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The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) The Wolf of Wall Street is a highly acclaimed film released in 2013. Directed by Martin

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

The Wolf of Wall Street is a highly acclaimed film released in 2013. Directed by Martin Scorsese, this black comedy follows the exhilarating rise and subsequent downfall of stockbroker Jordan Belfort, portrayed brilliantly by Leonardo DiCaprio. The movie delves into the excessive and morally bankrupt world of finance, filled with wild parties, obscene wealth, and unfathomable greed. The cast also features outstanding performances from Jonah Hill as Belfort's eccentric partner, Margot Robbie as his seductive wife, and Matthew McConaughey as his mentor. With its bold and unapologetic storytelling, The Wolf of Wall Street provides an unflinching look at the pitfalls of unchecked ambition. If you're interested, you can play and download the movie's soundtrack and sounds here.

A big no no, of course, in the eyes of the law.
A boat maybe.
A boat?
A company that our clients can believe in.
A company that our clients can trust.
A few words for your son?
A former model and Miller Lite girl.
A friend's, camarade...
A greed fest,
A hundred Strattonites,
A lot of people are gonna be calling you,
A million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
A non alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
A pellet gun maybe?
A rich one.
A special idea.
A stripper of Slovenian origin
A wire. Mmm hmm.
A woman that wears $3,000 Armani suits.
A woman who spends
A year's salary right here.
Able to conquer the world,
About a month later,
About that account?
About the stock market and Wall Street,
About this Steve Madden IPO.
About whatever it is I did the night before.
Absolutely fucking not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely, no question.
Actually, I got you a little present.
Actually, I was...
Actually, I'm really very...
Actually, the madness started on our very first day,
Aero... Aerotyne...
Aerotyne, yeah.
After a while it kind of fades away a little bit.
After all these years, huh?
After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on.
After they left, I checked the apartment.
Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes.
Ah, yes, my morning ritual.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah.
Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter,
All away.
All from pink sheet stock, boys!
All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone.
All of a sudden, one week, nobody had anything down there anymore.
All right, enough, enough.
All right, get off this fucking stage! Get out of here.
All right, get the fuck off my boat.
All right, honey?
All right, I want you all to focus for a second.
All right, tell me what happened. What happened?
All right, think, think. What else is there?
All right!
All right.
All right. Let's do 10.
All these people dependent on me.
All told, the weekend cost me 2 million bucks,
All very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit.
All you have to do is ask.
All you have to do today
All you need is a strategy.
ALL: (CHANTING) Fuck you!
ALL: (CHANTING) Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
ALL: I want to make some money.
ALL: One!
ALL: Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
ALL: Yeah!
Along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg
Along with the rest of the world.
Also told me that you are a straight arrow.
Among
An institution since 1899, closed its doors.
An IPO is an initial public offering.
And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account.
And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account.
And a $40,000 gold fucking watch!
And a 170 foot yacht.
And actually do some work besides swiping
And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know.
And all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public.
And already a money crazed little shit.
And any fines that I'd have to pay
And be in New York in three fucking business days!
And believe me, Kevin,
And blow some lines of baking powder?
And Brad's the guy I really wanted.
And by the way, John, our analysts indicate
And chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont
And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines.
And deal with the fucking golf course people!
And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00.
And essentially, it means
And eviscerate your enemies.
And from now on,
And get back to you in a few minutes
And get back to you with my secretary
And get the fuck out of my office! You understand?
And get them so horny they'd be fucking each other.
And guess what?
And have them start selling Steve Madden.
And he also agrees to wear a wire.
And he did quit his job.
And he will, every single time.
And helped them recover millions of dollars
And here comes this jerk off sniffing around.
And here.
And his merry little band of brokers.
And huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, okay.
And I can change yours, too!
And I choose rich every fucking time.
And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags.
And I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
And I had it bugged
And I hope it happens.
And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
And I love all of you from the bottom of my heart.
And I love all of you!
And I needed to be thinking straight.
And I plan on being one of the...
And I think they do dictate in this case,
And I wanna meet
And I want you to ram
And I will make you richer
And I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley.
And I'm not gonna let someone...
And I'm not talking about this.
And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial
And if it doesn't work for you,
And if you don't wanna get too personal,
And in 1982, the U S. Government Schedule 1'd them.
And in no time, I'll make them rich.
And in return,
And in the case of Aerotyne,
And in the case of the telephone,
And it makes you, in the words of my grandfather,
And it now sits at 16, he's all fucking happy.
And it wasn't just about the sex, either.
And it's not gonna make you poor.
And it's truly with a heavy heart
And just, like, you know, open the door and say,
And kick most of the profits back to...
And like get some of the girls to, you know,
And making cash hand over fist.
And moved Naomi into the apartment.
And my balls are fucking sweating,
And nobody can recall anything
And not in a Swiss jail is because of my friend. Okay?
And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned
And once you have it all
And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you
And pretty much lost all my motor skills.
And Robbie, who sold anything he could get his hands on.
And Rugrat gets the one dumb enough
And secure the deck.
And she grew up hot, you know. She fucking grew up hot.
And shit me right back out again.
And so if I... If I...
And speak the words that I have taught you.
And Stratton?
And summers in the Hamptons!
And talk to my wife about it.
And thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public.
And that makes sense because we did spend too much money. But I said T&E.
And that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you
And that's the thing.
And the air conditioning turned up so high
And The Bahamas Ocean Club, our castle.
And the first thing we needed was brokers.
And the stock goes down a couple points...
And the term is Grenada.
And the world's greatest sales trainer,
And then call me from a pay phone.
And then I end up being the schmuck
And then I said, Who do I know that likes ice cream?
And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that,
And then still function, still do your job?
And then there's a big target and we...
And then you'll know for sure
And then, there were these rumors.
And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober.
And there's no secret to wealth creation.
And there's nobody stopping you from making millions.
And they have to fucking... Hello.
And they lock in.
And they're... I mean...
And to celebrate with our weekly act of debauchery,
And today you needed to clean the fish bowl? Today?
And told them what Nicholas had done.
And took you out at 32...
And until you pass your Series 7,
And was prescribed to stressed out housewives with sleep disorders.
And was trying to take advantage.
And we're looking at a few... Maybe a few broken dishes.
And weed.
And welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
And welcome to the Investor's Center.
And what do you do when you're making
And what'd I do, Kimmie?
And when she came to me and asked me for a job,
And who can consistently make you money.
And who're you gonna be sitting next to?
And whoever speaks first loses.
And why should they trust you? I mean, look at you.
And with this script, which is now your new harpoon,
And woke up Skylar? That was you!
And you as well. I see you've already met the village asshole.
And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful.
And you had to wear a condom
And you just keep doing this, again and again and again.
And you know something else, Daddy?
And you know what I was just thinking, too?
And you know why that is?
And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy.
And you look at me. I swear I just noticed it.
And you ordered all the fucking sides.
And you should get a job at McDonald's.
And you take out every single dollar.
And you're still acting like an infant!
ANNOUNCER: The world of investing
Another name,
Another personal question, no need to answer...
Another situation. Another stock
Answer me.
Any food. Correct.
Anybody that needs the proper guidance.
Anybody who 'd ever known me
Anything odd about Mr...
Anyway, how's Stratton? That's more important.
Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind.
Anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the Enforcer.
Anyway, you know, this shoe is pretty cool.
Are what's known
Are you behind on your credit card bills?
Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you.
Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Are you fucking serious? Right there?
Are you gonna say anything about that?
Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't...
Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink?
Are you Swiss Slovakian or Swiss Slovenian?
Are you trying to kiss me, bro?
Aren't you married?
Arncliffe International is on fire.
Artists like Steve come along once every decade.
As a Grenada.
As a sedative,
As always, the point is this.
As innocuous as a ringing telephone.
As like an in with her.
As the head of my own brokerage firm,
As the Mary Jane, but it's black leather.
As you can probably guess,
Assuming the account is under your name.
At 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter
At every department store in North America right now.
At last.
At least I have a family, you crooked nose fuck!
At the Hamptons this weekend, you know.
At the person next to you. Go on.
At the right time and chose the right stock.
ATTORNEY: Alden. That's a nice name.
ATTORNEY: Francis Sortigi you called so many times
ATTORNEY: Gladys Carrera?
ATTORNEY: Gladys Carrera?
ATTORNEY: It was a long phone call.
ATTORNEY: Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today.
Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself.
Awaiting imminent patent approval
Babe, come on.
Baby, you know, you got real anger issues.
Baby! Baby, what happened?
Baddest motherfucker I have ever met.
Bail is set at $10 million.
Bang, bang, bang.
Barring me from Stratton,
Barring me from the securities industry,
Barry Kleinman's on the phone
Based on every technical factor out there, John,
Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded,
Beautiful beach out there.
Because all we care about is getting fucking rich.
Because at least as a rich man,
Because by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal,
Because he wouldn't rat Donnie out.
Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey.
Because I don't have shit from you.
Because I worked hard for it.
Because I'm very easy to talk to.
Because if I do decide to cooperate,
Because it's awesome.
Because it's awesome.
Because our clients are already answering the phone.
Because sometime in the not so distant future,
Because they said eventually...
Because you all deserve it.
Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan,
Before business can be discussed.
Before I settled down for good.
Before there was fucking sunlight. You understand?
Before we know what's going on.
Believe it or not... Believe it or not though,
Believe me, we did.
Benihana.
Better food, better cars, better pussy.
Between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00.
Big fucking deal I look great.
Bitte, Hilfe!
Blah, blah, blah.
Blair Hollingsworth.
Blow the roof off this motherfucker!
Blue chip stocks exclusively.
BO: He's a Boy Scout. He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko.
Boom shocka locka!
Boom, snap, gone.
Born, in of all places,
BOTH: Ah.
BOTH: and I'm a Senior Vice President
Bottom line. Sorry.
Boy, Donnie really knew how to celebrate.
Brad did three months in jail for contempt
Brad, show them how it's done. Boom.
Brad, you're making this too fucking tight!
BRAD: Get the fuck out of here.
Brad!
Brad!
Brad!
Bring some of them chicks around here sometime, huh?
Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge.
Bulls. Bears.
But a U.S. rathole would never get
But before you depart this room full of winners,
But can barely afford to pay your rent?
But for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
But he didn't go along with us.
But he said no, that he was out.
But I had eyes on me like never before.
But I need them to want to live like me, you get it?
But I promise they're really high quality.
But I say we stick with the loophole. Right? Okay?
But I think you like, like me. Like you...
But I want you to understand, we don't
But I'm hanging in there.
But I'm looking at your chin.
But if you drink enough,
But if you make your clients money at the same time,
But it gets even better, babe.
But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah.
But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know.
But it's time.
But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle,
But now she wants fucking double D's!
But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven,
But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven,
But once they did...
But pretty soon someone figured out
But rich people don't buy penny stocks.
But she's dead now, sweetie.
But struggle every month just to pay your bills?
But the Duchess did have style.
But the point is this.
But the way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket.
But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.
But there's a big chance, right, if...
But they couldn't charge me.
But they're not gonna make anyone money though, right?
But this guy, my good friend,
But we gave him that opportunity.
But we got him into the market
But we have the house and we have a $33,000 profit.
But we were making more money than we knew what to do with.
But we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it.
But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk offs?
But what this trade will do is serve as...
But who the fuck wanted to live there?
But you and me, the brokers,
But you call the company's main line,
But you...
But you...
But, for example, what I wouldn't do is
But, you know, every time someone rises up in this world,
By 1:03, it was over $18.
By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points.
By 8:30, I took a few more ludes
By an Indian doctor, that's dots, not feathers,
By becoming rich!
By dinner, I popped a few more
Bye bye.
Ca depend on what, exactly?
Ca depend?
Ca depend.
Calm the fuck down!
Came down from Fucksville to give me a pass!
Can be a jungle.
Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten today.
Can I get this?
Can I give the guy a call?
Can we get a quick picture?
Can we get some ketchup, please?
Can we try 8,000, Kevin?
Can you believe this shit?
Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay?
Can you just get home? Hurry!
Can you say that again,
Can't be profitable for the both of us.
Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up.
Can't leave the house, you know?
Captain Ahab. From the fucking...
CAPTAIN TED: Hold On!
CAPTAIN TED: It's gonna be safe.
CAPTAIN TED: The waves are 20 feet high and building!
CAPTAIN TED: This is a fucking Mayday!
Captain Ted!
Captain Ted!
Captain Ted! Captain Ted, all right, look.
Captain who?
Carl, I think I got it figured out.
Cartage Corporation?
CHANTALLE: Welcome. (GIGGLING)
Chantalle's family and friends
Check the bottle!
Cheerio.
Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman,
Chester, who sold tires
CHESTER: I'm gonna drop you, you faggot!
CHESTER: What's that got to do with anything?
Children's furniture.
Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine.
Christened the elevator by getting a blowjob
CLIENT: Sorry, uh...
Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
Cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well,
Cocaine, pills.
Collateralized debt obligations?
Come here, baby.
Come here.
Come on, babe.
Come on, baby, come on.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby. Come for me. Come for me, baby.
Come on, do something to calm me down. Please.
Come on, give me a kiss.
Come on, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment.
Come on, stand up!
Come on, sweetheart.
Come on!
Come on! Let's go!
Come on.
Come on.
Communicate.
Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
Could I get a straw, please?
Cousin?
Crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries
Cristy.
Cunt, cock, asshole. .
Currently pending against him
Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients.
Dad.
Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room.
Damn it!
Danger at every turn.
Danielle Harrison, here,
Deal.
DENHAM: Breathe normally.
DENHAM: Hey, Jordan,
DENHAM: Hey, Jordan. Jordan.
DENHAM: Talk normally.
Diamond Donnie Azoff.
Did he? Answer me!
Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street?
Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belfort?
Did you see that?
Did you try to get your broker's license at one time?
Did you? Did you come?
Did your fucking little faggot friend Rudy take my shit?
Didn't even graduate.
Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course.
Do anything illegal.
Do I... Do I jerk off?
Do me a favor?
Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control.
Do you feel anything?
Do you guys not want to make money?
Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up!
Do you love her?
Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to?
Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh?
Does it go into probate or what?
Does that sound fucking awesome or what?
Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser?
Don't fucking dare throw that
Don't fucking tell Susan. It's none of her business.
Don't get behind the wheel of the car.
Don't get involved. Go home to your wife.
Don't get out of your seats!
Don't just sit at home,
Don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase.
Don't talk on the motherfucking phone!
Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said.
Don't worry about it. I told you,
Don't you Duchess me! (APOLOGIZING)
Don't you fucking Duchess me.
Don't you fucking touch me!
Done!
Done.
Donnie and I decided to double team her
Donnie and I were going out on our own.
Donnie and I were investing
Donnie Azoff.
Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
Donnie is out of control! He's on the other line
Donnie, Donnie, listen!
Donnie, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me, buddy.
Donnie, what the fuck are you doing?
Donnie, your little friend
DONNIE: (SLURRING) I was gonna give you 2 million.
DONNIE: Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot?
DONNIE: He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry,
DONNIE: Hey, Paulie, what's up?
DONNIE: I thought they were like a myth.
DONNIE: Let's just not jump to conclusions
DONNIE: She's perfect.
DONNIE: They're gonna knock us on our fucking heads.
DONNIE: This is bullshit!
DONNIE: Troops are all here, everyone's all rallied, excited.
DONNIE: Uncle Donnie's here!
DONNIE: United States government wants to give me a subpoena?
DONNIE: What are you fucking coming at me for?
DONNIE: Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment?
Donnie!
Donnie!
Donnie!
Donnie!
Donnie!
Donnie?
Donnie? Donnie?
Drop the case! Put your hands in the air!
Drown out my eyeballs.
Duchess, baby, come on.
Duh! Of course.
Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7.
EMMA: Is he fucking hitting on me?
End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially.
Enough of this shit'll make you invincible.
Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
Enter Rugrat.
Even in this market,
Even the big Wall Street firms were buying.
Even the places I didn't want it to.
Eventually everyone's gonna have to give information on this case.
Eventually taking her home to Long Island,
Eventually, Ben married her,
Ever been on one of these before?
Every 15 minutes, please.
Every 45 minutes calling the office, saying,
Every day, dozens of money crazed kids beat a path to my door.
Every decade, every goddamn century.
Every person you're on the phone with,
Every single guy in the office.
Every time I think about him, my blood boils.
Every time she went to Switzerland!
Everybody have a good week?
Everybody sit down. Put your hands
Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy?
Everyone's gonna suck you off!
Everything we were doing at Stratton.
Exactly what he's doing. Look at yourself.
Exactly! You go after real criminals, which
Exactly.
Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend.
Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage.
Excellent choice, Kevin.
Excellent choice!
Excuse me, excuse me, sir!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I have to ask. Is that your real hair?
Expensive champagne and... We had to buy champagne.
Explains what?
Family man. Honey!
Family.
Fantastic! Well, that's good news!
Fasten your seat belt, sir.
Few broken dishes. (LAUGHS)
Fight back! Come on! Where you at? Where you at?
Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right?
Finally, there were the Pink Sheets. Skanks.
Finding companies to take public. IPOs.
Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.
First I'd get up and fight with Naomi
First of all...
First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM,
Five days a week, you just call me, feel free.
Five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont
For a smoking gun in that room...
For a very, very,
For his time in the can.
For me, I feel
For professionals, it's a...
For the Eastern District of New York.
For the next six hours, I came up with a list.
For those of you who don't know me, uh...
For work, what do you do?
For years, I've been telling you guys
Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times.
Four hundred and fucking 30,000 fucking dollars in one fucking month!
Fourth floor.
Friends, enemies, business associates.
From a financial standpoint,
From a sales assistant.
From Fucksville, huh?
From my fucking sock drawer!
From the fucking Price Club!
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
Fuck that motherfucker!
Fuck the clients.
Fuck them!
Fuck them!
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids!
Fuck you.
Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just...
Fuck, yeah!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck. Guys, act like we're working.
Fucked up!
Fucking bitch!
Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore!
Fucking brutal.
Fucking bullshit.
Fucking digits.
Fucking explain this shit to him!
Fucking heart attack!
Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them!
Fucking miserable pricks. (WHISTLES)
Fucking nut job.
Fucking Rugrat.
Fucking shit!
Fucking smoke crack with me, bro.
Fucking water at me. Don't you fucking dare.
Fucking whore!
Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's...
Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list
Gentlemen, welcome
Get away from the window!
Get down on your knees! Get down on your knees!
Get down. (SCREAMS)
Get him
Get him off the phone!
Get it? Huh?
Get off me! I want a divorce.
Get off the fucking phone!
Get off the fucking phone! Idiot!
Get off the phone!
Get off the phone!
Get out of here. What's going on?
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out of the fucking way!
Get the baby!
Get the fuck off me!
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of my house.
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck...
Get the hell out of here!
Get the ludes!
Get the ludes! Downstairs!
Get the shoes. Show them the shoes.
Get them to want to buy the stock.
Get those fucking ludes!
Get those fucking ludes!
Get your fucking hands off me!
Gets the most points.
Getting any pussy with that thing or what?
Getting ready to suck this guy off!
Give him a round of applause!
Give information about my friends.
Give me one for the nerves!
Give me that goddamn phone.
Give me that.
Give them a round of applause. Come on.
Give us a minute, huh, ladies?
Giving orders to Rugrat.
Go ahead and fuck me.
Go ahead, go ahead, what is it?
Go ahead.
Go fuck yourself!
Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag.
Go on, tell them.
Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go.
Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.
Go, go, go, go!
God damn it!
God knows you never have to work again.
God rest his soul, A shit ton of money.
God, help me. How do I fuck this girl?
Gooble gobble, one of us!
Gooble gobble, one of us.
Good job.
Good luck on that subway ride home
Good morning, Daddy.
Good morning, Nathan.
Good morning. They're business expenses. Relax.
Good to see you.
Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
Good.
Good. Because that is what you are.
Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
Got to put his mother into
Gotta pump those numbers up.
Granted, she passed away, unfortunately.
Grenada's very interesting because
GUARD: Belfort, on your feet.
Guys with sales experience.
Ha ha!
Halkidiki?
Hang up the phone. Tell him you'll call him back.
Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know?
Hardworking people like you.
Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
Has Brad apologized yet?
Have some guts. Make a decision.
Have you ever heard of Grenada?
He actually went to law school.
He almost fucking tasered you.
He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
He didn't mean any of it.
He didn't want any part of us.
He ever get back to you about that, um...
He got locked up by...
He got picked up in some fucking shopping mall.
He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting.
He knew this Swiss banker from law school.
He must have thought we were still
He ran a security check on me.
He said even if you don't get convicted,
He said he was saving these for a special occasion.
He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares.
He says it's urgent.
He should've hired a fucking Mexican
He wants me to give information about my...
He wants me to rat on myself?
He wants to cash in, liquidate,
He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes,
He was bogged down by student loans.
He was dead.
He was supposed to kick back 4 or 5 mil, was it?
He'd become the Quaalude king of Bayside.
He's an agent with the New York office.
He's coming, he's coming.
He's gonna fucking kill you.
He's gonna use against you. Don't you understand?
He's got a fear of flying.
He's got his hand on my dick again.
He's got pictures of your whole inner fucking circle.
He's lying through his fucking teeth.
He's not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something!
He's smart, you're dumb.
He's smart, you're dumb.
He's the only person with that many shares.
He's trying to rattle you,
He's trying to rattle your old lady,
HECTOR: Excellent strategy, sir.
Hello. If, uh... (WHISTLES)
Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.
Her name was Pam, and to her credit,
Her winters in the Bahamas
Her... Her father
Here you go.
Here's what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont!
Hey, Bo, what's going on?
Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me. What's going on?
Hey, everybody, listen up!
Hey, fellas! Come on board.
Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
Hey, fuck him.
Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.
Hey, John.
Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
Hey, Jordan!
Hey, listen, I quit.
Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo
Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what?
Hey, Rugrat.
Hey, sweetheart.
Hey, sweetie.
Hey, uh, don't forget about my money.
Hey, uh, I'm looking for Investor's Center.
Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today
Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home?
Hey, you want a job, you talk to me!
Hey, Zip! You tell your sister I was asking about her.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding.
Hey! Fucking relax.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! What did I say?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh?
Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
Hi, how are you?
Hi, sweetheart. (BARKS)
Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you.
Hilfe!
His brother's the bowling ball.
His sleeping pills just kicked in. He's all right.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on!
Hold that up. Hold that up. Hold that up proud!
Holy fuck, you did just say that.
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here,
Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously?
Honestly, mostly schmucks.
How about now? (SIREN WAILING)
How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot?
How can I not get stressed out?
How could you do this to me? (SOBBING)
How do you say rathole in British?
How many times a week?
How many times are you gonna ask her?
How much do you want to go for this time?
How the fuck else would you do this job?
How you doing, brother?
How'd you fucking do that?
How're you doing?
How's Hildy? Good?
However, with you stepping down voluntarily,
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? You want me to come for you?
Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
I 'd forgotten I was rich.
I ain't going to him, okay.
I always wanted to be rich. So let me go back.
I am a master diver. You hear that?
I am a master diver. You hear that?
I am in complete agreement with you.
I apologized, even offered to pay him
I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.
I been sitting here all night.
I call up the Justice Department, the DEA,
I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
I called the captain the N word?
I can get you a beer if you want a fucking beer.
I can roll! I can roll!
I can sell anything.
I can't believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill him.
I can't believe you came!
I can't call him, right?
I can't close this briefcase.
I can't even say his name.
I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded.
I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan.
I can't seem to hear you.
I can't tell you how excited I am.
I can't untie you.
I can't...
I cannot talk to you on this phone,
I certainly believe now.
I changed all these people's lives
I check my fucking messages every day
I cleared my schedule and I rid my body
I could fucking kiss you all over.
I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be.
I could save the government
I could sleep through the entire flight.
I could take you step by step
I did rehab. I'm a TV personality.
I didn't know you were here!
I discovered a whole new phase.
I do it 'cause I fucking need to.
I do not recall that.
I do not recall that. Okay?
I do wanna say that you sound like a...
I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett.
I don't care who you are, where you're from,
I don't care whose birthday it is.
I don't do fucking pickups, all right?
I don't drink anymore.
I don't even know who Venice is.
I don't even listen to it half the time.
I don't even listen to it.
I don't fucking know any...
I don't fucking know!
I don't give a fuck about your safe word!
I don't have a pen.
I don't have jack shit. You know what?
I don't know anyone named Rudy.
I don't know anything else about them other than that.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying, Jordan.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort.
I don't know where your money...
I don't know you.
I don't know, it's... You know...
I don't know!
I don't know. $70,000 last month.
I don't know. He shot at your wedding.
I don't know. Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't.
I don't know. Might ask her a couple more times.
I don't recall that transaction. You guys have any milk?
I don't see why a little sitdown like this
I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like...
I don't think you all realize
I don't understand.
I don't wanna be out of line or anything,
I don't wanna die, Jordan!
I don't want to get personal, but they're okay?
I don't want you stressing out about any of this.
I don't. Cut it out.
I drink like a fish.
I drove as slow as I fucking could.
I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not, are you?
I finished my sales meeting.
I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week.
I fucked her goddamn brains out...
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
I fucking like gay people. I don't like you.
I fucking love you, too! I fucking love you, too!
I fucking love you! I love you.
I gave them each 1,000 bucks
I go to the one place on Earth
I got 'em!
I got 5 fucking grand on the phone right now!
I got a couple of mil coming in like a week.
I got a little high at breakfast.
I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.
I got fucked up. I like to dance.
I got my wife checking the messages
I got news for you.
I got the founding partners together.
I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I'd never even heard of.
I got to know the ins and outs of Wall Street.
I got whiskey. Any kind of booze you want.
I got you, baby. I got you. Trust me, okay?
I got you!
I got you.
I got...
I gotta get out of here!
I gotta go fucking talk to him right now!
I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.
I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that.
I had a little bit of ice cream.
I had finished my paperwork and I had a couple of minutes.
I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there.
I had to do something to stand out. Right, sir?
I have a fucking P.I. license, you know? I make a living at this.
I have an entire line of lingerie.
I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man.
I have some really, really great news.
I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me.
I have to get to Switzerland now?
I haven't gotten an apology yet for that.
I haven't made love to you in so long. Please.
I hear things. (LAUGHING)
I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
I heard there's a treasure map under here.
I hope you know that!
I just got a call from my cousin Betty.
I just had to get there by tomorrow,
I just thought you might remember that.
I just want him out. Knocked out cold.
I just want you to know that we might run into some chop.
I just wondered if you have any memory of that.
I just...
I just... I had a minute and...
I keep the rhythm below the belt.
I knew how to spend it better.
I know that already.
I know that look. What is it? Go ahead.
I know they're knuckleheads
I know what it is. You know, too much...
I know what you did,
I know what you did,
I know you're investigating Stratton.
I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right?
I know you're upset about the dinner,
I know.
I know. I know.
I learned how to sail when I was six.
I like it. I like it. Ow.
I like your painting here. It's, uh...
I lived through the '60s, my dear.
I love you, baby. Just hold on tight.
I love you, buddy.
I love you.
I loved your aunt more than anyone in the entire world.
I made $49 million,
I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive.
I made a mistake. I don't know what to tell you, babe. I...
I make one percent. Or I did make one percent.
I mean that was the last time we ever have sex.
I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me.
I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide.
I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase
I mean, I know all the information.
I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings.
I mean, it's a 170 foot yacht.
I mean, it's a fucking travesty.
I mean, they all got Swiss passports, fight.
I mean, today was the biggest day in Stratton's history,
I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids' backs.
I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right?
I mean...
I meet a lot of fucking people.
I might do that, but I'm having
I might only be looking at four short years,
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
I need to go to Switzerland right now.
I need you to get dressed.
I need you to take it and I need you to shove it right up
I own a mansion, private jet,
I put that money in there!
I put the money on that fucking table! Not you!
I quit my job right now and I work for you.
I really am.
I really did.
I really have to give this some thought
I said...
I said... (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
I shit you not, it exploded
I show up in the back of a limo,
I suppose I put that on myself though, right?
I suppose it's...
I suppose we, uh...
I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my back pain,
I talked to them about everything.
I think he's gonna be fine.
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
I think if we short Pfizer...
I think it's Odd.
I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat.
I think we live in the same building.
I think what Jordan just did is he...
I think you're making a big mistake.
I thought you were at the beach house.
I thought you were at the fucking beach!
I told you I'm taking her with me,
I told you. $70,000.
I understand you wanted the whole wedding video.
I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer
I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this!
I wanna fucking kill you!
I wanna fucking kill you!
I wanna suck you off, Steve!
I wanna take a moment and tell you why Steve here is so
I wanna... I want to thank you all for your...
I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun
I want to make some fucking money, okay.
I want to stay married, Dad, but...
I want to. That's not why I do it.
I want you to come for me
I want you to deal with your problems
I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time.
I want you to fuck me real hard.
I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now
I want you to go out there
I want you to take a good look
I was absolutely terrified.
I was born too... Too early.
I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here,
I was hooked in seconds.
I was making that much almost every day
I was soot free.
I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
I will allow visitation. (SIGHING)
I will have to call the captain.
I will help him with his seat belt.
I will not be stolen from. You get that?
I will not die sober!
I will personally give you a blowjob for free.
I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS.
I would, you know, drive it up to the country
I'd seen Jell O move faster.
I'll cause the biggest fucking scene
I'll chop your fucking credit card in half. How about that?
I'll come forth immediately. I'll say that I duped you.
I'll get some clothes on.
I'll mash that douchebag's teeth in.
I'll take care of everything over here.
I'll tell you what it is. It's...
I'll tell you what.
I'm 22 years old, newly married,
I'm a drug addict.
I'm a family man!
I'm a former member of the middle class
I'm a master diver!
I'm a master diver!
I'm a mutt.
I'm a sex addict, too.
I'm a stockbroker.
I'm also Dutch, German, English.
I'm at a country club!
I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
I'm available.
I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here.
I'm fucked up, Brad.
I'm getting this close!
I'm gonna give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case.
I'm gonna give you my personal line.
I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones.
I'm gonna send Rocco over to pick you up.
I'm gonna take custody of the kids.
I'm gonna teach each and every one of you
I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing.
I'm gonna transfer you to my sales associate.
I'm gonna win.
I'm good with water for now.
I'm in it for the long run, you know?
I'm Jordan Belfort.
I'm just trying to buckle you up.
I'm just wondering why you would wear something like that.
I'm looking for Investor's Center.
I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit!
I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker!
I'm married. I have a wife.
I'm never eating at Benihana again.
I'm not a cop anymore.
I'm not a scientist.
I'm not fucking doing this.
I'm not fucking leaving!
I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin.
I'm not leaving.
I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing,
I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish.
I'm not understanding... How much money do you make?
I'm on phone!
I'm on the phone!
I'm really appreciative for this fucking job.
I'm really happy with what you're doing.
I'm Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont...
I'm sober for two years. And this happens!
I'm sorry, what's that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still hard so just give me a sec.
I'm Swiss, I'm not communist.
I'm taking her with me!
I'm talking about normal people,
I'm talking about rock stars,
I'm talking about this.
I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers.
I'm the broker from Rothschild in New York.
I'm the reason we have this whole fucking deal!
I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker.
I'm trying to put it together.
I'm trying to...
I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row...
I's gonna be lates.
I've already talked to the lawyer.
I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know.
I've don't think I've ever been in a house this big before.
I've loved you since the moment I saw you.
I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.
I've seen in the last six months.
I've seen this happen, implode.
I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right?
If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now,
If I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks?
If it were
If that little fucking prick thinks he can fuck with me,
If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become
If we don't consider him a human,
If we needed to, I'm saying...
If you agree to the divorce right now,
If you come at me again.
If you don't, you will fall out of balance,
If you drink a lot, they get you fucked up?
If you get into any trouble whatsoever,
If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share
If you let money get the best of you, my love.
If you would have stayed the course?
In a condominium complex in Venice.
In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids,
In conjunction with the investigation...
In exchange, the SEC fucks off till the end of time.
In fact,
In heaven.
In just a matter of months.
In Long Island? Stockbrokers in Long Island?
In order to make bail.
In order to pay for all the lawyers.
In order to stimulate our free flowing ideas,
In regard to her account exactly?
In terms of his cooperation.
In that particular trade, and it was one trade,
In the coming months. (LAUGHTER)
In the normal world.
In the United States District Court
In the United States of fucking America!
In the United States of fucking America!
In their brand new Porsche
In undercover activities...
In which case, you know,
In your beat up old fucking Pinto,
In. In. Shut that motherfucker.
Including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
Including wearing a recording device,
Into stock fraud,
Into the donuts, I see.
Into the fucking stratosphere!
Irresponsible little prick.
Is a creative genius.
Is also a crime in Switzerland.
Is are you going to fuck me over?
Is chop fine, Captain Ted?
Is everything.
Is gonna be better than ever!
Is if the crime being pursued
Is it always this cold in here?
Is it mayhem?
Is it Wednesday already?
Is pick up that phone
Is she all right?
Is she all right?
Is she fucking hitting on me?
Is that a yes? (CHUCKLES)
Is that how we're doing... Is this personal questions?
Is that I never ask my clients
Is that jasmine?
Is that these things gossip.
Is that they feed you, make you drink red wine,
Is that you didn't buy more.
Is the brother of my mom.
Is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh!
Is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry,
Is this a great fucking company or what?
Is this little baby right here.
Is this the greatest company in the world?
Is this whole idea of having to
Is this... Is this stuff regulated or are you guys...
Is to position yourself now before the settlement.
Is to position yourself now before the settlement.
Is trying to fuck me, you know that.
Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good!
Isn't that the perfect description for it?
It could go a heck of a lot higher than that.
It didn't work out for her,
It explains you. I mean, you're a duchess, right?
It fucking makes me angry.
It goes beyond just
It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck free zone
It had nothing to fucking do with me.
It had to be perfect.
It involves your penis and her vagina.
It is a cutting edge high tech firm out of the Midwest
It is a small island nation
It is terrible.
It kind of wigs some people out.
It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down.
It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in.
It turns out, all the FBI really
It was a madhouse.
It was a miracle I wasn't killed,
It was a real WASP stronghold,
It was a total fucking harassment.
It was absolutely bizarre.
It was ass covering time. I had to hide my money.
It was celebration time.
It was heaven on earth.
It was his mother's sister. She showed up dead.
It was just a normal day.
It was like 4 or 5 mil, something like that, right?
It was like mainlining adrenaline.
It was our next big move.
It was the only way these Wall Street pricks
It wasn't long before Forbes magazine,
It'll also help your fingers dial faster.
It'll keep you sharp between the ears.
It'll save us both a lot of money
It's 3 cents a share, that's $3!
It's 50%?
It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.
It's a fat girls' shoe!
It's a fucking joke.
It's a little uncomfortable. Tell them it's safe.
It's a new world.
It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person.
It's a shame, you know.
It's about 90,000 people.
It's all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is?
It's all right, baby.
It's all right.
It's already too late.
It's an amazing pen.
It's Aunt Emma.
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful.
It's because I believed in you.
It's because this man
It's because you're lazy.
It's been 35 minutes.
It's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth.
It's called cocaine.
It's chilly, darling, and you're sweating bullets.
It's crazy out there.
It's Donnie. Call me back, all right.
It's fucking Chanel!
It's fucking good, right?
It's gonna be me, out of respect. You know?
It's gonna be nothing but short,
It's gonna be okay.
It's good to give back. You know, there's...
It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.
It's in Long Island. So what?
It's intrusive, you know.
It's just about setting up the right team,
It's just hard to...
It's just, you know... It bothers me.
It's like an invasion of my privacy.
It's like getting in on fucking sunlight
It's like the smell...
It's me being a hypocrite is what it is.
It's me taking no for an answer, you know.
It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy.
It's never landed. It is no matter.
It's no coincidence that its 150 feet of green hull
It's not coming from us, so it's gotta be Steve.
It's not fucking real.
It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway.
It's not like, what... You know.
It's not on the elemental chart.
It's not the same when you're gone.
It's okay.
It's our markup for our services.
It's sad, you understand? It's like...
It's sales. You work your way up,
It's that obvious, huh?
It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now.
It's them selling me, not the other way around.
It's three feet of water down there!
It's true! Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill...
It's up to each and every one of you,
It's wrapped up. Yeah.
It's, uh... (STAMMERING)
JANET: Jordan!
January '81.
JEAN JACQUES: I understand perfectly, you American shit.
JEAN JACQUES: Welcome.
JEAN JACQUES: Yes. Yes.
JERRY: You are lower than pond scum.
Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem.
Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her.
Jesus Christ, the spread on these is huge.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jesus.
John, one thing I can promise you,
Jor!
Jord, what is that?
Jordan Belfort,
Jordan Belfort!
Jordan Belfort.
Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me
Jordan, are you fucking high?
Jordan, come in.
Jordan, do me a favor, stay where you are.
Jordan, do you know how good it is
Jordan, he's a father! He's got fucking kids!
Jordan, he's not breathing.
Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something.
Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel.
Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby. I caught a genius.
Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen
Jordan, that...
Jordan, this is how it's gonna go.
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock?
Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro. She's so hot!
Jordan, you look great! You're in a huge magazine.
Jordan, you're gonna be miserable at that place
JORDAN: (CHUCKLING) It's your wedding present.
JORDAN: (GRUNTING) Jesus Lord!
JORDAN: (MOANING) Come on! There you go.
JORDAN: (SLURRING) Venice...
JORDAN: A million dollars?
JORDAN: A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it.
JORDAN: A total fucking hatchet job.
JORDAN: After 15 years in storage,
JORDAN: Ah! But the wedding
JORDAN: And guess who the fuck with? Saurel.
JORDAN: At 1:00 p.m., we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
JORDAN: At Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers.
JORDAN: Because they're too smart,
JORDAN: But as soon as he picked up the phone...
JORDAN: But he was in Geneva.
JORDAN: But I needn't have been.
JORDAN: But look. I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs.
JORDAN: But not a single Strattonite cracked.
JORDAN: By some miracle, I made it home alive,
JORDAN: Chester and Toby, they went all yakuza on Nicholas.
JORDAN: Enter Steve Madden.
JORDAN: Even more fucked
JORDAN: Even though I owned 85%
JORDAN: Except for that one time.
JORDAN: For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean,
JORDAN: FYI, boys, Danielle has promised
JORDAN: Get off the phone.
JORDAN: Get the fuck out of here. Fuck. (COUGHS)
JORDAN: Go party your fucking cocks off!
JORDAN: Good.
JORDAN: He's just warning everybody!
JORDAN: He's telling me to use a fucking rathole.
JORDAN: Hello, John, how are you doing today?
JORDAN: Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort.
JORDAN: Hmm.
JORDAN: How was Cristy's party?
JORDAN: I also gamble like a degenerate.
JORDAN: I clean up my act.
JORDAN: I couldn't get enough.
JORDAN: I felt horrible.
JORDAN: I had to call the cops just to keep them from killing the poor guy.
JORDAN: I held my bachelor party at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
JORDAN: I mean, what are the fucking odds?
JORDAN: I was less than a mile from home.
JORDAN: I'd drive the price up then he'd sell
JORDAN: I'm fucking shooting a fucking infomercial here,
JORDAN: I'm not ashamed to admit it.
JORDAN: If you want to be a millionaire someday,
JORDAN: Is that right?
JORDAN: It was obscene.
JORDAN: It was our time to party big.
JORDAN: It wasn't even a choice.
JORDAN: It went on for months.
JORDAN: Just like that, I made 2 grand.
JORDAN: Just one more step. Are you ready?
JORDAN: Listen to me. We're a new company with a new name.
JORDAN: Look at these babies.
JORDAN: My name is Jordan Belfort.
JORDAN: My wife, Naomi,
JORDAN: No, but there is a limit to what we can do with them?
JORDAN: Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know
JORDAN: Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick!
JORDAN: Oh, yeah, I just came.
JORDAN: Relax!
JORDAN: See, we were a little different.
JORDAN: She designs women's panties, too?
JORDAN: She is hitting on me.
JORDAN: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right?
JORDAN: Swiss fucking banks, that's what.
JORDAN: The closest pay phone I could get to
JORDAN: The fucking FBI?
JORDAN: The next six months,
JORDAN: The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians
JORDAN: The Quaalude,
JORDAN: The Securities and Exchange Commission
JORDAN: Then, while they were looking
JORDAN: There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom.
JORDAN: These little bastards were so strong,
JORDAN: They called it Black Monday.
JORDAN: They interrogated everybody.
JORDAN: This was the day that we launched the Steve Madden IPO.
JORDAN: Three times as powerful as anything available today.
JORDAN: Unbelievable.
JORDAN: Was that yodeling I just heard
JORDAN: We are about to become fucking legends
JORDAN: What does he want with my wedding video?
JORDAN: What I'm asking, you Swiss dick,
JORDAN: When it comes to Quaaludes,
JORDAN: Where's my money?
JORDAN: Word about us spread throughout Wall Street.
JORDAN: Wow!
JORDAN: Yeah.
JORDAN: You gotta speak English.
JORDAN: You listening? It's easier than you think.
JORDAN: You okay? Hey, pal.
JORDAN: You remember those ads?
JORDAN: You want to know what money sounds like?
JORDAN: You were in charge, right?
JORDAN: You've never Jet Ski'd in your life?
Jordan! Your dad's coming.
Jordan?
Jordan? Jordan, are you all right?
Jordan.
Jordan.
Jordan.
Jordan. Remember what I told you.
Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi.
Jordan...
Jordy! Get back here!
Jordy! Get back here!
Jordy! Jordy!
Jordy.
JUDGE: One count engaging in conspiracy
Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss.
Just a mile down the road from my house.
Just come up in people's house like that!
Just get over here! Call 911.
Just here?
Just like I believe in each
Just like their fathers before them.
Just put the fucking car in park, you dumb fucking idiot!
Just start from the beginning. Who came over?
Just the same way.
Just the way you said it?
Just the way you said it?
Just to look more WASP y.
Just wait.
Keep it up for me.
Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit!
Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel.
Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now
Kevin.
Kimmie was one of the first brokers here,
Last month. Something like that.
Later.
LAWYER: I hope Your Honor would agree
Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know?
Learn to relax and let go and...
Let 'em watch.
Let me ask you,
Let me ask you, how do you see the future for Stratton Oakmont?
Let me give you a little legal advice.
Let me introduce myself to you.
Let me introduce you. This is Nicole, Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy.
Let me know if I can get you anything.
Let me tell you something else.
Let me tell you something.
Let them do what they want to fucking do.
Let's do 5... $5,000.
Let's fuck!
Let's fucking go. Come on.
Let's fucking move! Let's go!
Let's get down to it. What would you like to know?
Let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou!
Let's go run, huh?
Let's go to fucking Monaco now!
Let's keep that in our back pocket.
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Let's put it this way.
Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears!
Let's run! Let's fucking run!
Let's scalp her! Scalp her!
Let's start from the beginning, all right?
Let's start from the beginning.
Let's take two more each.
Let's take, uh...
Like a birthday, or being clap free,
Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger.
Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle.
Like Darjeeling or rose hip, something nice like that?
Like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red.
Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
Like I have in my fucking house.
Like it looks like I'm looking at you
Like it's the last fucking time.
Like it's wrapped up or something?
Like my pops, Mad Max, had said,
Like The Flying Wallendas.
Like this! Okay?
Like when you come at me...
Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No?
Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad.
Like, this will take her like 50 trips.
Like, um, three or four.
Like, wherever you are standing in the room.
Listen to me carefully.
Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg,
Listen, I got this subpoena.
Listen, I'm really, you know...
Listen. The good fucking news is,
Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot.
Long story short. Saurel rats me out.
Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you.
Look at this thing! (BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY)
Look at this. $26,000 for one fucking dinner!
Look at us, right?
Look at yourself!
Look at yourself!
Look, it's a figure of fucking speech.
Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk,
Look, we grew up together.
Look, you need to get home.
Look. (CHUCKLES)
Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now.
Loud in the way we do things. But you gotta understand,
LUCAS: Paragraph 1.
LUCAS: The defendant shall participate
Ma!
Make some shit up.
Make those situations better for people. You know?
Makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for?
MAN: Mr. Belfort! Can you look at my resume, please?
MAN: Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman.
MAN: You're not getting a fucking promotion!
MAN: You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body.
MANNY: Do you recall.
MANNY: I don't know.
MANNY: You're a lucky man, Jordan.
MARK: Holy
MARK: I know your family, you know mine.
Married people can't have friends?
Massive heart attack. Thirty five.
Max, why do you hold it in?
MAX: Jordan.
MAX: T&E!
MAX: What is this?
MAX: What're you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail?
May I see your boarding passes, sir?
Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.
Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down.
Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure.
Maybe like tell him to pull his cock out
Maybe we've built up a tolerance
MC: So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life.
Me, her handsome Duke,
Me, the little man?
Me. That's right.
Meanwhile,
Mine... Jordan Belfort.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm, baby.
Mmm?
Mmm.
Moby fucking Dicks.
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
Mommy, have you ever noticed
Monaco, right.
Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years.
Money talks and bullshit takes the bus.
More money than you know what to do with?
Mostly weed.
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Move aside, baby.
Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket.
Moved to even bigger offices.
Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions
Mr. Belfort,
Mr. Belfort?
Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there?
Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon?
Mr. Hanna?
Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single
Mr. Jordan Belfort!
Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor.
Mr...
My Aunt Emma. She's the best.
My condolences to you and your family.
My cousin's a fucking faggot.
My decision.
My first day as a future Master of the Universe.
My first shitty day as a broker.
My friend from school, Steve Madden.
My friends in Long Island told me
My fucking credit card all day, huh?
My fucking warriors,
My guess is that your best friend Agent Denham
My guy says all we'll need is one.
My highly trained Strattonites.
My home.
My killers, who will not take no for an answer!
My killers!
My name is Alden Kupferberg.
My name is Jordan Belfort,
My name's Steve Madden.
My name's Steve Madden.
My point is that
My slur phase.
My tingle phase.
My very own Vice President.
My wife is my cousin, or whatever.
My wife might divorce me, but...
Nah, it's not howl heard it.
Name of the game.
Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
Naomi, get the baby!
Naomi, nice to meet you.
Naomi, sweetheart!
NAOMI: And at night I work on my designs.
NAOMI: But we can stay for a drink...
NAOMI: Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right.
NAOMI: Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right.
NAOMI: Did you just come?
NAOMI: Does it even matter to you
NAOMI: Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan.
NAOMI: Donnie! Is he fucking crazy?
NAOMI: Fine.
NAOMI: Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog.
NAOMI: I've never done it before.
NAOMI: Jesus Christ, Jordan.
NAOMI: Jordan, you open this fucking door
NAOMI: Jordan? (SCREAMS)
NAOMI: Jordan.
NAOMI: No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
NAOMI: Okay. Sure. (GIGGLING)
NAOMI: Rocco, you gotta get over here.
NAOMI: Wake up, you piece of shit!
NAOMI: What?
NAOMI: You all right?
Neatly organized outside the briefcase,
Need you to open up the briefcase,
Needed a few penicillin shots so he could
Never to take no for an answer, right?
Nicholas has told me so much about you.
NICHOLAS: Oh, he was at The Lollipop Club for sure.
NICKY: I would fuck that girl if she was my sister.
NICKY: Let him fucking finish, Hildy.
NICKY: There's a bull's eye and the bull's eye's a dollar sign.
NICKY: When we get out there, try not to act like yourself.
No idea.
No one who's married is fucking happy.
No one's fucking here, bro.
No one's gonna fucking die!
No shit.
No shit. Is that right? Really?
No way, baby, no!
No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him.
No, but it fucking pisses me off. You know what I mean?
No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy
No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent.
No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit.
No, I don't recall that at all.
No, I don't want to implode, sir.
No, I get it. Yeah.
No, I get that. No, I understand.
No, I want you to cooperate.
No, I'm not fucking happy.
No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids!
No, I'm serious!
No, I'm serious.
No, it's all yours.
No, no, according to the U.S. criminal code,
No, no, no, that's the truth. But I want to tell you this.
No, no, no. My Ferrari was white,
No, no, no. We're not going anywhere
No, no, that's not the conversation I heard, Jordan.
No, no. We don't even need computers here.
No, technically I didn't bribe anybody.
No, that's all right, Jordan.
No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point.
No, they're not retarded or anything like that.
No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine.
No, you didn't research the whole thing
No, you don't hate 2 million, Donnie.
No! Jordan, stop it!
No! No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Investor's Center.
No. No problem at all.
No. No, I haven't.
No. No, you don't.
No. Not really.
No. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to.
No. We have two kids.
No. What do you do?
Nobody Beats the Wiz, the electronics store.
Nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove.
Nobody even knows you fucking exist, so calm down!
Nobody gives a fuck.
Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,
Nobody...
North of half a million dollars.
Not a scratch on me or the car.
Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix.
Not him.
Not Italy. California.
Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but...
Not that we didn't fuck them, too.
Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry.
Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it.
Now a rathole is a friend, like Brad here,
Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
Now did you really pitch a stock in your job interview?
Now just so you know, last year I made over $300,000.
Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park!
Now most of you met Kimmie,
Now once the price hit the high teens...
Now she runs.
Now that I'm under federal indictment,
Now that's the truth.
Now the key to making money in a situation like this
Now the one thing about Wall Street and this market is,
Now where does that leave us
Now will you just...
Now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore.
Now you're an aspiring landscape architect!
Now, as the firm taking the company public,
Number one rule of Wall Street.
Of all the co conspirators spanning the last seven years,
Of all the fucking days,
Of anything that could fuck with my high.
Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke,
Of course, yeah. No, of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of looking into the new company on the block,
Of Steve cocksucking motherfucking Madden Shoes,
Of the employees at this firm
Of the two million shares offered for sale,
Of your wedding video.
Off
Offering up our latest IPO.
Oh, and the drugs.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby. Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh?
Oh, boy.
Oh, come on, baby.
Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about.
Oh, fuck off.
Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, God, baby. Yeah!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God. (GASPS)
Oh, God. (GRUNTING) Oh, God.
Oh, hey.
Oh, I... I...
Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus. Where are you?
Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens...
Oh, my God,
Oh, my God, I think he's choking, Jordan. Do something.
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
Oh, my God, you wanna marry me?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Baby, that's...
Oh, my God! Baby!
Oh, my God! You got your hand on my fucking cock!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy?
Oh, my God. Take it off!
Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville
Oh, no, not at all.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Thank you, though.
Oh, really? And you do? You're a fucking expert on that.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit!
Oh, stop.
Oh, sweetheart, that's just...
Oh, they made fun of us.
Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah.
Oh, you don't love me?
Oh, you wanna go inside
Oh, you're investing in Italy?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Oh. No shit.
Oh. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, babe, stop!
Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is,
Okay, I won't call him.
Okay, if I can't do that, can I just...
Okay, let's do it. I'll do 4 grand.
Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Okay, walking's out.
Okay! You got all the money in the world.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? Let's make Geneva an asshole free Donnie zone, all right?
Okay? She was three months behind on her rent.
Okay? Technically, you do work for me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy.
Okay. Nice to meet you.
Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm...
Okay. You know we've talked to several
OLIVE OYL: Ah!
On a blue chip stock like Kodak,
On a little trip together, okay?
On a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day?
On my dad's side.
On new issue day?
On one like this, though?
On the next generation of radar detectors
On the phone!
On the phone!
On the spot, right now. Come on.
On the stage, grinding with everybody.
On top of some cocktails and a Valium or two.
On Wall Street!
Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit.
One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering.
One count obstruction of justice.
One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together?
One last blowout for the gods
One of Stratton's original 20.
One of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost.
One word?
One, two, three!
Ooh. Choo choo train.
Opportunity
Or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example?
Or Aerotyne...
Or are you gonna get schwacked?
Or attempt to commit, any further crimes.
Or baking soda... (CHUCKLING)
Or did you just say what I thought you said?
Or fucking dies!
Or fucking SWAT team
Or lose $20 million.
Or lude, as it is commonly referred to,
Or materialistic,
Or on an inner tube from Haiti,
Or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
Or political party of your choice.
Or taken so much as a stock tip.
Or that I didn't kill anybody else.
Or the life of your dreams will sail right past you.
Or worse yet,
OTTER: Think about it. They can't keep a dude
OTTER: Yeah, like Buddhists.
Oui.
Our ads actually say they can get rich quick.
Our job was to get them worked up.
Our market's solid.
Ow!
Ow.
Owie!
Papier toilette.
Paragraph 2.
Paragraph 4. The defendant must not commit,
People who don't sucker punch people
Perfect.
Pick me up a few thousand shares of Disney
Pick up the phone and start dialing!
Pictures, names of the people.
Pink sheets, it's 50.
Please hold still.
Please remand the defendant.
Please sit down.
Please, I'm begging, give me the fucking case.
Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal
Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down.
Please. Let me just sign the fucking thing already.
Please. Your little friend there, Brad,
Pleasure to meet you.
POLICE OFFICER: Did you drive
POLICE OFFICER: Mr. Belfort?
Pond scum no more.
Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can.
Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can.
Pops.
Postmen, there's always postmen.
Pow!
Pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat.
Pride ourselves on being the best.
Pride ourselves on being the best.
Probably end up selling the thing
Professional athletes, gangsters.
Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
Question. I wanna ask you a question.
Quit your bitching.
Raise the kid or whatever.
Raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake?
Read the article, babe.
Ready to knock this fucker out.
Ready to make my fortune.
Real money.
Really, really great.
Really?
Red hot ladies footwear Impresario.
Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
Requesting information on penny stocks
Retired pharmacist's client of mine,
Revolutions.
Revolutions. You follow?
Rhonda!
Right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
Right into Plymouth fucking Rock!
Right now, John,
Right o, Gene, that'd be great.
Right, who fucking wouldn't?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. (CHUCKLES)
Right. Donnie.
Right. Exactly.
Right. I do want to speak privately.
Right. Right. Exactly.
Right. What?
Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?
Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead,
ROBBIE: You want to see the Wolf handle this?
ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV) For millionaires whose ships...
ROBIN LEACH: For millionaires whose ships have come in,
Rocky. How you doing?
Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami.
Sad thing was,
Safely consummate the marriage.
Safety first.
Safety is first, all right?
Same age Mozart died.
Saturday Night Fever territory.
Say Hi to Rocco and Rocco.
Say Hi. Hi, fellas. (CHUCKLES)
Say that again.
Sea Otter, who sold meat
Second key to success in this racket
See that, huh?
See that!
See that?
See those little black boxes?
See, all of you... (CHUCKLING)
See, I told you he was fantastic, right?
See, money doesn't just buy you a better life,
See, this is what he used to do back in law school. Check me.
Sell me
Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
Sell me the pen.
Sell me this fucking pen right here.
Sell me this pen.
Sell me this pen.
Seriously, how much money do you make?
Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island.
She all right?
She asked for a $5,000 advance
She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place.
She chooses today to give me blue balls!
She did have this amazing technique,
She did? (LAUGHS)
She even hired a gay butler.
She hates my fucking guts.
She just doesn't... You know what I'm saying?
She surprised me. I didn't even know.
She was a single mom on the balls of her ass
She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari.
She'll still be dead by the time
She's
She's already got C cups,
She's dead and she's not going anywhere.
She's decided to throw them
She's got parents, she's got a brother, right?
She's hot.
She's never been on a Jet Ski.
She's still alive, so
Shit about you and your cousin or something like that.
Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns,
Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Shit! What the fuck...
Shit.
Shit. My...
Shit. My...
Shitty, pal.
Short skirts around the house.
Shuffled off her mortal coil.
Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!
Shut the fuck up!
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
Signed a document naming you as her successor.
Sir, we need to ask you some questions.
Sit down. Oh, man.
Sit!
Six cars, three horses,
Six cents a share?
Six, seven trips, boom, right?
SKYLAR: Mommy!
Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff.
Smile and dial.
Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro.
Smuggled in over 20 million in cash
So boring. I wanna kill myself.
So come to my seminar!
So everything would be fine. It'd be cleaned up.
So fuck you!
So he went to The Lollipop Club?
So I decided to reinvent the company.
So I got a little happy. I had some eggs,
So I presume you're Italian?
So I recruited some of my hometown boys.
So I set them up in our conference room
So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport?
So I want you right now
So I was selling them shit. (EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
So I was, um, a little surprised
So if it gets hurt, what happens?
So if you got a client who bought stock at 8
So please leave us a message.
So put your dick back in your pants.
So she nags you until you become a fucking witness.
So take a good look, Daddy.
So that night,
So they don't stamp our passports.
So they're built for accuracy.
So they're gonna start fucking chicks.
So we'd still have plenty of money left over, you know?
So where are your Quotrons here?
So you gotta be very careful with these little guys.
So you listen to me and you listen well.
So, at the end of the day, it might not even be a factor. You know?
So, we took our wives to Italy.
So, what do you say?
So, what else is...
So, you know, I used the cousin thing
So, you know, we can come in,
So...
Sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan,
Sold!
Some more information, just find out what he knows,
Some of these girls... You should see them.
Somebody told me he's got your phones tapped.
Something about laundering drug money
Something about the American Express bill.
Something just came across my desk, John.
Something just came across my desk, John.
Sometimes I feel like I...
Sometimes I wonder
Sometimes you need to play the part. Right?
Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck!
Sorry, I have no recommendation of that.
Sort of?
Sort of.
Sound fair enough?
Sound fair enough?
Sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood
Sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough.
Speak English! Fucking speak English!
Spent his winters in the south of France,
Spotting the hottest shoe trends.
Stability, dear.
Stability.
Start off with one, see how it goes?
Starting to get cabin fever already.
Starting to shit in the house again.
Step aside!
Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats
Steve Madden was the name in women's shoes at the moment.
Steve Madden.
Steve Madden.
Steve! Steve!
Steve.
Steve.
Steve's power is that he creates trends.
STEWARDESS: Sit down. Fasten it.
Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid
Stock boy. What do you think?
Stock manipulation, high pressure sales tactics.
Stockbrokers.
Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan.
Stop that, sweetie. Please.
Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away!
Stop! Don't move! Don't move!
Straight Line Persuasion System seminar,
Stratton Oakmont is America!
Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze.
Stratton Oakmont.
Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about?
Subpoenas started flying.
Sure.
Sure.
Swear to God, I can't even think about it.
Swear to God, I want to choke him to death.
Sweetheart, what's going on?
Sweetheart? You're coming on a trip with Daddy, all right?
Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of...
Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland?
Switzerland.
T&E!
Take a flight over to London to catch the funeral
Take care of business here, we'll drive back to Monaco,
Take for example, I got this one kid, right?
Take his fucking money and run home.
Take it easy, Kev.
Take it off!
Take my back pills to get the day started,
Take your little bow tie, get your shit,
Talk to me, man. How do you wanna play this?
Talk to me. Talk to me.
Tap his phones a little bit, bug him.
Tap his phones a little bit, bug him.
Tea? Yeah.
Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted to come up for tea.
Tell him to proceed with the questions.
TERESA: Ah. This place is.
TERESA: Oh, my God.
TERESA: Yeah.
Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47...
Than the most powerful CEO
Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing.
Thank God.
Thank you so much for your condolences.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks again, Officer.
Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer.
That car tonight?
That explains it then.
That fucking Steve Madden, huh?
That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy,
That had huge upside potential
That have both huge military and civilian applications now.
That I just had that driving range
That I promise you. Okay?
That I promise.
That I'm here to say that...
That I've ever caused in my life
That if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes,
That is all you're gonna fucking be doing. Sit.
That is fucked up!
That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me.
That it felt like Antarctica in there.
That Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself
That our very founders sailed over on the Mayflower
That Steve Madden
That that day is finally here.
That was invaded by the United States of America in 1983.
That was so fucking great!
That was the last time.
That was the plane I sent to come get us.
That we need is them getting together and saying,
That wig wearing faggot.
That would be... That's unacceptable?
That would not hold up in a court of law.
That you can trust,
That you finally found a broker on Wall Street
That you tried to get your broker's license
That'd be good.
That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
That's a fact. I saw it on PBS.
That's a very intelligent decision.
That's banging on Wall Street's door. I mean, you should...
That's for European pussy!
That's fucking exactly what we want you to do. To rat.
That's fucking rude.
That's good for me.
That's good.
That's handled to, like, you know,
That's his fucking brother, Rob.
That's incredible, sir.
That's it. (JORDAN LAUGHING)
That's it. Get the fuck out of here!
That's it. That's it, you're leaving.
That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything.
That's my house.
That's not how you treat people.
That's not our ambition here.
That's not the Kimmie that I met.
That's okay. That doesn't matter.
That's right! I forgot.
That's right.
That's right. Guinea Gulch.
That's right. Okay? Just let me look.
That's so fucking terrible!
That's the attitude. You can sell anything?
That's the fucking plan.
That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life!
That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's where you've fucking been?
That's who you're gonna be sitting next to!
That's why all this confusion.
That's why I love you. You think of shit like that.
That's why not.
That's why they gotta see your face.
That's why they were expensive.
That's why we at Stratton Oakmont
The amnesia phase.
The beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today.
The biggest IPO in this firm's history.
The biggest plummet since the crash of '29.
The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material.
The book, motherfucker. From the book.
The brother, you put a skateboard on him,
The brother's got a wife. That's five fucking people.
The captain tied you up.
The cerebral palsy phase.
The chickens had come home to roost.
The clients you have are absolutely...
The cops took me in for questioning,
The defendant shall plead guilty
The Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn,
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
The end of the month.
The fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses
The FBI!
The first name on the list was Donnie.
The flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me.
The flight there alone was a bacchanal.
The fucking halfwit!
The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office
The funeral!
The great American cobbler.
The house, money, don't worry about it. I got you.
The idea with you. You got a minute?
The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind
The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine.
The Jet Skis just went overboard!
The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together.
The last time I talked to her she was fine!
The last time I talked to her she was fine!
The last time you took these fucking pills,
The Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse.
The life of your dreams is only...
The main guy...
The Mary Lou is actually the same
The name of the game.
The next day and pray your dick didn't fall off.
The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
The one thing I know about in this world is airlines.
The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer.
The only problem you're gonna have
The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit
The only way the Banque Réal de Genéve
The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million.
The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire.
The phone!
The pink sheets, the penny stocks,
The plank's right around there.
The real question is this.
The result,
The same gentleman that told me
The shares were in his fucking name.
The show goes on!
The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem.
The stock trades over the counter at 10 cents a share.
The thing is, this is their gift, okay.
The things they're doing now, Pops.
The wealthiest 1% of Americans.
The Wolf of Wall Street they call me. Look.
The year I turned 26,
Their mom, Dorothy, answers and she is so sweet.
Their shares trade here.
Then came the NASDAQs, who were pretty, not great.
Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later.
Then how do you expect to make any money?
Then I was a licensed broker at last,
Then seek to make up with Naomi.
Then there would have to be coopération on your part,
Then two more after that every five minutes
Then you get to dance.
Then you wait.
There are situations where I can
There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva,
There is no nobility in poverty.
There is one that is my absolute favorite.
There needs to be an exact dollar figure
There was this one time that I was selling pot to this Amish dude.
There were more over here.
There were other things about him, too.
There's a silver lining to that, too, honey.
There's a smell, there's an attraction thing.
There's a term, and we don't like to use it
There's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down.
There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist.
There's no way... I mean... You got to walk away. Right?
There's other people involved in this, too.
There's two keys to success in the broker business.
These are all of your fucking charges right here!
These are friends of Stratton.
These stocks... These companies...
They all pissed off 'cause they have to make money legally now?
They all want something for nothing.
They are very ornery by the way,
They cost about 100 or less. If you didn't wear a condom,
They cost between $300 and $500
They cost between 200 and 300 bucks.
They don't give a shit about money.
They don't have enough capital?
They don't know I exist?
They don't know, right? They gotta think about it,
They get confused and their wires get crossed.
They get launched at the target. They stick.
They get together and they gossip.
They got like superhuman strength.
They gotta talk to their fucking wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy.
They had no proof I was even behind the wheel.
They just don't.
They see our ads in the back of, uh,
They want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly.
They were at my office 15 times over the last six months.
They were everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table.
They'll take my fucking license away from me, all right?
They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her.
They're bald from the eyebrows down.
They're called telephones.
They're fucking duds.
They're fun coupons!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball
They're gonna need to send in the National Guard
They're just a couple of brothers that are making
They're like crappy companies.
They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay?
They're not the biggest stones in the world,
They're old.
They're out in Dubuque.
They're out in Dubuque.
They're so beautiful.
They're to the manor born.
They're top heavy like a lawn dart.
They're up and comers. That's what that means.
They're up my ass. Don't worry about it.
They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit.
They've been in the safe for 15 years.
Think about it for a second.
Think about Teresa.
Think, you motherfucker, think!
This ability, this gift
This case got dumped on my desk...
This case is unloseable.
This conniving little twat! Look at this!
This guy is more about throwing at the dartboard.
This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional.
This Internet stock bullshit?
This is all of them.
This is bad.
This is Brad.
This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi!
This is Ellis Island here, people.
This is my home!
This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
This is not a tip, this is a prescription.
This is not something that you want to sell.
This is one of the nicest boats
This is our golden ticket
This is Rocky.
This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map.
This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day!
This is what you do?
This is your fucking friend from high school.
This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds
This one, uh, Aerodyne, is a really interesting...
This pen works and I personally love this pen...
This pen.
This right here is the land of opportunity.
This stock will pay off my house?
This was the drool phase.
This way we become the underwriters.
Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Those giant headed girls with the bug eyes
Those giant headed girls with the bug eyes
Thought jujitsu was in Israel.
Three days later, I filed for a divorce
Three or four times, maybe five.
Three people killed.
Three!
Three!
Three. Two. One.
Through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
Through the financial wilderness.
Through what exactly is occurring.
Ticky tack shit like that, you know.
Till next time.
Till they choke on it and they buy
Till they choke on it and they buy
To all counts of the indictment
To be a part of your firm. I mean...
To be Captain fucking Ahab.
To be made available for restitution to their victims.
To call this house on a Tuesday night?
To cooperate with an FBI
To drink while we're at sea.
To get himself arrested on U.S. soil.
To give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome
To have you back in this office?
To judge me on my winners.
To live like me.
To reinvest his earnings and then some.
To release the tension.
To sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month.
To Stratton Oakmont.
To take me down?
To take me out of here!
To the fucking chocolate factory right here!
To use this $10,000 for breast implants!
To write down thoughts from your life so you can...
To your miserable, ugly fucking wives.
TOBY: Talk, you fuck, talk!
TOBY: Where is it? (NICHOLAS SCREAMING)
Top brokers in my firm next year.
Trained professionals to guide you
Trust me, do not answer the phone.
Trying to connect me with wealthy business owners.
Trying to get your dirty laundry.
Turn around, let's go the other fucking way.
Turn that camera off.
Turn the boat around! We're going home!
Turn your fucking brain on.
Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss.
Turns out I have so much information
Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey.
Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery.
Twenty five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bull's eye!
Twenty fucking years! You're never gonna see the kids again!
Twenty one counts money laundering.
Twenty real Lemmons.
Two million in cash in her carry on,
Two vacation homes,
Two!
Two!
U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41...
Uh, plumbers. Um...
Uh. Fugayzi. It's a fake.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... Wait. Yes. Excusez moi, Jordan.
Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Under Donnie's leadership,
Under what circumstances would you be obligated
Unless circumstances dictate,
Unless he says it's safe, all right.
Unless you gave them a hefty tip,
Unless, of course, it was an investigation
Until one of us passes the fuck out.
Until their client either buys
Until they fucking choke on it!
Until you get what you want.
Urgent? Who the fuck is Barry Kleinman?
Venice, baby, where are you?
Venice!
Venice!
Very British, you know. She's a classy lady.
Very good. Great nose.
Very hot stock right now.
Via commission, motherfucker.
VIOLET: Leave that baby alone!
VIOLET: No!
VIOLET: Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind.
Violet!
Violet! Garage door! Close it!
Wait, wait. Did you... Did you say a shopping mall?
Wait, wait. Where you guys going?
Wall Street had swallowed me up
Want something to eat?
Wants from me is to, uh,
Was a drop in the Swiss bucket.
Was at the Brookville Country Club.
Was first synthesized in 1951
Was that he got busted (CAMERA CLICKING)
Watch out!
We accept them, one of us!
We accept them, one of us.
We all just need to learn, uh...
We all love you. Shut the fuck up!
We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep.
We are here to make money. Everybody on point.
We are looking at a grand slam home run.
We boarded the plane just before midnight.
We call the Verrazano Bridge the Guinea Gangplank.
We called him Mad Max because of his hair trigger temper,
We can have our dick hanging out of our pants.
We cannot take off if you haven't fastened
We could pawn my engagement ring if we needed to.
We could start fresh, maybe sell the house.
We could talk this out, all right?
We do blow all the time. We're fucking degenerates ourselves.
We don't create shit. We don't build anything.
We don't give two shits about how technology works
We don't know what's going on here.
We don't start dialing at 9:30
We don't understand this language you're speaking.
We even had two guards who worked in shifts.
We figured we were safer working from overseas
We gave him the right guidance.
We get to London, okay?
We got Arncliffe International.
We got plans up here that's gonna take this company
We got the SEC in here.
We gotta get out of here, buddy.
We gotta get to London.
We gotta go. We got two other parties to go to.
We had similar interests and shit.
We have a problem, okay.
We have the boarding passes.
We just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear.
We just trade right off the pink sheets here.
We just use our words. You know?
We liked to get as fucked up as possible during our business powwows
We live in the same building. I just...
We meet someplace that I fucking say.
We own the fucking companies...
We probably have to mortgage the house
We pursue criminal activities.
We set the initial sales price
We should be on our hands and knees right now,
We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here!
We spoke on the phone earlier, right?
We understand that, we do. (CHUCKLES)
We would take it to, like, an institution or somewhere
We would wipe our ass with it.
We'll batten down the hatches
We'll find something.
We'll get broad sided. It'll tip over!
We're allowed to throw food? Bananas.
We're allowed to throw shit at 'em.
We're closed right now.
We're going down!
We're going on a little trip, honey.
We're going to Monaco so that we can drive to Switzerland
We're going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, okay?
We're going to Monaco!
We're going to Monaco. Monaco now, okay?
We're gonna be friends?
We're gonna drive that fucking price down!
We're gonna have a fucking good time!
We're helping them buy their wife a diamond ring...
We're helping them finance houses,
We're not gonna be friends.
We're taking home cold hard cash
We're talking about whales here.
We're the common denominator.
We're the new guy. We're the one
We're the new guys on the block, you know,
We're trying to make a name for ourselves.
We're working out, honey.
Wearing a $2,000 suit
Wearing those big clunky shoes?
Welcome aboard.
Welcome!
Welcome. Was the traffic terrible?
Well, after all this, I finally got the message.
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
Well, how's Naomi and everything?
Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited
Well, I mean...
Well, I...
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
Well, if he calls you,
Well, in that situation,
Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you!
Well, it's a nice pen.
Well, not as of yet.
Well, not the best.
Well, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
Well, technically, $72,000.
Well, that's good news. Right?
Well, that's, uh...
Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex.
Well, we don't fucking work for you, man!
Well, you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency.
Well, you're investigating me.
Well?
Well...
Well... Yeah, but what?
Went to school for environmental science, something like that.
What a fucking burden.
What a Greek tragedy, honey! Oh, my God!
What about her family? Right?
What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?
What are these sides? They cure cancer?
What are they saying?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing? Hey! (WHOOPING)
What are you drinking?
What are you gonna do, right?
What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared.
What are you saying?
What are you saying? What is it?
What are you saying? Who told you that?
What are you talking about?
What are you thinking?
What are you two retards doing?
What are you, nuts or something?
What can I say? I'm...
What did you do,
What do you get...
What do you have to think about?
What do you mean, baby?
What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart?
What do you mean, you got me?
What do you mean?
What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that?
What do you say? Hmm? (CHUCKLING)
What does an intern make in a deal like that?
What does that mean?
What does that mean? Not as of yet?
What does... What does an intern...
What I needed was a rathole with a European passport.
What I'm doing is completely legal.
What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money?
What if something like that happened?
What is it that you think that we did or do? I don't get it.
What is it, babe? What?
What is this?
What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
What kind of person are you? Tell me.
What kind of terms would you be talking about if I...
What the fuck are these imbeciles doing?
What the fuck are you saying?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about? No.
What the fuck did you say? I can't understand you.
What the fuck does that even mean? Venice.
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?
What the fuck is going on out here?
What the fuck is that kid doing?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
What the fuck is that, you know?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck!
What the fuck's he in jail for?
What the hell's all this?
What we're gonna do is this.
What you probably didn't know is,
What?
What?
What?
What? What?
What's a few broken dishes?
What's going on?
What's going on? Why you crying?
What's he doing?
What's that supposed to mean, you want a divorce?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that? You want to invest?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you? What the fuck is...
What's up her ass?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong, Daddy?
What's your name again?
Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it. (CHUCKLES)
Whatever the fuck that means.
Whatever the fuck you say to him,
Whatsoever.
Whee!
When a seagull flew into the engine.
When I have to face my problems,
When I was 24 years old,
When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up.
When it gets in, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up.
When one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
When the Bureau seizes this fucking boat.
When their Emperor's gone?
When they come in, we treat it just like one of us. Okay?
When they're scared. Okay?
When we arrived at the prison,
When we get to Switzerland, buddy?
When you sign up for the Bureau. (CHUCKLING)
Where are the ludes?
Where is my fucking money? Where is it?
Where they can be seen, and shut up!
Where we make the money.
Where were they doing it, sweetheart? In the bedroom?
Where you taking him?
Where'd you go?
Where's my kiss?
Where's Naomi? How's she doing?
Whether America plans to invade Switzerland
Whether you're fucking cousins or not.
Whether your relatives came over on the fucking Mayflower
Which could be set off by something
Which he is, on paper.
Which I thought was a little weird.
Which in the big picture
Which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct.
Which is where he met his wife, Chantalle,
Which is why we were popping these ludes like they were M&M's.
Which means that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day
Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left.
Which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
Which requires me to drink one of those
Which started kicking in by the time.
Which was pretty amazing considering she blew
Which, of course, I always did.
Who are you supposed to be, huh? Jack Nickle Jew?
Who can, like, afford to lose all that money?
Who cares. You're blonde.
Who could fake Aunt Emma's signature.
Who does the looking. Exactly.
Who drives a brand new Mercedes Benz.
Who is she? (STUTTERING)
Who is the one who flew in here
Who needs to make a show
Who takes from the rich and gives to himself
Who the fuck has the goddamn gall
Who the fuck you been talking to?
Who told you that? It's bullshit!
Who will not hang up the phone
Who, it turns out, he'd been fucking
Who? What are you, a fucking owl?
Who? Who?
Who's in such great shape like this, huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay?
Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign...
Whoo hoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! What a nice day.
Whose fucking teeth are you gonna mash in?
Why do I sense there's an offer in the air?
Why don't you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through.
Why don't you do me a favor.
Why is that?
Why should they be taking all our fucking money all the fucking time?
Why, why, God?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why? What the fuck's going on?
Why? Why?
Wife! I gotta fucking deal with your wife?
Will be standing around with his dick in his hand.
With an 8 year old son.
With an electronic bracelet around my ankle,
With an exact confirmation, Kevin.
With an exact confirmation. Sound good, John?
With Donnie Azoff, I knew the day
With EJ Entertainment.
With equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids.
With like no mustache or some bullshit?
With maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it.
With Naomi, my Duchess,
With orders going through the roof
With smart important people, unlike you.
With some Swiss guy. I don't know...
With Stratton Oakmont.
With that fucking whore from the party?
With that said...
With their beautiful wife by their side,
With this wild twist and jerk motion.
With three days of razor stubble,
With very little downside risk.
Within a month, L.F. Rothschild,
Within days,
Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger
Within months, we doubled in size,
Without it, I wouldn't be here.
Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic.
Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie.
Wolfie! Wolfie!
WOMAN: At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible.
WOMAN: Kiss the bride.
WOMAN: Yes, we do. (MEN WHISTLING)
Women's shoes! (ALL LAUGHING)
Woof. I hate that fucking dog.
Working class, everyday people.
Would be upwards of $60,000!
Would cooperate with a foreign legal body
Would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on.
Would ever stop thinking of us as some shitkicker bucket shop.
Would trust this bunch of jerk offs?
Would you like to own a home like this,
Would you remember any of those?
Wouldn't be due till after I serve my term,
Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people
Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
Wow!
Wow! Look at you!
Wow.
Wow. A new world.
Write your name down on that napkin for me.
Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out,
Yeah, but babe. Look, look...
Yeah, but, you know, you start off...
Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, I do all right for myself.
Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London.
Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes.
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, it's my safe word, baby. It's my safe word.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, man, of course.
Yeah, man. She said she don't want to talk to you anymore, man.
Yeah, Mommy.
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
Yeah, no, she's, you know...
Yeah, right. Stupid.
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy
Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes.
Yeah, they're terrible.
Yeah, to release the tension.
Yeah, we know who you are. (LAUGHTER)
Yeah, we're gonna take it slow.
Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
Yeah, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain,
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Just trying to light the fire here.
Yeah, yeah. Let's toke it all on there, huh?
Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you bet I do.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah! (CHEERING)
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And that's the point, that's...
Yeah. Fuckface, look at where the stock's at today, huh?
Yeah. Go fuck your cousin!
Yeah. I said T&E.
Yeah. It's in the back though.
Yeah. Lick my twat.
Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry.
Yeah. You don't want to be my friend?
Yeah. You're a mutt.
Yes, I will talk to your wife.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. I tried to stump you this evening. Very good.
Yes, we would. Mmm hmm.
Yes!
Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar!
Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition
Yes. We're absolutely devastated.
You ain't got no warrant.
You are now
You are such a fucking douchebag, Hanna.
You are the shit. You are the fucking shit.
You asked Cristy for my number.
You ate 2 million?
You back the fuck up.
You bald headed eagle, how you doing?
You be ferocious!
You be telephone fucking terrorists!
You beat them.
You built it, so now preserve it.
You called the captain the N word.
You can give generously to the church
You can save the fucking spotted owl with money.
You can sell anything. Sell that. Go ahead.
You can use the pen
You can't look him in the eye?
You can't look him right in the eyes.
You cheap fuck!
You cleaning the fish bowl?
You cold called me. You're a total stranger.
You could get some information...
You could go to his house, right?
You could say hi, but she probably won't wave back.
You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you?
You do recall it?
You don't fuck with them like that.
You don't fuck with these guys like that.
You don't got shit on me, you hear me!
You don't know me, I don't know you.
You don't know shit about chop.
You don't love me anymore, huh?
You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh?
You don't think I'm not gonna see my...
You end up with your tits in a ringer.
You ever think about what would've happened
You feel comfortable with me now, Scotty?
You fucking bitch! (GARAGE DOOR OPENING)
You fucking cocksucker!
You fucking cocksucker!
You fucking drive in here like a fucking maniac,
You get a free handgun
You get another brilliant idea.
You get in there safe, all right?
You get them fired up so they push the shit out of this stock. Okay?
You give me a call?
You give me one shot here
You gonna eat that last piece of yellowtail, bud?
You got a big fucking mouth, you know.
You got a girlfriend?
You got a pretty kick ass high from it.
You got a problem with that,
You got an awesome place here.
You got any fucking stock forms?
You got it? (ALL CHUCKLING)
You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing.
You got your fucking nice car,
You got your hand on his dick?
You gotta be joking!
You gotta come check this fucking chick out.
You gotta look at their chin.
You gotta stop doing that in public places.
You gotta take this case,
You guys got that out of your systems, huh?
You had a minute.
You had to deal with the golf course people, too!
You hate 2 million?
You have a biscuit or something like that?
You have like a fucking, like...
You having a good afternoon or what?
You invited some friends over, right?
You just made love to me.
You just tried to bribe a federal officer.
You know how it goes.
You know how it is.
You know how much I love you, right?
You know howl like them. Straight up.
You know I don't believe in luck, right?
You know I know everybody downtown,
You know the attention that that fucking draws?
You know those guys who got like the beard
You know what else? You dress like shit!
You know what happened? A fucking tsunami.
You know what he's trying to do?
You know what I call them? Fun coupons!
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? It's not...
You know what I mean.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what my lawyer said?
You know what, I think we should get going.
You know what, you got a big fucking mouth, okay?
You know what?
You know what? The Bureau doesn't allow us
You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway
You know what? You're a fucking pill dealer.
You know who he is, right?
You know who Rudy is? (STAMMERING)
You know who Rudy was. Dancing...
You know,
You know, actually, I see that car around.
You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties.
You know, if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin,
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.
You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin,
You know, people say shit. I don't even know.
You know, the founder of Benihana.
You know, this fucking deal that I'm about to sign
You know, those girlie magazines.
You know, to keep pushing, to never hang up the phone
You know, to...
You know, uh, companies that can't get listed on NASDAQ,
You know?
You know?
You like it, baby?
You like to Jet Ski?
You look like a fucking imbecile.
You look like you've... No.
You look so beautiful right now.
You made 72 grand in one month?
You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back
You make sure and contact me, okay?
You married me!
You motherfucker, you can't get any at 44...
You need a bigger couch. For guests.
You need everybody else's money?
You never did anything wrong in the first place, right?
You pay a couple million dollars in fines,
You people are all shit out of luck.
You piece of shit!
You piece of shit?
You piece of...
You plead guilty to a handful of securities violations,
You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands!
You put your head in the fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up.
You remember.
You schnooks will now be targeting
You see, for a brief fleeting moment,
You should be happy for the both of us. Right?
You should be.
You should feel happy you got a husband
You should see what's going on at the bigger firms.
You sound like a pretty sincere guy.
You think about the people that built this country,
You think I would let my kids near you?
You think I'm that fucking stupid? No.
You think they lost their potency, huh?
You think this is 'cause you're a fag?
You too can become financially independent
You toss him down an alley at some pins.
You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now?
You understand that?
You vicious fucking cunt, you!
You wanna come up for some tea or something?
You wanna fuck me, Jordan?
You wanna fuck me?
You want a beer, pal?
You want a sign from God?
You want an apology, okay.
You want me to rat? Is that it?
You want me to sell this fucking pen?
You were calling her name in your sleep!
You were on the floor rolling around and shit.
You were screaming at people.
You won!
You wouldn't be saying to me right now, Chester,
You wrote me a check
You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own.
You, sir.
You'd have to get a penicillin shot
You'll be a general manager.
You'll understand when you're in the fucking seat.
You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen, right?
You're a fucking dirty little birdy!
You're a lying piece of shit!
You're a man with large appetites.
You're a sick man!
You're able to do drugs during the day
You're all right.
You're coming on a trip with Daddy.
You're completely fucking with me.
You're free now. You know, like, Run free.
You're free to go.
You're going to jail.
You're gonna be a millionaire.
You're gonna be pulling up to a red light
You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house.
You're gonna have to excuse my friend. He gets...
You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth in?
You're gonna miss it!
You're in love with me?
You're just not the one for me, pal.
You're kidding me.
You're like a completely different fucking person!
You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
You're looking at real prison time.
You're lucky to be alive, let alone not in jail.
You're not fucking taking my children,
You're not fucking taking my fucking kids!
You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids!
You're not gonna stop me! You're not gonna stop me!
You're not gonna work at that place.
You're not hungry? Nothing?
You're not pawning anything. Okay?
You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me?
You're out of your fucking mind.
You're serious?
You're sick!
You're under arrest!
You've got a visitor.
You've never been on a Jet Ski?
Your aunt was such an elegant, attractive woman.
Your aunt, before she died,
Your daughter's in the house!
Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares.
Your fucking daughter's in the house!
Your hair looks good.
Your job is connector,
Your little buddy, he's in jail.
Your little friend is trying to fuck me right in the ass.
Your message said that you wanted to speak privately.
Your mother and I, we've been married a long, long time.
Your name is on the box.
Your name is on the box.
Your office and your home.
Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table.
Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment
Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment
Your rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college,
Your turn.
Your wife's Latvian cunt, you understand?
Your years of loyalty and admiration.
Yup, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs
2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole!
36 months in federal prison.
50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting once we landed.
50% commission?
60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
100,000 shares! That's what I want.
700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom.
'Cause that would make it real. Right.
(SCREAMS) Come on! Shut the fuck up!
(SING SONG) Go to sleep. Rub it harder, buddy.
50% commission, baby. Ooh.
a conversation right now. What am I, your secretary?
A lot. Yeah.
A year? In the ballpark? Oh.
Ahh! Shut up, you little bitch!
All right? Mmm hmm.
and move your ass! Please. Okay.
and now you fucking wrecked it! Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
And that kind of stuff. That's funny.
Are you fucking kidding me? No.
Are you fucking stupid? I'm not stupid.
Are you kidding me? Yeah.
Are you serious? I'm serious.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Babe... Because I don't mind.
Bald as a china doll. No bush?
But her aunt just died. I realize that.
But not too worked up. Shh.
Can we get that guy? Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.
Can you believe it? Oh, my God.
CAPTAIN TED: We can't! Go!
Champagne? Whoo!
Champagne. Champagne. Yeah.
Chit chat. Yeah, chit chat, thank you.
Come here! ...the phone.
Come on. Call an ambulance!
Come on. Kiss you?
Congratulations. Thank you.
countless dollars. Mmm hmm.
Dad, relax. I'm getting this close.
Dad. He said T&A. He did?
Did it? You know, by a higher up
Do something! Yeah?
Do we want to get like a... Mace. Taser guns.
Does that ring a bell? Yeah, I may have sent something.
Don't worry about the chop. It's safe.
DONNIE: Go, go! BRAD: Fuck!
from Future Video. Who?
Fuck you, you motherfucker! Shut the fucking camera off.
Fuck you. Jesus fuck, Robbie.
Fucking motherfucker! Oh! Jesus!
Fucking sucks. Boring, right?
Get off me! Baby... Don't do that.
Get out of here! All shaven.
Get out of here! Open the fucking door!
Get the key! Get the key! VIOLET: I got it!
Go! Okay.
Good company. I actually don't know what else to...
Good for you, little man. Little man?
Gotta be fucking kidding me. Fucked up.
he comes correct. I will.
He'd hang up... You missed it!
He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! Fuck his gun!
He's got some money. My money.
Here. Oh, thank you.
Hi. Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
Hi. Nice to meet you. Naomi.
How about this? What?
Huh? Who?
Hustler? Yeah.
I appreciate your time. Fantastic.
I didn't do anything. If you don't get...
I do not recall any of that. This Abdul...
I don't get it. Neither do I.
I fucking love this, baby! It's amazing!
I fucking love you, Jordan! I fucking love you.
I fucking love you, too. I mean that.
I got it. (SIGHS) Okay.
I got it. Well, listen to me.
I gotta go! Is everything okay, Jordan?
I have two little kids. Ugly wife. Right.
I know. It's, like, disgusting.
I make million dollar deals. That right?
I see it around a lot. Oh, yeah, where?
I think you like it? You're crazy.
I'll do that. Great.
I'm Dwayne. Yeah. You're Dwayne?
I'm going! Stop. Okay, sorry.
I'm gonna give you the case. Give me the case.
I'm Nicky Koskoff... Chester Ming...
I'm not stupid. I'm smart. Smart?
I'm pretty fucking sure. There could be.
I'm scared, huh? And by the way,
I'm sober. Jesus fucking Christ!
I'm sorry. Is that who... Is that what you want?
if I'm not mistaken. Yes.
If I'm not mistaken... No.
if you go there. I know.
Implosions are ugly. Yeah.
Instead of growing up. Yeah. He will?
Is she mad at me? No, you know...
Is that right? No, no.
Is that right? Yeah.
Is that what you want? No.
It doesn't work that way. I love her to death.
It should. Look.
It's a beer? Yeah, with no alcohol.
It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy! I know.
It's a joke. It's a joke?
It's a nice ride. Thanks, man.
It's a pleasure. Hello.
It's against the rules? I told you,
It's good to see you, pal. Yeah, you, too.
it's not about that for me, you know. I've heard enough.
it's stupid. Shit with me?
Jesus. Right. Horrible situation.
Jordan Belfort. Yes, sir.
JORDAN: Baby... NAOMI: It's all right, honey.
Jordan. Hmm?
Jordy, look what you got here. What?
Just keep going. Rocky, go play.
just tell me to shut up at any time. Oh.
Let me get that right... No! Fuck you!
Let's go. I've been here all night.
Like hot tea? Yeah.
Luckily we're in first class. Jesus.
Lunch. Today. Yeah.
MAN 1: Good fucking package... MAN 2: Piece of shit!
Mark Hanna. A pleasure to meet you.
MAX: Business expenses? JORDAN: Yes.
Me, too. Come here, buddy.
Mmm hmm. Right.
Mommy. Honey, it's okay.
Monaco? Now? Yes, baby.
Mr. Belfort! Give me one minute.
My answering machine. Zero. Didn't get one, huh?
My fucking wife! Chill! Chill, bro.
NAOMI: Jordan. Yeah, baby.
NAOMI: No. No?
NAOMI: Where are we going? Keep your eyes closed.
NAOMI: Where's he going? JORDAN: Hold on, baby!
Nice to meet you. How you doing?
NICKY: He's not with us. ROBBIE: Friggin' Rambo.
NICKY: Hey, Donnie. Yeah?
No bush. Oh, my God!
No shit? Yeah, yeah.
No shit. That's interesting. Swear to fucking God.
No, no, no, it's impossible. Oui, oui, oui.
No, no, no! Asshole, get out of here.
No? (CHUCKLES) Who you been talking to?
No. Jordan, stop it. Come on, honey, please.
No. You want me to rat, right? Yes. We want you to rat.
Of course not, Pops. Well?
Of course not. Okay.
Oh, California? Yeah.
Oh, God. JORDAN: Baby, I got you!
Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely. Hey, how you doing?
Oh, that was all us? It wasn't me though.
Oh! Bonjour.
Okay? Okay.
Okay? Don't try to fight it. Oh, my God.
Okay. What do I always tell you?
One hit. One hit. That's it. Okay.
One more round. Oh, yeah.
Ow! Who's Venice?
Pick up the cocksucking phone! Sorry...
Pink sheets? Yeah, they're penny stocks.
Please sit down! NICKY: Ow!
Please. (GRUNTS) Bitch!
Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Nice to meet you.
Quotrons? Yeah. Your computers.
Read that. Read it. Listen.
Really? And they're all shaved, too.
Really? Mmm hmm.
Really? Yeah.
Relative? JEAN JACQUES: Yeah.
Rhonda! ...put you through to Andrea.
right now! Open the door! Put your seat belt on.
Right? Right.
Robbie Feinberg. Chester Ming.
Salud! Cheers.
She's dead! Who? Who's dead?
She's not that old. Oh, God! Baby, oh, God!
Shit. What'd he say?
Show them the shoes. Okay. Yeah.
Smoke this shit, bro. No.
Solid, 2,000. Jordan Belfort.
Son of a fucking bitch! Okay, okay... Geez!
Stay with me. Mmm hmm.
Steve Madden. Steve.
Stockbroker? Yeah.
Stop! I know, miss. Excuse me, sir.
Stop. And EJ Entertainment?
Supposed to? That's marriage. You know...
Sweetie, come on... Who the fuck are you, Jordan?
Tell him about the sides. I ordered sides, so...
Ten. You want to do that?
Thank you. Thank you.
that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. I bet it is.
That's a good point. And the last thing
That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Mmm hmm.
That's what it is! That is what it is.
then that fucking fat piece of shit... Listen to me!
There were four right here. Ugh!
There you go. Look,
They'll do it. We could do that.
This is a gay thing. JORDAN: Oh!
Trust me. Mmm hmm.
Twelfth floor? Yeah. What floor are you on?
Two hours ago. Right.
Uh... MAN: Oh, don't stop.
Very... Now. Fast. Very fast. Fast?
Watch it. Go back to your seat, please.
We can stay for a drink. Yeah, stay for a drink.
Welcome. Steve here yet?
Well, my hair looks good. Yeah.
Well, yeah. Okay.
What are you doing... That whore from the party?
What are you saying? $50,000 was stolen
What are you upset about? Please go back to your seat.
What do you mean? You gotta go out back.
What? Hold on, baby.
What? What's that say?
What's going on? He's doing it, Donnie!
What's with you? I have a... I don't know.
When did I say that? You said T&A. It's T&E.
Where the fuck is it? ...Rudy. What the fuck?
Where you taking him? Where you taking me?
Who's Rudy? Yeah, who's Rudy?
Why are you moving like that? Come on.
Why didn't you tell me? Oh, baby, it gets worse.
Why? Is that... Jordan. Jordan.
Will you listen to me? Okay.
with all the press and everything. New loud guys.
Women's shoes. Women's shoes.
Wow. Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
Wow. Once in the morning
Yeah, baby, come. You want me to come for you?
Yeah, he was very upset. Really?
Yeah, like four bags of it. Ooh!
Yeah, sounds good. Great.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. He was with Donnie.
Yeah. I love it.
Yeah. So, if I just wanted to get
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Yeah. Fire, here? Sure.
Yeah... But no touching.
Yes. Rue de la Croix. Croix. Croix.
You are. You are easy to talk to. Mmm.
You be relentless! ALL: Yeah!
You don't let him do that. Okay.
You fucking kidding me? BO: Listen to me.
You gonna beat me? No, sir.
You got it? Yes. I got it!
You got me a present? I got you something.
You gotta do me one favor. What's that?
You gotta put it on right. Sit back. Sit back, sir.
You gotta stay relaxed. Yeah.
You know I'd do it for you, right? I know.
You know that, right? I know.
You know what? Just fucking keep it down.
You know who Rudy is. Come on. Me? I don't...
You know, I built it. I know you built it.
You know... Who the fuck is Rudy?
You like champagne? I do.
You like it? Yes!
You look so beautiful... Kiss you?
You okay? Yeah, I'm all right.
You want me to come for you? Yeah!
You're a father now, Jordan. Yeah.
You're a father now. I know...
You're beautiful. Excuse me, sir.
You're not gonna be a stock boy. Why not?
Your name's Blair, right? Yeah.
your seat belt. I'm really horny, too.
Yup. For what?
'cause I ain't going nowhere!
'Cause last month you were a wine connoisseur.
'cause that's where you fucking belong!
'Cause they're fucking addicted.
'Cause you're a stockbroker.
(AGREEING IN FRENCH)
(ALARMS BLARING) (BABY CRYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING) Yeah!
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CONTINUE CHANTING)
(ALL HUMMING)
(ALL JEERING)
(ALL LAUGHING QUIETLY)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING) JEAN JACQUES: It's a joke.
(ALL LAUGHING) Steve Madden.
(ALL LAUGHS) Come on, Kimmie.
(ALL MURMURING)
(ALL MURMURING)
(ALL MURMURING)
(APPLAUDING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(BARKING)
(BEEPER RINGING)
(BEEPING)
(BELL RINGING)
(BELL RINGS)
(BELL RINGS)
(BLOWING)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLING) I mean, honestly...
(BOTH HUMMING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH MIMICKING STEWARDESS)
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(CAWING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
(CHEERING)
(CHOKING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) Look at yourself, Jordan.
(CHUCKLES) You know what? Who gives a shit?
(CHUCKLING) I forgot, baby.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
(DONNIE LAUGHING)
(DONNIE MUMBLING) (TV PLAYING)
(DONNIE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(DOOR BANGING OPEN)
(DOOR OPENING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(ENGINE STARTING) Mommy!
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES) Diversification.
(FAINT CLANGING)
(GASPING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) Yes! I think it's true. Say Hi, Mommy.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(GLASS SHATTERS) We own the companies...
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS) Jesus Christ!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING) JORDAN: Jesus Christ.
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(HANDCUFFS LOCKING)
(HIP HOP MUSIC)
(HIP HOP MUSIC)
(HIP HOP MUSIC)
(HOOTING)
(HOWLING)
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
(HUMMING)
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
(INFOMERCIAL MUSIC)
(INHALING)
(JEERING)
(JORDAN GROANS)
(JORDAN SIGHS)
(JORDAN YELLING GIBBERISH)
(JORDAN YELLING)
(JORDAN YELLS)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Good for you.
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER)
(MAN LAUGHS)
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
(MARK HUMMING)
(MARK HUMMING)
(MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC)
(MELLOW MUSIC)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOUTHING)
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(NAOMI GIGGLING)
(NAOMI MOANING)
(NAOMI SOBBING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
(PEOPLE SHOUTING) One!
(PEPPY SONG)
(POP MUSIC)
(RETCHES)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROCKY BARKING)
(ROCKY BARKING)
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS) Crazy? This is obscene.
(SCOFFS) You're gonna give me a pass?
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS) Hold on!
(SHUSHING) DONNIE: Sweetheart,
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SINGING) ♪ You've seen the echo ♪
(SLURRING) I'm at a country club!
(SLURRING) Just relax.
(SLURRING) Steve Madden.
(SNIFFLES)
(SNORTING)
(SNORTING)
(SNORTS)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING) I fucked up! I fucked up so bad!
(SOBBING) I'm so sorry.
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FRENCH) Move my ass! Yes!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
(SQUEAKING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(THUNDER CRACKING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHISPERING) Get the fucking ludes.
(WHISPERS) Was all this legal?
(WHISTLES) Fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING) Beni fucking hana!
♪ And the money comes in ♪
♪ Going down Broadway ♪
♪ The parade comes to town ♪
♪ Whichever way I go ♪
$4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John.
$10,000 to shave her fucking head!
$22 million in three fucking hours!
$28.7 million in gross commissions,
$430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?