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The Monsteruad (1987) The Monsteruad is a cult classic film released in 1987 that follows a group of young kids who form

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad is a cult classic film released in 1987 that follows a group of young kids who form their own monster-fighting club. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, they must assemble to battle against iconic creatures including Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, the Wolfman, and more. Directed by Fred Dekker, the movie features a talented cast including Andre Gower, Robby Kiger, Stephen Macht, and Tom Noonan. Immerse yourself in the nostalgic sounds of The Monster Squad by playing and downloading them here.

A great deal about monsters,
A hundred years ago?
A monster!
A vampire, perhaps?
A virgin? Yeah.
A...break.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! No!
Aah...
About this Monster Squad thing.
Absolutely no grown ups. Okay?
Absolutely.
Accident patrol,
Accident with power tools?
Again?
Ah! It's here!
Ah... Ja.
Ahem. Look.
All I'm saying is, Sean, he could if he had to.
All of these monsters!
All right, pal!
All right, pal!
All right, son... where are they?
And as long as it's here, nothing bad can happen.
And at that moment,
And B, he's German.
And carved with intricate symbols.
And I'm a werewolf! Take it easy.
And I'm in the street where Fat Kid is blocking traffic.
And if it's monsters, nobody's gonna do a thing about it but us.
And it was okay with him?
And keep this up,
And let me, out of my own personal curiosity,
And mailed the rest of the pieces to Norway,
And maybe, well... well, gosh...
And number two, my Dad's a cop.
And rethink it with the other guys.
And take a look at this?
And the coroner guy was dead.
And the football roster.
And there is no one to stop us!
And they shot him. And the body disappeared from the coroner van.
And this part is underlined...
And we draw those pictures to put on our clubhouse walls.
And we'll call it a day.
And we're sitting here with Pirate Bill.
And what about the amulet?
And where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets?
And where's the big Limbo thing?
And wouldn't you know it, there's a space
And you put the candle next to your bed like this.
And you want to shut up about it?
And you're not gonna look at those monster magazines.
And you're sayin' you didn't hear anybody
And your Dad's a cop, so if we get your Dad...
And, blamo, we blow a hole in Limbo.
And, guys...
And?
Anybody fools around with us, he kicks their ass.
Anything you say, fella.
Anyway, I thought they killed him in the last one.
Are in constant flux,
Are these forces balanced.
Are you a...
Are you absolutely sure
Are you gonna yell at him?
Are you two sitting comfortably?
Are... are you dead?
At Jane Burgess' garage sale.
At least I don't have a... stupidity problem.
At midnight,
At the stoke of midnight,
Back and forth.
Bang.
Because you get a call from some guy
Because, you dweeb, Dracula's obviously here looking for it.
Between good and evil
Bingo.
Bitte, moerden zie uns nicht.
Bogus!
Bon voyage!
Boring guy, boring guy, boring guy, boring guy.
Boys...
Boys...
Buddy, I'd like nothin' better! Hold onto your pants!
Busy day?
But a Mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.
But I am not, you know.
But I can't read it. It's all in German.
But I still may if you don't wash up for dinner.
But if they shot him...
But she's boring and has an odd shaped head.
But that's not the issue here. The issue is...
But then, um,
But we're going a hundred miles an hour!
But... But what do I do, Sean?
Bye. Thank you very much for all your time.
Bye...
Can it, Frank.
Can somebody tell me what the Sam Hell is goin' on around here?
Can swallow the forces of evil forever.
Can we?
Can you guess what's in these file folders?
Can you hear me now? Hello?
Can you reschedule that appointment?
Can't you hold it? God!
Can't you read?
Children... possess it.
Church! He's right.
Church. What?
Claims there is a way to stop the forces of darkness.
Come again? You're... What?
Come and get it.
Come in here or leave. Is that right?
Come on, all of you monsters, outta here!
Come on, Sean! I know about monsters.
Come on, Sean.
Come on, Sean. Man, we're dead.
Come on, this isn't... No, come on!
Come on!
Come on! Don't be chickenshit!
Come on! Hurry!
Come on! Let me in the club! Two ways to kill a werewolf.
Come on! Yes! Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I want to show you my friends.
Come on. Somebody go up and knock.
Come on. Where are you,
Comfortable.
Confirmed. That makes two tonight, right, Lieutenant?
Cool. All right.
Correction, Mr. Crenshaw.
Creature stole my Twinkie.
Crenshaw.
D Dead?
D Del, what's happening?
Dad! I'm here! We're almost to Town Square.
Damn, son, look!
Damn! Really, you should read it!
Damn! Where is he?
Daylight.
Del, I don't know if you're aware of this,
Del?
Del.
Del.
Del. Del!
Did you ask him?
Did you hear a word I said?
Did you take him?
Discipline reports.
Dispatch to Unit 28. Please respond.
Dispatch, Unit 7.
Dispatch, we got a 10 35.
Dissect him.
Do not get up and walk away by themself.
Do they ask for more of the little almond things?
Do they ask for more of the little almond things?
Do they complain? Do they get airsick?
Do they complain? Do they get airsick?
Do we meet up here a lot?
Do you see these file folders?
Do you think we could talk him into joining the Monster Club?
Does he?
Does Mom know about him?
Doesn't count?
Don't be a wuss!
Don't call him a monster.
Don't go away, Frankenstein!
Don't go away!
Don't go!
Don't kick the church! It's religious!
Don't look up.
Don't you see? It's all true!
Don't you think?
Down to 666 Shadowbrook road!
Dracula might be here, too.
Dracula, Mom.
Dudes, check it out.
E.J.
E.J.!
Eugene, get away from there!
Eugene, make Pete shut up.
Eugene, stop it.
Eugene! Man!
Eugene's whining,
Every day.
Every night I have a lousy night.
Faster, faster!
Fat Kid, can't you stop eating?
Fat Kid, get a map. Find Shadowbrook Road.
Fat Kid, use your eyes. Does it look like you can help him?
Fat kid?
Fat Kid... you're bein' a wuss.
Fine.
Fine. Can I have five bucks anyway?
Firstly, he's scary, okay?
For scaring me.
Fox Photo's got a two for one deal this week,
Frank!
Frankenstein's dead,
Frankenstein's monster in our clubhouse.
Freeze!
Garlic! Come on! Get outta here!
Gentlemen, I'd just like to say three words.
Get him in a muzzle, will ya? It was Pete.
Get out of here, E.J.
Get out of here, E.J. Nope.
Get this... eyewitness report
Give it to me!
Give it to me.
Give me the amulet, you bitch!
Give me...
Go away, Pete! Okay, question two.
Go back to my place for some pie.
Go! Go!
Go! Whoa!
God damn it, would you shut up?
God, can you believe Mr. Metzger?
God.
Good and evil
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show.
Good job.
Good night, Emily. Mwah.
Good night, sweetheart.
Good one, Fat Kid. Excellent question.
Good. Now. Gentlemen.
Goodnight, Scraps.
Guess what.
Guys, wait up!
Ha ha ha! Ho ho!
Ha ha ha! Why are you such a lame oid?
Ha ha!
Ha, ha. That's very funny.
Have not, at some point in time...
He could not. You're being such a dork!
He doesn't have nards! Do it! Do it!
He said Dracula knows we're here.
He walks around. He wears pants.
He was to battle those forces himself.
He was watching!
He won't wake up!
He would still return from the grave. That was part seven.
He's found the amulet! There's... There's no time!
He's friends with us.
He's not a virgin, you stupid!
Hello. Yeah?
Help!
Hey, asshole.
Hey, Frankie.
Hey, Rudy.
Hey, slick.
Hey, sweetheart.
Hey, we're tryin' to do the test here, you know.
Hey!
Hey! Fat Kid!
Hey! Hey, hold it right there a minute.
Hey! I said to stop right there.
Ho ho! All right!
Holy shit! Kid, watch it!
Holy shit! Uh, sor... cow. Um, I'm sorry.
Home.
Honey, I'm a cop, okay?
Honey... I love your father.
Horace.
How can we trust Scary German Guy?
How do you like your new home?
How you say, uh...
How?
However, our friend Mr. Van Helsing
Huddle up, you guys.
Huh? Oh, I got that for you today
Human standards do not apply, do they?
Hurry! Get all your men and send them
I already did.
I am excited. Are you excited? I'm thrilled.
I am trying to explain...
I apologize. All right? Ha ha ha!
I can hear you fine.
I can see it in your eyes, Del.
I can't believe it.
I can't hear you! No, no, no! I said missing!
I consider this an exciting lead.
I dig it, man.
I do regret the dosage, my friend.
I don't believe this!
I don't believe this.
I don't want the children...
I got it. All right. I got him now.
I gotta go out with your Mother tonight.
I guess I must have a stupidity problem.
I guess it's feasible, Del.
I had a lousy night, all right?
I hear he killed his Dad.
I hear you.
I heard my Dad talking on the telephone
I know it sounds crazy, but... Bad news.
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I? A dork.
I know you are, but what am I? A dork.
I know you are, but what am I? Sean.
I love you.
I mean it, spaz.
I mean Sean,
I mean, a priest said, I now pronounce you man and wife,
I mean, Ms. Carlson's a nice teacher and all,
I mean... No, thanks.
I must sleep soon,
I notice little things like that.
I saw him!
I saw him. He was watching us.
I saw Scary German Guy!
I should have a party?
I smell like the '40s.
I suppose I do.
I thought monsters were cool.
I thought they were dead.
I thought they were with you.
I thought you quit smoking.
I thought you'd never ask.
I told you he didn't want to be in the club.
I want to see a stupid movie.
I want you to find them and take the diary.
I want you to retrieve it for me.
I was a kid once.
I will have your son.
I would've heard them.
I...
I'll get home early.
I'll give you a hint.
I'll see you in a few hours.
I'll stay here and make spooky sounds.
I'll talk to him about it, sweetheart.
I'll think about stuff, and you can tell me
I'm a very good policeman. You know that?
I'm a very good policeman. You know?
I'm beginnin' to like this club.
I'm flunking German!
I'm flyin' a World War II bomber
I'm gonna check it out.
I'm important.
I'm in the God damn club, aren't I?
I'm not sayin' anything.
I'm sorry it's such a pain in the ass for you with my stupid little job!
I'm sorry. Spider? With human head.
I'm tellin' Mom on you!
I'm the leader of this squad,
I'm the one they shot last night!
I've waited all year to see this movie!
If one could gain possession
If they blew him up, put his head in a blender,
If they do not cooperate...
If we don't find it before he does, we're beast bait.
If you're a virgin. What?
In detail.
In the closet?
Indestructible?
Interesting.
Is concentrated good.
Is cool.
Is Frankenstein the name of the monster or the guy who made him?
Is hang around, and the guys touch her tits.
Is it? Please?
Is she a vershion?
Is she a virgin? Why don't you put it
Is so delicately attempting to inquire,
Is the degree to which you may have or...
Isn't that right?
It is a talisman
It is our time.
It is tomorrow's date,
It means I love you.
It was boss! I saw Dracula!
It's an old mansion!
It's been so long.
It's in Rambo.
It's like Miami Vice, I think.
It's locked is what it is.
It's okay, you guys!
It's okay.
It's rad!
It's this whole death thing I'm not crazy about.
It's us.
It's your last chance for pie.
It's your now.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus... Christ!
Judy!
Judy? Steve?
Just a shot.
Just for a night!
K Mart? I don't know. Gimme a break.
Keep your voice down.
Kick him in the nards!
Kick him in the nards! What?
Know any virgins?
Know in a minute. Rudy?
Last night, near the ambulance crash,
Let go of her! Let go! Aah!
Let it begin.
Let me in, E.J.! Let me in!
Let's ask him to leave, okay?
Let's be firemen instead.
Let's get him! Let's go!
Let's go.
Lieutenant, you wanna come over
Lighten up, Patrick.
Like Math Squad instead, you know...
Like, real ones.
Limbo, stupid.
Listen to me. Come on, man.
Listen, I gotta go downtown.
Listen. You are not gonna sleep
Lock me up!
Lock... Yeah. I'm a werewolf! I'm a werewolf!
Long black hearse. No plates.
Long... time...
Look at that big, scary monster!
Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes!
Look, I have a glandular problem, okay?
Look, I know this will sound pretty stupid,
Look, I'm sorry.
Look, Patrick, I told you before,
Look, you've got me upset!
Look! It's 20 minutes till midnight!
Look. I think there's monsters.
Look. It's important.
Look. It's Van Helsing's diary.
Look. We got two consolations.
Lots of them.
Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
Marriage counselor.
Master wants children dead.
Master.
Master... is near.
Maybe he doesn't even speak English.
Maybe he's a German spy.
Maybe I'm just a big kid,
Maybe the monsters got them.
Maybe the monsters got them.
Maybe we could be
Maybe we could go back to the clubhouse
Meeting adjourned.
Meow. Meow.
Mmm... I give up.
Mom said they found it in an old house
Mom said you have to let me in the club,
Mommy!
Monster test.
Monsters are not.
Monsters hate religious stuff.
Most, um... lethal...
Mummy came in my house.
My God! Abraham Van Helsing.
My God! You scared me!
My God.
My name...
My prize. Oh...
My sister takes German in high school.
Never mind about that.
No hiding, never, from me.
No way!
No way! Yes, way.
No, he can't! Yes, he can.
No, Sir!
No, you pinhead! He was a werewolf! Maybe.
No!
No!
No!
No! Come back.
No! No! No! No! Don't hang up!
No? No, what do you mean, no?
No.
No. Only us.
No. Only us.
Nope. Sorry, Rudy.
Not a single word.
Not be dead. See,
Not really.
Not silver ones.
Now can I be in the Monster Club?
Now that you mention it...
Now, get outta here.
Now, he's the one that fights Godzilla. Right?
Now, I'm sure both of you know
Now, look.
Now, where were we?
Now, would I?
Number one, Frankenstein's on our side.
Of course he would've. What a stupid question.
Of course you did.
Of the amulet before those forces...
Officer, please! Lock me up!
Oh, a cinch. Piece of cake. Yeah.
Oh, go for it.
Oh, God! You don't understand! You've gotta... Oh!
Oh, God. Did not.
Oh, good one. We're not at war with Germany anymore.
Oh, great. A feeb. A dork.
Oh, he's just a dude on welfare.
Oh, he's just trying to scare you, honey.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Some guy kisses her at night?
Oh, real good.
Oh, sheriff. You scared us.
Oh, shit!
Oh, we got a problem.
Oh, you're a riot.
Oh.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... Van Helsing,
Okay, come on, read the book. Go!
Okay, monsters!
Okay, remember... rendezvous position A,
Okay, right. Then what?
Okay, skanks,
Okay, so what's German for...
Okay, so, say we get the amulet.
Okay, so, what's the other way?
Okay, you guys. We should let him in on one condition.
Okay!
Okay! Read! Go!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Rudy, find some silver bullets.
Okay. Um, Sis... me and Ru...
Okay. We're all here.
Okay. Well. Good luck, butt love. Sean.
Old age? Falling out a window.
Old friend.
On Shadowbrook Road.
On the 6:00 news, you little shit?
On the bulletin board
On this date,
Once every hundred years,
Only once, every hundred years,
Only one way to kill a werewolf.
Ooh!
Ooh! Oh!
Oops. Gotta go.
Oops. I tore it.
Or else it's prescruption.
Or Nature Squad.
Or put him on TV! Fat Kid.
Or we're all gonna die!
Or, in any case,
Out.
Ow! God!
Pal, it's only a movie. Look, tomorrow night,
Patrick, come in.
Patrick, come on!
Patrick, just give me some slack! No!
Patrick! Come in. Patrick.
Perfect.
Perhaps we should all
Phoebe, have a life. Okay?
Phoebe!
Phoebe!
Phoebe!
Phoebe! That's my daughter!
Phoebe?
Phoebe.
Phoebe.
Phoebe. Don't go!
Please copy.
Please don't go away, Frankenstein!
Please!
Please? Can't we go home? Just great.
Please. Please. Hey, Del.
Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're gettin' up here.
Prove it.
Put out an APB.
Put the cuffs on him.
Put your basic lid on it.
Rather an odd looking thing,
Read it? Come on, read!
Read!
Returns from the grave?
Right between the prom committee notes...
Right there in the police station!
Rudy, I, uh... Shh!
Rudy, I'm not gonna... Eat up!
Rudy!
Rudy! Are you gonna listen or look out the window?
Rudy! Come on. It's a monster test.
Rudy?
Rudy. Question.
Rudy... Eat.
Rudy's in love.
Say goodnight to Scraps.
Says it's from that old house
Sc...
Scary German Guy.
Scary German Guy.
Scary German Guy's bitchin'.
Scary house... real monsters...
Scary?
Scr...
Scra aps.
Sean says when it lightnings, monsters come.
Sean, are you crazy?
Sean, can you hear me?
Sean, he always returns from the grave.
Sean, he give me the creeps.
Sean, he's in Junior high.
Sean, look out!
Sean, no!
Sean, no.
Sean, please don't die.
Sean, we gotta get an adult.
Sean!
Sean!
Sean!
Sean!
Sean!
Sean! Aah!
Sean! Can you hear me? Where are you?
Sean! Please! Aah!
Sean?
Sean.
Sean.
Second way to kill a vampire.
Second way to kill a werewolf?
See you later... Band Aid breath.
See you met my friend Horace.
Send backup! Hurry it up!
She can't read! She's five years old!
She? A virgin?
She's fine.
She's married, Sean.
Shoot any crooks today? Afraid not.
Shoot.
Silver bullet?
Since now!
Since when?
Sir, the thing I don't understand is
So let's just try to find the amulet...
So listen up.
So listen very carefully.
So very long.
So what?
So what? He got shot, and the werewolf took his body?
So you can forget it.
So, how do we know
So, nobody took the Mummy.
So, what do we do?
So, what do you say? Are we Monster Squad...
So, where you two goin' tonight?
So? Ja?
Something's out there, and it's killin' people!
Son, I love you dearly, but do me a favor.
Soon, the creatures of the night shall rule the world.
Soon, Van Helsing...
Sorry, Mrs. Carlson.
Spider with human head?
Suck on this, you son of a bitch.
Sunlight. Ha ha ha! Fat Kid,
Sure. We can go into the closet.
Tell me about it. He touched me and patted my shoulders and stuff.
Tell you about the homos and people with cat heads...
Thank you.
Thanks a lot, Pete.
Thanks, Mister, uh, guy. Now, here we go.
That girl's your sister?
That happens every day. Skip that.
That means it can't be destroyed.
That she is...
That we're gonna go all the way out to Shadowbrook Road
That's a walkin' dead guy.
That's discrimination, jerkoid.
That's enough.
That's Godzilla.
That's it, Del.
That's it. Shoot him with a sliver bullet.
That's quite all right.
That's right.
That's so easy.
That's why Sean and the guys call her Meow Mix,
The amulet becomes vulnerable,
The amulet is in here. Very near, yes.
The amulet, so nearly as I can translate,
The amulet's there, anyway?
The body's missing! It's the second one tonight.
The book was right.
The candle keeps it away?
The cavalry! Thank Christ.
The forces of good and evil...
The guy was fully homo ing out.
The guy. Right.
The guys are dead! Get a clue!
The guys will blab the entire plot!
The kids.
The Mummy came in my house.
The ones with your names on them?
The part about the equilibrium.
The plot separates you from my five bucks.
The problem is, 2,000 year old dead guys
Then he died to help us.
Then I get a call from some nutcase
Then the balance
Then what?
There is another option.
There was a guy screaming he was a werewolf.
There's a monster in my closet.
There's an old church in the town Plaza.
They did. And he returns from his grave.
They must've been regular bullets,
They'll lock him up in a cage or something.
Think this book might be important.
This babe is major.
This case is too hard, man.
This is a great job. I'm really happy.
This is German.
This is great!
This is the best part.
This is...?
This was the last entry.
Three minutes. The girl. Now!
Time's runnin' out.
To a guy down at the police station.
Told ya.
Tomorrow night? That'll be too late!
Tomorrow night? What do we have to do again?
Tomorrow night.
Tonight's question What makes Fat Kid fat?
Trying to hide from me the very thing that is mine.
Two ways to kill a vampire.
Uh, request confirmation.
Uh, request, uh, cadaver...
Uh, that is a B 17, in case you are wondering.
Uh, uh, uh, uh!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh! Unh!
Uhh?
Uhh...
Um, Sean?
Um... Car crash?
Understand?
Unh!
Unh! Uhh!
Unit 7, come in, please.
Up on Shadowbrook Road.
Us...12 years old? Remember?
Van Helsing's diary...
Wait a minute! There is more to this!
Wait till midnight... and?
Wait! Read!
Wait. Am I in or what?
Wait. I just want to say one thing.
Wake up, old friend.
Wake up! Wake up!
Wash up for dinner, guys.
We can do that.
We could look at rocks, collect birds.
We don't know that, Sir.
We don't, but it's all we have to go on. Sean.
We found the amulet, but now there's monsters after us.
We get a virgin.
We got Scary German Guy to help us!
We just wanted to know...
We just went through some major shit,
We kinda have this monster club, okay?
We pull this off, I'm gonna shit!
We'll just have to do it right here.
We're almost there. Everything set with you?
We're at war with Vietnam.
Well, according to this rather curious book
Well, Dad, uh, some of the guys and me
Well, good for Rudy.
Well, he is a little bit gross, Sean.
Well, now he's not here. He's gone. Vanished. History.
Well, our virgin takes the amulet,
Well, something funny's...
Well, then which is the really tall one?
Well, uh, I'll, uh, go have a bite
Well, we can, Sir.
Well, well, well.
Well, who are you?
Well, you can't. You're baby sitting.
Well... does it describe the procedure at all?
Well... no amulet.
Well... Steve, but he doesn't count!
Well... what if he's dead?
Were maybe gonna go see Groundhog Day Part 12 tonight, only if it's okay with you.
What about the hood ornament?
What are you doin'? Haven't you read The Hardy Boys?
What are you talkin' about?
What did you want to ask me?
What do they do? They blow him away
What do we want to ask you.
What for? What do you mean, what for?
What other kind of light is there durin' the day?
What your brother
What, do I look in the index for big, scary mansion?
What, you tryin' to tell me
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Did I hear plot?
What'd you say, faggot? What'd you say?
What'd you say, faggot? What'd you say?
What's a squad?
What's on your mind?
What's the deal?
What's this, Mom?
When I'm thinking correctly!
When you're supposed to be paying attention.
Where are the monsters?
Where are you, Sean?
Where are you?
Where are you? Come in!
Where's Limbo?
Which like a great whirlwind,
Which wards off evil and is...
While you change into something more, um...
Who else are we gonna get to translate this thing?
Who needs baby sitting. Oh, come on, Dad!
Who tells you he's a werewolf?
Who the hell is she?
Who the hell is this?
Who?
Who's Eugene?
Who's shouting he's a werewolf!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whore ass.
Why don't we just go over and do it in Burger King?
Why would he lie about a thing like this?
Will lightning hit the house?
Will shift, and evil will rule.
With wooden crates in it and dead bodies.
With your Mother and me tonight,
Wolf dork?
Wolf dork.
Wolf man cannot drive a car. Yes, he can.
Wonderful. Great! Just what I need.
Would ya look?
Wuss?
Yah!
Yeah, we figured you guys were in trouble.
Yeah, we're here. Where are you?
Yeah, yeah, what he said!
Yeah! I'm glad you can see it in my eyes,
Yeah! Whoo hoo!
Yeah. He eats dogs and cats and rabbits.
Yeah. It's, what, Van Helsing something.
Yeah. What the hell's Monster Squad?
Yes, Sir.
Yes, Sir. Uh huh.
Yes! A virgin! We'll use the girl!
Yes! Come on! Let go! Let go!
Yes...
You and I'll go see Groundhog Day.
You did! I have absolutely no idea how!
You do that.
You don't understand! You gotta lock me up!
You dropped your Candy bar, E.J.
You gotta be kidding! You have a better idea?
You gotta put me in a cage!
You gotta stop it.
You guys are sick!
You guys meet up here a lot, or, uh...
You guys missed it! Oh! Fat Kid!
You guys,
You guys, I got it!
You guys!
You guys!
You guys! I saw Scary...
You have brought me,
You have the 915 H officer involved shooting en route?
You knew that when you bought the package.
You knock. You're our leader.
You looked.
You move, and I'll kill you!
You okay?
You pull some lever down and a secret door opens!
You see any more monsters?
You see, it's a full Moon!
You son of a bitch?
You stay there!
You understand?
You wanna ask me about the hood ornament?
You want to know what the plot is?
You, on the bed. Come on. Out. Out. Take a hike.
You're being a spaz!
You're closer! Just give me some slack! No way!
You're gonna piss him off.
You're not still scared, are you?
You're right.
You're thinkin' about your job,
Your disciples were very clumsy,
Your Mom did this when you were a little girl?
Your show, Ace.
Your sister doesn't speak German. All she does
Your sister wouldn't happen to live next door, would she?
10:00, doofus.
10:00. They're late.
2200 hours. Uhh...
EUGENE. I wasn't talking.
Please read! Oh, shit!
...and get the hell outta here.
...been dorked?
...I think science
...is missing.
...marriage counseling! For what?
...or what?
...science is real.
...then every hundred years,
...you will kill them.
'cause for a minute there I thought I had you fooled.
'cause her head's shaped like a cat head.
♪ And you'll never see such a ghastly sight ♪
♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
♪ Cut it loose and rock some more ♪
♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪
♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪
♪ Dance until your heart stops ♪
♪ Dance until your heart stops ♪
♪ Dance until your heart stops ♪
♪ Everybody, sing it ♪
♪ First came Dracula, now the Wolf man, too ♪
♪ From the mouth of babes comes dynamite ♪
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
♪ Gotta stop those creatures, send them back to hell ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ I don't need no easy chair ♪
♪ I don't wanna go home ♪
♪ I don't wanna leave the floor ♪
♪ I don't want to sit down ♪
♪ In a hundred years, in the darkest night ♪
♪ Maybe that'll shake 'em, make 'em slip and trip ♪
♪ Monster Squad ♪
♪ Monster Squad ♪
♪ Mummy and the creature from the Black Lagoon ♪
♪ No one will believe it ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ Now it's time to see what you got inside ♪
♪ Now we're gonna comb this big night under ♪
♪ Now we're gonna go in big like thunder ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, rock until you drop ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, rock ♪
♪ Or spend forever in the darkest void ♪
♪ Or there's no tomorrow, no saved by the Bell ♪
♪ Party till you die ♪
♪ Rock until you drop ♪
♪ Rock until you drop ♪
♪ Rock until you drop ♪
♪ Rock until you drop ♪
♪ Rock until you drop ♪
♪ Rockin' dude ♪
♪ So we gotta kick some monster butt instead ♪
♪ Someone turn the clock back ♪
♪ Someone turn the lights down ♪
♪ Speak some magic words from a virgin's lips ♪
♪ The amulet they must destroy ♪
♪ The forces of evil come out to fight ♪
♪ The Monster Squad gonna groove tonight ♪
♪ There's no place to run, nowhere to hide ♪
♪ There's no turnin' back, gotta fight the fight ♪
♪ They want darkness spread all across the land ♪
♪ This ain't Halloween or some phony deal ♪
♪ We ain't gonna go nowhere ♪
♪ We ain't gonna let this feelin' under ♪
♪ We ain't gonna let this feelin' under ♪
♪ We don't wanna hang with the walkin' dead ♪
♪ We gotta cut loose and turn it up all the way ♪
♪ We need silver bullets, we need wooden stakes ♪
♪ We're goin' all the way ♪
♪ We're the Monster Squad, and the forces of evil ♪
♪ We're the only ones left to make a stand ♪
♪ Who can stop their deadly might? ♪
♪ Who will stand up for the right?
♪ Work to do ♪
♪ Yeah, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Yeah, rock me ♪
♪ Yeah, the Monster Squad gonna get 'em tonight ♪
♪ Yeah, the Monster Squad gonna jam tonight ♪