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Shaun of the Dead (2004) Shaun of the Dead is a British horror-comedy film directed by Edgar Wright and released in 2004. The

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Shaun of the Dead is a British horror-comedy film directed by Edgar Wright and released in 2004. The film follows Shaun (played by Simon Pegg) and his best friend Ed (played by Nick Frost) as they navigate their way through a zombie apocalypse in London, while also trying to save Shaun's girlfriend Liz (played by Kate Ashfield). This hilarious and unique take on the zombie genre has become a cult classic. You can immerse yourself in the sounds of Shaun of the Dead by playing and downloading them here.

A bite at the King's Head, couple at The Little Princess,
A Bloody Mary first thing,
A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot is also an impenetrable fortress.
A, he's not my dad, OK? He's my stepdad.
About last night. I know loads of things were said but...
About you don't want to be my mum and that.
Actually... I would like to be shot.
Ah, hello.
Ah! Sade?
Ahh! Oh, God.
Aim for the head.
All he ever does is hold you back.
All right, gay.
All right, mate. Laters.
All right.
All right. Are there any out there, though?
All you can eat!
Almost like sleepwalking. Look at the face, it's vacant with a hint of sadness.
And all you ever do is fuck things up and make me look stupid.
And B, he might still be annoyed.
And B, it was an emergency.
And I always thought you had it in you to do well.
And I do want to spend time with you.
And I would at least expect you to respect my feelings.
And I'm always dragging him to the theatre.
And I'm not gonna bombard you with clichÈs but what I will say is this...
And if you're feeling better later, we're... we're going to the pub.
And invented the mobile disco.
And not a cheap posy from a garage forecourt.
And that only exacerbates things.
And that will exacerbate things for all of us.
And the front door is open. Again!
And there's a rifle above the bar.
And when she does, she'll kill all of us. That's what your ex can't seem to realise.
And, hold it there.
And, Mum, this is Liz. Liz, Mum.
And, Shaun... Shaun, look at me.
Any zombies out there?
Anybody?
Apologies for the cramped conditions. Di, stay on David's lap.
Are they still out there?
Are we close?
Are you all right, dear? Would you like another tissue?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
As Bertrand Russell said the only thing that will redeem mankind is co operation.
Because he can impersonate an orang utan?
Because... Because, because of... Captain Wow.
Bernie, the trophy wife.
Besides, I've changed. I haven't had a fag since yesterday, I promise.
Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
Blow!
But could you possibly do me a table for two for tonight at about eight?
But it wasn't me blowing our cover by arguing with my boyfriend.
But it's gonna be a bit cramped now. Has anyone got transport?
But what I do know is that we're here now and we have to make the best of it.
But you must set some quality time aside for yourselves.
Bye, Ed. Love you.
Cafe Au Lait...
Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
Can I just say one thing? I'm not gonna say there's plenty more fish in the sea,
Can you please turn that noise down?
Can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
Cheers.
Chill out, it's a short cut.
Christ!
Come and get it. It's a running buffet.
Come on, babe. Oh, she's engaged.
Come on, it was pretty funny.
Come on, let's just go.
Come on, Shaun. There comes a time when...
Come on, that's it. Come on, that's it, over here!
Come on, this way, that's it!
Come on, we're getting out of here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. This way, follow me. Come on, follow me.
Cornetto.
Daffs! I don't want to be torn to pieces and if you think about it, neither do you.
David, Dianne, let's go. Ed, give me some shells.
David, no!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David! No!
David?
Dianne, get Mum somewhere safe. David, kill the Queen.
Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?
Do it for me, then.
Do it, do it, do it, do it. Come on, do it.
Do it, do it, do it, do it. Come on, do it.
Do it!
Do we have to go through all that again?
Do you think they'll get through?
Do you want anything from the shop?
Do you want me to climb up the wall, come through the window? Because I will.
Dom, hi...
Don't groan at me, you thick fuck!
Don't point that gun at Barbara!
Don't scratch it! Wait...
Don't...
Drive.
Ed does the most amazing impression of the orang utan.
Ed, be careful.
Ed, for the last time, it's...
Ed, no!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed. Ed!
Ed's outside, we'll take you somewhere safe.
Either way, we need to think about blocking up this window. We're totally exposed.
Er, you've got entertainment. I don't know what that is.
Erm, as Mr Sloman always says, there's no I in team but there is an I in pie.
Erm, there's been a bit of a... a mix up with the table, babe.
Erm, we'll bring it back.
Erm... my friends Mark, Maggie,
Erm... this is my boyfriend, Declan.
Erm... two.
Everyone else to look out. I will fire.
Everyone stay where they are, I'll... Are we all here?
Everyone wants to see it. We could do with a laugh.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Feel free to step in any time.
Fire!
For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite.
For fuck's sake.
For fuck's sake. John, yes please, mate.
For the rest of my life like those other sad old fuckers
For these. "To a wonderful mum."
Friends are important to Shaun
Fuck a doodle doo!
Fuck fucking off! I've spent an entire life...
Fuck her. You got your pint.
Fuck it!
Gather round, everyone. Gather round, please.
Gather round.
Gay.
Get fucked, four eyes!
Get lost!
Get out!
Give me the car keys! Ed, get Mum in the car.
Go, go, go, go.
Gotta be a man.
Has anyone seen Every Which Way But Loose?
Haven't you got work?
He hasn't.
He sells a bit of weed now and again. You've sold puff.
He's a bigamist.
He's always hated me and now he wants to shoot my mum.
He's connected. Why is there a rifle above the bar?
He's my stepdad.
He's North London Mafia.
He's not in.
He's not my dad,
Head down the Phoenix for a roast,
Heads!
Hello, Edward.
Hello, mate.
Hello, Mum. You all right?
Hello, my friend. No beer today?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Here they come!
Hey, Liz. Long time no see.
Hey, man, listen... Top left.
Hey, well...
Hey, Yvonne.
Hey!
Hi.
Hi.
Hmm... I pranged it.
How about pool?
How about that tea?
How are we gonna do this?
How come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.
How comes you're allowed to speak to your dad?
How did you lose them?
How many shells have we got left?
How much have you had, love?
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
I admit, he can be pretty funny on occasion.
I always wanted to drive Pete's car. I might not get another chance.
I assume it was Liz who did the dumping?
I can give up smoking whenever I want. See, don't need them.
I can see the street.
I can't begin to imagine how hard this must be for you
I can't hit anything with it anyway, I'm rubbish.
I can't hold them!
I could get a round in.
I couldn't save Di or David. I couldn't even save Mum. I'm useless.
I didn't even have enough at the fucking shop. Oh dear.
I didn't want to say anything, I thought you'd be upset.
I didn't want to say anything.
I don't know what he meant by that.
I don't know, David! I don't know any more than you do.
I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them!
I don't know. Erm...
I don't see the point of owning a car in London.
I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate,
I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate,
I don't think Jill and Derek do live here.
I don't think so.
I fucking knew it! What did I tell you? Big Al was right.
I guess we'll have to take the Jag.
I just gave them the slip. Wasn't difficult. They're not all that.
I just wanted you to be strong and not give up because you lost your dad.
I know first aid.
I know he's your best friend but you do live with him.
I know you don't wanna be here forever. I got things I wanna do with my life.
I know you don't wanna hear this...
I know.
I know...
I know...
I owe you about 15p.
I put a Mars Bar in it once and he chased me with a bit of wood.
I said leave him alone!
I suppose we could take a few of them out if they stand in a line.
I think we can all appreciate that now.
I think we hit something.
I thought it could be me.
I thought it would be funny because of what you said last night
I tried calling but I couldn't get through. I had to come up with a plan.
I tried to tell you before you smashed the window.
I trust Shaun has another genius scheme up his sleeve?
I understand what you're trying to say and I agree.
I wanna know where the exits are and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
I want to do more interesting stuff.
I want to get there in one piece! Why are we going this way?
I want you to want to want to do it.
I was gonna.
I was totally munted last night.
I wasn't gonna.
I wasn't thinking about them.
I won't be long, I promise. Come on, you pasty faced fuckers, let's go! Follow me.
I'd be fine if it weren't for that bloody racket.
I'd say your nine lives were up, Shaun.
I'll book a restaurant. The place that does all the fish.
I'll do the honks.
I'll have a drink too. Would you like a drink, Barbara?
I'll honk three times.
I'm afraid Ash is feeling a little bit under the weather,
I'm coming, David!
I'm gonna shut the front door.
I'm in the middle of something. Yeah, it's weird.
I'm just being proactive.
I'm not a chartered accountant.
I'm not a performing monkey.
I'm not a performing monkey.
I'm not gonna let you do it any more. Not today!
I'm not gonna say if you love her let her go
I'm really flattered and everything but...
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm so sorry, Dianne.
I'm so sorry, Philip.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry, Mum.
I'm sorry, Shaun.
I'm sorry, Shaun.
I'm sorry, Shaun.
I'm sure Jill and Derek live round here.
I'm telling you, it's a fuss over nothing.
I've got a splitting headache and your stupid hip hop isn't helping.
I've got something for you.
I've known him since primary school. I like having him around, he's a laugh.
I've only got an 'enry meself. All right, laters.
If he does, do you think his master plan will be anything more than eating peanuts?
If I don't do something, I'll end up in that pub
If we don't, they'll tear us to pieces.
If we hole up, I want to be somewhere familiar,
If you get cornered, bash them in the head.
In four fucking hours because every other fucker is fucking ill!
In the garden, there is a girl.
In... There's an I in meat pie.
Is he just gonna stroll in and suddenly everything's OK?
Is itjust the two of you?
It looks like him but there is nothing of the man you loved in that car.
It means to make things worse.
It seems only right.
It's all right.
It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
It's fucking Sunday and I've got to go to fucking work
It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment.
It's just Ed doesn't have too many friends.
It's mournful, sorrowful, you're dead and you hate it. Go.
It's nice to meet you, finally. Shaun's always talking about you.
It's not enough, Shaun.
It's not hip hop, it's electro. Prick.
It's not that I don't like Ed. Ed, it's not that I don't like you.
It's not the end of the world.
It's not the end of the world.
It's not the same. You promised things would change.
It's not the same. You promised things would change.
It's OK.
It's on random.
It's Philip's. He won't let anybody near it.
It's quite simple, David.
It's quite simple, David.
It's true, Big Al says so.
It's your dad.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus.
John? John, Bernie, are you there? It's Shaun and Ed. We come in all the time.
Join us.
Just be careful!
Just hang on. Mum!
Just hold on, Mum, you're gonna be fine.
Just the two of us.
Keep moving. If there's any problems...
Last orders, please.
Let's go, shall we?
Let's just go somewhere and have a laugh. Things'll be fine, I promise.
Let's just wait for Shaun. We'll barricade the window when he gets back.
Let's put something else on.
Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple schnapps and playing Tekken 2.
Like these sad old fuckers wondering what the hell happened.
Listen to me. I'm beginning to sound like your mum.
Liz from Head Office. It's nothing to panic about.
Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight.
Liz, erm... have you got a quid?
Liz!
Look at me. I've spent my entire life sticking up for you
Look out!
Look, just get any blunt objects together.
Man, I've really ballsed this up.
Man, I've really ballsed this up.
Mary, I'm warning you, I'll have to get physical, I mean it!
Maybe he got a lift. He said he wasn't feeling well. Pete?
Maybe he went into work.
Maybe I'm not the one you should be apologising to.
Maybe we should all hold hands, make a crocodile?
Maybe you should stay here and wait for the doctor.
More than spending every night in the Winchester.
Move aside. I'm gonna count to three.
Mum, are you OK? Are you OK?
Mum, how much do you love Philip?
Mum, it's Philip, he's gone.
Mum, look, how much do you love Philip?
Mum!
Mum. "To a wonderful Mum" or "Supermum"?
Mum. Please don't go.
Must be why Shaun took us here before he left.
My mum and my girlfriend all in the same evening.
Nelson, have you got any papers?
Nelson?
Nelson?
Nelson? I haven't even...
Never taken a short cut before?
News. All the basic, er... news...
Next time I see him, he's dead.
Nice shot.
Nice. Good vocal work. OK. Barbara, that's excellent.
No fighting, you two.
No, he isn't.
No, I haven't forgotten.
No, it's a bit early for me.
No, it's probably best if we... Where's the car?
No, thank you.
No, that's rubbish.
No, they'll follow us. Keep up the act, I'll have to do something.
No, wait, we can't bring them back here.
No, what does "exacerbate" mean?
No, you should've said.
No!
No!
No! No! No!
No! That's the second album I ever bought!
No...
Noel, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate.
Nothing.
Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?
Now, I can see what David is trying to say...
Now, the Winchester is just over that fence, all right?
Oh dear.
Oh, cock it!
Oh, give us a fucking break!
Oh, God! That's not funny.
Oh, my God, that's rotten.
Oh, my God! Shaun!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no! Mum, come on.
Oh, no. Well, I've passed my test.
Oh, thank God for that.
Oh, well, that is just great.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes. Will you cut me some bread, love?
Oh!
Oh?
Oi, look at me.
Oi, prick!
OK, David, Dianne, let's block up this window!
OK? Let's go.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK...
One of us has to go first.
One should do the other and then do themselves.
One...
Ooh! Cockacidal maniac.
Ooh... can I drive?
Oooh! How are you doing?
Ooow!
Opening that door now would be a very silly thing to do.
Or is it easier having someone around who's more of a loser than you?
Or not.
Or someone.
Over here! Come on. Oh, bollocks.
Ow!
Perfik.
Pete?
Pete?
Pete'd be so pissed off if he knew I was driving his car.
Philip is my husband and has been for 17 years
Philip, hang in there, OK? Ed, get there fast.
Philip.
Phones off. It's not a social gathering.
Pickle!
Please can we just calm the fuck down!
Please, can we just stop and think about this?
Pour Vous.
Prick.
Put the kettle on and I'll deal with Philip.
Quick!
Really, Shaun?
Really!
Right, a cup of tea...
Right, let's all shake out. Get nice and limber.
Right, let's all try together, shall we? One, two, three.
Right, right.
Right.
Right.
Section One. Ready.
See, I knew you'd get over her.
See, you don't need Liz to have a good time.
See? The Winchester's just over there.
Shall I do Clyde?
Shall we go in, then?
Shaun didn't ask you to come here. You came for the same reason I did.
Shaun, babe...
Shaun, bar!
Shaun, hold them!
Shaun, hold them!
Shaun, it's Liz for you.
Shaun, which button's central locking?
Shaun!
Shaun!
Shaun.
Shaun.
Shaun.
Shaun.
Shaun. Hog lumps.
Shaun's father gave me this. Shaun's real father, I mean.
Shauny!
She's an ex porn star.
She's gonna change. You know I'm right.
She's so drunk.
Shit!
Shit! Get round me, get round me!
Since you're not working at the moment could you please clean up a bit?
Smooth.
Snakehips. Always surrounded by women.
So I will be taking charge as the...
So, what's the plan, then?
So, what's the plan, then?
So, what's the plan?
Some of these are limited... Ah! What was that?
Somebody to look up to and...
Sorry, dear, I was miles away.
Sorry, Mother... Mum!
Sorry, Pete. Listen, we're gonna borrow your car, OK?
Sorry, we're closed!
Sorry, we're closed.
Sorry. Erm, they're for my mum.
Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Stay back!
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Stop telling me to chill out!
Strangled his first wife with a draught excluder.
Take another look at the way he moves. Remember, very limp.
Talk to me.
Tell him to put the gun down!
Thanks, babe.
Thanks.
That is harsh.
That wasn't true. Made it up, shouldn't have, sorry.
That. The Z word. Don't say it.
That's great. Glad somebody made it. How long's that been now?
That's harsh. I did not call Dianne a failed actress.
That's it then, we're trapped. "Hey, let's go to the Winchester!"
That's what this is about, isn't it? He doesn't like me!
The anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.
The flaming spirits Get a rag in, light it.
The front door was open again last night.
The lights are on a separate circuit. Just flip the mains breakers.
The streetlights are on. I'll flip the fuses, we can watch television.
Then perhaps... I should.
Then wander home, watch a bit of telly, go to bed.
Then we get the Sundays.
Then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
There are a fair few of them, yes.
There was two of them out there. How many are there now?
There's a girl in the garden.
There's a good boy.
There's no lights, no power. And there's a hole in the window.
They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop.
They're taking us somewhere safe. I thought you two might want to tag along.
Things will change. I promise.
Think about it. Handy with a blade. Gruff demeanour.
This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do?
This is about survival.
This is hardly constructive, David!
This is it... Look, just fuck off!
This is Shaun and his girlfriend Liz.
This is the night!
This one comes with a basic digital package.
Thought you wanted to get there fast?
Three!
Tidying up.
To get close to Liz and when she knocked you back, I was there to pick up the pieces.
Top left!
Turn it off!
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Two seconds. Hey, Noodle.
Uuurgh.
Veg out in the pub for a bit
W What was the next one?
Wasn't true about your mum.
Watch out. Are you blind?
We had ourjabs when we went to the Isle of Wight.
We may have to kill my stepdad. Mum, you're not safe there. I'm coming.
We need to be somewhere more secure, somewhere we can stay alive.
We should get out there. We'll start tomorrow.
We should scoot. Have you got somewhere you're going?
We were in a spot of bother. Somebody has to take control of the situation
We'll go to the Shepherd's, they do Thai in there.
We'll have a party and get completely smashed.
We're going to the Winchester.
We've got our nibbles. We've got our Mini Cheddars.
Well, glad somebody made it.
Well, I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di, you know.
Well, we look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
Well, we'll just have to be extra quiet then, won't we?
Well...
Well... I think we're all agreed, you did the right thing there.
What a tit.
What about her, then?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Ed, look out!
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What have you got there? Flowers, I hope.
What makes you think I've taken you back?
What then? How long? Days? Weeks? A month?
What was that?
What would you say if I told you that Philip's been quite unkind to me?
What, like buying your mum some flowers?
What, what, what, what, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the matter, David?
What's the matter, love, haven't you had your tea?
What's up with your hand, man?
What's up, ****az?
When?
When's he going home?
Where are we gonna go?
Who the hell put this on?
Whoa, momma!
Whose fucking idea was that?
Why didn't you just shoot him, man?
Why don't I stay here?
Why won't it open?
With Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out
Wondering what the hell happened.
Would anyone like a peanut?
Wouldn't he? How can you trust a man you binned for being unreliable?
Writing something on a scrap of paper?
Yeah, Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
Yeah, boy!
Yeah, I can see it, it's just outside.
Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, once. At college. To you.
Yeah, that's because...
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, there's a...
Yeah, there's...
Yeah, well, I promised, didn't I?
Yeah! I got to do a wee first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Look at the state of it.
Yeah. Mum, is everything OK? Are you all right?
Yeah. What about John, then?
Yeah. What do you think we should do?
Yeah...
Yep.
Yes!
Yes! The pub is the right place to go. Everything is gonna be fine.
You can't...
You could bring the flowers you forgot on Mother's Day.
You didn't say Barbara had a Jag. I've always wanted to drive a Jag.
You do it.
You do realise this is a 20 mile an hour zone?
You go out with her, you love her so much.
You got red on you.
You got your pig snacks. What more do you want?
You hang out with my friends? "A failed actress and a twat"?
You haven't forgotten about tomorrow?
You just need... m motivation.
You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinking.
You know, just look after the car. If there's any problems...
You must be more adult about these things.
You promised you'd stop smoking.
You promised you'd try drinking red wine instead of beer!
You should do me. I'll muck it up if I have to do myself.
You shouldn't feel so responsible, you tried. You did something, that's what counts.
You wanna live like an animal, live in the shed, you thick fuck!
You were 12 when I met you, you'd already grown up so much.
You were parked.
You were saying about another way in?
You weren't easy to live with.
You'd better be off.
You're more than welcome to, er...
You're not suggesting we walk?
You're notjust trying to prove something? I meant everything I said last night.
You've gone from a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston.
You've got red on you.
You've got red on you.
You've got red on you.
You've got your lifestyle channels there, a bit of Trisha.
Your mum rang about tomorrow night.
Your toys are upstairs. I was going to give them to the jumble.
Yvonne?
Yvonne.
Zombies to your front. Fire!
29 shells. I need someone to help me reload,
'... emergency services... ' What?
'... number of reports of... ' '... serious attacks on... '
'... people who are being... ' '... eaten alive.'
'Hello, Fulci's.' Hi, I know it's short notice
'Hello, it's me.' Hello.
'Hello? ' Dianne, can you let me in?
'I don't want to cause a fuss.' We're coming to get you, Barbara!
'I'm not sure, Shaun.' Oh, come on.
'Shaun.' Mum! I was gonna call you. Are you OK?
'What do you mean? ' They're full up.
'Yes.' Are you sure?
'You go to bed with it? ' 'Course I do.'
"To a wonderful mum"? Oooh!
# Cos I'm having... # John, it's time at the bar.
# I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars... Why is Queen still on?
# She's like butter # Ed!
# This town is coming like a ghost town # Shaun?
11:45! Keep it simple!
A lot of drug nuts running wild. But I should get Mum away.
After where he led us? Let me finish!
Ah! Barbara?
Ah! Ed, please pull over. What for?
All right, Flash, what's your plan? Great. I've got a car
All right, keep your hair on, grandad. Hey! I'm 29 for Christ's sakes.
All right, Noodle? 'Got anything? '
And everybody is not all right. What's wrong?
And what do you want a fire engine for? Anything with flashing lights.
Any sign of John and Bernie? No.
Apart from Ed? I'm a pacifist.
Are they still there? 'I'm not sure. We shut the curtains.'
Are you gonna thank me, then? For what?
Are you OK? Did they hurt you? 'No, I'm fine.'
Are you still with...? Liz.
Barbara. Oh, hello.
Barbara's hurt! Just take over a minute.
Being a father, it's not easy. What?
Blue Monday. That was an original pressing.
Bought? I know, bit grown up, eh?
Break the window. We'll be exposed!
But, Philip... It's overblown nonsense.
Can I have two sugars, please? Ooh! Adventurous.
channels. 'Bizarre events... '
Check upstairs? It's locked.
Christ, she's not dead! She's finished.
Cocktails? Do it.
Cocktails? What do you mean?
Come on, Barbara. Leave those. I think they're for me.
Come on! Urgh.
Continue. Thank you.
Cos I was shouting at you earlier on. It's all right.
D Daffs. Uh.
Dad's in the lounge. He's not my dad.
Daffs! For Christ's sake!
David, come on. Sorry.
David! We got Twiglets. Oh, look, hog lumps.
Did he tell you that? Motherfucker. Shaun!
Did you do anything special? We came here.
Did you see his head go? 'Lf you're confronted... '
Did you try the police? 'Well, I thought about it.'
Dire Straits? Throw it.
Do we, David? No, of course not, Lizzie.
Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, totally.
Do you think this is happening there? I hope not.
Do you think this is the same thing? '... are all at a standstill.
Do you want your messages? What?
Do you, though? Yeah, totally.
Don't point that gun at my mum! Calm down.
Don't say that. We're not using the Z word.
Don't say that. What?
Don't you want it? No.
Don't, man. No.
Ed, can you pull over? Two seconds.
Ed, do something! Wait there.
Ed, don't exacerbate things! What's that mean?
Ed, don't exacerbate things! What's that mean?
Ed, get me a double vodka. Right you are.
Ed, I'm sorry. What for?
Ed! Hurry up!
Ed! Two seconds.
Er, it's three years ago last week. Did you do anything special?
Er... Ooh, Stone Roses? No.
Er... the first one. Right.
Erm... Purple Rain? No.
Everybody OK? Yeah, we're having a whale of a time.
Everybody OK? Yeah.
Fire engine? It's one number and it's busy!
For God's sake! He's got an arm off! Get him!
Fuck a doodle doo. Leave him alone.
Fuck off. You fuck off!
Fuck the man. In here, we're safe.
Fuck this. Two seconds. Ed!
Fuck, it's gorgeous. It seems pretty clear, we should go.
Fuck, yeah! Hey! Pete, look,
Get away from that door this instant! But...
Get that. You get it.
Goodbye, Liz. 'Bye. Bye, bye, bye.'
Guys, can you let me in? What are you doing?
Guys, it's not that I don't like you. It's all right.
Have you still got the child locks on? Safety first, Shaun.
He brings a bit. What? Dealing drugs?
He chased me with a bit of wood! You did call him a you know what.
He shot his sister in the leg. I think you should do it.
He's been gone a good 20 minutes. 17.
He's bleeding. I know! Ed, be careful.
He's coming back! Why? Because he promised?
Hello? Hello, mate. Noel?
Hello. 'Did you get my message? '
Hello. 'Hello, it's me.'
Hello. Right, great, fuck it.
Here. Mum, this won't take a second, all right?
Hi, Barbara. My, how you've grown.
How about an ambulance? It's engaged, Ed.
How do we get Philip out the car? We haven't got time.
How do you know? I don't think he'd leave us.
How many? Lots.
How old are you? 20? 21? 17.
How will Shaun get back in? I'm sure he'll knock.
How's it going? Er, surviving.
I ain't got nothing. 'Nothing at all? '
I can't find the switches! Then get the fuses!
I can't see them. Shaun, we have to get inside.
I got mugged on the way home from work. By who?
I might pop into the garden for a bit. Go on, then.
I mightjust stay here. But we can get out.
I never thanked you. For what?
I only hold you back. Yeah, but...
I really think we could... That's not your husband in there. OK?
I see. What's the deal?
I think we should go back inside. OK.
I think you should go. We will. We can defend ourselves.
I thought it wasn't a social gathering? What?
I took them all to the tip, Barbara. What?
I was desperate. Sneaky monkey.
I won't say anything. Thanks.
I would think that's deactivated. It's not. John's connected. Big Al says so.
I'd like you to have it. Barbara, Shaun and I have...
I'll make some sandwiches. OK.
I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing. I am not laughing.
I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing. I'm not laughing.
I'm going out with David and Di. Let's go together.
I'm going to the shed. You said it was locked.
I'm not going anywhere without Philip. Mum, look!
I'm not saying it was you. I know, man.
I'm not so hot on theatre. How about a meal?
I'm not staying by myself. You're going, aren't you?
I'm not staying here. David, it's suicide.
I'm not staying there, though. Why not?
I'm on it. Erm, since... Nice shot!
I'm saying it was Ed. Right.
I'm so sorry, Philip. Why?
Is it clear? No.
Is that it? That's it.
It doesn't look tidy. I had a few beers when I finished.
It is a bit loud. Sorry, Barbara.
It wasn't as easy as all that. Are we following you?
It'd just be nice if we could... Fuck.
It's a pub, it's safe, it's secure. They know us.
It's all right. No, no.
It's not her... Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
It's Saturday! No, it's not.
It's your anniversary soon. It was last week.
Just open the door! 'She doesn't want to see you.'
Just pull over! All right.
Just the two of us. Cock it.
Just to be on the safe side. I'm fine. I ran it under a cold tap.
Leave him alone! Stop defending him.
Let's get some lights on. David, wait!
Like "Daffs" pointing a gun at my mum. I'm not being unreasonable, "Pickle".
Liz, Ed, grab a weapon. What about the rifle?
Liz, please! I don't understand why the Winchester?
Lizzie? Liz?
Lots. Lots!
Maybe I should drive. I've adjusted the seat now.
Maybe this isn't the best time to talk. OK.
Mum, have you been bitten? 'No, but Philip has.'
Mum, what state is he in? 'He's fine. Bit under the weather.'
Mum, what's wrong? I didn't want to be a bother.
Mum, what's wrong? I didn't want to be a bother.
Mum? 'Well... they were a bit bitey.'
Mum. Is she...?
my mum and my cousin Tom. All right.
No one has any experience. We've got... 29.
No, I don't fucking want to! OK.
No, I love my mum. I love his mum.
No, it's not. It is. Come on. Do it.
No, man. 'Eball says you was holding.'
No, you haven't. I have, Liz. I couldn't save us.
No! No! David!
No. 'So... what is the plan, then? '
No. Come on, man.
No. Your bimonthly visit.
Nope. Right.
Not that I'd know. You haven't met his mum?
Not yet. Don't you get along with your mum?
Now what? Get more stuff.
Now what? We keep moving.
Of course they can! Are you sure?
Oh, OK. Has she been bitten?
Oh, you made a plan? We have to get out of here.
Oh! I think she likes you. Shut up.
Oh! I think she likes you. Shut up.
Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve. What?
Oi! What are you doing? What are you doing? You stupid moron.
OK, let's do this, yeah? Yeah?
OK, see you in a minute. 'Don't... '
OK. OK, then.
OK... Nice of you to join us.
Oldest. Senior staff member.
One, two, three, four, five. Yes. There's six of us.
Perfik. I'll get the kettle on.
Pete... He brings no money into the house.
Philip won't want to leave the house. Philip isn't...
Philip, you don't have to explain. No, I do. I always loved you, Shaun.
Philip? What?
Phones? Dead. Same as the power.
Really? Yeah.
Right, I'm leaving. What?
Second Coming? I like it.
Shaun wants to take us somewhere. Don't be silly.
Shaun, what's going on? Shit, it's engaged.
Shaun! Ed!
Shaun! Ed!
Shaun! Pete!
Shaun. I'm with customers.
Shaun. Yeah?
Shaun... I turned it off, all right?
Shaun... This is not about you and me.
She dumped you. I have to know if she's all right.
She wants a cuddle! I've just come out of a relationship.
She'll change. She's my mum!
She's a zombie. Don't say that.
She's gonna come back! She's not going anywhere.
She's not... You've never thought I was good enough.
Since when? Since...
Some crackheads. One of them bit me. Why?
Sorry. 'Grab Liz, go to the Winchester,
Sorry. I won't say anything.
Stay behind me! There's one!
Stop it, we're friends! He's not my friend. He's a fucking idiot.
Surviving. Are you living round here?
Take over a sec. What's going on?
Thank you. It's OK.
That is not true. Yes it is!
That was quick. Ed, this is serious.
That was the second album I ever bought! It's four in the fucking morning!
That. What?
That's Liz's. She dumped you.
The Batman soundtrack? Throw it.
The cellar. Maybe we can get out!
The child lock! Ed!
The power's on. It's not, I tried it earlier.
The pub's called the Winchester. Exactly.
The safety! That happened to me on stage.
The Winchester. Don't be stupid! They don't do food.
There's a Breville out back. Ed, this is serious!
There's a Breville out back. Great. Saved by nibbles.
There's a hatch out on to the street. You mean go back outside?
These are rich, interesting characters. Like who?
They can hear you. We do the quiz.
They can't. Can't they?
They followed me. I thought you said you gave them the slip.
They want to come in. Get Mum out of the way.
They've split up, actually. Oh, really?
This isn't exactly fair. Here.
To the Winchester? Do you want to?
Two sugars, is it? I haven't had sugar in my tea since 1982.
Uh huh. I was gonna say... Reload.
Wait till I've gone then get inside. Gone where?
Was that on a beer mat? Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
We can take 'em. The man said to stay indoors.
We can't leave your dad. He's not my dad!
We met in Greece. At a rave.
We mustn't advertise our whereabouts. No, of course not.
We should all do it. How can five people operate one gun?
We should get out there. No, we should stay inside.
We should have stayed at the flat. Why didn't you?
We were safe! You don't know that.
We're with you, Shaun. What?
We're with you. I'm not going out there.
Well, how did you get in? The back door.
Well, you look like one. Yeah.
What about Ed? There's only two shells. I don't mind being eaten.
What about the doctor? I don't think he's gonna come.
What about the lights? Yes. Don't advertise our whereabouts.
What about the lights? Yes. Don't advertise our whereabouts.
What are we going to eat? Toasties!
What are you doing? I've come to take you somewhere safe.
What are you doing? Oi!
What are you doing? Oi!
What are you doing? We have to deal with her.
What do you mean "we"? What do you mean?
What do you mean do something? Hello, hello, over here!
What do you mean? You guys hardly get on, do you?
What have you done now? Nothing.
What is it? What's wrong? Shaun, I'm so sorry.
What is that? What about yours?
What makes it so secure? It's got big heavy doors and deadbolts.
What the hell are you doing? Chill out. Everyone's all right.
What? I know you only hung out with me
What? We all know you're in love with Liz.
What?! The jukebox!
What's in the shed? Dunno, it's locked.
What's that supposed to mean? It means why don't you fuck off!
What's that supposed to mean? You know what I mean.
What's up with her eyes? Now, seriously...
What's up? What the hell's going on?
When was that? Five years ago.
Where are the shells? They're on the bar.
Where the hell did he come from? I dunno.
Where's he gone? Mum, he's dead.
Who put this on? It's on random.
Why don't we just go up? Don't go up there!
Why have we got to go to Liz's? Because we do.
Why is it locked? It's always been locked.
Why not? Because A, he might be one of them
Why not? Because it's ridiculous.
Why not? It's not exactly safe, is it?
Why? Because I love her.
Will Shaun be gone long? He'll be back soon.
Will you do what he said? I ain't doing nothing for him.
Will you stop it? We'll get nowhere moaning.
Yeah, are you? Yeah, I just bought a place.
Yeah, we're going to the Winchester. The pub?
Yeah. Right, well. Good luck!
Yep. 'Eight at the place with all the fish?
Yep. 'So it's all OK, then? '
Yep. It's not that taxing, is it?
Yes, I'm fine. Where's Philip?
Yes! Great. Where?
You did all right. I didn't want to cramp your style.
You did that, you twat. Somebody had to do something!
You don't understand... No, you don't understand.
You got a fag? No, I've given up.
You hungry? Not really.
You left them in my flat. Yeah, in the bin.
You promised us free cable. I'm working on that.
You promised us free cable. I'm working on that.
You promised we'd go on holiday. We went to Greece!
You said he wasn't coming. You didn't call the doctor?
You said this wasn't about us. No, it's not.
You two should make a go of it. What are you talking about?
You've built it up too much. No, just do it.
...spend a bit more time together. Bollocks.
'... no official comment but religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's... '
'... not something I ever expected as a newscaster to have to say on air.
'... or ideological connection between those committing the atrocities... '
'... regarding the best way to neutralise the attackers.
'... the armed forces will be called in to provide backup and assistance.
'... the attackers can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.
'... the devastation really is extensive. It's a total mess.'
'... the sensational chart topping... '
'... to have a top band with us, talking about their work for the charity Zombaid... '
'and also I was wondering if she wanted anything special for lunch?
'and avoid all physical contact with the assailants.'
'and developed symptoms... '
'and wait for all this to blow over.'
'as thousands of people attempt to flee the cities.
'As we now know, the phenomenon resulted from the use of... '
'as well as other roles such as... '
'But he's my husband, you know. I still love him and I got the ring.
'But throughout the land, men and women of integrity
'Coming after me... '
'Cool, that's great. Just ring me later.'
'Cos these days a lot of people don't eat meat.'
'Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.
'Ensure all residences are secure
'go in, deal with Philip.'
'Grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here,
'have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.'
'have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.'
'He can't quite get it. Ooh! He's fallen, he's down! '
'Hello, Fulci's. Can you hold, please? '
'Hello? '
'Hi, it's me again.'
'hole up, have a cup of tea
'I don't see nothing wrong with it but I know that some people would.
'I'll repeat that, by removing the head or destroying the brain.'
'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'
'I'll try you at work. Bye, bye.'
'in proclaiming this "a sign of a coming apocalypse".
'it is absolutely essential that you isolate them immediately.
'Lf you know someone who has been bitten
'Lf you or someone you know may... '
'Lf you or someone you know may... '
'Lizzie doesn't want to see you.'
'Lnitial claims that the virus was caused by infected monkeys have been dismissed... '
'Lt's all coming right up on Zombies From Hell.'
'Make no attempt to reach loved ones
'make them ideal recruitment for the service industry,
'More reports just in confirm that in all cases the attackers seem slow and shambolic... '
'Next, the story of ten year old Enrique RamÌrez
'Only we can't wait to meet her finally
'People can't understand why she's with him? '
'People receiving bites have experienced headaches and nausea
'Player two has entered the game.'
'Player two has entered the game.'
'Player two has left the game.'
'rise up to confront the unseen enemy.
'Scientists are still trying to establish the nature of the phenomenon
'Shaun, it's me. I'm gonna be a bit tied up today
'Shaun, it's me. I'm gonna be a bit tied up today
'Six months on and, to many, the events of Z Day must seem like a bad dream.
'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven?
'so can you book the table for eight rather than seven?
'Some men tried to get into the house.'
'Sorry, we just gave away the last table.'
'The American deep space probe Omega 6
'The bodies of the recently deceased are returning to life and attacking the living.'
'The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups
'The fact that the mobile deceased retained their primal instincts
'The Home Office is urging people to stay in their homes and await further instruction.'
'The M1, the M3, M4, M6... '
'The public are being strongly advised not to approach anyone... '
'Then we grab Mum, go over to Liz's place,
'There are reports of chaos on the motorways
'they will be courageous in the face of danger.'
'They will not be cowards,
'To recap, it is vital that you stay in your homes.
'unexpectedly re entered Earth's atmosphere over England
'We appear to have a breakdown in communication there.
'we go in, we take care of Philip.'
'We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's,
'What's the plan, then? '
'who fought off the reanimated corpses of his entire family.
'Will you be bringing Elizabeth with you this time?
'Witness reports are sketchy. One unifying detail seems to be
'You didn't book it, did you, Shaun? '
'You're not coming in.'
"'Removing the head or destroying the brain." Incredible.'
# Ah, get higher, baby
# Ah, get higher, baby, ah, get higher, girl
# Ah... #
# And all the while I think of you...
# Blow away... Shh!
# Cos white lines
# Don't stop me
# Don't stop me now
# Don't stop me now
# Don't stop me now
# Don't stop me now
# Don't stop me Ooh, ooh, ooh
# Don't stop me... #
# Going through my mind
# I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger
# I'm burning through the sky, yeah...
# I'm burning through the sky...
# I'm gonna go, go, go
# I'm having a ball
# I'm having such a good time
# If you leave me now... #
# If you wanna have a good time
# Just give me a call
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode
# Ooh, white lines
# Something of a phenomenon telling my body to come along
# That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
# There's no stopping me
# Visions, dreams of passion
# You wanna dance? #
#... call me Mister Fahrenheit...
#... panic on the streets of London... #