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Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) is a thrilling action-packed movie that takes viewers

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) is a thrilling action-packed movie that takes viewers deep into the world of espionage and secret agents. Directed by Matthew Vaughn, the film follows the journey of a young street kid named Eggsy, played by Taron Egerton, who is recruited into a top-secret spy organization known as Kingsman. Alongside a star-studded cast including Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, and Mark Strong, Egerton's character uncovers a dangerous global plot that threatens the entire world.

Filled with intense fight sequences and a mix of humor and heart, Kingsman: The Secret Service became a major hit upon its release. If you're a fan of the movie, you can immerse yourself in its world once again by playing and downloading the sounds associated with it here.

A bespoke suit always fits.
A bespoke suit always fits.
A classic pairing.
A classic pairing.
A cull is our only hope.
A cull is our only hope.
A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times.
A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times.
A good man.
A good man.
A Kingsman agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure.
A Kingsman agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure.
A Kingsman agent.
A Kingsman agent.
A poison, harmless when ingested...
A poison, harmless when ingested...
A pug?
A pug?
A simple switch will do.
A simple switch will do.
A simple switch?
A simple switch?
A tailor?
A tailor?
A word of advice.
A word of advice.
A young man who is loyal.
A young man who is loyal.
About the world healing itself, or some such.
About the world healing itself, or some such.
Above the politics and bureaucracy...
Above the politics and bureaucracy...
Absurdly basic neuro linguistic programming technique.
Absurdly basic neuro linguistic programming technique.
Actually, the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck.
Actually, the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck.
After you nicked his car...
After you nicked his car...
AIDS!
AIDS!
All his rich mates, they get to live...
All his rich mates, they get to live...
All I got was this on the way in.
All I got was this on the way in.
All right, everybody on your feet!
All right, everybody on your feet!
All right, first lesson.
All right, first lesson.
All right, we should be coming back online.
All right, we should be coming back online.
All right?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All those innocent people killed and for what?
All those innocent people killed and for what?
All three of you, pack your bags, go home.
All three of you, pack your bags, go home.
Although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one...
Although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one...
Am I meant to find that reassuring?
Am I meant to find that reassuring?
Am I the expendable candidate?
Am I the expendable candidate?
Amelia, Eggsy.
Amelia, Eggsy.
Amelia, isn't it?
Amelia, isn't it?
Amen to that.
Amen to that.
An oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing.
An oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing.
And a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life.
And a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life.
And a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend, it is, too.
And a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend, it is, too.
And anyone he thinks is worth saving, he's keeping them safe...
And anyone he thinks is worth saving, he's keeping them safe...
And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude...
And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude...
And don't forget your membership proposal.
And don't forget your membership proposal.
And focus on birth.
And focus on birth.
And have a lovely afternoon, madam.
And have a lovely afternoon, madam.
And have them report to UK HQ...
And have them report to UK HQ...
And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he?
And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he?
And he's drove off.
And he's drove off.
And history will see Valentine...
And history will see Valentine...
And I am never ever going to agree!
And I am never ever going to agree!
And I hope not to be scraping one of you up.
And I hope not to be scraping one of you up.
And I really, really appreciate you travelling all this way...
And I really, really appreciate you travelling all this way...
And I say to you...
And I say to you...
And I will see you all in the new age.
And I will see you all in the new age.
And I'm sure you saw how well trained he was...
And I'm sure you saw how well trained he was...
And if it weren't for his courage...
And if it weren't for his courage...
And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses...
And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses...
And if you look closely on the back, there's a number.
And if you look closely on the back, there's a number.
And it all went tits up.
And it all went tits up.
And it's all good.
And it's all good.
And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof.
And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof.
And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Château d'Yquem for pudding?
And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Château d'Yquem for pudding?
And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit!
And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit!
And my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help.
And my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help.
And no one in the whole world will notice!
And no one in the whole world will notice!
And on this occasion...
And on this occasion...
And once you've deployed, you'll need to release for descent, fast.
And once you've deployed, you'll need to release for descent, fast.
And Party!
And Party!
And pretend you're going to court, dressed like that?
And pretend you're going to court, dressed like that?
And remember, try to blend in.
And remember, try to blend in.
And since I'm going to Royal Ascot...
And since I'm going to Royal Ascot...
And so began our other venture.
And so began our other venture.
And speeding it will cost a fortune.
And speeding it will cost a fortune.
And take care of your mum, too.
And take care of your mum, too.
And tell her I love her.
And tell her I love her.
And thank you for such a happy meal.
And thank you for such a happy meal.
And that means, he's disrespecting you.
And that means, he's disrespecting you.
And that we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take?
And that we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take?
And that's some pretty old money you're from.
And that's some pretty old money you're from.
And the baby...
And the baby...
And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.
And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.
And then I brought him home and continued to care for him...
And then I brought him home and continued to care for him...
And then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you...
And then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you...
And there can be no turning back...
And there can be no turning back...
And utilize my communications network for free.
And utilize my communications network for free.
And we get the added benefit of wiping out the Kingsman.
And we get the added benefit of wiping out the Kingsman.
And we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer.
And we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer.
And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
And what about them? What makes them so special?
And what about them? What makes them so special?
And when I say win over...
And when I say win over...
And who wants to do something good with his life.
And who wants to do something good with his life.
And who's Harry Hart?
And who's Harry Hart?
And world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers.
And world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers.
And yet, some still doubt...
And yet, some still doubt...
And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
And you have the power to galvanize the people.
And you have the power to galvanize the people.
And you know why I quit?
And you know why I quit?
And you, Eggsy.
And you, Eggsy.
And you, Lancelot.
And you, Lancelot.
And you, too, Prime Minister.
And you, too, Prime Minister.
And you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape.
And you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape.
And you're one of the few powerful men who seems to share my concerns.
And you're one of the few powerful men who seems to share my concerns.
And your next of kin...
And your next of kin...
And, apparently, you need one of these penguin suits...
And, apparently, you need one of these penguin suits...
And, obviously, I had my people look into your affairs...
And, obviously, I had my people look into your affairs...
Another coincidence. So am I.
Another coincidence. So am I.
Any chance you can turn them on?
Any chance you can turn them on?
Any idiot can read a heads up display.
Any idiot can read a heads up display.
Anybody willing to donate that much...
Anybody willing to donate that much...
Anyone? Hello?
Anyone? Hello?
Are these all Kingsmen?
Are these all Kingsmen?
Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?
Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?
Are working together to find the person behind these abductions.
Are working together to find the person behind these abductions.
Are you mental, cuz?
Are you mental, cuz?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sure we're out of range?
Are you sure we're out of range?
Are you taking the fucking piss?
Are you taking the fucking piss?
Are you wearing color contacts?
Are you wearing color contacts?
Aren't you that princess who went missing?
Aren't you that princess who went missing?
Arthur, Harry's dead.
Arthur, Harry's dead.
Arthur, I'm sorry.
Arthur, I'm sorry.
Arthur, please.
Arthur, please.
Arthur?
Arthur?
Arthur.
Arthur.
Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman.
Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman.
Arthur's in the dining room, sir.
Arthur's in the dining room, sir.
Arthur's phone is receiving update texts about getting to safety.
Arthur's phone is receiving update texts about getting to safety.
As a good friend once said...
As a good friend once said...
As any of them.
As any of them.
As did I.
As did I.
As Hemingway said, There is nothing noble...
As Hemingway said, There is nothing noble...
As in, locked up.
As in, locked up.
As long as you agree to all my terms.
As long as you agree to all my terms.
As long as you agree to my conditions.
As long as you agree to my conditions.
As Professor Arnold always said...
As Professor Arnold always said...
As some of you will have learned last night...
As some of you will have learned last night...
As the man who saved humanity from extinction.
As the man who saved humanity from extinction.
As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.
As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.
As you wish. Take a look at this.
As you wish. Take a look at this.
Ascot requires top hat.
Ascot requires top hat.
Assemble the Kingsmen.
Assemble the Kingsmen.
At ease.
At ease.
At Imperial College this morning.
At Imperial College this morning.
At least the girl's got balls.
At least the girl's got balls.
At least untie me.
At least untie me.
Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hands.
Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hands.
Because as far as I'm concerned, every single one of you has failed.
Because as far as I'm concerned, every single one of you has failed.
Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret.
Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret.
Because my mum went mental.
Because my mum went mental.
Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
Because their mum is a one legged lesbian.
Because their mum is a one legged lesbian.
Because, I swear, I'll rip your head off.
Because, I swear, I'll rip your head off.
Beijing.
Beijing.
Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth.
Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth.
Being in that bag.
Being in that bag.
Best of luck with everything.
Best of luck with everything.
Bingo, the game. You have played bingo, right?
Bingo, the game. You have played bingo, right?
Bingo?
Bingo?
Bloody well done.
Bloody well done.
Bollocks.
Bollocks.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Bruv, just leave it. Let's just go, man.
Bruv, just leave it. Let's just go, man.
Bullshit! Just bring these two closer together.
Bullshit! Just bring these two closer together.
But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant.
But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant.
But at a time convenient to you...
But at a time convenient to you...
But he had to be sure they didn't blab to the wrong people beforehand.
But he had to be sure they didn't blab to the wrong people beforehand.
But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?
But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?
But I promise you, by the time I've found out who he works for...
But I promise you, by the time I've found out who he works for...
But I think that one day, you might be as good a spy...
But I think that one day, you might be as good a spy...
But if I do have to, and you're inside the target...
But if I do have to, and you're inside the target...
But if I had, I would have given you an extra helping of secret sauce.
But if I had, I would have given you an extra helping of secret sauce.
But my dad saved your life, yeah?
But my dad saved your life, yeah?
But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
But sleight of hand...
But sleight of hand...
But that's not yours.
But that's not yours.
But the old ones...
But the old ones...
But there, too, there are exceptions.
But there, too, there are exceptions.
But there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home.
But there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home.
But there's hope, okay?
But there's hope, okay?
But what's curious, is he's not actually missing.
But what's curious, is he's not actually missing.
But why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp?
But why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp?
By 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War One.
By 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War One.
By the time I count to ten...
By the time I count to ten...
By the way...
By the way...
By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off the peg.
By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off the peg.
Call my mum.
Call my mum.
Can anybody tell me what this is?
Can anybody tell me what this is?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I see that?
Can I see that?
Can save your life.
Can save your life.
Can you get me out?
Can you get me out?
Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?
Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?
Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?
Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?
Charlie, Roxy, well done.
Charlie, Roxy, well done.
Charlie, time to go home.
Charlie, time to go home.
Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie?
Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie?
Charlie's up next. Want to watch?
Charlie's up next. Want to watch?
Charming sermon.
Charming sermon.
Chechnya, 2013.
Chechnya, 2013.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Chester King is Arthur.
Chester King is Arthur.
Chester King.
Chester King.
Choose your puppy.
Choose your puppy.
Classic army technique.
Classic army technique.
Climate change is a threat, which affects us all, Mr. Valentine.
Climate change is a threat, which affects us all, Mr. Valentine.
Come and live with me there, Mum.
Come and live with me there, Mum.
Come back when you've grown a pair!
Come back when you've grown a pair!
Come here. Hey!
Come here. Hey!
Come in under the radar.
Come in under the radar.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, Gazelle! We're gonna be late.
Come on, Gazelle! We're gonna be late.
Come on, good boy.
Come on, good boy.
Come on, then, you prick.
Come on, then, you prick.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Don't make me late for the queen.
Come on! Don't make me late for the queen.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. There's no need for guns.
Come on. There's no need for guns.
Come sit down, boy.
Come sit down, boy.
Come with me.
Come with me.
Compatible with any cell phone, any computer...
Compatible with any cell phone, any computer...
Congratulations on completing your first task.
Congratulations on completing your first task.
Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates.
Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates.
Congratulations, Mycroft, you just graduated from my pilot to my valet.
Congratulations, Mycroft, you just graduated from my pilot to my valet.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards.
Continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards.
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
Countdown initiated.
Countdown initiated.
Countdown to V day!
Countdown to V day!
Currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, ******* boyfriend...
Currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, ******* boyfriend...
Customer Complaints, how may I help you?
Customer Complaints, how may I help you?
Dean says you're fair game.
Dean says you're fair game.
Deserves their own dinner. Come in!
Deserves their own dinner. Come in!
Dickhead.
Dickhead.
Did my hardware pick up the signal that triggered it?
Did my hardware pick up the signal that triggered it?
Did you not see his announcement today?
Did you not see his announcement today?
Did you really think it was gonna be that straightforward?
Did you really think it was gonna be that straightforward?
Did you save the world?
Did you save the world?
Did you see the film Trading Places?
Did you see the film Trading Places?
Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station?
Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station?
Didn't want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you.
Didn't want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you.
Do I look like I give a fuck?
Do I look like I give a fuck?
Do I look like I play bingo?
Do I look like I play bingo?
Do you have any luggage?
Do you have any luggage?
Do you have the correct time?
Do you have the correct time?
Do you know what I love about pen and paper?
Do you know what I love about pen and paper?
Do you like whiskey?
Do you like whiskey?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
Don't be absurd.
Don't be absurd.
Don't take any notice of those guys.
Don't take any notice of those guys.
Drink?
Drink?
Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds.
Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds.
E, it's V.
E, it's V.
Easy to train.
Easy to train.
Eat, drink...
Eat, drink...
Edge of the atmosphere.
Edge of the atmosphere.
Eggsy just stole my fucking car.
Eggsy just stole my fucking car.
Eggsy, come on. Time is not our friend.
Eggsy, come on. Time is not our friend.
Eggsy, get me online now.
Eggsy, get me online now.
Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer!
Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer!
Eggsy, I need to have a private conversation.
Eggsy, I need to have a private conversation.
Eggsy, I really don't think I can do this.
Eggsy, I really don't think I can do this.
Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fucking...
Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fucking...
Eggsy, it seems Valentine's got a present for you. Get a move on!
Eggsy, it seems Valentine's got a present for you. Get a move on!
Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna...
Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna...
Eggsy, just go. Please, just go, babe.
Eggsy, just go. Please, just go, babe.
Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.
Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.
Eggsy, next left, down the narrow tunnel!
Eggsy, next left, down the narrow tunnel!
Eggsy, please, just don't get involved.
Eggsy, please, just don't get involved.
Eggsy, straight ahead, then right.
Eggsy, straight ahead, then right.
Eggsy, take a left.
Eggsy, take a left.
Eggsy, the signal's started!
Eggsy, the signal's started!
Eggsy, the world is going to shit!
Eggsy, the world is going to shit!
Eggsy, wait! Hang on!
Eggsy, wait! Hang on!
Eggsy, we're on.
Eggsy, we're on.
Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two way mirror.
Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two way mirror.
Eggsy, where are you going?
Eggsy, where are you going?
Eggsy, you fucking maggot!
Eggsy, you fucking maggot!
Eggsy, you fucking...
Eggsy, you fucking...
Eggsy, you fucking...
Eggsy, you fucking...
Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point.
Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point.
Eggsy!
Eggsy!
Eggsy!
Eggsy!
Eggsy?
Eggsy?
Eggsy?
Eggsy?
Eggsy.
Eggsy.
Eggsy.
Eggsy.
Eggy, this is Rufus.
Eggy, this is Rufus.
Eggy?
Eggy?
Encrypted and uncrackable.
Encrypted and uncrackable.
Ever heard of knocking?
Ever heard of knocking?
Every bit of research kept pointing to the same thing.
Every bit of research kept pointing to the same thing.
Every man, woman and child can claim a free SIM card...
Every man, woman and child can claim a free SIM card...
Everybody, listen up! Hello, hello!
Everybody, listen up! Hello, hello!
Everything is clean.
Everything is clean.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
FBI have been monitoring them for years.
FBI have been monitoring them for years.
Finally find out who he works for.
Finally find out who he works for.
Fire when ready.
Fire when ready.
Firing in 3... 2...
Firing in 3... 2...
Fitting Room Two is available.
Fitting Room Two is available.
Five
Five
Floor it, Eggsy!
Floor it, Eggsy!
Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
Follow me, yeah?
Follow me, yeah?
Follow me.
Follow me.
For everyone.
For everyone.
For fuck's sake.
For fuck's sake.
For God's sake, I've barely touched you.
For God's sake, I've barely touched you.
For God's sakes, just rip it off.
For God's sakes, just rip it off.
For the greater good.
For the greater good.
For the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.
For the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.
For the test at the church.
For the test at the church.
For those of you who are still confused...
For those of you who are still confused...
Forever.
Forever.
Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated.
Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated.
Fortunately, yes.
Fortunately, yes.
Four
Four
Free calls...
Free calls...
Free internet...
Free internet...
From now on...
From now on...
From the almighty wrath...
From the almighty wrath...
Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense.
Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense.
Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!
Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!
Fuck off! Get the fuck away with ya!
Fuck off! Get the fuck away with ya!
Fuck that guy, whoever he is. I'm gonna...
Fuck that guy, whoever he is. I'm gonna...
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, he's right! Boys, let's do it.
Fuck, he's right! Boys, let's do it.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Merlin!
Fuck. Merlin!
Fucked off to some island, let the business run itself.
Fucked off to some island, let the business run itself.
Fucking dad's gonna hear about this!
Fucking dad's gonna hear about this!
Fucking hell!
Fucking hell!
Fucking missed it.
Fucking missed it.
Fucking tell me his name!
Fucking tell me his name!
Galahad is dead.
Galahad is dead.
Galahad was very fond of you.
Galahad was very fond of you.
Galahad, can you hear me?
Galahad, can you hear me?
Galahad.
Galahad.
Gazelle, let's go ascoting.
Gazelle, let's go ascoting.
Gazelle!
Gazelle!
Gazelle!
Gazelle!
Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years...
Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years...
Gentlemen, would you look after him, please?
Gentlemen, would you look after him, please?
Germany, 1, England, 5.
Germany, 1, England, 5.
Get dressed.
Get dressed.
Get in here!
Get in here!
Get into your halo suit.
Get into your halo suit.
Get one of these instead. They're delicious.
Get one of these instead. They're delicious.
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out.
Get out.
Get yourself some sweets? And while you're gone...
Get yourself some sweets? And while you're gone...
Give me a far fetched theatrical plot any day.
Give me a far fetched theatrical plot any day.
Give me the gun.
Give me the gun.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Glasses, gentlemen, please.
Glasses, gentlemen, please.
Global warming is the fever.
Global warming is the fever.
Go home.
Go home.
Go on, lads. It'll be two hits.
Go on, lads. It'll be two hits.
Go on, Mr. Valentine.
Go on, Mr. Valentine.
Go on, you got no bollocks!
Go on, you got no bollocks!
God knows who's in Valentine's pocket and who's not.
God knows who's in Valentine's pocket and who's not.
Goddamn it! This fucking hurts!
Goddamn it! This fucking hurts!
Goes great with this '45 Lafite.
Goes great with this '45 Lafite.
Good choice.
Good choice.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good plan, Eggsy.
Good plan, Eggsy.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. Dismissed.
Good. Dismissed.
Got all of us involved in the conversation...
Got all of us involved in the conversation...
Got to admit, I was really intrigued to meet you.
Got to admit, I was really intrigued to meet you.
Got to save the world.
Got to save the world.
Great choice.
Great choice.
Great performance at primary school.
Great performance at primary school.
Great. You don't know, the CIA don't know.
Great. You don't know, the CIA don't know.
Grenade! Sir, get back!
Grenade! Sir, get back!
Guards! Help!
Guards! Help!
Hardly felt a thing.
Hardly felt a thing.
Harry says you don't like to break rules, Arthur.
Harry says you don't like to break rules, Arthur.
Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy.
Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy.
Harry, listen to this.
Harry, listen to this.
Harry, what the heck is going on?
Harry, what the heck is going on?
Harry!
Harry!
Has she got my number to call me back? I got a new phone.
Has she got my number to call me back? I got a new phone.
Have buried their heads in the sand and stood for nothing but re election.
Have buried their heads in the sand and stood for nothing but re election.
He ain't joking. You should go.
He ain't joking. You should go.
He became aware they'd effected a kidnapping.
He became aware they'd effected a kidnapping.
He don't give a shit what your mum says.
He don't give a shit what your mum says.
He knew your father too, actually.
He knew your father too, actually.
He made me kill Professor Arnold.
He made me kill Professor Arnold.
He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
He was right.
He was right.
He will be sorely missed.
He will be sorely missed.
He'd just get that lot to do you, and then pretend he knew nothing...
He'd just get that lot to do you, and then pretend he knew nothing...
He'll be here soon. He'll explain.
He'll be here soon. He'll explain.
He's given me a job, Mum.
He's given me a job, Mum.
He's going to reconnect the chain.
He's going to reconnect the chain.
He's got biometric security.
He's got biometric security.
He's having a gala dinner next week.
He's having a gala dinner next week.
He's probably seen enough of them.
He's probably seen enough of them.
Head to the back and I'll show you how, yeah?
Head to the back and I'll show you how, yeah?
Hello, Eggsy.
Hello, Eggsy.
Hello.
Hello.
Hence, my epiphany.
Hence, my epiphany.
Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him.
Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him.
Here I am.
Here I am.
Here, under the scar.
Here, under the scar.
Hey, Eggsy!
Hey, Eggsy!
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
Hey, that's my fucking car!
Hey, that's my fucking car!
Hey, we got a racer!
Hey, we got a racer!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Eggsy!
Hey! Hey! Eggsy!
Hey! What's your problem?
Hey! What's your problem?
Hi, Eggsy.
Hi, Eggsy.
Hi!
Hi!
His invitation is in his phone. You give them this.
His invitation is in his phone. You give them this.
His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
Hold up! What the...?
Hold up! What the...?
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Honestly, this whiskey, it's amazing.
Honestly, this whiskey, it's amazing.
How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out?
How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out?
How can I understand?
How can I understand?
How deep does this fucking thing go?
How deep does this fucking thing go?
How did I fucking miss it?
How did I fucking miss it?
How did the others do?
How did the others do?
How do I get it back in?
How do I get it back in?
How does this help us right now?
How does this help us right now?
How far is Ascot?
How far is Ascot?
How far?
How far?
How long before you make that happen?
How long before you make that happen?
How long to re link the satellite chain?
How long to re link the satellite chain?
How many people around the world have got those SIM cards?
How many people around the world have got those SIM cards?
How to make a proper martini.
How to make a proper martini.
How'd you get online? I couldn't.
How'd you get online? I couldn't.
How'd your folks make it?
How'd your folks make it?
How's that for positive discrimination?
How's that for positive discrimination?
How's the view?
How's the view?
Huge I.Q.
Huge I.Q.
Hugo, Digby
Hugo, Digby
Humankind is the only virus cursed to live...
Humankind is the only virus cursed to live...
I always felt the old Bond films were only as good as the villain.
I always felt the old Bond films were only as good as the villain.
I am inviting you to be part of a new world.
I am inviting you to be part of a new world.
I can't get into Valentine's machine.
I can't get into Valentine's machine.
I could've retired straight out of MIT...
I could've retired straight out of MIT...
I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.
I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.
I didn't expect it to be that effective.
I didn't expect it to be that effective.
I do mean in the biblical sense.
I do mean in the biblical sense.
I don't agree...
I don't agree...
I don't doubt it.
I don't doubt it.
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
I don't want your help!
I don't want your help!
I goddamn loved Professor Arnold.
I goddamn loved Professor Arnold.
I had such high hopes for you.
I had such high hopes for you.
I had that down already.
I had that down already.
I have enough evidence on your activities...
I have enough evidence on your activities...
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I heard yesterday a friend of mine died.
I heard yesterday a friend of mine died.
I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours is.
I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours is.
I hope you understand.
I hope you understand.
I intend to start the selection process for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow.
I intend to start the selection process for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow.
I just wanna remind you that today...
I just wanna remind you that today...
I killed all those people.
I killed all those people.
I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
I like it.
I like it.
I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing.
I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing.
I mean, literally, I see one drop of blood...
I mean, literally, I see one drop of blood...
I might suggest Lock and Co. Hatters.
I might suggest Lock and Co. Hatters.
I most certainly do.
I most certainly do.
I put a nano tracker gel in the wine.
I put a nano tracker gel in the wine.
I rather like that song.
I rather like that song.
I said, get out of the fucking car!
I said, get out of the fucking car!
I see a young man with potential.
I see a young man with potential.
I see a young man with potential...
I see a young man with potential...
I should never have left you on your own.
I should never have left you on your own.
I shouldn't have done this in front of you.
I shouldn't have done this in front of you.
I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well versed in their...
I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well versed in their...
I suggest you open your fucking ears, because I'm about to tell it to you.
I suggest you open your fucking ears, because I'm about to tell it to you.
I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far?
I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far?
I swear, you want to fucking stop it!
I swear, you want to fucking stop it!
I think it's acceptable for us to bend the rules a little.
I think it's acceptable for us to bend the rules a little.
I think Mr. Valentine and I should have a tête à tête.
I think Mr. Valentine and I should have a tête à tête.
I think this is quite brilliant.
I think this is quite brilliant.
I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
I told you, you're free to go any time you want.
I told you, you're free to go any time you want.
I told you. Aim for the target.
I told you. Aim for the target.
I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated.
I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated.
I want each of you to propose a candidate...
I want each of you to propose a candidate...
I want my husband back!
I want my husband back!
I want to exercise my right to a phone call.
I want to exercise my right to a phone call.
I want to know his fucking name!
I want to know his fucking name!
I want to know who you was with in that pub. Do you understand?
I want to know who you was with in that pub. Do you understand?
I want to speak to the British Council!
I want to speak to the British Council!
I want to thank you both for listening...
I want to thank you both for listening...
I want you to join me in a toast.
I want you to join me in a toast.
I wanted to.
I wanted to.
I wanted to.
I wanted to.
I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon.
I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon.
I was thirsting for that dope ass smoking jacket you had on.
I was thirsting for that dope ass smoking jacket you had on.
I...
I...
I'd appreciate it enormously...
I'd appreciate it enormously...
I'd rather be with Harry.
I'd rather be with Harry.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll deal with this mess personally.
I'll deal with this mess personally.
I'll get you an invitation. You need to be careful, though.
I'll get you an invitation. You need to be careful, though.
I'll have my people get in touch with yours...
I'll have my people get in touch with yours...
I'll have the Big Mac, please.
I'll have the Big Mac, please.
I'll knock you straight back down on your fucking arse.
I'll knock you straight back down on your fucking arse.
I'll sort this. Get out of the car.
I'll sort this. Get out of the car.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
I'm a Catholic whore...
I'm a Catholic whore...
I'm a university lecturer. I've got no money.
I'm a university lecturer. I've got no money.
I'm afraid not.
I'm afraid not.
I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up.
I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up.
I'm Digby.
I'm Digby.
I'm going to have to insist...
I'm going to have to insist...
I'm gonna fucking have ya!
I'm gonna fucking have ya!
I'm in Holborn police station...
I'm in Holborn police station...
I'm just a pilot.
I'm just a pilot.
I'm like...
I'm like...
I'm not coming last because of you.
I'm not coming last because of you.
I'm not taking any chances.
I'm not taking any chances.
I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting.
I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting.
I'm so sorry. Mummy would never hurt you.
I'm so sorry. Mummy would never hurt you.
I'm sorry about that, bruv.
I'm sorry about that, bruv.
I'm speechless you'd even consider this.
I'm speechless you'd even consider this.
I'm starting the test now.
I'm starting the test now.
I'm still listening.
I'm still listening.
I'm supposed to be Arthur?
I'm supposed to be Arthur?
I'm sure you understand that.
I'm sure you understand that.
I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's strict no weapons policy...
I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's strict no weapons policy...
I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you.
I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you.
I've always wanted to kiss a princess.
I've always wanted to kiss a princess.
I've been so worried about you.
I've been so worried about you.
I've come out the pub, he's done 15 donuts in my fucking face...
I've come out the pub, he's done 15 donuts in my fucking face...
I've done it before, which is probably why, come to think of it.
I've done it before, which is probably why, come to think of it.
I've got a fix on the satellite.
I've got a fix on the satellite.
I've had a rather emotional day...
I've had a rather emotional day...
I've never grassed anyone up.
I've never grassed anyone up.
I've never met a tailor before.
I've never met a tailor before.
If and when he comes around...
If and when he comes around...
If Dean treats your mum so bad, why doesn't she leave him?
If Dean treats your mum so bad, why doesn't she leave him?
If I do, will you give me a kiss?
If I do, will you give me a kiss?
If I read you on the radar, or you miss the target, you go home.
If I read you on the radar, or you miss the target, you go home.
If I were you, I'd concentrate on your training.
If I were you, I'd concentrate on your training.
If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut.
If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut.
If they all go homicidal at the same time then...
If they all go homicidal at the same time then...
If we don't reduce our population ourselves...
If we don't reduce our population ourselves...
If you can get a breathing tube around a U bend of a toilet...
If you can get a breathing tube around a U bend of a toilet...
If you could just leave us in peace...
If you could just leave us in peace...
If you get me out right now, I'll give you more than just a kiss.
If you get me out right now, I'll give you more than just a kiss.
If you save the world...
If you save the world...
If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
If you're looking for another rent boy, they're on the corner of Smith street.
If you're looking for another rent boy, they're on the corner of Smith street.
If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
In a moment, you will each collect a body bag.
In a moment, you will each collect a body bag.
In being superior to your fellow man.
In being superior to your fellow man.
In celebrity news, the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night.
In celebrity news, the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night.
In getting the Scandinavian region back on track.
In getting the Scandinavian region back on track.
In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.
In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.
Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings...
Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings...
Insurgents turned on one another.
Insurgents turned on one another.
Is a dope ass top hat.
Is a dope ass top hat.
Is a prototype personal transatmospheric vehicle.
Is a prototype personal transatmospheric vehicle.
Is expected to be this award season's hot ticket.
Is expected to be this award season's hot ticket.
Is God the bad guy?
Is God the bad guy?
Is he dead?
Is he dead?
Is he gonna be all right?
Is he gonna be all right?
Is it can also super heat their soft tissue at his command.
Is it can also super heat their soft tissue at his command.
Is Noah the bad guy?
Is Noah the bad guy?
Is registered to the Valentine Corporation.
Is registered to the Valentine Corporation.
Is that better?
Is that better?
Is that Kingsman kid dead yet?
Is that Kingsman kid dead yet?
Is that understood?
Is that understood?
Is that understood?
Is that understood?
Is that we're light fingered.
Is that we're light fingered.
Is there a problem?
Is there a problem?
Is this it?
Is this it?
Is this the part where you say some really bad pun?
Is this the part where you say some really bad pun?
It also fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close range situations.
It also fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close range situations.
It didn't stream to his home terminal.
It didn't stream to his home terminal.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It gives me great pleasure to announce...
It gives me great pleasure to announce...
It seems the implant can emit some kind of counter signal...
It seems the implant can emit some kind of counter signal...
It was a fucking blank.
It was a fucking blank.
It was developed as part of Reagan's Star Wars project.
It was developed as part of Reagan's Star Wars project.
It'd be a sin to spill any.
It'd be a sin to spill any.
It'll get bigger, though, won't it?
It'll get bigger, though, won't it?
It'll suit you, you mug.
It'll suit you, you mug.
It'll take an hour, maybe two.
It'll take an hour, maybe two.
It'll take him a couple of hours to reroute it...
It'll take him a couple of hours to reroute it...
It's a bit much, innit?
It's a bit much, innit?
It's a bulldog, innit?
It's a bulldog, innit?
It's about being at ease in one's own skin.
It's about being at ease in one's own skin.
It's absolutely brilliant.
It's absolutely brilliant.
It's all yours.
It's all yours.
It's at 20 percent.
It's at 20 percent.
It's definitely Saint Andrews.
It's definitely Saint Andrews.
It's freezing. Why are we walking?
It's freezing. Why are we walking?
It's just scare tactics.
It's just scare tactics.
It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades...
It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades...
It's like those old movies we both love.
It's like those old movies we both love.
It's not working!
It's not working!
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
It's okay, Lancelot. Put it down.
It's okay, Lancelot. Put it down.
It's quite unique, as you'll see.
It's quite unique, as you'll see.
It's still happening!
It's still happening!
It's supposed to make you want to win his approval.
It's supposed to make you want to win his approval.
It's time to make your decision.
It's time to make your decision.
It's up to you.
It's up to you.
It's verified.
It's verified.
J.B.
J.B.
J.B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn you, I'll fucking shoot you!
J.B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn you, I'll fucking shoot you!
James...
James...
Jason Bourne?
Jason Bourne?
Jeez! Fuck.
Jeez! Fuck.
Judging people like me from your ivory towers...
Judging people like me from your ivory towers...
Jump!
Jump!
Just be grateful Harry had it made for you.
Just be grateful Harry had it made for you.
Just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum?
Just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum?
Just cut the fucking ropes, please!
Just cut the fucking ropes, please!
Just get it done.
Just get it done.
Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal.
Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal.
Just ignore them.
Just ignore them.
Just leave this church!
Just leave this church!
Just let me out, you psycho!
Just let me out, you psycho!
Just tell the operator...
Just tell the operator...
Kick his ass, Gazy!
Kick his ass, Gazy!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!
Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!
Kingsman tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals.
Kingsman tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals.
Kingsman's taught me a lot...
Kingsman's taught me a lot...
Lady Sophie Montague Herring.
Lady Sophie Montague Herring.
Lancelot was an outstanding agent, and a true Kingsman.
Lancelot was an outstanding agent, and a true Kingsman.
Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries...
Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries...
Lancelot, you're doing great. Not much further to go.
Lancelot, you're doing great. Not much further to go.
Lancelot, you're going to be using it.
Lancelot, you're going to be using it.
Lancelot! Release now!
Lancelot! Release now!
Lancelot.
Lancelot.
Lancelot.
Lancelot.
Late again, sir.
Late again, sir.
Leave it on, eh, Mum?
Leave it on, eh, Mum?
Let's call it a favor.
Let's call it a favor.
Let's face it, Galahad, your little experiment failed.
Let's face it, Galahad, your little experiment failed.
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Let's have that then.
Let's have that then.
Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Let's see what you got. Want a bit of me?
Let's see what you got. Want a bit of me?
Lethal.
Lethal.
Like a spy?
Like a spy?
Like an officer.
Like an officer.
Like in My Fair Lady.
Like in My Fair Lady.
Like my dad saved your life even though your fuck up cost his.
Like my dad saved your life even though your fuck up cost his.
Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out.
Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out.
Limits must be tested...
Limits must be tested...
Listen, I'm so sorry...
Listen, I'm so sorry...
Listen, man, I got a little hiccup on this end.
Listen, man, I got a little hiccup on this end.
London.
London.
Long live society.
Long live society.
Loo snorkels, loo snorkels!
Loo snorkels, loo snorkels!
Look, I'm just into finding out what caliber person you are.
Look, I'm just into finding out what caliber person you are.
Look, you've made a mistake.
Look, you've made a mistake.
Looking good, Eggsy.
Looking good, Eggsy.
Low self esteem. That's her problem.
Low self esteem. That's her problem.
Make it through the tests. Make him proud.
Make it through the tests. Make him proud.
Maketh...
Maketh...
Man up!
Man up!
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Mankind is the virus.
Mankind is the virus.
Manners...
Manners...
Marvelous.
Marvelous.
Maybe I don't give a fuck if I get kicked out!
Maybe I don't give a fuck if I get kicked out!
Me first!
Me first!
Me hitting him, him hitting the floor.
Me hitting him, him hitting the floor.
Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you.
Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you.
Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir?
Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir?
Merlin said you wanted to see me?
Merlin said you wanted to see me?
Merlin, quickly, how do I get up there?
Merlin, quickly, how do I get up there?
Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us?
Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us?
Merlin, send in Roxy, please.
Merlin, send in Roxy, please.
Merlin, the cell's locked. How do I get in?
Merlin, the cell's locked. How do I get in?
Merlin, you're a fucking genius!
Merlin, you're a fucking genius!
Merlin, you're the guvnor.
Merlin, you're the guvnor.
Merlin.
Merlin.
Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in.
Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in.
Might learn a thing or two.
Might learn a thing or two.
Missed that game.
Missed that game.
Money won't solve this.
Money won't solve this.
More so.
More so.
Most definitely.
Most definitely.
Mr. DeVere. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Mr. DeVere. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Mr. King, welcome.
Mr. King, welcome.
Mrs. P, did you get one?
Mrs. P, did you get one?
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
Much appreciated.
Much appreciated.
Mug.
Mug.
Mugsy, so you're back.
Mugsy, so you're back.
Mugsy!
Mugsy!
Mugsy's back.
Mugsy's back.
My code name.
My code name.
My colleague died trying to rescue you...
My colleague died trying to rescue you...
My colleague died!
My colleague died!
My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy.
My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy.
My kind of welcome.
My kind of welcome.
My mistake would have cost the lives of every man present.
My mistake would have cost the lives of every man present.
My name's Eggsy Unwin.
My name's Eggsy Unwin.
My people will be getting in touch with you very soon.
My people will be getting in touch with you very soon.
My point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path...
My point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path...
My turn to play, Valentine.
My turn to play, Valentine.
My, my, you're all very cheerful.
My, my, you're all very cheerful.
Nah.
Nah.
Needed to let off a little steam.
Needed to let off a little steam.
Negging.
Negging.
Neither.
Neither.
New target, 800 meters.
New target, 800 meters.
Nice and slow.
Nice and slow.
Nice! Well done, both of you.
Nice! Well done, both of you.
No direct brain trauma at all.
No direct brain trauma at all.
No evidence yet of a direct connection, but I'll keep looking.
No evidence yet of a direct connection, but I'll keep looking.
No harm will come to the princess.
No harm will come to the princess.
No later than 9 p.m. GMT.
No later than 9 p.m. GMT.
No need to bite his head off.
No need to bite his head off.
No one's gonna die.
No one's gonna die.
No ransom has been demanded.
No ransom has been demanded.
No ransom notes, exactly like Professor Arnold.
No ransom notes, exactly like Professor Arnold.
No stomach for violence.
No stomach for violence.
No, Eggsy.
No, Eggsy.
No, Eggsy.
No, Eggsy.
No, I can't have it! He's disrespecting me.
No, I can't have it! He's disrespecting me.
No, I shut things down, because I wasn't getting anywhere.
No, I shut things down, because I wasn't getting anywhere.
No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes rank.
No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes rank.
No, it fucking isn't!
No, it fucking isn't!
No, no, it does not feel good. It feels fucking awful.
No, no, it does not feel good. It feels fucking awful.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no. I cancelled the gala because of you.
No, no, no. I cancelled the gala because of you.
No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that.
No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that.
No, no, they killed each other.
No, no, they killed each other.
No, please! I won't say nothing, I swear!
No, please! I won't say nothing, I swear!
No, they're exceptions. Come on.
No, they're exceptions. Come on.
No, wait, I think we may have met.
No, wait, I think we may have met.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Jack Bauer.
No. Jack Bauer.
No. Now this one.
No. Now this one.
Nobody knows who this guy is?
Nobody knows who this guy is?
Nobody told me to try and save the planet.
Nobody told me to try and save the planet.
Nonsense.
Nonsense.
Nonsense. Let him observe.
Nonsense. Let him observe.
Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks.
Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks.
Not everybody would thank you for that one.
Not everybody would thank you for that one.
Not so bad, right?
Not so bad, right?
Not yet, but he will be soon.
Not yet, but he will be soon.
Nothing questionable, if that's your concern.
Nothing questionable, if that's your concern.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now this...
Now this...
Now, get the fuck up! Slowly.
Now, get the fuck up! Slowly.
Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.
Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.
Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan...
Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan...
Now, I've had a lot of fun with this.
Now, I've had a lot of fun with this.
Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit.
Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit.
Now, whether you're on board or not...
Now, whether you're on board or not...
Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with...
Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with...
Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste.
Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste.
Of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.
Of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.
Of course not!
Of course not!
Of course not. Pull the hook on your left.
Of course not. Pull the hook on your left.
Of course you can't.
Of course you can't.
Of course. Always someone else's fault.
Of course. Always someone else's fault.
Oh, fuck! It's that young valet.
Oh, fuck! It's that young valet.
Oh, God. Where have you been?
Oh, God. Where have you been?
Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown!
Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown!
Oh, my God, negging! That's hilarious.
Oh, my God, negging! That's hilarious.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my word.
Oh, my word.
Oh, no, no. There's no way I can hack past that.
Oh, no, no. There's no way I can hack past that.
Oh, shit. He's leaving.
Oh, shit. He's leaving.
Oh, shit. Sound the alarm!
Oh, shit. Sound the alarm!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, Eggsy.
Okay, Eggsy.
Okay, me next.
Okay, me next.
Okay, send out the countdown clock.
Okay, send out the countdown clock.
Okay, you're done.
Okay, you're done.
Oldest working breed.
Oldest working breed.
On cell phone and internet usage.
On cell phone and internet usage.
On certain political matters.
On certain political matters.
On getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety.
On getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety.
On what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world.
On what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world.
Once he explained, I understood.
Once he explained, I understood.
One
One
One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one's cherry.
One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one's cherry.
One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea...
One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea...
One of my satellites just went down, but it's right next to one of yours.
One of my satellites just went down, but it's right next to one of yours.
One of our finest examples of chemical engineering.
One of our finest examples of chemical engineering.
One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in.
One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in.
One of you, and only one of you, will become the next Lancelot.
One of you, and only one of you, will become the next Lancelot.
Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital.
Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital.
Only when I'm casing a place to rob.
Only when I'm casing a place to rob.
Only, in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.
Only, in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.
Opening at 300 feet...
Opening at 300 feet...
Operating at the highest level of discretion.
Operating at the highest level of discretion.
Or an atheistic, science loving evolution spouter...
Or an atheistic, science loving evolution spouter...
Or are you gonna run away again...
Or are you gonna run away again...
Or even something stronger.
Or even something stronger.
Or have you got him stuffed here and all?
Or have you got him stuffed here and all?
Or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities.
Or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities.
Or you go down.
Or you go down.
Our boss just wants to talk to you.
Our boss just wants to talk to you.
Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion!
Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion!
Our work is complete...
Our work is complete...
Oxfords not brogues, and then I'll know it's you.
Oxfords not brogues, and then I'll know it's you.
Oxfords not brogues.
Oxfords not brogues.
Oxfords not brogues.
Oxfords not brogues.
Pair off! Grab the closest person to them.
Pair off! Grab the closest person to them.
Perfect timing.
Perfect timing.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perhaps I will make you my proposal for Galahad's position.
Perhaps I will make you my proposal for Galahad's position.
Permission granted.
Permission granted.
Permission is granted.
Permission is granted.
Phone call for you at reception.
Phone call for you at reception.
Planet Earth works the same way.
Planet Earth works the same way.
Pleasure is all mine.
Pleasure is all mine.
Point is...
Point is...
Prepare to engage missile.
Prepare to engage missile.
Pretty dog.
Pretty dog.
Pretty much, yeah.
Pretty much, yeah.
Pretty Woman?
Pretty Woman?
Prick.
Prick.
Professor Arnold, I'm here to take you home.
Professor Arnold, I'm here to take you home.
Projectile.
Projectile.
Property, mostly. Property and the markets.
Property, mostly. Property and the markets.
Provided, of course, that we can see eye to eye...
Provided, of course, that we can see eye to eye...
Put it back, Eggsy.
Put it back, Eggsy.
Quite. But what he probably didn't tell anyone...
Quite. But what he probably didn't tell anyone...
Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
Really? It's actually quite fascinating.
Really? It's actually quite fascinating.
Red, get the '62 Dalmore.
Red, get the '62 Dalmore.
Release the princess!
Release the princess!
Remember Amelia?
Remember Amelia?
Richmond Valentine.
Richmond Valentine.
Rio.
Rio.
Rox, it's me.
Rox, it's me.
Rox!
Rox!
Roxy passed with flying colors.
Roxy passed with flying colors.
Roxy, here we go!
Roxy, here we go!
Roxy, it's now or never.
Roxy, it's now or never.
Roxy...
Roxy...
Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
Rufus, come on!
Rufus, come on!
Rufus, Eggy.
Rufus, Eggy.
Rufus, you opened too soon.
Rufus, you opened too soon.
Rufus!
Rufus!
Sadly, I am.
Sadly, I am.
Saint James's.
Saint James's.
Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies.
Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies.
Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value.
Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value.
Second lesson...
Second lesson...
See what he just did? It's called an opinion opener.
See what he just did? It's called an opinion opener.
See you in a bit.
See you in a bit.
Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai!
Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai!
Seriously, it's fine.
Seriously, it's fine.
Seriously, you'll get thrown out, and it's just not worth it.
Seriously, you'll get thrown out, and it's just not worth it.
Shame.
Shame.
She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine.
She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine.
Shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.
Shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.
Shit, I'll tell you what you want. Please!
Shit, I'll tell you what you want. Please!
Shit, we're late.
Shit, we're late.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! I can't!
Shit! I can't!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire!
Shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire!
Shoot the dog.
Shoot the dog.
Shoot the dog.
Shoot the dog.
Should've done a lot of things.
Should've done a lot of things.
Should've driven it over.
Should've driven it over.
Showerheads!
Showerheads!
Showerheads?
Showerheads?
Simple physics, worth remembering.
Simple physics, worth remembering.
Since 1849...
Since 1849...
Since we last had occasion to use this decanter.
Since we last had occasion to use this decanter.
Since you've been out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing.
Since you've been out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing.
Sir.
Sir.
Sit down, you.
Sit down, you.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit.
Sit.
Six
Six
So are you gonna teach me how to talk proper, like in My Fair Lady?
So are you gonna teach me how to talk proper, like in My Fair Lady?
So be it.
So be it.
So before you was a tailor, was you in the army?
So before you was a tailor, was you in the army?
So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service.
So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service.
So he executed a solo rescue mission, which failed.
So he executed a solo rescue mission, which failed.
So I can shut it down.
So I can shut it down.
So I owe him.
So I owe him.
So I suggest you leave the boy alone...
So I suggest you leave the boy alone...
So I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go.
So I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go.
So let's get you measured, and then, whether you get the job or not...
So let's get you measured, and then, whether you get the job or not...
So much for classic army technique.
So much for classic army technique.
So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.
So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.
So that you craved individual attention.
So that you craved individual attention.
So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself.
So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself.
So very carefully.
So very carefully.
So what happened to Lancelot?
So what happened to Lancelot?
So whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded...
So whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded...
So where was you posted, Iraq or something?
So where was you posted, Iraq or something?
So you thought we were done for the day, huh?
So you thought we were done for the day, huh?
So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge?
So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge?
So, everyone's been affected, whether they have a SIM card or not.
So, everyone's been affected, whether they have a SIM card or not.
So, hail Satan...
So, hail Satan...
So, my friends...
So, my friends...
So, you gonna come in?
So, you gonna come in?
So, you want to donate to my foundation.
So, you want to donate to my foundation.
So...
So...
Society's dead.
Society's dead.
Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on.
Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on.
Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that this species survives...
Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that this species survives...
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek.
Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek.
Sorry, I just had to come over and say, amazing eyes.
Sorry, I just had to come over and say, amazing eyes.
Sorry, sir.
Sorry, sir.
Sounds good to me.
Sounds good to me.
South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky.
South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky.
South Glade Mission Church.
South Glade Mission Church.
Starting now.
Starting now.
Stay calm.
Stay calm.
Still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
Still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth.
Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth.
Stop playing with your food!
Stop playing with your food!
Swedish Prime Minister, requesting permission to land.
Swedish Prime Minister, requesting permission to land.
Take it.
Take it.
Teamwork.
Teamwork.
Tell her to lock herself away from Dean.
Tell her to lock herself away from Dean.
Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.
Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.
Thank God!
Thank God!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, babe.
Thanks, babe.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That a politician did something that actually made a difference.
That a politician did something that actually made a difference.
That ain't an answer.
That ain't an answer.
That carbon emissions are a red herring...
That carbon emissions are a red herring...
That is fucking spectacular!
That is fucking spectacular!
That is me done.
That is me done.
That is rank, Harry.
That is rank, Harry.
That is sick.
That is sick.
That meant a lot of money going uninherited.
That meant a lot of money going uninherited.
That other balloon is gonna blow!
That other balloon is gonna blow!
That Richmond Valentine is a genius.
That Richmond Valentine is a genius.
That technology has caught up with the spy world.
That technology has caught up with the spy world.
That triggers the centers of aggression...
That triggers the centers of aggression...
That undermine the integrity of government run spy organizations.
That undermine the integrity of government run spy organizations.
That's it, do as Mummy says.
That's it, do as Mummy says.
That's it. That's it.
That's it. That's it.
That's me fucked then.
That's me fucked then.
That's not much of a lead. He has millions of employees worldwide.
That's not much of a lead. He has millions of employees worldwide.
That's pretty ballsy.
That's pretty ballsy.
That's the million dollar question.
That's the million dollar question.
That's what he said!
That's what he said!
That's what I told him.
That's what I told him.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
The birth of a new age.
The birth of a new age.
The blood of the innocent, spilled!
The blood of the innocent, spilled!
The day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.
The day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.
The gentleman's just finished.
The gentleman's just finished.
The glass is not gonna hold long.
The glass is not gonna hold long.
The higher you go, the more the balloons expand.
The higher you go, the more the balloons expand.
The intelligence has been passed on to the relevant authorities.
The intelligence has been passed on to the relevant authorities.
The list of missing celebrities and dignitaries has continued to grow in recent weeks...
The list of missing celebrities and dignitaries has continued to grow in recent weeks...
The nature of it is your choice.
The nature of it is your choice.
The old Bond movies. Oh, man!
The old Bond movies. Oh, man!
The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.
The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.
The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them.
The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them.
The question is, what are we going to do?
The question is, what are we going to do?
The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power...
The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power...
The suit is a modern gentleman's armor.
The suit is a modern gentleman's armor.
The virus dies.
The virus dies.
The waves that turn everyone into a psycho killer.
The waves that turn everyone into a psycho killer.
The world is changing.
The world is changing.
Then I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping.
Then I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping.
Then let me teach you a lesson.
Then let me teach you a lesson.
There is only one of two ways this can go.
There is only one of two ways this can go.
There we go.
There we go.
These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol.
These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol.
They all insist he wasn't one of theirs.
They all insist he wasn't one of theirs.
They put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base.
They put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base.
They weren't fucking worth it, boys.
They weren't fucking worth it, boys.
They'll explode.
They'll explode.
They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options.
They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options.
They're gun dogs.
They're gun dogs.
This additional decorative piece is called broguing.
This additional decorative piece is called broguing.
This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
This is an 1815 Napoleonic brandy.
This is an 1815 Napoleonic brandy.
This is an extremely dangerous machine.
This is an extremely dangerous machine.
This is great!
This is great!
This is his last transmission.
This is his last transmission.
This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.
This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.
This is Professor Arnold...
This is Professor Arnold...
This is the work of the antichrist!
This is the work of the antichrist!
This isn't about money.
This isn't about money.
This knife...
This knife...
This party starts tomorrow.
This party starts tomorrow.
This represents your acknowledgment of the risks that you are about to face...
This represents your acknowledgment of the risks that you are about to face...
This stops right now.
This stops right now.
This weapon is live.
This weapon is live.
Those balloons won't last much longer.
Those balloons won't last much longer.
Those days are over.
Those days are over.
To ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM cards.
To ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM cards.
To Galahad.
To Galahad.
To Galahad.
To Galahad.
To have you locked up for the rest of your life...
To have you locked up for the rest of your life...
To implant one of those things in my own head?
To implant one of those things in my own head?
To Lancelot.
To Lancelot.
To Lancelot.
To Lancelot.
To tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner.
To tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner.
To the shop, please.
To the shop, please.
To win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope.
To win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope.
Too true.
Too true.
Touch the contact behind the ring...
Touch the contact behind the ring...
Tough shit.
Tough shit.
Training is over.
Training is over.
True nobility is being superior to your former self.
True nobility is being superior to your former self.
Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
Uganda, 2012.
Uganda, 2012.
Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to...
Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to...
V Glass, call E man.
V Glass, call E man.
V Glass, zoom.
V Glass, zoom.
Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them.
Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them.
Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning...
Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning...
Valentine won you over, somehow.
Valentine won you over, somehow.
Valentine! I've caught a fucking spy!
Valentine! I've caught a fucking spy!
Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar.
Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar.
Very, very nice.
Very, very nice.
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Wanker!
Wanker!
Watch the news. Watch the news.
Watch the news. Watch the news.
Water!
Water!
We ain't got much choice. You get me?
We ain't got much choice. You get me?
We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde.
We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde.
We are gonna have to deal with this ourselves.
We are gonna have to deal with this ourselves.
We can do it in the asshole.
We can do it in the asshole.
We can't.
We can't.
We certainly will.
We certainly will.
We each spend on average $2,000 a year...
We each spend on average $2,000 a year...
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We have no choice.
We have no choice.
We have total coverall.
We have total coverall.
We have Valentine's confession.
We have Valentine's confession.
We know the emergency and surveillance system work.
We know the emergency and surveillance system work.
We must put aside all thoughts of death...
We must put aside all thoughts of death...
We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today.
We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today.
We need to have patience, Eggsy.
We need to have patience, Eggsy.
We'd do just as well as you. If not, better.
We'd do just as well as you. If not, better.
We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours.
We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours.
We'll see about that, yeah?
We'll see about that, yeah?
We're back up!
We're back up!
We're back up!
We're back up!
We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go.
We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go.
We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal.
We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal.
We're gonna take out one of Valentine's satellites.
We're gonna take out one of Valentine's satellites.
We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit.
We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit.
We're making our planet sick.
We're making our planet sick.
We're only halfway into production...
We're only halfway into production...
We've lost one of our satellites.
We've lost one of our satellites.
Welcome in the new age!
Welcome in the new age!
Welcome to Kingsman.
Welcome to Kingsman.
Welcome to Kingsman...
Welcome to Kingsman...
Well done for completing another task. Fall out.
Well done for completing another task. Fall out.
Well done, Eggsy!
Well done, Eggsy!
Well done, son!
Well done, son!
Well, I hope it's to your mum...
Well, I hope it's to your mum...
Well, I'm a republican anyways, so it really doesn't matter.
Well, I'm a republican anyways, so it really doesn't matter.
Well, if we don't do something, nature will.
Well, if we don't do something, nature will.
Well, it's coated in one of the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man...
Well, it's coated in one of the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man...
Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here.
Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here.
Well, my family were invited, obviously.
Well, my family were invited, obviously.
Well, the good news is...
Well, the good news is...
Well, this ain't that kind of movie.
Well, this ain't that kind of movie.
Well, want me to follow him?
Well, want me to follow him?
Well, we're not.
Well, we're not.
Well, you're full of surprises.
Well, you're full of surprises.
What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.
What about Harry's footage?
What about Harry's footage?
What about these? What do these do?
What about these? What do these do?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Where you going, you mug?
What are you doing? Where you going, you mug?
What are you, fucking crazy?
What are you, fucking crazy?
What did you do to me?
What did you do to me?
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do you see?
What do you see?
What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?
What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?
What the fuck is happening out there?
What the fuck is happening out there?
What the fuck is he doing? I can't stop this.
What the fuck is he doing? I can't stop this.
What the fuck is Kingsman?
What the fuck is Kingsman?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?
What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?
What the fuck's going on here?
What the fuck's going on here?
What the fuck's going on here?
What the fuck's going on here?
What the fuck's wrong with them?
What the fuck's wrong with them?
What this is?
What this is?
What you're playing with...
What you're playing with...
What, don't like heights?
What, don't like heights?
What, you gone and nicked a fucking taxi, now?
What, you gone and nicked a fucking taxi, now?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? You just killed how many people in that church?
What? You just killed how many people in that church?
What's his name?
What's his name?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's wrong with a simple switch?
What's wrong with a simple switch?
What's your name, young man?
What's your name, young man?
When folks tell their kids the story of Noah's Ark...
When folks tell their kids the story of Noah's Ark...
When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies.
When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies.
When we know who's fucked...
When we know who's fucked...
When you get a virus...
When you get a virus...
When you left my house...
When you left my house...
When you reach the edge of the atmosphere...
When you reach the edge of the atmosphere...
Where am I?
Where am I?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where did they dig you up?
Where did they dig you up?
Wherever you go, your dog goes.
Wherever you go, your dog goes.
Whether they agree with him or not.
Whether they agree with him or not.
Which buys us enough time for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe...
Which buys us enough time for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe...
Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
Which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you...
Which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you...
While he had them under surveillance...
While he had them under surveillance...
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who can do as he's asked.
Who can do as he's asked.
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Who wants to do something good with his life.
Who wants to do something good with his life.
Who was with you in that fucking pub?
Who was with you in that fucking pub?
Who were experimenting with biological weaponry.
Who were experimenting with biological weaponry.
Who works in a military abortion clinic.
Who works in a military abortion clinic.
Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines?
Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines?
Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours, and knock up a nice chicken costume.
Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours, and knock up a nice chicken costume.
Why don't you do your mum a favor, go down to the shop and get some?
Why don't you do your mum a favor, go down to the shop and get some?
Why don't you take this, go and get some Rizlas...
Why don't you take this, go and get some Rizlas...
Why now?
Why now?
With respect, Arthur, you're a snob.
With respect, Arthur, you're a snob.
With respect?
With respect?
With the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality.
With the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality.
Words to live by, Eggsy.
Words to live by, Eggsy.
Words to live by. Try a pair.
Words to live by. Try a pair.
Would sir care for a drink?
Would sir care for a drink?
Would you excuse me?
Would you excuse me?
Would you like a lift home?
Would you like a lift home?
Yeah, but how?
Yeah, but how?
Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead.
Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead.
Yeah, I've been queuing up all day.
Yeah, I've been queuing up all day.
Yeah, that's it!
Yeah, that's it!
Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad...
Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad...
Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces.
Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car.
Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car.
Yes, Eggsy!
Yes, Eggsy!
Yes, Harry.
Yes, Harry.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. Stay focused.
Yes, I am. Stay focused.
Yes, I totally understand.
Yes, I totally understand.
Yes, like My Fair Lady.
Yes, like My Fair Lady.
Yes, Merlin.
Yes, Merlin.
Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it. Give me a second!
Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it. Give me a second!
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force.
Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force.
You all forgot the most important thing...
You all forgot the most important thing...
You all talk so funny.
You all talk so funny.
You are about to embark...
You are about to embark...
You are aware that I wound things down in that area, right?
You are aware that I wound things down in that area, right?
You are completely crazy.
You are completely crazy.
You are the chosen people.
You are the chosen people.
You are totally the reason I'm here.
You are totally the reason I'm here.
You blew up his head?
You blew up his head?
You boys have outstayed your welcome.
You boys have outstayed your welcome.
You can't talk to me like that.
You can't talk to me like that.
You click it. I die.
You click it. I die.
You did it!
You did it!
You didn't stop shit!
You didn't stop shit!
You dirty little fucking...
You dirty little fucking...
You do not have to be a Jew, a ******, a whore...
You do not have to be a Jew, a ******, a whore...
You don't land in the K, you're not in the K.
You don't land in the K, you're not in the K.
You fucking freak.
You fucking freak.
You had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest.
You had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest.
You have 30 seconds. Come on now, hurry.
You have 30 seconds. Come on now, hurry.
You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper it in my ear.
You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper it in my ear.
You have an unlimited air supply.
You have an unlimited air supply.
You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?
You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?
You just have to trust me.
You just have to trust me.
You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back.
You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back.
You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us.
You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us.
You know what? Fuck it.
You know what? Fuck it.
You know what's not good news?
You know what's not good news?
You know your shit.
You know your shit.
You know, governments and security forces worldwide...
You know, governments and security forces worldwide...
You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here...
You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here...
You know, not a lot of people knew about him.
You know, not a lot of people knew about him.
You like spy movies, Mr. DeVere?
You like spy movies, Mr. DeVere?
You listen to me!
You listen to me!
You might want to have a word with him about sharing his password.
You might want to have a word with him about sharing his password.
You motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
You need a pen?
You need a pen?
You need to see this.
You need to see this.
You need to take that chip off your shoulder.
You need to take that chip off your shoulder.
You owe me, Eggsy.
You owe me, Eggsy.
You pick up new hobbies pretty quick.
You pick up new hobbies pretty quick.
You read my mind.
You read my mind.
You set a new record.
You set a new record.
You shot your dog and had it stuffed?
You shot your dog and had it stuffed?
You should be.
You should be.
You should've asked me before you took a seat.
You should've asked me before you took a seat.
You stay here.
You stay here.
You take care of this, Eggsy.
You take care of this, Eggsy.
You think I've got anything to lose?
You think I've got anything to lose?
You think there's a lot of jobs going around here, do you?
You think there's a lot of jobs going around here, do you?
You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing...
You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing...
You throw away...
You throw away...
You trained him well.
You trained him well.
You wanker!
You wanker!
You were all over the radar.
You were all over the radar.
You were halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up.
You were halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up.
You will care for it. You will teach it.
You will care for it. You will teach it.
You will shit.
You will shit.
You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag.
You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag.
You will write your name on that bag.
You will write your name on that bag.
You won't tell me anything.
You won't tell me anything.
You'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman.
You'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman.
You'll need to deploy your missile just before that, okay?
You'll need to deploy your missile just before that, okay?
You're a fucking dead man! Stop it!
You're a fucking dead man! Stop it!
You're dismissed.
You're dismissed.
You're fucking insane!
You're fucking insane!
You're getting in on Arthur's invitation.
You're getting in on Arthur's invitation.
You're gonna need to blend in.
You're gonna need to blend in.
You're popular, inspirational...
You're popular, inspirational...
You're the one who asked for a biometric security system.
You're the one who asked for a biometric security system.
You're top of the class.
You're top of the class.
You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son?
You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son?
You've got something to look forward to then.
You've got something to look forward to then.
Your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog.
Your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog.
Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process.
Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process.
Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material.
Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material.
Your father had the same look on his face.
Your father had the same look on his face.
Your father was a brave man.
Your father was a brave man.
Your mission is to land in the target without the radar detecting you.
Your mission is to land in the target without the radar detecting you.
Your mission is to use your NLP training...
Your mission is to use your NLP training...
Your Royal Highness.
Your Royal Highness.
Your test results were even better than I could've hoped.
Your test results were even better than I could've hoped.
Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.
Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.
1!
1!
3...
3...
4...
4...
5...
5...
6...
6...
7...
7...
8...
8...
9...
9...
17 years and still...
17 years and still...
26 25.
26 25.
35.
35.
100 percent.
100 percent.
100 percent.
100 percent.
1962 Dalmore.
1962 Dalmore.
Are you all right? No.
Are you all right? No.
As in James Bond? No.
As in James Bond? No.
Be right back. We'll see you in a bit, yeah?
Be right back. We'll see you in a bit, yeah?
but if you don't object... Of course.
but if you don't object... Of course.
Come on, then! Eggsy, forget it!
Come on, then! Eggsy, forget it!
Dean? Shut the fuck up.
Dean? Shut the fuck up.
Dean? Shut the fuck up.
Dean? Shut the fuck up.
Do you hear? Just leave him alone, Dean!
Do you hear? Just leave him alone, Dean!
Electrocute you? Don't be ridiculous.
Electrocute you? Don't be ridiculous.
Fuck! Oh, shit!
Fuck! Oh, shit!
Get me out of here! Thank you, Charlie.
Get me out of here! Thank you, Charlie.
Get them yourself. Oi.
Get them yourself. Oi.
Give his real name, Chester King. What about you?
Give his real name, Chester King. What about you?
Hideous Mine's pretty sweet.
Hideous Mine's pretty sweet.
Hope you're hungry. I'm famished.
Hope you're hungry. I'm famished.
How do they feel? Yeah, good.
How do they feel? Yeah, good.
How many more are we expecting? Not many.
How many more are we expecting? Not many.
I don't know what you're on about. Who was it?
I don't know what you're on about. Who was it?
I'm Eggsy. Eggy?
I'm Eggsy. Eggy?
I'm Morten Lindström. Chester King.
I'm Morten Lindström. Chester King.
Is that a promise? On my life!
Is that a promise? On my life!
It's a hand grenade. Shut up!
It's a hand grenade. Shut up!
It's an acquired taste, mate. I think it's just cheap.
It's an acquired taste, mate. I think it's just cheap.
Keep shooting, I'll find a route. Understood.
Keep shooting, I'll find a route. Understood.
Mr. Dean Anthony Baker. What the fuck?
Mr. Dean Anthony Baker. What the fuck?
No offense, bruv. It's all right.
No offense, bruv. It's all right.
No! You so are.
No! You so are.
On my way. Lancelot, good luck!
On my way. Lancelot, good luck!
Please. Thank you.
Please. Thank you.
Saint Andrews? Durham?
Saint Andrews? Durham?
Tell me! I don't know what you're fucking on about!
Tell me! I don't know what you're fucking on about!
They made you one of these suits yet? No, not yet.
They made you one of these suits yet? No, not yet.
We don't have a lot of time. What are you going to do?
We don't have a lot of time. What are you going to do?
What, no parachute? Shit!
What, no parachute? Shit!
What? It was a blank, Eggsy.
What? It was a blank, Eggsy.
Who is he? Some climate change doomsayer.
Who is he? Some climate change doomsayer.
Who's this? Your target.
Who's this? Your target.
Whoever you spoke to... I told you...
Whoever you spoke to... I told you...
Yes? Body bag, sir.
Yes? Body bag, sir.
You can do this, okay? Yeah.
You can do this, okay? Yeah.
You cheeky... Understood?
You cheeky... Understood?
You see him? Right here.
You see him? Right here.
You won't tell a soul? Ask the feds.
You won't tell a soul? Ask the feds.
Yours first, okay? Yep.
Yours first, okay? Yep.
...about it.
...about it.
...and their roles in saving the human race.
...and their roles in saving the human race.
...Jew, ******, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them...
...Jew, ******, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them...
...the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.
...the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.

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