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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" is a hilarious comedy film released in 1996. Directed by Paris Barclay, the movie serves as a parody of popular hood films at the time. It follows the misadventures of Ashtray, portrayed by Shawn Wayans, as he navigates the dangerous streets of South Central Los Angeles. Marlon Wayans, Tracey Cherelle Jones, and Chris Spencer also star in this outrageous comedy, with appearances by legendary actors like Keenen Ivory Wayans and Bernie Mac. If you want to relive the laughter, you can play and download the sounds of this comedy gem right here.

About bein' a menace to South Central while they drink their juice in the 'hood,
After the devil made you, he broke the mold,
Age 1 9,
Ah, that'sdeep.
AII good, Know what I'm sayin'? I was about to eat breakfast, Hungry?
AII hooked up, partner, Give me my $1 3,
AII I know is I'd really Iike to take you out,
AII ready to go jump this fool in?
AII right, AII right, Not the dude, not the dude, AII right, Ready?
AII right, Let's play a Iittle game,
AII right, so what you wanna do, my man, is go to the corner,
AII right, sweetheart, Take care of yourself,
AII right, That's enough of all that sentimental stuff,
Ain't no future for you, And don't think about gettin' no job, Tray,
Ain'tthatsomeshit?
All right, getin there.
All right, ****a, help meout. Comeon.
All right,then. All right, playa. Stayup.
Amy Jo!
An all white jury has just handed out a racially biased verdict,
And always cross in the green, never in between,
And anotherthing.
And as for Grandma... Well, she's still Grandma.
And at nighttime, I want you to cut the hair on my balls,
And every now and again you get hot and bothered,
And he falls asleep,
And I got two crack houses on there, Pay me, You owe me all the money,
And I wanna Ieave the 'hood with you,
And if you bring any of them hos up in here,
And if you fall, you better pick your punk ass up!
And if you steal from a man,
And if you're serious, Iet me know,
And Iike me, don't Iet nobody give you no shit!
And makeanotherlefthere.
And most of all, I hate that black ass, Wesley Snipes,
And that's when things really got freaky.
And the money that you do win, I'II jack you for it,
And the rest of y'all,,,
And tryin' to survive on welfare checks?
And we had the place all to ourselves.
And you believed her?
And you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass and you just,,,
And you wanna Ioad it up
And you're gonna have some chores,
Andthat'swhatlwant.
Anybody ever try and take your manhood?
Anyway, I think I'm in Iove,
Anyway, that's Toothpick's ex girl, You don't want any of that boy's old scraps,
Apparently, her mom must have forgot her purse or somethin',
Are those Girbauds? Shit, I'm gonna be sportin' them, man,
Are you crazy? What the hell did you do?
Are you just tryin' to get some from my momma?
Are you my daddy?
Are you OK, man? You got hit by the bullets, man?
Are you thirsty?
As a matter of fact, get out! Get out of my bed! Get out of my house!
As for Dashiki and I, we got married.
Ashtray, wake up,
Ashtray, you Iittle bitch ass motherfucker,
Baby, do me a favor and pass me that shit over there,
Baby, you really Iove me,
Bartholomew!
Be turned,,,
Because all the rappers are takin' all the good actin' jobs,
Because the honorable EIijah Mohammad AIi
Before you go, won't you read me a bedtime story?
Better than my wildest fantasies.
Bitch!
Break all yourselves!
Break yourself, ****a,
Break yourself!
Break yourself! Give me your goddamn number! Come on!
Bring your simple ass, Tray!
But after my master's, I thought I'd take a break,
But I can't teach you how to be a man,
But I don't know why,
But I guess I'm tryin' to teach you some responsibility,
But I just feel so comfortable with you,
But if you feel Iike the game is over, then we can Ieave,
But it was reliable in rain, sleet or snow.
But it won't happen again, see,
But now he's paralyzed from the waist down after a drive by.
But now, he's just plain confused.
But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off?
But you can't take the 'hood ****as out of Dashiki,
But you special,
But you've still got that plunger in your ass, So you're cryin',
By standin' my ground and havin' my homies watch my back,
Bye bye,
Can you tap that white girl for me?
Can you,,, Can you do me a favor, my brown skinned angel?
Catch,
Come here, you old fool dog, mark ass trick, Give me some Iove,
Come on in,
Come on now, baby, you talkin' to Loc Dog,
Come on,
Come on,
Come on, baby, Magic Ieg, give me some Iuck,
Come on, girl, It ain't gonna hurt you,
Come on, Grandma, I don't wanna do nothin' Iike that,
Come on, I gotta go to the store and get some more 40s,
Come on, man,
Come on, motherfucker, Give me your best shot,
Come on, Pop, You gotta be 1 8 and older,
Come on, Tray, Let's get outta here,
Come on, We're gonna do it,
Come over here and give your grandma a hug,
Cool,
Cool, cool, cool,
Crazy Legs' dream of becomin' a dancer finally came true.
Cute Iittle kid,
Damn,
Damn,
Damn, girl, you need to slow down with that,
Damn, them fake teeth are hard,
Damn! Hey, Tray, if you can't get nothin' here, you're gonna die a virgin,
Damn! This is some good shit,
Dashiki, fool,
Dashiki, I'm not ready to be no father right now,
Dashiki!
Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money!
Dick continues to pound her swollen opening until he climaxes,
Dick covers her with a pillow 'cause she's noisy,
Did you brush your teeth? Let me see,
Didn't I tell you to clean your room?
Do my eyes not deceive me or am I Iookin' at the goddess Isis herself?
Do my homework, since you wanna be a such a smart ass,
Do you drive an automobile?
Doctors say I ain't ever gonna walk again,
Domino, ****a! Yeah!
Don't ask how come,,,
Don't ask! I said don't ask!
Don't cut him no slack!
Don't get caught in the white man's self perpetuatin' unemployment
Don't show, or just don't care
Don't try anything, all right?
Don't worry, Legs, man,
Don't worry, They won't be necessary,
Don't you go nowhere, You're in good hands now, girl,
Doo Rag, don't you know that you and I are an endangered species?
Doo Rag, your mind,,,
Either they don't know,
Energy, Eager man, Yes, I Iike that,
Except for my arthritis in my trigger finger,
Excuse me, You know where I could get some water?
Father's name I don't know,
Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, maybe at a bank,
Finally, someone from the 'hood is gonna make it,
Fixed my hair, made sure it was slick and greasy,
Floats Iike a butterfly and stings Iike a bee!
Fool, Dashiki was born pregnant, What else is new?
Fool, get off me!
Fool, get your crusty behind away from me!
Fool! Break yourself!
Fool! I told you, I don't want no damn Watchtower.
For real, I got bigger and better plans,
Fresh air, fresh fish,
Fuck it, Let's just dance, I ain't puttin' my gun down,
Gang?
Get in there and clean that room in the next ten minutes
Get my nails done, get my hair done, pay my rent and get me a new car?
Get out of my house!
Get out!
Get out! And take your shit with you,
Get outta here, man! Get outta here!
Get the head! Come on! Move your body!
Get the map, Get the map,
Get to a good one, There we go,
Gettin' Iocked up in the city ain't the same,
Give it up!
Give it up! This is a jack move, fool,
Give me my money back,
Give me my money, I want my money,
Give me some,
Give me the man,
Give me them dice,
Give up hope, Look at me, Dreams are for suckers,
Go about three blocks down and make a right and you'II be right there on Crenshaw,
Go OId School, go OId School,
Good night, Pops,
Good to see you too, Miss Williams,
Got you! Come here, you punk!
Grandma, you better stay off my end or I'II smoke your ass,
Growin' up in the 'hood without a,,,
Have a nice day, Oh, yeah,
He fuckin' with the wrong motherfucker,
He's good,
He's the most dangerous OG on the set,
Hear what I'm sayin'?
Height six deuce, baby,
Hell, no, fool, That's a ten dollar food stamp, Better bring back my change,
Hell, no, Her momma, She the freak,
Hello,
Hello, everybody,
Hello, I'm Mr, Walker, I'm your examiner for today,
Her mom had just gone to church.
Her right, Her right, Her right, Her right,
Here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life
Here we go,
Here,
Here,
Hey, baby, we havin' a boy,
Hey, baby, you wanna dance?
Hey, brother, How you feelin', man?
Hey, fool, it wasn't me, I didn't hurt nobody,
Hey, girl, How you doin'? My name is Loc Dog,
Hey, Grandma,
Hey, Grandma, You got the juice now,
Hey, Loc, I hope you ain't sellin' out on me with no jive ass dream,
Hey, man, Ain't that Dashiki over there, kissin' that fool, man?
Hey, man, Check out that six four,
Hey, man, Come on in, PIease allow me, You a guest in my house, man,
Hey, man, he's goin' into convulsions!
Hey, man, you got everythin'?
Hey, Miss Lady Bitch, Hey, I'm talkin' to you,
Hey, ****a, Iight that shit up, Fuck me up,
Hey, stupid, you realize you just kissed every ****a at the party?
Hey, sweetheart,
Hey, that's cool, Then I'II put up Iiquor stores on every corner,
Hey, that's good, girl,
Hey, Tray,,,
Hey, what are you doin'?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, where the seatbelts at?
Hey, you guys,
Hey, you wanna read me one?
Hey, you want some of this? Make you grow hair on your Iittle nuts,
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Look, ****a,
Hey! Make sure your ass is on that plastic,
Hey! Which one of y'all's Ashtray?
Hi,
Hi, my name is Loc Dog, What's your name?
His only son, Didn't he do it?
Hit it!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
Hold him down, baby, Let Momma have him,
Hold up, Whatever happened to your pops anyway?
How come you never came to see me, man?
How come you talk all that noise about white men and then go date white women?
How many bars of soap? Deal my cards, ****a, Just hurry up!
How you doin', brothers?
How?
Hurry up and buy,
Hurry up and buy!
Hurry up! Come on!
I actually think we're gonna be all right,
I ain't gonna grow up to be shit, just Iike you, baby,
I ain't got to do nothin', My momma take care of me,
I ain't worried about jail, What the fuck? You sound Iike a bitch!
I also realized how much I Iove you,
I bet you I'd get the number,
I can't believe your mark ass is finally Ieavin' the 'hood,
I can't take it! Oh, my Lord!
I didn't think that ass fro was cute!
I don't know, I just met you,
I don't know, I might move out of the 'hood with her,
I don't wanna have trouble, Just go! Go home, Don't come back,
I don't want you hangin' out in the streets,
I don't want you to think I'm a freak or nothin' Iike that,
I feel sorry for your mother,
I feel the spirit!
I fixed my eyebrows, made sure they were straight,
I go and check them,
I got a surprise for you,
I got my education, I worked two jobs to support you,
I got one question, Who got that chronic, ****a?
I got somethin' for you to make the girls think you're smellin' good,
I grabbed my things and got out of there.
I guess she could smell the sex in the air.
I guess, even though we were free,
I hate black keys on a piano!
I hate black pepper!
I hate black pepper!
I hate my gums, 'cause they black!
I hate the back of Forest Whitaker's neck!
I hate Whoopi Goldberg's Iips!
I hate you black bastards, You stink!
I hate your black pants!
I hate your black skin!
I Iove the smell of gun smoke in the mornin',
I just spent six months at County,
I know you didn't do me wrong,
I know, sister, You're gonna miss him, aren't you?
I mean nervous,
I met the finest Iittle brown skinned cutie down at the corner market,
I moved back into my father's house after livin' with my mom for most of my life.
I need somebody to help me change all them diapers,
I really shouldn't,
I said do we have a problem?
I said do we have a problem?
I should go shank that fool, right now,
I sure will,
I survived the Watts riots gang wars, And you know how I did it?
I thought about it and I wanna be a father to my child,
I told her, I don't wanna be on welfare my whole Iife,
I told you he was dead,
I told you I could get a Iittle crazy,
I told you I'd get her number,
I usually don't even go home with guys when I first meet them,
I want you to finish school 'cause without an education,
I want you to just be yourself, OK?
I want you to,,, I want you to call me,
I wanted them to say goodbye to their daddies,
I was losin' my virginity to the woman of my dreams.
I was tired of Iiving off of Daddy,
I went over her house one Sunday mornin'.
I went to see Jason's Lyric this weekend,
I'd Iike to take a plane from Bogota, Colombia and get off on Crenshaw,
I'II beat the shit outta you! Where's my money?
I'II give you a call about five o'clock, all right?
I'II just wear these then,
I'II marry you, I promise, Just wake up,
I'II tell you when I wake up,
I'm gonna cut off his balls and chop off his dick,
I'm gonna finish gettin' my swellin' on right, so have a seat, man,
I'm gonna get me my g o b a job,
I'm gonna go in here to get me a malt Iiquor SIurpee,
I'm gonna run him over with my car, see!
I'm gonna shoot that motherfucker, Kill him,
I'm gonna stab that motherfucker for fuckin' with me,
I'm gonna tell you what it's really like livin' in the 'hood.
I'm hit!
I'm puttin' up shoppin' centers on my property,
I'm sorry, man,
I'm takin' the kids and I'm movin' out of the 'hood,
I'm talkin' about girls, man,
I'm thinkin' about goin' away to college myself,
I've been down on this 'hood a Iong time, I seen a Iot of things,
I've been in jail a Iong time, T,
If he's chargin' 250, I gotta charge you 500!
If I was white, you wouldn't be makin' me write,
If we ever find that Toothpick, I'm gonna smoke him,
Institutional Double Rock On The Side Of The Road To Jericho
Is that it? Diapers? I used to change my father's diapers all the time, Ain't no thing,
It ain't all about the size of the boat, It's the motion in the ocean,
It ain't Iike that, I'm gonna tell you the real deal what goes on,
It ain't nothin', dog, You'II be up in there next year,
It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer.
It is Iike a gun,
It touched me in a really special place,
It was kinda tough,,,
It's good to have you up in here too,
It's just that, when I drink, sometimes I get a Iittle crazy,
Jail and Dashiki bein' pregnant, I felt I was about to explode!
Jif!
Just don't shoot,
Just give me the book,
Just relax,
Keep track of my Matchbox cars, organize the Sega Genesis cartridges,
Keisha, what do you say we go back to my place and have a nightcap?
Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone,
La Quanda, do you have a boyfriend?
Last time I seen you, you was this tall,
Let me give you the same advice my father gave me, all right?
Let me just move this,
Let me see,
Let me tell you about drinkin' and drivin',
Let me tell you about OId School,
Let me tell you somethin', In this world, if you can't swim,,,
Let me tell you young punks somethin',
Let's do this, AI Dog,
Let's get him in the truck, Get his baby shoe,
Let's go, before I Loc up on these people,
Let's go! Let's go, fool! Come on!
Like a rose's fragrance or a child's birth,
Like I was sayin', what's up with them hoes tonight?
Like those of you who realize
Listen, Doo Rag, Havin' a gun doesn't give you any power,
Listen, sister, Iisten! You are a strong African American woman,
Listen,,,
Loc Dog was America 's worst nightmare.
Loc Dog was gonna teach me to survive in the 'hood, even if it killed me.
Loc Dog went into show business.
Loc Dog, turn that Ioud ass motherfuckin' music down,
Loc, what are you doin', man?
Loc, you better stop clownin', get your GD, before you end up Iike that brother,
Look at that shit, ****a,
Look here, Iet me tell you somethin', Tray,
Look here, Just charge us for the chips and the ice cream, AII right?
Look, Dashiki, I'm sorry about Iast night,
Look, I know you think I'm bein' hard on you,
Love is by far the most precious thing on Earth,
Love me and Ieave me,
Made me never want to do time in the joint again.
Make a right, right there,
Make sure I fuck 'em first,
Makin' me write and shit,
Man, can you hook me up with directions to Crenshaw?
Man, I need to get out of this place,
Man, Iook,,,
Man, it's only been 1,825 days, six hours and 1 3 minutes, She could have waited,
Man, Right there,
Man, you got any spare change?
Mary Iies on the bed and spreads her thighs,
May I have a pen, please? Thank you,
Me?
Message!
Message!
Message!
Missionary Baptist Church Of Zion!
Momma!
Move it!
Move me,
My bacon's smellin' fine,
My bad,
My boy Tray gettin' himself some sex,
My cousin Loc Dog lived right across the street.
My father tried his best to give me advice.
My man, my man say he don't want no trouble,
My milk of magnesia,
Nah, I'II Iet you cut me up,
Nah, I'm on punishment, My mom says I can't Ieave the porch,
Never forget, man,
Never mind,
Never use condoms, son, They take away all the feelin',
Nice execution! I'm gonna give that a 8,
******, come on, Let's go get Preach and Crazy Legs and go to this picnic real quick,
******, get it around on that side,
******, I don't know you,
******, my mom said the same shit, Sweatin' me, ****a,
******, that's gonna run you about $1 3,
Nine times to the head, One, two and that equals nine,
No smokin' my shit, Don't Iet me catch you drinkin' my shit,
No, I got hit by a car,
No, Lord! No, Lord! Not my baby!
No, There we go,
No, You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me,
No!
No! In the books,
No! We need to put an end to all this black on black crime,
Not today, Loc, I gotta take my driver's test,
Nothin' Iike the great outdoors, huh, Pop?
Now give me a kiss and be a good boy,
Now I'm gonna wear you out, you Iittle punk,
Now in a circular motion, rub your stomach and pat your head
Now that's a Iady,
Now walk slowly toward the car.
Now, children, What do you say when you meet a nice man?
Now, I realize that every now and again
Now, I've done all I can,
Nuh uh, fool, That's the baby's Iunch,
Of hopelessness, poverty and profanity.
Oh, Ashtray,
Oh, baby, you're OK!
Oh, fool!
Oh, go fuck yourself, ****a,
Oh, go to hell!
Oh, God,
Oh, hell, no, You know I ain't got no self esteem,
Oh, I got that, I can cover that,
Oh, Iook at that, Time for me to take out the poor, white trash,
Oh, Lord, why you do this to me? Oh, I can't take it! I can't take it!
Oh, Ma, come on, The gang needs me, I'm their Ieader,
Oh, man!
Oh, Momma, Momma, I swallowed my toothpick, Momma,
Oh, my baby!
Oh, my God, The mother of Mecca is right here before me,
Oh, my junior! I nursed him with these, Lord!
Oh, my money ain't good?
Oh, my old stinky ass is fine,
Oh, ****a, that's Dashiki,
Oh, no, ****a, you ain't goin' nowhere,
Oh, shit,
Oh, that is so beautiful,
Oh, the police is after you, huh?
Oh, there you are,
Oh, we got a problem, partner, Right here,
Oh, word, Candy bars,
Oh, yeah,
Oh, yeah,
Oh, yeah,
Oh, yeah, 1 1,
Oh, yes, Why don't you fill out this application?
Oh, you and your seven kids,
Oh, you cold, You cold,
OK,
OK,
OK, it's my turn, I believe,
OK, Thank you,
OK, yeah, AII right,
On the count of three, we'II put the guns down?
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,
One more time!
One,
One, two,,,
Only your father can do that,
Ooh, boy!
Or else you gonna be walkin' down the street with three shoes,
Or should I wear this Uzi,,,
Or why come the pastor have to have him a nice house,
Or workin' security for Eddie Murphy,
Order up!
Our family survived six generations on it,
Park right there,
Peace,
Pickles, ten dollars, Come on, give me money, Give me money, right now,
Pop, can we talk, teenager to teenager?
Preach, he settled down.
Problem was, he was only a couple of years older than me.
Problem was, he was only a couple of years older than me.
Put on your seatbelt, check your mirrors, Let's begin,
Quick fashion question,
Quit disrespect,,, You need,,,
Quit Iickin' Iike that or I'II put you outside to make me some money,
Quit sweatin' me, Shoot,
Raised in a house with three generations
Read it, Man, read this, Come on, Let's go,
Real woman,
Really,
Really? Man, I can't wait for the day I can move out of the 'hood,
Remind me to pick my Iaundry up from that Chink motherfucker up the street,
Right on, huh?
Rubber baby buggy bumper,
Salary desired,
Say, that's a nice walker, Iady, Cough it up! Turn around! Snap!
See, 'cause in the 'hood, everybody's a target,
See, I met this girl, She's pretty special,
See, in the 'hood, most of us won't reach the age of 21,
See, my poetry helps me escape the harsh realities of Iivin' in the 'hood,
See, that's what I'm talkin' about, Sabomboo,
See,,,
Sex hell, yeah, ****a,
She had big breasts and big Iegs, Her ass was pow!
She said I was the only one she'd been with in the past 20 minutes,
She taught me all about foreplay.
She was fine enough to be Jet Beauty of the Week.
Shirt! $1 9,95,
Shoot,
Should I wear this TEC 9,,,
Should I wear this TEC 9,,,
Since I bought a butcher's knife,
Sister! We need a doctor fast!
So here I am,
So hold up, Let me get this straight, What you're tryin' to say is
So I knew she Iiked me 'cause we Iocked eyes,
So I start to get into my mac daddy Denzel mode, you know, Yeah,
So Iet me see,
So much so, that, even on the outside, he lived like he was still on the inside.
So we went to our homie Old School's house.
So we're not bumpin' heads, if you gonna be stayin', you have to follow some rules,
So what you gonna do now, Tray?
So you get up in that bitch's pussy Iike warp factor five and shit,
So you gonna roll with us?
So, you know, we got to kissin', lickin', slobbin'.
Some of you women folk,
Somebody help me!
Sometimes I feel Iike a caged animal,
Sorry,
Sorry, bro, I'm all out, man,
Stand on one leg.
Stay away from that, Everybody in the 'hood's been up in her,
Suck my dick and,,, Iick your ass!
Swine, my brother?
Take a road trip in a mail truck? That's the stupidest idea I heard,
Take care of my baby, all right? And my truck,
Take that, motherfucker!
Take your ass to him and Iet him fuck your head up,
Teach my son how to be a man, Tray, How to be a man,
Tell your daddy to page me,
Thank you, brother, Thank you very much,
Thank you, Momma,
That old mark ass ****a ran out on us Iike a Iittle biznitch,
That shit is fun, man, What you do is get yourself a 40,
That the Lord wants you to give generously to His church,
That was good,
That's enough of that Iove, I don't play that sentimental shit, Come on, come in,
That's more than most homies in the 'hood,
That's my ****a,
That's not what I'm talkin' about,
That's right, fool, you better get on outta here, And don't come back,
That's the story of my Iife,
That's the way to start the day, How you doin'?
That's what it's all about, Tray,
The Iawyers rip you off and you wind up with $2,50,
The man,
The only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women,
The social worker's comin' and I'm still claimin' your ass,
Then get on the freeway, punch it to 85,
Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you,
Then I'II rob that motherfucker blind,
There was this one dude who rubbed up against my butt one time, but I didn't Iike it,
They're hirin' down at BM Motors, Come down there with me,
Think about it, ****a, You've been in jail five years now,
This ain't your baby, This ain't your baby,
This is home sweet home,
This is some good shit,
This is the story of Dick and Mary,
This is what fresh air smells Iike,
This one to all my dead homies, you know what I'm sayin'?
This still my house, motherfucker,
Three,
Tired heifer,
To take away the self esteem of another race,
Toke, toke, ****a, Toke it! Toke it!
Tray,
Tray, Iet me handle this Iike a gentleman,
Tray, is that you?
Tray, scoot over, Rumor has it your bitch ass is in town for good, ****a,
Tryin' to win Best Actor on the Soul Train Awards.
Turn off your Iights, Iet go of the steerin' wheel,
Two on your feet and one in your ass, sucker,
Two, Community Service,
Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before.
Very interesting, I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed,
Victimized by the oppressive harsh realities of the 'hood.
Wait here,
We need a doctor right now,
We need our own cargo ships, cargo planes, That's why shit costs so much,
We need to call a truce,
We need to call a truce,
We need to destroy ourselves!
We need to subjugate our people without the help of the white devil,
We need you someone with some class, Someone you can take home,
We were still slaves in the mind.
We will now have a B selection from the choir,
We're not the ones bringin' drugs and guns into the community,
Well, actually, originally I'm from the East Coast,
Well, anyway, you just be careful,
Well, dig this here, Tray,
Well, what I want you to do when you get that hot and you need a Iittle relief,
Well, you know,
What are you doin'?
What did I tell you about disrespectin' my Nubian princesses?
What did you say about my momma?
What did you say about my momma? Break yourself!
What did you say?
What else is new? It's mine,
What I'm gonna need you to do is fill this form out,
What the fuck is he talkin' about?
What the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years,
What the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years,
What you doin' stoppin' in here?
What you gonna be doin'?
What you talkin' about? Leave the 'hood?
What?
What?
What?
What? You better give me some sucky sucky for five dollars,
What's up now, partner? Huh, partner?
What's up now, you pretty punk chick?
What's up, baby boy?
What's up, Crazy?
What's up, man?
What's up, ****a? BIack on black crime,
What's up? Heard you got my boy Toothpick's girlfriend pregnant?
What's up? Hey, you makin' some, Jiffy Pop?
What's up? We got a problem, Toothpick?
Whatever, I'm just sayin', why go back to jail?
When I say Mount Calvary, y'all gonna hear me!
When we got up there, it was like heaven.
Whenever you with me, I want you to just relax and be yourself,
Where are them busters hidin' at?
Where else will I find a pussy whipped fool to take care of me and seven kids?
While saying, Rubber baby buggy bumper.
Who are you callin' whipped, girl?
Who the fuck is that on my porch?
Whoa, come on, baby, Relax,
Why didn't y'all invite me to the party?
Why, Iittle Foots, you got a dream?
Why?
With Iittle, itty bitty
With my Iow tops?
With the high tops?
With the tip of your finger, touch the tip of your nose.
Without a positive male role model to Iook up to,
Word,
Work him, Dog, work him,
Writin' a poem,
Wrong hole, fool,
Y o, Malik, kid, How's it feel? Your first day at college?
Y o!, I'm fixed to tell you how it is in the 'hood,
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah, Ashtray,
Yeah, I got a dream,
Yeah, I heard y'all ****as is hirin', What's up?
Yeah, I told you you ain't got no game for me, boy!
Yeah, make him cripple! Make him cripple Iike me! Stomp him! Yeah,
Yeah, man, I don't care, though,
Yeah, man, Mom says it's time for me to become a man,
Yeah, only thing is, now she's pregnant, I don't know what to do,
Yeah, see, the next man who Ioves me and Ieaves me so quick,
Yeah, that Iazy ass motherfucker's back there doin' nothin' as usual,
Yeah, there's hope,
Yeah, well, it takes a really special kind of man to be with me,
Yeah, yeah, Forties and 9s, That's my favorite store,
Yeah, You better recognize,
Yeah, you get crazy, Come on,
Yeah!
Yeah! Break yourself, fool!
Yep, yep, yep,
Yes, I do, But not with you,
Yes, Lord! Praise the Lord!
Yes, ma'am, How are you?
Yes, may I help you?
Yes! Yes!
Yo, he dead,
Yo, Legs! Legs!
Yo, Malik, Don't forget about us, baby,
Yo, man, Who's this fine girl over here?
Yo, pass that shit!
Yo, pass that!
Yo, Preach, at Ieast Ashtray got a dream,
Yo, Yo, Yo,
You ain't my daddy and you ain't payin' any of my bills,
You are so nasty, I should be goin',
You been paralyzed for the Iast five years,
You been wearin' them jimmy hats that Grandma gave you?
You better recognize, motherfucker,
You better start announcin' yourself before you get smoked up in here, ****a,
You break, you buy! Soda, five dollars!
You can replace what you steal,
You can't, brother, That's the Red Line district and whitey won't Iet you do that,
You could take Dashiki out of the 'hood,
You didn't get on the amusement rides, We had to go to Kiddie Land,
You didn't think you'd come over here, pull that gun on me and then Ieave me?
You don't know me, That's right,
You dropped something,
You ever been fuckin' a bitch, right, The bitch got three or four kids,
You get hot, you get bothered,
You get mad and burn down all your properties,
You have your black ass back here by Friday,
You Iivin' it, man,
You just been pulled out your car and severely beaten by LAPD,
You know I do, girl,
You know I'm gonna be all right,
You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby,
You know there ain't no positive black females in these movies,
You know what? You ain't nothin' but a Iittle boy,
You know you fucked up, right? Yeah, you fucked up,
You know, being an Ivy Leaguer can be such a Ieg up,
You know, doin' the wild thing.
You know, it's,,,
You know, Malik is the first one in the 'hood to go to college,
You man enough to come up in me, but not enough to take care of what comes out,
You on your own there, bro,
You right, Pop,
You see somethin' else up in that motherfucker,
You see, it's terms Iike the word ****a that the white man uses
You still hit Iike a bitch, motherfucker,
You sure this guy's gonna have our back?
You tell your pretty ass motherfuckin' daddy I said hello,
You think about it, OK?
You think you're tough!
You wait right here,
You wakin' up the babies, motherfucker,
You're a good brother, Tray, Dad,
You're so tight,
You've been hangin' with the homies for a while,
1 1,
1 1, Yeah, baby, I Ianded on Crenshaw,
1,01 2,
? Both my clocks are goin' dead ? With two in his chest
? No homeboy, you goin' dead ? Well put him to rest
? What you do? ? Bust her out, bust her out
? What you do? ? Bust her out, bust her out
? What you do? ? Eat her out
? Where the party at? ? Where the party at?
(Preach) Time to play a Iittle Po'Nopoly, (Crazy Legs) Hey, I get to be a Hyundai,
1 1, No cheatin',
Abraham didn't ask no questions, Thank you, baby,
AII right, man, AII right, man,
AII right? Yeah,
Ain't that the truth! (man) Go, Grandma!
Amen! Don't ask no questions,
Are you still a virgin? Of course,
Are you sure it's OK? Mm hm,
Bone check, homie, Bone check, Five dollars a head, ****a, Five dollars,
Boy, am I happy to see you, man, AIways remember, my brother,
But I can still stick and move, I'II bet you can,
Care for a Iittle soup? No, thanks, I'm cool, Is Loc Dog here?
Chores? That's right, This ain't no free ride,
Come here, boy! Oh, shit,
Come on, ****a, Come on, Grandma, I don't wanna,
Crazy Legs, you got a problem with that? No, you the winner, Hands down,
Damn five o, Damn!
Damn! Damn, I hope I'm next,
Dashiki! From Penetration Avenue? Come on, Pop!
Don't ask no questions, Good to see you today, GIoria,
Don't go up too high in the back, Don't worry,
Don't tell me you slept with her too? Oh, no, it ain't nothin' Iike that, son,
Don't you hate that? (woman) Let's go,
Drive, Let's go,
For me? Yeah,
For me? Yeah, Make a wish,
Get me some barbecued potato chips, Can I keep the change?
Ghetto booty, Oh, yeah,
Hell you was helpin' me! You was Iocked up, fool!
Hello, Yo, man, You page me?
Hey, brother, man,,, What's up?
Hey, man, How do you work this radio? (buzzer)
Hey, Miss Dog, Hey, Ashtray,
Hey, one Iove, baby, Big baby!
Hey! What's up, ****a? What's up, Pops?
Hey! Where y'all goin'? Loc Dog,
How much for this candy bar? Five dollars,
Huh? USSR?
I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass! I ain't,,, Whoa!
I ain't told you about that Iittle honey dip? What honey?
I can't, Why not?
I don't wanna talk to you! Wait!
I don't want any cheeseburgers, PIease, man,
I don't want no trouble, man, You must not have heard me!
I get the point, That was,,, You Iiked it?
I Iove you, Tray, I Iove you too, Mom,
I miss makin' Iove to her, Me too,
I said all right? Yeah, yeah,
I said don't ask no questions! (beeping)
I sure do hope you get her number, The girl?
I will kill that motherfucker, Baby, baby, baby,
I'II suck your dick, Ew!
I'm gonna get some, right? Don't even play me Iike that,
I'm pregnant, AIready? Are you sure?
Is you OK, snowflake? Oh, yes, my big chocolate warrior,
It will bug you out! Try it! I'm gonna try that,
It'II be Hiroshima and ****a saki, Yo, fool, Iet's go!
It's about time we jump your punk ass in, That's right,
It's because of that, I can't be with you, (beeping)
It's gonna be all right, Hold me,
Just give the money, (woman) Amen! I got $1 00 right here,
Keisha, Keisha,
Knowwhere the real power is? In the bullets!
Let me ask you a question, What's up?
Lock me up! Lock me up!
Look at you, You got big, man, You know what I'm sayin',
Makin' sure my breath wasn't stinkin',,, Get to the damn fuckin' part,
Man, he ain't breathin'! He's foamin' at the mouth!
Man, who is this girl? Her name's Dashiki,
Me and Dashiki's gonna tie that knot, Tie a knot in that bitch's tubes,
Me? Yeah, you,
Mr, Loc Dog? That's me,
My Iittle pigmy brother, AII right, African brother,
******, you ain't gettin' nobody's number, Fool, Watch me,
******, you ain't his daddy, I ain't?
******, you ain't his daddy, I ain't?
No, Good! That's my boy! That's my boy!
No, Byron was Iight skinned, Oh, yeah,
No, I'm full, I had some Red Hots, Is that right? Cool,
No, thanks, Now Iet me tell you somethin',
No! Oh, no!
Oh, man, Look at you, ****a, It's gonna be on,
Oh, man! Besides, it's past your bedtime,
Oh, not my baby! Yo, Yo,
Oh, that's pretty, Those are my kids,
Oh, you are so sexy, Yeah,
OK, AII right, come on,
OK, well, I'II see you Iater, AII right, then,
Preach, What up, ****a? Y'all need to stop usin' the word "****a",
Probably over that trick house, What trick?
She got more kids than Ms, Wayans, Damn!
She sure could suck a dick, though, What?
She wants me, Why waste your time with that trick?
So what? You knockin' boots yet? Yeah,
So will I see you again? Sorry, baby,
Some Iove me Iong time or somethin', You don't Iike? You don't buy,
Stay right there! Stay there! We shouldn't,,,
Stay up, AII right, man,
Strong Beach, To all my ****as, That's my property,
Suck it, ******s tryin' to hide the good shit,
Take your shit! Oh, girl, come on, This ain't mine,
Takin' all my money, Come on, Iet's be up outta here, I won,
Talk dirty to me, I'm comin'!
Thank you, Lord, (Loc Dog) Are you sure?
Thanks, You're number 1,01 2,
Thanks, You always know what to say, Thought you knew, boy,
That'II be 1 0,38, Wash them filthy hands,
That's all good, man, Work hard, Work my way up to manager,
The jury awards you $6,2 million, Damn,
There you go, brother, Thank you,
This fool is trippin', I'm outta here,
Throw away the key! Throw away the key!
We need more black people Iike this, Learn the system,
What are they in for, man? Five dollars, buster,
What did you say to me? I'II suck your dick, man,
What did you say, boy? I said, Oh, shoot, Ma, Shoot,
What shall we do? Run Iike a bitch, fool!
What up? Hey, what's up? How you doin'?
What you talkin' about? I was helpin' you,
What? Come on, Tray, you know I'm only playin',
What's that? My gat, fool,
What's up, baby? I need to tell you somethin',
What's up, baby? Yeah, right,
What's up, Crazy? What's up, y'all? I'II be right there,
What's up, cuz? What's up?
What's up, homie? Ready to do this? Yeah, man, I'm ready,
What's up, Iittle homie? What's up?
What's up, Loc? What's up, Tray?
What's up, Toothpick? What's up?
What's up, young blood? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
What's your name? AK,
What's your name? La Quanda,
Where did you Iearn how to use a gun? Cartoons and 'hood movies,
Why don't you come with us? What?
Why you trippin'? I don't wanna see you no more!
Why? Because we're black males? No!
With or without the boot? Doesn't matter,
Word! So don't Iet nobody mess with your set!
Y'all wanna see a dead body? Yeah,
Yeah, Oh, damn, man!
Yeah, OId School! Bartholomew!
Yeah, You ready to be out? Yeah, Iet's move,
Yo, Loc, Come here, Hey, what's up? What's up, ****a?
You always this shy, Keisha? Mm hm,
You can take me to jail! Take me to jail!
You gettin' it or you gettin' it? I'm gettin' it,
You gonna be doin' some drinkin'? Just a Iittle,
You know, I spent five years at Harvard, Really?
You know? Yeah, well, Iet me go find him,
You wanna dance, AK? Yeah, you know,
You're about to go to this party? Yeah,
You're alive, Ow!
You're next, Mr, Loc Dog,
? Acapella spittin ' shell paralyzed when you get touched
? All around, from the five boroughs On down to the mighty Bro town
? All of the things your man won't do
? All upon the stage cause y'all snakes keep rattlin'
? All y'all crab bitches ain't got to worry
? And as far as the coroners know the autopsy show
? And his name, black attack's the nerve like migraines
? And if she cries on the very next day, what you do?
? And ran over, by the Method Man jeep
? And smoke a blunt, and dial 1 1 6 0 4 9 1 1
? And some you never knew would get you hot
? And you could get long dick hip hop affection
? And your city, sir, it gets no prettier Just more gritty per capita
? As I bring forth the music, make love to your eardrum
? Ask why I slam nine diagram pole
? Be on the lookout for this mass murderous suspect
? Bear huggin' mics with the grips of a python
? Bitch, you ain't got nothin' on the rich
? Booty makers, put our hand in the air Booty makers, put our hand in the air
? Break it down
? Brothers hustlin' to make the dough, fast or slow
? But I got the master key
? But knowin' home is a place you're not goin' for a long while
? But meanwhile take a blast of the L and let the smell resonate
? Butt naked, baby, get busy
? Butt naked, get busy
? Cali, freak it out, freak it out now Freak it out, freak it out, freak it out now
? Chances may be slim
? Chrome tones hear the moans of Al Capone
? Civilize the mental, devils worship this like an icon
? Connect, get respect for they realness I know you feel this
? Cripple any drama that reside in the mind
? Dedicated to rap, ****a, beware of the fearsome Lebanon Don
? Describe me, the kid's nice and he holds swords
? Devise schemes by all means Like a sunrise when it beams
? Discombobulate your technique and your scheme
? Divine can't define my style is so deep like pussy
? Entertainin' motherfuckers can't stop oh
? Even if I'm smoked out I can't be scoped out
? Every little thing
? Every other day my whole dress code switch
? Feelers for style and dealers coke rush
? Five star general Raw be the quote rap style, sore throat
? Four course applause, like a black dat to dat
? Freak her out, freak her out
? Freak it out, freak it out now
? G, that is his name, If he can't hang
? G, that is his name, If he can't hang
? Germs start to spread through your crew, drew like an epic
? Get down like John Gotti then I gotta get lost
? Gettin' shackled on the bus First thing come Monday
? Girl, to me, you're like a diamond
? Go and find me or hidin', with wine and Bacardi
? Golden Arms is bronze, buddah palm hit Qu'ran
? Gun power to the dome And split the bone
? Happy birthday, homeboy
? Happy birthday, homie
? He's got to get out the game Yeah, get out the game
? He's got to get out the game, get out the game
? He's Iittle G, if he can't hang
? Here comes Lil' Bud with another hit
? Hey, big easy, she know you gotta be from nick, nick, nick, nick
? Hey, fat momma, you know you gotta be from Harlem
? Hold on to what you believe
? Hush, I'm comin' through with the bum rush
? I blow the shop up, you ain 't seen nothin ' yet
? I can take you where you wanna go
? I damage any MC who step in my direction
? I feel a need for real dope
? I guess I'm hell bound destined to learn my lesson
? I keep dancehalls strong Beats never worthy of my cause
? I know the day is dim
? I part backs like a spine, cut you like a blunt and reconstruct your design
? I wanna do all of the things your man won't do
? I'll do them for you
? I'll do them for you
? I'll take you out on a night cruise on a yacht
? I'll touch all the places he would not
? I'm goin' in to win, my momma keep on tellin' me we was born into sin
? I'm Staten Island's best son fuck what you heard
? I'm the one who came from the back and blew the brains out of Al Pacino
? I'm too ill, I represent Park Hill
? In battlin', you don't want me to start tattlin'
? Is it love you wanna find
? It blows extreme, mean stream be the theme
? It was a Shaolin blow put on by my family brought to the academy
? Just can't lose 'cause we've got a lot to look forward to
? Keep your eyes on the cream Live Wires on the team
? Keith Murray, UGK and oh, my lord, Jamar
? Kid, change your habit, you know I'm friends with the Abbott
? Know you gotta be from nick, nick, nick, nick, know you gotta be from Philly
? Lord Jamar is black Jesus, I sees this everywhere I go
? Make love on a beach of jet black sand
? Malcolm X beat threat CD massacre, murder to cassette
? Masked Avenger, I appear to blow your ear like wind
? MC's submit to the will as I kill your juvenile freestyle
? Me and RZA ridin', name printed in the tablet
? Miraculous word directs us, I'm from New York
? More than a thousand times one, snatch up my styles get done
? My culture, glides and attacks just like a vulture
? My technique alone blows doors straight off the hinges
? ******s still talkin' that shit is absurd
? No propaganda, be wary of the skill
? Nothing is forbidden when we touch
? Nowhere to go except next show, bro
? Of lyricism I'm on a Doug E Fresh mission
? Of the Wu and learned how to fuck up yo' anatomy
? Of those livin' outside my stateline Let 'em know we all the same kind
? Oh, baby, I wanna do
? One man ran, tryin' to get away from it
? One, two, what you gonna do?
? Open them up, they're hollow on the inside
? Or waitin ' on the train It's still the same thing
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
? Outside in the rain
? PLO style got thrown out the car
? Poisonous Rebel like Deck, you can't destroy this
? Prepare for mic fights
? Prepare for mic fights And plus a Cold War
? Prepare for mic fights And plus the Cold War
? Prepare for mic fights and plus the Cold War
? Put all the other LP's back on the shelf
? Raekwon dropped the bomb, Hunchback, Notre Dame
? See my face on the twenty dollar bill
? Sets in my chest and it burns, but I keep on puffin', no bluffin'
? So everybody just get on down
? So if you swingin ' on things Or down to gangbang
? So if you swingin ' on things Or down to gangbang
? So if you swingin' on things Or down to gangbang
? So just in case you want to clock me like Sherry
? So sit back and let the king explore
? Somebody stop me I'm out of control, please
? Start to scream out loud, Wu Tang's back for more
? Start to scream out loud, Wu Tang's back for more
? Start to scream out loud, Wu Tang's back for more
? Start to scream out loud, Wu Tang's back for more
? Steadily, calm and deadly
? Stop. Hammer time
? Supreme team, America's Cream Team, redeemed Vidal Sassoon
? Tempo slow, lights down low
? That fills more body bags than apartments in projects
? The east to the west
? The east to the west
? The east to the west
? The east to the west
? The fat LP with Cappuccino on the wax
? Then he can hang
? They get ambushed, skate, try to avoid this
? Through the fully operational, handheld totem
? Treat you like you're nothing
? Tryin' to get a title like Wu Killa Bee
? U can't touch this
? U can't touch this
? U can't touch this
? Under vets, we paid our debts for mad years
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
? We can do it all night
? Well, go on buddy, let 'em fly That's how it is in my city
? What's going on in your mind
? What's going on in your mind
? When you're worth more than gold
? With more games than beggars on trains livid sharp pains
? With the same crimes, catchin' the same time which translates to hang time
? Without doubt, I come with the real hip hop
? Word up Welcome to this tradition
? Ya wanna see your cash grow like grass
? Yeah, I got the hits that the busters can't get with
? Yes, the hour's four, I told you before
? Yes, the hour's four, I told you before
? Yes, the hour's four, I told you before
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
? You cut your mind and your body with the rhyme and the shotty
? You heard other raps before but kept waitin' for the sun of song
? You're stuck on stupid like I'm stuck on the map
? Your watch is covered, I can cover it like a sentence for a triple homicide
'cause she came back home.
'Cause the black man ain't got no place in the workforce,
'Fuck me! Fuck me!' Mary screams,
'I'm comin'! I'm comin'!'
(? All The Things (Your Man Won't Do) by JOE)
(? Freak It Out by Doug E Fresh)
(? Live Wires Connect by UGK, Keith Murray, Lord Jamar)
(? Tempo Slow by R. Kelly)
(? Time to Shine by Lil' Kim)
(? U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer)
(? Winter Warz by Ghostface Killah)
(? Winter Warz by Ghostface Killah)
(? Winter Warz by Ghostface Killah)
(beeping)
(breaks wind)
(breaks wind)
(clapping and stamping rhythmically)
(Crazy Legs) We're gonna have to play Po'Nopoly again sometime,
(Dashiki) Ashtray!
(door chime)
(door chime) ? ******s!
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
(gunshot)
(gunshots)
(Loc Dog) Hey, y'all, Look at them freaks gettin' busy on the dancefloor,
(Loc Dog) You ain't winnin' nothin', anyway,
(man) Come back here! Somebody call the police!
(man) J Nug, are you all right? Answer me, man! You all right? J Nug!
(man) My head! My head!
(man) Right there, right there!
(man) There are no cocaine fields,
(officer) Strike a pose! Now Vogue!
(PA) Number 213. Now serving number 213.
(phone rings)
(police sirens)
(screaming)
(screams)
(Toothpick) Just shoot everythin' in sight,
(Tray) Between Crazy Legs bein' hit in a drive by, the Korean store shootings,
(Tray) Dashiki was far more sexually experienced than I was.
(Tray) I remember the first time I saw Dashiki.
(Tray) Loc Dog didn't have the fliest ride,
(Tray) Thinkin' about another minute with Farra convict
(Tray) Toothpick got used to bein' in jail.
(Tray) We got arrested for bein' black on a Friday night.
(Tray) Well, that's my story.
(woman) Watch yourself now, Sister Williams,
$1 3? Oh, come on, The Spanish dude down the block only charges six,
$3 million, Cash,