Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990) Edit

A cow knows not what its tail's worth

A huhu

A little more.

A noted dermatologist and rumored of a villain.

Acquired me.

Actual sex before she was ten that I ever met in my life

After all, she is just a kid. They usually turn up..

Ah!

Aha

Aha...

All right.

All that day and all that night

All the album he devoted to her or all those interviews he did about her.

Alone

Amen

And he gave her everything he may in that song

And he named her, Roxy.

And I am aware of how hard this must be for you

And I buried her.

And I don't generally give that information to anybody

And if Dinky isn't

And it has got Olympics size swimming pool.

And it's , I saw her.

And it's , I saw her.

And it's tough time finding it though,

And it's what you've thought for?

And just, it'd make her more of a legend.

And likes you to come

And my boyfriend is gonna be here any minute, and he is got this thing of me of being here for.

And request that we enjoy the evening without her.

And sells it out

And she just sits there alone all the time?

And she was his pride and joy.

And so did I.

And that's

And the moon throbbed and he fought it with an angry sun

And then that happend.

And then, she stopped trying.

And this is kind of obvious

And we thank all the preliminary participants, especially ...

And we urge all those who still plan to take it with work done on it to

And what are you gonna do? Sail all the way in your ark?

And where she ate during her wandering years.

And you dyed it black,didn't you? After you promised me you wouldn't!

And you dyed it black,didn't you? After you promised me you wouldn't!

And you won't it wasn't about her ?

And, as an extra added treat, our very honored Miriam Tennalio will be joining G

And?

And? That's it?

Any volunteers?

Anybody we know?

Are you all right?

Are you OK?

As a matter of fact, it was in this very room

As I watched them drive away in it.

As we entering the kitchen, imagine with me for a moment if you will.

Ask god, I just .... I thought it was over...

At the expense of what other students?

Barb, come one, I think we should talk.

Barbey

Barbey Webb just walked in.

Barbey, I love you , and the kids.

Beanie, got your god damn skateboard.

Because I've seen what was gonna happen with people like you

Because she is our daughter.

Believe it or not, these are not all bad people.

Besides I'm leaving this place tomorrow anyway.

Bet you can't wait to see her, huh?

Beth!

Bought her underwear through a special catalog from Hollywood.

Bringing you Melissa Etheridge's rendition of

Bugs, or..

Bummer

But his first grand child, was a little girl

But I am not Roxy, am I ?

But I don't hear that drum...

But I said, no.

But I won't hand them, OK?

Buy her a box of candy

Buy her some flowers

Bye, Elizabeth

Can you give me some French bangs, or something?

Can you have this hand by tonight?

Can you make this hold till Friday?

Care for M&M?

Care for some little Fiddle Faddle?

Cause my mother is coming to get me.

Cause you are smarter than anyone I know

Cleveland will be a very expensive car ride.

Come in Danny.

Come on, not now.

Come on, Roxy!

Come on, you haven't said a word.

Come on.

Contest has been canceled by an almost unanimously vote at the PTA meeting last night

Correction.

Cosmetology and drama is nearing completion.

Could we?

Daddy!

Dandelions

Danny, don't do that with your potatoes.

Dave, Dave! How you doing, Dave?

Dave, try to be a cut above!

Dave?

Dave? Hey, Dave!

David

Denton!

Depends.

Did she love it?

Did you find her?

Did you hear that song In Roxy's Eyes?

Did you trade it for that new bow you are wearing?

Didn't give a shit where it lived.

Didn't promise I wouldn't as I tried not to.

Dinky , Honey!

Dinky , what do you say , we comb your hair?

Dinky ?!

Dinky Bossetti

Dinky Bossetti is here

Dinky Bossetti!

Dinky is an excellent student.

Dinky never showed up there today

Dinky never showed up there today

Dinky, are you sure?

Dinky, don't shut me out. I am just trying to help.

Dinky!

Dinky!

Dinky!

Dinky!

Dinky! Dinky stop!

Dinky! Honey?

Dinky! Honey?

Dinky?

Dinky? Are you away?

Dinky? Are you OK?

Dinky.

Dinky. Dink Bossetti

Do you generally give out this kind of information about your mother?

Do you know how bad this is for public relations?

Do you like the carpet?

Do you think I can deal with it?

Do you think I should go blonde?

Do you think so?

Do you want part on the right or on the left?

Don't

Don't be such a cliche!

Don't do that to him.

Don't feel sorry for me, because...

Don't talk to me like that.

Don't tell him I said that, OK?

Don't tell my boy friend I've said that, OK?

Don't you dare laugh at her.

Don't you ever wonder what happened to your first born?

Don't you get better things to do than to check up on me?

Don't you have anything to say?

Don't you have anything to say?

Don't you know this is a historic site?

Don't you?

Don't' sweat , Howells. She won't be around for long.

Due to circumstances beyond her control.

Eh, because...

Eh, I am really sorry about the other day #I will never be the same#

Eh, no. I went wherever I can think of, I almost

Eh, would have been..

Eh...

Especially we haven't seen them in 15 years.

Evelyn, if you don't mind, I really don't wanna talk about it.

Ever have you tried to talk to them about it?

Ever since I moved here, I thought so.

Except for Dave here, he is on his way to becoming a bologna sandwich.

Find another committee to put your energies into.

For socially inappropriate children

From a deep immaculate kiss

Furthermore, she is ugly.

Furthermore..

Gee, I can't tell you how privilege you make me feel.

Gerald

Gerald

Get over. Here is your own piece of comfort.

Gloria Sikes was there and she is gonna tell everybody about this.

Go for it.

Go on?

God damn it, Dinky!

God would bless it.

God would bless it.

God. I want to kiss you so bad right now, Dinky!

Gonna get there at 9.

Good, ha?

Goodbye, Dinky.

Guess what?

Hands down to do something.

Have been spayed with lacquer.

Have the carpet sold on Gloria Sikes

Have you been?

Heard it last night

Hell, I even heard a wimpy version in the elevator, huh, the other day.

Hell, I even heard a wimpy version in the elevator, huh, the other day.

Hell, I will be lucky if I sell five boats.

Hello, Evelyn

Hello, Melvin, Hello?

Her Mom... Who is her Mom?

Here

Here is a carpet of yours, and yours alone.

Here is Roxy's favorite flowers.

Here you've called , sweetheart.

Hey, Denton. It's about time

Hey, Dinky Bossetti. What happened to your bike?

Hey, Gerald, you want a ride?

Hey, Hey !

Hey, Melvin?

Hey, say it if you want.

Hey!

Hi

Hi, Barbey

Hi, big guy

Hi, Denton

Hmm, yes you do.

Honey. If I had your figure, I would show it off as much as possible.

How are you cole?

How are you doing ? How are you doing?

How are you, huh?

How come she left?

How could anyone not know?

How do you know Roxy Carmichael?

How do you know?

How do you know?

How have you been?

How is that hamburger gravy?

How it might have been is Caroline reached for some of Roxy's favorite foods

How long has this been going on?

How odd

Huh?

Huh. What kind of a father are you, anyway?

I am

I am also thrilled to report that we have acquired a wonderful band for the Roxy ball

I am back.

I am doing stuff, really.

I am fine, Evelyn.

I am glad they hate me. Let them. They hate Roxy Carmichael too

I am glad you're home

I am gonna go plant some up front.

I am gonna laugh at you someday, Gerald, Howells. # I knew your distant devil #

I am gonna rent a tux

I am gonna throw all that Pizza up I can just tell

I am here to amuse.

I am here to tell you, without any further redo

I am hungry.

I am never gonna see you again, am I?

I am not Roxy Carmichael and I couldn't care less what she would do.

I am not sure that there were very many people

I am really sorry, I have to be going.

I am so stupid.

I am sorry, Dinky!

I am working on it, ha?

I am.. oh I just took a rest from that for a while

I am.. oh I just took a rest from that for a while

I beg your pardon?

I brought on the misc over here when I became principal.

I cannot believe I waited this long to find a dress.

I didn't care, you know?

I didn't know that she was there real for you.

I don't buy your house

I don't have any gaps

I don't know

I don't know , Charmaine.

I don't know ! I didn't know, I swear I swear

I don't know.. I thought it was over!

I don't want to write anymore

I feel sorry for you, Dinky.

I forget.

I guess I sort of get carried away on account of that poem

I guess it's gonna take a little time, huh?

I guess it's got a lot to do with the fact that Dinky is adopted

I guess you are trying my stuff on now.

I had to bring it through the window

I heard Roxy killed her Mom

I heard that Roxy's mom spontaneously combusted.

I hereby, proclaim this:

I just can't wait to see whether Roxy has been able to keep her weight down

I just don't understand how something like this could have happened

I just would like to know what direction we were headed in

I know

I know it.

I know that's you in there!

I lied to myself.

I liked it.

I lost it.

I loved this..

I loved this..

I mean , he is.. he is a really possessive.

I mean , I really don't

I mean did she love that baby?

I mean he married you, didn't he?

I mean I know I couldn't handle it

I mean we have been together for almost a half first l year.

I put it outside the hospital emergency.

I put together a financial package that I think will enable us

I really appreciate this..

I really did.

I really don't see what the big deal is

I said last week that I am gonna follow my father's footsteps to become a dentist

I sat and I waited , until they took it away in an ambulance to the premature center over in Cleveland.

I saw your bike outside, Dinky.

I scare everybody.

I thin it has dignity.

I think we are gonna have to send her to a special place again.

I think yours are as nice as mine right now.

I thought maybe you liked me too.

I told her that I prefer books to dolls.

I told you about those cracks, didn't I? huh?

I told you about those cracks.

I wanna see those legs.

I want that bike in my junk collect sheet.

I want to know what was about Roxy Carmichael that made you not give a shit about anything else?

I want to know where we are going.

I wanted to give Dinky everything I never had.

I was at high school.

I was her best Friend, I should know.

I was maybe late for this

I was only six and a quarter, I can't remember everything.

I was sure she does, Rochelle.

I was that baby !

I was worried about you, Dinky.

I went to that hospital.

I would have a sense of style too if I stole as much shit as she did.

I would if I were you

I wouldn't worry about it too much

I write too, you know?

I... I can keep it. We can raise it...

I'd like to see Carmichael. She is a damn good business woman.

I'll do my best

I'm never gonna see you again, am I ?

I've tried.

If it was per Roxy Carmichael, it would at least have a chance.

In class if I embarrassed you

In Roxy's eyes

In the second act of King Leo Lear

Invent something great or murder someone?

Is it true that Roxy Carmichael bought that cotton candy machine when she was eight?

Is not me...

Is that the yellow sweater I bought for you last week?

Is there any particular reason why you are looking at me like that?

It gives me character.

It happens.

It is , huh?

It is extra for the hurry.

It isn't funny unless .. I want to have a normal family

It it's got something with Dinky, I want to know.

It never really had a chance.

It played for 23 weeks

It was a big dog.

It was a girl, wasn't it?

It was at that time that he had a dream about a young woman, named Roxy.

It was fun, Libby

It won't get to against Dinky anyway

It' because it's a special day , and the start of a special week.

It's 7:15 M. Good morning Clyde!

It's a good boy, That's a good boy

It's a strange kid.

It's all right

It's black

It's Dinky

It's good to want things.

It's good to want things.

It's just that I feel like we adopted a baby from Mars or something

It's just that I hate to take a chance , you know, and have it turn out bad

It's nice to meet you Dinky I have been watching you ever since I moved here.

It's not for you to understand, really.

It's not gonna matter after Friday, anyway.

It's not like anybody asks

It's not like I have some romantic notion I am suffering because my parents

It's not like, the world is against Dinky Bossetti.

It's not normal for her.

It's not that easy, you got a lot of work to do.

It's on and off

It's original.

It's really too bad.

It's the very best thing

It's usually the best thing

It's your bow...

Jack Slater's classic

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus, Dinky!

Jesus, Dinky. What are you doing?

Jesus. Dinky, do some with yourself.

Jesus...

Jim!

Just as long as you are back and tab from my mother's

Just like you

Just not to wake you up

Just say it! Gerald?

Kind of , I mean

Knowing that my husband's true love was coming home.

Lancer school?

Left.

Les, where are you going?

Let go

Let me off

Let me off~~

Let's give Louise a nice warm round of applause.

Let's please tell Mr Reems to stay.

Listen Barbey, I took psychology at Lorraine business school

Listen, I don't like the way some people treat you, but..

Look at her.

Look, Beth.

Look, cause I like you.

Look, here is the thought.

Look, I am late for school.

Loot at her

Mauren Milkusky and

May she rest in peace.

Me or Roxy Carmichael?

Me too.

More of an interest in yourself. I mean how do you look, you know?

Mother with the bride . Why didn't you try something on?

My book was a complete disaster.

My dad said you were taken to the station to get questioned?

My dad's been trying to put them on me for a long time

My father thinks that I should sue

My ideal of a family vacation was to go to work on the Alaska pipeline.

My parents were in the process of opening their carpet store when they

My real mother wants me back and I have to go with her

No

No , you could have it both wasted , I can't let you.

No kidding

No, Dinky. I don't

No, it isn't honey.

No, it's between me and Dinky

No, it's not because of Roxy

No, No, I just made a fresh pot of coffee.

No, She didn't exactly buy it.

No, thank you.

No, you are not Roxy

No?

No? You?

No.

Nobody talks to me.

Not a lot!

Not Again...

Not perhaps.

Not that matters

Not to each other, but then...

Not yet, but...

Now , if you just follow me this way please?

Now before I freeze

Now I scout here

Now Romeo and Juliet

Now we have four more of her original poems before we finish

Now, as you can see

Now, I am going to turn the microphone over to Louise Garweski

Now, let's all try and have a nice family meal.

Now, look at what you made me do

Now...

Of course you do, honey.

Of course, I understand completely.

Officer Billings

Oh, Beth! This is Ronald Reems. Ronald, this is Elizabeth Zaks.

Oh, come on , guess.

Oh, God

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I got time

Oh, I understand

Oh, Jesus. You don't know when to leave me up ,do you?

Oh, My god

Oh, of course.

Oh, right

Oh, sure.

Oh, Thank you.

Oh, yes, she had it alright. Just 3 month early, that's all.

Oh, yes, she was..

Oh!

Oh!

Oh~ Hi, Dad.

OK, close you eyes now.

Ok, Dinky

Ok, Stay , Stay.

OK, you go out and you do something real special for her.

Ok? All right, go.

Okay...

Once?

Once?

Open up in there or I will tear the door know.

Pardon me?

People for that matter don't understand me, I mean , so what?

Perhaps...

Places, I am going to places.

Pretty close

Promise me, OK?

Put your knees on your territory

Revealing?

Right

Ronald is here to do a study with Dinky Bossetti.

Roxy Carmichael always took a chance.

Roxy Carmichael has the greatest thighs I've ever seen

Roxy Carmichael is my mother. Don't you, Daddy?

Roxy Carmichael is your mother?

Roxy Carmichael loves these too.

Roxy Carmichael will not be able to attend her very own ball and dedication services

Roxy Carmichael will not be able to attend her very own ball and dedication services

Roxy is oxidizing Evelyn.

Roxy wanted it that way.

Roxy was gonna have a baby

Roxy was my girl friend.

Roxy was the first pro to

Roxy wasn't good at math

Roxy will be dressed of a hell if it.

Roxy, Carmichael !!

Roxy! Roxy! Roxy! Roxy!

Roxy? Where is Roxy?

Said they were wild and free.

Say some thing.

Say some thing.

Say something, Denton.

See you when I am famous .

See? You don't risk anything Dinky, and that's why you don't anyting back.

Send her back to that high school and everything...

She authorized. I hear she said for life.

She can't help the way she feels, neither can I , I mean.

She come back here to get me and we are gonna have fun. We are gonna have some kind of fun.

She couldn't help to chill

She cried for 3 days.

She didn't save a country or..

She had a definite cheapness about her but

She has however sent a dedication pack

She is a good cater too.

She is better than in the summers now, but she is always getting scent and or somewhere the kind of weirdness

She is gonna be all little doll.

She is gonna need some

She is just..

She is my mother and that's that!

She is no more real for me than she is for you?

She is not here. Look around!

She is not my mother.

She just is not like us at all.

She keeps saying her Mom's coming here to get her

She knew that she left him while they were still in love,

She left.

She loved animals.

She loved that dog. She used to ride it.

She loved that kitty fams.

She never wanted any of that.

She reminds me a lot of Roxy, you know.

She said while it was a girl inside her that was a real special child.

She says her mother is Roxy Carmichael

She spread her two ripe dripping limbs

She stole it from the Cleveland Zoo after they kicked her out for riding a pig and the kitty fams.

She told everybody she felt like I was rosemary's baby.

She used to say they were smart for flowers.

She was his true love.

She was in a song, and that's why she is so famous?

She was my wife.

She was not, she..

She was the girl in that song

She will be back, won't she Les?

She won't even as much to say hello to you on Friday because she won't remember who you are!

She would have been a legend with or without that god damn song

She would have been a legend with or without that god damn song

She's coming home you know?

She's maintained practically A and ever since elementary school

She's smart

Shit. He told me that you told them as I fight Dinky Bossetti all the time.

Show some manners!

Shut up. I am trying to sleep

Sigh.

Sigh....

Sign

Since for 7'th grade

Slow it down ! Keep it coming. Keep it coming!

So do I.

So good, oh!

So good, oh!

So I guess it was sort of a natural thing for them to think of me as another piece of carpet.

So something about us?

So tiny.

So what ?

So what have you done and what to do about her?

So why hasn't he fixed your gaps?

So you are gonna do this for me, right? You are gonna come here after school and feed them for me.

So you can be my girlfriend...

So you don't have to worry

So you know how was someone as new in school?

So you mean I am the only other person who know.

So you were a counselor when you looked in New York too then, huh?

So, want to talk about your Scotty Sandholzer?

So, why did she leave him?

So..

Some sort of remnant.

Something.

Sorry I am not trying to understand yourself you know.

Starting tomorrow, there will be hourly tours of Roxy Carmichael's birth place.

Starting tomorrow, there will be hourly tours of Roxy Carmichael's birth place.

Still I think the baby had due been 7 months and 12 days old instead of ..

Still makes money of it whenever it played

Stocking she used to wear, en ya...

Straighten your head.

Stuff

Stunning.

Take the baby without me

Take these !

Thanks

Thanks

That goes for every school she has been in and out since then.

That is ugly flowers

That Roxy first tried to creating a center of cosmetology and drama.

That sure looks like Daddy's truck...

That was a 32 dollar sweater , Miss.

That was a 32 dollar sweater , Miss.

That' too bad, Dinky!

That's a disaster

That's Daddy's truck ! That's Daddy's truck !

That's how she died

That's when she was here.

That's when we first met.

That's why you are hiding out in Clyde?

The campus is located in a beautiful whole pastoral scene.

The Cheetos and the M&Ms

The doctor thinks I can conceive now

The hams were good.

The house was built in 1927 by Roxy's grandfather, Carl, Michael, Carmichael.

The official chairwoman of the Welcome home, Roxy committee

The people hate Roxy like they hate Dinky?

Them.

Then, one day I just packed up everything and I left.

There are real people

There are some things we are gonna have to work out if this house is going to hold the 3 of us

There isn't anything wrong with that.

There you go , ladies.

There you go, defending her again.

Thereby ensuring that no

They are throwing food at her. What would be a normal reaction, if you throw the food back that them?

They both scare people in the same way I guess.

They need me after practice today. Aren't they?

They'd probably figured that out for themselves

Think Dinky will like them?

Think mine will be as nice as yours someday?

This

This has helped a lot..

This has helped a lot..

This is a good talk we have.

This is Genny Durant coming to you on the day our Roxy returns.

This is nice, isn't it?

This is the actual dining room

This is the Clyde police department.

This is unlike Dinky

To be closer to her

To hell, we were kids you know? Didn't mean anything.

To our understanding that Dinky may have a learning problem.

Today?

Told me she want to get over with.

Touch me

Tsk, little bitch

Tsk, think about that movie.

Turns out to be as right a candidate for Lancer as we think

Uh huh?

Uncurtained window, huh?

Unless we would like to have a child of his own

Until it's lost it

Us , very much

Very beautiful

Very nice.

Wait

Wait a minute. She thinks Roxy is her mother?

Wait, Dinky!

Wanna think about it?

Was she pretty?

Watch him

Watch it, Gerald.

Watch you?

We are official closed you know?

We close at 4 today.

We got married on her 10th birthday.

We have a good thing here, Barbey.

We have a really good thing.

We have a sale on Al bloom weather wave next week.

We have simulated life just as when Roxy lived here

We just don't fit.

We just totally remodeled this building.

We were very proud of fact that we have Olympics size pool

We've been talking for 8 years, Denton.

We've talked about this.

Well the chance is not everyday that a legend returns to Clyde

Well what, Libby?

Well, actually it's more than just for socially inappropriate students

Well, as beautiful as place like that can be

Well, Dinky Bossettis really got to make fun of her, cause she is Dinky!

Well, for one thing she is new

Well, he had seven sons, much to Carl's dismay.

Well, I burned out in New York, too.

Well, I didn't tell mine.

Well, I don't really have much of a choice...

Well, I don't think I can make it. I am not big on parties

Well, it's a school for gifted children.

Well, let me ask you this, Mr Reems. Have you ever talked with Dinky Bossetti?

Well, nobody else wanted them.

Well, she did the other day.

Well, there is nothing normal when it comes to Dinky

Well..

Well...

Well...

Weren't cause of me. Can't tell you that right now.

What about our stuff?

What about the baby?

What about you? I mean, don't you ever wonder about that baby?

What am I to get it and understand?

What are you doing Howells? We got to get going if # But you guarded them like a lie #

What are you doing?

What are you looking at?

What are you talking about ? She never even wore underwear

What are you thinking of

What did she do that was so great, huh?

What did you do that for? Huh ?

What do you mean? Where are you going?

What do you think?

What do you want in this historical site?

What for?

What for?

What happened to it?

What is going on here?

What is she famous for?

What is she famous for?

What kind of a father do you think I am?

What kind of special place?

What the f**k?

What with Roxy coming back to town at all.

What would make you do such a thing as to lock yourself in Roxy Carmichael's room and ....

What you mean was ? I mean , Didn't Roxy have the baby?

What, she what?

What?

What?

What's going on? Babey?

What's it look like?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the matter ?

What's the matter with that lady, Mom?

What's the matter?

Whatever we'll talk about it the weekend

Wheaton!

Wheaton!

Wheaton!

Wheaton!

Wheaton!

Wheaton?

When do they all come from?

When I know, it took an hour and a half.

When she comes Watch out the street now

When she heard Roxy's not coming back

Where Roxy Carmichael ate her meals

Who helped you jump in Clyde?

Who likes you and will ring you again in a minute.