(500) Days of Summer (2009) Edit

A death in the family, someone taken ill Anything like that.

A moment, a love A dream aloud

A place few had been invited to see with their own eyes.

A time of confidences

A time of innocence

About being free

Actually, you know what? Yes, Tom?

After you, please.

After you.

Ah, I used to watch it every week. Oh. Yeah!

Ah, I wasn't that bad.

Ah, thanks. Yeah, man.

Ah. They said you write greeting cards.

All right. Fine. You want to go there?

All right. You ready? Yeah.

All that stuff is It's really juvenile.

All the way to Marquette

All, all

All, all

Also known as The Puma.

And a total misreading of the movie The Graduate.

And asked me about it,

And feel nothing.

And girls have broken up with you before.

And here was Summer, wanting him there.

And I can't explain oh, yeah

And I can't give you that. [Exhales]

And I guess that they're succeeding

And I hate her cockroach shaped splotch on her neck.

And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.

And I just kept thinking,

And I'll never be the same oh, yeah

And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness.

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And maybe she's an uppity, better than everyone superskank.

And now you're somebody's wife.

And planting lilacs and buttercups

And pretty soon all my troubles will pass

And put it on a mountaintop

And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend.

And tattoos.

And that that's the Continental. That's L.A.'s first skysc****r.

And the heartache, everything.

And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep.

And then I wake up.

And then I'm running so fast that my feet aren't even touching the ground.

And then there was my semester in Sienna.

And this one says, You can do it!

And we need a new holiday that recognizes that.

And we need a new holiday that recognizes that.

And we talked about Banana fish for like 20 minutes.

And we're going to these meetings

And we're going to these meetings

And we're responsible. I'm responsible.

And we're trying to be faithful

And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that.

And you you've been with Robyn since what like 1998?

And you dated for, like, three hours.

And you look for those first signs of trouble.

And you threatened to burn the place down.

And you, um

And, Rhoda, no disrespect here,

And, uh, what brought you?

And, well, she's in bed with Lars from Norway.

And... a guy comes up to me...

And... now he's my husband.

And... you're a very attractive girl.

Are you done? I'm done.

Are you interviewing for the position?

Are you interviewing? Sorry?

Arthur, did you get a piece? Thanks.

As friends?

As long as she's cute and she's willing, right?

At last

At last I don't think I will be.

At least let them speak for themselves! Right?

At least once in their lives.

Averaged 1 8.4 double takes per day.

Aw.

Bald eagle. Your favorite.

Because it's not important.

Blow bubbles with their gum

Boredom mostly.

Bruce.

But I didn't burn the place down. We're not going back there, man.

But I don't.

But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well.

But my heartache's in me every day

But that's casual. That's what casual people do.

But today you get a card.

But we're not doing any meeting

But what are you gonna do with that degree?

But you should know up front'

But, uh, those are guppies.

But, um, this is total shit.

But, um, truthfully,

But, you know, I just I need some consistency.

But... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.

By...

Can I say something about the cat? Well, okay.

Can make a good man turn bad

Can we talk about this tomorrow?

Can you believe that shit?

Can you see me

Can you see me

Centuries of reinforcement.

Cheers.

Coincided with an inexplicable 21.2% increase in revenue.

Coincidence. That's all anything ever is.

Color my life with the chaos of trouble.

Come on back. Thank you.

Come on.

Come on. I love Ringo Starr!

Come on. They're not gonna let you back in there after last time.

Congratulations on your new baby. Right?

Continues to puzzle industry analysts.

Could you write up some prototypes for these?

Damn right!

Damn. I know. She's pretty hot.

Darling, I don't know how to tell you this,

Did not share this belief.

Did you bang her? No.

Did you stand by me No, not at all

Disposition

Disposition

Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza?

Do you want to go to the movies? Yep.

Do you... Iike me?

Does this have something to do with Summer leaving?

Don't even try to

Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday? Nope. All done.

Done what? Gotten mad at you.

Drink this.

Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender...

Either... she's an evil,

Emotionless. miserable human being,

Every apartment Summer rented...

Every rose has its thorn

Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this.

Except she wasn't.

Fate.

Fernando Belardelli.

First' put down the plate.

For a brief time in college there was, um there was Charlie.

For all intents and purposes,

For anything... serious.

For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices,

Fuck you, whore.

Full service to Santa Barbara.

Funerals and sympathy.

Get a room! Really. Don't want to hear it

Gets really good reviews.

Goddamn. That song is brilliant!

Good.

Good. I I wrote to you. I never heard back, but

Good. It's all right It's all right

Goose! Oh! oh! oh!

Grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy...

Hansen? Yeah?

Happens every time we come here. He, uh I don't know.

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you.

Has been... a little off.

Has something happened to you recently?

Have a seat.

Have fun

Have I seen you before?

Have you ever been in a tornado? No.

Have you lost your mind or has she taken all of yours too

Have you tried Merry?

Have your tickets out and ready for collection.

He could feel the wall coming down.

He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit.

He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for.

He likes likes you! Good night, McKenzie.

He likes you. Okay.

He was very hot.

He wondered if anyone else had made it this far.

He's, uh, you know, an old friend.

Heard what? Nothing. You wanna go?

Height, average. Weight, average.

Hello. [Chuckles] Hi.

Here comes your man

Here comes your man [Summer] Is it [Vocalizes]

Hey, baby. Hey, you here?

Hey, maybe you should write a book. What?

Hey, open wide Here comes original sin

Hey, open wide Here comes original sin You look nice.

Hey, Tom? Mmm.

Hey, Tom.

Hey, um,

Hey, what's the matter?

Hey, you're sketching again.

Hey. Hey.

Hey.Summer.

Hi, Tom!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Him, no one else.

His expectations would align with reality.

Hmm?

Hmm. How about...

Holy shit.

How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I know where this is going. Yep!

How 'bout, Congratulations on your new baby.

How 'bout, Every day you make me proud,

How come? [Chuckles]

How was your weekend?

How would you make them notice?

How you doing? Good. How are you?

How's it going?

I I mean, we have some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.

I actually majored in English in college,

I always loved this place, ever since you brought me.

I am being totally serious. No, you're joking around.

I can laugh it in the face

I can't believe this is your boyfriend.

I can't go, even if I wanted You're not listening to me.

I can't this week, but maybe next?

I didn't know. That's great!

I didn't, uh I didn't know you were gonna join us.

I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know.

I don't know, man. I think it's official.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just... wish people would notice it more.

I don't know. I think l'd... make 'em notice.

I don't know. It doesn't feel like you think it would [Slams Drawer]

I don't know. There's a lot of different stuff you could do.

I don't think I'll ever understand that.

I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships.

I don't wanna talk about it. You always wanna talk about it.

I don't want to get over her.

I doubt it. Well,

I found the answer looking in your eye

I go out walking all day long

I got it. Pancakes!

I got some troubles but they won't last

I guess I just figured,

I guess I just got lucky.

I guess I should say congratulations.

I guess I'm not just anybody.

I guess it's 'cause...

I guess we can just agree to disagree.

I hate her 1960s haircut.

I hate her crooked teeth.

I hate her knobby knees.

I hate Summer.

I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks.

I hate this song!

I have that too! You do?

I hope this means you're ready to be friends.

I just I can't believe you.

I just I just woke up one day, and I knew.

I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend.

I just left, uh Can l one second.

I just wanna tell you that, um,

I just wanted to say up front that this isn't

I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy.

I know the dirty beard ha ha hangs

I like how you dress.

I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship

I like you. [Chuckles]

I like your tie. Wow! Hi.

I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her.

I love 'em. [Elevator Bell Dings]

I love Born To Run. Me too.

I love her hair. I love her knees.

I love how I hear this song every every time I think of her.

I love how she makes me feel.

I love the Smiths. Sorry?

I love the sound of her laugh.

I love the way she looks when she's sleeping.

I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks.

I love these pancakes.

I love this heart shaped birthmark she has on her neck.

I made it myself.

I mean, 'cause you know that that that means that she's a lesbian, right?

I mean, it doesn't make sense.

I mean, look! What what is this? What does it say?

I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now.

I mean, what made you go from one to the other?

I mean,is this normal?

I mean. things are going well.

I must have walked right by you. Yeah.

I named my cat after Springsteen.

I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning...

I needed a job, and here we are.

I never knew the cold hand of danger

I nominate Young werther here.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I promise.

I quit the office. You did?

I really do hope that you're happy.

I really think you should look again.

I said I love the Smiths.

I should go.

I think I'm just gonna call it a day.

I think I've seen you there. Really?

I think it's kind of like how they say. There's, uh

I think people will really enjoy them.

I think technically the girl of my dreams...

I think we do a bad thing here.

I think we should stop seeing each other.

I think you know it when you feel it.

I think you're interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends.

I thought I might see you here.

I walked in the rain like a drone

I want to get her back.

I wanted to sing Born To Run, but they didn't have it.

I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um,

I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray

I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yea big on my ankle.

I went to Brown. where did you go? Alison.

I will be, eventually.

I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or

I'd find out now before you show up at her place...

I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen?

I'll go first.

I'll race you to the bedroom.

I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled.

I'm excited to read it. Yeah.

I'm flattered, but I'm not interested.

I'm flexible on the cute, so

I'm free. I'm safe.

I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything?

I'm gonna lay right down here in the grass

I'm good. You're good?

I'm great. What happened to you?

I'm hanging up now. Bye, baby.

I'm happy. Aren't you happy? Yeah.

I'm here to help you. Help me how?

I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile.

I'm interested.

I'm just saying that perhaps you could channel those energies,

I'm just tired. okay.

I'm messed up. I am.

I'm not following. okay.

I'm not going anywhere till you tell me what's going on.

I'm not going to that. Yes, you are.

I'm not really looking...

I'm Paul. Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you.

I'm really glad we did this.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. what shit?

I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this.

I'm Summer. Summer.

I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved

I'm, like, superhuman.

I've been calling you every five minutes. Are you okay?

I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it.

I've never heard of them. I put 'em on that mix I made you.

I've never seen you here before.

I've never told anybody that before.

If it were me, then, uh

If it were you what?

If maybe after this, if, um, you

If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat.

If she wants to be that way, fine.

If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it.

If you heard any of, um

If you want to come.

If you're not busy.

Iike everything all was just

In a way, it sort of, like,

In her high school yearbook.

In seventh grade we had the same class schedule,

Intoxicated by the promise of the evening.

Is that all right?

Is that okay?

Is that true? Yeah, yeah.

Is this Solitaire?

It it also felt like it was happening really slowly,

It didn't work out. [Chuckles]

It got kind of crazy, and the holidays came up, so work was

It happened like It felt like it happened fast, but really,

It just happened.

It pains me we live in a world...

It starts out like I'm running really, really fast.

It sucks. What do you mean?

It was a rare quality, this Summer effect.

It was built in 1904.

It was good.

It was meant to be.

It was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance...

It was the best show on TV. I know.

It would appear.

It's It's these cards. and the movies, and the pop songs

It's a big seller. I meant as an architect.

It's a free country.

It's all right

It's all right

It's all right

It's all right It's all right

It's all right It's all right

It's all right It's all right

It's all right It's all right He believed that this time...

It's all right It's all right, it's all right

It's all right It's all right, it's all right

It's all right It's all right, it's all right

It's Amanda Heller all over again.

It's as much as I know watch it waste away

It's handbags with little dogs in them.

It's kind of messy.

It's love. It's not Santa Claus.

It's nice to meet you all.

It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel.

It's not gonna go anywhere. oh.

It's not that simple. Sure, it is.

It's not? No, that's not it. [Chuckles]

It's nothing. I'm just I'm just being stupid.

It's obvious. You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want,

It's playing at 5i.00. Do you wanna see it?

It's ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do,

Just a girl.

Just as friends?

Just because she said it was good? And some other things.

Just don't be a pussy.

Just like that? Just like that.

Just some guy she met at the gym...

Just start from the beginning, and tell us what happened.

Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you

Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you

Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you

Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you

Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in lKEA?

Let it go

Let me get what I want [Clicks off]

Let me, let me, let me

Let's eat.

Let's just eat, and we'll talk about it later.

Like

Like a ninja. Dude! I'm gonna I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing.

Like anything's possible, or like I don't know. Like

Like life is worth it.

Like my parents. Okay. Mine too, but

Like the flame that burns the candle

Like, did she say, uh, hey instead of hi?

Like, if you look up [Man] Sweet

Like, that building that's, uh

Listen, it's great to meet you,

Literally. Literally?

Living in a den of thieves

London, 1964.

Look, I don't mean to pry, but...

Look, I know you think that she was the one,

Look. It's not like that, okay? It's a work thing. The whole office is going.

Love?

Man, all of our sinks are broken.

Man! He's fast. Damn! All right.

May 21st.

May 23 was a Wednesday.

Maybe different hair.

Maybe she was just in a bad mood.

Maybe she was just in a hurry.

Maybe you'll meet some hot granddaughters or something.

Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah.

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Me too.

Me too. Cool.

Michigan. Right. Michigan. Right.

Might as well have fun while we can and...

Misery, sadness, loss of faith,

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. [Chuckling]

Mm hmm. You ever do this?

Mmm. Smells delicious.

Mmm. That is good.

Most days have no impact...

Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office.

Mr. Vance, are you firing me? No. No.

My competition.

My lonely days are over

My love has come along

Never

Never lsn't that cool?

Never mind.

No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We We kissed.

No one's got it all

No one's got it all

No one's got it all Do you guys know each other?

No one's got it all l, um, brought you something.

No one's got it all Thank you.

No one's got it all That's so nice.

No pressure.

No reason to live.

No reason. I just

No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me.

No, I don't even want to do it now.

No, I really want to see it. Let's go.

No, it doesn't hurt.

No, man. It's gonna be all old people.

No, no Shit.

No, no, no, no, no

No, no. [Giggling]

No, not me.

No, uh, not McKenzie.

No? You don't want a fly gel? [Chuckling]

No.

No.

No.

No. [Chuckles]

No. He was a rower.

No. I'm Sid.

No. Never. She ever take advantage of you in any way?

No. Oh? why not?

No. Someone else wrote it.

No. They They say that.

No. Yeah. what? What are you smiling at?

No. You know what?

Nobody can.

Nobody loves Ringo Starr. That's what I love about him.

Nope. [Chuckles]

Norm l I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy?

Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus.

Not this. Okay. well, come on. Let's go.

Not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths.

Nothing is meant to be.

Nothing more than coincidence.

Nothing's going on.

Now back to work you go.

Now I can't get near it

Now listen to this

Now look, if it were me,

Now tourists come and stare at us

Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff.

Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day

Of course. I love Millie. She's the sweetest.

Of thoughts and dreams that scatter [Fireworks Whistle, Explode]

Oh oh oh, yeah Ooh ooh

Oh, at last

Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya.

Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, no

Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, oh

Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit?

Oh, so I'm Nancy?

Oh, that sleepwalk should be over by now [Bell Dings]

Oh, that's it? The ones that lasted, yeah.

Oh, this is it! This is it!

Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up

Oh, we rarely left the room.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. why? Are you? Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Thank you. Uh' everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant.

Oh. That makes sense.

Okay, first of all,

Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay?

Okay, well, next time don't, 'cause I don't need your help.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. And I'll And I'll bring it to you.

Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love?

Okay. Good.

Okay. I got Good job, Well done and Way to go.

Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. [Man] Whoo!

Okay. Let me break it down for you.

Okay. Settle. She's just a girl.

Okay. Sure. No problem.

Okay. Three, two, one! One.

Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.

Okay. Well, good night. Good night.

Okay. Who's next?

On a night when bad dreams become a screamer

On our rooftop that has, like, a really nice garden,

On the course of a life.

On the other hand,

Only if you mean it.

Ooh ooh well, well, well, you

Ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ooh oh, yeah

Ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ooh Whoo whoo

Ooh ooh, you, ooh ooh [Chirping]

Ooh ooh, you, ooh ooh whoa, yeah

Ooh ooh, you, ooh ooh Yeah, oh, yeah

Ooh! Idol's on.

Open your mind Believe it's gonna come true

Open your mind Believe it's gonna come true

Open your mind Believe it's gonna come true

Open your mind Believe it's gonna come true

Or... she's a robot.

Other Mother's Day.

Our place really is lovely, isn't it?

Our place really is lovely, isn't it?

Our sink is broken.

Out by the boxcar waiting

Out by the fire breathing [Both] whoo! whoo!

Outside the family stew

Outside we wait till our face turns blue

Paul You were essentially stalking her!

Penis! Penis!

Penis! There's kids around.

Penis.

People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to.

People don't realize this, but loneliness

Please, I need a tattoo.

Please. I don't know anything about architecture. [Laughing]

Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her.

Preserve your memories They're all that's left you

Pretty good. You just moved here, right?

Probably You know, she'd probably be a little more into sports.

Promise? I promise.

Put your hand there. Wait one second.

Rachel! Look, it's easy, Tom.

Rachel. What are you doing here?

Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered...

Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit.

Really?

Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've run out of ways to say congrats.

Really? No.

Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt.

Right, but that's what I don't understand. What just happened?

Right.

Right. As friends.

Robyn's Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams.

Rummaging for answers in the pages

Saturday. Oh, wow.

Save the serious stuff for later.

Saying so little.

Says... so much...

She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym.

She has it too. Penis! Penis!

She is.

She took a giant shit on my face.

She wants to keep it casual,

She was nice, but

She'd only loved two things.

She's well, she's not like I thought at all. She's amazing.

She's got you high and you don't even know yet

She's got you high and you don't even know yet

She's real.

She's the light that guides me home.

Shh. Everyone's looking over here. I'm done. I'm done.

Shh. well, what about you? Did you ever even have a boyfriend?

Shit, I don't know.

Shit, that's good! I know.

Shoe size, slightly above average.

Show me.

Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls!

Since the disintegration of her parents 'marriage'

Skank. Whatever. I'm over it.

Small Wonder. You know, Vicki.

Smiths fan. Yeah. Tom.

Smiths?

So

So do you. [Chuckles] Thanks.

So do you. Sweet

So there we are. Nine more floors to ride, just me and her.

So why don't you go over there and leave us alone? Thanks.

So, are you okay?

So, did you get her back yet or what?

So, have you worked here long? About three or four years.

So, how's it goin'?

So, that was fun the other night.

So, what do you wanna do?

So, what if I'd gone to the movies?

So, what you're saying I'm saying you do want to ask her.

Something about that guy and singing. [Chuckles]

Son, you're gonna have to exit the vehicle.

Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh

Sorry. Tourette's. You know how it is. Penis!

Su Su Su Su Su Su

Suffering. Suffering.

Sugar Town

Summer Finn was a woman.

Summer Finn, just another girl.

Summer just moved here from

Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian...

Summer, I gotta ask you something.

Summer, right? Oh. Yeah.

Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife.

Summer!

Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year...

Sure.

Surprised me too.

T Tom?

T:ill I met this one and took it inside

Take away this lonely man Soon he will be gone

Thank you so much. No problem.

Thank you.

Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college.

Thanks, Paul! See ya!

Thanks, Paul! See ya!

Thanks.

Thanks. chief. [Pop]

That doesn't make her your soul mate, Tom.

That don't mean anything.

That girl. Paul, seriously.

That hurt? I'm sorry.

That one time especially, but every time.

That one time! [Chuckling] No.

That one time! No, every time.

That sucks. Why is it pretty girls...

That sweet? Ain't love grand?

That these weren't stories routinely told.

That wall Summer so often hid behind

That wall was slowly coming down.

That would explain a lot actually. Can I ask you a question?

That?

That's a parking lot. Oh!

That's been there since 1911.

That's fine. I get it.

That's funny. You're funny.

That's me. Come on up.

That's not inspirational. That's suicidal.

That's okay.

That's okay. I completely understand that.

That's so interesting. I wanted to write.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

That's what happened between me and Sean.

That's why we bought a home with two kitchens.

That's, um Yeah.

The Boy with the Arab Strap...

The boy,Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey,

The candle feeds the flame

The first was her long dark hair.

The girl you said was out of your league, that you'd never have a chance with.

The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... two of my favorites.

The infinite pet

The lady dothn't.

The point is,

The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance...

The second was how easily she could cut it off...

The sink's broken.

The skies above are blue Hey, I was wondering, um

The sun's in the sky It's warming up your bare legs

The wall of distance, of space, of casual

The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute?

Then I realize,

Then they'll give us a talking to

Then what?

There are no kids around. [Giggling]

There goes the fear

There goes the fear again

There is a wait so long

There is a wait so long [Woman] So long, so long

There you go. Have another piece.

There's enough bullshit in the world without my help.

There's no such thing as fate.

There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy.

There's plenty of other fish in the sea.

There's really nothing I can do about that.

There's two options really.

There's women, and there's men.

These are lies. we're liars.

These were stories one had to earn. [Continues, Faint]

They begin and they end...

They called me Perfectly Adequate Hansen.

They made a statue of us

They said you weren't coming. You asked if I was

They used to call me Anal Girl.

They'll name a city after us

They're good, huh? They are good.

They're track one.

Things have been a little difficult.

Think about it. Why do people buy these things?

Think they can treat people like crap and get away with it?

This can't come as a total surprise to you.

This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. No.

This is a story of boy meets girl.

This is different. Why?

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

This is fun.

This is my favorite spot. This is?

This is not a love story.

This is perfect for you.

This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it?

This is too much. Unleash me. I'm done.

This is your favorite spot?

This one says, Go for it!

This spike in Michigan sales of their album...

This was so much fun. Yeah.

Thomas.

Those girls knew how to dress.

Time it was and what a time it was

To a simple earthly event.

To wit, in 1998,

Today you're a man.

Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be.

Tom meets Summer on January 8.

Tom was Sorry. Um

Tom was right. No.

Tom, don't go. You're still my best friend!

Tom! Go for it and You can do it?

Tom.

Tom. what?

Tom's from New Jersey. Really?

Too soon

Too soon

Twenty one years.

Uh Good. okay.

Uh, I don't know. It's kind of hard to explain, I guess.

Uh, no.

Uh, okay.

Uh, Roses are red, violets are blue.

Uh, Summer, everyone.

Uh, toner.

Uh, trivets. How 'bout a fly gel?

Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love,

Um Well, okay.

Um, earthquakes?

Um, here's something that you wrote last week.

Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or

Um, into something like this.

Um, we met in elementary school.

Um, yeah, not too far.

Um' does Mom know that you're here?

Unpacking the bags and setting up

Until the day he met the one.

Wait. Are you mad at me? I just got my ass kicked for you.

Wanna dance?? Yeah.

Want one? Mmm.

Want some, uh, uh

Wanted to try something new and exciting. Mmm.

Was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value.

We We'll figure it out. we'll figure it out.

We didn't know who else to call.

We don't need to put labels on it.

We have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards...

We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.

We want pleasure And the TVs try to **** us

We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie?

We're just friends. No! Don't pull that with me!

We're so compatible, it's insane.

We've been stuck on this for an hour.

We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through

We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through

We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through

We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through

Well, clearly you've come to the right place. [Chuckles]

Well, he hadn't asked me yet. But he was in your life.

Well, I don't want to bother you. No, no. I, um

Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know.

Well, I hope you don't get the job.

Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job.

Well, I think you're wrong.

Well, I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna

Well, I'm famished.

Well, let's see your arm. That's the spirit.

Well, maybe that's And most marriages end in divorce these days.

Well, of course. Yeah?

Well, some things you can explain away

Well, that could only be explained by one thing:

Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me.

Well, that's okay, because...

Well, the buildings need to be integrated better, so

Well, they're lying.

Well, try.

Well, um, I wrote this one.

Well, um, what are you doing? Are you going to Millie's?

Well, well, you

Well, well, you Hey.

Well, what does that word even mean?

Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking.

Well, you know,

Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman...

Well, you're not the only one that gets a say in this!

Well? Disposition

What what is it? The movie?

What are we doing? I thought we were going to the movies.

What are you doing?

What are you looking at me like that for?

What do you mean?

What does she do?

What does that even mean, love?

What I was never sure of with you.

What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch?

What if I'd gotten there 1 0 minutes later?

What is it that I'm missing then?

What is that then? I don't know. That

What is that?

What the hell is wrong with you? She's not interested in me.

What, hum job? Hand job? Man, no.

What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys.

What?

What? It's all right

What? The whole office is going.

What? We're just what?

What's that? [Laughs] why not?

What's the matter with you?

What's this about I figured love would shine through

What's this about I figured love would shine through

What's up, Hansen? [Man] Summer. Summer

What's up? Not you.

Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know

Whatever. So, come on. One drink. What are you drinking?

When they're messin' with the dreamer [Crowd Cheering]

When you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card?

Where are we going? It's Thursday!

Where at least I know I'm free

Where nobody's heard of Spearmint.

Which is why she's in my bed right now.

Which is why the next six words changed everything.

Which will shatter all the illusions of how great these past few months have been.

Who cares?

Who needs it? We're young.

Who okayed this? Some people like it.

Who the Never mind.

Who the hell's Sean? My boyfriend before Mark.

Who? My assistant.

Whoo! You're good! Here comes your man

Why are you asking me now? Because this was your idea.

Why don't you just say Piggies?

Why don't you just tell her, Tom? Yeah.

Why make something disposable, like a building,

With Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.

With no lasting memories made in between.

Would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know.

Wow! That's perfect! Merry! wow!

Wow. You've...

Yeah

Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going.

Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.

Yeah, let's get coffee.

Yeah, man. Um, pretend I was never here.

Yeah, maybe like a a hormonal thing.

Yeah, of course I like you.

Yeah, that's it. That is it.

Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but

Yeah, uh, this is

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And... so?

Yeah. For you are mine

Yeah. I can take it. Fine.

Yeah. I grew up there. Uh, I lived there till I was 12.

Yeah. I haven't seen you.

Yeah. I mean, l I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um

Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering...

Yeah. it's [Clears Throat]

Yeah. It's, um

Yeah. Like, casual. Right? Take it slow.

Yeah. Nah. I mean. Iike. what are we, like

Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but

Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it.

Yeah. She never cheated on you?

Yeah. So why'd you dance with me?

Yeah. So, a little awkward.

Yeah. That looks like a good book.

Yeah. That's That's also a parking lot.

Yeah. Well, tell me about them.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. I I just, you know

Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. Mmm.

Yeah. You sure?

Yes, it was.

Yes, Octopus's Garden is the best Beatles song ever recorded.

Yes, that is from one of our cards.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city.

Yes. why?

You You were great great up, uh, singing. Thank you.

You any good?

You can't believe me?

You can't deny you want a happy ending

You did? That's cool. What happened there?

You do. No, I don't.

You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?

You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry?

You got me. Duck.

You guys are so much Wait! wait! Hey.

You just do what you want, don't you?

You know what sucks?

You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America.

You know what? I'm really tired.

You know what? That looks pretty doable.

You know, at the wedding when we were dancing.

You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna get Alfredo's number.

You know, it's like we said.

You know, my friends are all in love with you.

You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her.

You know, we're we're adults. We know how we feel.

You live around here?

You look sharp. [Laughs]

You loved her You were kissing

You make my dreams come true

You make my dreams come true

You may kiss the bride.

You must not have been looking.

You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend,

You okay?

You okay? Yeah.

You should have told me when we were at the I know.

You shouldn't have. That's so nice. It's the

You son of a bitch. Shh!

You sound gay. You really do.

You start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death.

You still working for Vance?

You sure?

You think back on the times you had with someone, replay it in your head over and over again,

You wanna Hmm.

You want to get some coffee or something.

You were right. I I should have listened to you.

You were so completely, completely uncool in there.

You with this guy? Hey, I'm Tom.

You. [Chuckles]

You're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer.

You're amazing. [Chuckles]

You're happy? You're not?

You're married.

You're not too observant.

You're serious? This guy?

You're so smart.

Your best friend who tolerated you whining about this girl for weeks on end.

Your girl is losing it.

Your. um Tom, everyone knows.

91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people

'Cause I don't want one. Come on. I don't believe that.

[Slams Table] Okay. Who's singing next?

[Video Game Beeping] So what are you exactly?

Break it down. Okay. I like being on my own.

Did she say why? I mean' this thing what are we doing?

Hey. Hi.

Hey. You again.

Hi. Hey.

How are you? I'm good.

I don't know what you're talking about. Really?

I forgot you knew her. Yeah, we worked together all that time, so

It's pff. what?

It's underrated. You could just ask her out.

Me and Summer. Was it ever on?

More than you' Tom. Then what happened?

My name's Tom. Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.

Paul! Shh! [Door Opening]

Quarterback slash homecoming king? [Whistle Blows]

Thank you. [Vance] Good job, Rhoda.

That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you. Sit down, Hansen.

The Puma? Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know.

What is that? Vodka.

You were amazing. [Tom] I know, buddy.

Jesus. You've broken up with girls before.

'97. '97. See

'Cause I ain't the way you found me

'Cause I wanted to.

'Cause I'll tell you everything

'Cause I'll tell you everything

'Cause I'm in Su Su Su

'Cause it's probably past 10:00. [Sighs] Don't worry about it.

'Cause some people kind of freak out when they hear that.

'Cause they've got years of experience

[Acoustic Guitar]

[Alarm Buzzing]

[Alarm Buzzing]

[Applause] Who's Lars from Norway?

[Banging Continues]

[Beeps] [Buzzes]

[Bell Dings]

[Bells Jingling]

[Bookends Continues]

[Buzzes] Never, ever saw it coming at all

[Chattering]

[Chattering] Ah, hon?

[Cheering]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] The Architecture of Happiness.

[Chuckles] The TV's not working.

[Chuckles] What else do you have?

[Chuckles] What?

[Chuckles] Yeah.

[Chuckles] Yeah. Thanks.

[Chuckling]

[Chuckling]

[Chuckling] It was really just a crazy thing.

[Chuckling] It's that and my teeth falling out.

[Chuckling] It's that and my teeth falling out.

[Clears Throat] Okay.

[Clicks]

[Computer Chimes]

[Continues, lndistinct]

[Continues]

[Continues]

[Continues]

[Continues]

[Continues]

[Continues]

[Copier Whirs, Stops]

[Dings]

[Door Opens, Closes]

[Doorbell Buzzes]

[Dustin Hoffman On TV] Elaine! Elaine!

[Elevator Bell Dings]

[Ends]

[Ends]

[Engineer] All aboard, please.

[Exhales]

[Exhales]

[Exhales]

[Exhales] And life is like a song

[Exhales] Penis.

[Exhales] We're just

[Fades]

[Film: Man Speaking French]

[French Continues]

[French]

[Giggles] All right.

[Giggling]

[Giggling] Duck.

[Glass Clattering]

[Headphones Rock]

[Knocking]

[Knocks] Tom.

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughs] [Laughs]

[Laughs] I did.

[Laughs] Yeah.

[Loud] Penis!

[Man Narrating] This is a story of boy meets girl.

[Man On P.A.] May I have your attention, please?

[Man On P.A.] Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner.

[Man Speaking Swedish Continues]

[Man Speaking Swedish] So much suffering.

[Man] Dude, I hear she's a bitch.

[Man] Hung up and bent on a stranger

[Man] Just like every cowboy

[Man] Left behind

[Man] Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach.

[Man] oh, girl, I don't know all the reasons why

[Man] She's got you high and you don't even know yet

[Man] She's like the wind

[Man] Tom Hansen. Yeah.

[Narrator] As he listened, Tom began to realize...

[Narrator] For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed.

[Narrator] He was pretty sure.

[Narrator] lf Tom had learned anything,

[Narrator] Most days of the year are unremarkable.

[Narrator] The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock 'Michigan'

[Narrator] There's only two kinds of people in the world.

[Narrator] Tom walked to her apartment,

[No Audible Dialogue]

[Opens Door, Slams]

[Paper Crumples, Thuds In Trash Can]

[Plate Shatters]

[Pop]

[Pop]

[Rachel] Oh, boy. What?

[Rhythmic Banging]

[Robotic Voice] Are you a lesbian?

[Rock]

[Rock]

[Rock]

[Scoffs] You know what? Screw her. I don't care.

[Screaming] Penis!

[Sets Keys Down]

[Shower Running] [Woman Moaning]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs] Home sweet home.

[Sighs] Now' where is he?

[Sighs] So, what happened?

[Sighs] what?

[Siren Wailing In Distance]

[Sirens In Distance]

[Speaks French]

[Stereo: Man Singing Pop]

[Summer Laughing]

[Summer Vocalizing Theme From Knight Rider]

[Summer's Voice] So great to hear from you.

[Summer] okay. what else you got? [Continues, Faint]

[Thunder Rumbling]

[Tom Narrating] Things were going so well.

[Tom] Can you just be serious, for just a second?

[Tom] She likes Magritte and Hopper.

[Tom] The Fine Arts Building.

[Tom] what are we looking for again?

[Video Game Beeps, Ending Theme Plays] Shoot.

[Video Game Sounds] Lucky.

[Vocalizing]

[Vocalizing]

[Vocalizing]

[Whirring]

[Whispers] Can you, uh Can you wait one second?

[Whispers] Penis.

[Whistle Blows] Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here.

[Whistling Continues]

[Whistling]

[Whistling]

[Whistling]

[Whistling]

[Whistling] You're fun.

[Woman Singing In French]

[Woman] All right. Next we do running drills.

[Woman] He never, ever saw it coming at all

[Woman] I normally don't do blind dates,

[Woman] That's unusual.