard I was with?
Hey, you know, Ratso.
Hey, you know, Ratso.
Hey, you little old dog. How you doing there, scutter?
Hey, you little old dog. How you doing there, scutter?
Hey, you really know the ropes.
Hey, you really know the ropes.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, sonny, what you doing there?
Hey. Hey, sonny, what you doing there?
Hi, Shirley. How you doing, girl?
Hi, Shirley. How you doing, girl?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I just got your message. How do you feel?
Hi. I just got your message. How do you feel?
Him, I placed with O'Daniel about two weeks ago.
Him, I placed with O'Daniel about two weeks ago.
His name is Joe Buck. He's a cowboy. He just... He just came in from Texas.
His name is Joe Buck. He's a cowboy. He just... He just came in from Texas.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Hold on. Hold it right there. You think I'm that kind of son of a bitch?
Hold on. Hold it right there. You think I'm that kind of son of a bitch?
Hoping to get a look at what?
Hoping to get a look at what?
How about that? And you're gonna tell me what appeals to women?
How about that? And you're gonna tell me what appeals to women?
How about you take me to meet this Mr. O'Diddle bird, right now?
How about you take me to meet this Mr. O'Diddle bird, right now?
How am I supposed to know? You gotta tell a person these things.
How am I supposed to know? You gotta tell a person these things.
How do you like that O'Daniel, flipping out like that?
How do you like that O'Daniel, flipping out like that?
How far you headed?
How far you headed?
How long did I hold up traffic just to get out, I ask you.
How long did I hold up traffic just to get out, I ask you.
How much you want, now?
How much you want, now?
How you doing? You're getting your picture took?
How you doing? You're getting your picture took?
How's he gonna get his hand into your pocket?
How's he gonna get his hand into your pocket?
How's that strike you?
How's that strike you?
Hurry up, now. Get your ass in there now. He's waiting. Go ahead.
Hurry up, now. Get your ass in there now. He's waiting. Go ahead.
I agree, but for that service I charge one buck taxi fare.
I agree, but for that service I charge one buck taxi fare.
I ain't dressed for a party.
I ain't dressed for a party.
I ain't sleepy.
I ain't sleepy.
I ain't sore.
I ain't sore.
I ain't talking priest talk.
I ain't talking priest talk.
I ain't that dumb.
I ain't that dumb.
I almost hate to bring up business.
I almost hate to bring up business.
I believe it's as fine a time as I've ever had in my damn life.
I believe it's as fine a time as I've ever had in my damn life.
I bet you paid a pretty price for it. Am I right?
I bet you paid a pretty price for it. Am I right?
I bet you're lonesome.
I bet you're lonesome.
I can't go home or she'd die.
I can't go home or she'd die.
I could just kill you with my bare hands!
I could just kill you with my bare hands!
I could open up an office in there. Come on.
I could open up an office in there. Come on.
I don't believe in any of that crap.
I don't believe in any of that crap.
I don't believe this crowd. There's something going on here.
I don't believe this crowd. There's something going on here.
I don't even know what your name is. I wanna know. What is it?
I don't even know what your name is. I wanna know. What is it?
I don't have it. What are you gonna do to me?
I don't have it. What are you gonna do to me?
I don't have to do that. I've got no need to expose myself.
I don't have to do that. I've got no need to expose myself.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know nothing about it.
I don't know. I don't know nothing about it.
I don't like to have a lot of, you know, cheap stuff on my back.
I don't like to have a lot of, you know, cheap stuff on my back.
I don't mean now. I mean before then.
I don't mean now. I mean before then.
I don't need a comb.
I don't need a comb.
I don't think I can walk anymore.
I don't think I can walk anymore.
I don't wanna be late for my date with Morey.
I don't wanna be late for my date with Morey.
I don't wanna say hello to the dog.
I don't wanna say hello to the dog.
I don't want your books. How much is that worth?
I don't want your books. How much is that worth?
I don't want your damn watch.
I don't want your damn watch.
I got a letter here from a sister
I got a letter here from a sister
I got eight bucks in my damn pockets. Twenty more come Thursday, boy.
I got eight bucks in my damn pockets. Twenty more come Thursday, boy.
I got his tongue hanging out.
I got his tongue hanging out.
I got it.
I got it.
I got places to go, right?
I got places to go, right?
I got some of that stuff you like to swill too.
I got some of that stuff you like to swill too.
I got this damn thing all figured out.
I got this damn thing all figured out.
I gotta get a doctor.
I gotta get a doctor.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta have money.
I gotta have money.
I gotta have more than 10. I gotta have $57.
I gotta have more than 10. I gotta have $57.
I gotta lay down.
I gotta lay down.
I had this image of a policeman without his stick,
I had this image of a policeman without his stick,
I hate to ask you, but you're such a doll.
I hate to ask you, but you're such a doll.
I just had this funny image.
I just had this funny image.
I just wanna ask you one question, cowboy.
I just wanna ask you one question, cowboy.
I know enough to know that that great big dumb cowboy crap
I know enough to know that that great big dumb cowboy crap
I know.
I know.
I like the way I look.
I like the way I look.
I love everything in the theatre. I would like to die on the stage.
I love everything in the theatre. I would like to die on the stage.
I loved your friend, Mr. Needleman, the last of the great King Midases.
I loved your friend, Mr. Needleman, the last of the great King Midases.
I mean it, damn it, where do you live?
I mean it, damn it, where do you live?
I mean, can you see this guy
I mean, can you see this guy
I mean, I goddamn invited you, didn't I?
I mean, I goddamn invited you, didn't I?
I mean, I'm used to these types that get their kicks picking on cripples.
I mean, I'm used to these types that get their kicks picking on cripples.
I mean, it just so happens that in my own place, my name
I mean, it just so happens that in my own place, my name
I mean, that is one hell of a shirt.
I mean, that is one hell of a shirt.
I mean, there must be an easier way of making a living than that.
I mean, there must be an easier way of making a living than that.
I mean, why go to all the expense?
I mean, why go to all the expense?
I mean, yes, yes. Please go.
I mean, yes, yes. Please go.
I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management.
I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management.
I mean, you see what I'm getting at here?
I mean, you see what I'm getting at here?
I must have got the wrong impression then.
I must have got the wrong impression then.
I only get carsick on boats.
I only get carsick on boats.
I really would.
I really would.
I said, a person's gotta make a living.
I said, a person's gotta make a living.
I said, wait.
I said, wait.
I simply don't have it, Joe.
I simply don't have it, Joe.
I slipped on a banana peel. Come on. I gotta sit. I feel crummy.
I slipped on a banana peel. Come on. I gotta sit. I feel crummy.
I spilled some on my pants.
I spilled some on my pants.
I stole it for you. The goddamn thing's 10 sizes too big for me.
I stole it for you. The goddamn thing's 10 sizes too big for me.
I sure have enjoyed being here.
I sure have enjoyed being here.
I swear to God. I swear on my mother's eyes. Here, nothing.
I swear to God. I swear on my mother's eyes. Here, nothing.
I think I'm gonna write a letter to the mayor.
I think I'm gonna write a letter to the mayor.
I think per capita, on a given day, there's probably
I think per capita, on a given day, there's probably
I think that's sick. I think that's sick.
I think that's sick. I think that's sick.
I think we'd better find somebody and tell them that I'm here.
I think we'd better find somebody and tell them that I'm here.
I think you put your finger on it.
I think you put your finger on it.
I understand. A dame starts crying, I'd cut my heart out for her.
I understand. A dame starts crying, I'd cut my heart out for her.
I want it on.
I want it on.
I want my money, goddamn it.
I want my money, goddamn it.
I want to give you a present, for your trip.
I want to give you a present, for your trip.
I want you to have it. You don't have to be a Catholic.
I want you to have it. You don't have to be a Catholic.
I want you to take it. It's for helping me be good.
I want you to take it. It's for helping me be good.
I warn you, Joe Buck.
I warn you, Joe Buck.
I was going to lick the sweat off.
I was going to lick the sweat off.
I was just admiring that colossal shirt.
I was just admiring that colossal shirt.
I was just noticing that you're out of salami.
I was just noticing that you're out of salami.
I was lying.
I was lying.
I was, Joe... Joe, I was...
I was, Joe... Joe, I was...
I wasn't calling anyone. I was...
I wasn't calling anyone. I was...
I wasn't calling anyone. I wasn't calling anyone.
I wasn't calling anyone. I wasn't calling anyone.
I wet my pants. The seat's all wet.
I wet my pants. The seat's all wet.
I'd be happy to oblige.
I'd be happy to oblige.
I'd call that a very minor operation.
I'd call that a very minor operation.
I'd consider it a privilege if you would have dinner with me.
I'd consider it a privilege if you would have dinner with me.
I'd say she was good for 10 bucks, but I'll ask for 20.
I'd say she was good for 10 bucks, but I'll ask for 20.
I'd say you know exactly what you want.
I'd say you know exactly what you want.
I'll be goddamned if I'll wear it.
I'll be goddamned if I'll wear it.
I'll be in Florida.
I'll be in Florida.
I'll get you some soup then.
I'll get you some soup then.
I'll give you $5 for it.
I'll give you $5 for it.
I'll just tell them:
I'll just tell them:
I'll leave a TV dinner in the fridge.
I'll leave a TV dinner in the fridge.
I'll tell them you're with the rodeo.
I'll tell them you're with the rodeo.
I'll tell you the truth. I ain't a for real cowboy,
I'll tell you the truth. I ain't a for real cowboy,
I'll tell you what, you can keep all the rest of the junk
I'll tell you what, you can keep all the rest of the junk
I'll tell you. Forget it. I'll do... I'll take the 10.
I'll tell you. Forget it. I'll do... I'll take the 10.
I'm a hustler.
I'm a hustler.
I'm a kind of a hustler.
I'm a kind of a hustler.
I'm a truly dangerous person, I am.
I'm a truly dangerous person, I am.
I'm awful damn sorry you're sick.
I'm awful damn sorry you're sick.
I'm calling for Miss Beecham
I'm calling for Miss Beecham
I'm getting you some soup.
I'm getting you some soup.
I'm going to Florida tomorrow.
I'm going to Florida tomorrow.
I'm gonna cash in on that, right?
I'm gonna cash in on that, right?
I'm gonna have to have another 10 just to cover expenses, all right?
I'm gonna have to have another 10 just to cover expenses, all right?
I'm gonna run you ragged!
I'm gonna run you ragged!
I'm gonna shake you out right here and now.
I'm gonna shake you out right here and now.
I'm gonna show you my darn problem.
I'm gonna show you my darn problem.
I'm gonna use you.
I'm gonna use you.
I'm heading on up to New York City, ma'am.
I'm heading on up to New York City, ma'am.
I'm here on a paper manufacturer's convention,
I'm here on a paper manufacturer's convention,
I'm impressed. You're a killer.
I'm impressed. You're a killer.
I'm inviting you. I mean, if you're not located, I got a place.
I'm inviting you. I mean, if you're not located, I got a place.
I'm lonesome, so I'm a fornicator,
I'm lonesome, so I'm a fornicator,
I'm lonesome, so I'm a thief.
I'm lonesome, so I'm a thief.
I'm new here in town. Just in from Texas, you know,
I'm new here in town. Just in from Texas, you know,
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm Rico, all the time, OK?
I'm Rico, all the time, OK?
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry, I...
I'm sorry, I...
I'm sorry, I'm usually not like this.
I'm sorry, I'm usually not like this.
I'm talking about what people believe.
I'm talking about what people believe.
I'm Townsend P. Locke, from Chicago. Call me Towny.
I'm Townsend P. Locke, from Chicago. Call me Towny.
I'm usually a very calm and collected person.
I'm usually a very calm and collected person.
I'm wet.
I'm wet.
I'm zipping your fly. What the hell do you think I'm doing?
I'm zipping your fly. What the hell do you think I'm doing?
I've been thinking. I hope we're not gonna have a lot of trouble
I've been thinking. I hope we're not gonna have a lot of trouble
I've heard it all and I'm sick of it.
I've heard it all and I'm sick of it.
I've heard it all.
I've heard it all.
I've never seen you change your underwear
I've never seen you change your underwear
I've prayed in the saloons.
I've prayed in the saloons.
I've prayed in the streets.
I've prayed in the streets.
I've prayed in the toilets.
I've prayed in the toilets.
I've watched it touch many stars.
I've watched it touch many stars.
If I can find the hole that's...
If I can find the hole that's...
If I had my choice between the two, I'd come back as a president.
If I had my choice between the two, I'd come back as a president.
If I'd of caught up with you, there would be one dead Ratso
If I'd of caught up with you, there would be one dead Ratso
If someone does me bad like you...
If someone does me bad like you...
If you hurry up, you'll catch the supper show.
If you hurry up, you'll catch the supper show.
If you let me have the suitcase.
If you let me have the suitcase.
If you need anything, there's beer and stuff behind me. Anything you want.
If you need anything, there's beer and stuff behind me. Anything you want.
If you think I'm crippled, you should've caught him at the end of the day.
If you think I'm crippled, you should've caught him at the end of the day.
If you wanna call it by its name, that's strictly for fags.
If you wanna call it by its name, that's strictly for fags.
If you want the word on that brother and sister act,
If you want the word on that brother and sister act,
If you're gonna shiver, put your blankets up more.
If you're gonna shiver, put your blankets up more.
If you're sitting over here, and he's sitting over there,
If you're sitting over here, and he's sitting over there,
In case you didn't happen to notice it,
In case you didn't happen to notice it,
In fact, in the whole goddamn metropolitan area.
In fact, in the whole goddamn metropolitan area.
In fact, you can't scratch yourself without getting a bellybutton
In fact, you can't scratch yourself without getting a bellybutton
In fact, you just sit comfy and I'll cut it out with my fingernail file, Ratso.
In fact, you just sit comfy and I'll cut it out with my fingernail file, Ratso.
In Florida, you got a terrific amount of coconut trees there.
In Florida, you got a terrific amount of coconut trees there.
In New York, no rich lady with any class at all
In New York, no rich lady with any class at all
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...
Incidentally, how much is this gonna cost me?
Incidentally, how much is this gonna cost me?
Is about the invasion of stylish furniture...
Is about the invasion of stylish furniture...
Is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.
Is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.
Is he all right?
Is he all right?
Is he kin to you?
Is he kin to you?
Is it because I'm a stablehand?
Is it because I'm a stablehand?
Is that hot?
Is that hot?
Is that it right there?
Is that it right there?
Is that your problem, baby?
Is that your problem, baby?
Is this the Gentleman's Escort Service?
Is this the Gentleman's Escort Service?
Isn't this really a case of conning a lot of lonely people?
Isn't this really a case of conning a lot of lonely people?
It ain't right cheating from a pregnant lady.
It ain't right cheating from a pregnant lady.
It all depends on what you believe in, you know?
It all depends on what you believe in, you know?
It don't matter where, so long as He gets that prayer.
It don't matter where, so long as He gets that prayer.
It don't say nothing about you. Don't say nothing about you.
It don't say nothing about you. Don't say nothing about you.
It goes... It goes other places.
It goes... It goes other places.
It makes me feel good. It does.
It makes me feel good. It does.
It might be terrific for you.
It might be terrific for you.
It occurred to me I'm expecting a phone call back at the hotel.
It occurred to me I'm expecting a phone call back at the hotel.
It says, Broadway and Harmony Lane,
It says, Broadway and Harmony Lane,
It was beautiful, Mor, though. God, stop.
It was beautiful, Mor, though. God, stop.
It's 28 degrees,
It's 28 degrees,
It's crazy, a stud like you paying that dame
It's crazy, a stud like you paying that dame
It's free, then I ain't stealing.
It's free, then I ain't stealing.
It's good.
It's good.
It's hot. Let's go.
It's hot. Let's go.
It's hot. Watch out.
It's hot. Watch out.
It's just one more up.
It's just one more up.
It's just till the Dramamine works. She gets carsick.
It's just till the Dramamine works. She gets carsick.
It's like heroin. Death is like heroin.
It's like heroin. Death is like heroin.
It's like nothing. It's like death. It's just nothing.
It's like nothing. It's like death. It's just nothing.
It's like what?
It's like what?
It's me.
It's me.
It's not bad?
It's not bad?
It's not far.
It's not far.
It's not worth anything. I can't go home without it either. Please.
It's not worth anything. I can't go home without it either. Please.
It's OK, folks, everything's all right. Nothing to worry about.
It's OK, folks, everything's all right. Nothing to worry about.
It's OK, folks. Nothing to worry about.
It's OK, folks. Nothing to worry about.
It's right there in the corner. You wanna get it?
It's right there in the corner. You wanna get it?
It's so difficult. I...
It's so difficult. I...
It's so difficult. I...
It's so difficult. I...
It's stupid, a stud like you paying. I mean, you don't wanna be stupid.
It's stupid, a stud like you paying. I mean, you don't wanna be stupid.
It's tendrils reaching out into space sometimes.
It's tendrils reaching out into space sometimes.
It's up in Central Park, taking a leak.
It's up in Central Park, taking a leak.
Italian restaurant? Does that appeal to you?
Italian restaurant? Does that appeal to you?
Jesus wants to know how many sent in $5 for the home worship kit
Jesus wants to know how many sent in $5 for the home worship kit
Joe Buck.
Joe Buck.
Joe could be anyone. I like that.
Joe could be anyone. I like that.
Joe, are you available Thursday night?
Joe, are you available Thursday night?
Joe, do me one favor?
Joe, do me one favor?
Joe, do you love me, Joe?
Joe, do you love me, Joe?
Joe, you're a nice guy, and I'd be doing both of you a favor,
Joe, you're a nice guy, and I'd be doing both of you a favor,
Joe?
Joe?
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
Joe.
John Wayne. Are you gonna tell me he's a fag?
John Wayne. Are you gonna tell me he's a fag?
Just another convenience, eh?
Just another convenience, eh?
Just because I happened to get out of a car. Would you believe that?
Just because I happened to get out of a car. Would you believe that?
Just come to look around a little bit, you know.
Just come to look around a little bit, you know.
Just get me on a bus. You ain't sending me to Bellevue.
Just get me on a bus. You ain't sending me to Bellevue.
Just like our dump. Condemned by order of city hall.
Just like our dump. Condemned by order of city hall.
Just open your heart and let it roll.
Just open your heart and let it roll.
Just reach over and close his eyes.
Just reach over and close his eyes.
Just take your hands off of me. Don't touch me.
Just take your hands off of me. Don't touch me.
Just when things going right for me, you gotta pull a damn stunt like this.
Just when things going right for me, you gotta pull a damn stunt like this.
Keep going, up to the top. Right in the corner there, the top one.
Keep going, up to the top. Right in the corner there, the top one.
Keep your blankets on you.
Keep your blankets on you.
Keep your meat hooks off my radio.
Keep your meat hooks off my radio.
Keeps the punks and the creeps out of here.
Keeps the punks and the creeps out of here.
Key to Room 514, please, sir.
Key to Room 514, please, sir.
Kindly consideration, first.
Kindly consideration, first.
Kiss me, Joe. Kiss me.
Kiss me, Joe. Kiss me.
L 24.
L 24.
Lay.
Lay.
Leave now.
Leave now.
Let me put this thing over you.
Let me put this thing over you.
Let's see how you look.
Let's see how you look.
Let's...
Let's...
Like 9:30.
Like 9:30.
Like say, pay...
Like say, pay...
Like sometimes your spirit goes up, sometimes it goes...
Like sometimes your spirit goes up, sometimes it goes...
Like turning on the charm for some pretty little blond lady, you know?
Like turning on the charm for some pretty little blond lady, you know?
Listen, I have to take a taxi. I need a few bucks.
Listen, I have to take a taxi. I need a few bucks.
Listen, I think we struck gold. This is one high class chick.
Listen, I think we struck gold. This is one high class chick.
Listen, Marjorie, you should try it.
Listen, Marjorie, you should try it.
Listen, sweetie. Why don't you run along, and take the number.
Listen, sweetie. Why don't you run along, and take the number.
Listen, that... Kissing Crazy Annie, man.
Listen, that... Kissing Crazy Annie, man.
Loews Theatre warrants, 34, up one and a half.
Loews Theatre warrants, 34, up one and a half.
Lonely people, yes. Who else would do it?
Lonely people, yes. Who else would do it?
Lonesomeness is something you take, you hear?
Lonesomeness is something you take, you hear?
Lonesomeness.
Lonesomeness.
Long hours of precision choreography that would put the Rockettes to shame.
Long hours of precision choreography that would put the Rockettes to shame.
Look at how big you are, goddamn it!
Look at how big you are, goddamn it!
Look at that there. That's some good, healthy stuff for you.
Look at that there. That's some good, healthy stuff for you.
Look, I want you to stay, all right?
Look, I want you to stay, all right?
Look, I'm eating this shit, Ratso. Good.
Look, I'm eating this shit, Ratso. Good.
Look, I'm not forcing you. I mean, like, who's forcing you?
Look, I'm not forcing you. I mean, like, who's forcing you?
Look, with these gals that wanna buy it, most of them are old and dignified.
Look, with these gals that wanna buy it, most of them are old and dignified.
Looks like you've been locked out of your room, buddy,
Looks like you've been locked out of your room, buddy,
Love me.
Love me.
Love you, kid.
Love you, kid.
M O N Y, money.
M O N Y, money.
M O N Y.
M O N Y.
Ma'am, Shirley, I sure hate to trouble you, but...
Ma'am, Shirley, I sure hate to trouble you, but...
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
Make your old grandma proud.
Make your old grandma proud.
Make your old grandma proud.
Make your old grandma proud.
Make yourself comfortable?
Make yourself comfortable?
Mama? A coincidence. Guess who was being discussed.
Mama? A coincidence. Guess who was being discussed.
Maybe if you didn't call me ma'am, things might work out better.
Maybe if you didn't call me ma'am, things might work out better.
Maybe we ought to take a little nap...
Maybe we ought to take a little nap...
Maybe you gotta think about those things for a while.
Maybe you gotta think about those things for a while.
Merrill Island Mining, four and one sixteenth, up one eighth.
Merrill Island Mining, four and one sixteenth, up one eighth.
Miami Beach, that's where you could score.
Miami Beach, that's where you could score.
Minus 26 cents for milk.
Minus 26 cents for milk.
Miss who?
Miss who?
Mohawk Data Science is sixty four and five eighths,
Mohawk Data Science is sixty four and five eighths,
More goddamn faggots in this town.
More goddamn faggots in this town.
Morey's always complaining about his ulcers.
Morey's always complaining about his ulcers.
Most of those boys are troubled and confused.
Most of those boys are troubled and confused.
Move over, Joe. Come here, Joe. Kiss me, Joe.
Move over, Joe. Come here, Joe. Kiss me, Joe.
Musical arrangements, rehearsals, costume fittings.
Musical arrangements, rehearsals, costume fittings.
My butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts,
My butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts,
My grandma, Sally Buck...
My grandma, Sally Buck...
My ideal is Gary Cooper, but he's dead.
My ideal is Gary Cooper, but he's dead.
My mother would die. Don't take that.
My mother would die. Don't take that.
My old man spent 14 hours a day down in that subway.
My old man spent 14 hours a day down in that subway.
My remedy is, ma'am, you just dial the hotel here.
My remedy is, ma'am, you just dial the hotel here.
Need money? We love to lend it to you.
Need money? We love to lend it to you.
Nice, honey.
Nice, honey.
No doctors, no cops. Don't be so stupid.
No doctors, no cops. Don't be so stupid.
No way to collect insurance.
No way to collect insurance.
No, don't take my watch. Please.
No, don't take my watch. Please.
No, I bet you don't. I bet you ain't never even been laid.
No, I bet you don't. I bet you ain't never even been laid.
No, I don't know nothing, man.
No, I don't know nothing, man.
No, it not belong to yours. It belongs somebody else.
No, it not belong to yours. It belongs somebody else.
No, Joe. Joe.
No, Joe. Joe.
No, ma'am, I ain't.
No, ma'am, I ain't.
No, ma'am, I ain't. This is my first time.
No, ma'am, I ain't. This is my first time.
No, wait a minute. I didn't say nothing about that. Did I say that?
No, wait a minute. I didn't say nothing about that. Did I say that?
No, you ain't wrong.
No, you ain't wrong.
No, you're not, lady.
No, you're not, lady.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No, I don't think you're lying.
No. No, I don't think you're lying.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not this morning, but the next at 11:30.
Not this morning, but the next at 11:30.
Not to my knowledge.
Not to my knowledge.
Now is the time to go to Lloyd's Discount Store
Now is the time to go to Lloyd's Discount Store
Now just one more close up with her.
Now just one more close up with her.
Now, are you gonna let go of that table, or you want a busted skull?
Now, are you gonna let go of that table, or you want a busted skull?
Now, before we join in prayer for this poor sister,
Now, before we join in prayer for this poor sister,
Now, look at this here, see?
Now, look at this here, see?
Now, wait a second, lady, goddamn it.
Now, wait a second, lady, goddamn it.
Now, you stay here.
Now, you stay here.
O 62. Are there any bingos?
O 62. Are there any bingos?
Officer, how do I get to Grand Central?
Officer, how do I get to Grand Central?
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, Cass, come on now.
Oh, Cass, come on now.
Oh, Cass, honey.
Oh, Cass, honey.
Oh, Cass, take it easy now.
Oh, Cass, take it easy now.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, get lost, will you?
Oh, get lost, will you?
Oh, God, I loathe life. I loathe it.
Oh, God, I loathe life. I loathe it.
Oh, hell, I'm a hustler. You didn't know that?
Oh, hell, I'm a hustler. You didn't know that?
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
Oh, I bet you it's a mess back there.
Oh, I bet you it's a mess back there.
Oh, I deserved that. I brought this on myself. I know I did.
Oh, I deserved that. I brought this on myself. I know I did.
Oh, I had such a head.
Oh, I had such a head.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I truly am.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I truly am.
Oh, I've been meaning to take that fridge up. Get it, will you?
Oh, I've been meaning to take that fridge up. Get it, will you?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Joe, it's...
Oh, Joe, it's...
Oh, Joe, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, Joe, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, lower.
Oh, lower.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, now you're talking priest talk. You're talking priest talk, now.
Oh, now you're talking priest talk. You're talking priest talk, now.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's smart. Light a cigarette.
Oh, that's smart. Light a cigarette.
Oh, the electric's off. I don't mess with Con Edison.
Oh, the electric's off. I don't mess with Con Edison.
Oh, there's glass there.
Oh, there's glass there.
Oh, we keep them nice and safe till you get this thing settled.
Oh, we keep them nice and safe till you get this thing settled.
Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. Here.
Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. Here.
Oh, yes, ma'am. I mean business.
Oh, yes, ma'am. I mean business.
Oh, yes, sweet Jesus, I tell you, faith healeth.
Oh, yes, sweet Jesus, I tell you, faith healeth.
Oh! Hitler's storm troopers!
Oh! Hitler's storm troopers!
Oh...
Oh...
OK, come on. Come on.
OK, come on. Come on.
OK, cut it out now. That's enough.
OK, cut it out now. That's enough.
OK, folks. Just a little illness. We'll be in Miami in a few minutes.
OK, folks. Just a little illness. We'll be in Miami in a few minutes.
OK, go ahead. Go on, take a look.
OK, go ahead. Go on, take a look.
OK, Rico, Rico, Rico.
OK, Rico, Rico, Rico.
OK, Rico?
OK, Rico?
OK?
OK?
OK.
OK.
OK. OK, boy.
OK. OK, boy.
On the big board,
On the big board,
One big lousy X.
One big lousy X.
One, two. One, two. And rest.
One, two. One, two. And rest.
Only 30 seconds. Do you read me?
Only 30 seconds. Do you read me?
Only why did you buy them?
Only why did you buy them?
Operator. Number, please.
Operator. Number, please.
Or get one of your rich Park Avenue ladies to cook for you...
Or get one of your rich Park Avenue ladies to cook for you...
Or mine?
Or mine?
Orbital module has failed to separate from upper stage booster as planned.
Orbital module has failed to separate from upper stage booster as planned.
Over there at The Plaza and where am I gonna be, you know? Where?
Over there at The Plaza and where am I gonna be, you know? Where?
Over there, behind that thing.
Over there, behind that thing.
Over there.
Over there.
Pardon me, ma'am. I'm brand spanking new in town,
Pardon me, ma'am. I'm brand spanking new in town,
Please go. Please.
Please go. Please.
Please take it.
Please take it.
Please, you're annoying me. Don't start up again.
Please, you're annoying me. Don't start up again.
Please.
Please.
Plus five cents for Dentyne. Gum.
Plus five cents for Dentyne. Gum.
Poop, I say. Poop.
Poop, I say. Poop.
Preparing for this brief moment of glory at halftime.
Preparing for this brief moment of glory at halftime.
Property of the YMCA.
Property of the YMCA.
Put me on a bus. I don't need you.
Put me on a bus. I don't need you.
Real damn penthouse, Cass.
Real damn penthouse, Cass.
Really, forgive me. I'm awfully sorry.
Really, forgive me. I'm awfully sorry.
Remington shotgun for only $72.47.
Remington shotgun for only $72.47.
Rico, I mean.
Rico, I mean.
Rico, Rico, Rico, Rico.
Rico, Rico, Rico, Rico.
Rico, Rico.
Rico, Rico.
Rico, then.
Rico, then.
Rico, up here!
Rico, up here!
Rico!
Rico!
Rico?
Rico?
Rico?
Rico?
Rico. Hey, Rico?
Rico. Hey, Rico?
Right. Fine. OK.
Right. Fine. OK.
Right. OK.
Right. OK.
Right. Well, she changed her mind. She won't need nobody tonight.
Right. Well, she changed her mind. She won't need nobody tonight.
Running around a beach, all suntanned,
Running around a beach, all suntanned,
Say it! That's the ticket, boy.
Say it! That's the ticket, boy.
Say, Cass,
Say, Cass,
Say, why don't you and me get right down on our knees right now?
Say, why don't you and me get right down on our knees right now?
Say, you ever run into a cowhand by the name of Woodsy Niles?
Say, you ever run into a cowhand by the name of Woodsy Niles?
Say, you haven't got a quarter, have you? Just a quarter?
Say, you haven't got a quarter, have you? Just a quarter?
Score once in a setup like that, and, Christ, the way they talk,
Score once in a setup like that, and, Christ, the way they talk,
Scribbage.
Scribbage.
See, I know when I give satisfaction, I give her satisfaction.
See, I know when I give satisfaction, I give her satisfaction.
Seems to me you're different from most of the boys that come to me.
Seems to me you're different from most of the boys that come to me.
Seventy seven radio in New York.
Seventy seven radio in New York.
Seventy seven WABC.
Seventy seven WABC.
She died without letting me know.
She died without letting me know.
She give it to me, boy. Give me the goddamn thing.
She give it to me, boy. Give me the goddamn thing.
She got a penthouse up there
She got a penthouse up there
She went crazy, if you wanna know the damn truth.
She went crazy, if you wanna know the damn truth.
She would die.
She would die.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Sing along with Sister Rosella.
Sing along with Sister Rosella.
Sit down. Sit down. Relax.
Sit down. Sit down. Relax.
Six, up one half.
Six, up one half.
Smart thing to do is haul my ass out of here.
Smart thing to do is haul my ass out of here.
Smells worse hot than it did cold.
Smells worse hot than it did cold.
So call me at the office later. Yeah, OK. Bye bye.
So call me at the office later. Yeah, OK. Bye bye.
So help me. Everything but the sofa, you know?
So help me. Everything but the sofa, you know?
So I'm a drunk.
So I'm a drunk.
So if I'm gonna stay here a couple days, I just thought you should know.
So if I'm gonna stay here a couple days, I just thought you should know.
So who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
So who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
So you could sleep. I mean, Christ.
So you could sleep. I mean, Christ.
So you really wanna do business?
So you really wanna do business?
So you want help?
So you want help?
Social register types, you know what I mean?
Social register types, you know what I mean?
Some of that stuff's for you too. Look, try that on for size for you.
Some of that stuff's for you too. Look, try that on for size for you.
Some old slut on 42nd Street?
Some old slut on 42nd Street?
Some people believe you can come back in another body.
Some people believe you can come back in another body.
Some sort of outdoors work.
Some sort of outdoors work.
Someone I can talk to in bed.
Someone I can talk to in bed.
Sometimes you make me wanna puke, Ratso.
Sometimes you make me wanna puke, Ratso.
Sorry, Tex, my mind isn't all here.
Sorry, Tex, my mind isn't all here.
Sounds like crap. Admit it.
Sounds like crap. Admit it.
Sounds like they knew you.
Sounds like they knew you.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. Check trajectory.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. Check trajectory.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. I read you.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. I read you.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. We've lost contact with Captain Grace.
Spacecraft to Earth Control. We've lost contact with Captain Grace.
St. Christopher's the patron saint of all travelers.
St. Christopher's the patron saint of all travelers.
Starting tomorrow, you'll cook your own goddamn dinner.
Starting tomorrow, you'll cook your own goddamn dinner.
Sticky. What did you do, slobber on it?
Sticky. What did you do, slobber on it?
Stop it, do you hear me? I said stop that!
Stop it, do you hear me? I said stop that!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stupid bastard coughed his lungs out from breathing in that wax all day.
Stupid bastard coughed his lungs out from breathing in that wax all day.
Suppose we just don't talk about it anymore.
Suppose we just don't talk about it anymore.
Sure is a powerful mother, ain't it?
Sure is a powerful mother, ain't it?
Sure.
Sure.
Surely. You follow the green lights.
Surely. You follow the green lights.
Take it easy, boy.
Take it easy, boy.
Take it easy, but take it.
Take it easy, but take it.
Tall. Definitely tall.
Tall. Definitely tall.
Taxi!
Taxi!
Ten? You want ten?
Ten? You want ten?
Terrific shirt.
Terrific shirt.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. And, ma'am, what is your ideal in a man?
Thank you. And, ma'am, what is your ideal in a man?
That you told me about, double sawbucks.
That you told me about, double sawbucks.
That's $9 right there, plus assorted change.
That's $9 right there, plus assorted change.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
That's a matter I only talk about at confession.
That's a matter I only talk about at confession.
That's a toupee for dogs.
That's a toupee for dogs.
That's a very good idea. Why don't you kiss me, Joe?
That's a very good idea. Why don't you kiss me, Joe?
That's all you got?
That's all you got?
That's between me and my confessor. And I'll tell you,
That's between me and my confessor. And I'll tell you,
That's faggot stuff.
That's faggot stuff.
That's for that dog?
That's for that dog?
That's funny? I'm falling apart here.
That's funny? I'm falling apart here.
That's good, sir, where's mine? The black Homburg.
That's good, sir, where's mine? The black Homburg.
That's just exactly how you spell it up there, on that big building up there.
That's just exactly how you spell it up there, on that big building up there.
That's New York talking there, ma'am.
That's New York talking there, ma'am.
That's real...
That's real...
That's right. Thank you very much. Right.
That's right. Thank you very much. Right.
That's terrible.
That's terrible.
That's the first goddamn time the thing ever quit on me.
That's the first goddamn time the thing ever quit on me.
That's where you been.
That's where you been.
That's why you're gonna stop crapping around about Florida
That's why you're gonna stop crapping around about Florida
The American information officer says
The American information officer says
The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed, up 6.25.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed, up 6.25.
The laundry syndicate lost a couple of coins. I'm crying.
The laundry syndicate lost a couple of coins. I'm crying.
The new telephone pun game. In our isolation booths...
The new telephone pun game. In our isolation booths...
The sewer's full of them.
The sewer's full of them.
The Statue of Liberty.
The Statue of Liberty.
The two basic items necessary to sustain life
The two basic items necessary to sustain life
The whole time I've been here. That's peculiar behavior.
The whole time I've been here. That's peculiar behavior.
The whole time you've been in New York?
The whole time you've been in New York?
The words don't matter, as long as you get that love behind them.
The words don't matter, as long as you get that love behind them.
The X on the windows means the landlord can't collect rent,
The X on the windows means the landlord can't collect rent,
Then I'm gonna empty your pockets out right over here. Right over there.
Then I'm gonna empty your pockets out right over here. Right over there.
Then when I'm feeling cool and good, I spin around.
Then when I'm feeling cool and good, I spin around.
There have been 429 American casualties, 429 on the death list.
There have been 429 American casualties, 429 on the death list.
There you go, boy. There's money for you.
There you go, boy. There's money for you.
There you go, girl.
There you go, girl.
There you go. Right here.
There you go. Right here.
There, you got it. Go ahead, go ahead. It's all right.
There, you got it. Go ahead, go ahead. It's all right.
There's a little French restaurant not too far from here.
There's a little French restaurant not too far from here.
There's a lot of rich women back there, Ralph.
There's a lot of rich women back there, Ralph.
There's a TV dinner in the fridge, loverboy.
There's a TV dinner in the fridge, loverboy.
There's always a rodeo in town, damn it.
There's always a rodeo in town, damn it.
There's an E in money. I mean, if that's your word.
There's an E in money. I mean, if that's your word.
There's an invasion of America going on.
There's an invasion of America going on.
There's no heat here, but, you know, by the time winter comes up,
There's no heat here, but, you know, by the time winter comes up,
There's something going on here. Now, really, seriously,
There's something going on here. Now, really, seriously,
There's your strength, son, see?
There's your strength, son, see?
These guys are good drivers, boy.
These guys are good drivers, boy.
These shirts are comfortable, ain't they?
These shirts are comfortable, ain't they?
They can't be trotting to Times Square to pick out the merchandise.
They can't be trotting to Times Square to pick out the merchandise.
They get you all gussied up for some damn thing, ain't they?
They get you all gussied up for some damn thing, ain't they?
They gotta be.
They gotta be.
They gotta have some kind of a middleman.
They gotta have some kind of a middleman.
They had to bury him with gloves on.
They had to bury him with gloves on.
They're dark, heavy, and have noticeable accents.
They're dark, heavy, and have noticeable accents.
They're laughing at you on the street.
They're laughing at you on the street.
Think I could have that other 10 now?
Think I could have that other 10 now?
Thirty one hours.
Thirty one hours.
This as opposed to 643 South Vietnamese...
This as opposed to 643 South Vietnamese...
This is a friend of hers.
This is a friend of hers.
This is a goddamn good friend of hers. Now, you...
This is a goddamn good friend of hers. Now, you...
This is a shooting season.
This is a shooting season.
This is in case she meets another dog.
This is in case she meets another dog.
This is my first night in town.
This is my first night in town.
This is my friend, Ratso Rizzo, and I.
This is my friend, Ratso Rizzo, and I.
This is my place. Am I wrong?
This is my place. Am I wrong?
This is Ron Lundy, love. This is WABC.
This is Ron Lundy, love. This is WABC.
This whole kind of thing is spiritual, spiritual matters.
This whole kind of thing is spiritual, spiritual matters.
Three hundred of them on the beach.
Three hundred of them on the beach.
Till you pick up the tab.
Till you pick up the tab.
Tomorrow, some piece like that is liable to be scratching your back
Tomorrow, some piece like that is liable to be scratching your back
Too bad. Well, we all have our off days.
Too bad. Well, we all have our off days.
Too much.
Too much.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Twenty?
Twenty?
Up here! Rico!
Up here! Rico!
Up one and three eighths.
Up one and three eighths.
Up or down?
Up or down?
Up the old kazoo there.
Up the old kazoo there.
Very new to the city. He don't quite know the ropes yet,
Very new to the city. He don't quite know the ropes yet,
Wackos. They're all wackos.
Wackos. They're all wackos.
Wait a minute. For money for what?
Wait a minute. For money for what?
Watch the plank. Watch the plank. Break your goddamn skull.
Watch the plank. Watch the plank. Break your goddamn skull.
We ain't gonna have to steal, is what I'm telling you.
We ain't gonna have to steal, is what I'm telling you.
We don't have to rush. My wife's away. Her mother's sick.
We don't have to rush. My wife's away. Her mother's sick.
We have a malfunction of our instruments,
We have a malfunction of our instruments,
We're gonna tell all these new people my name's Rico.
We're gonna tell all these new people my name's Rico.
We're not talking about me.
We're not talking about me.
Wear it yourself. I wouldn't have it on my back.
Wear it yourself. I wouldn't have it on my back.
Welcome to Dateline,
Welcome to Dateline,
Well, he is. He's sick on chill,
Well, he is. He's sick on chill,
Well, hell, I can't wait that long.
Well, hell, I can't wait that long.
Well, hell, there ain't no use crying over the damn thing.
Well, hell, there ain't no use crying over the damn thing.
Well, I can't say all that.
Well, I can't say all that.
Well, I guess I can be available.
Well, I guess I can be available.
Well, I hope I don't come back in your body.
Well, I hope I don't come back in your body.
Well, I hope you have a good time in Florida.
Well, I hope you have a good time in Florida.
Well, I hope you know what you're in for.
Well, I hope you know what you're in for.
Well, I made it.
Well, I made it.
Well, I think I'm making it worse.
Well, I think I'm making it worse.
Well, I think you take the 7th Avenue subway.
Well, I think you take the 7th Avenue subway.
Well, if you're all right, why you hanging on the banister?
Well, if you're all right, why you hanging on the banister?
Well, it can end in Y.
Well, it can end in Y.
Well, it happens.
Well, it happens.
Well, let me think now. Thursday at 8:30.
Well, let me think now. Thursday at 8:30.
Well, not too.
Well, not too.
Well, sir, I ain't a for real cowboy.
Well, sir, I ain't a for real cowboy.
Well, think.
Well, think.
Well, what about all my things?
Well, what about all my things?
Well, what night is Phil's poker night?
Well, what night is Phil's poker night?
Well, when will Mrs. Gardner be home?
Well, when will Mrs. Gardner be home?
Well, why aren't you wearing it?
Well, why aren't you wearing it?
Well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it.
Well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it.
Well, you want me to stay here. That's the idea?
Well, you want me to stay here. That's the idea?
Well...
Well...
Were you serious? About the Statue of Liberty?
Were you serious? About the Statue of Liberty?
What about that black Homburg right up there? Up in there.
What about that black Homburg right up there? Up in there.
What am I doing talking to you? Damn it.
What am I doing talking to you? Damn it.
What am I dragging my bum leg around town for, you know?
What am I dragging my bum leg around town for, you know?
What are you gonna do back east?
What are you gonna do back east?
What are you gonna do to me?
What are you gonna do to me?
What are you scared of?
What are you scared of?
What can you do about these invaders?
What can you do about these invaders?
What do fruity wackos like that want with characters like you and me?
What do fruity wackos like that want with characters like you and me?
What do you mean? It's been down there for weeks.
What do you mean? It's been down there for weeks.
What do you say about that?
What do you say about that?
What do you see? Look in there, boy.
What do you see? Look in there, boy.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you want me to do to you, boy?
What do you want me to do to you, boy?
What do you want more than anything in the world?
What do you want more than anything in the world?
What if I want to take my mother along?
What if I want to take my mother along?
What is your ideal in a man?
What is your ideal in a man?
What the hell do you know, anyway? When's the last time you scored, boy?
What the hell do you know, anyway? When's the last time you scored, boy?
What the hell do you think I'm gonna do?
What the hell do you think I'm gonna do?
What the hell you doing in that getup?
What the hell you doing in that getup?
What was that all about?
What was that all about?
What you got me up here for?
What you got me up here for?
What you want?
What you want?
What? Are you kidding me?
What? Are you kidding me?
What's that monstrosity down there?
What's that monstrosity down there?
What's that sound like to you?
What's that sound like to you?
What's that?
What's that?
What's the matter now?
What's the matter now?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter? How did you get crippled?
What's the matter? How did you get crippled?
What's the?
What's the?
What's your room number there, again, sir?
What's your room number there, again, sir?
Whatever you want, you got it, right now. I swear.
Whatever you want, you got it, right now. I swear.
When they find out that you can't walk.
When they find out that you can't walk.
When they have no children, a woman who is alone...
When they have no children, a woman who is alone...
When we get to Miami, what I'm gonna do is
When we get to Miami, what I'm gonna do is
When's the last time you've been to confession?
When's the last time you've been to confession?
Where can I reach you? I'm gonna make this thing right
Where can I reach you? I'm gonna make this thing right
Where did you get it?
Where did you get it?
Where does it say to go, Klein's Bargain Basement?
Where does it say to go, Klein's Bargain Basement?
Where is that Joe Buck? Look at this crap!
Where is that Joe Buck? Look at this crap!
Where you been? 42nd Street?
Where you been? 42nd Street?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where you living at? You still at the hotel?
Where you living at? You still at the hotel?
Where's my boots? Where's my damn boots?
Where's my boots? Where's my damn boots?
Where's the matches, ma'am?
Where's the matches, ma'am?
Wherever you say.
Wherever you say.
Which is a convenience, on account of it's condemned.
Which is a convenience, on account of it's condemned.
Which you owe me.
Which you owe me.
While you were getting the aspirin, I could've lifted this.
While you were getting the aspirin, I could've lifted this.
Who brought you?
Who brought you?
Who did you do a favor for? You'd let a poor bastard freeze to death.
Who did you do a favor for? You'd let a poor bastard freeze to death.
Who is going to give us her remedy for insomnia.
Who is going to give us her remedy for insomnia.
Who is he?
Who is he?
Who the hell do you think you're dealing with?
Who the hell do you think you're dealing with?
Whoopie ki yi o, boy!
Whoopie ki yi o, boy!
Why a cowboy whore?
Why a cowboy whore?
Why are you laughing, Joe? You really a cowboy?
Why are you laughing, Joe? You really a cowboy?
Why are you stealing food?
Why are you stealing food?
Why don't you take that and buy a carton and do the job right.
Why don't you take that and buy a carton and do the job right.
Why not? Why not?
Why not? Why not?
Why worry about your future?
Why worry about your future?
Why, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Why, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Will you get out of here? Will you get out of here?
Will you get out of here? Will you get out of here?
Wine and skyrockets.
Wine and skyrockets.
With a color TV and more goddamn diamonds than the archbishop,
With a color TV and more goddamn diamonds than the archbishop,
With nothing but lonely ladies?
With nothing but lonely ladies?
Women go crazy for me. That's a really true fact.
Women go crazy for me. That's a really true fact.
Women.
Women.
Woodsy Niles, sir?
Woodsy Niles, sir?
Would I be asking you for money with a wad like I got riding on my hip?
Would I be asking you for money with a wad like I got riding on my hip?
Would you believe a whole goddamn hotel
Would you believe a whole goddamn hotel
Would you believe that? I forgot to get to the bank, and now it's too late.
Would you believe that? I forgot to get to the bank, and now it's too late.
Would you like a cup of coffee?
Would you like a cup of coffee?
X, that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone.
X, that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone.
Y. What in the hell starts with Y?
Y. What in the hell starts with Y?
Y'all gonna eat them crackers?
Y'all gonna eat them crackers?
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, around 8:30?
Yeah, around 8:30?
Yeah, he's fine.
Yeah, he's fine.
Yeah, hell, yeah. And the men, they're mostly tutti fruttis.
Yeah, hell, yeah. And the men, they're mostly tutti fruttis.
Yeah, it's murder, isn't it? What line are you in, sweetie?
Yeah, it's murder, isn't it? What line are you in, sweetie?
Yeah, movies. That's where you got that thing on your back.
Yeah, movies. That's where you got that thing on your back.
Yeah, sure is a powerful mother.
Yeah, sure is a powerful mother.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Yeah, well, I don't know what line Morey's in, but myself, now,
Yeah, well, I don't know what line Morey's in, but myself, now,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I reckon it's gonna be easier for you, Joe Buck, than for most others.
Yeah. I reckon it's gonna be easier for you, Joe Buck, than for most others.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I believe you are.
Yes, I believe you are.
Yes, of course. Wait here.
Yes, of course. Wait here.
Yes, sir. Mr. Evers, sir. I wonder if you could have a word with me?
Yes, sir. Mr. Evers, sir. I wonder if you could have a word with me?
Yes, sir. Oh, I think you got something on your shoulder there.
Yes, sir. Oh, I think you got something on your shoulder there.
Yes, yes. No, no. I can't talk to you now,
Yes, yes. No, no. I can't talk to you now,
You ain't getting me no doctor.
You ain't getting me no doctor.
You better drink a whole damn drugstore.
You better drink a whole damn drugstore.
You big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one hell of a gorgeous chick!
You big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one hell of a gorgeous chick!
You can bet your bottom dollar on that.
You can bet your bottom dollar on that.
You could be taking home 50, maybe $100 a day, easy.
You could be taking home 50, maybe $100 a day, easy.
You could come back as a dog or a president.
You could come back as a dog or a president.
You didn't kill him, did you?
You didn't kill him, did you?
You don't talk to me that way! Get out of here!
You don't talk to me that way! Get out of here!
You ever been here before?
You ever been here before?
You get a 10 year subscription to the Encyclopedia Britannica.
You get a 10 year subscription to the Encyclopedia Britannica.
You got a comb on you?
You got a comb on you?
You got more ladies in Miami than in any resort area in the country, there.
You got more ladies in Miami than in any resort area in the country, there.
You got the fever. How you gonna get to Florida?
You got the fever. How you gonna get to Florida?
You got yourself a damn penthouse.
You got yourself a damn penthouse.
You gotta watch out for that.
You gotta watch out for that.
You hear?
You hear?
You just keep your damn mouth shut about that night.
You just keep your damn mouth shut about that night.
You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule.
You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule.
You just... You know what happened?
You just... You know what happened?
You keep your hands off me, sir.
You keep your hands off me, sir.
You know that in Miami you got...
You know that in Miami you got...
You know what I do? I move furniture around.
You know what I do? I move furniture around.
You know what they do to you when they know you can't...
You know what they do to you when they know you can't...
You know what you can do with them dishes.
You know what you can do with them dishes.
You know what you gotta do, cowboy?
You know what you gotta do, cowboy?
You know what you need?
You know what you need?
You know what, I'd ask somebody else.
You know what, I'd ask somebody else.
You know, Cass, that's a funny thing, you mentioning money,
You know, Cass, that's a funny thing, you mentioning money,
You know, I tried to get in touch with you when I heard,
You know, I tried to get in touch with you when I heard,
You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso.
You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso.
You know, with proper management,
You know, with proper management,
You listening to me?
You listening to me?
You look real nice, loverboy. Real nice.
You look real nice, loverboy. Real nice.
You love me, Joe? You're better than all of them.
You love me, Joe? You're better than all of them.
You love me?
You love me?
You meet someone, you think...
You meet someone, you think...
You must be Joe Buck.
You must be Joe Buck.
You need my friend O'Daniel. He operates the biggest stable in town.
You need my friend O'Daniel. He operates the biggest stable in town.
You no have a hat here, mister. You gotta bring me the ticket.
You no have a hat here, mister. You gotta bring me the ticket.
You OK?
You OK?
You OK?
You OK?
You ought to have somebody go to the delicatessen, bring some more back.
You ought to have somebody go to the delicatessen, bring some more back.
You stole the thing, didn't you? You stole it.
You stole the thing, didn't you? You stole it.
You stop it. Stop it. Stop it! Stop it!
You stop it. Stop it. Stop it! Stop it!
You take my books.
You take my books.
You think I'm lying to you?
You think I'm lying to you?
You throw in Sister Rosella, you got a deal, right, old timer?
You throw in Sister Rosella, you got a deal, right, old timer?
You understand me, Towny? I'm gonna get him south.
You understand me, Towny? I'm gonna get him south.
You wanna let go of that table, please, sir?
You wanna let go of that table, please, sir?
You want me to beat on you, is that what you want?
You want me to beat on you, is that what you want?
You want me to get lost so you can go to your fancy ass party?
You want me to get lost so you can go to your fancy ass party?
You want me to leave?
You want me to leave?
You want me to stay. You're after something. What are you after?
You want me to stay. You're after something. What are you after?
You want me, I don't go nowhere without my buddy here.
You want me, I don't go nowhere without my buddy here.
You want some free medical advice?
You want some free medical advice?
You were gonna ask me for money?
You were gonna ask me for money?
You were gonna ask me for money.
You were gonna ask me for money.
You'll be the best looking one there.
You'll be the best looking one there.
You're a lovely person, really.
You're a lovely person, really.
You're a nice person, Joe. I should never have asked you up here.
You're a nice person, Joe. I should never have asked you up here.
You're a wonderful boy. We're gonna have fun together.
You're a wonderful boy. We're gonna have fun together.
You're better than any of them, Joe.
You're better than any of them, Joe.
You're better, Joe. You're better than the rest.
You're better, Joe. You're better than the rest.
You're cheating. Teasing me so I can't think.
You're cheating. Teasing me so I can't think.
You're due here at 4:00.
You're due here at 4:00.
You're entitled to think what you want.
You're entitled to think what you want.
You're gonna be the best looking cowboy in the whole parade.
You're gonna be the best looking cowboy in the whole parade.
You're gonna be the best looking cowboy in the whole parade.
You're gonna be the best looking cowboy in the whole parade.
You're gonna lay down. Just take it easy.
You're gonna lay down. Just take it easy.
You're not looking for the Statue of Liberty at all.
You're not looking for the Statue of Liberty at all.
You're OK.
You're OK.
You're pretty damn good at that. I bet you could make a living at it.
You're pretty damn good at that. I bet you could make a living at it.
You're special. Give yourself special treatment.
You're special. Give yourself special treatment.
You're the best, Joe. Love me, Joe.
You're the best, Joe. Love me, Joe.
You're the best, Joe. The best.
You're the best, Joe. The best.
You're the only one who knows about it.
You're the only one who knows about it.
You're the only one, Joe.
You're the only one, Joe.
You're the only one, Joe.
You're the only one, Joe.
You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one.
You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one.
You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one.
You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one.
You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one.
You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one.
You're the only one.
You're the only one.
You're what?
You're what?
You've got the way of putting things earthy so anybody can understand.
You've got the way of putting things earthy so anybody can understand.
Your old grandma got herself a new beau. Bye, now.
Your old grandma got herself a new beau. Bye, now.
Your place...
Your place...
Yours was the only one left with a palm tree on it.
Yours was the only one left with a palm tree on it.
Zip me up, will you, Tex?
Zip me up, will you, Tex?
901, you got it? Hey, hold it a second, will you?
901, you got it? Hey, hold it a second, will you?
A friend? Yeah.
A friend? Yeah.
A good sense of humor. Not afraid of sex.
A good sense of humor. Not afraid of sex.
A person's gotta make a living. Pardon me, ma'am?
A person's gotta make a living. Pardon me, ma'am?
A Texas oil man. Aggressiveness.
A Texas oil man. Aggressiveness.
Ain't you coming to work? I guess not, Ralph.
Ain't you coming to work? I guess not, Ralph.
Am I gonna see you tonight? Where do you wanna eat?
Am I gonna see you tonight? Where do you wanna eat?
And the next one is B 13. In this public place.
And the next one is B 13. In this public place.
Ask for Joe Buck. I iron my husband's shirts.
Ask for Joe Buck. I iron my husband's shirts.
Beautiful, baby. I can stay all night, Cass.
Beautiful, baby. I can stay all night, Cass.
Beautiful, baby. I can stay all night, Cass.
Beautiful, baby. I can stay all night, Cass.
Begging for it. Paying for it too. Yeah?
Begging for it. Paying for it too. Yeah?
Bring your knees up. Come on out.
Bring your knees up. Come on out.
Can you track him? Kiss me, Joe.
Can you track him? Kiss me, Joe.
Catch an early supper at Lindy's. What time?
Catch an early supper at Lindy's. What time?
Christ, Cass. Go ahead.
Christ, Cass. Go ahead.
Cowboy, eh? Yes, sir.
Cowboy, eh? Yes, sir.
Do some thinking about it. Here.
Do some thinking about it. Here.
Do you like that? Cut that out.
Do you like that? Cut that out.
Don't be frightened, son. I baptize thee, my brother,
Don't be frightened, son. I baptize thee, my brother,
Don't say nothing about you either. They took my picture, didn't they?
Don't say nothing about you either. They took my picture, didn't they?
Don't worry about it. It ain't never happened to me before.
Don't worry about it. It ain't never happened to me before.
For dogs? This is Fifi's wig.
For dogs? This is Fifi's wig.
For what? For money.
For what? For money.
Give me soup. What do you think I'm getting?
Give me soup. What do you think I'm getting?
Go ahead. Give me a break.
Go ahead. Give me a break.
Guess who I am. Who?
Guess who I am. Who?
Have you tried heroin? Yeah, I've tried heroin.
Have you tried heroin? Yeah, I've tried heroin.
Hell, I can't go to Florida now. Just put me on a bus.
Hell, I can't go to Florida now. Just put me on a bus.
Here. Have a cigarette. I wouldn't touch it.
Here. Have a cigarette. I wouldn't touch it.
Hey, now you heard him. That's all right, Joe.
Hey, now you heard him. That's all right, Joe.
Hey, wait up, for chrissake. You keep away from me, you hear?
Hey, wait up, for chrissake. You keep away from me, you hear?
How about a little kiss? You got it.
How about a little kiss? You got it.
How about a little kiss? You got it.
How about a little kiss? You got it.
How did they get off me? I took them off.
How did they get off me? I took them off.
How do you like that cheap bastard. Let's see it.
How do you like that cheap bastard. Let's see it.
How much in your pockets? Nothing.
How much in your pockets? Nothing.
How was she? Well...
How was she? Well...
How you doing, Ralph? Hey.
How you doing, Ralph? Hey.
I ain't gonna hit you. Come on, now.
I ain't gonna hit you. Come on, now.
I brought it in the same time. Well, I tell you, I don't know.
I brought it in the same time. Well, I tell you, I don't know.
I got family, goddamn it. You're wasting your time.
I got family, goddamn it. You're wasting your time.
I hate bone yards. So split.
I hate bone yards. So split.
I look OK? Yeah.
I look OK? Yeah.
I mean, a little. Yeah.
I mean, a little. Yeah.
I was talking to the dog, Morey. That goddamn dog.
I was talking to the dog, Morey. That goddamn dog.
I'm annoying you? Why don't you say hello to Baby?
I'm annoying you? Why don't you say hello to Baby?
I'm eating it, see? In her penthouse.
I'm eating it, see? In her penthouse.
I'm gonna strangle you to death. Wait a minute.
I'm gonna strangle you to death. Wait a minute.
I'm inviting you, goddamn it! You're inviting shit.
I'm inviting you, goddamn it! You're inviting shit.
I'm Joe Buck from Texas. Enrico Rizzo from the Bronx.
I'm Joe Buck from Texas. Enrico Rizzo from the Bronx.
I'm keeping it on you. I'm too hot now. Dumb.
I'm keeping it on you. I'm too hot now. Dumb.
I'm lonesome, so I'm a dope fiend. Oh, shut up!
I'm lonesome, so I'm a dope fiend. Oh, shut up!
I'm... We'll lay you down.
I'm... We'll lay you down.
Is that enough for you? That's fine.
Is that enough for you? That's fine.
It don't have to be joyless. Hell, no, it don't have to be.
It don't have to be joyless. Hell, no, it don't have to be.
It's a come on to a party. It's a couple of wackos advertising.
It's a come on to a party. It's a couple of wackos advertising.
It's a come on. Yeah, you know what this is?
It's a come on. Yeah, you know what this is?
It's all right. What you want, 5, 10?
It's all right. What you want, 5, 10?
It's gonna be like money from home. Money from home.
It's gonna be like money from home. Money from home.
It's good. I gotta get out of here.
It's good. I gotta get out of here.
It's the Sherry Netherlands Hotel. Sherry Netherlands Hotel.
It's the Sherry Netherlands Hotel. Sherry Netherlands Hotel.
Just take a walk. Take a shave.
Just take a walk. Take a shave.
Just you and me, no Needleman. Hey, that's great.
Just you and me, no Needleman. Hey, that's great.
Keep your hands off! Well, you look hot!
Keep your hands off! Well, you look hot!
Let's say it's an all right shirt. I like birds.
Let's say it's an all right shirt. I like birds.
Look at there. There's soup. Thanks.
Look at there. There's soup. Thanks.
Love you. Love you.
Love you. Love you.
Me too, lover. Oh, that's good. It is.
Me too, lover. Oh, that's good. It is.
Movies, that's where you've been? I ain't been nowhere.
Movies, that's where you've been? I ain't been nowhere.
My name's Joe. Joe, oh, fabulous!
My name's Joe. Joe, oh, fabulous!
My nose is bleeding, isn't it? Now,
My nose is bleeding, isn't it? Now,
Naturally, I can walk. Yeah, he's got taxi fare.
Naturally, I can walk. Yeah, he's got taxi fare.
Need any help? No, I don't need no help from you.
Need any help? No, I don't need no help from you.
No, wait a minute now. You sure are a pretty lady.
No, wait a minute now. You sure are a pretty lady.
No. No, I wasn't calling anyone. Hello? Hello?
No. No, I wasn't calling anyone. Hello? Hello?
Number, please. Hello.
Number, please. Hello.
Oh, don't mind if I do. Bartender,
Oh, don't mind if I do. Bartender,
Oh, kiss it, Ratso. Up yours.
Oh, kiss it, Ratso. Up yours.
Oh, my God! It even makes black whiter.
Oh, my God! It even makes black whiter.
OK, OK. I gotta lay down.
OK, OK. I gotta lay down.
OK? Yeah, OK, OK, OK.
OK? Yeah, OK, OK, OK.
OK? Yeah.
OK? Yeah.
OK. And taxi fare for me.
OK. And taxi fare for me.
On your feet. Oh, wow.
On your feet. Oh, wow.
Outdoor type. A rebel.
Outdoor type. A rebel.
Provolone. Faggot.
Provolone. Faggot.
Ready for hard work? I'm ready for anything.
Ready for hard work? I'm ready for anything.
Rico. Rico Rizzo. Hello.
Rico. Rico Rizzo. Hello.
She's hooked. Like, why a cowboy?
She's hooked. Like, why a cowboy?
Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up! You dumb cowboy, boy.
Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up! You dumb cowboy, boy.
Sick to death. Yes, sir. I can see that.
Sick to death. Yes, sir. I can see that.
Sure. Hi, cowboy. Got a cigarette?
Sure. Hi, cowboy. Got a cigarette?
Take one for yourself too. Thank you, no.
Take one for yourself too. Thank you, no.
Thanks for the stuff. Don't mention it.
Thanks for the stuff. Don't mention it.
That ain't nice, picking on a cripple. Cripple or not, I don't care!
That ain't nice, picking on a cripple. Cripple or not, I don't care!
That's all there is to it. I'm raring to go.
That's all there is to it. I'm raring to go.
That's clear, ain't it? Get out of here.
That's clear, ain't it? Get out of here.
That's it, sir. All right, take it.
That's it, sir. All right, take it.
That's terrible. No, see, she likes it.
That's terrible. No, see, she likes it.
The name's Rizzo. That's what I said, Ratso.
The name's Rizzo. That's what I said, Ratso.
The suitcase means a lot to me. We keep everything. House rules.
The suitcase means a lot to me. We keep everything. House rules.
There's 10, right there. All right.
There's 10, right there. All right.
There's nothing in here. Get out of my way, please, sir.
There's nothing in here. Get out of my way, please, sir.
To Dallas. Up Dallas, are you?
To Dallas. Up Dallas, are you?
Twenty, wasn't it? Yes.
Twenty, wasn't it? Yes.
Up your income with sound. Up your income, lady.
Up your income with sound. Up your income, lady.
Wanna close his eyes? What?
Wanna close his eyes? What?
We gonna be riding easy before long. Give me some soup.
We gonna be riding easy before long. Give me some soup.
Well, I ain't cheap. Yeah, birds.
Well, I ain't cheap. Yeah, birds.
Well, maybe I do think what I want. Him.
Well, maybe I do think what I want. Him.
Well, suppose you let me work... I guess he's got that all figured out.
Well, suppose you let me work... I guess he's got that all figured out.
Well, what's the matter? They raw? They're OK.
Well, what's the matter? They raw? They're OK.
What did it cost her? What do you mean, what did it cost?
What did it cost her? What do you mean, what did it cost?
What for? What do you mean, what for?
What for? What do you mean, what for?
What the hell you want me to do? Florida. Get me to Florida.
What the hell you want me to do? Florida. Get me to Florida.
What you got in your socks? Nothing.
What you got in your socks? Nothing.
What, this? What, this?
What, this? What, this?
What? I gotta get a doctor.
What? I gotta get a doctor.
What's the matter? Take your hands off of me!
What's the matter? Take your hands off of me!
Where you from? New York.
Where you from? New York.
Where? Right here!
Where? Right here!
Where's my money? Here.
Where's my money? Here.
Where's that Joe Buck? ♪ Get along little doggies
Where's that Joe Buck? ♪ Get along little doggies
Where's that Joe Buck? Where is that Joe Buck?
Where's that Joe Buck? Where is that Joe Buck?
Where's that Joe Buck? Where's that Joe Buck?
Where's that Joe Buck? Where's that Joe Buck?
Who's there? I die from that. What?
Who's there? I die from that. What?
Who's there? Who you talking to? No one. I was just talking to Baby.
Who's there? Who you talking to? No one. I was just talking to Baby.
Why are you here? I don't know.
Why are you here? I don't know.
Why don't you use my shower? Why don't you take a walk?
Why don't you use my shower? Why don't you take a walk?
Why go to all the expense, Mama? Listen, Towny.
Why go to all the expense, Mama? Listen, Towny.
with you soon as I get me set up. Forget it.
with you soon as I get me set up. Forget it.
Yeah, that's all... Oh, ticket? Oh yeah, here's my ticket.
Yeah, that's all... Oh, ticket? Oh yeah, here's my ticket.
Yeah, you want some soup? Yeah.
Yeah, you want some soup? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah, she turned into
Yeah? Yeah, she turned into
You ain't got no $25 on you? No.
You ain't got no $25 on you? No.
You ain't kidding, baby. Go, go, go. My God, I was exhausted.
You ain't kidding, baby. Go, go, go. My God, I was exhausted.
You bet I do, sir. Yeah.
You bet I do, sir. Yeah.
You don't look like no fag. What's that supposed to mean?
You don't look like no fag. What's that supposed to mean?
you gonna let go of that table? No, no.
you gonna let go of that table? No, no.
You put it right there, boy. All right. All right, here.
You put it right there, boy. All right. All right, here.
You want a cigarette, sir? No, thanks. Chew tobacco.
You want a cigarette, sir? No, thanks. Chew tobacco.
You're heading up east? I thought I'd say goodbye to you.
You're heading up east? I thought I'd say goodbye to you.
You're sick. You need a damn doctor. Hey.
You're sick. You need a damn doctor. Hey.
You're sick. You're sick. No.
You're sick. You're sick. No.
Young. You.
Young. You.
[Old Man Willow playing in apartment]
[Old Man Willow playing in apartment]
♪ And if that golden ring turns brass
♪ And if that golden ring turns brass
♪ And if that looking glass gets broke
♪ And if that looking glass gets broke
♪ And if the mocking bird don't sing
♪ And if the mocking bird don't sing
♪ Break away from old habits
♪ Break away from old habits
♪ For you know New York
♪ For you know New York
♪ Get along little doggies
♪ Get along little doggies
♪ Get along little doggies
♪ Get along little doggies
♪ Get along little doggies
♪ Get along little doggies
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a golden ring
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a golden ring
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a looking glass
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a looking glass
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a mocking bird
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a mocking bird
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a mocking bird ♪
♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a mocking bird ♪
♪ Hush little baby don't say a word
♪ Hush little baby don't say a word
♪ Hush little baby don't say a word
♪ Hush little baby don't say a word
♪ I got a telephone call from Jesus
♪ I got a telephone call from Jesus
♪ I got a telephone call from Jesus
♪ I got a telephone call from Jesus
♪ I got him on the line
♪ I got him on the line
♪ I got him on the line ♪
♪ I got him on the line ♪
♪ I'm lonesome
♪ I'm lonesome
♪ I'm only calling...
♪ I'm only calling...
♪ It's refreshingly, cool and naturally
♪ It's refreshingly, cool and naturally
♪ It's your misfortune and none of my own
♪ It's your misfortune and none of my own
♪ It's your misfortune and none of my own
♪ It's your misfortune and none of my own
♪ Lonesome
♪ Lonesome
♪ Orange juice on ice
♪ Orange juice on ice
♪ Orange juice on ice ♪
♪ Orange juice on ice ♪
♪ Orange juice on ice, is nice
♪ Orange juice on ice, is nice
♪ Orange juice on ice, is nice
♪ Orange juice on ice, is nice
♪ Orange juice on the ice
♪ Orange juice on the ice
♪ Serve real Florida orange juice
♪ Serve real Florida orange juice
♪ Serve real Florida orange juice
♪ Serve real Florida orange juice
♪ Take a word of advice
♪ Take a word of advice
♪ Take a word of advice
♪ Take a word of advice
♪ Whoopie ki yi o
♪ Whoopie ki yi o
♪ Whoopie ki yi o
♪ Whoopie ki yi o
♪ Will be your new home
♪ Will be your new home

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