Eat Pray Love (2010) Edit

A cheaper, more lovely way to celebrate would be to...

A frigging loom. And he tried to start a microbrewery.

A goodbye gift.

A man? He rich?

Absolutely. l can go to town and take these

All I have, all l know, right here.

All I think about is my meditation room and how to decorate.

All right, let me teach you a word.

All right, Richard, get out from inside my head now.

All right.

All right.

All right. You know what?

All the places l wanna see before l die.

All this gives me a stomachache.

Already make your money.

Also mantras, cures.

Also you will lose all your money.

Also, no looking at world through your head.

Am l in the long one or the short one?

Ambition or soot.

Americans know entertainment, but don't know pleasure.

And Auntie Liz.

And Bali seemed like the perfect place to recover from a divorce.

And do not say darling to me again because l am just gonna lose it.

And do you feel my love for you? My support for you? No.

And drink the whole thing and wake up the next morning and you feel terrible.

And for this beautiful family...

And Giulio.

And here it is. Very delicious, as you can see...

And here l am. Here l am.

And here we are in the center of Bali.

And it just terrifies me. Jesus, this is like worse than death to me...

And it turned into something else.

And it turns out, I have unlimited minibar access.

And it was such a foreign concept to me, that l swear l almost began with:

And l dated you six months ago.

And l forgot!

And l give you a present. For you.

And l just had this feeling like I was looking in all the wrong places.

And l leaned over to fix it and l ran you off the road.

And l love that when we're together, I can make it go away.

And l run an import export jewelry business, so I could live anywhere.

And l've got three tickets.

And Liz's stuffing...

And New York?

And not have to, like, you know, justify it.

And now here l am, at the source...

And that way we can spend our lives together...

And that way we can spend our lives together...

And the balance that you think you've found is what?

And then my daughter...

And then...

And tomorrow we're gonna go on a little date...

And trust me, if I did, you wouldn't be so all in love with me.

And two more liters of the vino sfuso from Genzano.

And two Napoleons, please.

And warm the milk this time.

And we must take care of our families, wherever we find them.

And when I look into your eyes, I hear dolphins clapping.

And where are you going? lran?

And you have divorce.

And you will come back to Bali...

And you, Ruffina?

And you're in the perfect place for it. Surrounded by grace.

And your throat will look amazing as well.

Andy and l were talking about getting a little villa in Florence for a month.

ANOTHER WAY TO SAY 'SCREW YOU'

Antevasin is....

Are you Dutch? German?

Are you hearing dolphins clapping right now?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? We love having you.

Are you kidding?

Armenia from Brazil.

Armenia says everyone should have a love affair.

Armenia, this is Liz from New York.

Armenia!

Attagirl.

Baby, that's not our song.

Baby.

Balinese cremation ceremony is very fun.

Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.

Because I'm in love with you.

Because if l didn't respond...

Because you really look....

Because you're terrified, my love. But listen, it's fine. Me too.

Believe in love again.

Big deal.

Both of us deserve better than staying together...

Breathe.

Bringing up the rear.

But a friend took me to the most amazing place the other day.

But an ltalian doesn't need to be told.

But he No, he....

But it's like a facelift because your face...

But l believe with every molecule of my body that you will find the person...

But l came from New York to see her here.

But l guess the only difference between you and l is that...

But l miss you.

But l still love you.

But l still want to get into that boat with you.

But l was in Rome for four months, just feeding myself...

But l was in Rome for four months, just feeding myself...

But l'm also very much into Phil Collins and Air Supply.

But she's not a man.

But you are a writer. You should be writing something.

But you don't know pleasure. You have to be told you've earned it.

But you've got bills to pay and houses to build.

But your English How are you even talking to me like this right now?

But your life's changing.

But...

Bye, Liz.

Can l tell you something, Groceries? You got some serious control issues.

Can we start with a coffee?

Can't tell.

Cappuccino.

Careful. You don't wanna break a tooth or anything.

Change into your work clothes. I'll take you to your seva.

Check you out.

Cheers.

Child tormented by demon.

Coffee.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Look at this.

Come on, it's let's cross over. It's so ordinary.

Come on.

Coming right up.

Common after no sex, then too much sexy time.

Consider it a testimony to how much I love you...

Corella?

Counting every calorie so l know exactly...

Crossing the line.

Dad, don't

Dad, it's been 1 0 years. lt's time.

David. A yogi from Yonkers.

Dear friends and loved ones:

Dear saint, please, please, please let me win the lottery.

Definitely give me that documentary.

Did you always live in Brazil before you came to Bali?

Did you fall in love with the wrong woman or something?

Did you get my e mail?

Did you know the exact moment you wanted to have a baby?

Did you throw yourself a big shindig? Big, white, floppy dress?

Do not tell me what lessons l have and haven't learned in the last year...

Do you always talk in bumper sticker?

Do you ever look at them and wonder, What am I doing in this family?

Do you have a nice dress?

Do you know what I felt when l woke up, Delia?

Do you like it?

Do you make it a habit of sleeping with your front door open?

Do you make it a habit of walking into people's houses?

Do you still want me to help you with your English?

Does this come in my size?

Doesn't he look like Sting?

Don't feel bad about Felipe.

Don't remember.

Don't remember.

Don't understand. Why you do that?

Don't worry. You will get it all back again.

Don't you wanna give me a chance to miss you?

During the Dark Ages, someone came in here and stole the emperor's ashes.

End of day, you do new meditation.

English later, Liss.

Enlightment. I try.

Enlightment. I try.

Even smile in liver.

Even to Wayan, this happen at beginning of my love affair.

Eventually everything goes away.

Every day.

Every word in Italian is like a truffle. A magic trick.

Everybody need husband.

Everybody needs affection, honey.

Everyone gets like that at beginning of relationship.

Everyone said I should meet Ketut Liyer. Am l in the right place?

Everything else will take care of itself.

Everything falls apart, my dear.

Everything that's important gets cleaned.

Exactly. l used to have this appetite for food, for my life...

Exactly. That's why l'm here.

Excuse me, Elizabeth.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Felipe?

Fill it up three, four, five times.

Fill you with more love than you ever dreamed of. Man.

Finally, the exasperated statue comes to life...

Fine. Keep making copies. I get water.

Fine. You'd like her.

First rule in lndia is never touch anything but yourself.

First, better idea.

For the table...

For whom?

For years, they've moved from place to place.

For you, Liz. Just for you.

Forgive yourself.

Friends would tease the crap out of me.

From grandfather. Very important spells.

Ganesh. Remover of obstacles.

Get him. Go get him.

Get your butt up here.

Getting closer to God?

Girlfriend.

Go ahead. Giovanni.

Go back to bed, Liz.

Go back to Texas, Richard.

Go out into the garden and just sit there and still your mind...

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go. You're not trying.

Go, go. Do it.

God, he really does.

God, he's so funny and he's....

God.

God's not interested in watching a performance...

Goddamn him, and he used to give it to you for free.

Goddamn it.

Good afternoon. How are you?

Good news. Stephen just signed the divorce papers.

Good. You chose well.

Got you. Come on, l got you.

Great to meet you.

Great. Well, what would it take to interest your client?

Groceries.

Happen to me.

Happy to see you. l am Ketut Liyer.

Has anyone ever told you you look like James Taylor?

Have a dream. Stephen, great, fine. Do that. Just pick one.

Have you slept with her yet?

He a good man, Liz. You need a good man.

He got out of the way.

He has very good grades.

He just folded my delicates.

He looks at you like someone he's never met before.

He make you pretty, find you husband, you work hard for him.

He says that to everyone.

He still does it.

He still said no.

He studies computer programming in Delhi.

He walks by a sign that says, you deserve a break today...

He was sitting in the driveway with his little Hot Wheels, waiting for his lost...

He was used to getting out of the way when l was around.

He was with carnival.

He's 1 9 years old and he's such a man.

He's 28.

He's a Sagittarius.

He's a substitute teacher, isn't he?

He's in a room with a naked girl. He's won the lottery.

He's in school and, oh, God, he's so smart.

He's right. He says...

He's saying, For whom are you playing?

He's so sweet.

Hearts were broken.

Hello, God?

Hello.

Here is my number and my address.

Here you go.

Here, you can finish that. I know you can.

Here's the deal.

Here's what he doesn't know yet.

Hey, dude, you wanna grab a beer or something?

Hey, how's the vintage car thing going?

Hey, Mr. Tour Guide.

Hey, Sofi, it's Liz. Let's go to Naples. Maybe my word is pizza.

Hey, you know what? You suck. l'm deeply unhappy.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi. Could I get a tequila on the rocks with a lot of lime, please?

His cousin got mugged here in a museum.

His enthusiasm is exhausting.

His heart is broken.

Honestly, I'm waiting for him to forgive me.

Honey, l get it. It's your life raft right now.

How about l take the blame? I am the one who couldn't deal...

How about you carry the packs for a while, eh?

How could she help these people?

How could she relate to their suffering?

How old are these?

How old are you, Ketut?

How you doing?

How'd you get to be so smart? I'll bet it was the hard way.

How's she going to find another husband and start a family...

How's the Guru Gita treating you?

I l almost killed you.

I You know....

I accept the fact that I am occasionally unreliable...

I am alone.

I am grateful for you, Liz...

I am rambling now. l'm sorry.

I am so sick of people telling me I need a man.

I am sorry l've never spoken directly to you before...

I am the permeable membrane. If l love you, you can have it all.

I am trying.

I am trying.

I believe this is just a phase and l'm willing to wait it out.

I brought you the e mails to look at.

I can tell by your knee.

I can't go on a trip right now, okay? I....

I can't remember, but l've had the box since before l got married.

I cannot focus in there.

I couldn't keep my balance.

I dated you 1 5 years ago.

I decided on my word.

I did love you, Stephen.

I did not write that line.

I didn't exactly fall in love with the guy.

I didn't see him.

I didn't. I just roared into that driveway and l didn't see my little boy.

I disappear into the person l love.

I do, and here's another one.

I don't even have a home to come back to.

I don't know how to be here.

I don't know how you guys aren't sick of me now. I'm sick of me.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know why you can't understand this.

I don't know why.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't remember a thing.

I don't know. There were some other things. I wrote them down.

I don't wanna be married.

I don't wanna go to Aruba.

I ended it.

I fed him nachos. ls that bad?

I feel balanced already.

I feel so guilty. I've been in Rome for three weeks...

I found something and l can't give it up.

I get you coffee.

I give you full permission to make fun of me. I know you're dying to.

I got a new bikini.

I got a part.

I got an ex wife.

I guess the guy before me must've been some angel, huh?

I had actively participated in every moment of the creation...

I have 46 stamps on my passport.

I have a box just like this, except it's filled with National Geographics...

I have a wonderful tutor. I'll give you his number if you like.

I have never seen you so focused.

I have no interest in being obese. I'm just through with the guilt.

I have not given myself two weeks of a breather...

I have one rule.

I have one too.

I have the perfect man for you.

I have this for you.

I have to be in Bali because my business is here...

I have to get away from him.

I haven't been home in five days. I haven't seen Ketut in weeks.

I haven't defrosted it yet.

I imagine you and Rijul...

I just Sometimes l need to come home...

I just cannot get through the Guru Gita. I can't find that feeling of devotion.

I just feel happy...

I just got in my car and l drove home.

I just spent some time in Rome and l came here feeling so great.

I just want some peace.

I know a number of people who would agree with you.

I know this is awful.

I know you feel awful.

I know you feel the same way. Why can't you say it back?

I know, I know.

I know.

I like it messy.

I like your word.

I look at the amazing women l've met who l admire so much...

I lose myself, Liz.

I lost everything.

I lost my family.

I love my job, my guy and my kid, but....

I love this place, but Giovanni said to watch out.

I love you and l'm proud of you.

I love your pain.

I married a hottie.

I mean, l have the same fears, I have the same scars that you have...

I mean, l've got this....

I missed it all.

I missed...

I need an answer.

I need to be unnerved.

I need to change.

I never had anybody to practice my English with.

I never have. My mom used to call me Little Miss Chatty Cathy...

I never seen anybody eat so much at one time.

I pray every day, but husband bad for me.

I prefer to be with God than boys my age.

I probably have malaria now.

I proofread all of her manuscripts.

I said, I think you should get a divorce, Mommy.

I should've called a cab, but I didn't.

I take a nap now. l very old.

I thank God and the Holy Virgin...

I thank God for...

I thank God for...

I thank you all for this new custom of celebration.

I think he hates you.

I think I look good.

I think in next six to 1 0 months.

I think it might have methamphetamines in it.

I think my ex husband would describe me as selfish.

I think you have the capacity someday to love the whole world.

I think you'd make a great teacher, honey.

I think you're gonna teach me more than I teach you.

I thought he really loved me, but when we got separated...

I thought I was over him, but...

I thought it was okay that I had hopes and dreams.

I took a few liberties with your material.

I unbuttoned my jeans five minutes ago just looking at this.

I understand.

I wanna go someplace where l can marvel at something.

I want to, but I've gained, like, 1 0 pounds.

I wanted to feel nothing.

I wanted to tell you l've been...

I was a lot like you, you know.

I was actually listening to this song in the car when the tape jumped.

I was distracted! It can happen!

I was going to save it for tonight, but I think this is the right moment.

I was just I don't know. I thought too much, I felt too....

I was out of work and feeling pretty desperate for something.

I was trying to make it work.

I will assume your debts and project upon you...

I will laugh at you, but you still have to tell me.

I will take this to your room.

I, on the other hand, was shit.

I'll go when the time's right.

I'll introduce you to everyone. The expats, the locals.

I'll see you.

I'll start looking for a place.

I'll take it.

I'm counting the minutes for this to be over so l can get in my big girl pants.

I'm getting into that boat.

I'm going for it.

I'm going to Italy and then l'm going to David's guru's ashram in lndia...

I'm gonna leave it here on the table, in case you need a tour guide.

I'm gonna need a lot of these.

I'm happy for you.

I'm in love. l'm having a relationship with my pizza.

I'm in serious trouble.

I'm just your fantasy.

I'm Liz Gilbert. I'm writing a magazine article on Bali.

I'm never letting you out of the basement.

I'm so tired of saying no and then waking up in the morning...

I'm sorry I'm laughing, but it's amazing.

I'm sorry, really.

I'm sorry. We were just bad timing.

I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

I'm the only one here. You're gonna talk about it sooner or later.

I'm trying, Elizabeth.

I've almost got it. l've almost got it. I did it.

I've been filling it with baby things...

I've been thinking about vegetarianism.

I've called all my children darling since they were little.

I've done so well. Four weeks of silence. lt was so dull.

I've got your whole list: move on, use mosquito repellent and....

If a man said, l'm going to travel for a year and meet wonderful people....

If anything, you're a collie and l'm a Tibetan mastiff.

If I were home, l'd be planning a stupid, expensive...

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have come back to Bali...

If you can't master your thoughts, you're in trouble.

If you stay, we'll go out for lndian every night.

If you want, I could take you sometime.

If you're brave enough to leave behind everything familiar and comforting...

If you're here, it makes you smart already.

If you're not unnerved by 1 00 crunchy people chanting in Sanskrit.

Imagining you happy is what got me through it.

In all the years you've ever undressed in front of a gentleman....

In it, the goddess Parvati is asking Shiva, or God...

In morning, you do meditation from India.

In the 12th century, it became a fortress...

In the end...

In two hours.

India.

Is he really representing himself?

Is he serious?

Is it going to be broken again?

Is it nice?

Is that right, honey?

Is that your guru?

Is there anything in this world skinnier than an lndian teenage boy?

Is this safe? This...

Is this where you forgave yourself?

Isn't he charming? lan.

It also has a bell.

It begins when the object of your affection...

It can be the house for everybody!

It doesn't have to be the guru. It's all the same to her.

It feels like a precious wound...

It has already started.

It holds up the ceiling.

It is most commendable that you ended your marriage.

It is your moral imperative to eat that pizza.

It looks bad.

It means:

It means...

It might be....

It seemed very real.

It was fun.

It won't last forever.

It'd be great to get away.

It's a call. Moment.

It's a good breakfast, huh?

It's a Hindu word for selfless devotional work.

It's an in between.

It's called the Augusteum.

It's classic.

It's girly and embarrassing, and you'll laugh at me if I tell you.

It's gonna be helpful.

It's hard, isn't it?

It's kind of difficult to think about.

It's kind of like having a writer in residence.

It's like an orange made love to a plum. Would you like some?

It's long, it's tedious, I can't keep up...

It's more difficult for a woman to feel that she has the right to make choices.

It's my dream, a real American Thanksgiving.

It's my favorite place in the world. I've packed for two.

It's not a pretty story...

It's not that easy.

It's not that I need easy right now. I just can't have so hard.

It's off Broadway, but it's pretty cool.

It's okay.

It's one of the quietest and loneliest places in Rome.

It's open 24/7 and it's air conditioned.

It's past.

It's said to have transforming qualities.

It's sweet.

It's the wistful ah, the rolling trill, the soothing ess.

Jamu. Drink this. Better than antibiotic.

Just a little love affair. Everyone has a little love affair in Bali.

Just frustrated, l'm concerned. I don't understand.

Just regret.

Just you and l and 400 parrots.

Keep grounded so it's like you have four legs.

Keep it? But it has a basket.

Ketut cannot fly on aeroplane.

Ketut have no teeths.

Ketut.

Know what? I'd be asleep too if l had a dump like that.

L have a friend, Deborah, a psychologist...

L mean, here I am with a ninth generation medicine man...

L'm a big fan of your work.

Language, gelato, spaghetti, something.

Last time, you have too much worry, too much sorrow.

Last time, you look like sad old woman.

Legacy.

Like Cher circa 1 975.

Like this?

Like, what is the word for London?

Liss, listen to Ketut.

Liss...

Listen to me! l do not need to love you to prove that l love myself.

Listen, balance, my darling, balance is not letting anybody love you...

Listen, l've made you a mixtape.

Listen, lady, I am only 7, but l can tell you're a complete moron...

Liz Gilbert, you are a Roman woman now.

Liz is making us an American meal tonight.

Liz, having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face.

Liz?

Liz.

Liz. Come here. I have to tell you something.

Liz. Liz, l've just taken my badge off today.

Lnstead, l made a decision.

Look at Uncle Stephen.

Look at you, floating through Calcutta.

Look me in the eyes and tell me...

Look out. Nice. How many places have you visited?

Look through your heart instead.

Looked like you were working through some...

Looking for what?

Looks like you had a great meditation.

Love is scary, dangerous.

Lt was all, l met this guy in the refugee camp.

Madam...

Make people do funny things.

Mama, enough.

May. May.

Maybe I could write about a woman who goes to Italy to learn ltalian.

Maybe if we have a house someday...

Maybe if we have a house someday...

Maybe my life hasn't been so chaotic. It's just the world that is...

Maybe you're a woman in search of her word.

Me too, divorce.

Me, l'm grateful for my beautiful family.

Me, me, me.

Meditate and go to seva...

Meditating for 20 minutes and going to see an old medicine man?

Most of them never come back for their whole life.

Mostly Brazilian music.

My birthday's coming up soon.

My client is simply not interested in a divorce.

My client would like to submit a song he wrote...

My darling, this is it.

My family.

My little boy....

My money, my time, my body...

My mother's stuffing. Stale bread, walnuts, got those.

My new book comes out in April. Thank you for asking.

My prayers were always the same.

My pride, my job.

My two little daughters and my wife.

My whole life fits in a 1 2 foot square box.

My wife had been watching what happened out the window.

My wife is very, very beautiful, but she can't spell for anything.

My word's writer.

Next day, l woke up and they were gone.

Next stage finds you skinny, shaking in a corner...

Nice to finally meet you. l....

Nice to meet you, Tutti.

No one in my family understands my coming all the way to India.

No strange men spending the night.

No, divorziata.

No, I came to see you about a year ago.

No, I did at first, but then l realized...

No, I have to go. I have to go.

No, I'm happy just with my big lady pants.

No, it's the perfect combination of ltalian sounds.

No, Mama, she's not a lesbian. And she understands ltalian.

No, no, no.

No, no. No lips on the bottle.

No, no. Only for 20 years.

No, only honorary.

No, thank you, I'm fine.

No, that's bullshit. You're real.

No, you wouldn't.

No.

No. I should really, really be meditating.

No. Stop thinking. Why is this so hard?

No. You don't take.

Nope. l wanna discuss my relationship.

Not enough.

Not so easy, Liss.

Not so good.

Not the last time I was out of work, the time before that.

Not too much God, not too much selfish.

Nothing. No passion, no spark, no faith, no heat. Absolutely nothing.

Now go.

Now that you're going, who is gonna kick my ass every day?

Now you are scared to open your heart.

Now you have to come.

Now you kind of look like David.

Now you pretty.

Now, before we eat, everyone...

Now, we put together.

Nowadays, it's a bathroom for the homeless...

Ocean of regret.

Of course you can. Leg no problem.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. No, no, no.

Oh, God. You'll make friends.

Oh, golly. Good for you. You will get so much out of that.

Oh, good God. That's, like, five times sweeter than Coke.

Oh, gosh. But you are just so much cuter than Ketut.

Oh, l'd stay till a monsoon swept me away if I could. Bye bye.

Oh, l'm always getting you more potatoes.

Oh, man. They got mosquitoes here big enough...

Oh, my God, baby, you are in so much trouble.

Oh, my God, kill me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I could build a meditation room

Oh, no, l don't think I can dance with my leg like this.

Oh, no, no, no. l changed jobs. I'm a pastry chef now.

Oh, no, stay. I'm done.

Oh, no. This is so much fun.

Oh, of course. Two sad divorces. You have so much in common.

Oh, really?

Oh, shit.

Oh, sorry. Here.

Oh, that's beautiful. You should get it.

Oh, yeah. I made a very good mixtape of Sting.

Oh, you party hard.

Oh, you're lying. I'm fat, I'm exhausted...

Okay, l pick one. I pick you.

Okay, l'm just gonna say it. I'm gonna say it and be done with it.

Okay, so here's the deal. You have screwed up my life...

Okay, the balance thing. You traveled around the world to find your balance.

Okay, this sucks.

Okay, well, there was this one time...

Okay, you need to rest.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Devotion's love. Pick somebody or something you wanna devote it to.

Okay. l've told you 50 times. It's very easy.

Okay. ls yelling.

Okay. So, what's up with you?

One day after work, l stopped off at a bar and I got shitfaced.

One hundred and one...

One semester of law school right here, baby.

One.

Only way to heal...

Otherwise it will fall apart.

Otherwise, life too crazy.

Paradise.

Peace?

Per chi, for whom.

Please, God, please. Open my heart, send me a sign...

Please, tell me what to do.

Please. Do you love me or do you love me not?

Please. Please get off the floor.

Pull, pull. l'm sucking it in.

Put it on tonight, come to the Beach Shack.

Put some Swedish muscle into this.

Quitter, quitter, quitter!

Remember when you said we should live with each other and be unhappy...

Right here. What's it called? What's the word?

Ruin is a gift.

Run away from me?

Same thing.

Saving the world's starving children?

See you later, alligator.

Seeing all you happy people...

Send him some light and love every time you think of him, then drop it.

Serious. Very serious.

She just wasn't gonna do it anymore.

She just wasn't gonna....

She looks like frigging Mother Teresa.

She make you drink this?

She thinks l changed my name to Motherfucker.

She traveled a lot because of the job.

She traveled a lot because of the job.

She was 4 years old when she said it.

She's a single mother. ln Bali, after a divorce...

She's at her ashram in New York.

She's beautiful.

Shut the door.

Silence is a wonderful spiritual practice...

Since I was 1 5, I've either been with a guy or breaking up with a guy.

Sit in silence and smile.

Six weeks. You'll get better.

Smile with face. Smile with mind.

So anyway, to start off l'd say....

So do you.

So don't I get a kiss?

So if I want to bathe...?

So just find your suitcase, it should be here somewhere...

So l'm gonna go.

So long ago we meet.

So love me.

So miss him.

So now l get the joke.

So stupid, I know.

So they fail and they fall down, they hurt like hell, they straighten up...

So we just say what we....

So why didn't I see myself in any of it?

So why'd you become a vegetarian?

So, Liz, the Balinese believe that Bali's the center of the universe.

So...

So....

Sometimes to lose balance for love...

Soon you start craving that attention with the hungry obsession...

Sounds like it has a positive effect...

Sounds like one of her little tricks.

Sounds like you wrestled some big ass crocs.